You can check-out any time you like but you can never leave edition>Latest patch:https://www.playdeadlock.com/oldgods>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>555298263
can you shoot rem's helpers? i just logged in wanna know how to stop him jacking my sinners
Remillions must sleep.
Sex with Venator
rem!
playing right now is like playing when largo came out in dotayou see the enemy has rem and you collect your free win
TOTAL REM DEATH. Kill that stupid fucking owl. Behead rem. Curbstomp rem. Cook rem in a vat of boiling oil.
i think the reactive portraits are ugly
it's my bread so sex with the doorman is all but imminent
>>555318439we won
>>555318439why does his background go light purple and then dark grey when i l click on him
i've been getting nothing but rem viscous duos and i want to die
>>555318439He's killed billions...
REM just feels like a shittier clone of Jeff from Rivals, because we need le popular mascot character! He can even ride his teammates! Except that Jeff can actually use his abilities while riding, while REM just sits and can't do anythingIt doesn't help that his entire personality being "I'm a kid lol" is lame as fuck
>>555318172silver in 3 days right?
honestly I think doorman is my favourite character in deadlock, fucking hate it when he's actually in my games thoughI'm not gay but id probably kiss him a bit if nobody found out
>>555318538I think they're hit and missthe killstreak onces seem higher quality and like they were worked on harder, the critical ones look like they just took the original portrait and slapped filters on it. The Haze one is good though.also some stuff just bugs me like how M&K position changes so much, he swaps sides entirely.
>>555318606>while REM just sits and can't do anythingBuy some items, nigga
>>555318610Us Venatorchads are gonna pull through, we can't let the anime gooners (Graves) or the furry gooners (Silver) win
>>555318606You dont like when rem shits himself when hes upset?
>yfw no venator for at least another 14 days
>>555318664got another one
>>555318748its 3 weeks bro...:(
death by ivy stone form
>>555318426Based
vindicta handholding
>>555312625>everyone shitting on this designHow do (You) want yamato redesign to look? Provide examplesHard mode: She must look like a yakuza boss
>>555318664>I'm not gay but id probably kiss himyeah "not gay" for sure dude definitely
>retards say patrons don't speak anymore>it's just the usual bravado in third personvery smart general
rem floating nearby seems like a lazy choice and bad game design, it would be better if he was a particle effect like other active items, even if it's not as cute
>>555318439What if Haze taught him about wet dreams and he made this face?haha
what the fuck
>>555318923to be yakuza she just needs the tats, otherwise you have endless amount of samurai women to take inspiration from, see the nioh series
>>555318426I NEED HIS UNCUT COCK
>>555319007I dont super love Asriel but I wish Harusuke did another comic with him and Asgore.
>>555319075who? that's the kid from cave story
>how it be when I finna catch apollo alone
>>555319008Your shits haunted bro
>>555318963It'd be cool if he became some kind of starry night looking haze around whoever he attaches toProbably mostly transparent for the ally though as to not obscure their view
>>555318739>this retard is still going
>>555319073anon im sorry to break it to you but he is probably the character most likely to have lost their foreskin out of the entire cast
>>555318172>Rem can collect Runes from range using his 3What the fuckAlso PSA; Do not try to hop on Mo’n’Krill while they’re digging the game doesn’t like that at all, could hear Half Life 2 ragdoll noises the way my camera freaked out
>>555319008Your shits cursed bro
I hate Rem dude, that little fucker put me to sleep and stole all the seed in my balls. How am I supposed to knock up Holliday if this keeps happening?
>>555319184>.< are you my momma?
this thread is full of homosexualsyou can't even post sexy Geist pics without getting banned
>>555319235why do you keep seeds in your ballsare you trying to grow a garden down there
How do people build Victor? He seems like he's become the ultimate potential man who needs to farm a ton before he can fight at all, but does the typical boundless/infuser/tank cut it or are there more specific items you need?
>>555319242Have you tried...not posting porn?
>>555319239shut the fuck up already
>>555319189i thought catholics were neutral towards circumcision
>>555318538Vypers model was clearly never meant to emote and it looks really funny
>>555319242it went to hell with rem. stupid owl
>>555318606Jeff can only ride groot and you're literally throwing if you actually do that and put your fat healer face right in the frontline.Rem is unironically a thousand times more useful while riding even if all he does is just heal without using items.
>>555319331
>>555319239I hope they add a voiceline where he says "Are you my daddy?"
>>555319073>Catholic>uncircumcisedPick one.
>>555319281https://youtu.be/hFjEY37gz-QThis is a really good guide (and build) for Victor
>>555319008>IENDHOCKNew hero leaked
>>555319153 i wish anons would kiss me...
>>555319336It's a requirement.
>>555319409>>555319450
>>555319073If he turns out to be American then it's confirmed that the Jews took his hoodie
>>555319375made an OC that you'll love
>>555319309she wasn't even naked dudeand here you can see two faggots kissing >>555319153
>>555318774Most smug portrait
>>555319556
The only hero that would be uncircumcised would unironically be Grey Talon
Imagine getting mindbroken by a little kidI didn't even vote for rem but I'm glad he won, the seethe these last few threads has been hilarious
>>555319509no it isn't
street brawl tier list:doorman - faggotlash - faggotabrums - faggotmina - giga faggotbebop - israel donator ivy - faggot with a gunmcgennus or however I spell her name - dyke with a guninfernus - nigger
VOTE FO MO
>>555319509you're thinking of judaism
>come back from 12 hours of wage slaving>log in to see who was most voted>it's remoh my god this community is the worst
imagine voting for a fucking pokemon where there's wolf mommy gf and a schoolgirs who can control the undead
>>555319715I dont get whats going on, but Mo is cute
>>555319075same, that was a short one.If we're lucky he'll make a Rem doujin
>>555319759
>all those porns for Rem>wasted on a Yuumi clone
>>555316941They 100% are but you can often tell the difference in how the retardation manifests.
>>555319759Why would I play a female character in a video game? I'm not transgender.
>>555319239>are you my momma?
Rem really be outing the underdeveloped amygdalas
>no more pre match voicelinessovl removed
>>555319860>when the character is locked
>Rem is fun cause he gets to make use of the tunnels without a cooldown and can steal shit for free with his Helpers>but he's a shit support, shit Spirit damage dealer, and a shit gun herosigh....
>>555319007>>555319075>>555319818>actual faggot pedophiles like rem
>>555319845what are you, a dog?
>>555319902I miss the pre-match area where both teams stand facing each other and you can talk, now you just stare at your character portrait while you wait for the guy with a connection from Mongolia to connect
>>555319996yeah? no shit.
>>555320016i can only play boys because playing as a girl gives me dysphoria
>>555319986so basically he's a better paige
>>555318172
>>555319986He's an amazing support, just wait until people figure him out, if he was anything more he would be absurdly broken
>>555320029at least you don't get stuck in the pregame for 5 minutes now
>>555319996>it's only cool when *I* say "It's just a drawing"
>>555320016my fursona is but Trump refuses to make it official
Yes I would fuck Rem, No I don't care that he will call me daddy while doing it.
>>555319625Yeah the seethe is really funny, the official 'cord is full of trannies calling REM Israeli and the Yoshi announcement of his character has over a thousand Israel flag reactions, basically a safe edgy way of saying this character is a kike
>>555320104IC
>>555319625>Imagine getting mindbroken by a little kid~
>>555318172I have yet to see a Rem win a game.
>>555320227lefties being anti-semetic makes me feel weird
>>555319817They are in a height competition, Mo is the tallest until Silver transforms, but Mo still beats her because he raised his snout
>>555320118>his heal has a long fucking cooldown and isn't that strong>his Helpers on allied heroes don't really do anything and get blown up by Spirit Damage anyway unless it's Victor cause he builds his own Spirit Resist on top of that anyway>his ult doesn't really do anything cause people just ooga booga and insta-wake the enemy up instead of setting anything up despite having options or to just get on top of their DPSes in the back for free>stealing shit with Helpers doesn't really do much in the average Deadcock game where people are perma brooling and trading their lives constantly for a crumb of fucking kills constantly anyway>"he's an amazing support"You have to be retarded.
>he's voting for silver>he doesn't know that she sucks+fucks dynamo dailycucked once again, furshits
Can you build the new hero priority token charge in street brawl?
>>555320372It's not anti-semetic it's anti-isreali.Am important distinction.
>>555320372is this what trannies see when they look at silver and say "that's me, that masc lesb ftmtf alcoholic is literally me"????
>>555320490Even though Silver is built for Big Venator Cock, as can be seen by a certain fanart of her worshipping his bulge that was the OP art a few threads back
>>555320103Except he's not
>>555320557you know what they mean
>>555319996I WILL install the Rem sheath mod
>>555320490>cucked by billy>cucked by lash>cucked by venator>all we have left is ivy (yoshi hasnt gotten to her yet)hmofabros...wtf....
>>555320582>>555319715good lord her human form looks like grey talon in that art lol
>>555320103Except instead of having one of the best winrates in the game he has the worst
>>555320659I'm correcting them because there is a difference.
>>555320472Nice of you to admit you are arcanist at best, saves me the hassle of refuting your post
>>555320689how does it feel to be a dead end faggot?
>>555320227>LOOK AT WHAT ALL THESE PEOPLE THINK ABOU-dont care lol lmao rofl
what's my best odds at getting put on the bird? I wanna play this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
!REMPREMACY!
>3 monsters today>now a coffee
>WAAAH WAAAH WAAAH ITS YUUMI>play Rem>its kinoand you can actually play solo and sometimes carry a game Leaguebabs...
>>555320103I think you meant to put "worse" instead of "better"
>>555320748Delusion that rivals that of trannies
>>555320739ah I see what you mean nownext holohoax when
anyone know a trick for getting rem more??????????????
>>555320884wait for someone else to release so everyone flocks to them
https://youtu.be/MlqBh1iJPf0ITS UP
>>555320769sowwy I cant pwocess your wage.Bwain fulla REM :)
>>555320863>delusion>"the average Deadcock game where people are perma brooling and trading their lives constantly for a crumb of fucking kills constantly anyway"As I said, nice of you to tell me this is your average game
>>555320884suck yoshi's green dinosaur penis
I don't think there's anything terribly wrong about REM, its ok
>Brool Town>wraith on the team>goes 1 13 and has 0 presence>play 3v4 the entire gamethat's literally every match with her on my teamis she that bad without specific items?
>>555320769Feels great, I can live a life of freedom.Also dont pretend like you have kids.
how do i use his helpers properly? i just toss them only allies and waves but it seems like they don't actually do anything. if i send them to boxes don't i have to keep recasting it?
>>555320938>>555321009so you're a homosexual?
>>555320985No, that's just a noob shitter. Wraith is really good
>>555320884Jack it to harubon 11 three times in one day
how much of an issue is rems playermodel anyways?
>>555321051DUH
>my bebop>okay>their bebop>osama bin laden's immortal soldierthey need to fucking delete this character
>>555320985She's probably the hardest carry in the game, but frankly anyone below high ascendant (i guess e1/e2 now that ranks are a bit higher) has no idea that ur supposed to give them SOLO FUCKING FARM so I would not recommend her.
>>555320884sit on a dildo while you play the game
>>555321072Based, that's the best Harubon
>>555320985any kind of fire rate reduction completely cucks her and juggernaut seems really common early
Who is this even for?
>>555320867we can only hope
>>555321048Send them to allies when they need them, otherwise use them to steal sinners and boxes from the enemy team (you HAVE to learn where the tunnel entrances are to do so safely) and once you have it at t3 always have one helper pushing a lane while you are doing your shit around the map
bebop players dragging their balls through broken glass for a stack
>>555321146Found the bot
>>555321187Paige for the funni
>>555321105Was matched against one as Mo & Krill and had no problems, he can be extremely slippery but I guess that's intended.
>>555320985Brools gambling feature means you can go the entire match without a useful green so maybe they’re a shitter maybe they got offered Jack shit
>>555321187Geist
>>555321159I do that anyway
>>555321117I dont feel bad for you. white dog
>>555321159bro thats disgusting cause imagine how much shit youll leak in a session
>>555321279kill yourself nigger >;-)3asdbfasbaw3e
Im calling it. This line is going to be used in gay sfm porn.
>>555321371Sigh... its a toddler...
>>555321371I wish.
>>555321371Uoh... its a toddler...
>>555321187>take this as Viscous first round Brool>slowest m2 imaginableshits comedic
>>555321371I'm suprised there aren't more Viscous cum jokes in general
Rem is wildly OP at higher MMRs.This little shithead can solo-steal every sinner on the map on cooldown in complete safety.That's absolutely retarded levels of insanity.
>>555321440His nature as a super WIP model makes sexo with him difficult.
deadlock won.
>>555321440Most effort I’ve seen with that is a cum skin that recolours all his abilities to match
>>555321187Some times I buy it when playing Dynamo and pair it with Headhunter, Kinetic Pulse gets you easy headshots most of the time, but only if im doing good
>Deadlock active players: 52k>Highguard active players: 20kImagine the release of your game being mogged this hard
>get the entire enemy team with rem's ultokay this lil fucker's kinda fun
>>555321224>you HAVE to learn where the tunnel entrances areis there any map picture with all objective spawns/tunnel links
>>555321472At higher MMR a player missing to go for the sinners is a big weakness in a lane.Also doesn't hurt that no matter the MMR if you catch him alone he's fucked.
>>555320689where would you even get it? random catbox links? three letters?
>>555321178That's why I take my own advice, often ;)
>>555321371Its a fetus
>>555321496why does a game called Banana have 40k players
VENATORBROS....
>>555321187Saw a Vyper with this.
>>555321496maybe against Highguard but Rivals is hard
>>555321472From what I get Rem is case where he feels really strong if you know how to macro effectively and borderline useless if you don't. It doesn't help that people compare him to Yuumi from lol for some reason, a braindead character that literally doesn't even play the game.
>>555321371I came...
Mating press Rem who is trying his darndest to leglock but his legs are too short and stubby so he's mostly just kicking you in the hips and thighs.
>>555321631It's a steam marketplace idle item farming game, it's "played" by third worlders who hope to get rare items to sell
Im never going to be good at this game, Ill just watch other Rem players.
this character sucks ass
i wont be playing rem or calico but i do find it very lame you cant access the vents during combat. seems like it defeats the purpose. why even introduce an area that only two characters can access and gain uncontested farm?
why haven't they fucking nerfed gun viscous yet
>>555321723does that mean he's good at rimjobs?
anyone have any tips for landing rem?
>>555321690Yeah there are retards who play him like a Yuumi when Rem's real strength is being incredibly active around the map
>>555321632I would be genuinely surprised if his character does not come with a ton of "CHURCH BAD" shit.
>>555321723>Seeker level macro postThis nigger just outed himself...
>>555321563Highguard is just genuinely bizarre and is a melting pot of 6 different genres with a 3v3 system for a map so huge it easily could’ve been more, it really feels like a Concord situation where a bad idea was pushed through regardless of any criticism with anyone notable speaking up getting browbeat into slience
I'm in a game with the REAL fmpone (cache map maker)
>Street Brawl>Rem on my team>Other team member dcs2v4 it is.
>>555321768the pedo shit was bad though
>>555321187I wish someone actually looked at the picture...
>>555321752I play Rem and give rimjobs to men.
>>555321723Buffs incoming?
so i'm a new player, played about 3 public matches so far, and I've lost every single one, and I can't tell if they're my fault or notpic rel is my most recent match
>>555321768He's a Papal agent. He's 100% for the Church.I want to see him interact with Ivy since she's a Catholic.
>>555321472I already do this with Doorman and Sinclair. Not quite as efficiently but still
>>555321863london?
is the server melting or is valve fucking me specifically
>>555320949And this is the average game in everything but the top 3 ranks, tf you mean
>>555321768Barely of the other characters comment on him being CHURCH BADIf anything theyre more scared of the fact that hes armed to the gillsOnly Graves comments on MUH CLOSEMINDED PREACHERS but thats fit for her character and Venator is still right becausr everyone else is saying that her lich master is bad news
>>555321590
>>555321910lol im so sorry
>>555321910>new player>18 killsWere you playing against the cerebral palsy squad?
>>555321971No...
>>555321690>get healing tempo>extender>rescue beam>echo shard naptime>anvil>babysit entire team during teamfights>winis it really that hard? Hop from person to person
Okay, someone on r/a/dio plays deadlock.
>>555320361I won a game as Paradox with him but holy shit he was fucking useless. Was basically 5v6.Worst part was how I laned with him and it was a fucking nightmare. He legit did nothing. We lost lane before 5 minutes and I just fucked off to go hit sinners and shit.
>Slork as long as people keep talking about you you're not truly deadSlork is either never coming or he's getting revealed at the Deadlock version of The International and they'll keep hyping it up
>>555321910no your teammates are very obviously retarded. since this game is objective based the only way you can win is by getting to the end game aka destroy lane towers then inner towers then kill hub. so its possible to carry but it seems like ur team just wanted to die so, no as long as most of your games is you pushing objectives and killing/assisting + low deaths ur set. this was my match earlier today.
>>555322102Bacon?
>>555322043no i've just played league and dota before so I have some base mechanic knowledge
>>555321818The game feels like it should've had more players (either 3v3v3 or 4v4/5v5) but they had to pull back cause the performance would've tanked to unplayable levels.
>>555321752>>555321863Kys pedo mutt
Can Rem pick up familiar gathered box and sinner rewards at any range? Like can he start a sinner than full speed zip back to base and still get it?
jesus christ this little freak's voice is annoying
Rem's room makes me sad
>>555322141Meanwhile I got a female (not troon) playing as him in lane on Victor and we hard-stomped the lane.She then proceeded to steal every sinner on the map repeatedly, ult every teamfight, and generally made a nuisance of herself.It was glorious.
>>555322026I will learn these tunnel rats and become the tunnel jew, thank you
>there's no gun character that innately gets to make use of the tunnels>only the fucking retarded sheboon cat-lady and the furry pedobait support get to>mfw
>>555322351is that rem?
>>555321563>deadlock 24h peak surpasses your all-time peakit was over before it even began.
>>555318172why is the watermark a spadei mean i love bnwo and all, but it's a bit on the nose
>>555322380wait for the rat kinghe's going to mousetrap rem and ava in the tunnels
>>555322380>pedobait>posts a picture of tanyasir, your uoh?
>>555322279Yes, although be careful around Guardians.I got a bug where his little minion got stuck inside one and since it doesn’t count as refunded until they’re back at your side I effectively lost a entire use of his ability until it died
>>5553216472 more weeks trust the plan.full release will park it permanently in the top 5 alongside cs2 and dota2.
gun viscous is not ok i think
Need a strong duo to carry me when I play Rem who'll also use me as a fleshlight for stress relief desu
>>555322469Actual pedos diddle and groom the little boys thobeit.
>>555322469>>pedobaitsir, this is a 63 pedobait, so it's actually psuedotrannybait
>>555322502I agree I think one of Rivals main advantages is just that it's out and released while deadlock is on day 500 of the special closed alpha
I tried random and it's awful. Half the characters are literally unplayable in 4v4.
>>555322518Play on the other team and I will pound the fuck out of you with Abrams
>>555322649special closed alpha operation*im so funny
>>555322679>AbramsT-that'd be perfect but why do I have to be on the other team
>>555322504they should cut his gun growth, and boost mysticthis is just plain wrong
never laughed harder at something in this game
https://strawpoll.com/mpnb1l2Kby5IF YOU COULD PICK ONE HERO TO PERMABAN WHO WOULD IT BE???https://strawpoll.com/mpnb1l2Kby5>https://strawpoll.com/mpnb1l2Kby5https://strawpoll.com/mpnb1l2Kby5
>>555322758for a second I thought he grabbed your zipline
Are mods still broken?
>>555322758If he abandoned mid flight it would be ULTRA kino
>>555322812:D
>>555322765Geist
>>555322758I can hear the Mel Blanc scream
>>555322812biggest slut in deadlock
>>555322765Krill.Not Mo though, just Krill.
>>555322679>pound the fuck out of you with Abramsbased.
>>555321723I suck his ass
Had a game with a retarded viscous on the enemy team who just facetanked everything and ran right at you.Turns out that gooball is pretty fucking intimidating when he doesn't back down.
>>555322995I can't take this kind of shit seriously after ARAM. You're literally 30k souls ahead, who cares. It's like beating children.
>>555321910>>555321910Based Yamato player.
Who is ARAM? Some new streamer?
>>555323176He's a jew.
wtf why does Rem sounds exactly like Boy from Hunter : The Parenting ?
>>555323261just looked up rems VA and its literally him lmao
>>555323176it's what it's called in reague regend
>>555318439My hated
>>555321070>>555321330Let's be real, the biggest reason why Wraith dominates so much is because she spams farm. Her laning is also really good, which gives her more time to spam farm.
>>555322741It is, I hate that spirit viscous is so shitty rn I got all these just from today
>>555322995I hard focus him in every brawl now, he makes me feel like I'm playing 3v4. I will seismic impact him across the map at full health. I don't care.
Can you bet who's going to be the next released character on polymarket?
>>555323346I guess thats it
>>555323104I am the entire soul gap alone.I earned it, unlike your babby mode with random items even more asleep players. I drag my bots across the finish line with my own blue fists.
i haven't played in a long time, why did they turn wraith black?
>>555321187Good image, I want that modAlso the item is tailor made for gun abrams.
Get on OCE bros. I wanna play.
>brooling>dynamo with full hp>3 people in the same spot>holds his ult>keeps stomping and getting hurt>ults at red health>instantly popped by a random bomb from the other side of the mapfuck you, use your fucking hole
>>555323539no
>>555323569So instead of posting how you beat up children post how you farmed lol
Venator makes gaytheists seethe btw
>>555323793im an atheist and i want to worship venator's cock
>>555323827>im an atheistno, a homosexual
>>555321910You'll get sorted into an mmr that makes sense soon.I'm guessing you already have shooter or moba experience while everybody else in that game are literal mouthbreather oblivious types
>>555319073wait your turn bro, get in line
>>555323857>Atheists can't be gay
>>555323827praying rtzero does him and abrams in sfm porn
>>555321910only victories boost your rank so you just have to bear with itactual retards taper off at about alchemist so it's 5 straight wins
>last post 2 min agoits dead
>>555321910kills dont really mean anything you gotta use kills to pressure the map if youre just getting random kills here and there while the enemy take all the objectives you arent really helping even if youre 10x better than your team
PSA for newfags, these flags show you if your team was full of shitlow retards after you lose.
>>555323827May you find yourself back to the proper path
we yuumi now.the 3 is going to be so strong in pisslow where nobody runs boxes or does sinners.
>>555323725So many fucking dynamos go "urhm, I'm not an ultbot, okay...." because they're too retarded to recognize when they should ult.It's such an interesting phenomenon, it's like if a Lady Geist never ever swapped anyone ever because they view it as dishonest.
Matchmaking is the most dogshit its ever beenfucking 3+ apes on my team going x/10 every fucking game
>>555324389>can know if the rem is retarded or not by looking at the map at 8:10
>>555322464>literal dogshitI don't want to play such an overdone, boring ass trope
correct me if I'm wrong but, rem on the team means you're playing 5.5v6 with a missing player soul bonus?
>rem's line for attaching to haze damn...
>Get Ivy>Seven on my team>Drag him around during his ultSome things truly never change
>>555324156If it was Graves I'd care But Rem is, hilarious enough, a snooze to play
>Ult someone from the base as Lash>Get teleported into the ground making my ult fucking useless????
>>555324690>teleported into the groundskill issue
>shiv gets god spirit items in broolmodeso fucking cringe man holy shit. this nigger should not be fucking playable its so unfair man
>>555324838>"random items!">jk seven has refresher every game
>>555324838>roll green items>winso hard man
holy shit they updated celeste's model
>>555324608I don't think he has unique lines for his attach
>>555324935yasss now she just needs soulless subhuman brown eyes to go with the melanin
It took me 2k hours to master Geist.
>>555325189Did you have your 4 unbound
>Haze raging in voice over Mcginnis farming a bit after winning lane while she dies trying to fight wealthier enemies>Mcginnis ends the game with 10k more souls and basically the same amount of killsWhy the fuck do people even play this game if they cannot understand fighting while being out-souled is a great way to just feed the enemy? Doesn't even matter which rank because mouth breathers like this creep in everywhere it seems. They need a better tutorial or something because this hyperactive fight all the time shitter meta is so obnoxious and I genuinely cannot believe these people actively play this game trying to ignore the core MOBA mechanics.
Would Paige give Rem a nursing handjob?
>>555324935>changed skin color>didn't change the faceif you're going to ragebait at least add thick lips and shitty black hair too
>>555325218whats your problem faggot
>>555325258why don't you just carry yourself out of pisslow instead of crying like a retard?
>>555321472>Can Steal Sinners Safely>Can use Tunnels >Can keep creeps alive under towerHe's gonna be cancer or nerf to hell in 1 or 2 months once people get better
>>555325281Just a bit ah bantah mate
>>555325258this could be controversial but they probably should display soul count near the enemy healthbar in THICK RED FLASHING font if the difference is more than 10%they won't learn otherwise
by now I bet there's at least one artwork of Rem with huge milkers
>>555325452you dont actually look like that fagg
>>555322026Is there a tunnel map in game or no?
>>555325263I'd give him a Remjob before tucking him into bed
>>555325452upd: I just cheked and it's even worse you sick faggots
why is there no end game chat
>>555325545I won't believe you without a source, you know
>>555325507Tastes like good dreams!
>>555325562valve removed shared team voice comms fucking in like 2014 from cs, we are a decade away from those beautiful times
>>555325562there should be a end chat like dead by dayligh
>>555325562post it in the forms nigga
>>555325586here's the most normal
>>555318923She should look like this.>Erm she doesn't look like a female mafioso try again chudDon't care. Female crime boss is inherently unrealistic anyways.
Can Mirage get a new ult
>>555325678I don't want bunnygirls speaking english, that's disgusting.
>>555325723his 4 really should just be his 2 or somethiung
>darktide didn't include green circles>deadlock didn't include post game chatwhy is everyone so fucking sensitive now, gaming just keeps getting more soulless
>>555325723he should explode right after he teleports
>>555325645guh...
>>555325778>gaming just keeps getting more soullessdo you really want to goon in post-game voicechat so much?
>>555325598was that ever a feature in official cs? I stopped playing around the time cs:s picked up in popularity, and there was no official competitive or matchmaking support in the client.
>>555325645>it's literally the muscular chad saying he had a nightmare to his Mom memekek
>>555325813sorry I won't post owl dicks
>>555325853cs:go had that a loong time ago yeah, both midgame when you switch teams and at endgame for like 15 seconds each. as expected it was people screaming into the mic as loud as possible
>>555325873you're the janitor's bitch
>>555325850Where did I mention voice chat?
>>555325873catbox.moe is your friend faggot you can also post the link to image and it will embed
>>555325723I feel like upgrading his ult should reduce the channeling duration and lv 3 should be him teleporting anywhere on the map, make him a fucking teleporting menace late game.
>>555325917yeah I remember we used to shit talk each other at half-time while swapping sides because we just had to manually input the scripts into the console on our servers to start halves. that's funny they included it in the client. too bad they removed it.
>>555325723why are devs so scared to telefrag people these days?
>>555325645Based, would suck his nips
>>555326198nice
>>555326198i didnt follow the reply chain i just got flashbanged for NOTHING
I figured out how to fix Deadlock>Mirage ult replaced with Remote Bombs
>>555326198good thing I have a slow connectionclosed it at "YOU ARE FAT"
>post has a link that's obviously open at your own risk>mods still delete itseems silly
>broolin'>paige on team>win>paige on enemy team>losevery nice
Valve are genuinely assholes for not releasing all the heroes at once.
Why did they gut Ivy for building gun but Viscous who has better utility in every ability is allowed to do it
>>555326456I got what I wanted~
>>555326260>FOR THE DJHIIIIIIN>Bebop fucking explodes
>>555319153are there any anons that want to recreate this image with me :3
>>555326464Because ivy is meant to be a support bitch. Build variety has only been getting shat on since 2024. Each hero will only have ONE viable build path and THAT'S IT so it's easier for the lazy devs to balance.
>>555326536whats crazy is that I have a butt like that from doing squats for 10 years
>>555326574b-but anon! We're both b-b-boys!
>>555326657SPANKable
>>555325562Too toxic and you know it.
>>555326464I only play Ivy for Tactical nuke ult or debuff on gun and abilities. I can get healing nova here and there if the team still cannot kill the dude who got 16 gazillions debuffs on him
Mirage new ult should be summoning Christina Aguilera and she sings Genie in a Bottle and everyone has a nice time
>>555326657i don't really think that's crazyi mean, honestly, it'd be crazier if doing squats for 10 years did absolutely nothing for your butt.
Mirage ult should be a passive that gives him a 0.1% chance of spontaneously exploding on taking damage.
>>555326456Rem literally broke the game for 2 hours and you want them to dump everything at once?
Seven continues to be my favorite character.
Mirage should be deleted from the game
>>555326456You got three avenues for this behavior>They're doing it to drive up engagement and player retention over a period of time for their game with no monetization >They simply want to space out the releases just in case something catastrophic happens when one gets added>Or they're Valve and they just do whatever they want because they can
They should put Mirage's head on Abrams body and call it 'For The Gym'
Who's the best mom of Deadlock? I think it might be Lady Geist because she's rich and her son is a doctor and not a neet from 4chan
where the FUCK is a balance pass?
>>555326961>The Gym will have Wideoming>Nashallbrah.
>>555326962Paige reading stories to (you)r children.
>>555326939They want to retain players but also not make it look like they barely work on the game (they dont). They're so fucking lazy it's insane. Out of all these updates the biggest thing they've done is make the lanes 4->3 lanes. No new side objective all they did was move urn around and shit. Most balance patches are just numbers and almost never any reworks to heroes. Heroes released at a snail pace and yet all feel samey. I had a guy keep calling haze wraith because they play exactly the same. Idk man, I am just seething because I wish I could get paid multiple hundreds of thousands to do basically nothng
Why couldn't Mina be white like an actual vampire instead of a dog-eating gook?
>>555326961>>555327035>djinn jar replaced with a tub of protein powder
>>555327148>The Lifter keeps trying to steal it.
>>555327090can I play one of your games?you've shipped like 100 right? since you can do at least that many in a year?
>>555327143ruined
>>555327248>The Coachman keeps sending you to Planet Fitness.
>>555326906seven will always be the best character because he's weirdly honest and grounded in his judgements. he doesn't get charmed by things being innocent or cute, he just calls it how he sees it. it helps he is a cocky sarcastic asshole who would never back down from a verbal joust, either.
I fixed Abrams
is deadlock gonna be yuge?
why do I always either go 12/3 or 2/11?i'm in ascendant btw
>>555327364Probably the coolest bad guy in a multiplayer game.I can't think of many others. Anyone have any other villains from multiplayer games they love?
>>555327454
>>555327478you've peaked.watch replays and streamers to reach your next plateau faster.
>>555327487>Probably the coolest bad guy in a multiplayer game.cmon bro...
>>555327306I dont have to be an NBA level player to tell when a player is being lazy
>>555319759sorry that your transgender fantasy got denied nigger. if it makes you feel any better, even if silver got in first, you still wouldn't be a real woman.
>>555327557you don't even have an early access scam tech demo you can show off?
>>555327545Instead of saying 'cmon bro' you can give some fucking examples you know. And don't say any fighting game villain because they're all shit.
>>555327531>watch "pro eternus 6 night shift" play>there are still players who go 2/11 sometimesNot helpful advice
>>555327468not without some serious effort right now its shooter and moba elements are much poorer than the pure types of games it s trying to emulate
>>555327143uhh... i mean, her whole place in the lore is that she's the equivalent of a homeless person in vampire society. lowest of the low.being the wrong race or whatever fits that narrative, no?
>>555327629>watch somebody get shit on in high elo>learn how to not play to avoid being shit on in high elotrue, bad advice.
>>555327143worst art i've seen in a while your taste is shit
>>555327629First esport? If somebody good is going to stomp that means somebody on the other end is gonna get stomped.
There, now Abraham is perfect
>>555327454>ruined abramsI want big blue cock fuck off
>>555327778thats just batman
>>555327615Are you a literal retard ong fr?
>>555327801So abrams was just a blue batman with horns this whole time
>>555327778now make him naked
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/208viCozYOEneed the vypusy
Every game was awful today. Useless Rem's doing nothing. At least 2 or 3 retards on my team every game that all had more than 10 deaths and less than 3 kills.
I fixed yamato
>>555327943very nice. can you fix Ivy next?
Hag GAWDS stay winning
>>555328105Rem be like "ewww, you smell like grandma"
>going to have to wait 2 weeks to play celestesucks. i want to be an obnoxious circus faggot and nuke the map
poor little apollo...
>>555328029NS2...
>>555328189you threw him to the wolves he'll come back a father now.
>>555328105>59were they all afk?
>>555327545Vague faggot
but who do I vote for now?
>>555327616>>555328298I can post like a dozen different dota heroes but then you guys will get really mad.
>>555328428>dotaThat explains your retardation
>>555328105What fucking games are you in where you would need 60 kills? How could you even do this in Street Brawl?
>>555328428dota is gay
>>555328492See what I mean, I can read you like a book.
>>555328428>but you guys would get really mad for bringing up dotaslopYeah ofc we'd laugh and call you a faggot
What FOV do you guys run?
>>555328363Venator
>>555327563by this logic those who voter for Rem what to be a who exactly?
>>555328689max?
>>555328650>he says, while posting tranime
>>555328363I dont vote and instead pile them up to screenshot later.Really gets dlg heated
>>555328428>I've got a quarry to settleyeah dota writing is really deep
>>555327778I look like this
>>555328785>Dynamo: "I'm doing it!"
>>555326979Yoshi said sometime between the coming hero releases
Dotafags genuinely have only played 1 video game ever and compare everything to it because it's the only thing they knowSame thing with tf2fagsThat bossbaby image comes to mind
TOURISTS>>>/OUT/
>Streebrawl>Team has 3 support characters and game doesnt give me a single fucking purple in the first 3 rounds>Enem,y has faginnis, bebop and geistFuck this shit game, baited to reinstall with new characters
>>555328889if he were in dota he'd say like, "black hole-y moly"
>>555328956Enigma has a black holey moley spell and doesn't say that so you're literally and undeniably wrong.
>>555328428Bro I fucking love Dota but there's no Dota villain that comes close to Seven. Most of the Dota roster are just guys doing their own thing anyway.Pugna is basically a huge asshole but even it's a stretch to call him a villain.
>>555328943>>Enem,y
When are they nerfing these faggots?When are they nerfing these M1 faggots and punch faggots?
>>555328492t. leaguebabby
>>555329037haha look at her go
>>555329037Yeah, I was tilted man, still am
>>555329002enigma's too edgy to say it
>>555329027>Most of the Dota roster are just guys doing their own thing anyway.Is Seven not doing his own thing?
>>555328771>Come to anime website>Mald and seethe after someone posts 2huYou can always go back, you know.
When did these buttons stop working? Is this new?
This rem has the worst souls to damage ratio ive ever seen. He went full spirit for 45 minutes and just split pushed. Then he just started selling and buying shit. 51 minutes of fucking hell
>>555329113So you agree that you were wrong then. Another win for dota chads.
>>555329056>M1 faggots and punch faggots>LashWhat did he mean by this?
>>555329187the frogs won
REM JUST CONFIRMED THAT SILVER SMELLS LIKE BOURBON
>>555329192after rem patch it got bugged
>>555329192yes its newnever to be fixedyoshi said so
Ricochet + Inhib/silencer is going to be core on rem in a few weeks once people realize how good his gun is at stacking and how much souls he prints from thin air.
>>555329308he can't possibly know what her pee smells like, right?
>>555329220he still says "stitch in space time saves nine" so he's still cheesy and shitty and you're retarded and wrong
How do you enable testing tools in the hideout. sv_cheats true + citadel_hero_testing_enabled true doesn't work.
Ivy web grenade + echo shard on stone form + range on abilities is the most cancer shit I ever played and I got called a nigger.11/10.
>>555329349Not that it matters when your gorilla nigger teammates are feeding non stop and the enemy Warden is 20k ahead of everyone else
FUCK healing remgo in the tunnels minute 8:00and fuck up another lanes and stealing sinnerspeople are playing him too passiveim thinking backstabber
>>555328363Me and my 5000 skeletons are all voting Graved, don’t miss the boat
>>555329369>but he says other thingThat's not what we were arguing about, retard.
STOP PLAYING REM LIKE YUUMIYOURE SUPPOSED TO FUCKING BE ACTIVE AND ROAM
>>555329461
>dota>"if light cannot escape me, what hope have you">deadlock>"Marla's pie lol I'm fat"Yeah I'm thinking dota wins high diff gg no re
https://youtu.be/cEz0nXpcRHc?si=opvFoMUZzdO-04dVCharacters with this feel?
>>555329686Silver
>>555329650>not self-aware edgelord>self-aware married old manwow
>>555329060>dotafag gets criticized>immediately brings up league of faggotsEvery time with you predictable retards
>>555329650Sorry bro but the Hidden King alone completely MOGS both ancients
>>555329758Enigma is pretty aware of himself
>>555329218>existed purely to make the game longerTECHIES BROS WE ARE BACK
THIS GAME FUCKING SUCKS
>>555329828see you tomorrow
is that...it can't be......the Dead Lock
THIS GAME FUCKING ROCKS
>>555329770Roshan mogs midboss and tormentor mogs urnDota wins again
>>555329853kys
>>555328428Why are you here if you don't like the game?>>555180501
THIS GAME IS IN DIRE NEED OF A BALANCE PATCH
summer's here anons
>>555329921You can like a game without considering it the best game ever, retarded deadlocker
>>555329864what if it's like a giant chastity cage?
>>555329896Dont hold your breath brehMidboss hasnt been updated yey
>>555329936I DON'T SEE A RADIANT FUTURE WITHOUT A PATCH
>>555329921Dotafags think they they're welcome to post their retarded drivel in any valve game thread because they only play a valve game
Highguardbros...
>Dota gets mentioned>Deadlocker meltyevery time
how do we fix curse?
>>555329980Well guys, I guess that's it
Speaking of, I've asked for tips or help in both /dlg/ and /d2g//dlg/ has always been helpful but I've always been ignored except once in /d2g/, which is that?
>>555330261>which is that?Because you're ESL
>>555330041It's gonna keep your infinite power locked up while you get pegged
i guess im going to wait when its back down to 20k players
>>555330306Yea I messed up, forgive me, most deadlock and dota2 players are ESL by the way
>>555330261I think /d2g/ is mostly discord fags so if you're not in it they won't reply to you.
Only way to win is to either have or play Abrams, Mina, Infernus, Dyke Lady, Wraith.Dogshit faggot game. You cant even draft your heroes, team comps are random
>>555318829
>>555330469wait is this actually a real
>>555329494point is he still says cheesy DOTA lines you're just being fussy over "well uhh actually he doesn't say it when he's ULTING so it doesn't count"also you're just a fucking cunt suck my balls
This game sucks. shit unbalanced game
>>555330701I thought this too but I've successfully stockholmed myself into enjoying it.
>>555330584yeah, but squidward is d-tier
Flopping tranny deadcock.
marriage with Ivy
>>555330460>shitter getting bullied and whinging about mcguinnesfiltered hard
>>555330734>>555330771you are a retarded faggot this game sucks kys. i hope you and your family dies :)it is unbalanced shit everyone knows it, thats why they spam pic abrams, mina, wraith, haze every game
>>555330906Why do you have to be nasty?
>>555330906>can't counterpick itemsngmi
>Team is mostly spirit>Have to win two teamfights to destroy walker>Team is mostly gun>Gets to melt walker after a single wipeThis doesn't seem particularily fun or balanced
>>555330946Because I want you dishonest fuckers to blast your head off>errm yes these characters are good because I benefit from them!>I am too retarded to acknowledge my own bias!>ignore my 500+ games of abrams
>>555330906you are so fucking mad and got filtered hard you absolute 0 IQ brainletI'd tell you not to breed but why bother
rem sure was a flop, huh?
remember the seven christmas challenge where you had to kill someone with the delay lmao
>>555331102Floppy cock...
>>555331069when you inevitably shoot yourself square in the head, i will laugh. your game is unbalanced shit. its just the same clown faggots (abrams, mina, infernus, wraith/haze) yippie wow wow wow so much funkys faggot
>>555331007Bebop, Seven and Infernus fucking melt walkers like butter and they are all spirit.
>>555330460>>555330906>>555331035You sound miserableGive someone who loves you a hug
I dont think the game will reach 100k players this for any of the characters. REM was the most hyped one so the numbers already peaked.
>>555331102This wouldn't have happened if Venator won
>>555330906Trvthnvke>i hope you and your family dies :)brutally based
>>555331156>when you shoot yourselfoh project harder you're having a fucking BPD meltdown over a video game you probably cut yourself you fucking schiz
>>555331170That's the most roundabout way I've seen someone be told to jump in a grave, but props for creativity
>put a chungus on lane creep>you can now jump between it and your teammates
>>555331170i dont need your fake sympathy faggot.I want icefrog/yoshi to nerf, the dogshit characters that are busted in every game.>>555331239you are a retard>the game is balanced because the 2 heroes i play are overpowered!!! totally not biased
>>555330761and sex with Silver
>>555331102I'm convinced that the votes didn't matter at all and Rem was preselected long ago to be the first.They even made segments of the map only reliably accessible to Rem and no other character, he's clearly some furfaggot dev's (Yoshi) pet project
>lash/seven/bebop/ginnis every gamerandom only opt-in queue for streetbrawl when?90% of the games i play feature these four heroes, 50% of the game is always the same
>>555331326>implying I play ANY of the heroes you mentionedI see you've entered the mental gymnastics phase of your meltyalso infernus sucks right now and you're just outing yourself as a shitter. Go ahead and prove me wrong and name like, one game where you reached the equivalent of gold. You sound like a classic cardboard league shitter.
>>555331397git gud :)
>>555331394I wonder if Silver is even going to win next vote considering the fact that it seems that a lot of voice lines are missing and she does not have unique animations. Either they're on overtime to finish them or they're going to rig the voting to allow themselves a full week of work on her.
>>555331326uh oh melty
>>555331484>>555331536Im not reading your shit. The moment you challenged the moment I knew you were a disingenuous faggot. Jam a fork into your gums.
>>555331619yeah and I knew you were bad at the game, called it out and you deflectedL
>>555331649didnt read
>>555331397Soon. Yoshi is planning on doing single draft.
We got a total dud comp.
>>555331718cope
>>555331526>seems that a lot of voice lines are missing and she does not have unique animationsDo you have a source on that?
>>555331765not reading you are dismissed.
>>555331394>The votes are... le rigged!
>>555331823you probably read it anyway
>>555331790For the animations, before Yoshi patched the command if you replaced her model with yours, parry, melee attack and walking animation were from Seven.For the voicelines, a leak that appeared a few threads ago dumped the voice lines of every new heroes. Silver got only the few basics one down (killing, assists, ping, abilities upgrade)
ignored
>>555332041whoopsies! You forgot to quote the post you were replying to! I think you meant to quote this post: >>555331887No need to thank me!
CAN REM STOP FUCKING MOANING AND GROWLIG EVERY OTHER LINE
Rems paw beans on the character select screen makes me feel uneasy
>>555331394I'd call you a retard but the tunnels and "vote for me" posters make my schizophrenia act up enough to believe youI choose to believe they just had good reason to believe an all audiences character would beat out split voter demographics (schoolgirl enjoyers/safe horny fans), and their weaker alternatives
Wew this game is sooo shit lmao
they should have added buyback when they changed the respawn timers
I don't get it, how do you test a hero for months and never find out guardians can't hit him?
>>555332216Since when do birds have beans and tails anyway?
>>555332157He only moans when Lash, Shiv, Mirage, GT, or Warden are on his team. Not sure why.
>>555331763fucking felon kelvin, check this nigga's browser history
Grape.
>>555325642i share feedback see if they add it>>555325598i wish there was proximity chat, it would make games fun and retarded>>555325613there is in most mobas/games idk why they got rid of it in this game, it seems like a weird choice to do aside from preventing people from talking shit in end game>>555326769yeah but you could say that about most games and they already have team voice chat where people can shit talk to you with their voice its funnier that way anyways
>>555332325Deadlock if it was good
wooooooah like woah the 3 most busted faggots in the game on the same team poggers!
>>555332595HOLY SHITTER SELF EXPOSEend your pathetic life nigger
>>555332502Valve is a deeply homosexual company and it's a miracle Deadlock even has any attractive women like Mina or Paige
>>555332712mean
>>555328105post build
>>555332595assuming you're genuine and not DSP tier "what was I supposed to do" and then you keep stacking damage : use counterspell for lash, metal skin/plated armor for the 2 gun tard. If infernus is more spirit than gun, debuff remover / disarming hex / counterspell for his ult. Also for the love of god work with your team if they're ahead in soul.
>>555332595>bitching about lashNigga look up. Or just bank on his slam doing no damage since it whiffs 50% of the time.
>>555332749we will never purge the cry babies if they arent called outgrow as a player, learn how to counterlearn movementlearn how to outskill themITS FUCKING POSSIBLE JUST LEARN YOU SHITBRAIN
>>555332712>>555332815>>555332859I'm guessing you're american or mutt yuropissean and have the reading comprehension of a fucking hamster.It is not that I cannot beat these shitters it is that they are too strong. yes you can counter player with items and position and blah blah blah. it doesnt change the fact they have an overwhelming advantage you fat faggot
>>555332815to add to this, frenzy and spirit resilience against spirit fern also works wonder.
How do you make McGinnis turrets do damage?
>>555333041>characters hard countered by items everyone buys anyways>too strongseekerGOD i knvvl
>>555329356he's very close to the ground and Silver pisses everywhere like a dog whenever she feels like it
>>555333041>i'm guessing you're from the only regions that play deadlockWhat are you on?
>>555333041you keep digging yourself in deeper, stop blaming the characters and blame your parents for dropping you ass a child you dribbling troglodyte
>>555333041Lol
>>555333041ah so you're just a genuine piss for brains that wanted to bitch and moan for no reasons, well I leave you to your impotent rage then, baby boy
>>555333081>street brawlyou don't
V O T EV E N A T O RCRUSH THE TRANNY SYNDICATE
>>555333081Sacrifice your firstborn praying the game gives you boundless spirit and escalating exposure in the same match, if you're in street brawl.
>>555333106>>555333124>>555333125>>555333139>>555333164>ooga booga the hero with a 57% winrate is actually le badyou're dismissed fat fuck.
>>555333041uh oh, thirdie melty
>>555333251Get used to it dumbo. We have almost 15 years of dota 2 balancing to know exactly how this works.I'm sure you wont be having a big old cry when your main gets giga buffed in an upcomming major patch. If anything I bet you'll spend all your time here telling everybody how >they aren't really op guys I swear!
>>555333280>t. cant afford a home and will work 9-5 until his 80s
>>555333235OK, I have voted Venator.
>3 people on my team have double digit deaths at 8 minutesplease please please separate me from these abominations
Is Geist OP?
>>555333389it's like that when I duo with a friend>wins the lane>comfy at 6/0/0 each>other lane lost the walkerQuite tiresome.
>>555333235I chose Graves cause all our current Spirit characters are fucking boring.
>>555333081don't be a retard that stacks them all in one spot so they're easy to kill all at once.throw them in spots where people will have to be looking away at you or your teammates to kill them, even during fights and stuff.they do fairly decent dps without full spirit investment, go hybrid with only the spirit items that give you utility, like AoE scaling so your heal is bigger.if you get that item that refills charges when you do 300 damage you'll have an infinite supply of them that you can constantly throw out to get free damage from them.
>>555333404No, she's normal. If her team plays like retards geist gets gangraped.
>>555333383disgusting, I hope you scrape those mistakes off your wall and add more holy devotiongormless mistakes can be forgiven in the eyes of the lord
>>555333041Clearly, third worlders do not suffer enough.
>>555329056>Last needs to be nerfed even more.Buy Counterspell, faggot.
>>555333336>Get used to itSo you're agreeing with me this game is unbalanced shit where you can't counterpick or ban the obviously overpowered busted heroes?>mainI don't care if it get nerfed or buffed. Just gut the faggot heroes that are overpowered to shit since launch>>555333649True. I love watching American pig dogs kill each other and lose their houses to corpos
>spent all day trying to make anything other than Support Rem work>I like being able to literally rat through tunnels but I don't wanna play the fucking sheboon catlady and I don't want to be a healtranny>if you're not 10-20k ahead of every player on the enemy team you just do no damage and get melted into slag and can't fight anyone you're so much as remotely even with at all>mfw
>>555333041You're right but the people here have valves cock lodged down their throatI'm convinced its the devs themselves since you can't say anything bad about the game
>>555333793Hey /v/ermin, this is a Deadlock general, did you think the majority of posters here would NOT like the game?
>>555333731>spend all day trying to make the first 100% support character work not in support
>>555333251I'm not against you just saying that the region argument is retarded from where are you anyways
i can understand lash/dynamo hate as having mid/late game eventually become team fight into gg no re refresher ult gets boring after seeing it happen for the thousandth time
>>555329817its feels so good to be back :)(i hate them with a passion for taking him away from me. nutechies just isnt the same)
of course the character for women's only skillshot is actually a massive fucking bomb that you can't miss
>>555333923You can like a game and point out its flaws especially when we're talking about an online multiplayer game
>>555333336>dota>balancingwhy are you in these threads if you slurp down unbalanced garbage like that?
Did anyone else wake up to see their rank displaying as Obscurus? Not that rank matters, just curious.
>>555330469
>>555334085imagine the shit smell
>>555334084I've been obscurus since the game came yet.never got a rank with the old system, never got one now.
>>555334043I don't get it. How can you say this in a game where you literally cannot counter pick? Every moba game you can see what the enemy picks, coutner pick, ban etc. Like how do you say Dota 2 is unbalanced compared to this shit game? You can barely fucking gank since the faggot map is huge. I hope someone runs you over with a tractor or something. Honest to god retards like you need to be turned into eunuchs so you dont accidentally reproduce
>>555333690You are so painfully stupid it's unreal.
>ITT : initiate tard rage
>>555334173deadlock can be balanced meanwhile you're probably the same retard begging for buybacks kek absolute retard
Just want to confirm what the other anon mentioned, Death Slamming above the patron pit is bugged. Game was probably lost at that point anyways, but when I attempted to DS into the fountain I also got teleported down to the floor and my throw didn't even happen.
>>555334178>oogbooga you're stoopid, the 57% winrate 70% pick rate heroes are balanced and not strong at all dude like fuck even though I pick these same 2-3 faggots everyday of my boring life they arent strong please dont nerf...you are a mutt and if you ever perchance blasted your skull off, i wouldnt care, faggot.>>555334358>hurr durr it can be balanced>please don't nerf the overpowered faggot characterssee above mutt, if you ventilated your brain stem, i wouldnt lose an ounce of sleep.
>>555332348it's probably less of a pure bird and likely more gryphon i suppose?
>>555334043Dota is not solely balanced on making every hero 50% win rate. Op stuff gets nerfed, underpowered stuff gets buffed yes, but icefrog (or his interns now) also purposefully balance around changing the metas which naturally makes certain heroes and strategies stronger or weaker too. This is so the game doesn't get boring over a long period of time.You are a fucking idiot because you think balancing a game is entirely about making everything 50% win rate.News flash even if they did that, you would still be here blaming any possible thing but yourself for losing games.
>>555333731tankbuster reverb pillow throwas far as early game.. I got nothing for you bro
>>555333932>older characters are more flexible>all the new ones are gonna be railroaded dogshitThey need to hurry up and release a gun DPS that can go in the tunnels innately then so I don't have to play a fucking support or a nigger to make use of said map element. And not a fucking Rat King hero either. There's already too many fucking Rat Man archetypes in fiction.
no way guys, Billy actually posts on /dlg/ !Someone update the wiki
legendary seeker meltyi hope this happens more often
>pick haze and infernus on low priority>pick someone else and set highest priority>usual works to get them and wanted bebop and geist but get infernus insteadfix it yoshit
How the fuck do you play Bebop? Despite his massive health and innate bullet resist, he folds like a wet napkin the moment you try to get proactive.
So does Tara Strong voice Rem?
>>555334428>you are a muttWrong. I bet you are wrong a lot huh?
>>555334551NTA, honestly I think a balance issue for Deadlock is I don't see how they're going to be able to shift the meta around. Seems like all they can do is weigh the scale towards spirit damage or weapon damage and that's about it.
LMAOOOOOOOOOAHAHAHAHA AINT NO WAY
>>555334735I don't think so. I've heard her voice a lot in my childhood, so I would have noticed.
>>555334767Same way as dota. With the map and objectives.
>>555334725veil walker, sneak on a hoe and shows your balls up her ass
Matchmaking got fucked since the vote update right? I'm Oracle but constantly get absolute new players in my game so each team has one lane where the newbie hard feeds and goes 5+ deaths before 10 minutes.
>>555334813six seven
This is your playerbase :)
>>555334813The furry pedophile population of the game proved itself as the biggest onePretty alarming honestly
>>555334880>Matchmaking got fuckedworking as intended, we're closer to dota every day
>>555334742You're right. I retract all my previous statements. You're right, I'm wrong.I'm going to go jerk off and sleep. I still think deadlock is an unbalanced piece of shit but you're right the game is balanced.You win by being obtuse and retarded.
Servers fucked or just me?
>>555334948no sir, this is twitter
I want Rem to get turbo nerfed and gutted so no one picks him, I want to be the only person playing Rem so I get him everygame.
>>555334948this is about 1/20th of every playerbase of every multiplayer game ever and more often than not they don't actually play
>>555331394copeits bedtime!
>>555334948When I see nonsense like this it registers as just that, nonsense, I do not commit it to memory
>>555335130Then why was Rem first?
fuck's going on in this thread today, what's with all the ragebaiting tourists ?
>>555335217Rem won, so the vultures came over to feed
can you kill the little birds rem send out to sinners
>wow our support has heroic aura healing nova? time to go brawl in the enemy jungle while every walker gets pushed in instead of just pushing walkers with a huge advantage
>>555335345no but you can make them worship balls
>>555335380I want to make rem worship my balls
>>555335475I want to worship rem's balls
>>555335475>>555335514why not both?
What characters still have placeholder models aside from M&K, Shiv, Sinclair, Grey Talon, Haze(?), Paradox, Viscous, Vyper, Warden, and Yamato? I hope they're not all like Bebop's new remodel where it's the exact same character with more detail
>>555333642"God" is just another Patron.
Hybrid gun carry rem is actually insane lmao
>>555335593>I hope they're not all like Bebop's new remodelwhat are you smoking bebop's model hasn't changed
>>555335663Rem is my god
>>555335721Well, the textures are definitely improved from prepatch. You can check for yourself since they didn't change the hero select render, look at his pants
>>555335593Shiv's model is great
>>555335782>no tailOoM garbage art.
the absurd shit you can do with abrams is insane. someone at yoshi HQ must main this guy cause he is fucking overtuned
>>555335948its an early rendition when the artists thought he was JUST an owl
Do we still believe that Abrams is the face of Deadlock?
i really dont want to lose this picture of viscous bros. once his rework happens ill lose this picture :(
2 games in a row lost because of ragequittersthis game has such a shit playerbase
>>555336123learn to draw now and you'll be prepared and honed for when his remodel drops
>>555333731i havent played him yet so take this with a grain of salt but the guy can silently sneak in and steal 4 sinner's sacrifices with his familiars while also being near lane creepsis being 10k ahead at all times really that difficult?
>>555336015He's really not that good in soloQ.
>>555335475Lady Geist worships me already
>>555336405i dominate in soloq bro, im only oracle 1
is there any point in sending your chudlings towards boxes?
i'm getting mostly MVPs as rem in brawlkinda fun
>>555336692They feel fulfilled
>finally get a teammate thats as aggressive as me on lane>someone ragequits on my team 5 mins inAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA stupid fucking game
>>555336401Yes, cause usually you got 3 Fortnite-brained baboons with double digit deaths by 10-15 minutes on your team.
>>555336113I want Abrams' ass on my face when he's all sweaty.
>>555336726pillow is big dam
>>555333731calico is fun man
I want the ability to show somebody's parents their posts. Sit mom and dad down and ask them if they know their son is hanging out online all day and when they say yes ask if they know what it is he's doing and then tell them that it's making horrendous fucking posts and read them off one by one. Then ask them if they think they raised him to think this is okay or if they would do things differently hindsight. I would close the session with a laminated collection of posts wherein their son is talking about dog dicks or fucking owl kids or something
>>555334948Every game that isn't consolefag ball slop looks like this nowadays to varying degrees
>literally euthanizing games by playing my usual off meta shit or just roleplaying as a rice farmer as Seven and just not teamfighting until I am farmed or unless my team is popping off>somehow accidentally got out of Initiate and all the way into Alchemist despite wanting to just play bad builds in the trenchesDamn, I have to go Gun Rem (since all the Remfags are saying it's turbo doodoo dogshit) now in order to derank don't I?
>>555336959>Sit mom and dad down and ask them if they know their son is hanging out onlineah yes, their 30 year old son's post history on an anonymous imageboardchotto hazukashi
>>555333731Get a mod for Calico's appearance then
Remember when Ivy was popular?Lol
>>555336959What about wolf-cookies?
>>555337328She's still popular among furries and trannies
Rem is boring as fuck and its clear they spent all the time on everything but his gameplay
>>555336942>"le faceroll your keyboard insta burst combo one-trick pony sheboon hero is fun!"
>>555337328She still kinda is.
>>555337469I just fucking despise that his personality is "WAAH I'M A KID!"
>>555337328Most artificial "popularity" in Deadlock's history
>>555337206The hero itself isn't fun to play regardless.
I'm glad everyone thinks Rem is boring, I won't have any contest picking him later on.t. also a Doorchud main
>>555337478the fun is getting in position to do your combo and getting out when doing it without your ult
The healing of Tag Along is insane. They really need to buff Rejuvenating Aurora.
>>555337482She really isnt, not even in the threads anymore
Still crazy how bland and woke the first heroes look compared to the stuff we get now. I wonder if the woke artist who made Wraith or Calico, both look like absolute shit compared to Grave or Silver, if that nigger is crying. They should rework the black heroes and turn them white.
can we just fucking delete shiv from brawl already pleasei'm fine with bebop, seven, all this garbagebut holy fuck an unkillable retard who builds straight green and kills you from half hp with a full reset??
>>555337653wrong, they just need to give calico new hair and both of them big tits
>>555337578Yeah support chads are gonna be feasting.t. Sinclair/Visc main
>>555337478>main damage ability actually requires some skill to be effective with>fun and unique traversal skillShe's alright.
>>555337482where do I get a positive, kind, happy go lucky wife (spanish optional)?
So im pretty sure ive got rem 4.8 purp and greens figured out but unsure about which direction to go for his gunFor greens its >gaurdian wardBoosted by his nap >trophy collectorSynergies with gaurdian ward + his base Sprint speed is tied for highest with bebopFor purp its>bullet resist shredderBest debuff when with a teammate >superior durationAffects litterally everything But for the oranges im torn, do I go for kinetic dash as a sort of selfish dps option? I considered fleetfoot for another active but I dont think it works with nap. Maybe the new charge item+heroic aura?
>>555337765>Sinclair>support
>>555337843I'm liking alch fire on him. Extra spirit and pillows are good for keeping enemies in it. Also more spread for your spirit debuffs like bullet resist shredder or supressor or whatever
Rem being first turned out to be a blessing in disguiseNow we only have fun characters to look forward to
>>555337982We would've surpassed 100k active players if they added Silver first
>>555337843>>trophy collectoreven on supports that's a waste of money
>>555322380>>555333731>>555337478Samefag
>>555337958There is a lot of directions that seem good. I first ran heal booster but I think you gotta go full support e kitten with rescue beam healnova so it hits more targetsI think next im gonna try a curse rush and just piggyback the carry
>>555319715>>555319817finally an opportunity to post SEXY MO >>555319509>>555319189>>555319336no its fucking not you dumb mutt nigs. the catholic church doesnt require you to cut your dick off, nor is anyone mentally ill enough to do it (at least in europe, i presume the brown new world monkeys would be capable of doing so)
https://static1.e621.net/data/21/cd/21cdfe38432a73addd2fb94f43b23941.webmThoughts? :3
>>555338140Idk if its good on anyone it would be good on him, ez assits and huge presence with the sprint speed + tunnelsIf its not good enough for him I can only assume its not good enough for anyone and will receive a buff
>>555337982Unrivaled levels of cope
>>555338312>THEY FINISHED FARMING FOR ME
>thought ivyfags were just had weird taste but were normal otherwise>turns out they were more interested in the monster part than the girl part and moved onto rem
>>555338312I'm honestly shocked it wasn't porn.
How do we fix Wraith
>>555318172M'a not complainsin' or anythang but... why them'd make Doorsman so fruity patooty? Boy looks like 'e can working his ass better than 'e can working a grill, das for shure
>>555338535slopfags are genuinely blind
>>555338535baby bump (mine)
>>555337756calico is honestly the worst could be a cool cat lady, and she's just a nigger in a trench coat. If she was made now she would be half cat half human thing.
>>555338704It doesn't help that she looks bald too
>>555337653if we got wraith now she'd be a horrible bluesky jinx copy
>>555338283I unironically jerk off to Mo, his pits are extra erotic in this pic.
>>555337590You have a very bad sense of fun
>>555338942t. krill
>>555338240He says as if there was any attempt to hide it. I hate these tranny devs for making the first 2 characters to use the tunnels a fucking one-note sheboon and a fucking cub-bait support-tranny instead of anything actually good.
>>555338535Make her more BLAK
>>555337653>>555338704>muh woke fag is a furniggerFurries and zero aesthetic sense, the most iconic combination
>>555327454is that garen from league?
>>555336801not sure how my team's performance is affecting my farming...my question was-is it that hard to farm with his familiars doing the work for him, like the slot machines?
Rem is fucking bad, bros.5 games 1 win.>Team unga bunga>Get raped with no recourse on support builds>Can't heal or save anyone with db rescue beam because your 0 armor wraith + haze die instantly and cry about dying to silences>Look at damage post game>Abyssmal dog shitI thought ivy was in a rough spot. Holy shit. Little guy needs buffs if they seriously thought he was supposed to be a support. I have not seen a single team win with him either.
>>555339224would you not just go the standard burst heavy spell build and spam pillows?
>>555338638seethe
>>555321539can you post it?
>>555327454Make him asian
thank you thank you thank you thank you
>>555339224>Everyone thought rem would be broken because of his minions>turns out everything else is so dogshit it doesnt matterkek
>>555327454>>555339468He needs to be black.
>>555321723he's good at giving remjobs
>Set Rem as highest priority>Still doesn't give me Rem anywayI will continue to throw games until I get Rem. Thanks valve for the shitty hero selection menu.
>>555339224I'm not sure what your image entails. Your build? The terrible carry build?
>>555339572>I will continue to throw games until I get Rem.REMfags confirmed to be annoying whiny children just like him
>>555337567>artificial popularity>the only good thing about the intial uncle dane leak along Infernus
>>555339635>>555339635>>555339635>>555339635
Jerked off in the shower imagining it was Rem about to eat me.What did you get up to /dlg/?
>>555337879Bnuuy/Ult steal build is literally the only fun Sinclair build.>>555337653Wraith looks kinda nice she just needs to her coat to not be this big, right now from the back she looks like a big rectangle despite her supple bunda and the concept of her always having her hands in her pocket.
>>555339224>play spirit healer meant to steal farm>go gunmy 5th sense tells me this is bait
>>555339429bro do you even know what shoulders are? she looks like goro from mortal kombat wearing gloves
>>555339085>>muh wokeAll the new heroes are white, cope more. You can't tell me wraith or calico would be designed like that now.
>>555339159It affects your farming cause it means you never actually generate that 10k lead no matter how efficient you are.
>>555337469It's made for foids who are scared to pallay aggresively.
>>555339578>>555339842it's the wraith I was talking about
>>555318952who tops?
>>555339224suboptimal build go hybrid gun carry and get 100% winrate.
>>555335786They updated the hero shader with AO and better normal map support. Bebop hasn't changed at all.
>>555336113mina replaced him
>>555338283sexo
