>>555170634>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/
missed my chance
>>555248387I would make my son dress like this
>>>/'han/11898
Great, now I have to scrub my cache again
>>555250179your agent already saw it
>>555249926
doko
Shame on you for checking
maajan ichiban gai
>>555250660I got curious
(別名・スラム)
>>555250735I do this
>>555247934Translation:What are we gonna do on the bed? Wah! POMF =3
>>555251119it was for the ichibangai post but the mikotroon replied right before me...
>>555251124Quite the opposite in fact, she knows exactly what's going to happen
>>555249926I don’t get it
Why did they make the most innocent looking one the canonically sluttiest?The gyaru is right there man
>>555252247All her outfits are far from innocent
>>555252247Ayako is a raging lesbian who's favorite food is the salt of a maiden
>who's
RC is getting another furry
>>555252814oh no no no rckeks
>>555252814can’t wait for mjs to conveniently announce their next furry a week from now
>>555252814she cute but not Hannah cute
>>555252814>four-leaf clover pin on her dress/ourgirl/ is here
Let's go Rat ones
Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete.
>>555252814She looks so soft...
>>555253562Yuzu wouldn't say this
>>555253447>2 different pro teams losing to streamer meme team
My Melonbooks order cleared customs
You are forced to add 1 local yaku to the standard rule set, which do you choose?
>>555254296Seven stars
>>555254296>standard rule setwhich rule set are you talking about here?
>>555254296tsubame gaeshi
>>555254296uumensai. I just think its fun.
>>555254467whichever ranked ladder you play on
>>555254482Hell no, that just reinforces foldcucking.
>>555254574Renhou then
>>555254296Shiisanpuutaa
>>555254482yes, riitards like me needs to be punished more
>>555252814sex
>>555254296Daichisei
>>555254594it reinforces you to only push when you have a good handwhich is how it should be
>>555254296san/suurenko
>>555255309>let's buff riichi even more
>>555254552the entire meta would shift if this was in ranked it would be interesting to see, its almost as spammable as tanyao but also worth more as you can combine it with yakuhai as well, and the discards would often mimic honitsu discards so defence for that would change too
>>555254296shiiaruraotai
>>555255706yes.let's buff first riichi and nerf oikake riichi.
>>555254296I haven't played with them muchTsubame is something I thought was real at first it just intuitively feels like something that would be in the game, but it could encourage too much dama (btw if the riichii indicator tile get's chi/pon'd is the replacement valid for this yaku as well?)I do think it'd be nice to have another yaku like chanta or sanshoku doujun that is uncommon but useful for rounds where you're playing a trash open hand very fast and just need any yaku. I think Sanshoku tsuukan would be a good one for that
Local yaku tournament doko?
>>555255746its the most relevant local yaku by far I think
>>555254552uumensai is just bad balance, 2han for open is too much and it's too strong with chiitoi
>>555255854When the hat makes it
waiting for the kan tournament.
When you feel my heatLook into my eyesIt's where my demons hideIt's where my demons hideDon't get too closeIt's dark insideIt's where my demons hideIt's where my demons hide
>>555256452>Anju x Ayako>Haruna x Hinamomo>A37 x Reina>Kaavi x YuzuThese couples are canon. Are there any other canon couples?
Dance on my balls, cat fucking a handbagYours, only yours, we the single dance band
>>555254296Maneshi mangan for proper rivalry shenanigans
>>555256972>>A37 x Reina
Friendly reminder that 75% of her outfits are animated and 100% of them are pure sex.
>>555256972book-kun forma de negro assassinated hotwheel's parents though
>anon chasing you with maneshi mangan while another anon spectates the game
>>555256972I'm right here
>>555256972steve x nun
>>555257517steve is so much cuter here, she shouldve kept the ponytail
me x your female main
>>555257517>steve presenting her armpit
>>555256972I play fuyumi and my sister plays natsukialso wtf is >Haruna x Hinamomo i dont think they were even in the same pic together ever
>>555257517>2008how old was steve here
>>555256972bunny x nyagger
>steve is old enough to post on 4chan
>>55525789411 y/o, apparently>26 y/o in 2023
>>555256972me x my wife
>>555257895
>>555258124Does that mean Eve is 12 since she was released a year earlier?So 11 and 12 then but 25 and 27 now since though one came out in 2023 and the other 2022
>>555256972Akechi x Yui
>>555258540I've never read her event.How did she lose her limbs? Was she a child soldier?
>>555258696Stuck them out of the bus window
>>555258696She lost it on the battlefield (bed)
>>555258696It was my fault.I'm such a fucking slut.
>>555258797>>555258841
>>555258696I actually can't find the VN archived anywhere and probably 3 people total read itIt's lost media, lets just say a freak fisting accident
I checked my walls and nobody was there
Meow
>>555254552I feel like it'd greatly increase the number of hands that end in a single tile wait for a guest wind which is trollpilled
>momo on top
>>555254296paarenchan
大学の先生が「今の研究は自分しかやってない」って言ってて「えっ?!後継者育てたりとかしないんですか?!」って聞いたら、「100年後でも、誰かやりたいと思った人がやれば良いよ」みたいな事言ってたの思い出した。今のこの知は、きっと何処かの誰かに受け継がれるんだろうな…麻雀
you can't just put mahjong at the end of off topic postsmahjong
MAHJONG!
>>555252814If Frank makes hideous shit like this playable I'm switching to hime mahjong and joining the shitposters.
Time for one gameI need to find new room imagesMajsoul Friends Room 33775(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=33775
>>55526260822/4
>>555262608
>>555262608starto
How awkward would it be if I invited my sister to some of these kokos? She played like 10 matches in total but is not a total deal-in idiot, she wants to play with me but we dont really have an option to fill the room aside from here
>>555259096>mysterious and cool heroine with a forgotten pastHow is Steve so cool?
>the only /mjg/ger who didn't jobnorl>you were the chosen oneResko>jobbers who didn't even try to hit 100, absolute trashamegumoFenouChaosSkeletonFaagegLaastiXSINYOOOOOOOOOCrackheadKurokai天江衣可愛いorangepeeldkmBodoqueSuliderduli>you're not a clown but the entire circusguano
>>555262917I've invited mine to some kokos and nobody has noticed. In fact, some people from /mjg/ added her to their friends list.
>>555263149And where were you?Oh right, losing in gold room
I was at work
>>555263149I tried my best...
>>555263149>the only /mjg/ger who didn't jobSo far!
>>555263149I tried more than anyone though
>>555263361I guess your best wasn't good enough
>>555263149>calling out the skilled players for jobbingOhnonono, is this our time for revenge, retardbros?Do we just gang up on them when they try to apologize or laugh in silence at how pathetic they are?
>>555262917Most anons already pretend to play like retards, and some are genuinely retarded. What's one more genuine one?Is she cute?
>>555263149why did you include that one streamer? lmao
>>555262917only if CEO main also invites his girlfriend to kokos
I am suffering from extreme lag...
>>555263210>>555263684Noted, I will invite her next time.of course she is
>>555263707He's /ourguy/ now, alongside LPY
>>555264057Is it because he's a seamonkey?
>>555264179His sheer soul has forced himself onto us
>toilet's been clogged for 2 weeks>have to wait for the shit to dissolve a bit before it gets flushed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU83CUCTq50
>>555263149dumb jane. you missed 2 people and one of the >names on your list isn't even from /mjg/
>>555262608My mom looks just like this
>>555264057Isn't LPY a pro-trans plebbitor?
>>555264250The patron saint of loopers
>>555263149Our fuarking heroes
>>555264309Proofs?
>>555263210I might have one anon's mom on my friend list. It was a suspicious koko that started with 2/4
>>555264389Oh and laasti is there too I guess...
>>555264309Do you want a new dad?Or at least a brother with an incest fetish.
>>555264250it gets to a point where one has to wonder if mahjong might not be their game
>>555264312I personally have no idea. On one stream the commentators said he's discord and not a troon.
>>555264468I just assumed those were /doko/ kokos
>>555264579I'm fairly sure he's pro-troons and has been very active on plebbit trying to promote coaching sessions.
>>555263149For me, it's LastKnight
>>555264521Why?Not everyone is Saint material anon.
let's play some good fun BLITZ (3+5s) with no tips!https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=73600
TELLY DOKO
>playing mahjong for 10 years>still not celestialAre white westerns hopeless?
>>555265061For what? The friendly?
>>555264772if you're willing to play thousands of hanchans surely you could invest a fraction of that time into picking up a strategy book or at least using like bot reviews to learn and to get better
>>555265061Fu Ji streamed for 8 hours. I think he's dead
>>555264960full, thanks for joining!sorry, i got kicked out of the room for a sec
>>555265260Surely you've realized by now, some people are just built different, some better, some worse.Wasting your time trying to understand the philosophy of a chicken.
Queue Highguard
>>555265426game looks like a mishmash of everything but also very boringi'll just wait for new deadlock hero in 2 hours
>>555265426no thank you Geoff
>>555265260Not everyone wants to.It’s a perfectly casual game if you want to treat it as such.
>>555265426I'd unironically rather play ranked as an FOC
>become FOC right after hitting expert>no expectations>no looping>can beat Saints and Celestials occasionallyBeing FOC is peak comfy
>>555265426Looks like shit
>>555262608GG
>>555262608ggSurely this bad luck will pass eventually
>>555265426download for me it
>>555262608gg
>>555262608GGs thanks for the game. I drank a bit too much and started dozing off towards the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkrVIoYEKMA
>>555264692he's a jobber. wasn't really a threat to me down the line. For me, it's YotsugiNagi. Absolute luckshitter because I experienced it first hand myself. I tried to outmatch him but the wall said no.
>>555263149Why are newfags like this?
Any good and ambitious anon wants to declare me as their rival? The retard that declared me as their "rival" just deranks over and over again.Gives me no motivation to grind when they're unworthy and simply self destruct, it's so lonely at the top...
>>555266613You can be my rival. t. adept 2
>>555266613I don't have a rival, I slayed them all. Now I'm sitting on top of their piled corpses.
>>555266613Train me, and I'll become your rival for life.I'll grow more powerful than you can ever imagine, but I must know the meaning of love before I'm allowed to hate.
>>555266613Sorry bub, I've had my fill of rivals for nowMaybe if you impress me in the next tournament I'll declare a rivalry with you
We need a rivals declaration form to fill so we can formalize the process and post it in thread with >names and everything so everyone knows who's taken.
>rivalscan't we all get along and play mahjong...?
My crush is my rival
This is a formal warning to avoid me at all costs as your rival, my PTO starts in 2 weeks and I will jump from expert to saint in no time then
I haven't played with my rival in over a year...I'm just not active at the same times as he is anymore
>>555267356TODAY YOU'VE MADE YOURSELF A POWERFUL ENEMY AND RIVAL FOR LIFE!
>>555266857If you change that bullshit about love and hate to digital and occult, then we can talk.>>555267151I've won multiple mjg and irl tourneys, they are meaningless and don't excite me anymore.
I have no enemies.
>>555267569You northlanders sure are a contentious people
today
I am forgotten
>>555267714HOW DARE YOU! PREPARE TO DIE!
>>555267945Doko
wwyd?
>>555268550weast
>>555268550suuankou
>>555268550push cursed yaku ryanpeikou
>>555267661I've won multiple mjg and irl tourneys as well but I'm one of the worst players in this general this doesn't mean anything
>>5552685505p dama
>>555268550>ryanpeko pinfu dora (tsumo) with leadsounds dama
>>555268550bunny toes sha riichi
>>555268806not pinfu
>>555268956trueriichi then
>>555268550obviously the wind so I can go for a rare yaku
>>555268709I literally said they're meaningless as a response to that anon you dumb cat.
>>555268550i like the sha riichi. three 5p and two 2p visible
>>555269367>>555268709They are not meaningless, I think you are cool...Don't devalue yourselves like that, anons... It's too cruel...
>>555269617They're not cool. If you want cool, see pic related.
>>555269732>an edit I've madeT-thanks?
>>555269862It's bad, you shouldn't be proud.
>>555268605>>555268625>>555268661>>555268712>>555268806>>555268857>>555269121>>555269424reject meme yaku(ignore what mortal says)
>>555269862Now it's mine.
Whatarival
idol wife
>>555270078>an art I've madeT-thanks?
>>555270025>anon wants me to be his rival when he can't even be a soulful mortalbot
>>555270025Nice, fuck ryanpeikou.
>>555270195You made that?I made that.
Do we know what skins are coming in the rotation?
>>555269367You replied to 2 posts so I couldn't be asked to read what you're replying to, keep it to 1 next time
>>555270025i keep fucking forgetting that iipeikou exists even when you miss rpksha dama obviously then over riichi
>draw daisangen 1 tile each turn>forced to discard itnice
>>555270025well where were the 4p?
I can't read
>>555270025I'm not going to bother with the math but I think the math even supports 5pIt's 50/50 2k / 8k or 3.9k / 12k vs guaranteed 5.2k or 8kI forget how EV works, I've been out of college for years
Will any rich uncle snon be kind enough to gift me
>>555270718right here, acting as a reminder to never go dream-chasing
Normalize kiriage mangan.
>>555270953only if you're a celestial and make my account reach Saint so I don't have to.
>>555270934bro your 5 vs 7 winning tiles + lead
>>555271135you can ask a chinaman to do that for you with less than 10usd
3 weeks till chinkin new year.
>>555271094But it's a mortal approved play.If anything it's a reminder to be soulful and to always dama.
>>555264960Chiitoi menhon doradora tenpai, kokushi 1-shanten, suutan 1-shanten... I am satisfied. Well blitzed.
>>5552649603/4 again, come play! thanks for joining cat
>>555271554Where? Can I get him to coach me too?
>>555271937full again!
>>555271936Oh, and daisangen 1-shanten of course.>>555271937Thanks for the games!
>>555271835cant wait for the 10 summon scroll we're going to get.
menchin ron nya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z0MC5C8DQ8
>>555272647HolyI loved that song so much a decade ago but completely forgot abou it.Thanks for reminding me
WWYChange
>>555272769change the color temp to 6969
I think I’m about to become a one-monther…ichihime-2.png
>>555273139Of fortune charms?
>bonded favourite jianshi as a F2PSo what do I do now? Currency became meaningless and I'm not getting my dopamine kicks.
>>555273504Become our 1st f2p celestial and prove our cope shitters wrong!
>>555273504I have 6 as a F2P
MFGshill here, if I post the invite will you play
>>555274201If you include a point xenia guide on how to set it up, sure
>>555274314Hmm.... Nyaby
The hags I'm currently bonding
>>555275218Interesting selection...
>>555275218jane fuji and ransei are NOT hags
>>555275381bro snuck fu ji in there like we wouldn't notice
>>555275381I think you meant to say someone else there.
this nigga totally didn't read rb1. I have seen enough, another one on the list.
>play like a gigaretard>mog the mortalbots>play like mortalbot>get btfo'd at their own gamenaruhodo
>>555275523Eliisa is 17, while Fu Ji is 16. Clearly, Eliisa is more of a hag.
>>555275617
>>555273590Nah man, I can't even get to master
Majsoul Friends Room 15602(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=15602Room theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjcxtE6HfgU
Do I renew my charm? Yostar has yet to put out a good collab in the last few years.
Telly doko?
>>555275781Fu Ji is 16 thousand
>>555276125out of 10
>>555276019telly koko https://www.twitch.tv/xsinstream222
>>5552759152/4
>>555264960ggs! really fun games, thanks for hosting!
>>555264960gg lads, thanks for all the fun games!blitz no tips is so fun
>>555264960ggsFun gamesSorry about the disconnect!
>>555275915started
Majsoul Friends Room 24212(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=24212Koko
>>555264960ggIt’s unsalvageable at this point isn’t it…
>>555276463started!
>>555276525Don't worry about it! In friendlies that is just a flow stat since you should almost always push.
>>555276171million
>>555276838Don't listen to their lies. Fold fold fold fold
What did he mean by this?
>>555276525If you aren't folding 3 out of 4 hands, you are doing it wrong.
>>555276525how about you actually queue and play the game instead of reading some pointless book and pretending you actually learned something?
>>555277142>he wasn't paying attention to class
>>555277142Nama-sensei's pissed handwriting is awful.
>>555277142CATSHITONE
>>555277142My cat's something hth
>>555274201I installed it already
>>555277907I mean for the data update in 3 days
>>555277142
>>555266613>>555267661tell me who you are, smug bunnyi'll fight you once i'm back from my tenhou stint
I kneel
>>555278923>80% call rate
>>555257517This was Steve's life before "The Incident". After that, she had no love for this world.
>>555276463>dama nigger
does anyone have cool tenhou skins to share?
>>555247934porn nya!
Old man is still streaming
>>555279203Who cares bitch
>>555279550is mahjong his full time job?
>>555279550it's the batsu
nice shoe!
HO-
>>555275915GGs
>>555275915ggs thanks for joining
>>555275915ggs, had to try for that 0m discard, grats on daisangen
>>555263149Shut up! 95 is a good score!
>>555278641I used to train with mortal bots on tenhou.I left a clue for you on mjs discord, we can talk about ~sanma all day~ if you're still interested.
>>555275915gg
Kore de yosh.
>>555281082Good job.
>>555280981фX-1iWpQmFOLaF2fTф
I hate mahjong with less than four people
>>555281082>things that never happen
>>555281082
>>555272647I wanted to make this edit for you, it turned out horrible but I already spent 35minutes on it so here you go
>>5552764633/4, GG>>555279203Sometimes you gotta do it.
Gonna hit you with the dama tameronskip
>>555281294What is that? You're scaring me
>>555281914He never explained what the code means.Maybe it's a cheat code for all regular tourney solutions.
Riichi City Friend Match225337(4-Player): https://www.mahjong-jp.com/resource/arouse.html?room_id=225337normal rules
>>555281914Dumbass, don't reply to that, now you're cursed.
>>5552824682/4
>Being cursed by Ayako
>>555282645If I die, please delete my browser history and format my HDDs
Majsoul Fluffy Room 84968(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=84968
>>5552824683/4
>>555283129
Is the jyanshi census anons filled out a couple of weeks ago released yet?
>>555282468started
>>555283316do you even read the threads
>rc shill room>furry roomGrim.
>auroraposter missed an opportunity to post the actual gif in the last thread
>>555283675Soon we'll have rc shill furry rooms >>555252814
>This content isn't available, try again later.This happens on every youtube video now. What's going on?
>>555283882Too much slop
>>5552831291/4
The Downfall of the Most Notorious Yu-Gi-Oh! Cheater>>555283882skill issue
Picking the correct wwyd should reward me with a loli
>>555283992>>555284085Tell me how to fix it?
>>555283882NewPipe?
>>555256972Ling and Ransei!
>>555264283that name is a new name for that one anon who was contacted by Yostar
>>555284161yt-dlp or use a vpn if you're a lazy ass
>>555283882happening to me too
>>555284161Go outside and touch grass.
>>555283882I now cannot download YT videos using yt-dlp or watch them on my PC without logging in. Probably the same issue... are you logged in?
>>555281494suigin to where?
>>555256972Cynthia x Joseph
>touch grass>rape banana
>>555276463gg bros!
>>555276463ggs
Everything is working fine for me but everyone panicking is making me panic
>>555283129closed
>>555276463gg very nice kans
>>555282468Brehggs
>>555284646>>555283882https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqn4929zq54Refresh the page.It's because you have adblock.
>>555285148Furry bros....
>>555283129>>555285148>>555285529Never post that ugly hanner ever again.
Off yourself sharteen
>>555285493Refreshing doesn't work.
>>555279217
>>555285709Yagi Yui would look like this and say this
If you get 4th in friendlies you should be shamed.
my kokushi tenpai
>>555252814total kemono victory
>>555286207If you get 1st in friendlies you didn't deserve it and you are dogshit.And also kill yourself.But if I got 1st then it was all skill.
1st is the worst2nd is best3rd is the one with the hair chest4th has to shave their rear for what comes next
>>555252814That small chest of hers...
I'm so fucking tired of playing from behind bros...
>>555286450i use this stuff instead of shaving
I spent like 5 hours shoveling snow. I'm going to take a well deserved nap
>>555286825Same except I use the cream, red kind. Powder may be better though, I’ll look into getting it next time
>If I think about it, I wanted to keep doing things "my way" ever since I was a child.>And so I chose to live dangerously, in a risky way.>When I was in elementary school, I wanted to test what would happen if I crossed the river to the opposite shore on the water pipe hanging beneath the railway bridge with a train headed downtown above, the rapid of the river below.>Why did I do that? When confronted with two paths, a difficult one and an easy one, while I was still a child I, instinctively felt "it's gonna be hard for me in the future if I don't choose the difficult path," and for that reason I decided to choose the dangerous one.t. Sakurai Shouichi, "Decide it in a second"
Hōgu: Depleted Kanchan Riichi Nomi!Tsumo Ippatsu Ura San! Haneman!
>>555286825Are you black?
JUST TO CLARIFY I'M WHITEWHITE PEOPLE CAN USE IT TOO
>>555286906I have Raynaud’s, my fingers would have snapped off long agoGood work anon
>>5552866676 tummy titties.
>>555287049White as a ghost?
I am black and use it. Regular shaving gives me razor bumps and ingrown hairs
>I am black
Why are you black?
Yes I'm black. Yes I play mahjong.
>>555287452>>555287496It’s not my fault
Get the Momer with the whip in here.
I'm brown
I don't shave.
HngghhMahjong
>>555287602Get well soon anon
>retard shimocha is far in the lead, deals into me for no reason and falls below me by 200 points in S4>just gets bailed out by a quick hand anywayshiroko-7.png
What am I supposed to do if my mahjong crush (verified female) rankmogs me?
Are you retards really so sheltered you've never seen a black person before?
>>555287823sorry my country doesn't have them
>>555287602If MJ found a cure you can too! Ganbare anon
>>555287823Unfortunately, I've seen many blacks.
>>555287798Rank up to adept 2.
i don't see any black people
>>555287680
>>555287823My state is like 93% white
the only thing worse than blacks are americans, god may help you if you are both
>anon mentions he's black>entire thread derailedbravo
>>555288119didn't happen
what do you do in meet ups?
>>555282468ggs thanks for playing.I love big foreheads
>>555287025does reading sakurai's schizo ramblings really help you get better at mahjong
>>555287670Kuro is black though?
>>555288345No.It's why we all make fun of him.
>>555282468gg, thanks for the fun games!it feels like the emote cooldown gets longer if you spam them a bunch during a hand
>>555288432a lot of anons think the bloodsport-esque movies about him are kino thoughbeit
>>555288345No you should read Tsuchida instead
>>555287941Saki
>>555282468gg. Fun games, lots of emotes.
>>555288721That book cover always bugged me. Who is he playing mahjong with here, the Ghostly Gooner?
>>555288721at least sakurai doesn't tell me my fortune from the wall break dice roll because he cheats anyway
>>555288283We get our meat up
>>555288650You can be a cool character and a clown fraud at the same time.If you don't understand why most of his advice likely won't apply to you and be a detriment instead, then I'll make fun of you as well.
>>555258696she swam in the pool less than 30 minutes after eating
>>555288970He's inviting (you) to play anon
>>555288970The reader, and the ghosts of his past.So kinda?
>>555288345Yes, listen to him for high level occult play.
i close my eyes whenever i sense i'm about to see a black person
>reply to an anon setting myself up for a hilarious joke>write out the reply in notepad in anticipation of a reply>anon never replies>opportunity is lost>never get to post my hilarious joke
>>555282468GG, thanks for the invite!
>>555289493Looks like the joke is on (you)
BEEEEEEEEEE
>>555289461I try not to make eye contact with them. They take it as a challenge.
finally bonded yagooey
>this guy can just conjure a bunch of high value hands all the time, this is so not sussybakaHow did the yakuza fall for it?
>>555290173Everyone is cheating, so its an even playing field.
>>555289742Would you like to hear the joke?
>>555290173No group wants to be the first to admit that their rep player is cheating to win
akagi stream doko?
>>555283882I've been getting this on newpipe, it's rough
>>555290297Clearly it wasn't, since he was winning all the time.Why not just force everyone to play without cheating?Also he fucked over Tsuchida and turned him into a schizo. Poor guy didn't deserve it.
https://live.fc2.com/76319254/cynthia-7.png
>>5552904262 days ago
>>555290540How are you going to "just" force everyone to play without cheating when they're able to cheat without getting caught?
>>555290540>>555290173it was ikasama ari back thenit's only cheating if you get caught in flagrante delicto, it was more of who's gonna outcheat everyone else
>>555290861what the fuck am i watching
>>555291035looks like chinese gay club
>>555290861
Ok...
>Tsuchida enjoys mahjong for what it is>Sakurai has to cheat like a scrub in order to winI know who's better
>>555278923>22k games (even if easts)Holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7L7b_Ilkh8cynthia-7.png
>>555290994You can catch anyone cheating at mahjong with just 4 referees tracking the game and forcing everyone to only use chopsticks or something similarly awkward to move the tiles.>>555291013Again, if everyone keeps losing at the game except one person, then it's in everyone's best interest to change the rules of the game.
I am sick as fuck bros help me
>>555291767Drink some salt water for electrolytes, make a bunch of rice porridge for yourself (you can make it in a rice cooker). It sucks, but you’ll have to rest and let your body do its thing
>>555285493>>555285493Not just adblock. Brave and Vivaldi has the issue too, and it stop once you log out of yt account
>>555291767send this man a miko to nurse him up
>>555291767I will pick out the coolest coffin
Every day, I imagine a future where I can be with youIn my hand is a pen that will write a poem of me and you
>>555291767Clean your room.Eat well, possibly chicken broth and fruit or veggies.Take a shower.Drink a lot of water.Go sleep for like 16 hours and stop looking at your PC and phone.
>>555291767Can I have your account before you die
>>555291717what are you on aboutit wasn't japan league, best case scenario it was just a jansou, you're gonna have referees sitting there at every table? there's a reason autotables were invented, the most basic skill was stacking up the wall and skillful dice rolling, memorizing the most important tiles and being able to retrieve themautotables destroyed most of the yakuza meta
>>555292162>Clean your room.no>Eat well, possibly chicken broth and fruit or veggies.I will vomit if food touches my tongue>Take a shower.just did>Drink a lot of water.Green tea>Go sleep for like 16 hours and stop looking at your PC and phone.I woke up from a 12hr sleep an hour agokeikumusume-5.png
>>555291767get well anon
>>555292320>we will just allow your rep players to lose stupid amounts of money for no reason, and also make sure we send people to keep on losing to the same faggotNo wonder the Yakuza just fucking died.
>>555291767Get some vitamin C>inb4 haruna.png
>>555291767can i have your fumos
>>555292482If I die my nanoha figurine & mikan figurine will be raffled away, the fumos go to the crematorium with me
>>555292342When I'm properly sick I basically alternate between rotting in bed, eating painkillers (not ibuprofen though, paracetamol if you have it), and dragging my carcass into the shower 3x a day for 30+ minutes in the darkness.
i quit mahjong for trickcal
When I'm sick I usually go outside and cough everywhere in an attempt to spread the disease.
>>555292660See you when the collab drops.
>>555292660As expected from a stupid baggot
>>555292463you really think they sent out retards who never held a tile in their life? rep players were expected to know how to cheat, those that didn't lost their fingers
>>555292746yuzu what the fuck is wrong with you
>>555292549but the souls will escape
>>555292660>choosing a dying game
>>555252814I wasted my rolls on Kamen Rider
>>555292826And yet, they still kept on sending toddlers to the lion's den.After the first 5 years you should start to think maybe something should be done about it, not just wait a decade longer.
>>555292641This is me when I’m not sickI’m not depressed, just burnt out…
>>555292746yuzus so COOL
Drink Nyquil if you have a cold, it works for me all the time. Honey mixed with lemon and warm water and plenty of water are great too. Eat your fruits and veggies to boost your immune system.
>>555293067>And yet, they still kept on sending toddlers to the lion's den.what are you talking aboutalso, the rules did get changed, the shuffling process is now automatic, just like dice, you can't tsumikomi anymorethe only things left are double draws and collusion
>>555292746YUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *COUGHCOUGHCOUGH* UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>555293202>Honey mixed with lemon and warm waterthis, it somehow fixes everything, i have no idea how it works
>>555292342Properly cleaning a room would be too much work for now, but make sure it's not full of stinky trash, dirty dishes, or mold, since the foulness from those makes you sicker.also >>555293202 >>555293392 this works on my machine and green tea makes a good base for it too.
>three players tsumikomi a daburii>just ganpai through it with tactical nyagging
I thought about what I wanted in a "dream" mahjong client and it ended up just being Sega MJ Arcade but with yonma hanchans
>>555293692>works on my machine
>>555293086Idk if you're a neet, but my new year resolution (first ever) was to set myself an actual schedule and stick to it. In bed by midnight, up and about by 10am at the latest. I tried living without a schedule for a decade and it just doesn't work.It's helped me be, and feel, a lot more productive.
the metamizol drops are starting to work, I still have the super shivers but now it is kinda comfy under my heating blankie.Thank you anons for the well wishes
>>555293904What are the exact features that you like? There may be a client on the way that just may include them.
>>555292660I click on every speaki video that pops up in my feed.
Release the survey results
>>555294102he took his meds
>anon takes his meds>his situation improvesunfathomable
>>555295163now we're gonna disappear
>>555295024I'd rather have sanma TO release the certificates
>>555295247
>>555294325Not him, but I demand a dama nashi setting that requires all closed hands to be riichi'd before winning, and allows riichi at any time, even if you don't have enough points and it's the last round.
>>555295980Are you allowed fake riichis too?
I want kandora and four-way collusion for my kokos
>>555296060That would be a separate setting you could independently turn on and off. I'd allow fake riichis in my rooms.
>>555296289>hates dama>likes fake riichi?????
>>555296468Yes. What part of this confuses you?
>>555296468riichi mahjongno exceptions
I'm bored.
>>555296965Hi bored, I'm Anon.aiharamai-0.png
>>555296965read a book
>>555296965Jerk off
>>555296965doko
>>555297303I just did actually.>>555297091Guess this is an option. I have to finish Blade Runner.>>555297339No
book club when
>>555297868I don't read fiction
>>555297868you'd just make me alternate between RB1 and lolita every monthminamifuuka-7.png
>>555297868The only club I need is the one I'm going to beat you with
>>555297792>I have to finish Blade RunnerI'm pretty sure it's called "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?," unless you're reading some nu-book readaptation for zoomers.
>>555297868Be the change you want to see in the world.
>>555297986Enough about your penis.
Majsoul Friends Room 69976(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=69976
Why does Mahjong Fight Club have a really good soundtrack? Is that just a Konami thing?
>>5552984082/4
>>555283882>my rulesno-strict-blocking: www.youtube.com trueno-strict-blocking: youtu.be true>my filters# YT fix content not available||googlevideo.com/videoplayback$xmlhttprequest,third-party,domain=youtube.com||googlevideo.com/videoplayback$xmlhttprequest,third-party,domain=youtu.be@@||googlevideo.com/videoplayback$xmlhttprequest,third-party,domain=youtube.com@@||googlevideo.com/videoplayback$xmlhttprequest,third-party,domain=youtu.be# bonus: fix slow video startupwww.youtube.com##+js(nano-stb, resolve(1), *, 0.001)www.youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.EXPERIMENT_FLAGS.web_enable_ab_rsp_cl, false)||googlevideo.com/videoplayback$xhr,3p,method=get,domain=www.youtube.com>b-but i don't use uboyou should be
>>555298408>mating room
>>555254296Aryan Menninomiyahana-8h.png-1768858112.318456-xnJfZIl8.png
>using ai to make mahjong edits>actually working out pretty well>too ashamed to post any because ill get called an aislopper
>>555298676S4 in ranked, I will fill after if there’s still room
>>5552984083/4
>>555298408>was supposed to be a cat room>turned into a whale competition
Remember that bullying works
>>555299067Proof?
>>555299067So it is the fault of you all faggots that we have so many furries here now?
>>555298413music rip now. chop chop sows anon
>>555298935I'll call you an aislopper anyway, clanker lover.
>>555299145the furfags were there before hannahs release — you only came to be aware of them because of hannah.
>>555299145its catfoods fault for making hanner have such delicious breasts
>>555298408full and started
>>555298408not started
>>555297986You call that a club?
The beating of a million drums,The fire of a million guns,The mother of a million sons,Civilization~
>>555299464who let you out
>>555298072My book has both titles.
>>555257517
>>5552999723p
>>5552999728s
>>5552999727m. I refuse to explain
>>555299593Certified platinum banger
>>5552999729s
>>555299972I'd turn off training wheels and deal 3m, then 7m, then 5m.
>>5552999723m
>>555298851Nerd. Will this really work? Teach me how to do it please.
>>555300181We need another French team next league, but not gay this time.
>>555300380We need a non-gay cowboy team.
>>555298935I've posted plenty of AIslop emotes before and anons never called me out on them, and even praised some of them.
Any other drawanons participating in the BA aggie?
>>555300482Let my people go
Why are you niggas cutting manzu, there's so much overlap in souzu (ittsu isn't real)
>>555300581I'd love to, but I need to learn how to draw first.
>>555300749>(ittsu isn't real)Yet.
me i'd go for ittsuu + nobetan dama
>>555300749burger hours
sir, it's east 3
>>5552999728 or 9s
>>5552999729s ittsu is never real.
>>555300828Loomis is a big help!
>>555301107Let's go, I'm the smartest kekspert in the thread
>>555301130I camehttps://e-hentai.org/g/1588757/0ad41621ff/
>e
>>555300316sorry i'm watching animu and then it's gonna be bed time, めんど・・・basically if you have ublock origin you go to the settings and you copy and paste those code lines in their respective sections (my rules [paste it to the right then click save then commit] or my filters)if you have ublock origin lite because of >chrome you have to save those two blocks to text files first and then import them (can't help much more than that, i don't use it)godspeed anon>>555284831doesn't yt-dlp require node.js or an equivalent like deno installed, in the PATH env var or placed in the same folder as the yt-dlp binary nowadays? not saying it'll fix it, i haven't tried it in a while麻雀
>n
>>555301389@grok is this real?
>>555301130Okay so how do I know which shapes to draw to make the blob tilt like in the example?
>>555300749With the power of calling, anything is possible.
>>555300581If BA had a game attached to the digital harem slot machine, I might have gotten into it. I'd rather just mahjong and think about mahjong girls.
>>555300581I participated in a couple, idk what to make this time so I put another azoos face
>>555301389Is there an anime girl equivalent of this book
>>555301606Thanks anon. Surely I can work with that
I came.https://exhentai.org/g/3268961/efe0c5b33b/
>>555298408my yakuman..
>>555302086https://e-hentai.org/g/836611/02ece89278/
>>555302397Too 90s
>>555302795You have forgotten the face of your father.
>>555302086https://exhentai.org/g/3378685/3175383de5/
>>555302397It's time.
>>555303047oisunice nature deeeeeesu
Stop picking my hobby as your hobby.I'm tired of all the competition.
Your hobby is my bitch
>>555252814>クローバーliterally 4chan the fox
>>555298408gg, close..
>>555298408GG
>>555298408>male destroyedggs
>>555303393>foxNot with that tail.
>>555303628do not bully males
bully cute males
>>555303926“bullying” him in the ass
Literally impossible.
>>555304004I've had that daily for 3 years
>>555303926the only cute male is seiba
>>555304409
Queue memsura 635535 perchance?
I just airfried an eggburger and it's greatI'm scared that at this rate I'll end up airfrying myself out of curiosity one day
>>555297868I'm still trying to get through my manga backlog, I don't have time for mostly text books.That said, I did enjoy reading Rokujouma no Shinryakusha!? novels, but damn that series goes on and on. I'm only at halfway through the released volumes.
>>555304710Trying to air fry a plate of leftover spaghetti will cure you of this.
>>555304693I will q after my workout and my shower
>>555304798crunchy
>>555304798Isn't baked spaget a legitimate dish?
>>555304872I used to play while on the electric bike.
>>555304710I air fry sausagesI air fry baconI air fry biersticksI air fry chickenI air fry my fucking vegetablesI air fry any food I need to reheatIt's over, you are already a victim of the air fryer
>>555304710It's a convection toaster oven with less capacity, I hate "air fryers"
I air fry my air.
>>555305761I always wanted to toast a hamburger.
I deep fry with beef tallow because I'm a real American
>>555304693>3 in queueGET IN HERE!
argh I just finished cooking while waiting.
Argh!
>>555304693>b***yOh heeeeeel yes!
>>555303926there's no such thing as a cute male. they're all disgusting freaks!
I have never eaten a corn dog
>>555305035Leftover spaghetti in an air fryer is not baked spaghetti.
>>555306957
>>555306957Okay jj
>>555306957My mom disagrees
I wish I knew women into fat ugly bastards
Nakasuji is genbutsu.
I wish I knew Haruna
Terminal suji is genbutsu but unironically.
>>555307551I want my nakadashi to deal in
>>555307474time to transform into a cute twink
>>555306957*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>>555307426Is that why she'd sex with me?
For me it's disgusting women.And I'd like them evil too, thanks.
>>555307880How evil?
>Took a really cold shower>It's -8°C / 17°FTime to mah(jong)
>>555307991Current Israel or nazi Germany evil, minimum.
how about a maka tourney where u get bonus points if you win with a lower maka score compared to the other jyanshi
>>555308089
>>555308091Well done, Hagerin, well done!HOWEVER
>>555308089I think your only hope is an Akame ga Kill collab.
evens sell all my rust items to pay for my collab rolls Odds kms 0 kill my rival
>>555308562what am I looking at
>>555281494It's okay anon, your edits give me endless earth.
>>5553085628m after 5m does seem quite sus
Evaluate my custom Tenhou interface my dudes
>>555304693Holee sheet. gg.
>>555309015Block around 8m tight like 789m. Block around 8p it could be urausji to 56p but also something like 78p to hold the 2p dora as an extra tile. Dora riichi very unlikely to be chitoi. Mortal knows that 2m is the safest but goes for 9p probably dealing in.
>>555304693gg, maybe we can go again in 10.
>>555309465
>>555304693Nice dubbarii
>>555309465What happens if two people pon the same tile?
>>5553095389p is just standard mawashi, this is easily tanyao if 9m passes later. 2m kills the hand without even being genbutsu
>>555309615>skipped ron>permanent furiten>never tsumos>kokushi deal in
>>555309751You wouldn't get it.
I knew Leia’s color scheme looked familiar!
>>555309932>playing 5D chess in memesura
>>555309976
>>555309465Why is your tablemat a grass texture
>>555309976bit of a stretch
>>555310158Supposed to be like green felt but that's the best I could find.
Is there any way to change the sprites of the tiles on tenhou? The greens are a bit too dark and it messes with my eyes.
>>555310026What's mahjong without a little gambling.
>>555310338Just make your own using a layer of noise + a green background>>555310450That's what real life tiles look like gaijin
>>555303583I will never understand the Yakub shit. Even in his lore, he died before he finished creating the white race.hinamomo-5.png
>>555309976What do these children have to do with Mahjong?
>>555309976Why is that Cyclops looking at me like that.
Nice subtle Etsy find
>>555311390Def the kind of thing you could wear out of the house. Understated and tasteful
>>555310158He wants to touch grass
>>555304693>ippatsu 13-wait kokushi
Mortal is so wasteful.No, I'm not folding my iishanten riichi pinfu just because oya riichi'd before second row.
kisarararagi
>>555311717that depends on the bakyou
Roku
>>555311717>it's early here, his wait is probably shit, pushThings I tell myself before dealing into a baiman
>>555311852Rapusaitouosamu-955.png
>>555311717This is why you are stuck in gold.
>>555312452I'm stuck in jade, though.
I'm stuck in Goldichinosesora-10.png
I'm stuck at work
I'm stuck in friendliesaru-10.png
How to get past silver unironically?
>>555312842you don't
>>555312842fujitakana-5.png
>>555312842https://euophrys.itch.io/mahjong-efficiency-trainerDo this until for a little while and learn the yaku, that's literally all you need.
>>555304693gg beautiful double yakumanfuji-967.png
>>555304693ggs!
>>555313007I practiced with this every day and reached saint
>>555313652illya-3.png
>finished work>ate food>drank water>bathedTime for a nice relaxing night of grinding ranked for 6 hours
>>555313652minamifuuka-5.png
>>555313827have you considered eating for 6 hours instead
>>555313827Your prayers?lilykitahara-4.png
I don't need to pray to "god"god needs to pray he doesn't see mekristeve-11.png
Take me to churchI'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your liesI'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knifeOffer me that deathless deathOh, good God, let me give you my lifelilykitahara-12.png
Ron. subarasneed
>>555315853This goes hard.>>555315798Not cool.kristeve-6.png
.......san. You will address me with SAN
>>555316472It's by hozier
lily and steve need to get a room and work out their issues already
bravo
>>555316681Now that you say it, I really should've recognized those lyrics, but I guess I wiped that band from my memories because the song was played to boredom on radio back in the day.
>>555317094It was one of the first big shock value gaybait songs, so it got burned into your skull back then. I always thought the song was about BDSM though
Tile seller, I am going into ranked and I need your strongest haipais.
>>555312842Slam down a richiiI'll fold like the bot at the thought of your tilesYou'll ron my guest wind, and keep the dealer seat twiceIppatsu, Ura dora, ManganOh god, I'm stuck in gold for a while
>>555317405My walls are too rigged for you jyanshi
>>555317528meant for>>555315853
>>555317528eh 6/10
Up for a bloodshed tourney
Why am I ALWAYS doomed to start behind in every single south game I play?>Fast hand with good waits>Riichi push deal in to some retard with a single wait>Dealer?Gonna get tsumo'd>Fold early? Only one not in tempai. It gets tiring, it gets stressful.
>>555309465how did you do thisfujitakana-4.png
>>555309465ayo kamiblud is going for open kokushiigarashiharuna-11.png
>>555319301You will literally not win the first hand of a hanchan 80% of the time brother
>finally try asking for less ice in my bubble tea for once>get twice the volume of drinki've wasted hundreds of dollars for icenikaidoumiki-10.png
>>555319665Its not a matter of winning, its a matter of not being 4th immediately no matter what
>>555319698So you're saying you want to learn how to play from behind...?atarashiako-7.png
>>555319980I just wanna learn how to play to not get immediately behind
>>555319670I always ask for no ice when getting a fountain drinkIt's already cold so I don't see why I should get less beverage for no gainxenia-2.png
>>555320135In America refills are free so you're allowed to get as much ice in your fountain drink as you want without getting ripped off
I fucking hate hanchan games so muc hwhy do I bother playing this FUCKING game
>>555320057Variance + confirmation bias + negativity focusSince they feel worse, you are just focusing and remembering more of the games in which you are behind and forgetting the games in which you are not behind.Play more.haramuranodoka-1.png
>>555320310tonpu
>>555302397>the flesh is essentially clothing for the bonesAt last I truly see...
>>555320345>play moreIve played a lot. I just get pushed into a corner immediately. Ive played 450 but over 30% of my games are 4th place because I completely cave trying to play from behind
>>555298903Why do you do this, it links to the -8h version anyways which is already uploaded. The extended filename doesn't even match the regex format.
Where is play from behind book 1
anaozuru
>>555320931im gonna need books 2 3 and 4 too
I made it to adept 2ichihime-6.png
>>555321018I killed your alt. Let it go, man.
for me it's throwing away my early leads
Have you considered actually thinking while playing instead of autopiloting?
>>55532057416 CALLS that terrify even pros 1:9Do not pay attention to score before South 3. Whatever the score, moving and facing to the win is important, and if you want to win against truly strong players, you must risk victory or defeat in difficult places.
>>555321135have you considered sucking my cock?
>don't have to feel embarrassed about crashing out in round 1 of the sakicord tourney now that the CFB participants embarrassed themselves too
>>555321183aiharamai-989.png
>>555321018anal...? Playing from behind...?aiharamai-968.png
I will drop my 17% deal in rate in hanchan to at least 15%. I did improve. I got better. I need to prove it to myself
U gotta start playing soulless placement-focused gaming around east 4
>>555321273And your rate is 10 bigger than your deal-in rate, r-right?
I'm going to kill someone
>>555321350you won't do shit
>>555321350you rolled 0, so it's going to be yourself
>>555321338Its atrocious. Its 23.15% to 17.12 but we got better, we have improved, and I will prove it to myself
>>555321439Read RB1 already
>>555321439ganbare, cutie!fujitakana-1.png
I play by feel nya
>>555321476I did, my east game stats are significantly better than they were, but this is the true test of my improvement
>>555321573Riichi as fast as possible nya
>>555321439who is "we"?
>>555321476>>555321439For comparison, my stats for east used to be way worsehttps://files.catbox.moe/q5etwv.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/jbrbt9.png>>555321679Me and the voices in my head
>>>/vt/108933379
>>555321819>>>/vt/108933246 this is hilarious
>>555321819are you somehow surprised that koromo is getting posted in /jong/
>>555321819there's a script now, you don't have to use /jong/ for images anymoreamaekoromo-5.png
>>555321905It was a power move
Ever get those days where your hands are just so bad you don't even feel like playing anymore? That's me for a whole month now
>>555322018make a room and prove it
>>555322018play sanma
I'd neck myself if I had to play sanma
neck yourself anyways
what if my neck is so thick the rope snapped? I'm talking loltyler1 thick iykwim (if you know what I mean)hinamomo-5.png
>>555322268post a room first
who is the tyler1 of mahjong?hinamomo-5.png
>>555321476noamaekoromo-0.png
>>555322431the gamer dent guy?hinamomo-5.png
evens dokoodds vr jav0 koko
>>555322532mayhaps?hinamomo-5.png
>>555322431meamaekoromo-0.png
introducing..
I love women.shiroko-188.png
DOPADOWN
>>555322672>188cynthia-10.png
>>555322672I've investigated your browsing habits and can confirm this is false.jane-4.png
>>555323603>>555323603>>555323603
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