Previous: >>555273176>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Fine Motion (3*), Tamamo Cross (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Manhattan Cafe (SSR), Inari One (SR), Nice Nature (SSR), Oguri Cap (as in peak SSR)Current CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSRMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Kiseki (3*), Support Card Select Pick UpNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
WHERE is Air Shakur?
AAAAH WHEN DO WE GET THIS
>2/5>3/5>2/5>4/5Gambling my finals on pace promotion
sex with umas
ace on my face
>>555301451
Greetings fellow 4chan gamers, are you enjoying your free Tama pulls?
>>555302442yeah, i got 3 copies of her, want one?
Will you pull? There's even some free 10 rolls included!
I WANT THE BATTLE PASSI WANT SPARK REROLLSWHY WONT CYGAMES TAKE MY MONEY
>>555302213WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOSE
>>555302496not even for free
man I need mant I can't take it having shit parents anymore
>>555302434
eat your vegetables
>>555302213This thing is still years away, and they put Kitasan Black there only after she got powercrept so hard
>>555302213Any /uma/ sugardaddies that will buy me BP when it releases?
ayabecheerleaderspaamaswimsuitsblazebrianonly things to look forward to in my life
Mambo!
>>555298615fixed
>>555302738How cute is your butthole
GO NATIE GOshe placed 3rd btw
>>555302751Ryan love!>>555302796Mambo love!
>>555302580mant is a skip one hour per career no thanks. I'll do one every other day with a macky hopeless to get the other daily
>>555302427Dazzling Smile is so much worse
>1, literally ONE race from the full Vodka win sweep against Daiwa that triggers the hidden event>it was the Victoria Mile of all thingsFUCK OFF YOU COW
>>555299415cumming raw inside of Chrono
>>555302607have a good night
>>555302134>You're not heavy, you're my brother
>>555302919seethe, loser
>>555302580Imagine if they add the parent farming QoL for anni.
>>555303026
>>555302796
>>555303109we can only hope
>>555302919Anon, the Victoria Mile doesn't count towards that event...
>>555302796Will Mambo posters actually run Mambo when she releases with Kitasan Black?
umanko of the highest quality
>>555303109I would, personally, cum a little.
>>555303026my bro huge chest on my face
BAKUSHIN
>>555303003Great image
>>555303291...well fuck. I have skip on but I scrolled up to the event. I guess I did it.
>>555302887I'm already spending that much amount of time trying to get Distance S + highroll stats + important skills to line up
I am now taking a rolling celibacy vow. I will not roll for anything until the next big meta card is released. Which one is it?
mant soon means will be time to burn carrots on cards again for the scenario after thatyada
Is my best chance at getting groundwork on Falco for sprint cm really just inherit events? This feels awful
>>555303446I want to believe that they knew when they made this card. There’s no way there’s someone out there that naive.
Digitan LOVE
random capricorn room8900659889006598
bros...
>>555303612it's still crazy that it's official art
More Super Creek support cards when?
>>555303593just don't lol
>>555303595Tachyon speed card
>Never click stam>Only 3 Stam sparks because my best El Condor parent has it>Click pwr a couple times>Still too much stam for Akebono to proc her uniqueI never thought I would run into a "too much stam" issue.
>>555303595MLB the Tachyon Speed, but you only really need 1 copy of SMaru Speed. After that you're basically good until the event after MANT.
>>555303804You don't have to share your cuck fetish with us anon
>>555302213Is Tazuna trainable in JP?
>>555303595Tachyon/light hello is the next generalist banner which everyone will roll on anyways
>>555303983...
>>555303983yeah, but only as a breeding mare
I'M JOBBING AAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>555303853Nobody knows; she hasn't even gotten a new support card in JP
>>555304107fatter
>>555304107Special CuteCute Week
>>555303730sorry bwos
>>555303853lmao
>>555303983only in the bed and she's the one training you
>>555304372Why do they hate mommy...
>>555304493
umanko must be exceptionally durable to withstand umamusume fucking power
Do front mains mine for 3* blues or at some point they say fuck it good enough to their 1* blue?
If you got onto an indestructible water float and a car was thrown on the other side you would soar hundreds of feet into the air. Now if a blue whale was dropped onto it. You would be catapulted over ten miles high. But if a Teio poster fell from space and crashed into the water float the force of the impact would compress the blob and that would blast you upward faster than a rocket. Then you would land straight into Amigo's Tex Mex grill because their burritos have their own gravitational pull. Come dine at Amigo's now open at /uma/ Tracen academy.
fokke the pokke
>>555304834i too saw that video on my feed
>>555304871kissing pokkekilling agnes
Day 2 will be better
>>555298757I do if it's a fun competitive lobby and not a complete stomp on Timmies who lucked into Round 2 so I feel less bad. Also watch in full if there are debuffers in the lobby and if they work or not. which happened in 7 of my 20 lobbies today, and 3 of them actually worked, pretty whack day
>>555304353>only PaceSo witGOD is the only one we should follow?
>>555304372>meanwhile Kris S
>>555304871sex with both of them
>>555304871>Together with Tachyon and Pokke at the pool late at nightnothing good can come of this
>>555304871SAVE ME FUJI-SAN
>>555302852>spoilerOf course she did.
>>555303606Yes. Welcome to making Falco a.k.a. the original front runner experience. You may choose to gamble by taking a shitty card like Air Groove SR, or most Oguri Cap or Goldshi cards.
Why does Air Groove call me kisama?
>>555305076niges are still in the mines. you need turf 10 + sprint 1 for falco
Smaru gives my Suzuka anxiety or something, whenever there's a hag in the room she just crumples and dies before even ulting and then we all run slow and get chased down by end closers
>>555305198Everything good can come of this
Aston Machan is not that big.
First podium sweep of round 2.
>>555302738If you live near LA we could go on some dates and if we like each other and see a future together then I'd probably be inclined to buy you gifts. I'm only interested in vertically challenged asian and white girls tho.
the real golshi barks instead of neighs, by the way
>>555302738Post Adam's apple.
>>555305878Are you sure about that? Prove it then.
queue time I guess
Based jannies?
>>555304530Cygames hate her because she's popular despite being a despicable villain.
>>555306345can we get anime inari one
>>555305076There are good fronts/lates/ends for Sprint but given the roster right now, you can expect 98% of the rooms to be pace-dominated or won by a pace
>>555306345I'd like to have Dicta Striker in the game, but having a uma named Soccer Boy is weird as fuck
>>555306203I want to have sex with Aston Machan's boobs..
What is she afraid of?
>>555306507you're trying too hard yes we get it teiofag gay hahaha
I still am not sure if I understand the race mechanics correctly.You want acceleration skills as soon as the late race starts? What if the final corner is before the late race? Is it final corner or late race, whichever is first?
>>555305031 (me)extending off of this to reply to this bwo >>555286186went 12/20 today, which was an improvement from yesterday's 10/20. Weird debuff lobbies but I also got one 5-win today so I can't really be too bothered, I'm just hoping I don't get that in my finals, I'd rather get smoked by a pretty competent Tamamo if anything.
I got 11 of these out of 80 CM races. I am quite happy with my results.
>>555306747>You want acceleration skills as soon as the late race starts?Yes>Is it final corner or late race, whichever is first?The late-race, which is why red shift is bad for most tracks. And if the late-race starts on a straight you want acceleration that starts there
>>555306567There's already one called Mr. CB
>>555306747>You want acceleration skills as soon as the late race starts?Yes>What if the final corner is before the late race?You want it to activate as soon as the late race starts.>Is it final corner or late race, whichever is first?You want it to activate as soon as the late race starts.It doesn't get any easier than this.
>>555306881SOVL
>>555306747Late race. Current and next CM are examples of final corner uniques like Redshift being useless because the corner is too early or too late. Scorpio was interesting because late race started just after the final corner so Maruzensky herself could get a small bit of Redshift before it ended.
>>555306921how do i know when the late race starts
>>555307147https://gametora.com/umamusume/racetracks
>>555306894>>555306921>>555307051ty
>>555306203>extremely cute>fat tits>fat thighsI would never forget an 11/10 like Machan.
>>555307147https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/
Tazuna has some nice tits.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BRING IT ON THE PLATINUM HAMBURGER STEAK IS MINE
>>555307147>howAre you retarded? Just look at the simulatorNo? Gametorah's racetrack page.
WITH THIS 7I CURSE THEEWITH AN UMA GF
>>555307559Her backside isn't too bad either.
>>555307730thats not a 7 uncheres a 7. and with it. you'll never get a pull without sparking again
>>5553077307 and you'll die single
>>555307817You didn't have to do him like that.
>>555307817Impressive.
>>555307817Such power and you use it for evil
somehow this pace grass? cucked my xog gwork outta pace promote all race when shes passed fronts on the spurt regularly. Sometimes this game makes absolutely no sense
>Went 1-14 so far today hahaha...one more shot...
>>555308035It's easy to see why
>>555306747The final corner is relative. It's a landmark that changes from course to course.Sometimes final corner skills are good. Sometimes they're not.On courses like Tokyo 2400 (Japan derby), the final corner starts 1 second after late race begins. In this case, final.corner acceleration skills like maruzensky unique, final push, are great, and final corner velocity skills like speed star or duty of dignity calls are terrible.On most long tracks, late race begins far enough before the final corner that all final.cor er acceleration skills are totally useless since you're already at top speed, and final corner velocity skills like speed star and inside scoop are quite good.On short courses like miles and sprints, including the next CM, the final corner ends before late race begins, so final corner acceleration is mostly bad unless you pass into qualifying positions late in the final corner so some of the buff's duration extends into late race, but mostly they're bad. Final corner velocity skills can potentially activate close to the end and grant carryover speed - starting your spurt at a higher starting speed than the competition.
nature wants a WHAT
>>555303804Me at the back
after this cm i've come to the conclusion taishit is more soulless than goldshi
falco gets to be in promotional materialc*rren whore doesn't
>>555304871The last thing a trainer sees before being raped
>>555303804pov: you're VFthe bvll is witgod and the umas are 4chan and reddit
This is my wife, say something nice about her
>>555308585Pasa's Manbos...
>>555308348and guess what, you're locked in the room with her
There is so much cute Fine art on her xwitter birthday tag.
>>555308661
When Mambo?
>>555307817I apologize if I've ever wronged you, anon-san
>>555308348NATURE WANTS YOUR FLOPPY DICK AND BALLS ON HER FACE BEFORE YOU SLAM YOUR PENIS INTO HER UMANKO AND CUM DIRECTLY IN HER WOMB IN AN ARIMATING KINEN PRESS WHILST SHE'S OVUMALATING!!!! GET IT? THE JOKE IS PORN HAHA! FLOPPY DICK! SLOPPY BABYMAKING SEX! HAHA FUCKING OISU NICE NATURE DESU HAHA! THEN NICE NATURE CAN REFLECT ON HOW TO IMPROVING IN SEX! HAHA GUTS AND STAMINA TRAINING! HAHA UMATING PRESSING NATIE AND TURNING HER INTO A TROPHY WIFE HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Kitasan...5 more banners...
>>555308843But what if I let Cheval have her way with me?
>>555308961why are fatties like this?
>>555308541Spoken like someone who has never tried to train her. Her career is absolute bullshit. I have nothing but respect for people who can build proper Taishins.
Fine Motion can be a slag sometimes. She just doesn't appear and the next thing you know she's still blue bar in senior year
>>555308961neicha says this as she chokes on my dick
>>555308585no one is looking at shartco when you have dia right there in the foreground
leave HOguri to me
Boy Love
We love Kitasan, Golshi, Teio, Oguri, Sweep and McQueenWe hate Nature, Rice, King and Cheval
I just realised I have 1000 followers and most of them haven't logged in for monthsdo I actually have to click through 900 people and remove them one by one
How lewd
I've seen xoguri win once. I should have screencapped all the times 2+ golshis run past xoguri on the last spurt. It's unreal how good the gaslight was. Like I knew you and gaytubers lie all day long, but for once the arguments were so credible, repeated by literally everyone, that yes, even I was ready to spark xoguri in the March all-uma banner. Not in the release banner ofc, because I'm not an impulsecuck and actually plan for the future, as you can guess from my record here. But holy shit the retards who did. Holy shit man, -200 rolls and that sinking feeling as you by now realize:You fucking fell for it. Again.
>>555309329Sadly yes, can you remove some and i follow you after posting your ID here
>Shart falcon "fan" sees a picture of his favorite uma>All he can think about is CurrenR E N T F R E E
>>555308961what did she mean by this
>>555308738She knows the optimal way to drink.
>>555308961> Good for you, or my condolences. Too busy eating this fence
>>555309476>2 mugs don't have straws
>>555309373>wow I beat the meta >when the meta is whoever procs NSM first wins. >If not then xoguri/seiyun/smaru might win because of the gap between them and ends>a really strong Taishin can just win just cuzno way really? I didn't know....
>>555309373There's a lot of misinfo going around how to build Hoguris. The uma is factually meta, but like sloptubers are running misinfo campaigns.
>>555309695There no definite build for her since room comps are different
Remember to save 15k carrats for emergency NTR + THRONE sudden banner change.
>>555309373my xoguri WR is ~50%the only reason it's not higher is because my other umas win instead(lost 1 race so far)
>>555309898>throneborrowyou can get lots of race bonus from F2P cards>NTRlol, lmao even
>>555308792most normal day in Tracen
all that ear slapping is so lewdplap plap plap
>>555309373
>>555309969if they add throne to NTR banner, it becomes a must pull. 2 good cards with 100 free pulls on it
>>555306469Someone mentioned Pasa being trash though
>>555309893>no definite build for her There is. Witgod told everyone else ahead of time. It's Hydrate + Corner Recovery + Triple 7, these 3 stamina recovs do not require positioning and aren't impacted by other umas. You just need to proc them. This is 5 months ago.https://youtu.be/CNrEIuwOde4?t=185
>>555310142Outside of the obvious recovery requirements that changes between tracks
>>555307817based, take this additional curse from me as well
>>555308961>GET IT? THE JOKE IS PORN HAHA!ehhehehehehehee
>>555310397Yameroooooo
>>555308961teio would say this
The strongest
>>555310308It's works on most 2000 to 2500m where she's meta in the first place. Witgod also told people this, she's good at those distances. That's her definite build.
Hmm. Today. I will flatline.
>still 0 bans i won
>>555310475Theres more to that like innate experience, what unique to buy, some people dont even take innate experience or inside scoop, like what unique works best with her. Every COguri is different compared to end slop.
>>555310397AIEEEEEEEEEE
>>555310639What prize do you want?
>>555310725cock
>>555310397KEEEEEEEEEK DESERVED
Can someone explain speed carry over to me?
>>555310748This is just like my japanese horse racing games
>Umadachis are not blessing but cursing each otherMaybe if you fags were nicer, you all would have better luck.
>>555307817>>555310397
>>555309628She's saving the best for last.
>>555310860If you activate a velocity skill just before late-race starts, you start your acceleration at a higher speed.
>>555307817>>555310397>>555310907
>>555310907>7SHIRAOKI SAMA
>>555311000Holy trips
7 and 6!
>>555307780sniff sniff
>>555310651Her core build does not change on the tracks where she's meta. What you're talking about are supplements, which are irrelevant to her core setup.>Every COguri is different It's not supposed to be. I told you about the sloptuber misinfo.
>>555311000NICE TRIPS
>>555310978I see but what happens if they activate in the middle of late-race after you hit your top speed? Do the velocity bonus just get added on top of your max speed?
>>555308961
STOP!You have been visited by Officer Fine MotionNo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about her on her birthday
>>555307817>>555310397>>555311000WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?!?1?!?!!
>>555311267
I hope there isn't anyone who didn't make it into A finals here.
>>555311263>Do the velocity bonus just get added on top of your max speed?Yes. It's only useless if it activates way before you hit your top speed, since current velocity skills only modify your top target speed, not your current speed.
I like this picture
>>555311364Hello, it is me. John Group B Finals.
>>555308961Kek
WISH ME LUCK WISH ME LUCK WISH ME LUCK
>>555311294fm owes me sex for not wearing glasses
>>555311364
>>555309373aren't you running fronts you retard? that's literally how you counter xoguri pace promote. Why are you surprised? your fronts did their job. It's no different from running your own suzu to kill off suzu last cm
>>555311423I see two things in that image that are very gripping alright
>>555311458Odds you winEvens you lose7 and you win your finals
>>555311458You will win.
Barely made it into A round 1, barely made it into B for the second round, and Stego got the win in B. I couldn't be happier. Thank you Stego. I love you Stego.
>>555311517UMAZING!7 and odd are mutually exclusive so there's no guarantee he's in A finals hehe.
>>555310639youre gonna get banned right after the new scamchas incoming, that way they can fleece you one last time.
When is Global getting Ms. Victoria?
Left - Untested last minute highroll DascaRight - 20% WR DascaWhich one for A finals? I have no more time left for real rooms
>>555311517Finally a 7 with an actual blessing
>>555311458
>>555311517Would be funny if they end up losing
>>555310094>>555309919>>555309695>>555309641>>555311491Shine on you crazy diamonds
>>555311364man i really love her design, it will be tough passing on (probably) but had to spark tam and so much more coming...
>>555311294Happy Birthday FineNow let's go out for some ramen
>>555311517Rice... hero?
SPHERICAL
>>555311364They told me to B myself and I took it too literally
>>555311517>>555311572>>555311704LET'S FUCKING GOOOOONEICHA CARRYING ALL THE RACE
>>555311656Left. More mid-race skills and no reliance on wit check on a recovery to survive. But first use the umalator, set NSM to 1668m, and confirm that her spurt rate and survival rate is good.
>>555311656Why did you make a pace Daiwa instead of Front? Fronts with dedicated second Front and promoted Pace are the only runner styles that can consistently beat End Gamblers in this race. You fucked up from the beginning.
>>555311917Congratulations
>>555306057what does a horse bark that sound like?
>>555311917RICE IS A FUARKING HERO
>>555311917>7 againShiraoki-sama is IN THIS THREAD
>>555311917
>>555311957He most likely didn't have groundwork parents ready. Been there.
>>555311917THE NICEST>THE NICESTTHE NICEST>THE NICEST
>>555311917>Ace NatureSOUL OVERLORD
i really love my bro's song
Daily reminder that Shiraoki-sama is REAL
https://jiggie.fun/PpjOodhttps://jiggie.fun/PpjOod
>>555311423I love how her skirt flares
>>555311930I checked umalator and she survives in all simulations but one, and beats the right Dasca, just worried no recovery will fuck me over if I get rushed.>>555311957Then I'd have to make a second frontrunner so I can't have 2 ends, this Dasca's job is to fish for pace promote with angling.
>>555312302>fish for pace promote with anglingWith no groundwork? Forget about it.
>>555312236If the three goddesses are real and dateable, then surely Shiraoki is also romanceable?
Well, no matter what happens I'm glad she ended up working better than I expected with the time I had to build her. She definitely struggles against big meta Front Runners and End Closers but she did her job.She's pretty much my only ace besides a recycled golshi from Libra and a last minute jobber Dober.
Did anybody run Pace Scarlet this CM?How did it go?
>>555311917You better give Neicha that floppy trophy
>>555310860>>555311263You got an answer, but I got bored and threw a basic graph together. Speed carryover is good because you want to hope to hit your top speed faster than those that are just starting to accel, making you harder to catch. This does change with those with Pump and Slick Surge and such, but to add to the other bwo, you don't want velocity skills to kick in while that slope is going on, you want it before late race or entering halfway into late race then beyond.
>>555307730>Anon tries to be nice and bless his fellow thread goers with wives >Anons decide to curse him insteadDon't worry anon... With my 7 I shall absolve you of all your curses
>>555311776again, if you run fronts that makes it so ENDs can pass xoguri. She's only stupid strong if she has pace promote on this course. She needs a&s accel - but even if theres 1 front fucking up her lane, it lets a strong end surpass her. And if some ends are really strong like Tam/taishin - if they're at 2/3 at the last corner, they can surpass her too.
>>555312457BASED CURSE CLEANSER
>>555312397>>555312457SHIRAOKI IS REAL AND WANTS TOREINA COCK
>>555312457
Only another 7 can destroy this 7
Neicha ASS
>>555312610Nice try, I got the Fuku protector
>>555312684I don't wear protection with Fuki
Successfully lowered my WR by 10% by queuing during whale times. May the ELO be with me
what /uma/ think of my new wallpaper
>>555312610>>555312684
>>555312454this is a little misleading, it makes it seem like the spurt starts before late-race
Whatever. I'll just pray there isn't a whale Golshi or groundwork Hoguri in my finals.
>>555311957What are you on retard? Fronts are rare and paces are uncommon. Paces get promoted all the time with very little effort.>dude just sac 1 slotshut up retard>>555312389I ran pace Daiwa with no groundwork and 2 ends. There's 0-2 other paces in the room. This daiwa gets promoted more often than anyone else's pace.
>>555312731when's whale hours? right now?
>>555312725
>>555312454It's more like this
>>555313114whale hours is right after cm reset and 8 PM PST
>>555313114naw about 2-3 hours ago is when its most common to run into them. Around reset/time that wageslaves come home. There's no time where's there's no whales, because they wanna pad their wins - they paid for it after all. But they def queue more often early.
>>555313102single fronts get devoured by paces in every fucking distance, you retard
>>555313102>beholdDoes that ever go off? My 20% WR dasca hasn't won once coming from the back, all pace promotes or passing a single gassed out front.
>>555307780How is she hiding her horse tail...?
>>555313102if youre going for pace promote, why the hell would you not run A&S? ppl are so confusing sometimes..
BROTHERIT HAS BEEN THE ENTIRE DAYPLEASEI BEG YOULET ME HAVE YOUR CREEK
>>555313230Yeah, I looked at that and wondered if I forgot to add an extra horizontal line and I did. 100 hour rush job, still my bad lmao
Looks like I'll need 60k saved going into October. Must haves for me. Though, if i don't pull either kita/dia on the way to spark.. i think i'd quit. As their both pretty great. and need 75k going into august
>>555313514i messaged him on disc earlier, idk what's taking him so long
>>555310142>Build XOguri with this specific recovery spread>A+ Rank, around 12800 score, NSM, Prof, Speed Star, Nakayama and Winter, Pace Chaser Savvy. Just under 700 Stam and max speed>Zero WRMy Manhattan Cafe and Taishin have been performing better, but I'm still only at around a 27.5% WR overall now. Game needs an another wave of cutting down on severely retarded RNG bullshit during career runs, it's just not worth it considering the time sink and wasted borrows.
>>555313754I tried to add him IN DISCORD but he has FRENS disabled.
>discordfags
I run a single front just to not give pacer HOguri free angling wins, then my ends fucks them up. If there's another single front in the lobby my Dasca automatically wins. Works every time
ETA until Fuku?
https://x.com/humikane/status/2014380463264301120
>>555313940It's ON DISCORD, not IN eslbwo
>>5553140171 billion years
>>555314036I dont get it
>>555314031nice desu ne
>>555313986most /uma/ clubs use it >I'm in an uma club
>>555314036I have to go INside discord to use it
>>555314036I dont trust Americans who cant even properly use the words affect and effect
Only Triple 7s will grant your wishes
>>555314014my pace oguri either overtakes your single front and wins or procs NSM off your front and wins
>>555313986All S and A+ /uma/ clubs use discord moron. Even Sweepybot use discord. Only casuals avoid using discord.
>>555314095>>555314225On is the correct preposition not In >>555314231Ad hominem fallacy
>>555309695yeah i rarely lose to xoguri mainly because like 75% of the ones i check are poorly built
>>555314031>links the artistBased
>anons randomly curse anon, help another anon qualify for A-finals, Fuku anon uncurses first anon and other 7 shenanigansThis thread is spooky.
>>555314225do you go ON the internet or IN the internet
>>555314343>Even Sweepybot use discord.I just checked git and there's no discord link
Wait a second, I forgot about Fujiis she any good for the sprint CM? Does her unique work?
where gibs
>>555314192>>555314343then go back there and deal with your shit on discord, niggers
>>5553144397 and I impregnate (you)
>>555314347>By the time Helios comes out on global. The memes in her story hints and comics will be two years older than the ones in her career.
>>555314454you go in the net. that's where internet comes from. "internet" is a corruption of "in da net".
>>555312457T-thank y-you so much anon... I feel much better now
>>555314563Narita Big Chin
>>555314271What happens often is HOguris will overtake my front before late race and missed NSM then my Gold Ship/Endguri swoops in with the win because angling isn't enough
>>555314543
>>555314563big forehead and chin, strong qualities for a strong woman, offspring will be stronger
>>555314078No...
I'm quitting this game, CMs infuriate me and there's nothing else to do outside of them.Maybe tomorrow, after I wake up I'll decide whether I quit the club and uninstall.
>>555314031i'd buy 30MS neicha in a heartbeat
Disgusting degenerate ass Jiggie
>>555314621I'm proccing oguri's unique off Triple 7s though, I have enough acceleration
>>555314785dios mio...
7 and you join a discord club next month
When does Chronogenesis update? I want to nap a bit before doing my runs
>>555314915in 5 hours 40min
>>555314972I can make it. Forgive me Danchou
>>555314806Pacers at full speed won't be enough to run away from Ends ready at their backs with pump + dober's + NSM
>retention line is already 560k waow
>>555314779??
i hope dancho will forgive me for going from consistent top 5 earner to a near flatliner...
>>555315056angling + festive will beat everything else like 90% of the time unless tama hits her ult+ tail 9 at the exact ideal timing
>>555315056>>555301148 works more often than not for me, but I get your point
Mambo
Did people undersell how much effort it is to build XOguri? Or is it just this CM?- Uma Stan/Groundwork for pace promote- Getting other forms of recovery via supports or parent. It took me many runs to get it right.
>11 hours / 18 hours from now >Half TP event starts>10 careers a day >Free 10 Tamamo Cross pulls dailyHow ready are you guys?
>>555313408No. I was lacking things to buy and it was cheap. I assumed it would be bad, but didn't expect it to be this bad. It procced exactly once in some irrelevant situation, and I ran her in every race.>>555313508I'm just telling my observations. I didn't go for pace promote, I'm a casual. That's also why there's no groundwork. Too hard.>>555313296I don't care, retard RETARD.
>>555315594>Even more chances to fall short of any and all career goals/statlines/skills/Turf or Distance SWow sounds fucking stupid
>>555312229What song?
>>555315594>>10 careers a daythey are adding 10 borrows?
>>555312454>>555313230Appreciate it anon. This makes it clearer.
>>555314518>The memes in her story hints and comics will be two years older than the ones in her careerwhich memes are those
>>555315563the barest fucking minimum is to read what her skill does and then put at least three recoveries on her including 777, and most people i've seen in group A round 2 have failed to do even that. it's honestly been a huge shock to see just how widespread illiteracy is.
>>555315724https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGJ-mmkDVSU
>>555315594Extremely ready. I'm going to parent farm like mad.
>>555315563Everyone already knew that she needs at least 3 recoveries, only the casuals will not know about the groundwork but anyone who's taking CMs seriously has already known about pace promote since Cancer. XOguri isn't hard, everyone's just too casual and expects a free win button.
>>555315594Ready to not use all my TP
when making parents via unity, do you just pick the middle option for the unity races + intentionally fumble the unity finals?
>>555315878It's very cute
>>555315563Christmas Oguri is actually easy to build>Find 9* pow parent>Use 9* sta parent>Use 3 SR wit cards you have high LB or MLB>Borrow MLB Biko>Spam speed and wit>Run her only as late or eat Ls>Get Riko event and spam her dates on classic>3 get stamina skills>1200 speed and 650 stamina (for this CM) 700+ wit
How are you doing, fellow A finalists and Champions in the Making?
>>555315909yeppers, but sometimes Unity runs can highroll so much that it doesn't really matter if you face Riko in the finals
>>555315878CONFOUND IT TORE-CHAN THIS IS VERY NOT ZOKU-ZOKU RELEASE ME FROM THIS SPECTROGRAM
>>555315971>Champions in the MakingI'm going to lose the coin toss again
>>555315878whats up with the breathy asmr intro
>final stretch of the race>announcer keeps shouting the name of a horse girl who is NOT your trainee
bakushin please
>>555315971Shiraoki-sama take the wheel
>>555315594I don't like how this image turns me on
>>555315971the worst chiyo poster
>>555315969I'd rather use kingu for corner recovery hints and borrow FiMo>but I have my own FiMobuhhhiiii
>>555315969>>555315887>>555315875Okay, I guess 3 recoveries is easy. Going for 4 recoveries was much harder. I ended up farming for Ignited Spirit STA sparks.
>>555316070she's waking up
>>555315987Dia-chan is SO fucking cute...
>>555316090>camera randomly focuses on some fucker all the way in the back
>>555316179>4 recoveryI dont like that I've seen alot of people making her skill pop off in the middle of the race.
>>555315971This will be my 3rd CM win streak hopefully not because capricorn sounds like RNG shitstorm so I don't want the pressure to keep the streak going
>>555315594I'm ready
>>555316281I love it when others do that
Chiyo is a loser
>>555316345The most absurd thing I've seen is Oguri having 6 white recoveries, like wtf are you even doing
NO!
>>555316257Dia sleeve raped me.
>>555316421casualmaxxing
>>555316281I ran 4 recoveries and early pop-off happened very seldomly. But you have to get very specific ones to get the best probabilty.
>>555315878I cannot wait for Mecha Musume. I liked most of the songs therehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0q9dLrpMso
>>555316452What... what does that mean?
Say something MEAN about Super Creek.
>>555316179I will only go for 4 recoveries when u=ma2 activates at a good spot, this cm I'm running 3 recoveries with 900 wit and the procc rate is like 85-90% which is fine for a gambling game, I prefer this to having a glorified mid-race velocity skill half the time
>>555316257she is, but I can't get over her sleeves that are way too long, they are so silly, especially when she's running
>>555316552Super UGLY
>>555315971>fellow A finalists sup>Champions in the Makingehhh, I got my first plat with Virgo, longslop was too much for me in Libra so I fell to B Finals to be king shitter there, and I lost by a nose in Scorpio. I'm glad I got A for this medium-disguised-as-a-long-but-still-counts-as-a-long track, makes me feel better after how Libra played out, but whatever happens happens.
To celebrate this pull anyone got pregnant/motherly tamano cross art?
Have all the gacha generals slowed down lately?
>>555316552She has large tits! I don't want it in front of my face every morning!
>>555316546
>>555316018This is some serious Year Zero shit
>>555316654
>>555316018>Yo Torechan, get me outta dis wackass spectrogram.
>>555316750She did this to me and I woke up in Yahar'gul
>>555316552I do NOT want to play goo goo babies!
>>555316612Thats 85-90% per skill not all 3 skill which is in the 70s. Some people are understanding it wrong. I hope this shit doesnt end up like specialty priority issue cause they dont know the math behind it
>>555316915>>555316750kek
>>555316552She is a CHEATER and she has no place being in this Arima Kinen CM!
>>555316552She needs to learn how to take a hint. She's lucky with Taishin and Tama being softies at heart but not everyone can be worn down like them.
>>555317042retard, I'm talking about my actual race data, as in my oguri activated her ult in 85-90% of the 80 races
Is dumb it to to abandon a PARENT run?idk if I fail futurity/hopeful that already kneecaps my inheritance so much
>>555316891that's a much better filename for this
>>555317286None of your parents matter since MANT is coming out soon
>>555315169Danchou is planning to kick you by the end of the month
>>555317352MANT only increases your chance of a good parent, it doesn't guarantee you onealso it's still months away bro
>>555317408Artist?
>>555316750NO NOT THE SLEEVE!AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>555317443a month*
>>555317443MANT will give all the new parents and aces extremely high affinityIt's coming out in less than a month
>>555317352how does MANT 'invalidate' current parent runsdoes mant increaese the amount of g1 races and how the amount of turns per run?
>>555315594Are you telling me you guys have been using all 5 borrows every day?Can't be me
Give me a (You) or I start shitposting.
>>555315594Did we get a news announcement for the free pulls?
>>555316552Never.I will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will let her spoil me rottenI will be happy
someone post daitaku helios sperging out about 67
555317584No
>>555317575Im commuting 5 hours a day to work and back 5 runs is just right.
>>555317456It shows up in this list:https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=delta_9
You guys told me I should prioritize turf over sprint spark, but now suddenly it's the other way around?
>>555317768what are you referring towhat posts are saying your claim
>>555317768The science has changedTrust the science
I feel like I will be abandoning a lot of mant runs, I have only 500 clocks, can't be wasting them early in the run
>>555317768how are you gonna get a Sprint S mummy creek with turf sparks baka
Hey wait a minuteThat's just gay sex.
>>555317698Sei-chan...is cute?!?!
>>555315594depends if i can flatline since i already sparked tam
>>555317768quote one (1) post where someone said that
>>555308961>arimating kinen
>>555317318This is the stuff!
Does the paid uma ticket comes before the sprint CM? I want to get Dober and train her next cm.
>>555318060yeah
What is the name of that real horse game that sometimes gets posted here?
>>555318152umamusume: pretty derby
>>555316070My bro loves me
I HATE MODERN PARENT GRINDINGI HATE IT SO MUCHPLEASE GOD ROLL BACK THE PATCH
>>555318152Winning Post?
>>555308961patriot
>>555318318>not available in your region
>>555318561
>>555318561Goldshi needs to Goldshit
>>555318561Golshi sex
>>555308961>THE JOKE IS PORN HAHA!There is no joke. Do not joke about serious matters.
>do cafe runs where I CONSTANTLY lose to riko>genuinely have a 50% winrate at best with my team consistently making it to S rank (or bare minium A+ the +50 buff)>start doing el condor pasa parent runs>approach riko very commonly with a B rank team since I'm racing>100% winrateI just... I dunno man, I really don't understand this game
>>555317894hmmmnyes, very
>>555308961can teiofag stocks go any lower?
>2triangles 3 circle>win the unity finalsbut i wanted to lose
>>555319126>wanted to lose but didn't empty out his team
>>555319126You don't need to win URA to get Unity Cup sparks.
I'm tired, boss.
too scared to check, but what does retire even do? you're just totally out of the tournament?
Haven't tested yet, but corner recovery, triple 777, and moxie works for front xoguri in cm10. It would be interesting if she turns out decent.
>>555319293yes, no refunds
>>555319273I think you mean>Sweep is tired, boss
>>555319273i can't believe you're still botting even after that warning
Kitasan Black but cooler.
MY SECOND TAMA LETS GO
>>555319390>>555319397Man fuck you guys, actual low blow, I guess I SHOULD have botted
>>555319397>warningqrd? I was planing to start botting
Apologize.
>fell asleep so I couldn't queue at reset>oh whatever at dead hours it's easier>1/5>1/5>1/5>2/5>oguri fails to proc 777 multiple times in a row>over 10 bad moods for my whole team>NARITA TAISHINI already qualified to finals A yesterday but never queue at midnight for CM, worst mistake of my life
>>555319482>he doesn't knowCheck the in-game news
akebonos career is so weirdyou can have 600 speed and 400 power by the end of junior but the NPCs sometimes have 2 gold skills and 3 whites making your stats pretty much useless so youre expected to have at least 2 golds by the end of junior
>>555319413Second panel looks like she's having some PTSD flashback
>>555319579>the metaslave can't winheh
>>555319579deserved for using xoguri
>>555317698Wish Asagi drew more Uma.
>>555319579really? I decided to queue a few hours later from when I queued yesterday and got better results. I just wrapped up my 2nd attempt at 3/4.
Which is better for TT?It's weird that they have the same number of skills considering that left ran 6 races more than right.
>>555303109How does that work?
Tama keeps a tiny little crinkled notepad with a list of telephone numbers she can use to redeem rewards at convenience stores and gas stations.
>>555319628biko pegasus and taiki shuttle are no joke in sprinters stakes
>>555319701Poor and small peener
>>555319298one step ahead of you>>555288173
>>555319628sometimes you get some monster with skills worth 800 skillpoints by hashin juvenile fillies
>>555319482https://umamusume.com/news/100068/
>>555319608>>555319831There is actually one, fuck. I guess it's owari da
>>555319726Left should be better, firm conditions doesn't activate every single time and higher lvl ult gives more points.
>>555319740spend 30 tp to reroll sparks
>>555319034Teiostocks are one of the highest though
I keep getting both fast learner events in El's career but I have never gotten fast learner from them
>>555319579>Queuing during the Westcoast piggy hoursBig mistake
>>555319579Why would it be easier doing asian neet-aussie neet-west coast hours?
How do I train Daiwa? I get uncontrollably horny when she's on the screen and I can't focus
What's the bare minimum power/wit for Sprint CM? I feel like doing more extra runs is better than extra power/wit hits
>>555319628sprint careers are just full of devils>Nishino Flower>Biko>Taiki
>>555320094Tryhards play at reset.
>>555319298FALCO GAME
>>555317620we got the announcement of your retardation
>>555320130
>>555319298>>555319779With 33m delay, it's equivalent to Pasa in Cancer Cup, except you have to spend extra on recovery skills. For the most part you won't be beating the Front who hits A&S+Plancha (inherited)
>>555320153Where is that?
>>555319579>xoguriniggerDeserved.
>>555320123800
>>555320223Taishin is almost as soulless
>>555320223Taishit is just as bad
>>555319968teiofag stocks and teio stocks are independent markets, they're not always correlated
>>555320285Fuck off, Taishin has one of the hardest careers with all the mood downs on top of the mandatory mood down and status effect event
>>555320223TaiSHIT is even more soulless
>>555320191who says xoguri can't proc angling herself? you run smaru/pasa alongside her and let the girls fight for 1st
>>555320285>>555320341You were making fun of her as potential uma until this CM, shut up.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/10663144
>>555320417curren what are you drinking
https://poal.me/qseyjohttps://poal.me/qseyjohttps://poal.me/qseyjo
>>555320223>pretending that Taishin isn't also meta
>>555320371>>555320442Ok, metaslaves. Whatever you say. I'm sure Taishin (small, annoying, ugly, flat) is your oshi.
>>555320468Your semen
>>555320371Just click the recreation button bro
I'm already mentally preparing myself about the fact that I'll lose to the pace promoted uma
You knowR riko doesn't seem as shitty as people make it out to be?
>>555320551Yes. I rolled for her on her banner when you fags said not to.
if you put a horse into your CM teamyou're a meta slave
>>555320130succubi more like
new pollhttps://poal.me/k176dmhttps://poal.me/k176dmhttps://poal.me/k176dm
Soon!
I think it's funny that people call golshi soulless because they see her the most, even though this is obviously going to be the case with her being a free character everyone has and the only one with starting long A
>>555320551Why yes, she's /fa/ and I'll run her this upcoming sprint CM
I hope I will be able to complete a career run today
>>555320652No one said it was bad, just it's a cope option (at MLB) if you don't have SSR Riko
>>555320426I guess, but that's a lot of investment and my guts say XOguri would lose the rod battle on average. At the very least, she'll be very hard to build.
what the fuckcurren chan just jumped me in my career, gave me THIRTY ENERGY and PLAYTIMES OVER
>>555320746as the game continues the new uma powercreep will get worse and worse and people will beg for the return of the days when the starter umas were meta
>>555320885>the RAPED
>>555320109Just try not to focus on her ass. Is that hard?
>>555320185Don't think about it...
>>555320945How do you get raped and walk away with MORE energy?
>>555320885I love when Curren and Falco comes up with surprise sex
>>555321001"""Energy""" is just a euphemism for the horse steroids she forcibly injected in you.
>>555320285>>555320341>>555320417What if I build her for sprint alongside Biwa? No, i'm not insane enough to build Sprint Ticket
>>555321001All good news btw
>>555320468frosting
Narita Taishin once again carrying my ass to A finals
>>555320819yeah, smaru will be hard to pass with her unique
forever my kingu
>>555321150good for you my taishin keeps jobbing so I replaced her with a big nig suzuka
I'm so hungry bros
>>555321337What do you want to eat?
>>555321337You're always hungry you fat fuck
>>555321384pork
welp today careers were boring as shit i just gave up 4 out 5 careers since the game just decided it would be "fun" to not let me win any race
>>555321384Rice, I'll check the chicken to see if there is any>>555321386Don't say that...
>>555321509Roast some teiobros then
Final tally.
>>555321608fuku....
oreng
>>555321654She'll come through in the finals.
>>555321608ZEROPERCENT
Phrasing, dumbassWhat if they thought you banged your trainer
BROTHER I HAVE WAITED THE ENTIRE DAYPLEASE
very fun CM but next time ill just give out before my 3rd win, group A is just a cesspool of copy paste and fat piggers
>>555322010woah there what's this lad's FC
soul > meta as always
>>555322104>tama>oguri>soul
>>555322104pic not related
>>555322104bwo really shows his tamamo and cope oguri and call it soulwhere is your creek you liar that would make it believable
pretty consistent, although i do wish pace promote promoted the entire style to be like fronts so it would be a spot struggle instead of this nonsense
>>555322104where's my 110% winrate
>>555322164Creek got dq'ed and didnt make the team
>>555322176the POTENTIAL
>>555322104creek doko
>>555320548>taishin loses>haha le meme potential uma>taishin wins>aiiiiieeeee metafags!
>>555321608Lucky didn't come true
>>555312585Shiraoki is an uma musume?!?!
What a weird CM, Christmas Biwa and the friend point symbol Oguri were built and swapped in after their counterparts failed to do anything in round 2
>>555312725I don't remember making this post
>>555322304Fuku is shiraoki. She suffers from dissociative identity disorder.
*thinks about ______ you*
>>555322409>this about flatline youDanchou, this guy.
Train, marry, correction, glue factory.
Lil Spica.
>>555322409That blank word better be blue board appropriate..
I lost to a libra ace by a nose
>>555322409Uhhh, I don't think this pint size could rape me.
>>555322409
>>555320417Taishin has been there for me in every single cm ever since getting her, if the price is being called soulless so be it.
>>555322104soul gauge 79%
>>555322131its OGuri tho, i thought that was pretty soulful.
>>555322602WAIT DON'T PULL ON THAT!
>>555322482Nishino has the one of the worst race outfits ever
>>555322816
>>555322816Do not fuck your dog.
Is there something similar for the next batch of umas?
>>555322816I question what censors even matter at that point
>>555322889https://uma.moe/timeline
>>555322858HARU SHIELD YOUR VIRGIN EYES RIGHT NOW
>>555322889we know what the next batch of umas are, you can add random incorrect dates under those if you want, then we will have something similar
>>555322879What about your cat?
7 and I log off for 5 days to transfer my rolls to fuku
600k is safe... right?
sorry Danchou I'm flatlining until the event
>>555322816>>555322958
>>555322889Not that I've seen Assuming you're referring to the clover mark stuff, all I know that people have said Nishino Flower's inherit is great for Paces, Kita makes a great Front Runner ace for Longs, and VBourbon's a easy bake oven but for Fronts
>>555323068neicha will know the pleasure of being cummed inside
>>555322889Why is Cafe a valuable pull? I thought she was just a waifu pull.
CROSS MAINS...Assemble. Am I based or cringe?>BUT ITS LE B
>>555322889i love cafe, but Tam is way better and easier to train when lates suck ass. Tam is pretty damn strong in Arima. Always be suspect of shitty jp vet lists, theyre retarded. Never seen Digitan viewed as valuable either. And lastly, as much as I hate it, Taishins bullshit encroaching is one of the most BS innate skills in the entire game. I can't believe JP wasn't saltier about her having such a cheap ass trick no one else does for 6m-1y?
>>555319630It's implying that she's recounting her love story with the girls
>>555323383>metaslave>group Byou are cringe
>>555323376because her pussy is coffee flavored
Damn that's a lot of white. Speed 2*, parents have 6* sprint, 3* speed 3*power. Usable for Sprint El?
>>555323463How am I metaslaving if I waited for Cross for TWO MONTHS without pulling
>>555323376she is good on long, but especially atm where you ahve to force her to be an END, training sucks anytime position mutation is required. her ult can make her one of the strongest ends, but sometimes its inconsistent. And it's not really inheritable worthy, just like golshis. Supposedly her valentine is really good
>>555323403probably because it has a short duration and a ton of umas that are getting released have accelerating uniques that are significantly longer
>>555323518How did you not make it to group A with that win rate, did you purposely throw races?
>>555323518some anons just call every good pull metaslaving. Really, if you pulled Tama already, you are meta or waifu puller because we might get fucked in 2 days if Cyjew decides its 50 nontransferable pulls on Tam.T. Tam sparker
>>555323518>29 raceswhat the fuck, did you quit out of a series?
>>555323523None of that sounds unique or better than two other long lates/ends in that image
>>555323596did you miss how straightaway spurt has dominated every long CM? Either way, please tell when we can get some replacements
I WANT 100 TAMAMO CROSS PULLS I DON'T CARE ABOUT S*PPORT CARDS
>>555323636I used a different Tama, and tried to edge it with the Cinderella team, it failedSo I retrained her and got that one>>555323637I will spark Cross regardless, I am 163 pulls right now
>>555323637We'll find out if the pulls are real in like 15.5 hours
>>555323523if you manage to use her on sprint, she's instawin. her unique +flustered/subdued + stop right there! kills everyone and she win even with shitty stats
Surely you guys won't be afking for 5 days right?
>>555323796uh yeah, I was telling you why she isn't clover worthy (but why the maker mightve labeled). I was agreeing. Unfortunately. Tam's much more clover.
>>555323882i fucking quit
>5 Pasa runs not a single 10* sprint spark fireMeanwhile 6* turf fires regularly
Cygames...Taahbo onegai...
>>555323804you asked why people didn't make a fuss about it lolwe're not too far off from fronts becoming more relevant in long races either
>>555323829yeah im not looking forward to it. I don't regret my 200 because i had a relatively lucky 200, buts its gonna sting if i cant flatline. And if i can flatline? I can't see my finals or even manually enter them for several days lul
>>555323891>I was agreeing.Okay, I'm glad I didn't call you a retard
Danchou is upping the daily quota because of the 1/2 TP event...
>search "Flatliner" in archives>339 results>300 of them are from /uma/wow
couldn't get into A finals... i'm sad
>>555323860Cafe?! She's G though, that's brutal. Interesting if such a thing really works.. Surely you have to run her as late though?
>>555324175Try again in 12 hours. The queues are easier.
>>555324175>xoguri playerlmao get rekt
>>555324150Falco should quit the turf steroids and accept herself as a d*rt uma.
>>555323882i don't get it
>>555324230that was my last try, all 4 ended up 2/5
I'm not gonna make it bros...
>>555324018honestly taishin just irritates me more than other meta umas. Enroaching innate is so damn cheap - idc how hard her career supposedly is. Like, there's not really a direct counter to it - she just literally has an ability no one else has. At least with something like runaway suzu, she can 95% of the time just be killed by another runaway suzu
any advice for a global veteran like me?
>>555323829Won't we lose out on the rainbow shard if we flatline for 5 days
I wish Falco fans and Curren fans would get along.Falco and Curren are friends!
>>555324371use rainbow gem on Riko
Neicha Love Oisu Oisu!>Oguris trainers are censored because they weren't piggus
ez game
>>555324285>>555324371I love smart umas.
>>555324278Falco was so strong as a mutated turf front, that Cyjews had to nerf her alts with dirt restrictions.
>Doing CM made me forget to catch up on TT today>Do top team 3 times and use a parfait on one since I have 150 of them>Get 587k>Not fully comfortable with that for this week, get curious and wonder what does center team get me with a parfait>After 2 triesHuh, I could have just been doing this for the last month. Still fear what MANT will bring in the future.
don't fucking put me in a Whale Finals room, cygames.this is a flukedon't do it
Isn't king gaylo the best to farm for pink sparks next CM
>>555324552king halo doesn't give mommy hug or plancha so yeahyou want turf sparks anyway
I wanna fap, but hrt has fucked up my libido
>Failed URA for the first time in monthsI can't get Hishi Amazon to function, she seems to need extremely high stats in everything except Guts. I accidentally did my first run with Smart Falcon with an old Nice Nature debuff deck loaded with R Cards and cruised through URA without problems.It's frustrating because I really like Hishi the most.
>>555324538I somehow got 653K off the center team early Sunday. Maybe middle was secretly the way to go this whole time.
>>555324592i mean as a grandparent she's the best outside of her bad affinity right
I HAVE NOT TAKEN A SHOWER IN 2 WEEKSWHICH UMAS ARE FOR ME??
>>555324759Yeah, she only has turf+sprint+late as A so she's the best for sprint spark farming.
https://jiggie.fun/umajig
>>555324794
>>555324629Maybe, I remember spending last week trying to search out potential witgods, and naturally letting the bar refill, it took all the way until late Thursday to find one and get around 610k. It did encourage me to fix up two of my umas, but then I thought if a win streak is just as good on center team, tested it after a long time and there's the result. Count me as center-pilled now.
15 wins today, not great not bad
i'm so hungry i could fart a horse
>>555324519>nerf her with dirt restrictions>Parade version is SS on dirt for every CM and LoH
>>555325108enjoy your leviathan humble bragger
I'm so horse that I can't speak properly.
>>555325240Sex... with Oguri Cap...?
>>555325240my wr is 67% (54/80) there's nothing to brag about
This is legitimately the first time I've seen the red slut in months. I didn't even know you could get the acupuncture event in Unity Cup
>>555324184>She's G though, that's brutalWhat does that matter? Why do people think this is some observation or a thing? That's 6 steps, so 1+3x5 = 16 sprints * on parents. So you need 2 2* sprint horses or 1*+3* sprint horses. Wow so rare, so difficult and hard to come by! I'd actually have to had to play 3-4 careers with some sprint horses!
>>555325308
>>555324618she has no catch-up tool unlike Golshi/TaishinUnyielding usage is super nicheSturm und Drang has random timing and is a velocity tooI don't know they won't give her a spurther fucking SR card has it
>>555325374>I'd actually have to had to playcome on now
>>555325308saying 15/20 isn't great is all the more confusing then if thats your wr lol...
>>555325346your mother is a slut you bitch
>>555325308>67fr? no cap???
>>555325308>67% WR in a competitive setting is badWhy are Umadacchis like this?
>>555325374for one, it caps at 10.
>>555325374G aptitude means you can only raise it to C with 10 or more sparks. Then you need to get a pink inspiration twice for A, or 3 times for S.If you think that's doable in an easy manner, you need proper correction.
Why didn't that CHESNUT WHORE suzuka's legs not explode in her story?
>>555325531Spe wouldn't say this
>>555325374of course the dumb sweep poster doesn't know how the game works...
we have biwa who loves bananasis there a horse who loves corn
>>555325302NOBODY says this
>>555325594Digitan and Dober
Cuowayo cuowayo
>>555325495>>555325502Lmaoooooo it works every time>don't have info>don't get info asking>make bullshit statements instead>three people rush to correct you, giving you the infoThanks nerds!
>>555324618don't buy vision skills they do nothing
>>555325039but she is litearally me...
I'm fucking embarassed that i only got 79/80 wins this champions meeting
>>555325673Cunningham's Law
>>555325630>>555325594Wait you said corn, my bad I misread.
>>555325673grats, i guess?
>>555320747Based grumpy gremlin lover
>>555325531Hopes and dreams overwrote her past life curse
>>555325453because day 1 results mean nothing and if you lose a bunch day 2 odds are you lost the finals
>>555325695I hope you're not running Suzuka + Seiun then, losing with that comp is extremely embarrassing
>>555325673Bakushin wouldn't do this
post something cute
>>555325217Yeah but imagine how much stronger she could be if her later altd werent restricted to dirt
>>555325931
>>555325931You first.
Just won the maiden race at 125 speed - the lowest I've ever done
>>555325728what did you think it waswhat could you be possibly be insinuating about dober
>>555326072late or end?
>>555325406I was really banking on Sturm being good since it required Potential 5 but it makes no visible difference in performance but End Closer Corners + Straightaways was a big boost. Should have doubled up on them and skipped Sturm.>>555325674I just bought it after "completing the Career" with tons of extra points. I got Swinging Maestro 2 or 3 turns before the URA chapter so I was holding.
>>555326124Front. Mayano Top Gun really is the greatest Character ever created.
The all uma banner is coming and I'm broke because my hrt isn't covered by insurance
Can you still be kicked from the club this late into the month? Asking for a friend
>>555326316yes? danchou can do it if she feels you dont deserve monthly rewards
>>555326316Yyou can kick anyone, at any given moment the only real punishment is losing out on their fansalso your club can bitch about it because they could be next and miss out on rewardst. danchode
I am sorry Tamtam, I didnt want you to bomb that badly this CM... I'll promise to rebuild you better for the next med/long CM!
How difficult is MANT? I know that the runs are an hour long, but is it like an hour of almost psuedo autopilot or an hour of having to constantly judge the risk/investment cost of whatever the race shop gimmick is.
>>555326614You didn't address me as bro so I won't answer you now.
that's my number one rapist
>>555326614from what uma says it's not hard, just tedious because of the multiple races and your umas crying because the menu system sux
>>555326696You're not my bro, only my bro is my bro.
>>555326783That's rude, bwo...
>>555326614>mfw im not his bwo
>>555325931Director a cute.
>lobby of all end/late>3 uma with best stats take the lead>the leading uma proceed to not proc half of their skills because they're required to be further in the back>none of them ever win a race due to that>being a shitter is a core part of winning a racefuck this game
My club dropped almost 100 ranks this week wtf happened.
>>555326971/uma/ stocks are crashing, even /uma/ club dropped a rank
>>555326971Check the member list? Fans from members who quit or got kicked get removed
>>555326971mine dropped 200 ranksso many are getting bored or burnt out
>>555326170it actually annoys me how much stronger aptitude and distance corners/straightaways skills are. fucking 200 SP for a 3 second .35 speed increase base? crazy
I would like to buy a hamburger.
I want to make a last ditch effort for a decent XoguriIs this deck good enough?Should I borrow Finemo or Biko?I have a LB1 Finemo, should I replace Dober with her?Should I try GW Oguri?
6 races 4 bad moods on Taishin.
i hate chestnuts!
>>555326614Game is easy the big issue is gamemode sucks and lacks QoL like shop UI You keep going back and forth with CONNECTING issues
>have always been one of those loud obnoxious F2P BTW people in any gacha I play>used to be a huge poorfag but financially doing pretty good now>see the one-time promo thing in the cygames shop>it's only for one full pull>somehow this choice feels MASSIVE to me>oh my god>oh god>oh my fuck>do it>roll for an uma>9 whites+gold, no flips>somehow feel like I've made the biggest mistake of my entire life>actually sweat a little bit and pace back and forth in my roomLike I said, I have plenty of money to do stuff like this, no idea why my brain's having an actual melty, even if I actually got something I feel like my reaction would have been the same
Cygays?Free pulls?WHERE ARE THE FREE PULLS
i want to fuck eru cuntwhore pasta
My boss saw me playing on my phone and asked for my TID and told me to follow him. I am already following him, but he's a fucking shitter. His umas don't even have sig racewears. Dude wants me to waste 1 follow slot on his shitter ass.
>>555327285idk, it kinda evokes the same feeling as accidentally dropping like a quarter into a sewer grate as a kid
>>55532732514 hours
>>555326971>>555327162the sweepers got swept :^)
I'm flatlining today, Danchouwe're T200 anyway, who cares?
>>555327285in terms of spending paid currency the best use goes fromvouchers=dailies when sparking > paid banners > regularly daily pulling (it's for the gambling addicts)>Like I said, I have plenty of money to do stuff like this, no idea why my brain's having an actual melty, even if I actually got something I feel like my reaction would have been the sameyou gambled and lost, opposite reaction would've been getting the shiny and having your brain raped by a jolt of joy
>>555327203Depends on what you're going for. If you want to use Dober because of her TE and roaming, stick with her. If not then replace her with another wit SR and borrow Fine
>>555327285You realized the ingame items you get are worthless compared to the value of real moneyThis just means you have way to go until such feeble purchases become meaningless and can whale properly so indie devs cygames can fund their flashy horse casino
I already made it to A finals without seiun, suzuka, taishin, tamamo, or hoguri fatsthe results don't matter now
>>555327285because you dont have plenty of money to handle gambling
10 races 6 bad moods on taishin.
>>555327442What are vouchers?
HOLY SHIT THANK YOU SHADOW ROLL GOATTHIS WAS LITTERALLY MY LAST TICKET THE FUARKING MONSTER TRIPLE CROWN DID IT SHE PULLED THROUGH I WAS WORRIED I WOULD GET KICKED FROM B FINALSWE LOVE YOU STRONGEST LITTLE SISTER
Have you all been good boys?
>>555327482my first day of qualifiers i had 14/20 runs with bad mood on her, this some bullshit
>>555327285KekPaypigs will keep getting roasted
>>555327452I don't think think any of my choices are real when I compare them to DoberMaybe I could try 2 wit borrowing FM and using Flash or Sweepy instead of a third wit?
>>555327498Things like the paid selector that you used to unlock Oguri or the one you used to hand pick a card for your 1LB Kita that you still couldn't use.They cost $22.Sparking a banner costs $400.Daily pulling when sparking a banner saves you 100 carats per daily pull.
>>555327540LETS FUCKING GO F2PBWO
The chance of my OguriFAT choking in Finals by not activating her 3 recoveries is as high as 50%
>>555327610You're cooked. Inherit 9* wit unironically.
>>555327285>>555327597teiobros will keep getting roasted until morale improves
>>555324618Try borrowing Sweep's SSR speed card for a chance to get spurt on her first event, I was also lost on Hishi the first time I played her. Also try using power Rice Shower for Swinging Maestro, You could experiment with using 2 stamina parents for her. This is a random deck I used for one of the director's trial challenges and I completed the unity scenario no problems.
Heh no one in sight
>>555327285You got fucking humiliated because you know that your brain is fucking broken by predatory monetisations schemes and you'll never recover.
>>555327597>TAMAMO CROSS, THE WHITE LIGHTNING OF NANIWA IS EVILUm bros, what's this?
decent odds to win the finals i guess
>>555327285During Kitasan rerun, I got three SSRs all the way to spark. One was actually Kitasan, the others were Guts Ass Wonder and Guts Spe. I was more annoyed at lowrolling that low amount of SSRs than the actual SSR quality, since average should be 4-5 SSRs minimum per spark. You know what I did? Did a rage pull to hit 210 rolls because the "I'm due for one" cope came in. I got 9 rares and an SR dupe for it. I stopped myself because it wasn't worth it and I'm down 1,500 carats for nothing.And that's with free carats, I'd feel worse throwing even $11 for a first 10-pull and getting trash for it. That's the reason why I and a lot of /uma/ look down buhis because you get so little value for what money you put into it, you're incentivized to throw so much to get any worthy trade-off.
>>555327285Once you use real money for your gacha pulls you're just straight gambling at a slot machine. Your brain connects the same feeling of pissing away money on something entirely worthless that made your life no better. That's how I felt while I was forking over my CC rewards for my single copy of Kita over 400 pulls. That feeling never goes away.
I don't have a single sprint parent.
Frontbros I tried manI really tried
>>555327610Fine, Dober, Daiwa, Riko, Kita, borrow Biko
OUTSTYLEDGet these frumpy UNCS out of here
>>555327872Real men have strong will to resist spending money on casino. That's why any real men never spend more than 70 bucks on any game through their entire time with it.
>>555327675It's been 2 finals in a row where my umas get shy and don't activate a single skill, finishing dead last.
>>555327541Yes!
kitosan burakku
>>555327913you need tripple front to make it work
I wont finish my chicken soup im too sleepy
>>555327913>suzukalet
>>555328028>you needI've heard at least 35 different things following those words
>>555328042nyooo
>>555328110>>555328110>>555328110
>>555328028NTA but I have never, EVER seen a front team use all 3, they always have a backup goldshit or xoguri
>>555327913Frontsperg here, you need bullshit stats and a lot of skills to make it work. Running 2 fronts+oonige ends with my maruzensky abandoning the second frontrunner because maya/daiwa don't have a good unique and then overtaking the ace suzuka (maybe it's the unique's level difference - maru's lv5 while suzuka's lv3) too early, going to try with a jobber suzuka because I'm going to B finals otherwise.
>>555328228If you're using oonige, you do not use 3 fronts, all you need is one front to catch her
>>555327540
>>555328142I won scorpio with 3x frontrunaway suzuka to build distance and backup mayano+smaruSuzuka won most of the races uncontested too