Welcome to the Sonic General! Here we discuss all things Sonic!/sthg/ #9014 - Tentacle Edition==NEWS==>Sonic the Hedgehog's 35th anniversaryhttps://www.sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog?tab=35th-anniversary>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://variety.com/2025/film/news/sonic-4-release-date-march-2027-1236280697/>Paramount Developing Sonic Movie Spin-Offshttps://comicbook.com/gaming/news/sonic-the-hedgehog-spin-off-movies-report-paramount/==Comic Release Dates==Sonic the Hedgehog #84 - 04 February 2026Sonic the Hedgehog: Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds - 04 March 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #85 - 11 March 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #86 - 08 April 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthglinks>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#comics>Sonic shows:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#shows>SAGEhttps://sagexpo.org/>SHChttps://shc.zone/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4ru>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ OC info:https://sthgoc.tumblr.com/archive/>/sthg/ CyTube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Zone: >>555387816
Which Sonic character has the smelliest
>Gallagher Archie>Fun, whimsy, cartoony.>Gallagher / Penders Archie>More serious. features sci-fi and mysticism. mix of action, lore and world building. That was the sweet spot>Early Penders / Bollers Archie>serious, melodramatic with some shipping drama. More action focused>Late Penders / Bollers Archie>serious, melodramatic with some shipping drama. More drama focused. most archie criticism comes from this era. (slap happens here)>Flynn Archie>serious, melodramatic with some shipping drama. More action focused>Flynn reboot archie>serious. tries to re tell game lore its own way. very action focused>Flynn IDW>Reboot archie without the Sonic SatAM stuff>Evan IDW>Steven universe fanfic>Imada Blade of Courge>Dark age game (Sonic and his co protag)>Imada Shadow>Shadow gens with more plot>90s shogakukan manga>hellokitty for boys>Fleetway Sonic>Action focused series. advert for the genesis games with extra lore. Unlike 90s American Sonic, SoA bible is canon.>AoStH>Looney Tunes. Sonic is Bugs Bunny or Aunt Slappy from animaniacs and Tails is Skippy Squirrel>Sonic SatAM>80s/90s style action thriller with a post apocalyptic setting. Sonic is a capeshit teenager who is allied with his capeshit teenager friends to push back a world wide robot invasion.>Sonic OVA>Shounen anime>Sonic X>Slice of life, shounen anime aimed for kids 6/12. "What if Sonic was real and lived at your house". Season 3 drops the SoL and becomes a space adventure>Sonic Boom>self aware fourth wall breaking sitcom. Dave the Barbarian with Sonic characters (Knuckles is Dave)>Sonic Movies>Another Sonic X. But Sonic's character aligns with Po from Kung-Fu panda. A modern and younger version of SatAM Sonic.>Sonic Prime>Reverse "Into the Sonicverse". alt friends instead of alt Sonics. Sonic goes to their worlds instead of coming to his.>Sonic and Friends>Hellokitty for boysBen Hurst Documentary https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTuMgsR38ng
>>555416316Knuckles
Drago!
>If the world chooses to become my enemy... I will dine like I always have>unravels whopper
>>555416317>mecha fursuiters engage in RP
>>555415557yeah neat isn't it, it's not perfect but it's good enough to keep my attention. have you discovered any tricks for making the fics good? i have to tell it not to do some things by leaving notes in parentheses.>>555416061well if you ask it it will create torture porn. so i don't think so. it just doesn't allow underage stuff. but you can make the sonic char be raped so much by humans and dogs they vomit with blood from ruptured organs while their limbs are amputated and you can make it excruciatingly detailed. if that answers your question.
>If character changes to suit my desires, it's development. else it's assassination>Only I may have fun. you should jump the bridge
https://youtu.be/lNnUJNInoqk?si=6VMlhGiX-XJsaI6P
Might as well repost it.I wasn't into Sonic Characters but I had a dream where Amy married me, and we embraced, she jumped into my arms in her wedding dress.Are my dreams trying to tell me something?>>555416179 Meanie...
I ignore everything about this series after 2003
Wouldn't it be funny if Shiruba came back to the past to stop a calamity in the future only to learn the calamity never existed and he was just schizoing out so he was fucking with the timeline for no reason and caused an actual disaster in the future with his bungling
>>555416832>including HeroesYep. You're getting #raped for your shit taste
Sonic x Jet is an underrated porn shiphttps://e621.net/posts/5351934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQhC4s6nffI
Douge
>>555416474Shadow be a pal and get me a chocolate shake while you're out.
>>555416423What's next for him?
S O N E G G
>>555416949woah...no one has ever written this story before...
>>555416972if its any consolation i do think Heroes is a sad note to go out on despite my condition
Would /sthg/ get in the pod stay in the clutches of a Black Mercy? Would your favorite Sonic character be able to break free?
>>555414520>Silver being Shadow's son always seemed like a cool idea.
So Victoria is gonna be Maria's sister isn't she
>>555417417Most likely.
>>555417417Why is she not like 60 years old
>>555417373How the fuck is Rouge the mom if Silver is from 200 years in the future? She's just a normal blobian she doesn't live for hundreds of years like Shadow
>fourth great civilization are they allowed to say that
>>555417520stem cell treatments
>>555417373>Shadow and Rouge have a son, Silver.>Silver is born 186 years in the future >That means Rouge both lives and stays fertile for over age of 200
>>555417589Gizoids are fine thanks to Battle / Advance 3
>>555417532>She's just a normal blobian she doesn't live for hundreds of years like ShadowProof?
>>555417520No idea but it feels specific that she is also from Spagonia
>>555417532This. I like the idea of it being someone in the current cast like Rouge or Amy, but it makes far more sense that he banged someone 180 something years from current timeline, then the government put Shadow in the anti-masturbation cross.
>>555417532>>555417649So y'all forget how time travel works, huh?
>>555417649What did Rouge steal the philosopher's stone too?>>555417717Alright I'll bite anon. How does it work?
>>555417532All "Shadow is Silver's father" headcanons are dogshit
>>555417532>>555417649Shadow has her hooked up to super life support and just fucks her 99% dead barely alive limp body constantly like a horny teenage boy
>>555417132unsure at the moment, got a cute idea for a dialogue scene with him getting a Wispon (the flamethrower, of course) which might lead into a whole outfit upgradethough because his official outfits don't communicate much in terms of personality, I'm narrowing down some stuffI have all night at work to jot down some ideas
>>555417885
>>>>555417816>Alright I'll bite anon. How does it work?Silver was born in the near future and was transported by Mephiles or whoever to the far future. There you go.https://youtu.be/q_YnBmTmNAE?si=3Afqcrc5FU9N8UnQ
https://youtu.be/qTFEyFEu1Fk?si=1WAHZekvhlDUFePU
>>555417943Sounds an interesting idea. Only thing hotter than that is him being in between werehog and Guntiver.
>>555417885finally, a good fan theory
you guys are shit writers>shadow rouge do the deed have a babbu silver>calamity happens in that present time that kills rouge and forces shadow to use chaos control to propel him and silver into the future>raise him as best he can, society hates Shadow for abandoning them in their time of need, this eventually turns into blame for the whole incident>silver is raised in the future without knowing the truthbam, there you go>that's shitso is Sonic 06, bu at least now Silver has a connection to the cast that makes us give a fuck about him
>>555418029But wouldn't Shadow and unnamed mom go find him?
i have a better ideaShadow and Silver are not related in anyway aside from being members of the same species
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oezwd7hIxkE
>>555418484What if Silver was related to (you)?
>>555418471They need to time travel to do that. Bro's in the future.
I remember reading a post on /v/ once that said it's not gay to fuck or be fucked by an anthro. With that in mind, I want all of the Sonic boys to run a train on me because it wouldn't be gay.
>>555418619this supports the theory that Silver's mom is Amy
I think Shadow is dead in Silver's future and Silver never questioned it
>Sonic inserts his friends as characters in storybooks >Shadow acts as Lancelot, his son Galahad is played by Silver >Because of Sonic's figment of imagination, Shadow is now Silver's father and latter was raised by Amy
https://youtu.be/8gMZ6QWv62s?si=uzd7yoIyi05wPkZ_
>>555417885This is the only way I will accept Dadow
>>555418740Nah
>>555418740
>>555418690bottoming is gay dude
>>555418793Rouge is Elaine and raped Shadow?
My name is Not the Important. What is important is what I'm going to do... I just fuckin' hate this world. And the mobian worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die.
>>555418793This doesn't work. Galahad's mother is Percival's biological sister. If the parallels and species have to be the same then Silver's mother is a cat.
>eventually dadowfags stopped thinking
>>555418328Or... You could just write a good story that shows the audience his character while giving him a proper relationship with Sonic and the cast?
>>555418865 That has to be a coincidence. Knuxouge is still canon.
>>555418865i don't think you got the joke
>>555418952Only if they're human.
>>555419090No.
>>555419021>Galahad's mother is Percival's biological sisterElaine isn't related to Percival.
Fuck me, you're all so stupid.
>>555418690Anon...you're gay
>>555419176If you have another man's dick in your ass and you cum hands free whil he has your legs in the air, anthro or not, you are fucking GAY
>>555419256Fuck you mean?
>>555418256another chance to draw Guntiver! honestly invite the practice to try to stage pawbian proportions betterthough technically speaking, I think Drago is still the largest between them, so this will be kinda fun
>>555419021And Jet and Blaze are siblings, your point being? Wait, why I'm defending something I find ridiculous? Shadow and Silver are not father and son just because they acted as characters in Sonic's fantasy
If Silver is Shadow's son, can Black Doom take over him since he's technically part Black Arms? Can Silver turn into an alien squid?
>>555419331I mean fuck you.
>>555419256>Fuck meNo.
>>555419163?
Sonic will go further beyond
>>555419212Elaine is derived from Percival's sister. Intermediate retelling separate the two, but in the modern era movies conflate them again. So the majority of interpretations portray them as the same character.
>>555419449Eat a dick.
How would Sonic rank among men you've seen in a locker room?
>>555419478Fuck (You) too.
>>555419524and further still
>>555419368>Jet and Blaze are siblings,So what you're telling me is that Wave is Elaine
>>555419256Takes one to know one!
That one gif of that girl spreading her legs out to get fucked while smiling, but her face changes immediately when the dude puts it in her ass, but instead its blaze and a human male
I think gun trapped and betrayed shadow because he showed interest in fucking. And they feared his power. But shadows alien seed flew out and crawled inside a woman giving us silver.
>>555419302Nah, I'm pretty sure I'm straight. >>555419326Where's the logic behind that?
>>555419639Kill yourself.>>555419713Your IQ is room temperature at most.
>>555419446Yes
>>555419340>Spoiler I had things for wolves ever since I watched that one anime where bunch of kids had to survive in different dimension with tamagochis and one kids mon turned into a striped wolf with giant pawsAnd Sonic Unleashed just gave Sonic more ammunition for that.
>>555419864your IQ is 1:1 with your penis size
>>555419864Get raped
Sonic will never settle down with Amy or anyoneEggman is evilthe world is called earthSilver is not Shadow's son
>>555419524>>555419690Iizuka was right to stop giving Sonic more transformations
>>555419692I don't know much about Arthurian mythos except Arthur's and his sister's son kills him in the end and some knight returns Excalibur back to Amy, I mean Nimue.
>>555419961How did you know I had 134 millimeter dick?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAcAM2KuzaE
I've been on and off again playing Sonic games to understand the obsession anons have with the ip. Here is my rankings so far. Sonic 1 is considered baseline quality and others are a reflection of quality/fun in comparison to Sonic 1.C! Sonic 1B! Sonic CDB! Sonic 2B! Sonic 3 & KnucklesF! Sonic RD! Sonic Adventure (or DX)A! Sonic Adventure 2F! Sonic HeroesC! Shadow The HedgehogI've seen people BLOW SA1 and I can see why but when I got to the Big the Cat section it raped it down from an A-S ranking due to its mandatory requirement to actually beat the fucking game. That's like having to preform spontaneous math in CoD. I'm mostly puzzlefucked by just how goofy Sonic acted in Shadow the Hedgehog and how silly the script was between Black Doom and Shadow.
>>555419034If you were to ask Bump her opinion on any topic that has an ounce of debatability and nuance takes, her brain would short circuit (more than it already does).
>>555420115damn this guy's good
>>555420001
>>555420192I am literally Bump
>>555419997Do it yourself faggot.
>>555420268I want to bump this Bump HARD
>>555420106>Arthur's and his sister'sHalf sister btw.
>>555420192It's big sleep time Bump.
>>555420259
So you're telling me Shadow wants absolutely nothing to do with Silver's mother and only slept with her because he was drunk
>>555420272No thanks, I'm not gay.
Is it really gay if Elias holds my legs down and nuts in me and we start kissing while spray cum?
>>555420497DON'T HURT THE DOE I NEED HER BOOBIES IN MY LIFE
>Elaine rapes Lancelot to give birth to Galahad in the legends>Elaine looks like this
>>555420591Yes it is, Ant.
Let's be honest, if Sonic or Shadow asked you to suck their dick, it wouldn't be gay to do it.
>>555420534You post on here, of course you are.
GUN did not use Sonic as a cover up for Shadow, they actually mistook him for ShadowMural theory is not real. Gerald coincidentally made something resembling Sonic without any reference material of any kind.When "Two worlds" was in effect, Iizuka meant two planets. He meant that Sonic is a space alien. He did not mean "Two locations". Ian said it, Pat Casey said it. Any other interpretation is wishful thinking.There is no "Mobian" "Blobian" "Jokerian" "Alien" or any other singular distinction for Sonic characters. They are Hedgehogs, Echidnas, Bats, foxes, ect with no grouping.Team Dark not being friends is not a retconThere has never been an accurately translated english Sonic release.The games inconsistently feature references to real world locations, and the geography of the planet is never consistent from game to game. Rigid arguments about it are pointless. In Sonic Frontiers, the planet looks identical to real-world earth.Silver is not Shadow's son.Sonic is not gay or bisexual. There is no neurological reason why he isn't dating Amy.
>>555420096a Super Sonic 2/3/4/God/etc type escalation? surebut context-specific transformations like Werehog and Excalibur are fun
https://youtu.be/4P9zqHPo9ZA?si=zZOyow3LHAcPQ5yr
>>555420591Yes. Exceptionally so.
>>555420521Belle could've worked better as a human looking robot girl hanging with Amy and gals.
>>555420715Have you got a song that sounds like it could be used as the background from some combat?
>>555420656nta but I jerked off hard 2 days ago while thinking about a threeway with both of those cute fags. But I topped.
>>555420521OMG This is adorable.
>>555420704>*Sonic is not gay or bisexual. There is no neurological reason why he isn't dating Amy."Yes there is, he's afraid of her.
>>555420720Anon Evan Stanley cannot draw human women .
i need sage avatarfag gf in my life...why can't maris be real?
>>555420676Fair enough.
“Well, here they are, Sage! My test results! Read em and weep!”“Uh, Bump. According to this, you’re not a genius. In fact, you’re mentally retarded.”“Oh yeah? Well, would a mentally retarded girl have hired a bulldozer with a drunk driver to level half of the sthg mansion in celebration of her fantastic test results?”“Uh, maybe.”“Uh oh.”
>>555420704All 100% correct. Desu it would be cool if the autists on /sthg/ worked together on a document that corrects Sonic disinformation. Just imagine it, a long rentry or something you could link with sources for each claim. It'd be fun. I wish we could do that. But people here only want to argue.
>>555420968Isn't someone doing that
>>555420854I should. How about this?https://youtu.be/yfgV3vGrktI?si=tt8OdMygXp4Qe8R3
>>555420936>Anon Evan Stanley cannot draw human women .Who said she's drawing?
>>555420885Geoffrey...
>>555420591Elias is the exception
>>555420945"Why does anon keep giving your access to his bank account?"
>>555421061Well she designed the character
>>555420259Would.
Picrel is how it feels to ask normal questions in this forum
>>555420968At this point this is a necessity. The Sonic Wiki is useless now due to IDW and Prime being considered canon
According to the art director of this title, the world of Sonic Forces is distinct from the real human world, meaning languages like English do not exist there. This also suggests the possibility of a parallel world where organizations like GUN and the federal government, frequently depicted since Adventure, do not exist.>何気なくプレイしていると気にも止めないかもしれませんが、ソニック含めキャラクターたちが住む世界は、現実の人間世界ではないので背景に英語などのいわゆる「文字」を使用していません>You might not even notice it while playing casually, but the world where Sonic and the other characters live isn't the real human world, so it doesn't use so-called “text” like English in the background.https://web.archive.org/web/20180124234529/https://sonic.sega.jp/SonicChannel/sonicforces/column/20171117_001492/Indeed, no humans other than Eggman appear in this game. Since the Classic Sonic series clearly features English, one could interpret this as a reboot of the Mega Drive era world. This might also explain why the world is populated by anthropomorphic animals like Sonic and his friends.To begin with, differing worldviews, resets, or altered character personalities for series characters are not uncommon in Sonic series history.However, in 2022, remarks by Dr. Eggman on the official YouTube show ‘Tails Tube’ revealed that GUN does exist in this game's world after all, having been defeated by Dr. Eggman's forces.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFBvzhmU5hoSource: https://dic.pixiv.net/a/%E3%82%BD%E3%83%8B%E3%83%83%E3%82%AF%E3%83%95%E3%82%A9%E3%83%BC%E3%82%B9In a way, Sonic Forces and IDW comics are set in a parallel world from other Sonic games. Which is kinda a interesting take.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QNdTYWYDQ4
we are too gay right now. be less gay or else
>>555421015Dude bad brains is a legendary pullThank you
>>555421121And?
It should be mandatory for people to check the japanese versions before arguing
>>555421353
>>555421172Ian made the wiki useless since articles now are just citing random shit he said on his podcast. Same with current franchise discourse outside of /sthg/.
>>555421354lol I posted quite a few songs from them already, with Surge and Kit pics of course
>>555419894I understand you>>555421353but what if we were more gay?
>>555421470Japanese is literally irrelevant to this series. All the content people care about is in English.
>>555420591It would be straight if anyone did it except a human. Of you could just wear socks. I would let a /sthg/ anon put me in a mating press as long as we both wore socks and said no homo.
>>555421661Japanese people are the ones who make the games.
>>555421470It should be mandatory for (You) to have sex with me
I wish I was able to download gifs from twitter.https://youtu.be/VXMqsLI3_ek?si=aiCAMnBCMDHp2Ufx
>>555421797But they aren't the ones who make it famous.
>>555421649Admittedly I haven’t been clicking them, I think I will now just to see if I find something I like
>>555421842https://twittervideodownloader.com/en/download them
>>555421886Wouldn't happen if they didn't MAKE it.
>>555421661>Japanese is literally irrelevant to this series. All the content people care about is in English.If you're going to argue about which character would do/say what then you should be able to bring evidence that isn't undermined by the fact that it was written by an underpaid 22 year old intern who forgot what the game was called because they were working a translationg job 20 years ago
>>555421564>>555421172Really?It feels like Sonic fans have zero understanding what canon is and assume it's just whatever anyone tells is canon.
>>555421961Thanks
>>555422097>If you're going to argue about which character would do/sayi don't do that because it's autistic. These are cartoon characters, they do whatever i want
>>555421731>letting anyone from /sthg/ stick their dick in youDon't you know that autism is sexually transmitted? You might like Sonic now, but what will you do when you develop a sudden interest in trains or fire alarms?
>>555420259wtf absolute cinema
>>555420997Kinda, but it's just character stuff, not factchecks. Made by Scribbles and no source links. But now that I think about it, I can tell he pulled info from some of the other lore geeks here, so it’s basically a collab. Like almost the whole Shadow part is stuff krack mentioned. I think randomfox or sparky claims in there too.
>>555421842youtube-dlp can also fetch twitter vids and gifs
>>555422184*drools and flaps arms*Byut wyut abyut dinyosuars!!
You people are not bothered enough that there are Sonic artists that cannot draw humans.
>>555422310It has nothing to do with me.
>>555422310The fuck am I gonna do track down their info and tell them I think they suck? Too much work
>>555416317Absolute KINO>bu bu but it cuts into my DMZ fight Don't care it's funny, these movies are action comedies. get over it.
>>555422310we don't care about your fetish go jack to sontails fatass
>>555420945>>555421109
>>555422310Bitch who cares
I wish there was more of this sex creature.
>>555416317I always said this series needs more creepy cyberpunk cybernetics
>>555422309Now I wonder if you're saying this mockingly, or if you're disappointed I didn't include dinosaurs with trains and fire alarms.
>>555422439sontails is phenomenal
>>555422650https://youtu.be/mkf43ZhNyBg?si=wZJxBJZI_Qxwb77z&t=7
>>555422310My fellow autist in Sonic, they have an "artist" who cannot draw the characters.
>>555420167The Big stuff isn't even good fishing like some other fishing games but it takes like 30 minutes to doI agree it sucks but all the way down in D tier because of it is crazy. Granted I am a certified SA1 blower
Sonic needs more trains and dinosaurs
Guys help I told Bump a riddle and now steam is coming out of her ears and she can’t speak wHAT DO I DO HELP
>>555422581Who's autistic now!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ut62k6iQ808
want to make a blobian? what should we give them and what should they be
>>555422184Did you know there's a fetish for air planes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiXp0nYY4LI
>>555422927Lizard or a bird something less common than like a fox or a hedgehog
>>555422439SonTails is a boring ship.SonAmy is where it is at.
>>555422469Look at all the people wanting humans back.
>>555422927Big fat boobers.
>>555422927make it a raptor
Drunk Bump.
>>555422839The reset button is between the legs.
There’s not enough Surge and Kit fishing. They gotta survive somehow.https://youtu.be/PbXFHSa4YmQ?si=lvY99YL46ftfkutq>>555422867Wow, haven’t heard this one before.
>>555422927Make it a robot dinosaur
>>555423220Based Chobits enjoyer
>>555423268
I HATE SONIC MEMES
>>555421225So, this would mean that the reason why Sonic Generations' cutscenes are different from Shadow Generations is that. It's because Shadow Generations is set under the Sonic Forces reboot world. Why Tails acts the way he did in Forces is also a reason, because it is set to be like the way intended in this reboot. Is it shit? Well, it definitely is, but it also means the current games are set ona "Iizuka canon", that is different from previous games before Forces.
>>555422927Big fat belly
Shadria?
>>555423268It amuses me imagining them two doing street performer shit just for some quick cash Since they’re supposed to be heroes now it’s not like they can rob an ATM or some shit
>>555422927Robot Dionosaur with a fat belly
>>555422927Cool cowboy hat
>>555422310>the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise is a sub-par, low quality franchise that contains staff that cannot do what is traditionally required for them in the fieldYou're telling me this for the very first time. I did not know this was the case.
>be angry that I have gay thoughts >read that gay thoughts are stored in the balls>gay thoughts get too strong>jerk it to gay sonic porn>gay thoughts go away>gay thoughts come back in a few hoursIt's a viscous cycle, I need to be freed...>>555423220Why did God put the human male Achilles Heel in their butt?
>Sonic Rewindthey've hit creative bankruptcy for real
>>555423923bro this was already known
>>555423923since 2013. 2017 if you count the comics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5mBemDFA8M
>>555423710I can see them doing both. Maybe they get pissed off cuz the audience didn’t give them enough money, or someone swiped their collection when they weren’t looking, then go rob an ATM. Then they give some of that money away to feel better about themselves. And Kit doesn’t give a shit either way, of course.
>>555423923more nostalgia yaaaaaayyyy!!!frontiers literally justified cyberspace is "sonic le heckin REMEMBERS!!!!!" and it SUCKS
>>555423905>Gay thoughts leads to gay cum>Gay cum must be emptied before it's absorbed into the body or you'll have a gay body>Only gay porn can release the gay cumYou need to keep jerking to gay Sonic porn to stop yourself from becoming gay.
>>555424379its sickening how people think we are in some kind of renaissance, this is STILL the meta era
>>555424379>more nostalgia yaaaaaayyyy!!!this but unironically
>>555424180nta, i didn't know or well, know but had no confirmation.but this would also mean that Frontiers is after reboot and set in reboot world with no humans.
What's your favorite official artstyle for Sonic? It could be from a specific game or a specific person. Anything/anyone, but it must be official in some capacity. Sonic Battle's artstyle? Sonic Riders artstyle? Sonic X artstyle? SatAM artstyle? Sonic & Friends artstyle? Uekawa? Karasuno? Imada? Evan? Penders? Some literallywho I've never heard of?
>>555424410Surely there's something else I can do to fix myself?
>>555419446Obviously. The real question is where Gerald got the Hedgehog dna from?
>>555424549sa1
>>555424410>>555424410This happened to my dad, he never jerked it to gay Sonic porn because it was gay, but that actually meant he was absorbing his gay cum giving him a gay body, so he ended getting my mom pregnant with a gay son.I am forced to be gay because of this, so always jack off o gay Sonic porn!
>>555424549Diana Skelly’s work in Archie
>>555424549>battle for dialogue sprites>uekawa for profile sprites>advance for modern 2D>Axer and Spaz for panels / comics>X for anime>whatever 3D models for 3D that are NOT side mouth
>>555424482soon people born in the meta era will be able to post here legallygod help us all
>>555424751Now this is peak /sthg/
Sonic sez have safe sex!
>>555423905>>555424410>>555424751Stop being funny /sthg/ it's not like you
>>555424840what people call "safe sex" is immoral
Someday soon I’m gonna start making my own Surge and Kit cartoons and it’ll be way cooler than anything IDW writers can come up with.https://youtu.be/sPKN19fNoys?si=N8NedWSx-q1uwZGA
>>555424840Never
>>555424549I fucking love the X art style. Yes the animation itself was pretty choppy and had a ton of derpy in-between cells, but I fucking love the style.
>>555425209Cured my gayness...
>>555424549CASIOVision's artstyle.
>>555425270Bunnie only gets rid of the straight cum.
>>555425270>>555425398One testicle produces straight cum, the other one produces gay cum
>>555424226I love these two goobers with the whole world against them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXcbKthoSRU
>>555425332That's not official you braindead femboy
>>555425673I don't suck corporate cock.
>>555425525This is also why there's a tendency for one to hang lower than the other. That happens when you're releasing more of one type than the other.
>>555425727KEK
>>555425727That explains why I’m so off centre all the time
>>555425715Thoughts on braindead femboy cock?
https://youtube.com/shorts/AE_MR_6etDA?si=ByuFzat-pvJNyOT3
>>555423712>>555423719you can only have ONE fat bellywhat else should we add?
>>555425715You sure suck jew cock though. Your drugs are from israel lmao
>>555425727Like yin and yang...
>>555425949Can you make her butt fatter?
>>555425949Big iron
>>555424549These renders are my favorite style for Sonic
>>555425949heterochromia
>>555425949Damn she's actually cool.
>>555425715He specifically asked for official twice in that post, moron. Don't reply if you're going to ignore the question. Guess you can't help but shill like the stupid hon you are.
>>555425949Make the robot eye a Compound Eye
There is an episode of Game Grumps where Arin describes all of the characterizations to Dan. His answers are actually fairly accurate. I remember him specifically spelling out that Rouge is one of the good guys. Anyone remember which?
>>555424482>this is STILL the meta eraWrong. It's something far worse. >>555398247
>>555426303Of course Rouge is one of the good guys. She's selfish not evil.
>>555426315and yet only 1 person here is trying to do something about it...
>>555423905>>555424410>>555424751>>555425525>>555425727This is the worst kind of pseudoscience I've ever read in my life.
THERE WAS NO "PROBLEM" WITH AMYS CHARACTER, SHE WAS CUTE, SILLY, FUNNY, AND CHARMING, HER WANTING TO DATE SONIC WAS A GOOD RUNNING GAG (literally) AND THERE WAS NO REASON TO STOP DOING IT OTHER THAN SOME FUCKING FEMINIST OR JEW OR BOTH WHO NEVER EVEN PLAYED THE GAMES COMPLAINED ABOUT IT AND COULDNT ACCEPT THAT NOT ALL ART EXISTS FOR THEM SO THEY DESTROYED SOMETHING I CARE ABOUT.I WANT AMY TO BE OBSESSED WITH SONICI WANT SONIC TO RUN AWAY FROM HER BECAUSE HE THINKS SHES ANNOYINGI WANT IT TO BE A FUN RUNNING GAG LIKE IT WAS BEFOREI DONT GIVE A FUCKING FUCK ABOUT ((((CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT))))) FUCK THAT SHITGENOCIDE ARCHIEFAGS, GENOCIDE IDWFAGS, GENOCIDE SAT-AMFAGS, GENOCIDE (((CONSULTING))) FIRMS, GENOCIDE (((ETHICS DEPARTMENTS))), AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, NUKE ISRAEL.
where Shadow will be living from here on
We need to go back to when sexual assault was an acceptable gag for male characters in children's media
>>555426476We are joking
>>555426508Shadow is condemned to a goon cave?!
Stop reminding me of EEnE and the fact that cartoons will never be that peak again.
>>555426554the fact that you're calling it sexual assault means that they're winning
>>555426589Unironically, what does Shadow masturbate to?
>>555426698No I'm doubling down. Rape is funny. Nobody actually gets hurt in videogames and cartoons
>>555426476You sound like someone with no gay cum left.
this is literally the most epic thing i ever did see
Find me a female Sonic fan that actually understands Sonic aside from Violet.
>>555426303Gay Grumps
>>555422754Honestly I was riding such a fun high and he was my last character to do before getting to the final mission and it demolished my mood and passion I was cruising with. Which soured the end for me even when I finished his 'campaign'. I'm just surprised it was such a poor implementation given the Sega fishing minigames and bass fisher I played.
>>555426701aryan children
>>555426701Maria’s memory lol Nah but fr tho he’s probably a titties guy
>>555425635>I’m right where you left mein the refrigeratorhttps://youtu.be/U_oAHm6DTUI?si=hHdRRN9dn-Wn4685
>>555426865In a world a little closer to perfect sonic games would have combat like this. Squad tactics with your favourite characters
Behold my new OC Suck The Bat he's a vampire bat and he suck the white gold blood from the cock.
Sonic Characters with this feel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyPhsFxnc_c
>>555426872>Violet>female(You)
Post your>IQ (only if you have had it measured, no lying) >favorite Sonic character
>>555427418>3000>vex the yordle
I just emptied out the gay cum, I'm ready to talk about Sonic now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipADNlW7yBMGood night
>>55542741863Amy Rose
>>55542741842Bunnie
That new chaotix song made by rebecca sugar is pretty good and i hope it made the most obnoxious cuck retards from here to kill themselves in a fit of anger
>>555427418126Sonic
>>555427494G’night
>>555427213Eggman Nega
This is part of my conceptual breakdown / understanding of Sonic the Hedgehog, visualized.
>>555427494Night music dude
>>5554274183All characters designed by western creatives outside of Japan for use in the series, including but not limited to, characters for the cartoons, comics, and movies.
>>555427461>R's you back to /lolg/
>>555427772Sparky, are you okay?
Wh-what are they doing?
>>555427885Based tard
>>555427979I just discovered something that can allow me to translate all my notes and thoughts and patterns and stuff into a visual board of organized chaos, I am better than okay!!!But really, this is to organize and refine my ideas for my project.
>>555427619I don't blame them for being wary - these people network, and I'd rather not have more malcontent worm their way into the series than we already have.
https://youtu.be/IU0Pc_2kibw?si=XzygzkdygnD64P19 I want to be a cowboy
>>555427726>He's so bad.>They call him Eggman>He's the E.G.G.M.A.N.>Eggman Nega.Good one.
>>555426074>>555426103>>555426118>>555426213what else should we add?
sinner....
>>555427418>145 (measured when I was tested for Autism/ADHD)>Tails>ended up diagnosed with ADHD>apparently the psychiatrist told my mom that my attention span is so bad that I may never be able to use my intelligence to it's utmost abilities, even with medication >so basically I'm retarded
>>555428278Cape or cloak
>>555428295Never tested my IQ but otherwise, same. I used to make my teachers fume because I would never do my homework but pass every test and pop quiz so they could never fail me.
This is my Sonic character breakdown
>>555427980I always thought that blue cloth was Sonic's skin. like he wore a blue bodysuit. and taking off his gloves and shoes was too lewd for kid me to handle>He is sleeping with Sally without the gloves
>>555428295>I'm smart>but I'm also retardedTailsfags are kinda cute...
>>555428456Who's that old guy on the left?
>>555428278Eyebrow piercing? Maybe a spiked bracelet on her organic arm?
>>555427418Doc said 130 or so, was put in those gifted education thingsShadowIt's probably 65 now because Sonic causes brain damage
>>555426441You mean that guy that was banned for saying that he was sending a complaint to SEGA?
>>555428542Tony the Hawk
>>555428757I know.
>>555427418never got tested using formal means119-125 if you count online shitShadow
>>555428805shit i have to see this movie now
>>555428841Fox and the hound is great.
127I like Shadow and Sonic equally.
>>555428841I recommend the much superior Vuk The Little Foxamerican sentimentality is honestly disgusting
if everyone's a genius here, why are these threads so retarded?
>>555429007Amy and Bunnie posters apparently run this general.>>555427541>>555427594
>>555429007I don't care about logic and reason I care about Sonic .A university degree and a salary doesn't change who I am.
>>555427418300Vanilla the rabbit.
>>555428230You should only be wary if you are a retard (which to be fair seems to be a common theme in this general) Rebecca Sugar is a really good music producer
>>555428835Online IQ tests seem to really exaggerated scores. Like for example when I was tested by doctors it was about 130 >>555428610, but then when I took an online test it said 178. That's not right.
>>555429127Eggman....
>>555429127
>>555429147So I'm a drooling retard? oh no....
>>555427164My OC is better!https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1257436/complete?cd=gJ3npLyh6I for anyone curious
>>555429007Half the time I'm on here for genuine discussion and the other half I'm spending it starting fights or saying shit I wouldn't get away with elsewhere.
Okay, now -this- is the conceptual breakdown of how I understand Sonic, or at least a very small, simplified aspect of it.
>>555429258You're not a drooling retard anon. You're the coolest.
>>555429007>145 IQ>I've been posting on 4chan since I was 14 (2012)>subtract 10 IQ for every year spent hereDude I literally have 5 IQ left.
>>555429258I think no matter the number, you have to be a drooling retards to like Sonic. But can we please switch numbers? I wish it were less. It sounds like a good life.
>>555429007only geniuses can understand the subtle nuances of sonic characters and worldbuilding
>>555429362You have an iq of 22. You're like those dumb cunts who can only talk about politics with Harry Potter references.
My IQ is only 115 (when tested by a doctor, online test said 130) and now I feel like a total dumbass compared to all of you. I need a hug from Silver now
>>555429380>thinking time spent here reduces your IQ by a flat amount every year and not a percentageYou were never 145
Never had my IQ checked by I'm certain the alcoholism lowered it a few points.
>>555428934>red-lids
if I said mine was 157 and I would rather use it all on Sonic would you believe me
>>555428359>>555428597she's comine together, what else should we add?
>>555429479Nobody but you cares that Sparky is black, racist.
>>555429493Nah, I just did good on some tests I was forced to take. Pattern recognition doesn't mean shit if I never use it. I'm still a dumbass.
>>555429618Black Doom Star on hat
>>555429512Anon, read my post. >>555428295I'm basically retarded. Of course it functionally isn't 145, if I'm lucky it might be 110 when I'm on my Adderall. And I'm not taking my Adderall right now c:<. Anything I type is liable to be dumb as hell.
>>555429629If you want me to stop being racist then stop robbing stores. While you're at it tell the Indians to stop shitting in the streets.
>>555429618Dude that looks sick…I wanna say tube top cause gooner but that would clash with the cloak so imma say a big heavy boot for stomping and kicking on her organic leg
>>555429565It was probably drawn by a Sonadow faggot. I just thought it was just cute enough in spite of the faggotry for me to like it.
>>555429850NTA but you're confused here.There's a difference between a black man and nigger. Slashy is neither. He's an autist.
The most recurring character we know nothing about. Her backstory is a complete mystery, her obsession with gems is suspicious, and he has worked for both G.U.N and Eggman. Will Sega ever put her in the spotlight?
>>555429979No
Which character hates women?
>>555429964Anon, I have no idea who Slashy is.
>>555430034Amy unironically. Before the 2010s restructure Amy would get mad at any woman who tried to talk to Sonic. That one lady who tried to test teh bechdel test said Amy ended up tanking all the 2000s games because she antagonized every other female character over Sonic with the exception of Cream and Vanilla
>>555429709Kind of like how I always scored well on the SAT tests but had a mediocre GPA because I was too lazy to put much effort into my schoolwork and preferred to play Sonic and jerk off to Sonic instead?
>>555430053I keep saying Slashy when I mean Sparky and Sparky when I mean Slashy. They need to change their names for my dyslexia.
>>555429613Yes because Sonic is amazing and the wind and the fart, he's like a deity to meBut also no because Sonic is terrible and I hate him even though I buy his gamesIf that makes sense.Actually, I wonder how high Sonic's IQ is. That screengrab from X is just one frame. I bet it's deceptively high, maybe not a genius but over the average. Would it have to match Shadow's? They're equal in every regard, but at the same time, Sonic can't swim while Shadow's an excellent swimmer (according to Sega's notes to Ian).
>>555430121That just sounds like adhd.>>555430148Sparky being black would actually be terrible since it would make her a stereotype. Since she's so out of control.
>>555430247>Her>She
>>555430247>Sparky being black would actually be terriblewho's gonna tell him?
>>555429618She needs panties!
>>555427418Some of you put too much importance on IQ tests when their scientifical validity is shaky at best, no you do not have inteligence of a functional retard because some online test told you soSage
>>555430314
>Vanilla appears>Vector star describing her silhouette with too much detail
>>555430247>Sparky being black would actually be terrible since it would make her a stereotype.
>>555430247I am not a woman. Also, >But I ain't out of control, just livin' by my word
>>555430201I think Sonic and Shadow have the same talent but not the same skill
>>555430506That's exactly the kind of thing someone who is out of control says.
>>555428805How can one be a Sonic and not know who Tony Hawk is? My posts have been for not :(
>>555427164>>555429286Fuck off Woefag
>>555428295something I did notice is that strong brain processing power is usually but not always a make up for something else that is broken. in your case, it's your attention span. I wonder if you can train it...
>>555428610>woman>130 iqthis makes no sense because women are retarded. you are a man.
>>555430592It's a meme to pretend not to recognize Tony Hawk, isn't it?
>>555430536Sonic and Shadow are equals. Like Dante and Vergil. Their approaches to things might be slightly different but the end result is the same.
>>555416786Yes, that Amy is a cute.
>>555430592It's a joke anon. It's playing on the fact that everyone only remembers what Tony Hawk looked like back in the 90's.
>>555430201>(according to Sega's notes to Ian)Where can I view this?
>>555430148I changed my character's name from "Sparky" to "Sketch" a long while ago, but I can't exactly change my whole online persona to that entirely since I've been "Sparky" for so long, and also there used to be someone here that also went by "Sketch" at some point? I don't know what happened to them, though. But since "Sparky" is so attached to my sense of identity anyway, I had to re-implement the name to my character in a roundabout way to make it a name he earns or grows into at a certain point in his story to represent his development, while starting out as just a "Sketch".
My favourite streamer said some racist dog whistle shit and I haven’t been able to watch her since
>>555430741Racism is literally natural
>>555430704Oh lol I’m retarded
>>555430741People who aren't racist have zero pattern recognition anon. Besides. Getting along with someone who thinks your race is garbage often makes for interesting and funny conversations.
>>555430361I take back what i said some of you are indeed below cattle
>>555430634Dude I turn 30 in October, it's so over for me. There's nothing left to train. Might kill myself before becoming a Wizard, idk.
>>555430835Is it natural to use terms like “D.e.i” to describe an actual event and not a piece of media?
>>555430907Dog I got over doing that in middle school
Why does Knuckles sound so hot in the Chaotix episode?
>>555430734Sparky you're so autistic.
>>555420945kek
>>555431056The reason they got Idris Elba to voice him is cause they needed him to be less sexy
>>555430907Every men is racist to some degree and the best types of friends are the ones that able to start making racist jokes to each other.
>>555423189
>>555423649heh.
>>555431290If Bump is already stupid, what is she like when drunk?
>>555431457Smartest person in te room
>>555423697
>>555431457Do you find the idea of an adult sized toddler cute? Cause she’s probably the type of drunk you need to take care of
>>555431583>Do you find the idea of an adult sized toddler cute?Men do
>>555431238I wanna eat where the white folks eatCuz I’m white on the bottom of the feet
>>555431694That’s fucking foul
My IQ: ထMy favourite character: Boobies
>>555431457Happy to take her clothes off even quicker.
Douge?
>>555431749Based."Breasts are full of men's hopes and dreams."
>>555429785>>555429851>>555430356tube top and panties addedplenty more to add too
>>555431718Maybe one day, if you pick enough cotton.
worthless sinner... uuu.. forgive me...
>>555431804
>>555431949Eyy that’s badass. What about a scar on her cheek or a couple on her arms and legs Y’know make her look battle worn
>>555431056Why are you watching that garbage? It literally has people behind Steven Universe and dogshit english VAs being involved with it.There's no reason to ever watch it.
>>555430536That...kind of makes sense? But also kind of doesn't. Shadow has an IQ of around 200. But their IQ may not be equal...?>>555430707It was in one of his Fumblekasts I think. Uhhh lemme track it down...Here https://youtube.com/watch?v=wIxszA2xrS0&t=843
>>555424840
>>555431960Judy punching Nick was funny.
Sweet dreams are made of thisWho am I to disagree?I've traveled the world and the seven seasEverybody's lookin' for somethingSome of them want to use youSome of them want to get used by youSome of them want to abuse youSome of them want to be abused
>>555426110I like them too. Adventure was kino. I even had a poster of picrel.
>>555431804What kind
>>555432392
Wait, does the prostate make the gay thoughts about Sonic males, or do the balls do that?
>back muscles keep spasming and making my spine hurt like shitgod fucking damn it not again
>>555432617Back problems are the fucking woooorst homie, sry to hear that
>>555432427This was my wallpaper for the longest time. All the characters looked great in this style imo.
>>555432592Don't fret Shadow, it could always be worse.
>>555432601it's actually the bulbourethral glands
He need sum milk.
>>555432601The prostate makes them and the balls store them.
>>555432617sounds like you need electrolytes
>>555432468The based kind.
https://youtu.be/GWMSvX4Q218?si=MkDYPb_LUfIHXGWMWhat type of shit goes down in club Rouge, you think?
>>555432617Change positions. Stretch out slowly and carefully if it helps, but don't go too far or you'll make it worse. Drink some water and drink at least 3 big cups per day. Eat a banana and try to have one every day or two, the potassium will help your body heal muscles. Apart from that just try to rest. Back pain can take upto 2 or 3 weeks to heal up properly. E-102 Gamma.
>>555431949Some hair.. like a shoulder-length bob or something?
Why doesn't Tails add extra seat to his plane so Sonic can actually sit down instead of hanging on the wing like a mongoloid?
>>555432727SAME. I had this wallpaper for years. This image was so cool.
>>555431045You stopped getting along with people?
>>555432904Lots of stuff that's perfectly legal and even more stuff that's totally not.
>>555432882>you thought Tails was a girl at some pointWas this really that common of a misconception for people to look at Tails and go>hmm yes that is a girl
>>555432948How’s he gonna add more seats to a bi-plane?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8fPHcvyVIs
>>555432808Your shits all fucked up and you talk like a fag.
>>555432882bottom left but shadamy
>>555433050Turn it into a triplane!
>>555432370>>555432723kekWhy was Sage sad?
>>555432979No I mean slurs stopped giving me the giggles when I learned what sex was like
>>555427469Who did you empty it to?
>>555433156What are you talking about? That doesn't follow anything I've said.
>>555431949Love the hat.
themysticalforestzone
>>555432958I feel like they really bought their A-game when it came to the art to try to make it feel like it was something new and fresh since it was their big 3D transition.Off topic but I love the music too and the story is one of the best we've hadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-9FaXg5NOkPlus it's where the Sonic Adventure pose came from.
>>555430931Yes, DEI is a globalist program to enforce certain social norms top down by withholding investment funding from those who don't comply. It applies to everything.
>>555432617Drink 2 shots of whiskey, eat 2-3 bananas, take 1-2 Tylenol, and finally a Benadryl. You should be perfectly fine in the morning. Alternatively, if you live at home, you can try raiding your family medicine cabinet for Cyclobenzaprine, a muscle relaxer. 1 pill and some sleep should work.
>>555431949You guys made that one alien lizard chick from Archie but sluttier
>>555433239He's saying "racist jokes" are immature.
>>555433269I used to make Flash forum banners that would play music when clicked. Good times.
>>555432882i was that kid who knew he was a boy from the start and had to inform people he wasn'tnever really hated or loved sally honestly, i was too much of a gamefag to have much of an interest in the comics and the artstyle turned me off SATAM for a while as a kid
>>555433312DEI is a blatant scapegoat psyop that does more harm to the communities it's pretending to help than good.
>>555433152Because Miku is her oshihttps://x.com/that_gg2078/status/1932985814092238937
>>555433296
>>555432093>>555432947she's really coming together.... add more, now we need colors
>>555433170My go to is a webm of Tails humping a guy's face and finishing in his mouth.I get absolutely diamonds to the thought of Tails using me for his pleasure, and then the second my balls are empty I think of jumping off a bridge and ending it all. Is this common?
>>555433364Oh shit we did...I like to think this is how the creative process at archie at the time was handled.
>>555433371Oh, but I'm not joking. I'm serious. It just happens to still be funny.
Shadow has involuntary lewd dreams about Maria. They're on earth and she's now a young lady, cuddling in a lily field. Her hands touch his fluffy chest and Shadow feels hot. She kisses him and his heart pounds. Her hands are touching him softly, feeling him. Her hot skin is pressed against him. She tells him she loves him. He startles awake, rock hard, stares at nothing, then shuts his eyes again. Briefly, he wishes falling to Earth killed him.
>>555433478Ah, of course. Cute!
>>555433049I’m convinced it’s a psyop to normalize nu coward Tails. There’s no way that many kids were that dumb and blind
>>555433516
>>555433673She's perfect.
>>555433673Could make her white like an albino 'gator or whatever. Give the scars a very light shade of pink or red.
>>555433903>psyop to convince everyone that they thought Tails was a girl at one point>the information about wanting to make Charmy Bee into a trapreally makes you think
>>555433763The topic touched upon racist jokes at some point. Whether it was you or not doesn't matter, it's part of the conversation. Your personal opinion means nothing to me.
>>555433903they literally look at this nigga and go>YESSSS YESSSS RUIN HIM!!! STRIP OF ALL THAT MAKES WHOLE!!!! HE MUST SUFFEEEERRRRR!!!!
>>555433978kek
>>555433364kek
>>555434019>Could make her white
>>555434164It's a water sprout....
Does anyone else think this fan game is a fucking scam? They've been showing off everything else BUT the actual gameplay.
>>555433747Haha! They're totally sisters now.
>>555434109I'm still insanely pissed I overslept when these released. I was going to get all three, now I can't find the Tails ones in my size, which were the main ones I wanted.
>>555434095Actually they (SEGA) look at him and go>KAWAII~ but you know what would make him even cuter? If he was helpless and needed to be saved by Sonikku. His character development? Eh don't worry about it just make him cute.
>>555434164
>>555434247>chinkmost likely is
>>555433795Oof.
>>555433673I was originally going to say some form of orange, but that might be a little too on the nose considering>>555433747>>555434203
>>555434203>she inOf fucking course. Chroniclesfag is something else.
>>555434095They really want to make him the tortured character when Shadow is right there
If Professor Torii is Maria's sister, then there's going to be an interaction between her and Shadow, possibly having people ship them and ruining Shadria! Oh no!
>>555434365>*she's
>>555434209Racist mo'fucker.
>>555434423She'd be too old for him. You're telling me that bitch is literally over 50?
>>555434423>Professor Torii is Maria's sisterthat wont make sense, because she had to be as old as eggman for that to be true.
>>555434247since when did sonic fans care about gameplay?
>>555434539Older than Eggman actually. Since Eggman is under 50.
>>555434350do it DO IT
>>555434247Didn't they get crush 40
Spagonia is Unleashed's only legally
>>555434758bro the cancelled roblox game got the singer for Crush 40 that doesn't mean anything
>>555433836
The movies have humans that are unrelated to EggmanThe latest mainline game has humans that are unrelated to EggmanSonic Prime has humans that are unrelated to EggmanThe manga has humans that are unrelated to Eggman IDW is now weird
>>555434885
>>555434801>Twilight Town
>>555434485
Her ring bracelets even has the same design as Shadow's ring inhibitors...>>555434536Doesn't matter when most of the fandom genuinely believes that Shadow is a 50 years old man anyways...>>555434539There's a lot of people especially in fictional works that are old but can still look young like with many Japanese people irl
>>555434913IDW comic does not need any goddamn humans.
Imagine how much worse the Tumblr shit in the background would be if they had to draw humans
>>555434913>The latest mainline game has humans that are unrelated to EggmanDid it? Also IDW is set on Forces parallel world.
>>555434423>>555435053>Shadow will try to breed with her>Won't do it unless she wears a blonde wig and blue dress
god spoke to me through gabby again...
>there are people who believe Shadow stopped aging because they put him on a capsule with drugs to keep him unconscious
>>555435412That's dumb.
Sup niggas. Look at the happy ass Tails I drew. what if i drew him with weed instead. anyways fuck niggas send me images to make awesome
watched Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein yesterday and all I could think about was how similar it was to Shadow's origin. Gerald did wanted to play as God and ended up paying for it. Both the creature and Shadow are also immortal and will have to witness eveyone pass away eventually.Elizabeth's and the creature relationship was too similar to Maria's and Shadow one, and both had to see their girls perish in front of themI'm amazed not so many people noticed itkinda wish Shadow was Gerald's creation in the movies just like in the games and not some random Oklahoma alien
>>555434913You are not only wrong, you are stupidSonic prime is exactly like IDW. We only see other mobians, and the only humans in the whole world are other versions of eggman
>>555435532
>>555435071IDW needs more boobies.
>>555435689I'm two steps ahead of you. They specifically say in the first episode that they aren't related to each other making my statement technically correct.
>>555435403I think you mean. god spoke to me through gabby again...uuuuuu.
>>555435807I think you mean.uuu uuuuu uu uu uuuuuuu uuuuu uuuuu...uuuuuu.
>>555435690Cute girl spotted.
>>555435053Dont make sense, if she was her daughter, maybe...
>>555435354Haha Shadow's love for Maria will never disappear easily like that. I don't want to imagine how cringe the dialogue will be with Torii, though. It'll be funny if she's a red herring and Maria's sister is actually just this random old lady on her deathbed
>>555435938Stinky girl.
>>555435752
There is no way Marais sister isn't going to appear later
>>555436042she will get demoted into trivia
>>555435938career photo bomber
>>555436287I can't deny she's an absolute photo bomb(shell).
>>555435532Why is every Tailsfag in here (including me) an alcoholic?
>eva created tori>she is actualy maria's sister>she is 30
>>555436042Why did they include Tori in the Sonic 3 movie then?
>>555416217Bruh.
>>555436574>evanfix'd
>>555434008>>555434019she is complete. what shall her name be?
Tori will appeal to millennial women. No different with Fionna from Adventure Time nowadays.
>>555436545Wait, I thought it was just me. I'm drinking Bourbon right now, what about you guys?
>>555436837By being an adult female?
>>555436869Haven't drank in the past few days because I want a tolerance break but my go to is Vodka. If I can't get that then Four Loko but fighting off the hangover from those is a bitch.
>>555436783Surprisingly cute. Awesome work senpai.
OwOhttps://x.com/i/status/2016254067014598995
Hey /sthg/, I'm not usually from these parts, but I'd thought I'd pop in and say SONIC IS FRIGGIN' AWESOME! That's all, have a good day.
>>555436783WHAT IN TARNATION!?
>>555435661maybe they will spin it back the other way to keep the Frankenstein parallels
>>555437076
>>555436574>they make her maria's sister>they start pushing shadow into her>because "character development" shadow now have to move away from maria>tori and shadow will become partners>tori is maria if she was alive
>>555437043You get hangovers? I've never been hungover before, fortunately. I'm unfortunately not cute and small like Tails, so I can probably drink 20+ shots of vodka, or anything else hard, before I even feel tipsy. I've never had a 4loko before, but I've had cutwaters. Are they similar?
>>555437234Chauvelz Madonna meme used to be really popular but now every time someone posts it, this image gets posted along with someone saying that she is a pedo rapist for shipping rails
>>555437497Never had cutwaters but they're similar in alcohol percentage so I guess the bitterness is going to be the same. I think the hangovers are an age thing, I used to never get them but as I got older, they started happening more and more.
>>555436783AlliAs in alligator
>>555437609All it means is that she's based and she shouldn't listen to prudes.
>>555437643>hangovers are an age thingHow old are you? I'm 29.
>>555437351>predictable dialogue of tori being impressed with shadow's high iq >tails gets cucked and ppl spam "shadow hates tails" meme
>>55543788230. Maybe I'm just not hydrating enough.
HELLO GUYS. JUST GOT BACK. MORE AWESOME ART SOON XD
>>555437981Happy woof is scary.
>>555437974It also helps that I'm 6'4 and 250lbs. The alcohol just doesn't hit me the same.
>>555436545The smartest minds deal with the harshest mindsets. Not to say tailsfags are smart, some probably just PTSD.
In the end, the outcome was nothing but a memory
>>555438225I'm 6'3" and 270 so we should be able to drink the same amount. A year or two ago when I was deep into the shit I was going through a 1.75 liter every 3 days.>>555438256It started out as a boredom thing for me. Had nothing to do but game and got bored of that so started drinking and gaming. Don't touch alcohol kids.
>>555437969>tails move from sonic as character development
I am all of bee
HOLY WOWZERS HELLO GUYS. ANITHER HAPPY ART PIECE FOR A HAPPY BOYHAPPY DAY YAYYYYYYSEND ME MORE ART PLZ
>>555438653sonurge
>>555438410Years ago I wanted to become an alcoholic, seemed like I would at least, but for various different reasons hadn’t. Sounds really stupid, yeah. Then recently my past came back to haunt me.https://youtu.be/Yhbe3ueCLPw?si=gGsYgglSPzgrcIe8
>>555438653Replace ketchup with Tabasco, and that should be me.
What would Tails' favorite liquor be?
>>555438942mint julep
>Tails has been mishandled so badly for so long that his fans have resorted to alcoholism.
maddy....
Silver and Blaze is childhood.Surge and Kit is adulthood.
I didn't realize I was among so many fellow alcoholics. Personally I'm scotch and bourbon drunk...
>>555438410I'll be honest, at my worst I was going to Costco and buying several cheap 1.75 liters. I'd finish one in 2 nights, do 3 nights of water/Gatorade, and then start another 1.75. What kind of snacks do you eat with your alcohol? I actually eat either avocado, tomatoes, or nuts with my alcohol, and I'm not sure if it's placebo or not but I'm never really in any pain in the morning. The only thing I try not to do is drink before 4pm. It just feels trashy.
HELLO SONURGE GUYHERE IS ART MANHAPPY IS SO HAPPYEVERYONE MUST BE HAPPYSEND MORE ART FUN TIME YEAH!
>/sthg/ alcoholics support group
>>555438636>Sayonara, Vector the crocodile
>>555439330what the fuck
>Shiro Maekawa
>>555439330Surge with hair looks like shit
>>555439387
>>555439491
ANOTHER HAPPY DAY HOORAYBUNNIE IS HAPPIER NOWSEND MORE ART PLZ
>>555439328Ahhh, there's the difference. I've been drinking daily for a bit now and I've been trying to stop just because it makes me feel like shit honestly but that probably explains why I get hangovers and you don't.Nuts and fruits are actually very good to have while drinking, it helps give you nutrients and minerals that'll help keep you hydrated. I've gotten into the habit of making an omelet and/or greenbeans and mushrooms. Idk how but I somehow cook well when I'm drunk.Also same, I try not to drink before the sun starts going down in case I need to do anything or an emergency happens.>>555439241The only bourbon I've had is Jim Bean. I used to be able to drink Whiskey until one time at a party I decided to down a whole fucking liter of Jack and some Fireballs and woke up puking for the entire next day. The smell just makes me want hurl nowadays.
>>555439605I, Rouge the Bat, now pronounce Shadow The Hedgehog and E-123 Omega husband and wife.
>>555439667sonia
How many dollars is one ring?How many rings is one red ring?How many rings to buy a cup of tea?
>>555439730>The smell just makes me want hurl nowadays.That's for the best, friend. I can only hope you develop an aversion to all alcohol in the long run and can free yourself.
>>555439913I think rings as currency one of a hell of a stupid idea.
HAPPY DAYOH JOYOUS HAPPY DAYSO MUCH FUN HOORAYSEND MORE ART PLEASWE
>>555440035You hate things that make sense?
>>555440120you need to be stopped
>>555440120SUNDAY MONDAY HAPPY DAYSTUESDAY WEDNESDAY HAPPY DAYSTHURSDAY FRIDAY HAPPY DAYS
>tfw blessed with some sort of genetic anomaly that makes all alcohol taste like motor oilmakes it hard to socialize in a drinking culture though
>>555440298I don't hate it, i just find it stupid.Rings just spawn everywhere, so it's like you go into the street, pick up 5 rings and the buy some coffee. There's even a quest on Sonic 06 that a guy ask you to pick rings for him to use on a festival because he is too lazy to pick himself.
>>555433694Nice, I think I know what webm you're talking about, I don't like the way it's drawn though unfortunately. I usually prefer to imagine I'm in a more active role, although I want to pleasure him as well of course.>I think of jumping off a bridge and ending it allPlease don't do that. Maybe jerking off to cartoon characters isn't particularly honorable, but there are way worse things in the world. I hope you can be happy, and healthy.
>>555440434I never tried out motor oil. What’s the difference between 0w-20, 5-20, 10-30, and so on?
>>555440120>]he made sonurge in character
>>555440514I should say taste like the way motor oil smellsthough apparantly that doesn't stop some dedicated alcoholics from legitimately drinking the stuff if no real booze is on hand so I don't know
>>555440434Oh trust me anon. You do not drink vodka for the flavor. You drink it to get drunk.
>>555440339>>555440385HOORAY I'LL MAKE YOU ALL HAPPY FOREVERSO SEND ME MORE ART REQUESTS PLEASEHOORAY
>>555440676Chris x Maria
>>555440569well I hate being drunk toothinking is hard enough sober
We all just wanna go back to being that bright eyed and bushy tailed boy, from before that fucking R E D A C T E D
>>555440723>hate being drunkWish I were you honestly. I'm the goofy-happy type of drunk.
>>555440676Please teach those sonurge faggots a lesson
>>555440819>I'm the goofy-happy type of drunk.Sex with anon.
>>555440862Sorry, I'm not gay.
>>555440723WHY SO SAD BE HAPPYSHE LIKES ME A LOTSO BE HAPPY YAYYYYY
>>555440120make it more wholesome and sexy
>>555440972I love this anon
>>555440972Anon are you tripping on ecstasy or something?
>>5554409724QUAN THE BEST NAMEFAG AROUND
>>555440972The only Italian Whisper loves is the Italian sub.
>>555436783I think Paleo the Raptor could work, get it, paleo because she's pale?
>>555435914I am having, Gabby. Thank you.
>>555440676Sonic and Eggman kissing passionately
>>555440569>>555440723>>555440819I've never drunk alcohol. What does being drunk feel like?
Should IDW Sonic get its own "Sonic Universe" side-comic?
>>555441425rofling my copter right nowdo you sait it like "pale-leo" or "palio"
>>555441559Polio. The ‘a’ is silent.
I haven't been around much lately, can someone give me the lore on this drawfag?
>>555441551Numb, tired and a bit sickly if you go too far.
>>555441459having what???
draw sonic and surge making love
>>555441818*fun>my drunk ass
>>555441869But that's gay.
>>555441551That's a hard question to answer because everyone experiences drunkenness differently at different levels. But generally:1 shot/can of beer - Easier to destress yourself.Lightly drunk/Tipsy - Light headed and social inhibitors start falling. Very minor decrease in motor and balance.Moderately drunk - I like to call it "empty headed", basically you're not thinking through your thoughts anymore, they're rushing past you before you can think them through but you can still catch yourself doing stupid shit. Risk taking is increased because your anxiety and fear is start melting. Motor and balance is starting to become noticeably hamperedVery drunk - You're not really thinking anymore, just doing whatever comes to your brain. Motor and balance is shot, you will be stumbling. (For me at least) Everything starts becoming unserious to you as if you're a character in a video game.Blackout - You are not conscious anymore and will probably not remember anything for a while. You will barely be able to walk and you're basically just a flesh body responding to stimulus if that makes any sense.
>>555441551Imagine what you would be like if you were significantly more stupid than you are now and also you don't care and also you feel good.
I HAVE TO SLEEP SOON AND HAVE GOOD DREAMS AND SMILE AND NOT HAVE BAD DREAMSLET ME DRAW ONE MORESPD64 IS SO HOT AND LIKES ME SO MUCH
>>555442254Good night, 4quan.
>>555441924>having fun unironically
>>555442357>all the autists are asleep>all the drunks are postingPeak fun hours
>>555442357>>555442437Its happy hour!
>>555442437>CoronaIdk what it is but that shit tastes like literal piss water until you put a lime or lemon in it. Then it's fantastic.Apple Cider is my favorite casual drink.
>>555442413>Blaze's negative thighs >Silver's negative muscles
>>555442518I adore a hard apple cider too.
>>555430734Why Sketch?
It was nice talking to you fellow drunkard but I must go to bed too. Don't abuse your liver too much.
>>555442616Goodnight sweet drunken prince.
>>555442518I've had that exact bottle before and it was actually pretty good. As in I'd actually drink it daily and casually if it didn't have alcohol in it.
>>555436783better than our last creation
>>555443226what's her full name?
>>5554422874QUAN IS MY TAGANYWAYS I GO TO SLEEP NOW. MORE HAPPY ART TOMORROW. HOORAY GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE
bitches love the hog
>>555441692>>555442180>>555441967Thanks for the answers>Easier to destress yourself.>Light headed and social inhibitors start falling.This is the only part that sounds desirable.
Uuuuuuu....
whisper is not an autistic babyand she is not a bipolar psychoshe is a badass mercenary with a past
>>555444234mhm...sure wish it was shown like that consistently
>>555444234what is that invisible phenomena moving through her hair
>>555438636lol
Whisper needs her vest pulled doneConstantly and consistently
>>555444234its way too late to try to push this narrative
>>555444473Isn't that just what the character was meant to be? It just means they've been writing her wrong.
>>555444234I thought Shadow was a bipolar crybaby until I learned about Whisper
We wrote Whisper wrong, as a joke!
>climb a small tree>immediately starts sweating profusely How fucking fat?
>>555444768Ok, in this one particular frame, her tits are VERY fucking fat.I'm surprised she could reach the tree.
>>555444561"Wrong writing" is all she'll ever have considering no one will supplant EvanIan on the IDW book. Ergo, their wimpy characterization may as well BE her base characterization.
>>555445029If the game characters are OOC, then it's fair to say the comic characters can also be OOC, even if it's their debut. It doesn't fit their profile, so it's OOC.
Fixing is no longer an option. How do we kill IDW?
>>555445413Do what we did to get rid of Pontaff:Find some new writer and beg Sega to hire them and fire the previous guys.
>we
Oui
No
Weed
Puyo Puyo collab art
>>555445297Why do people defend smug cunts like this? They're insufferable.
i still don't think we've seen a proper anti-sonic>scourgewas driven to conquest by his ego, not his beliefs>surgewas hypnotized into being who she was and is still figuring out her motives>the enddestroyed worlds also for the sake of its ego and enjoyment, not due to any ideologyi want a character that has the same philosophy that sonic does - ignore all the rules, disregard morality, do what your heart drives you to - but then have their heart be pulled in the direction opposite to sonic's:instead of thinking that people should be free to live their lives to the fullest, they'd believe that because life is so short and things come and go so easily, everyone would be better off if there was nothing for them to have lost to begin with.they'd see everything that sonic does and agree with the lengths he goes to in order to live by his values. but instead of his values of freedom and fulfilment, they'd be driven by nihilism, depression, and having given up on the world, and would act to bring others under the same ideologylook up meteion from ff14 for a very close comparison
>>555445726A good game that should be 20 bucks instead of 60
>>555445730Because they're just like her.
>>555445762I don't think anyone calls The End anti Sonic. Is just an embodiment of death
>>555430924>I turn 30 in Octobersame bro, fearsome wizard powers here we come
>>555445762>his beliefsSonic has no "beliefs" >Just a guy who loves adventure>Live for the moment>justice? fuck that. I just felt like itScourge has no "beliefs" neither>Just a guy who fucks with others lole>GALS AND BEER>justice? fuck off with that moralfag trash bro
>>555445762>>555446971 (Me)AddingIf you consider "living for the moment" to be an ideology, then "GALS AND BEER" also qualifies as one
>>555447038Our hero. He just hates the government because he feels like it
>>555447038You know, this virtue signaling is also a testament that Sonic is indeed more popular than everNo one was doing that with Sonic in 2017 during the first admin
>>555447373>No one was doing that with Sonic in 2017 during the first adminBecause that wasn't the narrative that the democrats were running at the time.
>>555447373We always got political memes with Sonic though
Sex with mobian children
>>555444650Stream that film if your so great.
>>555447860but why
>>555445762Darkseid is really the only character Sonics fought who's fundmentaly Sonic's opposite.
>>555447572And they are now? Care to point out where in their Platform/Manifesto is it
Woohoo!
>>555448210It says in the Democratic Guidebook for 2026 that Sonic is their best friend because he's gay and takes it up the ass just like them
When is episode 2?
>>555448373episode 2 of what
>>5554483735 minutes
>>555448210https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e__wgFikqMYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8eIdUjJET4Their manifesto is whatever gets them elected, as it always has been.ANYWAY, Sonic 06 sux.
Sonic will have kids in your timeline
>>555448645>Tails fucked Cosmo and Creamwtf
>>555448645Sonic will die before he ever even touches a vagina
>>555448746I think the implication is that Aurora is the fully grown seed that Cosmo left
>>555448645We all know they will keep the status quo forever more
>>555448756The closest he ever got to pussy
>>555448645This image ia false, i already impregnated Cream
>>555449031Cream isn't real
>>555448756How'd he have kids in Archie then?
>>555449468he didn't mean archienic
>>555448936Haha so funny, I'm laughing so hard right now
Sonic is sterile, he doesn't have balls, testicles wouldnt be aerodynamic and slow him down
>>555448430The Chaotix Casefiles. Speaking of, why is no one here talking about it? I even checked previous threads.
>>555449567It's all internal, mobians have those dolphin pockets.
>>555449632I did. I posted about Espio's lactose intolerance
>>555449745Nice, I didn't see that post
>>555449632Nobody cares about the chaotix
>>555449632>why is no one here talking about it?Because we don't care?
Talk about Chaotix here!>>555449789>>555449789>>555449789
>>555449632Because it's western made slop
>>555449785ST cares about the Modern Chaotix.
>>555449853You talk about the comics all the time, for entire threads, for hours, daily, over months.
