Australia Day Edition# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[DECEMBER] Next major episode update is still many months ahead, and development information will continue to be sparse due to spoilers. A few new images and a new cutscene have been shared.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/496087542571991439# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>554904109
Crikey
Traveling in a fried out kombion a hippie trail head full of zombieI met a strange lady, she made me nervous she took me in and gave me breakfast and she said, "you come from a land down under"Where sisters glow and brother chundercan you hear the thunder?you better run, you better take cover
I'm still lurking around your country Aussie anons hehehe
>>555234603FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>555234697Is it true that the Australian Day is a contentious topic here because of colonialism history and stuff?
If Andrew and Ashley were Australian Renee would've left them outside as kids to be eaten by dingoes
>>555235004Giant spiders Leyley proclaimed that she has seen would turn out to be a real deal as well
>>555234603Nah, I don't actually want a psycho BPD chick just a woman who hates her father.
>>555234697I will do it just to spite you
Cuntley
>>555238495>Cuteley*Fixed it for you
I know this is going to sounds weird. But I find it cute that the twinkle pick up line kind of gives Ashley the ick. It shows she likes Andrew for who he is, already and doesn't need to be performative (Unless she wants him to be, like when he poet speaks at her)
https://files.catbox.moe/5evb6j.jpg
>>555238495
>>555213297You sound like a loser that missed out on teenage love.
>>555243510Based. The first and last time I was in love was in my teens.
>>555202142>>555196212The Classic Controller Pro reminds me that I need to get around to that Wii/PS1 port...
Where can I find women like Ashley? Are BPD demons the only way to go?
>>555244952Do you have a sister?
>>555244952>Where can I find women like Ashley?Ask your parents to make you one
>>555244952>Where can I find women like Ashley? You don't. Why would you want someone like Ashley? Loyalty? I guess you'll have to groom a girl to grow up into a womanchild.
>>555245265>You don't. Why would you want someone like Ashley?Kill this man.
>>555245049I have an older sister, but she has her own life, and we rarely see each other. I last spoke to her about half a year ago.
>>555245758You should hug her
>>555246156nta But hugging your sibling that you haven't talked to in 6 months is weird, you're not close enough to do that for no reason.
>>555246395Idk, fuck her tits then?
>>555246743You are the cancer of /calg/, weebtard.
>Wanna do the paparazzi thing with my tits Andrew?
>>555246989I was not aware that Japan invented boobs
>>555246156She lives in another city. I could theoretically visit her, but I have no idea how she’d react. I should probably mention this first but she has her own family now, and I’m out of her life.
Why do the little brothers of /calg/ have the hardest lot?
>>555250497They are incomplete, little men.
I hate shoveling snow
>Didn't make the soda stealing the OPYou had one job!
>>555254961The problem with this image and trying to translate anon's story into coffin is that Andrew would unironically buy this FOR Ashley and wouldn't even drink it himself, with the expectation that she would "steal" them to placate her deviousness.
>>555254961Australia hijack!
>>555255181Probably but that's what makes it so fun. I love how despite loving each other, their shows of affection are so toxichttps://youtu.be/Vos8hIhZzXE&t=695
>>555245265>I guess you'll have to groom a girl to grow up into a womanchild.This, the Hikaru Genji Plan never fails! But truly, I wish I could marry a pale bpdemon to ruin my life.
If Andrew accepted Ashley in thishttps://youtu.be/kn5hQv-c6XI&t=138what would their relationship be like now? Healthier? More toxic? Would Renee discover them in the act?
>>555258026I don't think she would've cared
>>555244581IDK about PS1, but the Wii has a port of löve, so probably not insanely difficult to do
>>555258026Ashley would've probably finished high school and they would've moved out at the ages of 18-20, saving themselves from the bullshit quarantine and becoming fugitive serial killers. Yeah, they'd be a tad healthier.
>>555233835
>>555258725>leyley incest
>>555258861
>>555258725>anons gayYeah, I noticed
>>555258240In retrospect I think this is another nail in the coffin for Andrew's coping when even their mom is not even outright against them being weird like that. Like everyone but him sees the writing on the wall but he's sitting there covering his eyes and throwing anything he can to cover it up.I think if Andrew was privy to this conversation it might have created another arbitrary barrier like the incest rumours in highschool made him realize he wanted Ashley and then publicly swing wildly in the other direction to the detriment of everyone involved.
>>555258631Would they truly end up as serial killers anyway?
>>555259490Nah, it seems like Renee was the one coping in that flashback. Burial Renee in episode 2 was grossed out by them showing even a little affection.
good ending
>>555259878You forget that she's in a very high stress situation and lashing out to try and pressuring Andrew expecting to beat him down like the pretend-doormat he is and do what she wants.
>>555259041I am NOT gay. I have fantasies with floozies, and SEX with Diu
Mating with Ashley and her sexy pale feet!
Vicious feline
>>555258725>problem probably little sisterslmao
>>555258725>Julia>betterFact check: TRUE
>>555258725>thing Ashley betterobviously
Ashley but she starts wearing a thong!
>>555263031This was quite literally one of my favourite CG's
>>555263031>>555263228>what do you see when you turn out the lights?>I cannot tell you, but I know it's mine
>>555250497Being a little brother can hurt.
>>555262841Seeing as this is the Australia thread, your desire for a thong-clad Ashley has become a foot fetish post.
>>555265132Based. Ashley and her cute cold pale sweaty clammy feet!
We /feet/ here?
>>555265889Better imoutoes than pubic hair or Nemlei forbid, Julianus..
>>555266448>JulianusIs that... a thing? I don't remember ever seeing that here
>>555266448>>555266619Jane knows all about it after horrifically molesting Julian.
>>555265889Yes, imoutoes is the best thing. Ashley's sweaty feet after she's been wearing her cute boots all day!
>>555267235Her boots are seriously the coolest. Is there anything like that irl?
The siblings seem like the time that would go to school wearing the same thing every day and then switch to something else only when people start bullying them for it.
>>555267507I don't know, I'm not a girl and usually wear footwear like Andrew but I seriously wouldn't mind buying Ashley's boots even if I won't ever be using them. They're that cool, Nem should release her own shoes line based off Coffin
God it's so embarrassing how often I think about putting Ashley's feet in my mouth. I want to lick her soles so much
>>555267901What do you think Ashley's feet smell like? I ofter wonder given how little Renee cared for them, how many years she's worn the same boots.I also wonder if maybe Burial or Decay part 2 will reveal Ashley's clothes are a gift from Andrew (hence why he chose a style like his own)
>>555267901I want to rub Ashley's soles with my thumbs, interspersed with kissing them. I'd work my way up, licking up, and up, until at least my lips meet her toes. From here, I would tease her and myself, gently gliding her toes against my nose, and then my cheek, and then my eyelids. Finally, I'd plant her big toe against my lips and open my mouth, guiding the toe in with my tongue. I'd fully immerse myself into sucking her toe, submerged in my salivating mouth.
Do you think your relationship with your sister could survive if you had sex once?
>>555268290Beautiful. I wonder how she'd react to that>>555268687Makes me so sad, I'm a single child
>>555268687No.
>>555268687It survived her attempt to blow me. So, probably.
>>555268687Depends on when. Me and my sister got pretty close to that when we were preteens.
>>555269348>>555269446I'll say it again, white girls either hate their brother or have almost had sex with him
>>555268687Depends on why we did it I guess
https://x.com/vseskz/status/2015487163308130484
>>555269446Man I'm so jealous of you. Sisterless faggots like me have no joy and can only find it in fantasy land. I desperately want a bpdemon like Ashley!>>555269348Storytime
>>555268687Only once? I'd be devastated if we didn't fuck at least a few more times!
>>555270580Based delphic breeder!
>>555271416Now I want a happy cuddly lovey dovey sex scene to contrast the misery one from SnS.
>>555271663Trust the plan.
>>555271663I hope there is one where Andrew and Ashley have a happy healthy sex life even if they remain serial killers and another one where Ashley is the sane one and Andrew scares her by literally serving her Julia's head on a silver platter.
>>555272178>his hand isn't resting on her hip/ass as if to pull her closerone job
>>555270490I've told this story many times, here we go again...The short version is that a long time ago, I went to the bar with my sister for the first time. After coming on extremely strong the whole night, she eventually broke down crying and admitted she tried to take advantage of me (ie get me drunk) because she wanted to pop my cherry and suck my dick.
>>555272485You sister admitted wanting to fuck you, and it went nowhere? Why?
>>555272485Just finish you drink Anondrew.
>>555272485I hope you dropped your pants right there and then and gave her your cherry. Sisters deserve to be their brother's first!
>>555272783Probably because she has a boyfriend, and more importantly I didn't want to fuck a drunk girl? Plus I don't exactly want to come up to her and tell her I wish to redeem an outstanding offer.
>>555273301Sister's are not girls.
>>555273301>I didn't want to fuck a drunk girlOh man, why are you such a pussy? Since when is it wrong to fuck a drunk girl? Back in my day it was practically dating etiquette. Take the girl to party, get her drunk, then both do the deed and go home next morning like nothing happened. If the lay was good enough you'd start dating.When did good traditions get lost to this generation?
>>555268687Maybe. The only way I could see it ever happening is if we both got drunk, but then again I don't drink. I think we could have sex and just pretend it never happened, but I also don't see how we could fuck without something else having gone horribly wrong
>>555273697You are forgetting that siblings don't have that implicit expectation of sex. Also, from the fact she burst into tears and said sorry over and over again for trying to take advantage of me (her words), it's obviously exactly what her intentions were. Clearly, there is nothing more respectable than "cheating whore" and "rapist" put together. But who am I kidding? What I truly resent that she showed me an exciting part of herself and then left me alone with it.
>>555274445I still fail to see the problem. Had sex, no big deal. Can forget the morning after, its nothing but a simple mechanical sharing of fluids and movement. The benefits are also proportional in siblings bonding and growing closer together.
>>555258437Got Thiu to show on dolphin
>>555274642>Family member whom you trust literally admits they tried to rape you>DUDE SEX SEX SEX SIBLING SEX SEX DELPHISM WHOLESOME
>>555274971...yeah, exactly. Had sex. So what?
>>555275159You are clearly sisterless and/or poisoned by pornography. Only normalfaggots and porn addicts see sex as "just sex".
>>555274971had sex
God gives his most sexual predator sisters to his most moralfag brothers
>>555275598I know right? Why must God want us sisterless sobs to suffer?
>>555275598I'll play Devil's Avocado and say that getting "raped" by your sister is not the foundation for a healthy relationship, and that having sex under those conditions could possibly unravel the foundation of the relationship, especially from the sister's perspective given the degree of guilt she feels over *almost* doing it.
>>555274642>>555275159This way of thinking is why society has become the way it is. Retard>>555274971You are forgetting how touch starved and porn brained the average /calg/er is. Especially the sisterless ones
>>555275816How is it rape if you want it?
>>555276084Note the quotation marks around rape. Either way I think that fundamentally undermines the sibling relationship and would actually terminate the possibility of sisterlovies in the future.
>>555276218Anon probably did already by chickening out.
>>555277070Honestly, nearly-"raped"-Nicholas is right, you sisterless fags need to start developing a more robust worldview. That situation would have likely resulted in a stunted relationship, it would have been a one-off thing done in desperation by a woman in crisis rather than pure sexual and emotional attraction. I'd rather have a sister than get laid once to say I did it, and that's coming from me who has an insane sex drive.
>>555277568>>555275816I resent the use of quotes around "rape". Her own admitted and premeditated plan was to get her brother drunk enough that she could give him a blowjob he'd otherwise prevent (without communicating her sexual intentions in advance of the alcohol). I'm not even giving some "drunk sex can't be consensual" bullshit, but in this case it's definitely an attempted molestation.
>>555278680Alcohol isn't a magic spell, if someone gets drunk enough where the idea of getting their dick sucked by their sister is now appealing, then they were into that shit in the first place. It's rape when it renders someone outright incapable of giving implicit consent because they're in a stupor or passed out.
>>555279045Yep, I'm sick of people using alcohol as an excuse for doing things. If you didn't at least think about it, you wouldn't do it when drunk
>>555279583>be drunk, drive car, charged with DWI>be drunk, stab someone, charged with murder>be drunk, denounce the talmud, charged with genocide>be drunk, have sex, armies form to get justice for you after because a drunk person has zero accountability and cannot be held responsible for their actions while intoxicated; in fact the other person cruelly took advantage of your slightly lowered defenses and effectively forced you to wrap your legs around them to prevent them from pulling out as you repeatedly screamed "fuck me" at the top of your lungs. You were literally forced to stand there and get your dick sucked by a woman you could easily push away even if you were trapped in solitary confinement on a diet of bread and water for ten years.I get the idea, I really do, but there's degrees of nuance here and when most people think of rape they're not thinking of two adults hopping into bed of their own volition but had a little too much to think, they're imagining blackmail, dark alleys, brandishing weapons, and/or physical restraint.
are we really doing a rerun of this shit yet again?
>>555279045>>555279583People shouldn't have sex unless they both actively want it. Trying to definition dodge things like this is a shitty way to treat your family>erm technically it's not rape>erm technically you said yesDoesn't change the reality that the other person feels terrible about it. It's like you faggots forget the whole point of incest is that it's the purest form of love, not just "got muh dick wet llelelelel." You shouldn't be con-manning your brother or sister into sex
>>555280587You misunderstand, I'm one of the people saying it was a bad situation, I'm just saying that rape is a strong word that shouldn't be carelessly tossed around.
>>555275373Nigga I was raped in juvie. Who cares? The worst part was being punched and staining my underwear with shit, I thought it would hurt a lot more but it was just unpleasant. Sex is sex.
>>555280853>I thought it would hurt a lot more but it was just unpleasant.this user is a female
I wouldn't want to meet some of you anons in a dark alley, that's for sure
I can't wait to ambush some of you anons in a dark alley, that's for sure
>>555281002
>>555281570And do what? I'm not your 42kg sister.
>>555280346>>555280587Yeah I agree. I'm just saying people shouldn't use it as a way to deny responsibility for doing things they actively wanted
>>555281320You're safer with some pornbrained horny sisterless anon in said dark alley than someone with natural camouflage.
>>555282009Our black anons are fine and upstanding gentlemen. Don't defame them to deflect from your own deficiencies
>>555282435I have no deficiencies.
>>555281570Based anon
Ok but Ashley raped Andrew in the hot sweltering summer of 1992.
>>555283194Secret ending where they remain friends and each date demons
>>555283471Those are their respective souls, they're still showing affection to each other. They will never be "just friends."
>>555281320I'm going to lurk in every dark alley near you. And when you least expect it... A hug from behind!
>>555283471>implying they could ever love someone elseSomeone didn't play the game
God I need to pull myself off to pictures of Ashley until I can't stand
>>555284507Well, okay. YOU can meet me in dark alleys and shady establishments.
>>555285541>Andrew?>Ashley can't find the photo album with the pictures from her class trip to the water park.>*muttering* still don't understand why you paid for that trip...
>>555285797Fake, nobody would take a picture of Ashley.
>>555285797Oh fuck don't give me the idea of going through my family vacation photos
>>555285979She forced Julia to do it.
>>555285979Andrew volunteered as a chaperone and trip photographer.
>>555285541I agree, shes so amazing.>>555285797kek. Totally worth it
>>555285979She's only in the official photo and group shots with her fake friends. Andrew makes do.
>>555261332This is the ideal body type. Just enough chub to hug and love.
>>555259979I don't think that's the kind of affection Ashley wanted from her mom.
If Andrew was in SH2 James's shoes, what would he do? I reckon he'd just leave.Ashley would be Mary, of course.
>>555259979>abhorrent fetish>abhorrent artName a more iconic duo
>>555294296>abhorrent fetishI have to remind myself that people exist who are viscerally disgusted by two women kissing, and I literally can't understand it.
>>555294558I was referring to the momcest, not the lesbianism.
>>555295023Ah, fair enough.
Why is Ashley like this?
>>555293157>If Andrew was in SH2 James's shoes, what would he do?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsPCHiqHw-c(replace pyramid head with the fart demon)
fart nigga
>>555295562
>>555295562Day of the Fan soon.
>>555295983We're all fans of him.
What do Ashley's feet smell like?
>>555296609Soap.
Ashley WOULD be a bullish dyke that forces girls to kiss her so that she can try to sort out her feelings (it never works)
>>555296054That's pretty cute, but it's still a demon, a groomer, and a hussy. Also it's a proven fact that becoming entangled with Our Heroes™ ALWAYS ends badly. The siblings are like a curse ??? invited onto itself.
>>555297783He's actually the unsung hero of the story. We love the pernicious poot, the badsketball, the black ball of bad, the gaseous globe, the spherical stinker, his rotten rotundity.
Every time my sister borrows cash from me, she sends me an electronic payment. But my bank doesn't take the payment system she uses so that money never enters my account
>>555298598Well don't tell me that, I can't do anything about it unless you want me to suggest having her give you a tuggy as compensation.
>>555298598How about you fix that with your bank or, much lower priority, tell your sister so the money doesn't just go into the void?
>>555298834I don't really want anyone to do anything about it. I guess I thought it was a nice sister-related story to share>>555298927There's no fixing it outside of changing banks. I really should get around to doing that for another reason, but I'm super lazy>so the money doesn't just go into the void?I'm pretty sure it just doesn't get taken out of her account until I make an account for it to be deposited into
>>555299512Yeah, if a transaction is rejected by a bank the money doesn't disappear. You should kiss your sister.
>>555299512>anon changes banks>$250,000,000 in back transactions suddenly go through
>>555299751>anon is loaning out millions of dollars to his sister>not getting his pickle tickledwouldn't that be something
>>555298598What kind of electronic payment system doesn't require specifying the beneficiary's account?
>>555299751Yeah, that's part of why I'm not going to bother setting up even when I do set up another account. She's unemployed and it's not like I need the money>>555300235I'd feel bad leveraging this money against her. Plus, I don't actually want to sleep with her
>>555299751Anon can now almost afford a Kit9 Studio tour.
>>555301096So your unemployed sister is borrowing money? How is she... affording to pay you back?
>>555301248Savings from her old jobI'd be insulted at your implication if I wasn't already dead tired. So you get away with a warning this time
>>555301673So why is she borrowing money if she already has money and uses it to pay you back?>street_corner2.png
>>555302742She borrows CASH
>>555303789
>>555303125She should go get her own CASH from the bank or ATM if she actually has money since she's mobile enough to go make use of CASH in the outside world.Does she even know the money is failing to send? Because she's not even borrowing cash at this point. She might just be taking advantage of you after realizing what happened with the money failing to send and thinks you're a gullible retard.
>>555303125Do hookers take cards now? I've never hired one.
>>555304028Be as paranoid as you want. I've told her I don't mind just giving her the money, but she insists on paying me back
>>555304191
>>555304554>she insists on paying me back (with money that isn't being paid back)
>>555304562At least they're honest about the hookers being ugly.
>>555304643She thinks she's paying me back, but not even she could account for me being so lazy I'd turn down free money
>>555305253Give me access to your bank account and I'll take care of it for you, free of charge.
God, I want to fuck Julia. She's so goddamn cute. I just want to pin her little body against the bed and rail her until she can't walk. I want her to moan my name and tell me I'm too big and too deep. I just want to feel her body against mine, I need that human connection. I want to feel our cells interlinked. I want to feel the weight of her body on mine and smell her skin and feel her hair and GOD I need her
>>555308332The elites don't want you to know this but there are real life women outside who want you to talk to them
>>555308809Nobody wants me to talk to them. I'm awkward and weird and whenever I'm around girls my age I feel like I never know what to do
>>555309357I’m sorry you have to go through that
>>555267235I miss the old CG.
>>555312753>Þetting
>>555301248She makes adult swim bumpers?(Could Ashley make a good bumper song?)
>blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahSHUT UP!!! SHUT UP YOU DUMB BITCH!!!
>>555312783I swear those boots are amazing!
>>555312783I miss the old CG, straight from the dome CGMiscolored pants CG, forgot the 'hex CG
>>555308809>there are real life women outside who want you to talk to themThis is false btw
>>555317662>t.
>>555318062There is no demon sex party so the hook to join the cult must be something else
>>555318285Complimentary refreshments. Gets 'em every time. Just don't drink the Kool-Aid.
>>555315061>Ashley telling SnSdrew about all the innocent people she sacrificed to the demon that day
>>555318285There is, but only the leader and his hussies (every girl in the cult) get to go. Men get free coffee, not free beer, and a chance to think they have a chance with the hussies.
husbandrew
Nemlewwuuuuuu we need more pregnancy
>>555322632All of Decay is marriage/pregnancy themed so I trust Nemmie will deliver
>Moral Decay of Andrew Grave...what does this mean for Burial?
Oh God, what just happened? Not an hour ago I was watching a movie with my sister, her in the recliner, me sprawled out on the couch. The movie was kinda boring and I didn't sleep that well last night, so I nod off about halfway though. I wake up and notice my sister quickly turn her head away from the lower part of me. I look down to the most massive erection I have ever had. Enough morning wood to make log cabins with. I had been wearing stretchy athletic shorts, so there was absolutely nothing holding it back. The entirety of me, on full display, my shorts, a circus tent.And my sister had seen it. She could have been staring at it for all I know. I have no idea how long I had been asleep. She looked straight ahead at the television now, but her face was red and she looked warm like she was flustered. Anyway, I get up and go to my room, all the while trying to point it away from her. It's going to be awkward being around her now.
There was an anon here, many months ago. Might have even been over a year ago, who vaguely either hinted at terminal illness or mental illness leading to his demise. Either way, I hope you're still out there and doing well and were able to at least see Decay.
>>555325367The burial of Andy and Leyley
>>555325537>tfw your brother's massive cock is going to wreck your pussy
>>555325537>It's going to be awkward being around her now.No it's not
>>555325537You should wear those shorts more often.
>>555325537Always the same webnovel bullshit; I am literally begging you to improve your writing skills before posting this tripe.
>>555266817Why did Jane do it?
Going to theme park alone because my sister is far away...
They say that sisters might be cats
>>555333345Conventional wisdom agrees with this sentiment.
>>555279045Whether you think it's rape doesn't matter and whether Anon thinks it's rape doesn't matter, because the sister's own admitted objective was to coerce him
Raping your sibling is bad, period. EOT
>>555302742Fake liquidity to fool investors
>>555337618>wasn't posted on Christmas Either way it's cute.
>>555339694Alot of good art was made during Christmas, it'll be a waste not to use it
https://x.com/MOO_N0N0/status/2015038289548374036
>>555302742Maybe she invested her money and wants to pay him back with the dividends.Or she just wants to see if he trusts her and is willing to do nice things for her.
>>555258725The duality of /calg/.
>>555341512The mind of Andrew Graves
>>555346730Alcohol has shown me that sexual tension does exist between siblings
>>555315061Gyaruley a cuteAshley looks better with a tan
>>555340005I'm going to fucking kill you.
>>555255981
>>555348105I'd take millions of Aussies before a sinlge Brazilian or Indian.
>>555348403You will NEVER be welcome here, Aussie
>>555348696Wrong nationality, retard
>>555255181Well, maybe that's exactly what happened. But also I don't see why wouldn't Andrew drink it himself (he already smokes so it's not like he cares about healthy diet), and I can see him reacting badly to his stuff being taken.On a related note, if anyone has this image in higher quality I'd appreciate it, because mine looks jpegized despite having a transparent background.
>>555252820I can't imagine snuggling with a corpse in such cold weather
>>555349259Call me Noelle, the way I wish I had a snowblower
>>555247996Come visit her! You should still be friends with your sibling even if you have your own families.
>>555348105A quaint relic from a different internet.
>>555350557Anon, that post is from 2013
>>555299512>>555301096>>555305253That is a nice sister-related story indeed, but I think you should be honest with her about the fact that you are not bothering to take the steps needed to be able to receive her money. Tell her to stop trying to send your electronic payments, and that instead she should pay you in other ways like bringing you donuts
>>555339694I'm pretty sure it was previously posted here during the Christmas season.
>>555351064The point is there were practically no Indians and other turd worlders on 4chan in 2013."Aussie shitposting" is quaint compared to what we have in this shithole now.
>>555352627Are these Indians in the thread with us right now?
>>555352972Yes.
>>555352972Yeah I can smell you. Or do you expect me to believe anyone else gets offended on behalf of you filthy subhuman shitgoblins?
>>555295362They are all Jewish.
>>555348403>>555352627>>555353624Woah man, it's 10am. Give your sister a hug or something and chill out
>>555351925>and that instead she should pay you in other waysI've already told you, I don't want paymentI do it for FREE
>>555355328Brothers are the jannies of the world
>>555355328Yet you continue to let her believe she is sending you payments back even though they don't actually arrive. That seems like a form of deception to me, even if a benign one that only financially helps her. I think you just should be honest with her.
>>555356039I audibly laughed>>555356115>That seems like a form of deception to me, even if a benign one that only financially helps her.Man, I wish I had that Araragi quote about how he'd happily lie to his sisters for their benefit saved. She was also VERY insistent on paying me back, which I get. I don't like owing people favors either. So it's a win-win, she gets the satisfaction of not owing anyone, and I get to help her for nothing
>>555355328You pretend like it's the opposite. At least fucking tell her you absolutely retarded mongoloid.
>>555356748It's not a big deal. We're both happy with the way things are currently.
>>555356973Foundation of lies and deceit. One day she will realize and things will be worse than if you just told her.
>>555356442I just feel like she might discover this on her own one day and then feel incredibly awkward as if she now "owes" you all the cumulative money she never actually sent. But I also really get you, doing something for the benefit of someone you love feels good. Let's hope she never catches on, I guess.You sound like a good brother, you should hug your sister.
>>555258725Renee's middle name revealed
>>555357120>>555357656I doubt she'll be mad at me for NOT taking her money, but whatever man. There's also no way she finds out. I know she isn't keeping records well enough to notice that she's got an unexpected surplus
>>555359858>There's also no way she finds out. I know she isn't keeping records well enough to notice that she's got an unexpected surplusThat's not good. If she doesn't notice unexpected surplus she might likewise not notice unexpected spendings (uncancelled subscriptions, hidden fees etc.). You should teach your sister to be more financially responsible and aware of her balance and expenses.
>>555360795I mean, she is borrowing cash from him because the local drug dealer doesn't take debit or credit.
>>555360795That sounds like suuuuuuuuuuuch a hassle. I might offer to check her credit history and balance her books, but teaching people is annoyin
>>555360949I'm her hug dealer and every hug is free.
>>555361129Well maybe at least do that.Also, and I apologize if you already addressed this, but are you absolutely sure the money stays with her? Just because it never reaches your account doesn't mean it doesn't leave hers. I can fully understand supporting your cute sister, but I'd hate to know that the money has been ending up with some middleman all along with both of you none the wiser.
>>555359858She'll pretend she's mad because it's expected, but she won't be for real.
>>555361651>but are you absolutely sure the money stays with herYeah. I mean, I haven't checked, but I'm certain. That's how finance works, it's a direct transfer from her account to mine. If there's no account for her money to go into, it never leaves her account
>>555362032>If there's no account for her money to go into, it never leaves her accountThere is an account, tho.
>>555363549Not according to the payment processor, that's the thing. I never connected my bank account to it
>>555364331Then where is she sending the money? Because it's clearly not to your account.
>>555364576The money wouldn't leave her account unless it has somewhere to go
>>555364891Clearly it has somewhere to go because she's been trying to send it somewhere.
Alas, Sister Helpline is unqualified to assist with interbank disputes (I am not even a real accountant). We recommend that you reach out to the involved financial institutions to trace your shekels. Thank you for contacting Sister Helpline!
Wonder if some lucky bastard out there just got free money from anon's sister and he'd never know because you're being consumed by the sin of Sloth.Or at the least his sister is sitting on a landmine of notifications telling her and he's going to nuke his own reputation because his only out is "uhm I never noticed" so she wont want him anywhere near her paperwork.
>>555364994I see what you're saying. I just don't know how Zelle works. I assume she's putting in my phone number, Zelle sees my phone number isn't registered with anything, and the money stays in her account.But you've convinced me to ask her, I don't want her to waste her money
>>555365124Sister Helpline, can you connect me with God? I'd like to inquire when the sibling he promised me 12 years ago will arrive. The tracking number says he or she hasn't been shipped yet.
>>555366896Zelle? Seems like the money leaves the account and goes into limbo for a 14 day period waiting for the recipient to link the phone number to an account. Then it refunds if they don't. Better question is how a jobless NEET doesn't notice random deposits/refunds or the notifications it should be sending when the transfer eventually fails.
>>555367758>Better question is how a jobless NEET doesn't notice random deposits/refunds or the notifications it should be sending when the transfer eventually fails.My guess is that she isn't bothering to check. Or maybe she has noticed but chooses not to say anything and we're both playing a game of pretendShe's asleep rn, so I'll ask when she wakes up
>>555368224I'm on the edge of my seat with this chapter of Anon Holmes and the Sister Finance Mystery. Keep us updated.
>>555366983>I am sorry, 555366983drew. Interdimensional FedEx will not return my calls.
>>555369260That's not god.
>>555369341Sorry, I've got 'mysterious demon thing I can somehow commune with' and 'rotund blue grinning cat'. Sorry. No other deities in the rolodex.
>>555370112You must worship the rotund cat as your god.
>>555369260Aw, well. I understand Lord Unknown-sama. I'll pray to Nemlei that they respond within the century.
>>555366983It would be easier asking your parents
>>555370240All hail.
>>555370930They're beyond reproduction age, so I have no choice. Maybe I'll ring up Divilethion next, but he has pretty terrible reviews.
>>555371472Your Catliness...
>S-She's such a little joker... haha, this little shit.
>>555375440Andrew is being spied on! There's a mole!
>>555375440You see... it's just a joke when a sister straddles her brother when he has an erection after muttering about her in his sleep.
>>555375859>...Obviously. Anyways, what's her problem?!
https://x.com/i/status/2016217751417721291
>>555376271He had to wash and buy her new bras when the old ones were getting tatty.
>>555376271YOU made ME buy bras for you, because you felt threatened by all of the "hussies" working and shopping at Vivian's Secret.
>>555376594>Ashley feels threatened by hussies>sends ANDREW to a den of hussiesAw hell no. She dragged Andrew along with her to judge them like a bathing suit and made him buy them. She loved the onlookers thinking they were together. She loved it even more when he tried to correct the record that he was her brother and it made things worse.
>>555376441Ashley does the laundry, and she would never ever get a tattoo!
>>555377042Read a fucking dictionary.
>>555376924This would make a great drawing.
>>555347687>Ashley looks better with a tantruer words have not been spoken. we need more Tanshley, now!
>>555377241Why would I when I have you? You even benefit from the satisfaction of correcting me.
I play a dangerous game blogposting about my sister when I know she uses 4chan and I know she likes this game.
>>555380258And I'm playing a very safe game because no one close to me uses 4chan and none of my close relatives speak English. Still makes me kinda paranoid tho
>>555380258what's it like having a sister that uses 4chan?
>>555380875Lame, because she doesn't go on any cool boards.
>>555381056What boards does she use?
>>555380875What's it like having a sister?Cells.
>>555381116Nice try
>>555381289Honestly, I just wanted to know if she uses the same ones I do. But I respect you protecting her privacy.
>>555381056Chances are she is also lurking here.Any femanons here who has a brother who know you use 4chan please come forward, you might finally get together with him.
>>555348105hey look, it's that image from the /int/ hyperlink banner
>>555380258I don't care, keep being cringe. lel
>>555380258Big deal, maybe she likes you too. Did you ever travel to Australia?
>>555314310imagine a tcoaal series on adult swim
>>555381823>Chances are she is also lurking here.Nah. She knows which boards she likes. And in general she doesn't like reading online discussions about Coffin anyway as almost all of it is the delusional headcanons of teenagers.
>>555382592>she doesn't like reading online discussions about Coffin anywayNemlei?
>>555382592>discussions about CoffinI thought we were here to share our delphic secrets with people we know nothing about. Anyway, what's her opinion on the game?
>>555376594>Vivian's Secretkek
>>555383662Thank you, I was proud of that one
https://x.com/i/status/2015822147504177602
>>555386258>Ashley doesn't eat the pizza crustsBased, they're the only downside to pizza.
>>555386610Only children don't eat the crust (Ashley is stunted)
>>555386258>toxi-colais that meant to be a bootleg or is the artist just a fake fan?
https://x.com/i/status/2015984172452692073
>>555387785The crust is wasted dough. That's why they've tried to remove the crust or stuff it with cheese.
>>555387837You complain too much, friend. Come, put on your Abibas pants and let's go for a run.
>>555388898i would, but i cant find my Nika shoes
>>555387837The artist is clearly ESL, so it's possible the translation they played in their native language literally translates to Toxi-Cola. There are people who use cola to mean any soft drink/soda/pop/carbonated beverage/Bubbly Popply.
>>555387837It's a simple mistake, nobody gets every detail right all the time
>>555390096NO! Every piece of coffin fanart must be perfect! Otherwise it's worthless trash!
>Never hard good pood before
>>555391894Meant for >>555386258
>>555391894I've never hard bag pood either, because I donut know what thad is.
>page 8
>>555389698It’s one of those things that probably passes for a valid english sentence grammatically but “didn’t expect Ashley can eat so much” is clunky enough to register in my mind as invalid. It’s one of those things that even if it’s correct English, it still outs you just because that’s not how native speakers would communicate it. To the artist’s credit the message is perfectly clear, but in that order it’s inelegant or uncommon enough to make the difference in how the message is received by native speakers.
A classic
>>555394903Well put. My post wasn't meant to rag on the artist. I sure as hell can't speak a second language.
>>555395871Who is Sir Loin?
>>555396281Andrew. His loins created their daughter, and he's sir-ly.
>>555396281i think he was in Jack-In-A-Castle
>>555396189Neither was mine I guess I was kind of naively hoping that the author would somehow receive my constructive criticism.
Is this game fucking done yet?
>>555396398I want to fill Ashley's loins with my seed!
>>555397984Nope. I'd check again in 3-4 years.
https://x.com/i/status/2016103224126885901
https://x.com/i/status/2015893013914947901
You know what else is made of wood?https://x.com/Idkwhatisitj/status/2015873217517511061
>>555400259Love these. What should have been.
could spanking have fixed Ashley?
>>555402071Maybe
>>555402071A loving spanking would have
These ads seem a little egregious for a blue board?
>>555402259those two had better be siblings
>>555402259Ads don't really obey the same rules. Blue Board just means it's marginally safer for advertisers, if they care.
>>555402259>these aren't my glasses...
>>555399759Sister olev citrus
I bought cucumbers for salad and my sister used them all.
>>555408247That's terrible, you should've substituted *your* cucumber.
>>555408247>No cumbers? And I thought *I* had it bad with Ashley. I kneel.
>>555408247>I bought cucumbers for salad>my sister used them allDon't want to use pickles?
>>555408247used them for what?
>>555408795When life gives you pickles, make pickleade
>>555408795Genuine ROFL
>>555402259I wish I had a sister I could do this with
>>555408795KEK
>>555369260>>555369341Is Lord Unknown the Demiurge? Or is he some sort of anti-Demiurge? Under gnosticism it is said that all living things are literally magnetised towards desires, so the question is whether LU facilitates this or is severing the magnetism by offering to lobotomise Andrew.
Girls should be allowed to be groomers sometimes, as a treat
https://x.com/sukiscoffin/status/2016275250120364335
>>555415582Lord Unknown is only a powerful demon, not even an Archon.
>>555426379Julia is extremely dedicated to being abused by Andrew just to hurt Ashley
Julia is extremely _____cute__________
I have Julia fatigue..
>>555408795What's wrong, Andy? You've barely touched your pickles.
>>555429713Would eat
>>555429623>>555429713I saw that. Although I don't know what you changed.
>>555429804I had to add Ashley's secret ingredient. I forgot to crop the right side to center the drawing on the background.
>>555429804Seems to have been cropped horizontally
>>555402436Well, what else is a man to do with his little sister?
>>555429410And the solution is MORE Julia
>>555429713Would you eat your sister's pickles?
>>555433445Is it gay if I say yes?
>>555433445I've eaten my sister's jam (delicious) but she's never done pickles. She says she's scared to get me sick.
>>555402071No violence.
I'm a bit shocked Andrew was so prepared to kill a child
I wouldn't suck my sister's cock because she's a bitch. But I would suck the cock of a hypothetical girl who was my fully blood related little sister but just wasn't a huge bitch
>>555380258Lucky. I wish my sister browsed 4chan too so we could shitpost together
https://x.com/i/status/1922126542026539112
>>555436690Who is this meant to appeal to?
>>555435406Violence is neccessary with Ashley
>>555400259Is this reverse hussyism?
>>555380258Based, did you introduce her to the game, or did she introduce you?Do you have any advice for anons who are afraid to introduce their sisters to this game?
>>555435436Decaydrew is stressed the fuck out, he is one bad moment away from going into suicide mode so it's no wonder he stopped giving a shit about most things
>>555408247I hope she shared some salad with you.>>555408795>>555429713Am I missing some kind of joke here? Pickles are just marinated cucumbers.
lol what was she expecting him to say to that?>okay, you have 24 hours to go lose your virginity... I'll slit your throat when you get back
>>555439179I think she was trying to invite Andrew into fucking
>>555439080No jokes here. Just wholesome, sister-pickling fun. She put the cucumber in her vagina and it pickled from marinating in her juices.
>>555435436I'm not. He's not a good person. If you've already got comfortable with chopping adults, are kids really going to be different?>>555439179I think she is just trying to say anything to placate him to that he doesn't kill her, she makes similar remarks in the Cliffhanger route.
>>555439179Andrew values sex and gets all the hussies (in Ashley's mind) so she was expecting him to take pity on his loser sister.
>>555380258I have no worries because my sister is too much of a normie
>>555439784>Andrew can't identify his own sister if he can't see the ponytailSuddenly, Julia putting up her hair puts their encounters in a whole new light. He didn't know she wasn't Ashley! Honest!
>>555439382Thanks, I now feel like a retard for not getting it earlier.That's a genuinely gross mental image though. I'd rather just eat her out normally, and eat normal cucumbers separately.
>>555439784>...m.jpgHOW MANY FUCKING TIMESTAP THE THREE DOTS AND SELECT "OPEN ORIGINAL FILE"
>>555440371So that's how... haha
>>555368224>I haven't checked, but I'm certain. That's how finance works>I just don't know how Zelle works>I assume she's just...>My guess is that she isn't bothering to checkHoly shit anon, you have been just assuming things while she's likely burning money and you are none the wiser. Please get to the bottom of this ASAP.
My cucumber always grows huge and I give it to my sister. She can't get enough of my cucumber. She likes it so much I'm going to ask her if I can till up her rear and plant my cucumber there.
>>555440796Andrew... I can't swallow another cucumber. I'm completely stuffed. Could you sew your seed or something? Give me your nuts instead?
I've turned myself into a pickle, Andy! I'm Pickley!
Sister, sister, sister! God fucking damnit! Why can't I just let you go?
>>555442193Why would you want to let go?
>>555442296I just want to think of her in a normal way like normal siblings do
>>555441987Funniest Ashley I've ever seen
>>555429713Holy cute.
>>555442390So you don't want to think about her at all? How cold and bleak.
>>555386258Jigsawable image
>>555443703Do a jig!
>>555443805These are the biggest tits in the Nemleiverse aren't they?
>>555444045No, because Nemlei made the Nemleiverse. Ashley's Nemlei's self-insert the same way jiggy-witch is. The theme is that Nemlei has fat honkin' tits. And is a cat, this is important.
>>555444219>Ashley's Nemlei's self-insertSurely not. Is Nemlei also a psycho murderer? Has she tasted human flesh? Is Kit9 her brother?
>>555444219>>555444496>Ash-ley>Nem-leiHmm...
>>555444496It's obvious many of Nemlei's characters, namely the main ones, are various aspects of her life experience. Given that proto-Ashley was supposed to be a self-insert for the player (Nemlei), it's not hard to draw that conclusion.
>>555444602Nemleyley
>>555444673Nemshley
>>555444673Andy look! I'm drawing a story about sentient toys! Their king goes missing so they infiltrate the castle to investigate! AND THEN TEHY FUCK!
>>555444632I hope she wasn't cutting herself at any point.
>>555444932She's a terminally online millennial chick... she probably did.
>>555444824lmao
>>555445016I don't see the correlation, I'm a terminally online millennial and I've never cut myself.
>>555444824Leyley would never write a story where a guy with a little sister dates another man
>>555445379Yeah but Nemlei is a woman
>>555444602Wait, how do people say Nemlei? I always thought it was Nem-lie, where Nem rhymes with them and lie as in not the truth. I also say LeeLee.
>>555445616Nem-LAY>I also say LeeLee.You are objectiveleyley wrong.
>>555445746
>>555445840She doesn't even dispute being fat
It's still pronounced Leyley and the Nemleiverse is still real.
>>555445904>It's still pronounced LeyleyI will always pronounce it as LAY-LEE despite what the Q&A says, anything else just doesn't feel natural.>and the Nemleiverse is still real.There was never any doubt that Nemlei was simply fibbing to preserve the surprise. In the post-credits scene Thiu will show up to Andrew and Ashley's wedding and announce that he's putting together a team.
Laylee is the Anglo-Saxon-Jute's choice.
>>555446192>I will always pronounce it as LAY-LEE despite what the Q&A says, anything else just doesn't feel natural.The correct pronunciation is unquestionably the most natural feeling, and easily what I inferred from the spelling. The fact that it even needed to be addressed to "people" like you shows what a retarded faggot you are.
>>555446887>easily what I inferred from the spellingThat's because you're not Anglo-Saxon.
Is JitC really just a gay dating sim?
>>555447369Yeah
>>555447369no
>>555445889Because she is.
I woke up too early and now I'm dozing off
Nem-lewd
How is Andrew going to get out of this without ruining things with Ashley?
>>555454135He's not and that's the point. Coming clean and the repair process.
>>555449285Just consume a near lethal amount of caffeine, anon
>>555454135Through the power of love and friendship he will naturally regain his feelings for Ashley! Star-crossed lovers they are!
>>555456317Those feelings ain't going away in the first place he's just going to be manipulated against her by taking advantage of his Leyley vs Ashley schism and completely going along with it will result in Ashley Demon as part of the "kill leyley" process.
>>555456849absolutely south-american
>>555444632>It's obvious many of Nemlei's characters, namely the main ones, are various aspects of her life experiencegiven that there are some recurring themes in her games, that does seem to be the case. And by the looks of things, nemlei had a tough childhood
>>555456993Anon I’m white and I think they got it right. It’s the best of both worlds: no fat chicks, only fat ass and fat tits. Really we need to adopt that mindset and pressure our women into bimbodom
>>555461648I do not want fat asses. I want normal asses that aren't flabby. Bit tits are only good when they have some form to them too which is always going to be better around medium-large.
>>555461648>no fat chicks?? what is blud yapping about? the fattest states with the fattest women are in the South, if not for Iran the South would have the fattest women in the world
>>555462006With ass, shape is more important than size.With tits, size is more important than shape.
>>555462202>With tits, size is more important than shape.Against the wall.
>>555462082I don’t live in the south or iran so idk. Are you from iran?
>>555462202>t. never seen asymmetric titsI am deeply sorry to the one femanon in this thread
>>555463039You talking about the russian girl from ages past that actually posted tits with timestamp?
>>555463130No, those were nice
>>555463367I think we're talking about different girls because nobody was enthusiastic about them at the time.
>>555463460That's because 4channers are homosexual contrarians and would rather self-immolate than be nice to a girl
>>555463614Well you are being a contrarian I suppose.
>>555463130>You talking about the russian girl from ages past that actually posted tits with timestamp?Thats the one who hooked up with an anon from here irl? also, may I see them for research purposes?
>>555464027Yeah it's the girl who supposedly met irl with the russian guy that was also hanging around /calg/ after talking via email.I didn't bother saving them because they really weren't worth it so the idea never crossed my mind.
>>555464729Oh, Im starting to recall it. I for some reason thought she hadnt started the conversation with a titpic, but I do remember being one of the rusanon simping for her. alas, she didnt pick me
>>555464047behead lesbians
>>555468045why is she floating in air?
>>555469445brown
>>555469508I imagine Andrew is sitting on a stool or something and Ashley is sitting on his thighs
>>555469445white
>>555441987This is getting out of hand, now there are two Gravespickles!
>>555462202>With tits, size is more important than shapeIt's 100% the complete opposite.
>>555464047
>>555472595How does it even work
>>555246395>you're not close enough to do that for no reason.>siblingwho else is closer?
>>555472863They only nee to share a man.
>>555472863Through yuri, all things are possible
>>555472595I'm not even homophobic, I just hate lesbians.
>>555472863Oviposter
https://x.com/iruka_iruka71/status/2016327064320933940We need to end the stigma against sisterboobs.
>>555376271we NEED to end the taboo against appreciating sisterboobs.
>>555473645Ashley's canonical sisterboob size is just perfect, any artist that overexaggerates them is spiritually South American.
>>555474506You need to understand that Ashley can and will get pregnant.
>>555474629I'm looking forward to it, but not because of the boobs.
>>555474904those stretch marks make my penis big
>>555475734snowspriteshley?
>>555475734Why so blue?
>>555475927She's red for an amazing reason
>>555474506>spiritually South American.Holy shit dude I do not care about South Americans. Give it a rest already
>>555474506I called that art piece south american because of the stupid baboon ass and general proportions.
>>555474506What distinguishes South American artists is not merely the sizes, but their poor grasp of physics. Take pic related for example: Ashley's buttocks are uncannily circular/eliptical, where the distribution of fat adheres neither to gravity nor to any actual evolutionary advantage. Hilariously, her buttocks are positioned so high that she is quite literally incapable of sitting on her arse; notice how, even sat down, there is a clear dividing line (more of a protrusion) between the thighs and buttocks, with her bum being completely above thigh-level. Last but not least, Ashley's jeans have somehow produced a geometrically perfect wedgie that is form fitting on every angle, even in regions where no inward pressure points exist that might depress the fabric into the crevices of her buttcrack.I welcome drawing Ashley with cow tits as long as said cow tits are realistically designed.
>>555477090>>555477287
>>555477243>stupid baboon assDid you mean to make your initial reply to a different picture? Because the one you initially accused of Latinoism (the swimming pool drawing) doesn't even show Ashley's body below rib-level. Which is to say, what baboon ass?
>>555477571What are you talking about? Because I'm pointing at this >>555456993 in response to this >>555456849 which is quite a bit before what you're talking about.
>>555477694Oh, I thought you were this guy: >>555474506
>>555477776No he's just tagging along after I already mentioned that idk why. Though they are comically large breasts and kind of odd proportions.
>>555477776This one counts as >>555477777 in my heart.
https://x.com/i/status/2016510503846314065
>>555477287Genuinely what the fuck is that crotch? Why is her crotch so tall? It's like the artist knew vaginas are however deep but didn't know there's plenty of space in the torso to fit it all.
>why is the anatomy inaccurate!!!You guys sound like Tumblrinas
>>555478753A Tumblrina deliberately would not complain about the tall crotch simply because she knows that men aren't attracted to it anyway.
>>555475734>>555475959
>>555438810>Based, did you introduce her to the game, or did she introduce you?Neither. She found out about Coffin from Manly while I found out about it from /v/
>>555480698I'm gonna nut in your sister while she cries out your name.
>>555480780You are a whore
>>555477287Just realized that this sort of thing was pioneered by shadman
>>555481003That would be your sister. So cheap I thought it was a scam! But I couldn't help but test it out.
>>555481726My sister got offended when I said I wouldn't hire her as a prostitute because she's not classy enough
>>555482238This suddenly became pretty sad.
>>555482238There are just things you don't say to women...
>>555482238You should correct the record by saying you would hire her as a prostitute.
>>555482238Tell her you weren't serious, and would actually pay a high price for her services!
>>555482238Would she hire you as a prostitute?
>>555482238How much does she charge?
>>555482352Come on, it was a long time ago and all it did was make her jaw drop>>555482692>>555482836This could land as a joke honestly. I'll make sure next time to tell her I'd book her out just to spend more time with her <3>>555483118You're asking the real questions
>>555483689She's not a fucking prostitute!
>>555483898MotherFUCKER. This is the second time someone ITT has fooled me like this.I just want to fuck some anon's prostitute sister. Is that too much to ask?
>>555484209You can fuck your own sister, asshole!
>>555484551But I don't WANT to fuck my own sister! I want to fuck someone else's sister!
>>555294558Excuse me sir, but this is a fujo game made by a fujo developer in case you’ve forgotten. Please post cute boys kissing if you must post degenerate homosexuality.
>>555484843
>>555483898Any woman is a prostitute for the right price. Even Ash- *dry heaves*
>>555485774A handjob from Ashley is worth $6,999,999
>>555474506>Ashley's canonical sisterboob size is just perfect, any artist that overexaggerates them is spiritually South American.Anon, if you don't understand the meaning behind an insult, don't use it, otherwise you come across as a retard when it inevitably falls flat. You can just say you don't like things, things you don't like aren't necessarily "brown-coded" or other Bari-Weiss-BAPsphere catchphrases.
>>555487782>You can just say you don't like things, things you don't like aren't necessarily "brown-coded" or other Bari-Weiss-BAPsphere catchphrases.This. I've said it before, but it's so annoying when /int/niggers try to prove their whiteness. The biggest ass appreciator I ever met was this German guy I knew who would regularly talk about how much he liked huge butts
>>555487782>Bari-Weiss-BAPsphere catchphrases.
>>555487782It's all a variation of the same idea: attack the poster, not the post. It's not enough to like or dislike something, that preference has to enmesh with a larger worldview that makes you superior as a person. "I like the things I like, because I'm whiter than you," is just one variation of that timeless idea. That's not to say there are superior, inferior, and outright shit tastes, but part of the ideal of places like this is having to attack the post and not the poster because the latter doesn't have a verifiably persistent presence.
>>555489463I look like this and do this. God I wish that were me.
>>555489830same. no homo
>>555489552>It's not enough to like or dislike something, that preference has to enmesh with a larger worldview that makes you superior as a person.I often think of it as people trying to "win at 4chan." They're not here to talk about stuff they enjoy on a hobby discussion website, they have to beat some group of "others"It's SO gay
>>555491224You are GAY
>>555491471I'm not gay, I'm Diusexual
>>555485217The clothes imply that Happy Thiu exists and thus is getting cucked
Do you think Thiu shaves his groin?
>>555492178Definitely not, he can't even trim the hair on his head
>>555492071That's Merged Thiu, Lua just likes to make Thiu wear his clothes
>>555492071Happy Ðiu probably paired up with Viv first, and sad Þiu is trying to make H jealous
>>555492071That's merged Thiu, Lua just made him dress like that because he's a massive weirdo.
>>555492178Considering his lack of facial hair, despite him putting 0 effort into his appearance, he might just not have any.
>>555389698
>>555493240I hate this argument because knowing more things isn't intelligence, it's knowledge. Intelligence is the ability to process information at increasingly higher orders of thinking starting at raw animal instinct going all the way to mathematics, metaphysics, and philosophy. I know that koalas have an extremely high incidence of syphilis in their population, this does not in fact make me smarter than somebody who does not understand this. Conversely, I need to take a bit to do math while some people have the entire equation solved the second they finish reading it, this would of course make them more intelligent in this aspect than me. Also, people who speak English do not NEED to know a second language.
>>555493240ESL here, English vocabulary is way richer
>>555495484https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJYoqCDKoT4Relevant
this bussy
>>555485217Did u draw this urself? I can't find it on the sub or reverse img search. ̶h̶a̶w̶k̶-̶ Thua is the only BH ship I actively dislike, but this is really nice art.
>>555497505
ok bro
>>555498587thiu the type of dude who faps to loli
so guys... a few hours I was scrolling through yt out of boredom until i came across with thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4e1upnPlnUand then, out of curiosity, decided to search on google what is it and turned out its a tcoaal-inspired gameso, what are you thoughts about this?https://graveyardshiftproductions.itch.io/willows-a-dream-of-shadows
>>555498982This makes him worse than Epstein because by all available evidence, Epstein was 14-and-up only.
>>555498974His love for An Ashu is boundless
>>555498272I got that from these threadsAlso, sex with Thiu in a maid outfit
>>555500075> Epstein was 14-and-up only.How old was Valerie Candy Scabs?
>>555500067Buy an ad. (We already discussed Derivative Shit's game in several threads recently.)
Filtering the runic fricative character was a good idea.
>>555500067Buy an ad Gravefart Shit. Not playing your Indian knockoff nor your worthless mod.
>>555500075>Epstein was 14-and-up onlylol they only looked in Palm Springs, not Little St. James.
>>555500067
>>555500893You sick bastarð
>>555498982Thiu the type of guy to have tor installed on his pc for "privacy"
So I'm running out of vacation days fucking fast and I have not managed to do 1 (ONE) fucking thing of the ones I said I'd get, so I'd like to at least get on some sweet sweet sibling incest before the good times are over.Any recommendations? Mostly games or movies? Books would be fine too, but I doubt I'll finish them before I have to get back to work.
>>555500947thank you secret esoteric knowledgeanon
>>555502142Watch House of the Dragon.
>>555498272The artist is OciDozi.
>>555503615Thnx. I saw that on the sub, but I thought it was a different img cause of the background
>>555503475I don't know, I really sour on SoIaF with the end of GoT, also the Black Velaryons make me cringe. Is the incest at least good?
>>555441331Ashley loves nuts!
They are the best siblings!
https://x.com/i/status/2016584039340064820
>>555509379Why is she rubbing guts in that mop's hair?
>>555500000
>>555509762I refuse to believe there are genuinely people into pipins
>>555509560She isn't very smart
My sister has been a little down as of late. Unlucky in love, unfortunately, and her self-esteem has taken a beating. How do I tell her that from a male standpoint that she is objectively hot, has a great personality, and is quite the catch for any man without making it weird? I don't want her to think that I'm interested in her, because obviously I can't be, but if we weren't related, you know. Do you understand? I want to talk her up to herself to improve her mood, but not come across as creepy or imply that I'm a viable alternative that would make her the happiest woman on earth if she gave me a chance? I just want to reassure her that there are other fish in the sea and she'll find someone better like maybe the man right in front of her that would upend his life and move to an incest-friendly location to live in peace and grow old with her?
>>555509560She caught him flirting with a broom.
>>555510830The fact of the matter is that there's nothing you can say that can "fix" the problem, at least not in the short term. I've touched on this briefly when the chubby chasers were lamenting how a simple belly squeeze is off limits despite the fact that they assure their partners enthusiastically that they do in fact like a bit of tum. The fact is that self-image is everything and while external factors can influence it over a broad enough timeline, ultimately it doesn't change the fact that she FEELS a certain way and that's all that matters regardless of what you say. Imagine if you had a small-ish penis (no I won't name a size, no I don't want to hear about your penis) and your sisterwife says she thinks your small penis is incredibly attractive and genuinely means it with no obfuscation; does that make you feel better? No, probably not, at the end of the day you're still going to dwell on the fact that you think you don't measure up because that's YOUR opinion on the matter.In this case her self image issues come from—I would assume—a sense that there's something about her not worthy of love. Give her a little space at first so the feeling isn't as raw, and then spend time with her. Not a ton, don't smother her, but just ask her if she wants to play a video game or just watch a movie together. Give a diet version of the boyfriend experience. Spending the whole time buttering her up and giving compliments is just going to feel like when your mom says you're a handsome boy, it will just feel like an obligation rather than a genuine sentiment. Effectively: show, don't tell.
>>555513869>Ashley killed herself over losing her broomNOOOOOOOOO
>>555514825tf happened here?I left the thread for like 5 minutes
>>555510830Why not just tell her any man would find her incredibly erotic?
>>555516506nobody uses "erotic" like that in conversation
>>555517009Why not? I tell my sister that all the time and it has never been weird.
>>555517515She's simply desensitized to your innate awkwardness.
>>555504430not worth wasting the time you are wasting. There are definitely aspects of the first season (as well as the second, but much less so) that are good but it really shits the bed in season 2 in ways that make you lose any interest in what happens next. also I watched it before I shed what little remained of my naive apologetics for the race shit, so it's probably even worse than how I remember it. >Is the incest at least good?no
ColdIt's cold2 hours, shoveling snowAll by myselfTired, hungry, spentI make my way back insideShoes offGloves offTossed on the floor, I'll get those laterThe warmth of the house is perceptible, but seems not to penetrate my skinIt's like a blanket of cold air surrounds me, keeping the heat awayThen, a smellThe smell of food hits my noseIt draws me further insideIn the kitchen is JuliaShe's getting something out of the oven, it's a chickenShe sets it on the counter, then looks up at me"Go take a shower and warm up, dinner will be ready when you're done. Thank you"I mutter thanks then make my way to the showerThe water is cold, it fails to warm meThe water is hot, I'm what's cold5 minutes, then 10, now 15I'm still no warmer than when I startedMy skin still cold to the touchI leave the shower, dry, dress, then head back to the kitchenJulia has set the tableShe walks up to me and gives me a hugI apologize for being so cold"Don't apologize," she says, "I'll warm you up"Then, warmthNot from the outsideNot from the air or the waterWarmth from withinThe warmth of being cared forWarmth from being lovedIt starts from nothing in my chestIt consumes my body like a wildfireI sit down, and we eatA hot meal, togetherMe and my JuliaWarm
>"Wow, this poem fucking sucks."
>>555520186>It's called free verse. It's very avant-garde and Bohemian and neoteric. You probably haven't heard of it.
>>555520864>Julia says, reciting words and things she knows nothing about that Andrew used sometime
On the topic of Poetry and Julia... I think Andrew kept it mostly to himself because it was always about Ashley or sometimes contained comments or slights towards Julia he didn't intend to make but did unconsciously.
>>555522292I disagree. Andrew does have SOME tact and wouldn't accidentally insult Julia in a poem, which requires deliberate effort to make. Fact is that Julia doesn't incite that kind of passion in him.
>>555523340This. He simply wouldn't write a poem for her.
>>555523340>>555523719Perhaps. Or he would write something inoffensive that doesn't imply anything about himself. I don't think he would go so far as to repurpose an Ashley poem for her though or at least he might do it once and then be so sickened from >implying that he never does it again.
Oh Ashley, you're so sweetI wish to nestle my penis between your teatI wish you weren't my sisterSo I could be your misterJulia is such a boreI really do like you moreWe can move to AlabamaI'll buy a Dodge Ram, yeah
This general is so corny. I think some of you have lost your minds from lack of content to discuss.
>>555524767Yeah well you're gay
>>555527628Douglas would be best friends with Lynn and Marrow's father.
>>555529083Me on the left.
>>555530104Sorry pal, but I see right through you.
>>555531281I really am empty on the inside.
>>555531582I appreciate you being transparent with me.
>>555524543Funny how fucking his teenage sister would had avoided them lots of trouble. That normally would be the worst choice possible but for them it was the only way towards happiness...
>>555529083Those two, Thiu's dad, and Ivy's dad come together for their regular poker night. There is beer. How does it go?
>>555294558It's gay
>>555541639Bar fight instigated by Thiu's dad
https://x.com/Pikaplumx/status/2015844021747270129That's Andrew's tongue not a nipple
that's hot af
>>555541639Lynn and Thiu's dads carry the conversation, mostly by arguing with each other. Doug and Ivy's dads jump in occasionally and focus a lot more on the game. Doug tries to win to bring some money home but he just about breaks even (the other guys let him win, but not too much)
>>555543494Is this the drunken sex mentioned in SnS?
>>555509762Didn't expect a take this Reddit...
>any world event happens>IS CURRENT EVENT LIKE DELTARUNE OR GACHA>THIS IS LIKE STAAAH WHAAARS
>>555543494Are women fine with you taking out your oral fixation on their nips? I can say with a 40-60% certainty that my drunken sister would at least show me her bare tits.
>>555544494Ashley wouldn't like Star Wars
>>555544790WRONG!
>>555544786>hey guys what are the odds i can take advantage of my inebriated sister to carry out an admitted sexual fetish
>>555545095LMAOGod I miss Ballbuster. Blockbuster, I mean.
>>555544371eh, it's the deltarune general
>>555543686I like this concept a lot. Thiu's dad is an active asshole, not passive like the rest, so he would position himself as the defacto leader and push the others around. He'd complain about his son being a pansy and overly emotional. Ivy's dad would brag about her accomplishments often, showing off her snowflakes to both his friends and random patrons. Lynn's dad would talk about how proud he is of Marrow; Lynn is never discussed. Doug would bring up Andrew's high school graduation and his acceptance into college, but he wouldn't be aware of what his kids were doing the rest of the time. His poor memory is often joked about, and he forces himself to laugh along. Thiu's dad and Doug are the heavier drinkers.
Marion has a pussy.
Thiu is a pussy.
>>555544786i was with a guy who had that type of fixation and he sucked on them alot. It felt good, because that area is sensitive, although I don't think you should be taking advantage of your sister (or any woman for that matter) like that
Anon creams Noelle's pussy!
>>555549919Please do not talk about my wife with such vulgarities! My wife Noelle is a pure and innocent lady!
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
https://x.com/i/status/2015436766627717240
>>555553713That's a very cute 'shley.
https://x.com/i/status/2016588672314048955
>>555549293>It felt good, because that area is sensitiveIs this just a female thing? I'm a guy and I feel nothing from having my nipples manipulated.
>>555555753The Coffin of Mopdrew and Plankley
>>555555869I'm not a woman, but as somewhat of a breast enthusiast I can speak on it a bit: it takes a bit of work. In my experience most women don't have super sensitive nips by default, it requires slow, deliberate effort, as well as a bit of pavloving at first. Have them wear a thin t-shirt, it helps.
How does /calg/ deal with employment or lack there of? About to lose my wagie job because of ownership change.
>>555549293What's happening in this pic? It seems like Ashley has replaced Andrew's cigarettes with something, but I can't tell what.
>>555557451Pocky.
>>555557490I had to Google what it even is but thanks I guess.
>>555557589That's what I'm here for. Lore discussion, sister helpline, and identifying shitty japanese snacks.
Is a woman cheating on her boyfriend if she blows her brother?
>>555557849No, she's cheating on her brother by having a boyfriend.
>>555557849The guy from earlier in this thread who didn't let his drunk sister blow him thinks so.
>>555558943sisterbutt
>>555558943That's a very big bite mark on her butt, I'm not sure you can open your mouth this wide.
>>555559227Andrew's stomach was making the rumblies only Ashley butt could satisfy.
>>555480698What was it like discovering that you both like it? Do you ever discuss the game with her?I'm not even trying to spin this into some kind of "so are you both into incest?" question, just genuinely curious what it's like because I know only one other person who likes this game IRL and I can't really think of anyone that I would be comfortable sharing the game with lest they think I must be a freak because people tend to be such normies.
>>555495484Same. I'm not even sure if the vocabulary is actually richer, it's just that I find English more flexible and easier to express yourself in.
>>555561407GUAAAAARDSI'm reporting this marionette for anti-king sentiments outside of /dol/ - Dollitics
>>555513808Excellent advice, anon, but I have a strong suspicion that you replied to our resident webnovel bullshitter. Wasn't entirely sure until his last sentence where he did bring it back to incest.
Sylvester and Sylvia low-key have Andrew and Ashley energy
>>555562919Those two and Lynn/Marrow are definitely prototypes for the Graves' relationship dynamic. Amazing how the seeds were planted so early in her game-development career.
>>555234463I wish I was hot like Andrew.
>>555562919Nemlei seems to like the dynamic between manic weirdo sister and her serious, well adjusted but kinda sleazy brother.
>>555564087*were
PREGNANCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SISTER!!!!!
>>555565245You're pregnant with your sister?!
>>555565078Thank you.I wish I were hot like Andrew.>don’t even have the ESL excuse for this one
>>555558943Why can't they just have happy lovemaking without some kind of demonic bullshit looming over?
I wanna make a Coffin winamp skin but don't know what it should look like
WHAT IS HAPPENING!?!??!??!!!
>>555568926OFFICIAL COFFIN MOVIE COMING TO THEATERS NEAR YOUR SISTER
>>555569112I... missed the giant red strike-through and thought the filenames were being changed to "movie" instead of "trailer"Ignore me
Does this mean new trailer for new content!? Look at the date! Oh my god its happening!!!
>>555568926nothing
>>555569614Nice try Nemlei.
>>555561407Marion is a foreign agent
>>555558943what the fuck is this ayy lmao build. fujo artists never cease to amaze me when drawing men.
>>555572804
>>555572804Anatomy is hard
>>555568926Should I do it?
>>555573382Yes!!
>>555573382no
>>555573716fuck you
>>555573827It's not going to do or accomplish anything.
>>555573716Too late!
>>555573947More monies for Nemlei is always good
>>555563404Considering how much Tal resembles Ashley, I just think Nemlei writes siblings that way in general
>>555572804That's just Western fanartists in general. Always grossly off-model. They give women the proportions of men, and men the proportions of wolf/man hybrids.The only talented fanartists are in Asia.
>>555574234>he didn't buy it for his entire friendslist>instead he buys it for a worthless telemetry accountfake fan
>>555574518I'd buy it for all my friends... If I had anyMost people on my friend list already own it, and I'm NOT explaining the game to a boomer relative who only logs into Steam once every 2 months to play a Call of Duty game from 2009.
>>555574134
No homo but I need to jerk off with a cute boy like Thiu
>>555578217You are gay.
>>555561407>>555562307She can't keep getting away with it!
>>555574134I was going to eventually. You beat me to it lol
>>555581241Cute Thumbsupshley
>>555254961Reminder that Ashley stealing a soda is the next op
>>555368224Well?? Did your investigation yield any results?
>>555559623>What was it like discovering that you both like it?Episode 1 was actually a huge bonding experience for us.>Do you ever discuss the game with her?All the time>I can't really think of anyone that I would be comfortable sharing the game with lest they think I must be a freak because people tend to be such normies.Do people actually care?
How misogynistic is /calg/ out of 10?
>>555557367I just don't think about it anymore. Probably will lose the lease on my apartment and I just don't care. I'll just move back with friends or my parents again
>>555583672She was in a shit mood all day yesterday so I didn't ask, I'll try again today
>>555584536Are you the Anon whose sister works on the corner?
>>555562919>>555561407Why do guys like this one so much? I tried playing it and so far it the most boring Nemlei game this far>>555578657200% this
>>555584791>Why do guys like this one so much?Extremely fuckable characters
>>555584791rampant homosexuality has gripped /calg/ lately from lack of sisters
>>555578657>>555584791No bitches can make any man desire a feminine boy, that's not gay though since you don't want him for his masculine traits.
>>555584471About 3/10? We're here for a game made by a woman and we talk about being nice to sisters non-stop.
>>555584471We have femanons here so our misogyny levels are nearly 100%
>>555586483>lately
>>555584687Do not insult anons' sisters by suggesting they are hussies!
>>555587082Some of them are...
>>555587263Where?! Every time I ask anon if I can fuck his hussy sister, he tells me she isn't one
>>555584035Does it not get awkward at all?>Do people actually care?That's the thing, you don't want to step on a landmine so you don't bring it up because you don't know how a person is going to react. The discourse surrounding this game outside of the fan circles can be wild, some people get really grossed out when they as much as hear "incest".
>>555584536>She was in a shit mood all day yesterdayYou should buy her her favorite ice cream or pizza or some other treat to cheer her up!
>>555587009Yes, lately.
>>555588340Can't, the roads are still super snowy and also I have no money
>>555588113>Does it not get awkward at all?No>some people get really grossed out when they as much as hear "incest".Normies ate up Game of Thrones, you'll be fine.
Bake-san, you know what the next OP image will be. Right?
>>555588568>also I have no moneyHold up anon, you led us to believe that your financial situation is stable enough where you are comfortable with regularly giving away cash to your unemployed sister, to a point of declining to accept the money back. Did you lose all your savings between 2 days ago and now?
>>555589515He spent it on whores (he's trying to drive up competition to choke his sister out of the industry)
>>555589515>you led us to believe that your financial situation is stable enough where you are comfortable with regularly giving away cash to your unemployed sister, to a point of declining to accept the money back.I don't believe I ever said my financial situation was stable. I declined being paid back in principle because I am her older brother and in practice because I am FAR too lazy to change my bank account.
>>555588568>I have no money
My older sister said I harp on about wanting older ladies. I told her she's gotta stop flattering herself
>>555592262That's not my An Ashu.
>>555592262a sisyphean task...
>>555592262
>>555594704Ashley has no time for a job, she's a full time menace
>>555594704Do people's job applications actually look like this in America??
>>555595827well, I don't live in america, but apparently trying to get a job in here is like trying to find a apartment that isn't full of rats and thiefs so basically yes
>>555589293>no replyBake's cancelled...
>>555595827Looks accurate to me.>t. leafA ton of places are in the process of or have already phased out physical application forms. You'd usually print that off, fill it out, and attach a resume to it. Now you fill out a form online, upload a pdf of your resume, hope an AI bot doesn't filter you, get forwarded to a questionnaire or two, hope an AI bot doesn't filter you, and finally get to the process of interacting with humans. Or be a brown nepo hire.
>>555596315silly little demon
>>555596121>>555596359In Australia people's job applications are decidedly prettier, and have completely different information. You NEVER state your desired pay on your application; that is to be discussed at the interview. And why would you just give your SSN to strangers before you've even reached an agreement? When you apply for jobs here you give them a PDF that has your picture, some blurbs about why you'd be great for this company, your contact info and your relevant qualifications; stuff like "Are you a citizen" is relegated to checkboxes below the PDF upload field.
>>555595827>>555596359What's more, if the black box (AI) deems your resume acceptable, you may be invited to sit a personality/IQ test. And have your speech, pronunciation, body language and eye movements assessed by the black box. Praise be!
why are we talking about employment and shit in a incest game general
>>555597670Thread's over.
>>555597936As is your life!
>>555599136>>555599136>>555599136
>>555597370The world has become so dystopian in just a few years. It's fucking depressing.
>>555562695>that you replied to our resident webnovel bullshitter.I was hoping that wasn't the case and that the last line was more of a throwaway.
