Drae hut edition>Released ServersCrusader-Storm - https://crusader-storm.com/ (TBC)Season of the Crusade - https://seasonofthecrusade.com/ (Vanilla+ / TBC)Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (BBC+, Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)Turtle WoW - https://turtlecraft.gg (Vanilla+)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)>GuildsTo join a guild, type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, and whisper anyone for an invite.<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon realm, Alliance<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction<Full Moon Company> - Turtle Wow, Nordanaar, crossfaction (inactive)>BBC+https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POIhttps://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX >Previous Thread>>555335853
gulag lost
>>555588038Gulag wins when legion drops
>2 more weeksnice cope Gadoosh
we should make a horde guild on tauri when legion drops
more helf music posting - less retarded shilling and gay nigger drama
>>555588887>no worgenI will pass
>>555589298We don't want you you mentally ill animal raping freak
>>555555555
>>555589298>muh fetishfaggot
>>555589651Horde are freaks and brown codedWorgens are gentlemen
TBC anniversary won
>>555590272I'm playing it and it's been eye-opening how bad Blizz servers are compared to Turtle...
>>555589805Whatever you say Sir Pablodin.
>>555590038this describes every general i don't get it
>>555590381I've gotten used to it now, but yeah tents and the occasional original quest / area in turtle is such a massive improvement from vanilla client.
>>555590384>ORCS HAVE RICH CULTURE N SHIET
>>555590381Same!
>>555590697>based ARYAN nordic shack >thirdie mediterranean cityYou will never understand.
why is this game so alive on a *checks watch* tuesday morning?
>>555590931>aryan>street food vendorsas I said, brown.
>WYPIPO DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT FOOD IS
>>555591084>there are no street food vendors in nordic countriesbrown thirdie moment
>wood structures le badsoulless golem
>>555591343We have shops.
CLASSIC+ ANNOUNCED >CLASSIC+ ANNOUNCEDCLASSIC+ ANNOUNCED >CLASSIC+ ANNOUNCEDCLASSIC+ ANNOUNCED >CLASSIC+ ANNOUNCEDBLIZZARD WON BLIZZARD WON BLIZZARD WON BLIZZARD WON
>>555591605DAS RITE! TELL THAT CRACKA!
>>555591836we already have WoW midnight?
>>555591898I forgot you lean towards your jewish ancestry mars
>>555591836lol
>>555591836again? i thought som i mean sod was that
>finally bite the bullet and make an rp character>one of those players with a long ass bio who I saw camping SW 24/7 approaches me for ERP>kinda intimidated and nervous because it's my first time ever RPing>proceeds to type *rapes you* type of shit when I am here describing in detail how my character's hair is sticking to her faceDamn, I knew these horny fucks must be brainlets but now I am wondering, have they ever read a book before?
Time to return home.
Classic+ was Cataclysm prove me wrong
>>555592395Is Retoilet actually worth playing again?
>>555591081I swear half the people in org are bots, theyre always standing in the same place. Especially the dude with the panda illusion.
>>555592964no- I mean yes sir, come home and play prop hunt sir
Prop hunt? More like prolapse hurt, lol
>>55559225190% of those long ass bios were written with chatgptERP is exclusively done by third worlders and the mentally disabled
Just ran a few BG's and naturally won all of them since im horde and not a weak pathetic hrt coded alliance sissy.Complete domination yet again
>>555592395Come home.Please.
>>555593849I am not into feet sorry
what are like /wpsg/ guilds anyway? just a bunch of deranged turbofaggots ERPing or is it like the good old days before irl went to shit, like when you could strike up a conversation with any guildmate and people were actually happy for each otheryou don't have to answer, i know it's the former
>>555593849>COME HOMEthis can't be real
>>555594071What the fuck do you think retard looks at the thread and don't let the troons try to convince you it's any different on the server on the shitscord
>only 101 non ai non 3d r34 for xal'atathwow is fucking dead
>Woman themed wow expansion>"Come home">Wive tells husband they want to play retail together>Husband can't say no>Blizz gets two subs for the price of one>Chuddies will eat up wowie of wacaft retai anyway>50yo separated moids will eat up classic of any version anywayBlizz...Brilliant...
Tauri.You join <gulag>Now.
>>5555947722 biological females
>>555593849>come homewhy are they using /v/ phrases to market shit lmao
>>555594862kek
>>555594913Because it's time to come home.
>>555592251>fucking the first literal who fag that approaches you without doing any quality controlyou own fault desu
>>555594862hahaha
>>555592297>>555592810And why did you decide to join a pug with your main instead of the guild raid? You only did that to harm the guild.
>>555595246Nope
Welcome... Home...
The Shadow that bred them can only mock, it cannot make: not real new things of its own. I don't think it gave life to the trannies, it only ruined them and twisted them and if they are to live at all, they have to live like other living creatures.
Why are you rehashing drama from a year ago and a guild ago?
CoA sxsters...
Retail WoW.....home....
>>555595912Do not post this ugly freak here again
i'll show you home you dumb slut
>>555596212Because those same troons are causing similar drama in their new guild.
>>555592251burgor...
>>555596802now everybody else is also a tranny so we should cheer them on and hope they all ack
Anyone here on Onyxia?I just got my priest to level 80 and I'm ready to heal some dungies.
Ascension devs should really spend their money on something other than shills. Seeing them doesn't make me want to play ascension at all. Particularly when the same people anti-post their competitors to the extent that they start sounding like blizz shills.
finallyalmost 20 hours of my life spent killing this fat whoresurely the time i will save on drinking during lashers will be worth it
>>555599971>he doesn't know
>>555599971Ummm why are your unitframes in the default place and not the middle of the screen?
>>555599971why did you betray <Evil>
>>555601597i wonder how legal is all this
Give. Me. The. Ring. You. Owe.
>>555600393I have chosen not to shittalk the guild in the thread talking about it as I do not want to sabotage the efforts of those in it that did nothing wrong and I truly wish them the best if they can have fun where I wasn't.I will say it wasn't over the fucking ring though, not that anyone that was there sincerely believes that's the case.
>>555601597>and you idiots praised us every timenice to see that this never changed
>>555601597>9 minutes agoSTOP THE PRESSES!!
>here's your party member bro
>>555602373Pay. Back. The. Gold. And. Gear. You. Stole.
>>555602373stupid nigger no one gives a fuck what you think or any defense you make if you can't muster up the basic spine to talk about your displeasure and what you ditched everyone for total bitchmade cuck
>>555602569Actually don't think a single piece of gear I have was contested at all besides the ZG trinket, and I gave the same 100g and bags I got to 4 other people (1 was someone's alt and he sent back the gold but he kept the bags so it counts).
>>555602373Was it over the intentional wipes in ZG?
BUCK BROKEN BY THE UPCOMING ROCKBITER CHANGE AND ZUL'GURUB
>Elekkow was intentionally wiping ZG
yall lost your best tank and dont even realize it yet lol
I raped you.
being ironic on the internet has ruined a whole generation of men
>>555604404Flag is still here though?
>wipe the raid multiple times because you're a noobie 60 but you're allowed to tank>nobody cares>one person wipes accidentally because of pet doing pet things>>IM QUITTING THE GUILD YALL LOST YOURE BEST TANK
>>555602373Quitting without saying anything after people carried you through MC, gave you gold, gave you bags, helped you level, got you attunesis a major bitch moveit just looks like you're a cunt that left after you got your full set
>>555604471>>555604470>>555604404burgor....
<gulag> does not have tranny drama btw you should join maybe haha
>>555604404Yeben will retvrn
I am now announcing my transition from <Evil> core raider to <Chuckers of Sneed> pug.
>>555606249i won't
>>555606091That's because everyone left when you they got filtered by an easy raid.I will enjoy my stay on Turtle as a lone wolf without the need of a troon guild.
>>555604404Gortrel…
>>555604404Slumber left a while ago, though
>>555605435QRD on burgor?
>>555606764QRD on Elafi?
>>555606803>known private server hacker>man in the middle attacks have subverted thousands of donations to his bank account>only tauren rogue known in existence>wall climbed to solo naxx during phase 2>notorious ninja looter, has earned (and RMT'ed) billions of gold from vendored blues/purples>every GM bows to burgor, all loot HRed to him>everyone who refuses to kneel mysteriously has their private server shut down days later>doxx attempts revealed his geographic location is on the moon>killed the ghost of kyiv in a dogfight over Bali, event was covered up by numerous governments
>>555606764kek
>Evil seems normal at first>start noticing weird shit after a few weeks>guild leader (definitely a dude irl) keeps DMing people for "private RP sessions">whatever people can do what they want>then one night after a raid wipe someone links guild chat logs in discord>its Gramble doing ERP with like 5 different officers>not even good ERP it's "massages boobs" tier garbage>apparently Gramble got rejected by one of the officers for a "deeper storyline" >starts intentionally wiping the raids>they are literally having meetings about who's "loyal" now>one guy in discord starts defending Gramble>"you just don't understand complex RP dynamics">spending more time arguing about who gets to ERP with who than actually playing>there is literally a waiting list for ERP with the guild leader>THERES A QUEUE>quit>they start making up lies about me quitting over a stupid ring that drops every weeksigh.
>>555602373Sad to see you leave. Hope you reconsider one day.
>>555595540>Elaynna's pugWut. I never had a pug. I would just jump pugs back and forth however I please. I would suggest pugs to people who ask me for pugs and sometimes I would meet people from FMC.There was a very good MC one that I frequented and often suggested to FMC members who asked. I ended up only going there because I wanted to help gear them up.Not gonna drop any names because I don't want to start more drama.>Elaynna hates him and shittalks him 24/7No I don't. I didn't mention Elicia for a very long time now.
>>555609668What happened between Elicia and you?
>>555609115PAY. WHAT. YOU. OWE.
>lying>again
>>555609636Even if he reconsiders we're not taking him back, he was a dogshit tank and a cunt who only took without ever giving back. We're all glad he left. Just the trash taking itself out, we should thank him.
>>555609975You aren't in the guild
>>555609756I don't really know. I believe I did bring up drama with her being involved in some way in the thread one too many times? But I really don't know. She completely cut contact with me and I don't want to bother her or anything so I decided to just leave it be.>>555609975Sounds like something I would write when I have a meltie. So vile and hurtful on purpose just to cause damage to a persons self-esteem and self-worth.
I'm quitting the guild
>>555610420Burgor... don't do it...
PAY. WHAT. YOU. OWE.AY.WHAT.YOU.OWE.
>>555609115you will be back crying to join back soon enough, nobody but evil accepts literal dead weights.
What do you think will happen in any other fucking guild when you tell them>hey guise me no want use windfury me use agility totemThat is if they even let you join as a shaman main tank
>>555610412I also stopped talking to you for the same reason. I felt like whenever I talked to you, soon after some stupid drama will be made up or brought back here.
Imagine being a young Tauren boy and getting kidnapped by two Night Elf baddies in Ashenvale and they rape you for days on end with their ten thousand years of sexual experience haha. Imagine them sitting on your face as they force you to moan "I'M ELUNE'S LITTLE COW BITCH" while you cum for the umpteenth time haha. And they put a collar around your neck and parade you around Darnassus on all fours like their dog haha! How horrible haha
>he can't even join Chuckers anymoremaybe he has a chance with Branded LMAO
>>555611132Agility totem is better for shaman tank, retard.
>>555611524>double the DPS of 4 players to take boss down faster>NUH UH, I GOTTA GET MY AGILITY UPEkellow, you are shit at the game.
>>555611705grey parsers dpers that wouldn't benefit from wf anyway chipping in how shaman tank doesn't need crit and mitigation
>>555611262Ah... I try to keep myself better in check lately so I don't mention any names and keep it vague so nobody can be accused. I'm sorry, Elicia. I sometimes write before I think. I hope you're doing well now.
>>555611275Imagine a timeline where Blizzard didn't fuck up nelves.
>>555611817Elekkow, you will spend the rest of your Turtle days pugging and never being invited a non ERP guild.
>>555611986i tank for fight club. your drama is beneath me
>>555611705They wouldn't be able to dps without the additional threat I'm getting from agi totem.
>>555611856They're still rad to me, damnit!Whenever I play Night Elf I play as visciously as possible. Orc scum must die!
>>555612171You don't tank for shit right now. You are below Aecheur. At least he quit without saying anything.
>>555599971The procrate is nerfed you moron.
>>555612315If you can't maintain threat, maybe step away from being a tank. Forever.
>>555612338i will say it again, i tank for fight club, your drama is beneath me, shaman tanks use agi totem.
>>555611132There's a point where you just can't tell whether posts like these are b8 or just the honest musings of a retard who fell for someone else's misinformation.I always used windfury when I was the sole shaman in my group.
>>555611848Kill yourself.
>>555611856Imagine a timeline where Blizzard didn't fuck up belvesI hate the "UHM THEY'RE AKSHUALLY GOOD GUYS NOW!!" retcon so, so much. Evil elf races are almost always the most kino.
>>555612550Enjoy being guildless.Cunt.
>>555612683blood elves are still evil.READ. WHAT. YOU. POST.
The actually good shaman tanks use tranquil air just to prove they can hold threat with it.
>>555612590I'm serious I didn't mention you for months and I try to do better. I just wanted to help where I can and keep in touch because I liked a lot of members from FMC.
>>555612171The guild that quit?
Nobody cares for your gay ass guilds. Take it to Discord.
>>555611848>>555613205attentionwhore kys
>>555613205Die.
>>555613324Where's her dick?
>>555602373Lmao at all the seethe, he probably realized the guild isn't going anywhere and decided to leave while he is ahead, based as fuck.Good luck in BWL Elekkow
>>555613324Burgor looks like THAT?!
>>555613467>>555613470B-bweehh...
>steals all the gear>leavesthis is what you get for inviting horde subhumans
>>555613205Not me. Also it hasn’t been months.
>>555613784Elaynna, you are retarded. And I'm saying that as someone who once considered you a friend.
CHUCKERS PLEASE LET ME INI REALIZED I WAS WRONG TO LEAVE BUT EVIL WON'T TAKE ME BACKLET ME IN CHUCKERS PLEASE I NEED YOU
I already warned Chuckers about Elekkow.
<Branded> has an open spot for you Elek, we're in need of a new milking cow
I am sorry burgor, I once considered you a friend. But it is no longer so.
I'm raising money to pay Elekkow the 1000g he's asking for to come back. Please send anything you can spare to Burgor if you want to contribute.
>>555614068>Not me.I know>Also it hasn’t been months.Would you say I didn't improve at all?>>555614109I'm a warrior main and a helf most hunter pets have more int than I do... why can't you feel sorry for me for once?
>>555615409Just RWTed my tier 3.5 account to sell to burgor!!!
I am going to make it easy for you <Evil>Pay me 900 gold so I can get my epic riding, and a guarantee that I get the next legendary that drops, and I'll return to the guildIf my demands aren't met by this Saturday I will join Chuckers and never look back
If Elekkow came back he would instantly leave again after seeing all the shit we're talking about him in discord. Turns out we all really really hated him and had a lot to say once he couldn't see it.
>>555615446Elaynna is based and watching him farm seethe from angry faggots is basically the only reason to read this thread.
just sent RMT gold to burgor
Please send gold to Elafi instead we need her back in Evil. I haven't got the chance to plap her properly yet.
>>555616168Add to that, that the entire guild has to watch me get creampied by Keyholder after each raid.
Anyone know any guilds looking for a shaman tank on Ambershire?
>>555617138<Evil>, they just lost theirs
Anyone know any good guilds looking for a shaman tank on Ambershire?
>>555617275But I just left Evil...
>>555617337Why did you do that?
>>555617408I felt overlooked...
Elekkow here, I am announcing my transition journey.
>>555587827ambershire pretty good for (E)RP?
"Ele"kkow baited the guild into thinking he is an elemental shaman.He needs to pay back the gold.
>>555617595fucking kek after all this time jib still catching strays
>>555617138Real talk bud you're going to have to heal or dps. Only retarded 4chan guilds would accept a meme spec as their tank. The ones that gave it a chance never try it again because tank shamans all refuse to put down windfury, as if the healers are so bad that they need that 4% dodge more than our dps need double damage.
>>555618243The branded guild in the op is an erp guild
>YES IT TOOK ME A MONTH TO GET TO LVL 60>BUT YOU NEED TO PAY ME 3000 GOLD OR I LEAVE
>>555618642okay but what about the RP part
>>555612323>There is a WC3 campaign about the war of thorns.>Tried playing it>Really well made custom models>Its a shared campaign between Horde and Alliance>So the first mission is Horde centered and starts in Ashenvale>Orcs just "hide" beneath the trees with wisps all around them>Huge, red tent city with lots of big, bright fires>"So far none of the night elves have spotted us Saurfang.">Alright somehow all the sentinels missed out on that I guess>Play further sentinels taken completely by surprise>Again wisps all around us>Then suddenly forsaken rangers ambush a sentinel patrol>"We've ambushed several night elf patrols effortlessly pfeh!">Move into Astranaar >Nobody engages us>Nobody sounds any alarms>You just move from spot to spot>One place is literally a orphanage with night elf kids>Saurfang says something like>"I'm getting too old for this">But proceeds to chop away at them anyway>Wow so much for the great noble orc but thanks for your input anyway>Force myself to finish the mission how the Horde just cuts through Ashenvale>Of course barely any resistance>Next mission you play night elves>Keep on playing walking through the burning town of Astranaar>Clearing it from Forsaken troops>Suddenly the rest of the Alliance arrives>The most crappy looking OCs I've ever seen>Including some kind of Walrus guy>Night elf heroine goes "Tsank you, massas for saving us we'd be nuffin' without our massas by our side.">Shake my head in disbelief>Close the campaign and then the gameI really regret playing that campaign.
>>555618729There's a dwarf rp guild that seems decently active but that's about it as far as I know
This general is still so gay I honestly hope it is a new gen of like 16-early 20s doing this shit because if its the same group of people then they are nearing 30 now...like il just throw out 2 names that come to mind first, Puddy and Javel. Is it still those same people? Because I like traps that are you know like 18ish, not 30ish. Debating joining one of these guilds and doing some trap chasing, give it to me straight bros what's happening in here.
FACT: Elekkow only promised to stay for 3 raids.So... just leave him alone?
>>555619032you need to kill yourself
>>555619032Who's that girl in your pic? What anime is that?
>>555619032I'm 27.
>>555619157boku no pico
>>555619147Life is too funny ;p>>555619462Are you cute? Have any pics you want to share? Add me on discord@ allsmiles69You can still look cute in mid-late 20s if you keep fit/do the right workouts, and at the end of the day have the right build.
>>555612424It's still high enough for me to be ending every pack at full mana, and is making up ~15-20% of my non totem dps. It's bretty good.
>>555619719I weigh 350 pounds.
why lie?
Because self-delusion doesn't need to stop at oneself. Learning to win from degenerates. Do as they do — loud and proud, until the day, reality catches up.
>>555624108all of gulag joined burgorlag....
>>555618729Ambershire is dogshit for RP. It's basically all ERP. The only guild that attempts RP is a dwarf guild. That's it. If you want RP, play on Nordanaar.
how's ambershire treating you
>>555618346It's actually Elekk-OW!
REMINDER: <Chuckers of Sneed> won.
>>555631129Elekkow left for no reason. lmao.
REMINDER: You are all mentally ill and you will never reproduce.
>>555631129fuck... i was too late...
>>555631129Yeah turns out there's a lot of people who love saying the nigger word in gchat, and it's absolutely retarded to close the guild off to this thread alone and let it die when you ultimately can't muster enough anons to raid. Who could have possibly predicted this?Oh wait. I did. I told you so.
>>555632123nobody knows but we already started inviting a few non-anonsmostly because retards forget to ask and just invite any random that whispers but we have 2-3 that are non-anons and are completely clueless about the threadI just hope they don't report us for saying the no-no word in guild chat
>>555632123Yeah they say nigger then they complain about being misgendered >>555502274Say what you want about <Evil> trannies but none of them are going to shit their diapers over being called he
>>555631129Is it too late to join? I’m top 10 DPS in Evil.
>>555633092You can be top 10 dps in Evil in greens, doesn't mean anything
>>555632853>Be me>Level 55 shammy pounding out the last levels>Look at this thread, see chuckers in op wanna join>Whisper zazed>yo man I'm from 4chan and I wanna join the guild>he whispers me back "we are not a 4chan guild because we don't accept trannies fags and furries">ignores meThis is not chuckers drama you retard
Join <evil> to get super rare epics today!
>>555635332Bet you guys had to pug 2 randoms for this run at this point
>>555635475100% pure evil
>>555635712Elafi isn't in Evil.
>>555636442Boyfriend is
>>555636442he's a triple agent
>>555632853The screenshot isn't from the Chuckers discord which is why the names are censored.
>>555636442>He doesn't know
>>555636442https://turtlecraft.gg/armory/Ambershire/Elafihttps://turtlecraft.gg/armory/Ambershire/ElafieElafi left <Evil> on his main to join <Branded>. He left his alt Elafie in <Evil>. His plan is to raid with <Evil> on his alt and gear it up, while using his main to raid with <Branded> and help them out because it's already gear up.Because Gramble is a braindead coomer, he's allowing Elafi to use the guild like this. You know, for being a "dom," Gramble has no balls. In any other guild this would be unacceptable. In any other guild a GM would step in and say "No, you can't raid with us on your alt." <Evil> is an over-glorified pug, and not even a good one at that.
>>555632787It was like this from the start. Aecheur had no clue you had to vet recruits by asking them where they heard about the guild, and I'm pretty sure purposefully invited some non-anons.
>>555635332<Branded> already has an Ironfoe.https://turtlecraft.gg/armory/Ambershire/Dathran
>>555637936elafi working as a mediator, based
i am beginning to regret my decisions
>>555639019should of join chuckers
>>555639019cinematic ending at least
>>555639019still better than evil
>>555638340>paladin with ironfoeWhy are branded players so bad at gearing
>>555639439Pretty good mace for a prot tank.
>>555639019Karma.The average pug raid is worse than <Evil>
>>555642060>The average pug raid is worse than <Evil>
>>555639019>>555642396You know what these have in common?A certain shaman tank.
>>555642521Which is why Elekkow was kicked from <Evil>.
>>555642521true if grim
*wipes single tear*
>>555642626Kicked that freak for wiping raids and getting pissed over 1 item.
>>555602373You don't want to talk about it because you were kicked from the guild.It was funny watching you cope and the usual trolls shit on you for "abandoning" Evil but eventually the truth comes out, and the reality is you were told to fuck off because people were tired of your antics. It's true you weren't kicked over the ring. That was more the straw that broke the camel's back. It wasn't even you being terrible at the game and constantly causing wipe. Even that's forgiveable.No, ultimately you were kicked because of your shitty attitude. The "gimme money" beggar grift schtick was annoying, but we all figured you'd cut it out once Elafi gave you some gold out of pity. No, instead you continued to be a cunt and have an attitude during raids. At the end of the day you aren't fun to play with, you were making other people want to quit, and you had to be let go.Hopefully you learn your lesson now that you're forced to pug, grow from this experience, and stop being an obnoxious douche. But if you don't I don't care because I'm never having anything to do with you ever again.
>>555643995The GM actually put his foot down and kicked a retard?Oh this is just a shitpost nvm. I almost believed it.
>>555644212It wasn't Gramble who made the call and told Elekkow to kick bricks.
>>5556429421. He didn’t get kicked, he quit voluntarily.2. He never wiped intentionally. Almost every tank will wipe periodically from time to time. It is possible to wipe despite making no mistakes.3. He didn’t get mad, he merely disagreed with the current loot system due to a history of pugs getting BiS gear and then leaving (eg. like in the first MC raid). A loot council is a reasonable and logical proposal with existing precedent, many other previous anon guilds used similar loot systems. Gramble already HRs certain valuable items in a quasi-pseudo loot council (eg. Flag and Bindings).4. He is not a freak. He did not play a female toon, ERP or behave in other degenerate ways like y’all do every day. He has a backbone, set boundaries, and stood up for himself, which is a healthy and masculine trait.
What’s the best server if I wanna play on and off with little to no chance of the server going away? And staying populated. Ambershire?
>>555644413>n-no i left voluntarily
>>555644454Ambershire is probably your best bet for that. Or paymane.
>>555644413sure elekkow
Evil current roster was pretty solid
>>555644454Noord is never merging, it's always chill.There is no rush.You can just join a raid and get everything
>>555644750It's kind of true. He was told to leave and he left. But if he'd said no he would have been gkicked.
>>555644872the raid is being hard carried by 3 specific players
>>555644985Who are...?
>>555644413The thing is he benefited from the current loot system. He joined the raids with fresh leveling greens and we replaced them with purples. Now that he's geared, he's trying to pull the ladder up from other anons doing the same. It's pure greed.
>>555644413>he only wiped because he is shit!!!>he was never mad he was just angry>he is not a freak, but you should PAY WHAT YOU OWE
>>555644413>I don't like how people get fed gear while being carried so they can leave right after, so I'm gonna get fed gear while being carried and leave right afterhmmmmm
>>5556444131. He was told to leave.2. He caused wipes because he's bad.3. He got angry he didn't get one piece of loot handed to him after having a dozen other pieces of loot handed to him.4. He is a freak. He posted on /heals/ with his findom shit and findommed known tranny dogfucker Elafi.
>>555645018Me and my friends.
>>555645018Therin, Flag, and Eyba/Seralys.
>>555637936Why do you make it sound like Elafi is the bad guy for merely acting within the guild's rules?If you dont like it, change the rules, otherwise shut the fuck and stop crying.
>>555645018Me, Myself, and I.
>>555645458Eyba/Seralys/Seraphiana/Tilia/Arami/Istarelle (yes, they're all the same dude multiboxing)
Keyholder is Elekkow's dom.
>>555645473>"the guild has no rules against doing extremely shitty things? this is my opportunity to take advantage of them!"How jewish of you.
>>555637936>THIS is what butthurt Elafi haters ACTUALLY believe0/10 cry more, tranny.
>>555645018Therin, Eyba, Seralys
We've been doing MC for so long barely anyone needs anything
>>555645559I count Eyba and Seralys as one person because they come as a packaged deal.
>>555645018Mcian
>>555645341>>555644872That's so funny, Burgor.
>>555643995>>555644413Guys, youre in MC gear, none of you are "geared", i literally join MC pugs and put people on /follow half the time on my alts, who gives a shit?I feel like watching homeless people fight over a turd sandwich in here.Now excuse me, I have to enchant my newest t3.5 piece.
>>555644839>>555644887Thank u sirs. May just go amber since it’s fresher
>>555646108>i literally join MC pugsAnd look how well pugs go >>555639019
This "Burgor" freak has changed his name on Ambershire.
>>555645596Uh, yes?just ban alts lol
I would never trust a pug with Majordomo
>>555646293Or you could stop being a jew.
>>555646232my pugs are usually chinks/russians in t3.5 carrying my shitty alt in greens for their 500th attempt at getting binding/sigil
>join raid with your alt>this means your name is Hitlerexplain with cute drawings
>>555646465Yeah that doesn't apply to Ambershire retard. Grats on getting carried.
>>555646282Who?
>>555645473Elafi isn't even the first person to bring an alt to MC.
>>555646423Someone else will come along and abuse the system, ban alts or the only logical conclusion is that you are fine with it.Almost every guild puts restrictions on alts.
>>555646561You don't know burgor?
>>555646592>someone else will act like a jew so i'd better act like a jewThis is a very kosher cope.
Can I SR tear as a healer?
>>555645593Why hasn't she invited him to Branded? He left his guild for her and she's just hanging him out to dry and forcing him to join pugs?
I might leave the guild too tbqdesu
>>555646816We have too many tanks as is, he can put on a dress and go restobitch though.
>>555646816It's part of being a real dom, forcing your sub to suffer through pugs while laughing at their wipes.Of course, fail doms like Gramble would never understand.
>>555646816The dog hasn't earned his invite yet.
>>555646831Why?
>>555647137too toxic, I might just stop raiding
>>555646816As someone who has raided with both I can say without exaggeration that Elekkow does over double Keyholder's threat, if he joined Keyholder would never have aggro and would just be a damage dealer that does 200 dps. I can see why she doesn't want to invite him.
>>555647224Really? I find the raiding environment to be really casual and fun
>>555645018someone post the zg log
>>555647258I was in that UBRS with both of them.Elekkow healslutted for Keyholder.
>>555647137the fact that you have to ask which implies you think your behaviour is okay is the real issue tbqdesu
>>555647331It's not that fun being around some people and I am geared already.
Everyone knows that Branded players have alts in Evil, why is it suddenly a problem now
>>555647258Elafi...
>>555647541Just take a break. Come back when BWL releases.
>>555647391https://www.turtlogs.com/viewer/7724/base?history_state=2
>>555647773/ourguy/ Jib at the top of the chart yet againcan anyone else even compete?
Elekkow is Jib.
>>555647773>filthydrunk deadlast in dpsWhy was he so bad?
>>555648062this makes so much sense
>>555645018burgor, burgortwo, burgorthree
>>555647773rainus self damage almost beating filthy is so funny
>>55564845870 is not almost 197
Elekkow just Jibbed all over my Torzag.
Torghast
>>555645215I thought he was asked to leave?
>>555647391https://www.turtlogs.com/viewer/82146/base?history_state=1https://www.turtlogs.com/viewer/82165/base?history_state=1
>>555649548>askedTold to leave.
>>555647773lol @ therin barely doing 500 dps without abusing xer broken poison meme spec
>>555649895He was better geared in BWL shit at that point too. His DPS is going to brick after the class changes because he was never good.
>>555650061Anon that ZG was literally before the first BWL run.
>>555647773That was a whole year ago...
Fuck I hope ambershire releases BWL soon. It's gonna be so much fuuuuuun with the guild.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>turtlewow is downit's over...
>>555639019we won't take you back.
>>555644413Elekoww did play a Tauren Male which is based and cowpilled.
>>555650237He was one of the few along with Filthy who were pugging BWL at that point.
>>555645018Therin, Seralys, Gramble
>>555651671And what amazing pieces of gear did Therin get from those pug runs?
>>555645018Jib, Storage, Elekkow
>>555651653Every male tauren in /wpsg/ guilds has been a fudgepacker though
Found Branded's last MC logshttps://www.turtlogs.com/viewer/82534/base?history_state=74
>>555653320Elafi...
>>555651653so did bbcheur and telol the bugchaser
I've put something like 20 days and 1500 gold into my hunter but I think im going to level this warlock to 60 and raid with it instead.
>>555645018Me, Swolebenji and Ogtucker.
>>555645018SkollBoyfriendCat
Strongest solo battleground pvp class in turdle?
>>555657951Paladins for winning the matchShamans for winning a fight
>>555658458what if i want to play a real class
Any vanilla freshies in the horizon?
>>555658579TBC anniversary
Elwynn belongs to the horde
Well im installing turtle. Looking forward to harassing normies and flirting with trannys.
Has anyone tried warsworn yet?
>>555650061>>555651671I wasn't pugging bwl. I was using: madcap/darkmantle and zg claws
Your damage is going to be effectively halved with the upcoming nerf. You’ll be below Theo.
>>555659294BASEDLove killing alliance subhumans in Goldshire
>>55564441316 lines of erp and i'm fine...break my guild but act like my egf...wonder who you'll erp when i quitand if i tried to watch would you ack?
I've ruined my whole life. I'm going to kill myself.
>>555678252Do it Jib you pathetic coward
>>555646816I'm extremely racist against horde.
>>555678252Fuck off Jib. Do a backflip.
Tauri.You join <gulag>Now.You kill spics.
>>555679251Did you ever fuck Elaynna’s male elf Darelon? He made that elf just for you Keyholder. He wants you to hold his key.
>>555679367Don't kill yourself Pablo!!!
>>555679403Never seen a character with that name, and I don't even know who that e-celeb is because I'm new
>>555679606Ok so who were you before?
@grok what's the definition of "new"?
It’s super suspicious how you out of nowhere claimed to be new. So who were you before Keyholder?
>>555680012Whoever you hate the most is who I was before.
nordanaar or ambershire for erp? haven't decided on gender yet but dom
>>555680301Well whoever you were it must be super embarrassing if you had to invent a whole new persona. Hopefully you learned from whatever mistakes you made and grew from them. Enjoy your second chance.
>>555680323You should kill yourself.
>>555680323Nordanaar. There’s more roleplayers and thus more opportunity for ERP. Barely anyone RPs on Ambershire.
>>555680372Thanks babe, now put on the cage.
NegaElaynna…
>when your cage is as smaller than one of your testicles
>is as smaller than
>>555681760Not making much of that second chance.
>>555682118Niggalynna
Am not Keyholder. Am Syllana and I already said that.
Keyholder more like CRINGEholder
>see someone is named permalocked>name yourself keyholdercheckmate atheists
>>555679367Sell me on Tauri.
>>555683435You get your desired character to lvl 100.Then you wait for Legion.2 more week.s
>>555683681Sounds kinda gay not gonna lie.What are the benefits?
>>555683758You get to play Legion with /wpsg/.
>>555683839Blech.
I know who you are nigger
>>555683965My second chance, wasted!
>legion gameplay>it's actually picrel
>>555683965bwehehehe
>>555684270>femworgen dogpussyI’M IN
wow, I'm rich!
Keyholder is actually Johntankman
BUY MY WARES
>>555684568He’s probably Orbseeker.
>>555684774>orbseeker is keyholderPottery
>>555683758you solo or group with others for old raids and pretend you're good and have a healthy raiding guild
>>555684954As long as they’re having a good time they’re better than Evil but that’s a low bar
>Everyone from evil talks so badly about me>What a horrible person I am>Yet I'm not in evil at all>And they still have constant drama with people leaving and it always includes the usual suspects that shall not be named or else they get angry at me for naming them>Meanwhile I'm nice to all Anons>Even to those who regularly insult me and talk badly about me to complete strangers>But I'm a great threat for some reasonReally makes one think it does.
>>555685572Fuck off. We talk badly about you because we know you.
>>555685572No one talks about you in Evil, 90% of the people in it don't even know who you are.
>I AM A NICE PERSON OKAY!?!?!no nice person has ever had to say this.
>>555684774>OrbseekerThe 40 year old divorced dad who got off to playing a fem dom? The fag who freaked out over Filthy saying joji sucked? Lol almost forgot about him
>>555685716Are you nice?
>>555685697Lel >>555685685
>>555685805no, I am <Evil>
>>555685685See? Why are you so angry? I'm being nice to you and you just throw insults like that for no reason. How am I any harm to you?
>be actually nice to other anons>never once have anyone say anything bad about meIt’s that easy.
Didn’t Elaynna tell Filthydrunk and his wife to go kill themselves because they didn’t invite Jib to a Kara10? Real nice guy to all anons.
>>555686153Is that you Burgor?
>>555685572burgor...
Elekkow is actually Zaptuah
>>555686153The only time my name has appeared in this thread is someone saying they missed me. Made me smile.
Actually nice people never get mentioned here.Like Tilia and Mcian.
>>555686450If you treat people alright and don’t make a spectacle of yourself you don’t get mentioned in the thread.
>>555686450You never hear of Potatopizza even though he has been raiding for a long long time.
>>555686271Hm... I think I said something like he should drown her in vodka or something. But to be fair he was very annoying about his wife, to the point where I thought she doesn't exist. Because how often would anyone mention their wife out of the blue for no reason? Every day he would make a comment about his wife that and his wife this. Also that was after we had a major fight with each other. He also provoked me.
>he
>>555686694That doesn’t excuse being bad to other anons. You should have turned the other cheek.
Elaynna stop trying to re-litigate past drama for the billionth time. The people who know are never going to change their mind about you and the people who don’t know don’t care.So shut up.
>>555587827What is this even supposed to be?
>>555687089Outland, Zangarmarsh.
>>555687089It’s a garbage OP by some fag desperate to re-add Evil in hopes of saving it from its dwindling numbers. Meanwhile Chuckers has stopped recruitment because they have too many players.
>>555687215Mushrooms unironically too tall
<Evil> went from 20+ players per raid to 13.
>>555687329>hand off fmc to telol>fmc dies>hand off evil to gramble>evil dies
>>555687329>slow as fuck server progression>weak GMs>inviting shit stirrers for "content"
>>555687041Someone else started it but yes you're right. Sorry. Gonna be silent now.
>>555687329Don't worry. Gramble's plan is to invite Branded alts to fill out raids. Quite a few Branded members have at least one alt at level 60 ready to raid, with some having two or three. They typically pug but have agreed to join Evil raids. I won't reveal what they are getting in exchange yet.
>>555687089New turtle dungeon concept art
I'm new and i care to hear what happened
>>555686137>I'm being nice to you and you just throw insults like that for no reason. How am I any harm to you?>it always includes the usual suspects that shall not be named
Yeah <gulag> won
>>555687568K.
>>555684270wtf i love legion now?
>>555687437>>555687490fresh blood carried evil hard. fmc trannies just can't sustain a guild as no one wants to be around them
>>5556878122 biological females.
You may be joking but we actually have a biofem in <gulag>
geeked upplaying twow all dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcrhAycXIf4
>>555687812nelfies with no tattoos, why...
>>555688461It's not natural.
>>555688461they both have the same big red tattoo
>>555688312I know that, there was an earthquake in ziggerland 18 hours ago, probably her flopping out of the bed
>>555687851It's fun watching the new anons realize why the rest of us avoid the tranniesMy advice to them is leave the guild and either find another one or play another gameIt isn't worth your time
>>555688461they both have the same big paw tattoo
>>555684774>>555685762>Rackbride was Fuutank>Keyholder was Orbseekerwhat's next?Elafi being Daddyxissues?Elekkow being Torzag?
>Elafi being DaddyxiussesI believe that. Way too many similarities.
>>555690262all burgor btw
>>555690520The problem is dogfucking became a way too popular gooner fantasy ever since noname.
I look like this irl but with a beard and black hair
>>555691556
Kael got double cucked by Arthas and Thrall
dont act so smug...
evil insulting people who won't join their guild or leave it is like incels calling girls they ask out ugly after they get rejected
>>555692724But then when you join their guild they shit talk you even worse.
I’ve been raiding with Evil for months and have never been bad mouthed.
>>555687851>fresh blood carried evil hardAll the best players are from FMC.
>______ has left the guild>/who _______> ________ <branded>?????
>>555696609based kino transitioning
>>555696609Does burgor really???
i miss sylma
in an hour i will steal the gbank, gkick everyone and delete the discord
>>555698361you wont do anything you limp dicked pussy lol
>>555698451this is the last time you cross aecheur
>>555698361Finally
>>555685572Only true patricians are elaynna enjoyers
>>555698654lol go suck a troon
>Johnnothreatman still hasn't realized that he is the only one to use the term "zigger"Learn to move on ffs.
>>555701219>t. ziggroid
>>555687851?Therin, elicia, mcian etc. were the only ones whose numbers weren't dogwater.
...and Himecut!
Hey this is <Branded>. We hate Elafi. The dogfucking shit is gross. Can you take her back?
>When I see Flag
*messages your boob*
>>555705248Elaynna! No! Bad!
>>555705303FAIL!
...and Pearl!
...and Burgor!
>>555705839
lgbt + animethe most iconic duo
You guys do know that burgor was depressed right?I get that some of you don't understand what it's like to be depressed. But when someone is feeling sad, they might lash out at people and say words they don't actually mean.Maybe it's time to move on and leave him alone?He hasn't been in these threads for years. He has moved on, now it's time for (You) to move on as well.
>>555706190BURGOR MENTIONED
turtle wonnedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJouJ8n-dto
You guys do know that Elekkow was depressed right?I get that some of you don't understand what it's like to be depressed. But when someone is feeling sad, they might lash out at people and say words they don't actually mean.Maybe it's time to move on and leave him alone?He hasn't been in these threads for years. He has moved on, now it's time for (You) to move on as well.
>>555706425That's a no-no! Stop posting!
>>555704791>her
eating a whole chicken rn might goon later
You guys do know that Sylma was depressed right?I get that some of you don't understand what it's like to be depressed. But when someone is feeling sad, they might lash out at people and suck dog dicks.Maybe it's time to move on and leave her alone?She hasn't been in these threads for years. She has moved on, now it's time for (You) to move on as well.
>>555707505I'd be depressed too if I were Elekkow.
>>555706771This is so sad. Just sent burgor 50g in mail, hope he cheers up!!!
Huh?! Burgor deleted his character?!
If i want to make a GET /b/ thread tomorrow to rename Cat, is dubs too easy? I feel like trips might never happen but dubs could happen in like 5 posts and that wouldn't be very fun.
>>555707646
What are they doing?
>>555708704He renamed his character.
Turtle-WoW managed to turn things around with The Tower of Karazhan, which was the update that said, “OK guys, we're absolute monsters, we don't deserve you, but we're going to try to change.” They succeeded because they won back the goodwill of players by giving us an update rich in content and very open-minded (too much so, some would say, but since they had to make up for the fact that they were accused of being rapists, thieves, profiteers, subhumans, they had to go overboard) and agreed to almost all of the players' requests and feedback.Unfortunately, this only lasted for that update, because as soon as the next update came out, they went back to being arrogant piece of shits who only care about money, giving us the most bugged year in the server's history (not a single update went smoothly, and when I say bugged, I don't mean a little lag here and there, I mean an entire zone or important quests unplayable for weeks, guild banks with years of memories completely wiped out without compensation, etc.), with nonsensical content (no flow or logic) and an absolutely shitty quest design.
>>555708886Ok Reddit
>>555708817Why is Eyba naked???
>>555708817GROOMED
wtf eyba told me she went to sleep.....
can someone check up on Eyba? I am very concerned.
>>555708817nonononoNONONONONONO
>>555709647eyba... you cheating whore!
>>555709647EYBA YOU FUCKING CHEATER
>>555708817>>555709647This is what Gramble does instead of actually GM the guild which is why <Evil> is falling apart.
>>555709647FUCKING WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO EVERY GIRL I LOVE
Elekkow asked me for a ginvite and I told him to get fucked. No takebacks you stupid faggot!
super delish goon time
>>555709647>>555708817that SLUT better keep her hands off of things THAT BELONG to ME don't EVER be in the same zone together EVER again IF YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR YOU STUPID BITCH!!!
>>555710095Post a screencap.
>>555710196>cheating on boyfriend
>>555601597he's honestly not wrongas much as I hate faggot chink gold sellers, banning the buyers in mass with trickery is the way to go.
What's wrong Eyba? Got just a little heat and put your clothes back on?
>>555710572she's in discord voice channel right now she was purposely dying to finish something so she took her armor off to avoid dura lostu creep weirdo loser now leave her alone
super delish
>>555710857Eyba was there over an hour naked with Gramble and then when that was posted quickly got dressed and logged.
haaahhhh y-yes honey i was just ummmm....taking my armor off to save on repair bill!
>evil has no erpers
>>555711426why lie?
What in the schizoposting is going on here
>ask people in gchat for help on a quest>no answers>check thread>gm is erpingyeah starting to see why so many anons left
>>555711509Silithus lord killing
>we were killing silithus lords and our clothes fell off then i tripped and fell on his dick!good one eyba
>>555708817>>555709647>>555710572How does this affect you?
>>555710857
>>555712171This happened.
Which form did Eyba fuck?
>>555712637>>555712171>>555711839>>555711584
Must resist joining the funposting. Its so hard...
>>555712937Do it. Funpost.
>>555712937you are banned from funposting.
when légion!
>>555712937Funposting is what you should do. What you shouldn't post are reruns of old drama where you defend yourself. Newsflash the thread hates you. Embrace the hate and shit all over them. The fags of this thread deserve nothing less.
>>555711402yes this is what happened
>>555713169kedden
all of this is the direct result of Theodorian losing in a duel to Tandroknever forget that
>>555713359But your weapon isn't unequipped. >>555709647
Where can I HR my turn with Eyba?
>>555713534PROPERTY OF GRAMBLEGET YOUR OWN TROON
IT. WAS. MY. TURN.
You don't own her, it's just your turn
it just feel good when tauren dick slide inside me high elf pussy in silithuslove from argentina
>>555713327I want them to like me again not hate me.
We all had her!
>>555714154then apologize to all who you have hurt.
>>555714369never take advice from a guy who doesn't know when to say who and when to say whom
>>555714154I know. But they won't and you know that.
>>555714154don't crash out over a pair of lvl 25 BoE green boots and maybe we won't.
>>555714154You know what you need to do.
>>555713527rich thorium spawned before she jumped off a cliff but there was a scarab mob near it so she used her weapon real fast and got 2 arcane crystals
Jumping around the Stormwind's fountain while holding hands with Seralys.
>>555714540Still no reason to add fuel to the fire I think.>>555714625No I don't lmao.>>555714612Not me.
>>555714765Until you learn to let go and let loose this thread will always hold power over you.
>>555714765Have you actually tried to understand why people dislike you? That should be the first step. Then, you should contact those people privately and apologize.
>>555715196Wrong.
>>555715196He does understand
Reminder that Supplies is in <Evil> again after having a meltdown.Can you find his new character :)
This reminds me of back in the day, I was playing an mmo and I met this girl. We started a relationship and we started a guild together. We eventually became so powerful, we were one of the highest ranked guilds in the game. And then it started. I caught her giving "dates" to members of our rival guilds. In exchange for gold, items, or protection for our guild. A bunch of their members came to me to brag that she belonged to them now. I challenged them all to a duel and lost every one of them. Eventually, she left the guild and convinced a lot of our members to leave as well. She joined the 2nd strongest guild as the girlfriend of the leaders. I wasn't even angry. I was sad, but happy. She used me as a stepping stone to gain success and it only made me love her more. I never spoke to her again, though. This all reminds me of what is happening between Evil and Branded.
>>555715483Shut up Gramble
>>555715483why are ERP faggots so bad at writing
>>555715467No one cares
>>555715483Theo....
>>555715483>
>>555715467I have no clue why Supplies joined Evil and not Branded when they want to healslut and post in /heals/.
>>555716049>>555715483Burgor....
>>555715483aecheur vs silkfang
https://i.gyazo.com/8dde797bd1317fe624f41412e5dadad1.pnghttps://i.gyazo.com/40e405279eafd5ea861b97dd0d7c40de.jpghttps://i.gyazo.com/5c4ce9b8ef6966a41e69e348c56dac22.jpghttps://playwarsworn.com/classes/Are we back bros?
>>555718448That's retarded.
Can you still use heirlooms from the funserver on evermoon? Don't feel like raw leveling to be quite honest
>>555720093yeahbuy looms and their upgrades there since gold is easy to come by
>>555720224dope tyI'm thinking warlock
>>555708817>>555709647Where are the ERP logs?
>>555715483Did it take long to type this all out with only one hand?
>>555720390DHs get 20k gold by just finishing the starting zone.That will get you enough gold for a lot of heirlooms.
>>555720446No logs for something that's fake nonny
>>555721191Seralys...
>>555718448that's incredibly cool
>>555718448>think LoL x WoW!so...... dota? the thing that was built on WC assets and LoL ripped off later?
>>555721191then why are you naked in silithus
>>555723547guinsoo and pendragon are niggers
>>555709901>GMwe need you-know-who back
>>555727238I wasn't?
>that unexplainable, slowly growing sexual tension when another helf starts jumping over you and does /purr and /lick and you do the same
>>555727352I mean, so is Ice Frog, leaving a superior game and engine to chase valve money
>>555727352Guinsoo's Rageblade is a goated item though
Eyba wasn't naked. This is clothing.Learn English.
>>555728272sure thing Eyba
it's alright Eyba every lesbian needs some good cock once in a while we don't blame you
What are Seraly's thoughts and opinions and reflections on this?
>>555727636Sylma!
Ashen WoW is having a x2 xp event this weekendAnyone vanilla pvrist chads want to play with me? I'm making a femorc shaman
>>555730659Nothing happened...
>>555736191>femorcI puked
>>555730659she got keked and the entire thread saw it
ALIVE game
seralys is about to kill herself omg lol
It must be really sad for Seralys to pretend he is not hurt by his faggot boyfriend cheating on him, again, with the same person, again. Pretend you aren't boyfriends, pretend you don't want Eyba to only desire you. It will happen again.
>>555737756AHAHAHAHAHA THATS SO FUNNY! !!!!!!!!! DEPRESSION IS SO FUNNY!!! A HAHHAHAHA LAUGH AHAHAHAHAHA LAUGH AT DEPRESSION!!!!!!!!FUCK YOU
>>555730659
Seralys? More like Is-gay-AIDS, lol
>>555738147Eyba is a confirmed biological female she talks during evil raids all the time and even leads some of themwomen exist and play the same video games as you, deal with it.
>>555736191what timezone? might make an orc warrior
Seralys just quit the guild.....
>>555740065PST
im burgor AMA
>>555738474she never messaged me that much...
https://youtu.be/m3tjLN1JutU
>>555745816why did you get depressed
>>555746436people didn't send me enough gold to keep raiding
>>555728272Weird how she put that on and didn’t unequip her weapon for hours just so she could die and avoid repair costs.
>>555746830We will cater to you better next time.
Guys the test came from the hospital. I’m positive for seralys. It’s a bad case too. I just had to let you know since we well you know. You all should get tested too.
I didn't actually want to gquit I just have BPD and needed to be reassured that anyone would care if I didTurns out no one does
>>555746830I checked with the guild leader of [INSERT DRAMAFAG GUILD HERE], the thunderfury was accidentally sent to [INSERT DRAMAFAG NAME HERE]. We already blacklisted xir from [INSERT DRAMAFAG GUILD HERE] and guaranteed 100% of the next raid's loot is HR'ed to you. We're sorry about this incident, Burgor, and everyone in the guild has sent you the 200g tax you requested. Please don't expose the guild files to the public Burgor.
>>555748575Nobody cares fuck off fag
>>555748575burgor... it's okay...
QRD on Burgor?
>>555749328He is depressed.
>>555748575I cared
>>555749328see>>555607596
Was Elaynna ummm slut on /heals/? Because if so he should n
>>555749328if you go into the stormwind women's bathroom and say burgor in the mirror 3 times he appears to call you a tranny and kick you out
>>555750094Yes
<Evil> was better when it was run by the other tranny chaser
When I was having my moment I cheated on my boyfriend too to see if he cared and when he found out he beat the shit out of meI wish you guys cared enough to beat the shit out of me
>>555751068Theo...
How do we move on from this while pretending that everything is fine?
>When I was having my moment I cheated on my boyfriend too to see if he cared and when he found out he beat the shit out of me>I wish you guys cared enough to beat the shit out of me
>>555751607Just don't talk about it.
Two girls dating is not dating if you think about it, liking women is not gay
>>555751736Eyba cheated on Seralys because of this pic
>>555751068
>>555751932This is where the timeline diverted and <Evil> was set on a dark path.
>>555752775Yeah and now tucker is in there, im sure some crack smoking tranny chasing players will set things right.
>>555753143>crack smoking tranny chasingThats called gaming
>>555751068Not cool
>theo reported tandrok and branded for raping him>gms did nothing>not even a warning
>>555748575Burgor you should join the Branded guild! People there are nice!
>>555754457Burgor...
>I don't know why people hate me? I've been so nice to you retards?
>>555751068A real biofem actually wrote this post, literally.
i lost SGC roll to a level 54 hunterprivate servers for this feel?
>>555754783I lol'd
>>555755660Retail
i have a confession to make... i made every burgor post in this thread.
>>555757409retail has personal loot thoughever
Chuckers of sneed is recruiting once again. We need to fill out our cute "girl" section of feeders. Message anyone in the guild with an extremely cute message and we may consider you. Anime posters to the front of the line.
Eyba just gquit, why did you guys have to bully her?.....
>>555757531Fuck off tranny we’re full.
The 'jak shield
Why can’t you guys stay loyal to your ERP partners? All you do is sleep around with whoever types “messages boobs” to you. It’s sad.
>>555758184You wouldn't understand.
Selafi just killed xherself...
>>5557581841 character, 1 erp partner. It's that simple.
>>555758420That's still gross but even then you fags can't do that.
>>555758184Having a single partner is boring.
>>555758184In my personal experience, having a single ERP partner sucks.1) You get bored of them pretty quickly.2) You have to deal with their crazy bullshit which gets crazier as the two of you get closer and they think it's ok to go full BPD with you.Not saying you have to go all out on your harem but anything "exclusive" is dumb as fuck and doesn't work out in the long run except in extremely rare instances.
I don't erp but I love playing wow with my boyfriend everyday
>>555758850>>555758885manslut incel subhuman trash detected
eyba is not a biofem because biofems cannot parse that high.it is biologically impossible. the hollow bones in a female's hands and arms are too brittle and weak to play such physically demanding virtual entertainments -- their brains too small to process the vast amounts of audiovisual stimuli on screen. such claims that a biofem could achieve dizzying heights of DPS such as 500+ are, on their face, laughable.
The <Evil> to <Branded> pipeline was real....
>thanks for the gear losers BYE
Did pearl really join chuckers?
>>555760586Pearl was depressed.
STOP ROLLING WARLOCKS
>>555760043he got more gear more quickly than anyone else in the guild and still threw a meltie over an OS roll
>>555760043he came for gear not vibes. He was never going to make it.
>>555760883No you see it was ok when loot was handed to him when he was new and green and not even 60 but when another new anon is given loot over him that’s bad because.
Oh no, Elekkow missed on gay tranny ERP drama! Sad news.
>>555760981The vibes are trannies acting like 14 year old mean girls because the last time any of those fags interacted with a biofem irl that wasn’t their mommies it was getting bullied by the girls in their high school for being weird gross queers
>>555761402no the vibes are screaming nigger and faggot and calling your guildies those words for winning a roll over you that would be a 2% dps gain that you don't really care about.
>>555761402TRVKE
Why does the thread schizo keep using the phrase "mean girls"?
>>555761948she's just a girl don't be extra
0 trannies in the sneed guild such a breath of fresh fagless air
>scams the guild>gets free boosts>gears up extremely quickly>sells the accountYou got played. Idiots.
I liked Femboysocks. She was a cute brat.
>>555761948Asalys called me a mean girl once because I said Telol had big incel energy
>>555762191I’m glad a few good anons managed to get in and now that recruitment is frozen the troons who usually follow us like stalkers from guild to guild can’t join in and ruin our good times
By the time Naxx released, <Evil> will have splintered into 2 guilds and they can't even clear a single wing.
>>555762932Anons are already split up between three guilds
Why is the thread always like this when Eyba stays up late? Stop posting and go to bed you weird little man.
>>555763127Eyba is doing damage control for the ""incident""
>>555762769the officers and gm spends time making sure none will ever be let in as well i'm home desu, so tired of men in shitstained panties trying to say their based
>>555763127I don't even know who that is but your post made me lol...lol
>>555763230>see character is highelf and female>/gkickLiterally was this easy all along
Where exactly in Silithus did Gramble and Eyba ERP? I am going to perform a full investigation of the ""incident"".
Why don't you faggots shut the fuck up and talk about WoW instead of your faggot ERP and drama.
>>555763463Cenarion Hold
>>555763529We are still wiping in MC and ZG, what can even be talked about?
>>555763529Talk about the solved game?
>>555763623>We are still wiping in MC and ZGYou're going to be luck if you can even do MC this week with the 12 anons who didn't quit (including the one who causes intentional wipes but not including the main tank you fast tracked loot to because his contract ran out and you didn't renew)
>>555763463>>555763590https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5xWgrxnoDA
>>555763529Go to bed Eyba. You're grumpy and fussy because you're sweepy.
>>555763978https://youtu.be/SGis0CJioUc?si=BPzZtGTbphWjuCaPlmaoooo
You should have never left nordanaar and FMC. We could have had our new guild with fresh blood but no, you had to bring all your shitty drama and abandon your old characters for no good reason.
>>555763529not yet....
>>555737665Everything that is wrong with Turdle in one picture.
>>555764340FMC had several other guilds offer to form an alliance to clear Naxx and Kara40 because many raiding guilds were hurting for numbers and still are.Telol and Elicia both refused to talk to any of the other GMs. They “just wanted it to be over.”Then they saw Aecheur build a successful guild on Ambershire, latched on like parasites, and bled it dry.Unless you want to sink with the ship again I suggest you find a new guild and join it. Ambershire still has multiple raiding guilds that are looking to fill out raids. Pick one.
>>555764832It's been YEARS and they still haven't been able to fix tent stacking.Insane how incompetent they are.
>>555764832Tents are so fucking sovl it's hard to describe.
>>555764832It's missing a lot of low level people on ugly turtle mount.
>>555764968What do you mean? Tents used to be ridiculous where they stacked on top of each other making towers you could climb. While this was funny as fuck it was also really retarded and they fixed it by making the tents not have collision and not be placeable on top of each other. Not saying tents don't still need more work but they're definitely better than they were before.
To be fair I'd be melting down too if I got caught ERPing with a loser like Gramble
>>555765224The effects still stack, you can get full rested XP in less than 20 mins.
>>555765360It's 15 mins with 1 tent, 10 with 2 and 5 with 3
>>555765360How's that a problem? Players like the tents and the ones that don't just don't use them. Giving players the option to play at 2x or 1x or 0.5x XP is how it should be.
>>555765360>you should have to WAIT LONGERfuck off back to 1997
>>555765516That's more like it. I wasn't sure.>>555765524>How's that a problem?It's a bug. They tried fixing it, but people just found a different way to stack it's effects.>>555765632Back to retail zoom zoom.
>>555765671It's not a bug. It used to stack to 5. They intentionally changed the cap to 3.
>>555765671i'm 34
>>555765864Time to enter a retirement home, unc.
>>555765906>almost 40I'll be invisible soon enough.
>>555765671But he's right. If you don't like it you can take the exhausted challenge or just don't stand under tents. You're getting mad because other players are leveling slightly faster, ignoring the fact that battleground xp is the fastest way to level with instaqueues and it doesn't even use rested xp.Personally I have a job. I can play four hours a day max. Usually it's two. It's nice being able to actually level each session. If you're unemployed and can play all day and don't mind leveling slow that's great. Take exhausted, taking slow and steady. You have the options and I have mine.
>>555765826You can do 4 if placed correctly.
>>555766126You can but the bonus is capped at 3. Rested doesn't go up faster with 4. It's hard capped. And if you want world buffs it's soft capped at two due to placement mechanics.
>>555766117>I can play four hours a day maxInns are a thing.
>>555766348Inns takes over a week to fill rested while camped in them.
>>555766456It 240 hours or 10 days to hit rested camped in an inn.
Tauri bros what is leveling even like in that version of the game? Is Chromie bullshit in already or am I expected to level in the WoD areas again?
>>555770880Chromie time bullshit came later, full leveling. At least the looms are basically free
>>555773824Its not exactly full leveling, theres the legion zone scalingEvery old zone scales up to 60, then outland/Northrend scales 60-80, then cata/panda scales 80-90Its a pretty good system, you can do exclusively the zones you like
I wish I had Eyba in bed with me right now, both of us snuggling under the covers.
>>555764954This is so true, I feel bad for Elafi
>>555775485Go to bed Gramble
>>555775485I don't remember posting this?
>>555775549I feel bad for Elafi’s father
Is Elafi a girl yes/no
>>555777081Who cares, the better question is if she is cute, and how she responds if you act flirty with her.
>>555777081She is a boymoding femboy on HRT. Which is great because biofems are gross.
>>555777189Shut up faggot
>>555777081he's a faggot that's into dogs fucking him
>>555777535Lol oh no this rings too true
@Keyholder what race/sex combo do you prefer to ERP with?
>>555777461No you shutup faggot, acting all picky on if a girl has a dick or not. Grow up and bust a nut.
Will Elafi do a trick on it?
I want to suck her cock so bad bros
>>555777695Fuck off fag
Is it a feminine penis?
>pretends to be a woman and fucks dogsIt’s sad that this description accurately describes multiple anons in this thread.
>>555778040Listen I will admit I love cock, you are just projecting because you know you want to slurp up Elafis tiny little clitty and her cute little girlcum droplets.
>>555778207Stop posting faggot
Elafi stop posting about yourself. Nobody likes you because you’re an obnoxious twat.
>>555778116Very, can only cum from prostate stimulation
I was interested in Project Epoch for the first two weeks of it's launch, but then made my own personal private server.How's it doing lately? Is it just as disastrous as it's always been?
>>555778460Go see a doctor about your broken penis Elafi
>>555778794Its from the HRT im prescribing her.
>>555778994Homemade troonshine made from melting plastic walmart bags
>>555778403I'd give her a chance. See where things go.
>>555779136LMAO. No, I buy it from a reputable source online and have it sent to her place.
>>555778794Elafi’s dick works. Just ask his dog.
>>555779291>groomble is now buying the troons hrt
>>555780000CHECKED
Instead of doing all this gay shit you could just get an actual female girlfriend in real life. It’s not hard.
>>555780000Okay Elafi here and I just want to tell you idiots that he is not the one who buys me my HRT, and to stop bringing him up in all this PLEASE.
>>555780552Why would I want to do that? Girls suck dude, try having a live in gf and then get back to me. Femboys on HRT are the best.
>>555780712Incel cope
>>555780712>>555780798It's a classic cope. The fox and the grapes
>>555780798>>555781009Whatever, I am bi but really prefer guys. Sucking a cute boy off and then having him suck you is just pure heaven. Girls are cool too but I always just want to have anal with them only way I can cum lol.
>>555781238You are a genetic dead end.
>>555781293Nah, il find a cute girl who is like 20 once im up to around 500ish a year and marry, have kids until a male heir is born, give her a 10kish monthly allowance and she knows what i do with my bois.
>>555781238But the only sexual activity in your life is ERPing with men who pretend to be women online. That isn't "bi." That's lowering your expectations and settling because you can't get laid in real life, faildom. It's sadder though that you're so desperate to get "laid" on a Wow private server that you even made female characters.
>>555763529>talk about the game>get 0 responses or its just trolls with disingenuous repliesi'll stick to funposting about the thread trannies thanks
>>555781435What? Say that again retard? I could have a female escorts, or a tranmy escorts both in their early 20s, here within an hour.
>>555781506That's a waste of Mommy's money.
>>555781704Whatever, im back to watching Rick and Morty faggot
>>555782014Bye genetic dead end.
>talk about the gameWhat am I gonna sayThat the devs nerf my class every patch?That the bugs are never fixed?That they add meaningless shit no one asked for?
Why have a thread if nobody is going to talk about the game?
>>555783287Shut up you're always talking
Close this thread until Tauri Legion releases. Then we will have /wpsg/ renaissance without troons and mentally ill "subs" and "doms".<gulag> is the ship of Noah. We will vet EVERYONE who wants to join. You are all bad and mental. Gross fucks. It was the worst thread I ever saw in /wpsg/
I was going to bake but seeing the state of this thread I say give it a break.
>>555783287name 3 bugs
>>555785165big words from a guild that let Silkffang/Tewi in, the worst tranny of us all.
>>555785165same bad actors in your guild, including your guild leadget off your high horse
>>555785165Javel.....
>>555787367But Evil had Silkfang in for weeksgulag kicked his ass out within a day
I'm in <gulag> and went to turtle while waiting for legion and now I am trans.
>>555791698Many such cases.
Goodbye.
I'm the protagonist of this general
I will have the final word.
You can have the last word but it's just a cliffhanger to set up suspense for the next episode where I kick your ass
worgen males hnghhh
turtle won
>>555792610>>555792610>>555792610