Previous: >>555665972>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Tamamo Cross (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Nice Nature (SSR), Oguri Cap (as in peak SSR)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSRMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Kiseki (3*), Support Card Select Pick UpNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
https://jiggie.fun/hoehhttps://jiggie.fun/hoehhttps://jiggie.fun/hoeh
>>555689526Fine, I'll do one career every four days instead
which uma would watch the anime and go "NO I DON'T HECKING ACT LIKE THAT TOREINA THAT'S NOT ME"
so cringe kids nowadays are jiggling a big set of balls infront of them
>>555689771Top Road
>>555689606The only uma that does this to me is Summer Spe
But I bought 10 gold skills and double circled three greens...
Digitan LOVE
just kill my fucking club holy shit
>>555689771speCHUD
>Having to play on a Seattle VPN from Tokyofucking KILL ME TOO
>>555689746Every 3 days, dems the rules!
>>555690108Use SG or Malaysian VPN. They're faster and more stable
Let me in, I want to steal presets
>>555690229>SEA locationsew
>>555690173Okay fine...
>>555689909>24m fans monthlyjust join another club
>>555690229last time I tried it wouldn't connect, I was thinking Cygay blocks known NordVPN IP's and I currently use a dedicated IP (semi-hidden)
Shimbori Rudolf
>>555690350
>>555690173>"hey what is my club's r-">danchou changed it to be more clear
>>555690472>that much exposed tummy
>>555689562>are literal years awayIsn't that the point? By planning only, let's say a year ahead, you can possibly fuck yourself up by rolling for something that in the long term, might be a skip. I plan ahead up to the current JP content with the aim that when we reach parity (probably in something like 7 years), I will have at least 210k saved so that the lack of foresight will not fuck me up
>>555690419You need to try other connections with the same country. Sometimes the IP location isn't really located in the listed country so it wouldn't connect
Are we going to be able to get 2 copies of Fuku from NY gibs + paid selector or are one of the LBs coming from a rainbow crystal?
>>555690686Yes
is ny opera good as a parent?
I have a 33% chance of luckshitting Super Lucky 7.
>raisu run>fail 4%>pick top option>practice poor>get well rest next rest>rainbow with riko next turn>failed with full energy because of practice poorYep. This is the run where I press give up.
When the next selector after this one?
Well? Which way, Torenasan?
>>555690804n/y
>>555690569i think planning that far ahead is a bit unrealistic due to the acceleration factor deviating more and more the further you into the future you go. Though planning ahead a few scenarios definitly is a good thing to do imo
>>555690686There will be two SSR selectors (1 paid 1 free), and if you’ve been keeping up with rainbow crystals you should be able to redeem your 2nd one by then.
>>555690775
>>555690804he's perfect as grandparent
>>555690878nyc xiaoma
>>555690804it's slightly better oguri for pacers
>sprinters have only high affinity with other sprinters do I give up on double circles
>>555690854>pick fuji>get raped by opera>pick opera>get raped anwayThere is no choice
>>555690569I'm not planning things years ahead of time, that just feels like you're treating this more as a job than a game.
>>555690804Front/pace parentLate/end grandparent
>>555690951Ok nice that's 3 uncaps, was worried I wouldn't be able to raise FM to 3* while also MLBing Fuku
Mambo has one spot for (YOU) maybe. Everyone knows it and its pretty chill despite the constant shitposts about it with simple rules.There will be no miscommunications this time, I promise
>>555690260You're not missing much, those guys also use https://github.com/TomerGamerTV/UAT-Global-Server which is significantly weaker than sweepy after the new update for reading exact training stats.
Mambo!
>>555691198>2nd spoiler
>>555691238>the new update for reading exact training stats.Lmao. Sweepy is just straight up cheating now? Can't you build legit aces with that?
>>555691065Good to see you know your place
I fucking hate sprintslop
>>555690260>invite only "share your presets" groupsfucking lmao what the fuck>>555691238>they're using the tranny version of the botcan't make this up
>>555691336The server is literally owned by the tranny
>>555691303It still does it via OCR, so not more cheaty than before. Whether you can build aces with that depends on how good the training policy you use is, sweepy currently just makes greedy choices with weights you set, but you could implement your own.
>>555691303>Reading the exact numbers THAT THE GAME TELLS YOU DIRECTLY is cheating???
>long bad>medium bad>sprint bad
>>555691436pls andastd reading stats is hard
>>555691489Dirt good!
>>555691489>long bad>medium kino>mile kino>sprint bad
>>555690948>banking 200k caratsyou are going to get assfucked every CM in MANT. And dont roll FM if you are rolling 600 times on ramonu you retard
An Uma can be her own grandma?
>>555691428>>555691436Oh, you mean it just skips the part where it has to scroll through the trainings. I thought it's the OTHER thing which is possible btw.
>>555691489MILE SUPREMACY
Wtf, why is my stamina so high? I don't even have a Riko or a stamina card. Never even clicked it...
>>555691585It still scrolls since it's OCR, it doesn't use network data for stats or for doing the OTHER thing.
>>555691489Long/Medium are fine because you have a ton of options to build withSprint is bad because the pool of sprinters is tiny so you have to do some mutation rng bullshit
>>555691405
>>555691238Link to updated sweepy...? Please and thank you
>>555691393adds up>>555691517>math is literally cheatingi cant believe cygames cheats by using math to create games...>>555691585nigga it skips nothing. the difference is that before it used to look at every training, see what has what on it (how many uma, rainbows, frienship levels) then count that up to create a scorenow it does that ON TOP of counting the stat gain you get through every training shownnothing cheaty, you can literally do this yourself using a calculator
>>555691673It's still https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy
I reported sweepy to Cygames. You better spend some money so they don't use you're F2P account as an example
>>555691665>>555691489I think when training an uma sprint and miles the best. I dont like training stamina. I dont even care if I win or lose, just let the umas have fun running
>excellent first 7 or so turns>rainbows before make debut>suddenly night owl>suddenly practice poor>slow metabolism because surely it can't get worse>tazuna heal doesn't fix all of it>finally recover mood + heal and its octoberdoes the game decide to break your kneecaps if you get too good of a start?
120 pulls on orange banner I pulled1. 2x Orange2. 2x Chiyono stamina3. 1x Vodka power4. 1x Admire Vega powe5. 1x Tamamo cross stamina6. 1x Narita Taishin witWon’t explode btw
DON'T USE YOUR CRYSTAL ON FUKU WTFDON'T BE RETARDEDDON'T
>le long bad t. lost the Arima KINO
Wait a minute. Can we accumulate these daily free rolls and dump them on one of the future banners? A video made by a nip speaking engurishu confused me.
>>555688448Work on legacies and try to luckshit a 9 URA/Unity legacy which enables some obscene highrolls.A single 3 URA spark activating can give you 30 speed 30 stamina
>hur dur I reported thing that was reported a million times alreadyyes yes we know mr bait
>>555691885yes, you shouldn't log in until NTR banner so you bank up 5000 free rolls in total
>>555691834But I have unlimited crystals?
>>555691862I won though in group B
>>555690948See you bro!
>>555690948>acceleration factor deviating more and more the further you into the future you goI am unsure what you mean by this>>555691084>that just feels like you're treating this more as a job than a gameIf my job was as enjoyable as Umamusume, then I would agree with youKeep in mind that I am one of those people that have done >5 careers every day and enjoyed every second of it and I don't care about the PvP aspects outside using my kami oshi in every CM
>>555692052This sounds like a gaslight... My Danchou would kill me too.
hoeh
>>555692201cute pferdefrau
Why is everyone discussing sweepy? I thought cygames executed all the botters.
Can you show me some Sagittarius Bakushin that regularly wins rooms please?
>>555692250Whales are excluded
>>555690878>>555690975>>555691029>>555691092thanks anonsi got this from the career, so at least its doable
>>555692176>using my kami oshi in every CMBased
>>555692250Cygames don't have the balls to do it. Besides, they'll potentially kill all Hachimi users first before they get to detect Sweepy, and a lot of Hachimi users use it for QoL and not cheating
>>555692292but what if the whales that don't bot get mad
>>555692201Very cute
>>555691834I used credit card on fuku , so I am good
>>555691758Thank you!
>>555692250>he thinks the ban wave was reallmao
>>555692396Join them
>gwo nishigwo gwower's inherit is only le good for sprint and mile!!!whyim bringing her to medium as my ace
>>555691834What about Finemo
>>555692176I meant that if you calculate banner dates 4 years in the future with a current acceleration factor of 1.5 you will get a bigger error if the acceleration factor ends up being 1.4. If you plan less far into the future that error decreasesAlso based Digitan enjoyer
Why Did always horny?
>>555692510Only use your crystal on meta cards from year 2 onwards.
>>555692285nothing wins regularly. It's such a volatile track you don't have consistent winners
>>555692379>Hakuraku >FPS fix>faster skipping>UI fixIt's crazy how unplayable base uma becomes if one uses Hachimi
>>555692510>should I use the crystal on the card that's getting a rerun in 2 monthsWhat the fuck dfo you think?
>>555692721They're implementing 60fps in JP soon. Still using Hachimi for Hakuraku though....
>>555692379I'd argue 99% of Hachimi users use it for QoL. It's mostly JP fags translating, and Globalbabs chasing that 60FPS (and the other graphical improvements, it seriously looks very nice).Cygames is probably most likely to ban model swappers.>they won't ban you for making them wear the hot springs towel all the time or turning them into CJ from San Andreas, retardNot that. Unless you do something stupid like do it live on stream.I'm talking about swapping model MAPPINGS to use characters or alts you haven't pulled. THAT one affects their bottom line. So they've got a vested interest in punishing you for it. And it doesn't even require Hachimi.These are just my opinions and should be taken with a grain of salt. I have no affiliation with Cygames or any of their international partners.
>>555692687Nyo...
>>555692780JP 60 FPS announcement is for ingame concerts only, not gameplay.
>>555692619So I have to wait for 2 years to have fun and not have fun now with current present meta cards?
>>555692583She did things you will never about
I don't have her in my deck...
>>555692831...he?
>>555691758Oh also, any good place to find presets? Thanks
>>555692851No, ignore that anon. You can have fun now and gamble later. FM is fine for the crystals.
>>555692831Wtf. Grim.
>>555690650evil uma
>>555692831hopefully that's just how it starts
>>555692619Almond Eye is worthy of LGBT crystal. Who else? Stay Gold.
>>555692583all ojou-sama who spent a large part of their lives isolated behave like that
>>555692878know*
>>555693039I'd say the closest one is Tachyon speed, or Ramonu wit. Or Pasa speed.Each 6 months apart of the other... Why wait so long.
>>555692732>there are still retards here thinking it's a rerun
What's the dirt race that happens at night, Teio Sho? Does it still happen at night in practice rooms? I want to take kino night screenshots of my umas.
I sincerely hope that every single one of has a nice day.
>>555692831>>555692780>>555692923>>555692943>>555693032Just use Nvidia smooth motion brohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCsyj3TbsVY
Is there really no stam/guts requirement?
>>555692831Why are japs so allergic to 60 fps
>>555693186Yes.>>555693239>every single thing needs a sloptuber
>>555693181>He missed the day 1 MLB FineMo rushngmi
I play with 23.97 frames for the cinematic experience
>>555693223
Why can skin troubles do -2 mood damagenigger gam
>>555693239>sloptuber>upscaling>frame interpolationFucking disgusting. Kill yourself. I've never seen DLSS/FSR/RSR output that looked good. The upscaling only looks better than nearest neighbor upscaling. You know what else looks better than nearest neighbor? EVERYTHING.
>>555691535kino
>>555693278Being at the forefront of software development goes against Japan's obsession with isolation and senpai-worshipping mindset, no amount of high IQ and dedication can fix that
>>555693239>retarded brown tuberignored>>555692831fucking hilarious holy shit
GAYSHO DOTO
>>555693321Dream Journey is hot but I have a hard time taking midgets seriously.
>>555693463because they are women and it ruins their appearance
>>555693278They are perpetually backwards country ever since US of A bushwhacked them with their Silicon Valley in the 1980s and humbled their economy into the deepest depression.
>>555693278Are they? I thought it was just because they targeted low end smartphones for this game. I haven't played any Japanese AAA-slop in eons.
>>555693321peak uma body
>>555693667Can't be any worse than turning 15
>>555693665Other than Akebono all umas are varying degrees of midgets
>>555693505DLSS looks good on unoptimized porn games
>>555693712"Targeting low end phones" is ZERO excuse not to give people an OPTIONAL FPS unlock. No one says that they should make it the default (except for PCs), you can keep 30 as the default and make 60 experimental or some gay shit like other phone games do it.
>>555689554What the hell there's a non-deep fried version of this? Sauce?
>>555693712if they target low end smartphones then naturally they should allow higher frame rate on higher end devices...
Come here, Torena-san.
>>555693702I'd sell a kidney and kill half of you for that fucking boombox>nips stop making compact cassette mechanisms>all the compact cassette mechanisms on the market are a cheap Chinese knockoff of what was once a budget Japanese mechanism>with permanent erase headsI am not an idiot that is nostalgic for the compact cassette, it was an awful format and I am happy it's gone. Besides, no new good tape for blanks has been made in decades. But I've got old foreign music that I ONLY have on cassette. And my Walkman makes Maruzensky look like she's in diapers. It's not going to last much longer even with care and maintenance. Umamusume.
>haru urara passed a virgin Damn
>>555693785What porn game even need DLSS and worth playing?
>>555694036Allegedly, everyone knows what jockeys do.
>>555694036Our anons could've changed that...
>>555694036yeah she just ran past youohoh no no no
cumming inside king halo
>>555694057None, that's why it's unoptimized. But it's usually just UE4 or UE5, which is why DLSS is fine. Sometimes they're interesting without getting into kinks.Even RPGMs are getting stale.
>>555694036>a virgin>JockeyThatMaresLoveStaringAtYou.jpg
>>555693321Dream Journey can have her way with me.
>>555694036I like to think that there's an umamusume fan that applied for a job on her stable and got the job and did the deed secretly
>
>>555694036I could've fixed that
>>555694002I think I got significantly older after reading this post. I can hear my joints creaking.
>>555694117
>>555694312The day after I switch hakuraku to using catbox for share links catbox fucking dies (again)
>>555694385Diabolical.
Love the 2 star uniform.
>>555694592Scarlet should be raped
>>555694343I'm not that old.
>>555694002I, too, enjoy watching (based) old fart YTer such as techmoan and others.
>>555694653you see if you response is "not *that* old" it means that you are
>>555694653I am that old. That's why I'm spending in uma.
ALWAYS GAMBLEI already had charming from one of Bakushin's events
>>555693870https://www.tiktok.com/@drunkyapsession/video/7580371594770468104here bwo
>>555694249literally any uma can do whatever she wants with her trainer if she wants to
>>555694659How'd you know? I could hear him saying Tanashin while I wrote that drivel. And "sponge". Fuck I have a stack of decent cassettes with crumbly sponge I need to change out.>>555694756I assume everyone posting here was a teenager in the early 2000s. So you're all in your 30's to me.>>555694792Ayy. No kids. Decent money. This game is like therapy. Very expensive therapy.
>>555694914There are zoomers in my club. I've accepted I'm a minority.
>>555693278Probably old devs doing the same shit the same old wayRace determinism probably only works in fixed frame times or the movement around the track is tied to it, so they'd just accommodate the lowest common denominator and use 33ms timing. I'd like to see someone try hacking the engine to run a race at 60fps and see if it breaks the race.
Absolute witlet but I think I'm fine with this
>>555694914unc...
>>555694328explain his lore to me
>>555693278If with the 4+ years delay you didn't understand Japanese companies hate going outside of comfort zones there's something wrong with youAs they say if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it
>>555694914>How'd you know?Because I wasn't fucking joking. I adore that old fart, thank god he survived his funny sickness. Watching the behind the scenes patreon stuff was something.>with crumbly sponge I need to change out.Then do it you lazy sod, go and make those things breath and live again! I'm only 33, so while I heavily grew up around cassettes, I never grew to have a "I NEED IT BACK" kinda nostalgia for it. I'm too much of a friend of modern tech that I can't ignore the downsides of the old stuff beyond nostalgia.
IT IS TIME ONCE AGAINWILL YOU BECURRENORFALCON
>>555694796I've never had the acupuncturist showing up ever since unity start, now the 3rd scenario is almost here
doto in this event breaks my hearti wish the writers were nicer to her
>>555692250When you go fishing, do you stop fishing after you catch one fish?Just let more fish enter your net in a false sense of security.I bet once they release auto career they will also have a big banwave going out. Screenshot this post.
>>555695113lol
>>555695298I expect another 1* 9-pack and mandatory 2*.
>>555695298HOEHCan anyone kindly spare me some luckArigatou
>>555695298do we get uma or card pulls today
>>555695543uma today, either uma or cards tomorrow depending on if you wait 7h to roll
You niggers weren't kidding when you said Fuku is a highroll card wtf
Thoughts?
You'll have good luck in the pulls later if you acknowledged it's pronounced ouen, not fucking hoeh
>>555695532Here's a 7
Make sure to respect your trainee's tastes while buying lingerie for her!
>>555695602CARD FOR ONLY THE STRONGEST GAMBLERS
>>555695298Praying that I reel in Seiun. If not, whatever, I'll spark her umanko in the all uma banner.
why the fuck would I roll for fuku when I could borrow it? what about MLBing my fine motion?
>>555695641their age?17*2
>>555695684>while buying lingerie for her!THAT'S NOT A TRAINER'S JOB!!
>>555695532I used up my luck already, good luck anon
Fuku this Fine Motion that... I want Super Creek or I'm dead for all medium and long races in MANT
>>555695238Yeah he got really fuckin skinny really fast. First time I've felt actual concern for someone I'll never meet.It's purely nostalgia - and not having some of that music available on other formats. It was a truly awful medium. VHS even more so. You'll take my optical media from my cold dead hands though.
Future decks core past MANT will be Kitasan Tachyon Ramonu FineMotion Creek Scenario card
>>555695532Go forth and be happy!
head patting my uma oishi
lmao get a load of this guyhe thinks there will be global uma past Trackblazer
>>555695651Oven? Like for baking?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MhfHVVosbg
this free 10-pull will be better.
>>555695949It's trailblazer
THE SHOES WILL BE MINE
>>555695532have a vegetal
>>555695714this>bro Fuku is still usable in the next scenariomeanwhile FM is the second best wit in MANT, best in GL and second best in GM
>>555695989Isn't it a Golden skill you get from new Suzuka card?
fucking bitch
>>555695815You don't need Creek for medium though
>>555695949idgi
>>555695714>>555696049Why would anyone pull for Fine Motion when you can use the FREE ssr selectors on her during anni and half annis
>>555696162Where do I get my swinging maestro then?
>>555696186People with zero finemo? GOD falcoposters are dumb as bricks
>>555696248
>>555696248issa mediumyou dont need gold recov
充電中
>>555695816>It's purely nostalgiaWell yeah, that's a bit of a given. I accept arguments over "it has an interesting sounds that is hard to describe", that's a purely subjective personal thing I'd easily accept. My trouble starts when people go "THIS IS ANALOGUE WHICH MEANS ITS 2 MILLION TIMES BETTER" full retard mode. Yes, vinyl's are fun and super nostalgic. No, they don't sound better/cleaner than a modern FLAC/WAV rip of a CD, fuck off. Even less so when it's modern day play devices based on literal chink-shit.>VHS even more so.I still fondly remember that my grandma used to have a 4h VHS with the 1956 movie "The Ten Commandments" on it. Sick shit to think back, but man was it a dog shit format in the long run. Anything tape is just aids, even if some tape tech has shown to be extremely resilient and long lasting.What I will say is that the death of physical media in general is beyond terrible, but that should be a given to anyone SANE and not digitally dead such as zoomer/alpha kids.>>555696049I only have a LB2 (or whatever) FM, but man even that is grand and one hell of a wit card, even more so whenever I borrowed an MLB one. Can't imagine that Fuku would be much of an improvement in that regard, so fuck that noise.
>>555696367Why are busty Umas unpopular and neglected?
>>555695298I WILL BE FALCON NOT CURREN>I WILL BE FALCON NOT CURRENI WILL BE FALCON NOT CURREN>I WILL BE FALCON NOT CURRENI WILL BE FALCON NOT CURREN>I WILL BE FALCON NOT CURRENI WILL BE FALCON NOT CURREN
>>555696343>you dont need gold recovEvery single medium ever has been 900 stamina and 1 gold recovery. I'm not dying to your cheeky debuffer lies.
>>555696186You need her MLB
>>555696421???BITCH? U FOR REAL?
I'm getting so many followers now
>>555696336We already told people to reroll for Kitasan and Fine Motion when the game started.
>>555696441taurus cup was 10 years agodo you understand how much MANT is gonna powercreep shit?
>>555696490Prove me wrong. I had nippon in mind when I said that.
Question, are inspiration events independent on their own? like hitting a certain spark have odds of it reappearing in the next inspiration?
IT IS A NEW FALCON
I have MLB Fine Motion and it has to be the single biggest gaslight this thread has cooked up.
>>555696406The only analog tape worth listening to is reel-to-reel. For shit that's so old it was originally recorded or mixed on tape. And I too would still listen to a lossless digital capture of said tape. It won't degrade as I play it...Vinylfags are TRULY something else.>I like to buy something I can hold, not a Spotify subscriptionSO GO BUY A FUCKING CD. IT'S TAYLOR SWIFT, NOT BING CROSBY.>>555696049Gonna pull for both lole.
>>555695532Same luck as you anon we must believe harder
do NOT pull
>>555696702yes it was all me i am mr gaslighter
>>555696009>>555695916>>555695804>>555695681>>555696745T-thanks but I got nothing again
>>555696624kiseki?dantsu?almond?blast?groove?
IT'S ANOTHER FUCKING CURREN DAY
>>555694802thanks bwo
IM GONNA POOOOOOOOLL
YOU AREN'T TAMAMO
7 and I get SSR
I thought the free pulls were gonna switch to fuku??
Uma musume PRETTY DAAAHBYYYY
hol up, you can't do free pulls on the NYOpera banner?
>Another 10 pull that gives me nothing
>Can't spend the free pulls on Urara/Opera
>>5556969157 and it will be opera o
this is one big bitch
Doto welfare after 3lb is an easy cleat, yeah?
AAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ANOTHER DEAD 10-PULL!!!!!!
It's not Tama, but it's also not terrible?
TWO DUPES
hello??????my fukupulls?????
Free pulls finally came through.
>>555697043HOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEH
>>555696915Game bugged and now I have "Connecting" stuck on my screen
>>555697017Yes most of the free cards are cleatable.The only good one is Silence Suzuka
WHOMST
>>555697138It's Laisu!
>>555697017easy brick yes
>>555697138woe, spechud be upon ye
>favorite star>nothingDON'T CALL IT FAVORITE STAR THEN RETARD
Got another Tama-chan
>>555697138Spechud
Noooo front runners are autism I don't want to build em
>>555697138TEIO STEPPY DA
4th day of fucking nothingsigh
>day 1: nothing>day 2: taishin>day 3: tama>day 4: another tamaOh yeah, I'm exploding with this one
>>555697230Put her on your homescreen, accidentally fall in love and become a front player. Happened to me.
>>555696714>For shit that's so old it was originally recorded or mixed on tape.The funny part is that all problems we have in this regard come down to the license holders, or the people that own super old original recordings. People not storaging things properly, resulting in quality degradation, or even simple shit like digitizing things properly and with some effort. Can be seen pretty often with modern 4K releases of movies, most of them being 1080p upscales, not proper re-scans of the original film stock. It's all such fucking aids, making it all the funnier to see that the TV industry is trying to push 8K, when even 4K is barely being used these days outside of PCs and gayming.Uma Musume.
>>555697230Seiun is only good for pumping her full of cum and make parents with her.
>>555697168>>555697190>>555697210>>555697242Well that's not ideal, but Tama comes home tomorrow regardless.
yay i got something
I already got Tama the first day, these are just victory rolls
>>555697419It's the weaker Rudolf. My condolence
>eishin flash>smart falconSweet
>>555697419heh, same
One of the guys I follow has the fuku card MLBd, is this any good in unity?
>pump doesn't work (needs corner)>red shift doesn't work (needs corner)>dober unique doesn't work (needs corner)are late surgers useless in Capricorn or do they have another option for accel that I'm missing?
>>555697482It's also a dupe which I care not for.
People stopped logging in to miss this?
>>555697451Merry christmas!
PLEASE SPOOK ME SMART FALCON PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
>do a meme roll with the cm ticketShit. It could've been my last copy of FKK
>>555697230Well even if you do like front it's bad timing. She's not viable in Cap.
Got regular Biwa. So far I got her and Armored Fuku. Not bad for freebies.
can i free pull 1 more day for tama? i'm so fucking unlucky
>>555697576On your left becomes better the shorter the track is, red shift is sorta usable since on late/end its activation is typically delayed from the top 5 position requirement and it can proc at a time that overlaps the start of late race.
>>555697576>he didn't roll for wit neichaBwo?
>>555697575Yes, I'm doing well with it so far. The initial stat boost is very nice. 0 specialty rate blows, but other than that it's good.
All the free rolls are duds
>>555697615all my umas jolly torena merry christmas
>>555696691Please answer
>>555696797surely another will help
>>555697576red shift is corner OR LATER thus it's still usable as a secondary accel though, obviously, it invites the possibility of completely whiffing early.this CM, like most sprints, is just a gamblefest. even rushing gale is viable.
>>555697351You've made me remember that FUJI TV and TOEI lost the original stereo audio masters for the entirety of DBZ and only had the fucking optical mono audio on 16mm film.Gonna go do my 10-pull so I can be disappointed in something else instead.
easy game
Ready for the sprint and dirt CM
Thank you cygames!
>4 spooks and 2 dupesHow is rate up even real?
>>555697948But the brown people told me that daily pulls are a scam
>4 days of nothing from free pulls>Tilted as fuck>do 20 regular pulls on opera banner>Gold city>Do 21 more ticket pulls on opera banner>Gold city (Dress)I'm going to rage and blow all of my megabanner savings on Tamamo and Opera banner at this point, can't even properly express just how mad I am.
>tazuna>long-shot starIT HAPPENED AGAIN!
>Danchou is calling out the flatliners in the club as we approach 600Get them! Kick them out if all they want to do is coast!
>>555697948Now do it again 3 times
>>555698006don't do it bro, just blow your load inside Oguri and the megabanner instead
>>555698000Browns are poor
>>555698000There’s a reason they’re poor
>>555695815this post wasnt me (please dont post pictures of literally me-ek) you fag pls
OH SHID
>half a thread without a single mention of uma on trainer rapeproud of ya, /uma/
>>555698000>hyper poor people think using money is a scamhmmmmmmmmmm
Average gamblecore lobby
>>555697960nice
>>555697970Anon with the amount of whorses in the pool already rate up isn't really all that good, just imagine how bad it'll be in even another year. This is why you shouldn't count on getting an uma without a spark.
>>555698253>>555698141>>555698201I'm so proud of this timeslot.
>>555698128sure
>>555698305you fundamentally misunderstand how rate up works
>>555698000well yea if you actually use your paid carats on a banner the ssr is guarantted instead of just a chance
>>555698241bwo...?
You've got to be fucking kidding me
>>555698362Reminder that 3LB now is good enough, you can get the last Fuku with the free selector if you are unlucky during the free rolls.
>>555698241>>555698410never mind. gay
>>555698446what the fuck are you doing retard
>>555698446BRRRRRRRRRRRRRICKED
enjoying the chilly winter
>>555698474Has Spe-Chuds greasy fingers in her pussy every night...
>>555698446
>>555698446Can't believe there are still trainers being scammed by Fuku banner despite all the warnings and seriru's video
>>555698446>bricking for a short term card
>>555697575It's mediocre. If you don't like SR King's energy eating event it might be an ok replacement
Maybe I'm seeing things, but I've had an absolute dogshit luck with bingo wheel ever since they added multi-rolls. Pretty much every card goes over 25 spins. That's in a span of 3 events or so.
>>555698446Jesus Christ.
>>555698446please say sike
Does what URA final the uma competes in matter other than the trophy? Like can I just build Opera or any other long uma stat wise and skill wise as a long build, but just finish off the career with a medium URA?
umas for this feel?
>>555698446>hundreds of paid carats, less than ten thousand freeuh retardbro...?
>>555698680conglaturation on the wedding rat
>>555698381Do explain it to me then.
>>555698446>he went over even before the freebies arrivedSAYONARA
Is this a good card?
>>555698637That's a good way of putting it, I don't think anyone in their right mind opens their borrows slot and says "Today, I'll borrow SR Kingu"
>>555698446go ongo and """""highroll""""" your career now LOL
Thoughts?>>555698660Nope doesn't matter, once you have all 5 URA trophies you can do whatever you want
>>555698446Probably not worth it, Anon. She's good and remains somewhat viable until GM, but there will be better, more important cards this year.
>>555698446Look on the bright side anon, at least you’re not me.
>>555698756Yes but see>>555698281
>>555698620>seriru video
>>555698663Dream Journey after killing the thieves who robbed her trainer
Is there an uma tier-list of sorts for TT that I can use? I struggle going up and down between 5 and 6 and finally want to overhaul my trash teams a lil bit.
>>555698660>Does what URA final the uma competes in matter other than the trophy? If you go for longslop you'll have to deal with little cock and her gold debuff
>pick top option>+4 wit and chain endsWow great high rooool card guise
>>555698723wtf
>>555698241Is the red door a 3 star?I never noticed before
>>555698923You now understand why fags are creaming themselves over the thought of having the gook's 10 borrows or worse, infinite ones>"oopsie agemasen'd by junior time to reset"
>>555697628
class-5 is comfy anyway.
>>5556984467 and you'll get an mlb fuku on your second spark!
Well?
>5 infirmaries in a row without recoveringNIGGER GAME FUUUUUCK OFFFF
>>555698656If her mouth is opened a little, this would be the perfect 'shocked' reaction image
>>555698723maya is not a rat, take it back NOW
>>555698446>He fell for the gaslightsCongrats on your bricked account time to uninstall.
>>555698971Red door, akikawa annd eclipse are guaranteed 3*. Dont know the difference.
>>555698446>>555698817What the fuck are you retards doing bricking your accounts like that
STOP PULLING YOU ARE SLOWING THE SERVERS DOWNI AM TRYING TO DO LUNA PARENT RUNS
>>555699119cool, cute and sexy
>>555699084>1 mil pointsI'm sorry?
Oguri Cap 3S 2W 1F or 3S 2P 1F?
>>555698642I'm the complete opposite, 1st one took 18 then the second one like 20
>queen of dirtCan't wait to see a bunch of anons spawn out of nowhere saying that she was always their oshi
>>555699352I will not do this. Feng Shui is GAY.
>>555699268uhhh picture for attention
>>555699268Both are 3S so both bad
>>555699352I hope that annoying retards don't ruin her like they did with Falco
>>555699268You can cap speed with 2 cards before accounting for wit cards
>>555699352>queen of one CM a year>queen of parent grinding 7 greens>queen of losing to Oguri Cap made in 2 days
>>555699352I don't see any JP players liking her either, purely a gameplay character
he pulled? doomp eet
>0 SSR>2 gutsJust kill me now...
>>555698487>>555698541>>555698609>>555698620>>555698636>>555698650>>555698656>>555698714>>555698751>>555698774I had a gut feeling I was going to get jackshit with the freebies after 130 on Fuku, so I went ahead and dropped 200 more since I'm already knee deep and look what happenedI probably won't be rolling for anything else until GL anyway
When are we going to get our first parent fixing event?
I like what they did with Suzuka in her new main story speed SSR card.Event chain is pretty much remix of her regular events, but now she is much more confident in herself. Like the one with Air Groove and helping her to train newbie Umas. In her OG event, she struggles and fumbles, getting sad over her being unable to explain yourself, while in new card she herself steps in, offers help and goes with her Scenery spiel without a hitch.Or the interview about her hobbies and her getting sad over realizing how "boring" she is, as she doesn't do much beside running. But in new event she takes it in stride and eventually wins over the audience with her "I like running :)" answers.
>>555699669Tomorrow
>>555699623Did you learn your lesson?You use the cheapest pulls (free, dailies) to see if the banner is worth sparking. And ONLY if it's a REALLY good banner
> B+ Oguri jobbing to my B (Open League champ) Tamamo in Arima KinenLove to see it
>>555698831>tier 4>used for a yearLooks very edited
>>555698723Selling my rat to the highest bidder.
Is groundwork really mandatory for pacers, bros? I don't want to farm it again....
>>555699919Now I will umapyoi Suzuka
>>555699669tachy event is 2nd anni
>>555699919Delete this now it makes me uncomfortable
>>555699623anyon there's still v bourbon and fine mo banner
>>555700008My onsen bro...
>run bricked>trying to end career so i can get points/dailies>awful mood>end closer G>still wins everythinghow the fuck do these retards ever lose when you're actually trying
>>555699965I want to towel bakushin dry whilst she beams an exhausted smile at me in the dressing room
>>555699794Yes that is the power of End Closers on long tracks
>>555699919Why does her frowning makes it so much hotter
sexo suzuka
>>555700080>all awful mood does is slightly reduce your stats>end closer G just reduces wit, if you have enough stamina you will win races anywayHope it helps
>>555699965Haha no :)
>>555700051literally no one is pulling for v bourbon
>do free pull>all grey and golds>suddenly one goes from grey to rainbow>its gold city (autumn)>got her from extra rolls i did two days ago at least give tama instead of dupe
>>555699681umas that run because they just like running that much are my favorite. It shows the pureminded pursuit especially in the uma context of umas being "born to run"
>>555700175Xmas Oguri and V.Bourbon have been shilled as the must pull umas for months.Days before Xoguri came out, the shilling to skip the banner intensified, and now it's happening again.What's the end goal? To promote paying sloptubers for private coaching on bricked accounts or what?
>>555699919Cursed image.
>>555700175>literally no one is pulling for v bourbonThis is true
>tfw you will never make digitan so successful that she realizes her own charmpain
>>555700175speak for yourself
Send Help
>>555700175v bourbon probably not that good anymore with all the balance changes we got earlyLook at xoguri, she didn't dominate the CM at all
>finish career with a non-follow borrowed card>would you like to follow this trainer who lent you support card>yes>you have max followers>So are you gonna let me unfollow people or...?
only I can have both curren and falco in my accountonly I possess the power to shitpost with them
>>555700390Here comes Teio!
>>555700175I will because she makes me hardsimple as
>>555699669Not until your dad returns home after leaving your family for another woman
>>555700353I don't understand people planning on rolling for her thinking it's an instawin uma like Hoguri. She just has groundwork innate, and that's it. You can do that by spark farming.
>Vbourbon gets shilled because of innate Groundwork>when sakura bakushin speed SSR has guaranteed groundwork too so you can just borrow it
To the people not rolling for Fukukitaru, what are you even saving for? There won't be any other worthwhile pull for months
>>555700647You don't know how ridiculous you sound right now
>>555700353Somehow that image is actually somewhat correct because she won't dominate CM or whatever, but she's a super solid league of heroes pick for years since LoH is often nige favored, so she's good to have even more so if you don't usually play it since she's easy to build.
>>555698885Anyone? Pretty please?
>>555700321Bourbon hasn't actually been shilled much since the update happened and everyone started to talk about Runaway Suzuka. Like people still acknowledged her as very good and easy to build, but she's nowhere near Oguri levels of being called a must pull for the last couple of months.
>>555700051>bourbonI can live without her>finemoBorrowed
>post maintenance>"you should roll for bourbon she's meta so meta she has built in groundwork">"yeah that's right you're retarded, taking the lead isn't a replacement from groundwork">fast forward to today>"nooo don't roll for her, groundwork is miiid"Keep being inconsistent and I'm paying a fortune (1 USD) to an army of indonesian teenagers to take out your power poles
>>555700772Just copy the top TT teams. It’s usually Umas that have easy to activate uniques like Tachyon’s or Healer Grass
>>555700353>>555700175>>555700321>>555700430What the fuck does this bitch even good at outside having her own groundwork + greens? Strip those away and she's just a normal frontrunner.
>happy meek gets posted because I (Happy Meek) am not here >and you missed me bakAa
>>555700674>for monthsyes and after some months there will be rapid fire meta cards released. Tachyon Speed, CB Wit, Ramonu Wit, Bourbon Wit, Speed Maruzensky.If you don't hoard now you will not be able to get these
>>555700883Honestly didn't think of that, great idea. Thank you!
>>555700523Dude
>>555700674I'm uma pulling. Rolling for a MANT card gotta be the most retarded shit you can do
*jobs*
>>555700674Nothing really, I don't even care about the NTR banner moreso then just getting a copy or two of ayabe
>>555700674saving IS the game for me.
>>555700674Fine Motion is useful up to grand masters dude
>Bakushin training
>>555700992>0 paid
IM SICK OF BEING A LUCKLET AAAAAAA
>>555700647>she just has groundwork as innate>the skill that everyone farms for>miss it from inspiration and your run is glue despite how good your run is or whether you have 3 greens >just get lucky lmao from sparks
>Oh that Scenario that everyone dislikes and is more about Races than Training?>Yeah i am going all in on support cards for training on that scenario
>>555701057i don't oink.i'm also unemployed.
>>555700674
>>555700898>strip those things that makes her special, and she's just a normal frontrunnerWell no fucking duh. Where the fuck are you retards coming from?
>>555700674I will be dead by the time the Maruzensky+FineMo banner drops. And after that I'll need to save for MLB Ramonu. It's teiover for me.
>>555701125As if that wasn't clear enough already
which uma would insist on looking into your eyes during umapyoi
>>555700947>Maru speedFuku can replace Maru until Tachyon (assuming you have KSB)>CB WitWorthless if you have NN and FM MLB>BourbonIdk about thisReally the important cards are Tachyon and Ramonu only
>>555700674I'll blow my load to Finemo + Maruzensky
>>555700898She also has two of the best gold skills a front runner can have and a better midrace unique than Maruzensky. She is stupidly minmaxed. In any situation where front runners are good, she's just the best at being one.
>>555701079>skill that everyone farms for>just get lucky lmao from sparksBakushin Guts that will come out soon and Falco Power guarantee it
>>555700674I have no idea.60k carats, a patchwork of SSRs, and relatively few umas.
>>555700898imagine if you could make a good front runner in 30 minutes instead of spending 2 weeks gambling on sparks for groundwork + green skill exodia + distance S + tax + tipwould you pay 300$ for that convenience
>>555701109>faggots cleat everything they deem worthless>turns out those cards are super useful for later scenarios>they now have to scramble and throw out carats for short term useful cards to compensatehmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>555700947>CB witthat's a skip for like 90% of users.>bourbon witanother easy skip.>maru speedcan get by with 1LB and it's only really for front mains.not that much to pull on, really.
>>555700674i MLBd nice neicha instead because I can just borrow fuku
>>555701265Funniest post in this thread
>>555700898How much are you being paid for to spread gaslights? Do better or else you're not getting paid. Which sloptuber too.
>>555701250GOLEM GET YE GONE
2026 gotta be the most intense year in terms of banner schedule. Every other banner has a meta card or uma. I just concede that it's inevitable that I need to take Ls. Like I can't roll for Breeki and Summer Golshi if I want cards.
>>555701250i don't look like this (yet).
>>555701265>Fuku can replace Maru until Tachyon (assuming you have KSB)Me when i try to replace apples with oranges
>>555701431Most of relevant parents are gone. You run 3 umas in CMs, you do not need that many pulls.
>>555701309>waste a borrow slot or a card slot for groundwork>guts and power >instead of using a honse with those already available I want Oguri Smile posters back. At least their gaslighting are believable
>>555700674Finemo to 3LB at least, Mr CB to 1LB, MLB Finemo + Maru in the rerun, MLB Mr CB + Creek
>>555700674Kitasan + Diamondfavorite horses > cards
>>555701665>waste a borrow slot or a card slot for groundworkpeople are using Rudolf R to get Groundwork currently so that won't change
>>555701246I can just run 3 careers MAX on my non-vbourbon frontrunner instead and get that GW + 3 greens (one if im lucky)
>>555701309>just waste a card slot on meme stat cards Retard.
>>555701738best post itt
>>555701752>people are using Rudolf R to get Groundwork currentlyThat's just a retarded birdbrain main
>>555701752>>555701665Where the fuck are your groundwork/spurt parents?
>>555701752Let's see them use her card on non sprint tracks.
>>555701752>people are using Rudolf R to get Groundwork currently so that won't change
>>555700674mambo!
>nothing on 40 free pulls>nothing on daily scout for the entire month, not even a SR>had to pity my last 2 umas and Neicha SSR twiceI hate this gay game, for real I'm feeling highly unmotivated to continue playing this shit
>>555701752Just farm the groundwork, gang. It's not even that hard to get started.
Come on. Throw me a bone...
>>555701815>(one if im lucky)That's the thing. You need to pray on Shiraoki-sama to hit it then redo your entire run simply because you didn't hit the sparks. You could get a highroll run but can still be useless because of no groundwork.
>>555700772
>everyone in the club chat got their 20 shards and have a new golden crystal to save for ayabe>I'm the only one stuck with 19 and already did the 3 bingo cards that give themWHAT DID I MISS
>>555702279may as well reroll, anon.
why am i only getting one shoe per race in career
Happy Me(as in literally me)ek
>dont have maruzensky or seiunWhat uma would i even try to parentfarm for Front grandparents for a Seiun parent later with groundwork?
>>555702279the point ladder probably
>>555702279Fuji Kiseki event? Legend Race? Trainer Exam?
>>555702360double rewards are gone, future is grim for sweepybros abusing the 10 carats tech
>>555702387Mayano
>>555702451Are double rewards ever coming back?
What am I doing wrong?
>>555702279>
>>555701752I swear this image was high quality when it was first posted here. How many facebook posts, SNS posts, and discord posts did it go through for it's quality to become so horrible.
>>555702387One is a groundwork uma with best sparks you farmed.Other is a GOAT-ed borrow you can find.
Lately I've been thinking a lot about Oguri...
4 banners between now and Kitasan...
>>555702279wtf I only have 16 gold and 14 rainbow shards
Wasn't a Unity supposed to increase the speed cap to 1300 at one point
I prefer not to think about Og*ri
>>555702640Me too.
>>555702640she doesn't know you exist... because she doesn't exist.
>>555702640
>>555702725That's Unity 2.0. And it's not the default cap, you have to explode purple bombs on speed to push the cap up
>>555702279Hmm, I'm only at 19 gold shards too once I do all the roulettes and ladder.
>>555702821Did that happen before MANT in JP?
>>555702783humiliation ritual.
I got Kawakami Princess from daily. Is she usable for this sprint cm? If her ult doesn't activate right at start of late race, it should be good yes? And Rising Dragon works due to carryover speed, which also slightly helps mitigate early activation of her ult. And she only needs a few sprint sparks. Seems like a solid bet.
>>555702387Biwa Makween GP. Parent 2 is permanently Nyopera. Not a lot of good GPs honestly, just remember that fronts like inherits that does not require them to interact with other umas like overtake or change order. Just do whichever will give you the highest affinity.
>>555702896Happens with grand live
>>555702896No it's roughly around 2nd anniversary. Maaaybe it comes early to global but I wouldn't count on it
>>555702279you got gaslit
i LOVE dirt
>>555703045>>555703052I see, thanks anons
>>555702569Only pulled for umas and not enough support card probably
>>555689896somebody call a doctor she's having a stroke
>>555703045>>555703052At that point, which scenarios do you complete for parents, aces, etc?
>>555702387https://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibilityGet to looping groundwork and some useful golds.
>>555703442you wouldn't aim for seiun compatibility, you'd cater to bourbon or kita or whatever ace you're building.
Anybody have an MLB Riko they could let a Torena borrow?
>>555703595https://chronogenesis.net/friend_searchorhttps://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/searchorhttps://uma.moe/database
Where are the Christmas gibs though
>>555703373If you have to miss a G1 because of a required race then you don't really have a choice but to go MANT. But since you can get mutliple spirit skills in Unity 2.0 if you can get away with it you are probably better off there. Also Unity will be much more reliable with getting the stats to actually win the races.
>>555703787Ask cygames why they didn't hand out any in 2021
>>555703787where are the merry christmas lineswhere is the fucking treewhere is literally anything the juice hate
>>555703990We NEED Air Jihad in trying times like this
>Play sprint horse>Both parents have sprint sparks>The borrow horse has 9 sprint sparks>My parent has 2 sprint sparks>You receive 2 front runner spark
Isn't MANT the scenario that starts the skill bloat and people will re do parents anyway?
>>555704276yes, parent farming right now is a huge cope
>>555703990Its a japanese game no
TP finally goodGOOD NIGHT /uma/6 more days of this crap
I am taking Sakura Bakushin O to the hot spring
I've seen this crying thing in more uma related stuff than whatever anime or gacha it came from
>>555692018evil
i demand 365 days of free pulls in celebration of the year of the horse
bakushin tops in bed
um.... why is she looking at my trainee like that.....
>>555704921
>>555704276>>555704405what else are you doing with your runs? I am in a comfy b+ club so i have no need for parent runs. Sprint CM doesnt require much prep since it's just RNG and preparing for dirt CM now is way too premature. Might aaswell put as much parent skill cards in a deck and see if i can survive URA despite the trash deck and maybe get a decent parent i can re-use later
Is groundwork useless on my pace if I already have a smart falcon front?
opera bird is real
>>555703794>miss a G1noooo 3 affinity
>>555705151Then play Unity 2.0 for parents if it doesn't matter to you. I'm just giving my two cents.
Bwos who did you choose to sniff Ogurin's shoes with?>>555700772Follow the reply chain I ain't writing all that again. >>555656707 fug forgot the backlink
I have alcohol now so I am playing uma game, (so) I forced AI to rewrite my tool in .html and JScript (eugh) so that it works on browsers. html index also addedyou can now browse the index by typing into RUN (win+R) msedge --app=" https://webss3umafarm.github.io/" to eventually get to the tool: msedge --app=" https://webss3umafarm.github.io/tool-web.html"you can now see what the tool generally looks like without having to dl and run the .hta file (yet), if for some reason you want a way to log your stat (one stat) gains per turn posting it here and suggesting you go try it because of how cool a "cloud" app with no files/downloads + the pretty nice looking and sleek msedge --app looks... they are taking away .hta so this is the new way to make fileless apps that run on cloud
>>555703701ty frenhow is this for a New Years Opera deck?
>>555704196>anon learns about random genetic mutations
>>555705273Are you the .vbs schizo?
>>555705081I can't believe TM Opera O raped herself....
It's almost the end of the month and there is no club drama at all... I NEED club drama
>>555705273>RUN (win+R) msedge --app=" https://webss3umafarm.github.io/">msedge --app=" https://webss3umafarm.github.io/tool-web.html"> this is the future of computing >>555705379yes obviously. I hate java (html too) windows defender blocking my file
>>555705391Mambo kicked their danchou what more you want
>>555705391>Club Drama>Umayou guys actually talk to each other?
>>555705273This downloaded dolphin porn onto my computer
shoes are communication
>>555705132>preparing for dirt CM now is way too prematureHow so?
>>555705391Umao will disband
>>555705493>>555705273>why is this tool so good? and useful btw? if you scan this QR code it opens up the web tool on your phone (which should work on Android). then you can log your stat gains (one stat) in a career run
>>555704909>>555705265
>>555705391only annoying women need drama also pls be in london
>random red 4chanX errorswhat's going on?
>>555705497Don't lie to me...>>555705523People sperg out about their club here or create fake drama about a club (usually Mambo)>>555705632Last months news
thank you finemo very cool
>>555705493>yes obviouslyI don't trust your code
>>555705375I GOT BITCHED AT FOR NOT TRAINING A HORSE FOR THE SPRNT RACE COMING UP YESTERDAY. I TRY TO MAKE A SPRINT HORSE AND DIDENT GET THE SPARK.
>>555705753
umanko as in horse pussy
>>555705712Uma club is looking for 6~7 members to slave away
>>555705273>HTML/JScript browser slopI fucking hate how everything these days is either using your browser as the interface, or it's some electron (chromium) hyper slop. Yes I get that it's easier and quicker that way, but also disgustingly dirty and stinky.
>>555705627i.. uhm... thought because of the new cards that will arrive but fuku is out now... You may have a point anon
>>555705820Saved thank you
>log in>"New Years Countdown"new years was a month ago, dummies
>>555705273It's quite remarkable that alcohol got you to code againI don't want to touch code even with an AI tool when I'm drunkNot gonna open this though, I don't know what the "tool" even is
I just realized that for CM finals it's fine to understammed a bit because the mood is always great
Why does El suck so much?
>>555705134bwos? Anyone?
maximum orange horse
>>555705903Happy holidays
THE MOOD WAS GOOD WHY IT WENT TO AWFUL FUCK YOU MAMBO
>>555705945OISSU
>>555705903chinese new year is in 2 weeks doe
>>555703442looping is gay tho?
>>555705753first off its not mine and I dont want to claim that I wrote this AI generated code. im a noob and you can go to the page index to see the files (there is a breview button). index of https://webss3umafarm.github.io/, which you can run in a msedge --app too if you do go to it (even the index, where you can see source code for both tools), let me know if you find any problems-- not that I would fix them! lol! AI slop html
>he fell for the Condor meme
I got mummy creek from free pulls and was told she’s a good parent? Why?
>>555705815umabiology doesn't caredo it again or go withoutgood luck
if this event was supposed to be a month ago, why is the valentine event almost correct?does JP do the valentine event in mid-january or did they shrink january so that the timeline is finally correct
>5chain has no settings that pop outIs this shit just busted, or does it actually still works?
>>555705903Umas are dumb please understand
did you wish her a happy birthday yet? if not then what are you waiting for
>>555706179Her unique is one of the only things that works consistently for Capricorn. And regular Pasa's plancha.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlhBDcvSZwE
I also did some other reading while my TP recharged now its at 60 - holy moly that is 4 runs! at 5 runs you basically get 1 free run with the recharge. there was a rougelike on telnet servers but I need to get a keyboard to do it
good night /uma/
>>555706410no way its kafuu chino from gochiusa
>urara alt is p2w with A mile instead of BCool.
>>555706320Is her unique good for anything other than sprint
>>555705273qrd on this?is this like sweepy
>>555706528She leveled up
>>555706479I don't like SEA
>>555706479i love anticipating which version of the gif it is
>>555705391if my song doesn't make it into this month's /uma/ club playlist, I will explode dancho
>>555706421>telnet>bbsholy fuck what year is it
>>555705960Something happened after the patch I cant play her as latesurger and she's only decent at pace.
>>555706609You have a SEA that tells you when he stops posting and you're complaining?
>>555706528Mile A is easily recoverable with half a sparkIt would really be p2w if her alt bumped her turf aptitude to at least F, I haven't thought twice about making or looking a turf spark parent yet
>>555705273>I could poke the link but...Do you have a git? I would rather selfhost on my own servers.
>>555706528wait until you see the Grass alt that changes medium to A instead of B and long to B instead of Aor the Gold City alt that changes all her awful distance aptitudes
i want to be friends with SEAnon...
Man I just want to make generic god parents and everyone is like>oh for this track you need this parentFuck you 10,000 more Pasa runs everyone says she’s good at most things
>>555705493>javascript>QR codeAnon really is trying to make people here to fail the witchecks for every basic cybersecurity instruction.
ECRIPS FURS DE LEST NOWARE
>>555706273unfUUNNNNNFFFFFI want to umapyoi her so bad why can't it be March already
>>555706636Has a song not made it in before? I just assumed some people only submit 1 or none.
>>555705391farm your own drama bwo
>>555706718>SEA player makes statement saying he's sleeping>I make statement saying I hate SEAShimple
>>555705878.hta files are pure sovl (so is vbscript) go look at mshta.exe. it is the original webapp or "the cloud" I guess. this is the future tho and im mostly doing it for that rather than "the cloud" although my computer has 1.94GB of SSD space left so I sort of want to store my files on a github pages link ill put into the file explorer lol >>555706765the URL is the git. my public key is AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIPcgd9lg/DtpLJ2BFxTepNnYRqYHcxVxuf/o5NXnP39v
>>555706528that's what being a 3* instead of 1 does to a mf
>>555706817No one in /uma/ has any /g/ literacy. Someone could probably steal hundreds of anons accounts. The only thing is what would I do it's all these?
>>555707073I doubt 80% of anons in here have ever been to /g/, or even know /g/ existed
>>555706637vgh sovl
>>555706594This is a useless pet project by the meek autist who talks to himself for 25 posts per thread, you manually enter your stat gains per turn to log them for... No reason, really. It's just a funny little thing a funny little character in this thread has made.
>>555707073My /g/ literacy boils down to “don’t trust the machines” and it’s worked out for me so far
When does Narita taishin fall off? She is really damn cute and I couldn't pull on her banner because Kita-san black fucked my Karats. She will be good for at least a few more CM's right?
>>555697628need more umas doing thiswho's animation is it originally anyway?
ohnononono hahahahahahaha she really thought hahahahahahahaha lmaooooooooooooooooo
>>555707318Narita Taishin? She has potential if built well
>>555706536Dunno. I pulled her because I really like Creek but hate training 0% SPD growth honse. I run her in TT Medium because she's sex.
>>555707389umamusume legs are so sexy
>>555707318She's the winning ticket for ends, so until a better end with a better kit comes out she'll always be relevant
>>555707392pls do not bully my wife
>>555707426If you manage to A sprint mommy you got an S tier pacer for the CM. Two spark rolls.
>>555707275the silver bar also turns gold when you hit 600 in the (speed) stat and maybe one day you wont have to enter it manually, if I can figure out packet sniffing + parsing in vb script. thats why I was looking at dialer.exe and SSH
it feels so weird that special week is TM Opera O's senior
>>555697628what a harlot showing off her undergarments
>>555707073As if /g/ is any better in computer literacy...
>>555707517>the winning ticket for endswhat does that mean
>>555707389
>>555691198I did not want to become an example
>>555706767>wait until you see the Grass alt that changes medium to A instead of B and long to B instead of AThat's not p2w, you still have the same number of G/F/B/A as normal Grass>or the Gold City alt that changes all her awful distance aptitudesthis is p2w as she gets an extra A
>>555707275No wonder people get weird reactions for posting Meek.MFW I just want to be happy for her when she gets 2nd and beats Riko's shitters but this guy is always avatarfagging as Meek.
>>555707705Yet you did!
>>555707751This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
>>555707318>whenthat's a very difficult question considering your options depend upon your uma pulling choices, not when she gets powercrept.>does taishin have longevityOG taishit is viable for miles and longs for awhile but is firmly a tertiary/oshi choice in the future. in truth, taishin was never truly top-tier. she has been at her absolute peak strength during this first year and it's not like she has been dominating.
>>555707318When Hishi Amazon SSR comes out
>>555705391Aside from one or two guys dropping out every month, nothing much.
designated jobber
>>555707559I don't have a single 3* Sprint. So I'd have to farm one, then a second, then a third with both as GPs, and either a fourth or a borrow. I can't do it. I was thrilled just to get a 3* Blue on her to use as a parent with two 3* Power/Turf GPs.
while we are on the topic of me I just want to ask everyone in /uma/ how THEY would calculate the projected speed gains in n turns (I.e. 27 turns to derby) so that I can have more ideas on how to predict training gains (in n turns) for things like graphs in my tool. thanks
>>555708183>predict>projectI just tap the screen for horse girl things. I do not think.
>>555708183just read the network data lol
>>555708121This power card? She looks so cool, bros.
>>555708312as an aside though it is useful in this game to set goals and achieve them just for your aid in your future trainings
>>555708183you can throw a bucket of coins at a wall and sum all the heads and that will be more accurate than any of the "predictions"
>>555708341Are all runs predetermined the moment I hit start?
Good enough?>medium Ssometimes shiraoki works in mysterious wayslast skill is burning spirit speed
>>555708482No. But the makeup and skill loadout of the non-mob opponents IS.
>>555707392as her trainer, it’s my job to comfort her after her defeat
>>555708531I meant ignited, of course I did not take the gold
>>555705903Not in umamusume za warudo
What if mummy was all a gaslight by big boob anons
>>555707389Sweep I think
7 and I draw a lewd Digital
>>555708341>>555708472my current ideas are that it would be based off of you needing I think either 15 or 25 speed per turn (pretty sure its 25), so you are looking at that as the goal - the previous turns where you train that skill can be used to calculate the predicted gains for the turns where you train that skill, I shouldve clarified the problem with this is that I dont know the game well enough to know how 1 training makes the skill go up, through say 5 turns (where you will level up the training), and get orange bond lvl ssorry if some of this made no sense im typing whilst watching a YouTube video with my face looking at it
What is this honse good for?
>>555708531Looks pretty fucking solid. What did the sparks and deck look look like?
>>5557088011 is almost looks like a 7 thus you should do it
>>555708812Breeding
>>555708748
>>555705391>I need dramaWhat are you, a woman?
>>555708812Endless breeding.
>>555691198does ur dancho have onlyfans?
ill not spam next thread, but if you dont think the gain predictions are a good idea (it will use some math), then do you know how much is gained from NPCs (director, reporter) per training with them? I thought it was 5 (and is with director) without charming, but the reporter is now 7 friendship points per training? also how many points is it to get to the next bar progress level? I dont mind if you dont want to answer I just want to get all of this out before the next thread please understand
>>555707389it's one of sweep ult
there's still 1 more roll for Tama, right?
>>55570887014* power kita bakushin finemo tachyon marvellous nishino
>>555709064>please understan>d
>>555708801Post a horse you drew.
>>555709047No, but he flew us all out to Japan and we got to watch the Arima Kinen live in person. That was neat
You’re a second rate torena with a third rate umamusume!
>10 careers and still no hot spring ticketI don't think I have it in me to grind out 14 more hot spring tickets for the title...
>>555709358at least I'm not a rapist uma
>JP has a positive thinking that prevents mood from dropping, onceHope we get that soon too im sick of chain mood drops
>>555708183When would you click speed, when wouldn't you, and the odds of those happening.
>>555709256so no tits
what did she mean by this?
>>555709547mare moment
My workouts have gotten much better ever since I’ve started having honey / hachimi right before
>>555705391Mambodancho's been inactive, finally kicked the flatliner, and their officers' are finally starting to take control so there had been none. Only one obsessed schizo about accusing them of botting.
>>555709547That there’s nothing in existence more important to her than you.
How many more free pulls on tamamo? We do get another ten tomorrow r-right?
>>555709547*hits you with a magic bullet*
>>555709521no
>>555709671nyes
>>555708531Pacer air groove? What's the thought behind this
>>555709748lame
>>555709417I got 6 hot spring events already. Best time to make aces with the +10
>>555709547You will become the raped
also while it is still in this thread I think that it is a good idea I have that each race can have a "floor" for speed, probably stam and guts - such as maiden: 160 or 260 speed, 260 or 360 speed for first mile (just before derby) race, for example - or 160-160 stam-guts for kinen - and turns left until that race and what your skill is at, for the potential for your skill to get there (out of the "danger zone") so you win the race and dont lose energy/turns. this is because if you can map it on a calculator then thats kind of useless, but if you can map THIS on a calculator it is kinda good (if you can also sniff packets) but this isnt to do with my tool, its entropy. so that as you approach the race without stat floors, you stray further from 0 (where 0 is best odds to win the race), and as the turns go you rotate the graph towards the wall so that it isnt a linear line but a spiral representing your odds of losing to chaos or odds
>>555709754the thought is: I do not want to raise some uma from sprint F and I do not have wit Neicha
>>555709090I'm going to try something similar over the weekend
>>555709867@UmaGrokDo your thing
>>555709809not him but this is a great way of looking at it, because I dont want to train for CMs, and want to train aces, but thought it was a waste of runs to do it. thanks for the excuse
>>555709547>Valentines Day>(you) are important to meI don’t know, anon. That’s a tough one to decipher
>>555709653Oh? Danchou died?Kinda anticlimactic
>>555709547rape
>>555710074i unironically had a female friend say that to me platonicallyit's not really implying what you think it's implying
>>555709505whenever you want to. also this is a good way of getting an explanation out of me, on the usefulness of the tool. the tool is there to help you track how it is going and what is needed - based on projections of your speed stat vs turns left (divided by how much speed is needed more for 600). it is helping - if it was a meter going from "bad" to "good" then it helps you notice that and make changes to your play so that you can meet goals, better, even, if automatic
>>555707073>>555707161>>555707625All three of these are 120% correct. The tech illiteracy in here is insane, hyper normalfag if you will. "Won't even use google" kind of bad.>>555707384SOUL
>>555709547this
>>555710176you wish
>>55570967110 on tama if you pull within 7h of reset, otherwise 10 on fuku for that day
>>555710126He’s on vacation travelling and has stated so in club chat but yeah officers have been doing great running stuff in the meantime so it’s fine
>>555706251when you need the sweep fags they arent here
Would you buy one?
>>555710301>goes to Japan>can't play globalThanks cygames
>>555707389it's wedding sweep's ult
>>555710340no im poor
>>555710340>reddit tachyonno
based on the carat calculator, i can spare some 2 tenners before chiyo and neicha tummy.7 and i roll on the NY outfits. 77, and i do two
>>555710295so I am somehow not bricked? I can pull another 10 and spark tama and be fine????
>>555710340it's already almost sold out
>>5557103402000 bucks is way way too much for a plushie no matter the size.
I WANT ULALA BUT I CANT LOG IN
>>555710328It pops out for me, idk maybe make sure your sweepy is up to date
>>555710340When I could spend that much in game? No thanks
>>555710340>reddit tachsoynah
>>555710397Yeah, just looked it up after the other anons posted
>>555710532You can fuck the plushie, post the videos on OnlyFans and make your money back though. You can't fuck a microtransaction
>>555710395They're still generous that they allow VPN to be able to play the game. Nexon somehow was able to block you from playing even with VPN
>>555710489nyes
pasa's career is fucking stupid
https://files.catbox.moe/3nb6f0.png
>>555710176anon, no woman will ever say this platonically
>the era in questionalso I think it is a good idea (and probably my next project) in this era to have calculator.exe be for example a .hta file that you can type into the file explorer and it loads from there, the cloud/internet, without the file on your computer. that way you can uninstall calculator and have it run off the internet so that even if wangblows does bloat it up then it isnt taking up drive space
>>555710340No but I will buy this
>>555710676Yeah, it's poorly written all around, down to the secret event lol
>>555710340Yes just so I could do this
>>555710752when’s the last time you’ve spoken to one, family notwithstanding
>>555710686neicha would at least wait until marriage
Capricorn room82011738lets see how fucking stupid my team is
>>555710176should of raped her
>>555710841What the FUCK
>>555710530>>555710695Turns out that a very specific preset I use breaks the pop out, older (or different) presets don't :VFound the problem, so whatever, I guess. But what a weird issue.
I finished a 1.5 mile run in 27 minutes, are you guys proud of me
is it worth putting plancha on a pace chaser for Capricorn or will it be too hard to activate with all the front runner spam?
>>555710983You know walking speed is about 12 minutes per mile?
>>555711023>front runner spam/uma/ said fronts are dead
>>555711101I had to sit down after every quarter mile
>>555711216oh no!
>>555711157Everyone is making ends and latest bwo
OH COME ON
I think today's gonna be a good day—eh? what the— NOOOO HELP, I'M BEING TAKEN BY LAU— MMPF
>>555711216succubus
man im bad at math... need calculator
>>555711291That's my wife
>>555711023fronts are dead anon, you definitely won't suddenly see 2x bakushin 2x smart falcon in every room
>>555711389based Venabulum enjoyer
>>555710340What is preventing you from sewing one of those in a week and selling them to people?
>>555711023>front runner spamhuh? angling doesn't work on this track. there's no front runner spam unless you have falco
>>555710841this is abuse
>>555711375
>>555711439unless you have falco. Or if you don't have falco meaning you need a front runner to proc the opposing falco's ulti early...
>>555711520this h orse is so fit
>>555710869I’ve never had a girl say “you’re important to me” in a platonic sense if that’s what you’re getting at. I’ve never had girls as friends so maybe I don’t know.
https://jiggie.fun/rs4fVYhttps://jiggie.fun/rs4fVYhttps://jiggie.fun/rs4fVY
>gives a long winded explanation about how getting married with you would be optimal for world domination, with you representing humans and her representing umas>gives you a ring>"what's this?">it's literally an engagement ring>take it>"I wonder what was all that about... haha"
>>555710885My game exploded so don't blame me too hard if I don't start this room instantly as the last player joinsneicha feet
Cygames has already declared sponsorship for the Paris Grand Prix
>>555710176it is when the context is it being said by the most narcissistic uma in the cast, on valentines day, after she locked herself in the infirmary and halted all fan events just to nurse (you)
>google miles to km>integers is okay>rationals throws random formulae, putting in dot and comma gives entirely different resultsDID THEY VIBE CODE THE FUCKING CONVERTER???
ONE THREADWITHOUT RAPECAN WE GO ONE FUCKING THREAD
>>555712131yea we had one and we found out that teiobros are gay and incestuous
>>555712119Don't be German. Honest mistake.
>>555712119this has been a thing for EVER, this is not new or any of your zoomer vibe coding faggotryit gets super funny when you try to convert mutt height to normal heights, you need to be SUPER careful what you type in
>>555712131TM Opera O exists
>>555710301why can't you play Uma Musume in Japan?
here's an uma who won't rape you
>>555712279They region block Global in Japan, and Japan outside of Japan. You have to use a VPN, it sucks.
>>555711765I wouldn't trust Opera O on anything
>>555712279Why play global when you're in nippon?>travellersWe don't like gaijin
>>555712393>having umapyoi with Tsuyoshi>she literally starts coughing up blood and vomiting on you
here's an uma that's considering it
>>555712479rock solid after she does this
oh hello there i didnt expect you showing up
Bread? Bakery?
>>555712230holy shit are world-controlling companies retarded
>>555712674dumb bitch
>>555712449What I really hate about JP and Global is that they share the same folder, so you can't just play both PC clients on the same computer
I got 3* tachyon so im gonna do a tachyon ace
>>555712894Superior nip codingI do this too
>>555712894What the fuck
Bread>>555713164>>555713164>>555713164
>>555712894>he doesn't have a script that auto swaps the data before launchingngmi
