CHARNAME Edition>What is /crpgg/?This general is dedicated to the discussion of computer role playing games such as:Arcanum, Baldur's Gate, Disco Elysium, Divinity: Original Sin, Dragon Age, Expeditions, Fallout, Icewind Dale, Jade Empire, Might and Magic, Necromancer's Tale, Neverwinter Nights, Pathfinder, Pillars of Eternity, Planescape: Torment, Shadowrun, Solasta, The Age of Decadence, Temple of Elemental Evil, Tyranny, Ultima, Underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40k: Dark Heresy, Rogue Trader, Wasteland, Wizardry, and many others.>Recommendations:https://files.catbox.moe/gx6f4u.pngPrevious >>555181746>Thread QuestionHow do you make human male fighter interesting?
1st for leliana
>>555260681multiclass
>>555260681>TQMake a wizard, but he only casts fist.
>>555260681>How do you make human male fighter interesting?Give him low strength and low dexterity, as if he were you irlroleplay him as a useless loser who needs to be carried by his party
What zany class should I play in Kingmaker.
So you removed the "Colony Shop" typo and didn't fucking fix it and adjust it for the OP, you blithering retard? You're scum.
Fast bread>TQUse interesting weapons, I supposeAlso give them something small to do alongside attacking
>>555260681He looks like he has sexual relations with Imoen
Maive cute
>>555260914Justice!
>>555261002He's lawful good and too honourable for such a thing
>>555260914I just copypaste from my notepad I honestly don't even notice OP changes
>>555261037
>>555260681>still on page 5 on the other thread>retard OP makes a new thread when it's not needed
>>555261218I will accept this, this time…..
Cam won btw
>Owlcat finally giving some reactivity>it is a single throw-away sentence and afterwards they move on like nothing happenedI just remembered how much I hate that one stupid elf's weird BS quest about killing drowlike, if I'm not an elf, why would I give a fuck about elf things? sounds like a knife ear problem
>>555261713Yeah, because I voted for her three times
>>555261713I'm sure that happened organically. Going 2nd place after days with her being at the bottom without moving.
>>555262261she was never at the bottom, this is cope
I finally made my way over to the Bastards WoundI didn't have this DLC for my first playthrough so this is all new to meI've only played about 20-30 minutes ignoring the new companion quests (depending on how your count it), but I've already noticed significant changesThe writing is a lot more dense. There are true "walls of text" in basically every dialogue, not that I mind it. But the writing in the dlc is also sharper in many ways, I particularly noticed this with Verse- and Baric's companion quests. The dialogue options they give you tend to be livelier and sharper and it feels like it was handled by a different team than the main game.The areas I've seen so far are also more exciting than the base game, well, at least on average.And even though I've been in this new area for all of 10 seconds they've already set up at least 2 different factions so the DLC seems to follow the base game's choice- and faction-based philosophy.
>human>male>fighterwhy would anyone ever play that
can you imagine caring enough to rig a waifu poll
>>555262729can you imagine caring enough to seethe and come up with conspiracy theories for why your waifu didn't win
>>555261720That elf quest was backer content
>>555262729I don't need to imagine. Neither do you.
>>555262787>implying I even bothered to vote on a waifu poll
>>555262708cute inquis
>>555262931>the final cope
I voted for Isabela
>>555262941thanks :3
What's the femcel equiv of male human fighter
>>555263278probably female human fighter, what a retarded question
>>555263278human/half elf female rogue
>>555263235zazedand same
I love Mantis Zealot so far and some of the Sawtooth Sabers you get have absolutely busted effects, but it seems like ALL your survivability on the front line comes from using Red Shroud which is a finite resource.
>>555263278female elf mage
>>555263241>Solas gulpDid he take away your tats?
>>555263278Female elf mage. Rogue archer if she's a horse girl.
>>555263736yes
>>555263432I feel like they should've just had very rough lesbian hate sex and get it out of their system. Same thing with Jack and Miranda and Morrigan and Leliana.
>>555264047>and Morrigan and Leliana.based
>>555264131morrigan fucking lei with her huge futa cock
>>555263840Yay. Rip your heart though
Swedish and Danish people love Camellia.
>>555264047>Jack and MirandaBoth straight>Morrigan and LelianaMorrigan is SUPER straight. To the point where Leliana simply measuring up her chest to choose a dress for her ends up disgusting Morrigan more than Oghren does.
>>555264369do they really
>>555262993sawyer was right btw
>>555264369>>555264489as a dane I chose arueshalae
>>555264369the new swedes especially
>>555263278Female tiefling or elf, at this point. Foids don't play human females.
I feel like Evilrue should've definitely raped Camellia.
>>555263278Female human fighter. Are you retarded?
>>555264369Why them?
>>555264783I feel like Camellia starts shit with every single companion and always, always ends up getting verbally trashed.
>>555264782false
>>555264782males play human male fighter because they can't imagine playing anything else, forced to experience the weakness of their own flesh prisonfemales play anything else but human because they want to transcend the resctrictions of their flesh as they can grasp the weakness which lies within
>>555265476So what you're saying is that all femoids are trannies
>>555264683Same, but norwegian. At least out of the wotr cast.
>>555265476tranny writing style
>>555265476my body is A CAGE
>>555265476tranny logic at its finest
>>555265476>females play anything else but human because they want to transcend the resctrictions of their flesh as they can grasp the weakness which lies withinThey just pick elves which fits the skinny white girl aesthetic along with the magic shit attached to it.
Males play human male fighter because they're terrified of being anything else thinking it would be gay. Females play pretty races and fun caster classes because they understand it's a ROLE-playing game.
what shall play today human, human but pointy ears or human but short
>>555266058human (green, tusked, ripped)
>>555260681Fighter/mage
>>555265476I just want to play as a pretty lady
The ultimate fantasy is being a tiny person who lives in a hole
Gnomes are inherently evil.
Nyrissa or Kalikke?
>>555266328Halfling CRPG when?
>>555260681>TQmake him a cute twink
>>5552654764-to-7/10 play as prettier than them but not too close characters, so they pick elves or tieflings. 9 or 10s rarely play video games or do so on twitch for simp money.1 to 4 will pester anyone who wants to play pretty characters and get the normie girls to complain too.
It seems all tidecasters are cut from the same vulgar cloth
>>555266450NyrissaKalikke is only a romance in name. Romancing her but not Kanerah is also nonsensical, 99% of their "romance" is just you banging Kanerah.
is pathfinder wotr any good? should i play it first?
>>555267184It's ok, Kingmaker is unironically better.
>>555267184Yes. Sure, if you want.
>>555267184Both Pathfinder games are good. Ideally you should play Kingmaker first because Wrath has a decent amount of QoL changes that are hard to go without if you so Wrath first
>>555267383I disagree, mainly because the kingdom management stuff is actively a negative for the game.
>>555267383>>555267425>>555267439thanks cuties i will play kingmaker first!
>>555267626Wotr better
>>555267626Good.
>>555267019>Kalikke is only a romance in name.Says the fag that chose shitryssa lmao
>>555265476holy cringe
>There are people itt that only romance 1 womanImagine not being a toybox chad and fucking all the women lmao
What are the most unique CRPGs in terms of gameplay compared to the average CRPG?
>>555268459In Pathfinder Wrath of the Righteous ™ you can punish an evil man by forcibly transitioning into a woman and sentencing him into an eternity of being gang raped by demons. I don't think any game has ever allowed you to punish someone with rape and being turned into a tranny.
sexo
>>555266994MELANIN!!!!!!!!!! NOM NOM NOM
>>555268459Tyranny - magic system, TES style lvling, obscene amounts of choice and consequence + reactivity for background & conquest sectionDark Heresy - RT's unique comboing of homeworld/origin + 2 archetypes + exemplar as a class system, investigation system that has impact on main game and needs you to think on your own, enemy surrendering due to morale, body part targeting (not original but not common with crpgs)I guess WOTR for mythic paths and sheer amount of build autism + mini HOMM game
How do you write a plausible female villain that people actually take seriously?They either come across as laughable or retarded
>TES style lvling
>>555269228i'd clean her
>>555269425Yeah you level up by increasing skills with use. TES is the popularizer of that system in mainstream gayming so I called it that.
>CRPGs are just dating games with combatchange my mind
>>555269638I hate it!!!!!
>>555269646Best ones are exactly that.
>>555269013>>555269228where is this from
>>555269986Dragon Age 2: The Legend of Kirk Wall
>>555269228>>555269553I didn't know people made Isabela porn
>>555267829Nyrissa has a romance that develops through the entire game and takes the spotlight of the story.Kalikke's "romance" is just that at the very end of the game you go "btw Kalikke you're also hot like your sister" and then you get married. It's flat out not a romance, just an ending you can cop into in the last two minutes.
>>555270308This isn't true, you have dialogue with Kalikke throughout the game to build up the romance
>>555267383>can't even turn the camera
>>555270149No good models because the games came out before CGI porn was easy to produce.
>>555270308>Nyrissa has a romance that develops through the entire gameLmao no it doesn't. You just arbitrary decide 5 seconds before the end that you are deeply in love with each other. It's a fucking clown show and you're a faggot
>>555270608Ok? You couldn't do that in Underrail, Planescape Torment, BG1 and 2, either.
>>555270772>uhhhh couldnt do it in uncslopgo back to your marvel movies
>>555270608You don't need to turn the camera, it's unnecessary and doesn't matter.
>>555270591Oh wow yeah incredible, there's one (1) time when you're banging her sister and she switches afterwards and you can "You're hot too!". And one time where she questions you about protecting Kanerah and you just say "I care about you too!". That totally makes for a whole romance.>>555270710The game literally opens up with Nyrissa pushing you towards beating Stag Lord and that's during the fucking tutorial.Are you two fucking delusional? Or better yet, samefagging with that exactly 61 seconds post timer difference?
>>555270984bro said you don't need to turn the camera
Well for me it's Triss
>>555267383>being this much of a contrarian
Made For Human Boys
>>555271696bitch has hooves
>>555267626Good idea. It's a worse game than wotr and is pretty hard to go back to after all the quality of life features in wotr
Why do people pretend like Ember isn't highly erotic?
Am I literally the only one to not give a shit about dolly kissing in this general?`
>>555271696You can find those sad titties and a bouquet of stds on any prostitute
>>555272150'fraid so now go away
>>555272150Keep it down, Sawyer.
>>555272114Because not everyone is sexually aroused by cartoon chipmunks
You can't properly immerse yourself in a RPG without romances. How the fuck does a man go on adventures and various trials by fire (for hundreds of hours) with a woman without developing feelings and a relationship?It's simply not realistic and immersion breaking to have female companions in the game if you can't fuck em
>brown giga slut gypsy pirate>mentally retarded blood mage elfare these really my only two option in dragon age 2?
>>555272468There's also a gay terrorist if you want.
>>555272114nasty burned up freddy krueger skin, zero ass
I didn't play Tyranny because I hate 4 man party games, it should be at least 6
Feels like this Rogue Trader portrait has a fat ass. You can just tell by those thick thighs.
Kingmaker is better if:>You want a traditional adventure that starts small in power level and rises progressively.>You appreciate grounded natural landscapes that are nice to look at.>You like having a party that forms bonds of friendship and get over their initial prejudices for each other as the game advances.>You want a rags to riches and rise to power story.>You prefer having an enemy that's not the usual always-evil undead, fiends, etc.Wrath of the Righteous is better if:>You want an adventure that very quickly starts throwing incredible powers and events at you.>You'd like to see strange and dangerous landscapes that challenge reality.>You like having a party where the best you can hope for is that they will tolerate each other and you have to carefully balance their needs so they don't freak out.>You want a grandiose fate of the world story.>You want to kill some good ol' demons like it's DOOM.
>>555272818>party that forms bonds of friendship and get over their initial prejudices for each other as the game advanceslmao, half your party still can't stand each other by the end. Not as bad as WOTR but it's still there. For example everyone except Octavia despises Reg, Everyone expect Valerie hates Jaethal and Jaethal hates everyone except Valerie and nobody but Kanerah likes Nok Nok and even then she only likes him as a pet.
I didn't play Tyranny because it's a blatantly unfinished game that will never see a continuation because Obsidian and Paradox are retarded.
>>555260810Should I romance Leliana in DAO or romance Merrill in DA2?My limit for gay MCs is one and I don't like playing as men in games where I have the option not to. im a bifemcel
more like pooradoxhaha
>>555272796you're not wrong
Thinking of using this portrait for my next Rogue Trader. I like how off she looks. What background/class do you think she'd be?
>>555272818most of these stuff is subjective bs, Wrath is the better game objectively from a gameplay standpoint
>>555273332>most of this stuff is subjective, Wrath is [subjective opinion]
>>555273332Someone might still choose Kingmaker over Wrath from a gameplay standpoint because they'd rather not have mythical powers completely messing with the character progression, even if it does mean missing out on a few classes and spells.
>>555272818Kingmaker also has better music imo. Much much better than wotr.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4yRZFwro-0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GFISX8jALwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crkfTXiW6LY
>>555273236>Should I romance Leliana in DAOYes
>>555274071how is she not freezing to death
>>555274117sex
>>555274117futa heat
lol
>>555273313>sheThat's a tranny, bro>>555272796Who cares, she's got an ugly face
>>555273313Officer noble sorry
>>555273313>>555274413>noble>with this sad excuse for a hairdoalso>not a full body portraitTerrible
>>555273313>full lengthyeah I bet
>>555274552full body rogue trader portraits don't grow on trees, you know.
>>555274552Shes not ragged looking enough for the other origins. Not every psyker has Jimmy's cheats
>>555272321>>555272610>kind>sweet>not a slut>doesn't betray you>holds you in high regard, your advice shapes her>long lived, youthful>some burns, body still functionalIf your synapses don't immediately snap into recognition of this perfect specimen of daughterwife material I don't know what to tell you.
>>555275331she deadass has no ass body of a twelve year old and burnt up
>>555275331>>holds you in high regard, your advice shapes herShe starts a schizo cult based on your """advise"""".
>>555275331kys
>>555275331daughterwife sounds like a word made up by a backwater white dude who got arrested for getting his child pregnant
>>555275331creep
>>555275420That's because she's malnourished. Feed her properly and nature will do the rest.
>>555272468>your love choices are:>giga slut>mentally retarded girl>menjust like real life...
The moid's inability to consider Ember as anything more than a sexual object
>>555275827she can eat ten thousand racks of ribs and she'll still be a burnt up bitch talking shit
>>555275913You just need to let her into your heart, anon.
>>555276164I dont let women inside me btich ass
>>555272468>women get fenris and anders and sebastian>cullen and solas in the next gameNo wonder men only like Origins
>>555272468My friend is a lesbian and had her Hawke fuck Anders because the female options were so shit
>>555276267>Rapeslave>Terrorist that's basically another character if you played Awakening>Lol>Druggie going through withdrawal>Benedict Cumberbatch but as a bald elf supremacistRomances just has to be spicy.
>>555275205Can Jimmy, you know, give her bigger boobs and ass?>>555275202Use aisloppa to give her legs
Yes, Ember...Get fatter, eat more...I want you round and chubby...
>>555272468yes
>first brown female LI is a whore with STDs>second brown female LI is an asexual autist who proposes to you after twelve years>third brown female LI cucks you with a demon-possessed mage killer and third wheels you for him
>>555276562t. witch
>>555276720Isabella as the first and then who?
>>555276557Jimmy is the Architect.....
>>555276497I think the funniest thing about Cullen x Elf Inquisitor is that elves were made out of lyriumIt's like eating pussy lined with cocaine
I really hate animal companions in Pathfinder, they're always getting in the way and clogging up formations. The large ones especially can fuck right off
there is literally nothing wrong with romancing women who are whores, sluts, prostitutes, non-virgins, pregnant, single mothers, or have a high bodycount.
>>555276497>>Druggie going through withdrawal>he thinks that's a problemWomen have an even bigger saviour complex
>>555276957>Missing out on Mastodon DRRR DRRRRRR DRRR DRRRRR DRRR kinoNGMI
>>555276964What does "romance" mean to you?
>>555276950I like this idea
>>555277127Leeches to Greek culture?
>>555276853Josephine and NeveNeve flirts with Lucanis and gets with him if you don't claim her firstJosephine's writer is a woman who admitted she did it because she thought Josephinemancers would be upset if they were already married (???) when it takes place offscreen either way. Apparently everyone spent their 30s chasing after Solas and were too busy to do anything. At all.
>>555276957I feel like they're OP, so I make a point to never run any animal companions.
>>555276950>It's like eating pussy lined with cocaineGood lord almighty.>>555277526>JosephineI guess that kinda makes sense? Probably had to do all the Antivan formalities and the Inquisitor's busy.
jade empire 2
>Revan was shoad from the Owlcord for being a chudKek
>>555277958what did he say?
>/crpgg/ be like pure elven wives? EUGH YUCK BARF I NEED me the turbosluts the pyschos and whores and used goods stat!
How come weeb games like Fire Emblem have so much more fulfilling romances than most CRPGs where romance is advertised?
>>555277958Of course this will get a gorillion engagements just like every other offtopic retard gorilla negroid post that isn't about gameplay.Muh ecelebsMuh waifusMuh cuckafntasiesMuh imaginary thing to get mad at
I don't know why anyone would romance Isabela she is such a nasty whor mmmh big juicy sweaty brown Rivaini tits they taste sooooo good schlupp schlupp sssllluuuurp mwah mwah mmmh fuckkk
>>555277526People probably would be upset. They only gave her a joke scene in trespasser when the others did get proposals or marriages.
>>555277998The messages got deleted by mods, him and some other fags were talking about various topicsThe summary from the guys asking about what happened:>I don't have screenshots of his takes. He was talking about the Imperium being right, that Jae is the perfect depiction of a woman as most of them are gold diggers, some general Nazi talk and eugenics.Imperium being right as in the good guys of the setting since from his POV they fight for human interestsTHOUGHEVER NOTE THIS: It's Trooncord so the word "Nazi" gets thrown around at anything explicitly not in the Reddit approved thought sphere. As this screenie that exists shows him just mentioning it neutrally not really promoting it kek
I wish Isabela got the Qun treatment in canon, would've been cool to see her change instead of being generic slut pirate queen for 3 games
>>555278718nobody cares about discord drama with e-celebs
>>555278718What a stupid conversation. We do actually monitor babies now from being born to administer preventative measures from making things worse. And no, that's not Eugenics.
>>555278718IIRC Revan's wife is Asian and he called leftists retarded for unironically comparing blacks to orcs in lotr/DnD/40K a few months ago...so not really much of a racist is heUnless you're a subscriber to the "Most racist Dwarf alive - his elf wife" school of thought
>>555278848It's insane how much Bioware butchered the Qun. It was perfected in DA2, and the comic books gave the women really sexy outfits, which you see in DAI art too. And now? Well....
>racist married to an asianit writes itself
>>555279147They didn't really know what they want to do with them but I do agree that the DA2 version is the best.
>>555278992He is Owlcat's build autist and a guy they actually listen to partially to do balance
>>555278992there is a cabal of discord-based trannies (primarily, but I assume other varieties of faggot) that hangs out here that almost certainly cares about this deeply
>>555279107white racist + asian wife is a tale as old as time
wow that's scary. I sure hope we never run into any cosmic horrors that eat stars.
>>555278718the Owlcat trooncord bans you if you put a puke emoji next to their forced pride events, so it's no loss. It's compromised.
>>555279147In Veilguard they are horrendous. They made it so only the military side is oppressive and the rest are peaceful
>>555279314I hope they do actually start ignoring him. Like most of the RT build autists he just bitches about anything that isn't muh alpha strike autism.
>bro's name is hedwirg
>>555262693Interesting. Maybe I should buy the DLC when I eventually do another run of the game. When I did my last run, I read the reviews and they were all negative so I skipped the DLC.
>>555279314>Owlcat>balance
>>555279474I'm sure the faggots whining about off topic discord shit aren't the discord posters. It's the secret woke discord mafia.
>>555279474You need meds
This quest was 9/11 for save-everyone autists
>>555280042Not like it ended up mattering anyway. No save state import in Veilguard, and Veilguard just butchering all the lore.
>>555279147>>555279562I have a suspicion that making Qun and their society in-game would've been way to uncomfortable for the modern day writers and Bioware players are all unironically tumblr girls that would've gotten weirded out by the whole thing, kinda the same with Tevinter and Antivian Crows being neutered for DA:V
>>555280042oh nonot stroud
>>555280042I went back and made Alistair king.Nobody gives a shit about the Shroud? guy
>>555278096The only Fire Emblem romances that are good are Byleth/Dimitri and Chrobin.I don't like Alm/Celica because they barely interact outside of an argument midgame and the fight scene, you're essentially playing two games back to back.
>>555280297I'd rather save Stroud than Hawke because he's more important to the Grey Warden organization and their cohesionNot like that ended up mattering anyway hahahah!!!!!
Werglia is kind of a chud too, but he has the self control not to post about it on official discords/forums/subleddits of devsA rare trait for a slav
>>555280014that isn't how meds work, you need to take them to correct your mental illness, I can't take them for you
>>555276964based and correct
>>555280196Tumblr girls loved DAO so you can't blame them. I blame the trans writers who were trying to get the Critical Role audience in DA
>>555280436Stroud is a week away from the calling while you will never get another Hawke again.
I'm such a fat fucking chud
>>555280223
>>555263278Female elf mage
>>555280412>dimilethbased
iomedae's character model is more attractive than her portrait lmao
>>555280852She needs to get FUCKED so bad
>>555280892>brown zoomette femcel>surana and lavellan are my MCs...
Imoedae told me give up my special magic powers nope
>>555281093she needs BIG DEMON COCK
Legend mythic path Imoedae romance full guide
Would Camellia shit on my chest if i asked her nicely?
Areelu didn't offer sexZero reason to keep this parasitic soul on mine
I never noticed this before, but if you buy the amulet from Serel in the brothel she actually does what she says she will do and moves into Brackenbury.
>>555281406Camellia doesn't shit
>>555281397female demon -> legend exclusive btw (a giant demon futa cock is the only thing left over from your demonic stint)
>>555281540what.......
>>555281604she's a lady, ladies don't poop
>>555263329Cousland is the most popular Origin for both genders but I genuinely cannot for the life of me get through a Cousland playthrough. It's like being made to eat a loaf of wheat bread and male Cousland is worse because I'm Alistair 2.0
>>555281540But she eats and drinks, she needs to shit and piss.
>>555281787no that's wrong
>>555281712Most people can only self-insert thats why human is the top choice
>>555280042I sacrificed hawke, it was a no brainer. He has no value, while the wardens will still have use. And Stroud was cool.
>>555281406she would slap you with her giant futa cock
>>555276557>Can Jimmy, you know, give her bigger boobs and ass?Jimmy would off himself when he finds that's an actual tranny.
>>555281712in my case i just cannot for the life of me make a hot looking human woman in origins, even with mods they look dumb
New waifu acquired
>>555282530Can Jimmy turn a tranny into his perfect waifu?
>>555273216How do you know the game is unfinished if you've never played it?Because you heard other retarded shitposters who didn't play it either say so?
>>555282053So basically my problem is I have autism
Camellia the cocksucker
>>555281524>orlan mcBased
>>555282687will you finally get a name so anons will know how awful you are
>>555278137>pussy is so horrendous that Anders, a character who canonically delivers babies, doesn't want to go down and heal that
Holy magic>arcane magic
>>555283112Are you the one who keeps talking about Alistair's fate
>>555283685mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnyo
>>555283705No, I just never understood the appeal of Cousland origin. I always play elves or dwarves.
>>555282687What game
>>555282929He easlly could if he didn't consider futa to be gay.
What is it with Bioware and cucking the players with Alistair, Isabella, Solas Neve and Lucanis?
>>555281712FemCousland could become Alistair's queen, that's the only reason why.
>>555284052Europeans and their progeny are really into cuckoldry and whoredom, it's really strange.
>>555284052Why do you larp itt instead of playing games
>>555283685I’d rather have my own power than rent it from a fickle deity who can turn me into a level 1 schmuck whenever it wants
What my waifu did before she met me is her business
>>555279687I did the exact same thing, but the dlc is competent so farIt also seems to (whether intentional or not) come with tales of the tiers dlc, i.e. overworld events, so take that into considerationI reread the reviews after the post and most of the complaints seem to be about this being cut-out "main content game", which I don't agree with as the style is very different. I saw one guy complain about lacking reactivity with the base game and a bad last act, but I haven't finished it yet so I can't tell for sureI will report back after finishing it I also haven't encountered any bugs either which seemed to be another major complaint
>>555284257crpgs are so shit that people would rather debate the sex lives of their companions than play them
Wrath of the Righteous playthrough: Do I go Sorcerer or Bard (Archeologist)?
There is nothing wrong with having a whore waifu who has a past with every guy you meet (and some girls too)
>>555283839Oh okay no you are fine. I think playing human in most rpgs is boring
>has to watch Isabella beg Zevran for his cock right infront of youImagine doing this
>>555284602Sorcerer. I don't understand the point of an Archeologist. They don't get songs.
Sharing the AIDS with my bro Zevran
>>555284602Skald
>>555284052Gayder has confessed multiple times that he loves making players suffer.
>>555284624Isabella is a proud slut and will never stop until she dies if you can't handle that you need to stick with Merrill
Imagine a CRPG where you recruit companions by raping and mindbreaking them
>>555284862>I don't understand the point of an Archeologist.Highest skill scores in the game, better in melee than a normal Bard. As I understand it, the problem with Bard is that the inspiration songs eventually get overriden by other classes' party buffs.>>555285026I read that Skald is only really good in a melee-heavy comp and I'm not planning to make one.
sex isn't even that good i think isabella is mentally ill
>>555284732That's hot as fuck though and why I romance herI want to be constantly humilated by hearing every man I meet joke around with my girlfriend and reminicing about their sexual history. And I also want to physically hold her back while she flirts with everyone we meetI want to fear every time she is out of my sight
>>555285034I remember when a /dag/ anon found him on Grindr and screenshotted his profile, I wish he called him a faggot instead of giving him the ick by gushing about Dragon Age.
>>555285308Court poet is great for a caster heavy comp.
I'm a slutchad but I lost any interest in Isabella after it's revealed she has STDs and has to get it magically cured by Anders. That's fucking degusting man.
>>555265476I play mage because I've internalized being "smart" as part of my self-image, along with not much else.
Confess your crpg sins and be forgiven
I love Isabela's stds
>zoomers are so touch-starved they talk more about sex than the game
bro you’re supposed to dick Isabela into submission dick her down so hard she never wants anyone else but (You) and retires from the streets for good
>>555285308>Highest skill scores in the gameI guess, but you could just take Arue/Woljif with you instead>better in melee than a normal Bard.Barely, if you want to do the rogueish spellcaster thing try an Eldritch Scoundrel
What's my class if all I've internalized about myself is that I have a 20 cm magnum dong
>giving a shit about hawkeDid people really have a problem making the choice in the fade?
>>555279505I liked this tunnels-on-burning-worlds plot but the resolution was too stupid to liveIf you're a lifeform that evolved on a star you're made of plasma or some shitYou can't "settle" in a planet because a planet doesn't have the things you need to liveStill though that's just nitpicking, I enjoyed these all little text sidequests. They added character to the expanse, made it feel like you were really exploring a wondrous new realm.
>>555286062I sacrifice Male Hawke because he's a moid and moids are basically designed for that. Fem Hawke I keep alive.
Camellia needs rape correction
>>555285745I fapped to Kreia porn
>>555286339indignities...
>>555283685Druidic magic > cleric magic > arcane magicAbandon civilization, return to monke and cast Winter grasp and Sirocco all day.
>>555286062It for Fenris
>>555285745I have over 600 hours in WOTR but I have never finished the gameIt's my most replayed game ever
>ancient precursor civilisation was hyper advanced name a worse crpg trope
>>555284447It has been a while so I can't remember exactly what the reviews said other than the sentiment being that it didn't add much and wasn't worth your money, but people in reviews have been wrong before. I remember skipping White March for PoE back in the day because people said it was mostly "combat focused" and didn't add much interesting story content. When I finally got around to playing it, that turned out to be a stupidly retarded take.>I will report back after finishing it Please do.
hehe
>>555286726>gods are actually le robots
Redpill me on Kinetic Sharpshooter Wenduag
>>555286062It's just the Fenrismancer who wants to have a happy ending for them but doesn't want to make Alistair King.
>we're supposed to believe this is a 20 year old who grew up in a library
>>555286440I like nature magic but I hate how every crpg forces druids to be shapeshifting furries
>>555286726What do you want then? An ancient precursor civilization that was primitive?
>>555286795>>555286726>gods are actually le regular mortals
Why do the dalish follow Solas even though he pretty much sees them as devolved cattle and told them their "gods" are just old mages?
Jaheira is easy to bully if you know how
>>555286726>it was all a dream
>>555286883A CRPG set in modern times where you're an archaeologist that ends up unleashing ancient Egyptian magic/demons on the world could be a fun premise.
>>555286726>magic is actually heckin science
>>555287161How does Viconia know what a poodle is?Who the hell is writing this slop
>>555287392Why wouldn't she know what a poodle is?
>>555287135they don't, gayguard cut that plotline
>>555287359>ancient egyptian magic demons realize their evil which consisted of demanding some shrines pyramids and the occasional sacrifice has been massively outscaled by regular civilization and disappear
>>555287484Poodles are a particular breed of earth dogLike she wouldn't know what a St Bernard is
>>555286726>the female party member falls in love with me and have sex on the 3 date
>>555286861He worked out at the library.
skinny male twink x strong female muscle mommy is the best crpg pairing
>>555287727I mean dogs and selective breeding exist in Faerûn so poodles could exist too. It’s kind of immersion breaking but not that much
>>555288608art thou a homo?
>>555287727Humans are a particular species of earth mammals
>>555288608>male x femalegay
>>555286883Yes?
>>555288608name the crpg couples
>>555288614>û
>>555286862Just download call of the wild or tabletop tweaks and play nature fangOr get over your autism
>>555282687Not a crpg
>>555289237Probably Karlach and his Tav
>>555289494*Fae'run
>>555289237That blonde bitch from alpha protocol and MC
>>555289237Elf inquisitor and Cassandra
>>555289237Strong martial fem PC x TristianStrong Martial fem PC x AstarionStrong Martial femPC x MarazhaiStrong martial femPC x Larry
>>555290114>Marazhai>Larry>TwinkHe's taller than you, that doesn't count.
>>555290114silence whore
>>555288608hell yeah
more like high FATotum janris
>>555289237link x urbosa
>>555290464Janris FATcock
Karlach literally fingers male MC in the ass she's a lesbian
I wanna smooch her.>>555260681>How do you make human male fighter interesting?Make him a half-elf female shaman you can smooch.
>>555290597You can't just rephrase the TQ to talk about C*m
>>555286726It's literally based on real life though (only exaggerated). It's basically how medieval peoples looked back at the roman empire. To them, it was a hyper advanced ancient civilization the scope of which they couldn't even imagine.Anyway the actual worst crpg trope is inventory management, triple so if it's a game full of vendor trash. Who the fuck enjoys that?
>>555289237Tristian x Karlach
>>555289237femcel x incel
He is one tough badass...
>>555292341Since he is a midget, I will just make him a spawn slayer for full respec
>>555292341gaybor thinks this
I will kill anyone for money (True Neutral)
>>555292341my fuarking hero...
>>555293526I wish he was NE, I'd try to force an assassin build for fun.
>>555293526He's just a man doing his job, nothing personnel
>>555293526What did Owlcat mean by this?
>>555293663name one evil thing Greybor does in the whole game
Owlbabs have the least funny memes I've ever seen on crpgg/vg/4chan/the internet
>>555294415Being painfully incompetent. That's evil. The smartest thing he says is to use protection from fire spells against a fire breathing dragon.
>>555294519k
hehe Cumrag get it? it's a pun on the name
>>555292341I like Greybor unironicallyam I childish or enlightened?
>>555295035You're cool
Crpgs where you are actually important at the beginning?
>>555295339Define important because DOS takes like an hour before mentioning that you two are the reincarnation of a pair of guardians that were supposed to guard a sacred treasure and your failures summoned the Void Dragon to destroy the world. You start off as source hunters (inquisitors basically) trying to figure out why the mayor died.
>>555295339both of the Kotor gamesPlanescape Torment
>elf cleric, raised by dwarves and has a scottish accent and braids her hair like dwarf maidens and hates elves>dwarf wizard, raised by elves and somehow makes his beard look like silky elven hair, is just as snobbish as an elven prince and hates dwarves>old human archwizard who accidentally transformed himself into a lvl 1 teenage girl>edgy human ranger with a pet snow leopard and a dead wife (he has sexy stubble and long black hair)>orc tribal princess barbarian raised on foreign stories who wants to find a pure trad romance but she's too tall and strong >goblin alchemist trying to create the strongest possible drug so she can trip out so hard her soul gets to explore the planes>vampiress sorcerer who has spent the last thousand years in torpor and is her domineering shtick constantly fails because she lacks all understanding of current society>tomboy street urchin rogue with a heart of gold>skeleton disguising himself with a suit of heavy armor trying to make the best of his new unlifehere's your new CRPG party bro
>>555296102Bro you can't just drop the Divinity roster like that.
>>555286726>le morally dubious character with le heart of goldCan't possibly be more reddit
>raised by dorfsStopped reading your slop there
>>555260681
>>555296943Stop that.
>>555295339Torment: Tides of NumeneraFalloutWastelandSkaldPoE 2
Question for fags/bisluts/straight people who are into bisluts Zevran vs Leliana which is better written in your opinion
>>555299073Leliana by far
>>555299073None of those things but does Zevran's story even have an emotional core whatsoever? It was like>I was hired to kill you>Oops I failed, maybe I can join you?>My friends are here to kill you now, I'm not too sure if you're a friend hmmm...>Could then go either way
>>555286883>precursor civilization barely makes it to space before destroying their world>manages to survive interstellar journey against all odds through sheer luck>repeats everything on their new home>this time an actually advanced alien race tries to stop them from destroying a world>they self immolate out of spite>advanced aliens leave galaxy out of disgust and take all their things with them but leave messages warning about the foibles of your precursors>precursor artifacts are just these message devices leaving poorly translated warnings>second half of the game is reckoning with your civilization being the decendents of idiots and fools after you discover the truth.
>>555299330Too subversive, to the point of being a waste of time3/10
>>555299924Nah it's nostalgic if anything>climate change allegory>holier than thou fence sitter allegory>black pill allegory
This bitch needs to simmer downThese were like immediately after one another
>>555272646Just mod it and put it on highest difficulty to balance it out, maybe even shitbuild
>>555301805>still no kills in shadow
shits in shadow
Smoochable gnome/halfling when?
>>555302516Never
>>555302516Dragonspear, technically.
>>555285745I don't actually check if a game is a CRPG before posting it here.
>>555302516use change form on one of the bg3 dollies, then smoochmodded wotr
I assassinated aunt Cleo. Felt good to do.
what is the incel class for wotr? I want to self-insert as much as possible
>>555305176Magus
>>555305176Wizard
>>555305278>>555305560a spellcaster that's still celibate after learning mind control is a volcel at that point
>>555305176Paladin
>>555306416come on anon nobody here has the self-discipline to be lawful good
Why would anyone ever throw away their humanity to become a lich
>>555306950Magic
>>555306950Because it's kinoThere were memories. There was warmth of life. She'd always been by his side. He killed her along with those memories. They would never leave his mind. He chose his path. He killed someone he loved to become the death he drew his power from. Neither regrets nor confession would bring forgiveness. That was what it meant to pursue power above all else. He would keep sacrificing important things for himself. And on this path, there will be nothing to make up for the things he has lost, He will scour eternity for a state to make up all he has lost but lose more than he gains. There was no denying responsibility for his actions. He could no longer feel happiness he experienced pursuing his power, but he would persist regardless."I'm grateful. You reminded me there was something other than death."
>>555307276>>555307290Swarm did it better
>>555306950>not wanting to be an immortal wizard where you can shout at adventurers "WELCOME TO THE BONE ZONE" when they invade your dungeon.
>>555307446>doomed to die in one end>just kind of exist in the otherit's good but not as good
>>555306950Merged Spellbook
What should I know before playing Planescape?
>>555307809you know how bg was kind of fun?don't expect thaton another note, it's a nice storynot really phenomenal if you've ever picked up a good book but still
>>555307809Wisdom seems kinda useless at character creation at first but is actually an extremely valuable stat. Significantly impacting experience gain and used in many, many dialogue checks.
>>555306950You are not spiritually black enough to understand
>>555308430Jewish*
>>555306950The Siege of Crägholdt in Pillars of Eternity and fighting through to Concelhaut himself is legitimately an excellently written primer for the player in the mentality of Lichdom.
>>555305176Mutation Warrior
>>555309170>taking drugs to become strongeryes
>>555307809Stat importance1) Wis*power gap*2) Int/ChaYou can swap classes quite easily as many times as you like. Turn on "always run" in the options
>>555305176bard of coursewe're all artistically inclined charismatic people who drown in women
>>555309301>>555307809Oh also, talking to companions is actually useful, they have things to say. It's not like BG2 where it's always "Minsc has nothing to say to you" until it's time for a scripted conversation.
>>555283969nta, No Rest for the Wicked
>>555306950Emmrich's arc in veilguard was semi-decent in that regard (though that's not a crpg)
Deus Ex was fully voiced and that worked okAnd there was a LOT of talking
>>555273313Voidborn navy officer
>>555273313Voidborn origin.
>>555280503Werglia strikes me as someone who actually has principles instead of just adopting the trappings to signal.
>>555282687This is literally just Amelia without hair dye.
CRPGs are the best, because they reward you for being autistic.
my favorite crpg is bg3 and a double digit iq mouthbreather could play it
which of the homeworld perks are good?and are there any so good that it's worth taking them instead of just RP flavor?
>>555315284Depends on your build
>>555315492i think i will go soldier and psyker.i played a long time ago with the sister of battle. but it turns out that you can't romance her. so i want mc to fill her role, and use the dlc goth girl instead.my mc there was an officer, having two officers on one arch-mil was great, but apparently that "exploit" got "fixed"
>>555315284Hmm, fat bastard is still somewhat ripped for being so fat.
>>555315854how else would he manhandle femcel trader
>>555315284Death world gets a ridiculous bonus to dodge with survival instinct. Fortress world can attack twice with Never Stop Shooting or whatever it was. Voidborn can make all fellowship stuff scale off intellect
>>555315284Forge world armor bonus is the best, generally speaking.At higher difficulties armor and health are worth their weight in gold as all that matters is surviving long enough to scale to infinity and beyond with stacking end of combat buffs.
>>555282687Lol, her name is just like that Russian city, lmao.What a coincidence.
>>555315703>Soldier PsykerThat's a start. So what do you want your character to do? Burn things? Buff people? Shoot stuff? Cut things? Tank?
>>555316343>>555316369thanks anons. I think i will go with NSS. >>555316537just say you don't know instead of fishing for (You)s like this.
>>555316343>Voidborn can make all fellowship stuff scale off intellectThere's like one build where I'd actually recommend doing this
>PArgenta with heavy bolter can kill bosses and even the whole screen in one turn with officer heroicDid I accidently stumble into something op or are there more op builds?
>>555317065i did it with my blaster psykerit was amazing
>>555317214How? Int doesn't get buffed by anything and the only class that uses both is grand strategist. It's fine if you're an operative and have a free talent to blow on boosting some skills a bit but that's still not great.
>>555317105The game isn't well balanced.As long as you can survive turn 1 you win. Beyond that it's just varying degrees of win more.>>555316851Enjoy shooting a bunch. Do me a favor and take the hail of steel talent and see if it makes dodge builds viable.>>555317065Even then, Forge World is better for that because they can make everything scale off of int.Plus they get Steel of the Forge which is one of the few ways to get knockdown immunity.
>>555317887i didn't have to bring along pasqal like in every other runand also bonus AoE damage
>>555318097Pasqal? Jae is the skill mon'keigh. She can cover 90% of the skills and still be top tier in combat with strategems. Pasqal by contrast can barely kill fodder enemies with a full on plasma build.
>>555318412>JaeEWWNONE OF THATSHAME ON YOU
>>555318097I don't think anything other than specific area attack weapons actually count as area attacks. Maybe the sanctic staff does.
>>555318489Jae is the best girl in RT and the most realistic depiction of real women in video game romance history.
>>555318489Oh don't be like that.She's a likeable enough companion. Plus she buys you a space tiger.
>>555318628She's not and that's not a good thing>>555318663only if you whore yourself out
>>555308491Same thing
>arc rifle>aoe chain lightning gun>actually works as a bunch of individual chained single shots so it benefits from sniper gear instead
>>555318014Other way around. Forge World is just skills
does jae have space aidsasking for a friend
>>555319858She has a lung implant and an artificial arm on account of battlefield injuries.Beyond that we don't know her medical history.
jae psyop is back
>>555319858Aids was defeated once and for all during the Age of Technology
Damn but Aerie is so pathetic
Crpgs and build for this feel?
>Get a fun build idea>Reinstall wotr>Remember how shit rtwpGuess I'll go play Rogue Trader...
Speaking of RTWP, the one game still doing it that I know of (Greedfall 2) comes out in two monthsWhy did every other developer ditch it?
>>555322042they're afraid that people are too stupid to react dynamically to enemy actions
>>555320870Just trying but:>human noble>become RT> trip to Cumrag>he was never the same again and went down the path of heresy and damnation with a dark xenos by his side
>>555322821thats how I RP my noble rt
I'm doing my first heretic run right now and I have a question about companions quests in Act 4. If I kill Jimmy in Act 2, the dark planet from his personal quest in Act 4 will be unavailable to me, right?
>>555323508Correct
>>555322042Banquet of Fools also comes out in a few weeks
>>555322042As someone that sucks at RTwP but find turn based easy, I'd say personally a skill issue. With that said, I'm gonna replay Pillars of Eternity 1 after a decade of first playing it so I want to see if I still struggle with it.
Jan is an absolute pain in the assI'm going to dump him as soon as I get done with this dungeon.
>>555322042Because of consoles and steam deck. Turn based is just a lot more accessible so making your game turn based opens up a vast audience outside of pc.
>>555285745I look up the available companions and their classes before starting a new CRPG and then plan my party and class based on the classes the companions have
>>555290597
>>555323508Unfortunate, but a heretic must absolutely get rid of Jimmy as soon as they can, it's a matter of principle.
So here's my character. I already increased luck and charisma by 1 each.Did the least quests I could, and never looted any containers.What's left to do is earn some money to increase my SPEIA, buy all the skillbooks and maybe hook Katja and Ian up with the best equipment as well.
I love elves
>this Early Access CRPG looks cool, I'll risk it and buy it b4 release>hard crashes in a cutscene 10 min into the game
Never trust a "sage"
>>555322042RPG players are autistic and love full control, precision. If their fireball misses because a guy moved out or PC eats dmg before activating every single defensive ability they throw a tantrum and reload.That is somewhat justified since rpgs love limited resources and dice failures, while also often being clunky to control or have unpredictable outcomes. RTWP increases the likelihood of this happening, which leads to frustration. PnP RPG system being a basis for computer games was always a bad idea. Marrying together tactical, infinite turn time mechanics with essentially action gameplay is contradicting by design. Imagine playing actual rogue-likes in real time.
>>555322042>Why did every other developer ditch it?Too hard for zoomers, give them anxiety. They never played RTS.
>>555322042because they like wasting my friggen time
>>555329967I think the novelty and appeal of RTwP isn't so much as having a more action based gameplay but rather seeing combat play out in such a way where everything is happening simultaneously. A lot of RTwP games are functionally turn based games disguised as real time anyway.It's also nice when you are fighting weak enemies and you can just deal with combat more quickly than in turn based.
At the end of the day pressing space bar to pause the game after every single action that happens isn't meaningfully different than the gamer simply being formally turn based. There's very little meaningful difference. More people simply prefer the cleaner and more formal turn based, than pseudo turn based of them pressing spacebar whenever they want.A second factor is that turn based games tend to have more deliberate encounter design. TRWP games often run into the problem of the developer throwing a room full of mites/kolbolds at you, because they know you're going to slaughter them all quickly. In TB games, you will generally have a smaller number of combatants, and enemies will be placed more deliberately as a result. Obviously you can find examples of good RTWP encounter design, and swarmy TB design, but this is the general trend. This is why a lot of people prefer turn based, but they may not know how to word this preference, since you'll see people say they prefer turn based but not able to be specific. It's encounter design.
not going to waste time reading your posts until you get off your high horse and learn to reply xisterI still won't read your inane posts
neato
>>555331040>A lot of RTwP games are functionally turn based games disguised as real time anywaySometimes it feels like RTWP purists really struggle to understand this.Basically none of the isometric ones are actually fully real-time, combat still moves in those ~6 second intervals, which is why you usually can't, for example, cast another spell straight after you finish casting a spell that takes two seconds, because you need to still wait four seconds before your next "turn" rolls around. The turns just happen at the same time behind the scenes
>>555333583>The turns just happen at the same time behind the scenesThat makes a huge difference. It means that the enemies aren't standing around like dipshits while you beat the shit out of them. It totally changes the gameplay
>>555322042Because it's a garbage mechanic only contrarians like
>>555333930It does change the combat drastically, but everyone still just stands around and glares at each other after they've used their action(s) for the turn while they wait for their next turn to roll over, they just get to act at the same timeYou can do pretty neat stuff like kiting, dodging, baiting, and hit-and-run tactics in RTWP, but the enemies don't usually do that.I also find holding chokepoints to be a pain at times, since there's usually not a quick / efficient way to make martials take a sort of guard or defense stance like in many RTS games where they stay put but defend themselves. You often either have to keep microing them to stay put so that they don't run after someone and break your frontline, or you have to turn their AI off and micro their attacks, since they don't attack or retaliate if their AI is turned off
The more I learn about this Bastards Wound settlement the more I think I should have wiped out this place the second I walked in herePeople are backstabbing each other at the same time Even to the detriment of themselves and everyone elseEveryone is a two-faced schemer with bad intentionsEveryone is looking for petty revengeOr to rob someone innocentThere are are torture pens beneath the town that are ostensibly, "trust me bro", necessary for the survival of the settlementThe place is literally cursed in at least 2 different waysAnd while the place is founded on continued sacrifice somehow it's the Beastmen who have to pay it despite genuinely altruistically help themThey even harbor s*ges and t*decastersKyros is right about lawbreakers
zamnI got mogged
all I can hear is "NO REFUNDS"
>>555335409Yeah true about the lack of proper guard mechanics.BG2 has various AI options but they all seem a bit lacking.
Can you recommend me a game like BG3 (doesn't have to be D&D) to play? I want a long, thick, very full of lore game. I'm most used to D&D but I wouldn't be scared to learn something new.
>>555337038What do you mean "like BG3"?Anyway, the answer to your question is Divinity Original Sin 2
>>555337195Turn-based, fantasy, roleplaying. Isometric, I guess? I played Divinity too, all installations of it.
>>555337358Have you considered Baldur's Gate 1 and 2?
I'm literally Neutral Evil irl.
>>555337358>Turn-based, fantasy, roleplayingPoE (turn turnbased mode on)Pathfinder KM / WoTR (turn turnbased mode on)
>>555337038BG2
>>555337358BG2Oh wait>Turn-basedRogue Tr...Oh>fantasyWotR
wotr is turn based? lol
Anyone ever remove Cassia and recruit a navigator?
>>555339121FUCK I forgotSorry anon there's no choice
>>555337358Pillars of Eternity 1 has turn based soonPillars of Eternity 2 already has turn basedThe Necromancers TaleThe Age of Decadence
I go through my life IRL in turn based mode.
>>555337358and Swordhaven Iron Conspiracy
Cassia must genuinely think life is exactly like her storybook romances.Of course she was born as the heiress to a great and powerful noble house.When's in peril, it's only natural that a dashing Rogue Trader rescue her in her hour of need and take her under her protection.What follows after is a slow and stimulating courtship that blooms into a true love.Why would it be any other way? This is how the world works from her perspective. It's the most natural thing in the world that things turned out this way.
how do I find a women like Kibellah irl?
>>555340031not worth paying for tho
>>555340342i dont agree
>>555340241>Just like my classic 35K Knight World romance novels
>>555340267Waffle House 3 am
>>555340565>are you of any relation to Fat Bastard, of the Bastard house?
>>555340267You have to rewind time and convince the Mormons to set up shop in Mexico so they can absorb Aztec warrior culture into their belief system.Then maybe you have a shot.
>>555340765I really wish I could fuck her. Her dark anus and slit beneath the red and white fur contour must be incredibly titillating. And then she says your name at the end.
I really would like an expeditions game set in the holy roman empire where you build your little city state, campaign against others, and habsburg your way to the top.
my dragon game will be turn based, because it's easier to make desu
>>555341071There sure are a lot of 40 year old freaks that fetishize the talking animals from disney movies.
>>555341474I watched space jam as a kid. It was all over for me at that moment.
>>555341474Excuse you, I’m 30!
>>555340765Her tail is so big. Same size as her body, if not bigger. Kind of crazy, 3D model doesn't reflect that at all.
>>555341378Oh hell yeah. That'd be great.
>>555341730Nenio’s tail is bigger than other kitsune’s too. Imagine the fluff.
>>555341658>>555341679I'm glad I'm normal and centered my sexual preferences on Hermione, Elizabeth Swann, and Mary Jane.
>>555341864Don't get me wrong, elizabeth swan (pirate) still gets me going.
>>555340765Haha what if Nenio sexually assaulted you when she got drunk, haha
>>555341863Anon boy can't resist the tail, no one can.
>>555342612to be fair he was into her in the camp banter even before she was revealed
>>555341071>random girl next doorvs>random fox next dooryou guys sure are creative!
>>555342750let me guess, you need more?
>>555342612I love how she calls me boy
>>555342750That’s my fox wife actually
>>555340267Grippy sock houseBPD talking group
>>555340267>>555343842It's not worth it.
>>555340267Dunno, but you can easily get a fishwife these days
>>555343981Yeah, and that photo is also about as real as my gf
I'm so glad the age of real time slop is over
Owlcat should do Black Crusade after DH.
>>555344545all chaos/evil povs are boring except haemonculi and fabius bile and maybe the thousand sons (not the way they were portrayed in SM2, though)failbaddon and his cronies are not interesting
>>555344681Black Crusade isn't about the armless, it's another Calixis Sector setting but focused on Chaos
>>555344681I meant the TTRPG not the campaign by Mr Armless. You play as a bunch of chaos cultists basically doing the opposite of Dark Heresy campaigns.
>>555344871>>555345005>In Black Crusade, players take the role of Chaos-corrupted characters. Black Crusade, essentially, is the corrupted version of previously published Warhammer 40,000 roleplaying games. Characters are cast in the role of the villain, with the players actively working against the human empire and for the forces of Chaos in the sector.you still take a chaos pov, i have my doubts on how interesting they can be outside a few examples like a tzeentch sorceror or slaneesh cultist working towards obscure ends. i do want fleshed out villainous povs, though, i just feel chaos isn't that great for them.
>>555345254Do it like The Necromancers Tale. Easy.
>>555345306i haven't played that but, yea, that could work.
>>555344545would Blacked Crusade basically be like Tyranny but even more evil?
I like the ambience here. Ryker is a very relatable character. I wish necromancy was real so I could create my mindless slaves in an isolated graveyard. Nobody would bother me and I would be preoccupied with my tomes and books. >>555340765I don't understand why people hate this character so much. She is obsessed with knowledge and her quest is interesting.
>>555346093I also find her voice extremely sexy
>>555346093>I wish necromancy was real so I could create my mindless slaves in an isolated graveyard.We need this android revolution to come around SOON.I need more time for my hobbies and work.(unlike a job work, this work is for personal projects, sadly english is english)
>>555346093Yeah, it’s just a shame her final quest dungeon is absolute ass. And it was a kickstarter «reward» as well. Thus I have to wonder what Nenio’s final quest would look like without that awful dungeon if the kickstarter puzzle dungeon goal had not been reached.
>>555346093> I wish necromancy was realSame. Play The Necromancers Tale.I wouldn’t make a slave army personally though, I would devote my life to finding the graves of long lost historical figures to commune with them.
>>555346093>tentacle lash on an intelligence based character>no blood sucker despite having bloodstorm to set decay easily>no raining blod either>no decaying touch>no shield throw>no soul mate shiggy diggy
>>555346764I am destroying everything I have encountered so far, even the scripted encounters.
why is the thread so slow today?
>>555341474you haven't seen what they didit's not ur faultand while I'm not 40, your are not wrong
>>555347438Russians are working and Ukrainians don't have power I guess.
>idira kills me by accident againWhy do I keep her around? Tell me one good reason not to kill her
>>555347438I’m not posting today because I’m busy
>>555346093I don't like annoying and ugly things like nenio both portraits are hideous to look at
>>555348423rook never post again
Zevran is a much better rogue than leliana no?
>>555348391some randomness is fun
>>555348685Nenio is cute you fag
>>555348914Leliana works better as a support rogue desu, I know you can build her with CUNNING stat instead of dumping it all in DEX but haven't actually tried it
>tfw my boyfriend dumped meGames I can woo a cute bottom and carry them off into the sunset?>inb4 DaeranHe woo's me. It's not the same.But maybe that is the balm my soul needs right now. .
>>555348914Zevran doesn't come with lockpicking so is automatically shit tier
>>555350019Go to conversion therapy instead
>>555347438making crpg game instead of playing them
>>555350019
>>555350205tips on where to start?
>>555350278ask claude to teach you how to code and write compelling narratives and characters :)
wonder why Valerie would be so interested in a "defaced" sister...
>>555350108And undo all the homo brainwashing I subjected myself to so I would never end up with a BPDemon ever again? I think not.>>555350225Nah this character is to masc for me. Thanks for taking the time tho.
What stats should I focus on in A Necromancer's Tale? Do physical stats even matter?
>>555348914Zev isn't even worth recruiting most of the time, it's better to kill him on introduction so you don't have to deal with his annoying accent and creepy come ons
>Jae laying back, exhausted from Solomorne's pounding>Daddy Solomorne sitting back with his pipe, supervising Marz's clean-up>"mmmnfurfnfmmm nurmomnurghh good mmm arrmgfrnmm mmm lexberry good">"Slow down, xenos! You'll make yourself sick!>"There will be plenty more Lexberry Pie for you later :)"
marzbros...
>>555350661I thought it was Marazhai who got fucked by Solomorne, got mpregnant and delivered the baby
>>555350585Physical, hardly. Your mobs will do the fighting for you. Depends on what job you want too, but high academics are always nice. High social skills instead gives you an easier time with people. Personally I would say dump physical and focus on intellect and social
>>555351061follow up. Dont dump it completely though. Having enough moral or health is important in certain social situations. Sanity and all that.
>>555351061Ah figures, thank you friend.
>>555351171np. Hope you enjoy it and turn the «painter» effect in the graphics options down to medium or low.
>>555348914If you're talking about their default setup. Dagger rogues will do more damage if you're controlling them but need WAY more micromanagement to ensure proper positioning and keep them from dying. Archers handle themselves fine without fuss. Further, Bard is generally the best specialization unless you're personally spending a lot of time maximizing the rogue, since it offers a party wide buff. So it's more of a playstyle thing.
I think Warhammer sucks!
I just respec Leliana to rogue. Archery is a meme in Origins although it does become literal game breaking god tier in Awakenings due to a single talent.
>>555351013Marasisters you mean
i need a new crpg NOW.
>>555352237A Banquet for Fools Vagrus
>>555352163women can be bros
>>555352237Sitting here hoping for Dark Heresy and twiddling my thumbs on endless RT replays
>>555350278>go to /agdg/, read OP, do not lurk or interact with anyone itt there>download Godot since it's 1 exe file that just werks without installing>start making tiny games from a youtube tutorial>better pick a topic or genre that interest you, instead random shit. I've went with inventory systems and map generation, even tho it's "harder". Didn't want to make a 2D platformer or Dark souls clone>if you want to make CRPG start developing your systems and mechanics on paper, tabletop version of the game. You can playtest it irl too. Try copy pasting existing system first>"b-but muh art/music/SFX/story/romancing elves">download everything from the internet or start learning art skills too
would you suck a cock for your waifu>?
>>555352473Nice, thank you for this
>>555352237Have you tried underrail?
>>555352458thats in 2027 lil bro
>godotlollearn c
>>555352473Why godot if I want to use unity?
>>555341863Best owlcat portrait
>>555352735It's ok gives me a reason to live
>>555352473What if I love CRPGS and the number porn and the systems heavy mechanics of CRPGs but scored grade D in high school mathematics most basic class.
>>555353564You don't need anything beyond basic arithmetic to understand CRPG systems, and you don't really need anything beyond algebra and trig to understand most math in beginner video game programming, especially if you are using an engine with lots of supported tools and plug-ins. Maybe take some online math courses and actually study and try to understand things if you want to get better at math and logic. I thought I was bad at math for most of my life because I have trouble doing quick mental math and because of shit teachers (along with my own laziness).
>>555340565>>555340674Lol
>>555352473what about writing story, compnions and romances
>>555340565Cassia's canon husband
>>555354497I think Cassia is for Crime Lord
>>555354025Great. That’s great to hear
>>555352976the project is in C#, I'm learning atm, nigga>>555353118Because you can download it and start doing shit in under 1min. No installation, accounts, addition downloads, nothing. If it's your first time deving ever you won't see practical difference between them for a while. You won't be doing high level of coding needed for big projects or specific engines any time soon. At that point you will be proficient enough to switch to whatever you want without much hustle too.>>555353564If you don't have aneurism from looking at owlcat games you should be fine. Big boy math is mostly required only in 3D heavy projects. Most of the dev tools have premade libraries that you insert in your projects and copy past functions. Godot has a very good one that recreates Half-Life movement and character controls for example.
>>555354561Nope
>>555354407Nta, but the best thing you can do for that is read. Read, read, read. The more literate you are the better.
>>555354407start writing them NOWand post the most juicy parts here ofc :3
>>555354407Don't. Writing OCs is cringe. The characters and story should just manifest in the game.
>>555354407Read a lot and think about the arcs of each of your companions. People are interesting if they have a story, with an evolution.
>>555354637>c#lmaooooooooooodrop everything and read this book cover to cover 10 times, thank me later :^)
>>555354932>The characters and story should just manifest in the game.What does this mean?
>I won't sleep without a man tonight...
>>555354984It’s fine that you have a degree in compsci, anon
>>555355003If you're not cringe tumblr reddit the characters will start to exist on their own.
>>555355017how do camfags read that and think she's a virgin
>>555355178Characters aren't tulpas, anon
>>555354984brb mining silicon, so I can build my PC from scratch before even starting to write my own language in assembler
>>555355181She meant she was lonely, not horny
>>555355298She wants someone to gently walk her home or something
>>555355393precisely
>>555351056I might actually hate this delusional redditor more than even raszard
>>555355138no it's not i feel like crying every day
>>555355178Again the fuck does this mean? How do characters make themselves if I don't write anything lol
>>555355595I mean one of them has a terrible disgusting artstyle and is cringe, the other is cringe but I can look at it without disgustPick your poison
>>555355239My waifu is real. She wasn't written by some homo "writer".
are any dolly games coming out this year
>>555355785I think they're both terrible, disgusting and cringe but whoever that deldar is supposed to be is entirely divorced from the reality of marazhaiat least Raszard is just kind of rapey, he isn't OFF-MODEL rapey
Making an RPG and dot adding romance to it should be punishable by death either via the state or justified lynch mob.
It's ironic that other generals have managed to make their own games some of them like project wingman have become mainstream success meanwhile all the autism containment generals haven't managed to make any games
>>555355595Raszard is way better, his only crimes are wanting to fuck Yrliet and being prolific. Kind of relatable.
>>555356112oh no... it's off-model... a bridge too far...
>>555356408Yes.
>>555356408This is an autism general, anon
games that use portrait art are off-model
>>555356458a travesty for sure.....
>>555356408anon this is cuntboy marazhai
>>555356408Tranny mpreg is a weird fetish, no matter how you spin it.
>>555331314Correct post
>>555356112Making Marz into a cuvry femboy is weird. His voice is way too deep in the first place. Rastard stuff is just waifufag gooning
For me it's that one artist who keeps drawing the post Void Shadows bad end Enrich x RT fan art.
>>555356507autism website more like, but it doesn't stop me from finding humor in itthere are plenty of things i autistically seethe at that don't matter too
The first act of Kingmaker is so comfy. The whole staglord thing. Why can’t more crpgs be low level low stakes adventure like that?
>>555356616>>555356635the content of the fan art doesn't matter and in fact the more degenerate the actual content is the funnier it becomes to lose your shit over it being off model
https://voca.ro/17rK01ifnp3X
Is it possible to make something like baldurs gate or fallout?I mean the exact gamewith the same game graphics,game design etc etc why don't CRPG purists make their own game ?
>>555356838comfy and low stakes are codewords for boring
>>555356881kekWhich CRPG has the best parrots?
>>555356905Recreating the mechanics and visuals is the easy part. Filling it with content, interesting quests, items, writing a book worth of text, all the monsters, encounters and maps is the hard, most time consuming part part. You also need to do it at the similar level quality of those games you are copying at least.
>>555356971And I’m a boring person. I strive to peasantmaxx.
>>555357163kinda ironic to enjoy a game called "Kingmaker" then uh?
>>555357163aw shit this nigga CONTENT and shit wtf
my first act as king is to implement prima noctis
i cant enjoy underrail.
>>555357468why
>>555358042i dont get immersed, and its sorta grey and flat.
>>555357468good thing nobody cares about that game here
>>555355181Cam always waited for a third date, but her suitors never made it that far.
Do you prefer chunky, themed, artistic UI in CRPGs or clean, minimal, utilitarian one?
>>555359427I prefer a healthy middle between the ugly minimalism of Solasta and whatever this shit is
>>555358752I have over 500 hours in the game, you ass
>>555358042No companions, no romance
>start playing kingmaker>accidentally walk into web>sit there until it despawns as harrim repeatedly fails the two consecutive checks to escape
>>555359427I like a really thematic chunky UI. RT had a good one but I wish it was *more* 40k.
The best CRPG is modded Skyrim>not a C-Modded it isYou can do whatever you want, have companions, romance, sex, hardcore rpg systems, survival, quests & companions with choice and consequence and reactivity, modified existing quests, change combat to whatever you want it to be
>>555359427It definitely needs some personality, nothing screams soulless more than lazy, minimalist UI
>>555359970Stop attacking Solasta
>>555359780What Groetus wanted
>>555359882I prefer my crpgs professionally written not what argonianfucker69 came up with
>>555360105professionally written by a bunch of fat femcel russian women???
>>555359850I can hear the main menu chain sound effect in my mind...
>>555360105professionals wrote starfield and veilguard
crpg idea: skyrim but turn-based
>>555360303I think Starfield just used AI
>>555360074I honestly don't even think you could call Solasta minimalist. It's just ugly and lazy.
>>555360276still infinitely better than americans writing anything
>>555360285smile because it happened
Solasta devs are heckin cute and wholesome
>>555360542Americans (future) wrote BG2
I like the orb lamps, they're cute
who the fuck buys solasta like actually. who would want to play 5E
I wish people would make good games
Jae is very cute
>>555360641Why isn't that hunch-back gobbo green?
>>555360542so you're russian then
>Flirts with you
I've enjoyed Solasta, don't get why you guys hate it so much. It was an alright game that tried and that's what counts.
>>555360905this general hates it because no romance or sex
>>555360905Because its ugly. /crpgg/ is filled with graphics hypebeasts
>>555360905It's too ugly, ugly to the point of being stylistically uglier than something like Skald or games from 30 years agoit's 5E (It will never be good)it's too focused entirely on combat (in 5E, where combat sucks)
>>555360889MAKE IT STOP
List of companions whose shit I would eat from Owlcat games>Kanerah/Kalikke>Kibellah>Camellia>Argenta>Octavia>Arueshalae>that android girl from WOTR>maybe Nenio
hate is a strong word, I'm indifferent to Shitlasta
list of shit I eat>owlcat games>40k games
>>555361163this is shit is why broader gamer audience hates us so much
>>555360905It's a pure combat game in a version of dnd that isn't fun to do combat in.It's also just fundamentally ugly. Even something incredibly simplistic like Necromancer's Tale looks better.I don't know how they managed to make a game that somehow looks messy and cluttered while also having no visual flair.
>>555361163>maybe NenioYou don't have a say in the matter boy, now open wide
This is based
>>555361163nasty
List of companions whose shit I would eat from Owlcat games>
>>555360889I prefer her true form
>>555361852whitewashing in current year is not okay do better
>>555361685I think you mean hot as fuck
this but heaven and white
>>555362002poop is 37C on average
>>555362067we love latinas and middle eastern babes like isabela here
>>555362165That’s a good factoid
>off-topic rambling about bidets is based, actually!>1 week later: /coprophilia, rape, and grognard general/
>>555361852would smoochshe deserved to be in a better game
>>555362428Bidet talk was fun
>>555362067blackabellah is hotter than vanillabellah
>>555361852Thank you Yakub I will now romance Xoti
>>555362689shouldn't that be chocobellah
>>555362428I think we should put Bidet in OP list of CRPG games
Why does Owlcat hate dwarven men
Be honest with me for a moment, why are deadfire romances never talked about?>the game is trash That never stopped "waifu trapped in shit game" discussion before
>>555362756No david cage crpg...
>>555362859I like Harrim and use him as my cleric every playthrough.
>>555362859Dwarves are too similar to russian men. Owlcat wants mostly fantasy races in their games, like black people and women.
>>555362615>>555362756Yes!
>>555362917gay fish guy made it a meme. also it was bugged for a long time.
>>555362917Because they are also trash
>>555362859Harrim is based compared to pstt nothing personal kid and Minago's hoovestool
>>555362917Maia leaves or is entirely miserable if you don't side with her factionXoti is an actual schizophrenic death cultist which is okay for Kibellah (who realizes she's a schizophrenic death cultist) but not for Xoti who pretends she's still a good personAloth has a weird personality change between the games and spends most of 2 just being exasperated
>>555362917I like the yellow fish lady. I think she’s pretty hot. However my problem with deadfire romances is that they’re extremely tacked on and it ruins former companions. Suddenly my bro Aeloth wants to fuck me. No thanks.
>>555362917It's not the only thing, but pretending that's not a contributor is laughable.
>>555363136>Xoti is an actual schizophrenic death cultist You'd all love her if she were white
>>555362917>NeverNot much to talk about.
>>555361852God. Custom portraits in Deadfire are such a nightmare thanks to also needing to make the watercolor style version.
>>555362917I like Aloth's but he's not a waifu so no one cares
>>555362934but that's Nicolas Cage in the gif???wtf man...
>>555363237Would you say BG2 ruined Jaheira and Viconia then?
are pillars of eternity games good? am i going to be bored playing them?
>>555363271She is peak-White
I think the gods in deadfire should stay as gods. Faith is inseparable from Man, and when faith is absent men begin to crave it in one form or another.
>>555363271my racism ends at attractive women I like Maia and I'm still seething that we can't romance PalleginaXoti's personality is just offputting
>>555363136I thought it was cause Xoti has the hots for Eder
>>555362917I really liked Aloth, everyone else was meh.
>>555362917you can practically hear the collective sigh of the writers every time a romance dialogue opens up
>>555363393yes.
>>555363382Viconia barely has a personality in 1, and Jaheira has her husband, at least, which makes her tonal shift in 2 jarring. Aloth had strong characteristics from the get-go but PoE II largely ignores this (making him exorcise his former soul intrusion schizophrenia in I has no bearing in II, because it just is there again for no reason).
>>555363280that on nexus?
>>555363479>my racism ends at attractive women>I'm still seething that we can't romance Pallegina>Pallegina>attractive
>>555363393I'd argue that Deadfire has the best iteration of the RTWP gameplay. Other than that, there is a lot to dislike about it. It is one of the few games that actually consider spells during checks though.
>>555363393I only played the first a long time ago and it was pretty bleh. Most people like it for the dour tone doe
>>555363703bird DSLs...
>>5553633931st gameplay is a snore-fest imo. Story and lore are also verbose yet nothing special or gripping. 2nd game is fun gameplay wise, the world and quests are a patchwork.
>>555363434Sawyer these made up people mean nothing to me but one look at her portrait and she's not white
I don’t like Pallegina because her insistence on animancy is banal
>>555363393the first one is good for memberberriesthe sequel is shit
>>555362741calling dark skinned women "choco" always came off a little weird to me personally so i didn't consider the wordplay with vanillabellah as i just meant "default" rather the flavor angle.
Poe I should have taken place in the Engwithan era with the whole god dilemma
>>555363906I'm sorry to break this to you but that's racist itself
I don't like Vailians
I like dragons
>>555363479>attractive>PalleginaBaiting used to mean something
>>555363970how so? i would have used the term vanillabellah even if kibellah wasn't white.
>>555364013Nothing wrong with being Italian
>>555363393They are the most "meh" crpgs I ever played
>>555363697No. I edited it to have horns and I made the watercolor myself with Gimp. The Art is a MTG character.
>>555364050It's even funnier because her PoE2 is especially ugly compared to her first one
>>555364116"chocolate" is a skin tone like caramel isthinking their skin is "weird" is internalized racism or something idk, I don't actually give a shit I'm just giving you a hard time
>>555364118can't trust people who eat gabagool for breakfast
>>555360889xoti>>555361852whitei
>>555363393>are pillars of eternity games good? Yes>am i going to be bored playing them?Quite possiblyThey're crpgs for people who value political and historical world-building more than characters and romance. Honestly the coolest part of the games is the Pantheon of Gods which is fantastic and extremely important to the plot.
>>555364875I wonder what Joshy Sawyer will do with all the potential of that worldbuilding?
>>555364875Who is the best god in your opinion
>>555364548im well aware the term can be used harmlessly (and not as a way to euphemize or distance attraction to blackness) to just describe a skin tone, using it that way just doesn't come naturally to me. not pointing any fingers or anything either, lol this all over an edit to a game portrait. just explaining my word choice.
>>555364875is that boobies?
What can Pillars 3 learn from Avowed
>>555364875>political and historical world-buildingWriting tons of hyper specific, dry world building details isn't interesting. Every Dungeon Master with a homebrew setting does it.
>>555365293PoE III will never be made
>>555365293Add Garrus as a weird scaly blue sidekick again to increase your audience by 30 % for free. Other CRPG devs hate them for this one simple trick.
>>555363393My favourite CRPGs. Fanstastic world building and was the only game to scratch that itch after Mass Effect 1 for me. I also love the RTWP mechanics. It might not be flashy enough for a lot of people and the setting, at least in the first game, is pretty dour and depressing.
>>555365603Eighteen and a half
new thread doko
>>555365774we aren't even at page 10
>>555364232gotchu, looks cool
>>555366009it's bad luck to let a thread get past 777 replies
>>555366089i am collecting bad luck to cast a powerful spell
>>555365112I like Berath most because of the story and them being the "good" but rational and stoic god. Plus I am a Pallid Knight simp. But they all have their moments. I love that the end of PoE1 gives you reasonable reasons to side with any of what the various gods want to do and leave you free to do so.
>>555365293Verticality in the environments. Deadfire does great in establishing a sense of scale in certain scenes, like when you face Eothas, but the game is very flat otherwise.
>>555366160Who are you casting it at? There is only darkness in front of you
>>555366386I like Berath too, but I find Eothas and Rymrgand to be very interesting
>>555366035The Obsidian forums have a tutorial on how to do it if you want to try your hand.https://forums.obsidian.net/topic/97149-tutorial-watercolor-portraits-in-the-gimp/
>>555366451why, the world itself
>>555366432I really liked that part in during the lighthouse island where you see the footprint of the statue. Should've clued you in how impossible the task you have in front of you though.
>>555364875i fucking love gods in my fantasy, should i just start with poe 1?
>>555366386Woedica mostly seemed like just a power hungry ass hole to me at first, but once they fleshed her out, both in Deadfire and to a lesser extent in Avowed, she became my favourite. Her not being afraid to get her hands dirty and being highly arrogant, but still principled makes her interesting.
>>555367084>should I start with the first gameWhy are zoomers like this
>>555366451I-I'm attacking the Darkness!
>>555367139i was raised to always ask before spending money
>>555367139>You should totally start with Divine Divinity bro, try to play it blind too!
>>555367084>>555367221yeah PoE2 is a continuation of 1 with the same characters and overarching plot
>>555367084Deadfire is a direct sequel. They should be played in order.
>>555366386I picked a death godlike and I wanted to see what she'd say but I never got around to the 2nd game
>>555347438I spent 8 hours writing an essayI did the same yesterdayAnd on Saturday20 pages of pure pain is finally ready though
>>555367469>>555367493thanks anons <3
>>555367629>>555367629>>555367629
You basically start over as a clean slate in 2 anyway. Everything, even your own soul, gets wrecked by Eothas.
>>555363136>is entirely miserable if you don't side with her factionImagine not siding with RauataiHer being carpet muncher is much worse