Previous: >555328110>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Fine Motion (3*), Tamamo Cross (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Manhattan Cafe (SSR), Inari One (SR), Nice Nature (SSR), Oguri Cap (as in peak SSR)Current CM: Sagittarius Cup - Nakayama Turf 2500mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSRMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Kiseki (3*), Support Card Select Pick UpNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/FREE PULLS INBOUND
FINALS WHEN??????
GLORY TO CYGENEROUS
small town horses are the best
vivlos stole doto's :3 gimmick and is unoriginal
>least delusional UmaTore fan be likeistg, the uma fanbase can't distinguish platonic love/support and romantic love
*splash*
It's Golshi game. Golshi is such an underrated horse. 17th highest eaning racehorse in the world. Currently, 2nd highest earning horse in game.
Alright, danchou just gave me permission to skip 5 days after pinging him every day. See you next week.
>>555349245I need her so fucking bad
>>555349312Retiring after this CM
>>555346974I managed to get a win and activate her unique on a lobby before. I do think it's still possible and would be useful to reach higher velocity faster.Though, the lobby consisted of 3-3-2-1 team.
>>555349314You sound jealous
FREE PULLS DOKO
>>555349643right here gwo*unzips umapants to reveal umaballs*
>>5553496431 more hour or 8 hours
>>555349078Since forever, Biwa is very caring, has a sexo voice and body.
>>555349473mm, true, i am in a headspace of long rooms where it's mostly rearpack. I suppose in sprint a pacechaser is already rearpack.
YOU SAID THE FREE PULLS WERE TODAY WHERE IS THE ANNOUNCEMENT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT
>>555349342is cygames gonna implement romantic warrior or ka ying rising in umamusume?
Hello friends!!! I have a cold!!!
>>555349473Hm... Falco really does trigger her unique that early, huh? How did Witgod manage to make it proc in the late-race?
I got spooked by Christmas Biwa twice. Is there any way to make her useful?
Those free Tama pulls? Yeah Tamao gave them to me and I ate them all.
>>555349813teio's brat-ing is not as cute and rapeable as sweepy'sit's just annoying, loud, and abrasive
>>555349848a cold what RETARD
>>555349964A cold!
>>555349830No, but Cy Young will.
Guys Im going on a vacation for 5 days on some hotsprings in the mountains. I'll be back at the start of next month. Danchou please dont kick me.
>>555349780The only problem with this is you either sacrifice your SP or your build into guts to compensate the lack of stamina, or reach the 550 stamina as a late surger for Haruten. I do agree that building Halloween Rice is still better for the next sprint CM.>>555349861I know nothing about fronts sadly
FREE PULLS IN 6 HOURS NO CAP
I am not a mommyfagI like my stallions FLAT
>>555349861I think you just hope that nobody else brings fronts, which they won't because front is bricked on the sprint.
>>555349848>I have a cold!!!Was going to ask why you're here so early, that explains it. SUP!
>>555349314I think you're gay for bringing up random twitter posts /here/ but I don't find Trainer-san's comment very romantic unless you yume Kingu enough to delude yourself into thinking that way
Remember, if you log in in 1 hour, you lose the free pulls.Free pulls are only for the ones who don't log in until the 2nd.
NYYYYOONNNM
>>555350131chat is this real
>>555350201bwo? I can just buy pulls?
Youse can pull on bofa
Does anyone have the link of this tool?
kinguthat is all
>>555350172Yes! I can’t sleep! Theraflu and I will try again! Good night friends!!
Wowie thats a really cute mcqueen let me just pull up the other works this artist ha->90% futanariAhhhhhhh
what the difference between these two? I'm assuming there is a reason why see people using playtime but don't see them using slipstream even tho its been in the game longer
>>555350319post delicious dick sucking king lips
>>555350409Condition
PTO is for Front and LateSS is for Pace and End
>>555350409nevermind I noticedits still functionally the same ability
>>555350409Slipstream is for chasingPlaytime's Over is for escapingever play a racing game?
>>555350168Pace promote Bakushin is kinda scary though.
I had a triangle on this long race, yet McQueen was first favourite and the race wasn't even close. How the fuck does the game even come up with this being a triangle?
Would you?
>>555350451bro why are associating delicious with dick sucking that's kinda sus
>>555350670Because lips look delicious when sucking dick
..am I really supposed to not log in for 5 days?
AIEEEEEEEEEEE
>>555350536>its still functionally the same abilityNO IT'S NOT
>>555350868>half tp event where you can parent farm or ace run like mad>you're not supposed to log in for the first 5 days of itIt's something.
Someone has the sauce for this? Please...
>>555350868why would anyone lie to you?
>>555349552Tyrant love
>>555349142Bronze collectors, how are we feeling? Did we all make it to the finals?
>>555350779
>>555350880most of the time its just "at a random point during the race gain 15% speed for 3 seconds (30 second cooldown)"its just playtime doesn't work in last place and slipstream doesn't work in first place
>>555350602I might be stupid but I think if the only front in the room is smart bird, then she is the massive favourite to win. You can almost no longer overtake her or she'll use her ult at a convenient time
i still need to do 2 cm tickets
>>555347683>>555348209dozo
>>555349430retarding*
>>555350868
>>555351091kindly stop generating and posting slop of my wife
Called out by danchou...
>>555350905>he has HIS OWN parentsbwo your unluck?
>>555350983Scummed my way into A Finals despite finishing 0/5 and 1/5 in almost every other attempt thanks to straightaway acceleration proccing in the perfect place 2 times.
>>555350868yeah and don’t tell danchou
Hello
>>555351379
>getting ready to mount more mareshttps://x.com/i/status/2016092453389139973
I ha(ppy)ve a clean toilet and no one can take that from me(ek)
You guys are fucking really nice.
>>555350667a stallion? yeah id suck gold ships cock
>>555350997I just realized why you think they're functionally the sameyou're a non-Frontrunner believerget away from me *pushes*
did the last ticket and every single race was decided by pace promotionI'm going to make a last minute diwa pace
im back before day reset? OK time to do my champ cup and go to bed >>555351729sexo suzuka
>he's going to flatline for 5 days
>>555351767deploy Front Urarait will be funny bwo
>>555351814Give me a reason why I shouldn't
>>555351863sex
>>555351814gome danchou, 50 extra rolls is worth more than 5 days of grinding
>>555351892Your umas will miss you!
No flatlining for 3 days
>>555352004it better be swiss or i dont want it
hi mayo you 16 yet?
>>555349048This is why Curren is better than Vivlos. Curren would never do that.
>>555352089999
Imagine seeing a generational Haru Arima win and thinking "hehe, streamer must be SOOOOO MAD"
>>555352050mozarella leftovers after she drank the juice
>>555350878Right after that she immediately got skin troubles which didn't go away until the third infirmary trip. +2 events for the tally! Now I'm only missing three crane game results, "digging in" and "no more losing".
>>555351982nta, but i'll seri9uslu take a 5-day break if they don't give me atleast one hot spring ticket before tomorrow's reset
damn bakushin just prints S ranks huhnyo it is not because of my new MLB natie why do you ask haha
>>555352180my favorite thing about them is that they (the chibis) still talk
>>555352089yeah curren would want to get paid
>>555352203Hot spring ticket chances are doubled in the half TP event. Not gaslight btw.
>>555352124nah she can keep that shit i dont fuck with that italian shit those dudes are evil
*getting raped by curren chan* NO!! NOT CUTE! THIS IS NOOOOT CUTE!!AA AAAa
Wait, what does flatlining for 5 days get you? Tama banner is ending in 5 days and Fuku card starts in 3. You get to push all the pulls onto the Fuku card banner?
>>555352089Fucking old men for money isn't any better
>>555352359nyo they will change it
>>555352475what will they change it to?
I lost 3 in a row in my champ cup and got sad so the game gave me 2 wins in a row :) hoping I get a 3-win round...
>>555350667why this silly neigher so majestic
>>555351982>will miss youProofs?
>>555351135jej
>>555352496no gibs, only suffering
>>555352558Horses (umas) are like dogs. They'll miss you
>>555352513POV you are a dog. peanut butter
>>555352241it doesn't feel natural tho
When is the daily campaign happening?
>>555352513love shichi, it’s as shrimple as that
>>555352683She's flatter than that
>>555352736every day reset at 15:00 GMT+0 (London the center of the universe)
it's SPHERICAL
>>555351205
>>555352846same year as sweepy btw
>>555352905not sure why but this post/image combo is really funny to me
I am literally never winning a CM final ever
umagrok, make a "combat triangle" of the positions affected by positions when they are affected by an uma with low (F) proficiency running on that style in their racesweepy bot should datamine every users games btw to get stats abt games
fuck you
>>555353108i won virgo with uokkamy record since then has been pretty dismal
>>555352990is this the mile autist?she's for you?
>the uma says she won't goof up>the horse is just a big old goofOh, that's why they did it
I got a 3-win finish in group A finals round 2 btw >>555353152awooga>>555353154lol get freaked on
>>555353154B+aSeG+
>>555350374she has a cute penis desu
>>555353108CM mile and sprint is the best for f2pMedium are for paypigsLong are for people who put in effort.
>>555353154What's the point of this
>>555353215Oh weird it didn't post my Doto image. 4chan goofed up on me
>>555353326awooga!
>>555349473>won because of a perfect rushing gale procIt's going to be hard to take this CM seriously so it's perfect for just running your favorites.
>>555353465all my favorites have G sprint
>>555353108>he couldn't win any of the medium CMsUnironically might as well give up your torena licence and an hero, you've let down every uma you've ever trained.
>>555353412AWOOGA!!veryfuckable eyes
>>555353069THE STRONGEST
>>555353519too bad
I should have a 100% CM finals winrate but instead I'm at 6/7 wins
>>555353510>>>555353519>>555353389sprint CM sucks. nobody has good sprint affinities with or for
>>555353412Man it's gonna be a sad day in /uma/ when old man Doto finally goes. He gets posted more than any other horse.
>>555353519coward
Digitan LOVE
>>555353706Sprint spark isnt needed, all that matters is turf sparks
WHY ARE WE NOT LOGGING IN FOR 5 DAYS
i just realized i want to have sex with norn ace
sexo>>555353810why
CLOSE YOUR GAME RIGHT NOW AND DON'T OPEN IT UNTIL 5 DAYS FROM NOW!!!!
>>555353890To get 100 free card pulls in Fuku card banner instead of 50 split with Tamamo and Fuku or you could just wait for the news later
>>555353890>>555353984W-why?
not making it to A finalswill see you guys after i isekai as a horse and get added to the sequel in 2039
>still no patch notesyea the 5 day strat is real and cygames wants to brick everyone
ITS A NEW DAY
>log into game>get punishedWhy is Cyjews like this?
>>555354108im already a horse
>>555353984>missing out on SSR uncap crystal shardhmmm nyo
yummers
>>555353174Dia levels of assertiveness and for (you)On Valentines she was mildly pissed that you forgot what day it isOn Holidays (yes she said happy holidays instead of christmas) she spent the whole day with you ending with a christmas dinner with her family.
you're logging in right...?
Got a second one of these on my dailies, is this even any good?
if 7 I am a horseif not 7 then I will get trained by a horsegirl to be a horse
>>555349142Students of WITGOD Thank you so much for the free carats
AAAIEEEEEEEEEE DANCHO TUSKETE KURE!!>one of them is danchooh... nvm....
>>555349332Did you splash?
yeaaaaa I think im still gonna get a grovery store loyaltycard and top it up on credit and repeat it every 14 days
>>555352190who is this?
everyone tells me to roll new year Opera but no one tells me why, who is she good for? pace chasers?
I may have gotten better at sniffing out high score givers>>555354318It's a good parent card
I broke my sweepy and I can't get her to work anymore...
>>555354502KING GAINER
>>555354545FrontGODsValentine Bourbon soon
You DO spread out your legend race trophies to as many of your trainees as you can, right?
It's the last 5 days of the bannerWhere are the free rolls
>>555354659no I dont want to risk losing
>>5553546947 hours
I don't want free rolls on Tama
>>555351379>>555353662Genti life and SEXXX
>Flatliners that don't even request or give shoes
>>555354714sexo. nice thumbnail>s diamondI would be happy
>>555354437I'm intertwining with danchou...
>>555354659>8 total winsThat is because you screwed around to much.
>>555354481Blessed lifehackerWhat other devious tricks do you have up your sleeve?
>>555354481I want to train and FUCK Happy Meek so bad
>>555355032I dont know yet but I will also buy a £35 pack + £6.99 monthly on credit in 2-4 weeks if this saves me some
!Fine Motion has spotted you
>>555355119BASED
>>555351861>Front Urarathing is i don't know if it helps with winning because the xobuhis will still overtake
>>555355190awooga!! gn
>>555354862HE LOGGED INHE REDEEMEDBROCHACHO YOUR FREE 50 ROLLS
*drinks 200ml of energydrink* ahh...yep, its bed time
>>555354889help, my trainee is wearing skimpy clothing again....
Are you really willing to give up a ssr shard for potentially50 extra rolls?
AWOOGA O
Do trainers get weird looks when they order the wedding dresses for their trainees to run in?
>bought an end of the skies shardm-my econyomy...
Teio!
So our free rolls soon? Christmas? More gibs? Yes?>>555354889>>555355056>>555355190awooga
>bond downoh stop crying you stupid hick
>>555355663thank god it isnt one of the 3500m kinens
What's this 5 days meme
>>555355698>tell a literal child to stfu >*friendship down*>"oh you fucking hick fuck off" most sensitive leftist (also none of them end up having children)
Should I buy focus?I also want Brian to lie on top of me
>>555355557In theory, I would only need to give up a single day.In practice, it's all a gaslight.
>>555354659Yeah
>>555355821I'm a center liberal
>Cucked out of triple crown by MamboIs this an ill omen?
>>555355874how many fingers am i holding up
>>555351135Still don't get what the fuck is he trying to say when he was seething against XOguri
>>555355698>how bout making a video you hick>okay surei don't get it tho it went well so why does yeppers hate me suddenly
>>555355943Mambo!
>>555355824You should buy focus.I want Brian to shyly or non chalantly destroy my pelvis some day
what's the math behind getting friend points for card borrow30 for 3, 50 for 4 and 200 for 13, tf?
>>555355943wtf why didnt anyone tell me her banner went upi dont have her now...
I like that taishin puts her ears down when she’s skipping rope
I'm like 30 stars away from unlocking Taiki for free and they just refuse to show up in the shop anymore.
>>555356161Ten for someone borrows it once, 5 for repeated borrows on the same day?
https://youtu.be/WmEDbx298rk
>>555356193are you retarded
Gambling addicts did you get your dose of dopamine today?
>>555355824>I also want Brian to lie on top of meSame
>>555356073I bought focus.I want Brian to lift my head up by the chin while I'm sitting at my desk and kiss me, preferably in front of Air Groove
>>555352558Teio
>>555356270n-no!!maybe
Does MANT still let you get secret events related to races?
>>555356262I thought that title said Rurushu
i only got 40% winrate but it is funny to see speedcapped umas lose to my golshi
>>555356457Those are considered 'uma stories' which is disabled in MANT
yummy yummy my mouthand throte feels like gelatin I havent eaten namnamnam also nobody else say "namnamnam", the mods instaban you for this (if its the mod on duty)
>>555356604How the fuck? Skills?
>>555356604only missing out on 0.41 m/s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqOBj_HQzxAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrMm0wKhp8Y
>>555356773>more than 1 gold velocity the entire late race
>>555356624Damn TM Opera O just got kneecapped. Losing +28 to every stat sucks
I WANNA LOGIN
TURN BACK THE CLOCK I don't think I did my races against Grass Wonder yesterday AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEE
>>555356770I can only assume it is the power of Turf S and Long S
>only 2 maya, 3 doto and 3 spechud wins todaygrim...
>There is Brian-faggots in this very threadWhat a scary thought indeed...>>555356921>He didn't logNot going to make it...
Fenomeno's Ms Victoria is so peak...
Why is Taishit so mean to Dahby? Doesn't she see move much Dahby loves and cares for her?
what is this new gaslight of not logging in?
Won’t you guys miss out on the shard from legend races if you skip 5 days?
>>555356894like ends even fucking care
>corner recovery max in junior year summer from kingu alonetruly a first rate umamusume
>>555356323HELLA based
>>555357107lovebombing is manipulative behavior and taishin doesnt want any of that shit
>>555357038I would like Brian to force me on my knees and give her cunnilingus and squirt all over my face and pat my head gently afterwords calling me a good boy
Brian should eat her veggies and call mother more often
DO NOT!! DO NOT REDEEM THE LOGIN SAAR! DO NOT REDEEM!!!!
>>555356994i kneel
>shadow the hedgehog ahh uma
I thought Transcend is a broShe's molesting her trainer inside his very own dormwhat the fuck
Deploy ze brokkoli
Brianfags, don't look
>>555357345>Taishinfags never experienced loveOH NO NO NO
>>555357038Well yes, she's the first woman I've ever felt so charmed by to the point where I can say with confidence that I love her as much as my #1 husbando.
>>555357552avocado is a fruit
ne, anone. ne, ne ne ne ne ne ne anone. anone. ne. ANON! AAAAAANOOOOOOOON!! DAAAHBYYYYYYYY
>>555357539Nothing wrong with banging and marrying your bro
We love Brian here
>>555357414>>555357548>>555357552kuso www
>>555357539sexo thanks I forgot to post this
I logged in. Oguri is just too cute.
would be funny it the club loses a+ because of everyone not logging in haha
>>555355557>>555354198>>555355642>>555357134>1/20th of an itemOh nyoHow will I ever recover
>>555357842Dont say I didnt warn you
odds I do fan runsevens I play hoi4
>>555357842that 1/20th is worth 1500 guaranteed SSR of your choice carats rather than dogshit SRs and random Gold City SSR from 5 random support draws
This is you
Stop being molested
curren would definitely abandon her club for 5 days for personal gain
>>555358054I WISH
>>555358054if only i could be so lucky
>>555358001>image of mayano going :O
based. vbscript can do OCR (for some reason) based sweepy I think OCR will be easy for this game because it has a set font/typeface for the words or numbers I want ps this is me. literally me
>>555358054Yes my wife can be a bit clumsy
I LOGGED IN OUT OF HABITPLEASE TELL ME I'M NOT BRICKED
where. is. the. oguri. cryer.
>>555358178I summon all oguripostersGo at him
>He posted THAT bait again>>555357727>>555357749MY BRO!
>>555358154>>555358161>>555358169This is your POV after waking up from the "accident"
>>555358178Hehehe....
>>555358272The horror...
TWENTY FUCKING FOUR HOURS BROI AM BEGGING YOU I CAN NO LONGER KNEEL HARDERPLEASEDELETE RANDOMS AND LET ME HAVE YOUR CREEKAIEEEE
I still think its really cool that I can run it from anywhere with> mshta.exe https://webss3umafarm.github.io/tool.htain the future ill probably get a better name and call the tool web.hta this means I can save HDD space and probably get uma game running with the hachimi tool in the future, if all of my pictures can go in a big online storage server and connect and interface with that with a web app
wait, if we dont login we cant claim our CM results... is fuku worth not claiming anything for a CM final?
>>555358359just fyi I'm in the same club and we make fun screenshotting this and posting it on the cord
>>555358258>>555358178YES. BRICKED. SORRY.
>>555358403for my fuckass B finals bronze? yea
>>555358396uhhhhhhhhhhhh mods?
>>555358272>>555358357>baiwa posters all suddenly get brain damage at the same time >>555358268shes literally dictus but not ugly (dictus looks out of place in the game in some way)
>high roll training>no long S or spurti love this game
>>555358565*gets on knees and cryes*dont say that....
>>555358609why are you still training for Sagittarius, it's over
YOU CAN STILL LOGIN! JUST MAKE SURE YOU CLOSE THE GAME IN 6 HOURS
Sprint Rudolf might be harder to train than I thought
>Every career run is bricked in one way or another.>Can't haven't been able to improve in about three weeks.>Banners worth rolling on to improve my account are months away,>CMs are getting worseThis game feels awful to log into now. How did JPN play this game for nearly a decade without hanging themselves?
explain the login gaslight
>>555358657what is this "don't log in aaaaaaaaaa" schizo shit about? honest question cuz I don't read up on threads after I leave
yeah, shame that Windows is depreciating .hta files and vbs scripts. lot of IT admins madI wish I could stay on windows 11 forever. it would be nice to make my own io interface to file-explorer browse all of my stuff while it was on the cloud, and running from the command or cmd line or file system filepath, to get to that interface. that wouldbe cool! like hacker movie!
>>555358662It has to be OG Rudolf, I think. Altdolf ult doesn’t do enough for career even if it’s decent for the actual sprint
JP CM Finals is so sovlfl I cant wait till ms Victoria is implemented
>he doesnt knowget bricked nyahahhahahajhaahahhahahh
>>555358403Wait we don't get them in the mail? I thought it was all automatic once you beat round 2
>>555358662Hilarious game>>555358784I'll try again with Riko in my deck before giving up
>>555358565
how much do you gain on director/reporter each training on each level? what about with hot topic and charming? I think its 5 per training, or 7 with hot topic, but im new
>>555358896Great Big Biwas…
>>555358609Next time start working on your ace earlier, you're just wasting your sanity making last minute slops. Just go next
SOME OF YOU ARE ALRIGHTDON'T LOG IN AFTER CM RESET
>>555358789I still remember all those goldshit niggers posting how the first victoria would be hers and then all of them lost. It was a pathetic sight honestly
>>555358789Those players that had meta horses and lost to urara would never EVER be able to recoverWhat the fuck was that
>>555358720>not even 5 years>a decadebwo your temporal cognition?
>sacrifice 1 SSR shard and 5 days of not logging in for 50 trainee-only rollsDoesn't seem worth it unless you're desperate for Tama-chan.
>>555358974she would BULLY my small carrot...
