Previous: >>555689578>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Tamamo Cross (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Nice Nature (SSR), Oguri Cap (as in peak SSR)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSRMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Kiseki (3*), Support Card Select Pick UpNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
brocked
MCQUEEN LOVE
might actually take fucking urara into sprint CM because holy shit is training sprint kingu fucking doodoo
how did ToreLuna become the most gosling-inducing pairing1/4
SERIOUSWhen does Umamusume get good?
>>5557133072/4
>>555713416300 episodes in
>>5557134162.5 anni update (pic related)
>>555713416when racehorse videos start popping up in your feed
>>5557134253/4>>555713416The anime? From ep 1The game? 6 months after MANT at this pace (September)
Does any non-lesbian uma exist? I know it's yurige, but lesbians depress me
thats bait guyscareful now
>>555713491>better watermark this
good mornyan /uma/
Is it better to use my 1LB Fine and borrow MLB Natie? Or use my 1LB Natie and borrow MLB Fine?
Results of the last roomthe lone wolf gambit pays off
>>555713416when (you) stop caring
>>555713164EXTREMELY based op!
>>5557135284/4I want to kill myself now goodnight
>>555713617No, don't worry about bait. Just give in to your instincts.
>>555713528What happens in September?
>>555713617Yeah, lesbians aren't real
>>555713683post the Doberit always pleases me to see her in scrims
>>555713307>>555713425>>555713528>>555713721I love the quiet authority × trusted partner trope
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I hate Rice she must've done this
>>555713604>KPITS NOT FAIR
>>555713805WWIII
>>555713805Do you remember?
finally I can do uma pi2 tata ta TACH YOOOON with xoguri ult + dazzln diver
>>555713946Money is in swiss
>>555713805I can't remember.
New Capricorn room2095365420953654>>555713842I can't anymore... maybe that kind anon will
>One toreina is going to travel the world for a couple months>another toreina is busy with urgent family mattersThat means /Uma/ Club: the club: the movie based on the bestselling novel has a spot for (You) in February! Reply to apply!
Is this the reason why Matikanefukukitaru is meta?
>>555713946How many carats do i get from this event?
>>555714037I want to join. Take me away from umao.
>>555714037You just know MANT caused this
>>555713842She has won 0 rooms but is staying on the team because I love her
is turbo sprint a must have for this next cm?like, am i forced to burrow the bakushin card for all my ace's runs?
>>555714037jazz for your soul
>>555713912Lay off the drugs toreina
erm, guys.... any tips for ny opera O?
>>555714078yesumamusume is a gamble game
Largest hips in the game.
>>555714202I faced you in a public scrim I think. Your Dober came 3rd and mine came 4th. Please keep building her anon we need the rep.
>>555714294birthing hips... mommy
>>555714281Use your statues
>>555713683How come no one bring groundwork Pasa to these? Is she that hard to build or just plain gaslight?
Do these ignite spirit skills work in TT and CM?
TACHYON
>>555714294
>senior year novfuck you riko, I'm not dating your ass anymore
>>555713860it's even cuter when you remember she's 4 times as strong as you (minimum) so when she wants control it's hers
ei ei mun
Why are we recruiting already are things that bad in here
>>555714294And biggest heart.
>>555714406Gamble gamble gamble
>>555714105depends
>>555714367you need 10 sprint sparks, groundwork sparks, winter runner sparks, left handed sparks, oh and also to actually proc all that in a single run
>>555714367there is one pasa in the next room that (you) can still join!20953654generally they don't win usually because there's no reason why your 1/20 double inspiration pasa should win top 2 against an easier to build pace
>>555689909Green guy tried a bot once, and then gave up or got banned methinks
>>555714429I wanted to spice the thread with drama
>>555714202Half of the late race is acceleration... From what I've heard from JP players, sprint: power > speed, mile: power = speed
>>555714327Possible, I think I remember that lobby. IDK how much more effort I'm going to be putting into making aces because it's all gambling on sprint and Dober is entirely reliant on OYL anyway since her unique doesnt work. Like I said, she's just there to look good (and she fulfills that role very well)
Is it true if you let tama banner expire tomorrow the free 10 will transfer to fuku?
>>555714408Y-Yeah… the imbalance is part of the charm
Tomorrow will be my last day before I blow half my Carats trying to get Tama.
Stego sex; sex with stego
YOU SAID THE BOTLOCAUST WOULD BE DEPLOYED BY NOW!!! WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT WHERE IS IT
>>555714667nyes
>three(3) of the top five(5) clubs are the same group
>>555714585Or he QUIT. Why play the game when you aren't playing the game?
>Put up my first 9* >Put a max MLB SSR that isn't Kitisan>Start getting borrows consistently for the first time.Huh...so this is how it feels.
>>555713307that tie shirt irks me for some reason
>>555714037I would like to graduate from being in random non /vg/ clubs to you guys, I missed the recruitment period last month and went elsewhere since there's no other /uma/ club with S+ aspirations.
>>555714750yeah tell that to uma botting general
>>555714745And people claim global is dead
>>555714740I don't know...
>>555714745the fan chart for the top one is funny as hell
What do I actually want this bitch to look like for a sprint?
>>555714619yeah well with 0 power growth this is probably close to the best I can do even with decent power inherits. Don't really know what other accel skills I can put on her that actually work aside from oyl and red shift
>>555714890Not everyone is autistic.
wholesome thread
>>555714842Iktf bwo. My first time seeing this after putting up my borrow made me shit myself
>>555714745What's their deal?
Digitan LOVE
>>555715093succubus
Am I supposed to roll the 10 on tamamo today or does it move to the card banner or how does this one work.
post first-rate rears
>>555714210answer me you fudgers
>>555689909>>555714585It's probably a new thing where people pay for fans or some shit
>>555715167Tomorrow's moves to the card banner after 7 hours if you don't use it, today's you can rip now.
>>555715104I get 1000+ trainers using my card. So I think it's per run so the half off is doing numbers.
>>555714123if you're comfortable with S-rank numbas you're a welcome memba anon>>555714184>the unreleased next scenario caused someone to want to travel to Japan and someone else to have a family emergencyinteresting theory. . .i dig it!>>555714227>saxophone is considered a wind instrumentaeeiiiii its brass its brass can't convince me otherwise>>555714870i think i saw and replied to your post but it was a few hours later, i can save you a spot
Hello friends! I am still sick!! Good night!
I'm only two episodes in and this is the best story event ever holy shit I fucking love Matikanefukukitaru so fucking much
>>555715093>ywn get hugged by Laurelwhy is life so cruel?
>>555715204
>>555715327Take care anon! Good night!
>>555715279>i think i saw and replied to your post but it was a few hours later, i can save you a spotIf it was the malaysian teenagers post that was indeed me, I'll take the spot for sure.
TRAINING WIT ALSO TRAINS SPEEDTHE PERFECT STATAAAAAAAAAH IM BECOMING THE WITLEEEEEEEEER
>>555715279>aeeiiiii its brass its brassWhen I was in marching band the tenor saxes got grouped with us in Low Brass because we play similar parts. Altos were with the rest of the woodwinds.
>>555715453>+30 wit +4 speedvery worth it
>>555715204>only end-closers get to enjoy this
>>555715516you forgot the energy restoration
>>555715342first-rate indeed
>>555715516Just Seiun Sky maxx
>>555715453>>555715516Been borrowing fine motion again after a long break and having 10/40 single rainbows is such an orgasmic feeling.
>>555715690>>555715204oops replied to the wrong post, that wasn't very first-rate of me
>>555715639doesn't matter, unless you use seiun wit talking about how "wit is good because it trains speed" makes no sense
>>555713164sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chair
any other uma songs that have a REALLY HARD grand opening few bars like this one?https://youtu.be/5qFDboChguwUMA new world comes to mind, as well as L'Arc de gloire
>>555715718No one has this
ah but you seeit is better to have 900 speed and 900 witthan1200 speed and 400 wit
theoretically for Capricorn:regular Oguri as pace, guts buildcould it be good?
>>555715439>malaysian teenagersyes kek, that's the one. i made pic related for the reply you didn't see. it's always a big help to get someone capable of S+ , but we'll have holiday club event races (one in Feb) every other month so you'll get more carats regardless while hanging out with cool anons
>>555715976I like Blow my GALE
>>555716072How is /uma/ club danchou the only one managing a club correctly?
>>555716020everything is good if you hit the accels
>>555716201
forever my kingu
I'm doing it...
>>555716245she is her biggest fan
>>555716241why does tosen look so helpless in every single screenshot of her
>play opera o's story expecting a mega klutz>no accidents ever happen to her on her own>they only happen in other story events where doto just happens to be presentum guys...?
>>555716367Being retarded helps
>>555716209There's like 15 clubs that never get talked about outside of recruitment posts at the start of the month. I'd assume at least some of those have a competant danchou.
>>555715776
>>555714015more dobers>>555714367I think pasa is a SOUL pick! there's no way you beat the npc choice Bakushin normally, you have to get a way better uma than the bakushin you'll face to win... which is not easy considering you need the sprint sparks to proc
>>555716367brain damage from nail polish remover
>>555716402sorry broyour uma was literally one of the first banners ever madethey spent 10 minutes writing the career
>>555716020What I noticed from my witlets is they're always at the back during mid-race to late-race meanwhile the one I trained that had a good wit (800) can advance in the front just fine. So, don't sleep on wit.
>>555716426Thanks fuku... I'm so lucky to have you as a friend
>>555716347Don't just talk about it. DO IT!
>>555714740so noisy
>>555716124Drummer has no reason to be going so hard what the fuck
>>555716474the story is quite good actually
>>555715978This is because she's a front runner card
>>555716415I mean in a way where it feels like "club", rather than a "just trade and be active"
>>555716209i dont think hes the only one but i do think he came in like 10 times as capable for the role as some of the others after bouncing around
>put on uma playlist>all fun>komorebi no yell queues up>eh, I've probably gotten over season 2 right?>toori ame ni kogoe nagarafuck you, machico
>>555716713You mean like Mambo?
>>555716402>another one fell for the doto-slander propaganda
My club was mean to me, any A+ club hiring right now?I can easily clear 80m
>>555716713sorry but I can't exactly tell you what happens in the almondlove meetings
>>555716961What bot do you use?
A possible field for the Saudi Cup
I did a career only every pressing guts or wit no matter what.
>>555716347It's done.It cost not that much.
lock me up and throw away the key
>>555717064>nothing but wit and guts>neither are maxxed
>>555716993As your lawyer, there's no legally binding NDA preventing you to
>>555717064>sub 200 staminaimpressive
Mambo!
I just fapped to Mejiro Palmer and came so hard I passed out in my car for like 20 minutes.
>>555717023MOTHERFUCKINGTUMBARUMBA?
>>555716367She’s stupid and knows she’s stupid so she relies on toreina to do the thinking for her.
>>555717143What no rainbows does to a mf
>>555716961>80mthis one bro >>555714037
>>555716402Opera O never goofs up (unlike Doto)
>>555717189>the palmer fag jerks off in his cardhttps://x.com/DefiantLs/status/2016639925425217781
>Going to check the archive causes you to autofail the claw machine.I didn't know that. At least I was missing the failure scene for kingu.
Got Hishi Amazon from the free 10 pull. Is she good for anything? besides sex/spoiler]
>>555717207what happens if all torena can think about is training when jordan goes into heat?
>>555716961Mambo
>>555717023>star of wonderMain character ass name, he wins
>>555717189>not posting the cause
I've been doing parent runs nonstopI used up all my borrowsI've used up all my tp and + a bunch of refillsYet I still haven't got a single 3* sprint this whole time, only a single (1) 2* sprintHow do I keep going without burning out?I'm starting to get sick of the gameplay
>>555717189>in my car
>>555717380you take the 2* like a normal person
I average 100m, is there any open uma club's or am I just going to stay in Eden?
>>555717380anyon just farm for turf sparks at least those are useful more than once a year
>>555717380just stop caring bwo
>>555717189>and came so hard I passed outBwo... I haven't even passed out back when I would jerk off while asphyxiating myself and huffing poppers.
There is literally nothing wrong with beating your dick raw in the back of your work van.
>>555717184mambo! I need to fucking sleep holy shit
>>555717497literally the top club looking for members here >>555714037 but they don't take botters so if don't bother if you're using one to keep up with Eden
>>555717380Are you using Curren at least? She only has 3 As, so she has the highest chance of a 3* sprint. Once you have sprint grandparents, you can just get turf for the parent. It's not possible to go all the way anyway. Might as well have the turf sparks.
Mambo has one spot for (YOU) maybe. Everyone knows it and its pretty chill despite the constant shitposts about it with simple rules.There will be no miscommunications this time, I promise
>>555717779They're reserved for like 3 or 4 people right now.
Bros I'm doin' it. I am gauranteed 3LB now with my remaining 'rats + the 1 I rolled yesterday. I'll finally have a second usable SSR card. No more welfare for me!
>>555717380You guys still do parent runs? I already have my mutated aces just by borrowing
>>555717380Just use 3* blue 3* pinks gparents, lower your standards and just take 1-2* blues/pinks
>>555717894>261>1 career every 3 daysfucking how are you fags holding that high rank? 2-3 hyper botters?
>>555717894Mambos is definitely NOT chill. botters and flatliners and retards
How cope is Front C for a Front runner
>>555718115Ads never tell the full story
>>555714294>>555714384>>555714441I will suck on the pacifierI will let her spoil meI will let her pamper meI will let her clean my earsI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>555718084half of the club decided to pull 1Mil a day for 1 month for some reasonwill probably go back down to A next month
>>555718143Have you won a cm with awful mood?
>>555718143Extremely. Front is the style most reliant on wit outside of skill checks (imo)
>>555718283All the time
>>555718084yes>>555718219>for some reason
>>555718084Love of the gamesimple as
>>555717351She's a fun endcloser but pretty average over all. Can still win tho
>>555718189NTA, but there is in fact at least one flatliner, which I suppose was kicked?>>555718219Intredasting... miles better than my current club, but that one is also never talked about in here which I think is a good thing.
>>555718283ye I don't even bother checking moods>>555718285But how much weaker am I is it just 10% less Wit?
>>555718219Their top earner ranted in the thread seemingly depressed and other members started picking up the pace after.
>>555718353I did not approve the release of the docs
>>555717981Danchou here, we can have a spot for you anon (but yeah no bots, sorry), post your id!To malaysian teenagers anon: please post id so we can save your spot too.
Literally just a club for all play styles. And proof that quotas aren't needed for sub-S rank.
>>555718496Each letter you drop is 15% wit reduction. So 30%.
allegedly if you don't use your free tama pulls tomorrow they roll over to fuku at banner resetseems like a gaslight to me
>>555718283you cant get awful mood in a CM though??
>>555718084what other anon said. one of their member posted in the thread how he believes they can aim higher or something but no one else is trying and they started to rise after that post
>>555718764I'm going to flat line
>>555718832You had to not log in to do that. Read the announcement again.
>>555718832only if you skipped 5 whole days
>>555718764>And proof that quotas aren't needed for sub-S rank.Let's be real, this is purely a social issue. Mambo seemingly works without a huge quota, meanwhile a club like mine that has no quota either is falling apart because people are lazy.>>555718887Time to make my own rant, then see nothing change.
>>555718908nuuuuuuuuuuu
>>555718496I'd say that you have to have amazing midrace velocities to compete (which would mean that you have to have high wit anyways)
do i buy the monthly 20k tickets?
>>555718950>Let's be real, this is purely a social issue.Well, yeah. Mambo is primarily Europeans.
>>555718764>club for all playstylesThis would be true if half the members weren’t in disagreement over what rank they should be.>>555718832Doubt it but it’s not like it hurts to wait, you’re not in danger of losing your free roll if it doesn’t work
>>555718143Supreme cope.If you've ever gotten mad from losing because your uma didn't activate X or Y skill, then playing a front runner with Front C is like 10 times worse
>>555719070Are you a whale? Then yes. If not once every few months for semen renten.
>>555718591>malaysian teenagers anon579311802175
>>555719119That explains a lot.
>>555719140>you’re not in danger of losing your free roll if it doesn’t workdoesn't the banner end at 10 UTC tomorrow?
>>555718353Obsessed
>>555719070what else would you spend those on?
>>555718950>Time to make my own rant, then see nothing change.i feel like whats different is their club is a social club and can be motivated. they probably genuinely like the mambros
I need someone to make this animation with rudolf's model
>>555719297I love all 27 of my Mambros.
>>555719361>27Stop hating on danchou...
>>555719297It's a rarity. Since there's nothing stopping a club from disbanding since there are no stakes.Pretty bad system if you ask me.
it doesn't take a quota, it just takes filling a thread with club drama once or twice a month
>finally get S sprint>can't quite capi see the vision though, speed fuku helps i think
I WANT TO BE A GOO GOO BABY I HATE BEING AN ADULT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>555718885In my first cm win (Taurus) you could
>>555719297>On one side want to leave my OG club cuz it's slowly falling, me and 3-4 others keeping it afloat from the feel of it>On another I don't wanna leave cuz it's super chill, I don't have to interact with jack and shit and just do my thing while getting free shit, also it's one of the OG ones
>>555719435By this metric Umaooo should be number 1 this month.>>555719496Just quit Umaooo.
Fuku pulls did not go well
>>555719397sexy pits and tits
>>555719236oh if that’s the case then I wouldn’t risk it and it does indeed seem like a gaslight, but if you already have Tama i guess you could see what happens without too much damage
>>555718143it's very stupid because fronts are the most wit dependent styleyou could get away with it as any other, specially end or late, but fronts live and die by the position keep which is wit weighted rng
>>555718832the website says>If the eligible scout banner changes after using your daily free 10x scout, then you will be unable to use a free 10x scout for it until the next time it resets.sounds like you actually can roll over the last 10 pull
>>555718950Autis/bro/s...
>>555719581>Just quit Umaooo.Thank fuck that's not the one lmao
The club drama came after I complained. Thanks bwos
>>555719626BUHIIIIII
>>555719426I still haven't forgiven him.
you wouldnt have these problems if you just chilled in a C+ club
>literally burst blue bubbles on power 8 times and guts twice>Gained 1 hint level(s) for Burning Spirit SPD.I thought I understood this but I guess I don't
>>555719446It doesn't. That bitch just vanishes because no specialty. Being strong at the start means nothing for an ace run. You can lose all races and be fine unlike parent runs.
>>555719361you meant 28 right???
You know, for the amount of botters we have and how cyangames always says they are banning players for botting i accually have never seen any post a banned screenshot which is really strange
>>555719496You would want to join A or B+ club if you want a social one. A+ are probably just quiet clubs and only functioning because of the quota
>>555719953PR is good. Cutting source of income is not.
>>555719953They've never said that for uma, they've only posted a warning about taking player misconduct more seriously from now on.
>>555719931
half TP event is the honeypotgreediest botters will get caught
>>555719361Don't be like that...
5 starring your uma is actually mad expensive wtf
>>555719953There's barely any botters here, if there were botters we'd have S clubs. It's just retards larping about botting for some reason
>>555719297The only reason I like doing fan runs for my danchou is speficially because my club doesn't have an autistic quotaI can go flatline for days on end or spend hours doing fan runs. It's my choice, so when I do fan runs I do it for the love of the gameThe moment a quota is introduced I'll stop giving a hoot about fans and will flatline until I either get kicked or the quota gets removed
>>555719953Happy birthday Dia-chan!!
>>555720171Same but I only play once every 3 months
>>555719921You need to have higher pow/guts, bro. Bubbles don't do shit.
>>555720019We have an A club with a extremely low quota and its still impossible to maintain active members
>>555720019That's the thing, I'm already in a chill A club, that used to be A+ a long time ago, now on the border of B+. It really doesn't fucking matter in the end, but we could very easily be a solid A or A+ club if people cared enough, which is what annoys me in the end.
hehe...
>>555719626Thanks for funding the servers!
>>555720171I get you. The existence of quota alone makes big difference on how one would feel about clubs. Though, you also need to get lucky that you wont end up on a dead club because of no quota.
>>555720171There are literlly 0 clubs with daily quotas tho. You could do that in /uma/club if you wanted to
does anyone know exactly when did MANT drop on JP and what's the equivalent to now?Is it dropping in February or March?
>>555720150I did it just fine and I've never pitied an uma. I generally give up after 100 pulls. It's not like statues have any other uses, why hoard it?
*SMACK*How would you respond if you were in Top Road's shoes?
>>555720335what do you have to say to those who got banned for using your device
>>555720307You just need to find the people like minded. Ignore all the shitposts.
>>555719626
this >>555720159 anon is exactly right. it's all memes and like one or two botters at most who are actually retarded enough to risk their account.nobody that actually likes the game and would post about it on a mongolian forum would actually install spyware and ruin the game for themselves and risk an eventual ban
>>555720487i'd win
>>555720487I wish someone would touch me. I pay for massages sometimes just to feel the touch of a female.
>>555716713What does that even meanDo you want to have club sex and have me, as danchou, give you 4000 US dollars every monthWhat do you want
>>555720531The issue is everyone here is an autist. So a post with a bunch of (You)s will lead one to think it's actually true
>>555720660i want a wife
>Check in on Autis/uma/>Rank barely scraping above 500>Multiple people haven't played for 3+ daysgrim...
>>555720660Does your club have weekly friendly scrims? Does it play mahjong? No because all you do is spam stamps and trade shoes.
Mamboooooo
>>555720724eh they were aiming for A club in the first place it's fine they didn't need a+
>>555720590
>>555720724>he thought the HR meme club would make itI have a horse to sell you if you believed that.>>555720856They wanted A+. Unless they coped with A mid month.
>>555720508At this point I'm just waiting for the unavoidable drop to B+, which will probably result in high tier player leaving, collapsing the club.
>>555720939You got something to say?
>>555720798I have no rebuttal to thatThat being said, I HATE mahjong
>Autists pretend to be surprised that other autists are flatlining until the free pulls jump to another banner
>>555721049Yeah, sneed and feeds
>akebonos chibi model isnt slightly bigger cygames needs to step up their shit
I hope every single Chiyoposter in this general gets hit by a car and a bus, in that order, 5 seconds apart from each other.
>>555721139doto would post this and pretend she mistyped "i like chiyo"
>>555721139Doto wouldn't say this...
>>555720986Collapse sounds a bit dramatic, though you may lose a member or twoThere's time next month to rebuild, I'm sure
>>555721139I can't believe Doto just said this.
>>555720986(You) can be the change you want to see. Believe in your club. Don't jump ship. Stay fragmented. Do not let /uma/ gaslight you into merging or jumping ship.
>>555716713This game doesn't have any coop or club content, the ingame chat is garbage (half of it is also flooded by shoes) and everyone has an aversion to Discord. What did you expect?
>>555721049Hmmm…. Nyo.
>>555721567Yet some clubs manage this
>>555721359>(You) can be the change you want to seeHave been trying exactly that for the whole month, nothing has changed tho. Really it comes down to 3-4 others and I keeping things afloat, otherwise the thing would be "cooked".>>555721246Depending on who leaves, the club is going to pummel deep into B+/B. I do make it sounds a bit dramatic, yes, but the hard fact is that if the top 4 leave, A will be far gone.
>>555720590Being touched by other human beings is one of those things that I never really appreciated until it was gone from my life. It's not even a sexual thing. There's just a gnawing need in me for physical human contact of any kind. I don't even know how many years it's been.
>>555721591That's what I thought.
>>555719397I think Sei-chan should sit on my face
>>555721139doto would say this and then make it happen
>>555721740Doto a cute
>>555720590>>555721717something something a hug a day unironically keeps the doctor awaythe human body and it's need for social contact (thanks brain) is weird, but also hugely fascinating
>>555720724Not bad for our first month! We still have room to grow!
>/v/ had a massive melty over Ardan's grave being renovatedGood Lord and I thought I was bitter.
>>555721139I didn't know Doto posters were this based...
>>555721897>>/v/ had a massive meltynever happened, begone shitstirrer
>>555721753Yeah…
>>555721897...what the fuck?why?
>>555721717Well I can vouch for massages. Worth every penny.
>>555721897post proof of said "melty" or shut the fuck up
>>555721139
When Seiun randomly pops up as a support event I feel really bad for choosing the bottom choice. It feels like I punched a catBut sometimes I don't have a choice
>>555721897they are seething because they did not leave it like it was? like this?
>>555721717I'm the exact opposite. Human contact is repulsive and terrifying. The risk of touching another person is enough to make me flinch. There is nothing good or worthwhile in the 3rd dimension. I'm merely idling my time away until I keel over and don't have to deal with it anymore, because the thought of being in the minds and memories of others is equally as repulsive as being touched by them.
I just woke up. I overslept today
>>555721679More like you're looking at survivorship bias and clubs that weight towards high activity. You're not gonna magically make introverted and/or casual anons talk, and what are you gonna do, kick them because they didn't meet the chat quota?
FUCK YOU TAIKIFUCK YOU BOURBONTHIS RUN WAS GREAT, WOULD HAVE WON ME GROUP BBUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAD TO FUCK ME OUT OF A SINGLE GODDAMN SPRINT INSPIRATION, NOT ONCE, BUT TWICE, FUCK YOUR CYBORG AND TRAITOROUS AMERICAN ASSESleaving that aside, any suggestions for deck/sparks? I don't have Riko, Finemo, or Biko, so my skills are sadly pretty lackluster and/or my wit suffers without Finemo. Is it worth it to try and go for groundwork, or should I just keep going for pic related just sprint A?
>>555722302
>>555722189That just looks like winter tbqhfam
>>555722302Great Gahongas
>>555722335wheres your groundwork
>>555722302It's hard to get up when your trainee wants to keep having sex.
>>555722335>no turbo sprintit was over from the beginning
KINGU IN THE CM!
>>555719342I love hair clipping
>>555722558how much longer is it going to be before AI can render sweat in ways that don't look like the subject is getting hydrochloric acid on itself?
Are there enough skills that activate exactly at the start of the final straight for HOguri to get instant shake it out proc?straightaway spurt and blue rose closer come to mind. SS everyone knows. BRC if you pass someone on the final corner (or later) you get a speed up on the final straight, so it'd fire off at 800.1m.What other options are there for bruteforcing instant laterace skill activation?
>>555722302Go back to sleep bitch I hate you avatarfags specially you NTRfag
guys doing rooms has starting making me think this cm is fucking dogshit
>>555722558TOTAL ROBOT DEATH
Don't mean to brag but I'm still with my day 1 /uma/ clubCan you say the same, anons?
>>555722732moving so fast i don't think i can even tell what you're talking abouti love grown ass women
>>555722861That's evil
>>555722901yes
hey now....you did MLB Natie SSR right?
>>555722901no, I joined a friends club and they all quit during taurus
>>555722861wtf i posted this yesterday and got no yous
>>555722942It would be worth it to share an intimate moment with my beautiful wife.
>>555723153Yee with a single spark
>>555723153My 2 wit cards are going to be FM and CockBall torture
ive been playing since the first couple weeks of global release but the only uma i have with a natural sprint rating over C is fucking Bakushin. how many of you guys are mutating umas for this next CM? should i just sit this one out?
>>555723176life imitates life
>>555723327bwo, your kingu?
>>555723153na im saving for CB
>>555719342>>555722732kekI fucking love > < faces.
>>5557231533LB by tomorrow with a credit cardI'm just delaying the inevitable
>>555723327All three of my Umas are going to be mutations, I think.
>1* guts...
>>555723153i got 1 copy in 40 rolls that i shouldn't have spent in the first place. I'm leaving it there.
>>555723327Your King Halo? I'm only mutating Falco to turf and Air Groove to sprint, Bakushin is free
>>555723153I got to 3 LB, I'm satisfied.
>>555722861
>>555723327hahaha he did not select taiki dess
>>555722901obviously im still in mambo, why would i leave?
bourbon is the sexiest uma but her robot personality ruins it
>>555723773Mambo LOVE
didn't ass
>>555723368>>555723551does she have sprint A? i've never used her since i dont like her aesthetic.>>555723603no i selected suzuka because she was in the anime and i think shes pretty and spicaman is literally me
>>555723807>calm obedient wife>ruins it?
>>555723327I would say at least 30-40% are mutating at least one uma (Pasa, Taishin, Biwa, Creek, Groove, Fuji, FineMo)If you don't feel like it you can just throw in whoever and skip all the races until the end
Ryanon... why are we still edging rank 500 if you did 10m fans today? Is it rigged
daaabiiiii
>>555723940sexo
>>555724057Why is she sniffing her finger?
>>555724135she just scratched her ass
>>555723940sniff
>>555722732rudolph really does rock the ned flanders fit.
>>555719201I should have replied sooner but your spot is saved anon in case you see this later and are wondering
This probably ain't gonna work...
new uma threesome work from feerihttps://e-hentai.org/g/3764058/61340d9273/
>>555723586Done.
>>555724649Appreciate it
>>555722901yep, joined Umadash in August, about a week or two after I started playing. Been with those comfyfags ever since, it's a fun time
>open thread>instant desire to goon to uma feetdancho im sorry... fan runs will be delayed by 5 hours at least...
>>555723723mommy
>>555717184M A M B O
Mambo
>>555723153yeah, used 5 supoka tickets, got her ez.
Hey, /vg/ is currently playing in the Winter Cup and our retard will help the team out once again. Feel free to tune in if you want to support the team https://isthisliv.com/stream
we hurt our parents here
>>555717184mambo if she real
>>555717184Yoink.
Optional jiggie:https://jiggie.fun/CciVjchttps://jiggie.fun/CciVjchttps://jiggie.fun/CciVjc
>>555725032cute>inb4 that's a man
>>555724968Once again I entrust our success to her
>>555722901I'm still in my week one clubyes we did get fucked on carats that first month but it turned out just fine
>>555721717I miss my ex shame she HAD TO BE A FUCKING WHOREUnrelated but I absolutely loathe that one time I handed over something to some 70 year old woman, a literal stranger, and she caressed my hand as if she was some elder lich trying to steal my lifeforce.umamusume
>>555723960>i've never used her since i dont like her aesthetic.I did not think it was possible to be more homosexual. I was wrong. You are a first-rate homosexual, omedetou-gozaimasu
>>555725202>she caressed my hand as if she was some elder lich trying to steal my lifeforceuma for this feel?
>>555725070Nyooo...
>>555722261touch grass instead of glass
>>555723960>i've never used her since i dont like her aesthetic.
>>555725301curren-chan is a succubus demon who will drain your life and leave you a withered husk
>>555725202KekOlder ladies are shameless my coworker is always touching my arm
>>555723603don’t tell me this gonna be another CM where I get crushed by taiki…
>>555724057One person's gains aren't going to matter with enough people slacking
>>555725640>he doesn't knyow
What is your honest opinion about Inari One?
>>555724968>/myboard/ after our matchOh yes
>>555725202>she caressed my handthat's assault anon. that sucks and it sticks with you because it feels like shit
>>555725738shortstack sexy
>>555725738onahole until Marvey drops next year
>>555725738I honestly think she has huge tits
>>555725640I could be wrong, but I don't think Taiki's ult is good on this track, so she'll need Pasa and Mummy Creek inherits, putting her in the same boat as other sprinters like Bakushin and Kingu, except Bakushin has native gold sprint accels and Kingu/Taiki don't.
>>555725640HIIIIIITAIKI SHUTTLE DESSS
>>555725804i guess people were right when they said women posted here...
>>555725738I find it funny that she's basically a different character in Cinderella Gray
>>555723153I wasted 50 rolls hoping for a single copy so I could use future crystals on her...I'm flat-out broke and hoping I can recover for V. Eishin
Would Rudolf let me touch something else
>>555725918
>>555723153Using funds for Fuku instead.
>>555723153i was saving but seeing all these replies has me side eyeing my credit card
>>555725918instasaved, love anal
/uma/ should be better than this
>>555725996>I wasted 50 rolls hoping for a single copy so I could use future crystals on her...me but with this fuku card. w-we're getting free fuku rolls, right?
>>555725901does it make me an asshole if every time she fails a training, it makes me laugh?>"OUCH!"the musical way she says it cracks me up and softens the frustration of failing trainings
>>555724658Huh? Is this all Fukukitaru or what? I almost never have these high stats this early
>>555726221eh like 60
>>555726227Kind of? But I get it kekEvery time she says>NOOOUit also makes me smile.
>>555726146Curren would say this
>>555725954I have read the manga up to her silly introduction to Oguri Cap. I imagine that Inari One is a dork with a heart of gold, but also a fierce competitor (who isn't?).
>>555725936see >>550448109
>>555725918based and canon
So, the movie will come to europe too, eventually, right?
>>555726198Better than what?
>>555726198yeah /uma/ should have more porn
>>555723327I managed an OK Rice yesterday. Fuku is significantly harder due to F sprint. Throwing in paizuri queen from TT. I lucked into some high sprint spark parents so mutating isn't too horrible, but I gotta make mutated parents if I wanna legitimately run Fuku.
>>555726057Yes. But only her ears
Finally got a good Capricorn parent after 30 runs :)
>first inspothis is a meme run borrowing a fuku speed.........
why doesnt akebono just eat the other umas
>>555723327I've already mutated 3 of my umas
>>555726303100* if you actually play™ the game™
Which of these is better for Capricorn?
Sometimes I forget I intentionally rolled for Fuji and got her with ticket solos
>>555726702cause she's eating her trainer already
>>555726757Top. FineMo is already plenty strong at 1LB. Natie needs MLB
whale for fuku or nattie? I’m borrowing FM right now since i have her at mlb0
>>555726875whaling for FM makes more sense
>>555726757bro you wouldnt use them on a same uma right?surely you got some MLB SRs as a replacement
>>555723153I'm fucking ruined, I wanted to get Neicha and use my crystal on her but my luck fucked me
>>555726940this. FM makes the dream work in the long term, fuku is super short term
>>555724968go back to umajp faggot
>club talk all died downYou cannot convince me that it's literally all one anon
>>5557231532 sparks in and she's still 3LB. I haven't decided if I'm rolling for MLB, spending a gem/selector, or leaving it like that
>>555727382obviously it isntsource? one of them was ME
>>555727382yeah me, Mr. John Mambo
you guys dont pick SSR cards based on their gold skills?
>joins your team>"hoeh, arigatou">wins
>>555727537It depends
>>555726471nta, but imitating women's catty online behavior isn't hard for many anons
stupid creatures
>>555727537based TT mindset
>>555727667HOOEEEH
Bros...It's over...
>>555726471"ruins a generation of women"women would never say this about Taylor Swift, what are you talking about I love Gold City btw, I hope she spooks me next week, even if she's not very good. I fucking love tsun gyarus.
>>555727767>>555727667HOEEEEEEEEHHHHHH
>>555727683horses are deeply unserious beings
>>555727537I pick my SSR cards based on how cute the picture is.
>>555727683nuh uh
>week away from the god banner
>>555727437can't you make the background transparent?that image is always so jarring...
>>555726694EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODEjk congrats, getting sprint Pasa's an ordeal, I got an amazing Pasa statwise, but 14 sprint sparks across 4 parents wasn't enough.
>>555727895b-but they all are cute?..
Why is she feeling terrible today?
>>555727895in an alternate umaversewe get christmas mayano...
Does solo front Falco win?Still building parents but I want to bail if the idea is just unviable.
>>555728019she told her father that periods didn't come
>>555727928hons has desire to work>>555727939wanna say it was transparent to begin with, but for some reason turned into a jpg, which somehow makes it funnier
>>555727986They are!It's a very tough choice...
It's Dia-chan's birthday, say something nice about her
>>555726694are you me? I just got almost the same thing with a meme run borrowing Fuku speed, I didn't end up maxing speed cause of bad luck at the end but hit Turf S, Sprint A with 3 greens and Groundwork
Horses are our friends
>>555727667In my last career she did nothing but job, this is why Curren is better
>>555725640Well bakushin is better than her on this track... that's it
>>555728207better than dogs
>>555728275yeah curren is better at jobbing
>>555727776Am I supposed to know who this is
>>555728324alright chill lets not go THAT far alrighttheyre better than CATS tho
>>555728180she's fine as hell
Thoughts?
>>555728403gayest post of the thread award has been given to (you)
>>555727683
>>555727986This card has 20 TE and 80 Specialty Prio, but nobody remembers that
>>555728441They are peakl... I'll get Inari too
>>555728180can't wait to roll for her
>>555728441hensei three and a lost child
>>555728434awooga
>>555728507at least im not brown like you lmao
>>555728201How well does she perform?
>>555728596>post AI slop>calls others brownlol
>>555728543Wait until you read the card unique and learn about how the TE works
>>555724658Damn, you don't even need Kitasan to cap speed these days... I wonder what sorts of stats I'll get after replacing some of the troll picks
>>555728180Dia-chan is CUTEAnd her friendship with Kita-chan is cute and pure.
>>555728761
Tama is too cuuuuuuuuuuuute. I want to save her and provide her the life she deserves.....
>>555728441I desire shortstack umas
>>555728201I ended with no-hints and the amount of mood downs the game threw at me let me with a powerlet and witlet pasa... Still, I hope they seeded more pink inspos to training.
>>555724658>>555728784not falling for your jewish tricks
>>555727537I only have 1 usable SSR so i don't have to think that hard
>>555728743Were you too distracted by the Palmer bitties to play around the passive bonus?
>>555728784very nice, now show proof of deck, or I'll call you a falseflagging lying FAGGOT
>read previous threads and thread B+ danchou here.What are you dacchis looking for? Spell it out for me cause I don't know.
>>555728441sexo sex sex sex
>>555728690She's very consistent, better than my previous Pasa who has less power, more wit+speed and is only Turf A and missing Creek's unique (built her a few weeks ago)
>>555729110A free trip to the Japanese Dirt Derby
>>555729110I WANT SEXAND I WANT FLATLINERS TO GET CRUCIFIED ON A CROSS
>>555729110happiness for everyone, free of charge, and let no one be left behind
>>555728761Game Oguri has very pinchable cheeks
LMAOCYGENEROUS
>>555729220I AM CRUCIFIED CRUCIFIED LIKE MY SAVIOR
>expect ayabe to be somewhat redeemed at the end of opera's career>she stays a cunt all the way throughwhat is her problem
>>555729242>>555729242>Kitasan Black>bayA TOTAL FRAUD
>>555729296Impressive, very nice
>>555729342permanent mental issues
>>555728958Yea, I had the experience many times now - it's super annoying. Had a few really good runs with groundwork and either up with shit stats or end up with good stats and no greens or missing inspirations. I don't like training fronts because of Groundwork but here I am back at it again because its pretty broken if you get all the skills
>>555729296I just got Maruzensky, myself
>>555728761Are those boots... based on real boots?
mr cygameswhere is Meisho Samson as umawhere is Fierement as uma
>>555729342>what is her problemShe is a rabbit girl in an uma world
>>555726725>missing rainbow crystal>missing CM Finals>missing Oguri cap shards>>>>>>>> playing the game
>50 rolls on fuku's banner>0 SSRs
>>555728880imagine being Rob Roy’s trainer, and all the novels you could end up reading together alone in the library
Where is my homescreen Christmas tree?
>200 rolls on natie got me 3LB for her and oguri, used gem to MLB natieim pleased
I got her on my free tamtam rolls. I'm very pleased about that, now if the free rolls would bless me with fuku armor or Brian too...
>>555729865What's Christmas?
out of nowheremy ingrown toenail is back
>>555729220>danchud is withholding footjob permissions until numbers improveI am going to kill myself.
imagine you get rudolf/tachyon pregnant and they just give birth to a second teio/daiwa
>>555729965You don't have fifty extra skill points available for fixing it?
>>555729342play her career and find out SOON
>>555729965You should clip your nails regularly if you want to avoid that.
>>555730053>second teiobro....
>>555729965>out of nowhereIt doesn't work like that.
>>555730174Eat your veggies
>>555730207Rudolf tried but a second Teio was impossible... genetic dead end uma.
>>555729965tosen jordan san...
>>555729965Pro tip just rip out your nails.
>>555730231No....
>>555729965hopital
>>555730379Yes and no more Linking Park blasting after curfew
>>555730414Heh
>>555730414
>>555728019Toraina didnt cum inside her before the race
>>55573052410k flat is A. I've landed on this threshold many times.
>>555730465
>>555729220based>>555729275also based but not realisticwhat if happiness for one means the unhappiness of another? see above
>>555729342>my sister is dead i robbed her future >meanwhile Fuku
>>555729342She is literally schizophrenic
>>555730696Ah perfect for every anon here
>>555730671poor fuku...
>>555730414Fuku cute!
>>555730768So fascinating living in a world, knowing that someone out there would happily fuck her cold corpse in that coffin
>>555730591this doesn't make any sense, umamusume can lift a car but can lift another uma?
>>555731038wtf is bro talking about
>>555731038Yeah, me
>>555731126Anon...
>>555729342>>555730671It's really hard to take Ayabe seriously when Fuku who's more or less the same case as her is always so cheerful and kind.
>>555731038
Orange wife
>>555728441My wife and her rivals / friends
>no sprint>no turft-thanks
JUST GIVE IT TO ME AT LEAST ONCE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>555728180She has very pretty eyes
the thing Tamano wears on her head all the time is stupid looking.
>>555731038I mean, you're sadly VERY correct, but you didn't have to point it out.
>>555731838infinite ammo
>>555731135race horns are fascinatingly bred to fuck creatures
>>555731940you’re pretty good
>>555729061Here's my run WITH Kitasan
>>555732180>hyper witlettraaaaaaaaaash
>>555728743>>55572854320 TE is a lieI'm not searching around and clicking on a random facility just for Palmer everytime I have full energy
>>555731038you have the free will to not click "submit," you know that, right?
I FUCKING WON please don't release a runaway for the next three years thank you cygenerous
>>555732234What's wit gonna do for you aside from diminishing returns? and I do have a flex card that's not doing anything which will be replaced next run
Doto's boobs are too big
>>555732387
>>555732262You're not going to look at all your trainings to see which is most efficient and try to keep your energy at a decent level so you can have better training opportunities when they present themselves?
>>555732404it is not diminishing on certain percents, such as downhill mode, which is the second most important thing for capricornfirst one being accel in late-race
>>555732494We need to go bigger.
>>555732494Happy now?
OISUNICENATUREDES
post oissu? ok
>>555731126Oguri has infinite density. Have you not seen her eat?
>Fufu event>Lose on the first onehaha...what are the chances?
>>555732625overcorrection
>>555732569NyoSpeed first, the rest (with rest) sometime later
what uma would eat this
>>555733007oguri cap
>>555733007Oguri Cap will eat anything as long as its edible
im not impressed with NY Opera's ult, it never procs in career for some reason until late game
Accidentally did an URA run, turned into this.New top 1 run aside, how do people go max speed AND pow? I always struggled with both, but especially the latter, this here using Pow/Speed parents.I'm dog shit and know it, so whatever. But any advice for improving pow, anything besides "pop balls on it"?
>>555732853I did not realize I was sharing a thread with the actual Bakushin. Apologies. I was not familiar with your game.
im not impressed with XOguri's ult, it never procs in career for some reason until late game
>>55573311518* power, 2 speed cards with power bonus, and highroll
>>555733139please say sike broyou still have time
Is there a page/calculator that i can compare support cards in what their actual stats will bring with Friendship and Mood bonus along with Training bonus? It's hard to compare what is better in each case
>>555732494
>>555732591>getting a useful amount of witYeah, that's not happening unless you have your own FM or NN.>sacrificing powerI don't believe in that, but I could probably get 900+ wit with an SR wit replacing my flex
I'm not impressed by the fuku card. Bitch never shows up on speed. It's basically just the +25 at the start and then it's a dead slot.
>>555733460I like her better with the 6 7 horse
>>555733492>anon discovers why she is the highroll card compared to the consistent NTR for MANT
>>555733509
>>555732625GIVE THEM BACK
>>555733509fuck off, Helios
>>555733586>consistentdoesn't matter for MANT because of the reshuffle item
I will simply have a S turf D sprint S Suzuka that pushes my front forward and is used to activate her NSM
>>555713721CUTE MAYANO!
shes not perfect, i bought groundwork as soon as i got the random hint from a chevron, yet cant reliably proc it. but shes still able to win multiple rooms pretty handily, so shes an ace for me
>>555733675>reshuffle itemyou realize what items you get in the shop is RNG?
deep down you know you are a fakeyou cling to your speciality priority you are not a real gamblerwhat you need is a card for REAL GAMBLERSGOLD SHIP SSR
>>555733743She will get run down on the 4th corner
>>555733818>turf S sprint S>not perfectyou are so cool anon
>>555733297>Metric fuck ton of pow ParentingGo figure. Thanks!
>>555733346https://gametora.com/umamusume/compare
>>555733629guess i like cow bikinis now
consider, gyaru shuttle
>>555733629another cow added to my collection
>>555733007I mean other than the cheese looking kind of shit in that screenshot (but that's just how it is with food pictures that aren't commercials) pigs in a blanket isn't that bad/incredibly hard to fuck up.
>>555734097I meant moreso that i can input mood and friendship gauge and i see what +X stats i get. Like when is more mood bonus better than some Training effectiveness for example
>>555734219Ooooooh
>>555734219im cranking my hog
boy sex
Was reading Moo's gaslight guide and I started wonderingDo lates really need maru's uq? Seems like the only good ones are for fronts and paces but backrow gets nothing of real value, might as well just farm white/gold accels instead and ignore any other parent
>>555734116>nowCow bikinis have always been the pinnacle of ecchi artwork.This guy >>555734223 knows
I'm quitting danchou. Game sucks.
>>555734438mambo!
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really erally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.Also holy shit the event menu violin menishuki is so good.
>>555734623false list. pace bakushin has been destroying front bakushin in rooms
>>555722713think you mean "cum in kingu"
>>555734746read
Who the fuck is letting their feral dog run freely
>>555734830i literally see bakushin with a front symbol
>>555734746That's the inherit listThis is their tierlist
>>555734659daisca would be better with regular onedoto actually fits because her hair has the same colors
>>555734438MAMBO IN SPAAAAAACEEEE
>>555734887You're so close, now read the text too
>>555733007it's just a woody sausage roll, why wouldn't I eat them
>>555732494This is Doto's artist btw.
God I need to join the Breeder's Cup... I want to BREED
>>555735029Dober would say this
>>555734870I guess I could ask the directorWho let the dogs out?
Uma CM's should be like that one other gacha game where winners get to breed the losers' characters
Digitan...
>>555734808Too big >>555734997Just right
>>555734997IS THAT A
>>555735149Dog who caught the car
>>555735193no thats b
>>555735093Its TRUE
>>555735149me whenever someone posts agnes
>>555734997My bear mama..
day 1 player btw
how do you Goldship? i am stupid
>>555735546>not just low on mats, but EMPTYhow? fucking HOW?
>>555735546>he didnt buy ze things from the daily shopdo more falco runs goyim
>>555735546they were TRAINING THE TRAINER, where's your loicence?
if you want king halo to win her CM, all you have to do is promise her anal sex
>start a fan run>accidentally select Aoharu FUCK
>>555735728she will be using your ass if she loses tho
>>555735867>He does fan runs in URA
>>555735867is optional racing ever a viable option after they do the unity update or is it still a training only scenario?
>>555735546Bwo? Your urara runs? Your oguri runs? Your 1 run to get the free 50 sashes for each then upgrade after?
>start a fan run>accidentally select mac queenFUGGG :DDDDDD
>>555735942It's still fine for fan runs
So far, who are the better umas and strats to train for cap?Please tell me I don't have to build GW on my pace chasers
>>555735942I only do optionals during senior year if I have near-capped stats. I think it's important for the sprint CM but I'm only doing maybe one or two
>>555735867you can ez get 700k on aoharu, a mil might be difficult tho
Why are normies a bunch of self righteous faggots in regards to Uma? >X Uma is daughter>therefore lewding is wrong and/or comments with sexual tones is disgusting
>>555735190they're not t-too big... th-they're first-rate!
>>555735546Did you spend months only playing Falco and jacking off to Falco or something?
>start a fan run>accidentally select leave club buttonFUARK :(
>>555736238This is a generation of sexually repressed fags, so that checks out
Guess I'm running Kingu
>>555736238>why are normalfags such normalfagsdont be different than the othersdont say thing the others might think of badlydont do thing the others might think of badly
>>555736309I just got her from my free rolls
>>555736337
>>5557360972spd + 4witI don't think it's crazy on anyone except Pasa herself, and it's a strat that only works if nobody else brings a front
>>555735546All she'll ever need is wet conditionsRest of skills are garbage
>>555736097>spoilerIt will never work because of the Turbo Sprint/Rushing Gale gaslight. Some fucker will proc their gold early, and it will steal the lead from groundworkfags
Is it safe to login and get free fuku rolls?
>>555736517wet conditions caused by seeing MY DICK HAHAHAHA
>>555736745Nope.
>>555736745No do not log inThere is an interest rate on the rolls you saved, max of 5 more days
>>555736745one more day retardbwo
>>555736745wait one more week
>>555736238I remember the other day I came across someone's tier list and Mayano was in a section labeled "I can't admit to liking you publicly because of how people get about you" or something along those lines and Tachyon was also in that tier
>>555736737>gaslight counters gaslightLmao this game's theorycrafting is fun
this retarded jobber can't even count to four
>>555736745You want to wait 6 more days to maximize your free rolls
um, what did she mean by this?
>>555736930Brutal beatings for daughteru cucks
>>555736930Have you seen Tachyonposters? I wouldn't want to admit to liking her either.
Luna = Wife = SexTeio = Daughter = SexSex + Sex = OyakodonSimple as, normalfags.
>>555736238something about being raised online with zero anonymity has made zoomzooms insane. i think its why theres more blackpilled incel types these days too. theyre worried that someone is basically staring at them at every second and judging every decision they make and every possible flaw they might have.
>>555737025You're her wife (male)
>>555737184You may have a point.
>>555737025You've no choice now, you have to do your part and become the God Emperor of Mankind.
>>555734889this is a bad "tierlist", it's not even a tierlist, there's only two rankshalf of these have shit ults for capricorn, are they only mentioned because they don't have Sprint G?
>>555737025opera is incredibly romantic actually. her hotspring scene is one of the only ones that actually made me blush.
>>555734889What's the icon on Suzuka?
>>555734889>Dober
>>555737559Runaway.
>>555737490>Thank you, Mcqueen...
>>555737304I don't know about the online with 0 anonymity thing, because before I was introduced to the internet, I used to think the girl I had a crush on could see my every move for a few years until middle schoolSanta Claus derangement syndrome I thinkumamusume
>>555737082>daughteru cucksHaru being my daughteru doesn't mean I don't want to have sex with her. That's the primary appeal of having a daughter, you can raise her right to become your total pleasure slave. Urara is dumb so she'd learn with her body right away.
>>555734942
>>555737801if you never spent at least a few minutes loudly thinking to yourself I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR THIS, BY THE WAY then you're an NPC
>>555737472Most likely>>555737559
>>555734889Why gatekept?
https://twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumae/maybe you guys can learn something from agnes gameplay (she is in control, I am not)
So what's the next must-pull support card?
>>555737025
>>555738153I don't know
>>555738153NTR
>>555738153NTR if you're a whale, CB if you like ends, Tachyon for everyone else
I think sprint CM is actually the most whale one. Every stat except for stamina is useful
>>555738153Maruzensky
>>555738153good support card mr cbactually must pull is the light hello/tach banner
>>555738258stam checks are what separates the whale from the rest of the pack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWXZagMkawchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_vO1y5qhkQ
>>555738258>implying max spd/stam/pow/wit isn't the most whale statline everThis one actually keeps whales in check because it'll be the most RNG cm yet
Assuming I want to aim for S on turf and sprint, how many of each should I get?Or is it better to focus on getting S turf and settle with A sprint?
>>555738126I literally dont remember making this post but I knw it was meim drunk/uma/ give me a chance I promise 90% wont regret
Ah... Okay
God DAMN
>>555738414Enough of the C.B. propaganda!!
>>555738707xPLODE!>>555738724hmmmmmmnyo
>>555738290And what if I'm anything but a frontslop cuck?
>>555738664Okay but you're not live?
>>555738792Tachyon
All my NY opera os are terrible... can anyone share their bvilds?
>>555738792See >>555738257Also Fine is on that same banner if you don't roll for her in a couple of weeks instead
>maya talks about her dad>gives you head-onWhat did cygames mean by this
>>555738927>Young woman gets closer to her beloved>Wants to fuck him bad>Talks about her fatherWoman.
>>555738909>only 1cm smaller than daiwa scarlet>looks as flat as spe ingameFuckers
>>555738927She means apply directly to the forehead
sounds of earth uses different tail colognes for normal and formal wear. does YOUR trainee use tail cologne? if so, what does it smell like?
>>555738664go live
>>555738909aw00gaa!Nn
>>555739096now that's a reference only 5% of this general will get
>>555739131It smells like my drool and semenDon't ask
>>555734997well yeah, just look at Hekate from RoB
>>555739131sounds of earth is so sexy i want her to sit on my face while patting my head with her tail which has her special sex-only tail cologne
>>555739075They give her back her boobs in her racewear and casual wear.
>>555739131Air Groove merely washes her tail with bar soap, if I remember correctly. I don't know about any others
Oh no.
>>555739226I'd like to ask who your trainee is at least
Wait wait wait /uma/, you all will have a total of 19 gold shards after this event right? Please don’t gaslight me, I have done everything and if I somehow missed something I’ll be absolutely flabbergasted.
>>555738660you should get a 3* turf parent and a 3* sprint parentgrandparents can be any * as long as you're hitting the max you need at the start, i.e. 10* if you have E or lower, 7* if you have D, 4* if you have C
>>555739346Marvelous Sunday
>>555739326LET THE SACRIFICES BEGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>555738927https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/en/transcript/801064002Bottom option gives Wet Conditions
>>555739383bricked
AIEEEEEEEEEEE
I've done 7 runs today and I still have enough TP for 2 more runs before bedtime
>>555739308perfect time for her to practice the violin desu
>>555739326>>555739406https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwRXE3o9kMI
>playing tosen jordan career>other trainers keep shit talking you for your training techniques despite winningwhy are they so mean to me
>>555739326It's still only 340 years later? Jeez
>>555739404understandaburu. have a marvelous (sun) day
