Archmommy Edition>Latest patch:https://www.playdeadlock.com/oldgods>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>555318172
make sure to read Rem a goodnight story before bed, bros
rem's fun
Do not let Silver win.
Never won a game as vyper but damn if the bullet hose snek aint fun to slide around as.
Why didn't they put party matchmaking vs solo matchmaking into the new mode again?
Reasons not to play gun rem: -20% crit damage
The deadlock forums I keep seeing people suggest as a way to "provide feedback" are hilarious. Endless pages of people telling yoshi to off himself mixed spam porn ads posted by bots and mangled english rants about matchmaking with a penchant for the term dogshit
>>555340017somehow have a 90% winrate with 9 games so far on vyper but i suck ass with her
who is the soldier/demoman of deadlock who i can just hop on and spam the fuck out of everything and not worry about cooldowns
>>555340487warden
>>555340363smells of russian hands
>>555340487They both fuck and Soldier tops btw!
>>555340363This is why the secret club exists btw. Uncle Dane unironically might have killed this game, hope Gayben personally hands him a VAC ban and sends death squads to his house.
>>555339797...or give him a blowjob
>>555340532Venator means there's a Christian religion within the worldI hope I get a Swiss Guard halberd wielder
I like seeing somebody's posting history get more and more aggressive as the losses pile up
>>555340363>I am being countered and there's nothing I can do! Waah!lollmao
>>555340872>means there's a Christian religion within the worldDude hes literally sent by the Vatican
>>555340872>Venator means there's a Christian religion within the worldBrand new or just doesn't know shit?Ivy has been a confirmed Catholic since the closed alpha started.
>>555340872>Venator means there's a Christian religion within the worldOf course Christianity is a thing in this world, it's literally just our world up until like 1880 or so which is when the natural merged with the supernatural
>>555339663>REMfagsDude, I don't even give a shit about REM.I just want to try new hero because this game sucks.When the next hero came out, I will be doing the same with him/her/xem
>>555340704>Uncle Dane unironically might have killed this gameMight I have a bit of the old the story time mr anon?
>>555340487Geist has low cool-No, you're not asking that.You can't just "spam everything" reload and spam again, this is not a shooter but a moba, there's at a minimum several seconds of commitment to skill use.Ammo is infinite so you can pick haze and just w+m1 without thinking about any button presses though.
>>555340487Go back to your corpse thread tranny
>>555339950fun!!!!
>>555340934Silver is a lesbian who uses her big fat futa wolfcock to plow Mina's tight gook vampiress pussy
Geist is so OP bros. She sucks life so good
Do not let Venator lane alone with Rem, just saying...
>>555340487Why is the tf2 general nothing but softcore anime porn, you guys are no better than a gacha gooner
game should let you choose a patron to serve instead of it being rng
>>555340934Watch me improve this image with one simple trickTumblroids hate me
>>555341263Go take a gander at the OSRS general. It's 100% just one guy talking to himself nonstop.
>>555341272>everyone chooses the hidden king because mr krabs is cooler than bald black broad
>>555341247She's not OP, she can't escape for shit and dies easily when she runs out of cooldowns.
>they added fempugna to deadlock instead>and explicitly underage as wellfucking valve
Is the hidden king Clancy brown? Still sounds like JB Blanc to me.
>>555341392ultimate, cheat death
Trans lesbians is the funniest concept on earthyou failed to attract women as a male so you think you'll do better as a woman
Highguard has less players than this game btw. Not to say it's dead or anything but wasn't it supposed to kill Deadlock, because Deadlock is too complicated or something?
>>555341296>improve this image>by removing the punchlinewhat's the point then?
>>555341461"Transbians" just end up fucking each other because not even woke foids want to fuck trannies
>>555341151The Deadlock leak happened because Uncle Dane streamed it to his kittens on Discord and during the stream he was genuinely fuming shitting on the game, after that internet was inundated with 120p Grey Talon and Yamato pictures forcing Valve to open the test to everyone. There was datamined stuff before that of course as usual but without a leak we would probably not even know Deadlock existed today, so no open floodgates with retards.
>>555341505You are the single autist still posting about Highguard. Calm down already
>>555341454>2+ min cooldown and 6.4k gimmick itemYeah, as I said.
the vote wall grows
>>555341505>but wasn't it supposed to kill DeadlockNo, those games are nothing alike.You are only aware of them existing in the same sentence because of the septic tank known as /v/, who can't visualize games existing outside of shitposts and steam charts.
>>555341505>mostly negative reviews >runs like shit>looks like shit >empty map>only 8 heroes>has a queue>lol we need root access to your pc for the game to run
>>555341570Thanks for sharing.How did this not get him on valves never contact this nigga again blacklist?
>>555341505They are literally nothing alike, you fell for that troll raid yesterday
>>555341296Thanks, savedPost more non-faggot Silver art
>BRO WE'RE IN THE TOP 1%, WHAT ARE YOU DOING>eats food as he plays "high level" games>YOURE NOT TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY, WAKE UP>grabs a drink during their death or on their way back to base>ITS CRAZY THAT YOURE THIS BAD>decides to take a shit in the middle of a match
>>555341749They sued the HL2 hacker into the soil for less. I don't know why they let that nigger breathe.
Had some faggot rem player who refused to heal meMalice or incompetent?
thank you uncle dane for replacing tf2 with deadlock
>>555341151the original leakerI think he's saying that if the game was stuck in super secret private alpha instead of open like it is now then the game would be betterbut the secret club probably had morons too if Dane being in is anything to go bythe only negative side of opening the game is that Valve probably won't make huge changes just to see what happens because people don't understand what an unfinished game is or that it can changeThey're never doing hero labs again because people didn't understand that some of those heroes would never be releasedthey do have the double secret playtest for changes but leakers are also fucking that up too but the "open" playtest does open them up to more advice and criticism even if some of it is fucking stupid
>>555341907probably incompetentThe heals his 2 does isn't super duper significant, just a little burst + some HoT. If you're speaking of items then absolutely incompetent. It heals himself for quite a fucking lot.
>>555341570>nicholas gerzslick
>>555341570>and during the stream he was genuinely fuming shitting on the gamesame as emplemon immediately making a slop video about how le valve is le deadwhy are tf2ards like this
>>555342041I wish ebaumsworldnews was real
>>555341570This reponse will always be funny. Why did he think streaming this to his underage discord harem would be kosher? Has tf2 given him dementia?>>555341887At the end of the day it was a postive event in the long run. Hope every TF2 fag live streams their suicide on deadlock's hyper successful release.
>>555340934this is what silver's fanbase looks likei sincerely hope half of them really doesnt play this game and they simply jerk off to her on twatter
>>555341257I main Rem and want to be left alone with Venator on midlane...
>>555342312>i sincerely hope half of them really doesnt play this gameThey don't. I've seen tons of them say how bad they want to play Deadlock but they can't because it's a MOBA. They'll move on to the next hit thing in a month
>>555342148I reserve judgement until I hear what the volcel messiah Zesty Jesus said about Deadock.
>>555341523To just have nice art
>>555342426if i remember correctly he played it recently and said he finds it ok and sees valve's vision for it, idk if he's gonna continue playing it or is he simply observing its development from afar
>>555342312By Allah, one more inane post like this and I'll exorcise the thread with CM/Lina incest lesbian porn
>>555340791Well i guess you do have to make sure he's all tuckered out, so true
>>555342535cm x lina comes form a different ageback when it was men who jerked off to lesbians
>>555342690You are still allowed to do that.If you see art of two hot sweaty chicks smashing clams and your first thought is>XITTER TRANNIES!!your brain is so liquified it's dripping down your nose. The concept of people that aren't you enjoying the same things shouldn't make you angry.
>>555340704I seriously doubt the game would be better off with a bunch of Valve sycophants "playtesting" it, they might've also been just about ready to open it up for more people since I doubt the game would've even lived this long in development if they were thinking of cancelling it in the past.The game also needs a broad range of players to more accurately design the game since it's a 6v6 with moba and hero shooter elements.You can have the most "mechanically perfect" game ever, which often is just mechanics bloat (subjective though) but it means little if you end up with a tiny playerbase of dedicated and experienced players that new players will struggle to adapt to right out release.You want to hit a sweet spot where the game is approachable to noobs and casuals while having enough meat for allowing advanced players to shine and sink their teeth into the game, especially with this fusion of popular genres.
>literally Holiday with a tail Silver isn't any special, she's very generic and boring
>>555342862troon melty
genuinely all remfags should be thrown into woodchippers.
>>555342032They can still do huge sweeping changes. removing a lane wasn't a small thing.Issues is they can't just do it willy nilly. They need to soften the blow for the playerbase.
>>555342862Did I open /gig/ by accident?
Do I gun or spirit+kudzu with ivy?
>>555343070Too civilized, gacha shit involves weebcels and indonesian macacos who are extremely unhinged.
>>555343228Idk who else needs to hear this but you go hybrid on literally everyone except mo lash mina
>>555343228Gun Ivy = Badgo hybrid or pure 1/4 Bomber
Were the original playtesters all a bunch of TF2fags?If they were then it's a very good thing that the game was opened to more players because TF2fags are genuinely some of the most autistic fucks in gaming and would've sabotaged Deadlock for the sin of not being TF2, the only game they want to play.
https://youtu.be/yKeRc6qFfck?list=RDyKeRc6qFfck
>>555343228echo shard on stoneform, extended duration, full melee item, shadow weave and veil walker.Call it the puerto rico special
>>555343514>Were the original playtesters all a bunch of TF2fags?Valve hires abhorrent playtesters, so likely. Maybe a few ecelebs and dotards as well. One of the good things about the easier invites is that they got to filter in new playtesters that actually play the game.>TF2fags are genuinely some of the most autistic fucks in gaming and would've sabotaged Deadlock for the sin of not being TF2, the only game they want to play.They already did exactly that.
>>555343514>Were the original playtesters all a bunch of TF2fags?yes
>>555343514I think it was a mix of Dotards, Tf2fags and CS2fags
>>555340363you can tell this nigger is on low prio and does all the things he bitches about on the regular
Is the game bugged for anyone else? Just started the client after updating but Graves is still locked. Did they delay the first vote?
>>555343709is that charlie kirkus
I put in 10 hours into this game and I don't think I'll keep playing.I feel like all discussion I see online are from people who wish they could like this game because of the artstyle, design and personality, but can't because the game is way too niche (to avoid calling it incomprehensible dogshit).It really is a 10/10 art design game with a 1/10 gameplay.
>>555343575>"Gregorian chant">click on video>harmoniesThe level of exhaustion that AI Indians have induced on my brain is immense.
>>555342862oh i dont jerk off to lesbos altogether, theyre just not for meim complaining specifically about xitter trannies' loudness on the internet. why is 50% of deadlock-related internet traffic accounts like "lesbian haze" spamming about how silver is literally them on twitter, or fucking paige players opening every single game with "VOTE SILVER SHES SO PUPPYGIRL-CODED UWU"? i dont follow a single account that ever posted or retweeted shit like this. fuck, i even play on EU servers, my games should consist of reactionary slavs and hungarian ahmeds, not twitter troons! i dont even find silver anyhow interesting so i never searched for any information about her, yet all i see is still all silver waifufag bullshit!i never seeked any interaction with these sorta people, yet i constantly have to see these cringeworthy and unhealthy-looking (these people are clearly possessive and have rancid personalities once you tell em to stop being cringy) cunts everywhere around me.why? why cant i have peace in life, away from their sectarian bullshit?
>>555343750What's wrong with the gameplay buddy?To me its just that you're refusing to engage with it. You're not gonna instantly master it in 10 hours.
>>555343750I believe the term for this is filtered
give me your STRONGEST new player guidefor someone who knows shooters but doesn't know mobas very well
>>555343750Depends.I like it. It's a mix of moba + shooter + ~platforming~ (i use the term VERY loosely). Takes skill from all three to be decent at it. Lots to learn, similar to dota. If you don't like it that's fine. Don't see why you have to be rude about it. Could state what you personally don't like and why to generate discussion.
>>555343750>but can't because the game is way too nicheIt definitely is an icefrog game
>>555343913it's what you get for bullying them 100 years ago
>>555343750>10 hours>somehow in tune to community reception (in his own mind)Yea this is bullshit, collect this (You)
>Rem's heavy melee animation looks like he's going to smack the enemy with his pillow then he flips 180 and whips them with his tail insteadLel
>>555343913If you spend your energy being upset over every toasterfucker community online, you'll be miserable every second of your life.>yet all i see is still all silver waifufag bullshit!shipping isn't waifufagging though, those are two different tribes in a perpetual retard war
>>555343750>1/10 gameplay>t. repeatedly got stomped in lane and ruined 10-20 games for people who enjoyed the gameno shame, no shame at all
>>555343953Push wavesJoin fightsNot that hard. Spam a easy hero like MoKrill while still learning.
>>555343750>but can't because the game is way too nicheGood. Not everything needs to be for everyone
>make your female characters as unappealing as possible>this attracts a community of Chris-chan tier gay furfags>release a wholesome chungus kid mascot>furfags are spamming porn of himthey brought this on themselves
If you were the McGinnis in this game fuck you.
https://youtu.be/NsSgRe2kPFk?si=FweLbDVPrycVFpykSUGOIKAWAIII
>>555343953Going in from shooters is less intuitive than going in from mobas because mechanical skill can be practiced while moba concepts need study.No joke, look up a Dota tutorial, ignore the mechanics about specific roles and warding and characters, but the concepts.>GPM/XPM>rotations>ganks>farm priority>farming patternsetc.
>>555344236I like all of it save for the tongue at the end.Too catlike.
>>555343750>It really is a 10/10 art design game with a 1/10 gameplayI started playing in 2024 so for me it was the opposite. The game looked like crap but it was so fun that I couldn't stop.
Now that Rem has been revealed as a total flop, who will be the first good character in this batch?
>>555344231>playing jeet brool and then crying about it when jeet brool things happen
>>555343750Don't bother.I played 300 hours and still think the game is shit.
>>555343750There's going to be a big filter because the game requires you to have some nothing of both shooters and ASSFAGGOTS, I don't think it will ever be more popular than even TF2. That being said, retard-proof characters like Rem or Infernus are a necessary step for the game to have better mass appeal.If like me you're just okay at MOBAs and okay at shooters it's a weird addictive mix that I didn't know I needed. Makes me realize that I didn't understand Monday Night Combat at all back when I played TF2 in 2008. And that Battleborn maybe was too ahead of its time... but it was indeed kinda shit too (I played it).
>>555344210>make your female characters as unappealing as possibleThe best Valve women were always nonhuman, either furry or robotic, so this is a return to form
>>555344236yes, she's very nice
>>555344312graves is going to be another spirit raper
>>555344236tfw no work of art gf
>>555339635Other than Abrams and Dynamo are there any "fuck you I will heal and not die" tank characters in the game?
>>555344124>reccomending the no guns hero to a guy with a shooter background Probably the worst choice
>>555344441>Dynamo?? He's not that tankyYou're looking for Victor by the way.>>555344468Better than picking Haze, ignoring farm and itemization, and wondering why her guns do no damage
>>555344441ShivBillyVictorMohammed and Kareem
>>555344441Mo and krill and kelvin
>>555344441Mokrill, Shiv, Miku, Warden(Ult), Yamato(Ult), Billy>Dynamohis healing is dogshit
>>555344441Victor, Billy, Drifter, Shiv
guys the new bases kind of suck to siege.
>>555344384>The best Valve womenThere were none for many many years, Mina is the first in Deadlock and only in recent years did they start releasing attractive girls and arcanas in Dota2Valvefags like you have simply stockholm syndrome'd themselves into liking 4/10 non-human girls
If Rem is a kid, how come his baby lil helper forms are capable of high-level reading?
>Play Rem>Game becomes tard wrangling simulator to keep your allies from getting murdered>Having to drag Billy out of harm's wayThis is a pain in my fucking ass, holy shit.
>>555343228Either Hybrid into gun laterOr utility
>>555344640He's pretending
>>555344640Where is Rem's room in the hideout?
>>555344621>attractive is when animeLet me guess, Drow and Wind are the only good arcanas too, yes?
why does this game attract so many faggots?
>>555344621I liked monster girls well before I got given them in dota, however
>>555344665First time getting the support player experience?
>>555343750You were the guy that just went 0-17-1 on my team arent you
>>555344756tell us how you got here then?
>>555344731follow the smell of cum
>>555344756>>555344210
>>555344778>doorman>support
>tfw wagie>can only get in maybe like 3-4 normal games in after workit's not fair
>>555344756It's a Valve game, Valve is/was deathly allergic to attractive female characters
>>555344756>most fags and troons are autists>MOBAs are one of the most autistic game genres
>1v3 in our base to win the match>mvp goes to an infernus that i haven't seen for the past 30 minsepic
>>555344756homos are the only people to have hobbies that require a bit of effort
>>555340363FPS/Fortnite hands typed that review. Gas all shooter-game fags.
>>555344845Yeah? Gun is a meme and if you're going Spirit (hopefully Vortex Web build) your kit forces you into a supportive role as you barely do damage.GW/DB is core on him, also.
>>5553448504v4 mode was made for you>>555344889Yeah the MVP system is retarded, kill streaks for example only count if they were still active at game end, so for example the guy with a 4 kill streak shows up on the screen but not the guy with a 12 kill streak, because the latter guy was killed
>>555344889infernus is a natural BVLL taking your MVP...
>>555344963Every doorman build should have vortex web. It's too disgustingly perfect for his kit
>>555345069I've seen a few builds that force DPS spirit items on him and skip Vortex. Kinda sad.
>>555344621>only in recent years did they start releasing attractive girls and arcanas in Dota2Also nonhuman thougheverkirkbeit
>>555344778I'd rather my Oracle
How did Billy even end up as the first pick last timeI literally see no one talk about him
Am I just dogshit as Pocket? The only fucking build I've found success in is the one that uses Alchemical Flask. I wanted to try gun pocket but I can't make it work.
>>555345310>contrarians vote for a contrarian>he wins
>>555344621>only in recent years did they start releasing attractive girls>15 original heroes >6 of them female>5 of them are furry/monstergirl/robot>and Marci>Marci the Saudi OC who's so out of place in the game it's a meme on her own>with the majority of her art being either bestiality or as a passive futa
>>555345310Either the furries all votes into him enough to outweigh the rest or Valve picked him.Keep in mind that furries are not sentient and will just about pick any furry character by default, doesn't matter if the character looks bad, they will always pick itWhile the rest of the playerbase are more divided into voting for any of the other 5 that they like the best, also some non-furries vote for Billy.Same thing might've happened with Rem
>>555341414>fempugnaGod fuck off. She's got too much clothes and stereotypical goth makeup on and is an insult to actual FemPugna
>>555344640anon... that book is blank
>>555345450>>15 original heroes >>6 of them female>>5 of them are furry/monstergirl/robotThis is what makes Valve based
>>555344403I love this goyle like you wouldn't believeI would absolutely get a tattoo of her flying Tsuyu Asui around in her claws
Why doesn't Rems ult interupt anything?
>>555345450>with the majority of her art being either bestiality or as a passive futabased based basedmarci needs to have her femcock locked up at all times
are we really not getting a balance patch for like, another 3 weeks...?
>>555345561>"No, Rem, we don't do that here. You have to go to the ba-">*smack*>"I pee where I want!"
>>555345574cause sleeps don't interrupt. It's literally an aoe Haze sleep dagger
>>555345505I'm just bitching that it's a crime they wasted that concept on Deadlock instead of the original, even though heavily altered and nowhere near as good. The fuckers are aware of it.
if ur beating off to rem u should kill yourself as fast as possible
>>555345731True I suppose
>>555345619>3 weeks without a balance batch is a long timeI curse you to becoming a fighting game player
>>555345736unnecessarily mean and without even an ounce of effort to be in character4/10
>>555345736disgusting tumblr gamecan't wait for apollo to come in be disappointed in his kit and drop the game again
>>555345825that's 3 weeks from nowthere already hasn't been a sizable balance patch for like a month.
>>555345856
>>555345964Seems to be inclined to only involve herself with a particular category of males
More like REpunga.
https://files.catbox.moe/q9mb9h.jpg
>>555346068Ixians?
>>555346092Finally, something good in this thread
>>555345736ANON NO THE GLOBAL RULE
>>555345964I'm sold and I hope she's buying
>>555345736>last panelrip anon
Is ranking up/down still disabled?
>>555345931Okay so the guy spamming about tumblr, trannies, and lesbians is a touristNo surprise
>>555346092>>555346092Penis too big, it ruins the eroticism.
>>555343750i have 1k hours i doubt i don't actially like the game secretlyworth noting that i drop games instantly if they bore me, and did that even with this game at some point when the balance was dogshit
>>555346092she smells like bourbon, remember that
>>555346309t.dicklet
I am uninstalling, rem is shit and I just played a match where one of my lanes has 29 deaths which was triple the rest of us. They weren't new players they had 100+ hours played the last 2 weeks just mentally ill griefers or literal retards.Street brawl was cool for about 20 matches but the walker portion is just cringe it's always whoever pushes into the aoe vomit ults who loses in overtime. There's no reason to push so the rounds just last fucking forever until one team gets bored
>>555346309This. The penis should be no longer than 4.5 inches
https://files.catbox.moe/e86si6.mp4
They need to increase Rems melee weakness from 5% to like 20% this rat bastard steals all the fucking farm for no reason fucking 10k up and doing nothing with it I want to punt him into high orbit.
>Venator confirmed IrishMy ancestors... lend me your strength
>>555346620Where is the not Rasputin hero, Catholics got theirs
Mina HAAA, rise up and take what you de- OUR BLUE WALKER IS UNDER ATTACK
>>555346705I hope slavs get nothing. If they add a slav hero it needs to be a sexy girl. Last thing I want is the orcs I get in EU servers to have a REP they can flock to
dynamo's voiced by the sniper from tf2 right ? what's the chance that the russian spy is voiced by spy ? That'd be funny.
What's the worst item in deadlock?
>Losing to a fucking gun Mina because we have a 0/13/2 Dynamo
>>555346797Low but not impossible.
>>555346789>he is unaware of the lorenewfetuses in my thread, at least the game is growing I guess
>>555346838>What's the worst item in deadlock?Trophy Collector. Not even perma brooling supports want it.
>>555346789>If they add a slav hero it needs to be a sexy girlI've been asking for this for months, give us a Soviet aryan girl, I BEG
>>555346092based based based based based
noob herewhich character has the highest firerate so i can spray n pray my bad aim away
https://files.catbox.moe/gwuuw3.jpg
>>555346886I know the lore you faggot, I know what raven backstory was but he's gone so stfu. Genuinely what contradiction did I even make?
>>555346993McGinnis, Ivy. Haze, Wraith and Vyper all lend themselves to the BRRRT.It's not always super effective but if it's sheer firer rate you want thems the go.
>>555346935Granted.
God if I had Silver I'd be burying my face in her hair and sniffing it all day. Hot mess indeed. The fact her human form has a big fluffy tail is pure sex
>>555347063Why is she fartin
>>555346092>pulling the tailthat's the stuff
>33 minute game>Ivy was there till the very end>3k dmg
>>555347250Check if they're a new player. I had a fresh install player on my Archon match because he lucked out on his placement matches and got that rank.Whatever the fuck Yoshi did to matchmaking completely fucked it.
>>555347178>this was valve's inspo for Silver's human formCrazy
>>555347178... why is the bartender shaking his head...
>I was 2/0/1 until Viscous and Mina(5 kills each) dogpiled me in 4v2The only reason the game lasted this long was me managing wavesNice matchmaking retards
>>555347453He's giving you a life-saving advice
>>555347250I do this.It's not because I'm new. I have 80 hours. It's because I'm fucking dogshit at the game and you just rolled the dice wrong and got me on your team.
>>555347483Rem is Haze's imaginary friend that she had as a child. Thoughts?
>>555347250ivyfags be like
>>555347453Obviously he's helping you dodge a bullet (and possible STD)
>>555347063i was promised celeste futa horsecock pornwhere is it
>auto push lane>can steal your sinner uh, even a retard know this is a bad design right?
>>555345310>How did Billy even end up as the first pick last timeFurries
>>555341414She’s femdying though
>>555347453>those cuts on her leg>still wonderingthread's most innocent poster award
>>555347546No.Haze and Rem both come from the dream lands.
>>555347527if you don't have at least 400 hours you are still a new player
>>555347587what did he mean by this
>>555347650https://youtu.be/g80jCMWIGj0?si=YqGWfWRWKLI1upU_the interaction hints that haze "created" rem somehow though.
>>555346789>If they add a slav hero it needs to be a sexy girl.
>>555347587That's actually pretty good if you have brooltards that don't manage waves and you only steal enemy sinners. The problem is that people will use this to steal their team's farm when they should be helping them.
surprised at just how unpopular celeste is.she seems tailor made for the discord crowd and even they dgaf about her.apollo will likely come before her.
>>555347738Yeah I don't disagree with that. I do disagree with Rem being an imaginary friend.
>>555346886They removed Hero Labs so they can rewrite the world lore and make it lame.
>>555347812>she seems tailor made for the discord crowd and even they dgaf about her.because for some reason they started headcannoning silver as a tranny instead
>>555347789rem's got pretty crazy spirit scaling on all his shit and health is useful due to how low his base isand taking sinners doesn't cost healthmight be worth using on your own sinners if your lane partner and midlane are both too low/busy to take em and are at risk of getting stolen
>>555345310furfags and redditors, aka the same people who voted for rem (its why he won first)
>>555347724Oh sweet. Off scot free then.
>>555347812Celeste is for SEA gacha tards, Discord types want “big dommy mommies” like silver
>>555347853who impregnated haze to make rem then
>>555347738>Haze, Seven, Infernusreally hinting at who he should be paired with in lane huh.
>>555348020Me.
>>555347942I watched a dude playing Rem and he had 45k while his team had 30k souls. Needless to say they lost.
I just realized Haze isn't supposed to be a niggress and that it's soot/ash covering her body
Where's the Celeste futa horsecock art?
>>555348073I’ve been saying this for years
>>555348034are you an owl or catand why did you impregnate the black woman of valve unoriginalitythere are so many better options to plap in the roster
>>555348124>f*tayikes, please dont say transphobic slurs next time.
https://files.catbox.moe/6zywas.jpg
>>555348005Silver is for fixing into a fluffy-tailed human wife with the power of my dick.
>>555348073>I just realized>still gets it wrong somehowshe's a sentient smoke cloud
>>555348149>why
are the valve recommended builds for the characters good or do i need to change them asap
Giving Silver puppies!Repopulating the unicorn species with Celeste!
>If I crash my rank/MMR now, I can farm noobs all day long when Deadlock releasesThoughts on my wicked scheme?
>>555348223Terrible like in dota
>>555347935fawwkkkkkkk. Needs armpit hair desu
>>555348223you should change them
>>555347935the trve queen of deadlawk
>>555347883The entire concept of the game is supernatural Cold War and interdimensional colonialisms between empires, to retcon the Soviet Empire they'd have to change the game's premise entirely. Where the FUCK is the British Empire though, what are they doing, where's the bong hero?
Making future OSIC agents with Haze!
>>555348367>where's the bong heroHaha funny joke that it's an archaeologist that came to steal everyone's supernatural shit for the British Museum, or something else?
>>555348304>>555348360how do i change them
silver's personality will make or break the interest people have in her, even the "i can fix her" kind of people
>>555348367sinclair
>>555348486True
>>555348223You won't be shooting yourself in the foot using them like if you just picked random shit but they are far from optimal.
>>555347483https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlPpOIWktt4&t=1197s
>>555342653slow stroking rn hang on
hot take warning: silver should have sideburns
>>555348293pathetic
>>555348446Norf FC footy hooligan
>>555348430Haze is the BEST hero in the game I will NEVER stop maining her. Certified tranny exterminator.
>>555348560fauci approved :thumbs_up:
>>555348546>bebops stupidBASED
>>555348480Copy and edit on the top right, or you can browse for a community build (look for one with annotations)
Favorite go-to hero in Dota 2 was VisageWho would fit me in here?
>>555348572maybe, she definitely needs to those fangs
can't wait to have both silver and graves on my hero trioi dont care if it takes me 30 minutes to find a game
>>555348495Savannah is an extremely American name, I don't believe you.
>haze's childhood imaginary friend manifested into realityCUUUUUUUUUUUTE
Reminder that posting Celeste is bannable by global rule 15
does sending the chunguses to do boxes actually even do boxes or is it literally just 2 boxes side by side
>>555348835Headcanon bullshit
>>555348882I think it works in a radius, you send them to do sinners and they'll pick up nearby boxes too
>>555348882go back to twitter
>>555348841??????
>>555348835maybe she made a tulpa of a kid as an adult thoughprofessor utonium type shit
can't wait for Silver and Celeste to release so that I may publish guide named "BVILT FOR HUMAN MALES".
>>555348720you need to select at least 3 old heroes bro
>HazeWWWHHHHHHHIIIRRRRRRR VVVVVVVOOOOMMMMM FFFFFFFSSSSSHHHHHHHH
>>555348835source?
>rem wonReally says all you need to know about this game and the worthless apes that play it.Go fuck yourselves reddit retard niggers.
>>555349090what if I sucked Haze in a vacuum cleaner
>>555347812honestly i just think the competition is too tight, every hero has its share of appealrip venator though seems like he won't even get 3rd place
>>555349276See you tomorrow.
>>555349276go back to xitter, tranny
>>555349276Based
>>555349276People angry?*Yawn*About me?
>>555349292>Haze is weak to the Ghostbusters
>>555349276Why did you stop Highguardposting already
>>555349329Reddit and twitter are literally why this retarded wholesome chungus redditrat won.
I miss the Silver drawfag of the thread, his art was cute.
>>555349276Thanks for your input Gravesfag
How’d this game’s playerbase get so tumblr-y so quickly
>>555349356Cute!And sexy!
I can wait for graves, this is fine.Surely they will optimize the game when she comes out.
>>555349549>tumblr-y so quicklyI explictly remember people posting gay abrams porn day 1 stop acting coy nigger.
Ahem.DEATH TO ALL TROONS. Thank you for your time.
I'm too sensitive to voice chat with randos in this game
>>555349356I kiss he
>silver loses round 1 despite endless lesbotrans shilling>suddenly a deluge of straight silver artI AM NOOOOTICING
>>555349356He just gives insane hung top energy...
>>555349549it was always there but the mina doorman paige victor release accelerated it further and these new shitty chars arent helping
>>555349716not really actually
>>555349706genuinely what are you noticing
>>555349609i cant wait for every other message to be "erm dont you know shes a high schooler"
>>555349716he'll send you into dreamland with his schlong if you get what i mean
>>555349782The voices in his head are acting up
>>555349716Rem has a appropriately little noodle and tight coinpurse.
>>555349782the silvershills have ceded ground and are trying to court the heteros into an alliance to strike down the fel lich graves
>>555349706>faggot spams every instance of gays talking about Silver he can find on twitter>REM wins so faggot gets what he wants
Need more healing items. It's just tempo Rbeam and nova rn. Where's the passive healing aura? Like heroic aura but for health. Where's the item for tanks that gives a % of your healing to nearby allies?
>>555347063call me when porn of the unicorn form is made
you niggas need jobs
>>555349706>suddenly a deluge of straight silver artIf you're gonna complain about trannies nonstop, at least post said art
Gravesbros we need to raise more dead to bot votes
Haze should murder every person that sexualized her tulpa
>>555349791Graves is actually a depressed pre schooler and the zombie is her dad
>>555349925I've accepted that she'll be 3rd place. I wait.
I've been reading a text game with a hot wolf girl and I'll vote for Silver because of it.
why did valve decide to appeal to pedos this update?>vote for remfurry pedophile>vote foe venatorpriest pedophile>vote for gravesnecrophilic pedophile>vote for apollogay pedophile>vote for celestevirgin chasing pedophile>vote for silverfurry pedophile (again)isn't it a bit erm problematic?
>>555347942Only his 1 is good scaling, and im pretty sure afk stealing sinners is bait. The enemy can just hear you do them and steal the last hit, then they got a hp free sinners
>>555347063>pubessaved
>>555349929>murdering all furfaggotsthat would make Haze the most based ritualist
>>555349791Genuinely when did people start giving a shit about how old a fictional character is? Not even Tumblr cared a decade ago
>StowawayRem isn't a tulpa. He came with Haze accidentally during some dream related shenanigans.
>>555350075gen z and younger are all prudes and hate the idea of sex
>>555350020silver is in her 30s
I am genuinely so tired of faggots and trannies projecting their mental sickness onto various characters and IPs.
Haze being a Guardian figure for Rem is adorable, and i'm glad Seven tries to prevent that
>>555350075All their fav ecelebs being outed as actual nonces have given them paranoia about everything that could be tangentially related
>>555350170maybe the games should stop making such shitty charactersyou don't see this with actual good designs like paradox
>>555350139wasn't she a dropout from the same school as apollo/graves according to voicelines? since they talk like they are classmates
When Graves is out, I demand a loli Pugna reskin mod on my desk by the following weekend.Capisce?
>>555349881https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXnifPfxK0Q
The brawl mode reminded me of a little game called Battlerite that was pretty fucking awesomeShame it died
>>555350265I've only seen Graves talk about how Mina's an alumni from the school she's at. It's a voiceline that appear if Graves kills Mina.
>>555350135then why does he call her his mom and that she made him
>>555350287how do you, em, suck with graves though?
A few threads behind so idk it it's been posted already but>Rem:>Slork, as long as people keep talking about you, you're not truly dead...
>>555350135>taking the Blue line homeHave they ever actually explained how the ziplines are used by day-to-day citizens? Are there just random ziplines that even anon's grandma hops onto all over NY?
>>555350238I feel like Haze voiceline about Rem shows conflict about her duty to the OSIC where Seven, the absolute chad, tells the little guy to not trust glowniggers.
I am slowly but surely pushing the sil/ven agenda... silver loves worshiping his cock in the confession booth while begging for forgiveness
>>555350387yeah and then haze is acting off about it
>>555350387Something something dragging him into the real world made him an individual instead of just a permanently snoozy idea
>>555350469hmofa is a cope fetish for virgins thoughever
>>555350465Ironic that the actual literal glowie isn't working with the feds.
>>555350387she is his mom, she had sex with some dream creature but rem stayed in the dream world simple as
>>555350558I've had sex before though
>>555350238>hi son, do you want to be a glownigger?jesus christ haze...
>>555350662my condolences.
Rebuttal to me feels like an insurance item more than anything because in my experience once you parry a few times the meleechuds stop trying to punch you specifically
>>555349929She cant un-mating press the shota
>>555350287It is unfortunate Fizzz contracted a rare disease that made him draw faces increasingly froglike
>Rem is the oldest leaked character>Venator is the oldest leaked characterthese mfs dont know that there was a leaked werewolf transformation character since Neon Prime days.
Is Drifter is old enough to have been around when Louisiana was actually New France he’d probably speak with a more genuine French accent and not a Cajun one
>>555350629another voiceline is from rem talking about her>she's me!whatever the fuck that means
>>555350504>>555350387i think she accidentally caused him to enter the human plane of existance during an OSIC op inside someone's head/dreams, hence why he knows her and why he apologizes for "causing trouble earlier"
>>555350429I SILL NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT REM!!!I'LL KEEP HIM ALIVE!!MY BOYE MY CUTE SHOTE!!
>>555350465>>555350729
>>555350864that became shiv/wrecker and both of them lost the transformation
>all those born again support players who suddenly want to play Rem in standard despite only ever having played gunniggersyeah I might take a break from the game for a while
>>555348996she's our little ponyand we do magic, with or without friendship.
>>555339635I fucking LOVE Vyper. She cute.
Will they ever finish any of the hero labs characters or are they scrapped?
I miss Highguard...
>Fucks Haze in her dreams and inseminates her with a weird bird child
>>555350850>nipplesdisgusting
>>555339797this lil nigger's va sounds so fucking ass.
>>555351010It’s how it is. New hero’s release and the guncucks want to play the new supports while the supports want to play the gun hero’s because they’re hot (see Mina release)You can see some of the esports fags builds are for trying to hard carry on Rem.Can't wait to see retards that never play melee/brawlers hop on to Silver just because hot woman.
>Casually in Rem's voicelines he reveals that Holliday has a dead sister.There's too many implications to this I don't even want to get into it.
>>555351185i did that and look like that
>>555351185i knew haze was a slut for BWC
>>555351360Bitch why do you think she was out for revenge?We been knew she had dead family
>>555350469?ven is gay
>>555351301i mean yeah i want to try out the new guyplayed two games of rem and now im back to spamming mina
>>555351405How does Rem even know? We knew she was hunting the Troubadour. We knew it was for personal reasons but I've never heard her specifically mention her sister.
>>555348757To be fair, sounds like a stage name.Sinclairs voice is not very british either way though
rem looks like a cat. why's she got a beak doe?
>>555351360Well Holliday does want to get the Troubadour despite the warnings of multiple people, including demon hunters and a fucking older than the unification of the United States vampire, to stay the fuck away from it and yet she persists. Lass obviously lost a lot more during that massacre that we know
>>555351143The russian guy maybe just because his model was mostly doneThey might keep slork around just because of the memes
>>555351503>How does Rem even knowhe's a dream demonshe probably still has nightmares about it
>>555351143>SlorkHe has a gigantic meme factor behind him, very likely.>RavenPossibly, or they'll rework his kit. I see both the concept of a Soviet spy and the concept of his ult making it in the game, but separated>TrapperProbably not, his spells would fit a different hero bettr>WreckerDefinitely not
>>555351503I think she mentions it with Ivy
>>555351503Hes from dreamland, maybe hes seen her dreams
All I ask for are a few games where people communicate, and listen to call outs. I don't care if I win or not, I just want to experience co-operation in the multiplayer game.Is it truly too much to ask, to not be paired with those treating the game like it's single-player?
>>555351143Boho had a finished-ish model so I can see them reusing her just with a completely different kit since they gave it to Celeste.
>>555351684Which idol are you looking forward to bwo?
>>555351042>celeste doesn't have a line aboit friendship being magicdissapointed
>>555351698Boho needs to be released, there's a tragic lack of witch with big hat in video games.
>Can never play Rem because everyone picks him in their little premadegay
There will most certainly be pelagic themed champs in future.
we need a true support character that's edgy as fuck to counter Paige and Rem being wholesome redditboth pure supports being cutesy and mnk and dynamo also being pretty tame is lameit's valve they love subverting the expectations
>>555351764friendship is magic is NOT THAT GOOD! bite me bronies!
who are the most fun glass cannons?
>>555351745I uninstalled because I realized I hate gacha games, and the game itself going nowhere for a myriad of reasons.
>>555351869Helping others is not edgy.
>>555351946Pocket
>>555351869MnK is not supportkelvin is suppkrt but he's also lame and retardedyou can play support vindicta though
>>555351764that's why its subverting the expectation
>>555351869ult build drifter
>>555351869The problem is since Deadlock doesn't have the role rigidity and unequal farm distribution of dota (with pos 5 ward slave without farm, since eveyrone gets farm) so you can't have offensive supports, who have powerful spells without farm for kill support. So you are pushed towards the hero shooter archetype of supports, buffsluts and healsluts, which is hard to make edgy.
>>555351946MINA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>555352193Oracle is edgy enough for a support.
>>555352193debuffspammer perchancelike a witch that does hexes and funny dialogue with vindicta
>I FINALLY GOT YOU TO HALF HP>rem heal them to full, both of themretarded character
>>555351835I have a vague fear that they'll release her as a magical Mary Poppins
>>555339797Rem a cute!Shame I suck at the game as a support. gotta keep grinding
Does The Doorman have a torturous voice line for Rem in the Baroness?
Is Paradox irrelevant? I somehow see less and less of her in games and in the thread.
>>555352510Play around it.
>>555352510You would say this about all supports. You hate them not because they're objectively bad characters but because it's their job to stop you from doing your job (killing)
>>555352656she's a bit irrelevant now that bebop has more than just being hooksince she was bebop but with actual gun damage and not shit movement options
>>555351860Mina when her enhanced vampire senses get a whiff of the pungent reeking musk emanating from Silver's crotch
>>555351143>ravenhis design was good, minus the umbrella, and a spy fits perfect with the setting he just needs a new kit, extremely high chances of being added>slork/fathommeme character, annoying kit, could be cool in theory being from a predator from the ocean and the meme factor helps. high chances of returning>wreckercool lore being a monster/beast/mutant made by fairfax to genocide all ixians, the characters being confused and freaked out after killing him was a nice touch, but his kit was all over the place constantly changing. medium chances of him returning just because of his lore and potential design>trapperdidn't really care about him but i think he definitely has the lowest chances of making to the game>bohoshe had a model and even if, apparently, part of her kit was given to rem and celeste she could still work. likely to get into the game at some point
Rem is designed for female sensibilities and is best understood by the female mind.Moids need to stop trying to play our perfect son because you'll never understand properly.
>>555351970China will NOT like this...
real talk, how do i play Mirage WELLim good at not dying, but my hero damage always seems pitifully low
>>555352929>our perfect sonhe's my wife
Do I put the rest of my votes into Graves or Venator? I just want a chance at stopping Silver thursday.
>>555352940hit da aimlabs buddy
>>555351869Medic TF2?
>>555352856Kill yourself.
How do I build Bebop? Do I just stack green shit and cooldowns and diceroll teamfights with 3 grab
>>555353002Probably graves, redditors don't like Christianity
>>555352656right now she's bad, i personally think tht the fact she has 0 spirit scaling really brings her down>>555352845bebop is even worse than paradox rn lmao what are you talking about retarded nigger
>>555353158>redditors don't like Christianity
>>555353096you play it like a bomber from serious sam with the uograde of mystic regeneration, fleetfoot, veil waker, fortitude echo shard and bomb lv 3. You acquire a target, double bomb yourself and run at the enemy. If they run you grab.
>>555352929Wrong, rem is for the high iq(excludes foids a priori) simply due to the helpers
>>555352940Ignore teamfightsSplit push with your ult
>>555353158you're a reddit expert and seem to like it just fine though
Redditors didnt like that one
>>555352929>rem is for women like yuumi!>the healing skill only acts like a dodge and doesn't let you pocket anyone because of the massive cd
>>555351881i feel fucking ashamed for immedeatly recognizing where this line comes from and automatically hearing it in heavy's sentence-mixed voice
Trying to get back into this game and I brought some new friends along. Enemy teams knew all the movement techs and we just got absolutely dumpstered all night. MMR is gaped. There is nobody at the starting level in this game. I feel bad for the couple random teammates we kept getting. They were seething in most of our matches.
>>555353429facts
>>555353375You will never be white or net positive to society.
>>555353257>amerimuttthey are protestant though not catholic like venator
>>555353307The highest verified living IQ is female at 228, Moid.
>>555341414Nah, lolipugna is hot unlike Graves.
>>555353429>There is nobody at the starting level in this game.There are, but you're far more likely to run into smurfs, especially at this hour.
Lashing out like a woman, yuck
Who makes a good 3rd if I play Lash and Ivy? I'm addicted to mobility and CC
Loli Pugna sucks.
>>555353375see? a reddit expert
Large updates always make the threads so obnoxious.
>>555353413it will live on until the heat death of the universe
>>555353562Anon; I hate to break it to you, but there are biological females (with XX chromosomes) in this very thread...
>>555353468It's more about the sense of victimhood towards imaginary thought-crimes.
>launch game>warning about outdated driversnice try Volvo but I know modern Nvidia drivers rape your card's performance if you have more than 2 gens old cards, I VILL NOT update my drivers.
Valve should've made Mina a white woman instead of a dog-eating gook.
>more rem porn than celestewhite people are disgusting
>>555353813third vampire will be a blade reference, I'm sorry to say.
why do spastics freak the fuck out when you grab them with dyanmo teleport?
>>555352940Unfortunately, Mirage only does meaningful hero damage after hitting 4.8k spirit until about 15 or so min into the game. After that point, if you're just trying to be minimally useful at all, you're better off getting bullet resist shredder and just trying to split push with Traveler while the teams broooool. If you're wealthy enough, you may even be able to afford Glass Cannon, Debuff Remover, Cheat Death, and Mercurial, at which point you will actually have meaningful damage again and you probably won't lose any Cannon stacks.
>>555353569mo&krill, maybe kelvin
>>555353813>whines about gooks>posts weebslopAre you a bot, good sir?
>>555353695That is impossible
>>555353918you are forcing me to spend 1 second doing nothing it's like you are stunning meonly do it to dodge abilities
>>555353965that face is atrocious wtf lmao
>>555353965>that spacingare you a furry from reddit saar?
>555353965>is a furryAutomatic loss there my maladjusted friend
>>555353895>sexualizing normal human females in a game is WRONG>but gay pedo zoophiles are absolutely fine
there is no such thing as reddit spacingthat's a psyop
>>555353896It will be some traditional ancient vampire. Dracula or Nosferatu with magic shit.
>>555354009we are under tower, it gives fire speed, shoot the tower faster >buh im not gunbuildshoot it FASTER
>>555354102shhh let them self-expose
has anyone noticed krill's new voicelines being very hushed out? they almost sound as if Ray Chase lost all his power to live and recorded them from a hospital, especially considering how apart from "I see XYZ!" lines there's no new voicelines relating to any of the post-calico/holliday heroes, not even kill lines.
>>555354102ok newfag
>>555354041No, it's not.>>555354057You linked wrong. You need *two* green-text arrows. Here, like this: >>555353965
what would happen if everyone in this game had half as much healthwhat would change
>>555352940The popular strategy is to just afk in sidelines until you are 18k up on everyone tho im 98% sure literally everyone plays him wrong including "pros"
>>555354269Shiv would be omega S-tier again
>>555354269spirit nukers would be even more overpowered?
>>555354269it would be a spirit metaburstCHADS would rise up
>>555354102It was made up by some goon but I’ve also never seen a spaced post that wasn’t worthless
>rem can give like 50% universal resist with his helpers>still is shitare resists just a meme or what
>>555354313Executioners are really OP right now because of the inflated healthbars. If TTK was brought back down, it wouldn't be so bad because you can just kill them straight back with a single clip of ammo
>>555354269It would be fucking dogshit corner peek-a-boo fest with latency issues becoming exponentially more apparent.
>>555353965You posted the wrong one
Kinda worried to go back into standard mode now.
>>555354426It's like these "people" don't understand the character at all.>"Let's have some fuckin' fun!"Dude it's so disconnected from Billy I don't even have the time to feel disgusted
>>555354426As long as the goat fur goes down to his cock, I'd suck it. No homo.
>>555354509It's gonna be full of mega tryhards I guess
remmains are for cuddling and playing with their fur
>>555353965This is aryanslop, tourist.
>>555354105Nosferatu except he's the vampire actor who played Count Orlok in the original Nosferatu and now he's all washed up since they started putting sound in movies. Sunset Boulevard but it's an ugly old romanian strigoi who wants his career back after the talkies took it away
>>555354509standard is fucking dead until the balance patch.
VALVE LISTEN TO MENOW>stop with the retarded pun names and naming characters like they're RPG classes, it was dumb in Dota and it's dumb now>give every character that isn't a glownigger, in hiding or a persona a NAME and SURNAMEyou need to make characters in anticipation of having to write some dramaslop Arcane series around them, please stop with the punsPepper >>>>>>>>> Celeste btw
Any tips for a new player on how to not feel helpless? At any point in the game it feels like my gun and abilities do nothing to the enemies despite buying items
>>555354667>Any tips... to not feel helpless?Accept Christ into your heart
>>555354667buy better items
>>555354627Darcy Graves is a name and a surname.
>>555354313>>555354315>>555354351>>555354419tell me about spirit nukers, should i play them if i hate slow ttk
>standard>when yoshi fucked the MMR beyond repair this week>and everyone even remotely non-degen is playing brool insteadyou must hate yourself to play that until changes
>>555354627apollo and celeste are namesvenator is part of the church executors so he's got a codename rem was straight up born yesterday silver and graves are the only real examples
>>555354382? Its only 15+8 for heros
>>555354812Brool got boring after the 5th match.It brings basically nothing new to the table, and the balance is so horrendous that Valve is looking at ways to remove character picking entirely.
>>555354789So uhm, you build spirit, and then you nuke the enemy
>>555354979who do i do it with for best results
>>555354927you're not wrong, but that's not what I'm saying at all.no one is playing standard so you'll have shit matches + mmr is raped by yoshi fiddling people's ranks up
>>555354627Literally nobody cares but you lol
>>555354789pocket throws 10 abilities at someone and they explodeand if they survive you explode
buying curse on vindicta for my lash so the enemy dynamo can't teleport away his team
>>555355030You make sure you have a buddy with you so if your nvke doesn't do enough he can janny it up
>>555354901silver is Lila Silver
>>555354789There is a soft trinity in this game, if you are spirit nuker then you should prioritize nuking the haze instead of the abrams
>>555354915oh that's for troopers they use different values i'm retarded
>>555354667Ask hero specific questions if you want any decent advice.Generic advice. First focus on watching the map and not getting mobbed by enemies and feeding. Once you aren't feeding, then focus on getting souls. Waves are top priority push them as far as you feel is safe.Once you get those down youll have money and feel less useless
I wish valve would post voting statistics after hero vote ends.
ALL NIGGERS, TROONS, FAGGOTS, FURRIES, AND REDDITORS NEED TO LEAVE THIS THREAD AND THIS WEBSITE. NOW!
>>555355226Nowhere does it say that the voting is decisive.
>>555355226>he thinks the votes actually matter and theyre not just releasing whoever is the most content complete
>>555355076Deadlock won't be a successful IP without spinoffs and to have those you need characters people recognize, so it's important.
>>555353592Me off
>>555340017Her bola is fucking amazing for winning team fights, saved the team from a lash ult, dynamo, haze, seven etc so many times.
>>555355203okay that's a start thank you. played a couple of games last night and they went>start game>farm creeps and harass enemies>tried not to over extend or dive>at some point an enemy jumped on me and I died what felt like instantly>now i'm behind on souls and levelsapparently wraith is massively farm dependent so I won't be playing her again for a while.
>Rem won first voteat least some of you have tasteif any of those low-hanging fruit LoL-tier whores beats out the priest I will lose all faith in you fuckers
>>555355281Calm down Seven
What happens to the offspring if a werewolf is pregnant during transformation?
>have to brawl against abrams, rem, seven, and billy>they all get crazy items like refresher>I get 6 gun items in a row on lash>no one on my team gets anti heal of any kind until the final round when I get a spirit burnThat sucked.
You shouldn't be penalized for disconnecting while Rem is on your team. You are already down a player.
>Another NIGGA talm bout wat makes a game successful but dat moon cricket aint eva gonna send his appy because aint no one GAF:wilting flower:
>>555354627i think that the pun-names work well (maybe except for graves which feels just a bit too on the nose), but i do agree that pepper was a better name than discount celestia (even if valve probably wanted to differenciate her troupes from the striptease dancers vyper's attending)
>>555355281don't you have lightning balls to throw around
This whole Rem business just made me think that Yuumi is the league champ I've busted the most to.Rem's cool but not my market.
>>555355437Bro he’s literally graves from LoL
>>555355315even though rem was so buggy he had to be disabled 10 minutes after launch
>echo shard on cuck cage>diviner kevlar, unstoppable, and refresher for ultayp, its warden time
>>555355437bro graves is winning, and then silver
>>555355463The Sons of Yakub will not show mercy to your kind.
>:wilting flower:
>>555355453they're either adapted for that to ensure their survival in the womb or they start haphazardly developing hair/fur like teratomas and quickly die of complications
>>555355316the game just hit 98k players with no progression system, advertising, or in game monetization, i think it'll be fine
>>555355536Graves isn't e-whore bait and the fag tag they stuck on him is nothing but pandering
every game of brawl the enemy has 4 drain tanks with 8khp that stay at full health while 3 of your teammates are shooting and throwing abilities at them, but they still burst you 1v1 in two seconds. is this what the main game mode is like as well?
>>555351136vyper is for lash only, sorry
THIS is what Yamato will look like in 2027.
>>555355463nahhh nigga fr talmbout how he want that graves gyatt but she be a mf child bruh you a pdf file nigga
>>555355693billy already used her up lashcuck
>>555355662He vote?Put the fag tag on the priest
>>555355769>>555355693Vyper is actually seeing Cinnamon right now, sorry lash/billycucks, you baraqueers can have your turn in a few days
>>555355728>be yamato main>always get to play her>get new model will probably flood sudden new yamato mains
why do you attribute chudposts to SevenSeven wouldn't be a chudadd a separate chud hero, that brings up ixian crime rates and how he dreams of being a neet in Agartha at the hollow earth
is REM the most boring fucker ever released?>boring s1>parasitic s2 that make your team 5v6>parasitic s3 that steal your farm>worse paige ult with 5600 years delay
>>555355867REM would be a Chud
>>555355742Bludthony thought he was einstein wit dat comment but blud really Epstein fr no kizzy on the kirk
>>555355835>Fucking around with a stripper who looks like Paige>Propositions Billy to fuck>Propositions Lash to fuck>Wants to take Mirage to a cheap motelSomeone needs to stop this lizard
Who would win the new hero vote between George Droyd and the Kirkinator?
>>555355565echo shard is my favorite item, the sheer annoyance you can bring onto the table with this item is amazing.
>>555356018George might edge it out after the recent Minnesota developments, they need a hero
frotting rem from inside his genital slit
>>555345731That's not very keep on loving in the free world of you.
>RemThat's it i'm uninstalling fuck this furry audience reddit faggot gamefuck you all and i hope Trump kills you ass faggotsfucknig furry niggers animals used the voting glitch abusement
>keep getting 3 manned in our lane>finally fucking type that we are and can we get some help>"use your fucking mic then and ask sooner">like they shouldn't look at the map>like I wasn't pinging their missing lane enemies and pinging for help>like they shouldn't have been aware their dues were missing???
>>555356405biden won, get over it
>>555356405Furry world, bud. Catch up.
>>555356405Holy based
>>555356405>used the voting glitch abusementthe what?
>can't enjoy and play wraith because she's ugly as sin>people want a yamato rework before herWhy?
>>555355453im no expert on wolf anatomy but i would guess the womb would adapt to carry the child when she is transformed to prevent any damageif your question instead is if the child also turns into a wolf that will depend if you believe it's hereditary, some think it is some that it isn't
>>555356526Wraith is hot thobeit
>>555356468moba players DEMAND you use mic to communicate simple things like "hey nigger where is your lane opponent, oh right hes fucking here."you want to have a lil chat between rounds in brool? BRO MIC UPIf someone uses mic in this game I genuinely just assume they're mentally ill
>>555356587nope.
>>555356526homo
>>555356625antisocial freakazoid, this is why you'll never eat lobster with a monster
>>555356627Yup
>>555356405Of course the Trump voter thinks an election was riggedREM won, cope and sneed about it
>>555349648slut
>>555356526wraith fits in as a speakeasy mafia, yamato is a big conehead alien
I hate how lobbies are just everyone running curse and counterspell and fights are just people spamming debuffs at each other until one of them lands and they get shredded
>>555356405Legitimate question anon, were you not aware that Valve has always been like this?>Half life 2, dev commentary bragging about including a mixed race women (Alyx) to add diversity to them game>Team Fortress 2, concept art of Scottish demoman is a white ginger, changed to a token blackLike it was obvious from the get-go that Deadlock was Valve's take on hazbin hotel hahahahaha. They get away with it because Valve still decides to do good writing/art with taste, unlike a majority of other """woke""" series which fall back on their politics alone to carry the media
>>555356405>muh trumpbro is in 2026 and still clinging to the "based trump" shit? unless you're israeli what are you thinking
>>555345964trashy
>>555356815That's the consequence of having a game that's just mobility spamThe entire game = "Stop them from being mobile"
>>555356906you lost
>>555356692>PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MIC>ignores anyone that does mic up because actually their plan is bad and he knows best>will exclusively use his own mic to mumble call outs like "x is low" when we can all see that>will chimp out at anyone over the slightest mistake>will go on a "IF YOU JUST LISTENED TO ME" rant if losingThis describes 90% of the people who initiate mic in this game.moba players are born and breed antisocial freakazoidsI am the monster and the lobster is my fucking dick, start swallowing that shit lil shrimpboy
>>555356405He's feathery, not furry. Probably.
Is cultist still a must buy? I want to climb playing Geist but i feel like having to buy all these noncombat items makes it hard to carry
>>555356982we as working men have lost every presidential election this country has ever held.
Rem is the only black character I like in this game.
Rem is the most fun character in the game when you realize helpers instantly full heal minions
>>555355992>>555355835>>555355769>>555355693Yeah, but Vyper comes home to sleep in my bed at the end of the night, so who REALLY wins here, chuddies?
this feels more like dota than lol and that's a bad thing
>>555357064hmmm not working seems to be the solution here
>>555356468maybe I'm lucky but I barely get people sperging about mics in my games, at most they just say things like "3 on my lane" or "got my ult" The ping system in the game is very well made
>555356405>Obvious bait post gets 10 replies>Meanwhile anons actually trying to discuss the game are ignoredThis is what the internet is now, huh?
what hero do i pick if i want to actually get kills instead of chip damage
>>555356405TRVKE.
>>555356225Birds dont have dicks so he might not have one, but Im okay with that.
>>555357285shivvindictagrey talonany M1 carry
>>555356815People lauded the janky "schmoovement," and this is the direct consequence of that.
>>555346092>lsm dsfKing
How do we fix the mobility issue?
>>555357380>vindicta>grey talonI can't land headshots
>>555357480doorman, dynamo, geistbuild for their bomb
>>555339635dude, if apollo and celeste release BEFORE venator, I'll be uninstalling this shit
>>555356405>>555349310
>>555357480shiv then, he got an execute that doesn't require aiming
>>555357473Introducing more crowd control creep which will then lead to even more mobility creep
>>555357578Celeste is gonna be last I reckon
>>555357480>HeadshotsYou don't really need to, you'll only miss out on 20% damage on Vindicta and I'm pretty sure Talon can't land headshots on his charged shot or his owl.
>>555346092>hm/af Fucking BASED
>>555357473Break their legs
>>555357473it's going to hurt, but we need to neuter superior staminabest item in the game right now
>>555357565Spirit Geist is literally the definition of "Only does chip damage" against anyone above Emissary>80k damage at the end of the game>0 kills
>>555357473Remove mantling and hit SS
>>555357473We don't?Buy slowing hex nigga
>>555357791yeah theres a reason whenever i play against lefaa geist he's going gun and the only spirit he buys is value stuff like radiant regen
>>555357791What's the ideal build for her then? Gun?
only 76 more wins until i get out of low prio, feels good man
>>555357730bitch those are ears and a tail and one hand. that isn't anthro
Silver has armpit hair
>>555357889dude I am literally the most notorious, hated eternus NA player known for running it down and calling people all forms of racial slurs and i only get 8 LP games at a timewhat the hell did you do
>>555346092Isn't this chick flat?
Deadlock would be x1000 better if they removed all the moba shit and just rolled with being an actual TPS.guns doing fuck all damage without farm is frustrating and what will ultimately kill the game.
>>555357751Remove the double air dash and change the air dash distance to dash-jump distance
>>555357694if all the male characters won first it'd be funny
>>555357960Do you think Rem ever fucks his toy bird things
What do I do against vindic and seven in brawl
>>555357996she's modest
>>555357986left 3 games
>>555352940play an actual character insteadnot some half finished sandnigger with no clear gameplan
>>555358081pray for knockdown
>>555358081knockdown if you get it
>>555358023just started and the awful gun damage is pretty annoying, i feel like i NEED to have at least 1 teammate to be able to kill anyone
>>555358102yeah no shot
>>555357473>issueThe only character that escapes even if properly CCed is Mina and it's more of a character issue than a mobility one.
>>555357986neck yourself song of silk
>>555358269>;-)
>>555355423Biggest tip. DO NOT mindlessly run into the mid brool fight over and over. You wont save them. You'll lose money.If your team doesn't have a clear advantage or isn't fighting to defend a walker, then do not bother. Push the sidelanes, make money, pressure their walker and force them to come defend it, but try not to get caught. Not a big deal if you do get caught if you forced 2+ of them to come deal with you though
>>555358043Not impossible I dunno. Apollo will be the dark horse since he will appeal to the high elo players who want to break the game.
>>555357876yes
>>555358023bro, you can't say shit like this. how am I supposed to flex my superiority if anyone can just learn the game in a dozen hours rather than spending 1k+ learning every single character and item interaction and timing
>>555358023>>555358162I actually agree with this sentiment toothe game could use some damage creep seriously. I bet like, there are more kills from melee blows than gunfire. It's stupid. Is this a fighting game Valve?
/dlg/ is gonna be filled with obscurus-ass opinions like "guns deal no damage" for the next month huh?
>>555352940ricochet + inhibitor + toxic + silencer shoot 5 times in the general direction of the enemy, press 3 and get a triple kill
>>555358452Too oldNot animal enough
>>555358516How does it feel to have been the 666th post in this thread?
The moba part of the game is the fun partThe shit part is the FPS part where you need to have fucking perfect Aimlabs slave tracking hitting headshots on people zooming 500 mph and sliding/walljumping all over the place like crackheads while dodging CC
Idk why Seven players are considered stereotypically toxicPlayed him for 4 matches today building purple and green items. The gameplay is so comfy it should be impossible to get mad>Throw balls at people>Throw balls at people>Someone runs at me, I hit him with a taser then run away>Throw balls at people>Throw balls at people>Throw balls at people>Roughly every 2 minutes I turn myself into an RBMK reactor core>>555358585Play Seven, I mostly use his gun to shoot the little enemy robots with his 3 ability(that lets it chain electricity to nearby enemies) otherwise I just do the above
>>555358023>>555358162>>555358509>newshits infecting the threadHAHAHAHAHAfuck off back to fortnite or LoL
>>555358585Just don't play a gun hero?Am enjoying myself as victor. Can't aim for shit but just existing with my aura is enough
>>555358697>Just don't play a gun hero?Victor is literally a gun hero
I love Rem 3 but at the same time I feel like I do nothing of value unless I'm ulting a teamfight even when I'm fed because of the 3
>>555358585the moba part of the game is the absolute worst part.>spend 5 minutes winning your lane>oops they're up 80k souls and you lose now after 40 minutestime theft
>>555358678maybe because hes an edgy m1 carry
I'm fat gay and retarded, who should I main?
>>555358678the masses are like sheep and they fall for OSIC propaganda so easily
>>555358858mina
Saying just don't play a gun hero is like saying just don't auto attack as a caster. Every fucking character in this game is dependent on landing gunshots, just because you don't build gun items doesn't make landing your shots less important If anything landing your shots is even more important on spirit because you need to threaten damage still when your shit is on C/D
what do you call the piece of clothing celeste is wearing? a leotard, a corset, a jumpsuit?
>>555340487HolidayMax barrelsJump in air, then light belee your barrels downward
>>555358682"time to kill in deadlock is too high" really isn't that crazy of a take, and also you know I'm right about melee kills
We'll have these shitflinging moba vs hero shooter discussions for all eternity, aren't we?
>>555349674>I kiss heWhat does Rem's saliva taste like?
>>555358858Abrams
>>555358892Fuckbunny cosplay
>>555358819why didn't you capitalize on your advantage?
Is Rem's mom hot?
>>555358763>Victor is literally a gun heroI have a feeling this anon is either trolling or is a newbie to the videogame. Just a hunch.
>>555350340FUCK SWEDS , FUCK STUNLOCK I AINT BUYING YOUR VAMPIRE GAME AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO BLC AND BATTLERITE
>>555358892It's a leotard with a skirt and a jacket worn over the top
>>555358858Abrams and be my bf
>>555358935yeah
>>555358936Candy and chicken
>>555359002You build spirit and then run up in their face and gun them while waiting for 1 to be available again, if you don't land your shots on Victor you are fucking missing out on a massive chunk of his damage.
>>555358858Seven, Infernus, Bebop, Nina.Only the most vantablack retarded bareback gorilla niggers who need to be carried by their character play them.
>>555358763you can build him spirit or hybrid just fine though those two new gun items probably give hybrid an earlier powerspike
>>555359001His mom is Haze.
>>555358858Lash
does this game really not have matchmaking? this isn't fucking call of duty it's a moba
I don't get why people get so worked up to be angry about who wins the votes. Like, it's a fun thing to joke about, but all it really affects is a few days of difference between characters being playable
>>555358892yeah it's just a leotard, what you never jerked off to high school gymnastics
>>555359104everyone shoots their gun for extra DPS dumbass, are you really saying everyone is gun nowget real retard
>>555359120Lash is honest, nigger.
>>555359149It's a mobayou are never going to have balanced games because the entire genre is predicated on snowballing >>555359196Because it's literally weeks of wasted time if you don't care about fucking REMdit
>>555359196it was fine before because the last hero was out in like 10 days but now its 3 fucking weeks
>>555358858Rem
>>555359232Honestly a huge fag, yeah
>>555358023You know this anon is right and this is the direction the game should take.
>>555350340rip to the best game ever mademy iva was cracked tho
>>555343750Yeah every sane individual will tell you that MOBA games are cancer and half the people regret the time spent on them
>>555347197kino, much better than the lame paige shit.
