starting zones edition>Released ServersCrusader-Storm - https://crusader-storm.com/ (TBC)Season of the Crusade - https://seasonofthecrusade.com/ (Vanilla+ / TBC)Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (BBC+, Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)Turtle WoW - https://turtlecraft.gg (Vanilla+)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)>GuildsTo join a guild, type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, and whisper anyone for an invite.<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon realm, Alliance<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction<Full Moon Company> - Turtle Wow, Nordanaar, crossfaction (inactive)>BBC+https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POIhttps://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX >Previous Thread>>555792610
Nagrand.... home....
You can only post ITT if you exclusively poop in toilets and never in the streets.
>>556027424The world is my toilet.
<gulag>.... home....
what went wrong?
>>556027424What if I poop in Seralys mouth?
so let me get this straightthis general is basically just a discord server for a dozen or two inbred faggots
>>556028829+15 izzat
>>556028912what the fuck else do you want us to talk about? the same classic wow shit that has been discussed to death? boooooring
>>556028952talk about this https://youtu.be/WJouJ8n-dto
>>556028829How have you been Waffle?
>>556029187honestly looks like shit compared to the custom project epoch raids
>>556028413Stino is pretty good at erp if you catch him when he's off stream. Really into pegging.
how long does dragonmaw retreat take
>spams thread with inside jokes>calling out each other by name on an anonymous forum>using a public forum as a private chatlet us erp sisters
>>556029187This looks something out of howling fjord or grizzly hills where you'll have to make 4 quests and never come back ever again
>>556028413<Evil> can't stop talking about their mogging by the clearly superior streamer guild, further mogging themselves... The absolute state of WPSG these days
>>556029360idk like 2 hours?
>>556029187>>556028912
>>556029360took me 3 hours but we had to kick the retarded underleveled tank paladin and his buttbuddy mage halfway through
STINO I'LL SUCK YOUR COCKJUST LET ME INPLEASEI'M BEGGING YOU
>>556029835That's so funny, Aecheur.
>>556029835that's not how this meme works rajesh
>>556029187Looks like a very good and high quality raid
>>556029908Join the discord and hop into voice for an interview.
>>556029835Epic meme, mind if I save this?
>>556030051Stino is also fairly bad at saying no to people on his stream. Create a kick account and ask there. He's live now.
Chuckers of Sneed has good potential I just hope Stino doesn't cause loot drama like he usually does when he gets to raids
>>556029835This meme is a chaotic, ironic shitpost-style reaction from the Turtle WoW community (a long-running Vanilla+ private server for World of Warcraft) to the announcement/reveal of their new 20-man raid Timbermaw Hold.The core joke layers several overlapping community in-jokes, drama references, and excited/hateful hype about the raid:The big centered image/box is the official Turtle WoW trailer/artwork for the new raid Timbermaw Hold — a furbolg-themed underground instance under Mount Hyjal with corrupted Withermaw furbolgs, bear-god nightmare vibes, etc. It's been hyped for months as fresh Classic+ content.The excited stick-figure reaction bubble ("Wow!!! COOL RAID!!!") with the dashed arrow looping back to the raid announcement is pure sarcastic/over-the-top hype. The green line/path "STINO IS A PEDOPHILE" is a very direct (and extremely online/offensive) reference to some kind of long-running community drama or accusation against a player/figure named Stino (or Sti/no — possibly a raider, streamer, or notable person in Turtle WoW circles). This is the "mean" part of the meme — throwing in a serious/grim accusation as a shitpost punchline, which is common in toxic wow private server memes.The pink line "A WARRIOR ROLLING ON A DRUID ARMOR SET" mocks classic WoW loot drama. In many raids (especially 20-man ones like this), plate-wearing warriors can sometimes "roll" (need/greed) on leather gear that's best for druids. The blue line "YOU ARE BROWN" is likely a double-entendre roast:Racist/edgy troll version: "you are brown" as a generic insult thrown at someone (possibly Stino or just random players), which fits the meme's crude tone.It's the classic private-server meme formula: hype something new immediately ruin it with server-specific grudges, loot whining, and edgy callouts. Very much "only funny if you're terminally online in that one server's Discord/forums" energy.
Never played Warlock and im interested in Demonologist. So how is Warlock Demon spec in late game in Twow? Good enough, or will I be forced to do Affliction due to Pet/meta issues?
>>556030472trash
>>556030391>—this was written using AI
mogs evil and branded trannies
@556030550>mass invites randoms from world channelwho cares? not an anon guild.
>>556030795>not an anon guildand neither is <Evil> as the GM got doxed
>>556030472It's the parsing spec for walocks
>>556030472meta warlock is switching between specs while your greater demons are on cd
>stino/poongoon talking about beating up niggers and fagshow is this allowed on turtle?
>>556030795Recruiting the people you need to form a raid team that can actually clear content is mass inviting randoms from world chat? No wonder <Evil> floorPoV's most of their raids and never cleared Naxx
>>556029360Depends on if you want 100% completion or not. You can skip like 4 or so bosses and the packs to get them if someone already has the key, if you do that it'll take about 45 mins-1 hour with a competent team. If your party is full of retards or you want to kill all bosses it'll take 2+ hours.Honestly not a big fan of the dungeon because the last boss drops a +5 spell power LW enchant scroll but it's like a 5% drop rate. Not farmable in the slightest because of how long each run takes.
>>556031198It's odd too, he's extremely into pegging.
>>556031198lets see him try to say that to a brothers face irl, he'd get his pedo face bashed in
>>556031365Cuckold spotted, niggers are only fit for tannin'
seethe branded & evil trannies, seethe
>>556031198He's not saying it on Turtle tranon.
>>556009838This is how I imagine Eyba and Seralys after every raid.
>>556031656FUCK YOULET ME INLET ME THE FUCK INI CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER 1 HOUR 49 MINUTES MOLTEN COREI'LL DETRANSITIONI'LL STOP DOING DRUGSJUST LET ME IN!!!!
we're gonna get stino banned lol
@556030931bbcheur isnt evil's GM anymore, update your troll bot script.
>>556031969>Call him a pedo endlessly online despite only looking at booking records and the case being thrown out>Going after his only source of incomeSounds like a good route to generational debt, go for it anons, I'm sure if subpoena means nothing to you rn that'll change in a few months.
>stino brd runkino incoming
>>556032185Wouldn't be his first time, he was permabanned from turtle a couple of years ago. This is his second account. Hes also ban evading the discord to promote his guild.
>run dungeon>recipe drops from trashThat's a need, it's one of my profs.>trash green dropsIt has agility, it's a hunter item, need it.>boss drops a mail chestplateThat'll be BIS for me the moment I hit 40 8 hours from now, I need it.>boss drops a trinketSorry, I have an open trinket slot. Need.>BoE blue drops My enchant alt needs the mats. Need!>1% epic drops from final bossHoly shit, that's an awesome hunter weapon. Definitely gonna up my deeps. Need.>healing cloth dropsPet food ain't gonna pay for itself you know, need. Plus healer is a pally so he should only be needing on plate with healing.>shield dropsSorry but the tank is currently spec'd arms with prot OS. I need it because I might class change to pally later.>bow dropsWHAT THE FUCK WHY DID THE FUCKING NELF ROGUE NEED ON IT FUCKING KICK HIM RIGHT FUCKING NOW FUCKING LOOT NINJAS I PASSED ON A CITRINE AT THE START OF THE DUNGEON I DESERVE THIS FUCKING SHIT IM TELLING MY FUCKING GUILDIES ABOUT THIS GOOD LUCK EVER QUEUEING AFTER THIS
>>556032185>he was replaced with a sex obsessed virgin whose only goal is erping with as many trannies as possible
>>556031198it's allowed on ambershiregms only care about nord and are hoping this guild will cause all the chuds to go to ambershire to join itambershire is the /pol/ of turtle servers
>>556032317The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
a virgin? on MY 4channel?it's more likely than you think!
Another day of <Evil> who's members are all Jammku tier going after the guild filled with dad gamers. Yawn
Chuckers of Sneed and Stino are doing MC on Saturday, its gonna be funny seeing all the meltdowns here from branded and evil trannies
All this guild drama seems extremely organic.
>>556032862if you can't even get a pity fuck you should apologize to your parents
>>556022980that isn't me but hes right(also I'm not brown)plus I forgot to mention this but the rogue also needed it and rolled higher than the druid so even if I skipped(I wouldn't) he wouldn't have won them
If I actually want loot from a dungeon what class do I pick because I swear all I see are pallies warriors and shamansHealing clothie? Im still competing with other casters on like 90% of drops though
>>556033276will you do me the honor of being my first pity fuck?
>>556033505>"I'm not brown">ninjaloots on leveling dungeons X [Doubt]
How can Evil even compete? Consider Naxx to be on farm already. https://files.catbox.moe/iuw7ot.mp4
>>556033514hunter and use need on everything
>>556021945also I didn't had any reason in particular for posting the original besides wowhead and vanilladb being the only results that pop up when I look for those pants on google
particular reason*
>>556033514Rogues and druids are only leather wearers past 40Caster druids get pretty much everything that has leather + int on it, the only competition might be with ele shams>>556033973Based. I just needed on your post btw
>3rd world subhuman (((dps))) classes crying and shitting and pissing themselves over lootlmao this is why I make my own groups as a tank
>>556034547Sorry tankcuck but in real life the HVNTER needs the ironfoe
>>556034948right after sitting in queue for 2 hours, certainly, lmao
>>556035429the main server guilds all run paladin tanks btw
>>556035429do alliance fags really? Are you people that lonely?
>>556035429Is this a real interaction between two human beings?
>>556035534>>556035673>>556035721
>>5560354292 alien races attempt communication for the first time through World of Warcraft.
>>556035429>>556035903Is that on Nord or Ambie?
>>556035903you're a sad human being
>>556035429>im a paladin and i will NEVER be caught dead healing in a raidWtf? Isn't holy pally stupid good in twow? Why are retcucks like this?
>>556035903I hate shadowniggers like you wouldn't believe. Not only they do shit DPS but most of them can't dispel, shield or even buff without being told.
>>556036153those screenshots are pretty old they're not from turtle
>>556036319>Isn't holy pally stupid good in twow?AFIK they're stupidly good in every vanilla/custom version unless some small dead server made an exception nerfing them to the ground.I'll swear that SS was from Classic tho (which makes the pinkie extra retarded).
>>556036476Makes me wanna level Darelon to level 60 and offer HoJ rolls for free.
>>556035903On the contrary to this screen, I've had tons of melties from tanks mad that I was ele shaman queued as healer in pugs. Lots of DPS people agreed with them too thinking that healers should be specced healer while leveling. Keep in mind that every time we've wiped in a dungeon it was because either too many mobs were pulled or people ignoring mechanics that even if I had the +15-20% healing from being specced resto, we would've died anyways.
>>556036252sorry buddy but as a group leader i have responsibilities and if a dps priest wants to join my group while we're looking for both a healer and dps i'm not gonna allow him to join, i dont wanna ruin the morale before the dungeon even starts
>Ghost wolf doesn't transform me if im in my worgen illusion it just makes my worgie run fasterCool
>>556036856>Lots of DPS people agreed with them too thinking that healers should be specced healer while leveling.>dpstards expecting tanks and heals to suffer for themtale old as time
>>556033960I'm sixty but i'm like half his size
>>556037640Die boomer scum.
>>556035903The funny thing is that many priests deal more dps using swp + wanding than everyone else early on... It's kinda retarded desu not to take a priest as dps, your average player will get mogged judy by having to drink because they're that bad
>>556037856sorry buddy but i'm not taking a dps priest while we're still looking for a healer, he could be doing a billion dps, i aint taking him
All DPS players are subhuman which is why when I form my dungeon groups I take 1 healer and 4 tanks.
>>556038045ok you be happy running slower
>>556038045kys
>>556037856>100yo solved game>people still underestimate low level wandsAll casters do more DPS wanding than casting at low level if they get proper wands.
Tank players can't even get into raids. They are levelling from 1-60 just to have to respec to dps because no one will want them. Expecting them to make concessions to dps onlies in the one part of the game they actually get to play is asinine. Show some respect for the sacrifice they are making for you to even be able to do dungeons.
>>556038221>>556038314listen buddy, i dont care about your dps. you could be one shotting the mobs on your own with your wooden stick but if we're looking for a healer and you whisper me to join as a priest dps you're not getting invited my group, my rules. you can always make your own if you don't like my rules
>>556038598I tank, heal and dps so i give no fucks what some rolenigger wants just because he's functional enough to spam LFM
I will be spinning the next BWL drake 360 non stop in the face of such slander against tankGODS
>>556035903lmao rekt
>>556038598Meh its not so bad. I often find myself off-tanking because one tank leaves or we need one more. Then I just switch back to dps.
>>556038784I'm instructing my healsisters to not heal you in the next BWL
Druid here, I pretty much gathered my whole boomkin pre bis by HR'ing stuff while tanking dungeons. It's easy mode, I'm gonna find it hard going back to playing pure dps classes.
>hes already playing arc raiders great we're gonna have to carry him through mc on saturday..
>>556039847he is just a more successful aecheur
>>556039847that fanbase is hilarious. Tarkov wanabes that complain about people "killing on sight" kek. Maybe a more childish fanbase than this one.
>>556039847He was paid 100 bucks to play that shit for an hour from a loser paypig, I can't blame him.
>>556039847>man is well-rounded and proficient and different games in entirely different genresHow is this a bad thing? People who have lives outside of WoW make the best guildmates.
Need a gnome onahole gf
>>556040652Unless the games they play outside WoW are any of the following:>gachas>mobas>hero shooters>elder scrolls/fallout games>FFXI and FFXIV
Is it femalebrained or malebrained if i want my bf to hit me
>>556040837foidbrained
>>556039847
>>556040821>mobas>hero shooters>elder scrolls/fallout gamesthese are all core to the PC experience, faggot.
>>556040837Femalebrained its kind of hot when he realizes that you're just being bitchy for no reason. So he comes after you.
Imagine joining this weak man's guild...https://files.catbox.moe/p0w3k7.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/jbukfy.mp4
>>556040821>>556040996I'm just concerned, Stino is the guildmaster who hasn't been online in days Hes supposed to level and get some gear before the raid
>>556041363kino melties
>>556041483Plays wow every Monday, Wednesday,Thursday,Friday and Saturday. He'll be carried and have bis before raid next weekend.
We should get some of those ashes of creation whales that were buying the 500$ cosmetic shit over to Turdle so they can keep the servers online.
>>556038116>I take 1 healer and 4 tanks.....but then there is no spot left for you?!?!
>>556041872you know that the ashes of creation and star citizen fags don't care about WoW, right?also>weakalix... please..
>>556041363what a faggot pedo lol
>>556041363kekI like how long it took for the meltdown to start in the first one. It's like he knew, logically, it was not a reasonable thing to get mad over, and that he would look retarded if he yelled, but it just kept gnawing at him until anger trumped logic.
>>556041363>>556042013>>556042020https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5KAnsrj7Js
>>556041483Anon your gm is a tranny chaser and you can't clear BWL
>>556040821For me it's souls games
I got a big poo in my butt and it's pressing on my prostate and giving me boner
>>556042396>Evil will never do BWL(YOU ARE HERE)>Evil will never clear BWL
>>556042674Anon you wipe multiple times in ZG.
>>556042825false
>>556042825Proof?
Remember what happened to Homestead on Nord? Same will happen with Chuckers....
>>556042825That never happened.
>>556043259Hmmm... I thought they have enough recruits?
Stino? More like Stinker, lol
World of Warcraft Sex with Human WomenWorld of Warcraft Sex with Night Elf WomenWorld of Warcraft Sex with Dwarf WomenWorld of Warcraft Sex with Gnome WomenWorld of Warcraft Sex with High Elf WomenWorld of Warcraft Sex with Orc WomenWorld of Warcraft Sex with Troll WomenWorld of Warcraft Sex with Tauren WomenWorld of Warcraft Sex with Forsaken WomenWorld of Warcraft Sex with Goblin WomenWorld of Warcraft Sex with Furbolg Women (Ogres, Dragonkin, Silithid, Demons, AND Nagas)Do I make myself clear???
>>556043259>>556043354If they were smart then instead of shutting down recruitment they would recruit as many as possible and split into 2 raid teams if they have more than 40. The scaling makes this ideal even for pre naxx raids. And then if for whatever reason people stop playing the first team can cannibalize the second and greatly increase the guild's longevity.
>>556043667Yeah cause you can't just start recruiting when you need more people.
>>556043643Rank them
>>556043259Them farming naxx before shutting down on Kara 40 would be 100x better forecast than of any WPSG guild
>>556043667If they were smart they would do two 20 man team, it's retarded to raid with 40 people before naxx. Why would you willingly not get twice as much loot?
>>556043643you're the realest nigga alive
Kiwi Famrs Lite
Don't really get why everyone here is so competitive to be honest. FMC was kind of just you level at your own pace and maybe we'll raid some day. Then we raided and it was still seen as just chilling.Nobody compared dpssharts or clearing times or what guild is better or worse. Then the thread suddenly shifted into comparing itself to much more dedicated guilds who try to be the very best.Now Anons are pushing each other to level as quick as possible to level 60 just so they can raid log.
>>556044681FMC was (E)RP lite. That's the difference.
World of Warcraft Sex with Hung Female Night ElvesWorld of Warcraft Sex with Petite Female Night ElvesWorld of Warcraft [Execute] Human WomenWorld of Warcraft [Execute] Dwarf WomenWorld of Warcraft [Execute] Gnome WomenWorld of Warcraft [Execute] High Elf WomenWorld of Warcraft [Execute] Orc WomenWorld of Warcraft [Execute] Troll WomenWorld of Warcraft [Execute] Tauren WomenWorld of Warcraft [Execute] Forsaken WomenWorld of Warcraft Sex with Goblin WomenWorld of Warcraft [Execute] Furbolg Women (Ogres, Dragonkin, Silithid, Demons, AND Nagas)Do I make myself clear???
Not only that but why be competitive on turtle WoW of all the WoW versions? Its probably one of the easiest if not the easiest private server in terms of raids. With stuff like scaling enabled, OP classes, jewelcrafting etc.If you're good at WoW and you want to prove it. You should be playing either on a private server that is true to vanilla balancing and without scaling.Or just on classic WoW and pay the sub. Its like boasting what a great player you're but you only beat the game on easy mode with all weapons enabled from the start. Like waowzers you cleared Kara40 as a OP paladin minmaxing everything so you only need to spam like 2-3 buttons to do decent dps or tank.
>>556044681It's literally the Blizzjeet tourists shitting up the thread because they can't cope with being brown and retarded(brown)
omitting ERP doesn't shit up the thread apparentlyrather telling
>>556045741>Its probably one of the easiest if not the easiest private server in terms of raidsI found the original classic release and anniversary way easier than Turtle, be it in leveling dungeons or Naxxramas. And if you factor in Kara40, then Turtle is a magnitude more difficult than classic. Classic is piss easy. Nostalrius or the old vanilla private servers were way harder.
>>556045828You are brown and jew.
>>556044681it's a tourist F R E S H realm played by SoD players
>>556046358*Blizzjeets
Honestly, I'm tired of these entitled Warrior players.Best DPS class, best TANK class, best PVE class overall, does pretty great in PVP as well, is nearly unstoppable when paired with a healer although it's argued that's the case for every class...Leveling is insanely fast, probably the fastest in the game because of how many dungeons you can get into.Best hybrid class in the game. Doesn't matter if you opt to be either a TANK or DPS, either way you are tanky and you do great dmg(at no cost/tradeoffs), no matter the role you want to pick.It's the most broken class in the game, making you really shake your head when playing with another class unless you want to be a healer, do pvp or rp.With recent class changes, the situation has gotten better, otherwise in the past you were just told/mocked, why don't you pick Warrior, why don't you just play with Warrior?Now these entitled people have the nerve to ask for further class improvements? It's like it's never enough for them, they want every single thing to be as overpowered and perfect as possible.Warrior players want so many buffs, might as well remove every other single class from the game and give Warrior an op healing spec as well, then it can really do it all.Mods really need to do something about these Warrior buff posts. Maybe nerf Warrior to the ground in order to make them realize what they really had going on.I cannot imagine the rage from them, knowing their class is no longer the best in DPS, tanking or the best hybrid class.Either Warrior needs to be nerfed or other classes need to be buffed more, otherwise at some point, players will start leaving or mocking Warrior players as a no skill op meta class player.
are we posting outdated bait from forums now?
thinking of getting back in the game, what does <Evil> need and do they have fun there?
>>556047471demon hunters, death knights, and disc priest if you wear a cage and under 18bmi
>>556047471whatever class you can actually get to 60.
>>556047813and raid at 60, very important partmany retardoids right now raid a class they dont like cuz sunk cost fallacy
>>556047185Warriors should just be auto attacking. I just want to be like a one hit trash mob all other skills should be a custom made dogeza animation that is automatically played when a paladin or shaman walks by.All my rolls no matter if need or greed should be seen as redundant when a paladin or for Horde shaman rolls.
If Epoch releases battlegrounds it'll objectively be the best server for PvP (because the rest are 0/10).
>>556047471
>>556045741Retard
>>556048219>If EflopStopped reading here
>>556047471We need someone to take some T2 paladin helm on Onyxia.
Frostmourne won
>>556048219you and 20 other players can enjoy them if you can do one wsg per weekend
>>556048483w-what happened to all the druids...
>>556048957wasn't frozen wastes title just another welfare title like champion of the naaru? Come back when u have hand of A'dal
>>556045741human men are naturally competitive creatures.
>>556049207nigga i'm level 64 :^(
>>556049130Bear is waiting for BWLCat is playing on an altTree is still a tree
>>556049219Be competitive where it actually shows your skill then?
Hair down or up in twintails for gnomes?
>tranny doesn't understand how competition works
>>556049657>Booomy, forgotten
this poor foolhe doesn't know
>>556049956take the ponytail pill
So far i've only played retail, but want to play somthing more laid back and true rpg'y(more akin to classic)Anyone tried out ascension' broznebeard/or whatever this mode is called?(Those in-world items you can find sound fun as fuck)
>>556051546>sound fun as fuckthey don't matter at all and discussion around the server died in less than a week
My first dungeon tanking as a Shaman wish me luck
How do I ascend from a failed biomale sissy to truedom?
>>556051712it's gonna be painful
>>556051546it's pretty fun cause you find all this overpowered stuff lying around. But then it feels off because you're still leveling at the same xp rate as vanilla and monsters don't just die like they would in retail. It feels dumb because it's giving me the vibe of being able to roll over 5 mobs at once but its not like that really at all.
>>556051913why bother? just embrace being a sissy
they added tauren priests on turtle wow?are there any more new race+class combos?
>>556052012It's easy af much better than stinky warrior tanking
>>556055741why do people say this? Doesn't warrior just spam sunder and aoe taunt when needed?
>>556055741easier to hold aggro, certainly not easier to stay alive pre mail and without all the armor talents
>>556027424Sometimes I poop in a hole and bury it when I'm out camping
>>556042674Is Evil the new FMC of /wpsg/?
>>556044681>FMC was just chillin>forgetting that FMC's raid leader was gigantic sweatie who quit because he couldn't handle dealing with retards each week>forgetting about all the gigasweat raiders FMC had that burned out because they couldn't handle the retards eitherFMC was held together by Sylma's ERP skills in Discord since he somehow managed to get the tryhards happy, moment the dogfucker quit the guild started dying
t-thanks Higi
magram or gelkis
>>556057559My Axedeath to horsefuckers
hello I started playing recently, is there a turtlewow guild I could join?My char is Raishun
uh oh loot melty
meltie incoming
>>556055828>this is the kind of retard that wants to convince you that warrior tanking is fine>"bro just sunder and aoe taunt XD"
melty cancelled
>>556059192YOU CAN'T FUCKING CANCEL IT NOWI WAS PROMISED A MELTY
>>556058928>no argumentYeah I mean I know i'm right but you don't have to rub it in.
>>556058247There's <Evil> if you're fine with very few levelers in the guild currently
>lovely black dressstolen>hakkari idolstolen>thorium veinstolen>swift zulian tigerstolen>heliosn’s warblade MHstolen
>>556059471I only wanted the 2h from hakkar so im glad i didn't go
THE ERPERS CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>556059471HVNTERchads needed on all...
>>556059471This is what happens when Flag isn’t the Master Looter.
>valentine's day alone againsigh...
>>556040732Hey...
>>556061750starting those events so early is a mistake. It should be like a 3 day thing.
>>556061983>plaps my fat uncut cock on your faceHello!
>>556057723based and taurenpilled
>>556035429why even entertain this fagadin? all you needed to say was "make your own group if you don't like the rules" and leave it at that (they can't lel)
>>556062245post cock
>>556047185
https://forum.turtlecraft.gg/viewtopic.php?f=40&t=16359&sid=c31135f6cd83a72ab86f5af583bd0c63
>>556063469I will get banned and my phone does not even take good pictures..
you didnt have to kill me like that! so rude
>>556064530It's okay, I will go find someone who has some balls then.
>>556065710Sorry I didn't see your guild until it was too late~
finally...those lashers are in trouble now...
>>556065950its okay, no hard feelings(heh). i like you ;)
I have confirmation that the next update is adding undead shamans to the game
>>556049956Pigtails are classic. Ponytail is meh.
>>556067257nice cock man, id suck it
>>556067257I have a bigger cock than you, sorry.
>>556067227she cute
>>556067257How many months of HRT, sis?
>>556067257why would you post a pic of your dick
bilbo baggins lookin dih
>>556068560Someone said they were alone for the Valentine's Day, and the caveman anon had to post his dick or risk losing izzat after being called a pussy
why is it blue...?like a drowning corpse
Old Murk-Eye lookin dih
Bro use some ozempic before your dih falls off from lack of blood circulation
>>556056731theres a lot of good players in thread, they just refuse to play with retard trannies
actually cartoonishly embarrassing dickpic, I cannot believe you thought that was something to share publicly, I truly believe that wasn't actually yours
>>556070291Name one
>>556070291>I truly believewant to believe*
>>556070361ZazedStinoElekkowDalegodxFilthydrunk
you know calling some retard's dick a useless needle is their fetish right? like hes leaking as we speak
human male disc priest lookin dih
That penis is aggressively average and forgettable.
I think it was sex worthy
Oh so suddenly everyone here is a penis expert?
One mention of Epoch really has them bubblin'
>>556066187oh yeah now we're pumping die you flower faggots
>hunters bitch so much about patch notes that the devs push back the whole thingClassic dutch moment
>>556077324wdym? I thought it was a good patch since we get bestial wrath i didn't look much past that
>>556056731People forget this because FMC raided for months without Sylma. In fact it raided longer without Sylma than with Sylma. Belwynn led way fewer FMC raids than Telol and Johntankman did.
all the good players moved to <gulag> unfortunately
>>556077324removing Bestial Wrath was one of the dumbest decisions they could ever make and they replaced it with the gayest(bad) ability they could have ever made
Baron Geddon is a fire elemental, and serves as the fifth boss encounter in Molten Core. The boss drops the second set of Bindings of the Windseeker necessary for crafting the legendary weapon Thunderfulry, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker. The boss uses the Living Bomb ability which mandates that the targeted player run away from the rest of the group before the 8 second timer finishes and they explode. This is typically a good test for your raid members to make sure everyone is paying attention to the mechanics as it deals significant damage to nearby players and knocks them up. The whole raid should be equipped with some Greater Fire Protection Potions in order to mitigate unnecessary damage. Upon defeating Baron Geddon, none of the fire elementals in the raid will respawn.
>>556080089>Online: 0
>>556079803the quality of those raids were ass though
>>556081718>Good players: 0
>>556081718>that's the joke
I remember.
>>556083363retvrn..... the beginning of the end.
>>556083363H-he was right..
You don't need to screenshot and upload everything you do in World of Warcraft.
>>556084913It's Koto avatarfagging.
tank dc'd
Epoch...
I haven’t posted here in about two years. Where’s Pearl and where’s Schizokino?
>>556085081It's just really really boring.
Red dress or purple dress?
>>556085397No dress. Go naked.
>>556084913it's more relevant to these threads than >>556070291>>556069561>>556069434>>556069927
>>556085303Welcome to /wpsg/.
>>556085821"Relevance" doesn't matter when the posts are really really boring. I could post random facts about the game. "Did you know the base cost of Heroic Strike is 15 rage?" That would be relevant. But it'd also flood the thread with trivial replies, which is what these screenshots do.>>556085836Yeah. Yeah...
>>556085397I wonder if she still has the dress I gifted her last year...
>>556086810see >>556081098
>>556086810>But it'd also flood the thread with trivial replies, which is what these screenshots do.Out of 284 posts, only 5 posts are mine...
>>556081098>>556087030made me lol
>>556086810I hate Heroic Strike!
>Tauri is UK serverwhat would ping be like from US east?
I found this Jib 2 days ago, thanks for listening to my blogpost
=
>>556087986>US eastprobably good, latinx mythic raid on this server and they are in south america
who up jibbin'?
>>556087706Heroic Strike is ok for a ragedump.
>>556088351im honestly considering just playing the US 15x funserver solo since I don't really plan to raid anyways.
>>556087030Don't you fucking compare /ourguy/ Baron Geddon with t hat fucking faggot spell Heroic Strike I will END you
>>556081098Kinda cooking with this post
Fuck Heroic Strike to be honest...
>>556081098Barron Geddon? More like Barron GETTING HEROIC STRIKED!
/wpsg/, wow classic general.
/wpsg/ - Heroic Strike General
Heroic Strike: WokeSunder Armor: Broke
Rend would never...
Just rended all over my sunder
i havent came yet today and am starting to get horrnnnyyyyy
nnnnngh im gonna sunder
IM SUNDERINGGGGG
What sword?
Heroic Strike's icon looks stalwart and true as it thrusts forward with certainty of purpose. Rend's icon looks devastating and savage, you can almost feel the warmth of the gore and blood spray. Sunder Armor's icon looks like shit, as if someone spread their buttcheeks and evacuated their bowels onto your gear.
>RP with someone on Nordanaar for a few hours, have a lot of fun>Log off, get in my Lamborghini parked inside my 3 floor mansion, drive to the dock so I can get on a weekend getaway with concubines>Go to a nearby island>Have a lot of fun>Come back 5 days later>Log in to WoW still inside my Lamborghini>"Hey, is everything alright? Did I make you uncomfortable?"I swear some people use RP as a replacement for real life, get a fucking life dude, do you not have anyone else other than talking to me?
>>556095390>ability's name is sunder armor>ability's icon is clearly sundering a bladed weapon
>>556095631thats arm armor retard
>>556095485>t.
>>556095631that's not a weapon, it's a chastity cage
I'm shield slamming all over your charge.....
NEED MORE RAGE
What's to stop someone from leveling up a fresh 60 every week, getting it MC gear and selling for 500$ every 10 days?
Why would you only level up one 60 when you can multibox on 20 different accounts and make $10000 in fraction of the time
>>556098894Nothing.
>>556098894brother nobody is buying fucking turtle wow accounts
>>556099204If I'm too obvious everyone will do it
>>556095390
>>556098894That's 1500$/mo. That's not any survivable wage anywhere in America.
>>556099337>Blade falling from the sky>Blade coming out of a void portal>Blade broken by an unidentified solid creature
>>556099204There's a 60 rogue in chuckers that bought that account <:^)T. knower
>>556095969That could have actually been his post kek
>>556099541I live in the basement I just need enough to feed myself so my parents won't scream at me so much.
>>556100789I'll get hate for this. But if you want to just make money off WoW run bots en mass and RMT the gold. And do boosts/pilots for a website like BlazingBoost.t. I paid for my degree off selling gold and boosts in MOP/WOD.
Silkfang....
Snowveil...
d-does anyone w-want to be my v-valentine????
>>556104492y-yeah...maybe..whats your name?
>>556083363>>556083707remember when these dungeons used to polymorph you into appropiate races so its not arthas running with a bunch of orcs and worgensI remember
>>556105439jibzag
>>556105519Arthas says diversity is our strength chud
i am so lonely right now for this valentines day ugh. need a bf...
>>556104492>>556109150everybody else is together and im here all alone
>>556109565femboy?
>>556109870yah i need to get back down to like 140ish though im 155 rn. 5'6. need weight in the right places. going to the gym and treadmill/stuff 3 days a week now along with squats and all that at home.
>>556110112EU or US?
>>556110112Squats wont make you lose weight, retard.
>>556110250US
>>556110291i know, dumbass. they are for your ass. i said i go to the gym 3 days a week.
>>556110296You play on turtle?
>>556110849yaa.....
>>556110929What name/server. I'll hop on and talk just person to person.
>>556111445leveling on nord, name i cant say i feel like..im sorry. would love to just talk
>>556111686Give me a hint and I'll dm you shortly.
has any1 here seriously played on self hosted single player servers for an extended period of time? what is the longevity like? is it truly enjoyable past a few hours of gimicky fun? is there a significant amount of headache trying to control bots and servers and shit?
>>556111998it would be tough to throw out any kind of dogwhistle that would be subtle...ive done a total 180 from the person i was a few years ago though. living a very good life.
>>556111686Or make a lv 1 tauren and look for something out of place.
>>556112283i meant ambershire. dont know why i said nord. sorry
>>556112803Same deal.
Just found my future bf
>>556113046i got all nervous @_@aaaaaaaa
<gulag> wonthe special olympics
>>556114140Thought I saw a name. Was just waiting for a message to make sure it was you. Oh well.
>>556115207yeah i was there just hesitated to say anything then got nervous idk why im like this sorry...maybe we will cross paths another time, im getting sleepy gonna go to bed. hope you sleep well anonxoxo
>>556115751You have the name at least. I may log on it later.
>>556116084i think so, were you the level 1 in a guild? or that other person jumping around...i dont remember the exact name now damnit. i wish i could drop more hints of who i am/name, or you could post yours...idk maybe im overthinking this like i do everything
>>556116796Was sitting in the smoke thing in front of spawn.
>>556116857ohhh yeah that was neat looking! like a pillar of fire. well i sadly did not get the name :/
>>556117041I think I got yours for the most part. Wasn't too hard to not know.
>>556117142i just used a random name and deleted the character afterwards...wish i would have got yours >_<
>>556117290We'll do the same thing again sometime at a diff zone. Or drop me a name hint and ill dm you.
>>556117606we can do the same thing. i need to get some sleep zzzz, goodnight anon <3
>>556117840Take care.
>>556117142>>556117290>>556117606>>556117840>>556117872
>anon romance failed at the first hurdleIt hurts to read this thread sometimes.Just make a new character and posts its name to the thread you dingbats. Use one of the randomly assigned names. Golly!
How dare you post your ingame adventures in world of warcraft private servers thread???We only talk about trannies and ERP here!!!
Your in-game "adventures" are boring and monotonous.
>>556122378No we erp with the trannies and then talk badly about them on /wpsg/ because we regret it until next raid where we erp with the trannies again.
Grooming faggots in World of Warcraft is far more interesting I agree
>>556123008We talk badly about them on /wpsg/ because we know it makes them cum when we do. Each one of those little fags has a humiliation fetish.
>>556123519telegethu would jerk his clitty on voice chat as i insulted him
>>556098894Uh the fact that no one is paying $500 for fresh 60s? Are you stupid?
turtle wow banned me from discord the forums and my guildaita reddit?
>>556126376Perhaps. We'll have to hear why first.
>>556126461>Terms of Service:>You will not say NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER>nonny:>NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER>GMs:>*bans u*>nonny:>what the fuck!?!?!?!Many such cases.
>>556126461I talked about killing cops in guild chat a lot.... I think. I was listening to local police radio all day. I also talked a lot of bullshit about blizz going after them someday and brainstorming how to avoid it (this guild had some devs in it) and they definitely didn't like to hear that. That's when I got banned iirc. I was generally disruptive and "extremely toxic" or whatever.... I even got banned from the server like 3-4 times and muted a whole bunch. I just feel lucky they let me play still.
>>556126612I hecking love Terms of Service for a stolen product
>>556126716what I'm getting at is, all my friends, family, and every person I ever ran into online blocked me and now I have no friends.Aita?
>>556126298>allowing them to touch themselvesI made Elafi have hands free orgasms just by repeating the phrase “You fuck dogs” over and over
>>556126734no such thing as stolen product on russian land
All the "doms" I met on Turtle have been cringe weirdos.
>>556127256sis...
>>556127256I’d be down. I’ve done incest ERP before. It just takes setting it up with the other player in advance. The last time we leveled up together and it was a lot of fun.
>>556127297Why are you meeting doms?
>>556126946>'you can't touch yourself' over the internet>mingling with dogfuckersyou a faildom
You could just have sex in real life and play wow for wow. I really don’t get you guys at all.
>>556127803>getting jealous because some fag made another fag cum
>>556126734It's not a stolen product
What should I get my TWoW boyfriend for the Valentine's Day?
>>556128224Get me a diet coke.
>>556128224NOTHINGVALIENTINES DAY IS OVVEEEERRRRRRR
>Akalix is winning the caseBlizz sisters...
>>556128485I DONT CARE I DONT CARE ABOUT GAY I DONT CARE ABOUT POLTICS I DONT CARE ABOUT BLIZZ. I WAN PLAY TEH GAME AND LIZEN 2 MUZAK SHUT DOWN THE THEAD. NOW. NOW NOW NOW. IM WARNING YOU.
>>556128615waffles...
AUUGUHHHHAUUUUGHHHAUAUAUAJAJJHAHF(OSANFNJKJANSFNKJANKSNKJFASNKFNKJASFANLKNFKJSANKFNKSANKFSKNFNSANKJFASFNKJASNKFKNJSAKNFNKJLSANKJFNKJANJKFSAKN
>>556127961Yeah bro just like the teacher in hecking sitcoms says the reason people pick on you all the time is because they're jealous of you that's it you have no personality flaws whatsoever and this is not just an embarrassing defense mechanism when those bullies were pushing your head into the toilet they were definitely secretly thinking "wow, I really wish I was this guy!"
>>556128485>judge hasn't ruled on anything>that means Akalix won
>>556129231You are trying to reason with Elaynna. It will not work, he is too retarded.
>>556129231>being this madlmao plus didn’t read
i plapped telols branded alt and i know it's a she helf. AMA
>>556129686You read every word and an additional tear streamed down your face with each one.
>>556129908I saw something about a sitcom teacher and lol’d
There are anons whose entire lives are /wpsg/, Turtle Wow, and Discord.They wake up and the first thing they do is check in on those things. It’s all they really do all day. Then it’s the last thing they do before bed.
>>556130180I do this
>>556130180What's the problem with that as long as you are enjoying yourself?
Want to see the tribute Elafi sent me for Valentine’s Day?
>>556130568How hedonistic.
>>556130703There's literally no reason to do anything in life if it doesn't bring you pleasure.
>>556130568You should be joining RP guilds like the reddit spacing anon and check your guild Discord channel every waking hour instead.
>Blizzard will never serve anyone from euro-Bros...? They are just serving everyone.
>>556127256always thought the idea would be fun when roleplayed as some comedy/romance settingsomething something adopting a young highelf as a little sister but it turns out it is actually your real sister as a halfelf that got seperated from you shortly after birth due to war and you being a human obviously aging a lot faster than the halfelf creating the agegapthen just do the usual trope of "dense older brother who wants to take care of little sister not getting the romance queues of his sister" + "little sister falling in love while getting hornier each time she gets her advances denied" and you have your own fotm 12 episode anime in wowowawa!
>>556130784>bulgarialol, all the yuros are fucked if blizzard can serve someone there
>>556130568>>556130731If you read this thread you can tell they aren’t enjoying themselves. Ultimately the problem with hedonism is that it is unfulfilling. You seek pleasure but in pursuit of it only find emptiness as you desensitize yourself to pleasure, requiring you to reach higher highs and sink into deeper depravities just to feel anything at all. Human beings require self-actualization within their lives to truly feel fulfilled, and you won’t get that shitposting in /wpsg/.In other words by seeking only to make yourself happy you push yourself away from true happiness. But don’t take my word for it. Even a casual glance at this thread would reveal that anons who waste their days here are far from happy.
>>556130873I’ve thought about doing this sort of thing as well but never found someone on the same page. Could be fun but you’d need a devoted partner.
>>556131305finding the right person always ends up being the bottleneckin my entire life roleplaying in wow i only found maybe 3 people out of hundreds who i would trust to have the skills to perform such a roleplay while also being stable enough mentally to not mix up rl and rp
>>556131212this reads like my grandma who used to always tell me that id like mushrooms when i grew up and i still dont eat mushroomsive been playing mmos and erping with others for over 15 years and still have a blast and cum super hard. this reads a bit like projection where you arent comfortable with who you are
>>556131546I hate when I find a good partner and they suddenly disappear and never log ever again. My friends list is a graveyard.
>>556131761That means you are not a good partner.
>>556131761could have many reasons desu but it sucks yeait even could be them cutting ties because they are getting too attached to you, experienced that first hand
>>556131637Damn you're one pathetic coping incel lmaoNot him btw
>>556130180Get them
Why's everybody making such a big deal over ERP? Just typefuck with the busty, bootylicious elfwoman/musclecow with chisseled abs and horns to hold on to or don't typefuck with them. Simple as.
Us women (REAL WOMEN) are sick of you incels shitting up the thread telling everyone how gross you are. Leave now!!!
>>556133456100% of the people whining about ERP are losers who have no one to ERP with lolyou can always tell with how they type
>>556131637based grandma
>>556133481Tits or GTFO
Private servers?
>>556133770You're confused, this general is actually about "Privates Servers" where we talk about our privates with other people.
>>556133580Can we stop the jib bashing?
>>556133580When you say stupid shit like this you just make it obvious that people pointing out you're an incel that's only ERPing because you can't find a single girl irl gets to you.
do you think jib would've scored if he was a goblin instead?can goblins even be mages?
>>556133580>my character's name is FreeUseSlut and my TRP says I will fuck anyone and anything, but clearly the people calling me gross have sour grapes and I totally wouldn't ERP with them
>>556133580really made the chuds seethe instantly with this TRVTH NVKE
>>556134389why are you replying to yourself
>>556134439because its funny and you cant do anything to stop me
>>556134343I would've let Gobjib top me
>>556133580Burgor...
In real life I have to exercise, take a shower, have a job, and not be an awful person to be attractive.In WoW I just have to make a nelf futa and I instantly have dozens of hot bitches wanting my dick.Who's the real unhappy one?
>>556134343I made a male goblin and have had people hit me up for ERP on him based off my TRP and then the whispers we exchanged. I think a part of it is presentation and personality. With Jib his tactic was suicidebaiting and that isn't hot.
You may not like me but I like you!
Your attack misses!I cast Heroic Strike Rank 1 onto you!
>>556135368>I made a male goblin and have had people hit me up for ERP on him based off my TRPSmall top big sub is just exquisite taste
>>556135704I was a little surprised when I first got interest but it turned out to be more popular than I guessed.
>>556135968Who are you getting whispers from? Guys or gals?Which do you respond to? Guys or gals?
I am officially transitioning from a failed biomale sub to truedom
How do I join <Sisters of the Sunwell>?
>>556136224Both.
>>556137339
How do I join <Lightborne>?
>>556137689Ask Elaynna for an invite.
it happened
>>556138000eyba cheated on seralys AGAIN??
>the road to 60>plays arc raiderslol
>>556138142that never happened
>>556138325it did happen thougheverbeit
>>556138264What's going on with TBC? I see everyone shilling it but im not sure why
>>556138360I was questing in Silithus and I saw it all.
Seralys deserves better than that cheating whore Eyba.
Frostmane Hollow, a small level 13-16 dungeon, was planned for the patch after Nightmares of Ursol, but since it was ready ahead of time, we'll include it in the upcoming Patch 1.18.1 release!
>>556138491It's coming out
>>556138936shroud was playing a lvl 70 mage in AV yesterday I dont know waht that means
>pull up a "bf6 is dead" vidya>this guy is even older than me, and grayingOh no this is what I look like isn't it...
>>556138805Looks like it's going to be in dun moroghnow the alliance too will have to deal with retards queuing for a dungeon they can't possibly get to and then asking why they weren't teleported in
>>556139328On Turtle, the Horde has always had teleporters to Alliance dungeons, like Deadmines and Gnomeregan. Meanwhile, the Alliance can't get to RFC and have to travel super far to reach WC, SFK, RFK, RFD, and SM.
ESLaynna moment
>>556139771Because Alliance has neutral cities in those locations. For Gnomeregan you'd have to run through guards, which is why it had a port in original vanilla. The Deadmines port is dumb but it's also one quest and if you finish it you're done.
>>556139771how does horde have a teleport to DM?
My masturbation addiction is ruining my lifeAt least 4 hours a day just gone to jacking off or lying down after jacking off
>>556140405It's part of a Deadmines dungeon quest, there is a NPC in I believe Thunder Bluff teleporting you to Westfall. If you never complete the quest, you can infinitely teleport to Westfall/Deadmines.
>>556140672there are no deadmines dungeon quets on horde
>>556141653https://database.turtlecraft.gg/?quest=55005https://database.turtlecraft.gg/?quest=40396
>>556141653https://database.turtlecraft.gg/?quest=39994https://database.turtlecraft.gg/?quest=40395https://database.turtlecraft.gg/?quest=55005
Troonlyanna is so dumb and ugly KEK
>>556141653>>556141653except there is and the quest that teleports you to DM also gives a massive blue two hander that you can get as low as at lvl 15 and carries you past your 20s with a high proc chance guardspawn that taunts, better than anything else alliance has
>>556139994Stop blaming me for everything!
I'm making a night elf ladydo I give her purple or white hair?
>>556143405Can I blame you for my boner?
>>556143998What class / spec?
>>556144173Rogue, most likely
>>556144375Go white
no, you can't
>>556144438May I pick your brain as to why?
>>556144606Purple is a hair color for healers
>>556144451>min maxing leveling dungeonsyou're a piece of shit loser
>Can I blame you for my boner?
>>556144451this is pally racism, we're the golden children of every dev team!
>>556142450The teleport no longer works once you turn in the quest and a 15.3 two-hander at that level is a bit of a joke when there are one-handers with higher DPS. Wingblade is 15.7 and Cruel Barb is 15.5. The proc was nerfed so it rarely happens and the guards don't work in PVP since they won't attack Alliance players. They're also capped at level 20. It's a meme weapon at best.
>paladins can't do dam-ACK!!!
>>556144909I politely disagree, white-haired priests go hard
>>556145095650 dps isn't good lol
>>556144935>>556144959>>556145095they are not allowed in my groups, i dont want to make the tank mad and have him leave because i invited a paladin dps
>>556145130Her hair and skin is all white from the copious amount of Horde cum permanently infused with her body.
>>556142450>>556144995weapons and jewelry with armor on them are all dogshitarmor has a way higher stat value than it deserves so they are losing a lot in other stats compared to similar items
>>556145235Based, I never invite paladins aswell, fuck those bitch boys stealing all my loot while carrying them on a dungeon as the chad warrior tank that I am
>>556145620>grey parse>-strasza erp name>atomic meltdown over a green needgold
>>556145806this is elekkow btw
>>556145806this is burgor btw
>>556145806this is flag btw
>>556146213Burgor...
Heroic Strike Rank 1...
>>556145806>doesn't recognize Alynasztraza from this thread who ""beat"" hardcore as a paladin
Love not ranking up Cleave because i'm poor...
>>556145620
>>556145620Did he post a screenshot of himself doing half the tanks dps as an own?
>>556145461The story of [Horde Defender Axe] is that the creator purposefully made it much weaker than it should have been because Dragunovi and others said the effect was too strong.Personally I get it anytime I play a Horde character who can use two-handed axes, but it's not overpowered. You're definitely better using a stronger two-hander or even one-handers. The only time it was any good was when the guards would attack unflagged alliance players. Beyond that it's kind of just a joke weapon that I keep in my banks and use sometimes for laughs.Even the teleport is a joke. You can take the zep to STV and then drop into the ocean and swim a bit. It's faster than going to Thunderbluff.
>>556145095>Still getting mogged by the non anons ohnonono
>>556147795He recently hit 60 too. This is his second raid as Zased (not counting the fact that his guild cleared Naxxramas on Nordanaar, unlike Evil/FMC).
>>556147951Stop talking about yourself Pablo
>>556145461>>556147747I'll say this: to Dragunovi's credit, he gives armor class a lower value when budgeting items. He actually realizes it isn't worth dirt. Some vanilla items had their stats adjusted to account for this, and all the newer custom items are handled with Dragunovi's formula. Some of the older custom items that were made by forum users (like Horde Defenders Axe) haven't been adjusted, but because they're lower level, it doesn't really matter.
>>556148103That's so funny bro, enjoy your company of trannies while never clearing BWL.
>>556148103Yes anon I'm Zased and I'm doing better DPS than you even though you've been farming MC for months and I've cleared it once. I'm wearing green pants and still doing better DPS than anyone in your raid outside Therin whose DPS will go back down to mid where it belongs when poisons are nerfed. Sit and spin.
>>556148594It's Zazed //Zazed
>>556148720Yeah no I'm totally that guy.
>It's me. I'm The Zased.
>>556145620people that use the term subhuman are such cringe pick-mes just like the euros that say shitskin lmao
Are you all alone on Valentine's Day? Instead of doing a backflip and becoming an hero, try StupidCupid!Simply send an in-game letter to Stupidcupid listing what you are and what you're looking for. Whether you're a big Tauren BVLL or a little elven sissy, whether you're looking for a quick shag or someone to hold paws with, StupidCupid will find them for you.Monetary donations welcome but not required. Services available on Turtle Wow (Ambershire and Nordanaar). Please send letters before February 13th.True love awaits!* *True love not guaranteed.
>>556150039>little elven sissystop that...
>>556150039I want you to die
>>556150039i cant wait to get matched with people that i ghosted
>>556150039>little elven sissyhnnnnngh
>dutch named in the files>Coa never coming out>Shenna still going to be sent to blacktanamo bay >Crogge is "missing" (dead in a ditch likely)>Chudhaven devs ran with the money a third time>aow was vaporware all along Is it over?
>>556150039can i get a little elven sissy if i'm a gay tauren
Little Elven sissy here, drop your applications and you might be contacted if deemed worthy.
>>556150039can i get a fem human/ fem nelf if i'm a straight male worgen
>>556151560You'll be sent a drone bomb instead Faggotanya
>>556150039itty bitty elven sissy with the teeny tiny wittle clittycaged and collared spread eagle tookisses hugs and happy valentine's for you
>>556151496Gender: MaleRace: Worgen
>>556151496gender: malerace: taurenfetish: elf boys
>>556151496Gender: Type 3Race: HumanSkin: PinkBody: SkinnyfatFetish: Non-consensual handholding
>>556151496Gender: MaleRace: TaurenFetish: Small penis humiliation
>>556151993Koto...>>556152718Burok...>>556153496Filthydrunk...>>556155035Jib...
I was posting >>556144173 because I was gonna boost on TBCCA tbqh I did>>556145353Why are you like this?
>>556155641meant to quote >>556143998
>>556148909Burgor...
>>556150039https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN7LQNDkobA
>>556155641hey...
>>556149509But it's one of my favorite terms to use
>>556149509How else should we call you? American?
>>556155641Serber?
>>556145620>You're poor>Your parents aren't married>You are circumcisedHow do you respond without sounding angry?
>>556156953>you're desperate to hurt someone like you've been hurt and just throwing shit at the wall hoping something sticks
>>556155554I'm actually not too big on elves.
>>556157496What are you playing on Tauri?
>>556145620the funniest part of this is that that "dps green" is actually more useful for tanks than retardins
>>556157738Not playing on anything at the moment. I just come here to lurk every once in a while cause a bunch of you guys are still pretty chill.
LF9M UBRS NEED TANK NEED DPS NEED HEALER all drops HR'd
>>556159458I will join this and I will enjoy it
>>556159458forgot to mention NEED KEY
>>556158097You're a real one.
>>556159868Ask Keyholder.
I wish we had more based homosexuals like Dostor and less pedophiles like Flag.
Nerf warriors
>want to tank as warrior>to not lose aggro you need raid gear>to get raid gear you need to tank raids
>>556161440You only need skillSadly you have none.....
>>556161440you only need to press sunder how hard is that?
>>556161440my last casual dadgamer guild first took me to MC and BWL as a totally inexperienced warrior offtank in level 40 crafting greens. i was force fed so much loot that i was clad in full epics within a couple weeks.
Failed Male General?Failed Male General.
FMC more like Failed Male Council
I am now announcing my transition from failed male to man child
https://youtu.be/eckoYQqdk28?si=34JBwpN6s96yGvbX
It's only 2 PM and I've now jerked off 3 timesI'm receving emails and phone calls about things I should be doing but I'm too busy jerking it and shitposting on 4chan before I see an arousing image and have to go jerk it againI'm going to end up homeless but I just can't stop
>>556164426blow it out you ass
STEELSTEELSTEEL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ih68lYd-nw
>>556164982https://youtu.be/pODs4gKl1IM?si=PohQjzwPCItOhwe2
>>556151152>Chud also in the filesBro it's beyond over.
>>556165363https://youtu.be/iWYqsaJk_U8?si=2MNd2jJYAInwClZqstay strong!!!!
Blizzard bullies innocent trans people over a fucking videogame
>>556163035we already knew so it isn't really that big of a surprise but congratulations anywaywe are really proud of ya
>>556166659https://youtu.be/GaMn-kZOGKA?si=GmodRHymkxDuBbWb
>>556166659https://youtu.be/RG2IK8oRZNA?si=bNAU23_TyaYNA2sv
https://youtu.be/gy3F-vMeYgQ?si=xBIYstOZSxlqmMrw
>>556168054no one wants to see your degenerate porn
>>556156880NIGhtslayer
>>556167615what makes this music better for people with adhd than other music?
>>556168736it doesn't, but it makes it easier for advanced algorithms to manipulate you when you click on things that infer that the user has or believes they have adhd.
>>556168736listen to this first https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI-EdDq0sUU
>>556169658so these are the people calling me brown on 4chan
>>556169658it worked
>Spend the last 6 months on Epoch, enjoy myself there>Think to myself "hey, I haven't logged on Turtle in years, lemme check out what new content they got">Redownload it and use my old account, login>The client is absolute dogshit and game looks worse than Epoch>Where the fuck are my TBC talents? >Where the fuck are all of the QOL/UI/Game improvements from WOTLK? >PVP system is still using the same dogshit system from Vanilla >The whole thing just seems like a regression compared to Epoch >Realize that I just can't deal with this after getting used so much to the stuff in Epoch
>>556168054that shit was whacked
>>556170550>turn on turtle wow>immediately surrrounded by 10 trans people>I salute them, as they are POCs>que for a bg>ERP my way to victory (/emote for really kinky stuff)>After I've gooned out for 10 hours in wsg I upload my goonsesh directly to my facebook>Grandma gives me a like>Head back to my gooncave (wsg)>play a few more games>already leveled up 2 times, (Shit was so cash)>Go to wpsg>see project epoch>no furries>no trannies>Cry myself to sleepand that's what I do on tuesdays.
>>556170550>>The whole thing just seems like a regression compared to EpochThis but the other way around for me
>>556170926>>I salute them, as they are POCsLok'tar
>>556170550man why did epoch have to die so fast, it had pretty much everything i wanted from a project
>>556171153I'm still playing it and doing my weekly Onyxia runsthe problem with Epoch is that content is coming to it at a snail's pace, apart from that it was almost everything I wanted from a Classic + experience
>>556170926thanks for the reddit karma nice post :)
>>556171374Do not play epochdo not play that gameturtle wow is much good very naice and many dollars will be donated don't worry. We are under control and very fashionable time updateif you give turtle no epoch u will make epoch badder and turtle vary naice place for you to game on for long time forever. No pain. Just asking you pls not play epoch turlte play now maybe if dont problem no problem okaythere is many update coming to wow please do not turlte enough until you really like it. Also level is cow and update to living tree. There is much new game and zone with 5 new update class for extra talent from staff. There is game for free on turtle page do not not not play game and epoch not play now no more epoch please no play game last man who play epoch he EEEK!!!! be safe play turtle friend i protect younumber one game all history server up to be down and game is good on pc or laptop ples play i love this game i need new turtle patch tomorrow but it okay sometimes do not be not there goodbye
>>556171510you don't understand, me? I'm a 4channer. I live on epic memes, funny posts, and trolling newfags. I don't mind writing funny posts now and there if they make you laugh, but beware, you may get trolled. Anyways haha yeah we are pretty big community full of most evil people in world. worst of worst trolls. do not mess with me because I have a bunch of friends and they troll really hard. One time we trolled a troll and he trolled us back, that took a while. Gotta go, more people to troll.
>>556172497Trolls aren't welcome here. I'm reporting this post for trolling outside of /b/.
>>556172497i don't remember posting this?
>>556172923You won't remember this either *roofies you*
hey guys and gals! whats going on in here?>>556174889haha yeaaah haha
I am garrison commander now.
Should I ask her for bob and bagene saars?
>>556171374didn't epoch get nuked, though?
>>556176487It's still running, in a limbo state dough
Aecheur, asking me anything.
>>556178741why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_D3VFfhvs4
>>556181846https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpfqGj9w0oo
This general can't survive without meand yet you do everything you can to drive me away
>>556183207Sylma...
>>556183207Burgor...
my AGP gets worse the more i fap but if i try not to im just stuck thinking about sucking cock and get super horny like in the morning just stay there for an hour rubbing against my bed
>>556183871Same...
>No ERP, do not askI will now have sex with you in World of Warcraft
>>556183207https://youtu.be/fDjMSiECbgg?si=QnGAo3UmiEljy8Memeetup at blizzcon everyyear
>>556184746Trans rights are human rights
rapescrolling TRP list...
>>556185126Ellinna...
Everytime I play my night elf female I get horny. I wish I could be strangled by her thighs so bad bros...
What server is worth playing now?
>>556185126I'd reinstall if you're a Tauren that likes Nelfies :3
>>556186096ambershire<evil>cmon
/wpsg/ will never be the same....
>>556186178name? I roleplayed with a nelfie anon from here but she was bad at erp and I ghosted her
>>556186357Why such a gay name?
>>556186612because we are all gay.
>>556185927helf thighs are softerplus you get to feel his cute lil pp squish against the back of your head
>>556186436If you guys didn't spite each other for zero reason and spent the time in raid to at least finish the raid in a timely manner and at least had the inclination to want to do decent at a 5 APM game I would half tempted to come back and join an anon guild.
>>556187236So you played in the guild 13 years ago, and have just been shitposting here since then refusing to join another guild? I'm sorry I hurt you so much.
>>556187462Lol no sorry just generalizing all /wpsg/ guilds with my comment. But it is a trend across most if not all guilds I've seen.
>>556186441if you're that autistic tauren who bullied me i'm not reinstalling for you T_T my TRP was set up as a sex slave and you wanted to do non-con and i couldnt think on the spot how to spin my willing character to suddenly be unwilling and you just kept saying i was awful and bad at ERP. idk if you're that anon but if so you're mean and not the hot kind >;/
>>556187462not him, didnt play in that specific guild, but i have mostly spent the last 13 years playing vanilla and messing around with traps ^_^ i dont consider that a waste of my free timehoweverhe has a point.
>>556187670Yea because they lack great leaders like me or Zach.
>>556187871There are at least 10 times as many trannies as there were 13 years ago, you would not be able to turn them into normal people
>>556188104You're probably right. I take my leave.
>>556187780I was on my orc and I said I had to go and ghosted her aftershe was really bad at erp the kind of stuff people post there to mock erp
>>556188724couldnt be me then ive never had an orc ghost me :3
if your guild doesn't make you cum, is it worth staying
OH MY GOD IS THAT A GIRL GAMERI NEED TO MAKE A HARDCORE CHARACTER ON NORDANAAR RIGHT FUCKING NOW SO I CAN CARRY HER THROUGH DUNGEONS AND SHE WILL MAYBE REWARD ME WITH SEX
>>556189738Nerdy in a cute way. Unfortunate about the New Zealand thing though.
>>556027231im so excited for project epoch to come out!
>>556189738why she bald
>>556191224she is a strong word
>>556189738That’s an Azeroth 8
>>556191363I'm 90% sure it's a real girl, no mentions of pronouns or tranny shit in the description and if it was a tranny he would have the most convincing girl voice I'd ever heard.
>>556189738>>556192202>in a relationshipruined
>>556192202who's fucking snitchingnow she's going to think it's fucking weird when I try to have sex with her
>>556189738We should all sexually harass her until she quits
Holding hands with Allune while raiding.
>>556192795No "we" shouldn'tShe is mine
>>556192927"Your" waifu just gave me a stam buff, she wants me
Moids will fall over themselves simping over some ugly balding slut then turn around and call me a disgusting tranny even though I am way prettier than her just because she happened to be born a girl and I had to become one with hard work fuck this earth
people on this server sure make me laugh sometimes
>>556193194He is a fag for leaving and you are a fag because you are a fag and also for joining just to "sit at farm" like a leech so you can afk and jack off.
>>556193181I can't get you pregnant though. And you made being a tranny your personality.
>>556193181ywnbaw
>>556193476who gives a shit what im doing on the other monitor/in the background/whatever as long as i call out incs.. q fucking q
Someone needs to make a gnome and beeline to where she is and rape her right now
>>556189738the only deal breaker is that she's a NU SEALANDUH
she has to look at the keyboard to type what a cute retard
>>556189738wait is this an actual woman? lmaosorry if your reading this thread babe didnt mean to hurt ur feelings...il still take a bj i guess
>>556189738She puts the f in fugly
>>556194347now i feel bad man...fuckokay listen you need to wear your hair in a different style. that angle with that style and lighting or whatever just are not camera friendly. cute personality, i think i will take that blow job, m'lady :D
>>556194524*pushes you the fuck over*NEVER*stomps on your head*INSULT*stomps on your head*MY GF*stomps on your head*AGAIN*stomps so hard your whole head bursts getting brain everywhere*
>anons expect a model looking woman to waste their time on wow
is it true that blizzard is the largest radius aoe and the most powerful slow in the game? If so I still wouldn't blame someone for not wanting to play mage.
Honestly it's a shame that cross-faction guilds don't seem to be catching on for more servers. I'd be half tempted to check out Tauri Legion if I could play a Highmountain with the anons.
>>556194868it's not going to have allied races, that was a bfa thing
She added me as a friend :3
>>556194973they were in legion 7.3.5....... as a preorder bonus for BfA
>>556189738Allune? more like ALONE YOU UGLY BITCH HAHAHAHH
>>556195138Oh yeah I forgor that was a pre-order bonus for bfa.
HEY ALEXEI CLARK YOU ARE A BIG FAT NIGGER WITH A TINY MICROPENIS LOL LMAO
>>556194868Don't try to fool anyone, nobody actually plays this game
>>556194641Oh, so you didn't feel bad about saying something that would've been absolutely devastating to a trans girl, but now that you know you were saying it to a cis girl you feel bad? Even though it probably wouldn't have hurt her half as much because she doesn't have MAGA chuds denying her identity 24/7 like I do?You are a bad person. You only feel bad because in the back of your mind there's a non zero chance you might get to fuck her and you might've blew it. You're that desperate for a "real" vagina.
>>556196009https://youtu.be/Rwj8gdoTls8?si=Tf5vhekAm1B3mML_you're right
What do you guys think about Whitemane?
>>556196009you are out of your mind dude. i really am not sexually attracted to real grills, can only cum with them really through oral or anal pussy makes my dick go soft.i like femboys/traps, but not insane trannys like you jesus christ...i just like to fuck man, yeah id take a bj from her right now
>>556196269I'M RICK JAMES BITCH
>>556196218>>556196375FUCK YEAH RICK JAMESWE GETTIN DOWN LIKE JAMES BROWN AROUND HEREYEEEAAAAAAAH!!!
>>556196337I'M NOT A FUCKING DUDEFUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOU
>>556189738here is your "real biofem"
>>556196320she's hot but I don't like that she exclusively fucks shotas
>>556196467https://youtu.be/ZdVAH8Z5O90?si=0vc3TgUWYR80f2Wq
>>556196512You're man
I look like this...
>>556196731Allune...
>>556196634ehehehehehehh
she's offscreen talking to her bf while you simp for her here
>>556196731Seralys...
>>556196894poetry
Every high elf player is Indian until proven Brazilian
>>556197007how do you know it's her boyfriend? it could be her father, social worker or an adult caregiver.
>>556193476you don't pay his sub fee.
she is checking the thread i am embarrassed
>>556197007Yeah so what I'm gay wanna fight about I sucked more cocks then you took it up the ass that don't mean I can't sing
Have you ever thought about downranking even your group buffs, like PW:F so they would be less eager on going in hot where mobs would be tearing them apart? LUL As a healer you should be steering your tank and the rest of the group, since nobody beside you know better how to manage your mana reserves.
>>556189738>>556197007i just dropped a fat 20 bomb on her. hope she rerolls ambie and joins <evil> and becomes my future friend
>>556194868i mean you need to unlock highmountain tauren with another character so...
>>556197007what a casual how can you even consider looking away from the screen without logging out on a HARDCORE this is just a joke to her it means nothing to her nothing she's not one of us she's not like us don't trust her dont trust anyone ever again DO NOT LET HER IN
I mean I've played every xpac but MoP until War Within, but I'm still confused a little bit. Does Tauri's world map have shit on it that shouldn't be there?
>>556197283>he doesnt knowshe had autowalk on while she was away from her computer, she almost walked into that trogg campshe's not getting past lvl 20
Presented without comment.
>feminine shouldersSTOP TEMPTING ME AAAAAHHHHHH
>>556197283https://youtu.be/HWMsWO0vPa8?si=K_1F-bmHLCfLX5PHI played elysium.
>>556197375yes technically the allied races buildings are in the game, but their npcs are notthe illidari npcs from legion are also in the gameeverything else legion related is disabled, including all the battle pets they added to old raids, which is a shame, would be stupid easy to enable and it would add "content" for a while at least
>>556196009calm down keyholder
>>556197431That's just sad really, I pity titlets more than I do manlets
flat chests are the most comfortable to lie your head onit's impossible to sleep on big boobs, you shift at all and you fall over.
>>556197509great song brother <3
>>556197431ok at least we know its a woman now, one day of HRT will give you bigger boobs than that
we've over doubled her viewer count we're taking /ourgirl/ to the moon
>>556196009i think it's up to 47% now, maybe higher.
https://youtu.be/lNJ6dFwh8a4?si=ow9mEu0XeUTVprah
>>556197431if she ever got pregnant she could grow some semblance of boobsunlike our local trannies that will never be females
>>556197958she seems sweet you guys should never ever ever ever ever interact with her.
She likes gnomes...
>>556197229healsluts barking all big and mighty before folding like a camping chair the second a proper tank gives them a little choke and a tug
Jib just logged on to find her.
>>556197431oh my! how lewd & erotic~
Someone should invite her to Full Moon Company
allune is already taken. please stop harrassing, gangstalking and lovebombing her. she is an innocent dove and does not deserve this foul treatment from you wicked bad faith actors.
she belongs to [REDACTED] hands off
does she have chat visible on stream?bouta login and spam her with NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
Im going to roll a nelf warlock and me and allune will level hardcore together until I choose to kill us both :)
Her stream is boring as shit jesus christ I thought only attractive femoids got away with such shit streams
>>556199091no
she's just a girl she's trying her best
>>556199097lololol
>>556199237>girlStill dubious
>>556199117has a vagina + not fat = attractive
>>556199291mindbroken.
>Friendly reminder if you do lurk please mute the tab or leave volume at 2% thank you
>>556199342vaginas are fucking GROSS man, ugh
>>556199468sour grapes
She looks like she would trick on it
how the fuck has no one griefed her yeti would do it myself if i wasn't busyyou guys are cucks/wpsg/ is dead
>>556199531whatever you say. been with multiple women irl so you cant even say it was just that one and i struggled to stay hard/into it while having sex with all of them except 1 when we started with anal
>>556199660No one even invited her to FMC...
>>556199660if she was really hot sure, but why pile on? Im in my 30s it's all a bit cliche.
>>556199668The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>556199541how much for a qv?
>>556199776might be funny
>>556199660I would but I have few leveled characters on Nord, and the turtle jannies will 100% ban you for trolling her
>>556199776What do you mean? She IS hot, dont know why you feel the need to come in here and talk shit about her looks for no reason.
This is the last time I do a dungeon with fucking paladins holy shit they are braindead in turtle wow
>>556200069If your tits aren't at least this big, you're not a real woman.
oh my god we're down to 10 viewers if we lose one more we'll be in single digits start watching again NOW
>she's already in a guildFUCKING SLUTWHY DIDN'T WE INVITE HER TO FMC
>>556199660Don't hurt her! She's just a girl!
any good servers?
>>556201238Play on TurtleWoW-Nordanaar as a hardcore and protect our princess whenever you can
>>556201238nard - turtle - hardcore - protect VIP allune (confirmed biofem) at all costs!!!
Why is this thread full of incels? You guys are disgusting.
GUYSGET YOUR HEADS ON STRAIGHTSHE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A COCK
>>556201470>insult women and you're an incel>worship a woman and you're an incelWhat the FUCK do you want from me?
>>556201451>>556201301>turtleI said goodalso>hardcorekill yourself
I'm doing a quick reroll on nord hardcore alliance side who's coming with me?
>>556201238we're all on ambershire this should just be /twow/ turtle wow ambershire general
>>556201917
>>556202160kek
>>556202160Jib...
>>556202160>isn't logged indam I thought u were for real i even made a fag gnome
Someone make Alunneskiller
what if a few of us (ironically of course) logged in and powerleveled Allune every day she's on stream to show her and her viewers what it's like to play WoW with some hard dudes that are all business?
>>556204750what if you go kill yourself (unironically)
My favorite thing is to see the trannies seethe over anons simping the definition of a mid.
>>556204992I'd never let you win. Statistically every tranny I've ever met is dead, except for the 2 most recent ones, who have about 3 years left on average.
>>556205375what do trannies have to do with you being a faggot simp that should backflip off a bridge???
>>556205552anon is very proud to have outlived the average tranny
>>556205612dang
>>556206227>>556206227>>556206227>>556206227>>556206227
>thread going crazy over an actual female instead of some femboy or tranny/wpsg/ is healing…
