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ace on my face
>he brought slopguri/gold shit and STILL LOST
>>555328196The only time frontfags win is if they pigged out.
I saw someone today running a front Rudolf and I was genuinely impressed.
sometimes i think about umamusume
Triple fronts only work if the enemy doesn't bring oguri slopsince there's a bunch of them running around, you need to drop the 3rd front and play that chariot build, or they become overtake target and NSM feed for the hoguris
>>555328335>The View From The Lead is ASS
>>555328335festival rudolph is okay as a front, her ult is essentially super Playtime's over
I would like to buy a Burrito.
Oguri Cuck (as in quean)
i want to put my head up elcondoposto shirt
The point of being a wageslave is that I got money to gamble withDisposable moneyDon't play gacha game kids if you are not yet old fat and balding ojiisan
>>555328417That'll be 4 bucks
>>555328291>all of that just to lose to an A+ hagseiun will forever be a room check, if she gets to ult great, good chance of winning, but her mid-game is so shit vs other fronts that she'll never get to use A&S (bourbon will destroy her mid-game too)
Is Ikuno’s lower Energy production so disastrous that people don’t mention her at all? I’d honestly consider her over Fuku sometimes.
what are some other umas for this feel?
Competition is strong. Got in lobby once with 2 full debuffers+hybrids teams. Not a pleasant experience. Neicha won by the neck, by the way.
>>555328514That's a lot of nuts.
>>555328508if only old people played gacha you'd barely be able to fill up a CM lobbyreal old people are at muckleshoot casino, you're a larper
>>555328572shes considered one of the worst srs, like taishin and ryan
>>555328572>wit friendship recovery
>>555328508That's contradictory. You're telling kids not to play gacha games while funding the companies that invite kids to play gacha games.
>>555328515Hmmm you really figured it all out sad I skipped the hag
>>555328572It's literally for debuffers or parent runs for them where you NEED hesitant ends/fronts
Insane things happening in CM tonight
I really feel like 3x End is actually cucking you because if the lobby becomes too stacked with End/lates it can mean that a too well built End can just end up too far forward and miss crucial activations.I once lost a CM finals because my Goldship was so strong she was like 3rd place, missed pump and anchor activation and just lost.
>>555328745Why is there a naked bald man on your screen
>>555328756You are wrong, learn about pace mechanics then post again
>>555328756deserved for bringing gold shit
uma uma uma uma uma uma uma uma uma uma uma uma
>>555328791All of us yearn for the return to runescape.
>>555328791He's PKing on an awful account it's pretty funny
>>555328620Gacha games will ruke the retirement homes of millennials >>555328669Not my problem
umapyoi naisu neicha
https://jiggie.fun/umajig
You thought inheriting stuff was already bad with the casinos and the cruise ships?Wait until you get to a generation of old people addicted to the most dogshit chinese mobile games.
>>555328578Mayano Top Gun
NYOOOOMMM
deserved for running ogurideserved for running gold shipdeserved for running taishin
>>555328110Inari One looks stupid
>actually trying to use frontsOguri had 5 stamina heals and long A btw
i like brown umamusumes like hishi amazon and sumboli Christmas
I thought Oguri is shit until MANT, useless in Arima Kinen, useless because of 777, and useless after Evolution.
>>555328927It is your problem when you say something that contradicts itself.
>>555329225Evo skills level the playing field and give other umas a chance. It never made Ogurin shit.
Happy Irish Princess day
>>555329198her name is symboli holiday s
>falco out of nowhereSo uh... does groundwork help end closers at all? I feel like they'd get pushed back as soon as position keep starts
>>555329314Yay!
I did better than I thought I was gonna do, mostly lost to Gold Ships instead of xoguris.
I really hate the state of fronts and their complete reliance of suzuka
>First month of the year is almost over>I just noticedWoah... I am getting old or is time going faster???
>>555329194non-seiun fronts need more accel than just angling
>>555329453it helps you be ahead of other ends
>>555329680Yeah! Like... that one skill.... that works this CM...
>>555329725trying to time nsm or navigator with something will usually cause you to delay angling too and you lose
Please no buhis in my finals...>>555329525Grats, yeah Gold Ships are a menace.My loss to Oguris were them popping NSM on each other if my Oguri got promoted
I just lost all my races
>>555329453the only end I MIGHT consider it on is cafe because she is ALWAYS lagging, no one else
>>555329525ofc you lost to ends.. how many times does it have to be said front hard counters xog ability to win?
>>555328291Only time they win is if there's no Tamamo in the race.
>>555329673how old are you but yea that happens the older you getI remember how a week felt like a month back in elementary and now it's about 3 and a half blinks
>>555329912>SWhoa its Tamamo's sugar daddyWas it difficult to activate her skill? I think thats the major thing people complained about is the inconsistency of it.
existing sucksumamusume
>>555329912Whats your Tama build? Mine bomb all races and that makes me feel bad
>>555329912My CM8 experience.My front Scarlet: 16 winsMy front Sei: 16 winsEnemy Tamas: 0 wins
I woke up and went for a run because it was raining outsidewhere is my horse girl gf I am entitled to
Pre-finals standings, would love to see Seiun pull through at the end.
>>555330095
inshaumallah today i will get my own 7* sprint parent for maya so i can borrow a full turf spark parent and start building (suffering) her for sprint
>>555330081Cease and desists
>>555330081It's rare, but she loses if she misses it, but it works most of the time. Once she gets going, she's unstoppable, not even pace promoted oguri can catch her.>>555330116
why does mayano top gun keep losing races during parent runseven dober wasn’t this bad
>>555328196>>555329149>>555330465
>>555330515Give her A end and always use her as end
falco is pretty weird looking
>>555330570but im trying to make a front (grand)parent
>>555329673such is the life of a toreina you blink and he's already 3 years old and racing the classics
hoe eh
HOEH
>>555330636Sorry cant help you in whale oriented style
ho..he...
>>555328335I've seen 5 Rudolfs this whole CM, 3 Festivals and 2 base. The only one who won was a base and it was in a lobby of 3 pace, 1 late, and 5 ends. She was the late, I was also impressed not only because lone late in the lobby, but it was fresh, no track record prior to that race
HO HO HEE HO
The Oguri Chaps have found me in Group B! SEND HE
>>555330994wtf is a S rank doing in group B
mayano top hebe
give me a either a good Tachyon, Super creek or Grass deck +skills please so I can advance into group A. Or even Golshi. I'm that desperate.
i retire early to get to group B so i can win every round 2 race
>J.F.+ hopeful won on good mood>enter G3 just before tulip sho (great for affinity btw!) >reporters elated coverage based
>>555331339awooga!
i think tomorrow i'm gonna aim to get at least one runner into top 5
https://x.com/tkm_n_yzkr/status/2015988420418666750what the FUCK
>>555331071seal clubbing
Imagine shooting a massive load inside your Trainee
Is anybody else making a Golshi sprinter for the next CM? I need some help figuring out what kinda parents I need.
>>555331517imagesine
Vodka!
>>555331423>actually winning with urara in JP's dogshit ass skill roulette environment Impressive
>TT scores average getting a bit rough>toss in my CM umas again to raise team score by 10k>eazy 600k againyep, I'm lazymaxxing
>>555331423>53 skills>presumptively 92.5%+ activation ratewhat kind of game does this become exactly
>shit run>hot spring ticket>have to finish ituuuugggghhhhhhh
in Japanese gacha game Japans "dogshit" gambling enviroment
>>555331423
>>555331624trackblazed
>>555330663>>555330827why the long face
I need to cum inside horsegirl pussy
>>555330994Sadly, this trainer was found eaten
>>555331552Mmmm, no.Scarlet!
>
Do not fuck your trainee
>>555331736*horse pussyhttps://files.catbox.moe/o02b2g.jpg
>>555331818RAPES u
>>555331423imagine the absolute humiliation those girls felt, especially the meta ones like chrono or orfe, to be beaten by haru uraragentildonna getting MOGGED in leg strength by urara? Absolute humiliation
>>555331853
>>555331818*if you want her to fail.Fucking your trainee a few times per day (especially before and after races) is crucial to her development.
>>555331818
I am not touching that catbox link
>>555331980bakushin wouldnt do this
>>555331339SUGOI DESS
>>555331980I did. It's not gross.
>>555331339Is Taiki aware of how sexy she is?She needs to be RAPED
>>555332097you can't rape taikiit will end you you being raped
>>555332165woohoo
>>555332165Taiki is dumb, she doesn't know what sex is
>>555331813good to see that my wife's girlfriend is taken care of
>>555332097>umas are seen constantly hauling giant, heavy objects for training >this one even has a fucking gun>Anon wants to assault herIt's your funeral.
>>555331980Sauce for this Bakushin?JOOSH
>>555331969is this a super-duper climax
>>555332198she's gonna call it the cowgirl game
>county girlhorse doesnt know what sex is either that or she fucks dogs?
>People will be happy to move away from thisStrange.
getting killed by umamusume is a win
just queued and got my ass beatthank god I'm already in A finals
>Literally every single cm race is just 5 or 6 gigawhale/botted 16-17k srankers nowI guess my time with the game is finally up. The playerbase has likely finally declined enough that cms going forward are gonna be unplayable without either spending money or botting.Glad I got my little f2p Tamtam that I spent the past 4 months waiting for into A finals at least, but this isn't really fun anymore.
I can fuck catgirks in ffxivI can fuck horsegirls in umamusume But is there a game where I can fuck doggirlls?
might go watch iDubbbz and see how he is doing for my next career runs right now im finishing the last programming (old videogames) video as the next videos it comes up with are dogshit
>my goldship catches up to my daiwa front and passed her by half a length or something>right before the finish line daiwa gets a massive spurt and overtakes again leading to a half length winwhat? there was no duelling, and no skills activating. Golshi didn't rush so she wasn't gassed
>>555328756>GoldshipIn general you want your ends to push as far forward as possible.One of my races Tamamo hit 0 accels but had pushed up to second with Tail nine and her unique hitting so just won anyway. Also won off getting lucky end promoted.I don't have Taishin but pretty sure she's the same
>>555332407...Senran Kagura? Kind of?
>"Is Taiki aware of how sexy she is?She nee-"
>>555332486What is she going to grab?
>Gained 1 hint level(s) for Prepared to Pass.
i want to see a brothel of failed mob umamusume
>>555328756this is mostly just a gold ship problem because she has a mid race unique, which tends to be weaker than late race unique end closers, and will only get worse as we get better skills
it's over
>>555332450she just wanted it more
>>555332407I played an erogame or whatever you call it once that had a dog girl in it. She ended up being my favorite.https://jastusa.com/games/gc023/let's-meow-meow!(The game overall isn't anything special.)
>>555332628Imagine them cosplaying and trying to act like the more popular umas
>>555332713I'm imagining
>>555332646
>>555332646noooooo, you got this!
Why are there S ranks with proper builds in graded BWhat the fuck are you doing hereThis is the shitter bracket
>>555332640From what i've seen the JP meta is to actually get gatekeeper on summer goldship because it guarantees the activation of something?Like she needs a late start to be really good
>>555332646>lesbian couple and their loser femcel friend
>>555329186Fuck you.
I'm fucked...I got the Legendary inspirations
>>555332685>"Oh my Buddha!!"I bet this guy works as a trannylator
>>555331969Do not fuck Ulala!
howdy dess...$200 full servicedess...sniffle
>>555332817luck is a skillthey weren't skilled enoughme too, I will get your ass in B finals/spoiler]
>>555332817probably got too confident and kept matching during peak whale hours
I guess goldship needs to do a lot of races
>>555332879grass wonder?
>>555332993nyo
mare pussy
>mood down>Riko date for mood up>mood down next turn>random Riko even for mood up turn after>mood down A FUCKING GAINFUCK YOU
>>555332345this is a torena issue, i've not spent a dime and have no issue winning most of my matches with ease
>>555332956>>555332967How the FUCK are you suppose to overcome "luck"If their asses can't reach A finals, I'm never getting into A ever again
>>555332345>seethe post before the finalskwabFirst time heading to B myself, you'll get used to it.
>>555333086>mood down again wow 1 in 3000 chance
>>555333169With more luck, obviously.
>>555333169they retired first found on purpose to kill people in group b
bakushin took my S virginity...
>>555332993ass wonder
>>555333169>How
>>555333245her ass is a wonder
>>555332817im gonna guess theyre not proper builds. career score is meaningless. You're in b after all..
>still can't accept this is all one huge casinoReally?After all this time?You can only tip it into your favor, not guaranteed to hit though
>>555332778>>555332794>>555332860we lost to christmas o*uri
>>555330501How consistant is unruffled now?
>>555333368That would imply everyone who plays this game is a gambling addict
the front dream is deadGolshi is back for finals in place of maya
>>555332293>literally the same old taurus meta umas who are meta or at least really strong every cmI will take even sprint gambling over this
>>555333459
>>555333541bro is really craving for the "latest released uma is by far the best option" because spending is cool
>>555333406Very unfortunate, sorry to hear this outcome, umadachi.
Christmas oguri is FUCKING TRASH uma. Whoever decided that "activating 3 stamina skills" is good for her ult is a retarded nigger. She doesn't work AT ALL.
>>555333631it isit means that there will be variety because not everyone will be able to continuously spend
How the fuck did this winI don't get this game at all
>Kawakami gives me solid white sets like this>But I can never get a good blue and pink to match itKawakami please, you're the uma I need to make a 10*+ sprint parent set, I just need you to cooperate one time then I can properly get you trained for Capricorn.
we're all gonna make it bwos
>>555333719It just happens Hit all the skills and good positionThat's all there is to it
this shit took all my sanity to build, and she does fucking nothing but taking 7-9 places. dumbass glue machine i hope cinderella gray sucks you useless whore.
>>555333368good umas will get you to finals, rng won't stop that. WR will take a hit from rng plenty, especially with stupid mood system. But yes only ingenuous fags/ragebaiters claim finals is just skill. Its like 50% skill w/ how stupid rng can be
snuck into (probably third place) group a from oguri sacking pace promote three matches in a row at current timemaybe i should look into rebuilding my goldship with ryan or dober uniques
>>555333912rating score doesn't mean much but if it's that low there's no chance that this has good stats for an ace
>>555333912post recoveries and wit so I can laugh at you.
>>555333638it's ok they did their best
>>555333719this is why I am so shocked at people chasing a 100% win rate uber meta team. You have to completely control the lobby with some retaded oonige strategy just to prevent something like this from happen occasionally
>>555333940i think that your overall winrate is more or less close to your chances of winning the finals
>>555333719ones like that hurt much more than piggy losses. I lost to a golshi w/ only 700 power. Also a biwa w/ 700 power. Makes zero fuckin sense when they shouldve struggled on the final uphill
The roulette gave me three horses to build this CM (Biwa, King, Oguri)This is the breadwinner, if you can call it thatSay something nice to herPleaseKing has 1 win btw Idk what happened in that lobby
>>555332817If you drop down to B, I feel like you should at least try to have fun at that point with Umas you like instead of trying to seal club with an S-Rank Oguri
>>555333993Honestly, you can already laugh at me. I deserved it. I tried like 5 different oguris, one as pace chaser, other as late surger, some has low wit but higher stam/pwr, other higher wit but lower stam e.t.c. They all sucked ass. Meanwhile my taishin who took a single try to build and is kinda "meh" does all the work and wins some races.
If you really think about it, King Halo pace is basically Oguri but for sprint.
I think uma sex would hurt.
>>555333719Rushing Gale can proc on the final straight and end up being a golden spurt IF you’re willing to embrace the heart of the cards
am I soulless for running Falcon+Air Groove+Bakushin next cm? I can't be bothered by the sprint grind so I'll just take these umas that are easiest to train. Might even try Kingu if air groove doesn't work.
Current Chan taught her how to be an adult before you...
>>555334184Nerd
>>555334283NoGo back to racing
>>555334113not at all anon. There are plenty of suffering umadacchis that have traumaposted about big WR. I'm one of them w/ my libra loss - 88% WR. I podiumed all 3 like 30 times. Got matched w/ biggest whale ive encountered - all long s taishin/golshi/cafe. My 50% WR cafe somehow failed both recoveries. Unless you're like 30% wr squeaking in, than yeah you're prol not getting first w/o matchmake luck
>>555334184She has the best ears in the franchise
>>555334281It's sprint, nobody will bother with the grind
do you think goldship feels bad for lying to tosen jordanshes not smart enough to realize she's just joking
>>555334184>roulette Are you insane?What if the roulette gave you urara?
>>55533441688% isn't 100%, wdym "not at all"
What's WDYM?
>>555334514i just called out fags like you in the previous comment - kys.
>>555334184She's gorgeous with and without glasses.
>>555334567What do you mean Anon
>>555334590GIANT
i just love it when my ace uma gets bad mood 5 times in a row. Thank you cygames for bricking my hopes.
>>555334450I will
>played enough pasa careers I'm now gooning to herI've become shadow the hedgehog...
>>555334709pic unrelated
>>555334709This but TaikiWhat the fuck is going on
I use AI to remake images of Nico getting creampied into images of TM Opera getting creampied.
>>555334709Umamusume A looks kind of pregnant in that pic
>>555330501She didnt win a single time out of 15 races. I guess the lack of late/mid race skills kills me. She's always stuck at 5th or lower
>>555334842by me
Does umamusume anal have same grip as horses do
>>555331652Shit looks like a star wars intro
Is the succubus any good in the upcoming sprint CM?
>>555335134next cm is the Falco vs Curren deathmatch, with poorfags bakushins sprinkled here and there
>>555328110tamamo love
She will be running in CM9 and CM10
>>555335006sounds like partially terrible luck but pump/dober mightve made the dif. This had like 30 wins and cucked my xoguri outta at least 10 wins. Prol wouldve won more w/ maestro or 50~100 more stam but i priotized finals gambling
>>555335228next CM is kingu and and air groove doing late surger shit
>>555335310i’ll be making an end ny ulala
>>555335325Mhm I'll keep it in mind for next time. Maybe a good Doober parent might do the trick. Tama's career is easy enough to run and build for med/long at least.
>similar stats>except my oguri has lower stamina at 690>his is 800+straightway reco+cooldown+passing+777>also had debuff nature>my oguri was promoted to front early>maintained front the entire race>his oguri some gassed out????What the fuck was that?Granted this is graded B but how the fuck did his XOguri gas out? She gassed out around 500m left
>>555335326I hope so because that would trigger my HOEH ARIGATOU more easily if there are less paces and fronts around
>>555335505Wrong picture but yeah, that was weird?
Golshi reign is over. This will be HER CM
surely i can reuse my TT sprint team and sneak into group A
>>555335629cause hes a retard who took 3 terrible recoveries, especially for xoguri.
>>555335554i'm rolling with those two and maruzensky simply because 3 lates will never trigger pump consistently
>"oh boy I can't wait to build a sprint Spech->have to get top 3 in Haruten350-ish stam is more than enough to win senior year Arima but I don't think it's enough for 3200m
>>555335636 >king jobberanon...
>>555335768Almost everything is possible, if you're lucky
>>555335854It's unity, the barrier is very low, if you have ay least 200 guts, should be enough
>>555335820I plan on using Falco again since she's op, but I am a little worried that (since global loves debuffing) there will be team comp specifically designed to stop her ulti
>>555335854I like /uma/ because instead of using proper umas for the track, anons say fuck it and just inject sparks into whoever they like.
>>5553358957 and I get some umanko
>>5553358957 and my umawife becomes real
7 and we'll all be set free from this hell
>>555335115gotchu senpai
>>555336030>>5553360567 and you two will have a good day anyway.
>>555336117How can I have a good day without umanko
>>555336117SHIRAOKI-SAMA WILLS IT
shiraoki sama PLEASE
>>555336117Shiraoki-sama... arigatou...
>>555336225
>>555336192Try to take it easy and dial back on the horny posting maybe
I don't see a countdown for 5 borrows, does that mean they are permanent?>10 carats cheat will be gone in 2 daysnyoo
>>555336225should have WAITED until shitter hours
I pressed on a guts rainbow only once. I think I can replace Urara with a wit card. also clocked out thrice on Haruten
>>555336225distanced by S+ oguri...
>>555336334
dang if i have to flatline this week for the rolls, im gonna get demoted. No luck in high rolling TT despite multiple 5-stack wins
>>555334416I'm an ultra shitter f2p, faustian conqueror's spirit preventing me from reading endless wikis like some brown slave, just yolo click speed training and put in cm whatever horse comes out.I got into Virgo A finals by quadrupling my won races with a 3-2 on the 8th and last try on round 2. So I won 1/35 races before that. Won the finals somehow. Scorpio and the most other cups were similar, mostly 1-4 & 0-5 in round 2 although in Scorpio I think I got 3-2 twice.
>>555335820what is this diddy blud doing bringing pump to caprisun
>>555336334nuuu
>>555336334GRIMsamesee you in B finals
>2/5>2/5>2/5>2/5my first B rank finals...
>>555336294wdym this IS shitter hours I'm queuing
>>555336374there hasn't been any announcement
How do i get fucking good at uma? I've been playing since day 1, got me a MLB kitasan, I don't give a shit about CMs but I feel bad about my poor horsegirls shitting the bed. Is it a skill issue? Parent issue? Am i just shit at the game? Feel free to call me slurs
>>555336289nyes
>>555336334Nyoooooo
There's no way you guys aren't making A finals. This is all just a shitpost.
>>555336483Show us your CMs and that'll give us an idea, my neigha.
>>555336379you may be proof of ELO, and certainly rng of finals. Ik other day anon said he had like 80% WR four straight CMs w/ zero plats to show for it.
>round 2 day 1>use tickets near reset reset for 1-1-0-2>get pissed and lose hope on my team but take anons advice and queue now for day 2>4-3-3-4I thought you guys were memeing, why is it so different? whales spam all their tickets immediately?
>>555336483Post your TT aces, I'll tell you if you're a shitter.Also, your best uma with the cards you used.
>>555336597john cygames here it was me i fixed your seed now continue spending gweilo
Basically she turned me into domestic rodent and now I have intimate knowledge of what the inside of her uma pussy looks like but I gotta pretend that I don't remember anything that happened in my hamster form or she will get extremely embarrassed.
can’t believe i’m sharing a general with b “finalists”
>>555336427yea its weird on that front and im coping theyll just give us 100 on cards
>>555333719What's there to not get? Rushing Gale randomly procs here and you become as the gods. It's an unreliable skill, but at least in Sagi it has a minor chance of rarely going off. In many other courses it's just downright shit.
>>555336597I did the same and ate shit right nowit's just random
>>555336483>How do i get fucking good at uma?learn how to play unity, learn what skills are best for certain tracks, play until a decent highroll.post aces with deck, skill and winrate
>>555336649thanks mr john, I promise I'll spend 50 bucks if you let me win A finals
One of Tama's most prized possessions is a coupon book
The last time I was in B finals was in Gemini, and that's when I had absolute shit SRs and no kitasan, you have no excuse not being in A finals unless you're an uma only puller with no kitasan
Did you know that B finalists have cooties and it's contagious?
We love Bcuties here
Sorry, soulboy. This is a metaslave house.
>>555336827>t. golshit xogbot taishit user
I can't even reach the speed cap with Kitasan+Sweep+WindyI can't find Kitasan in speed during senior at all lmao
>>555336790
Would you hate your danchou if he wasn't an A group finalist?
>>555336839chiyono would bark this
>EVERY single match has a goslhi/taishin whalelol
>>555336946I already dislike Danchou for giving flatfags three "last chances" to redeem themselves.
>>555336946This is what I would do to danchou if he landed in B finals
>>555336946if he used golshi/hoguri yes
>>555336827hmmm let's see anon's A finals f2p deck
>>555336917What makes Taishin so good on this track? My Goldshit can't compete
This is what I live for
>>555336986Golshi is f2p soul though?
>>555337059The potential was always there
@umagrok make me a sprint parent deck
virgin obuhi crap (as in shit) can't compete with the front chadsi just run to the finish line fast as fuck and before you even get a chance to do anything>b-but muh calculated r-recovery skills muh planned s-strategy is surely to winokay nerd *slaps you on the face* *grabs you by the throat and pushes you against the lockers*this is Toresen, only the strongest wins
>>555336946Yes because my danchou is cute
Ain't no way Verxina is still a middle schooler...
>>555336946i dont need a reason to hate my dancho
>suzuka seiunsoulless
>>555337152post your team, you have a xog yourself, don't lie
>>555337059its mile/med that taishins a fraud. But the simple fact on long where spurt is still the most reliable - shes the only fkn uma with gold spurt
>>555337171You need psychiatric help
>>555337152FrontGODS this is our strongest brother, giving him your energy
>>555337171It's kind of rude for Teio to not recognize her very vibrant looking classmate (Twin Turbo) until later of season...
>>555336597>CM resetshit eating central>actual daily resetfree wins for shitters
>>555336483What are you having problems with Anon? We can't tell the issue if you're not giving us anything.
Kitasan … is handsome????
>whale thinks he's SOVL incarnate for winning with a wedding mayano or something, when his next two are S xoguri and taishin or golshi.
>>555337171why the fuck is Doto and Opera in juniors? they should be next to NTRAV
>>555337387Yes!
>>555336613>>555336560These are the umas I use in CM, the Mayano is my highest one ever. >>555337383I was booting my game up (I'm working) so I can give more details now
>>555337387I wish I could afford to spark her…
>>555337171>junior 1st yearalways knew this guy was a predator
>salty whales still trying to push the golshi = sovlless memeYou LOST. Get over it. Golshi is the SAVIOUR of F2PLORDS.
>>555337514Both original kita and ny kita have some free rolls, just get lucky
is this soul?
>>555337171>Helios is a 2nd year highscoolerwtf this zoomer is actually an unc
>>555337457
>>555337457>Christmas Oguri not max speed, way over 700 stamina & 421 wit>Nice Nature on a long race, debuffer? No dont>Top Gun, she feels shit as front, should run her as end
I tried but there is only so much I can do against the hoguris
>>555337570I will summon Kitasan with horse rituals
>>555337669>you now remember zoomer streamers making fun of her outdated slang in nipland
>>555337457You indeed lack game knowledge. If your Oguri has 3 heals + her ult (also heal) what do you need all that stam for? You should also know that capping speed is important.There is nothing wrong with Mayano, but I see you're reusing her from a previous CM with a non MLB KSB... You should also try using SR cards that are MLB'd over non MLB cards, I guess you're using Falco for groundwork anyway...
>>555337152Based based based
>>555337452Twitter tier lists don’t need to follow canon, anon
>>555331736https://files.catbox.moe/v63lrl.mp4
>>555336827well anon? we're all waiting on your f2p deck
>>555337171My cute boyslut is a junior 1st year, I'll fuck his pink Bokumanko
ummm golshit niggers where is the commotion? where are the riff-raffs golshisnots? hmmm? le golshigame? gwo you said you used le golshit in saggytits because "she is my le oshi xddd" right golshichuds? not because she is le umahandicap umawheelchair metaslopper umachoice of the umayear umaward??? i believed u zwo you like le golshtihd because u like her for her le funny personsneedity right golsneedchucks??? so why didnt u use your le oshit le golshit xdd in caprisun????? hmmmm??? huh??? bwuhhh yeah my responses goldshiwankers? bwo ur le anchors aweigh and shoot off into light years away ahead of pacekeks?? why didn't u use her get out of umajail card this CM huh???? bwuh? u like her right golmudsmucks????? so where is all the hoohaa? your "heh look i beated this lobby SILLY with my golshit xddd lol golshigame golshigame!!!" im nyoooticing or rather im NYOT nyoticing any of these selfsuck??? what happened? lol golshigame saggytuts am i right guys give me my (you)s? where is the umauproar in le umathreads?? you didnt shelf away your golshigame goshi golshi in capriconr right golshipiddles? where is the clitter clatter right now huh golshiturks? golshireeks? golshigame??? oh no no no wait youre gonna go back to using golshit for pissces right? golshiputts? did i guess it right? hmmmmm?
DO NOT click that
zoomers are old nowthe new cool kids are gen alphaget with the times uncs
where is all this squealing noise coming from
That's a real mare...
>>555337917
wtf she shat all over him?
winning ticket wins a ticket to the finalsi hate group A i hate group A i hate group A i hate group A i hate group A
WHERE IS THE FREE 10PULLS ANNOUNCEMENT YOU SAID IT WOULD BE TODAY WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT
>>555337171Theres an accelerated child genius in highschool 3rd year
>>555337304>>555337452>>555337830>non canonhttps://wikiwiki.jp/sppenpen/%EF%BD%B7%EF%BE%83%EF%BE%99%E2%80%A64I don't spent an hour just to make a shitpost
>>555337771slang moves fast, and even faster with the internet
didn't expect maru to get the most wins but i'll take it
Young colt TM Opera O watching Grass Wonder humiliate Special Week in Arima Kinen
>>555338035We said free pulls are today (in 11 hours), we didn't say they'd announce it
>>555337457Of course a soulless debuffcel doesn't know how to play
nigger
>>555338113Maru is so strong in this cup, I'm glad she has become whale only so she's not as common as Taishins.
>>555337457Basic CM knowledge is having capped speed. That's the first step to anything. I'm just going to assume you're a flatliner who have better things to do than playing this game and just recycling umas from previous CMs then post in the thread crying when it's not working
>>555337171It feels like they just put that shit in a randomizer and call it a day.
My Uokka spooked me by winning the first 2/3 races... alas, B finals it is.
>>555337702How do I end closer Mayano? I have a good parent for her (6*spd 3*stam and viceversa). Should I check the cards that give End closer skills, check which ones are MLB and run Mayanos until I get one?>>555337778The thing about groundwork is I don't understand why it's so important. I have a couple shitty parents that have like a 7*groundwork white spark, but don't know if it's a most in ALL umas or just in some. I've also seen people obsess over Playtime's over and Tail held high, so I honestly don't know what skills to prioritize>>555338172Well I have a job and like uma, I'm just looking to improve
>>555338035they're posting it AFTER reset so nobody does the 1000 pulls thing, since it's invalidated if you login even once
>>555338170I had no idea she was this strong this CM, I didn't have any time to test in rooms and just needed a third uma for the team, I'm glad I went with her now
>>555337171>this is (supposed to be) a 12 years old student
>>555337457>MayanoDrop McQueen (bad stat stick, bad gold skill), use R Riko/MLB Sunday, borrow Creek/Power Rice>Nature (Ace?)I'd drop McQueen too, use King Halo, borrow Creek>OguriShe doesn't need stamina cards. Drop McQueen and Cafe for MLB Sunday/Fuku cards, drop Special Week for King Halo, drop Falcon for another MLB Wit/R Riko and then borrow FineMo.Try to aim for 900~ stamina on Mayano and Nature, Mayano needs a Gold recovery, Nature needs a white recovery, Oguri you'll have to choose your own gaslight with 3 or 4 recoveries, but for the most part you need Hydrate, Corner Recovery (from Kitasan and Halo), and Triple 7. As much as possible, try to cap speed, but 1150+ is just fine.
You do not need capped speedBasic CM knowledge is accel strategy for the racetrack1200 speed comes second to that
>>555337171No way my little dirt gremlin is a highscooler lmaoShe's a 3rd year middle schooler at best
See you in Group B finals!
>>555338293Groundwork is only important for front runners and if you already have groundwork parents you don't need to use the falco card.You usually don't get specific skills like PTO or THH, anons like them because they activate during midrace and midrace is the best race.The best way to improve is to use your best cards and buy the skills that can activate in the track and have discounts, you can usually see the best skills as guidance in sloptuber videos/guides.
>>555338165even sprints need some stamina, no?
>>555338520Out of any Uma she's one of the most consistently stated as a classmate of NTR and BNW... funny I know.
>>555338552you only really need 200 to survive cm9
Cooking enthusiast umamusume, I'm begging you, please stop cooking for this dumb princess who can't work out how to use cloud storage.
>>555338552lol no
>Falcon spookIs there a way to check my hints? I can't remember if I already got groundwork from sparks.
>>555337917>can be brought into every CM including dirtmayaCHADS win again!
Capricorn room45537855I don't know what I am doing
>>555337457Okay that needs work. Whats your cards like?
>>555337917Still Golshi game. This one I made today, slightly better than my previous Golshi that was having trouble in round 2 because there are too many other end closers to guarantee positioning for pump/dober. I am still making more at the moment and will probably have a better one for finals.
>>555337903hot
Obey Your Master.
>>555338626>7/9erm bwo? Your 3 runners? Pwease?
>>555338851I want to have sex
>>555337171>Maruzen, 2x Symboli, ardan, and pearl in high school third year>Biwa and Air Grove in high school second yearAll you need to discard this retarded list because those are 30+ years old women cosplaying as students
>>555337171This is a grown ass woman with a voice that's deeper than some adult males and you're telling me she's like 12?
>>555338939Dont say that...
Hmmm, what to do for the next CM. Maybe... maybe Maruzensky.
How do I kick this lone suzuka from the room bwos... do I just start a new one...
>>555337702The thing with Mayano is you need to get Stamina and power parents like 6* stamina 3* power or 9* stamina or something near those values.You have to have Ryan parent of your own and then borrow list Mejiro Dober of different distances and buy both their skillsFor stamina card if you dont have supercreek 3lb or MLB use Manhattan cafeYou dont have to give a shit about end closer skills that much except for one straightaway spurt by winning G1 Races using different style, deadline is Arima Kinen Senior year. The best time to attempt this is on G1 races on senior year.4 speedcards + 1 stamina + borrowed Riko will be enough.For speedcards I hope you have Sweep Tosho card the alternative is Narita Brian instead of using Smart Falco
>7L
>>555338939they're old women cosplaying as said high schoolers
why does this have to be yurige? umas only see their trainer as a teacher and nothing more. it's over.
>>555339032oops meant for >>555338293
I'm not gonna fail the witcheck this time, I'll hide the stub
>>555339029break her legs
>>555338728These are all the cards I own. I only have a 3LB R Riko.>>555339032Thank you kind stranger
Join with 3 (three umas please) this time, you can do it.Capricorn room72169470if I see that suzuka again I'm gonna kill myself in the champions meeting
the term "lowroll" implies the existence of a "highroll"so why are all my runs the same
>>555339321> Having 3 umas for capricorn alreadyLol
>>555339396never mind, this is the run that gave me the first hotsprings ticketit's still glue, but now it's slightly different glue from every other run
>>555332914I will fuck Ulala.
>>555338772Its not impossible to win even against whales with f2p Golshi, as I snatched 2 wins away, but even those were really RNG wins rather than deserved ones.
>goldship>xoguri>taishin>goldship>xoguri>taishin>goldship>xoguri>taishinaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>555339539only after she wins arima
>>555339321I thought Suzunigger was bad for capricorn?
>>555339296You're welcomeHoly fuck use Sweep Tosho, she's one of the best SR cards and you have her at MLBSo its Kitasan, Sweep, KingHalo.Silence Suzuka or MLB Flash you got there is also a good option.You need higher LB on Suzuka, Bakushin, Biko to effectively use them, sad this game relies too much on higher LB to make these cards viable than max LB SRYou're really stuck at using Cafe for the meantime until you get at least 3LB on Creek. I know the pain of training with 2LB->3LB->MLB Creek.
>>555339321rare kingu win
>4 mood downs before first summer campHELP!
>>555339716Some hors are meant for glu, dont worry bro half TP soon
>>555339640
>>555339396Never had a horse as good 2 months later
>no eventsis the game dying? EOS soon? it feels empty...
Does having the same grandparents (that are not the trainee) negatively impact affinity?
>>555339804I HECKIN' love longslop!
>>555339873no
>>555339804This is so sad
>>555339873no, you only get affinity penalty if the trainee and the grandparent are the same
>>555339873No? As far as I remember only uma and similar g1 wins impact affinity
when are the free rolls? i need to plan what i'm doing for 5 days without uma
>>555339871>hiding your caratsWhy'd you censor it anon. If you've got nothing to worry about then you don't need to censor it anon.
Its not XOguri, its HOguri, get it right.
you get so much shit from going 5-0 wtf
>>55534000211 hours
>>555339804This is so funny
>>555340027It's AMOguri, Ashen Miracle Oguri.
>>555340024Bwo he only has 2 gorillion monies, you know what that implies
>>555339804This is so infuriating
hahaI'm in danger
>>555340024I'm broke and I don't want you to laugh at me for not having any savings
>>555339804now THIS is sovl of competitive gambling
>>555339321Kingu win! Thanks for joining with the correct amount of umas this time.fucking 1200 wit and my falco still misses Taking the Lead, this game might be a little cancer like bwo what can I even do...
>>555340208hahahahahaha this neigha has no savings ahahahahahhahahah
>>555340002upon daily reset, if you log in after that your account is officially bricked
>>555340002tomorrow after reset
>>555339296You good SRs, so thats good. If you need stamina use your R Riko and borrow Creek. Sweepy, Halo and Eishin are good and should pair them with Kitasan. Brian is also a good card (imo), but she has zero starting friendship, so only one card with zero friendship otherwise it'll fuck over friendship growing. XOgurin's deck should be something like 3wit+Riko+2 spd. She doesnt need much stamina. Also in general don't use LB0 ssr cards for your ace runs. Most SSRs only get good enough at lb3. You'll get better mileage out of MLB sr cards. While at the topic of builds, maybe ask your club bros to share their umas or stalk their profiles to check out their builds. Try to copy or emulate them. Also pay attention to growth rates, a 20% speed uma wont need as many speed cards as a 0% speed uma.
>>555339871
>>555340216Sprint CMs are truly SOVL
>>555340216I will bring a debuffer to sprint cm, you niggas better fix your stamina
fucking hell i have never been bodied this much, probably the first CM where i FELT the gap between me and the piggies
do u coppi
boys
aiii kopiii
>>555337669bro she is a race horse from the 80s
>>555340407fukumlbgang will RAPE YOU IN THE ASS next cm
>>555340398You can survive on like 1 stam bwo
yosh ikuyoooo
>>555340407bro I can see you have xoguri who are you calling a piggu
>>555340216>brought in the wrong buonooops
>>555340398And this "debuffer" you talk about... is she in the Capricorn Room with us right nyow?37925635
>>555340407That's how longslop is, the longer the race the more that highrolls or whales get an advantage just by having superior umas. Miles are f2p galore with the RNG, and Medium is where waifufags shine, also whales.
>>555340320Thank you for the helpful advice! All the advice I've gotten in the thread has helped me clear my head around the game, thanks umadacchis
this is the sluttiest alt in the game
>>555339640>>555339804I refer back to this image >>555332293
>>555340407same, first B finals since gemini
>>555340605Idk i won libra fairly comfortably and i NEVER got 0-5'd before. Maybe i shouldn't have fucked with fronts and xoguri>>555340576ticket pull :^)
I need a submissive tradwife umamusume
>>555340407deserved for using gold shit and slopguri
teio..
>>555340590that taiki is a placeholder for something else, I can’t believe she actually got to ult there
>>555340802Well she doesn't need you
This shit is rage inducing
>>555340453Im going to Alice!
Are you borrowing #Curren or Finemo for your sprint girls?
>>555340790>smaru and xoguri
I love edging for 10 minutes until someone procs straightaway spurt before me and I lose
>>555340886Doesn't MANT bring the ability to use a clock for any race?
>>555340904bakushin
>>555340635Good luck!
>>555340805I ran Dasca for all but 2 rounds, however...
>>555340718
>>555341023Skills?
>>555340790>he fell for smaru>he fell for xoguri again
>>5553409597 and he doesn't
SHE DID IT.THE SON OF A BITCH DID IT.I'M IN.
>>555341112qt
>>5553410947 and you better be nice to your fellow dacchis!
>>555341023I think I posted them before, maru soaked a lot of wins from her in round 1 but they both kept losing in round 2 so a panic substituted her for golshi (it went even worse i shouldn't have done that)
>>555341092More like>Single front
>>555340590I'm sorry guys I ragequitted because of losing to Curren... no results screen this time
>>555341218
>>555341070>>555341193
This cheeky bastard is getting ready to FUCK bitches again37925635
Single front is not uselessSingle front forces order into any raceSingle front enforces position keep
>>555341218hoeeeeh
>>555341218i’m rly sry for pounding your “umadol” into the turf gwo i can only hope this makes you consider better and cuter options
yeah falco is a single frontsingle forever that is LOL
lmeow
>>555328196Yup, that's me, 0/5, point and laugh
>>555341331Wrong clipboard itemhttps://x.com/i/status/2016092453389139973
I WILL keep logging in and I WILL get spooked by all the umas I wanted!
>>555341398delete this
>>555341398damn
Haha no Goldship in sprint rooms?Think again
Hmm but what if I bring double ASE on sprint..
>>555341525go back
>>555331517I don't need to imagine it cause I do it every time she's to pent up
>>555341550I got smoked by a S rank sprint Ogurin. Their reign never ends.
I wll be raped by our umadol and you cannot stop it
>>555341665I think I need to redo my Ogurin, need to maxout WIT instead of power
I'm not going to follow a guide for next cm, I have done worse in cms just trying to follow them.
That's a good wrap up for the last ticket. Daiwa decided to get serious and now she's winning almost as much as XOguri despite being a solo front
>>555341759You guys actually follow guides? I thought we were just shitposting..
I need ten sparks and 2 inspires to get from G to A, correct?
>>555341193Might just be me but I feel like 700 wit is basically a witlet for S. Maru, 800 is the bare minimum, 900 is nice, 1k+ is what you should aim for.
>>555341880yep
>>555341481it's a dirty job but someones gotta do it...
>accidentaly skip to last race section>my xoguri is 8thwhat the fuck
>>555341790Just for the last 2
Why is daiwa not recommended for the sprint cm? Wouldn't a daiwa rocket autowin?
>>555342052How do you control a consistent Daiwa Rocket against Bakushins and Falcons? also Sprint G
Whats the activation for give mummy a hug? 1-5th place or 2nd-5th?
>>555341398dont say that....
Before:>skip holidays oguri we will get evo skills tomorrow tazuna told me>hoguri doesn't even work she needs 3 recoveries that's too many SP>you are wasting your carats on oguri you need to roll for dober and save for fuku speed>golshi game lol>oonige suzuka will win anyway>he sparked the banner lololololAfter:>if you play hoguri you're cancer>metafag>bwos my golshi isn't winning>I'll play during SEA hours because... SHUT UP>sloptuber said to skip triple 7 WHY ARE YOU NOT SKIPPING IT>buhi buhi buhi teio.jpg>taishin tasuketeeeeeee>I'll just skip finals and get my free rollsYou get what you fucking deserve.
>>5553421252 to 4
LOG IN CMIM WINNING MY RACESITS EASY HOURS
>>555342223i did and I lost....
GOD DAMN KING HALO IS SO HOT HERE
>>555341630is this generic reaction image tied to something i don't know of
She took my 5 star virginity
I want to fuck a horse
>>555342109The same way you don't control el condor pasa being in the top 2 for her ulti to work tho and that's being shilled
>>555342327For me it was Bakushin
>>555342310I normally dislike western art, but it doesn't have the tumblr nose... and that Zenno Rob Roy looks uber cute. Everyone does.
>>555342310no one says that
>>555342310AIslopa > Western 'art'
>>555342223WAIT NODONT LOG INDONT RUIN MY FUN
This should help with the sprint cm
>>555342310Extremely cute Digitan
>>555342194didn’t pull the jewish horsecomfortably in group a finalsshrimple as
>>555342547showa era otaku fashion is dead, just like gyaru
>>555342513Enjoy your Haruten
Wenn 2-2 before work. I got 2 more chances to qualify for A. I'm going to all in and pull for Tamamo after work..
>>555341978>not bringing 4 recov
>>555342625>runs late + clocksnothing personnel makween
>hit sprint A in classic>this is the fucking run>hit spring S in senior>my run is fucking bricked>worst stats yet>zero good hints>can't even clear URA because I have 350 stamina and get a 2400m semi-final
big doto
>>555342772run more sprints/miles to force shorter ura
>>555342645>the rainbow film company tank topThat's extremely dated and specific, Neicha.
How tf am I supposed to get both good parents and good aces if at 5 runs per day I on average get 1 9 star parent every 20 days
Hishiama
>>555342846I can't fit six races and still get stats
>>555342772what uma
B finals.....homeIt's the second cm I keep getting 2/3 reeee
>>555342327So umas just have 'nothing' at the place where human ears are supposed to be at?
>>555342409Red Ace will proc anywhere starting from 50%, Pasa will always proc in late race.
if you deleted long CMs nobody would complain
>>555343069Just hair yes
>>555342937>7just dont recklessly spend your luck bwo
>>555343069makes you wonder how some of them wear glasses…
>>555342194>no sound>i dont get to hear her cute laughpost ignored
MAYANO TOP HEBE
mayano top gun is the WORST character ever created
>>555343039
>>555343376>t. nutter brain
>>555343442me on the right
Does it look like a good deck for dober parent? + nakayama festa
>>555341759>>555342037tits too small tbqh
I'm not even losing to hoguri but random TT pacers. I lost to her like 3-4 times this round. A fucking mcqueen with SFV only white recoveries with 800 stam fucking destroyed us. This game is dogshit
>>555343490
mayano top gun is the BEST character ever created
>>555343442me on the left
>>555343639
>>555332576Fine motion, you bitch. give me your Speed Star
>>555343464>>555343756gay bitches
>>555343442me as the pink swimsuit
>>555343752I'll just leave her like that and let her make lewd noises
I love my beautiful wife
>>555343765
>still no 10pull announcementcygames didn't fix the 100 pull thing and is not releasing patch notes until after reset so everyone logins and gets brickedHODL THE LINE!!!
>>555343864
bwo is really posting an illegal comic here instead of linking the artist's paywalled pixiv account you're literally killing him
>>555343864>>555343986Is she going to rape me now?
>>555343986
>>555343961nyo free pullsnyo chr*stmas treenyo all uma banner (it's anime alts rerun)
>>555343986Is Orfevre placing chestburster inside Trainer
>Check artist profile>EdelgardYeah I'm not surprised that someone who loves Edelgard would also love Orfevre
>>555344192Is this game worth playing? I'm tired of masturbating 5 times a day
>>555344101retard
>>555343961What free pulls? What login?
>>555343861>t.
>>555344243Nta but absolutely if you have a switch I lost my cartridge when I traded in my 1st gen model for one of the newer oled models and i really wish i could still play it
GIBS? GIBBEROOS? GLIBBIES? GLIB GLOBA?
>>555344243I think its worth trying. I pirated it and Engage and had fun with both games.
>>555343961I don't need an announcement, I have full faith in cygenerous. In 10 hours, I will get 10 free rolls on tamamo cross. It's that simple.
ryan...
I know what I’m bringing to finals
new cryer
>>555344243Absolutely. Just stay away from the satellite-launched missiles and you're going to have a fun experience
>>555344595I fuck this
>>555344447But what about the Christmas lobby?
>>555344712This fucks me
>>555344828t. Rudolf
>>555344764Can you find evidence of such a thing existing for christmas 2021 in jp
>>555344595Thank god their ages are unspecified or I'd feel bad about what I'm about to do
Chronogenesis owes me sex
I have to head out for a bit. Please don't show Urara anything dirty while I'm gone.
I am literally Wada Ryuji
>>555344894tfw the moment i finally got into a relationship i found out that im a complete pushover
>>555344894why is that single cord on her epaulette 100 times longer than the other ones?
>>555344764>>555344941https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNRI_EuTcMkLivestreamed on december 25, at 3:04 he shows the ingame lobby. No christmas stuff.
>>555345230Me on the right (but 100lbs heavier)
>>555345230
>>555344894Mares don't top.
>>555345230first rate mating
Are you ready for half TP?
>>555345401why would i need half a toilet paper "smart" falcon
>>555345401Waiting for half TP to do front pasa runs since they're mostly quit outs on first inspiration
>>555345401Give me half TP and 10 borrows, I'll make danchou fall for me.
>>555345468>front pasaaren't fronts cucked next CM, everyone is running pace, even bakushin
>>555343861new phone wallpaper
>>555345553They're pretty bad, but I'm playing the game for fun and like front.
>>555343815It's called AGP
>>555345498new phone wallpaper
>>555345401Reaching 1M for the next event will be easy as hell, but there will still be flatliners whining
I love fillies
>>555344894rudolf is the helios of ramonu's story she just watches from the cuck chair
>>555345735cute
I love colts
>>555344572>teioanon, if you keep this up, you will have a heart attack at 38*gets on knees and cryes*don't say that....
I love ningens
>>555346019cute koshka
Thighband pantyhose is the hottest tag ever
where are the free pulls!!
How do I beat haruten with sprint Rice?
>>555344894How do I get a girl that makes me look at her like this?
>>555346019go back
>>555346019me on the left
>>555346194gymmaxx, heightmaxx, and facemaxx
Can't get past 600k this week in TT
>>555346170i ate those pull
>>555346268nice ass
>>555346194You will be disappointed after finding out that anime romcoms have nothing to do with irl dating, so HODL and wait for AI robowaifus
>>555346418Craigslist golshi
>>555346518>Reddit Light O out of nowhere
>>555346534heheeh it looks like pussy xd
danchou, please recruit NEETer anons next month, flatlinerless possibly
>>555346364Teioanon...
>>555346592Whats redditNever heard of it
>>555346660Natie would never say this
>>555346213Gosh, Win Variation is so beautiful.
>>5553461875+ stamina sparks and Riko. Pop balls on stamina/power. 500 stamina 400 guts is enough to win as late
>>555346660>earns more money than Teio
>>555346364Oguri the villain
>>555346019
>>555346534gentle thunder thighs
The monkey paw curls yet again
>>555346213Let's be mare and not telling Shion.
>>555342513>>555342625>>555342725Rice's unique triggers on the final straight after passing someone on the final corner or later.Since late race perfectly overlaps the final straight, her unique will never do anything in next month's sprint CM. She functionally does not have one. If that's the case, you may as well run vamp rice since her unique helps her clear career while keeping as low stam as possible.Only way to get mileage out of OG Rice's unique is to run her as late so she doesn't enter the top 4 until she's already at top speed.
>>5553469371 stam
please
>>555346832>live longer than Teio>died comfortablyshe's won the lifespan lottery.
>>5553469371* wit, you must suffer like I have
>>555346995Please stop posting images of my wife.
>>555346984>>555347030It was 1* pow
This is what peak racer genes look like
>>555347008
>>555347108PUT THEM BACK
>>555346660>regular customerWhore
>>555347173...fiiiiiiiiine
>>555347108DIRECTOR! SEND THIS TRAINER IMMINENTLY INTO THE PENIS EXPLODING CHAMBER AND HAVE HIS PENIS EXPLODED
quick capricorn room before I remake all of my aces because this is not enough65646224Join with 3 uma
KEPPARIMASHOU!!
>>555347246Good
>>555347331
>>555328110>all CM winners are with low witWitfraud dicksuckers what is our response? Because God I want to be fucked by Witfraud.
>>555347306SPECHUD HATE
>>555347108i won't mind a bit.
>>555347335
>CTRL+C>CTRL+V
>xoguri is meta>but only if literally nobody does anything to counter that meta, which is pretty easy to dolol? nice meta you got there?
>Vivlos lost
surely dancho wont kick me if I take a 5 day vacation for no reason in particular...
>>555347618Thats your name? MaiFingerHertz? Whats that supposed to mean?
>>555347471don't say that
>>555343625>A fucking mcqueen with SFV only white recoveries with 800 stam fucking destroyed us.I lost to the same fucking makky. Fuck this game
>>555347689>he didn't give his danchou a 2 weeks advance notice for his 5 day vacation leaveOH NYO NYO NYOOOOOOO
>>555347683>rekt by HARU "FUCK PICKLES" URARAI KNEEL TURFGOD
>>555347683Lost to Urara
>>555347875JUVENILEFILLIES
>>555347269results
>>555347683le OSHIgamer got OUTOSHIED????to ULALA no less?
>>555348114Post Hararaku please. I want to see Falco's ult timing.
how does EVERYONE BUT ME have high roll stats, spurt and long S on their gold ship
>>555347683>he dropped out of college for this
>>555347683>2 months ago>https://files.catbox.moe/zlxzhw.mp4>compared XOguri to Haru Urara>"if I win a CM with Haru Urara that means Haru Urara is the strongest character in the game right">fast forward to today>got his ass whooped by Haru UraraAged like fine wine
>>555348181ur shrimply not lucky enough
>>555348153there was no Falcon Ulti, and no I'm not getting Hararaku (step 1 install hachimi and get banned)
>>555348181>have high roll statsJust get lucky, bro + MLB cards.>spurt They looped.>long S 18* pinks and @ affinity.
>>555348181because you don't oshi her
>>555347876>>555347892>>555348142>>555348183>>555348209this was just a room match and not a CM though
>>555336114kino
This game really pisses me off sometimes>good turns early>no good opportunities to recreation for mood boost>debut comes and goes>last turn before Saudi Arabia RC do a recreation.>get karaoke up to Great.>Immediately [A Wager with Kashimoto] hits the mood up>[Marvelous, No Question] * triggers (can pick 10 energy or 1 mood)I don't know if Wager always gives +1 mood. I'm usually great already by this point so shame on me for not knowing. It isn't listed in gametora's event lists for unity cup or riko kashimoto. It feels like the game is always doing this though. If mood ups aren't coming, it will wait a whole year or more until you finally do a recreation and then immediately hit you with multiple mood up events just as soon as they can be wasted.Fuck it i'm going to bed before the sun rises.
>>555348181if you only throw a die 3 times, the chances of getting 3 sixes in a row are a lot lower than if you throw it 3000 times
>>555348451Wager always gives a mood up yeppy yeppers
>>555348451Wager always gives +1 at the same fucking time, Late Sep 1st year. Stoopid.
>>555348451almost all riko events give mood up
>>555348451>>get karaoke up to Great.People still press recreation that's not a date unironically?
>Witfraud and his defenders laughing at practice room resultsWitslop only won 1 CM
What set him off this time? Diaper change time?
>>555347683no he's doing a room match with a Urara oshi player who did win the Arima CM
>>555348181>have high roll stats, spurt and long S on their gold shipmine has all those things and I still barely squeaked into A finals past the hordes of xoguris and taishits
Biwa wife...
From now on you can simply reply with this to any @VF shills
sorry im @moomoo though
for me? it's @rae my queen
>>555348725Humiliated. His cope this time is it's a practice room match and doesn't count
>>555348653how the flying fuck do people get 800 wit with ONE wit card AND pump out 3000 speed stam power total? like what the fuck is this highroll bullshit? Did fine motion just permanently live on wits the whole game and he never had to rest outside riko dates?
>>555348653>>555347454>Witsluppers falseflagging by copying my images and filenamesNew low
personally i'm @Gametora
>>555349004Wife...
VFbros???
>>555348916the Urara guy is ultra based for succeeding after trying for years
autoselectGODs stay winning
>>555346974>sprint late RiceNow that's an idea
>>555348784uhhh, since when was four eyes this for you?
>>555348985
You fuckers lied to me againYou said Transcend was a broBros don't sleep with you and grab your dickWhat the fuck
>>555349142>>555349142>>555349142
>>555349048posting this shit makes you even browner than him
>>555346974I'm stealing your idea
>>555349047your wife is on umafans, anon...
>>555349131But they do, ask any Teiobro
>>555349154kys
>>555349178Lies and slander.
>>55534891937.5% friendship bonus.
What are we doing if there's still no free pulls today?
>double circle dirt>7th>double circle medium>3rd 5th 6th>highest placing was mile that placed 2nd>was forecasted as XI'm tired of unity cupI'm tired of tazuna's liesMANT please take me away. I don't wanna stake my whole career on team trials bullshit. I just wanna do 40 races
>>555349048FITGAWD at the back
>>555349312Make hateful posts about it on 4chan and continue playing
>>555336597Whales are at work
>>555349048Me and danchou btw
