>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png >Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg >Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>555834442
Elden Ring is a wonderful game.
True.And Bloodborne is even better!
nightreign is old now we duskbloods now aka /dsg/
Bloodborne is not a better game than Elden Ring
rate my drip
Nightreign 2 wehns?
>>555933000Shitposting aside new Duskbloods stuff releases on the fifth. That’s exciting for me.
Insane-o rant, again, about single-player Duskbloods:If Miyazaki was gonna make an Elden Ring 2, he would have done so as the battle royale exclusive for the Switch, maybe? That's part of why I don't believe we'll see another Elden Ring, we explore ever inch of The Lands Between and the endings are either 'banish the cycle' or 'make the cycle invincible'.I believe he is not a dog for shareholders. The next single-player game will be the robust continuation of The Duskbloods, the successor to the game locked behind Sony's bullshit.
>>555932912hello? truth nuke department??? i think you guys forgot to decommission one……..
>>555933184what about my post was shitposting? the trips of truth are on my side btw nightreign is dead and dsg will rise
This general is pretty depressing to read these days, no one is having a good time typing in these threads, if it's not one of the schizos flinging shit its witch hunting anons on the password over nothing.No wonder the password population keeps sinking while the game population remains super healthy, who would want to play with people like this?
>>555933619>>555933000Can you shut up terr? You’re really annoying and need to die
>>555933182There is no plan for a sequel to Nightreign specifically but Elden Ring 2 comes 2028 and will have improved multiplayer functionality from the lessons of NR and Duskbloods for both PvE and PvP. Both of these games are experiments/lessons for Fromsoft, their success is not as important as the learning process>>555933462>>555933619dsg lost
>>555933462>>555933619
>>555933462>>555933619>oh no I hope no one saw that I posted das I will quickly repost
>>555933619>>555933000even doe its dead and we raped your gennie into oblivion (like we do to you every day)
I am not playing another Miyazaki game after the decisions fiasco that was Elden Ring, what the fuck is no covenants and being able to turn off the dried finger?? They're gonna make duskbloods a 1v30 gank or something
elden babs are too easy they eat each other alive too willingly
>>555934010IshiGAWD makes way better and fun gameplay decisions, like being able to imbue somber weapons or that pots can knock down enemies now, miyazacuck would never
Duskbloods will be kino unironically. The only thing holding it back is the fact that everyone playing it will be on wifi
>craft a genre-specific system>someone shits themselves that that system is still used in the tenth game under the same genre
>>555934010I would buy it but I'm not bying a Switch 2 just for a game that will run at below 30fps in 2026
>>555934195>it will be actually except for the reason it won’t be kino
only playing duskblood if terr plays it
>>555934207MH Rise was an exclusive for 1 year then came out on other consoles, I don't think they'd be that dense to lose out on millions of dollars but what do I know
>>555934207>a game that will run at below 30fps in 2026I'll never understand this mumbo jumbo.Gamers don't want to experience an artist's vision, they want to play that one game they loved over and over again.Stop robbing yourself of joy.
gg mystery balancers, did you guys kill the wrong demon first on purpose? I always try and kill the black one first so night 2 we fight the one that beams and not the one that drops the meatballs, not like it mattered since we had such enormous dick damage.
>>555933994>>555933735>>555933827Go easy on terr please. He’s still cranky because two virile /erg/BVLLS stretched his tight /dsg/sissy holes wide open in front of everyone two threads ago.
>>555934557Bloodborne says otherwise. Aren't Nintendo funding the development of Duskblood?>>555934594I'm not sure how this word salad is relevant to my post.I need to see more of Duskblood to have a final opinion on it but I'm not impressed so far. I was impressed enough with Bloodborne back in 2015 to buy a Bloodborne machine but I'm not about to do that again.
>>555934668it doesn't really matter which demon you fight on day 2, it certainly isn't as hard as it was in DS3
>>555934668I honestly keep forgetting demon prince changes based on which one of them you kill since it's the least dangerous of the DLC day 2 bosses
>>555934668Not the guys you were playing with. But I didn't know there was a difference between the two.
>>555934557that one year also resulted in a loss of momentum for it though.
I'll only play if shifty plays
>>555934668stop being racist
>>555934847>word saladYou sound so fucking miserable. Inshallah, you surrender yourself to whimsy soon.
>>555935154You're doing it again.If you're just shitposting to build replies to stop the thread dying keep in mind this is vg, not v. The thread isn't going to die if someone doesn't poat in it for 5 minutes.
qd5
>>555934010>>555934161I just hope they get rid of upgrading materials all together and never touch the idea of """crafting""" ever again.
words on the street is that erg is finished
>>555935414You don't want that. But ok.
>>555936458>>555935414Wait, I was already in queue. Looks like the game isn't matching us.
>>555936305left poster won
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nyo...
nightreign secundaries are worthless
gg animusman, fighting the gladius invasion as recluse without a quick-firing spell sucks so much
>>555935383You shut him up there>>555936805This is 5 people max and they’re all burning in hell (that’s a good thing)
Reminder.> By assuming that the space rocks are le evil space cancer you by default assume that women are smarter than men in this world. Carians were right all along. Only women can see the cosmic truth. Moons.You cannot, should not, condone this sort of writing.
>>555936805cringe
>>555937501cringemaxxing
>>555934557Terrible example because Rise PC port never recovered from the original sin of being purposely enshitified to make it run on a switch and still looked like shit
shartbloods will flop and zacky will be put in a nursing home
>>555937976this. the shitch 2 can’t even run elden ring. you bet your candied ass it’s going to be the same situation here.
>been in queue for 40 minsGRIM
>>555938270zackie has enough money to build himself a private retirement home full of barefeet blonde and white haired femboy nurses
Duskino will be an era defining gem and "acky will be deified as the new buddha or something of that effect
>>555937860His logic has you by the balls.
>>555938356I am also q'd, we need a third
Whether Duskbloods does well or not I simply don't care I won't be playing it I rather play something else
>>555938918see you in duskbloods
Which /erg/ girl is the most built for BBC?
>>555938323>>555937976>>555937501>>555938552>>555938918This. Hit the nail on the head if I do say so myself.
>>555939616Me
Its 24/7 melties now.
>>555939767Name?
>>555939990>>555939616My name is Primiya I’m terr’s mom my son told me about this place hello sirs :)
>>555940091if you said tr*sh instead i would have believed it
>>555938918uohh based cunny opinion
The strongest floorhugger is queued
I don't really understand the timing on augur's twisty whirlwind attack. But gg, I suppose.
I feel like practice missed me but is too shy to admit it
Practinx doesn't post here aldoebeit
>>555939663cringe
I feel like terr missed me but is too shy to properly quote my posts
>>555942187nobody cares about you
>>555942792terr here, i care about trish
>>555942756You should stop applying human emotions and concepts like shyness to terr. His culture and people literally have no conception of them.
>>555943027I kneel...
gg animus again, sick of getting trolls castle every single run
>>555934557Wilds is a heinously shit game
>You want some of me prawn?
>>555942187>>555942756practice has me blocked rn, every so often he unblocks me, i have no idea why, i don't remember the last time we lost and they don't post here, it's a mistery
>>555943410
>>555943627>practice has me blocked rn, every so often he unblocks mehow do you know this
>>555943627>me when I choose to have absolutely nothing going on in my life
>>555943828Becauase I don't see him in queue for a while, I test adding him on steam and it says communication blocked and I randomly test again and he has me unblocked
>posts asa>hasn't read the mangatop brown tourist
practice hereyou're an annoying faggot and I don't want to be associated with you
>>555943946not like you'd miss anything aside from nayuta dying
>>555943943you care too much about who does or doesn't play nightreign with you
>>555944105can you give me your autograph you're one of the best players here better than terr
>>555944189I wouldn't say caring, I just wonder what's up with him because I don't grief his games or anything
>>555944114Fami is kino though
hot dogs when someone is stacking less likely to be targeted is absolute misery, they can just switch target mid fire breath and hit you in the back during the 3-dogs stage
>>555944396imo chainsaw man dragged on too long he should have just ended early in retard style like he did fire punch but obviously he's milking the franchise
put Asa in a Revenant dress and its literally me
>>555944880um actually that's me my husband says so
>>555944557>>555944562>>555933735>>555933994>>555936805>>555939616>>555939663>>555943027Shut the fuck up reterr(d)jeeta get back in containment right now before I grab the tire iron you little brown maggot
heh curved gs undertaker...
>>555945646Why are you melting down and false flagging as better posters again? Kill yourself
>>555945891See >>555934837. Also >>555940091. His mom just revealed herself to be a slut. He’s going through a tough time right now. Please be understanding of his sperg ours.
>>555945646you triggered the brown troon threadshitter known ass terr now xhe is crying profusely well done you may relish in your victory
ez caligo
>>555945681>curved gs undertaker
gg
>>555943946>>555944114supernova
GGs Heolstor.
i keep getting repeat nightlords today
Get a job skorvjeet
I'm pretty sure that every time a status effect triggers your resistance to it lowers.
bloody saar you benchod bitch motherchod bloody cunt have a nice day
>>555948536you too
>>555948536>terr when a wyldbvll steals his 20k damage crit
>>555948990wyldsaar*
>>555948990hit the nail on the head
>wyldjeet meltykino
Is Dung Eater an allegory for bug chasing in the LGBT community?
gg again
GGs with anuddah Heolstor.
gg ergslut4bbk and Dalitty
>>555950283the lore provided by the game itself is quite straightforward on this matter
gg bugs thx for all the bleed greases, it was nice using them on rob
They should add a 'constant poison buildup" relic i think.
I sometimes hum the nightlord OSTs.
>mainline elden ring ended with rehashed shart radahn
>yuh yuh libra it up>yuh yuh heolstor it down
>>555952135It's a lesson on visual clarity and why you have to let the player circle/outspace your boss on low damage.
>>555951793holy fuck talk about being built from the ground up for bbc
>>555952135best fight from has ever made. you would understand if you fought him without scadu blessings your first time
>>555944574say their name
who are we watching tonight? zorban isnt live
best fight from has ever made? lud and zullen
>>555952135I derive some form of satisfaction from the fact that the lorefags were out out of abstract takes to rationalize how there was a coherent story when the dlc dropped. Nothing makes sense and it was by design.
@terrgo live
>>555953020this but unironically
>>555952686bait used to be believable
@Terr post your blocklist
>Nobody's queuing because everyone wants to snipe terrthe asbolute state of you faggots
go live dog
>do new ER run>my weapon i wanted is a reddit weaponwhen did dismounter get traction what the fuck
>>555953020>>555952135Pretty much. Shit was trash and there’s no defending it. Absolute stain on the memory.
>>555953106>>555953342>>555952225>>555952394don’t talk to/about yourself thanks
>>555936805all me btw
>>555954162whats the appeal of curved greatswords over greatswords?
The moon is actually masculine. It’s only superficially feminine. It doesn’t require a sorcerer to be submissive at all. This is a lot unlike the stars. Rennala became powerful on her own terms. She is dominant, not submissive. The stars would have you submit to their cancerous ruin just like a woman getting fucked in the face by the cosmic cock. To become taken over. To become a stoned out rock. Just totally checked out. Like an abused woman in a horrible relationship. Azur and Lusat are at max (99+) Intelligence because their brain were beaten into an alien/inhuman shape.The moon in contrast reflects the stars’ (the sun’s own) light, or filters its cancer radiation, and in turn is this symbolic (the two Carian sisters were close, and thus glimpsed their moons nestled together as one body) reflection of the sorcerer’s own intelligence and ingenuity. “There’s a man in the moon. Have you seen him?” It’s (You)Tldr; academia is masculine but the stars require you to be submissive; meanwhile the moon is superficially feminine and its magnum opus philosophy is a masculine or symbolic representation of the sorcerer (that moon sorcery takes up a bit more intelligence than a deep space primeval sorcery should clue you in that there’s a bit more to the moon than meets the eye) and Carian philosophy is about perfecting the self, not alien trans-humanism. Sellen even says as much when she points out that primeval current philosophy focuses on (altering the) Mind to the detriment of the (human) Intelligence. Compare Lusat’s staff with Rennala’s staff; the former boosts magic more than the latter despite its lower Int requirement, but is largely impractical or just highly situational due to an unreasonably high increase in FP/Mind expenditure.
A bit of a weird question but why in some games including souls game do the devs not just put invisible walls around area where the players should never be able to enter?I'm watching some ds1 speedrun and the speedrunner clip through some walls and bypass the entire area since every texture is hollow.
>555954732fuck off tranny
>>555954548even doe big black kino is /erg/ culture
>>555954669higher stagger and a moveset that shoots you forward a littlecloset thing to a great katana early on for me
>>555954732Magic is for fags anyway
soooooo mobs don't respawn and i have to use bonfire ascetics to make them come back????
>>555954732>that moon sorcery takes up a bit more intelligence than a deep space primeval sorcery should clue you in that there’s a bit more to the moon than meets the eyeIt’s also because “sorcery is alive” and the moon is like some sort of culmination of star physics while the primeval current is cosmic stem cell level. The primeval current is about cosmic beginnings. The moon is an orbiting culmination or result of its cosmic flow. It could be a big hunk or lump of cosmically polished glintstone gathered over the course of existence.
Geegees Bugboys.
>>555955245They respawn if you join the Company of Champions covenant, found in Majula to the right of the door that leads to Heide's.
another day another forced 50
gg hotdogs wth was that first phase lol
>>555955553stinky
>>555955703gg much skill attack power
( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) Um.The moons CAN’T be physical objects because Rennala’s moon and Rellana’s moon would have collided and caused a massive global extinction event had they been literal physical moons. Moons don’t have the ability to overlap and share the same space. Clearly the moons are phantoms!
The ambiguous solid or semi solid nature of the moons is just your typical “lol idk its a mystery” slop tier writing that From is known for
>>555952135I’m a giant SOTE shill but yeah Radahn was a terrible mistake. >what if we rehashed a boss to be worse and he was also lame and gay I don’t hate subversion but I would rather had a bed of chaos tier boss fight where you kill Miquella in one hit than NuRadahn. And it’s not even the difficulty that’s the problem. He’s poorly animated. His hithoxes are distractingly bad. The lore didn’t make sense. The visuals are uninteresting. Which is why I’m confused. The original Radahn fight is great. Cool spectacle. Cool fight. And original. nuRadahn isn’t just bad by himself he actively ruins other parts of the game.
>>555955335>the primeval current is cosmic stem cell levelStardust (glintstone matter) is the leftover scattered tissue of the One Great when it aborted (fractured) itself into silicon and carbon bits and pieces that eventually (or with golden guidance) evolved into life or other malformed shapes (perhaps we’re malformed from its perspective the same way malformed stars are to us).
>>555936805I haven't played in months. Not even the dlc made me pick it up again. I wonder if it's even worth it. looking from the sidelines, the dlc seems really low on content
>>555952135will always make me laugh award
>>555956654A lot of those posters are still here, forgetting their copemaxxed past.Sad!
“Return to monke? No. Return to rocke.”— Sorcerer teaching Demi-human how to sorcery
>SotE final cutscene didn't make senseIt did, you just didn't pay attention.When Miquella ascends, the only thing that's left of his original self is his vow with Radahn, because he divested from everything else.That's why the cutscene is literally blank aside from Miquella speaking about the promise they made.The only things left after his defeat are that specific memory and the circlet of light that represents his godhood.
>>555956621>I wonder if it's even worth itIt's not.dlc needed sote weapons and spells it's infuriating how they put the cancer ennemies but not the actual fun part of sote.Altough i still like the game.
>>555954802>>555955018>>555955830>>555956075>>555956654This this this
>>SotE final cutscene didn't make sense>It did, you just didn't pay attention.>When Miquella ascends, the only thing that's left of his original self is his vow with Radahn, because he divested from everything else.>That's why the cutscene is literally blank aside from Miquella speaking about the promise they made.>The only things left after his defeat are that specific memory and the circlet of light that represents his godhood.
>>555956621It’s not. The dlc makes the game objectively worse. Go read the reviews and look at the rating and you’ll see why. Stay far away from this trash heap game.
>>555956654>when you receive the rememberance of the boss,what the fuck would i even have? Radhans armor or greatswords? items that the players already own?
All I remember from SotE is that Micker was like jesus or something but even more gay? and Igon was the man and Bayle was sick af
>>555957406they just cry and ask you to summon them and die after
>Sote lore defenceMy least favourite thread bumper tactic can't you just go back to spamming shit about Terr/Zorban/Trish?
>SOTE dropped a fat log of shit down lorefag throats>no one even tries to make sense of the game anymorekino
>>555957648Namefag drama is unironically more intelligent than ER/SOTE lore/boss discussion.
ok ok but what did Terr think of SOTE?
>>555957716and you dont seem to understand
>>555956949He knows of the existence of the Tarnished, at least. This implies the concept of opposition, or at least the identity of the opposition, was intact. Trina describing godhood as a prison you cannot escape from is interesting. The divine gate is also separate from the Elden Beast. I’m likened to think the gate merely ascends one, or bestows them with magnificent power or potential, to enable an individual to host the Ring.People still don’t realize that Numen are just… those with high runic power. Runes progress all the way to Numen, and then higher, to Hero, to Lord, then finally up to Marika herself. If you assume that runes are alien to the world, then perhaps that’s what the text meant when it says Numen “came from another world”. Runes, and by extension Numen, did indeed come from the stars. Then you have those enormous coffin boats and the not!Moses figure to support some sort of racial migration. It’s possible that Marika was attempting to revive her cultural birthright. There are implications of the great tree/spiral project being quite old.
>>555957807oh my god I think you're righthow did it get to this point
>>555957831i gotchu famalam
>>555944392You beg constantly to be unblocked by people who have done so, you very much care, and it's pathetic. Stop lying.
>>555957923leave some copium for the rest of usyour latent autism might be better reserved to delve into manichean manuscripts rather than throwaway nipshit that makes no sense
In the base game Marika was a member of the Eternal, a successful golden tear, destined to become a god, who betrayed the Eternal and sunk them into the earth.In SotE she was a shaman enslaved by a culture that raped her and her people and then got betrayed by her and then totally fucking massacred once she ascended.Literally the same plot that got swapped around superficially. They just made the Eternal a lot fucking older.
>>555958141Why are you friends with terr?
>>555944249You can stop shitposting about the queue dodging shitter now
>>555949260Wyldeity*
radahn was the last boss of SOTE because fromsoft could reuse animations and make their job easier for their rushed dlc
>>555958281The Nox were attempting to replicate the power of runes in the absence of the gold light that sustains life. Once underground. Ancestral followers exist without this light as well, by taking animal life essence into themselves. Perhaps this is how life is meant to be.
>Marika was a member of the Eternal
>>555958386of course I'm friends with himhe's me
>>555952135>BROOO IT WOULD GO SO HARD IF WE FOUGHT [Boss] ON THEIR PRIME DEADASS
>>555958141TRC wasn't even their best DLC, brown lapptard post.
>>555958634>rushed>took 1 year to get it out and most of the map is emptyWhat went so wrong
>>555958734Marika the ETERNALBRAVO MIYAZAKI SUCH SUBTLETY
>>555958767>260201171035Fuck off Tide
>4732that album is cool, if you listened to it without having it on shuffle and on 6 seconds crossfade you're a fag as it is pure vibes when listened to as intended, may you be smitten if deserved
>>555959021Makes me laugh to think that elden ring would have a better legacy if the dlc was cancelled.I genuinely like the game, but I couldn't ever recommend the DLC just because the endind is so garbage
Female From character I feel for the most? The Pthumerian queen. Imagine being an undying lady cursed to have a failed pregnancy. Entombed. Then one day a team of academics and other sick and twisted archaeologist types just decided to break in your tomb, open your coffin, and cut out your unborn child like some sort of ripe pumpkin? And then you wander around as a forlorn disembodied consciousness waiting for you, the player, to rescue her child from the silly willy mad men who went insane after looking at the thing. And then there’s some “wet nurse” insisting that it’s actually ITS baby, totally not hers! The fuck.
Cheater BC Revenant or legit
>>555958916Let me guess
>>555958920Me :)
>>555959458queen yharnam is so twin she's so me
>>555959523Thankfully no. The Old Hunters and I would say Arty of the Abyss and TRC are close.
>>555959458Don’t forget that you get to beat up the poor woman as a boss at the end of the labyrinth.
>>555959478>reduced FP consumptionIs that even a real relic effect?
>*has only 5 good bosses and they're in the DLC*Yoooo this game fireee
>>555959831Me mum died in the tomb
>>555959523DS2 was ass, even when it came to coffins
>>555959741It is, but of all the things that make me think that they cheated them in (although theyre all legal relics) is the gaol line
>>555959908>um what are you doing?>nothing, goy>that’s not the umbilical cord!>don’t worry about it, goyDear lord anon
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Cb7JKbe4bREbet you didn't know this erg
sorry bwos
>>555960126How do cheaters know what a legit relic looks like and avoid bansI guess From is still super incompetent because I have seen physical attack +4 x3 lines with 0 curses roaming around in D3
>>555959968the coffin that goes up is evidence that elden ring is a comedy game
>>555959021Much like regular Elden Ring a lot of rewrites.There's a ton of evidence that the dlc was going to involve Godwyn, 4 new Godwyn corpses, Death Knights. The knight at St Trina being named after Godwyn's faction in the files. Fucking pic-related is the biggest one really with Miquella's pupils.Instead Miyazaki threw away a coherent story to instead give us this shit.
>>555960294The way the avatar devolved into goonshit is fascinating, I bet it started when he trooned out for real
>>555960561that fat troontinxx has been like that since at least the DS2 days, IYKYK
>>555960561His patreon is literally weird gooner shit
>>555960714Ermm how do you know that
>>555960301I'm not sure the exact rhyme or reason for how to place them, that fp line can be on any of the lines, think one of the only hard rules is that a character specific line has to be on the top
>>555959458Rhea of Thorolund
>>555959478>Has every ult effect but no enemy ult charge>Has gaols but not invadersA cheater, and a retarded one at that
>>555960714Who cares?
>>555960778Someone linked it here once
>>555960294Oh so that's why the rider sometimes dies too
>>555960513The Scadutree Avatar was going to be a Prince of Death, right? Before they made it a rotten sunflower? That’s what I was told, anyway.
>>555959478Also beast claw rev is the most retarded thing to cheat for because of how easy it is to set up a nuclear build with just one dedicated relic slot per line>Start BClaw>Invaders>Gaols/Improved Bestials>Phys4 x3Surely anyone can manage that right? It hits like a fucking truck without going full hacker territory.
>>555959908>>555960913This is most likely the same antisemitic shitbag
>>555961347woah, cool it with the antiantisemitic remarks
>>555961347Woah woah WOAH nobody around here assumed that Jews eat the foreskins of babies until you implied it buddy.
>>555961507>>555961731Yep, just say you hate Jews.
What if ironeye was in Goddess of Victory: Nikke
>>555962037I rather see Recluse...
>merchants were unfairly persecuted!>they only turned to chaos after being imprisonedThen why do the merchants who were never imprisoned also wield chaos?
>>555962089*spelt Duchess wrong my bad
>>555958634Man im glad Charles is back what a handsome guy>>555959332>>555959021No matter how you look at it, there’s no redeeming that shit and it fucking sucks with how many hype was behind it
>>555958634>play through the dlc right up to radahn>just don’t ever fight radahn>feel good about dlc and enjoy it as 10/10 kino
>>555961910>>555961347They sound cool and understandable
>>555958634O YEA
any erg girls queueing?
gg dog
>>555962197*Recluse sorry. i should really go to sleep ahah.
>Want to write Elden Ring fanfiction>We have no context for how long Marika ruled>We little context for how long the Shattering lasted>Melina's existence>There is a long, long, long time where we don't know about anythingTake Volcano Manor for example. Rykard has just been doing his experients and war with Leyndell while going through his serpent ascension for the entire Shattering? The same Shaterring where the only context we have for how long it lasted is GRRM who said 5000 years?This is annoying, probably minimum 1000 years for both but that's a long ass time where you basically need to create an original story with a bunch of original characters. >>555962169Kale doesn't actually know what happened and is just guessing, he and the other merchants have been exiled so long ago that they don't know anything about their tribe beyond legends. Their innate ability to channel the Frenzied Flame without going insane tells us that he's just wrong and his people are fucked up from the start.
geegees
>>555961910it's impressive how /pol/ found out we our ZOG is powered by childrape blackmail rings over a decade ago and the message on jews still hasn't reached normies even in light of recent events
>>555962865what compels someone to have their schizo melty on the elden ring general instead of /pol/ or to their friends or whatever. just kill yourself you dont have a family or a job anyway
>>555963240White people do it. Why not Jews? They are all the same sort of rotten.
queue up please
How long is it going to take for people to realize the story of Elden Ring is half baked garbage, everybody's just in it for the gameplay, Nightreign and AC6 proved they got fucking lazy with ER
>>555957348>>555957648>>555957716>>555957807>>555957959>>555958189>>555958916>>555959908>>555960202>>555962306
>>555963162Whoops, there I go again, typing the ethopian character with no ass instead of Duchess with her perfect ass again xD
>>555963207>No 6th sense>ggClassic wyldsaar
>>555963615Mostly everyone has accepted this, it’s just one or two copetards that refuse to see reality
>>555963615Lands Between = Marika’s snatch The Two Fingers = Marika fingering herself
>>555963797>sidejeet is obsessedkino
Jeets are the worst thing to ever happen to the internet, nay, the entire world, and internet borders are now needed more than ever.
>>555964082This timeline is fucking hilarious just going by how brown the future is going to be. Everyone for themselves, folks! The future is all out Izzat. In a hundred years the invention of the internet will be attributed to a yet-to-be-named Pajeet.
>>555964082We really do need our own firewall and it’s absurd that we don’t have any yet but the fucking Chinese do.
sorry for haloslopping bwos i duplicated the wrong item so i was scared of jobbing
>dodging libra in the big 26Sad and uncalled for
>>555965597Shut the fuck up stupid faggot
>>555965581why are thops and golden retaliation in the gamethey never fucking work
>>555964082That graph is a fucking blackpill, here's druglord.
>>555965597>AI slop>She doesn't look like thatgrim
>>555965684So angry…our little thread was never like this in the past
>>555966002>>555965597why are you brown
>>555966094I’m not though, I look like this
You only play brown characters, you don't look like that
>Be Guardian / executor main>Come back to the DLC and buffs>tfw so fun to play them now>Beat balancers and slot the relic with executor>Beat ED balancers and slot the second one>take out the HP recovery on skill fill relic>Become considerably worse/die way more than beforeI am not that good of a player for sure, but I wonder if I just had a few bad days or if the HP recovery with suncatcher really made that much of a difference for me, I definetly fail to deflect sometimes and take passive damage, maybe I should go back to HP recovery relic
>shit merchant tricking himself into thinking hes white
>>555966647All executor specific relics other than the suncatcher damage increase are dogshit
>>555966647>be brownjeet character 1 and brownjeet character 2 mainStopped reading right there.
>>555964082The council of 300 have penciled in an India and china war over water rights so maybe to problem will fix itself. But a region firewall is probably needed anyway as the problem will reintroduce itself at a later date anyway.
>>555965763True intelligence* has been argued to be creative intelligence, not just cognitive capacity. And I say this because even those with a high cognitive capacity might not be able to come up with solutions in time, or the right solution, period. Or just lack critical sensibilities. Critical thinking capacity is not at all the same as overall cognitive capacity. There are brilliant high IQ mathematicians in China who still make shrines to Mao in their bathrooms. Someone with a high mathematical IQ can still be phenomenally retarded or just socially autistic to the point of total and utter bewilderment from the perspective of observers.
>>555966647If you're getting any use out of the HP recovery from that relic you are playing D0 where nothing you do matters.
>>555965763I am not talking about IQ.I am talking about the fact that performance on all cognitive tasks are positively correlated and explained by a single factor, which is referred to in psychometrics as the g factor. If you do well on one g-loaded task, like an IQ test, you will probably do well on another g-loaded task, like most technical jobs.Art and Creativity have value but they aren't g-loaded. Describing them as "Artistic Intelligence" is an overloading of the word "intelligent"Suck my dick jannie
>>555961910Lol
I can’t do maths :(Too hard :(
>several other offtopic posts still upCurious
>>555967360me too :(
Uh, how do I know if the moth and scoprion get effected by fire attacks? And is the moth supposed to fire a beam on itself when I stun it?
>>555967194>>555967256Is we you both waited out the 15 minute period…lol…
>>555966958Why are you obsessed with third worlders faggot?>>555967225I stop at D2, from that point on its just no hit and I will never either be that good nor enjoy no hit runs.>>555966945fair, I think I just had a few bad days, or maybe peeking into D3 made me realize its not for metangentially related but I don't really come often to the thread, it has gone to shit huh?
It’s ok, I’ll wait in the q while you all discuss India again
>>555967496>Is we you???
got a second night boss on the first night the other day, apparently this has a less than 1% chance of happening
Fuck you fromsoftwhy is your targeting so utterly abysmal turned off all auto-target options in menu but nope right in the middle of fighting balancers it somehow auto targets a balancer in the far distance causing me to dodge in the wrong directionseriously wtf any way at all to avoid this?
>>555967680>brown is upsetkino
OH MY GOOOOOOD. I DIED TO ED FULGHOR 7 TIMES IN ONE FIGHT. EVERY TIME MY TEAM PICKS ME UP, THE VERY NEXT ATTCK PUTS ME RIGHT BACK DOWN. I CAN'T MOVE, I CAN'T SEE, I CAN'T BREATHE, I CAN'T DO ANYTHING. EVERY CASUAL FLICK OF FULGHOR'S WRIST ONESHOTS ME IN A FLASH. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!? I LET MY TEAM DOWN!!!
gg cold dogs. I'm guessing you purposely stopped using sorcs when you saw it was the easy version or something kek
>>555968519Can you shut up you're annoying
>>555968519it's over for your career bro, right at this moment a redditor/discord groomer is making a compilation video of your failure...
dead q + boring easy game. we lost
>>555938552what logic? I really couldn't tell you what that post was all about since I was cringing too hard
This is so fucking fun, this is why I can't stop playing this fucking character
>ulting at the start d2 moment
Please queue
No.........
>dead>dead>[deleted]>[deleted]
>>555969879To think Nightreign is all we have until after Shitbloods and all its balance updates are released
dead queuegonna play bg3
>only died to capra like once>the runback was more of a battle in and of itself due to the dogs despite me having alluring skulls and aural screamI knows its been like been beaten like a dead horse for 15 years at this point but i fully understand why people bitch about capra and that entire runback. these dogs are fucking aids
>>555970525
>>555970525can't you unlock a shortcut or somethingstill aids though
>>555970525That's so cute anon!
Fuckass controller died midfight on gigalibra sorry rev and iron
>>555971505Names?
>>555970525Just dont move after the fog gate, the one dog will never aggro without line of sight and the other one takes so long you can usually kill capra before it aggros at all.
>>555971565You can just throw firepots in the arena from the otherside KEKAROT
>>555970525be honest, did you pick that class because of the revenant outfit?
>>555970181Another 3 years minimum. grim. >>555970217Shit taste.
>>555971781why is it called dragon scholar?
>>555971203Yeah, i did it was still kind of annoying>>555971110>>555971565I'll keep that in mind next time. the dogs being that fast mindfucked me for a bit>>555971275t-thanks..
>>555971781maybe...
He threw a wave ontop of me 4 times and the laser was shot at me every single time what were you two dying to?
boredom
>>555971831>Sorcery developed by a certain surreptitious sorcerer at Vinheim Dragon School. Masks all noises of caster.>Effectively, Vinheim is controlled by the Dragon School, and it is no wonder that the town has its share of dark secrets.
>>555972484Ohhh shit! He mad!
>>555972484the lasers from the balls for both of my bars, the lack of dmg negation sucks too sorry man
THIS NIGGA JOBBED TO AUGUR GET HE ASS
this game blows
Where is NAMES?!?!?! anon when you need him
erg is dead
>>555973173move over baby yoda, its time for baby godskin noble
>>555973173those rolls are crazy
>>555973217Sort of. Not dead like dsg but dead in spirit. Discussion of Elden Ring gameplay and lore is dead. It’s Nightreign’s fault as it parasitically consumed erg. Anyone who wants to discuss Elden Ring proper is gone. Consumed by Nightreign. Coop communities have a notoriously short shelf life unless there is a live service. Because they aren’t loyal to specific games they are loyal to coop. They move on to next coop experience once the current one is sufficiently consumed. And what’s left? A few broken autists and porn addicts.
You know what? fuck this game. Fuck Nightreign. I should have known it was going to be artificial difficulty bullshit, because Elden Ring was artificial difficulty bullshit. Fuck Elden Ring too.The annoying part, is that there's really a lot to like about these games. I WANT to like them. I WANT to get good. But it's just not worth it. The game doesn't respect the player. They just pile on a load of bullshit knowing the fanboys will slurp it up, no matter what.
>>555973951This is cope, no one is stopping you from talking about ER. I don't get why you complain about people playing the games and not the absolute schizos and robotic ass spammers flooding this place 24/7
>>555973173hahahaha zero reaction time goofy nigga
>>555974252Okay bye
always forget that demi swordmaster is actually from SOTE
Holy fuck woke up so horny from my nap can't even queue
>>555974273Talking with yourself is only fun if you're a schizo
>>555974534Show cock
>>555973173the fuck is that ui on top left?
>>555974273I still am talking about Elden Ring. I’m saying the overall discussion about it is dead. Which is true. And you say as much.>complain about people playing gamesI’m not. I made an objectively correct observation. That Nightreign had a very predictable short life cycle that consumed erg and then this is what’s left. Barely any Elden Ring community and the remaining Nightreign community is the schizos and robotic spammers as you note. These are the broken autists and porn addicts that I mentioned in my previous post. This isn’t an argument even if you want it to be. You agree with me you’re just angry about it.
>>555974435He van just randomly decide to charge up an unblockable AoR at any time. I hate that little fucker. The fight is going great, and then "lol insta kill AoE, fuck you lol"
>>555974290he actually tried to parry him,just bad timing,
>>555973173>unironically getting bodied by some fat man child with a maceturn in your gamer card and sell your PC Sanjay you aren’t built for this
>>555973173stylish teabag kino
>>555974252Fucking based about time you grow some common sense>>555974534Thirdie post
>Up against ED Tricephalos>Oh wow another brainless beast claw Revenant>Motherfucker actually looked for a shield to defend himself against the bullshit hitboxesHe three barred but that was pretty good thinking
I want to kiss a femanon on the cheek
I liked the D3 randoms more than the D4 randoms
>>555973173I fucking love to see slow walking clowns get BTFO
>>555973951>>555974982you’re objectively correct. the shallowness of nightreign really just makes this all the more fitting. not hard to see why all of the prominent pre-NR posting has all but vanished.
>>555976024How does Rev even have the stamina to block anything?
>>555974252There's a lot here that I enjoy more than base Elden Ring, surprisingly. The part that annoys me the most relics is the RNG relics, combined with the fact that you have to be completely min maxed AND you even have the negative effects just as an extra fuck you in case you ever got lucky with a roll.
any mods that make nightreign more tenable to to play solo? bosses still take a million years to kill solo...
>>555976274>the shallowness of nightreign really just makes this all the more fittingyeah you know what, agreed. we could just see >>555976024 as an example of a nightreign post, passive-aggressive and condescending.
>>555976326I dunno but he did block a few things
>>555976024As Rev I always try my best to take a Vow Of The Indomitable shield against ed dogs, Heolstor and Dreglord. It’s worth it even if the passive is bad. You have the FP as her to spam it for many attacks.
>vgh....(((we))) never made fun of bad players in the good old days..........
Fuck Shartreign. All my niggas hate Shartreign. Bring on whatever is coming after Shartbloods.
>>555976542It is annoying and it is a bad system. It’s a band aid solution to the fact that there really isn’t enough content to keep someone playing long term. It pads a few days of content out to a few months.
>>555974982thats cap af the schizies have nothing to do with nr
>>555976621if youre lacking damage thats your fault learn how to play the game
>>555977493yeah, just learn how to *edits +4 phys attack on all of my deep relics* play the game
>zamor finishes his attack.>the ending of his attack is slow, as if he's resting>try to go for a charged hit>"landed! alright, now I should buffer a roll next, because this guy is deceptively fast.">Zamor casually slashes me while I'm still in the recovery frames of my charge attack.Fuck>"OK, I guess the charge isn't safe. I'll just stick with normal attacks">Perform a normal strike while Zamor appears to be open>He instanly conjures a frost AoE.>"Huh... why did he do that? What's his tell?There is no tell, he just does it sometimes.Bastard>Get some distance so I can heal. Really run across the whole room.>He can't stop me from put he->Interrupted, as Zamor majestically flies aceoss the whole room to slash my face.>He's so fast, he kills me before I can sipOh fuck off.My team shows up to help with the fightZamor starts dodging a lot to avoid our attacks. His behavior becomes unpredictable, as he can randomly slash any se->He randomly slashesWhen is it my turn to attack?
>>555977293Fromsoft have been sucking since DaS2. They aren't the brightest in the vidya industry and fuck up every time.
Imagine being so incompetent you can't even do a halo slop/ L2 slop bill and come here to complain about doing no damage
>>555977796>look at all the things wrong with her!
>>555974982thats trvke af the schizies have everything to do with nf
>>555977674>>"landed! alright, now I should buffer a roll next, because this guy is deceptively fast."Do you guys actually monologue like a shounen MC during D5 runs?
>>555978096Somehow that's way less embarrassing than you using reaction images from that dogshit anime
>>555977420The point is the normal fun people who play coop games and made the launch of Nightreign for erg fun left. Because they are normal sane people. They play game. Enjoy it and move on. Who remains? The not normal people. This is typical of Fromsoft except Nightreign only had one crowd. A coop crowd. Which is -like I said- notoriously short lived. And the other communities typical of from software>lorefags>pvpfags>solofags Left. Because they really couldn’t have a normal discussion about their preferred topic during launch cycle on erg. So now the coop crowd is gone on to next coop game. And we have the not normals. The schizos, the porn addicts, the bots. Sure there are 2-3 enthusiasts who are normal adjacent but this is a shell of a general. It’s not really because Nightreign is good or bad. It’s because of what it is fundamentally and the fact that it released after Elden Ring.
>>555978296>How to fumble a girl finding you endearing 101 Get immediately defensive and insult them after they smile at you
>>555977796>indirect replying because you had no argumentyikes...
>>555978096Of course not. I'm telling a story, anon. I'm trying to get across my thought process at the time.I do think in words sometimes, but it's not like that.
>>555978586I didn’t mean it be my wife
miquella is actually 800 years old
>>555978856Miquella is dead
>>555978547what's gonna happen with duskbloods then?
>>555978586I think a girl at uni is interested in me but I'm too inexperienced/retarded to tell if she's just being friendly or not
>>555978964Duskbloods won’t take over erg. not only because erg is primarily pc and Duskbloods is a switch exclusive but because it doesn’t have Elden Ring in the title. erg will remain its own thing a slow and hollow shell of itself. Duskbloods General will probably not last as long as armored core General (on /vg/ specifically I know it’s still on /m/). erg will outlive it though it might also die before Elden Ring 2 releases in which case we will be so back and the cycle repeats.
>Engaing with invader>It's duchess>she's looking at my teammate>"alright, now is my vhance to sneak a hit in">carefully approach her and...>she instantly slashes at me at lightning speed for a one shot>It happens so fast, it looks jank>"Alright, so I have to look out for an instantaneous slash that van come out at any second, even if she's focused on someone else. How do I deal with that?">Can't think of a solution>Just approach her again and pray for good rng>get a hit inThis triggers her to respond with an attack>she's so fast, she strikes me before can roll away for a one shot>Next game>playing ironeye>"heh... I can just pelt her with arrows. She can't reach me from over he-">She uses her dash-dodge to approach me in a flash, while I'm still nocking my next arrow, and slashes me in an instand for a one shot.UGGGGGGH
>>555978995Ask her to go on a walk. Tell her you are interested in her romantically on the walk so there is no confusion. You’ll either be on a date with her or she’ll say no in which case you’re back to where you started with nothing lost but experience gained. It’s not complicated.
>>555979794I have three classes with her, there's a lot to lose. also I'm not even interested in her, sexually or romanticallymaybe a little sexually
wylder u ok
>>555980010>lot to lose No there isn’t. Three classes for what three more months? That’s fucking nothing. Sit on the other side of the room if it doesn’t work out. Don’t be a bitch.>not interested in her except a little bitHarsh truth. You need to use people as stepping stones to gain experience for your real future wife. Make mistakes with this girl so you can be a better man in a relationship in the future. Use her to make mistakes. I don’t mean abuse, be good to her best you can while accepting this won’t work out. And see what happens. My current gf of 9 months that I really wasn’t thinking would work out when we started dating? I’m now hopelessly in love with because I gave her a chance and we both treated each other well.
GG giga bugs, there's really like 10 skill attack powers dropping every run huh, why play anything other than balancers
i'm so sorry fellas
>>555980982It's ok sh*t happens we waited a bunch
>>555980756there are a whopping total of 10 of us in some of those classes>You need to use people as stepping stones to gain experience for your real future wife. I'm going to be alone until I die
>>555978995>>555978786>>555978586This is why autists will go extinct
>>555981117>uhh 10 of uslol bitch>im going to be alone until i dieThat’s your choice not your fate.
>>555980982Name? For the 'tried his best' list?
>>555980756Is this ace giving his gay advice again
>>555981117What are you studying?
>>555981232>That’s your choice not your fate.somewhat yeah>>555981219I'm not autistic>>555981927I shouldn't say, it's not anything esoteric or anything like that
keep it to our inclusive lgbt+ nightreign cord sisters!
>>555981927this is not your discord server
They call it 0070 queued games0 gameplay webms7 worthless blogposts
>>555981717I don’t know who that is. My advice is true. Generally a man needs starter/stepping stone relationships. Every sperg should have one. Because you’re going to do stupid shit and screw it up. Best to get that out of the way before you accidentally land your dream girl and fuck that up as your starter relationship.>Source??I screwed up a relationship with my dream girl several years ago because I was being a sperg. We learn through trial and error.
>queues take forever, rarely more than one run going on at a time>thread is chronically off-topic talking about streams or politics or meta thread drama or blogslopit's time. kill us janny
>>555982137YOU'VE POSTED THIS BEFOREI REMEMBER
>>555982115>>555982185>1/3lying nigger
>>555982312I got one run in today and when I tried to queue again after it never filled up even after 30 minutes. Sorry I don't have Nightreign running on my PC 24/7 I guess
>>555982185calling dsjeet falseflag
>>555982220It’s very generic but very true advice. I’ve never posted this before. I was bitching and moaning about losing my gf a few years back on /b/[/spoiiler] but there was no advice attached. I was just sad.
i will redeem the queue saars was getting a snack
>>555982493Please don't call me a saar
>>555982493why do you avatarfag with some retarded vtuber
>>555978586BOBS. NOW.
>>555982598Her name is Shiori Novella from Hololive, she's not retarded
>Fighting death rite bird>it performs the attack where it launches spears int the air, and them they rain down>"Heh... this is easy work. I just get a bit of distance, and watch the ground, since the ground marks where the spears are landing">Weave through the spears no problem.>Suddenly a lot more spears that WEREN'T indicated fall too and hit meWhat?>Next encounter>Weave the indicated spears>spam roll to avoid the extra spears>Manage to remain unharmed>"oh cool, I can just roll through this. It's kind of gay how they toss in extra spears like that though">Next encounter>try rolling method>get hit by spear>try again>get his again>"Huh, so spamming doesn't work, I have to time it. I must have gotten lucky the first time">Try to time it>get hit>try to time it again>get hit again>Realization sets in, that fromsoft put in an attack that you can't see coming, but you just have to feel the time out. And failing to feel it out, you get one-shot. And the projectile always falls on you, because it's not a actually random, despite the animation pretending to be random.
>>555982598Her name was Robert Paulson
>>555982750DO YOU GENUIINELY THINK ANYONE IS READING ALL OF THIS
>>555982687all vtubers are retarded
>>555982750I read this twice every time someone announces they did not read.
if you fight GAWDrick on a slope his storm projectiles might clip underground lol
>>5559824933/3 btw
>>555982887You're a real one, my guy. Appreciate you
The tourist greentexts have been hella cap today.
>>555982887I didn't read it either
>>555983269we need tourism
no one rated... >>555933138
Wylders do be aura farming doe frfr
>>555983640She’s so cute and precious… made for having my children…
>>555983640this erg needs diversity
>>555933138>>555983662Gay ass nigga/10
>>555977939>>555977796i was just laughing at that clip on tik tok too
>>555933138:fire: :thumbs_up:
>>555982013>I shouldn’t say Please tell me I want to take some too but I have no idea what I just wanna know what everyone else is doing
>>555982137how'd you screw it up? how did you know she was your dream girl?
>>555984000take some what?
>>555959056not me I've been gone all dayqueue d5
>>555984021Well. She was at the time. Not anymore obviously.>1/4 native Indian 3/4 French looks white but really effeminate large eyes and nice injun cheeks>optimal height difference>kind >wants tons of kids>likes to wear dressesThis was like an impossible meme in my head of my soul mate and then I met her. She was great.>how’d you screw it up?When we started I was accidentally doing all the right things. So it felt like I couldn’t screw up. Then I started treating her like a therapist instead of a girlfriend. I would just complain and tell her everything was insecure about. Slowly she lost all attraction for me. You should be honest with your girl. You can vent to her. But not all at once. And not all day every day. A man should be composed. Or at least appear composed. And slowly release some of that over time. Pressure release valve. Maybe once a month give her a snippet of your stresses. Then regain composure. If you can’t keep it together you’ll have three options (none of them are great your girl like a therapist)>start a diary Unironically this is huge. It works. Vomit all the bad thoughts out of your head onto the page>prayGod is an excellent listener.>find a therapistThis is an expensive meme. It does help but the cost is not worth it compared to alternatives
>>555985559>none of them are TREAT your girl like a therapist
>fighting big goat>he summons a bunch of npcs>try to take care of the NPCs first>goat conjures portals under my feet while I'm distracted>fall>get revived>The field is still chaotic>get some distance and try to collect myself>"I need to top my health up, so I can rejoin the right">take a sip>portal appears and kills me while I'm drinking.>get revived>there are still NPCs running around causing trouble>Use my ult>at the same time, the untertaker NPC blows her big horn, firing a bubble at me.>I hit the undertaker, however as soon as the animation of my ult is over, the bubbble instantly kills me.>Revived again>The goat is nowhere near me. He's distracted fighting the others.>This revanent NPC is nearby and attempting to cause trouble.>"I should take care of her first, before I do anything else.>Fire off a few arrows>Suddenly a portal is at my feet, mid nocking.>Dead again.>Swivel camera around looking for Libra>He's a speck on the other side of the map.
These god damn fucking Executors, I swear. What the fuck is the cursed sword going to do against Duke's Dear Freya? Is it worth dying that many times over it?
>>555983662Don't you know that this is a nightreign board? All og ergfags left to /v/.
>>555986461Ds1troons…………………….. what is this……………………………
>>555986461>epstein frequented /gif/This is hardly surprising for a Mossad agent but it is a weird place to discuss dark souls>ds1Everyone likes ds1 so also not surprising.
GG harmonia, siblings runFor a moment the mommy one was targeting me, but I couldn't see it, I turn back of course it's behind me, I think they're programmed to do that lmao
>reduvia>crits give blood loss + phys attack power>parries go through the balancers since lol fromsoft netcodeshitty game shitty boss gg
>>555987027>>555987040gg
ggs!
>>555987207who's tinpo
>>555987345she’s my gf
still falls the april rainand the valley's filled with pain
>>555987040>gets raped on a solved boss>wasting time parrying when not blue>cries about it but passively aggressively says le ggfree keks
>>555987387a new erg couple is blossoming
>>555977291pure hearted pvp players banter vs pve demons segregation and bullying
>>555987345tinpo has been playing for a while now like a week or more? nyotice harder anon
>>555987345noob
>>555987497where did she go?
>>555987497>>555977291Didn't shitmask get outed as brown and ropemaxxed?
>>555987595Shitface? IIRC he threatened to an hero and then stopped posting. Maybe playing something else maybe dead.
>>555985559some people can handle different things i suppose, I for one would feel heartbroken if my husband didn't want to tell me his every thought and complaint he felt through his day, maybe not every couple works when they are working so closely as a unit but to my experience that's when they are at their best
>>555987747Sure. Granted I’ve never been married. I’m sure there is a stage of marriage specifically where you can and should open up more. The man should still be the rock, but yes by all means he should share. But during the fun early stages of the first 6 months of dating is not the time complain constantly. It is not a good time to do so.
GGs Bloody Bhenchode Balancers.
gg wrom we smacked the zit
>>555988117gg worm, 3 phases is the fastest ive seen it die.
>>555987595Noxtroon is attention whoring on Nightreign twitch chats and discord since he got bullied out of here
>>555988263*err 2 phased it on screen with xis hax critz
>>555988378no one asked
>>555988289I’m surprised he’s still alive. I remember when I convinced him to put on a trip so I could filter him and then someone noticed he made 1000 posts in like 5 days.
>>555988289troontily abandoning ship speaks a lot about those who remain
>>555988289He’s not that ugly dude posting nudes on /b/ is he? The one complaining about how awful Finland is and how he wants some American man to marry him so he can escape?
>>555987480List of all erg couples?
>>555988528and so what?
queue
we're running with the shadows of the nightreign
>>555988862How many schizos are there complaining about Finland? I swear this is like the 3rd time I’m hearing about someone who matches that description
>>555988867Me and You. And You and Me.
>>555988527Kek I remember that, he was so desperate to pretend he's normal and had a thread-long meltdown
>>555989281Not sure. Finland seems like a nice place to live but Finnish schizos are like the Seal Team 6 of Schizophrenia.
reminder terr also squats in finland
>>555990156even doe he's swedish living in the netherlands?
Wasn't even fishing for one but somehow got two halo sloppers. gg
ggssssssssssssssssssss
champagne supernova in the skyyyyy
>>555990568CAUGHT BENEATH A LANDSLIIIDEEEEE
Damn, this place is worse than when I left.
>>555987497>pure hearted pvp players banterpoopa spammed gr***'s selfies from his twitter so he retaliated by commissioning a blacked comic of his tarnishednot very pure hearted if you ask me
>>555991063Anyone who can decipher any of these words genuinely deserves the death penalty in real life
>>555991063>>555991191hahaha
>>555991063Kino ngldes
>>555991191It's not that hard to understand.
>>555991063>banteryeah
>>555990234he plays a brown character because he is brown
turn around, bright eyes
>>555991594I like that song, steinman's own project pandora's box has great tunes like it but no one talks about it these days but I think it's just waiting to have its viral rediscovery moment
queued
>>555992782No bulge? What is this trash
>>555987345you don't understand the kind of
>>555991063>poopa spammed gr***'s selfies from his twitter so he retaliated by commissioning a blacked comic of his tarnishedI forgot about that lmfao but to be fair gr*** looked like a fucking caricature and he was a very cocky and annoying guy so he deserved it
>>555992782>filenameconfirmed to be a hag
it used to be better during ds2 and 3 fc days
>>555992949kind of what?
>>555992843we're wise to you this time
>>555993009the face reveal of gr*** was beyond iconic you had to be there>>555993270you know
>>555992782>no bulge Thank fuck
Geegees Dreglord.
lmfao it's been too long since I've played glass cannon
>>555993346dunno what you mean it's a good album
dark souls was better
>>555993771you mean bb
>>555993946you mean bbk
>>555990234even doe he’s not and you know it
>>555994132blood borne kart?
>>555993946I'm not a retard so i dont own a console
>>555994428would you please not talk to me if you're a neet? it leaves a bad taste, so you should consider talking less generally
>>555994643>wastes his rare free time as a wagie on this slop for years straightyikes
I heckin' love playing with chinks that obviously are coordinated in VC and lag the fuck out of the matches
Shadow of the Erdtree is the most fun I’ve had with video games since Dark Souls 1’s launch
>>555994854it's a good game anon and I'm glad to have the kind of attitude naturally that lets me repeatedly enjoy the thrills of these games as though for the first time, it's a blessing to not feel more dissatisfaction if anything
>>555994897bait used to be believable
>>555993515hungry like the woooooolfpandora's box, as in the band?
>>555995469yeah the band that has an album called original sin
i don't know how to fight the demon prince
>>555994897Said no one, ever.>>555995190>>555994643Good posts that angered the terrjeet.
>>555995747cringe
>>555995308It’s 100% true. The ending isn’t good but I love SOTE
>>555994897This. Finally being able to experience new ER content was the most fun I've had in a while. I'll never forget spending hours exploring all of gravesite plains and thinking "holy shit this dlc must be massive".
>>555995919when it launched I just ran around the plain looking at all the distant sights and I was so overwhelmed that I actually cried
>>555996119
GGs Barney. Funny stuff for sure at the end there.
>>555996119>>555995919i remember finding the field of blue flowers and thought that the game can actually look aesthetically pleasing.same goes for the ghostly area with red flowers.
>Wylder American >Guardian Indian >IroneyeSouth African>Raider German >Executor Japanese >Scholar Argentinian
gg caligo, nyaice hollows run, got this sick seal right as im doing dragon cummunion build!
twas scary haha ggs adel
Thank you for the staff, Doro-sensei. I'll keep practicing so one day I'll be able to throw out 5k damage spells like you!
>>555996249>lakersgood taste
>>555996119For me a big smile appeared on my face when first entering plains and seeing that view on the hill. Not many games can do that. It made me think "damn miyazaki you've done it again".>>555996249>black gorilla nigger can't grasp the joy of exploringMakes sense.
>>555996402>WylderIsrael
Why didn't anyone tell me scholars second highest damage stat is INT?
>>555996402Wylder is Northern European, Executor and Raider are mixed race and Ironeye is an amerimutt. Try harder.
>>555996840>Ironeye is an amerimutthe probably wears an emo shirt from hot topic.
>>555996119>>555995919>>555996508you can stop now the bait got some nibbles already
>>555997483Stop shitposting and get a job.
Bad gameBad general
Why are there suddenly so many bloody benchod bastard brahmin dahlits on erg?
>>555996419Even with my phys and invader buffs last time I tried pest threads it was so mediocre. Maybe they should have made it the starting spell instead of claw.
>>555998238who's that
>>555998210Is calling people trannies old meta? I need to catch up on all these new words
>>555998389whomst
>>555998303They nerfed pest threads from base ER, I meant the dragonfire
I miss Madison...
>>555996758Blessed kino game enjoyer.
>>555997483cringe
why is the confessor look so kino
gg, rrrraaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
Geegees GigaLibra. 1 Single purple staff dropped that whole run is some crazy stuff.
>>555999540atleast the 3x chests had something for you, I kept checking your staffs and I got sad
>>555999540Did you win?
the cum of being joyed inside
>when it launched I just ran around the plain looking at all the distant sights and I was so overwhelmed that I actually cried
>>555999450the fat one or the skinny one
>started my first playthrough about a year ago>decide to give it another go>load up my character>have no idea where i should be goingguess it's time to start a new character, what should my starting class be, i like 2handing weapons
>>555998006point that finger back at yourself and stop projecting on your betters
ed libra's fight is so cool, ggs man
>>555999914vagabond
>>555999838the starting class gear
>>555999787This looks fake
>>555999450Learn English>>555999739Didn’t happen btw
>>555999914Vagabond. I recommend finding the biggest piece of metal you can find and sticking either Cragblade or Royal Knights Resolve on it and you have my permission as an Elden Ring pro where to find those two Ashes.Also, axe talisman and ritual sword. You find them early and newfies usually sleep on them for the late game but they are good on almost every melee build
oops i accidently have a +6 flamberge before stormveil silly me haha no coop for me!
>>555987465wasnt the raped, none of us died more than once on the nightlord. and yes i was salty that the build i made several choices and concessions for during day 1 & 2 didn't work not because of rng or skill but because the game is unforgiving with latency on parries.also not sure how its "passive aggressive", I didn't have any issues with my teammates
>>556000659you seem upset gonna cry, troonoid?
what's his /erg/
>>556000847You should name him Zorban
roxys builds are evolving.. shes a wizard revvie now..
this doesn't seem right anymore
fuck the opening scene music is so good
>>556000905i name him coors
>>556000905I think terr is more fitting
>>556000458>>555999972why vagabond?
>>556001405objectively best starting classonly time it falls behind is if you plan to use arcane stat
>>555999926>t. filtered by rellanaKino.
>>556001405best starting stats and a solid starting inventory
>>556001045cringe troon lobby
q low key dead af
>>556000740It's just another episode of trooner lillies fag not understanding they are dogshit at parrying
GGs Horse. I couldn't believe the hate that troll held in his heart for me. >Ok that troll across the way is on the Ironeye, surely I can cast freely no-ACK>Ok well now he's attacking the other two while I'm running across, I should be fi-ACK
>>556002009Shut up gachatroon no one asked
>>556001568>>556001779also i plan on using faith too is there anything i should know about that
i am le queued
>>556002321No troon here friendo, I like fucking women and I like posting the pink Doro. Now queue up faggot.
going from linear ass ds3 to open world ER makes me feel very polarized. both of these options are yucky
>>556002608>avatartroon seethingkino
>>556002608Skorvan you really unblocked me just to snipe terr and then blocked me again... fucked up..
also simp
>>556002797Embarrassing for both of you tbqh
>>556002483Finally, so good art
>>556002797No, I blocked you again because the very first game I play with you, you start throwing shit around in the thread again when someone provoked you in the smallest way saying your ping is bad. You are the one who follows streamers Trish, I just play the game and post GGs afterward. I simply want no interactions with you at this point.
>>556003219holy based
>>556003219bodied that latinx freak
>>556003219Ok so I'm not allowed to refute when someone randomly says I'm laggy without proof? and what's the big deal at most it will take like 0.7 seconds to open a chest
>>556003219Based Hypocrite BTFOs another
>>556001663>hallucinating thingscinema indeed
>>556002483poser duchess main
You guys cry so hard about latency and shit, I used to parry chinks on 500 ping, literally just git gud
shut the fuck up you annoying faggot you don't even watch marine
"chinks" in pvp dont do D5 damage you brown obese tard
>>556003219Also I've no idea what you're talking about desu the only one that says anything is terr and he's the one seeing shit slide on his screen, not me, that never happens to me
>>556003219based skorv, the only good recluse on the pw which explains why trish seethes at you>>556003676get better internet you dumb spic, you don't even watch marine
>melty commencing
trish doesn't seem to understand that if he has practice tier internet while not having practice tier gameplay he's going to get blocked by the last few people in the thread
>>556003219based skorvCHAD
>>556003808if you're such a real weeb name every anime and v tuber>>556004098yes yes every time you say the same thing
brown tourist melty has commenced
>>556004098>practice tier gameplayTrish should cheat in 3 +3 vigor and 3 +increased max hp with all damaging relics too
His post didn't even make sense like I'm at fault because I got provoked? also now everyone is a ping expert? I don't even remember that happened...
>>556004098Midling ironeye that queue dodges?
you haven't read csmshut your goddamn mouth for once
>>556004386thats deviljeet you're talking about, practice has shit relics
gg hotdogslove me club
>>556004508trish is just a massive tourist to everythinghe pretends to be an ironic weeb but he's not even on that leveli wonder if there's anything he's genuine about
>>556004531You also have that setup practinx
gg clifford
>>556004639have you seen practice's relics? they're pretty bad, the only thing he has is max hp x6
>>556004748Yeah I've seen your pretend-bad but actually good setup and your like2 alt accounts pracctinx
>>556004846who else has pretend-bad but actually good relics?
>>556004941trishtinx
>>556004635>i wonder if there's anything he's genuine aboutbeing brown
>>556004635my favorite anime is king of the hill
>>556003886this>>556005121you both have that in common
>>556005256That wasn't even funny 10 years ago
>>556004941lotroon
>>556004635>i wonder if there's anything he's genuine about>genuineThat's not something his people are capable of
>>556005257>brownoid projectionkino
>>556005430This screenshot is fake
>>555953342
>>556005605Most of these I understand but why shifty yet no extremist?
>>556005605wtf sat and shifty did nothing wrong
>>556005605>didnt make the listI'll get there one day bros...
>>556003219
>>556005605>No zorbanExplain
shifty mellow and dingle did nothing wrong its just unplayable connection, sat is a haloslopper and zorban/extremist also did nothing wrong
>>556005605why haven't you blocked me? I shit on you all the time and grief your games
>21 people in password>half of them have each other blocked atleast they are all neets playing 24x7
>zorban did nothing wrong
>>556006419Should I grief terr's games?
>>556006538I would rather my queue not pop than have to suffer any more runs with extremist or dingle.
>>556006419griefing is funny
>>556005471>self narrationcinema indeed
i can't help it i'm a greatsword enjoyer
name one thing he did wrong, 'jakker
>>556007505Big swords are freaking cool!!!
>>556005605>>556006406block me I'm a haloslopper too
>>556006406I'm a halslopper toooooo block me nngngnn
gg bug
>>556007681super cool....
>>556006757elaborate
>>556007863Why does she have her hams hanging out? Looks dumb af
>>556006941you seem upset
>>556007863ugly freaks
>>556008060Because her skirt is open in that outfit?
>>556005605strayans... lost
he is still having his melty about being blocked
>>556007863>me, my dog, and my untreated tumor
>>556005605>unblocked troon merchant weak
>>556008302Ohhh shit. Dramaaaa
wish i had a handle of rum right now
>>555933138duelist cloak always looks cool
>>555932912>BloodBORESnoys will never stop praising this MID game
>>556008365Why?
>>556008657cause drinking and gaming is fun
>>556005605is that actually terr's blocklist thoI've played very recently with him and someone present in that list in the same lobby
Is greg relic good, made this raider build. I know it's only 30 buildup and it doesn't scale with arcane but might be good with fists r2 cuz double hit
>>556008831it's just shitposting bro no one has anyone blocked here
>>556008995it scales with arcane, but the greg relic is dogshit outside of the greglord fight
How much stagger do those relic lines add
>>556009042I know for a fact that I'm blocked by Sens at least
q
>>556009456are you blocked?
>>556008995Good up until you make the leap from depth 3 to depth 4. At depth 4 and up intentionally taking a hit is a laughable strategy, nevermind the fact that greg's incentivizes you to be inflicted with poison and never be at full health, also very impractical things at that depth.
>>556008995its meme tier aside from mking sparring ground webms with executor lolzors
>>556009525>>556009557>>556009067Ok thx
>>556009603Okay
gg dragon
>>556008995rot is good but it's easier to just pick scholar or dormant thrusting sword
>>555932505Could've been funnier if the dude in the background was red
>>556008995>>556010318+ please change that first deep relic
I am just a bimbo sissy who can't stop kissing the floor
>>556010409It's ok terr!
what's an early art of war i can put on the zweihander
>>556011540Ask chatgpt
>>556011540poisonous mistgiant huntquick/bh steplightning slash if dex build
bros how do i save her
>>556011830Ask grok
>>556012069i didn't ask if you were a faggot
>>556012173Ask gock
>>556012274like damn i can't even remember her name
>>556011830ask copilot
I'll remember to never trust a raider pillar on greg again.gg greg
>>556011540Here are some good early-game Ash of War options you can aim for: Top Early Ashes of War for Zweihander1. Lion’s ClawGreat all-around choice for a big strength weapon.Delivers a massive forward slam with huge poise and stance damage, great for staggering tougher enemies and bosses.Can be found relatively early in Fort Gael in Limgrave (after taking the short route from the starting area). �Gamerekt2. Giant HuntVery strong against mid- and large enemies — excellent stagger potential and burst damage.Works exceptionally well with your heavy strength scaling.Commonly recommended by players as one of the go-to weapon skills for greatswords/colossal swords early-to-mid game. �Reddit3. WarcryThis Ash of War changes your charge attack and pumps your physical damage for a short time — great for bursting down tougher foes when the opportunity arises.Often easy to pick up or buy early from merchants. �Reddit4. Impaling ThrustA faster poking weapon art that doesn’t chew as much FP and is super effective at uncontested hits.Especially useful if you struggle with slower wind-up moves. �aoeah.com5. Bloodhound’s Step (if survivability is your priority)Technically not a damage skill, but applying this gives your weapon a dodge-based weapon art that boosts mobility and can help avoid hits — very useful early game. �
>>556012753thanks jeepeetee
good morning erg!!
>>556014218
blogpost in 3. 2. 1.......
I don’t have much to blog about, I’m pretty unhappy and hope to share that with everyone though
Shut up
Continue
Game Over
>>556015123>>556015390>>556015458>>556015524>>556015571Gross shit-smelling terrjeet spam posts
>>556015571https://youtu.be/vhSHXGM7kgE?si=lla7EjdHvsP0I0bT
I won't give up!
>>556015918don't describe yourself terr
I fight for my friends!
even doe i run this genny
Like two nobodies at the end of the world fighting over nothing
>>556016524stop pretending to be terrjeet
>>556008302Terr sent me a dm after the stream apologising and saying he just got a bit emotional
obssessed with terr award
how do you even know that block list was terrs?
>>556017475The file name is in dutch
>>556017824wtf I love monday mornings now
it is my list
dont pretend to be me imposterr
i am the real terr
baba is terr
last 10 posts are trish
terr x trish
even doe i blocked him
uh oh
start doing this >>556018897
>>556018897>>556005605You really posted this just so I would notice you blocked me again huh, die die
>>556018897like, nobody fucking asked
oh uh
>>556019479I thought he was literally a brahmin from saarland
but we saw Trish and Terr playing together on smee's stream
you seem upsetti spaghetti 354
he wants my attention so bad see
just kiss already
smee?
pee?
>>556019614trish was skating to the moon and making the enemies drift like an AE86 so he blocked him after
yemmy yem
>>556019723Even tho it's you, I never see those kinda issues on my side, I might have some latency but net is stable
uh oh troonish melty
>ummm akshually no uthis is why you're blocked
>>556019845You're welcome to believe what you want, I was just observing what happened during the stream.
>melty II commencing
>>556019952The fact I was the one sliding doesn't mean I'm the one lagging. You have recorded other webm's from your perspective with shit sliding and I never see that
>>556019591No that's Saar K***ht
erg is finished dsg won
yamete kudasai terrjeet-sama purizu unblock
can you catty femboys stop squabbling like women and queue like the sexy feminine men you are?
gg gravity recluse, nice damage.
here comes lardboard with the weighty takes
maybe later im busy plapping my caged clitty to bbc sissy hypno rn
>>556020662Please unblock me im innocent please dont believe what they're saying
we don't need to know that endersissy
>>556020662>cope calling bellyou can tell this art was made before the DLC
would you say that you are... innojeet, mayhaps?
>>555959332>>555959021>>555962546Are we on /v/? The DLC by itself is better than Every other FROM game aside from sekiro. It was kino and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>556020946DLC is unanimously agreed to be dogshit and everyone who replays Elden ring doesn’t even enjoy the base game but typically stops themselves from playing the dlc because the memories of dogshit flood their brain
queue up
>>556020946I think it's just one really mad shitposter who got raped by rellana.
>>556021538fake duchess
>>556021538Based low quality duchess enjoyer
gg horse I didn't know he can aim the nuke at sebastian what if you unsummoned him and resummoned him next to someone as a prank haha
gg horsei couldn't keep sebastian alive through that nuke, i'm a failure...>>556020849more ding dings, just for you anon.
>>556023114unblock me i did nothing wrong
>>556020662>>556023114>sep 22nd 2025>jun 30th 2025how long until the beastclaw rev art starts coming out
ayooo I got CEKINO from that horse
>>556023180i don't even have you blocked anymore, is this reverse psych to get me to block you again?>>556023247never because _____erg is on its last legs.
go to bed trishjeet
@terr
>>556023293join the cult of priestess duchess, you know you want to.
@535what
sup friendsgonna be queuing in a bit
je moeder
terr why did you kill sycjs
the baby is yours
just revive dsg at this point
nashandra
even doe it never died
yo pierre you wanna come down here?
*shits aggressively*
elden saars... dsgawds are laughing at us again...
Splurt
>>556023403That's not even me I was playing with randos because q long, it was normal dogs and they both pulled out the halo slop... no mercy... Im glad ergites have some restraint
>>556025009guess where they were from
>>556025132
i dodged maris for you guys now i cant get a game
>>556025132Every random in this game is a chink it's so fucking annoying, they even play at their 1 am- 6am times, these motherless fucks don't sleep
>>556025264chinks run the world
>>556025326They literally outnumber us so bad, each erg would have to fight like 1 million chinese
so reporting for avatarfagging doesn't do anything right
>>556025426The janny looks and he's like omfg this avatarf*g so based of course
janny is a stinky jeet o algo
>>556025781who did you wipe to
>>556025873not that im just irritated by this underage sperg
>>556011540Buffstack with RKR it's fun
>>556022209>>556025483
>>556026228>>556026228>>556026228
>>556026273Too early faggot what the fuck>>556025748>>556025483>>556025426Actually true yeah
>>556008508>sour grapes pcuckold meltyKeep the tears coming!
>>556015918cringe
>>556015918>>556016524>>556017050>>556017292>>556017475>>556018494>>556018897>>556019631>>556019673>>556019839What motivates a “person” to thread shit like this? Is it mental illness? Something genetic?
>>556020946Kill yourself that never has been and never will be the case no matter how much you brain rape yourself into believing it
>>556020946inbred retard post im responding to
>>556025326lovely ricecel cope
>>556020946Fucking retarded mongoloid redditor
>>556021538>>556022209holy downgrade, low quality indeed
>>555999190>>555982058>>555982040>>555954909>>555954732>>555942547>>555995772>>555996794>>556023727>>556024381
>>555963549>>555961910stupid projecting hebraic
>>555944809True but I think what’s been provided is pretty solid still especially by the standards of shonen slop being released today.
>>555959458True. One of the best they ever made too. Such a tragic story.
>>555966547Hot and true!>>555970525Deserved.
>>556036504cringe
>>556038763>>556036504
>>555982798this>>555991063/dsg/troon lore is so weird
