Love Bite Edition>Latest patch:https://www.playdeadlock.com/oldgods>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>555477197
im gonna marry silver (We're both trans)
>>555515660YOSHIFIX HELPERS AND MY SOUL IS YOURS
SEX WITH THE DOORMAN!!!
This is the Paige that you just called a useless healslut. Please apologize.
>>555515660less than 24 hours until silver
>>555515660>Paige openly lusts for the cock of half the male cast>still gets drawn as a dyke
>>555515756doors didn't work properly for like 2 monthsget comfortable
Grok generate an image of Rem's followers all forcing themselves up his asshole against his will
>>555515862You seem to have confused Paige with Lash
>billy and rem both get in first Hopefully icefrog gets the message that we want more monster heroes and less generic gachagirl designs
Rem is a sleep paralysis demon
>>555516135and both are disappointments
sexy wendigo lady in a latex catsuit hero when?
>>555516223Rem is a cuteness demon.
I just found Rem's hideout and everything about it makes me wanna cry.The music box, the little helper reading a picture book, sleepy helper wrapped up in a blanky.UOOOHHHH!!! CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!!THANK YOU VALVE THANK YOU VALVE THANK YOU VALVE THANK YOU VALVE!!!
>>555516135more like "having furrybait characters was a mistake"
>A boon from our patronWhat? You are MY patron. Why is the hidden king like this.
>>555516135I want another fucked up eldritch thing but one that isn't doing as good a job of fitting in compared to Doorman.
>>555516263>>555516262>>555515889Imagine butchering and eating this little bird. Bet he'd taste so damn good.
>>555516291Go play Highguard.
Vyper is my Wyfer
>Get old main during match>"Ewwwwww">Play like thanosBreaks help
Paige's killing spree portrait makes her look too fat
>>555516423He's a griffon
>>555516535>too fatContradiction in terms.
>>555515818Thats a man
>>555516562>griffonHe is an owl bird. A night owl if you will hare hare hare, idc if he has a tail hes an owl.
all ivy players are disgusting scum of the earth jews
give me the inquisitor
EVERY GAME I HAVE ONE NIGGER INTING GOING 2-10 FIX MATCHMAKING
>>555515818I wasn't aware of your... condition, allow me to apologize by taking you to the best all-you-can-eat restaurant in town
>>555516659griffons are part bird
MIIIINA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIIIIIISE UPPP AND TAKE WHAT YOU DESEEEEEEEEERRRRRVVVVE
best part about rem is that when you kill the little freak he always drops the biggest orb
>>555516764This shit aint hype btw
>>555516423rem for thanksgiving
any futas of the new guys yet?
where are my graves votersi just surpassed 100
>>555516806I too want to rub my foot on Rems ass.
>>555516659i mean, griffons are often described as half bird of prey, half lion instead of eagle specifically and owls ARE birds of pray so i'd say it's fair to call him a dream owl griffon thing (anthro)
>>555516846
man wtf, why doesn't the game auto end
>>555516838need you dead
>team without Rem wins
>>555516846mine counters yours>>555517010fuck you
Warden has the best voice of the cast and it's not even closeHe sounds so fucking cool.
>>555516846115
>>555517181its bland and boring just like his design and gameplay
>>555516803okay yeah the Sapphire Flame was way better than Arch Mothershe went fucking ham and it was great
Why does Seven do ninja kicks and shit, I thought he'd be a more practical guy when it came to fighting.It makes me see him in a similar light to Bill from Kill Bill
>Late to the party in trying out the game>2-5 cheaters every match
>>55551684620 slowly growing...
I want to suck on Rem's pp while playing with his cute hole to get him to experience multiple full body dry orgasms before he finally releases he intoxicating shota milk.I"ll die of happiness if he tugs at my arm in the future to ask "C-can we play grown ups again daddy?~"
venator will win because all the porn addicts are split
>>555517314thats just an EU problemI haven't seen a cheater since last december
>valve designed the tourist character to be a high skill ceiling support which killed the hypelmao
>>555517304because its cool
>>555517448what killed the hype for me is that i have to spam 10 brool games to get 1 real deadlock game with him
>>555515660finally getting the hang of Mina when I realized I need to just fuck it and play aggressive since love bites stack faster the closer you areit's kinda fucked though, she's insanely flimsy so if I'm not careful I just get raped
>>555517412
time to filter "rem"i'd rather have these faggots executed but it'll have to do
>>555517581Alright thanks for announcing your psycho murder desires
>>555516135furries are insanely autistic, any furbait was bound to winfurry pedophiles are worse, which is why Rem won.Anyone who creates, posts, or jerks to Rem porn needs to be castrated, their skin flayed and flesh salted
>>555517524it was like that for the previous vote too
i have a full time job btw
>>55551684686
>>555517412Suck my weeny faggot
Is it okay that he has a headshot magnet?
>>555517448>the reason why the player count declined is because they didn't add the character I wanted>it has nothing to do with today being a weekday
>>555516665It aint much, but its honest work>>555516846Sorry, not I
>>555517757>billynigger having shit taste
Rem's gun is fucking ridiculousExpect that if they ever buff this character for Gun Rem to be the fucking way to play him
>>555517756i mean it's better in a way because 10 brool games are way shorter than 10 regular games and i might sometimes get a warm up rem game
>>555517189>>555517010>graves chads are drifterGODSas expected
>>555517314how can you tell when someone is cheating?
>>555517772people haven't started abusing it yet, I think it's fine since he has no damage. shoots from an awkward angle and you still have to be aiming close to the head.
Threadly reminder that REM and all REM VOTERS have killed the hype for the patch. Deadcuck didnt even reach 60k today.
Glad to see we have plenty of graveschads
>>555517773
>>555517559>she's insanely flimsy so if I'm not careful I just get rapedjust proc LB, hit them with rake, and back off until it's ready again tbdesudon't do this unless you've got your blink up though or if you're absolutely certain you can get out without itjungle camps and minion waves are basically living medkits for mina, that coupled with your frontloaded burst damage means short trades are often very favorable for you since you can heal any damage off more easily and you likely do more damage in that brief period
>>555517892Just finished my 10th game and it seems the most common cheats are speed hacks, Soul hacks and damage hacks
Smoked em
>>555517181>NEVER SHOW FEAR, NO MATTER THE ODDS!
>>555517945The skill ceiling of this game is obnoxiously high. It will never be super popular.
>>555517448there is nothing high skill-ceiling about Remonce you know how support actives work in this game you just press the right ones on CD, remember to curse/whatever the fuck elsehis skills are braindead easy to use. The only thing hard to use is his ult but only because sleep is more niche than other big play stuns like black hole etc.
>>555517181>drop down from boosted zip line onto the enemy>I'LL TAKE ON ALL OF YOU
>>555518084>skill ceilingThat's not even the problem.The problem is all the things you needed to learn just to play the game at a basic level.
>>555517945I votedbest kindergartener woncope seethe cum
Bebop's mom has got it goin' onBebop's mom has got it goin' onBebop's mom has got it goin' onBebop's mom has got it goin' onBebop, can I come over after bro-o-o-o-ool? (After brool)I can teach you a thing about being co-co-o-o-o-ool ('bout bein' cool)Did your mom get back from her scrapyard shift? (Scrapyard shift)Is she there, or is she trying to give me the sli-i-i-i-ip? (Give me the slip)You know, I'm not the little Lash that I used to beI'm all beefed up now, baby, can't you see?Bebop's mom has got it goin' onBebop's mom has got it goin' onBebop's mom has got it goin' onBebop's mom has got it goin' onBebop, do you remember when I kicked your ass? (Kicked your ass)Your mom came out wearing a welding ma-a-a-a-ask (Welding mask)I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (Way she stared)And the way she said, "Can you just stay over there" (Stay over there)And I know that you think it's just a fantasyBut since you're just a bot, your mom could use a stud like me!Bebop's mom has got it goin' onShe's all I want and I've waited for so longBebop, can't you see? You just can't compete with meI know it might be wrong... but I'm in love with Bebop's mom
>>555516846I'm at 140 right nowThough this might be my 130 screenshot
Why won't the rem Homos give me a blowjob?
>>555518084The skill floor is also highAnd the matchmaking sucks which makes getting past the acclimation phase almost impossibleWhen this game fucking comes out in 2 years people with 0 FPS 0 Moba experience are going to get matched up against fuckers with 2k hours
>>555518198seeker exists and is filled with players who don't know how to play. Its not an issue.
I wasn't hyped about Rem but the anti-Rem spammers are so annoying and dishonest that I'm coming around on him.
>>555518271You dont have that shota rizz unc
>>555518051yeah but how can you actually tell?I have a lot of hours in this game since early closed beta and I truly don't know when/if I've encountered a hacker outside of very clear aimbots
Yoshi add more green item. Yoshi.
>>555518084>averaging 50k players on an invite only alpha test with no advertising or microtransactions along with a lack of a proper progression systemuhhh yeah bro its never breaking 100k!
>want to be a doctor, lawyer, a basket ball player>wtf what do you mean i have to memorize all these things to become x? im up against people with 45 years of experience!we were all new at one point, its a matter of will. also depends if youre filtered or not.
>>555518519I mean it might on release. For a bit.
>>555518234bro
>>555514424>TF2 fag can't even run the game properlyHuh???I have a shitty 8 gigs of rams potato and it runs fine.Most of his criticism is just pure seething that people from old valve games won't like it. C'mon grandpa have you considered the world doesn't revolve around you and your refusal to move on from a 20 year old game? The more I listen just seethes at the concept of merging genres together without actually engaging the game on its own terms.
>>555518386I don't know just guessing since I always have less souls than my opponents and never had a positive k/d ratio
>>555518369im 40 years old
>>555518612withered bebop real?
This is why the player count is no high
>>555518325>Its not an issueOh fuck off, retard.Do you think people would enjoy playing a game because they can feel dumb about themselves while being accompanied with all other dumb fucks?There's nothing more frustrating than not knowing what's going on and how to play a game.
>>555515889>release doorman>doors get stopped by every randomly jutting out doodad on every wall>placing doors becomes just spamming randomly on a wall until it turns green
>game gets up to second long stutters when turning fast, especially during fightsIs this intentional?
>>555518685this except the 15 and 0 are swapped
>>555518685Perfectly balanced by the way!!!! Buy le slowing hex and disarming hex!!!>*dodges it*
>>555518603>MOBAs one of the most famously addictive genres has finally a new game that isn't dogshit and is made by valve and already has a fervorous following>"yeah this isn't gonna retain a player base"
>>555517945Deadlock is just Highguard.>>555518519It's a free open beta.I'm still plan on buying a cake and eating the whole damn when Icefrog finally dies and Valve moves onto games that aren't dated as fuck.
>>555517757>Eat sleep work Venator repeatDamn bro
>>555518837i lost my mind when i found out she has invincibility during the disappear. she dodged my curse and her voice line is "THIS PLACE SUCKS" as she runs off
>>555514424>>555518624Imagine skirting around saying "Ad hominem" because you can't reconcile with the fact that running at game at 30fps might impact your opinion on it.
I tried playing a normal game and forgot I had to buy items multiple times
did they make calico and infernus so annoying to psyop people into being racist?
>>555518685high skill ceiling. Most Minas are retarded and get raped repeatedly and buy shit items t. Mina main who has to wait that shit every time I don't get her It is legitimately so painful when a teammate gets Mina and goes like 0/18
>>555518325And new players will still get shitstomped by those seekers, I see it all the time.
>>555518738heralds on dota have several thousand hours usually, they might have intellectual disabilities though
enemy team:>victor>paige>rem
>>555518868Tell that to Paragon/Gigantic/Paladins/Smite/HotS/HoN
Never had a migraine before but today I woke up with blurred spots in my vision, a terrible headache, and pains in my eyes all day long that I could barely even turn on my PC until now (still hurts to look at)Is this because I've been playing too much Deadlock? I've been spamming games all day since the update. Today is the only day I haven't played
>>555518234>Bebop's momNot accurate to Lash's character.Bebop's dad*
>>555519071drink some water nigga
>>555519058Anyone with a brain can tell you why this is different. Saw a good video essay about and one core thing is that Deadlock isn't just attracting the MOBA crowd (a crowd who almost never gives up their main games) but is attracting normalfags and shooterfags to the genre
Vote our boondock saint priest in, OR ELSE
Haze does too much damage during laning phase. She's impossible to trade into and her stacks need to fall off way quicker
>>555519071sounds like you hurt your eye while sleeping.Do you have a cat that jumped on your face and landed on your eyeball last night?
>>555518949her 2 is so fucking bustedalso every Mina buys DB too so curse is a MUSTbtw the curse projectile is SLOWER than the slowing hex projectile
>>555519270If Silver unlocks tomorrow then sure
>>555518057>bragging about being the most broken character that still gets no meaningful nerfs.
>>555519270That movie was pretty awesome
Best early game Warden items?I see Monster Rounds and Kinetic Dash as the obvious two but not sure about more
>>555516838need you alive(futa chads are based)
>>555519287mind explaining why you're not 2/10?
>>555518868To be fair I don't see this hitting dota 2 peaks but it will easily get a 200k+ playerbase.The fact its already outdoing tf2 in a closed alpha where you to have fuck around with invites is a good sign.>>555518967Very typical shartynigger behaviour of just hiding yourself in irony and refusing to have a earnest bone in your body. LOL DID YOU THINK I WAS SERIOUS??? style homosexuality.
>still no irredeemable chud villain characterNo, Seven doesn't count. I want an actual scumbag who doesn't even play nice or has "nuance". I want a character so fucking vile that even the patrons fucking despise him and actively wish for his downfall. I want him to shout slurs or make up new ones for his opponents. I want him to be yelling with pure rage and vitriol at every given moment. I don't want someone who plays nice.
>>555519361Active reload.
>>555519287The fuck kind of retarded build are you making?
>>555515862Yes. Because it's better that way, unironically.
>>555519482That'd be mina
>>555519197What the fuck are you talking about anon? Every time Deadlocks player base goes up Dota 2 goes down by practically the same number. When Deadlock loses its players, Dota 2 goes up by roughly the same amount.It's ONLY attracting the moba crowd. The only difference is this is a Valve game, one of literally the biggest and richest gaming companies on earth. Just putting this shit on the front page is going to get a lot of people. The hype for games from them is unreal until the disappointment sets in.I don't know what kind of player base Dota 3 is going to have when it's out of open beta and seeing as how it's a Valve game I don't see how it can fail, but I sure as shit don't know anyone who wanted this.
>>555519343Graves releases tomorrow thoughbeit
>>555519482This would kinda based. But you basically want Drifter with Billy's personality
>>555519270I voted but I predict he's going to be a worse M1gger than Haze>>555519482Drifter already exists
>>555519482peopel will just tell you "billy bro" but he's just a rage baiter
>>555515862faggots being delusional? No way
>mina is korean>yamato is japanesewhere is the chink hero?
>>555519482Drifter already fits this perfectly, and unlike your "I want him to be yelling with pure rage and vitriol" retardation he's actually a good addition to the cast.
Okay are guides bait? Every time I've built one of the fucking "250% Winrate on Memesite.com" builds I've ended up eating shit and I'm starting to think maybe I should trust my instincts more instead of just blindly trusting this shit
>>555519716Warden redesign
>>555519716Shiv is the Monkey King
>Trying to learn Drifter>My entire fucking team keeps feeding that I'm forced to fucking just jungle 24/7
>>555519716isnt that why seven is wearing that hat
>>555519365imagine getting this slut drunk, shoving this head down on your cock and yanking her tail every time she tries to babble about lash
>>555519716We'll get one eventually. I want a chinese alchemist who's just here to turn people into living pills. Contrast him with Warden who uses alchemy to save the world while this nigga will kill innocent people to give himself a extra day of life.
>>555519793>get stamina mastery and resistancesIM THAT MONKEY
>>555519716>Chinese heroHERECOMESSUNWUKONG#9823759283475983479867983489634
>>555519482We do need an actual just Monster, though. We need a Primal Beast of our own.Make his lore be like that he's a manifestation of the Patron's will and is basically just a Super Trooper.
>>555518976this is retarded.Who gives a shit about bad Minas. Whatever fucking hero they would have played, they would be retarded with anyways
>>555515818
>>555519283she's not that good in lane compared to many others, her post laning is OP though. Then she gets fury trance and is basically unkillable for another 5 minutes.
>>555519482actually wasn't Wrecker something like thatthe lines from other heroes imply that he is absolutely monstrous, even more so than Driftah
>>555518685>wins lane for free with the best trading tools in the game>cant be counter itemed against due to disjointing everything>cant be focused down by frontline initiators due to aerial mobilityjust the most cancerous bitch ever if the enemy is competent (which is rare)
>>555517412Based
>>555518976anon drop a random mina tip im always looking to improve
I have two matches on Rem, both on brooool. I think he fucking sucks there but he should be pretty fun in the standard game mode.
Rem becomes very fun to play when you realise that you can use any items inside another player.
is rem a bird or a bat???
>try new herowish i could not be a waste of a slot like this
>>555520494bird
playing for the first time in a yearthis 4.8k souls threshold shit is stupid as fuck
>>555519716Chinese triad girl in a tight qipao that fires sentient, magically-infused fireworks at people.
>play brawl>enemy gets ginnis lash dynamo infernus>we get rem and miragegg
:)
>>555520536they really need to remove all the league of legends scaling as much as possible and make abilities stronger baseline instead to make it less gay when falling behind
>>555515660do paige and mina fuck?
>>555520530had no idea Mina was a fellow architect.
>buy curse more>start winning more gameshuh
graves if she was real
I admit I haven't played normal mode once since the update came out. Brawl has problems, but at least you spend a maximum of 20 minutes on it instead of the full 50 because the enemy team simply refuses to attack you and farms the jungle.
biggest cocks in the cast?
why do people want to fuck the green snake lady
>>555520945Good voice acting.
>>555520945you dont? are you gay?
>>555520892I've played the normal mode like 3 times and regretted it each one the shit never ends and is miserable trying to get people to group up
oldlock...home...
>tfw the only thing stopping me from playing Brawl are the subhuman Seven, McGinnis, Paige, and Bebop-only lockersMake it all random already you fucks.
>>555520945voice + personality
>>555520913Silver>>555520945Xcom
Im literally forced to play Doorman every brool because the niggers I get on my team never know how to deal with bebop pressing 4I actually hate these faggots so muchEnemy team gets 2 knockdowns, no one on our team picks it upBASED
>>555520976Oh okay>>555521000I haven't played her yet so I don't know if I'm gay or not.
>>555520872whats crazy is that I look like that
>>555520913Silver (Werewolf) > Geist > Silver > Paradox
>>555521024lmao great clip
>>555520892I'm back to playing regular too now instead of just brawl and I'm finding brawl a very nice way to chill after bad matches or loss streaks
>>555521024>old portraitssovl
>>555521024>I just remembered I left the oven on
>>555521024Map felt way taller back then
>>555521024https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrZq5vPKDEw
>>555521024It's amazing how nothing has changed in all this time. A new coat of paint and that's about it.
>>555521024Wow this looks much more vertical than the current map.
>>555521174>>555521046this meme is unfunny and you're all homos
>Get seraphim wings against calicoOH NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Shoulda invested in some anvils
>>555521304old map was so much better
What sort of person spends time doing this?
>want to play billy on street brawl>game freezes my entire PC when I die and start spectating allies only when I'm playing billythis game hates me and now I have a 3 hours leaver penalty because it's the third time my game froze up my whole PCthis update is really badly optimized
>>555521304>>555521396gotta appease the retard crowd who can't grapple with such concepts
>>555521478You're right. We all forgot that Celeste has an enormous horsecock.
>>555521539can't have retards confusing rapier with rape now, can we?
>>555516665Do better
>>555521693>>555521539I had the same thought they were probably worried about looking like a chud typing RAPEIER lol
>>555521539what?
>>555521024I miss the frame around the zipline, made it feel more refined
>>555516665>>555516764Need Venator to correcy Mina.
>>555520913Victor > power gap > Shiv > Drifter
>>555521717>voting for a childpedophiles post among us
>>555521826Abrams?
was venator always in the item shop in the lobby?
>>555519970Wukong old. Flying chingchong sword twink is new hotness.
>>555521891Shut the fuck up zoomer, you weren't even cognizant when the world was still a real place.
>>555521898LETS SEE WHAT THIS DICK CAN DO
>>555521904um yeah?
https://youtu.be/ZgrCPKeXDZY?t=131So what are people's thoughts on this? I didn't think Deadlock needed Overwatch/Rivals red outlines
Why can MIna feed her ass off and still nuke you to 1/2 with a love bite?
>>555520913Rem!
>>555520164Pretty much, he's supposed to be a grotesque monstrosity with bolted fairfax bits on him
>>555521904Since the patch dropped yeah.>>555519970To be fair I really liked Smite wukong.
>>555522095>>555522137I JUST noticed him yesterday, wild
>>555522097buzzword farming yayKill youtube essayists
>>555521993Now I want “you're courting death” character
>>555522097They're super cringe and are just pandering to the lowest denominator, how UI was downgraded in general
>>555522048im 50
>>555522097Just give these faggots a console command to turn those off if they want, solved.
dont need a surrender button for if I make 1 non pixel perfect mistake it just snowballs into a 30k deficit anyways
Could it be that the votes are completely irrelevant and the heroes release in a pre-determined order?
>>555520164>>555522120he needs to return now that apollo exists
>>555522371yes
>got completely stomped one game>next game the entire enemy team played like literal bots and went 0/15 or worseI want off matchmaking's wild rideThere's 56000 people playing right now, how the fuck can it even be this bad?
mina if she was a lesbian
>>555522097Hello there! Welcome to 4chan.Remember, advertisement is most effective when you contact the admins directly!https://4chan.org/advertise
>>555517428I'm a porn addict and I voted for Venator
>>555522371Rem release basically debunks this. Venator is the simplest and most complete character, so he would have been released first.
Biggest sluts in Deadlock:5. Paige4. Mina3. Vyper2. IvyUndisputed Whore Queen of New York: Holiday
>>555522371>Rem first>Billy first100% no KKKap
>>555516846110 and counting, wasted 3 on venator before changing my mind.
>>555522317Why would marvel players want to disable them? And don't call them faggots
>>555522371venator will be next as him and rem were worked on the longest
>>555522447>There's 56000 people playing right now, how the fuck can it even be this bad?Priority queue system
>>555522447ranks are fucked up due to returning playersI think MMR decays on its own as well so you have Ascendants in Ritualist etc.plus new people trying the game due to update
we need a ratman sewer cannibal
>>555522450>blah blah blah lesbianshut up dweeb
>>555522736im sure drifter has a furry mod for that
>>555522660>I think MMR decays on its own as well I doubt it since my first game in like 8 months was against the sweatiest fatties in the universe.
>>555522790take your pills emily
>>555516423brown hands
>>555522660>>555522808I feel like MMR is broken. I have a 75% winrate, played 30 games and I still haven't even increased a level
>>555522736Ratman and sewer gator hero are a must.
>>555522808I dunno, I had taken a break for a while after they changed the walkers and creeps because I found the game too fucking odd to play now and was in Archonmy first game after the patch was in fucking Alchemist.
>>555522371Correct.
>>555522952>gator hero100 percent
Am I the only one who doesn't like the new damage number system? I liked being able to see both my gun and spirit damage numbers seperately. If they're both large numbers they're easy to add together anyways but being able to see which is doing what is actually useful in pinpointing what's being effective and what's notSomething with a hightick (like geist suck or victor aura or infernus burn) is hard to track if you're also shooting them the whole time
so?
>>555521539same people in hopes their idea gets into the game, to write their own history on what why how and where
>>555518703idk how to make new threads there D: (yes i do have an account)
>>555521304>>555521396There also didn't used to be no-go zones on top of buildings, and the actual sky ceiling was so high up it effectively didn't exist.
Which stat in this game determines melee damage?
>>555522512of Macomb*holliday is too busy to get married again in New York
>>555522097they toned it way down a day later, to the point where I'm not sure it does anything
>>555523074I still remember the AC-130 Vindicta build
>>555523060Still good but I think God he finally got some nerfs.People complain about Seven and Bebop being in every Brawl game, but no one complained about Haze and Infernus being in every standard game for the last 2 years
>>555521941Was noticing an unusual lack of Silvervoters in the thread so far. Pic is from Sunday night so it's out of date, I'll get a new one later tonight for this round's tally.
>>555523091
how do i get a woman gf if i play deadlock?
>>555521024I really miss the mausoleum in the middle, it felt like there was something really grand going on there and I had some great jukes there.
>>555523152They should turn it off but leave it as an option you can turn on (or as part of a "beginner's mode")
>>555523268>an unusual lack of Silvervotersshe's only popular among people who don't play
>>555522371clearly not because rem was broken and they're literally being released in order of popularity
>>555523309you don't
>>555523229>but no one complained about Haze and Infernus being in every standard game for the last 2 yearsdude like 1/10th of every /dlg/ thread by volume was venting due to Infernus
>>555523309learn to become actually invested in people and their feelings, instead of treating them as an end goal or as a body.work on urself and love will fall on ur lap.
>>555523443>haha death to ixians
>>555523443half the right wing chuds in this game are abrums players thobeit
>>555523443deadlock twitter is terrible, constantly searching for update news while it was nothing but troon coal was dreadful. No wonder people avoid the game if thats the first impression
>>555523591They gravitate towards Abrams, Lash, Bebop, and Vyper
>>555523443Warden is already right there, I'm surprised I haven't seen anyone start total patron death posting. Maybe after his remodel comes out and he looks super fucking cool but probably not since he'll be black
>>555523309Dont bother, feminism left the modern woman chopped
>>555523443I hope the fags at Valve don't take posts like these seriously and go out of their way to make Venator as antichud as possible>Noooooooo the Catholic Priest might result if people making antidemon people jokes noooo this is heckin wrongthink!!!"
>>555516702this sounds like an insinuation that lowrie hits on college girls despite having a wife lmao
>>555520283learn to buffer her 2
>>555523309You post on 4chan so women naturally avoid you.
>>555523398What if every one else is just as, if not more broken?
Jewishly designed censoredslop for feminist liberal subhumans with an assembly line fetish.
>>555523591The number of Bodycam off and ICE is coming "jokes" I've seen from Warden players makes me think that chuds play Warden, mainly because they're never funny, never good, and never win. The warden you have to fear is the one who doesn't say anything.
>>555523802so are you replacing the black women poster?
>>555523802make your own moba then
>>555523802tumblr tranny lesbians coping deadflop jeets
>Kelvin, Miku and Doorman on the enemy team
>>555523624People avoid deadlock because it's built from the dota community. It's hard to put into words just how big of a turn off that is for people or how many negative qualities are associated with that game.No moderation?No anticheat?Tons of cheaters?Horrible devs?Horrible balance?Jank disguised as game design?The only difference is that people don't have a chat engine in this game to turn it into social media.
>>555523443>Already trying to defend a fictional minority from a perceived le heckin naziThese people need to be shot
who do you guys think is getting in tomorrow ? https://poal.me/5aot3i
>>555523802there's plenty of gachaslop games that are essentially softcore porn, why don't you go play them? Oh that's right they're all shit.
>>555519716seven.
>>555523060>1-5Shame it doesn't go all the way to 1-9 or even 10By the way, do not listen to a single downplayer, he is still more than busted. 0.5 second per bullet to extend burn is a slap on the wrist, he can reset the full thing instantly. Plus I'm pretty sure his other abilities still give full duration and not 0.5
>>555524085It's gonna be Silver
>>555523819Warden Burger.>>555523802fifyin character
>>555523973you are a fucking mongoloid, these are literal league tourists finally checking out of their insane asylum. no other valve game has retards on twitter roleplaying as the characters, you retard
>>555524085Hoping GravesProbably gonna be SilverI'm fine with Venator as well
>>555524219Imagine Demoman x Heavy twitter rp
>>555524085I think we know it's going to be Silverbut I hope for Venator
>>555523443is that you >>555438969 ?
>>555524085>AHHH IM POLLING IM GONNA POLL!!!! CLICK MY LINK, I NEED DATA!!!
>>555523696Lowrie as in Dynamo's actor? That's the fucking architect
>>555524214My dumbass didn’t even add the pic>>555524219tf2 doesgimmick accounts ran by 16 year olds is unfortunately a pretty huge space for games
>>555523738I'll ask my therapist about this.
>>555523802>NOOO I CANT TURN ALL THE WOMEN INTO MY PORN TOYS!!!stay mad retard, everything else in the world is sexualized for you. fuck off
>>555524425Nigga this is hard cope, TF2 is reddit but League larpers are a whole nother can of worms, take the L cappin ass diddyblud
>>555524085we all know it's going to be Graves
>all the mods are going to disappear once the game goes goldsavor your pantsu gentlemen, for it is not eternal.
>>555524219What are they gonna roleplay as, Warcraft 3 remodels? Counterterrorists?
>>555524085silver, still voting venator
>>555524425What does the line is meant to represent?
>>555515862Nobody that does gay ships cares about canon sexualities, they just like a character dynamic and run with it, fujos have been doing this since the 60's with Star Trek.
>>555523802https://deadlockmods.app/mod/636987
>>555524687>giving a fuck about canon anythingHaze is my cockslut and she can get preggers. Icefraud and his writers room of tumblrtards can suck my chode, its equally as real as their own fiction.
>>555524085I want Graves but it's unfortunately gonna be Silver or some other lame shit.I REALLY wanna play Graves
>>555524665https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=vibrator_cord+skirt
>>555524085>0 votes for CelesteDoodlefags effectively demoralized
Took a big shit from my hairy black asshole. Gonna have paige rim me clean cause shes for niggas like me.
Lash is the worst
>>555524085im a gravesGOD but it will be silver unfortunately
>>555524884>plop down the gravestone>throw a vortex nade>aloha akbar zombies instagib the entire enemy teamI can see it coming.
>>555523973>No moderationbitch thats the best partyou get banned in LoL for farting the wrong way
>fight starts in yellow near guardian>drifter runs in like hes about to fight>he runs through fog and loops around the pillar twiceplease turn matchmaking back on
>>555525005I have no idea what she even does. I just think she's cute and I have a soft spot for necromancy gimmicks in any game.
>>555523873Kek, this one makes even less sense. What the fuck is an assembly line fetish? I love this retard.
>>555515660>stop playing for a couple of months>come back>be useless to my teamfuck my archon chud life
>>555524475If i see the fingerprints of feminism on the game then the game is unplayable, simple as.
i think there is a high chance graves clinches it out tomorrow, and i actually had a dream she was a release so you could call it a prophetic dream and that is my evidence
>>555525084one of her abilities was leaked which is essentially what I described
I did what I could.Ignore the Celeste and Venator votes my mom picked those.
>>555525084So the only thing we know for sure is that her ult has charges, places down tombstones, and the tombstones spawn zombies that explode on death. At max upgrade the zombies leave poison clouds. She has a laser beam like Bebop. The rest, less confirmed stuff is>her 1 is either a skillshot, or voicelines hint to skull turrets>her 2 is a hazard that roots, possibly a wall like paradox>her 3 was originally a single larger zombie, but has apparently been changed to a gun buff that steals gun damage and at max rank jumps to extra targets
>>555522902
>>555517772it was only a issue for Doorman since he had a comical amount of CC and mobility, you build gun on Rem you're gutting your entire kit for memes and no kills
>>555525220but what if that dream was after tomorrow's release?
>>555525220ShowMeYourWall
I missed night shit EU, who won?
>>555525084she is hyper focused on defense. >skull turrets, maybe has charges>rooting aoe of zombie hands from the ground>some kind of passive, probably steals gun power. >tombstone that summons exploding zombies over time, can have up to 3 and it has charges too.
>>555525440>spoileris everyone here a zoomer now
>>555525553abrahams obviously, then they beat melee creeps in street brawl
>>555524759I shouldnt need to use mods for the game to be playable, and even then they seem to have the same black spats disease so many feminist games have, you know what should be there under thier skirts, we all know, theres no excuse for it not to be there.
ever since the update, I haven't been able to hit a consistent paradox combo because the ult doesn't go off after carbine and wall and I have to hit the ult a second timeuser/equipment error or a bug other people are experiencing?
>>555525910>for the game to be playablehow are censored spats making your game unplayable?what the fuck is wrong with you
Hate playing with and against rem, have yet to see one have good macro so their team just gets snowballed
>>555525603there was literally neve a time when 4chan wasn't populated by 25 year olds
>>555525910>I CANT GOON
>>555525510it actually stops posting stickers past 200, i reported on the forums hopefully they fix
>>555518868deadlock is absolute dogshit. look at the items they have in this game. absolutely disgusting bullshit that puts lol to shame. some champions are right out dota in how bullshit their abilities are
>>555526009When I see the fingerprints of feminism on a game, the game is unplayable. Any competent gamedev knows to put cute panties under skirts, its so simple and only enhances the game, there are absolutely no drawbacks to cute pantyshots. Only an evil feminist who seeks to destroy all happiness in men would think to give a skirt wearing girl in a videogame pitch black spats, and cover them with a tacky black void. When such a design decision is there the game is unplayable. Simple as.
>>555526350HOLY BASED
>>555526147I'd say the average anon is significantly younger
>555523443why are you posting your boyfriends twitter post?
>>555526371>items are meaningful and interestingwow how terriblego back to league
>hmmm the close range tank has gotten in our faces. What should we, a long range poker and support, do? I know, MELEE!
>rem players right now>"wow, what a cutesy afk healer that just hangs around the team, literally me!!!">in 2 months>act like complete control freaks push every lane and vacuum the whole map by cd while screaming on micmark my words
>>555526493>le funni 10 second silence dot hard cc for 3200 valvebucks is amazing game designstfu retard
>>555515818plaphog/10
>>555526350Graveschads are going to win so hard tomorrow
>>555526421>When I see the fingerprints of feminism on a game, the game is unplayable2014 was 12 years agowere you in a coma this whole time?
>>555523152How do I get those health bars.
>>555526635>venator posters everywherezased
hoping that the balance patch gives us some remodels... please valve
>>555524884There's a better chance it's graves than venator.
This fucking sucks ass. Btw, the framerate is stable 144 outside from the jitters.
>>555526681Rem isn't even a healer. Seriously, the best way to play him is Spirit with active items going head-to-head with the enemy, preferably with some melee character. Shiv with constant healing and two Torment Pulse is terrifying. By the way, Rem's pillow has 1.6 scaling and can easily trigger Spirit Burn.
>>555526863I have never accepted feminist censorship and I never will. I have already used the discussion forums to tell the devs how I feel about it
>>555523268I don't have many votes, but I distributed them responsibly
>>555526635>you're looking right at the Paige>she goes for a heavyPaige players really think everyone is as stupid as them.
>Rem's pillow toss does good damage, has fuck-huge AoE for something so spammable, it flies fast and knocks back>Calico's firecrackers do shit damage, have no AoE, they fly slower, short and spread all over the place so you'll never even land them all on same target, no special effectsIs the game starting to pander to shitters?
Rem is so fucking bad, always a liability for the team unless they go full support slut
>>555527275It takes like a full second to throw and is slow as fuck
>>555525220spamming street brool games now to make sure silver wins
>>555527275Calico is extremely unfinished.
>3-18 Billy>1-13 VindictaThis game is really unplayable by yourself. Literally every game I've played since I came back has been like this. Even if you're new to the game there's no excuse for dying double digit times in a game ever.
>>555526991disable the ui and you'll hit a smooth 300
>>555527117Yeah and you can play melee vindicta in your rank and win
>>555524884I get the feeling graves might be shit, a summoner character in this game will probably only be good in lane, as I feel like the summons will have 0 way to actually keep up with most movement If the summons DID, they would be super oppressive for the casual players.I imagine it's gonna be like mcginnis 2.0 just a splitpush character and free farm nothing else
>>555527275calico's maxed bombs do like 800 damage if you hit them as you should
Are the only 3 completed characters Abrams, Dynamo, and Doorman? Because of their animations and how the shop has a unique pose.
>>555527341rem players are just bad because every rem you see has 0-2 games as him in reality he's extremely good
True 4channers would vote for apollo to make everyone else mad. You all disappoint me voting for generic fortnite girl
>>555527117Retards like you are why 9/10 builds for the new support are for wannabe carries. It's not that support isn't the writ option for him it's that you only play damage and try to force everything into the same box.
>>555527664>generic fortnite girlwell you're the expert on fortnite with your 10k hours, timmy
>>555527541She has 2 different summons, the other is a floating turret which immediately can put her on par with Mcginnis, she also wont need items like healing tempo to keep up either (but she certainly can benefit from it if another ally has it).
>>555527664Before we got infested with REMpedo tourists, it's been proven this is a Venator genereal
>>555527785he's gay baitapollo is truly the only one that makes every undesirable mad
>>555527664Werewolf girls this decent are rare treat. Also, we're called 4channeLERS, you new fag.
>>555527275Calico doesn't need buffs.
>>555527541Leakers months ago said she was basically McGinnis 2.0 but even more defence oriented. You can actually spawn in her zombies with the console they can chase decently well, it's more an issue of people running from her tombstones. But there's nothing wrong with her being good at objective fights and bad at spontaneous jungle fights.
>>555527828Shut up redditheist
>>555525469>>555515660I like this ship cause I can really easily imagine Mina calling Paige a stupid faggot and Paige getting really flustered and turned on by it
>>555527785>mfw I kill nigs, kikes, and ix*ansvenatore gladiatore can't come soon enough
>>555527530>>555527716You literally lose nothing by playing like that. His healing literally scales with Spirit.
>>555522120machine cannibal is a weird archetype. does he eat machines? or people? is that even cannibal at that point. unless hes eating souls? fun thing to sketch though
>>555527842that's a man thoughever
>>555523317Yeah I hope the current state of mid is just a holdover from erasing a lane. I get that since a lane runs right through where it was it is awkward if not impossible to fit in the old structures 1:1 but I think there's a real missed opportunity for midlane to be a fun area to engage in rather than just a way to the midboss arena past laning. I guess since the map is smaller now there's less room for open environments but it just makes it feel less like a map and more of a series of corridors.
>>555527828This. It's ironic that he probably only exists because some executive saw how popular Hazbin Hotel is, yet the lgbtqiamap+ demographic doesn't care about him one bit
>>555527767You people keep talking about the floating skull but I have yet to see any proof whereas the zombie assets are literally in the game already and can be spawned in.
>>555528005Grown man typed this btw
>>555528005Nigga that's not how Valve works at all
what hero would charlie kirk play
>Wrecker RELEASE ME
>>555527117>get 2-3 healing related items>WAAAH THIS IS RUINING MY BUILD I WANNA BE A SPIRIT CARRY!!!
>>555527935Build 4 utility actives and some good greens or shut the fuck up every time I see people build wannabe carry Paige/Rem I want to kill myself.
>>555523317The map is really missing a cool setpiece like it
>four enemies dead>two revives available>patron at half hp>my team backs
>>555528108He'd have to not be a tourist to know that, unfortunately /v/ermin can't help but make themselves known
>>555528112well, I know one that he would NOT play lmao probably Venator
>>555527889Also, it's poetic to have brother and sister make gay vampire ships for both genders.
>>555527967We need more grim fantasy cyberneticsOne thing I really appreciated about Arcane S1 was all the freaky shit the background characters in the undercity were up to. Kind of a melding of fantasy/crystal punk and cyberpunk.
>>555528112Vindicta
>>555527785>>555527927stay true brothers, soon we'll be staking these abhorrent creatures to walls and delivering eternal suffering
>>555527989>>555528168It needs something like a Grand Central Station - like, the entire mid could just be a huge, open-air building with stairways and such, which would keep the mid boss a thing as a "monster" that inhabits the lower parts of the building during the maelstrom. That being said, mid in Dota is literally just a river. Maybe the intention is to make it a little dull, so it doesn't overshadow other parts of the map.
>>555528295this would be awesome if she was petite and thin
>Person in my friendgroup is a fujo who I loathe>She giggles about Vyper's interactions with Lash>Offhandedly mention that if Vyper was a sleazy snake boy, and Lash was a fat-tittied musclegirl, she, and the rest of reddshit, would be calling it perverted, Diddy-esque sexual harassment, find it disgusting, and demand it be removed from the gamethe meltdown that followed was insane but i still think im right
>>555520913Celeste
>>555528295Literally no reason why she shouldnt look like that in game
>>555528026The floating skull comes via her leaked voicelines >"necro_use_power1_03_ability_3d" "Cracking skulls">"necro_use_power1_04_ability_3d" "Animating skulls">"necro_use_power1_05_ability_3d" "Do your thing boys">"necro_use_power1_06_ability_3d" "Hit anyone who gets close.">"necro_use_power1_07_ability_3d" "Sentries up.">"necro_use_power1_08_ability_3d" "Animating defenses.">"necro_use_power1_09_ability_3d" "The Bones will protect us.">"necro_use_power1_10_ability_3d" "If they get close kill 'em."Of course it isn't concrete proof so take it all with a grain of salt, but afaik voicelines haven't changed much between once they're leaked and once the hero's out besides more being added
>>555528112Considering he made a career out of deflecting real debates and instead farming clips from dumb college freshmen, I'd imagine it's some extremely low effort champ that he can jungle with. Maybe Bebop?
>>555528675Doesn't every single character, even Billy and Krill, call Vyper a total fucking scumbag loser though? And Rem says nobody likes her. I don't think anyone but Leddit finds what she does funny.
I played Victor for the first time in Brawl but I did not do good, at allWhat should I be looking for to play a good Victor, what items also
If Graves doesn't sound like Raven from the Teen Titans then I DONT WANT HER
>>555528149Exactly, you only need two green items to be a decent healer. Everything else can be spent on dealing at least some damage and being annoying as fuck.>>555528162Just try Arctic Blast or Scourge on him.
I have yet to see a rem solo push, they are attached to the hip to their duo afk farming so a lane is always perma fucked
>>555528882Victor suffers in brawl street because of a global healing reduction that affects both his 2 and his revive so it's more of an uphill battleIt's not impossible mind you, but it's going to be difficult
>Considering he made a career out of deflecting real debates and instead farming clips from dumb college freshmen, I'd imagine it's some extremely low effort champ that he can jungle with. Maybe Bebop?
>>555528589True.
>>555528946That's the funny part is he has good solo pushing capabilities when empowering the troopers.
>>555528882extra charge, spirit, healing booster, some armor based on enemy team, he doesnt really come online until a few rounds
Practically speaking there's no way they can be counting votes all the way up to 2pm EST, because we know they are still actively working on implementing the heroes on the backend and will shift priority to making ready whichever hero has won well before that. So I wonder what time exactly they actually call it and go, "Ok, next X hours are for getting ready to push the update through for the winner as of now so that we're ready for 2pm"?
>>555528882Victor really needs good item RNG to shine. Getting leech/infuser is very important, followed by rapid recharge (or echo shard, witchmail etc. to reduce cooldown on his 2).
>>555528329We will prevail
>>555528882victor sucks till late game and without an economy advantage he's still not great
>>555528906i like ravens voice more but what about a grown up mandy or gaz im sure theres a bunch who fit the moody or monotone>>555528313i just cant recall much. ill have to go back and look. i kinda remember season 2 bdsm dikes and chudbionics
>>555528851you're an ignorant retard
>>555528851They are all mostly just wary of her getting into trouble and being trouble. The shopkeeper talks nicer to her than to Lash.
There are people ITT responding to extremely obvious b8 UNIRONICALLY
>play normal mode>40 minutes of frustration and random pickoffs deciding the game>play brool>fun and exciting teamfights that end games without the autistic base to pushyeah im thinking the moba part of this game is unfixable
WHOOOOA HOW DOES THIS EPIC GAME WITH EPIC NOT NIGGER DEVS RUNNING IT NOT HAVE 18 TRILLION ACTIVE PLAYERS ON IT RIGHT NOW?!!
>>555529121it's all probably fake anyways, I bet they just take a gander at what the private beta guys think and release what they think is the most ready
>>555528149his burst heal doesn't go up with healing booster because it's a set percentage, and you get the same effect as tempo for half the price with added bullet res if you buy heroic instead
>>555529347damn if only there were 16 different items to prevent this
>>555529047Prove me wrong, mutt.
>>555529347Do you leave the server when another player dominates you in tf2
>>555529305nobody understands bait any more it's wild, they just instantly get mad. Algorithms have trained people to just get angry cause it drives engagement
>>555529338fuck that dumbass mode>Bro what if we gave you shit items and gave the enemy Victor the 2 items he needs to never die
>>555529262Don't Raven and Mandy have the same VA?
N E R F R E MERFREMNERF REM NERF REM NERF REM NERF REM NERF RAMKill REM. Behead REM. Roundhouse kick a REM into the concrete. Slam dunk a REM baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy REMS. Defecate in a REMs food. Launch REMs into the sun. Stir fry REMS in a wok. Toss REMS into active volcanoes. Urinate into a REMs gas tank. Judo throw REMS into a wood chipper. Twist REMS heads off. Report REM to the IRS. Karate chop REM in half. Curb stomp mpregnant REMS. Trap REM in quicksand. Crush REM in the trash compactor. Liquefy REM in a vat of acid. Eat REM. Dissect REM. Exterminate REMS in the gas chamber. Stomp REM skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate REM in the oven. Lobotomize REM. Mandatory abortions for REM. Grind REM fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown REM in fried chicken grease. Vaporize REM with a ray gun. Kick old REM down the stairs. Feed REM to alligators. Slice REM with a katana.
>>555529285>They are all mostly just wary of her getting into trouble and being troubleVyper is way worse than trouble. She's fucked mentally and kind of retarded. Also, their kill lines have them calling her a dogshit criminal, bad at her job, and a moron.Which all tracks because she keeps getting thrown in jail.
>>555529378Even though rem is obviously much more complicated than like apollo?
>>555528675>but i still think im rightyou arei bet she also gets pressed about pocket being nonbinary and gets mad when someone doesnt call him a they
>>555529347Haze isn't even good, bitch-boy.
>>555529473bro what if your retarded team spends 30 mins farming and feeding the enemy with souls bagsmoba way worse, at least brool is 8 mins and done if your team is retarded
>>555529426ah shit bro23 min game btw>>555529602but when they are super fed?
>>555529262I think she will be based off her interactions with holliday and such
Does superior duration increase how long an enemy is stunned for
>play victor>enemy team ignores me farming for 20 minutes>winProblem?
YOSHI WTF
>>555529676Technically it depends on the ability, but in every case yes.
Can you niggers shut the fuck up already.
>>555529676hold tab over it and read nigga
All the Rem voters are going to Silver right?
>>555529546She's just a sociopath.>the other common criminals mock her in their kill linesWell, no shit. Also her harrassing Lash is funny and acceptable because Lash is an obnoxious fucking cunt. Pic unrelated.
DONT RESPOND TO B8DONT RESPOND TO BOTSJUST POST ABOUT DEADLOCK
>>555529781uh oh meltie
>>555529835Lash is also a raging homo, which makes it even funnier because Vyper is too dumb to see it.
>patron lore about the archmother>The Archmother always guided the founders' hands, and now it is time for them to welcome her home.Did Archmother assist the American Revolution?
>>555529835Drifter is a psychopath, which is a sociopath but dumber.Drifter hasn't been caught. Vyper gets thrown in prison so much that the criminals of the cast don't even know where she is unless she shows up at the ritual. Vyper is fucking retarded, nigga.
>>555523802Abrams has shadows textured onto his jacket too. So much censorship in this game.
I don't know how many people noticed but yesterday for a moment they accidentally updated the lobby to remove Graves' shadow while everyone else stayed so they expected her to win first lol
>>555530071psychopath and sociopath arent real psych terms btw they're just made up
gender dysphoria isn't a real diagnosisyou are a grown man
>>555529975Why do you think she resembles the statue of liberty?Also, why do you think her antithesis, the Hidden King seeking her destruction, is orange?
>>555530159Stop watching Hank Green
UPDATE BROKE THE LIGHTINGYOSHI FUCKED UP AGAIN
>>555530159Okay, fine: Drifter is a murderer who hasn't been caught. Vyper keeps getting caught because she keeps killing people for two cigarettes and a rimjob.
Lighting is all fucked after update.
>>555529141>>555529792I got one with Ivy
It seems really mean that you have to kill a god to summon another one. I only play this game to be good at something, not to ruin things for people.
>>555530248>Hidden King seeking her destruction, is orange?he's chinese?
>>555530318>she keeps killing people for two cigarettes and a rimjob.WHERE DO I SIGN?
>>555523802Nigger gooner
>>555530432Chinamen are yellow.
>>555530487...indian?
non-gun viscous is too difficult for my smooth brain
>>555528589>thinshe has a fat ass
>>555515660I can't play regular deadlock after street braw. the matches are so fucking fast and fun that the regular mode just feels like shit to play.
>>555530252ctrl+f the DSM and tell me when you find those terms anywhere (you wont)
>>555530384>>555529141>early illusions shown in kill screennot like this valve
*cracks you're egg*what doth though do?
>>555530659you dont like 1 sided 30 min slog shitfests?
>>555530071>Vyper ends up constantly in prisonAnd she always escapes, because she's that good and doesn't give a fuck.
>>555527146god speed
Scaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrk!
>>555530659I want to enjoy regular deadlock cause making your own build is fun but it's just not worth it any more. It's so fucking bad and the matches take even longer with the new base layouts.
>>555529938After reflecting back on every single instance in which I have seen the word "meltie", I have decided that it is most likely a tranny word. YWNBAW
I'm still excited for celeste
>>555530663The DSM reads like a fucking "which naruto character are you" quiz from the early 00s
the release order will be>REM, which everyone knew was first in line>Silver>Graves>Celeste>venator>Apollo>>555530740no sir I don't think I do, just won a street braw match as gun paige and it was fun, even got the infinite bullets item and it was hilarious>>555530803Yeah, usually my matches take like 40+ minutes at least
I'm still excited for this update to be over and every tourist leaving at once.
>>555530753why did she steal ivy's clothes
Does discrimination exist in Deadlock? Or rather, will Deadlock decide to somewhere along the line try and include US styled segregation even if as paltry as a character bio? I feel like eventually the idea is going to be addressed in an undoubtedly tactful and certainly not embarrassing way, not because Valve was "pressured" to but because nobody said no when somebody at Valve kept trying to find a place to fit it. I don't expect a "Ixians only" bar or something, but I do think a blurb in the bio of a hero is a certainty. No way somebody isn't pining for the chance to bring it up, even if the way they do it is by just admitting Ixians are black
>BO BEEP>DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT>explode with a radius bigger THAN THE ENTIRE FUCKING LANE>he gets a permanent damage bonus with every hityeah im done with this stupid fucking robot
>>555529975i dont think it goes back that far? first maelstrom was 50 year ago? then again i have no idea what years this is supposed to be happening. thought we were a little after civil war. unless they existed in a more distant ethereal and indirect way back then and since the first maelstrom they've been able to be more direct.
>>555530753god i'd spoil the shit out of her
>>555531024pretty sure vindicta is the anti racist character killing the KLAN
>>555531024ixians are ukrainians in this setting
>>555531024You live in the real world please take this to heart
I've had some of the worst games today than I've ever had playing this game. What is going on?
>>555531004She's jealous that Ivy gets 10x the smut.
>>555531032Roll out of the wayDebuff remover itCounterspell itEshift itUse one of your abilities to juke itWarp stone awayCompletely nullify all the damage from it with spellbreakerDumbass
>>555531142wtf i'm voting apollo even harder now
>>555531247I wasn't in your games :3
>>555531308apollo is from the annexed territory so he's russian
>>555530925this anon gets it
>>555530248I love the Hidden King even more now.
He should've been the Hidden Kong and been a big gorilla
this is a pro rem build
>>555530248wtf i love the hidden king now
>Mention their Victor is smurfing>My entire team and the enemy team all call me a schizo for checking their Steam accounts and dogshit
"FACE ME AND DIE"How do you respond without sounding dead?
>>555531414Good goy.
>>555515660Today I started playing vs people regularly after months... my two initial wins were flukes...I'm a shitter through and through...
>>555530739what's an eggI want to be an egg
>>555531471looks like shit i pull from street battles
>really want apollo>when he finally releases next year i still wont get to play him cause faggot secondaries who didnt even vote for him will queue him and get him before me
>>555531529curse his ass since we're 20 minutes through the game
>>555531467>The ArchmotherOrder. The guiding hand. Control, now and forever>The Hidden KongMonkey. Smash. Banana.
>>555531528just like in the threadbecause you are
>>555531553hoes mad
>>555531615>>555531467It takes place in New York City too. Not making him an ape is actually a wasted opportunity when you think about it.
anyone play a match when the lighting was fucked just now? looked kinda cooli got another patch so i assume its fixed
>>555531297>he casts it on youhow do you roll away exactly?>debuff removerok now I just had to spend 3200 souls to counter one ability on one hero severely delaying my itemisation. sticky bomb cooldown is 9 seconds. debuff remover is 50.>counterspell itsame problem>eshift6400 souls on a 45s cooldown to counter a 9 second abilityanyone got any input that isn't a giant bebop playing faggot? He casts stickybomb and punches the creep into the tower for free chip damage from absolute safety. Now they have a lane and farm advantage.
>>555531528i always do this shit when something is off, or when they rage-quit. at least to leave a comment telling them to kill thyselves.also, thanks to steam's notepad™ feature i have 'death note' for players that behave like cunts.if i see them on another match, i'll focus them. i don't even remember what half of them did, i just know they deserve it.
>>555531247i legit stopped playing during the Christmas update because of that
>>555530739silver would be so much hotter if she was asiani hate being white so much
>>555531913>i hate being white so mucht.amerimutt
>>555531913objectively wrong
curbstomp all e-girls.slaughter all minas, graves, and vindictas total e-girl and tranny death.
>>555531529>"Welcome to the Baroness">cart his ass 50 miles back and walk away>place second door and walk out other side of the map with 57827362748 shield then close doors behind medepends on how i'm feeling really
>>555531879His bombs won't kill you unless he invests tens of thousands of souls. And you want it to be counterable for less than 3200, seems fair.
Troopers got a huge saturation boost.
Is Kelvin any good in Street Brawl? I've tried him twice and am about to try again but it never panned out.
>5 loss streak
>>555532042>tosses alchemical flask over a building and hits you on your dumb twink headhehe nothin personel
>>555532076probably for counter initiating yeah
>>555532076his ult is good to save teammates and freeze the objective, but that is about it. i would try going beam build if possible.
>>555532181>Fucks you and your momhehe nothin personel
>>555532181warden's arm isn't that good.>tfw meanwhile geist can launch her fuckass bombs across the map no problem
>>555532076healing is giganerfed in that mode and ice patch is basically useless so he doesnt really do anything special
>Use my token on Rem>Get Rem>The game doesn't load >My token is now gonegay fucking game.
>>555532282>knocks you out >gives you cleveland steamer sorry I had a 3 cheese extra bean burrito todayoh my big gassy belly >dash jumps and grabs rail back to shop
>>555532076>nade and beammax>chase retards around the map>dome retards away from their towerhe's great
>Did you know, Ms. Geist, that your friend is attempting to bring an outside party into this ritual? Did you know that?>No.>He is, Ms. Geist.>Who?>An Ixian.>An Ixian?>An Ixian...bartender.
>>555529927The full mooon awooooooo!
Today I will play deadlock for fun.
>>555532076He makes any close range brooler hero fucking miserable with maxed beam.
>>555532515>paige gets to see this every nightGood for her
i want to play mina but i cant due to low fps :(
why on Earth would you pick MIRAGE for street broooool
>>555522097Raises some good points and the answers he provides aren't unreasonable. Only bad thing is the retarded clickbait title, though I get that youtube fucks you in the ass if your videos aren't clickbaity so I'll let it slide.
GREY TALON AND KELVIN BUSSIN ?!!??!
>>555532684>why on Earth would you pick MIRAGEftfy
>>555530753>gets the death penalty
>>555532515Deadlock if it was good
>>555532684some people play all random. I know I did until I realized everyone else was picking characters
>>555532684He;s good if you luck into Quicksilver Reload and Ricochet
>Post #42069 about the unbalanced casual mode being unbalanced and/or people picking bad heroesdon't care
>>555532515mod link please
>>555532861didn't you read the patch notes bro they added lean to the game
>>555532397IN WHAT WAY IS HEALING NERFED
Part of the hundo club C:
forgot to install CS
https://x.com/Keith_Garces/status/2016689048379650147
>>555532861I miss Ultra Instinct Viscous.
>>555532952>He;s goodCAP
>>555530248Who is the ICE of Deadlock then?
>>555533009
>>555531567cissies are eggs, their egg cracks when they finally realize that they are trans and they hatch into a beautiful and valid af trans queen (or king for the transmen out there)silver is gonna make LOTS of eggs crack because shes canonically transgender
>>555533242dont care trannytake your pills lilith
>>555531471>pro remliterally does not exist at current moment
>>555532064it's not about killing outright. it's the free damage he gets from second 1, burning your stamina just to not get hit. Which if you do gives him free permanent damageAlso you know what else? talon can FUCK OFF AND FUCKING DIE too. wow I love taking hundreds of damage before 5 minutes from across the map while he flies in the air untouchable until I spend 3200 souls.
>>555533237Wow so the support troons in that mode are actively throwing then
>>555532992broken atm
>>555533070reddit voiceacting
>>555533335my phantom smurf brother got a 20 kill streak as rem, if it matters
>>555533472its literally from fairly odd parents
>>555533594so?
Someone leaked Warden's new VA on DiscordIts Lin-Manuel Miranda
why does this fucking game have to keep updating
>>555533689>Warden's new VAhe's fucking perfect already, why
>>555533758They added some new shaders and fucked everything up
>>555533689I call shenanigans
>>555533758Legit early access.
>>555533689i searched this on the discord and got nothing special
>>555533408link so i can find when fixed
>>555533787It's very obvious he's being replaced. Warden doesn't have a single line interacting with the other characters and it seems Valve isn't quite 100% on his character atm.
First game on Ivy, did I do alright?
Guys, I don't feel so good...
>>555534113that looks very normal, yes
>>555534096He'll probably get a touchup since him and Venetor being professional monster hunters and thats it is a bit too close.I don't think it'll be too drastic, just something to differentiate him a bit.
>>555533648>THIS TWO DECADE OLD CHILDREN'S CARTOON IS SO REDDIT OMGI don't even like the show and you sound cringier than that clip
>>555534073https://gamebanana.com/mods/626538
I feel like I do a trillion damage on dash infernus
>>555534296>giant visible anuswhat for
>>555534296god its gonna suck when they lockdown this shit like in dota
>have to buy early game regen because of extreme harass>abraham zoning creeps>talon getting free powershots>now can't afford to buy damage items>can't farm anywhere>all lanes pushedwhat exactly are you supposed to do in this sitatuion other than just slowly lose and waste 30m+ of your time?
>>555534372do you not know what underwear is for
>>555534413yeah unironicly the mod fits her better
>>555534460so the poop left on your butt hole doesn't ruin your pants?
>>555534460to keep your privates warm and protected, and in case of females assist in preventing leakage
so Rem having tunnels exclusively for himself is like super broken right?
>>555534636yeah but it will probably be available for everyone with an item eventually or something. callico can use those too in cat form.
>>555534636>exclusively for himselfand calico
>>555534296Just want to remind you all that once the game hits 1.0 and gets monetization Valve are going to kill all mods so enjoy them while they last.To me, Dota 2 exists in two historical states: Pre and Post Space Jam Announcer Mod.
>>555534113Now a couple questions I have about her kit.How do you properly use her abilities? I'm not sure how her lifelink is really supposed to work/when to use it same with her ultimate, how do I know if my team wants to be carried aside from just asking them but game sense wise is there a way to tell? If not can I just use the ult by itself without looking retarded, is it useful without a player?(Last game I mostly used it as an engage, escape ult) What do her builds normally look like (gun/spirit)?Last question, why does she sound like she works at oxxo
>>555534636Kinda not really.They're good for escaping which is nice seeing as how he has jack shit aside from his admittedly baller 2 if he's got friends around.But they don't really lead anywhere that makes use of him and him hiding them isn't really helpful since he's not a ganker and every second in the tunnels is a second he's not supporting someone.
>try to play with friends>it's 4 newbies and one who's played a few hundred hours>every single game is a one sided stomp with no hope of learning or comeback
>>555533330Excuse me, my name is Zoe.
>>555534636Don't worry soon every character will have their own section of the map where they can get resources no one else canDoorman will be able to teleport into the Baroness and Vyper knows a guy in an alley who won't talk to anyone else
>>555534927you should be aware that new players queueing with highly rated players will result in a heavy bias towards the enemy team being more skilled
>>555532964mokuren detected
>>555534829Usually, you don't really carry people unless there like an urn or something going on. There is a decent combo you can do where you throw kudzu on a player while flying and then stone form onto them immediately so that you hit them together with your bomb.
>>555534829>lifelinkIvy's 2 is largely a self-buff for lifesteal and movespeed, if playing as heal support it buffs healing quite a bit, last upgrade is still unpopular though>how do I know if my team wants to be carriedyour ult is not for taxi service, that's extremely situational now; you can throw a brawler like abrams or mo (without their permission) at the low hp enemy so he can finish him, or pick up and drop just to give them barrierit's just a big bomb with a huge radius bullet shred and silenceno idea what oxxo is
>brake lines won't cut themselvesuh what, grey talon?
>>555534927why not play street brool? you gaytarded, nigga?
>>555535326he has six
>>555534927this is where it is morally justifiable to smurfjust force them to play a support or completely unknown character on default build and ordain them a saint if they agree
>>555535215hes a terrorist
why would I not just afk in spawn?
stoneforming fliers should work the same as knockdown and give additional stun duration based on their height
what is the most dishonest build and why is it bomb bebop
>>555535523only if it stops pulling in targets above the stone form
>>555535554punch drifter, it's so effecitve it's retarded you just win for free if they dont parry perfectly they die in one heavy
So far I have lost on every hero except PaigeThis means I'm either destined to transition, or Paige is so fucking easy that even a completely new player can be almost useful on her
>>555535637>this means I'm eitherboth
did they disable match quality rating because they know this shit sucks right now?
>>555535490you shouldthey should add a surrender button too they made the base way too hard to push but also it's impossible to comeback if they just keep farming lol waste of time
What's the most meaningless term in competitive gaming and why is it Dishonest
>>555535827t. dishonest dishonesty denier dishonestly denies
>>555535827you do not know the meaning of honor, scoundrel
>>555535827Actually it's "competitive gaming" because videogames are inherently not competitive no matter how many autistic korean teenagers play it or how many ranking systems devs force in their games
I hate this game and everyone who plays it.NEW GOAL: Get permabanned by being a big piece of shit
I'm ritualist and I always will be and thats okSome people are just incapable of improving in life. Just like I'll never be able to accomplish my dreams. Theres no point in getting upset over it. its just the hand i was dealt
>>555536258>Get permabannedyou have to hack for that
>>555536258ok, this is happening 4 fucking times now.
>>555514424>>555518967made me check /tf2g/those guys are not alright
>>555535939by this logic chess in digital format isn't competitive
>>555536428>its just the hand i was dealtit's only first round, retard
Reminder that the Rem haters act so miserable is because their generic gachaslop waifus/husbandos lost to him!REM!!!
>>555536730Rem isn't fat.
This game has a lot of good mods I haven't looked at but the possibility of being banned is gay.
>>555536841babies are fat thoughbeit
There's no chawacter tomowow Icefwog got a nosebweed and had to go howmeSowwy :(
>>555536730If you're not going to suck me off I legit do not care what you have to say retarded fur mutt
>>555536730I like Rem but Ben Bigger still reigns supreme as far as gachaslop husbandos, sorry. Followed by some more obscure ones.
>>555536848>the possibility of being bannedno one bans you for asset swaps, where did you even get that from?
>>555531471>healing boosterrem's teammate heal is one of the worst in the game>rescue beamthe only item that doesn't work on the person you are napping on
>>555536989I always assume if you modded folders in an online game it triggers bans
>>555536982>>555536879>>555536841Are you homos gonna blow me cause otherwise I dont care what you have to say
Did they change the creep outlines in like the past 2 days or am i going crazyThey seem different
>>555537210Only if youre fat or short.
>>555537160no the devs have given mods their blessing, the engine supports replacing assets without hacking into it like unreal
>>555537210Why are you angry
You're not wrong, the Yellow King minions have a yellow candle stick now.
What could I have done to win this game.
>>555537384More kills
>>555537274I'm tall and in shape.>>555537296cause faggots should make themselves useful
>>555537210blow it out your ass
>>555537384>obj dmg 161you have to destroy the enemy's structures to win the game
>>555537275Well this will be my first time modding the game, idk how to do it but i'll figure it out. Ty anon.
Is Abrams, Dynamo, and Doorman the only completed characters since they have unique animations with dashing and blocking I think as well as the shop having a unique pose.
>>555527275Calico is for shitters
>>555537449>I'm tall and in shape.Then no Im not interested.
>>555537384not be soloQ in a discordtranny gamemode
>>555537520we can't know because we don't know what valve considers a complete character yet.
>>555531024Kelvin is racist to Infernus in a conversation but it's accidental on his part and played of pretty casually.
If I play full utility Paradox and full utility Holiday, which girl completes my third queue slot?
Atp is it better to play street whatever or the standard game mode if you don't play the game as much. Y'know, since mobas aren't that fun to play for a whole session
>>555537761ivy duh
>>555537384you play like a bitch, just because you have high kills and low deaths you think you played well but the reality is you hide in the cuck corner watching your team play the game, show up to get a kill, and then immediately fuck off back to your corner.your damage is extremely low for how many kills you have, and your objective damage is 0.this match was roughly the same length as yours btw.
>>555537761Doorman?
>>555537767Street Brawl is perfectly fine if you want to fuck about in game and don't care much for MOBAs
>>555537573im spiritually fat. make yourself useful faggot
>>555537881Ok, then Ill blow you in spirit.
What did they do to the minions today? They're so blue and orange now
>>555537965useless pig
>>555538016Testing colour blind stuff would be my guess.
I just don't understand what you do when you're behind.>can't farm because they have map control>can't teamfight because they're ahead on levels, souls an items>everyone is better than you in ability and map knowledge
>>555537384tell your dynamo to ultalso holy fuck that rem did nothing
>>555536649you don't understand.I think there are natural losers in life and that I'm one of them.It doesn't matter how many hands im dealt. I will always lose. And im coming to terms with that. I'm not gonna rage and fight it. its just futile
>>555538220smoke gank and ward up
>>555538220You're not supposed to do anything when the enemy is aheadThis is why most MOBAs have a Surrender option
im voting venator after rem, just to piss off the mentally ill silverfags
>>555538283
>>555538551why did you want rem?
>>555538551But you were already mentally ill voting for Rem in the first place
>have absolutely no positive impact on the game>every fight is a net negative for my team how long does it take for this to tip the other way?
ARE WE READY FOR THE ARRIVAL.OF THE QUEEN OF DEADLOCK???
Is deadlock a good spectator esport?
>>555538779why is her school uniform so baggy
>>555538632>>555538701dont you fucking dare to compare me to silverfags you retarded faggots
>>555537761 Paradoxs third ability makes me so angry when i get hit by it
>>555538220Nothing when you get behind behind and not just lost one brawl.
>>555538779It'll probably be Silver but I'll be glad if I'm proven wrong
>>555538220stay in base, get souls from creeps, spam CC
>they don't know we're in for an Apollo sweep
>>555538779>QVEEN of DeadlockShe was already released.
I can't wait to play Graves this time tomorrow
>>555538959But that doesn't get you nearly enough farm to stand a chance when you get deleted in literally one second
>>555538843>Remfag>Calling anyone retarded or a faggotOh the irony of it all
>>555539206>when you get deleted in literally one secondskill issue
why do people keep saying holliday is voiced by cherami leigh, it sounds nothing like her
>>555539143tell me how i play mina without feeding
I cant wait for the next hero just so I can put em on low prio to make my rem picks easier.
>>555535637nvm figured it outI was carried but at least I murdered people and didn't violently suck assAlso HOLY SHIT FUCK VICTOR this mother fucker is a pain in the ass
>get slightly ahead on dicta>half the enemy team makes it their mission to avoid me like the plague, the other half is hunting down people that are doing fuckall in the jungle>can't do shit because everyone is fighting on the other side of the mappain, I'm a retard and I should just deathball along the team when they do this shit
>>555539143More like queen of taking my cock
>>555538779JKfags are ready to dab on Silvertroons
>>555539315you can't use new heroes to fill out your minimum picks so I don't think that works, need 3 old heroes selected either way
>>555539143i wish i had a mean mina gf that pretended to hate me in public but sucked my blood at night while we cuddled
>>555538551>voted rem>plays ivypot, kettle
It's not much but it's honest workgraves is probably going to win
>>555539558this guy's thinking
>>555539461Then the new heros are useless (except Rem)
Do Russians like this game?
>>555539609I think you're underestimating the horny votes for SilverI got 150 Graves votes myself but I'm still pretty certain that Silver's going to get in next
>>555539715I hope not
>>555538565idk what you're responding to me with
>>555539715no, no rusiians mannone at allyeah, nonezero, totally not popular with them, or peru
I have 135 venator votes, but I think I will vote for Graves, because I know it's going to be either her or silver.
>>555539715>dota 2 graphs>peaks around evenings in russia>deadlock graphs>peaks post-midnight in russia
>>555539895graves is 14diddy ahh anon
remember when yoshi region-locked the russians and they spammed the forums like crazy
How I'll be looking at the rest of the character votes once Venator is in
>>555539895I voted for rem first, but then went from venator to gravesunfortunately I only have 25 votes for each of them so it's not like my votes mattered
>>555540023out of 10?
silver in less than a day can you belirve it guys
>>555540023we're going by age for their release.the toddler got in first, so now it's graves followed by a surprise visit by Apollo, then Celeste and finally Venator.
>>555539289You don't at the start she's really hard and everyone will focus you. Try Greena (Build mostly greens) it's more forgiving but won't carry games.
>>555540338silver is older than venator?
>>555540372Valve got confused and made her the 1000 year old vampire instead of Graves
Soon
>>555540457>1000 year old vampireonion?
>>555539446t.>>55554002314 is prime Lolita
>>555540023and how do YOU know anon isnt also 14?also cant you just forcibly grow a fictional character to whatever age?>diddy ahhstop popping zits and go do your fucking geometry homework
Rem dabbing away with your teams sinners if you don't camp them as they spawn is probably gonna get really annoying. It's been fun being the one doing it so far though.
>>555537494>>555537809I was trying to push, but every time I would go, the enemy was pushing the other 2 objectives simultaneously so I felt obligated to go defend since I had such a high networth and was the only person on my team capable of killing anyone. The other team kept the objectives pushed hard, never felt like I had an opening to do anything. I might try and go mercurial magnum next time that happens since if I don't have that I just do no damage to objectives.
>>555540593you should be able to shoot them to prevent them from farming
Why can't I send Rem's minions to milk T3 camps?
>>555540081where's talon
>>555540715you have a large window to steal the sinners back without taking damage if rem just set and forget them
>>555540023>diddy ahhgo away normalfag
>>555527973So what are the odds she talks like:>Lydia from Beetlejuice>Wednesday from Adam's Family/WednesdayI just think she'll sound like Mandy from Billy and Mandy
>>555540985>>555540985
This game wants me to smurf if it keeps making me lose with dumb teammates
>>555538220honestly the only way to win when it gets this bad is to wait for the enemy team to dive way too deep into a walker during teamfight and get themselves fucked by it, then with the massive injection of souls that gives your team thanks to comeback mechanic you get a bit of a chance to scrape back a victory
>>555527842pls god have a southern accentsomething close to Ashe
>>555538220fight around your buildings, see if you can catch someone over extending and punish it, adjust your build for utility and survival (your ass is not carrying this game), play for objectives and don't fight in the middle of nowhere like a retard
>>555528824Haze
>>555540081I hope that they lean into the dummy angle for Sinclair and have Henry and Savannah posessing a wooden mannequin with visual differences when they swap control of the pilot seat like having Henry's face on one side of the head and Savannah's on the other so it spins around on respawn and has the off-face covered by a wig curtain or something.
>>555540023She's sexually enticing and you know it.
>>555519482Yamato
>>555519482Vyper is an enormous sack of shit who only gets a pass because she's got a rough and tumble charm.Drifter goes from place to place killing people for fun.Mina is korean.There'a already evil dickheads in the game.
