Previous: >>555900340>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year T.M. Opera O (3*), New Year Haru Urara (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Admire Vega (Power), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSRMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Mambo!
rice
ei ei mun
>>555922559>A rank>don't flatline>don't disappearAlmondLove is recruiting active like-minded players. Leave your ID for a scout/reservation.
ButtSweat, a casual /uma/ club, is recruiting! All that's expected is regularly logging in, and not flatlining for days at a time (a career now and then hurts no-one after all).Be a part of a moderately active in-game chat, discussing things like exchange rates, gacha horrors, online shopping and more! Sometimes we even directly discuss the game.Reply to this for an invite, or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile text!
Uma for this feel?
>>555921982i'm looking for a top 100, ID is 533242102667
>>555921982/Uma/ Club: the club: the movie based on the bestselling novel has TWO (holy moly!) spots for you toreina-san!Reply to apply!
>>555922740>active like-minded playersPhysiotherapist said I can't keep bending my neck forward like that anymore can I still join
Digitan LOVE
Triumphant Pulse, PoC or Turbo Sprint? (or Center Stage?)
WHERE IS THE DANCHOU COSPLAY I'M GONNA FLATLINE IF THERE ISN'T ANY
Autis/uma/, more like A+utis/uma/! We made it to A+ in our first month! And now (You) have the opportunity to join us, the latest /uma/ club! We’ll have 5 slots opening up soon on a first come first serve basis, so get them while they’re hot.You can apply personally at the club with ID 231973146 with /uma/ in your bio, or reply to this post with your Trainer ID for an invite!
>>555922740>>555922870912045215340i'm in 24 hour limboplease consider, i'm unemployed!
ウマオオオオ is looking for players and or victims.We'll be a comfy club until MANT comes and we'll decide the direction then.Until then 19M by the 26th of each month. Use uma.moe to figure out if you're at risk.
>>555922183I need all the cut scenes of old man Max crashing out
>>555922870>>555922842
https://youtu.be/GMETU0BZc7k?si=_nXeRWUZffRkBsYY
>>555923002>anglingAnother run
>>555923002I GOT ANGLING BY MISTAKE I'M FUCKING RETARDED FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>555923002>anglingoh no no no
my danchou is the best
>>555923115Based
>>555923083
>>555923063Gambare Autis/uma/ stop recruiting flatliners screen them better
Hope danchou will finally kick that one faggotroon out this month.
This is a grown ass woman btw
>>555923075>mfw
My first try at a sprint Taishin went too well and set my expectations way too high, it's been nothing but suffering and shit RNG since.
>>555923078Aren't you a discord club already?
>>555923115I asked around. It gets better. Very based.
>>555923324I believe in Equal Employment Opportunity
>>5559234121. love that (base) image2. lmao nice play
>>555923115apparently the dancho vanished for a week, had a melty, and came back and disbanded the club
>>555923352This is why she'd make a great mother.
>>555922740278638194499I dont get a huge amount of fans but I do play daily.... will gladly leave my shitter club hard carried by one guy if you'll have me
>>555923002Based gambler betting on the one-frame A&S activation
>>555923470No we use BBS. Easier to track IPs of individual members.
>>555923542Yeah thats why happened apparently. Very peculiar.
Train, marry, correction, glue factory.
>>555923503>>555923542>>555923664trainmarrycorrectionGLUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>555923565sent
Creek please...I need a Turf spark. I don't care about the whites at this point, just give me the right pink...
>>555923023>Every female trainer is in her mid 20s, early 30s>Almost every male trainer is in his 40s and above
>>555923116>>555923172Meant to pick Triumphant Pulse, fuck, getting winter runner was very lucky, it'll be hard to get a run like that
this thread will be better
>>555923664nick valentine lookin ass
>>555923023>he isn't in almondlove
>>555923923>triumphant pulse as a front runnerHeads up, if as a front runner you get passed on the last stretch, you lost, you can't recover against paces/lates/end. Run her as pace, you will get better results and that skill will work better.
>>555923974>the random kickingholy shit
>>555923750Will accept once the 24h period is over, thank you very much
Say something nice about my potential uma for cap(ricorn)
>>555922870Still no invite...This is a scam post
>>555924304maybe you didn't pass the interview...
All alone this February? This Valentines' month? Not anymore if you join HonseFun! There are 3 slots open as of nowPlease see the message on Flash's cake idea for detailsReply with your ID to save a spot for yourself or apply directly in-game
>>555924159no S its glue
>>555924159Pretty neat, would have been better with double circle sprint corners and nimble IMO
>>555924304Your data is being sold to other danchous please understand
>It's another Turf S and Natie didn't finish her event chain borrow runI'm so fucking sick of this shit
wasted on a fan run
Finally luck is on my side after the 50 no SSR uma rolls>2LB Bakushin>MLB HishiAma>0LB Fuku
>>555924159decent. i hope you're ready for a lot of disappointment.
who is this retard who keeps complaining about "no SSR uma" every threadthere's no such fucking thing as an SSR uma
>>555924304Danchou is having a tech problem. Please wait warmly
>>555924423Soulful recruitment post
>>555924159>daring strikeBased but i doubt she would win.
>>555924423this is my club, its cool
ace on my face
>>555924815my child
>>555924423Is that an entire cake recipe in German kek
>>555922870549158762676i'd like to be in a S+ (ideally) club that doesn't involve sharing oxygen with infidels on discord, thanks!will likely get shot by current danchou in a few hours or so
903143109031431090314310Sprint CM room
Is the vaccine lady’s card bad? I heard it’s bad but if it gives increased chance of charming I don’t see how
I got a Sweep Tosho in my free 10 pull LETS GO!!!!!!!!She's at 3LB now. I can finally consider using her.
>>555924595KYS
>>555924815The future heir to the Satono family (if its an Uma)
>Best run (stat) wise I've ever had, one hell of a run>Crashes HARD CORE at the semifinalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov7OfvslxJI
How are uma's perfectly engineered to be super adorable
>>555925084eugenics
>>555925084why did pretty derby do that
Mambo is A+The officers have taken over recruitmentThe revolution is nearly complete...
>>555925059>still A+
It’s called the Pretty Derby Scout because you’ll get many, many dupes of the protagonist, Ms. Pretty Derby.
>>555925084fat fucking retard
>>555923551Yeah
>>555925283What’s the next step of the master plan
>>555924941congratulations!none of my uma uniques activated at all..
>>555925298And it could've been my very first S rank URA uma, 2nd ever S rank period...
>>555925059don't you need 700 total between stam and guts to not die?
missing more skills due to only 13 races... but this looks like a pasa that maybe has a chance to win... at least she's not a powerlet...
>>555925398It will work, trust
>>555925084why is there a cake on speCHUD head?
387126363871263638712636round 2 sprint CM
>>555925336>you’ll get many, many dupes of the protagonist, Ms. Pretty Derby.ive yet to get spechud though
>>555925352We're crashing danchous plane—with no survivors!
>>555924159MORE WIT
>>555925398For capricorn? Like 200stam and guts is enough lol, that's why people have been saying to literally not worry about it.People do some guts training for dueling purposes since it's assumed everyone will be pretty close to max speed and power, so the guts will actually make a difference
>>555923894I got a Turf spark I guess
>>555925530I marked her as one of my aces
>>555925542Skillissue
>>555925546For real though where the hell is he? Who has time to go on vacation for an entire month?
>>555925625cake is for trial cm horse, yes
>>555925542Your Summerchud?
>>555925398Bwo you can survive on like 1 stam and 200 guts
>>555925652danchou has 29 members slaving away to pump him full of carats. the savings enable him to live like a king in a SEA shithole.
>>555925652rich people?
>>555925714no thats hachimi
>>555925808hachimi is for cm confirmed
>>555925532BAKUSHIINround 3 final round635655086356550863565508
>>555925532>groundwork paceFalco save me, I don't want to make a front please be more popular.
>>555925879no thats carrot
>>555925652If I ever go on vacation for a month or more, I'm handing my danchou title off to one of my members and then taking the sacrificial kick
>>555925808>>555925879hachimi is for daily
>>555923075you're kind of fresh on the block toreina-san, are you comfy with the mid60s range of S-rank?>>555924304we only had one reserved anon and he's in. you can just post id again you know, if you applied days ago your post was probably hours and hours after my recruitment one anon. . .>>555924926no discord here anon, I can get you a spot
>>555925652My headcanon is he doesn't feel the game anymore because his club that meant to be a chill club is becoming a bit tryhard or sweat for him.
>>555925894Pasakeks...
>>555925970daily what?daily pump?
>>555925929carrot is too mixed up because it was the only one we had for a while i don't use it for anything new
If I'm running a Falco and a Curren, is making a non-groundwork Pace Pasa a bad idea?
It's February. How are you celebrating Chestnut History Month, /uma/?
>>555926037shut up /v/turd
>>555926071
>>555925727yeah but shes sexy there, so its ok
https://twitter.com/antyobi0720/status/2017976848836386875
>>555926045Groundwork Pasa is a witgod gaslight, it's his staple meme uma, you already need the planets to align to get a good Pasa run, you don't need groundwork added to that.
>>555926071I wonder what colorist food stereotypes umas have to sling as insults at each other
>>555926008I find it really hard to believe he went on a giant vacation adventure when he was never a high earner to begin with
Most of my favorite icons are just done based off of vibes and don’t mean anything.
>>555926045>running Falco and CurrenWait a minute that's illegal
>>555926071Ejaculating
>>555925894final round winnersthanks for joiningngl sprints are kind of a shitshow...
>>555926117fuck you
>>555925970daily is whoever it was last on it's hard to lose
>>555926227feminine hands typed this post.
>>555926219propaganda falling for I have
>>555926227Mine is just:>heart = parent>diamond = grandparent>shoe = TT/CM for that category>spade = milestones (first A rank, first S rank etc)
>>555926261The trick is to proc your skills and to hex your opponents so they dont proc theirs
Bros I'm not seeing El Pero Caca winning any of these lobbies
>>555926004i'm a day one player :ci don't farm that many fans cause all the clubs i was in never asked for much
this is the run
>>555926424Once you have 2-3 front Pasa losesYou need to deny her ult
>>555926301This is untrue.
>>555926517Not a good look tbqh
>>555926531post deck
>>555926531bwo? your unity cup?
>>555926165So ignoring GW and going with something similar to >>555925449 is grand then?Would make these runs a whole lot less frustrating, for sure... Was considering trying Taishin instead, but if no GW works, suits me.
M A R E SARES
>>555926589>Reddit Cup
>>555926550
Sex with Verxina
>>555926517>doesn't play the game>wants into a S clublole
Send fr*nch Hachimi
>>555926550>Not a good lookcringe
>>555926227I started organizing them to know what uma is doing what so I don't glue them by mistake.I have an icon for>CM veteran uma>current TT uma>general parent uma>favorite parent uma>CM candidate uma
>>555926343Mine is>Carrot = Pink 3*>Diamond = Pink 9*>Club = Blue 3*>Spade = Blue 9*>Heart = Pink 3* Blue 3*>Shoes = TT for Distance>Cake = Past CM horse>Choco Cake = Current CM horse>Rice = Rare sparks
Is ignited spirit pwr worth skill points
>>555926650Vodka, that's not how you act cool...
>>555926582Pow parents. Didn't expected to get THIS many Wit rainbows, so this was very much unexpected for me.>>555926589Trying to unfuck my old as hell and terrible TT teams, plus I noticed that I'm able to get a lot higher and consistent stat lines in URA.
>>555926820Only if it's +3 hints
>>555926820Not at the base price. It’s a good inherit.
>>555926623Yes, wit and power being the most important stats.Just pump your Pasa full of skills because she needs to win the midrace battle to activate Mummy into Plancha.
>>555926703but i do play... everyday...
>>555926813i've given up on marking inheritors i filter them or search the veterans dump
>>555922763sleepy falco
>>555926991"Logging in" is playing. Jesus how low have we dropped
>rank 53g-guys... I signed for a B+ club....
>>555926004sounds good, I'll reply again with my id after the public execution is over
what's the consensus on fuku in unity? actually a benefit?
>>555926343>Handshake = potential share depending on CM>Chocolate cake = CM ace>Shoes = parent for those distances>Carrot = turf parent>OJ = dirt parent
OH SHIDTHIS IS THE PASA RUN ANONS
>>555927091We need to go harder!!
>>555926004wtf didn't even reply to mine533242102667
>>555927074Red mares are always menheras
>>555927091>R53 on D1This is good. It means you have active players which is arguably more hard to find than fan farming autists
>>555926517that is okay anon. we've had good experiences with lower-fan toreinas in the past. do you know how to do a "fan run"? It's just a quick 20-minute fan-focused career that a lot of high-rank players use so they don't have to play all day when it's not convenient or time is limited. but of course you can also use them to rack up crazy fans. if you can do that you should be good to go!>>555924926sent you an invite anon
I want a Taiki hug too........
>>555926991Anon if neither of those clubs take you in by tomorrow, I sent you an invite to our club
This fat fuck waited until all mood up events were spent to trigger a mood down
>>555926874>>555926531
have B+ spot, reply
If I’m doing parent runs does buying the gold version of skills even give a benefit? Do some skills not become white sparks at all?
>>555927256Is there any reason you're avoiding my top earner? >>555927232i wanted to make sure he gets into a good home and he asked since that Malaysian teen poster.
>>555927108I hit MLB in 200 paid pulls + the free pulls and even on midrolls I'm hitting an extra 400-800 score. I don't really know how because it doesn't feel like she makes a difference during the run itself but the results are great
>>555927564gold skill gives you twice the odds of getting a spark of the white version
>>555927568>any reason you're avoiding my kittenLove club hopping season, always fun to read posts.
>>555922870663502262671I am the top earner, as you can see
what the fuckcards outside my deck are advancing through their event chain meanwhile the SSRs I'm actually running are nowhere near completion for the third borrow run in a row
The four kings have gathered...
>>555927765I want to make sure my members get homes they wanted. It's not like /uma/ club doesn't already have the history of taking in our previous members.
>>555927564https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q3IJKbtkplmuY-PAJMNjYiLtasv0eU0aIBEqp8_C3tgGolds have a higher white chanceEvery legacy that has the white gives you a higher chance to get a white of your own, iirc amount of stars shouldn't matter just that they existSame goes for scenario sparksAlso if you're doing say, front parents then skip wit bourbon because her hints are unironically dogshit, early lead is cheap enough already and you're taking her card on aces anyways. You'll probably have cards with better golds or hints.
>>555927256i do knowi'll do my best since i already have my 3 aces for the next cm
>>555927765>>555927936IS THAT A C-C-C-CLUB DRAMA?!?!FINALLY
>>555927927
>>555928051No hard feelings from me. There's no loyalty in these guilds so I don't mind if they want to leave. But being ignored like this is way worse.
She's a bit of a powerlet... I'll still take her for a run though.Also, aesthetic career score.
>>555927232>>555927568>>555927846hold on hold on, I'm trying to catch up. I didn't see the original request for entry. not avoiding anyone.and if you wanted a sure transfer why didn't you call me on the phone? it's been ages since we spoke new umaoo dancho! you should have read the guide from the previous cho!just give me a sec to go back and find the post.
>>555927256>>555927232Danchou lemme reunite with the guy from the feeder club
>>555926981Cool, will go with that instead then. Cheers!
>>555928187>turf S sprint SExplode
>>555927927I'm forgotten...
>>555928187Also yes shut up I took Dodging Danger because I am fucking stupid and thought it was a Sprint skill without reading it.
NATHANI KNOW YOURE HERE READING THISSHOW YOURSELF
>>555928187Dodging Danger is a Front Runner skill.
>>555928462>>555928371
Finally
3* POWER surely
>>555928371
>>555928187Deck and inspiration? Having trouble getting power up most of the time.
>>555928541>stamina*2 (it was seeded to be *3 but you didn't get 600)
>>555928539Umating
>>5559285412* stam
>double circle>all sprint >cant get a sprint A from my past 8 runs
>>555928187Sorry but my 15,000 exact Uma will be gutsing her way to victory, not yours.
>>555928789guts KING
>>555928539>with 18 umamusumeAnon is a slut, a whore even.
>>55592861511 Sprint 6 Turf, and 12 Power 3 Speed.
>>555928789Bwo your speed
Teio smug...
>>555928902my punny wife luna-chan and our daughter teio
I teared up a little. These hot springs scenes always get me.
>>555928667>>555928707You know I would've taken this if it avoided the rest of this absolute disaster.
Is this the max amount of followers?
>>555929067holy crap Lois
>>555928868Thanks. Might try Ardan myself instead of just relying on inspiration. Think mine's 2/3LB.
>>555928876Guts boost will fix it trust the plan
>>555928212> there's a dancho hotline> you're not in it
>>555929012kingu!
>>555929297>he's not in the danchou cartelNgmi
>>555929297hehe
No matter how I try to approach, minmax cards, it all boils down to me having subpar parents.Probably El is the best candidate to have a power parent, if I plan on using pace chasers and fronts, right?
no l*sbians in this academy des!!
>danchous have a secret discordI'm an officer let me in
>>555929067wow
>>555929491bbbbbbbbbbbbbbased
>>555929497We trade players like the NBA draft
>>555929497>officerLole
Tama takes the tissues from the cafeteria home>concerned_oguri.jpg
>>555923664Train Stego.Marry Stego.I'm not gluing anyone, there is not a single Uma that deserves it.
>>555928876Bono has a larger model so she takes less steps to cover the same distance
>>555929491When do we get umas racing in their casual outfit
>omg danch...shut the fuck up unfunny niggers
YEAH
>>555929719Oh so that's why haru loses the Arima
Uma**o has discord but you have to say the magic word to get in
>>555929784Nice
Found out Spechud's great grandaughter, Epic Queen, is a CHESTNUTTER. How embarrassing for her.
>>555927232>>555927568Okay. I found my old recruitment post! >>555714037 There is no ID reply from the umaoo anon.Nobody got ignored.Nobody got promised a spot that didn't get one.Nobody got shafted.The one anon that DID reply with ID got in!I'm going to invite the umaoo anon over >>555927980 this time just so there's no hard feelings. But >>555927980 should join you guys and he can join /Uma/ Club next month if there's room and he's comfy with higher requirements than your 40m.
nyo... I hate double banners...
>>555929773I will fawn over my danchou whether you like it or not
How bad is it to bring a sprint B to CM?I've done so many runs and gave up so many runs but still no sprint A in sight
>>555929817is it... please? is it... suck cock faggot homo?>>555929831cute
>>555929817IRC actually. It's open to everyone if you can locate the channel on rizon
>>555929831I always think of those little biscuits when I see her
>>555929931at this point just make a natty A sprint uma anon
Just a little farther!
>>555929931You still get rewards for placing in finals group B :)
>>555929931B distance is unacceptable if you had any desire of wanting to win, it literally handicaps you 20% off the speed stat
>>555929931If only there was a way to run the Sprint CM that didn't involve autistically mutating someone that isn't made for sprints
>>555930085I will become a Mejiro Maker
>>555930138niceu.
>>555930085PAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>555930085lovey dovey baby making with palmer
>>555929874>uma**o is basically a /uma/ club overflowLmao
>>555929931not-A distance is lethal because it affects your top speedthe only thing you can pass with B attitude is running style because you can just blame RNG for bad witcheck luck
cm9 73830527
>>555930080nyo>>555930153>>555930225Guess back to grinding for me. I'm changing my tactics to my own parents instead of borrows so at least I can give up consistently >>555930308I like bringing my favorites rather than the meta for CMs. I've done this since CM1 I'm not breaking it just because my favorite isn't meant for sprint or dirt
>>555930308Well I'm masturbating to Kitasan now
>>555930308it's a shame that an appealing crotch and panty area is a sign of ai. ningen fartists are actually that bad at it
So cool...
I know your sins.
>>555929876I got nothing off the free pull then Ayabe on the next tenner. I wish d*ck pulling wasn't so soul crushing. (picrel after 170 rolls)
>>555930616
>>555930085They look 30 and bisexual
>>555930085someone post the Palmer webm
is this a random uma or can you choose whoever you want?
>>555930085Grandma and her daughter
>>555930085high rise jeans are gaythereI said it
>>555930854>he thinks there's choice in gacha
>>555930854It's a paid selector
for me, it's when Tama goes chochochoi
>>555930493>Nobody joinedHere's a sexy eye-catching imagenow join
>>555924926You have an invite out. Please confirm anon. I'm getting confused lmao>>555923075You, dear friend, may get in if patient but the above anon was already told yes. I said in my last post about you maybe trying Umaoo but you can wait a minute to make sure it's 100% full first.
Despite the missing turf, does this deck seem okay for NY Haru?>both free ssr rolls were 9 r's and 1 dupe sr
>>555931015Do not use my wife to advertise
>>555930854Random, but there'll also be a free SSR selector and both a paid 3 star selector and SSR selector. uma.moe only lists banners, not new store stuff.
this thread drama is brown tier
>>555930854You did save your paid carats instead of buying the daily, right?
>>555931160This is the only reason I visit /uma/ on the 1st
>>555931015That's my Wife City
>>555931117>>555930854Selectors are more down the line no
>>555931060explain using the yeppers card over another wit card
>>555931042that's okay >>555927980 that's methank you, i'll see tomorrow once i'm out of clubless limbo
>>555930854random but it's worth the gamble unless you're indian
>>555931107gomenasai
>get the best pre-debut I've ever had>immediately get this
is it really worth it to farm 50m fans for a measly 10 pull...
>>555931379I read that as unfappable
What are the best dirt umas for TM? I have Oguri, Agnes Digital, El Condor Pasa, Haru, and NY Haru to work with. Is NY Haru better enough than normal Haru to warrant including her? Or should I stick with Oguri, Digital, Pasa?
>>555931450I think about it in terms of time invested.I can set aside the 30 hours a month of extra fan runs to get S+ rank, or I can take 1 hour of overtime and buy the carat difference.
>>555931450I play the game an naturally get 60M
>>555930854random 3* for 1500 is pretty good value if you have a small roster (i.e. are not a degenerate)much better value than 1500 for a random SSR
I swear the NHK Mile Cup is just a cointoss if you beat it
>>555931560
>>555931450I don't farm fans, I just join high ranking clubs to subsidize my parent botting
>>555931638t. Lost to Taiki
>>555931704insanely based
>>555931042I'd like to join but don't think it's possible to accept an invite while waiting to be kicked from my current club, which has yet to happen because danchou is asleep for a few more hours
>>555931450One Maru run is 1 million, stop making excuses.
>>555930493
>>555931314he just told you selectors dont appear on the timeline
>>555931638
>>555931783It would be faster to quit and eat the cool down
>>555929867Spe's son is actually in the japanese royal guard.
>>555931450Takes real courage to ask this when it's barely 1 AM in Indonesia
>>555931450I gain 50m monthly and I'm not even inside an S and above club
>>555931883Unless his danchou is in a coma it probably isn't
>>555931680Just because she's brown, doesnt mean you must force her into dirt!
>>555932049You assume the danchou is willing and not keeping him hostage.
>>555931317No reason, I was curious after a few unsuccessful/low runs. The previous ones were with 1lb fm or mlb riko
>>555930908You know what anon? YOU'RE gay.
cm9 24703057
>>555931450nigger just play the game, I made 45m fans this month and I play both global and jp, of course my jp club gets more attention, and I still was able to get 45m to stay in A+ comfortablyjust play the fucking game retard
>>555931830I don't have Maru and 1 run takes more than 40 minutes because I'm not using hacheatmi
>>555932280playing only uma all month sounds miserable, my condolences
>rolling for fuku bricked should have saved for good cards that last longer than 4 months
There is no image of Sakura Chiyono O that could make my dick hard.
>>555931625>>555931343gonna add ulala+opera o soon so I don't think it's worth it for me
>>555932101Not my fault Japanese only enjoy colonizing yellow people
>go on umamoe for a fuku card borrow>first one has this as their clubmambros... they're stealing our image...
>>555931450I want to extract the maximum amount of carrats
>>555932381ntr isn't on banner though
>>555931317It has relevant skills and is honestly not bad in the guts pantheon. Especially since Ulala can't use her own card.
>>555932381I already luckshitted 2 and there's no guarantee I'll still be playing in 4 months...
>barely any rainbows on speed, near to nothing on wit>otherwise the run went pretty alright>gets butt fucked hardcore at the finalsaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>555932419Let's be honest.What's $20 when compared to all you've spent so far.
>>555931905at least she can be proud of one of her descendants
>>555932217turns out perfect procing oyl is enough to just win lol
>>555930586The coolest uma.
host it again mambro
>>555932217That's my kingu!
>>555932614I didn't spend as much as you think because I rerolled for kitasan and only rolle for umas for months
>>555932381fuku is a great card for when your deck is already good and you want to gamble, especially since the next pal card is shit and she acts a bit like one
>>555932354as opposed to playing what? highguard? okay retard
>>555932543https://youtube.com/watch?v=ukiVia-nDwk?si=bYstVQuUtQSwBuE5
>>555931905name of that guard horse?
Is this one of the best card for parent farming? Reduces the chance of losing early races
I will joint the next room
>>555932795i'm only playing uma until ashes of creation releases then i'm outta here.
>>555932832bite me try hard
cm9 28371940
Mambot
>>555932893the only early races that matter for parent runs are asahi/fillies/hopeful and those are easy to win in URA at least
474659784746597847465978
>>555932949https://gameriv.com/ashes-of-creation-mmo-shuts-down-following-layoffs-and-leadership-exit/
>>555931783that's okay anon, just wait for him to wake up and kick, it's the easiest>>555931318got it, hopefully we don't lose someone in like 2 days from now and you're already enrolled elsewhere. it's such a pain when that happens>>555931450some people want to play the game a lot farming parents, making aces, etc. it's when you luck into getting a whole group that wants to do the same thing that it's really worth it because then it's just something for what you were going to do anyway.
>>555933035>hopeful stakes is easy to winYou forgot your smug oguri pic
>>555933035yeah, if I focus on speed/power I can usually hit 300-350 on each, which is enough to reliably take victory when your uma isn't retarded
>>555932949
>>555932481Mambo is full of Russians?
>>555932616The whole Maruzensky family lineup is made up by pretty good horses.>>555932848Yukino Dream
>>555930085I prefer Bright over those Mejiros
>>555933276in URA? yes unless you don't have the aptitude in which case fuku won't save you
did the banwave finally drop?
>Sweepy MIA for 5 days>Comes back with a ton of updates/upgradesWhat a guy>555933032But they said mambo has no bots... also take your meds no one cares
>>555933035if you do not cram every G1 you can into your parent, youre doing something wrong
>>555932949you should check ashes latest news, they announced some stuff
>>555933364ask next month
Fuku is a whale card imagine dumping all your carats into trying to mlb (she's only good at mlb) a fucking energy saver with only 10% race bonus
>>555933276>>555933354I've been running king with all distances except sprint at B for GP farming and all g1s up to kikuka sho were quite prone to jobbing before fuku...
>>555933354who farms parents in URA? Aoharu is much better for parent farming>more skills>more stats>more SPand if you beat Bitter Nigger and Little Cracker you get even more skills. I like the Aoharu spark too, it's a nice bonus that compliments your build better than the URA spark.
>>555932795>game knowledge so limited he only knows slopthat's unfortunate
>>555933464Fuku is going to be solid for MANT and dead afterwards.
does any acceleration other than NSM even matter in this stupid sprint cm
>>555933364I wish
>>555933464smug oguri not needed
My Uma Wife tier list based on careers I played.SS: Manhattan Cafe (the /x/ uma #1; summon demons, talk with ghosts and achieve enlightenment together), Matikanefukukitaru (the /x/ uma #2; a bit of a larper but fun, screamer)S: Agnes Digital (fun, cute, passionate, can perfectly cosplay any other uma), Agnes Tachyon (the alchemist, very fun, needs maintenance), Symboli Rudolf (sweet, calm, intelligent with some fun added), Mayano Top Gun (fast learner, good relationship with father; can be groomed into a perfect wife), Vodka (an actual tomboy)A: Silence Suzuka (perflat, feminine; not for broken wretches), Air Groove (cooks, cleans, grows crops, will get your shit together), Rice Shower (the daughterwife), Maruzensky (the hagwife; can cook, clean, drive and dance), Narita Taishin (rough but reliable, gamer), Taiki Shuttle (retard moe, for breeding and establishing an incestous dynasty on a rancho)B: Super Creek ( if you want babies or if you are a baby), Mejiro McQueen (good upbringing and deliciously flat but boring), Daiwa Scarlet (breeding sow with a little bit of spice; if you are too scared of Air Groove), Grass Wonder (if you are into writings of Yasunori Kawabata and/or into kobudo you can be happy pretending to be Japanese together), Nice Nature (plain wife; if you are desperate for a quiet 'normal' family life or you are into reverse abuse pastas), El Condor Pasa (fun and spicy until she gets old, fat and loud)C: King Halo (if you strip away mommy issues and a game of pretend, just a plain normie wife is left, just go for Scarlet), Mejiro Ryan (boring, maybe if you are a gymrat), Haru Urara (daughterwife for asexuals or abusers), Special Week (dumb boring breeding sow from the country), Winning Ticket (loud and annoying), Sakura Bakushin O (she's not interested)D: Oguri Cap (plain and boring, lol food), Gold Ship (wild and unpredictable, for degenerate schizos)E: Curren Chan (attention whore and a succubus, will ruin you)F (reserved for Falco)
>>555933378>/vg/'swhat a nigger
>>555933563nsm is like the worst and least consistent option this cm, so yeah.
>>555933563Meticulous measures , plan X, turbo sprint, rushing gale, head on, pasa and mummy creek
>>555933563You've named pretty much the only one that doesn't matter
>>555932976>Computer won't recognize phone anymoreWell fug. Sorry for the lack of real summary.
>>555933537i guess she would be good for unity farming since she's also a scenario link
>>555933563NSM is ass in sprint cm lol, final corner spreading means it will never procPasa/Hcreek ults, Turbo Sprint, Rushing Gale, Head-on for pace, OYL for late, Spurt for end are the accels you want
>>555933695/v/ seething
>>555932795I'm playing Nioh 3 =)
>>555933464you fuckers already made me skip biko, your gaslight's not working this time
>>555933378t. mambo botter
>>555933556>slopif you think uma is slop, why are you here then faggot
>>555933882>skip bikoWe did you a favor. Get FM instead.
smart falcon cant start a career with turf A right
>>555923565>>555924138/Uma/ Club danchou I WANT THIS ONE get him! If you don't I'll self destruct and take you all with me
>>555933895t. seething turd
>>555933978Yes she can
>>555933723>Meticulous measures, plan X
>>555933708>>555933731>>555933857go to a room and say that again when the winner will only have NSM
>>555933840What makes scenario link card good? I never think about it
>>555933969>he really couldn't think of another game besides highguard shame
>>555934034Drop ID of message in club for proof
>nice nature, bakushin, fine motion, super creek, kitasan>nah bro I saved for fukuB R I C K E D
>>555933673any man placing Agnes Digital over Kingu in a wife ranking ought to be shot
So are clubs actually recruiting right now or not? Mine is full of flatliners, dropping in the ranks, and Danchou hasn't even logged in for days.
Ran Digitan like a rented muleLoser couldn't win all her racesWaaaa skin condition Waaaa triple mood down I need to bully her harder
>Noo you can't take that it's a gambling skill it isn't consistentBwo this is uma racing not chess
Oh I actually ended up one dupe over, felt bad cleating it after swiping
>>555934135In this case? You get less umas to feed on start and your stat ranking is average of all umas.Then more umas show up and inherit the inflated statline.
This 10 pull looks good but is useless, right?I have a friend's maxed Matikane I've been using and I only had 1 copy of Rice and Biko before this so they are still too weak to use over maxed SR? Also my Cleat shop is still sold out even though it's Feb and I bought items in Jan and I got no rewards from my Club rank being upgraded.
>>555934237Yes >>555922740
>>555934237Read the thread stupidTons of em
>>555934237Umao is and if you perform well you can transfer to /uma/ club
>>555933276It actually is though, the mile ones the turn before are the ones that most constantly fucking my ass.
>only clubs recruiting are full of dramaim nyoooticing
>>555934237Yes HonseFun is recruiting >>555924423
>>555934135in unity, non-pal scenario link is good because you'll get better umas joining your team and raising your facility levels earlieri think scenario link on pal cards just increases their energy restoration and stat bonuses a bit, it's not that significant
>>555934473That's how you know they're not full of flatliners
>>555934275>cards aren't good before MLB thus if i don't MLB it within a single ten-pull then the results are meaninglessyou some kinda retard or something, anon?
>>555934259I've gotten nothing but Admire Vagina and a handful of SR's I already have MLB. It's so fucking over for my broke ass.
>>555934505Scenario link adds 20 percent to doubles related events, like Riko dates and random four linked support events.Fuku gives 10 wit normally via event, when linked its 20 wit/10 skill points. Interestingly green woman wasnt a link in URA
>>555934275Shops reset in 3.5 hours. 1LB Rice is still a maestro dispenser, Biko I've no clue on.
>>555934473all nyo posters love drama tho
>>555934275Newfags get shafted
>>555934259why dont you people wait for the free pulls to end
>>555934034I already said yes to the Almond Eye enjoyers though? Sorry?
>>555934598lol lmao
>>555934237Umadash might have a few spots once danchou opens the fucking game
First time I get 2 banner SSRs in the same 10 pull, glory to free pulls
>>555934741>>555934275Biko is golden sprint accel 0 friendship brick. In actuality its second best speed around at MLB.
>>555934758It's only 50 free pulls (40 now), no shot I'm getting even 1 other Fuku, and I'm close to the 2nd spark so I'd rather get an Ayabe
>>555934783/uma/ club back to poaching?This is the drama I come to see!
All my club members went to the store to get cigarettes today?
>>555934820>Line is literally flat for half a monthUhh danchou??
>>555934923only losers smoke cigarettes these days, anon.so, yes.
If your danchou doesn't log in at reset, do they truly deserve to be danchou?
>>555933196
>>555934923They all went to get some Betel nuts
>>555935072What's Betel nuts
>>555930425I had actually talked with the previous umaoo danchou about an eventual merge and if he comes back it would actually be pretty funny and cool if he hung out in /Uma/ Club for a month before going back to umao. The problem is there's too many S-rank anons for 1 club but not enough for two. I specifically DONT want us to be the "upgrade path" and would never joink any member in the middle of the month when it would screw a rank up, but understandably any anons wanting S/S+ are going to jump at monthly-reset if there's room.>>555934319lol this is funny but you've gotta stop anon
REMINDER if you get nothing good in your 50 free rolls it means you MUST roll to spark you've banked all your banner luck so the next pulls will be UMAzing
I always shitpost and read comments here while doing runs and this half Energy event is killing me. I gain back anywhere between 5-10 energy by the time I finish a run. I have to play for hours to drain my energy to zero
>>555934820>can clearly tell when the one anon forgets to turn off his bot
clublist anon died
How do I know where to find how many fans I make per month?
>>555935260Good fuck drama. Thread is unusable on the 1st.
>>555935138Suck and fuck on it
>>555935281Danchou will know and shall notify you worry not :)
>>555935281look up your club on chronogenesis
>Nice Nature can't use her own support card to get OYL>Super Creek can't use her own support card to get fat stamina rainbows>tfw I can't properly train either of my top 2 oshis
>>555934614Yes I'm retarded and I never pull for cards except during Kita-san and free rolls. I got very excited seeing so many rare cards but got a reality check when I calmed down and realized it doesn't charge things (for now).>>555934741>>555934873>3.5 hoursNeat. I assume 1LB Rice beats a 0LB Creek in a neutral situation where STA/POW numbers are met and all that's needed is Maestro?>>555934754Is there a way I can see how many fans I got the club to compare with others or is that a thing only the boss can see?
>>555935281Uma moe
>>555935364
>>555935138https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Areca_nutIts SEAnigger institutionalized drugs.
oh thats handy, they fully moved requests off of the chat, so they no longer clutter it
Godammit.I need to do more runs I need to make a good Stego for LoH, give me 5 more rentals Cygames.
>there are people who aren't getting 60 free rolls on Fuku
>smug oguri and sloptubers are trying to convince you that this is a bad card
>>555935465Creek is easy, just use the MLB Dia you got from the first Kitasan banner :)
>>555934231slurp kingu sweaty thighs
>>555935482Every danchode hand makes an excel graph for the weekly danchou meet and greet
>>555935138Didn't you read Umineko?
>>555933880how is it? I thought the first one was alright but didn't play the secondt. videogame loving umamusume
>>555935560>powerits shit
>mlb ssr vodka with today's pulls>power cards aren't used for 4 years
>>555935729but when's it's coming out
>>555935560It's pretty mid, yeah
>>555935560Vega is my new Taishin borrow.
>>555935665I've enjoyed it quite a bit, but I love the other two games. Demo is free so it can't hurt to give it a try and see how you feel.
>>555935550Mambo was A+ last month, but we're going to be S this month. You may as well update this now and save yourself some time. Also may as well stick Autis/uma/ down in A so you don't have to edit twice.
>>555935809After EoS
>>555935560Power is a dead stat past 800 so its not a priority you reach it naturally training speed.A single skill can give the equivalent of 500 power. You're actually better off witmaxxing for that exact reason. More skills + Activating more of them will win every single time.
>>555935560okay for now but straight into the trash once CB wit comes out
building for sprints is annoying skills that were never good are now good and skills that were always good are now bad i have to rewire my brain
I love Kawakami Princess and intend to date her with marriage in mind
>>555935538>rentalNO DON'T VF WILL GO ON ANOTHER MELTDOWN AND GIVE HIS "TWO CENTS" WHY RENTAL BAD
>>555935560hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm wow nice power cardnow let's see debut vodka ssr
>>555935863List anon is in autis/uma/
>>555935570>pulled 0 kitasan and 0 dia in 200 pulls from the banner in july
>>555935863botting overtime now
>>555935963>here are my (third world/worthless) two centsa singular of my european cents is worth a trillion of yours, your opinion worth SHIT
>>555935904To further add to this take a look at current /jp/ meta. If you don't proc fast learner during career your run is actually bricked. Stats barely matter anymore its all about skills.
>>555936039Tell her to remove Mambo from the list for botting
>>555935947I love Kawakami Princess and will draw tictactoe on her forehead and bully her with doodling until she comes home!
>>555935963Doesn't he have colleges to flunk?
>>555935863dancho please...... I signed up for a B+ club... i cant take this grind....
>>555935963He's an idiot because the entire point of rentals is to help new people get into the game while not running a bunch of 0* SSR/SR/R.But also no the rental that's shown there is borriwng other Uma not rental decks.
>>555935860didn't know there was a demo, thanks. do you create your own character like in 2? I think my friends liked 2 better than 1 because they could make waifus instead of playing as Anjin. it's also cool when you can carry the demo stuff over to the main game, which I think you could do with 2
>>555936209We will become number one
>>555936157Doesn't this mean Mayano is amazing in JP? Or is there a more reliable way to get fast learner in JP.>>555936210Actually those guys wanted to play MANT in JP with new accounts so it is a rental deck.
>>555935963
>>555935435Huh. Do people really struggle with making minimums? Just do all 3-5 borrows.
>>555936039All the coolest anons are in fact in Autis/uma/, which is currently recruiting, by the way.
>>555936430based oguri rabi
fuku has an ugly haircut and dresses like a poor person
>>555936430>>555935963>>555936138uhhh you cant comment on the scenario without playing it
>>555936367>Doesn't this mean Mayano is amazing in JP?Yes
>>555936209you're not really in Mambo, but I am, joined in September. It's been fun having most everyone get in on the joke to reach A+, but if it weren't for the top three or four earners, we'd be at B+ still. And we'll probably sink back down once the excitement subsides.Danchou doesn't want an S club, as demonstrated by his own fancount.
>>555936367I'm talking about the original post >>555935538 here. This is for borrowing Uma, not rental decks.
>>555936560>Danchou doesn't want an S club, as demonstrated by his own fancount.Danchou doesn't even want to play the game anymore by that metric.
>>555936170I'll have to clean her forehead and give her a kiss there then!!!
>>555936434Some people skip days or waste a lot of energy. desu unless you're in an S/S+ club you will easily hit the quota just playing normally everyday
>>55593556020 TE at MLB is good for some niche umas when you lack power but need a roaming card, maybe long races that make you use stamina sparks.But the low specialty makes it slightly worse than Helios SR MLB, or Vodka at 1LB. Vodka is still the best power card, maybe Rice MLB is as good as it since it gives maestro.
Sprint CM is no longer about the statlineIt's about going into Unity and luckshitting enough skills, but boy is my luck bad
>>555936654He doesn't even pop up in chat anymore danchud's checked out. It's only a matter of time
>>555936654perish the thought he goes on vacation and ignores his phone, right? He told us in the club chat, you absolute imbecile.
Any S clubs recruiting? Don't really care for S+ and S++
>>555936654Soon the power will be shifted
>>555931830I just pulled her yesterday. What is your setup?
>>555935560I'll keep using my pasa thanks
>>555936893No it's all A+ shitters around here
>>555936157Please tell me there are ways to proc it more often. I almost never get it, it has to be like 1/20
>>555936893Nope not enough autists to grind for S. Even Umaooo has fallen.If you want a /vg/ club you have to queue for /uma/ club or join a random.
>>555936560sweepy is carrying mambo
>>555935560You are only going to bring a power card in parent runs, or in mile or medium CMs for powerlet umas. Her hints suck so forget about bringing her to parent runs. If you want a power statstick, you are better off bringing Vodka or Bobo (one less chain event)Plus that would stop you from bringing her guts SR which is meta in the next scenario
>>555935550>>555936479>>555935863>list is in common-use alphabetical order>Autis/uma/ planned this all along to sit at the top of the list>if they get S they will be listed above /Uma/ ClubQuick Mambo Danchou, change the name to A_Mambo!
>>555937072>telling lies on the internetanon, that's WRONG
AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>555936992>>555936893In theory there could be another S club if the top 4 of every A+ made a new club, but no one will do this due to various reasons.
>>555937056>Please tell me there are ways to proc it more oftencry and pray mon dieu
cm9 status?
You wouldn't have sex with Oguri
>watch audition stories>the director told Grass' VA you are speaking japanese but you don't sound really japanese>she gets to voice Grassheh
>>555937276I have 10 different dobers I want to enter/10
>>555937276Working on grandparents...
>>555935550Thanks as always for keeping this updated!
>>555937056>it has to be like 1/20I proc it far less than that
>>555936904Get her Medium and Long aptitudes to A and run all G1s and as many G2s as you can while not neglecting the stats too much.
>>555936157Wasn't the onsen scenario so OP that you didn't even need Fast Learner because you max out all your skills anyway? Or did they end up nerfing it?
>>555937381Do your job
>>555937335Make the weeb the least Japanese sounding girl
>>555937276I thought I had a lot more time to prepare. Now I'm stuck with shitty blue sparks and praying to roll ignited pwr and/or highlander during inspiration
>>555936893/Uma/ Club still recruits for S as a minimum (not S+) so you can go there and get S+ half the time anyway but they're full for now.
>>555937315Oguri wouldn't have sex with me. I am a fat repulsive piece of shit with a terrible personality and no female will ever have sex with me.
>>555937448I have a job?
>>555937521Yeah so not recruiting. I guess randoms it is cause you fucks all can't organize another S rank club.
>>555937276I have a subpar turf S groundwork pasa that wins lobby sometimes. I want to make her more perfect but the thought of going through the grueling sprint B loop is filtering me
>>555937315I would...
>>555937704do it yourself
>>555937704organize it yourself nigger
>>555937056in MANT you can buy it from the shop but i'm guessing it isn't always availablei assume future scenarios also have mechanics making it easier to get, if it's that important
>>555937558You just have to change your view on life and your personality will start reflecting that
>>555937704You would need to merge a couple A+ clubs and handpick some gems hidden in B+/A clubs to get another S club in hereWhich is not gonna happen because danchous wouldn't let that happen
>>555937704we touch grass over here
>>555937960I don’t want to deal with S Rank.
I got 21,663 free carats last month
guys, GUYS, EVERYBODY STFUi need to lock in
>get hint lvl cards>they fucking give me statsI'm already reminded why I fucking hate training for CMs
what if i just fucked bourbon huh, what then? what if i just fucked her right there on the turf. what the fuck would tazuna do about it.
>>555937882you canBUYfast learner in MANT? holy shit what was all the hate for, give me MANT now
>>555937335
>>555937704>joining rando normalfag clubskek have fun when this happens to you a few hours before tallying, retard
>>555938327I would quit the game if my danchou was this retarded
Digital is so weird manshe's surprisingly normal when you're with herbut she's clearly a weirdo
>>555938259It barely shows up, it's still RNG bwo
>>555938468I would quit if my danchou was brown
>>555934231Digitan is your best friend not your wife/girlfriend.
>>555937276Phoning it in
>>555938514More likely than you think.What club
>>555938259It takes 5 seconds to load the shop and you have to open it every turn or miss the FL item
Anyone lending out Ines guts? I wanna do funny guts builds
>>555938616Mambo
>>555938530This is true.Digitan's love is for Dober only
renting ines guts
anus fujin
>>555938870
Have a cheat sheet for the future
any of these worth taking? idk if angling is good in sprints
>>555938968If you remove the hat, the body goes limp.
Saw a guy bringing this to an open lobby. Urara and Falco turf S and Teio sprint S.Some people just enjoy the MUTATING game.
anus digitan
>>555939046None of them are good for this cm
ines rents herself out for good price
FINE I'LL TAKE MY FRIEND POINTS SOMEWHERE ELSE
kinguthat is all
>>555939069Mutating adds a new layer of gamblingSince max speed is pretty much guaranteed if you're not retarded, I think people like to mutate this CM
>>555938753
>>555939172
Which clubs are brown and have a SEA danchou besides Mambo?
>>555939172kingu!
thoughts on sprint daska?insane high roll but i just can’t hit those godforsaken sprint sparks
mambo
>>555939386>sprint bkeep working on it, you also need at least 3 or 4 more white skills
>>555939046Suzuka ult MIGHT help you with speed carryover on that tiny straight before late-racebut that's itnot something you want to spend 160 points on
>>555939469>3 or 4 more white skillswhat do you recommend?
>>555939172I love her and her daughter
>>555939645Running more races.But on skills, cheap ones like meticulous measures, countermeasure, sprint corners/sprint straights are good midrace. Or the good ol' THH.
>>555939763my face goes there
>massive kentucky tits are once again the queen of paces
it feels like theres some mechanic which makes end closers less likely to enter pace down than latesends have been crushing every lobby i've seen them show up, they're passing pacers before the spurt even starts
How does Falco keep losing?
>>555940085>sprintYou cannot be serious
>>555939204It's the only one where you can feasibly try without ensuring a total failure on the actual race
Rape Taiki
Super creek nursing handjob
>>555939850No it's just newest uma is the best uma
>>555940227My wife does not like this
>>555939807i almost got thh instead of slipstream but i wasn’t sure if i had enough midrace skillsi’ll do today’s borrow runs and settle with this if i can’t get something better because i really need to make the other aces
>>555940168why do people keep pitting smart falcon and currenchan against one another? Is there some real life horse beef I'm unaware of? I don't think I've seen them interact before in game
It only counts as mutating if you start with base F/G affinity. Otherwise it's just a run with the legacies you should be using anyway.
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really realy really really really really really realy relaly realy really really really really really really really really really really really realyl really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>555940175Meanwhile, Stay Gold
I think my danchou might have clinical depression
>>555939835RIP
>>555940168dense motherfuckers this is why you get raped
>>555940531right here
>>555940523I have clinical depression and I'm a danchou but maybe I'm not your danchou
If S clubs are so hard, what is /uma/ club doing that is so right?
>spin 26>still no 6th rewardWhat the fuck is this
>650 speed going into classic summer>ogurin has already jobbed 2 G1s
>>555940690hehe...
>>555940690Their Danchou's doing a good job tardwrangling and hosting events
can someone explain to me why fuku is so good in mant?
>>555940645>gets raped>"Ah I see, they're stressed out! As a trainer I should be more strict so they won't incur in this behavior again!"
>>555940523I have clinical depression but I try not to show it for the morale of the clubThe first week of club recruiting always gets me extremely anxious and stressed out
>>555940768>eventsthats cygames jobi just purge the dead and check recruitst.B+
Only time I see her winning is when she got rushed, who needs an ult when the game gifts you FREE speed.
>>555940768So that's it.Every danchou is missing ERP Fridays
>>555940802>clinical depressionJust don't get sick so you don't end up there
>>555936521The moment a person shows to have an absolutely disgusting personality, I could hardly give less of a fuck for what they have to say.The only time you're "allowed" to have a dog shit personality is when you have a ton of skill in a SPORT(!) that fucking matters, not in a fucking video game or a gacha. And even then it's "cringe" and retarded.
>>555940952What happens on ERP fridays
>>555940838>you'll never have sex with digitan using a mask of her favorite umas
The jews are preventing me from having thishttps://files.catbox.moe/mgmpq0.png
>>555941048a bunch of greasy chubby guys type sexually at one another and some jack off.
>>555940676
>>555941213>>555940952Penis inspection is not required but facecam is
>>555941213Dober wrote this post
Which one of these should I max first?Or is it better to save for some future card/rewad?
Ara
>Club reached A rank2k carats towards my Air Shakur funds
>>555941213>some jack offI thought I was the only one
>>555940690dancou makes cute comics for the club
>>555941491release ze files
>>555941491Guild!?
>>555941332Brian is my GOAT cope welfare card. Had some great runs with it
>>555941491>club comicsim fucking sorry? even if it's slop, that's cute as shit what
>>555940690>carat giveaway events>weekly races>danchou draws comics of funny club happenings>very anti-bot so the members actually Interact>very anti-discord so the chat is active>every member is willing to give all their knowledge to each other on how to get fanruns done easily>monthly music playlist>no drama>danchou isn’t a flatliner>perfectly lucked into getting a friendly group of dedicated anons early on in releaseDanchou is too nice though. I think he should be meaner and villainous for the excitement of it
When is MANT released on global?
>>555941205based and canon
>>555941213you niggas are gay
>>555941491RELEASE ZE DISCORD LEAKS
>Taishin>10 careers>12 sprint stars>zero sparksalso>120 pulls >zero fuku>50 free pulls>no tamamoI fucking hate cyjews. Fuck them.
>>555941491>tfw your danchou isn't producing personalized, weekly hentai for the club
>>55594078310% race bonus (necessary for any card to be good in mant)In addition to that it's mostly the starting stats that make early races easier
UG1 Taiki is old news. Behold our centurial overlord!
>>555941875>Giga Pork
>>555941875>3 starts nearly maxxed>stam nearly 900 on topgod daaaaaaaaamn
5 borrows is too manyjust realised i haven't even spent one today, just yesterday's in progress career
>>555941875>Front, Pace, Late, Endalright, Free Spirit
>>555941875>Front Pace Late Savvylawl
>>555941689>>very anti-discordYou're not fooling anyone. It's almost impossible to do everything you've said without a discord.
>>555941875with a bit of better luck Opera could be turned into a godly medium TT umathis is just trash
>>555941875is this yours?
>>555941875post the piggu deck
>>555939850Isn't this just for the next LoH?
>>555942032It's an open secret.
>>555942113Isn't LoH the meta pvp gamemode?
Can JPniggers go back to their thread. Especially the FOTM staygold faggot
>>555942062You think someone from /uma/ could actually pull this off?>>555942070
she lost the Kikka Sho after this
>>555939850a toofpick changes everything
>>555941752the way our schedule is going, should be mid-march
>>555941689There's a few botters, it's likely acceptable since they interact in chat.
>>555940587It's simply unfair how sex they made Palmer.
>>555942287borrowing kitasan just to flex is pretty funny
>>555941332The Brian card is underrated with the 2 speed bonus, just make sure you bring some power sparks. McQueen is decent you can stop at 3LB. I've never used the Rice card. Suzuka is good for front parent farming apparently; I haven't done the new story yet so haven't used her.
>>555941689That sounds really fucking comfyMaybe I should do a Google Play gift card giveaway this Christmas or something. Or Steam, not sure what people use
>>555942287this is 2k bucks minimum btw
>>555942305>symbols I don't know>energy has numbersfinally a GOOD scenario
>>555938729lucky bsstard, your danchou is in fact a biological, 3DPD woman
>>555942557i mean what do you imagine training weights to be
test
>>555942413nothing more pathetic than a club not admitting they have botters
>>555942245Sorry, but he needs to keep me updated on his Stego love. It's of utmost importance to me.
Stegobro is cute
>>555942659Nothing can be done since no other S rank to contest
>>555937276>>555937512I just noticed it's 4 days earlier than uma.moe predicted
>>555942557>energy has numbersThat's something that JP implemented something like 3-4 months ago
>>555942764best grannies
>>555942657Pls dont get banned again.
>>555942630Phew, you smell like cow shit and curry buddy take a shower
so...when are cyjews mass-banning all these botters?
>>555942910bakana, it's not SEA hours rn
>>555941587>>555942449Is it better than MLB King Halo SR?Lack of RB and no useful whites is kinda frustrating
Finally the game gives me an off rate card that's good. Glad I didn't burn my selector to 1LB FineMo.
What pink sparks is best for next cm? Is sprint sparks useful this cm?
shut up teio in disguise
>>555941491>>555941678they're pretty cute slop, apparently he sketches them first and then points the slop machine at his doodles for color pic related>>555942032>>555942207>almost impossibledanchou figured out how to do everything in the most non-intrusive way. for example the playlist uses a 1 time link that members put their youtube link into.no account needed, no signups, no scoial media bs, you just copy and paste the link and he does the rest. it's all like that. i don't think he'd appreciate me leaking all the methods but you can believe it or not>>555942413ask me how I know you're not in the club, the danchou would kick them rank be damned if he knew anyone botted
>>555943289Turf > sprint if your a not a mutating freak.
>>555943171I'll take Things That Will Never Happen for $500, Alex
>>555942630@umagrok is this true?
>>555943313Ask me how I know you don't read previous threads. It's been proven that at least 2 members bot.
CM test9733 5750
>>555943313Thats really cute,i wouldnt mind dachou like that. What is your club again?
>>555942630>womanEwwEWWDisgustingI can't believe I share thread with a fucking homo
>>555940690I barely hit the quota and still got my $1000 paycheck+bonus
>>555942630So thats why Mambo can’t go 5 seconds without getting into drama
>>555943259I'd run King over Brian. Brian's good on 0% growth rates and your deck is poverty (no Kita & only SR speed cards).
>>555943640Good for you? You are a cog not the driver.
Sunday status?
>>555943751>I'd run King over Brianwhat the fuck that's murder
>>555943313>if he knew anyone bottedYeah that’s the thing, he wouldn’t know and obviously no one would admit it either lmao
>>555943813
>>555943813Not marvelous but not bad either
>>555941587Runs are so free when she wants to join guts early on or wit
>>555943813worst day since yesterday
>>555943503I will take your link to the posts providing undeniable proof anon.
>>555941332aren't we getting a crown shop thing or did I imagine itI haven't bought the suzuka cards because of that
>>555943523
I like how everyone treats urara like a baby but her trainer actually scolds her and drags her around when neededIt's like the trainer was prepared to be a fulltime dad
>>555944320at 1st anni
>>555943813overcouldn't sleep at all and now need to go to work>>555943926the sound wasn't loading but I still recognized the animation...
>>555944348>that top 4Nature is healing. Mutants should be sent to the sewers where they belong.
>win CM>get 2500 carets>month ends>mamboPrime sub gives me 2700 caretsdamn. being in mambo is literally more lucrative than winning CM. who knew.
Is there anyone posting here, who's NOT in Mambo!?
>>555944352>no extra pay for being an adoptive dad>no childsupport from tracen>no payment from her parents>no uma gf because full time dad>no human gf because full time dad>no uma wants to become his trainee because he's the trainer of the biggest jobber in tracen>no bitches at all>no anythingWhat was Urara-Trainer even thinking?
winning in a Falcolet room doesn't count
>>555944284I don't care that much, but like I mentioned it's pathetic to say you're not something without having good proof. >hehe I'm not bottingIs not really good proof.
>>555944676most mamboposting is larp
>>555943813Silenced.
Ikuno feet.
Making danchode happy~
>>555944692He wants to protect his child and that's all that matters faggot not all families are like yours
>>555922670
>>555944765Post the proof nigger, I didn't see the last thread and I'm curious too. Unless you're just a larping faggot.
Global doesn't have any sprinters I oshi at the moment so I have no choice but to mutate them
>>555940662NOOOOO SHE'LL CRUSH YOUR HEAD LIKE A MELON BETWEEN HER THIGHS NOOOOOOOO
Just realized I've been playing since day 1 and still don't have all the events for anyone.
>>555944873What deck and such do you use for a 1m fan run? Is there a list of recommended races?
>>555945079>list of recommended racesall of them and the ones with highest fans
Can you send invites to people that are currently in a club?
I'm too much of a poorfag so I have no choice but to mutate them
>>555944692Being a trainer and a dad for the love of the gameYou wouldn't get it
>>555945198I believe so
>>555945063you have to go out of your way to get some of themlike race fatigue, non-stop jobbing, curing debuff at shrine, getting "Normal" ending, and a bunch of secret events
>>555945198Yes. If, for example, you wanted an invite to Autis/uma/, the newest /uma/ club, you could reply to this post with your ID and we could send you an invite while you’re still in another club.
>>555945223wdym by thatair groove, bakushin, and halo are in your roster
>>555937276Have 2/3 built (Christmas Biwa and King) and am waiting for the all-uma banner to pull and build Taishin, though the thought of building Sprint Ticket keeps coming to mind but I don't know if I can pull that one off
>>555937276already done with aces but i'm trying to beat a giga highroll because there's nothing to do
I'm trying to decipher what the hell each column means on master.mdbmaybe I should first ask here if anyone has any documentation or guesswork on itI was reading through the skill data and the tag_id seems mostly straightforward except 403 is simultaneously power and lane movement and 406 is debuffs but it also includes rudolf's ult which is a velocity skill
>>555945445Bakushin is fine but training late surgers and actually expect them to win is hell without a gorillion sparks and many whale cards so they're as unviable to me as any front runner because they all need gw
>>555945361>>555945441Excellent thanks
>>555944692Urara is by far the cutest uma in the game ( inJP too)and my hecking daughterino. I want to protect and watch over her.
>>555937276it's been so much fun to build for4/5 of them suck but it's been fun
>>555944765>proof of NOT bottingyou freaking idiot. not-botting is the default so it requires no proof. do you want each member to record their gameplay for you?if you're going to claim>this anon is retarded enough to risk their account ban, hide from the other club members and danchou who would kick them outthen that's on youspecially when the 1 anon that was imitating the curren-avatarfag admited he made it up for the funny
Is it even worth making a NY Opera grandparent now in URA, or should I wait for MANT
>>555945445you would have to pay me money to willingly use air groove in CM
>Sweep 3LB to MLB>SR Fuku 3LB to MLB>Tamamo Cross 1LB to 2LBthank you shiraoki-sama
So in the Umaverse are you considered a loser if you have a human wife?
>>555945710Lots of the umas are lewdable, but I never feel that way about Haru. It's weird, because I'd fuck Mayano, Rice, and McQueen until the cows come home (Mayano in particular makes me crazy), but Haru just....isn't that.
>>555945737Wouldn't this cm be good to try Opera's skill considering you're already witmaxxing and build umas with dozens of skills?
>>555945883No because uma wives give birth to uma babies and you'd end up with a Elfin Lied ending if guys only fucked umas.
>>555945638The ability_type values are what you're looking for, not tag_id. 27 is target speed, for instance.
>>555945945Same but seiun but mostly because she looks like a boy and isn't sexy at all
I will throw hands with an uma for urara
torenas, do you have your own music while running careers or let the game's bgm and sound effects play?
>>555946038NY Opera skill is actually not great this CM since it can fire right away in late-race
>>555946179I think Seiun Sky is probably the most lust-provoking umamusume, and it’s not close
>>555946401I watch stuff. Went through three movies yesterday doing parent runs.
>>555946463It's alright bro, it's current year so we respect you BL loving freaks
Hey, alright.
>>555945725>hehe it was not botting>it was a jokeCope cope copeBut I'm not the one preaching something that I'm not.There's a reason why Umaooo got S rank when danchode flatlined.
>>555946401Both and also watch FNAF lore videos, I also like playing while I work from home but my brain keeps telling me they can hear it on meetings even when I don't share my screen.
>>555946463No this is >>555942764>>555940587
>>555943313>he sketches them first and then points the slop machine at his doodlesThat's effectively the best way to use slop for art, making it use your own sketches or rough/uncolored drawings
Run's off to a good start
>>555946484damn, how many did you do?
>>555944692>no uma gf because full time dad>no human gf because full time dadThat's what pal cards are forHe can bang Aoi, Riko, Tazuna, Light Hello, or so on
>>555945883Since Umas are based on thoroughbred horses with names it means that they're pretty rare outside of areas where racing is big.
>>555946823>they work in the uma biz so they'll understand and help you raise herI guess ningens aren't so bad...
>danchou is editing the sheet for 20 whole minutes now
>>555946678Palmer is hot, but Seiun Sky gets a reaction downstairs even from mundane interactions in-game. She is effortlessly erotic and cute
>>555946819I don't remember exactly, less than 10, they were short movies and obviously I'd stop playing the game sometimes at the good parts
>>555946627Sorry to dissapoint but I'm not a botter, just a no-life...
>>555946942I still want a SoL involving non-race umas.Umas on Mackinaw Island pulling carts around.Police umas chasing down suspectsEquestrian umas hopping fencesCowgirl umas doing rodeo stuff
Accusing umao of botting is stale club drama, can we get a new one
>>555942630is every /uma/ club run by femoids?
>>555946484>>555947212you havent watched the movies
>>555947382Autisdancho is a guy
>>555947382Either that or a BPD male. I suspect my danchud is a BPDemon with all the schizo moments he had.
Couple hours ago I kicked half a dozen.Spent the last 20 minutes going through my follow list, sending invites to the highest earners of lower ranked clubs.I even noticed a 29/30 club, so naturally I checked the previous month to figure out who it was: their highest earnerSo I had to export a .csv file, fetch his ID and sent him an invite.The things I do for my club of randoms.
>>555947159There's no way anyone's still using sheets when there's doxogenesis already.
>>555947323wow i'm retarded
>>555947587I use libreoffice
>>555922740How many spots? If there's any left I'll ask for a kick
Is fuku good at 0mlb
>>555947797It's a card that only works at MLB.
>>555947797nyo
Does anyone have a webm of that dance Opera O does in her career when you get the event with her and Fuji competing for (You)?
>>555947797The only cards that work below LB3 are parent cards
>>555947797tazuna is unironically a better speed and friend card than fuku at 0lb
>>555947442I'm not watching fucking Citizen Kane here bwo, just cheap action/comedy/horror. Mainly action.
>>555947845>>555947861>>555947884>>555947907lame, guess good luck means nothing to the nipponese
>>555947657>>555947323Thick dirty longhair uma mommies pulling trees out of the woods.
>>555947884maruzensky speed
>>555947797No but maybe you get another copy from the next 40 pulls.
>>555947976It does, that's why you're supposed to get her mlb only with free pulls
>>555947976Have you tried being luckier anon
>>555948085Yeah but it only worked for Kitasan and Tamachud
>>555947992>training frontslurpersNo thanks I have standards
>>555948112The owner definitely fucks that
Aquarius is just Cancer but on dirt..
>>555947525Storytime?
>>555948112>manhattan maid cafeCute
Which clubs DONT have a weirdo danchod??
>830 posts>sub 330 imageswhat the fuckpost more image nyow
>>555946142thank you, I actually wouldn't have noticed that column if you hadn't mentionedbut I actually started looking into it because of the rank scoresgrade_value has the score that each skill has, however some skills multiply that for an aptitude bonus and I wanted to find where they specify the aptitude to use
>>555948428You got it boss
>>555948112I would definitely fuck that
>>555948298That's like saying anal is just vaginal but on dirt
>>555948417You'd have to be a goddamn based retard to be a danchud
>>555948417Any club not listed
>>555948428Okay bossman.
>>555948428New thread?
>>555948479Now post Maya scolding trainer for saying skibidi and spewing cursed zoomer slang
>>555948508What did Falcon mean by this..
>>555948508It is. Dirters love anal.
>>555948112>>555948623I'd fuck these
there will be no new thread until we're done with image limit
>>555948647Kita doing a mating dance like them birds in the amazon
>>555811026>>555811026>>555811026
>>555948765I rather have /uma/ end
>>555948740youd fuck a bowl of lard if it'd let you
>>555948647>I will now perform my people's native dance
7 and you have to join Autis/uma/.
>>555948647why does kita look like she has fetal alcohol syndrome
>>55594765767 umas on the right
>>555948837Yes I would fuck Oguri, Spe, Makween and Golshi
>>555948812
>>555948913but im already in it anon, im happy in my cozy a+ club
>>555948913Cant let down my mambros
>>555948884
>>555948837Would you let me?
>>555948951
>>555948938She has a thing for broke drunkard trainers
hashirape
>>5559489136 and you quit your club
>>555948913Sorry, my mambros need me
>>555948837how'd you know?
>>555949157Ah! 7! That means you have to join us!
Which one would be the best borrow? Curren-chang has already become the town bicycle in under a week. The Mile Pasa ran 22 fucking races.
Why did my club explode? Is it because of MANT?
next thread will be bettermaybe
>>555949276A-anon you rolled a 6....
>>555949276Ah! 6! You leave your club now!
>>555949334nyes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>555949278>no groundwork>low racesnone
>pity bannerWhat you got anons?
>>555949278Keep whoring out Curren, the others are not that relevant. Maybe the mile Pasa but she won't be borrowed.
>from 800 to 970 to this
>>555949276>6>7>76Cursed interaction
>>555949430spe says this
>>555949494it's /uma/GGs....
>>555949494literally who?
>>555949368>>555949375NOOOOOOOOO
60231812602318126023181260231812stress test room
7 and I fuck a horse
>>555949569one of the OG 3 from day 1, you wouldnt know anything about that newfag
>>555949705Only A+ clubs matter.
>>555949390Mile Pasa sparked GW off a GP and I bought it. Sadly no spark.>>555949468TY, I figured people would want her for the Sprint GP and 3* Turf, I had the right idea. I guess I can use Creek and the Mile Pasa for my Bakushin runs. Arigatou.
>>555948647Turn off your filename randomization so you don't kill soundposts
>>555949494my club made it up to A for the first time...
>>555949818Frankly....i have no idea what you are talking about.
>>555949898
>>555950049>>555950049>>555950049
>>555947587Umadash uses sheets, loldanchou posts porn it it, fucking degenerate
>>5559496217 and you become my paizuri slave
>>555940316Her husband(me), does though
