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>Latest Nightreign patch notes
https://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032

>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcome
https://rentry.org/d5guide

>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coop
https://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png

>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)
https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg

>Main Information Document
https://rentry.org/erpasta

>Character Planners
https://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit

>Interactive Map
https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between
https://www.nightreignmap.com/en

>Miscellaneous Nightreign Data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4

>Group/Multiplayer Password
erg

Touch Bloodstain: >>555932505
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q
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>>556026331
only if you're not trish
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>icons for screen brightness test is heolstor walking to the spirit sanctuary
blessed kino
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good morning sirs
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When will /erg/ move onto seamless runs?
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depths 6 when
balance patch when
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>>556026553
Are the first 2 new bosses or just new seeds? Sus
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every time I do that dogshit boss I'm just floorkissing wormbait
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GG
I think I basically downloaded ed balancers at this point as long as you can dps one. Good teamwork Undetaker.
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>>556026682
new seeds that ports more bosses
romina and fortisax are broken and will follow you halfway across limveld
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Troonfy how are you a 3bar queen on duchess, literally just spam dodge lol?
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>>556027196
shut up trishtinx you retarded sperg
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>>556027196
do not insult naefy
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>>556027196
floorhuggers are needed so that decent players feel more accomplished in carrying the match when they win or to seethe at them and at their incompetence and thus make the thread more alive instead
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We all blocked pracjeet right
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>>556027685
Why did they change name
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>>556027196
naefy is the coolest duchess on the pw when they're not playing haloslop
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>>556027798
piqf mogs naefy
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how do you manage lag with a latinx host?
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>>556027798
define a cool duchess
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are we seriously devolving into namedrop central
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>>556027958
Same way you do with any other third world host
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>>556027958
1. view player's steam on css
2. memorize blue's character
3. alt f4 if they are host on the walk-in screen
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>>556027798
cc > Naefy > Piqf
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>>556028145
always has been
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who's the coolest wylder and why is it pepe
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>>556028513
i want to see his blocklist desu
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that's pepeGAWD for you
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>pepejobber
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>>556027974
Me
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>>556028445
sad to see it
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Kneel
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>>556029018
a common sight with wyldjeets
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>>556027915
idk where either land on the sigma male mewer scale but he plays aggressively which I like a lot
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gg dragon
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>>556029568
gg caligo got completely smoked
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>>556029686
>>556029568
ggs
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>>556031172
Making Executer a guy was a HUGE waste fucking hell
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>>556031256
die coomer, hes cool as a guy
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gg
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>>556031256
terr would have cried if they made his self insert troonier than it what it already is so they had to make this one small concession (still kept in her original skirt though)
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dear sar, I'm qued up
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>>556033061
3/3
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>>556031256
true
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Milli Milli
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The drops in day 1 and 2 are the same across story mode and Everdark Sovereign? They feel the same, in terms of difficulty and drops. I've had expeditions where the first two days are extremely easy and there's no hitch. Then the Everdark Sovereign slaughters us.
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>>556027798
>>556027915
>>556028367
Zdrada clears
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>>556029212
>exejeet projection
kino

>>556031256
a brown one at that

>>556032282
hes a brown dork thoughbeit
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shit wylder
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>>556033892
Cute and goofy image
You can tell this was made by a underage amateur girl artist
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need a saar to streamful bloody please
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I wanna try the priestess build too, is this good enough? I won't cut fuckers in half but I think I could make decent use of whatever the RNG throws at me
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Dawgshit exesaar
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>>556035714
@smee
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that was certainly a run of all time
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dogshit l2game
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>>556035962
@EXTREMIST*
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>>556036157
>>556036182
cut in half moment
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>>556036332
@trish
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>>556035717
>subjecting yourself to incantation rng
revenant only gained traction as a character after she had literally all rng removed from her
why would you want to be pre-buff revenant
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>>556036332
https://www.twitch.tv/yungscrill69
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>>556036429
idk what dormant weapon would you run then, sacred seals was the natural fit for a priestess
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>>556036762
I wanna see straight sword duchess
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ggs gladius
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>>556035717
what does that one balancer do for you?
>>556036413
if I kept magic dagger instead of that shitty moon spell DTS wouldn't be alive, my bad
>>556036810
I've tried ISA duchess with straight swords it feels bad to play because of her shitty stamina, maybe if you got the dog raid that build would be pretty good
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https://www.twitch.tv/yungscrill69
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>>556037328
>no bulge
canonically herm, get it right
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what is this audio birdjeet?
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>>556036419
>>556036332
>>556035962
This is not your trooncord or /dsg/ stop that shit
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>>555958634
>>555962806
People don’t fuck with me.
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>>556031256
I just wish his armor was better looking
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>>556033628
More femboy pussy for me.
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>>556033747
My cute army-slaughtering wife
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@trooncord
@dsg
Is this >>556037509 true?
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randoms disastrously failing with the night 2 boss right before augur despite being lvl 15 made me want to step outside, breathe some fresh air, and contemplate a change of lifestyle
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Save the grandpas
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>>556040306
gg funny run with some retarded deaths
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>>556037127
"balance" the build so I can L2slop to some extent in case I don't get good incants
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>>556037724
You ever got hit in the face with nunchucks?
You ever got hit in the face with a PITCHFORK?
NUNCHUCKS AND A PITCHFORK COMBO?
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those balancers would have gone much smoother if you didnt steal the fists with the skill passive
you didnt even have any good skill spam weapons
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ggs balancers i think that was the first time i saw 2 red poi pop up
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>>556040036
show them to your girlfriend
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>>556040886
oh didn't know you wanted them ehe
>>556040921
I don't know what was going on in that castle so many red circles and the caligo storm made it a mess
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>>556041178
>oh didn't know you wanted them ehe
I LITERALLY pinned it after it was pinned
whatever, we won and you're cute so i forgive your dumb-dumb ass
please stop 3 barring
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>>556011805
you should always be picking up lightning slash for goldfraud, hoarah loux, and fire giant anyway
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>>556037780
Good taste, I also love femboys and will now fall sleep to cute femboy breathing asmr good night
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Revvie wevvie click clack her tiny lil nude girlfeets! Exquisitely crafted exposed porcelain slapping and plapping on the floor!
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>>556041942
>she's an object so she doesn't need shoes
that seems like a really good reason for her to wear shoes, though
none of that damage on her is getting fixed
how does she even heal
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>>556041942
this is you after plapping cold hard jagged porcelain dollussy
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Holy shit they just datamined ED heolstor and ED greg and sote weapons
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>>556042748
Source doko?
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>>556042069
Iron Menial helps repair her and she has replacement parts desu.
Ex: Big boob chest replacement for paizuri. Pp abdomen replacement for when one of the girls needs correction.
>>556042305
You just need to cause her to ult in order to survive.
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>>556043228
You'll live, the damage to your peepee stays though
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>>556042748
anon don't, the copers are already on suicide watch
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i have acquired a flamberge in my ER playthrough for my int build but i only level int to use magic weapon buffs
i dont know what else i can use here. i thought ice spear would have worked on it for ashes of war but apparently not.
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>>556042748
>>556043869
Please don't hurt me like this
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>>556044006
That shit did good damage even on my RL1 playthrough, no scaling needed. Good Giants Hunt stick or something to use to target boss weaknesses with flaming strike/sacred blade/lightning slah
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>Be nightreign
>be me
>be depth 5
>be erg
>Guardian invader drops a +2 Halberd with Ice Spear
>excitedly drop it for one of the players with balancer relics
>everyone just confusedly looks at me and leaves
>fall to the floor
>all my broiled prawns and exalted fleshes spill out of my pockets
>start crying
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>>556044343
flame strike is cool just takes forever to activate. after coming from ds3 i learned to abuse weapon arts/ash of wars for the troublesome mobs but giant hunt shenannigans are kinda boring.
guess i was going for frost/bleed build but i cant remember where to get a frost infusion quicker other than ice spear so im FUCKED

im like level 40 +6 weapon already before stormveil and coop is dead because im a gay retard who jumpstarted too quick.
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holy shit miquella is in the epstein files
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>>556044006
Double Slash or Repeating thrust to take advantage of innate bleed buildup.
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Ill allow the halo slopping for having to play with bird
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>>556044685
go kill rilly nilly and get chilling mist den. she's easy.
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>>556045163
i might just grab hoardstomp frost after wiki'ing. not a lot of options but thats right outside carian
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lame I was trying to ult right there but guess it didn't read my input
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>>556045276
>>556045163
wait yeah both are after that. fuck.
ill just do the repeating thrust like anon suggested since flamberge doesn't have any thrusts
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bg
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>>556045352
>>556045564
names?
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I think we should play that mod that adds new shit
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>>556040036
Why do cuckoo knights kill them in Trina swamp castle for no reason anyway?
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>>556026553
we should play the middle one. Can you disable fortisax though? and I would still only want to do 3 people runs
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>>556046245
I’m Caligo
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ggs ED caligo
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>>556046554
no, you are a fat bald man from bangladesh
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>>556046835
ggs wylder & rev
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I am a brahmin wylder main from delhi
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>>556042305
Except it’s soft and wet and warm because she’s a magic doll
>>556044757
Malenia too
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>>556047520 (me)
Just kidding I am a smelly dalit executor main from mumbai and this was my falseflag post
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>>556034192
>see Wave of Gold one-shot Condemned
Is that the secret?!?
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>>556040036
If you talk to grandpa until he gives you the half-medal and then stop talking to him he won't die
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random d5 queue is infinitely better than current password queue
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Would it be better to build wylder with 2 balancers, night invader and phys up stack, or 6 IISA? For axes and greatswords specifically. Do light attacks lose on that much damage if you don't stack IISA?
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>>556007681
Why do you keep posting this image
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>>556048793
It's me and shifty
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Depth 6 will have double nightlords back to back, but your resources and consumables will not restore between fights
Similar to Slay the Spire ascension level 20
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>>556048758
double balancer + invaders, easily
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>>556048851
Naefy...
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>>556048758
>IISA
what's issa?
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in q
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>>556049115
I thought so as well (also way easier to build), why is the IISA one so glazed though? Feels so restricting
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why is erg culture centered around blacks and indians
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>>556048758
Balancers has a higher ceiling but 6 isa is cekino and much more consistent, good for solo.
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>>556049335
gg can this game give me a different nightlord today pls
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>>556049810
The game gave me 2 balancers today already
I legit don't want to boot up a 3rd time
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>>556049948
balancers %chance of being the expedition target in depths should be lowered
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>>556049550
Did you not see the Epstein files? /pol/ was created the day after Epstein was in moot's ear.
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>>556026553
Trooniest post ever made in this place
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>>556038494
>>556036504
>>556034535
>>556033372
>>556033129
>>556033051
>>556032859
>>556032634
>>556032413
Excellent curry scented reterr(d)jeeta falseflag posts as usual just get back in containment before I grab the tire iron maggot
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>>556033747
>>556038358
The art is so much better it’s embarrassing
>>556041178
>>556041891
Stop being lewd
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ggs red harmonia
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Bg zero counterplay to worm just smooshing me up against a wall and wriggling. I wish the zero damage negation actually did ots fucking job
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>>556051365
Why are you melting down and false flagging as better posters again? Kill yourself.
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>>556051856
See >>555934837. Also >>555940091. His mom just revealed herself to be a slut. He’s going through a tough time right now. Please be understanding of his sperg outs.
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>>556050821
>ear
butthole more like
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>>556051365
you triggered the brown troon known as terr now xhe is seething and dilating well done
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>>556051640
i don't even try anymore when i'm at the wall and the worm is looking at me it's just joever
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how is dreg one of the most honest and fun boss is in the same dlc as the dishonest gangfight slopfest that is the balancers
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>>556049252
my wife is so cute…
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>>556051856
>>556051915
>>556051961
>>556051365
Stop replying to yourself terr
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>>556051975
I used the perfume that “prevents damage” but it didn’t do anything
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>>556052030
Balance :')
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>>556052115
>>556051961
That poster raped you beyond all comprehension. Your mind is his playground. Receptive of his seed. You lost. Get back in containment.
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sybau
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>>556052358
you seem upset
gonna cry, troonoid?
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>>556052030
I fucking hate balancers but I'd still rather see that absolute trash heap of a fight than have another nothingburger adel/pests/caligo/fulghor or base form-anything fight
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I would've preferred if Miquella rather than abandoning body parts, did the reverse and tried remaking himself through piecing a mutant frankenstein body from pieces he's grabbing everywhere. Then it might be a more interesting boss.
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I noticed Terr and Extremist queueing together a lot lately. New /erg/ couple?
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>>556053965
becoming a being of pure light that fades as quick as the clouds roll in is the perfect end for his character.
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>>556052134
The one that converts damage into life?
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>>556052134
I've been oneshot through opaline before, shits fucking dumb
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>>556046554
Im Gladius but with Maris vibes. Or Maris with Gladius aesthetic.
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>>556047836
bodied that exefreak, well done.
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>>556053813
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>>556050821
>newfag fell for leftist cope on xitter
lol
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>>556054576
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Bg since it was shitdel. Figured just letting myself get eaten was the fastest route to end it
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>>556055516
NAMES. RIGHT NOW!
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>>556054951
>guy who can't accept his entire ideological belief was fabricated by billionaire pedophiles
You are a slave to the system you'll realize it sooner or later
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>>556055936
For the people who won list?
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https://files.catbox.moe/hka7rh.jpg
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does the 'cord still exist? haven't seen anyone shilling it for a while
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Shut up troon merchant you will forever remain C tier
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I just beat Rellana with Tiche
Sorry sweetie but I really wanted your swords
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C(ute) tier god
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>>556056250
Good bait
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bloody bitch cunt ed libra saar benchod randoms bloody cunt
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sote weapons this week are you ready
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>>556056250
Much like Cuckstein, you find troons attractive and valid, you are the psyop'd one.
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>>556057813
Woah hey, I didn't ask to know about your fetish. Keep that to yourself.
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>>556057808
I AM SO READY!!!!
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why is jeenine allergic to kicking greatshields to guardbreak them, THIS is /erg/'s pvp hero?
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>>556058561
You are the only one still watching that slop shut up
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even doe g9 is dsg's
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g9 general
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Man D5 ED Balancers is genuinely scary
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gg smol horse, I forgot to change relic setup for lightning strike
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>>556059628
only if the host of the lobby is from a third world country like zogmerica or australia
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>>556059731
that's all good we bodied him anyway
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>>556058561
why are you watching a woman play dark souls on the internet
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jeetnine lost
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>ult bar at 99%
>looks full
>I die
skill issue
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queue..
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q is filled with F tiers rn doe
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>>556055441
twin
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>>556061695
Zullie the Man!
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Bg since there was a shartian
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>>556061736
Zullie is a girl
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gg heolster, dunno why you guys pussied out on the golem in the first camp

>>556061757
weird self hating post.
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always a flashback when i see someone posting about the lawsuit schizo on twitter
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holy dragon rape
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Not liking the look of gohans eza desu
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>>556059914
I was more saying in the sense that blood crazed twitching Valkyries that can basically one shot you rushing at you at full force is scary and hot, but yeah, that too
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>>556062786
What
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where Spellbound
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slopreign number one game in india saar
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>>556064091
theres a reason the 1650 is the most used graphics card on steam right now
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>>556065215
All you guys suck and are boring so I'm random queuing
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>it's been very slow today
yup it's the blocked
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the blacked
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stfu trishjeet
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>>556065496
mellow...
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terrible weapon luck there but ggs
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>>556065323
Have fun with your cheating chinese randos
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thank you /erg/
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>>556065686
ye same, gg, dunno if it was ping or my frozen hands but couldnt parry the crucible knights for shit
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true gambling would be using a 6x crit executor build and hoping you're the host
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>>556065391
what did I ever do to you?

>>556066009
that build sucks others have to do all the work before you take your epic crit
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>>556065921
i think you weren't the host so it could be the ping, nice try man haha
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shut the fuck up for once annoying spic
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>>556066009
Again, that "host" thing is just the newest sh*tter's cope, I've parried china in PvP with 600ms
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>>556052358
>>556047836
got his faggot ass he started projecting immediately nice work
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gg greg
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>>556058561
>>556059429
>>556059596
>>556065496
>>556065569
We don’t need to know what your brown boyfriend is up to keep it to yourself
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I just rando queued for any of the 3 ED on erg, someone else is here....
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>>556066669
lmao I queued by accident
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>>556066392
>terrjeet samefag melty
kino
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>>556026553
I might try this. Can you manually set the depth level and nightlord?
Maybe I'll stream some of this if so.
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Damn, I was expecting Everdark.
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Bg since the wyldcuck had zero relics yet didn’t go down once while I went down 5 times, stupid bloody bastard
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>>556059224
my husband says this is what I look like bedrotting all day
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Just fuck my shit up.
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>>556067731
name?
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please stop pinging worthless items
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>>556067731
lmao lucklet
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Pretending to be Indian is the height of humor
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>>556067943
*aggresively pings a blue flail with Improved Guardbreaking passive*
Say my name
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>>556067689
who was the wyldcuck
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>>556068385
Presneesh mortis or something
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seems double balancers is better than almost everything for everyone besides casters
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>>556066810
>terrjeet self narration
cinema indeed
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Seems that doing damage is the key to winning. Strange.
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>>556068773
I hung onto gaols for a while but if you're running melee without the red balancer relic wtf are you doing
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>>556068156
it got old around my office in 2019 tbqh
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nice games you two wylders
t. duch & iron
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>>556069409
Your office sounds fun. You were just ahead of your time I guess.
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gg horse
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gg mystery adel we got a lot of yellows there
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>>556068714
oh yeah you got the no relic griefer who changes his name after every match. unlucky.
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GG Adel. I derped out at the end.
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>>556070691
how about a steam id then.
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Noticed something weird recently,randoms tend to wipe the floors against regular bosses but die less against the nightlords (unless it's dreg or ed Harmonica) what's up with that?
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>>556067689
>don't die
>still get seethe messages from the trans queens of erg
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>>556070691
That guy is probably less blocked than me..
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gg fulghor, arcane raider is interesting
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Bg because I failed the aesthetic path again
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why does every wylder here play like a fucking retard?
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>>556072405
they are indians, please understand
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>>556071973
Don’t worry, you’re probably less blocked than someone like terr in turn >>556053867
Cute
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>>556072351
wdym
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>>556072405
I'm not only retarded, I'm the real fucking deal
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>>556072549
I guess... probably not..
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kill yourself brown tourist
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>>556073034
it's impressive how you're here all day to reply to me everytime
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>>556070691
Post his name please
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>you
>to me
what makes people reply like this in the anonymous forum
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>>556073219
Trish can post him and his profile. I'm done for today.
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>>556073275
ur the only one that autistic it's easy to tell
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where's all the queuers
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I'll take the bullet and dodge augur
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>>556073368
read my post again
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bitch
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inshallah the cartel will kidnap and torture this fag to death
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dodge adel too pls
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https://vocaroo.com/1oH3jemZM8Gf
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>>556073908
I bet it's the husbandposter
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>>556073908
I love erg girls
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>>556071441
training mod but they only care about nightlords
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>>556074108
Imagine using the """"training" mod... you might as well cheat marais and grafted on your relics yikes
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>>556073908
Voicetrain some more fag
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>>556074185
>heh, I'm so good at this game I don't need to train
>proceeds to 6 bar
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>>556074602
Ill train normally by playing the game not cheating tyvm
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>>556056665
why are exejeets like that
>>556063864
latinx speak don’t worry about it
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stfu trishtinx or ill call ice on your beaner ass
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>Seamless doesn't let you manually select the depth level
Dammit, why? I wish this mod was more fully fledged. Either you can select DoN but then not the boss, or select any everdark but you only use basic relics?
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>>556073908
least obvious tranny voice
>>556074185
oh my fucking god shut the fuck up just shut up you're so annoying
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>>556074185
Never getting out of terr's blocklist award
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>>556074718
By "train" you mean get carried
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>>556066114
>>556072695
>>556072619
>>556072828
Mating press.
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GG. This weapon is actually fun.
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>>556075118
worthless goycattle slave
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>>556072549
terr has people lining up to snipe his stream, no fucking way he's mass blocked.
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>>556075769
He never was mass blocked. The transistors love him.
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>>556073908
>>556073979
That is 100% the husband poster. She sounds like she’s a ditz who doesn’t get out of bed.
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>>556075769
no one here blocks anyone just like how no one here has any filters set up
thats what being attention starved looks like
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>saintriot using a magic straight sword vs caligo
hes never making it to depth 5
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>>556073908
I chuckled. Here's your (Ypu).
>>556074185
Oh that sucks. You could learn all of the curseblade's backstab opportunities that way and also how to circle the lion warrior.
>>556076182
That depends on whatever else he has. If it's against ED then it doesn't matter as much.
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I want to have sex with Romina
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>>556076618
>(Ypu
I'm never living this down.
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>>556076182
Caligo is only 20% resistant to magic. The only boss that significantly resists magic is the white moth in bug duo/trio. hes not getting to D5 because he throws every run the second he gets a shield with any kind of parry on it.
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>>556076705
I do that sometimes.
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>Set scaling/Depth level
>Have Deep relics useable
>Be able to choose any boss
Is there any way to do this through Seamless? Why is it so fucking limiting? No one who plays vanilla DoN would want to go back to 3 relic slots, no cursed items, no red enemies, etc.
Honestly about to give up on using that Map Variation mod
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How come the only time I get a shifting earth map is when it's active on my end? That's how it works? How often does it activate? Seems like I only get one when I fell an Everdark Sovereign for the first time. Is it strictly locked behind the Sovereign Sigil merchant? That seems steep.
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>>556077065
oh also seamless scaling doesnt apply to mobs which seems pretty retarded and arbitrary so it would still be easier than depth level even if you used its scaling feature
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>>556075769
people will do that for any stream here because they're attention whores and it's fun
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>random 9 barred against death knights.
i am never reaching depth 5 without /erg/
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>>556077072
It can sometimes trigger by itself if you win an expedition but you can also get it if one of your teammates has it. You can manually trigger a shifting earth by going to the sigil shop.
Shifting Earths are completely random in the Deep of NIght and not tied to your active shifting earth.
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trish you bitch lasagna you took my full hp negate at dupe shrine when you already had it
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>>556075769
>what is unblocking and then blocking again for the sake of screwing with some obnoxious brown
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>>556077327
Just go solo if it bothers you so much and don't feel like queueing with anons.
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Bg because it was shitdel and hollows
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>>556076618
>>556076772
not bringing a fire weapon is just retarded
sorry
also he was scholar and brought no status effects no confer items and his pots did no damage, he's a worthless shitter
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>>556077486
you have to avatarfag as bird now
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>>556077431
never trust a C tier at the duping shrine or spirit shelter shop anon
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What's with all of the throwing and leaving faggots suddenly popping up in Depth 4? Even when you end up winning the match anyways
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>>556077678
>PvE game
>People still take the game seriously
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>>556077352
Thanky, thanky.
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>>556077574
Np
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>>556077483
I'm not good enough to solo with Recluse sadly.
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GG wizard team, that was a clean hot dawg
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>>556077879
Unfortunate.
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>>556077929
ywnbawitch
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>>556077483
Solo depths is a nightmare though
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>>556077929
gg
but also >>556077431

inb4
>it was in store
already bought and dropped that one
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>>556077543
Items confer to allies is nearly useless. Makes it really inconvenient to level up food, and the only effect that might save a bad run is crab, but isnt going to protect a bad player from themselves on D5. Flesh just makes an already strong run stronger. Max level Turtles are only useful for low stamina casters. Shared starshards are nice but people should be managing their own FP.
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>>556078067
It's doable. You don't even need to be insanely skilled, though night bosses you don't know well or are otherwise tedious will feel VERY opressive.
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>>556077431
Hmmm didn't it work out in the end? lmao
I needed that piercer cuz I was doing carian sword sorcery build
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>>556078248
shards dont confer to allies
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fake women are real women
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>>556077754
This this this
>>556077486
Cute
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>>556077754
this but unironically
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>>556077486
I like hollows more than normal map now, the average loot is better
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>>556075621
Don’t present your self description to me terr, this isn’t Grindr.
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ggs gigagoat sorry for griefing i didn't get a single family head what the fuck was that haha
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GG Giga goat
No LGBTQ during the fight made it a mess, but it was fun
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>>556081329
>>556081342
pretty shit rng on all fronts but we made it through good job gang
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Is there a third talisman pouch? I could swear I had that once, but the pouch from the merchant is for consumables. Maybe I imagined it, surely the result screen doesn't account for it.
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>>556081879
there is no way to get more than two talismans
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>>556081879
Ask chatgpt
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>>556081920
Thankems.
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bg augur
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bg
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>>556073908
thanks for sharing retard-chan
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>>556082992
Thanks for your service but we already know they’re going to leave it up due to their love of the post’s subject matter
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for free
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delete ed augur
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>>556083473
your alt+f4 at character select, bro?
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>>556083473
It's free, though. What do you mean?
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>>556083231
>he deleted his post
funny bit but janitors are not that based
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>>556083473
delete trish
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>>556083651
>another chinese player with this name
how many do you think are there?
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Before and after sorting through hundreds of relics, it's so nice to be free from evergaol jail
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>>556083651
>depth 0
lmao
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>>556084252
>Wyldcuck and shit relics
>Doesn’t even realize he can have two (2) of those effects in one story relic
Like clockwork
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should've went with a generalist build but ggs small bug
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>everdark libra
>playing undertaker, balancer relic
>ironeye on my team has 2 (two) marika's hammers with increased L2 damage
>doesn't drop one
>goes 3 bars within 5 minutes against libra
I hate ironeye niggers so much
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>>556073908
trish why can't you make cute vocaroos like this
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>>556084252
Dude what the hell are you doing
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>>556067731
If I ever make it to 9999, I'm never playing the depths again.
In fact, I'll just start a fresh save file, and work my way back up on that, preserving the old file in amber.
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relic building in don is just more fun i can't go back to regular games
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>>556086113
Just by being Undertaker, you have made the fight 3x harder. Because the condemned undertaker is the hardest condemned to fight against by a large margin.
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>>556072405
>exepajeet projection
kino
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>>556084252
Anon just use earring+invaders+balancers and then a bunch of phys4/affinity. Wylder is solved
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>>556083984
holy fucking based
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>>556087360
thats cap af. the worst 2 will always be ironeye and recluse.
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>>556078248
>isnt going to protect a bad player from themselves on D5
It literally is. Crab + level 2 debuff basically nerfs the boss to D2. It's also gonna save a good player from the occasional fumble
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>>556087485
got his ass
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>>556086215
>>556087784
It's an all purpose Wylder build, there's no 2 blue 1 red chalice for me to try the double balancer flaming strike skill spam. I could swap out the middle blue one for one balancer or even more crits but not having the fiery follow-up messes up my flow of combat
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I know it doesn't buff the DoT but I kind of want to just do a fire atk+godslayer incant rev build
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>>556088893
This is the most retarded shit I've ever heard. Just go double balancer earring like any sane person so you don't grief people's runs, you have no idea what you're doing
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skill cooldown is better than balancers for wylder
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>>556088893
All 3 of your relics are bad. Fire followup adds like 10 damage. ult fire + grapple are literally on his earring as one relic. fire2 and crits arent doing anything. you're missing night invaders too which is a near guaranteed 21% every single run. flaming strike isnt a good skill to spam. you can find fire weapons in the field if you really fucking need it idk why you're so obsessed with fireslop on your relics. you don't need both balancer relics just the red one
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erm i'm just gonna keep taking lltbt ahah sorry!
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>>556089730
Shut up manbird pepe
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queue up please erg friends
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>>556088893
the followup is only good in solo d5 for staggerlocking knights. just run balancers or at least dormant fists in multiplayer.
>>
nt
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>>556026228
How much can I simp in this game? Youtube shorts have convinced me to give this game a try
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bg death knights
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wat
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noob
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you know a souls game that had always honest bosses? vanilla dark souls 2. every fight there was honest, no wonky hit boxes, no wonky mix-up movesets that confuse you it was just honest fights. now this moden soulssloppa? all dishonest and weird ass fighters.
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*crickets*
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>>556091596
>dark souls troon
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>>556088543
It only lasts 60 seconds, if you have some zdps shitter 3barring its gonna be a long fight and you really have better things to do than babysit a zdps shitter following them around with a crab buff.
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>>556091596
>can't dodge some attacks without leveling the iframe stat
>insane tracking
>oversized hit detection
Stfu revisionist troon
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>>556089543
but I play the game solo so I'm not griefing anyone else
>>556090212
I do wanna try a fists run on Wylder because of the stagger crit and ult loop potential but none of the dormant fists relics have other good or usable passives
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>>556091596
This but bloodborne
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>>556092000
I'd like her to regurgitate my bone, if you know what I'm saying as an allegory for oral sex
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now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here?
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>>556092620
Miquellester
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>>556091596
>honest
who cares if enemies are boring and predictable that does not equate to fun
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>>556092620
Miquella mind raped him so Miquella. Miquella is the villain of the story I’m glad he’s dead
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>>556083651
>>556084219
What's the deal with that "Learn from RVC" name?
I've seen several of them and they almost always suck.
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>>556091865
>>556091949
>>556092224
>>556092496
Good posts
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nobody's replying to me this thread
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>>556093539
just wait until the thread is almost dead and the mass-reply retard strikes
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>>556093539
>>556093653
>>556093405
holy trvke
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>>556093653
Why does he do it? Is he trying to send a message?
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>>556093120
miqueller made the unalloyed gold needle to protect his sister from manipulation by the outer gods, yet he manipulates others without remorse (literally threw away his heart) to achieve his self-serving goals.
why is he such a red flag and why am i sold on him?
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>>556092000
Too bad she doesn't look like that
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gg
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>>556094360
gg greg very nice run
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>wiped to lion and creep award
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>>556095228
terrtinx coded post
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>>556093539
Show me which posts are yours I can give you a reply
>>556093653
You sound upset, schizophrenic or brown (likely all of the above)
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>>556095526
>upset
nah, it's hilarious seeing the thread at page10 then suddenly there's a wall of replies from one retard
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>>556093985
terr hates mass replies because the tire ironGAWD always stretches his asshole wide open with them and it gives him nightmares like a parodical PTSD victim so he’s probably just milking the lolcow
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Ok why the fuck did they give Mohg some weird pillar gimmick in nightreign?
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Shut the fuck up about yourself terr. I KNOW it's not some other faggot obsessed with a literal who ITT, there's no way someone is that pathetic.
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>>556094781
Gggggg
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>>556095317
>doesn't know the lore
from a D0 lobby btw
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>>556095738
Immediate emotional response therefore correct. Nicely proven. Noted for further extractions from the cow in the future.
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who made that mess?
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>>556095716
you seem upset
gonna cry, troonoid?
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>>556096498
yes :((((((
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>>556096898
oh… :/
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>>556097206
apologize to me ;_;
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where is the mass reply guy when he replies to you two i am ready to reply with "cringe"
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gaygay bugs, sorry I'm a bit off my game but atleast we won
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GGs Buggos.
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gg cumsters
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>>556097408
I can pretend to be him if you like. how does he post?
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>>556094027
he's so me-coded
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hello im joining the queue for the next couple of days until nioh 3 comes out
note i haven't played d5 in a while so expect me to die alot
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>>556097910
please dont metaslop, zdrada
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>>556097902
who the fuh is dis lil nih
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post that on the cord
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>>556097910
what game were you playing?
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>>556095921
I do know the lore, that's why I made that post.
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terr gaped this 'neral
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>>556097904
what the fuck is wrong with you
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gaped by*
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no more t*rr posting below this post
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>>556098656
winner post
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terr is based thoughbeit
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>>556097910
We love metaslop
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terr won
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obsessed doebeit
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>>556097987
can't promise i won't haloslop ED balancers
>>556098240
the only game i beat from start to finish recently was ps2 star wars force unleashed, after that i tried to play/replay like 6 different games and quit them all very fast. im autistic like that idk, then decided I'll just play nightreign to waste time until i can play a game im actually interested in
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what no hp negation does to a mf
I promise I wasnt trying to grief
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I MISS MADISON
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>>556098701
this winter I'll win, terr
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won the most bullied and blocked jeet award*
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I MISS TERR
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>>556099098
if you want to be together you have to go get her anon
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>>556099045
I played divinity 2 and now im playing bg3
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GAWDLIKE
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I MISS YOU
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>dodging dogs
pussy
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>>556099735
my game crashed
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>omg I suddenly forgot how much of a faggot terrjeet is xD
kys newcuck
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hes based doe
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>>556099512
this albums so good
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>d5 solo
>night 1
>level 5
>circle just closed
>augur invades
>still didn't get a good weapon
>do shitty damage per hit when I get the chance to hit
Nope. Alt f4
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How bad is the rot/poison buildup when below max hp curses?
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Geegees Lil Libra.
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we got too strong for it to be normal
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>>556100336
Rot makes a shit run impossible, doesn't really matter when you are getting carried or the run is going smoothly. Poison is less bad, obviously.
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word on the street is that terr won
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>>556097295
ok sorry :3
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I miss Bryn
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>>556101090
thank you :)
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>>556100336
Not bad considering everything one shots you if you never get mitigation items anyway
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>dreglord
>dreglord
>heolstor
>heolstor
>dreglord
Game could atleast give me good passive but nah everything just has to be cancer
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>>556099423
Is it possible to have taste this shit
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>>556100194
it's great but the track good morning, captain is what the album is to me.
maybe nosferatu man as well? but yeah it really is all about that final track for me.
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YUH YUH YUH YUH YUH YUH
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>>556100336
very free as executor
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>>556101573
those two songs started out as riffs the drummer came up with, they're my two favorites off the album as well, they have such an outstanding energy for such practiced performances
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fucking /mu/fags
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>>556099098
She’s polishing this alabaster pole lil bro call back later
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>>556101519
they're good games
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>>556102412
Are you her boyfriend?
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Taking damage causes sleep buildupx3 on executor is pretty amazing
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gawdskin
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sorry fellas first time facing him ranged
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>>556090212
dormant fists is overrated. especially when the greatsword pool is so good.
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d5 red bear is so fucking cancer solo
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Chances of kinoreign getting a second dlc?
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meant to prevent his stampede but jump attacked instead oops
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>>556103056
>greatsword pool is so good
lol
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>>556102960
amazing as griefing games like most exebrowns*
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>>556103105
depends entirely on whether or not they can convince miyazaki to do a female bird with tits
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Good run Caligo. Had our pick of the lot with all those fire weapons that dropped.
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>>556103356
gg
I just got the dormant greathammers fire +4 relic seems pretty good
don't love being in apply rot for me jail though
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>>556100802
won the brown lolcow award?
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>>556103542
won our hearts
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>>556103586
no one likes him outside of streamtroons that don't play the game thoughbeit
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>>556103105
Shartreign already hit the quota buddy it’s full steam ahead on the Slopbloods train now move on
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>>556103653
won our hearts
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Why is there a bunch of nonsensical gibberish posts being made with no reply to anyone like what /dsg/ used to be filled with all the time?
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>>556103128
>bleed blues for the early game, debuff sword, a couple holy swords with good skills, deaths poker which is absolutely nuts, helphens which is reliable
I have no complaints about it as a Wylder main. especially with Wylder's R2 overwriting the shitty R2's on deaths poker and poopymans swords.
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even doe there's thousands of us
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>>556103803
a wise anon once said you cant beat a shitposter who doesn't value their own time
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>>556103803
terr sees the thread is slow so in his deranged brown mind this is his opportunity to “own the ergies” and behave in the same manner that ended up killing his stinking trooncord home.
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but you are owned doe
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>>556104007
>>556103803
Dont reply to yourself dragonirian
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>>556104552
ok sorry sir
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>>556104552
>>556104283
>>556104084
Stop proving the point obnoxious faggot I’m tired of raping you
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>>556104552
kill yourself and I mean that
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he is a good boy
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Hit the nail on the head he had to samefag 3 times
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>>556105423
rape me daddy
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>>556105741
calm down terr
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>>556104007
>“”
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>>556105670
he is god's boy
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>>556105996
you wish
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>>556056250
Ironic as fuck
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that was probably one of the worst run ever, bbh basement, troll castle, only 2 invaders, castle cutted out on day2, no good weapon throughout the days, sorry fellas i tried
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>>556056250
the three posts that replied to you before me were by underpaid israeli employees who have been getting yelled like crazy since the files got out just letting you and everyone else know
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>>556106379
It is okay
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>>556106379
All good. Our weapon rng was hilariously bad going into night 2, and the last circle didn't do us any favors.
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>>556103797
so forced lol
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>>556106379
>>556106607
An item discovery passive is very valuable. Sometimes. Of course, whether or not you get one is itself subject to luck. But if you happen to come across one, don't pass it up. It's worth having a trash weapon with improved item discovery now, so it will net you a good weapon later.
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>>556104007
>100% true
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>>556106767
you're saying terr forced...?
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>>556106990
is that how it works?
i thought item discovery didn't affect dormant power loots
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>>556106552
Learn English Ishmael
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even tho fire greatsword followup cuts fuckers in half
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>>556107197
I never doubted that it worked that way until just now when you asked. You've just shaken my resolve.
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>>556046245
Mari and Gnoster feetsex
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>>556107204
that's crazy english is the only language I know
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>>556107635
That is crazy. Very embarrassing. Tell your handlers to lower your pay for your subpar performance in that case.
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>>556046245
I'm gnoster
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gg normie libra
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>>556107535
Yeah i'm pretty sure it only works on regular mobs drop.like banished knights,crucible knights etc.
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>>556107696
yeah okay jew
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>>556107801
Where did you get that idea? Mobs hardly drop anything anyway. It's super rare. Why wouldn't it work on great enemy orbs and chests?
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>>556107856
I said that already. Tell them you need a script update too. You’re very bad at this.
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>get queued with duo (they're on each other's friend list)
>one of them DCs at Night2 boss
>other one walks around a bit then leaves
>match is forcibly ended
>"cannot rejoin as session has ended"
>depth ranking goes down
this game is a joke
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Revvie is sexo but I need some test in my system.
What's the most based and coolest male character?
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>>556108097
Futa revvie
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>>556107975
chest maybe i don't know,.but dormant power rates are fixed and depend on the boss/poi. adel in nok will always drop a legendary,stuff like that.

>Mobs hardly drop anything anyway. It's super rare.
Yep, until you have a discory passive/item then they start dropping some items tied to the mob, knights give swords,the aberrant sorcerers drops staves,the jellyfish drops the jellyfish shield if you're lucky.
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>>556108097
there's nothing more male-coded than playing duchess since minmaxxing is something women can't do
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>>556108414
I can't believe that's how it works without seeing evidence. Because that's completely asinine. It makes more sense that if you fell a boss, the resulting orb will have a higher chance of offering better gear.

I'm serious. I'm not changing my mind on this without either an official guides or datamined figures.
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terr it up uh uh
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>>556108751
Yeah it stupid, there was a chart being posted in the thread,showing you the odds of each dormant power rarity,the % entirely depended on the boss. some would never drop a legendary while some had a guaranteed legendary drop rate.
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>>556026228
Are we using niggerg or erg ?
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>>556109176
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>>556109176
we got a classic niggas in chat
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its terrg now newfag
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what does T.E.R.R stands for
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>>556109798
terr's erg reigned rightfully
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>>556108894
Not only do I find your claim incredulous. The examples you're giving don't directly address the claim I made. You keep bringing up the chances of getting a legendary. But that doesn't necessarily mean you can't increase your chances of getting a legendary from a boss that already has the chance to drop one. And it doesn't mean that you can't get better weapons from bosses that don't have a chance of dropping legendaries. Some of my favorite weapons are merely purple. Rivers of Blood, Elorna's pole blade, Beast Claw Hammer, etc. Even finding these weapons can give the player a great advantage.
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first time d5 ED balancers went about as expected, didn't help we got the worst seed ever and only one halo scythe drop that had hp loss
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>>556110098
>halo slop
demote yourself to d3
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>>556110098
This general is about the only place psy-op'd into having Halo Scythe Derangement Syndrome. Its not even that good vs the holy resistant Balancers.that are quickly rushing at you, there are like 6 7 different things that are way more effective and braindead to use to kill them.
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Don't talk about yourself terrjeet you will always be a 3bar shitter.
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>>556110418
no, it's pretty good against ED balancers
it takes 3-4 hits to kill depending on your passives and since you can spam it from so far away it's better than any other skill slop
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>>556110418
6 7 6 7
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zdrada why are you like this, ive never said anything to you other than gg
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>>556076013
https://vocaroo.com/1kygkBLUnVow
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>>556110418
>ts not even that good vs the holy resistant Balancers
lmao
first greatsword now this
/erg/ clearly doesn't understand the game
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drawfags?
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>>556073908
>>556111075
This sounds like AI with all those pauses between words. Real people don't talk like that.
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>>556111125
whats up
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>game where literally everything is random
>they will try to tell you it's somehow skill based

yeah lmao
>>
283
nice to see youre still around
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>>556111075
You have a nice soft and sweet voice husband poster.
>>556111201
I'm pretty sure it's because she's ESL so she's pausing to come up with the right words.
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troon projection
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>>556111647
Whatever it is, I am going to slay it and then eat it.
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>>556109248
>>556109320
not funny, also terr is better than you will ever be
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>>556111201
https://vocaroo.com/124gl3Qff4YV
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>>556112035
go stream our games now
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>>556112035
>>556112120
This. Stream games.
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>>556112035
You know what, it doesn't matter.
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>>556108751
>I can't believe that's how it works without seeing evidence.
play the game more
wandering nobles drop their slender swords and demi humans drop their cleaver axe thingies. cruci's can drop their sword and shield too. this is shit i noticed before DoN even came out.
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>>556112562
That's not what I'm in disbelief about. I can entertain the idea that an item discovery passive increases the chances of enemy drop rates. What I don't believe, is that item discovery passive doesn't increase the probability of higher quality weapons from orbs.
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>>556112767
check the datamine bro its right there
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>>556109872
Actually i checked and apparently it does change some of the rewards, replacing one with a wending grace.
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>>556112156
>>556112120
https://vocaroo.com/11i10Pu0cVPs
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>>556112819
>>556112837
>I just checked my dreams
Post images, links, or source, or please shut the fuck up. You're starting to irritate me.
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>>556112861
just do it you have an automatic gender advantage anyway
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gg wholestar i fully expected it to be libra or something
thanks for the negation too
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>>556112987
Whatever stay ignorant retard.
You're the only moron itt who don't know how discovery works.
And Terr MOGS you btw.
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>>556113086
why?
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>>556113250
why what? You can get an idea of what the nightlord will be based on night 1/night 2 bosses
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>>556099045
It's not autism, you just came to discover the fact that the game is a pure stream of dopamine to such a degree other games cannot match it.
It's the same thing with MOBA players, constant shifting states of emotion and endless click click click click x 10000 and suddenly they have unironically played it 9k hours even when they are not even close to any sort of pro league contract
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>>556113428
this but unironically I had never played any one game more than 200 hours before and I even thought that was a lot but now I will hit 4000 hours on elden ring by spring and I can barely wrap my own mind around that
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>>556112861
You give off sad puppy energy. I see why your husband adopted you to take care of you. Pour one out for the rest of us too offputting to be adopted.
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>>556113780
weird post
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@lardboard
need your 'roo of devouring an entire mcdonald's menu
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good morning erg!!
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>>556115047
*PUMCHES TOU YIN THE FACE*
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no
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Shalom
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>>556091883
You have at least 4 crabs from the day 3 merchant, 6 if you spare two slots, plus any crabs or prawns you found. That's a ton of protection for everybody for virtually the whole fight. Stop being a disingenuous niggerfaggot retard.
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Best character for crossbow build?
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>>556115408
iron
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>>556115408
Wylder gets a 5% attack modifier when using crossbows with left hand
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shame someone dodged triple cluse libra
i wanted that run
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>terrtinx getting uppity after a few streams
pipe down 3bar shitta
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>>556115496
Where does it say that?
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>>556115405
You get two crabs from the last vendor, he doesn't have a bottomless inventory, and dumb allies that are so bad that they need a scholar following them with food buffs are gonna be too dumb to give you their crabs.
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>>556115047
Good morning.
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>>556112861
Fuck off, attention-seeking normie whore
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>>556115408
Duchess as always because of restage.
Probably Raider next for the dmg buff from rock
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Bg since I baby halo slopped
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>>556117052
You look retarded
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>>556117052
I love this picture
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>>556117445
No one cares what you think
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>>556116404
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Schlop Schlop Schlop
Wylder Cummies in Duchess and Recluse Tummies Schlop Schlop Schlop
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>>556117569
what about me?
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>>556117569
Fucking bitch. Where you live benchod
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Night invader relic or Evergaol relic erg bros?
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>>556117998
Gaol
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>>556117998
Night invaders
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>>556118026
>>556118027
Opinions of experts are divided
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>>556117998
Ultimate Art Gauge +9
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been a while since an ironeye buff
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>>556117998
>cheeseburger vs vegan cheeseburger
that isn't even a choice
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>>556117998
Dormant power helps discover spears
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>>556117998
Double Balancers + Vigormaxing
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>>556117998
Night vaders of DoN and Gaols for normal mode.
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>>556117998
You know you can take both right?
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>>556116592
https://vocaroo.com/1fVYXenYAxAy
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>>556119093
steamid? for friendslist
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Bg because the best girls didn’t win
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lmaooooooooooo
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>>556119093
Pronounce your words better next time foid.
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>>556119590
i'll tell you later
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>>556119698
It's always a bad game with your moody ass.
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>>556026228
Despite the patches, BB is still so glitchy. You never know when you or something will get stuck in the geometry, and the game is crumbling in front of you. Worse than that is Nioh 1.
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>>556121079
are you talking about the pc emulation? it runs fine on my ps
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I'm gonna queue, anyone wanna play?
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A little tired. But it's gaming time.
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Bg because never drop your cool weapons with nights tide when wyldcucks are around
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>>556102656
No she’s just my sidepiece
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>>556121492
never drop your items in front of pepe
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>>556121153
Talking about PS. You can glitch out everything even by accident. BSB is one of the most glitchy fights in the game; it glitched in the 7/10 geometry I fought against it.
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>>556121828
that sucks man
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>>556121153
Likewise. The emulation is still super glitchy from what I hear so he probably means that.
>>556117998
Poor image choice.
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>>556111453
Truth nuke.
>>556117052
>>556117645
Finally some good posts!
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>>556121492
That's Wyldgawd to you shitter merchant.
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>>556122015
Guys, I've never used the emulator. BB is just glitchy like that. Are you guys blind?
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>>556108094
Just figuring this out? Lol
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>>556121492
>have to fight in rain because boss is almost dead
>drop weapon with night tide damage temporary
>kill boss
>wylder takes the weapon and claws away faster than you
or
>have to drop lower hp causes ailment temporarily
>wylder takes it
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>sludge complaining about loot goblins
ironic
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>>556114619
>>556113183
>>556111861
>>556109827
>>556109798
>>556109619
>>556108871
>>556103913
>>556101638
>>556100125
Can you stop name dropping yourself and acting like this is discord you obnoxious thread shitting faggot? What is wrong with you? Is it because you were dropped on your head as a child?
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>>556122934
sludge is one of the coolest here so he's allowed
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>>556106379
bbh basement is better than (Red) red wolf of radagon
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>>556122154
Without exaggeration, I’ve never once encountered a glitch like what you’re describing. The most glaring thing off the top of my head is…… I can’t even recall it because whatever it was was already damn rare.
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I carried btw
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gg mystery horse although i wish you two would stop removing my frostbite
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how do I play the funny weeb armor katana man viably?
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>>556124773
can't be done
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Even though every stagger was mine
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>>556124831
terr uses attack up against poison/frost/rot
and attack up after using grease
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>>556124735
I've got a clip of that
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>>556124546
Now you're going to tell me that the game's frame pacing is fine. And that bodies don't disappear from the stairs.
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>no sixth sense on house in the big 2026+1
mushjeet still dawgshite I see
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>>556123394
said no one except trishjeet who no one likes
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>>556124831
You don't, you play a real character instead.

>>556124983
>shilling situationalslop brick lines
retard
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Shit up reterrd
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>wrath of gold as starting incant can't be buffed with spell school relics
>the only guaranteed fundamentalist incant is 1 out of 4 in the purple seals pool
>if we turn to L2 spam the only weapon category with 100% holy chance is reapers
the only consistent holy build in this game is haloslop, no wonder it's so prevalent
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Had a clean ED Fulghor fight for once.(D4) So happy. Didn't fall once. When Fulghor transitioned, I ran over to the recluse and used the protective perfume on her. Good thing I did, because the bastard hit her with one of his instant arrows only seconds later. However, HE STILL KILLED HER. Somehow he one-shot her with the protective perfume on! HOW?!

But other than that, we did a good job. Even the guardian was standing up on his own.
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>>556125091
No, those definitely happen lol. I’m dead serious about the glitch thing though. Maybe I just got lucky.
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I still think about it how a few times someone posted an example webm of everdark gladius having bad (s)hitboxes and everytime someone replies with
>erm... using fire follow up on dogs lollmao
when it's besides the point and also that's only 12 fire dmg and not even the main reason to use it
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gg shield-poking
I wish i could know when its going to be regular dog so I can try silly builds to spice things up a little
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>>556128418
gg gamers
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>>556128418
Kiting the dogs is very annoying unless you're playing Duchess.
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>>556128248
Yeah I posted those, it's just deflection and seething at a Wyldgod
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wyldkings perform 300% better when duoing
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>>556126316
Considering Revenant's other options I honestly think it would be fine if she could start with discus, I don't know why they picked wrath of gold as a starting incant other than to pick a holy option that's not discus.
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I thought about this for a while now, when you pick a weapon from a corpse it's the same as sitting on a warm seat in public transportation. You know someone else sat there and that's why it's warm and it feels kinda gross but at the same time it also feels really nice.
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I got to depth 4 by myself, everything takes half an hour to kill
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>>556129186
I see. Well the reason I still think about it because everywhere in the world there's conflicts or problems and instead of taking an objective look at its' nature, so many times it seems like people deliberately choose to focus on the most inane details just to have something to fight about. It's disturbing and funny in a way
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>>556128248
You just found out about the discord? They play very... off because they all cheat.
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>>556026228
>The second half of BB is bad.
It doesn't make sense because it's better than the first half. There's nothing on the level of Izalith in BB; on the contrary, the levels and enemy design improve in the second half. Shadow niggas, crow dogs, midgets, those boxes. But at the same time, it made me realize how DS3 is better than BB. Smoldering Lake is garbage, but so is Cainhurst.
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>>556129909
If you are struggling with the game maybe. If you didn't struggle the last half feels like its 30 minutes long. You breeze thru the game at lightspeed.
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>>556129909
theres no way you or anyone else actually likes the nightmare frontier
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>>556129818
>schizo is upset
kino
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>>556071441
People instinctively just try less against field bosses because you can technically fail more than against the nightlord.
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>>556130130
The schizo is always upset. Anons are really mean to him thoughbeitorwhatevertriggershim.
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>>556130063
I loved both nightmare stages. Patches nightmare has really cool shortcuts and good loot, as well as traps, in a game that barely has any traps. And Micolash nightmare has the best atmosphere and enemy design.
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>>556130207
>And Micolash nightmare
Very fun minigame it reminded me of Mario Sunshine.
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>>556103105
Not 0 because it far exceeded what they thought would sell.
However the most we'll most likely get are SotE weapons, new seeds and maaybe a few more skins.
New seeds being the easiest thing to add. Weird how they didn't change the enemies of the castle bottoms and top bosses.
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gg balancers didn't get to be wormabait again damn
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Does any one still play elden ring PvP anymore? How do I rollcatchwith a 2h messmer axe? it's pretty slow and short, so none of my attacks are really catching anything. I don't think it's a bout timing because I've spent the last half hour fighting this one blind spot spamming dude mixing up my timings and it's not working. Is there anything I can do with this axe or nah?
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>>556131205
Yeppers
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>>556128248
there's a real reason why wyldalits use the fire followup relic
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>>556131201
gg
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>>556131269
?
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>>556131414
if you have the damage you can actually "stunlock" the boss by killing the main one, since it always does a nuke after reviving
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>>556131469
Anon asked a yes/no question.
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>>556131205
you cant really ''explain'' pvp fundamentals in text format, best i can tell you is to keep playing and reviewing your own footage then you'll get better over time

i will tell you that 1h messmer axe uncharged r2 true combos into an r1
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>>556131528
I'm not asking how to git gud at pvp, I'm asking if 2h axe even has the technicals to allow for roll catching
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>>556131515
haha le ebin u got me :DDDDD my beard upvotes you
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if fire followup is so bad then why did from nerf it huh? checkmate
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>>556131930
Don't engage with the discord sisters.
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>>556131696
you can roll catch with every single weapon in the game if you understand the weapon and the moveset
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>>556132131
okay I just have to get better at my timing then. I've also never seen any one roll catch with an axe before, so despite what you're saying, it seems like it's harder to pull off
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gg
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>>556132240
the hand axe (and all variants with the same moveset) is literally the best roll catch weapon in the game
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>>556132610
>best roll catch
You misspelled thrusting sword. Also, hand axe moveset might as well be a completely new weapon type.
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>elden ring pvp
>ever
>let alone in 2026
>which is 2020+6
ISHYGDDT
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>>556131930
It's not bad it's just brown midwits crying about frostbite (like terr), and it costs zero stamin,a that's all they changed about it to my knowledge.
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>>556131930
its okay (and pretty good for the early game) but greatswords just arent that good of weapons. the relic isnt worth building around but if its on something good its fine
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>>556133050
Feels like when spellcucks were crying about balancer relics. What happened to the discord to cause this?
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>>556133161
>muh discord
It's only people crying about it in the thread thougheverbeit.
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>>556131304
I was going to jokingly say this is the exact reason they use it if someone asked kek
(that's my pic btw I'm open for more ideas of these)
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>>556133018
they should have just invented nightrein but as a native game mode and not a $60 asset flip separated from the main playerbase
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>>556133161
>What happened to the discord to cause this?
Low skill so they can only do very narrow lines. A guy going yolo with a fire followup is too skill intensive for them.
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>>556132697
1hr1 of a TS doesnt even break passive poise, and the 2hr1 of TS doesnt have priority after landing the first r1 so you will just either trade or reset to neutral after landing it
axe is for rollcatching since it always breaks passive poise, TS is more for oppressive play with bhstep

again, these are things you learn by playing pvp and not reading about it online
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>>556133018
ChaseTheBro makes like thousands bucks for doing it and gets consistent views.
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>>556133553
>Posts things you can only read about online
All my pvp experience comes from arenas, sorry to offend you with my lacking capabilities milord. Never seen any one roll catch with a hatchet
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deviljeet is so lame...
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>>556131930
they nerfed revenant which was already weak.
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gg serious horse
i dont get the halo scythe hype, it wasn't that great against fulghor but maybe he resists holy or something idk
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gg horse, that night 1 went a little crazy, that was the real nightlord also I stacked too many successive attacks passives and it became really hard to activate, I did 2 charged attacks and a basic and it still didn't work.
>>556134793
pepperoni pizza but without the pepperoni
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>FromSoftware Spent More Time On The Duskbloods’ Gameplay Than Any Other Title, and It Will Be the Most Innovative

>As reported in a new video shared by Ziostorm, a Chinese journalist who provided accurate information on Elden Ring before the game's release, recently revealed some small, exciting tidbits about FromSoftware's upcoming Nintendo Switch 2 exclusive. The game was reportedly greenlit even before the marketing campaign for Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice started, and it is the game that FromSoftware has spent the most time on gameplay among all of their games.

>All the time spent on prototyping The Duskbloods' gameplay is reportedly paying off, as the game, although PvEvP, features many innovative gameplay elements that the team is really proud of. So much so that the journalist speculates the game could influence games from other studios as much as the aforementioned Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice did, especially with the parry mechanics that are now prevalent in almost every action game.

>Miyazaki considers Link to the Past to be GOAT and collaborating with Nintendo is his biggest dream

Now that the Nightreign Filler Arc, Garlic Jr etc, is over, are you ready for Miyazaki's kino?
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>>556135125
Literally nothing can ever top Elden Ring.
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it's up
https://youtu.be/jYGTgnDjKqo?si=j0yEYyBUn7Dig-lD
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>>556135125
Not buying a switch 2 for it, but I'll be interested to see the reception
I doubt it'll be popular enough to for its own general so guess we can chat about it here
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>>556133419
That makes no sense. They can't increase the value of Elden Ring any further. Elden ring sold 13m off the jump. And then by the time Nightreign released, it already sold 30m. If they made nightreign free, and sold it as an alternative mode, that wouldn't drive up Elden Ring sales. Everyone who wanted Elden Ring, bought Elden Ring. No extra mode, 3 years post-release, will expand the audience.

No, they were smart by selling it separately. Forces the main player base to drop more coin.
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gg
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>>556135251
sir do not post videos unless they are made by illusory wall, limit breakers or jeenine media
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>>556135125
who cares I'm not playing that trash
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>>556135125
the absolute state of nintentard cope
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>>556123239
>>556125161
>>556130181
>>556133018
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>>556135609
uh oh melty
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>>556135723
The lolcow is always in a melty nowadays. Something terrible happened to him.
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>>556135515
>jeenine
G9 is easily the worst fromsoft content creator.

Always whining, using dishonourable tactics to win invasions against complete noobs, running away and kiting with regen for (and I'm not over exaggerating here) 30+ mins, no build variety just the same sweaty setup over and over because he can't win with fun builds like chase, etc.

Honestly I'd forgive it all if it wasn't for the insufferable, non-stop whining. He's the terr of invasions.
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ggs ed funghor
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>>556136012
>He's the terr of invasions.
They're calling this one of the most rent free things ever written
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>>556133703
By "like thousands of bucks bro" you mean the spare change he makes on adscene? kek
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Bg because I’m hungry
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>>556136012
Well said, the brownoid is seething at this poignant post.
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>>556136393
Youtube pays roughly $3–$5 on average per 1k views.

Chase has 3,778 videos, with a total of 292,415,323 views.

So he's made roughly 877,246 – $1,462,077 from his videos. Not bad for 10 years of work. 6 figure salary basically.
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>>556134406
obsessed + jealous
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>>556136660
Its funny that you think low view youtube is lucrative. The actual money revenue is from streams and consistent simps from that.
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I got a connection error...
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>>556136797
I mean it's lucrative enough. Pays more than my jobs, that's for sure.

Not sure what your point is. Like yes, of course there's even higher paying jobs. That's always the case unless you're literally Elon Musk.
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>>556137281
ugly sandmonkey sandals
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>>556136660
youtube doesn't pay by views anymore, minutes watched is the entire central metric that determines your payout
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>>556137061
Oh you're retarded, noted.
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>>556137446
what kind of israeli meme is this? those are really pretty sandals
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>>556137521
Which means a yt-only person is even more fucked, with how short attention spans are these days.
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>>556133397
nice, how about some sort of image of a disgusting wyldalit eating items off the ground that someone else dropped in the spirit shelter, like the pigs that they are
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>>556137850
thats what scholars do though
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>>556133397
>>556137850
>brownjeet melty
kino
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bg
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>>556137693
yeah generally speaking you do get fucked over more the less self-sufficient you are these days
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nice try baby horse... but no negations
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gg horse
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>>556138206
you seem upset
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what a strange horse game, don't do that again
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>>556138467
qrd?
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>you seem upset
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>>556133419
I just wanted chalice dungeons for Elden Ring but without bloodgems
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>>556138206
Names?
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>>556138824
we were gonna have that with the dream stealing mechanic in elden ring, but bamco said make a standalone title
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>>556139060
lol no
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>>556137850
that's very specific, not relatable at all tb h
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>d5
>augur
Alt f4. Rather do ED libra
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>>556139202
It's specific to that anon because xhes brown and got bullied once by a Wyldeity
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>>556138375
you struck a nerve
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>>556139436
Trve, xhe pulled out a troonjak to cope. Sad!
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bg
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I died doing the L2 on dog form? I thought that wasn't possible anymore?
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>>556140092
sorry its my fault
shouldnt have tried to go back
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3 losers above me lol
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if you post bg, do you hate with your heart? do you have a heart that can hate? gg
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>>556129662
>Get to d4 (again)
>ED dogs/libra/etc with worst rng over and over
>Get demoted
>Suddenly matches are normal
>Get to d4 (again)
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i want to bully tinpo
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>>556140598
why do you think someone hates you just because they had a bad game?
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>>556135125
>>FromSoftware Spent More Time On The Duskbloods’ Gameplay Than Any Other Title
Do subhuman goycattle actually believe this kind of marketing speak?
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>>556141759
>subhuman goycattle
What do you think
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mg
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>>556140918
cause it was a good game
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>>556141759
are you claiming wholesome chungus miyaGODi would ever lie to his beloved fans?
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hello?
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sex with tinpo
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I have a single question, are we getting DLC weapons any time soon or can I safely uninstall for space.
I am DONE with DoN, its shit. and i've done everything else.
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>>556135125
>Nintendo exclusive
nope. you literally couldn't pay me to play it.
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>>556143378
We don't know, most likely not. Your best bet is to play mods with friends if you want bit new experience but yeah uninstall if that does not interests you. It's only 25GB game anyway, you can redownload it within an hour.
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gg mystery caligo
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>>556143613
can't mod not on pc, and my friends suck. guess I'm uninstalling.
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gg mystery big caligo
nice coordination with the blizzard cancels
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>>556143756
yeah ggs that was good
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>>556143756
When should you cancel the blizzard again? Right after the Caligo power up? I wasn't in the game. Just asking for reference.
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Bg because no one emoted after my rot pot gambit
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>>556144392
gg
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ironeye's passive ability eagle eye should totally belong to guardian btw, maybe that would make him playable
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>>556144596
My guard counters were doing more than your spells. Thoughts?
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>>556144684
Noo way I was doing big clit recluse damage... maybe because I'm generalist since got bored of crystal shart
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>>556144678
>take things from a boring characters and put them in an exciting character
Wouldn’t work, boring mechanics belong on boring characters
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>>556130513
You’re not getting that either retard shut up already
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>>556129909
BB is everything DS3 wanted to be but couldn’t be. That’s simply the truth, and it shows in things like the one scythe weapon. Cainhurst is also great. Not sure what your problem is.
>>556130063
NF was annoying because of the WLs but besides that very fun and unique.
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>>556145061
This. That’s just the way it is.
>>556141759
You don’t understand. Miyazaki started scribbling down ideas on a napkin 7 years ago, so that technically counts as development! Buy the game stupid gaijin!
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going to need a new usb to store all these videos, ps5 fucking eats memory that I need for games.
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>>556133018
>>556133050
Good posts.
>>556135125
>>556135723
You are not funny. Kill yourself.
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>>556137446
those are white sandals actually (given to her by Wylder after their furious fuck session)
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>>556136012
terrjeeetard… he’s stretching your brown boyfriends blown out asshole right in front of everyone… hurry and offer a valid rebuttal or this is how everyone will remember that annoying smelly ESL jeet…
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>>556133018
while souls pvp has always been an unbalanced shitshow I sure prefer those videos over "depth 5 tryhard stream" no one cares I saw lobo melt all of them in 5 seconds 3 months ago and you're dick measuring against other no life tryhards only. go troll some gankers with a fun build ffs.
I can't be the only one sick of night reign besides wanting its mechanics in regular elden.
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>>556138824
dungeons are svvl nd Shartreign is the polar opposite of that so that was never happening
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>>556146267
you're the only one who considers depth 5 tryhard pvpfag, i just be fucking around with strenght rev
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>>556146447
I consider it tryhard because of the fags who have been arguing at me lately umprompted during livestreams instead of having fun in games anymore. you're doing it right now in fact the dick measuring, I never said I was even a pvpfag I said i'm bored of d5 videos. i'm a sunbro, always have been. the only pvp I do is melting invaders solo, IF the host doesn't gank else I let the invader do their thing.
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>>556144170
yeah after the blue power up around 70 percentish i usually do it after he jumped to the other side cause idk when he is immune to ult or not after the power up
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>queue
>wait so long decide to random queue
>nothing for a while ok i just restart the game
>queue again
>notice i didn't delete the pass
god dammit
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nothing left to say uninstalled and tired of pretending this game isn't an unbalanced mess so guess i'm leaving, see you in the next update, maybe. thanks for one good character and giving the enemies dlc weapons before us despite pre-ordering every game since elden and turning the community into a bunch of minmaxer evergaol fags.
>captcha has expired
fuck you
goodbye
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uh oh
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>>556147157
this isn't an airport
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>>556145991
He's so fucking lucky
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It’s so hard being the dps, the healer AND the tank. Some of you guys really need to step up and stop me having to form my own mmo party every game
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>>556147157
>7 bars
>gets carried
>has a melty
Lmao
M
A
O
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>>556147157
bye anon, see you tomorrow.
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left poster
update the list
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>>556138225
No shit, that’s generally been the case throughout all of history
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>>556147801
steamid?
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>>556147801
>Shifty's masculinity left
no... say it ain't so...
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>>556147801
nyo...
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today I will play no starting spell rev. just to feel something again
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goodbye everybody, i've got to gooo
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wtf,...anther one....
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*farts and dies*
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im leaving bye erg
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;____;
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>fulgurbloom
>fulghor
i just now realized this
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>>556147157
See you tomorrow
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>>556026228
One Reborn is better than BOC, but Amygdala is kind of the same as OR, just without the bullshit gimmicks. So I'll go with Amygdala, at least the Nightmare Frontier version instead of One Reborn. I know it's a cheesy tactic, but I want to beat him “legit,” limb breaking and all that shit. In my opinion, the next four bosses are easier. I'm going to do deathless + true ending. Seeing how short the game was, From should have made NG+ content or some reward for beating the game without dying. CD is fine side content, but the base game could have been more fleshed out. Also, PVP is garbage.
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>>556147626
>>556053395
>>556135723
>>556136220
>>556135515
>>556130130
>>556074881
>>556073805
>>556137850
>>556131304
What motivates a “person” to thread shit like this? Is it subhumnity? Something genetic? Mental illness?
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der führer (terr) has commanded us to abandon this position and retreat back to /dsg/
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>>556149310
youre gonna have to remind me what those acronyms mean since that game is over 10 years old
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>>556150141
Bed of Chaos = boc
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here goes the end of thread mass replies!
go on now, 2-3 more of them like you normally do. we're waiting!
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>>556149310
The game is fine length wise. You’ve been spoiled by Elden Ring brain worms.
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>>556147801
>Shifty's masculinity left
kek, what'd i do to deserve such a personal attack
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>>556150362
boc is a monkey seamstress
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>>556149859
damn you mind broke terr’s mangina with one simple and poignant true post, he can only watch on the sidelines like an effeminate bitch and watch you go to town on his various thread shitting posts like a highlight reel of his own brown autism that also killed his stinking troon cord general, I tip my hat to you sir the work you do is truly exemplary.
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>>556148860
You might be retarded. Your frog image would certainly indicate that’s the case.
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based adel dodger
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I didn’t dodge though, froms dogshit servers deleted the match
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>>556147801
Poor guy is having a terrible time recently. Hope whatever happened gets better.
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dsg won bigly
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won a stinky south asian millimeter peter in his bumhole maybe
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that nigga spends his day waiting for someone to start mass replying
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>>556150628
>>556149859
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>>556154268
There's a reason we call him a lolcow.
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gg
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ggs maris
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gg
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>>556154268
He was mindbroken by it. it’s all he has to look forward to now. think of it like a masochist who can’t get enough ass whippings. He just wants more.
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Time to move >>556155083
>>556155083
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>>556102523
They’re not though.
>>556092620
Funny.
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>>556085815
>exejeet seethe
kino
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>>556091321
Worst post in the thread award
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>>556100487
Average muzzie vagina after the first time with a whitey
>>556099927
Got his ass
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>>556135207
bro is huffing that copium
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>>556131252
Get the middle stinky subhuman away from the other two humans that’s gross
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>1st time Wylder in depth 5
>Sleepy, can't dodge for shit
>Get grafted greatsword
>Wreck dreglord when I should have 5 barred
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