Previous: >>555713164>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: Tamamo Cross (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: Nice Nature (SSR), Oguri Cap (as in peak SSR)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSRMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Kiseki (3*), Support Card Select Pick UpNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Mutating umas is fun, but grinding sparks isn't. Spark reroll when?
*beats your ass*Yeah, I think I'm done.
>>555743695uh your groundwork??
Jewel Peridot I kneel...I haven't seen a TT draw since september. Wild to see one in S-rank.Looks like the stayer stakes really do need 1200 stam + 2 golds.
>>555743695>uma stan>when digitan has access to the gold version>non capped speed on sprintyou do you but those are some weird decisions imo
The weak should fear the strong.
>>555743695>falco>pasa>urara>digitan>and of course oguri capWHO let the dirt ni**ers into the sprint turf? Go away. If I hear a HOWDY next I will cry.
>>555743695deck?
>>555743918
Digitan LOVE
>>555743939mutating digitan is fitting for her character moreso than with other umas. Girl just wants to run in all kinds of races
Mambo!
What is this Taiki late surger gaslight?Isn't she literally built to be a strong pace?
Is this true >>555743616
>>555744165mambo...
>>555744057She's a child when it's convenient but not when she doesn't want to be. Truly a child.
>>555744171technically her ult doesn't only activate as a pace chaserif the lobby is mostly other pacers and surgers without any fronts then she might end up too far ahead to proc it as a pacer
i managed to roll this cute gyaru, is she viable in any cm?
>>555744304I'll make her an adult
>>555744171If I had to guess - you run her late to delay proc'ing her unique, giving it a better chance to proc right at the end of the final corner, thus making the majority of the acceleration duration happen late race.
falcobwos....
Okay, we need more borrows. What am I supposed to do for the next 14 hours?
>>555744171She's built to be a strong 2nd-4th place. The leading cause of Taiki deaths is being promoted as pace.
>>555744423get into umahjong
>>555744332>>555744389>>555744459Is that solvable by building another 2 pace chasers?I have 0 parents of my own that work on this CM and I'd rather train a pasa parent for all my Cap aces instead of multiple parents for different styles
>>555744304That too is a part of her charm
>>555744342I ran her for Arima Kinen; it wasn't a complete disaster. She works better at late but I needed a second front so I hate to mutate her. Growth rates are great for medium races, main issue is the potential skills are a mess.
jiggie
>>555744342Anyone is viable if you bring enough debuffers. She's never top tier in anything, if that's what you mean.
>>555744423Train parents of your own until you have better parents than you can borrow and that way you'll never have to borrow no more
>>555744602toesen more like soulsen
>>555744165Yoink.
>>555744584if you want to do a taiki rocket then build 2 fronts (ideally one of them bignig) designed to die at the right time
Noone will believe you saying you were raped by Rice...
SEX WITH JUVENILE FILLIES ESPECIALLY NISHINO FLOWER!
>>555744721She may have done the worst out of my aces, but she for sure had the most fun. They need to make a third borderline retarded character so I can make a squad with Jordan + Ulala.
>>555744602>but I needed a second front so I hate to mutate herI'm starting to believe this general has gone mad and all of you are looking for any excuse to mutate umas as if you're the umabrella corporation.
my favorite part of rice
>>555744929>retardedwinning ticket exists
>>555743939There's only like 6 natural (A) sprinters (not counting alts), please understand
>>555744943it's the fun a sprint CM brings with it. It's best to enjoy and use the chance as they aren't that common
>>555744929i really hope i get her spook at some point im interested in her story
>>555744943>you can't run your favorites in every race because... y-you just can't, okay?!
>>555744764>train gw on 2 umasFuck noCan any other f2p uma work as a pace chaser?
My club doesnt want to joinSprint CM555290095552900955529009Come
>>555744943Whenever I see an aptitude that isn't G my head goes a little funny...
>>555745094for what? if you're talking about capricorn, pace bakushin is SSS tier
has anyone realized how useless is for the cards to gain XP in career mode? oh yeah let me fucking grind a gallilion careers just to level it up once when theres a faster and probably the most optimal way to level it up
>>555744943>you're the umabrella corporation.Complete Global Umauration.
question for the ladsim having troublewho is this? just farming event stuff at the moment.
>>555744943I'm still cooking sparks to mutate Bourbon.
>>555744943I made a late AND a pace Jordan and they both sucked big time. Making her run front with McQueen at least got her some wins in scrims. Then Flaco spooked me with groundwork after I forgot to take a way to obtain it so I knew it was meant to be.
>>555744013
>>555745207Yeah, and she's my only one, I need another two aces that can be trained without needing 12 sparks and a miracle
>>555745213i have never played a gacha game that didn't do this
>>555744943everytime i see an image of Cafe drinking coffee i get the irresistable urge to put on the kettle and make myself a cup
>>555745242Admire Vega, Curren's roommateShe is not in the (Global) version of the game yet but she will be added like somewhere in February iirc.
>>555745162No one still has joined555290095552900955529009Come
>>555745360I do that, and before sipping, I imagine I'm drinking her pissWhen it's fizzy I imagine it's her love juice
>>555745242Admire Vega (Ayabe). She's on the rate up banner with Fuku and was one of the main characters in the Road to the Top OVA.
Can't join rooms.I'm m u t a t i n g.
>>555745324air goo and kink heilo but their uniques probably won't activate in pace
>>555745448don't ruin my cafe coffees for me you weirdo
Thoughts?
umanko as in umamusume pussy
>>555745664Statline looks beautiful. Needs more skills though.
>>555745664very nice, but we're still 2 months away from Aquarius and MANT will be here by then
Can someone post their Capricorn Suzuka please
>>555744943It's the casino CM so I may as well fuck around and bring my own chips
>>555745858Suzuka sucks balls for this CM
>when Akebono's +30 speed event actually succeeds
>>555745905Yeah, mine
>>555745905But I need to mutate.
>>555745324your only easy sprint builds from the 1* and 2* pool are bakushin, kingu, air groove and maya
>>555745162>>555745412 front curreng got to third , but she didn't ult. Countermeasure had a really good timing otherwise she wouldn't hold on to third. I need more races to know if its really viable.
>>555745474>>555745389thank you!
>my favorite umas are Mayano, Curren, and Zenno Rob Royshould I be concerned
thank you wit gods
>>555745324>>555746118actually scratch maya, her aptitude is fine (only needs 7 sparks to guarantee sprint A) but her career is full of longs
>>555745818I thought MANT was only for day 2 of round 2 and Finals?
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>>555746119Sprint lobby468342844683428446834284
If you still have mlb kitasan brick up during MANT instead of MLB fuku or NTR I'll assume you aren't taking this scenario seriously so consider yourself deleted
>>555746292moron
>>555746186dying from exhaustion with 3 succubi is the way I wanna go
>>555745664Mind showing the deck you used?
any specific reason as to why the devs made Twin Turbo's SSR card so shit? it baffles me that they even label it SSR im pretty sure its down there with air shakur
>>555746292It's [ spoiler] and [/spoiler].You can also Ctrl + S. Welcome back. Learn to google, though.
>>555746376at this point I'll be surprised if before i die i get to have sex once without paying for it
Has anyone experimented with Moxie SMaru?
>>555746225you're welcome koco
gn /uma/hopefully suhe comes or I dont knojerkgggggggggign g means you just last longer
>>555746427SSR card just means that they *can* give you a gold skill. SR cards can't give you golds.
>>555746472for what
>>555746312Shut the fuck up Kekomi
>>555746292you know you can highlight a post and then click replythat'll copy the text and even the spoiler tags
umas are for other umas
i need to talk to the devswhy are there so many humiliation ritual raceswhat the fuck, my umas are sad now
mafuku ssr event chain is waaaaah tickezo style
Umas are made for torena, but they should have the right to cuck them with other umas
>>555746284As is tradition.
>>555746707i never understood why they start Rudolfs career with some shitty Mile race she isnt build for
I love Rice
>>555746427Cygames is quite bad at game balance
>>555746882Her IRL lore
>get Curren from free rolls>get this for a first run>starts winning the majority of my Capricorn practice racesDamn, talk about Deoxys-A kin.
>>555746403Used 8* power/9* stamina
>>555746225how do you do it?all i can do is stay in class 5, what do your TT statlines look like and what skills?
>>555746915
>>555746787first of all, AI slopsecond, that's called herding
>>555746915AH
How long does Agnes Tachyon speed SSR last?
>>555746968>the same artist draws nigger cuck fetishwhy are japs obsessed with niggers taking their women?
>>555746968ZAMN
>>555746225I was getting 610 two months weeks ago and have been sliding since, as the retention keeps getting higher... I don't want to go back to the mines, all that's changed in my support pool is Kitasan...
>>555746990Thank you
>>555746968
>>555744705https://jiggie.fun/vgumahttps://jiggie.fun/vgumahttps://jiggie.fun/vguma
>>555747093As much as you want.
All my Aces (Dirt CM included) are finished. I'm finally done with this shit scenario
>>555747342id rather play unity for another 3 months than mant
>>555745180Hayahide and her cute, perfectly sized head.
>>555747342i don't know how jp handled scenarios being like 1.5x as long as we have them currently. i would have gone insane during URA even if i miss that chairman character
>>555746968based and canon
>>555746225>1 fucking milmeanwhile I'm struggling in eternal 400-500k hell, struggling between class 5 and 6
>>555745207do you borrow Fukukitaru speed for Bakushin
>>555747063it's not AI slop you troglodyte brown
>>555747401>he thinks it gets better after MANTbetter make that 8 months
>>555746225>>555746998645762173272
>>555747537its low q enough that it honestly is indistinguishable from aislop
>>555746968me and my cute boy wife cheva enjoying ourselves>>555747113gotta feed the korean market
>>555744832not like I care
scenarios are bad until we get DYI kino then its back to shit again
>>555747401You wouldn't say that if you were forced to use the shitty R Riko card for almost every CM>>555747473Ye I think losing the accel schedule will make the game boring. We still have years until that happens at least
>>555746307I've seen that Groove a few days ago anon, I don't think you need to test her out anymore. That's a winrar right there.What a nice deck, TE merchant. Mood effect and Friendship bros are in shambles.
>>555746538>>555747613dont dox me wtf
>>555747572does it at least not take as long
>>555747473they werent sweating for cm like in global, if you look up videos of A finals their umas probably wouldn't even pass round 2
>>555747572nta but having played GrandMaster, Larc and UAF on jp these were all incredibly fun without even being able to read most of the UI. L'arc in particular is gigakino with the jinx debuff on the first France trip
>>555746998By witmaxxing and buying a shit ton of skills, the guy has 800 wit or 1200 wit on all of his umas even on long. The thing about witmaxxing is that you only need to win once, and witmaxxers are extremely high up in the ranks because of how wit inflates their rank so they're basically just wintrading up there to forever stay in class 6. Witmaxxers gamed the system basically.
>>555747627HARU SHIELD YOUR VIRGIN EYES
>>555743580Digitan LOVE!
>>555747710Another sprint lobby605022326050223260502232
>>555747790Noticing you skipped the problem following MANT that was aluded to.
>>555746884Rice HERO is the coolest uma!
i wonder if blue bubbles are actually weighted toward trainings that you don't have cards for to balance things out and that's why they always seem to appear on guts
>>555747473i wish they would speed it up even moreas long as we get carrots proportional
>>555748013the best uma in all aspects
>>555747938i stopped playing before Unity on jp and came back during GrandMaster so i don't know anything about GrandLive. I only did one run on jp by skipping through everything but that is hardly enough to give judgement. Is it really this bad? MANT is long careers but the only thing about GrandLive i know could be an issue is the focus on singing/idolstuff compared to racing
hmm
>>555748139
Shakur saw your post
life is just about getting to the next umamusume pretty derby session
>>555747923No one joined605022326050223260502232
I might not be Mayano's intended target audience but I do think she's pretty alright seeing how much she likes my oshi
>>555748182I personally wouldn’t question what the tea had to do with my beautiful wife being pregnant and would simply enjoy the kind gesture. It would, of course, be delicious.
>>555748315sorry I'd join but I'm exhausted lying down one eye closed
>>555748276That's fine, everybody at Tracen already knows how much I want to kabedon Fine Motion.
>>555748276fuck the captcha
sweaty opedoto sex
>>555747687>You wouldn't say that if you were forced to use the shitty R Riko card for almost every CMi think riko was a gaslight, her main benefit is that she doesn't take up space on your team but you can get that from tazuna or any of the scenario link cardsi've been sitting on 3LB tazuna and using 0LB riko this whole time
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>555748475do you think Shakur uses gentoo?
>>555748329
>>555748535
>>555748486I think Doto should sit on my face
as long as i have a face narita brian has a seat
Thread is really slow today
>>555748315Can I join with my poverty team?
How would (You) rate this suboptimal for groundwork parent?
>>555748762this is a good thing
>>555748531>i've been sitting on 3LB tazuna and using 0LB riko this whole timeLmao, why would you do that? Tazuna gives guaranteed THH if you date her before classic, possibility of concentration, and more energy.
>>555748656golden inspiration?!
>>555748329honestly Mayas an interesting char if you get rid of how annoyingly overt the (You) stuff is. Shes a plane otaku, approaches races in a different way than most (dissecting and tactics genius) - has an abliity to understand other umas quickly. The (You) is kinda a waste. I mean, it'd be fine fi she was *some* you, but they went full retard on it.
>>555748824a perfect 6/9
>>555748841because i fell for it
>>555748824it's a 9* blue with a groundwork spark, it's automatically a 10/10
>>555748889are you gay or a woman?
>>555744943you wouldnt get it...
huhnow I just gotta do this four more times
i want to rape hot gay women
obviously i know luckshitters love to post their wins but im now 0/40 pure nothing with these free rolls. Makes me feel like if I had waited I wouldn't have gotten Eishin in my spark. Rigged.
>>555748889The for (You) is the best part of her career.
>>555748824I wouldn't borrow that if that's what you're asking, but for personal use? It's good enough to cope. For GW parents, it's Pink > Amount of Groundwork stars > White > Blue.
I don't want to leave my club next month but I'm kinda worried, if anyone from the top earners leaves, it's unironically over.
>>555749061pulling for supports in this game is soul killing. getting the first one literally feels worse than having zero copies.
just join a b+ club
>>555749161What club?
>>555749028Are you an incel that doesn't want their female chars to have an actual personality?
>>555749161i'm leaving next month. write your resume in advance
>>555749161Join a higher ranked club. They're functioning properly or join Autis/uma/ and maybe rule the world with Danchou, and be sure to force him to kick flatliners and low earners
>>555748329Brian already has a rival
>>555749239the classic false dichotomy, either she's interesting or she's a love interest, there's definitely no in between
>>555744929>picHuh. Now I kinda wish the girls had more expressive and varied poses based on their team positioning. Shows their personality. Liked messing around with that in DragonBall FighterZ.
>>555748315 thats my frontrunner curreng winning right there, she didnt ult tho. >>555748781Come test out your Umas against /uma/, you can see the skills, deck doesnt matter if its with a poverty deck.Try to copy this guy's >>555747710 TE merchant deck if you can
kitasan... why didn't you finish your chain...last skill is ignited spirit spd
>>555749028it's likely a gay woman being that xe is a brianfag
>>555748901>>555748981>>555749119I'd see Dobers with sparks like those within days of her release, it's really not something people would want to borrow outside of maybe Long CMs I guess. Oh well I'm done with her as a parent in any case.
>>555749414Indeed, which is why Mayano only shows up twice (?) during Brian's career.
>>555749520> thats my frontrunner curreng winning right there, she didnt ult tho.Front Curren was my initial plan too, but her unique requires her to be >=2 and fronts are thirsting for #1 so I scrapped the idea.
>>555749453jesus christ super creek
>>555748889>has an abliity to understand other umas quicklythis gets quite amusing during scenes with Marvelous in her story
>>555749428I didn't say that at all you faggot, way to use a big word then immediately strawman. Youre the one who called me gay for not liking her absurd thirst. Did you even pay attention that shes a plane otaku? Its a single scene. The thirst writing goes past the reasonable level into retard territory - it's self-masturbatory fantasy at its worst. I mean, the wanting a retionship = adult is a fucking well known trope for christ sake, its not even a unique thirst.
Do you still try to get groundwork for Sprint Turf Falcon? It seems impossible to get while also meeting the pink spark requirements
>>555749048Please stop, Tamamo... Why are you smiling at me like that?
why are rudolf's ears always drawn so ultra fluffy in fanart? it's distracting...
>>555749837parent 1 is 6* gw 1* turf of your ownparent 2 is 9* turf borrowThere. Solved it for you.
>>555749745>Did you even pay attention that shes a plane otaku? Its a single sceneso her outfit, her winning animations and her ult don't count?
>>555744969But there's nothing there...
>>555748889holy faggot
she just like me for real
>>555744969laisu buds...
RYAN!
I think they should make more for (You) umas
>>555750031her names top gun, so that is her theming. There are countless outfits+ultimates that don't really tie to the umas personality in game, and are instead just inspired by the RL jockey/horse. Brian's nose bandage has a completely in-universe story unrelated to the shadow roll
I kind of get why Seriru was pushing for pace groundwork. All the scrims I entered without a front, the lucky pace have always won. The difference in lead is fucking huge, it's as if the lucky pace is a front runner.I don't wanna redo my aces again THOOOO
Why did all the characters even call the Musaka trainer of Oguri "Roppei" all the time? Is this something irl with Oguri?
>>555749213No, zero copies definitely feels worse
>>555750182more like only raping (You)
>>555750261groundwork's all good until you meet turbo retards with turbo sprint that procs out of the gate
banwave when?
>>555749983look I just wanted an excuse to be freed from the groundwork mines
>>555750370Tomorrow
>>555750370after the selectors
>>5557503702 more weeks
>>555750352Turbo is gonna Turbo all over you, just you wait!
>>555750385Well, you can swap it around.parent 1 is 9* turf of your ownparent 2 is 9* gw 1* turf borrow
FUKU NO YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
>>555750370tomorrow after reset
>>555750090it's nice having friends when you don't think you have them
>>555750261I get lucky pace all the time just to be killed by a pasa that procs everything. I swear if the lobby has 9 paces, a pasa always wins.
>>555750520I'm sorry for asking...
>>555750182What did they mean by this?
>>555750523what the FUCK
>>555750370Right NOW
bangwave when?
So are people borrowing the new Fuku card for capricorn aces? Is it good?
>>555750090is this why your mom said she thought you were like taishin?
>>555750174Goddamnit I want some tempura now
The boring but most likely truth is that b*tting normally (<10 runs a day) is too hard to actually detect.
>>555750715nono
God Turbo is so ugly, goes against the aesthetic of the game
the naritas are the worst characters
>>555750715it's a highroll card
Thought I bookmarked a tweet that showed which Uma have solos in which CD/Winning LIve but it apparently did not register
>>555750523no this is good actually its the reason suzuka didnt die behind the zelkova tree in the most recent storyline>fuggg my leg>oh wait the secret... is to not die :DDD>thank you power of my friendships :DDD
>>55575070649 more days until heat season
>>555750291>A running gag throughout Cinderella Gray is that both Kitahara and Oguri Cap call him Roppei instead of Musaka, which is an alternate reading of the kanji in his name (å…å¹³).
>>555749745yeah yeahyoure a giant faggot we get it
>>555750261Seriru's pace Pasa shilling on every CM works on the assumption that no one will be bringing front because honestly pace promote Pasa with AAS is instawin on every track and distance.
Okay I'm buying your WIT propaganda this CM. My 550 wit ace is always at the back before late-race even though she's activating everything
>>555750291>>555750876That's kinda mean. It would like calling Aaron A-aron instead of Aaron
>>555750876oh it's another reading then. Thanks anon
>>555750758I think Opera should sit on my face
>>555750385>I just wanted an excuse to breedYou don't need an excuse for that, Falco
>>555750715if you can get fuku and kitasan to double rainbow then it's fine otherwise just borrow finemo and use King Halo/Sweep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E90w-LerYig>hoooeh arigato!AAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>555750630You had sex and you are now a member of the Satono Family
>>555750662this events funny, shame ive yet to have a single fast learner proc..
>>555751045no that's clearly ouen, not hoeh
>>555749837I made a bad Falcon with no groundwork, and just early lead since the chain didn't finish, just to test.She won quite a few rooms because she couldn't challenge other fronts so her unique would activate late race more often
>>555750630Welcome to Satono Island
Hmmm but what if I run a non-runaway Suzuka ace
>>555750753I only botted a few hours on average a day in grub, i never went full retard on bot usage. Still got banned.
so what's the wheelchair option here aka the goldship for longs equivalent
>>555751301Did the bot use OCR or is it intrusive
>>555751182You've given me newfound hope
>>555751323bakushin
>>555750946it's not propaganda. In Sprint you aren't limited by stamina at all so any time your uma is slowing down you are losing time. As with the formula, the higher your wit the less negative and more positive your target speed adjustment checks get. This is combined with the other advantages high wit brings. But atleast the target speed mechanic has almost linear benefits of higher wit as compared to asymptotic wit value for skill activations for example
>>555751323bakushin pace
>>555750932>I can't refute this anon>faggot!!!typical self insertfag, brain small above and below
IT IS THE BEST DAY OF THE WEEK AGAINWHAT ARE WE GRINDING LISTENING DRINKING VIBING TO
>>555751447this is /umaalter/ go back to /uma/
>>555751447It's not marvelous sunday yet though
I kneel
>>555744165Funky town mambo is still playing in my head and I cant get it to fucking stop
You guys are missing out by not pulling Fukukitaru. All my umas ratings went up by 1-2k
>>555750876one of those jokes that just cant really translate well. Although, I'm 95% sure if i was jap I'd find the wordplay jokes they love lame as fuck.
You guys are missing out by not pulling Helios SSR. All my umas ratings went up by 6-7k
>>555751571>wordplay jokesenter
>>555751439>t. queensofgacha redditor
>>555751428Guess I have no choice but to remake my mutated ace again. I absolutely suck with wit training though so I'll see what I can do
>>555751378I ran it through a VM, it was built in python. It read the browser screen and simulated mouse clicks while having several anti-detection measures like press buttons at random intervals, running quests at random intervals, trying to mimick human speed/movement.
>two eating events in a rowsuzuka you fat fuck no wonder your ankles gave out
>>555751634This post is fact checked by true gyaru umas
>>555750662Why do so many come and annoy her?That woman just wants to be left alone
>>555751634WitGOD tried to tell you all...
>1st place Kikuka Sho>3rd place Arima KinenWhy does this happen so frequently??
>>555751634no wei
>>555751676High wit isn't the only way to win anon. Sprints are extremely RNG reliant. I just wanted to explain why high wit in very short tracks can matter beyond skill activation chance
>brianfag>homosexualname a more iconic duo
Are full front comps viable in this upcoming sprint CM?
Forgot your Maya pic
>>555751889If you're doing the Taiki cheese
>>555751649luna sells them by being cute and cheesy
should a new player that missed kitasan black support be rolling on the fuku banner?
>>555751742She's strong
>>555751634WEIIIIIII! So true bestie!
>>555751428that section is not even close to significantthe two biggest things wit do is position keep and downhill mode
>>555751954only if you have 400-600 pulls availableshe's useless if not MLB
>>555751771Too bad Helios herself can't use the card and she is an incredibly strong Miler
>>555751954i'd say rerolling but honestly you're probably already fucked for not having the welfare cardsnewfags are just fucked without kitasan
>>555751871brian and being erotic
>>555751954Honestly? I don't know. That probably wouldn't be that bad of an idea, but she definitely doesn't have the same staying power as Kita
wow I get to have GAY SEX with this mare
>>555751976Mr CB is right there
>>555751742The lone wolf is a brat magnet
>>555751871teiofag and homosexual (also obesity)
>>555752109>panty tan linessexo
>>555751742its a burden all banchos have
>Likes: Exterminating pests (by hand)Love this bundle of violence
>>555751868I think it's safe to say I'm losing because of how WIT works for sprint. She's always 6th below before the late-race meanwhile my other one with a higher WIT is always on good positioning
>>555749110>Didnt get a single R Riko in free 100 pulls>Didnt get a single SSR uma in free 40 pulls so farIm expecting nothing with this rigged rng spreadsheet simulator
>>555752103ah, vodka was the first one to rape me at the onsen
What’s HishiAma good for?
Can you imagine just how much damage this image has done? How many bricks were made?
>>555752436Farming End Sparks.
>>555752436sex
>>555752436umapyoi
post famili
>>555752436she's like Taishin but bad because she doesn't get Gold Spurt
>>555752436brown sex
>>555750956it's not exactly the same thing
>>555752109She's too old.Same reason why barely anyone "rivals" Rudolf and Maru
>>555752436I made her a rocket build in Scorpio with Unyielding->Pump->NSM and won finals against whales with her. It was gigakino even if it wasn't optimal and super lucky. Also sex
>>555752373I did have pretty bad luck in the free riko rolls too now that you say it. I fortunately got a few okay SSRs and 1LB riko, 0lb rice in the other 100
>Only 5 carats from career races nowNo... I see why everyone's been saying how over it is....
reviewing fillies
This could be a nice template
>>555752719It still pays by itself. It's 1/2 TP
tracen requires all brown umas to dress like sluts
>>555752414Vodka's so romcom-weak she'd rather let her trainer rape her.Scarlet on the other hand...
first ace attemptovercapped speed pretty significantly, probably should stop around 950got like 6 of her energy events only to overcap energy with wit rainbowsnot sure how to get that power up higher other than hoping to be more efficient overall, i dont think power cards are viable or usefulmaybe 2 or 3 more races for skill points, was able to buy almost everything
>>555752436shes one of a select few that can deal with brian
>>555752436>>555752671She's #3 there. Was the most kino CM win i've had yet. https://files.catbox.moe/4a92sq.mp4
>finally got Tamamo and going through her career>crashes in a race pileup incident>Mum almost dies from the Japanese cold>Dad almost dies from the Japanese cold>gets so anxious leading up to races that she ends up starving herselfTamachan... I'm so sorry for making fun of you and calling you evil...
>marked
>>555751939
>>555752536mmm, cant say i care for the outfit that much. The hair is cute as fuck though.
>>555751871Grass Wonder's buttMy face
>>555752719There was a small window with double rewards and half TP.(You) didn't capitalize on it. PLAY THE GAME
>>555753037plappity-plap
>>555751939>>555753037Your response Torena-san?
>>555752987
Did the Feb schedule show up yet?
>>555748182what... is this implying...?
>>555746979Is that one of the races she lost?
>>555752103femanonchan...
>>555751871Flash's ample bosom and my phallus.
>>555753186
>>555748535she's right up there with Uncle Ruckus
when does capricorn cup start?
>>555753367
>>555752563
>>555751428why the FUCK is this game so complicated
>>555753560That Stego is not size accurate. Too tall to be my womanlet.
>>555749671yeah, she's got a lotta hair
>>5557534833 more days
>>555753318Not the exact course or track but she actually won 2 miles during her early undefeated career
>>555753550
>>555752785
>911 witF-Fuji...?
>>555753758
>>555753732
>>555753590Because instead of pushing out a half baked games with easy mechanics they delayed several times to make a better game with more technical stuff under the hood that makes races more interesting. Compare the early versions of how uma musume looked like and with more investor pushing it may as well had sunk into gachaslop hell.
>>555753963I do wish they kept the "bumping into each other" thing though
>>555753318>>555753705Rudolf is an oddball. His debut race is sprint. His next 2 races are miles then proceed to dominate G1s
>>555753910
>>555753590My guess is because otherwise it would be too easy to "solve" the winning spreadsheet every time. Not that autists won't crunch the numbers no matter what, as is demonstratetd.But yeah, I feel ya. My biggest complaint about the game is that the stats and mechanics are not intuitive by simply playing.
Am I gonna regret not getting Nice Nature wit card if Gold city is my oshi?
>>555753963holy shit this looks like ass
>>555754135Doesn't she have On Your Left implicitly?
>>555754135Dude you're regretting it in real time
>>555754038it would have been amusing to see the kinds of skills that interacted with that mechanic. i bet they got rid of it because it would be too weird to let players specialize some of their umas in bodying other runners.
>>555753184normally i wouldnt say mother because i dont believe in having miniature slaves, but umaverse is sunshine and rainbows so, mother
>>555754101
>>555754181It looks like a ps2 game but theres the bumping system, power stat isnt limited to uphills
>>555754252>i dont believe in having miniature slaveswhat did anon mean by this
>>555753963the best change was not making them run like humans it looks stupid
>>555754189Sorry meant the festival one
>>555754374Have you seen Mayano run?
>>555754275
>The daily free 10x scout is available once per day. If the eligible scout banner changes after using your daily free 10x scout, then you will be unable to use a free 10x scout for it until the next time it resets.>Example: If you log in at 4:00 p.m., Jan 31 (UTC), use your free 10x scout on the Spotlight Pretty Derby Scout, and the eligible scout banner changes to the Spotlight Support Card Scout at 10:00 p.m. (UTC), you will be unable to use a free 10x scout for the Spotlight Support Card Scout.in other words, if you DON'T use your last free 10 pull on tamachud, you get to use it on fuku instead
>>555751447about to go out and have a SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL and then I will listen to Friday Night from Yakuza 0 on repeat with maybe a few Uma songs mixed in like Tamamo's solo. I like the chorus in that one. *Lightning~*
>>555754442Yes >>555748656
>>555754452
>>555754442she's always behind me no
>>555754482
>>555754374someone post the curren gif
am i going crazy or is URA better to make a sprinter? i can get better scores in URA when doing sprinters
do you borrow fukukitaru or biko as Bakushin
>>555754659>>555754374
Umas who won G1 races by an incredible margin
>>555754620
>>555754359it'd be a rather long diatribe but i've always found it funny how children are essentially slaves in the sense parents instill their beliefs into them and choose much of they live their lives. Less prevalent in the modern age the latter but the former is actually championed still
>>555754713inb4 "i run like this"
>>555754713sex hipsnow I need to see what oguri sex looks like
>>555754697>accidentally run bakushin in URA>somehow manage a new top score>max speed, 1k pow near 1k wit>later I try vodka in Unity>get good speed but meh pow and witI swear something is up today
>>555754713I walk like this
>>555754713i jog like this
>>555754754it's so FUARKING kino
>>555754781be the change you want to see.
>>555754779
>>555754482thanks cap, i went 0 for 40 and already sparked tama before the announcement so extra 10 on cards is good. Makes me feel better about the spark.
>>555754754Kris S last spurt in that race looked so insane
>>555754697not getting fucked by bad arrows when you just want to click wit is really good
Uh ohhhh Trainer... dont tell me you hold troubling beliefs regarding your relationship with Top Gun...
>>555754754banchos is probably the craziest, at least via my ignorant perspective of longs vs mediums
>>555754930
>beat Riko's team>they don't show up in URA finalehuhso it's actually tied to getting team rank S?
>>555754754Our HERO and the coolest, Vodka
>>555754902>won Japan Cup and Dahby>did this>still treated like a joke
>>555748842what do golden inspirations do?
>>555755158sparkle
how much faster does 1200 guts make you
>>555754754STRONG keiba onna
>>555755094
>>555754754>no DSTshame
>>555755158the best theory is that it appears when a 3* spark is activatedit's one of those hints like when the door is different in the pulls
>>555754754https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Piy4e507-8>TDC is stacked in game>Is a twig IRLI get she's American so she has to be stacked but man, I wasn't expecting the real horse to be so much less.
>>555755129they had to characterize some of the umas as something aside from a generation-shattering record breaker because basically all of them are like that to some degree. Just look at Gold Ship, she's the retarded comic relief in the cast despite having more G1 victories than almost any of them. It is crazy how much they downplay Vodka though.
>>555752297she's so good, bro
>>555755286That's reserved for GOATs like Eclipse and Secretariat
Bwos... this support card's story is kinda sad...
>>555755278
>>555755091Combined with how dominant the other triple crown wins Brian had were yeah, the whole thing is pretty crazy.
>>555748656Mayano, spurting towards the male trainer bathroom after smelling her future husband's cock unsheathed and defenseless
>>555755414>fukukitaru we're sorry to say but your older sister has died, again>[You gained 1 hint for Super Lucky Seven!]
Ok libtard, tell me something you like about Riceshower.
CYGAMESPLEASE PUT THE 2X ITEMS BACKI DON'T WANT TO RUN 20 CAREERS TO BE ABLE TO PLAY KAWAPRIWHY AREN'T THESE AVAILABLE FOR CLEATS
>>555755320someone said it doubles the chances of your sparks but dont know if thats true either
>>555743580Dober x Digitan can heal even the tiredest of hearts...
>>555755536why haven't you been buying banners for the last six months, bwo...
>>555755158it means a 3* spark has activated
>>555755463
>>555752563>stone cold gigastacy has weak but cheerful child, who she loves and is proud of like only a mother couldI will never tire of this trope.
>>555754503>SUCCULENT CHINESE MEALPlease don't eat dogs...
this skill is bafflingly useless? Do they make accel do something midrace some day?
i like that uma designs have to get approved by the owners which means someone said>she MUST SHOW TUMMY AND WEAR GIANT FUCKING CROCS
>>555754697URA training gives higher stats at the cost of needing to constantly train to level up the facilities, no blue bursts, and no bonus stats from ranking up. It's definitely a good scenario to run for sprints but would be bad for mutated aces. Hitting 3 speed cards rainbow on URA training can get 90-100 stats meanwhile in unity it's only like 50-60 speed.
>>555755714no, they just turn most of them into mid-race velocity instead
>>555751742Leave these demons alone sweepy
>>555755612I've only just gotten a monetary surplus...I've been broke for so long...
>>555755639
>>555755714its a gamble skill. if it activates at the end of midrace you have a bunch of accel that bleeds over. or at least, thats how i think it works...
>>555755658I'll eat those dogs you posted but not in that way
>>555755852I love gamblingThat's why I play uma musume
>>555749119>>555749570having 1* gw on the parent sucks
>>555755846
AIEEEEEE A SUCCUBUS STOLE MY FIRST S RANK
>>555756042
>>555756074
>>555746787My wives would NEVER
mejiro means slut
>>555756074same bwo
>>555755069>In 1880, the ages of consent were set at 10 or 12 in most states.Imagine a world without feminist pushing to increase it
>>555756236
>>555756074>>555754713you cannot escape her.
i haven't started cm9 aces yet and from what i heard it's going to be worse than arimaas the kids say, am i cooked chat?
>Raisu
>>555756074it's ogre
>>555756402consent was originally a property damage law its only retards who think it's for antipedo
holy shit, i kneelhe has the rice shower expert title too
>>555756438
>>555756456MY HERO>>555756559post stats
>>555756450It's a different kind of bad but I'd say preparing for sprint is easier than Arima Kinen
>front bakushin>pace currenwhos a good 3rd unit as lateking2hard4meacegroove no built in skills accelerationlate oguri will be gambling to hit sprint inspiration
>>555756074CUTE CURRENB
i play jp and I don't even read what skills do i just click sort by position/length and click on all gold skills and then any other skills left i play on vibes. if my uma wins i cheer if she loses i cheer because she did her best
>>555756074I'm sorry that happened to you
>>555756625mutate something weird to farm sovl points in the spreadsheet.
>>555756615im in the same lobby as the other anon you quoted
>>555756625maruzensky end
>>555756450Mutating non-sprinters is pretty bad, but the real suffering is when you finish making them and realize that for all your trouble you've only come up with aces that are 5% more consistent than the most basic, low effort Bakushin or Air Groove.
>>555756614In case anyone is interested in reading the previous translations I did of this artist I uploaded them herehttps://e-hentai.org/g/3764848/456ba36117/
>>555756741GUTSGAWD
I AM GONNA CUM CUM BAB--- wait that's illegalFINALLYIT'S CREEKING TIME
>>555756625if you don't want to use king you either try to mutate someone into a sprinter or just throw in a random uma as a spare body
>>555756741witfags BTFO
>>555756772how's air goo vs kingu
>>555756803gn
>>555756803That's it? You're caught up? Thanks, bwo. I enjoyed reading them.
>>555756450can someone post their umas and decks/skills to this anon so he doesn't feel left out?
>>555756741Is it really a wit game... With those statlines couldn't he even survive a long CM? Just replace Turbo with Maestro and get other track appropriate skills
Which uma makes the best wife?
There's like a 1 second delay before the connecting goes through, what is going on right now
Do all my pace chasers need groundwork for the sprint cm or just el condor?
>>555756625what's hard about kingu
>>555757098Ramonu
>>5557571540% speed growth
>>555755852SFV and red shift are unusable even tho they activate close to end of midrace. So the chances of it activating at the end of midrace? gl
>>555757149all of thempace promote = the uma is in the bag
>eat a stick of butter
>>555745858>Can someone post their Capricorn Suzuka pleaseplease help anons i need a statline reference
>>555757302spechan, no! that's for the next bread!
>>555757302Oh no... she's french...
>>555757149Try to get uma stan instead, GW needs 3 greens+the skills so you're wasting lots of skill points on it, when rushing gale or turbo sprint can also proc out the gate too
>>555757387bwo she doesn't even need to race any long g1s. you should be able to figure that out easily
>>555757391mmm bread...
what even is the "stam requirement" for sprints?can you just show up with 0 and still win?
>>555757505Seele?
>>555757516There's always the threat of getting kneecapped by debuffers, but I don't imagine its more than 450.
all umamusumes are slut whore
>>555757516Rank G is good enough
>>555757516you need to go down to like 150 stamina before you start seeing the usual spurt/survival rate gambling that people fight against in medium/long
>>555757516the higher your wit the more stam req goes down, that's the kind of track this is
>>555757516like 250 stam
>>555757771ys dat
>>555754754Orfevre's Arima is something for the history book
>>555757868It's okay
>>555757505
>>555754781Most mentally sane uma musume player
>>5557578681* wit
>>555757842gold sisters....
Okay that's enough meddling around in pubs I have to get back to getting a 7* or above sprint parent and redo my aces
I'm hungry but don't want to get up umamusume
>>555757982Close. I think she can still be a universal great grandparent with how generic almost all the sparks are.
>>555758185>LS sparks with pace skillsyou're coping hard
They really have a ton of umas in the game that won't be playable for years huh?
>>555756741is that a rice front?
I can't believe the director was found to be filming snuff at Epsatono Island
>>555757972Par for dacchis here
>>555758185already obsolete from mant
>>555756741LAISU IS A HERO!
>>555757061Sad
>>555757302I recall a gravure idol who retired, got married, gained a bunch of weight and started posting pictures of herself eating sticks of butter. Not my proudest fap(s)
Super Creek seems like a chill horse.
>>555758234Why would that matter on a great grandparent? All I need is to seed the grandparents with more skills and white sparks.
>>555758261and tons more that is waiting to be put into the game.
>>555757061huuhh... context??
>training parents for cm is making me flatlineOh no... Bros... Sorry...As soon as this is over I'll be back to fan runs
Uhhh I was just training my honse, why am I suddenly married?
>>555758473No one actually fan runs
>>555758471Festa's original owner died of sickness
>>555758332Architects are a rare breed, anonHelp them becoming extinct starting with you
You want to trust your CM to an Uma who can't even run the Arima Kinen...?>oh no it's too long i'm so tired
>>555755638but i saw a gold inspiration and none of my umas had a 3* spark...
D*rt umas are lower beings
>>555754781Even if parents made no attempt to indoctrinate their children, said children at a young age will naturally and instinctively "learn life" by imitating everything and anything their parents do. It's like cultural osmosis on a miniature scale.
so this is another borderline useless waste of sp right? unlike the straight accels, chance it does nothing.
>>555755158It's just a visual indicator that you high-rolled.
>>555758717Burn all the files of Curren's next alt and delay it for five years>t. John Umamusume
savvy is worthless for sprint cm right? excluding groundwork proc
>>555758857Increases race wit, on a track with 75% downhill
New gaslight guide dropped https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba_wCgPvJoM
>>555758647Yeah because the CM is specialized towards her exact distanceDUMBASS
purchase advertising
>>555758774Yeppers. Mid race accel is still mid race accel.
>>555758584Yeah bwo I have to make so much effort to avoid having sex hahaha I'm even posting on 4chan on a Friday night to keep the species safe!!
no stopping me is still good in cm9 right>>555758919does going from 1200 to 1240 wit really matter?
>>555758765If parents treated children like not-retards, taught them to understand their emotions, prioritized autonomy and genuine critical thinking (not the meme peddled in school) -- | like i said, diatribe.
>>555758837Dirt is kino ackchyually...
>>555758774FUARK I'VE BEEN BUYING IT FOR ALL MY ACES
>>555759243all the sloppas told you turbo sprint is better
>>555759110I'd impregnate you anon.
>>555758765>ryan looks like a dyke>her kids are some of the most feminine umaWhat happened with the designers
>no groundworkOH MY FUCKING GOD, DUDE.
>>555759340imagine not being able to consistently luckroll groundwork out of a random support card event during your runs
>>555759340would you have taken a 1* gw?
>>555759339ryan and bright are STALLIONS
>>555759340Just get it from unity training bro
>Inari One randomly showing up and burning 10 of my energy for 12 speed and 12 powerIs that good or bad?
happy Friday umaGODS
>>555759339She's a handsome boy (female) who gave birth to beautiful umas, like it is tradition >>555759279This is the part where I admit I heard Plan X was good from /here/ and get hit with >the gaslighted replies...
>>555759432Yeah actually. My other GP is a 3* sprint with 2* gw, and I'm using Maru as a GP because she has good compat with sprinters. I could have moved on to the parent.
>>555758774im pretty sure this can bleed into spurt with some luckim gonna test it more but i think i saw it trigger almost at the same time as late race accelsalso if it hits at the same time as curren unique or something it helps there
>>555759520id take that 10 times
Will karuta make you fat?
THEY'RE HUGE
>>555759520Bad. That energy could have gone into building friendship or doing friendship training.
>curren gives you energy, playtime's over, and her last animation is her seductively winking at youOh no she did the deed didn't she
I need to hit 1 in 4 pink sprint for a parent. I have wasted 9borrows just trying to hit it once.
>listening to Irish anti-Brit music>spooked by Fine Motionoh wow, I thought catalysts were only an FGO thing
Enough to run the Arima?
>>555759772If you break your legs does Teio come?
>>555759520its alright. I figure ideally you want a 3:1 ratio on stat-to-energy. Feel like lower than that is generally not great
>>555759520Pretty good, we're on a CM where we're allowed to run 4 wit cards
fuku this is very erotic but please take better care of yourself
>>555759740good luck training for 120 stats per turn including rests
>>555759827Time to take leg day seriously and never cripple in my life fuck Teio and fuck Rice
>>555759828>figure
>>555759886>she swallowsMy opinion of fuku has changed for the better
>>555759827If you crash so badly you rotate on the ground twice, Raisu will come
>>555758371yeah
how competetive are velocity debuffs with midrace velocities
before and after getting the trainer dick
>>555760064>>555758371>the first victim remembers those days like it was yesterday
>>555759813Took a white recovery to be safe
guys I think I overstamina'd my Laisu...
>>555760064Goo-goo babies was lore relevant?
i think i should use bakushin borrow for more sprint skillsdoes anyone have any other tips?
>>555759503My mommywife..
>>555760308Gained status Slow Metabolism
>>555760335is dober wit really your best wit card
>>555743580CUUUUUTE!
>15th in the Satsuki ShoI'm too shocked to even come up with a deportation related joke.
>>555760531actually its the pige natie
>>555759520i always flip flop between these events, like the extra training, being good or bad. depends how desperate i am in a run.
>>555758271Damn I didnt expect the president of Umatter to be autistic on wanting to visit Epsatono Island and was suprised theres such a thing as FilliesFlix in Europe
>>555760658>extra trainingIt's free, so it can never be bad. Always take the +Energy unless you have a negative condition to try and cure.
we all agree this is the ugliest horse right?
witmaxxing doesnt mean you don't need to rest-
I hate it when this only happens in my parent runs
>>555760807*brocks your path*
>>555760807Who's we?
>>555760807please be nice to her.
>>555760873"we"
>>555760807
How do you relax and why is it watching doto videos?
>>555760873insecure americans
>>555760807She's sexy, but the little we get from her in cards and careers is kind of lame thus far. Her laugh is bad.
>>555760807No that would be Manhattan Cafe.
>>555760807Rude
>>555760612
>>555760807you have to be a giga fag to not want sloppy from those lips i swear everyone in this general is a massive faggot
>>555761001factually incorrect
>>555760808uh oh
>>555760807She gives off "aunt who molested you in highschool" vibes and it's hot as fuck.
>>555760864picture not related?
>new event doesn't involve me(the MC) again>skipped Uma really feels like grubble all over againSasuga CyJews
>>555761049she's gonna poke a hole in your sack with that chin
>>555761143Wear a wig, uggo
more ryan fans for danchou
The baseball jersey is cute
>>555761184Die Kyaru Die
>>555761315Your danchou gave up. He hasn't even purged the flatliners
>>555761315I was actually about to tell danchou to kick you Crimson
>>555760531dober sr/ssr are both underrated stat sticks
>>555761429danchou wouldn't betray us... we're just keeping them to ensure we dont drop...>>555761473im not crimson...
I finally got my G -> AWhat are the odds I get top 3 within 2 retries?Should I buy a recovery?Calm in Crowd for 136pts or Corner Recovery for 153pts
glad I didn't pull for the Fuku card, turns out I don't like to gamble that much
>>555760807she looks fine as fuck in her racewear
>>555760531dober sr is pretty good, specially for lates since it has slick surge
>>555761520Yeah I know Tyler
>>555761536who are you running, and what position?
>>555761520I'm not in Autis/uma/ but I hope you guys succeed, I thought your Danchou was very cute when he started posting about the club last month and I still think he's cute
>>555761536is this HCreek? run her as Late
isn't Suzuka runaway + Curren Front for guaranteed carryover broken
>>555761693>>555761776It's Eishin Flash in lateI only remember there's a cracked Cafe in this race but I'm jittery
Does greens count for NY Opera O's skill?
>>555761690
dober sr is basically fine moan
>>555761536I'm pretty sure you're fucked without a recovery desu but you're fucked in the CM if you waste points on a recovery too
>>555761806yeppers, that's why it's really good for fronts
>>555760807That a weird pic of spechud
>>555761872
>>555761806is a skill a skill?
>>555761582Have you tried borrowing the MLB Fuku card? That shit is good. The event, not so much only finished it once and its my 1st attempt
Is it morally correct to dox Ryanfags
>>555759540I've seen several gaslights about it and Meticulous Measures/Perfect Prep, and I don't think it's a full brick ability unless you bought it full price or bought it before something else like Sprint Corners or the two straightaway accels.Countermeasures/Plan X has the benefit of only activating in the second half of mid race, so a small window at 3 seconds duration, and if you're almost at 400m when late race starts, you might see some carryover. Measures/Prep lasts 4 seconds, but can be anywhere in mid race and doesn't have position requirement. Arguably worse because it can proc when midrace starts where it does nothing and if it procs decently but you're in, like, 7th place, you probably lost anyway. But they're super cheap if you hit discounts on them, so as I said, hope you didn't prioritize them over other things, I just fully embrace any gamba for this CM.
>7 mood downs>3 of them because Condor is too dumb to understand timezones>1 doesn't even do anything because she was already awful>Same run BTW >>555760612It's a borrow/parent run too, so I can't even justify getting off the wild ride.
>>555762037it's morally justified to dox all avatarkeks
AIEEEEE DANCHOUTASUKUTE, IM BEING DOXXED
So, these rats are definitely getting killed, right?
>>555762037His gains tell me he's either a filthy whale or a bot scum so on top of shit taste and avatarfagging yes
>>555762037I thought UmaDash was the only club with a ryanfaggot. At least that means he might not be the annoying ryanfag that vandalises OP images
>>555762037it is morally praiseworthy but not morally obligatory
>>555744969Holy based
>>555762097Benzocarbazole can't even kick flatliners bwo
>>555762132i just had a day off yesterday... it allowed me to pump out a bunch of runsthis is my fan run deck :)
>>555761690>we're just keeping them to ensure we dont drop...Not that guy's danchou, but yesFlatliners will be dead by Sunday
>>555761972Yeah, I borrowed it MLB, and got hit with a very bad low roll. The event concluded and I really liked the story, but it's not for me
>>555762226>pastiesMy cock is hard as diamonds right now
>>555762124That is not flatlining thoughever
Is this the long awaited club drama?
>>555762226Bro?
fuck this game and its stupid endless mood drops
>>555762226is this sfw
>>555762339i dont see nipples
>>555762326just use riko
>>555762274I feel like Cyjews did something with the code, I cant win with Pasa anymore without the Fuku card as latesurger unlike last week.
>take a riko rest because of bad training options>mood drop eventI'm so tired of this
Is this game F2P friendly?Just created an account and got rice shower and narita taishin with my 3x10 free rolls.Also chose suzuka with my free ticket.
>>555762426>Is this game F2P friendly?If you're a casual yes, if you're trying to win competitive modes then no
>>555762426It's F2P friendly as long as you're willing to put in the work and not retarded
>>555761429I'm still alive.
>>555762057Oh, I did get Measures whenever it was cheap. I'm salty for this CM because after Curren spooked me, I did a trial run with her and got Turf S, Sprint S, max speed, nearly maxed power and decent wit... but... since I picked a mostly random deck, I'm overstamined (I even bought Hydrate lol), so now that I'm actually trying to train her properly I never hit the same heights...
>>555762426It's all downhill from here
>>555762482youll get your first s soon bwo
>>555762426i'm f2p (real) and have 3 platinums, if you like training umas you should be fine, what anons say is correct especially if you get into champions meeting (the real pvp of uma)
>>555762426The game is the opposite of f2p friendlyThe card system is extremely jewish where most of them needs to be 3LB (4 copies) or MLB (5 copies) to function properly
>>555762426You can be competitive as a F2P (6/8 Plats) but I'm saying that as someone that started playing during the 2nd week. I'm guessing it will be way harder for a new player.All pve content so far is easy for a F2P player for sure tho
>>555762057both skills are more reasonable gamble than gale/sprint, I always take them if I hit them on unity hints
Putting a curse on autis/uma/ so they fall to 501 seconds before the month ends.
>>555762426Trust any post with this image
>>555762451>if you're trying to win competitive modesIs there any point to win pvp? I just want to catch some umas.>>555762475>and not retardedIt's over.I want twin turbo but it seems like she is not in the game yet.
>>555762426best visual novel i've ever played winning PVP races is just a bonus
>>555762426Even you deem the game is f2p friendly (which is not), you wont get any proper help / advise from this general, imagine the game has been out for 5 years on JP and theres alot of JP veterans playing here and nobody has a definite answer to anything
>>555762557I am okay with this Hishi
>>555762696you need a 7 for curses bwolike this, this curse will make sure your favorite uma will never win you a cm
>>555762796damn wtf
>>555762796sprinter amazon...
>>555762796Deck?
I may have made a mistake committing to make Agnes Digital parent for better Umastan odds.
>>555763031You did. It's better for the gold skill to come from a card so you can reproduce it on every parent/grandparent.
>>555762796brown on my face
>>555762796the only reason to run end closers this CM is perfectly proccing straightaway spurt
>>5557629768*Power and some Random Speed and Wit Sparks I had lying around.
>>555762796>Plan X>Victoria>MummyAnon how are you going to proc those as an End Closer
>>555763031>>555763130Not like he has any other choice, we have no cards for it.
>>555763265Yeah, you need the King power card and gamble on 35% max chances instead of 70%.
>>555763242I FORGOT STURM
>>555762783>Is there any point to win pvp? I just want to catch some umas.Watching your favorite umas do well. Besides that, they give some gacha currencies but you don't really need to win, participation rewards are good enough.
>>555763201kingu has end D... hmm...
>>555762808Off by one. Good try.
200 more points in wit and it would have been good enough for the next CM
still at 0 hot spring tickets during the rate up
>>555762783>Is there any point to win pvp?You get more pull currency and dopamine.>I want twin turbo but it seems like she is not in the game yet.You need to wait ~11 months but she'll be a 1 star which means you get her very easily but need a lot of currency to max her, currency that builds up over time or that you get from pulling her so it makes sense to start saving now by doing the minimum effort (do the dailies for ~50 pulls per month, and go a little harder during PVE events as those give you a lot of resources)
>>555763792Got one for Rice after the first career I did since it started, then spent 10 runs without nothing, got another for Creek today. The good thing is that no tissues thus far.
>>555763792if biwa's hot spring dialogue is to be trusted the doubled rate is 1/150
>>555762226lewd
>>555763792It took me around 17 tries to get start getting 2 consecutive hotspring then nothing again
CYGAAAAAAMES WTFFFWHY THE FUCK IS THERE AN AGEMASEN ON AN SR CARDI've literally done dozens of runs with this card and she ALWAYS gave me Slick Surge, WTF
Is groundwork complete bait on this CM? My pasa has it with Left-Handed, Wet Conditions, Winter Runner, and Competitive Spirit but she never starts at first place
groundwork more like gaslightwork
This a good enough spark to use for a grandparent? Sucks wrong pink and Condors ult sucks on Lates but I assume it’s decent raw stats?
>>555760807Nah, it's Ryan, and then in a distant second is Air Shakur. After that, I dunno. Black Ale is a pretty decent candidate, and then after that it's that retard Taishin, probably.
>>555763792#metooThis Urara is from earlier
>>555764304Is she a front runner?
>groundwork>mile>tokyo>unity for good measureYeah, that's a CM10 parent in the bag
lowrolled but that's finesuzuka next
>>555764304It should be treated as a bonus rather than the goal. I built a GW Pasa and it's still worse than my much stronger non-GW Pasa. It's nice when it works but it not as critical as in Sagg
>>555764474>fine
Uhhh guys?These EpSataono files don't look good. Just how man trainees were raped by Umas?
>>555764109Your fault
>>555764605stop making me erect
>>555764542easier to list the ones that weren't
>>555764756ryan
>>555764605continue making me erect
>>555764723you get aroused by a man's post? are you gay?
thought i wasnt gonna cap speed then lost unity cup despite +50on king halo too, i really wanted that nsm
>>555764856I am but it's because I like cock, not because I got aroused by a man's post
>2% failure>FAILUREgod hates my bakushin specifically
>>555763792@SweepTosher, can you include something to record how many hotspring tickets are obtained per session
>>555764943Can't be as bad as my 3 time back to back 3% failure Espoir CityI was questioning whether I should've just fucking did a 10 roll at that point
Isn't Plan X better than Turbo because it triggers in late race?
>>555765258thats the thing, it doesnt
Is 0LB SSR Bakushin usable for a parent run?
>>555765258go to umalator and put that on an uma, check where it procs
>>555765329>>555765391>"upon approaching late-race">it's actually mid-raceGrim
>>555765329what the FUCK are you seriousoh my god it's over before it even began
>>555765457>>555765391>>555765329what is the point of this game if skills do not say what it does on the tin
i thought you guys said mid race skills are better
this is the first time i see this message
Who's the pretty derby of Umamusume?
>>555765814agemasen
>>555765814You, the trainer.
CM plats mean nothing if grifters can luckshit their way through them
>>555766006are his aces still getting trained by someone else?
>>555764756Air Shakur's trainer
>>555763252
>>555766091no
i should make a sprinter oguri
>>555766006>6959sometimes I wonder why I even bother
>>555766253late surger oguri is witgod's recommendation
Man trying to make a sprint Mayano is hell, her career is so hard with no stamina
>>555766454this is why I'm glad my darling is mile/medium oriented, can get by with minimum stam
>>555766579>>555766579>>555766579
>>555766358
>>555765343Yes.
>>555766704Thanks!
fuck, why is it always on the shitty-ass runs and never on the perfect-stats runs
>>555762226Those are my hands btw
>>555763252Me in the bottom smelling their feet