depressed clown edition>Released ServersCrusader-Storm - https://crusader-storm.com/ (TBC)Season of the Crusade - https://seasonofthecrusade.com/ (Vanilla+ / TBC)Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (BBC+, Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)Turtle WoW - https://turtlecraft.gg (Vanilla+)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)>GuildsTo join a guild, type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, and whisper anyone for an invite.<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon realm, Alliance<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction<Full Moon Company> - Turtle Wow, Nordanaar, crossfaction>BBC+https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POIhttps://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX>Previous Thread>>555587827
You guys do know that Elekkow was depressed right?I get that some of you don't understand what it's like to be depressed. But when someone is feeling sad, they might lash out at people and say words they don't actually mean.Maybe it's time to move on and leave him alone?He hasn't been in these threads for years. He has moved on, now it's time for (You) to move on as well.
Elekkow was a <Branded> plantA faildom sent to lovebomb <Evil> into depression
If you don't stop posting about me I'm going to join <Evils Bane>.
So, is the WoW SPP the only way to have a semi-authentic classic experience? It seems a little lonely to me. But private servers are fleeting and usually suck, classic is filled with min-maxing retards and I don't want to give Blizzard money. Anything else I could try?
>>555792849https://ashen-wow.space/200 pop server, enjoy.
Close this thread until Tauri Legion releases. Then we will have /wpsg/ renaissance without troons and mentally ill "subs" and "doms".<gulag> is the ship of Noah. We will vet EVERYONE who wants to join. You are all bad and mental. Gross fucks. It was the worst thread I ever saw in /wpsg/
Raid today will be so awkward... after what Eyba has done to Seralys.
Close this thread until Tauri Legion releases. Then we will have /wpsg/ renaissance without troons and mentally ill "subs" and "doms".<Salty Dogz> is the ship of Noah. We will vet EVERYONE who wants to join. You are all bad and mental. Gross fucks. It was the worst thread I ever saw in /wpsg/
>>555793014>It was the worst thread I ever saw in /wpsg/It's been worse.
>Why have a thread if nobody is going to talk about the game?
>>555793154what you are going to do split thread again and beg everyone to join dead pvp realm?
>>555793073Knowing that they will both have to act like nothing happened to save face while the infidelity eats them both up is such a fitting punishment for two anons who have spent over a year gossiping about everyone and purposefully causing drama.
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!! IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING EVIL REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! :O :O :O :O :O :O :O EVIL WAS THE BEST FUCKING GUILD 100 100 100 100 ELEKKOW IS SO BASED XD XD XD XD XD JIB JIB JIB JIB JIB JIB JIB JIB ANYONE REMEMBER FILTHYDRUNK? OH MY GOD IS THAT FLAG??????????????? NO SUNDER NO SUNDER NO SUNDER NO SUNDER NO SUNDER NO SUNDER NO SUNDER NO SUNDER NO SUNDER JIBBED MY PANTS SYLMA PEARL SYLMA PEARL SYLMA PEARL SYLMA PEARL SYLMA PEARL SYLMA PEARL !!4!!!!!! ERM WHY IS SOMEONE ASKING IF MY DOG IS SINGLE ERM WHY IS SOMEONE ASKING IF MY DOG IS SINGLE ERM WHY IS SOMEONE ASKING IF MY DOG IS SINGLE ERM WHY IS SOMEONE ASKING IF MY DOG IS SINGLE? ELAYNNA SEX ELAYNNA SEX ELAYNNA SEX ELAYNNA SEX ELAYNNA SEX ELAYNNA SEX ELAYNNA SEX ELAYNNA SEX ELAYNNA SEX ELAYNNA SEX ELAYNNA SEX JOHNTANKMAN JOHNTANKMAN JOHNTANKMAN JOHNTANKMAN JOHNTANKMAN JOHNTANKMAN JOHNTANKMAN JOHNTANKMAN POP RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED RUTTED BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON BELWYNN WON TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU... TELEGETHU...
>>55579340490% of these names are not from Evil.
Eyba just took her armor off so she could cool off in the hot silithus desert. Non-RPers wouldnt understand.
>>555792918This does look interesting, but I dislike the idea of being at the mercy of some random retard again. What is the long-term plan for this server. Do you happen to know anything about that?
>>555793889>I dislike the idea of being at the mercy of some random retard againThat's every Private Server, if you are not comfortable with your character being deleted in a few years. Then your only option is SPP.>What is the long-term plan for this server. Do you happen to know anything about that?No idea, but you will have a server until>06-09-2027And +4 months.It's low pop, but nobody wants to play classic anymore.
>>555793889>languages RU, ZH(CHINA)3 Red Flags for me chief, ain't touching that shit
>>555794072Then here is the only other serverhttps://wow-hc.com/>but I suck at WoWtoo bad.Nobody plays Vanilla or TBC
Okay I think it's time to settle now...
>>555794330shut up and keep sucking Elaynna
what kind of scarlet crusade invites hordies
Elaynna why did you make the OP about Elekkow and your crush Keyholder? Why did you call Elekkow a depressed clown?Are you jealous?
>>555794598those are slaves
>>555794598Not having windfury is so detrimental for your melees, there's just no other way
>>555794743the alliance raiders in real vanilla managed it
>>555794839the raids were balanced around people having windfury
>>555794839vanilla didn't have ERP during raid difficulty modifier chud
>>555794743Are you retarded? Alliance raided no problem without Windfury in vanilla. In fact Alliance was way better off raiding due to Blessing of Salvation.
>>555794743You know that people on Tel'Abim are clearing Kara40 without shamans on alliance side (and without paladins if horde side), right?
>>555795146link me the log of one (1) alliance raid clearing kara 40 on tel'abim
>>555795282https://www.turtlogs.com/viewer/82318/base?history_state=1
>>555794956I feel like sore point for the alliance was the lack of tremor totemyou were pretty much forced to roll dwarf as a priest on alliance
>>555794839>>555794956>>555795146Jesus, fucking retards, people just wanna pump, if they wanted to do raids without shamans they would play in Telabim.
>>555796263if they just wanted to pump they should've named their guild <The Pumping Faggots Who Don't Care About Roleplay At All>only one guild can be named <The Scarlet Crusade> and they took that slot to be a normal ass crossfaction guild. If I were a GM I would ban them all.
>>555796387roleplayers really are insufferable creatures
Which TurtleWoW server is the best to start on? I like PvP servers and I like leveling!
Why don't you faggots shut the fuck up and talk about your faggot ERP and drama instead of WoW.
>>555796387It's only for raiding, no horde gets invited into the guild, it's not like the scarlet crusade raiding BWL makes sense either.
https://enclose.horse/You need to get 44 points or more to post on this board
>>555797068a new captcha FUCK
>>555795439Tremor Totem kinda sucked. Totems in general were just trash for raiding. Fear Ward was infinitely better and yeah it did pigeonhole you into a Dwarf but at the same time people weren't rolling Dwarf Priests had they not had that edge, and a lot of raiders went Dwarf just for it. Fear mechanics were more of a pain for Horde to deal with than Alliance. Raiding in general was just harder for Horde.
>>555797245https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqnXp6Saa8Y
My only crime is loving too much.
>>555798094You have never loved anyone besides yourself.
>>555798094Same.
Man TBC talents feel like a bad joke compared to Turtle talents it's not even funny anymore
>>555798353I loved you. You never loved me back.
im trying to buy a warmane account and fucking google keeps asking for the venezuelan phone despite mine being linked to the acc already. What do?
Whoa. Elaynna, is >>555798885 true?
How the fuck do you tank as a Shaman in early dungeons? I barely have 30% damage reduction and idk what i can to for aoe threat
>>555799586>>555798885/pat
>>555799632take totemic alignment and use stoneclaw + fire totems
Should I play on turtle to ERP? Will the mods let me be a huge slut?
>>555800214Yes and yes. Have fun, slut.
>>555798353Heylanna, remember when you wanted to play as a tribe of sexgoblins...?
>>555800692Yes, making a goblin core of femgobs who secretly lead the guild from the shadows.
>>555800214terrible low quality eyebleed inducing slop
>>555801309>>555800692That sounds like pure RP kino?
8000 bottles of baby oil found in Burgor's basement and not one post about him so far... shame on you, /wpsg/.
Pauldrons of timbermaw or Truestrike Shoulders for dual wield fury warrior?
>>555802746Midstrike shoulders suck
It's so fucking depressing what India has done to this general.
>>555801309Why can't you do cool things like that? Why does it always have to be elves? I'd be down to play something like sexgoblins.
>>555801309It's not too late!
>>555802946Why?
>>555802946just get abyssal chud shoulders
>>555803019It's because filthy's wife played a femgob.
>>555803019Generally not so much time for WoW lately to be honest and that would mean I'd have to lead the guild. I'm barely playing as it is.Also I always liked helves since vanilla, always bothered me I couldn't play as one. Then belves released but for the Horde. My disappointment was immeasurable and my retail Warcraft experience permanently ruined.So that I can play one on Turtle is huge for me.
>alliance still crying about blood elves almost 20 years later
>>555805504That's a shame. Could have been fun.
>>555805504You could join "the guild" on Ambershire. Don't think it needs to be a separate gobbo guild for the idea to work.
>trans>playing elfname a more iconic duo
>>555805941Elaynna is in Branded already. His character name is Syllana
>>555805608I mean yeah obviously. Kind of ruined both factions play retail WoW and you see more elves in Orgrimmar than in Stormwind. Entering Orgrimmar and having a slightly recolored nelf talking about how they will destroy the other nelves is so retarded. Don't get me even started on Vulperas.>>555805869I agree could be a lot of fun kind of like Goblin Slayer in reverse.
>>555806154Human male and goblin female is so cute I'd be down to play a human.
Remember Epoch?
>alliance get the superior furries>yet they cry about vulperas
>>555806154Vulperas fit the horde perfectly desu, horde is gay and furry, even undead are some spectrum of gay. One could argue orcs are the only non-gay option horde has while alliance has more than plenty.
>>555806154>I agree could be a lot of fun kind of like Goblin Slayer in reverse.Yeah...>>555806321Mmhm...
>>555806421vulpera are gay and everyone i ever talked to wanted to play as sethrak insteadwhich is really funny considering the huge amount of lore in vol'dun that's devoted to the sethrak versus the vulpera's "yeah uh.... they're gypsies." and nothing else (to this day)
funny how you never see horde cry about the alliance.it's always the alliance crying.>THEY GOT SHAMANS>THEY GOT BLOOD ELVES>THEY HAVE BETTER RACIALS>BLIZZARD SAVE ME AND ADD CROSSFACTION
What went wrong with ascension bronzebeard and turtle?
Kaytotes won. He FUCKING won.
>>555806894the pochie virus infected all...
>>555806963got the bag and quit forever>>555806894>bronzebeardthe worst gear progression system ever conceived>turtlesplit the playerbase in 2 for no reason other than money, because they spent god knows how much on a vaporware UE5 client
>>555806848Because Blizzard had massive Horde bias for decades and adjusted the story and lore multiple times just to make it more Horde biased.
If I made a BBC+ thread would you guys post in it?
>>555807204>horde has 3rd world citites>the only one that isn't a shithole shit has flying disabled>that's also where the ERP hotspot is located>horde gets a new leader every few expansions>sylvanas humiliation ritual
>>555807095Crafted meta fucked everything up, and not even mythic+ fixed the gear progression either.And no one outside the circlejerk guilds are doing ascended difficulty.Also warlocks are evading raiding because pvp is easy gear>>555807329No one will do.same goes to turtlegAlso Dutch disappeared
>>555806848dont worry i'll do it for youWHY THE FUCK DID TURTLE DECIDE TO BUFF PALADINS THEY ARE ALREADY THE BEST CLASS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TWO STUNS THAT LET YOU HEAL YOURSELF TO FULL, AUTOATTACK 4 TIMES WITH THE SLOWEST 2HANDER KNOWN TO MAN, JERK OFF AND FINISH IN THE TIME IT TAKES FOR THEM TO END NOT TO MENTION BEING IMMUNE TO SLOWS AND HAVING THE SAFETY CONDOM BUBBLE WHAT THE FUCKALSO FUCK ROGUES IF IM WEARING PLATE YOU SHOULDNT BE ABLE TO TAKE ME FROM 100 TO 0 HEALTH WITHOUT ME BEING ABLE TO DO JACKSHIT BUT WATCH LIKE A KEKOLD IN PERMASTUNPVP TRINKET BEING MANDATORY JUST TO HAVE A CHANCE AT FIGHTING THESE CLASSES IS A JOKENOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT PVE BECAUSE THINGS ARE EVEN MORE RETARDED THERE
>>555807329omg im grinding soooooooo hard on BBC+ right now
>>555809212Seralys...
DPSniggers should get a 1 hour debuff to stop them requeueing if they do this shit.
>>555809742tanks and healers should get 2 hour
>>555809807Agreed.
>try mining on turtle wow >bots insta mining so theres 0 nodes to mine in any zonewhat did i expect from shenna's server...
>>555809742To be fair it usually takes them like 2 hours to find a group but i completely agree. There being no system to stop you from abusing the que system is retarded. Even something similar to PvP leaver debuff for dungeons would go so far.
>>555809831People keep telling me about bots on turtle but i genuinely havent seen any
>>555809831Holy liar
What's the respawn timer on blood of heroes on turtle? In all the other servers that i've played i have had way more than what i could ever need but on turtle i have literally only seen two in like eight hours of grinding in the zone while also looking for them
bronzebeard is good
>>555809742Poor fucker was probably in the queue forever and died of old age.
>>555812703then why does it have no discussion?even tauri gets more discussion and it's stuck on a shit expansion's last patch
>>555813461i dunno
2x XP event on Crusader Storm until February 7th, when Phase 0 TBC starts.
>>555815584>2x after a fail launchwow
>>555815729how many times does this ancient screenshot need to be posted?
>>555815584>only 2xlmao
>>555815729based HUMAN MALE WARRIOR coming in to save the day against OVERWHELMING ODDS
>>555816410I wish humans were real...
Chuckers just cleared ZG in under an hour!
>>555817079Why do they have troons on the left?
>>555817079>reddit guild
>>555817158>muh troons>>555817225>muh redditmust be hard when the only things coming out of your mouth are buzzwords and cockCHUCKERS WON
>>555817079i thought CoS wasnt a tranny guild?
>homo guild #1>homo guild #2wow I am spoiled for choice!
<gulag> does not have retarded drama.<gulag> does not have trannies.<gulag> does not have people who grief raids on purpose.<gulag> won.
>>555817079Zero wipes. It was a good run.
If rape is so bad why is it so beneficial for any woman's mental health?
>Confirmed 0 trannies in chuck guild>Evil trannies find out about this>Fabricate that there are indeed trannies in the guildClassic!
>>555819248You are not a woman. You will never be a woman.
>chuckers recruitment officer plays a female night elf resto druidtroon alert
>>555819414Checkmate dear antichrist hoes.
>>555817079how the fuck does your totally based anti troon chud guild have a higher proportion of helves than <Evil>?
>if you play a female character you must be a tranny like melmao
So this is the power of the chud guild?
>>555820528That's cheating.Evil only needs 13 people to raid, while they got 30+
>>555820869Only Mr. Zazed is from chucks in this raid.
>>555820528Wow he’s doing twice as much DPS as Aecheur did before ragequitting
>>555820528please tell me Zazed is a tank
>>555820528is coombat rogue that bad on troondle?
>>555820528Oh you posted our guild, Zazed is no longer with us but during the parse that you posted he got called in last minute and had no consumes. Don't know why you'd spend time angling it this way when there's logs of him performing well the next week.
>>555821932Dagger combat rogue is the best dps in the game at high gear level. Sinister strike combat is mid though.
>>555820528>their worst players are better than our best players
>>555822037Because just like every member of <Evil> and formerly <Full Moon Company>, he's a lifeless freak who spends all his days stirring shit in here.
>>555820528<chuckers of sneed> is just another soulless speedrunning tranny parse retail-lite guild? how disappointing.
>>555822072Please post the talent build
>>555822547I know right s-..bro...
>>555817079
>>555822547This is our guild | Griefers Inc | not chuckers, and we don't care about transgenders, we don't care about speedrunning either.
>>555817079Is this ambie or nord?
>>555822037All log posting in the thread is dishonest
>>555822547They're pretty slow for a speedrunning guild desu
>>555822990Well, not mine. I don't really care about the drama I just go on here for the 10% normal talk. I did find it funny that whoever posted that went out of their way to chose the first log when the 2nd one paints a clearer picture.
>>555822632Go pump some dps
>BUZZWORDS WON
>>555820528>Be upset tranny in <Evil>>Get absolutely BTFO'd by a non 4chan yet based guild>Accuse them of pedophilia, fail>Accuse them of being a streaming guild, fail>All your members start leaving for another tranny guild>Seethe so hard you dig up logs on a single member in the "rival" guild>Post the lowest log you can find>Gets raped by another anon posting another log where said member performs better than your remaining raid teamImagine the smell of <Evil> trannies at this point, you're a failure in every aspect of life, both physical, spiritual and digital.
>>555822547yeah i heard they tried to "speedrun" kara 10 and lost HARD as soon as the dad guilds woke up and did their normal clears
>>555823691>words words wordsoh ok anyways
>>555823854Bet you dont get this annoyed reading Grambles 5 page ERP while you help him get off every night
I wish Gramble would ERP with me sometimes...
>>555824053that's so funny zased
>anon spends his time fantasising about another man's sexual activities
>>555824121How did zased come to live in here rent free im not even sure he knows you exist
>>555824251whats wrong with talking about tranny pedos a little bit?
Eyba, how could you...
>Evil raid begins>100% of shitposting, pedoposting, dogfuckingposting, trannyposting, and ERPposting immediately stopsFinally the general can have its weekly 4 hours of peace.
Another week with no judgement helm...
Eyba reeks of tauren cum, how could she betray me like that... I want to quit this raid
Why do we have a Branded member in our raid?
I'm stroking my cock everytime the sissy healer slut heals meFUUUUUUUUUCK it's throbbing so hard
>>555827770Elekkow said it's either <Branded> or him and Gramble chose <Branded>.
>>555829103that's so funny Seralys
>>555832897It's not me. I'm raiding.
>>555833369if you are raiding then how did you just make that post??!?
Justice shall be met, indeed!
https://www.turtlogs.com/viewer/84319/base?history_state=1
So this is the power of the tranny guild?
>>555836728>theo down to 500 againThis is the power of Sulfuras
>>555836728Insane how they post Zased logs and then you find out hed be 4th in their guild and mog their warriors, you cant make this shit up
Sorry, it's really hard to play with 1 hand.
CHUCKERS WON!!!!
>>555838835that’s so funny zased
>>555841193is this insinuating this woman has sex with her father?
>>555841514Yeah I'm sure zazed is in here spelling his name wrong constantly
how it feels to outdps all of the dogshit anon guilds and be on fasttrack for all the gear
>>555847639that's a hobo in greens, you are getting carried
>>555847639
My alt got more well geared than my main with significantly less time and effort invested into it
le aunt poisonerKWAB
The tension between Eyba and Seralys was unbearable...
>>555851589Ehehehheheheh
>>555853304hey beavis... if some dude's called aunt poisoner that means he probably like, poisons ants or something. that's pretty cool. ants are dumb, they don't even have tvs huhuhuhu
>>555853494oh wow..i never thought about it like that but i think you might be right...we probably shouldnt mess with him since he can poison ants or something like that but i dont know...it might be funny
>>555853304>>555853494>>555854007Were you those boys I caught whackin off to pictures of my mother?
>>555854702Uhhhhhhno
>>555854702uhhuhuh no, we were like, appreciating art. totally not your mom, that'd be gross huhuhuuhu
and suddenly i'm jealous of the hardcore autists.
>meet a nigga incognito from wpsg>they stop logging in not long afterevery timewhen you're a long term turtle player, your friendslist becomes a graveyard of dead names
>tauren priests releasing soon™>still no info on what their class racials areit's going to suck isn't it
>>555859564i joined a non-/wpsg/ guild because the owner was cool and gave me some free enchants during a group quest and the roster is like 300 people but only about 10 log on dailypretty grim desu
metzizahbpeh...
>>555859564I stopped logging in that character because you're an asshole with mental issues.I'm still playing.
>>555859570>class racialsMilktruck - players of the opposite gender of the tauren priest can rightclick the priest to receive a fresh glass of milk which instantly restores 15% of max mana as well as 50 mp5 for 5 minutes, 2 minutes cooldown
>>555836728>Handholding>BoimilkSure am glad I joined Chuckers of Sneed to avoid this faggot shit.
>>555863759>youuh oh newfagGPT got triggered
>>555820528>>555822037>>555836728So if Zased raided with Evil, he'd go up from 7th place to 4th place in DPS as an Enhancement Shaman (a class not known for top DPS)? And even on his worst log there where he joined last minute he still out DPSes all of Evil's Shamans? That's supposed to be an own on him? But aren't you just owning yourself there Evil?What was the point of this?
>>555864374>a class not known for top DPSIt's slightly better than paladin
>>555836728>gets QSR and still can't dps properly
my issue with (((classic+))) realms is that it all feels like it was thrown together by some amateur slav in their basement there's no cohesion, no aesthetics, little soul
>>555865882I disagree
I've been playing Turtle since 2020.There's never once been a time I logged in and nobody on my friends list was online. Some of the people on my friends list are people I met this year, but some of them are people I met five years ago. None of them are anons since most the /turtleg/ anons either left or were intolerable and not people I'd want to associate with. Same with anyone in this thread, no offense.I think the key is that I roleplay (not ERP but actual RP). Roleplayers tend to stick around a long time and are the core of the community on Turtle Wow.If you don't have friends, change your approach. The community is easily the most friendly of any server I've played on, private or Blizzard-owned.
>>555836728How is Valndaar so low? Rogues are broken at the moment. A rogue in fresh greens can hit 500 DPS easy. What is he doing wrong?
>>555866112You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded, no offence.
>>555866245>A rogue in fresh greens can hit 500 DPS easy.how often are you going to make up shit
>>555866394Fuufuu did it.
>>555866385People with your attitude and way of thinking don't belong on Turtle WoW. Grow up.
>>555866708wrong
>>555866875He’s just messing around but if he doesn’t have friends he should try a different way of making them.
>>555866708Fuufuu aka Fuutrans aka Cuckbride is a fraud and a faildom that tryharded with consumables and STILL only did mediocre damage
>>555866708Fuufuu was popping every consumable on Azeroth.
>>555867380I don't have friends. Please tell me how to make some.
>>555867450>>555867547Consumeables are easy to gather. Van is online 8 hours a day plus every day. Why can’t he gather consumes for a raid? Why is he bottom parsing?
>>555867450So the entirety of <Evil>
>>555867380>>555867737Same. Tell me what I must do.
>>555867801>stalking the new guythis is why people avoid you
>>555863870>tfw no fem tauren priestess wife
>>555867737For me it was joining an RP guild, being friendly, talking with people, getting help, helping others, joining events, joining discords, joining other RP guilds on alts, and getting to know a community that has been around since the beginning by taking an active part of it.It’s always weird seeing certain names I recognize from /wpsg/ or /turtleg/ in the wild. It’s less common now that most of you have left for Ambershire. But if you guys don’t have many friends or any friends my advice is be the person you want to hang out with and you can make friends.
>>555868104I’m in guild with him.
>tfw make posts on /wpsg/ telling people to add me in game>the in game names i use are all people i hate
>>555869027burgor...
>>555869027Made me lol
Ashes of Creation is fucking DEADMMOs are a cursed genre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJouJ8n-dtoDamn, this is pretty good.
>>555869318They stated their weekly costs is 800k while running a game that hasn't sold more than 30k copies months ago and you people realise it's dead now???
I occasionally check this thread to remind myself just how bad things could have been whenever I'm having a bad day.
>>555870424>my life is bad but at least i’m not these losersThis is a loser mentality. Stop setting the bar low. Improve yourself. Then you won’t have so many bad days.
FACT: Valndaar is a memeber of my posse under my protection. He is a new player learning the ropes and has already shown huge amounts of progress and a strong drive to improve. You will, I repeat, WILL stop bullying him right this instant right now! FINAL. WARNING!!!
>>555872087another Elafi victim... <Evil> to <Branded> pipeline is real...
>>555869318I am part of the board and we are going to continue development on the game.He resigned over us wanting him to add realistic dog mechanics and ERP.
>>555872269>realistic dog mechanicsLet me guess... It's knots.
>>555872087PROPERTY OF ELAFI
>>555866112The RP community is composed of gay cringelords and plagued by highschool drama.The ERPers are unironically more pleasant to interact with, sorry.
>>555873592>The RP community is composed of gay cringelords and plagued by highschool drama.There are a few RP guilds that I avoid because of that, but most are fine.
>>555868023>>555867737Stop playing a gnome.
>>555873695I knew the retort was going to be a claim like this, I have a hard time believing it, because i know this is rampant in the big guilds like the scarlets and the sentinels.
i found one of the thread schizos in game and im honestly genuinely shocked you people actually play the gamefelt like seeing a cryptid irl
>>555874407Warn everyone in the zone to hide their dogs.
>>555874126Those three are by far the worse. Especially the scarlet guilds. Nightsong Sentinels is so big that I still individually RP with people from there, but it's often bad. Most if not all the smaller guilds are fine. On horde side, even the big guilds are good.
>>555874407Elafi is not a schizo just a victim of schizoposting
>>555874407It's valentines soon, stand in stormwind and one of them is going to give you candy.
>>555874407THE schizo
>>555874407Elafi can be seen online constantly 24/7, it's her pet Boyfriend that's the rare sighting.
>>555874407Elafi is a Tilia alt, aka Seralys, aka Eyba, hence a schizo.
>>555875736I hope the irony of your post isn't lost on you.
>>555873592Most roleplayers are fine. The fact that they’ve been on this server for years without it or the community imploding is proof of that.If you think roleplayers are cringe that’s on you. Weird that you don’t think the same of ERP but hey why don’t you see an ERP community? Why do the ERPers disappear and the ERP guilds fall apart?
>>555874407
>>555867547The fact Evil thinks consumes are hacks or cheats show just how bad you guys are at raiding
i went on a raid with evil and they told me i had to /silly on every boss or it breaks the rollswhen i told them i wouldn't do it because it's dumb they sent me an onion link showing a hit placed on meis this normal raiding behavior?
The love bombing will continue
>>555878186;3
Tauren priests but not gnome/goblin. gay as fuck server
>>555882819Gnomes are atheists
The only “high school drama” in the RP community was when anons decided to act like horny little teenagers and annoyed everyone by being sexpests to the point they stopped associating with you altogether.
Staysafe made 1.5 million dollars in the last year, what did you get done anon?
>>555886943and over half of that will go to the faggot jews as (((taxes))) so what's the point
>>555886673meds
Is it a good time to start on Turtle WoW? I thought there were some issues with Blizz.
Shenna wonCrogge wonWhitekidney wonAscension wonEpoch lost
I wish I had a boyfriend to snuggle in bed with right now, maybe do some frotting
>>555891845its too bad we all dont just live together. imagine the sex
>>555891612Server is bleeding players, Blizzard has started a large case against them, most developers and modders already quit. Once official Classic+ releases the server will go below the 1000 playerbase, if they even manage to survive for that long. It's really not recommended to play there unless you REALLY, REALLY are into ERP and don't mind losing whatever hundreds of hours you put in your characters there.
>>555892529>Once official Classic+ releasesYou mean Blizzard's servers?
>>555874126Weird how you named the two guilds that you and Lightborne caused problems for there Torzag as “bad guilds”
>>555892529Doesn't the case only pertain to Turtlewow 2.0?
>>555894147No.
>>555892529Least embarrassing blizzjeet
Imagine being one of the losers who stayed behind on Nordanaar
>>555897639>more players>don't have to wait for raids like a good little cuckAmbersissies are pathetic
>>555897639>no friends>raids mean nothing because you’ve done them a billion timesNordcucks are so pathetic
>>555892529>Once official Classic+ releasesthis already happened 7 years ago
stop lovebombing me stop love bombing me stop love bombing me
YOU’RE SMOTHERING ME please pay attention to me
>>555892529It's not bleeding players
im a nice guy everyone is just super mean to me for no reason
Have people playing private servers finally realized that vanilla fucking sucks or are vanilla servers always death because blizzard is the way to go for the average player?
We must be more strategic with our use of the lovebomb. Our intervals are too irregular, when we take too long to lovebomb them people realise they're being abused and gquit.
>>555899474Turtlewow is not a vanilla server thoughever albeit or somethingThat's why it's good
>>555899474people are no longer interested in the allure of vanilla and especially tbcyou still see wrath servers get 5k+ concurrent players easy
>>555869318AoC was crowdfunding scam all along, Anon.
/wpsg/ wotlk arc
I’m a dick to everyone yet people love me
Elafi’s pussy smells like wet dog
>>555900342anons love dick
>>555901081dog dick or girl dick
>>555899196Ah yes. The BPD classic.
>>555899196Elaynna…
>>555901349both
>>555902217anonny...
>Someone dies > Expend mana rebuffing them > Have no mana for next pull > More people die > Rebuff them > Have no mana for next pull > More people die > Rebuff them...Maybe i should have played paladin instead
And why does dispel cost twice the mana over cleanse from palassies that never dispel anything no matter their role
>playing anything that’s not a paladinKEK
Is Tel'Abim worth rolling on? How is the population and world PvP scene?
>>555904015Retri paladin is pretty bad though
>>555904039no300-400 playersworld pvp is just getting gankedthe server is progressed
>>555904134Fuck.
>>555904134How do you get ganked with a population of 400?
>>555904662do you really underestimate the autism of bored vanilla players?
>>555904039World PVP on Turtle is dead. Tel'abim is a graveyard, and the other servers have nobody flagged because it isn't worth it after the nerf to warmode.
>>555904662I'd imagine all the level 60 players with naxx-tier gear are just hanging around in low level zones making sure the population stays high.
lovebombing the grunt's in orgrimmar with my valentine's cards
>>555904039No, man. No. You've been warned. I don't want to hear any complaints from you in 2 months about how you're being spawncamped and ganked while hiding in a city inn somewhere.
>>555904134It has more players than that
Merry Christmas guys :)
now that the dust has settled is <Chuckers of Sneed> the best /wpsg/ guild of all time?
>>555907049Easily.
>>555906276Jib...
JIBBED
>>555907492Why did Eyba agree to this?
>>555836728Damn, I'm pretty good.
Did Turtle wow add Draeneai?When is the Unreal engine 5 version coming out?
>>555907492imagine erping with jib
>>555907683>Did Turtle wow add Draeneai?lol>When is the Unreal engine 5 version coming out?LMAO
>>555907683nonever, was cancelled
>>555907595That's not Eyba that's some other E named faggot
>>555907851Eseralys?
>>555907683Next patch will have a Draenei NPC faction.
>>555907492>Wake up, Jib... you were dreaming...
MAMI
>>555907851no.....
Jib who was the better fuck this helf >>555907492 or Cthun >>555908354?
>>555908461Esfand...
>>555908225>>555907765>>555907743Okay, so there's no point in coming back, got it!
So now that Ashes of Creation is dead, which server is going to get the largest boost?
Epoch won
>>555908639epoch
>>555908639Project Epoch+
>>555892529>selling pserver gold is >= FUCKING ORGANIZED CRIMEthey shoiuld be laughed out of court
>>555899979Which ones for example (besides Paymane)?
>>555908639Retail. Paypiggies gonna paypig.
is it over for turtlewow
>>555909451yes
>>555909451It's over.
>>555891612Yeah both the pve realms are populated and healthy with a new patch coming in 2-3 weeks
I love Westfall!
>Online: 0
>>555909269Stormforge and even the development server known as Chromiecraft gets more players than fresh TBC like Crusader Storm
>>555909451It's over for me.
>>555909232It's a RICO case lol, anyone involved in the western hemisphere is FUCKED Guantanomo style. Have fun getting v&nned to a Black Site and getting your fingernails removed + waterboarded because you programmed a pair of programmer socks into the game lol
>>555909918what happened
>>555909835It's comfy.
>>555910041Post butt.
>>555910392
>>555909689I hate itBut I love femworgs, post more
All I want is a guild where people don't fuck dogs. I don't even care if they pretend to fuck virtual dogs, just don't involve real dogs in their perversions. Is that so much to ask?
>>555910770Go on and be a good little doggy. Show your butt.
>>555910770She's cute (ugly)
>>555910934Yeah? Why shouldn't i fuck virtual-dogs? You have given 0 good reasons as to why this is a bad thing
>>555911018You'll get arrested like Pearl did.
>>555911018Actual bot postZero chance a real human could've misread this hard
>>555910770POST BUTT
it's only natural to be subservient to femorcs
>>555911320based
>>555910985>>555911226
Holding paws with Sovl while sitting by the fireplace.
>>555911508Ok? Now post butt.
You ever make a bad decision you can't go back on because you'll lose izzat if you do?
>>555911673>You ever make a bad decisionNope.
>>555869526WoW, this looks like shit.>>555891630More like all lost, because Epoch's poison ruined the idea of classic+Also Ascension and turdle sucks now
>>555911508BAD DOG
>the salty epoch slopper is crying about turtle again
why are female humans such worgen baits?
worgen warlocks just look goofy even though worgen shadow priests look fine
Why does a guild with no trannies have so many people playing female characters?
>if you play a female character YOU'RE A TRANNYDude it's a video game
>>555912446I love femworgen.
t. Lockedclitty
because i imagine my female characters crawling out of my screen and having sex with me
>>555912551Cagedfemboy.....
I just really really want everyone who ERPs to be killed irl.
>>555912869*plaps you* now go ahead and die
Just faildommed my gf, ama
>>555913000Gramble...
i just got riding turtle in retail! just like on my favorite server turtlewow
im really tempted to give my money to Shenna
The light in my eyes is gone. I see a dead man looking back at me in the mirror.
>>555913336
>>555913348Elyanna.....
>>555913336>mount but pinkRPGs never evolved past Diablo's recolored enemies
>>555913336Seralys...
>>555913596<chuggers of seed> have barbie dolls too though
>>555913336You want to spend $10.00 on a Pink Flamingo to signal to every homo and tranny in Azeroth that your buttocks are open for business?
>>555913596Sister you're ruining our narrative, <Chuckers of Sneed> has more female characters than <Evil> but we're supposed to be saying they're different and not trannies because uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>555913786Chuckers of Sneed are confident in their masculinity and have less female characters per capita.
None of the female characters in <Chuckers of Sneed> are slutmogged out or have weirdo names like "Boimilk" or "Lickusdickus" or wolf pets named "Boyfriend" because they're normal people
sneeders of chuck has several confirmed, verified, real biofems.
>>555913916>have less female characters per capitaNo they don't, I did the math. Their Troon Quotient (TQ) is 28% higher than <Evil>'s.
>>555913554paletteswaps are kino thoughever
>the trannies are projecting againLook in the mirror. This is Evil.
>>555914427wtf i love Elafi now???
>>555914427>pvp rank went upg-gulp...
I want to knot Elafi so bad.
gold pls
>>555909451unironically yes. turtle was supposed to be untouchable but turns out they got too cocky and blizz now has shenna by the balls.
>>555914871she killed millions.........
Gnomes have a strange sense of humor
>>555915893Theridonrian....
>>555914427>Evil-Branded training exchange program
so sleepy
>>555916120Good slut.
>>555916228
Elafi was a <Branded> plantA biofem sent to lovebomb <Evil> into depression
>>555916386>acting like a prude after posting topless butt shotsYou're nothing but a slut. Why deny it?
my neighborhood just got lovebombed
>>555908557Horsecockfags ...We'll never have ourgame ...
MAKE NAGA A PLAYABLE RACE ALREADY YOU LAZY FUCKING SUBHUMANS HOLY FUCK
>>555916957Ogres for Horde Nagas for Alliance.
>>555916523That wasn't the one I meant to post.
>>555917040Why would you take that pic in the first place you dog whore? You wanted to show it off.
holy shit kill yourself you fucking pajeet faggots no one wants to see your degenerate ERP here
>guild says we need more shams>roll sham>by the time im level 40 gm says we have too many shamsfuck my stupid totem freak life
>>555917218yeah that'll stop em
Downloading Tauri now. Gonna put a collar and walk that worgen bitch around Stormwind.
>>555917040>gulag doesent have trannies
>afk for about 10 minutes while I'm eating in orgrimmar in my dps spec with shit gear and no enchants>come back to 2 different guys having whispered me asking me to join their guild>afk in my tank spec which I have way better gear for>no one ever tries to recruit mewere dpsisters the chads all along?
>>555918091every guild worth their salt already has a dedicated tankbitch who gets forced to go on every raid, sorry but you missed the train
>>555918091they don't want you to know this but people only want tanks while leveling
>>555918426This is the truth. Usually it's the GM who tanks and then they need a bunch of warriors to DPS and sometimes offtank.
>>555917376i like to think reminding faildoms that we all know they're pajeets shorter than my little sister and with less muscle mass too would make them feel a bit silly trying to act like Chad publicly dominating some furry retard, but perhaps i'm putting too much faith in their level of self awareness.
>>555918091>>555918528This is why 10 man raiding is ideal, having a different ratio of roles required for endgame as when you're levelling is absolutely retarded.
>>555918091dpsisters are usually the worsts players but you need to fill in your raid somehow
>>555918895they actually get off on being bullied
>hey what's wrong with playing female characters? it's just vidya game>cool new people are joining, wait...>why are they starting shit and ERPing all of sudden?
>post fake drama>receive unending (You)s>post real drama>receive one single (You)
>>555920183where's the real drama
>ask guild what it needs for the roster before I start even playing>they say they could use more rogues>make a rogue>get to 60>they turn around and say "why the fuck did you make a rogue? you're a warrior that can't tank. make a warrior>make a warrior>level it to 60>have a lot of _____fun_____
>>555918528You need 8 tanks for naxx.
Do you need TWThreat for tanking or is it for mostly shitters? It's making my game stutter for some reason so i can't use it
>>555922163It's more useful for dps than tanks
>>555922163>It's making my game stutter for some reason so i can't use iti don't believe youi bet it's a different addon
>>555922706Nah the game is perfectly playable with it but it gives me slight stutters from time to time. It completely goes away when i delete itMaybe its interfering with another addon
>>555922264Wrong.
Evens: GoblinOdds: Orc
>Nordnaar RPFull of fags that have nothing to do but be faggots and talk about being faggots.>Epsilon RPFull of faggots that only talk about being faggots, and sometimes talk about the stupid wow lore.RP is dead.
>>555924336https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxeLhPwsu58Looks fine to me
long queue here.
>>555927928I gave up for today.
If <Chuckers of Sneed> reopened recruitment they would easily get enough for a second raid team.
>file.png>cropped up pictures
>>555927928>Not ordinary gnoll attacks>Hogger doesn't just assault random travelers any longer>He breaks into our bedrooms at nightOh nyooo....
>>555920218The burgor files released. 5000 terabytes.
>>555924336spoiler: all roleplay is for faggots.
>>555927928>>555928763
>new avatarfag>femworgen>gulagat least it's not another high elf paladin
>"join 39 WSG go go go fast xp level up quick" in world chat>check profile >level 39 undead rogue
She's back...
>>555924336whydoyouspeaklikethis?
>>555931758congratulations you spotted your first redditposter you newfaggot
>>555931758becauseitpisseslittlechuddieslikeyouoffxd
>>555932506making your formatting choices based on what "pisses chuddies off" would be sad and pathetic even if it were true and not just you trying to clap back while tears stream down your face because he hurt your feelings
>>555932823Or I'm NTA and I'm funposting because I'm boredEver think of that? Huh!?
Sometimes it becomes immediately obvious that hardly anyone ITT besides me went to college.
SometimesitbecomesimmediatelyobviousthathardlyanyoneITTbesidesmewenttocollege.
>>555793014nobody cares about your retoilet expansion lil brofuck off back to /wowg/
>>555933260I went to college biggest waste of my entire life. 99% are absolute meme degrees that are only there to either finance universities or to in-debt people and make them desperate.I still managed to get out from it safely but I know some friends who have millions and millions in debt. They didn't get the job they needed of which there is only a very limited amount for and yeah now what.Some leave the country others just bide their time and get depressed. college is by far the biggest waste of time. Unless you got connections and can rely on nepotism before starting college than its good.Don't even get me started on social studies, which is all literally marxist propaganda that leads absolutely no where.Kids nowadays are safer making youtube videos and ignoring school altogether early in life than actually working a 40 hour week job. Because education has become a absolute fucking joke in most western countries.I learned more about geography and history playing total war games than attending school or going to college. Makes me wonder why we even bother financing these places. People unironically should be let go after grade school when they can read and write. The rest should ALL be privatized.I believe most schools and unis are more like daycare centers than places of education nowadays. It keeps people from being creative and boomers can claim that everything is fine. Doesn't matter if nobody in that uni can find their own country on the world map.
I kind of enjoy hardcore but the stakes are too high. How come noone came up with a similar inbetween mode where when you die you lose 5 levels or something so you don't throw the whole thing away?
>>555936667well the original hardcore was just deleting your character when you die, can be done purely clientside. Something like that would require blizzard/private server dev to code it in.
Can I help with the test of skulls onyxia attunement quest?
>>555939318I already did it so I don't need help, thanks though.
>>555939452Can I get help
>>555939784If you suck my cock after, sure.
>>555940093You on nord?
i've covered colleges you know
>>555918091Most non-meme guilds get formed around the tank core, so those spots tend to be already filled by the time guild name is decided.
>>555940732I have characters on both realm.
I just Jibbed my pants
>>555941992I got help from a guildie for these drakes. They are level 50 lol
So... Eyba has kindly asked me to reveal my hand.Yes, it was fake. Eyba was never naked. I merely pasted a lvl 1 human's armor slots from the armory onto Eyba's character.I apologize for any, if all, damage caused by my trolling.
>>555943237THIS IS FAKE THIS IS ALL DAMAGE CONTROLIT HAPPENED
>>555943237this is why nobody likes you
The paladin favoritism on turtle wow is insane, now they can even teleport.
>>555949594RETURN YOUR GEAR
Turtlejanny coming in CLUTCH with the free name change
>>555950083do dickuslickus or no balls
>>555928763What are you talking about?
You're making <gulag> look bad.Stop.
>>555950158i realized around lvl 20 having dick in my name was kinda gay
>>555950481
Holding paws with Sovl while fishing.
Alright, Epoch is well and truly dead and I'm bored. What class does <Evil> need? I'm leaning towards shaman or rogue, possibly warlock as well.
>>555951086>needUnironically, feral>could use more ofMages, hunters, priests>have too many ofWarriors, paladins, possibly warlock when the 5 lowbie warlocks finish leveling
>>555950843https://files.catbox.moe/j8jdi3.mp4
>>555951086we need a MAGE
Is the legion rogue anon still positng UwU
>>555951393Sounds goodMaking a warrior
>>555951764he got to max lvl and stopped
>>555951890RIP... prob waiting for actual leeehion
<Evil> needs any class that can do more than 500 dps in BiS mogging their already established raid team
>>555951086>leaning towards shaman or rogue, possibly warlock as well.All 3 of those would be good
i rape you
>>555953189>Jack Black in Kung Fu Panda
A panda raped me...
>>555951393>>555951724>>555952958Which one is it then? I'm fine with any class/role except mage & warrior. I also changed my mind on rogue.
pick whichever you think plays the best/has the most cool spells
>>555955724any class you want to play is fine. We're about to have no hunters so that works.
>>555955102...a panda named Pearl...
Cocaine Nitrous and Weird Sex
I counted 7 corpses! What happened here??
>>555956631Pearl...whatever happened there
>>555958261>white women be like>"uhhh no don't worry honey it was just a regular night out with the girls"
>>555950547the turtle pipeline
>>555959365Cheesed to meet you?
>>555959365Your posts fill me with uncontrollable rage. If I met you IRL I would beat the shit out of you.
Hey guys, just made an awesome character on turtle wow, what guild should I join?
>>555959365Your posts fill me with uncontrollable lust. If I met you IRL I would fuck the shit out of you.
>>555960860<branded>
>TWThreat>ShaguDPS>PizzaWorldBuffswhere did I see that screenshot already...
>>555962269No idea of what are you talking about
Tauri Legion status:>Emerald Nightmare is buggy as fuck>Mythic+ is broken partially>Halls of Valor scripting is a joke>herbalism is partially broken>2+ years old world quest bugs aren't fixed>some Azsuna quests are bugged>Dalaran NPCs missing>shitton of quest NPCs missing >Suramar...... hehe>Artifacts.... lol>Demon Hunters.... LMAOOOOLegion bros...
>>555963623I was able to play through the entire broken isles questline, didn't notice anything weird.
when legion?
anyone playing on Ashen
I don't even want to shitpost about the new <Evil> drama. I'm just sick to my stomach.
>>555965492lol
>>555960860<The Chuckers of Sneed>
The situation has gotten worse.An additional 2 corpses have been found.
>>555965492Share with the rest of the class
>>555966893
Standing in front of my indo-aryan ancestor
Who wants my gold on Amber if I do end up killing myself tonight
>>555967317Negajib
>>555967317Elekkow
>>555967317Indiawon
stormwind should have gnome corpses impaled through the ass in front of their gates
>>555800214Which server is better for it though?
>>555967317why do you want to kys? it's not worth the effort
>>555941820I see people recruiting tanks semi often, but they all specifically ask for druidsEither they haven't heard druid tanks are getting nerfed or druid tanks are so much ahead of everyone else they don't think the nerf is enough to warrant bringing a different tank
>>555969031>druid tanks are so much ahead of everyone else they don't think the nerf is enough to warrant bringing a different tankIt's this
>>555969031Druid tanking is idiot proof in its rotation, you only have one button to press. You also have so much fucking HP that healers can heal through the crits, and gearing wise since you can never be crit-crush immune, you don't min-max your gear while keeping an arbitrary number in mind as you would with paladin like 52.8%. Idiot proof rotation, idiot proof gearing, idiot proof survivability. Their threat is at least several times higher than warrior tank and 40-50% higher than prot paladins.
>>555967317Huntingmilfs
>>555967317il take the ipod
>>555967317but on a serious note dont do it, think it over in the morning. you have your whole life ahead of you.
>>555970890his whole life is like an hour idiot he just said he's gonna kill himself
>>555971525.....lol
>>555967317do a flip faggot
>>555969685Paladin is going to severely mog druid after the next patch, it will require the paladin to have the required amount of skill to do so, but paladin is going to be better.
>arcane mage is fun but slow>frost mage is boring but fastfor fuck's sake.,..
>>555973198No one will trust a paladin tank with 7k hp and supreme power flask to MT serious bosses, you will pick up the ravens and you will like it.
<Branded> currently has more level 60s on than <The Chuckers of Sneed>chuds losttroons won
>>555973691>brandedirrelevant, unserious pug guild
>>555973868mhm, mhmif they're unserious and have to resort to pugs, what does that imply for a guild with less 60s than them? think hard
Can we address the elephant in the room now?That chuckers managed to recruit an excellent roster that set them up for successfull and enjoyable raids for the next year in the span of a few days?That Texas Knights did the exact same thing and managed to clear Naxx, starting their journey the same way a year ago?That not only do both of them foster an environment where you can say whatever you want, including nigger - but they actually banished trannies from their guild?Why can't the retards that are running FMC/Evil do the same thing?It has been demonstrated twice in a row now, the only explanation left is that these guilds are used by the GMs to live out their tranny ERP fantasies, I'm unable to come to any other conclusion at this point, someone correct me if I'm wrong.
>>555974123Are you pretending to be retarded? Both FMC and Evil were created by ERP trannies and had ERP tranny GMs and their handlers.
>>555974123>That chuckers managed to recruit an excellent roster that set them up for successfull and enjoyable raids for the next year in the span of a few days?I will be very surprised if even half the people they recruited reach 60.
>>555974123the plan is for branded and evil to "make up" and "link up" when AQ40 releases. 20 people from evil and 10 from branded will make up the roster that will clear aq40 and possibly even naxx. the plan has already been decided and set in motion.
>>555974657Their roster of raid ready 60s is as of when I got kicked a few days ago 30+ players. Their guild chats are public on their discord.
>>555974839That will never work out.
>>555975083There will be growing pains. We're going to have to force a few more of the more chuddy guild members out like we did Elekkow, probably Theodorian next. But in the end we will have the strongest, sexiest 4chan guild in history, and then have the hottest orgy on top of C'thun's corpse.
>>555975451Am I invited?
nice guild gulagbots
>>555975048Why did you get kicked?
>>555974839But why? AQ40 scales down to 20. Would make more sense for the guilds to help each other with ESHM after all the healers collect their welfare mace.
>>555975586I can log back in
>>555975598They found out I do drugs at times
gulag raid NOW
>>555975451that sounds like a lot of fun, im looking forward to it ;3
>>555976162damn that's based I hate junkiesI should've joined when I had the chance
>>555976162join <evil>, where drugs are mandatory
>evil didn't post screencaps from their raid this weekThe fun times are officially over.
I am the biggest retard and i made a shift macro thats basically shadow word pain+flash heal together but for some reason the pain part does not go through sometimes even when my attack target is hostile and selectedAm i missing something?
>>555976534No thanks. I'll probably join a normal guild instead, or reform and reapply to the same guild. It was kino not gonna lie. Also they barely know this place exists and discourage everyone from ragebaiting here. Zazed was temp banned for a week on his alt but immediately got an appeal. They stopped all recruiting cause of too many 60s
>>555976716You are most certainly the biggest retard for not even posting the macro.
>>555976592I was the only one posting screenshots...
>>555977069Elafi...
>>555974839>>555975451I'm going to be real with you. i say this as a college graduate. As someone who has had a tranny pre op roommate. If I hear a soft "female" tranny voice in our raid call I will spam nigger until the end of time.
>>555976898Unfortunately i am outside now so i can't but will try later
About to jerk off for the 4th time todayFirst time was without pornSecond time was to cuck pornThird time was to an incest doujinWhat should I jerk off to now?
>>555977316holy FVCK SEXOOOOO
>>555977316more like this less of the dog ugly worgen
>>555977478traps
>>5559773162 > 3 > 4 > 1
>>555977316
>>555977778I don't get this meme
>>555977778>off by oneAHAHAHHA
>>555977478I agree with this guy >>555977686
>>555977686>>555978871I jerked off to this instead >>>/gif/30201581
>>555977315well i am willing to bet you will be hearing a few of those lol
>>555979121wow. thanks for sharing, i might check that one out later
>>555979121amazing animation
>>555977478are you me?
>>555979121you could've jerked it to this failed male ukrainian who fled the war and transitioned into a biofem>>>/gif/30201710
Branded's MC logs from today https://www.turtlogs.com/viewer/84737/base?history_state=1
>>555979904would.
>>555981015>only 6 people can outdps the main tank
>>555981015So this is the power of the ERP guild?
>>555981470Let's see Evil's logs.
>>555982250see >>555835343 >>555836728
>>555983203Damn, Eyba lost bigly.
>>555950481Femworgs are never a bad look
>>555984778not wrong
Just where do these bodies keep coming from?
>>555986180Good girl posting butt.Now post more butt.
>>555986563Not happening.
>>555986617You just posted butt you stupid dog.
>>555986563>>555986617>>555986824YEAH SHAKE THAT ASSYEAH
>want to play the turty>none of my friends want to play it with me because 350 pingyuros......... i have never been more jealous......
>>555991760350 ping is the true sovl classic wow experience... it's PERFECT!
>>555991760I play with 320ms, it's playable if you anticipate your inputs
What classes does <Evil> need?>>>/gif/30200909
>>555993873Please kill yourself at your earliest convenience.
>>555991760350 is barely even anything as long as you use nampower. It takes some getting used to but you can perform only slightly below par even with pure rhythm classes once you do.
>>555951086>Alright, Epoch is well and truly dead and I'm bored.It took you this long to realize that? The entire team left the instant Blizzard issued a C&D, leaving Ascension to foot the bill.
>>555993873Boimilk......
>>555993873femgnome mage
>>555951086Rogue (Sub) > Shaman > Mage (Good) > Warlock > Druid > Warrior > Rogue (Good) > Paladin > Priest > Hunter
>>555995830femgnome mage called Elohano
Conquest of Azeroth when? Ebonhold is boring me
I'll probably start playing Tauri in a week or two. I'd like to play retail but I can't afford it. So I guess Tauri will be the closest I can get for now.
Evil vs Branded death battlehttps://files.catbox.moe/scnsi2.jpg
needed wc pants as a warrior and the druid tank lost his shit and left because i was "trolling" and "that isnt warrior gear", commented on world chat about the surreal experience that just transpired and all 4 people that answered about it agreed that it isnt warrrior gearare all rp servers like this or just turtlewow?
why are you making stuff up
>>556000797i kid you not thats what happend, i dont even use this general, i came here just to comment on this
>>556000619Kill yourself you brown subhuman
>>556000619Warriors that use leather/mail over mail/plate while leveling are generally retarded so I get it
>>556000619It's playing with browns.Private servers are full of third worlders you might not be used to if you just came from liveNot even joking
>>556001390you cant wear plate until level 40
>>556001390those pants give 1% crit 1% dodge and 10ap at lvl 20 plus the stam, the closest green is either a 5stam 5str green of the bear or 5str 5agi green of the tiger and they are like 80silver at the AH(i have 1g and 40s) the only thing "bad" about those pants is that they have 60 less armor(2.1% damage reduction at lvl 20) than mail pants of that level
>>556001485>SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR ME NO ESL BLIZZJEET SAAR BUY MEMBERSHIPStop replying to yourself and go back Ranjeet
these are the pants that i was using for reference
>>556001815>shitskin nigger is retarded and a greedy little kikeHow pathetic
>>556001815post your name I'll mail you some gold
>>556001825The only indians Ive ever seen on wow were on ascension and turtle
>>556001978im not brown, i am ESL tho(argentina)>>556002028thanks but its cool, its fun starting fresh with no gold
im feeling sad i wish someone would message me
>>555991760Nampower completely negates that.
>>556001815Theyre baiting you, you did nothing wrong.
>>556000619>no spiritThose are not warrior pants.
>>556000619that is very clearly druid gear retard
Was the druid tank's fault to begin with for inviting a """DPS""" warrior.
>>556005231real. Shield on or fuck off spaz
>>555835343>only thirteen wipes this timegood improvement, <evil>
>>556005231>>556005394i was the tank, friend is playing healer, druid joined and asked specifically if could dps so he could tank because he "didn't wanted to respec to cat dps" (lvl 20 dungeon)
if I could*
>>556005960Then you unironically did nothing wrong and the druid was an even bigger retard.
>>556004121melee pants, every warrior in every vanilla server I've ever played goes for those pants, I thought it was something to do with the guy never playing classic before because I've heard that warriors only use strength in other expansion(I've only ever played classic and tbc) but the guy told me that he leveled 3 warriors to 60 in hardcore before putting me on ignore
>>556000619nigger that is the ONE set druids get 1-59 and you basically ninjaed italso>warrior>not tankingplease tell me you got immediately kicked off the dungeon
>using armor until max levelyou didn't beat the game
>>556000251me on the left
>>556007281me on the right ^_^
this felt very genuine, like straight out of 2006, there was a lock and he sided with the druid too and left, friend and I were just without words, we've done around 100+ wc over the years in different servers and this is the first time something this clowny happens, the closest thing was two years ago in everlook when a druid left because a random enh shaman rolled for the 6 agi cloack from skum(again, it's very good on melee cos it gives crit and dodge) but in that case everyone sided with the shaman for obvious reasons
I think the rogue sided with the druid too idk, don't remember if he said anything or just left
>>556007494>>556007665Lol, I love this kind of stuff. Its half the reason I play.
>>556007453*cums*
>>>/int/218934462also i didn't wanted to mention this but all the while this happend world chat started turbo spamming the word chud for like 20minutes straight and I explained to my friend what the word chud meant after he asked and he figure this whole retarded interaction with the druid was because the server is full of leftist and they are all retarded according to him(he said it in a more nicer way)
Go to bed Fakesalys
>>556008135*swallows your entire load, licking up every last drop*Mmmmmmm yummy :3
nobody cares retarded argensimian
>>556008367https://voca.ro/1dkvq8OaY7Eh
>>556008343uhh... y-you too*walks away awkwardly*
>>556000619The Turtle Wow version of the Fang armor is a bit more geared toward feral druids since the six piece set bonus they added alters cat form, but ultimately Leggings of the Fang are good for any melee. They're what level 19 warrior twinks would wear. Personally I would have passed to a druid if they needed on it but at the end of the day it's a level 18 item.
>>556000251Evil sucks some mighty fine cock.
>>556008557It's late man, go get some nice sleep.Don't forget to give your healer friend a goodnight kiss.
>>556000619You stupid fucking bitch i hope you fucking die do you realize what you've done? That was my fucking item and you took it. Your class can wear mail and plate but instead you take an item belonging to MY class. Do you even know what the fuck you are doing? Have you ever played the game? Do you have any idea how long it will take for me to farm those pants? Rest assured me and my guild will blacklist you and tell everyone we know to do the same. You are nothing but scum and prime example on why classic is fucking terrible. Do everyone a favor and delete your character and then yourself you fucking troon faggot. Your mother is a whore.
>>556008557Damn Eyba sounds like THIS
>que for dungeon>group forms>"btw X item is HR to me">leave group
>>556008678i mean have you ever done it? did you like it? i looooove sucking dick, and facials are good for your skin!
>>556009230Eyba......
>que for dungeon (as a tank, obviously)>group forms>kick every warrior/paladin/druid (((dps)))>kick rogue chuds too>clear dungeon with my personal harem of mage, warlock and priestsluts
>>556009230I don't believe you. Suck my dick right now and prove it or it didn't happen.
>>556009356calm down Jibzag
>>556009416>What, no blowjob?
>>556009356i wish i could trust me, i would be on my knees sucking you off with joy
>>556009520>sources cited: bro trust me
>>556009612what? ive sucked a dick or two in my lifetime and im just letting you know i wish we could mess around. i really do enjoy sucking cock, im a switch but way more sub leaning.
>>556009713Oh yeah? Prove it!
>>556009713femboy?
>>556009713Name five dicks you've sucked.
itt rnhttps://files.catbox.moe/k5qsjo.mp4
Evil members after finding out about Brandedhttps://files.catbox.moe/dnxznt.jpg
Go to school Elaynna
>>556009827TandrokAecheurJibElafiUmmmmmmmmm Tandrok again! :3
Quit posting porn Valndaar
troonilla
This wouldnt have happened if you make Silkfang the GM btw
>>556010782i wonder what a guild with Silkfang and Belwynn would of looked like
>>556010983It'd be the two of them fighting over who gets to groom which femboys.
>>556010983don't even dare comparing Silkfaggot to GODwynn
The longer I stay in chuckers the hotter it gets. It feels like a stealth mission, nobody there realizes how big of a degenerate I am. I been wearing my cage the entire time I been doing content with them.
>>556012012
>>556012012Fake and gay
>>556012012this but Evil and unironically
>>556012928Elafi...
>>555953189>Male pandaAh, I see you're a patrician as well.
>haven't RPed in years>decide to do it again since all the RP talk in this thread made me miss it>RP with someone a couple of days>went out all weekend to touch grass>launch the game today>first thing I see is his message>"Hey did I do something wrong? Where you on an alt?"Here we fucking go again...
>>556014972Jib.....
>>556014972>haven't RPed in years>decide to do it again since all the RP talk in this thread made me miss it>can't even bring myself to log in and just do something elseguuuuuhhh....
>>556014972Shouldnt have lovebombed them so hard Elyanna
>decide to play wowo>i think i'm doing some dungeon? instantly matched with 4 other people, rdf is so convenient>try to roleplay>get called a retard and they report me for griefing>it turned out i was playing dota 2
>>556017194>mixes up dota and wowyou deserved it
>>556014972I had something like this happen. I RPed with someone, took like three days off for real life and the weekend, and when I came back they "subtly" accused me of "cheating on them" and talked about how they have no real friends and I was the only person who talked to them. Most roleplayers I met were cool but some definitely use the game as a replacement for something missing in their real lives.
>>555976898#showtooltip/startattack/cast [mod:shift] Shadow Word:Pain; Flash Healnow that i went back to it my problem is that when i hover my mouse to another friendly target and try to heal it will only ever heal myself and not the actual targetmade sure that shift+1 (which is the configured button) is not allready assigned elsewhere and i enabled that whole friendly mouseover casting option
>>556017278they both look like they're 20 years old
>>556018602That's Warcraft 3 retard
>>556017839Sadly common
>>556018705Actually it's custom mod DotA for WC3.
>>556017839It was weird realizing I was some anons only social interaction some days. Made me take a long break from Evil.
>>555975083Elafi was sent in as the diplomat. Trust the plan.
Cumming in Elafi’s pussy
>>556018602what a sovless U.I holy shit
>>556014972There aren't that many roleplayers, most of them have a lot of characters, one in each guild basically. Sometimes even more, it's quite weird when you roleplay for weeks with different characters and you later learn that it's the same player behind them.
>>556000619You were in the right.However, I can understand why a newbie Druid may have crashed out at losing a Druid set piece to a Warrior.
What class should SGC go to?What class should UTB go to?What class should get DFT?
>>556021654HunterPaladinDruid Tank
>be a retard>need on a item turtle went out of their way to make a cool set for druids>post the fake version to try to not look bad
>>556021945What does the 6 pieces effect do?
>>556021654>What class should SGC go to?Shaman on servers where they're good, Warrior in Vanilla.>What class should UTB go to?Warrior.>What class should get DFT?Feral Druid (Tank)
>>556022135makes your cat form react to the full embrace of the viper
>>556022365huh
>>556022135The druids inside WC turn friendly and buttfuck you while in cat form
As a shaman i roll on every singe piece of gear except plate and there is nothing anyone can do about it PAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>556022521Least greedy blugga.
>>556022386>>556021945makes your catform look like this.
"um can i need for offspec?"*rolls need before anyone has a chance to reply**isnt the only one rolling need*
>>556020889illegal...
>>556022686That's cool.
>>556021654WarriorPaladinRogues
>>556022686I look like this irl
>>556021945>druid set item>give it warrior stats
>>556022910It's for bears, you greedy brownoid.
>>556022887post pics of yourself pls
>>556022980why do bears need healing and nature damage set?
>>556022910>bro I need the healing power for my flask set
>>556023045have you ever played bear before? pre-hoting yourself before pull for additional threat is an advanced technique but i guess if you are a noob shitter you would know nothing about that
>>556023045why ask such a stupid question lmao.
Why do druids keep rolling need on my ROGUE item? The set is clearly designed for rogues.
>he doesn't ask stupid questions
Honestly no one else should ever be rolling on any gear that I want or need because I'm the most important player.
Honestly all gear should go to me because i made the group and i said i HR'd them.
https://database.turtlecraft.gg/?itemset=141i am forgotten...
Honestly i just press need on everything and deal with the consequences after.
>>556024014we know huntingval
>>556023986had the leggings pattern drop for this yesterday...
>>556024148That shit is so expensive and rare, but it's so strong. Think it's even still bis in naxx.
>>556024625It's a meme build for paladins
Playing Shaman on Twow, but I want to make an alt, at least when new patch comes so I try new dungeons.What should I choose>I want to be a support or as much as possible>I dont want to be a healer (already a Resto) and neither a tank.>Not fond to druid.Any ideas?
>>556025438Sub rogue
>>556025438Retri Paladin, >>556025468, Frost Mage, Shadow Priest, Balance Druid, Warlock
STOOOOP!
>>556026476I got kicked out.
the older i get, the more often i pass on loot to others.
>>556026797I like rolling on loot more than getting it. I'll win a roll and pass shit all the time.
>>555792610>Male tauren has a keyholderAs they ought to have. Seeing a tauren without one is like seeing a nine piece chicken nuggets box with no dipping sauce.
>>556027097Shia...
>>556027231
