Old Gods, New Blood Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/01-30-2026-update.102822/>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>555942319
>>555945302Latest epstein files release showed that Epstein frequented /u/ and that /pol/ is an unironic psyop made after Epstein met Moot once
>>555945301"Whooops!" Last op likely.
Valve should add a playable italian to deadlock.
Girls kissing
migging
Sex with Venator
>>555945523I am unrepentant
>>555945467>unironic psyopno but it did sjow that microtransactions in games are something he wanted
>>555945301this art rules
Street Brawl seems fun at first, but it is entirely ruined by sweaty faggots picking characters that break the mode entirely, like Bebop, McGinnis, Graves, Vindicta, Grey Talon, Seven, Mo and Krill, etc.There's no reason to play when people are just going to pick these characters that ruin the entire mode.
>Enemy team gets slightly ahead>Can't fight because they have soul lead>Can't farm because they'll just jump you and kill you>Can't counterbuild because that doesn't do shitFun game.
>>555945636dont worry i thought it was a good op :)
>>555945467>frequented /u/Uhhh based?>/pol/ was run by MoosadNot surprised.
Insider here, here is the leaked Silver abilities (note these are from a bit ago so might be outdated by the time she comes out officially)Her ult turns her into werewolf form (duh) and replaces her normal skills with the werewolf skillsthe ult is a toggle change, not a rage mode with a long cooldown (transforming back to human after being werwolf does incur a cooldown though, but it gets better with levels in ult)Human skills:>M1lever-action shotgun, tighter spread than Pocket's shotgun>first skillwide shotgun blast, expends all of current magazine, more bullets loaded when used = more damage, knocks back and above a certain bullet count knocks back further + knocks you back away from the blast, has some movement tech>second skilldrinks a beer to buff self with higher RoF and more pellets on shotgun, but spread is much wider and less accurate>third skillout of combat health regen passive>ultshifts into werewolf form with a howl, enemies nearby (literall right next to you) get a "frightened" debuffwerewolf form has increased hp and bonus stamina, but M1 becomes melee swipes. The swipes do have a reload animation. Swipes are buffed by gun items and a percentage of bonus melee damage.>ult skills>first skillleaping pounce, must target a character (ally or enemy) if enemy is hit, immobilizes for 0.5 seconds and causes your next heavy melee to deal bonus damage, can buffer heavy melee during leap similar to abrams shoulder charge>second skillbuffs M1 to gain increase fire rate. Swipes build up a debuff on enemy target that prevents them from using parry. Debuff immediately cleared after getting heavy melee'd>third skillin-combat health regen passive>ultshifts back into human form, healing you for a percentage of current missing hp and putting ult on cooldownskill cooldowns between forms are separate. IE if human skills are on CD when you go werewolf, your werewolf skills will not be on CD
>>555942928I tried to make the ult have trade offs. Anything in particular you'd change from any of it?
>>555945782That's when you see their moronic "carry" player (good chance of getting at least one a game) pushing a lane by themself, ping them furiously to get your morons to also drop on them, kill them and get a 10k soul swing, easy game
I can't tell if Haze and Infernus are supposed to be black or if they're just charred because of their fire/ash-related magic stuff going on
I win way more than half of my brawls. Is this going to fuck me up by putting me in a higher skill bracket? I've only got 80 hours in the game and I'm still learning the basics of how to play the regular mode.Also, yesterday me and two other friends who are new got matched up against a team that was so much better than us it was like they were playing a different game. Doorman was basically flying through the air bounding from rooftop to rooftop and doing crazy trickshots through portals. Is matchmaking not very accurate yet?
>>555946201Haze is a dream assassin, infernus is an ixian like abrams/apollo
>>555946201Haze is like a shadow person so not really blackInfernus is definitely just ash black though.
>>555946279Do you play overpowered bullshit in brawl? That's probably why.
>>555946201Haze not black, Infernus technically by one drop rule.
>>5559462791. Matchmaking is fucked due to the game's playerbase exploding2. Because Deadlock is both a MOBA and a hero shooter(both well-established genres) even """new players""" can arrive already very good at clicking on heads, map macro, pathing, etcI have a friend who used to be top 1000 ranked in Apex Legends years ago. I got into Deadlock first, after maybe 200+ hours I invited him and after 3-4 games and an afternoon fucking around in Sandbox he was clowngliding all over the place in noob lobbies
>>555946458Lately I've been randoming but I mostly play Shiv, Wraith, Yamato, Warden, Ivy, Pocket.
actually what IS haze though. she's clearly supernatural and can go into dreams, she sounds like she has normal hobbies, apparently being a sandman is something a human can become because graves thinks haze is trying to groom her into itis she a demon or spectre they recruited or was she a normal lady at first?
>>555945921>Swipes build up a debuff on enemy target that prevents them from using parrywould yoshi ever allow parry disables in main mode?
>>555946747I'd hope so. Melee is fucking awful.
>>555945921the problem with stance shift characters that dont treat it like a buff with a time limit is that people will literally just stay in the stance with better stats/scaling the entire game
>>555946723I imagine the sandman division is just the place for dream magic gov spooks.
>>555946201infernus sounds like Wesley Snipes I'm pretty sure he's supposed to be black
Reminder that if you are getting matched with newfags that ruin your match, that means (you) are a shitter at shitter MMR and are no better.The equivalent of 5k hours in dota2/cs2/league and still being herald/2kmmr/silver.
>>555946279you can't rank up from brawl.
Her dagger is literally clipping her body.......
inhouseQHDKXQHDKXQHDKX
>>555947223>t. boosted stackfag
>>555945921Doesn't make sense with the subtitles for her skill voicelines.
Given some of Haze’s conversations, looks like becoming a Sandman is a process a person undergoes when they enter the division. So she was probably a red blooded American human (potentially ebony in skin tone) who became a smoke person after joining the OSICFor all we know, she can return to looking normal but she’s on duty in game so
>>555945598I earn one day to jerk off to Venator for every 15 votes I give him
>>555946723I like the idea she's like a random spirit that has really normal hobbies with a reasonable personality, and just works for OSIC because they need dream assassins.
Keep getting bebop hooked into graves 2
>>555947359wow it's like it's a playtest or something??? wtf valv
>>555947359released games do this with finished models
>>555947671you know they'll never fix it
>haven't played in a year since limited ranked started>play again>get smacked>look at rank >Oracle I Why was I placed so high? Do I have to go through humiliation rituals before I get manageable games?
>>555947359report it to yoshi
Just over 24 hours until Silver releases
INHOUSE QHDKXgoycattle vs chosen people
>haven't played in a year >rank is Oracle I How?
>>555947461yeah that's what I always asumed about her.
>>555948002everyone clumped in div1/2 so they boosted everyone so it was more evenly spread.
I voted for venator.
>>555947461Holy fuck I want to sniff so bad.
inhouse QHDKX6/12
>>555947886SILVER SILVER SILVER SILVER SILVER SILVER SILVER
>>555947854kek
I don’t get why she doesn’t get more fanart
>>555947227haha so hecking funny xDDDDTrans right are human right btw!!!!
>>555948414Yuritroons or actual troons do this shitWhy?Because their fetish dominates most of their thoughts
>>555948925MARRIAGE WITH SILVERIMPREGNATING SILVER
>>555945921Sounds sick and super fun, I hope it's realI love brawler/tank characters and this is exactly something I'd love to play
>>555948925>>555949161silver is FLAT
>>555949474They'll grow with pregnancy.
Everyone making off model Silver art are cowards. She has fully modeled tits even.
>>555945921>leaping pounce, must target a character (ally or enemy)hoping it's real just because i want to pounce on my bro's cock
>>555948963Ugly face and old.
Stop enabling dupes to pick graves you dumb fucking niggers either join fast and pick her or wait
>>555945921>Pseudo-hots greymaneGuess I'm voting for Silver
is it true that silver is an alcoholic?
>six brawl losses with three of them from the enemy bouncing back and destroying us
posted a luchador kit, rate and hate babyhttps://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/hero-idea-the-luchador-trick-movement-high-flying-brawler-abrams-jr.103698/
>>555949161BASED
>>555949928Why are you making Mina flat but not Silver
>>555949957Rem says she smells like bourbon and she's a hot mess bounty hunter. So all counts point to this.
>>555949957It's just stereotyping. Lots of werewolves become alcoholic to cope with their inner demons and to respect their nordic ancestry.
>>555949928based and on model
>>555949542The average artists is fucking terrified of small chests.
Reminder that Silver makes Rem cry in one of their interactions.
>>555950140MODS
we need one retard to inhouse QHDKXQHDKXQHDKX
Holy fuck electric slippers are crack is this what vyper mains feel like all the time?
If alcohol makes Billy's gun more powerful and his melees heal and it makes Silver fire faster and harder, what would Abrams do with a can of beans ?
Vote for VenatorNot the cryptid scum
i just used my hero token and some bitch afk left the game, fml
>>555950617i'll abandon after 2 min if dupe heroes are enabled
Man a good Rem can genuinely be so oppressive
>>555950806I refuse to try the new heroes just for this, gonna wait for like a month.
>>555945301Yamato feels made for an entirely different game. I don't understand how she's supposed to do anything better than any other assassin.
>>555950973ArchMommy!
>>555948002>haven't played in a year>getting absolutely molested, think it's because im rusty or some shit>saw this post, decided to check my rank>oracle VIWHAT THE ZUGAm I gonna have to go on a 30 match lose streak before i have to deal with people my skill level
>>555950973I buy into that theory that Doorman is a child of hers.
>lose so badly we don't get a single stat thing post-match>enemy team get godlike items every round>i get tier 1 and 2 greens that aren't good vs their compSometimes street brawl just fucking sucks if RNG just royally fucks you
cant wait for all the melty brats when they dont get what they want come monday
>>555951113yeah likely, sorry bro.
>>555951182That's why the mode being quick is a blessing.
be real with me brehs does venator REALLY have a chance of beating silver tomorrow, memes and wants aside?
>>555951182Yeah like sometimes you stumble upon a really kino unconventional build but the keyword is sometimes
fun deadlock factmina's keyword text is the only text to not be in either white or black
>>555951437I'd argue that there could be a surprise again like with Graves but I don't think Venator had a chance against her either, let alone Silver
>>555947223Trve
>>555951701Does she have this tattooed above her pubis or...
>>555951701Because I fucking see red every time I hear CHIP CHIP CHIP CHIP SLURP
why is yamato head so long?
>>555952487She been doin a lotta thinkin
>>555952209no, its on her lower back above her ass basically
>>555952487To hold all her brain cells
>>555950952Probably the best amongst the assassin characters at chasing (just because her second skill is basically a point and click teleport) and staying in a fight because of her third skill with a less than 5 second CDIt's a bit different from the time when her ultimate used to make her actually invincible, then just massive resists, now just fairly big resists so she has to respect going 1v6
What different heroes would order on a takeout night
>>555953637Bebop cooks for Mrs Shelley
>>555953838God forbid they have a cute little pizza night (I completely forgot that)
just hit my first gamechanging black hole and now i'm going to be chasing that high forever
>>555953637Holliday is from a small nowhere town. I don't think she's even seen a pizza.
>>555947578Regardless of one's motivation, people should do their part in getting Venator in next. The other 3 are too faggot-coded and should be forced to be last so they can fight for our amusement like betting on a bunch of monkeys fighting each other.
>>555946747We already have melee scaling abilities that go through parries, so it really wouldn't be much of a deviation.
less than 24 hours until it's our time, apolloGAWDs
>>555953980feels great just like stealing the old misboss bufg
>>555954021Sorry but we do not need another m1 hero.Gun viscous still gives me nightmares.
>>555951746Looking at the community discord poll.Graves wasn't really a surprise considering the community discord poll had her beating silver in the first and second polls, albeit it was close.In the current poll, she's destroying everyone else.
>>555954021celeste is sexy so i'm voting for her
>>555954015Every small town has like one pizza place
>>555951113yes. Got 15 losses before heading back to ritualist and actually able to enjoy the gamet. formerly Oracle
>>555953637Drifter orders takeout and eats the delivery guy, what he orders depends on what ethnicity he's craving.
>>555954135You're getting one anyway cause faggots and troons deserve less.>>555954142>bitch with tattoos>sexyHave you tried not being a faggot?
>>555954021Silver is only faggot coded if you're a faggot yourself and you're projecting your faggyness onto her.
>>555954021>Silver, a beautiful white woman, is faggot-codedjust ignore the tranny headcanon that is being spammed ITT, all these trannies on X or bluesky that anons spam here have like 500 views o algo, its just random nobodies.Silver is the hetero mans vote, Venator is for faggots who have a thing for dadbods
>7th time in a row that i get Gravesi guess people dont like her?
>>555954317Said trannies are why Silver shouldn't be next. Non-tranny Silver enjoyers are unfortunately stuck in the crossfire cause they aren't doing enough to make troons feel alienated from this game in general. Venator being next might make a bunch of them fucking rope on stream and I want that. Plus a lever action rifle character who just wants to chimp out in werewolf mode and just run around in fights like Victor and Abrams sounds fucking lame.
>>555954021I've done my part
>>555954021Pretty low vote count for someone who cares this much
>>555954768I don't poopsock the game. I have a hobby other than just gaming that I often spend 12+ hours working on. I'm simply doing my part for the Venatorchads.
>>555954460She really falls off late game, she's a pure lane pusher and counter pusher. If the game goes beyond 30 minutes, it's game over.Also everyone figured out how to melee the skulls. Her 2 is still an ult-worthy skill in my opinion.
>>555954317>>555954306This. One anon has been smear campaigning against Silver nonstop for some reason. Spamming posts from twitter and falseflagging Probably a REM fag
Celeste x PocketThink about it. But they're "found family" so it's like incest
There are 2 types of people that call characters trannies or fags or whatever:The people that are those thingsAnd that's pretty much it.
https://youtu.be/mrQmqR7NxDI?si=zroNhey2nK-y-aMV
Honestly I think that Silver releasing will actually get rid of Silver-trannies in the long run because trannies don't play the game.We're stuck with muscle mommy tards however.In reality Silver is a mess of a woman who likes petplay and drunkenly cries while goslinging over dudes.
>>555955613If someone actually did this...
>>555955217NTA but-->build Gun>plant Tombstone, wall and some skulls down>wait for retards to inevitably come and try to stop Tombstone>fucking drain them dry>win fight>if they ignore you they get bombarded with exploding ghouls or you are free to run in, hit Split Shot and drain 5 people at once and melt the entire fight>or just build Spirit and get Echo Shard ASAP so you always have skulls to throw into chaotic teamfights while your Tombstone is up and just win that wayThe issue is just that most teams are full of 0-10 brown retards that just feed on repeat so you just lose no matter WHO you picked and no matter what playstyle you picked as said hero pick. So it's kinda fucking moot anyway.
venator is obviously a bruiser this "venator is m1" hero is fud and do not believe it, can you name another m1 hero with a model as big as him? he is larger than abrams ffs
Im watching shroud play the game its basically overwatch with some npcs there doesn't seem to be any kind of strategy which was the main thing in dota up until gaben ruined the gameam i wrong?
Can I get an invite?https://steamcommunity.com/id/gfhghg/
>>555955937>his model is larger than AbramsNo it's not, the shadows you see in the hideout are literally their models as silhouettes. He's smaller than Abrams. He's Infernus-sized.
>>555955939>its basically overwatch with some npcs there doesn't seem to be any kind of strategyIt's a moba first and a movement shooter second and THEN a hero shooter third.You can play as well as you want, if you're a poor faggot who never farmed, ignore mid boss, ignore urn, ignore lanes, then you're going to have a bad time.
>>555955613Damn Billy's theme song goes hard
>>555955939I walked down to my local grocery store today to buy some Funyuns and I think they changed the formula at some point and they're not as good as I remember
>My Billy>Useless retard, always feeds>Enemy Billy>Pol Pot's reincarnation>My Shiv>Always neutral or the best player on the team>Enemy Shiv>Always neutral or the best player on the teamExplain this.
>>555955937I feel like there's no way he's not at least somewhat gun focused but beyond that who can sayA hero that gets some ability scaling from gun that isn't melee related could be interesting
>>555955937>>555956069>>555956556Is he still an antitank? They removed that tag it seems
>>555954145Not in the time the game is set.
>>555953637"cooks" and "makes someone cook" are extremely different
>>555956284Tis the case with everything these days. I fucking miss when Totino's was good. GOD I fucking miss 2001 Totino's Pizza and Pizza Rolls.
oooo boy, that was fun, i was warden btw
>>555956530It's the nature of aggressive tanks like billy to either be useless or make you regret ever coming to a teamfightShiv is almost always useful by definition because of his execute but he's also quite feast or famine in that he needs to not be too far behind to tank stuff enough to be useful beyond the execute
>>555950026Just remember: items are randomized, and sometimes Gabe chooses the other team to get THREE (3) legendary items.
>>555956663hoping its him or that we get someone that plays a more active role besides basically laying dots or hots down
>>555956663No clue, I just know he ain't fucking Abrams sized.
>>555954021
>>555953507man i barely know this game and i know this post is just weird ego cope
>>555956904What if in Silver's werewolf mode her attacks do percentages of health instead of flat damage. So she kills anyone in 5 swipes. Basically being the tank rapist
>>555956998
>>555954317I never understood mentality of "troons like a thing I like, I need to disassociate with it"A very "I got heavily bullied in grade school" mindset
Celeste has a tramp stamp that says "Giddy Up" and a womb tattoo that says "Mare"
less than 24 hours till the next hero....
>>555957460Haze has a tattoo of a whine glass with the caption "it's 5 o'clock somewhere"
>>555957460prove it
>>555949474>silver is FLAT
>>555957460hot
playing mina feels bad either i eat my lane alive because they don't move their fat models or i suffer until midgame ganks/ults because they use cover
>>555957460Celeste is going to have an ability upgrade that increases her damage by 20% or some shit and when you take it she'll say "I feel 20% cooler", screenshot this
its 3 days after graves got added and past 5PM EST Yoshi ,WHERES VENATOR
Post more Celeste art. Barely seen any
>>555957760Too kino for valve unfortunately
>>555957760what will you do if thats not the case?
full purple 46k soul grey talon and i'm the only one who built a knockdownour paige invested TANKBUSTER and VORTEX WEB insteadlike what the FUCK is this
>>555957678perfect tiddy size
>>555957929Go on a walk
>>555957292I do it because nobody else is doing enough to alienate troons from it. Sharing a space with these vermin is not an option as the last 10 years have shown us.
i wonder what kind of depraved shit geist, fairfax and others did
Silver will have a tail swipe ability and when upgraded she'll say "touch fluffy tail", screenshot this
>>555957769Not till Monday retard. It's FOUR days not THREE.
>>555957792here you go
>>555955217>She really falls off late gameReally? I found the opposite Once she can start shitting out skulls and multiple tombstones she's an absolute menace
>>555958203>to J Geist>from Fairfax>how did you like McGinnis? She's very sensitive so be gentile
>>555958279That's not art, that's just an edit
>Yamato just called my teammates chudlingsanon?
So how does one play window wiper Vyper?I see full-gun builds, gun-spirit mixes, etc.Obviously I'd want to grab at least one or two slide buffs, yeah?
Does the trick of "picking three heros you have no play time in but are super popular to get graves" still work
>>555955613>Celeste is actually a turbowhore but simultaneously firendly and niceLets see if valve has the nads to represent the sex worker community
>>555957963I ping my counter item and hope for the best
>only 1 good celeste with penis art that i've found so far
Does anyone have the concept art of a mod that turns The Doorman into Hitler? How's the progress on that?
>>555958627image editing is a form of art too ,you didnt specify for drawn fan art
Computer, play my hyperpop bimbo music playlist and submit all my accumulated votes to Celeste. Put me in the queue for brawl, random hero.
>>555958691chud has evolved to normiespeak now
>>555957769New heroes are Mondays and Thursdays, not every 3 days.
>>555945921>werewolf form is just slorkNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>555958886>voiced by Charlotte Sartre
>>555959005Yeah, my edit of Gwen from total drama island as a Centaur getting impregnated by a horse is totally "art" bro.Dumbass
>torment pulse Remis this a meme or is this actually a thing for support Rems?
>>555958278>>555959119thats retarded ,rem was on the 26th and graves 29th ,new one every 3 days would be better
>>555959238It activates whilst you inhabit a teammates bunghole so I'd say its a core item.
was watching streamers and they all keep side dashing instead of regular forward dashingis side dashing better?>>555959238when he buffs a creep with his 3 their autos look like the torment pulse thing
>Seraphim wings item>VenatorAngelic hero when?
>>555945921>>second skill>drinks a beer to buff self with higher RoF and more pellets on shotgun, but spread is much wider and less accurateThis is such bullshit>shifts into werewolf form with a howl, enemies nearby (literall right next to you) get a "frightened" debuffThis is just Skyrim
why are valve so hesitant about doing ANYTHING about the matchmakingit's the single biggest complaint about the game. so many people have dropped the game over it.
>>555959495Matchmaking has been solved since arp elo my brainlet
everyone wants venator here but they havent gotten it the first two turns. if anything its just youngest to oldest
>>555959238Its good if you duo with a guy who also gets it but otherwise its meme
>sat in the dead thread wondering why it was so slow
Silver's wish is to marry Anon
>>555959495>it's the single biggest complaint about the gameWait but this isn't War Thunder Wait but this isn't OverwatchWait but this isn't Marvel RivalsWait but this isn't League of LegendsWait but this isn't DOTAWait but this isn't PaladinsWait but this isn't HOTSWait but this isn't PUBGWait but t
>>555959829it got autosaged because graves retard put 'jailbait' in the op subject
>>555957792
>>555945301>other lane fed>our Haze immediately gives up and sits in spawnwhy are Haze players like this
>>555959931Battlefield 6's is pretty bad too. I get put into losing teams with 50% of the game done all the time.
>>555959337if you dash sideways while looking slightly away from where you want to be, you move faster than regular dashing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOouXhhSuRg
>>555957792There is no celeste art. People drawing a shitton of mina, graves and silver but barely any celeste.
Silver theme https://youtu.be/_3G6AkiZHT4?si=crjZbbuwdXl2c1PO
>>555960084Sometimes you can tell when a game is just unwinnable
>>555960401>trans
>>555945921shes supposed to have a bola, and that passive sounds shit
>>555959495I'll take bad matchmaking over filler bots like every other multiplayer game right now.
>>555944874Most beginner friendly characters: Infernus, Seven, Warden, Mo and Krill.I would recommend Infernus: focus on your building up your DoT with all the relevant items, there's pretty much only one way to build Infernus with some slight variations in items. You keep your 2 to escape unless the fight is going your way, use your 1 to amplify damage of your dot. You need lots of farm so focus on that in lane and during the game. Your ultimate is very strong in teamfights, if there's an opportunity use it with your 2 to explode in the middle of the enemy team.
>>555960196How do you think I feel dude
I've been randoming and I haven't got Seven once.I really want to play Seven, I just don't want to queue Seven (if that makes sense)
>>555960507
>>555960831it doesn't
>>555960790lel
>>555959495It's not matchmaking, it's simply there's too many third worlder brownoids, broccoli haired mixed-mutts and native niggers in general in first world countries and they're ALL retarded and can't play at actual human levels in ANY game they're in. Matchmaking can't solve a pool made up of mostly feces.
>>555958904you got to show it to me
>>555960786all I see is empty wall and 8 votes.
This is my current roster. I'm learning the game but bad at aiming and don't like melee, is there anyone you'd recommend adding/removing?
>>555960084Cause there's no reason to headbutt an 8-0 brick wall while you have two massive genetic and economic burdens on your team doing absolutely nothing of value
Kojima-san himself just sent me early access footage of Metal Gear Solid 6 footage, and it is life changing. Take a look.
>>555961089Wraith is very aim heavy
Valve COWARD before reddit and removed her sexy rat design for gay ass pixar gaygoyle.We need to start #GIVEUSBACKSEXYRATIVY
>>555961089Paige and mo/krill both require very little aim to contribute.
>>555961424god this ivy looks retarded
she's so cute brehs
>>555961424this looks like complete fucking garbage>>555961517this is my wife
>>555961089Wraith and Seven are pretty reliant on aiming, they both have skills which are buffs to their gun which is a good chunk of their damage, wraith more than sevenMo and krill is pretty straightforward, you don't really rely on his gun much outside of lane
>>555961424Why would someone commission a gargoyle statue that looks like a rodent? Fire the sculptor.
haven't played in a while but came back because the wolf chick looks hotwhat changedshould i just play bots to get back into the grooveis lash still goodand what the fuck did they do to purple lane
>>555961424It will be an alternative skin later I hope.
>>555961257Conceptually I love the idea of a murderhobo vampire.But I do not understand how to play this cracker. I get the idea, singling people out, but I don't ever see a situation where his kit works out for that. Yes I'm bad, though.
>>555959303every 2 days would be better, like last patch.
Enforcing the Sil/Ven agenda is our top priority.
>>555959303rem was literally 4 days after the update
>>5559618214th lane is kill because the solo lane sucked
What of they buffed Kelvin grenade healing.
>>555962236People still wouldn't play Kelvin.
>>555962450I do when I random him
>>555961865You're bad yet you figured out something the designers couldn't and why he's more of a meme pick most of the time, you can't assassinate people up close here without having insane amounts of damage and/or cc built in which drifter has none, cool you can chase them with 2, right into their teamthen a single cube/healing beam/paige/rem/shields/etc completely ruins your attempts to do anything and if you don't get the last hit, which can be hard to do as a hero with no executes, you don't even get to scaleso now he's at a shitty spot where he doesn't really do anything unless you go against the right team comp and get lucky otherwise you're just an ult bot
>>555961924I will be voting Venator after Silver gets in. Hang in there.
>>555962450I would
CAN YOU CONVINCE ME TO VOTE FOR YOUR HERO...?
forced 50% win rate matchmaking has ruined every single game it's been implemented in
>>555962801Appollo>reasonplease
>>555961865Go splitpush and then rape anyone who comes to stop you. You mustn't stop at raping people, you must rape buildings as well. And then, eventually, rape the Patron.What I'm saying is that to play Drifter, you must embrace raping.
>we finally kill everyone on the enemy team after a long fight>alright time to shoot the walker>it's protected and see our creep wave is all the way behind uscan't these stupid things hurry up
>>555962801venator>reasonif he wins it makes silvertrannies seethe (also i've been voting him from day 1)
It do be like that
>>555962826>Forced 50%What do people mean by this? This isn't bait, don't you eventually plateau because you will fight people better than you? Isn't that how any ranked system is going to work unless you are at the very tippy top?
>>555961257Based
>>555962931>Being such a chud Moba noob that he doesn't understand wave management and pushing is the endgame of literally every single one of these gamesWAVESTATE IS KING. MONSTER ROUNDS IS GOATED AND PICKED ON LITERALLY EVERYONE FOR A REASON.
>>555962801Silver. Everyone is picking on us.
gun seven sucksspirit seven suckshow do i win
>>555963079>What do people mean by this?if you win too hard the game forces you to play with retards to move your win rate back to 50% or as close to it as it can
>>555962972>tranniesobsessednot voting for him, stop being a raped homo>>555962850>pleaseok
Yoshi please, just a single game without a retard hitting double digits on deaths before 25 minutes, or at least make the retard able to press 4
>>555963170Hybrid seven
>>555961257This guy thinks he's a tiger but he's a kitten
Holy fuck I wish this game had wards
>>555962826At this point I doubt it's even forced 50 and moreso just 90% of people are fucking retarded and defective now; >>555960982
>>555962801The sooner we get Silver the sooner the mind broken culture war tourists can fuck off back to /v/. Think about it logically.
>>555963263i love raping as mo
they're not sending their best
Has a single community hero idea been added into the game yet?
>>555963194in this case it's not my fault that the majority of silver voters are unironically trannies, usually would call them niggers or faggots
>>555963150numb nuts we killed the enemy creeps and pushed up and ours were lagging behind for no reason
>>555963150Monster rounds building into cultist sac is also a big reason everyone buys it thoughbeit
>>555963079Don't engage with forced 50 retards. They believe that math is a conspiracy meant to keep them down and that developers intentionally put them in unwinnable games so they can't climb. I have seen these retards genuinely try to argue that them making a smurf and highrolling 10 placement matches where they got carried, to be placed in a division above their main's, means the system is rigged (do not ask them where their MMR and rank is two months later playing on this new account after they rock a 40% winrate and sink back down to their original rank).
>>555963378will suck dick for monster....MONSTER WHAT
>>555963427This. I keep seeing Troopers get fucking randomly stuck on shit. Especially the sandbags/barrier in the middle of the stairs on the middle of all 3 lanes.
>>555963392fencer
>>555963547roundssee >>555963150
>>555961924The most based man in this thread
>>555894884I just wanted to thank whoever gave me this Infernous advice. I was asleep, but it is very appreciated.
>>555955613Valve's first canonical horsecock-indulging zoophile?
>>555963179But when the enemy team gets retards that drag them down and you win a game you didn't really deserve to win, it means you're a good player, right?
>>555963659silver and Paige?
>>555963269>he has no audio or object permanenceSad
>>55594530123 hours 57 minutes until the next hero
>>555963263>someone posted my webmI made it.
>>555963659The shamrock represents my penis, the horse shoe represents her large meaty mare pussyThink about it
>>55596382922 hours 57 minutes actually
>>555963829You're an hour over.
>>555963750who are you arguing with? it's certainly not me
>build recommends recharging rush and rapid recharge for gravesHow does that work? The ability needs things to die around her for it to be used so you can't just recharge a stack right?
Graves is a macro carry, the amount of pressure she can dish out in one lane is wild.Surprised her ult cooldown is so short too, you can have it up so often despite it being so strong
>>555963427That's unironically a good thing if you get them unstuck. Stacking waves is a well-known tactic in assfaggots since towers can only target one creep at a time, but can be hit by all of them, meaning the time it takes for your creeps to die is the same as if they were staggered out, while their DPS to the tower is higher.STUPID
>>555963659idk man, I think horses might be the most ethical animal to fuck, because they're too dumb to give a shit and too big to be hurt by it.
>>555963079I made an alt just to test out how bad matchmaking was and I ended up with a lower winrate than on my main despite playing carries on a smurf account. Forced 50 is real, at least if you're on one of the extremes of rank
>>555963964rush does recharge it weirdly enough
>>555963750The biggest advantage your team has is that you are on it. Thats the only thing that matters in these games. Focus on self improvement and you vill climb.
>>555963812>SilverToo busy slobbering on Mina's clit>PaigeShe has a collection but dildoes don't count
>get graves>another faggot on haze on the enemy team ruins the gamewhy exactly is she not only hte fastest hero in the game she has a gank setup and invisibility on top of huge damage ult she also farms fast as fuck, what exactly is the downside of this disgusting character
>>555964136she's vulnerable to stuns during her ult.
>>555964020where can i see all the portraits used for the key players and MVP?
>>>555944073It honestly surprises me how Vindicta isn't more popular, she is a conventionally attractive woman that is pretty strong, cater to sweats and has fetish pandering. Yet she is middling at best in pickrate, even when she was broken a few patches ago she was far less picked than Billy (the other problem character at the time).
>>555963964Rapid Recharge is pointless on Graves, Rush should be enough to keep you capped on charges after laning is over, if you want Spirit or Cooldowns just buy a better item
who should I play if I play shotgun soldier in tf2
is this mod forever lost to time..............
STOP THE COOMER TALK AND ANSWER MEDo McGinnis turrets apply onhit effects? The ability description doesn't say
>>555964338Rapid recharge is the only item that lowers your cooldown between charges. If you want to throw jars faster its required.
>>555964314Mina dethroned her
>>555964440yes it does
>>555964352>Plays Soldier TF2Play Soldier Deadlock (Warden)
>>555964314This isn't tf2 people don't want to troll their team by trying to force a sniper and being bad at it
>>555964440It applies spirit procs but not weapon procs. Stuff like escalating exposure or mystic slow will work. Toxic bullets will not.
>>555964440Any spirit proc'd on hit, yes.
>>555954021>vote for the barabait faggot instead of the hot gals to spite troons on XI'm genuinely voting everyone except for that shitfag. Also you're the only one constantly bringing up troons in here.
Drifter should get a big heal if he gets a kill (or at least kills a target he recently marked)Basically allowing him to dive the enemy/backline to finish off an enemyHe follows someone into enemy jungle, even if he gets the kill, someone shows up and just finishes him off.
>>555964440it procs 'On spirit damage' stuff, it doesn't proc things like Toxic Bullets or Tesla
>>555964440They do spirit damage so any spirit item that is an on-hit will apply.
>>555964540>>555964605>>555964615Thanks anon
>>555964136>enemy team has Haze>buy Metal Skin>any time she tries to ult you, you just pop it and kill her>if she holds ult for Metal Skin you just pop it at the last second and close out the kill on her anyway
>>555964136No real escape, made of paper. Just CC her.
>>555946723Given that Haze tried to recruit Vindicta and Victor, characters that are distinctly not human she could very well be some sort of dream demon sanctioned by the government and not really a normal person or just a regular person with glowie magic.
>anons call your shitlow build trash>ask for a good build ID>no one responds If you are going to be a faggot contrarian alteast be helpful
>>555964620I'm voting for him because he's rumored to be the anti-m1 character. Total M1 Death!
>>555964620>vote for the barabait faggot instead of the hot gals to spite troons on Xstop thinking with your dick for a goddamn moment, Venator just looks cool, it has nothing to do with people wanting to fuck the characters you brainrotten coomer
>>555964620>barabaitNo it's simply he's cool. Musclegirls are cringe fagshit anyway.
>>555963540>"its just math bro theres no such thing as forced 50"no, theres psychology involved for more than 15 years already to keep you playing longer so you spend money on skinsif you do too well in cs2 youll get matched against some shitters either cheating or boosting their smurf friends in a 5stack to get you down 4-500 mmr so youll never reach those 5-10-15-20k mmr threshold, even with a 60% winrate (win 2 games for +250, lose one game for -500)that keeps you playing and playing and playing until you tell yourself "eh i dont mind opening a few cases or spending a few hundred on skins, i spend so much time in this game anyway"
>>555964707>Silence Waves you
>>555964485Ivy already beat her to the punch, Vindicta was never the most popular girl.
>>555964136she's incredibly boring and predictable, no real skill expression beyond 'click on heads a bit better', just buy Metal Skin or Return Fire and watch her become useless in
>>555964228too bad she's invisible and runs at mach 5 so can target the people who dont have them
>>555957929deepthroat my unflared mini chance while pretending it's celeste.
>>555964540>>555964605>>555964615>>555964665>>555964675Hold on does that mean I shouldn't build yellows on her? Since her turrets don't benefit at all
>>555965072kek
>>555945921holy fucking kino they cooked with an actually dynamic gun hero?
>>555964937>Nooooo bro people who are better than me at the game and have raised 15+ accounts to apex tiers of play are LIARS in COLLUSION with the devs I'm NOT A SHITTER who gets tilted over a single loss!!!Heard this song and dance before, you stupid nigger.
>>555960512It's made up bs. Her abilities is a bola, a kick (that knocks people back), and some rifle related ability
>>555965130if you want to go all in on Turrets/Ult, get gun items that offer you some utility or debuff the enemy in some way, try to at least hit the 4.8k investment point
>>555965130You should always have at least a few yellows, focusing exclusively on the turrets when you have one of the best earlygame guns is just giving up power for no reason.
>>555965130Realistically you should have some of both. Gun feels stronger early and turrets scale better into the late game imo.
>>555947743they probably will like they did with every other hero
>new heroes can't be avoidedbrawl is literally unplayable
I feel like I'm being psyop'd into voting Celeste. Am I just that contrarian
>>555965130McGinnis has a very good gun, alongside her 2. You want one or two gun items regardless, but yes if you're building for her turrets and ult then you don't want too many. But gun McGinnis is a monster sometimes, and eats objectives in an instant.
>>555945301I'm gonna miss this voting system because you know that when the game is out they will drop it and just add one hero a year like in dota
let's go silver!excuse quality, am playing on steam deck
>>555965480just light melee the skulls anon
>>555965480Graves on her own is fine, it's just an issue of Graves gets paired with another brool meta pick like McGinnis or Bebop.
>>555965219activision has a patent for this shit already you dumb zoomer>nooooo valve is too good for thisvalve gets children addicted to gambling, they have no morals
>>555965278>>555965359>>555965396>>555965495I see, thanks anon(s)
>>555960084>Haze is flaming the team>lose>see stats>she has less damage than 80% of the team>has built no defense>has no actives besides Fleetfoot and Vampiric Thirst>has been screaming for 40 minutesHaze players are just mentally ill
>>555965487A real contrarian would voote Apollo
>>555965657Imagine if/when they add more summoners. Doesn't Dota have a few of them? Is it as cancerous as I imagine to have several of them on the same team? McGinnis + Graves so far is a instawin combo.
>>555965682>useless player has no recourse except screaming into the voidMany such cases
speaking of mcginnis why are engineer-type characters always in the "stout" appearance archetype?>engie tf2>torbjorn ow>mcginnis dlthe only exception is the water guy from marvel rivals who puts down squids but he's not really an engineer (and his squids are shit)
>Graves teabags me after 1 kill in lane>Proceed to go gorilla rape mode
>>555965781Brother I will be honest I don't care I'm still having fun in brool.
>>555965981HAUGHTY BRAT... NEEDS CORRECTION!!!!
>>555964839>>555964856>>555964881>spends weeks calling anyone who doesn't vote for his character a troon>gets mad when the same logic is applied against himHilarious. Honestly I just find his design a bit lame especially compared to the last batch of male heroes. He's the Punisher with a couple cross motifs and has too much overlap with Warden.
>>555945589>girls kissing
What's the proper use of Ivy ult? Feels like it's going to get me called a retard if I scoop people up randomly, but after I drop the bomb there's not much else to do Also I saw Doorman cuck a Haze ult with his own and I didn't know you could do that that's fucking rad
>>555965979The best Engineers and Mechanics are often that way irl
24 hour ban for my abandon thankfully there are alt accounts to play on, thanks for not doing the bare minimum against smurfing valve
>>555965979Chunky from being sedentary (sometimes) and probably eating a lot but also muscle from moving stuff around a lot. Could also just be following trends.
>>555966187Joining teamfights that are happening in another lane or saving teammates who are running away from a losing fight.
Doorman's ult is just pure ass game designGotta get changed
>>555963079Matchmaking discussions are just scapegoat topics for brainlet players. Adapt, carry or die.
>>555966234Do you enjoy destroying newer players?
>>555966159I've hated yurifags all my life, is it mainstream now? What's with the yuri epstein everywhere suddenly?
>>555966431I agree, his Level three should add a invincible see through NPC Doorman that shoots at you
>>555966452they calibrate you pretty quickly unless you throw on purpose during first few matches so not really smurf I guess I should use the term alt
>>555965979Torbjorn is a dwarf and they're all like that, but yeah it's to give the impression of working with heavy machinery and also probably not running around a lotMiku is as much Heavy as Engi also
>>555966431Doorgod's ult is one of the most fun in the game.
>drifter complaining about "Graves spammers" and that "yoshi is a retardt">hit him with the heroic aura ghoul into wall>apparently this was too much for him to bear
>>555966491Epstein browsed this site and liked the Yuri section and might’ve been responsible for the creation of /pol/.It’s been surreal learning how he just knows literally everyone in every industry
>>555966431He's just like old Doom used to be in dota 2.Delete a hero for a brief moment.
>>555966491A shitload of new Epstein emails got released, there's a lot in it but among other things there are confirmations that he browsed /u/ and met with moot IRL at least once + is one of the reasons /pol/ exists
>>555966748does it work through unstoppable?
>>555965979Engineers tend to favor function over style. It's just how the job is. I'd never trust a mechanic that doesn't look like he works in his profession.
>>555947461That's hot. Now if only every nsfw artist would stop giving her grotesquely huge ass...
>>555966821Yep.
>>555966821No. I killed myself trying it on a Haze, She had unstoppable (it was hard to see through the cloud) and I inadvertently just ate the full damage thinking I could shut her down
>>555966775/pol/ being a glowie psyop was always known to anyone with triple digits IQ. But fucking Epstein being behind it with him actively browsing /u/ is beyond hilarious. I could've called him a retarded fag at some point without even knowing.
>>555966662>>555966775>/pol/So WE were the controlled opposition all this time?
>>555966125I've never called anyone a troon for voting for who they want. I'm dating a catholic transgirl and she really likes Venator. So that is who I'm voting for.
>>555967152Reddit and /pol/ and pretty much any popular or famed site has been compromised for about 2 decades now to enforce culture so people get mad at their neighbours instead of the rich people actively ruining their lives
*gives you 15% Spirit Resist +3m Move Speed*THANK YOU!!
>>555967152always have been
>>555966491Epstein loved Yuri, had /gif/ bookmarked, and sent FNAF futa porn to his friends.
>>555967517Epstein would be sad if he knew what happened to gif
>>555965979Associations with fantasy dwarves
>>555967351fuck you
>3 easy wins in a row>3 struggle losses in a rowI'm becoming a 50/50 schizo
>>555961257SOVL
>>555945301Uh oh it appears Bebop is slightly above 50% winrate, wonder how long it'll take for him to get his legs broken again.
>>555953637rem is pizza tierbebop is cooks tierholliday is anything tier
>>555967798>Epstein dies>site goes to shitit’s odd he might’ve been the lynchpin of quality control mainly because he enjoyed shitposting and most likely actively threatened the mods lives if his favourite boards got too spastic
>>555966951>>555966965im confused now
>>555963540You can climb as long as your winrate is 52% or 53% still. That doesn't mean that it's enjoyable to climb that slowly and eat losses from being grouped up with drooling morons. In good games in decades past, top players had win rates of 70-80% without this bullshit, which they deserved because they were Gods. You are coping.
>>555967351>gives troopers 50% damage resist and 200/hpsTHAAAAAAANK YOUUUUUUUUU
>>555968162That will be the next threads post btw
>>555968156Unstoppable makes you immune to Doorman’s ult
What is that weird fucking squawking/screeching that Rem does all the timeIs that from him??
>>555953637lmao, what kind of sicko would make the sinclairs hungry while being two spirits stuck in a mannequin>they never eat and just bicker about wanting something else if one of them suggests anything at all
>>555968326yeah hes a bird
>>555968326No you're hallucinating
>>555967798what if he is the reason it went to shit?
>>555967351These guys are based for making brooltards lose the macro game even harder.
>>555968326hes a fucking bird dude
>>555968379he's dead?
Drifter's design is god-tier
what's the strongest 1v11 character in the game? I'm so fucking tired of losing every game because someone on the other team gets 15 kills out of a couple retards refusing to buy any kind of counterplay while they spam some shitty guide they aren't reading
>>555967798/gif/ always been a psyop board just like /pol/that shit has nothing but BLACKED and sissy hypno threads. Silverfags must love it though.
>double arrow graves>game instantly queues me as haze in ten secondsyep that’s an abandonyea at least try nigger matchmaker
>>555968429Nah it's like how Twomad haunts the Overwatch servers
I really need my first win of the day for more votes because my trans girlfriend really wants Silver in the game (she doesn't play)
>>555968498
>>555968602>has a girlfriendfaggot
>>555966431casting it on someone is pretty dangerous thou, like there's a good three seconds where doorman is just doing his t pose standing still, and you'd be surprised how often I die in that moment in a teamfight
>>555968498Just buy curse. The games where some retard gets fed are the easiest because you only need to hard focus on one player and then you win
>>555968603every Victor I see just runs like a dipshit into the other team and god does a coinflip to determine if they feed or get fed
>>555967152>controlled oppositionMore like useful idiots. I can forgive people being retarded in 2016, but people that fell for it in 2024 unironically are too retarded to take care of themselves and shouldn't have the right to vote, have children or operate heavy machinery.
>>555963540>conspiracy meant to keep them down and that developers intentionally put them in unwinnable gamesI got put into a Phantom match while Oracle and some of my teammates were Initiate, had just won 4 match prior, there’s no way in this world you can convince me forced 50\50 isn’t a real concept when I have literal new players getting their skulls stoved in against a Eternus Mina while they ask what the parry button is and what it does
Every time I play with a Vyper I imagine she is being controlled by the schizo woman from "Haha, you clowns"
>>555968834Eternus players are allowed to queue with initiates. The matchmaking isnt trying to be perfect
>>555966654>rage quitting in brawlpeople do this?
>>555964628just buy healbane, that's literally what it does. the real problem is that healbane doesn't build into anything
i hope venator gets in tomorrow, and silver can go after, she seems ok. if they just remove apollo and celeste from the game, i wouldn't mind.
vindicta? really?
>>555968429and?/gif/ went to shit years before he got "killed himself"
>get a dynamo on my team>doesn't hit a single ult>types /ff after losing his laneI want all league tourists to leave.
>>555969148>Bebop should get healed on his uppercut since he has really poor sustain>"just buy lifestrike!!!"
>>555969218some people want to ban her as an ally, also like when you see Sinclair banned
>>555945301Tommrows our day boys i can feel.it. One last howlnas a group>AAAAWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO0000000000ooooo
>>555969027All the time. Especially funny when it happens in the first round.
>>555969218how does this work anywaymaybe its a block-pick so their fav hero doesnt get banned by others
>>555969218someone got sniped one too many times
>>555969323i can see dynamo players having a legitimate reason to ban sinclair.
>>555969235yea but it became even worse
>>555969027Mostly the most faggot players indulge in that>McGinnis is trolling in chat after winning two rounds>win two rounds back>she quits instantly >still lose since they got more legendarys than us (Lash had 6000 HP)there’s a subset of faggots that want to win and only win and when it’s threatened they give the fuck up, see; >>555960084
>>555968602You have a boyfriend, you are gay.
>>555969396ahh not something I'd ever do, that's just bad sportsmanship, you can adjust your play to beat him you shouldn't have to ban him at all
Celeste's act is using her true unicorn form to get fucked by human men (very popular act).
>>555969417i just want random heroes in brawl, i seriously dont understand why valve doesnt implement an opt-in queue for all randomhate playing against lash/bebop/seven/ginnis as doorman/sinclair or some of the sweatiest shits imagineable on haze with windowlickers on my team that play their hero for the first time ever
Celeste's unicorn form getting fucked by Paige's rallying charge, they are both very embarrassed.
Am i good at deadlock guyse :DDD
if i lose a 6th brawl in a row i'm uninstalling
>>555969856why isn't there porn of rallying charge + the knights fucking. but gay
>>555968603ok, tried Victor on a brool, this character is overtuned as hell
>>555968776Too bad they're outbreeding you.
>>555966491>i've hated yurifags all my lifeBased and same.Being a silverfag has only reinforced my hatred for yuritroons.Silver fucks a human man and snuggles into the crook of her boyfriends neck post sex.
>>555970016Its brool.And outside of brool he needs like 30m of good farm to be truly godly.
>>555967152No, I never went on /pol/. Maybe YOU were controlled opposition, though.
>>555970134and in brool he needs godlike rng
>>555967152i voted for kamala
>>555969323Sinclair rapes Rem and every game has a Rem
>>555970223Yeah he has to luck into damage and lifesteal and charges and resistance or he becomes an ult bot. Only good thing going for him is that cheat death is surprisingly common.
I'm a returning player and this game is overstimulating me, a doorman guy just harassed me during lane and went to hide in his gayass door everytime I got closeAlso I played Graves and her gun seems to do nothing, enemy can just run away, it sucksWhats a good youtube guide for Deadlock? A year ago I just had to spam Shiv's dash while stacking spirit, cooldown reduction and lifesteal to be regarded as a good player amongst my team...
>>555969974Honestly very surprised lack of rallying charge r34, it's a easy setup.
If I don't get Graves I don't give it my all.Some may even say it's a bit devilish.
>>555970576everyone rapes rem
>>555969852Haze is a popular pick and every person that plays her is a mouthbreather so here’s no hope there
>>555969852>q random>get sinclaironly reason I don't
i am the only constant i am the only constant i am the only constant i am the only constant
Why do people pause at the beginning of the game?
>>555970891hes literally a demigod in brawl
Honestly the lack of teamwork pisses me off some games this shit aint worth it. Maybe some casual street brools but losing a 40 minute game cause some guy insists on split pushing and dying randomly instead of playing safe is just infuriating
>>555970983I find it funny that the match history overview page doesn't show your K/D/A. It's like Valve is trying to spare you the embarrassment
>>555969218Graves players constantly ban Vin.
got another mvp with this lil' guy
>>555971045fighting over lane swapsteammates afkjust to piss people offtake your pick
>>555970983You probably have a page where it's mostly green, don't worry about it.
>>555971114Welcome to every competitive game ever made
>>555970627there's a vacuum right now for a good deadlock tutorial youtuber, sadly. don't feel bad for losing, even when you lose you're learning the game and getting better in a small way
Throwing goo!
>>555970076Yurifaggots are insufferable in every community they show their disgusting disfigured faces in.
>>555970983>>555970983playing too many characters you are definitely not good at all of thosealso rem is garbage so youre already throwing by playing him those are free
Imagine being this mad about fictional girls kissing lmao
>>555970627probably deathy, i saw a 'lane like an eternus' guide from someone else but idk how good it is. at least with deathy you get pretty good (succinct) advice from someone that's been playing since the super closed alpha at a high level
>>555967152>there’s a non-zero chance Epstein was arguing FNAF lore on this siteI don’t know how to feel about this
What are some creative uses for Doorman's 3? It's genuinely one of the most unique abilities in a multiplayer game but right now it feelsl like a situational gimmick at best instead of an integral part of his kit.
>>555970627>A year ago I just had to spam Shiv's dash while stacking spirit, cooldown reduction and lifesteal to be regarded as a good player amongst my team...Subtle.
>>555971470you cant see vampires in mirrors.....
>>555971518surprise carts into walkers, best escape in the game, put a door at a high point to do a surprise re-engagement, etc
>>555971470t. Jeffery Epstein, yuri's #1 fan
>>555971518put a door behind someone then cart them into your team or into the door
Here's your pro Twitch streamer bro
>>555971593She’s not a Lasombra
>>555971518find guy you don't like in teamfight, knockdown and echo shard cart then send them to the shining hotel they're out of the fight for like what 10 secondstarget whoever the enemy best player is
is going tankmato or other tanks viable in shitlow? or am I throwing rank if I dont go a hard late game carry in shitlow
>>555971518>one of the most unique abilities in a multiplayer gamewhatit's just a straight line pushback + wall stunthere are abilities just like it in dota and league
>>555971213counterstrike you can will your team to a win if you play well enoughdue to the way spells and scaling work in deadlock if you have dead weight that not only dies in the worst times but also feeds them soul bags youre down a player and economy massively it's just too hard to carry an anchor in this game
>>555971678literally who
>>555967152YOU'RE a useful idiot for the pedo elite, yes
>>555971678I had a vtuber Lash 0-6 and rq in brawl (round 2)
>>555967152You were yeah.
>>555971678
>>555971470What you meant to say, was>Imagine being this mad about mentally ill retards who shit up other peoples hobbies they dont actually participate in
>>555971619See you think this is gonna make me mad but the famous New York financier Jeff Epstein being a loser who browsed /u/ and other 4chan boards is the funniest shit ever
>Get the forced 50/50 agent wraith that goes 1/16 and refuses to farm>Graves computer dies and he has to restart, takes 5 minutesWelp
gun or spirit for vindicta?
It's surprising how little purple investment Graves needs at the start of the game. I end up building mostly green for the first 10-15m
>>555971949that image is enough to convey everything about him
>>555947359Daggers come.from the boobs. What are you a toddler? Who dosent know this?
>>555971470Mina's straight, sorry troon.
>>555972060my 50/50 agent haze fed warden 7 kills in 10 minutes and he outscales everyone immediately
>try to melee someone>get parried, every time>try to parry someone>whiffs, every timei hate this system so much holy fuck i would like the game so much more if it wasn't here at all
>queue mina>build full gun
>>555972157>time my parry perfectly but they miss cause im sort of in the air and the hitbox is awkward>now get killed for freeit's definitely garbage and it's too random for how swingy the fights are if they land or notfeels like parrying are the key factory in 50% of early game skirmishes
>>555972157they're cheating btw unless you're doing heavy melee predictably
>>555972157condition them by whiffing in a direction they will probably try to retreat to head them off and shoot them. or, if you're really good, fake a heavy melee back towards a retreat route and get a minor headstart (which really makes a difference if they already spent stamina engaging)
Yoshi, an item that makes melee damage apply bleed I beg of you.
>>555972141I can not excuse feeding, its so easy to play defensively most of the time unless you're eternus 6. And yet these niggers will hold w and feed the enemy carry.No wonder ranks are so fucked, people cannot play behind at all.
>>555971619BasedTo honor the memory of the big E himself, we WILL be starting a yuri goonsesh shortly
>>555972329nta but is this why some people always parry my quick melees but never parry if I NEVER melee??
I wonder how good celeste's kit will be, there is a very real chance it could be a fun kit but she's kinda unappealing
>>555971837I've run into a few vtuber minas and paiges and they always sucked playing as them
>>555969218I saw fucking McG and Vyper banned in a game yesterdayPeople just got strange priorities
I don't know what I did but my frames are lower and my game looks worse. WtfWhat settings to make my game run more good?
>>555972329If they want to combat auto parry why not just make parry come out like 1 tick slower than light melee?
>>555972673>60hzlol
Remember back when we were scrounging for waifu candidates in Deadlock with Vindicta's feet, total Haze love and old ugly Ivy. Now the game has Mina, Paige, Silver, Graves, Celeste, Wraith is less ugly now even. Holliday is roastiecore thoughbeit.
>>555969218This is obviously brawl where these heroes are fucking aids
>>555972329>>555972464retarded broolgroidsif I see you throw a light even ONCE I will remember your timing and slam my big dick parry on you.after that, go and say "cheater autoparry" or whatever in chat, I'll just laugh harder.
>>555972912We like Holliday here, buster
>>555972810>do all human cocksthis doesn't make any senseivy isn't an alien, she's lived her whole life around humans, and some ixiansits not like she came from a gargoyle planet
>>555972839That's a bug. Every time I open the game it says that even though I'm pretty sure it's set at 1080 144Not sure why it does this. Why would I have my fps set higher than my hz?
>>555972912Holliday's new dialogue with Venator shows that she is a based virgin tradcath
What if after Deadlock launches you get access to the original prototype models but only if you played in a match with them, would that be aryan
Hats when? I wanna make some money in this game like cs and tf2.
>>555973161>virginLets not get carried away here
>>555972912Don't talk shit about my pure and beautiful multiple divorce wife.
>>555967152How is /pol/ holding up with finding out that they've been useful idiots the entire time? I imagine noticing that you have strings and that they were being held by a pedo the whole time might be disconcerting. And hopefully invites some kind of introspection about how they got there.
>>555972157I agree. The game is already complex enough meshing two autismocore competitve genres, having this shitty Mordhau minigame in it is rendundant. At the very least I'd like to free a couple hotkey.Also without melee being given to every hero there would be more options for ones entirely focusing on that playstyle.
aliens eventually included in the game yes or no? Like old movie and urban legend styles of aliens or flash gordon stuff>some small references to neon prime>Yamato trains a runaway alien in the ways of the samurai and we get 6 head Yamato persona as a skin>MIB, Flatwoods, or grey aliens hero>occult v. aliens event
>>555972673just set everything off/low except for textures If you really want to squeeze some extra performance use dlss 1.5x
I tried, /dlg/
>>555965657Troonbop is mid in brawl now.
>>555973161>constantly talks about her multiple ex husbands and how she wants to get her tubes tiedroastie to the max
>>555973251Like any /pol/fag is capable of self-reflection in the first place.
>555973039 (You)
>>555966654>yoshi is a retardtWell this is true (usually), it may sound extreme but the only change I think Graves needs is to not have a lasso and instead a normal kind of firing and for the skulls to have worse tracking
>>555972082Both.
post paige lewds or she gets it
>>555973208the fomo would be enough to make everyone mad as fuck
>>555968602Celeste is literally the tranny hero. Celestetards farm votes by BROOLING and never play the standard mode.
>>555969927>ivy playerYes, you're great
>>555973251Anybody still using that place is a bot
>absolutely atrocious server lag all of a suddenwhat the fuck is Valve doing? I though they hired competent Engineers
>>555973512Pull the trigger anywayhttps://files.catbox.moe/8g7oxy.jpeg
>>555973564celeste is just garish. imagine your dad walking in on you playing celeste in unicorn mode
>>555973251Any retard who actually used that place isn't capable of self awareness, that entire board is like a small localized version of reddit being hosted on 4chan.
luv me Yamato, simple asand yes, I am very low rank(Alchemist)
>>555973683source?
>>555972912You know what's gonna be hot? Impregnating Holliday regardless of her wishes
>>555973683phew moar
>>555973806Calm down Troubadour
>>555973251Unironically the only people remaining on /pol/ are the retards that are too far gone and are going to die on the MIGA hill because they based their entire personality around defending don cheeto to the death.Vote for apollo guys thx
>>555973297shapeshifter alien type, sure. viscous and fathom already represent the cryptid/deep ones niche.
>>555973297Right now they seem to be focusing entirely on the gothic occult aspect. Some vintage sci-fi would add a bit of variety for sure. Dynamo is probably the absolute best example right now.
>three fucking sub-25 minute stomps with one fag double souls of anyone elseYoshi, I know you're here and you will read this: KILL YOURSELF.Never develop a game again. Imagine a game where when it was even earlier in alpha two years ago and it was better than this current trash; holy shit.
>>555965979Being immobile is a pretty common way to balance out that kind of design, so the stout appearance suits them. It also makes them easier to shoot.
>>555973683That's hot but why is she so fat?
Alright time to grind venator
>>555973861>>555973251>>555967152How do you reconcile the fact that the files reveal Epstein absolutely hated Drumph and was live texting with dems during his show trial? What was the 5D chess plan with psyopping /pol/tards to back Cheeto Hitler?
>>555973683what's wrong with the librariussy
HOLY SHIT GUYS CHECK THE CHARTS10 APOMILLION VOTES JUST GOT ADDED
>>555972212so cringe it loops back around to basedgodspeed king
>>555974197please take it to /pol/, /dlg/ is sacred ground
what if there was a 1600 item that allowed you the ability to heavy melee move friendlies, aka push them out of trouble. would be pretty cool in laning phase imo
>>555973926Dont be mean, anon
>>555974464would ruin teammate positioning in scrambles most of the time and lots of unintentional trolling even on great players
>>555974464i mean, most likely than not, you will be sending them to danger
>>555973683>no pubesGross and not canon
>>555973208the game used to look so incredibly ugly actually complete crazy how valve step up their game with this game.>inb4 alpha cope
Can someone who’s more experienced with the item system tell me if a hero with a double barrelled shotgun primary that functions like graves’ from league work in deadlock? This includes stuff like reload time being shortened increased attack speed and such?
>>555973701Maybe he'd finally start thinking you're straight
>>555973251>/pol/ call jews satanic pedos all the time>jew dies and confirms that they are indeed satanic pedos>l-l-lol how you h-holding up? i don't get it, are you retarded?
>>555974659its a alpha.
I'm not expecting Apollo to beat Venator or Silver but if you fags vote in Celeste ahead of him I will never forgive you. You want my favor, trust me.
>>555974824she doesn't look like this
>>555973208no way the game used to be this ugly, I miss miku's, abram's and infernus's old portraits though
>>555974659do you really think the game was ugly intentionally before and not because it was unfinished?
>>555973208I’m praying that the cosmetic system is gonna function like dota’s with individual slots you can mix and match
>>555974659retarded zoomer
>>555974824>ya winnin son?>prancing around the map in unicorn mode with rainbows sprouting everywhere
>>555974197Reconcile what? I didn't even mention Trump and spoke only to Epstein talking to moot and then /pol/ getting made right after, despite moot previously hating the board and constantly taking it down. As >>555974831 points out, it must be demoralizing on /pol/ to find out that you're congregating and frothing at the mouth at whatever the issue du jour is at the behest of the pedo jew they all hate.
>>555974197Because it's irrelevant, problem is you're looking at epstein as an individual, epstein isn't a mastermind he was a tool for mossad, his only purpose was to gather dirt on rich and powerful people and celebrities and he accomplished just that. trump is sucking that israeli dong like no other and has been aggressively sending billions to israel. whatever feelings epstein had about him towards the end is irrelevant, the mossad accomplished their goal of keeping all politicians in their pocket either via bribery or blackmail hence why the US bends its back backwards to send all those billions and military tech to israel for free.Mossad wants BOTH democrats and republicans in their pocket, this isn't a matter of democrats good republicans bad, they are both owned by israel and their existence is important to give the illusion of choice and to keep retards fighting each other and not the people actually behind the decision making.
When is Deadlock getting its designated hero named "Ash" or "Ashe". There's one in like every hero shooter that exists. Bonus points for having absolutely nothing to do with flames or ashes.
>>555973251That's not how this shit works. It's like showing flat earther undeniable proof that earth is round - they would just come up with even more retarded excuse why flat earth is real.
>/dlg/ poltard hours
>>555974824I'm starting to get leather jacket burnout
>>555975006that post doesn't say that though, i think it's calling you retarded
>>555975147Deadlock first needs to get its first mandatory wukong character, as is standard practice for any self respecting moba. (Unless you count shiv since he’s a monkey but I don’t)
I know you can report ingame but it only lets you select an option and write some textIs there a support site where I can make a more detailed report(e.g. recordings, screenshots)Some aimbotting nigger on Vindicta on enemy team was raping everyone. Looked up his Steam and it's a main acc not an alt, I want to maximize the chances he gets banned
>>555975216Why are you on 4chan if ur not racist
>>555975216it's lefty /pol/ finding places to post their crap after getting laughed at on /pol/ and /v/
>>555974927yes look at neon prime thats how fucking retarded western developer are.>>555975001>>555974834giga cope at least people like me complained so you now have an actual art style and a setting.
>>555975374is shiv supposed to be some monkey demon vessel or what or is he just a man thats monke
>literally printing souls for everybody as Rem>Haze and Graves still 10k behind Victor, me and BillyThank god Victor and Billy were able to just win alongside Dynamo + my sleep combo
>>555974541You should kill yourself too, tranny
>>555975374grizzled detective monkey maybe>>555975242the short jacket doesn't look bad, I think what I really dislike about her current design is the belly tat. makes her look trashy, just give her a traditional one piece and she'd look better.
>>555975372I don't know why it would be calling me retarded when it agrees with the facts that I laid out. >/pol/ calls jews satanic pedos all the time (and bitches about a bunch of other stuff)>jew dies and confirms that /pol/ was explicitly created by the satanic pedo jew and all their bitching and calling jews satanic pedos all the time is a benefit to the satanic pedo jews still in powerI think asking how they're doing is a valid question. He dodged the question.
>>5559752164chan's always been a site full of racists (that's a good thing), and that ain't ever changing. You're the freak breaching containment.
Why does Seven aura farm so hard
>>555975551>yes look at neon prime thats how fucking retarded western developer are.neo prime never came out
>>555953637i never understood why people had doorman as their husbando until i thought of him cooking me dinnermaybe the girls are right about that one
>>555974197>What was the 5D chess plan with psyopping /pol/tards to back Cheeto Hitler?presumably to send more money to israelit worked very well
>>555975724Literally only because concord flopped that badly. They had people thinking, people would play neon prime.
Why do I get end game screens sometimes instead of a match? Is matchmaking so retarded that it sends me into freshly ended game or what?
>>555975872It's because somebody failed to connect into the match
I love the game but I don't know if modern 2026 gamers will play a complex MOBA, I hope they do but I think Valve underestimates how lobotomized gaming is now they shouldn't if they see their own store and what people buy but maybe the ideas guys are 10 years behind
>>555975551I hope your brown, if you are white or yellow you bring shame to the high races.
>>555975990the med gawds are kings here
GravesGODS... how we doing on this fine Sunday?
>>555975980Not everything needs to be for everyone.
Quite surprised I only died 6 times in a 50 minute game, first time as Mirage
enemy team gets 2 shrink rays and we insta lose every fight because you literally cant hit any of them when theyre smaller than one of the gold statueswhat the actual fuck were they thinking when they added this
>>555975980Valve doesn't care. This is an Icefrog joint so he can do whatever the hell he wants because Gabe fucking loves Dota.
>>555954021literally nothing wrong with apollo, he's just aimed at women.
>>555975502Answer me please
>>555976183kek I got this earlier today as abramshilarity ensued
I might vote celeste to get more girls to play the game rather than more furries or baras, thoughts?
>>555975685>explicitely created byit wasn't though>is a benefitnow i have to agree with that anon, you are retardedif i call you a raped zoophile and you reveal yourself to be a raped zoophile, how is that benefitial? why would i feel bad about being correct that you are, well, a raped zoophile?your reasoning sucks even when trying to be disingenuous
>>555975502the discord
I'm diagnosed with terminal horrible player syndrome
>>555976432you mean G.I.R.Ls, right?
>>555976183>I'm sure to win as my size is superiorGet your ankles blown off, nerd.
>>555976450>spend all day raging about pedo jews>convince yourself that one party in America will fight the pedo jews>help put them in power>the party you put in power keeps sending money to Israel>literally sent another $6.5B to Israel, bypassing Congressional review, the day the files dropped>"how could what I have done possibly helped the pedo jews???"Okay, anon. I guess you guys aren't doing that well.
shiv vindicta and mina should be banned every game
/pol/tards will, with a straight face, tell you about how much they hate jews all while they support the most pro-zionist and pro-israel movement that is funded by jews.The term useful idiots does not do them justice
>>555976342That's the issue, women don't play MOBAs and are too shit at shooters to care about.
>>555976183>what the actual fuck were they thinking when they added this"This should be fun!"
>>555976183>15s cooldown 77s durationkino
>>555975520>>555975525>>555975707>y u no racist brothere's a place for it and it's not /vg/ stop being retarded
>>555976428You got early access to Abrams jr
>>555975707It's so easy to spot you election tourists. Have you ever even browsed a board that wasnt videogames, porn or /pol/?
>>555977026It's for everywhere.
>>555976850Mina and Shiv I understand, but where are you finding all these cracked Vindictas?
>Top tier>Low pick rate so can play as her in 98% of games>Voice lines are cute and are only 10% millennial slop ironyWhen are you going to accept IVY CHADS WON
>>555976683>partywe were not talking about though, talk about dodging a question or the whole subject entirelyif you have to do that i guess you are the one not doing so good
Best site for builds?
>>555977198>but where are you finding all these cracked Vindictas?on my enemy team
>>555977227idk
Graves' ephebescent cunny.
>>555977026we loterally have 2 racist characters about to be added in days (venator and apollo), also wreckerits on topic
>>555976953apollo is just movie star handsome which fits the haughty nobleman archetype
>>555977250https://deadlockmeta.comunsure if updated recentlybut you should just use the ingame build browser and start recognizing good builders (like piggy, oses, saiah and jonjon)
>>555971142it's almost always <1 k/d but at least i'm not feeding in most games>>555971174i do not>>555971406i know i'm not good at them but there's nobody i'm good at, that m&k game was my first time playing themjust tired of getting raped all the fucking time
>>555977227How do you build her? Even with full gun items it feels like bad!wraith against heroes. She's really fun to farm on but when it comes time to fight I don't feel like a good carry or good support
>>555977235We were talking about how /pol/ was "benefitial" to satanic pedo jews. I guess you could say sending them billions of dollars isn't "benefitial", but that seems like a stretch. It's okay, we can stop here. You seem a bit bothered by what's going and have started omitting entire words in your rush to respond.
>>555976571wanna broool?
Is this patch just THAT good for Bebop or have I been playing wrong before it?
>>555977667>We were talking about how /pol/ was "benefitial"nope, in your words it was about how they are feeling, an anon exposes you as a retard, you tried to twist what he said in your favor but fail and now you moved it to the party. also said that it was "explicitely created by jeff" but that wasn't the case, why did you backpedal on that?>stop herewhy? you are the one that brought random shit to my thread and you haven't answered, how is it benefitial that you are exposed as a raped zoophile and why exactly would i feel bad after being right that you are indeed a raped zoophile?
>>555977198>filename related
graves is the most poorly designed character in the game
graves is the most designed character in the game
>>555978362Yet.
are they keeping the vn segments? are they still in files?
graves is the designed character in the game
>>555978335Wao, even with two knockdowns.Also, match id still visible btw.
>>555977659I use the top public build, Ivy spirit crowd control. Basically after lanes you just play quite conservatively until you have an opportunity to go in with an ally and destroy your enemies. You have to be strategic a lot of the time, and know when to go in. Drop people on team fights its great. Usually I end up with 20+ assists and like 4-6 kills with 3 deaths.End game the actual zoning items ivy gets do insane damage, you can contribute the most of anybody to team fights.In lanes you can actually be quite aggressive, just hop around and do tricks off the bridge, my favorite is being shot at and then dropping down on my side, and then wall kicking back up, you can really molest people. Combine that bridge control with kuzu bomb and its crazy, and know when to retreat
I've become a movement god using mouse macros and I'm not going to elaborate further
>>555978803fuck and most of those kills were early game. I'm still tired of fighting this stupid fucking character.
>>555979056>fuck and most of those kills were early gameThat's usually how it goes usually, lane phase is where people hang around at execution threshold and can't afford knockdown.
>>555978520>are they still in filesno i think they removed it with the first wave of heroes>are they keeping themprobably, dota had them and they were ok with that as a way to move the story and people had a possitive reaction to the leaked VN segmentsit would be dumb to scrap that idea
TOTAL HAZE LOVE. HAND HOLDING WITH HAZE. DANCING WITH HAZE. CUDDLING WITH HAZE. SNUGGLING WITH HAZE IN BED. KISSING HAZE. SWAPPING SALIVA WITH HAZE. MARRIAGE WITH HAZE. HAZE IN A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING DRESS. MATING WITH HAZE. IMPREGNATING HAZE. HAZE BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT. HAZE GIVING BIRTH TO OUR SMOKE CHILDREN. HAZE CRADLING OUR SMOKE CHILDREN IN HER ARMS WITH TEARS OF HAPPINESS IN HER EYES.
I average 1 deny per game that's pretty good if I do say so myself
>forced 50% wr doesn't exist! you're just schizo!!!k
>>555979531You're playing in a casual meme mode with no ranks and crying about forced 50Get a grip you fat nigger
>>555979531?your team isn't even that bad
>>555979531forced 50% wr doesn't exist, you're just schizo
>>555979531why the fuck are you maxing out 3 over instead of 2 in brool
>>555979615>>555979625>>555979703holy cope posts batman
>>555979531git gud
>>555979735you are the one coping about losing with a team that isn't even terrible though
>>555979426>HAZE BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT>HAZE GIVING BIRTH TO OUR SMOKE CHILDREN>HAZE CRADLING OUR SMOKE CHILDREN IN HER ARMS WITH TEARS OF HAPPINESS IN HER EYESAnon... Haze is canonically Rem's mom. If you're okay with being a step-father, then good for you but don't forget about Rem.
>>555979531>0 deaths>2 deaths>>>>4 deaths>0 deathsYou ARE the forced 50
>>555979869the reason I have 4 deaths is because I'm the only one engaging the team, I'm the only reason we won the round in the first placeevery bad player does the same thing, hang back and poke and do nothing else, and they eventually get overwhelmedimagine playing passive vs Graves of all heroes you're braindead btw
Why the fuck am I always against a Rem/Graves combo in Street Brawl. Are stackniggers that tryhard? It's a guaranteed win due to the fact both have passive wave push spells.
>>555979994>he angrily typed while waiting on respawn for the 8th time this game
>>555979531>Geist 7 kill participation, no deaths>Haze 6 kill participation, 2 deaths>Sinclair 6 kill participation, no deaths>You (Abrams), 7 kill participation, 4 deaths, feeding the mostWhat exactly are you complaining about with your team?
odds pizzaevens bento box
>Play support>Do really good in lane>Lane partner fucks off and feeds instead of just holding lane, all your other carries also feedwell that's one way to lose
>>555980047that's cool but your mom probably should have swallowed desu
>>555980029And you can't even ban them, because valve wants their statistics.
Why is Haze so fun and badass and sexy?
>haze has a lower pick rate in street brawl because all the hazenigs play seven there insteadlolmao
I went from Seeker to Arcanist in 3 games what the fuck is this skill rating system? I'm definitely not good enough to be Arcanist. I one trick Yamato and I don't even have high skill relative to my rank.
>>555977543well you need to spam a character to learn
>>555980070>talking about feeding in broolam I getting baited or are you actually this retarded? assists are a total nothingburger, you can just poke an enemy once and I do 99% of the work and you get the Abut I get that I clearly poked a beehive with all the autists furiously coping about this game not having forced 50/50 wr, please dogpile me some more it only proves my point
>>555980153She's my smoke gf. Caucasian facial structure btw.
>>555979531>>555979735
Should each hero get a dedicated passive like other mobas? I feel like some characters are missing something to tie there kit together and make them more distinctive-feeling outside of abilities m1
>>555980228Devs hilariously fucked up matchmaking this last big patch.Best thing? There's total radio silence on this issue.
>>555980282you gonna be okay lil bro? maybe street brawl isn't for you
>>555980443that must be why all the people are furiously coping by trolling ITT maybe there's literal Valve employees in this general idk
>>555980441they could give heroes innates like in dotathose are a lot of work though
>>555980029probably because they're new and people want to try them in a low effort mode
>something happens >"AIEEEEEEE THE MATCHMAKING!!!!!!!!!"
>>555980443Matchmaking has never not been fucked, and it will remain that way until the playercount can stabilize.
>>555980029>see new characters in every match>victim complex tells you this is a coordinated stack against youbased troon
>>555946201Haze is a white woman, probably aryan, cloaked in CIA spook assassin dream magic. That's not how she normally looks. She is also not black coded at all, she's clearly a white woman CIA operator assassin, probably even blonde IRL.Infernus is an Ixian (basically a tiefling or demon or whatever) but he is black coded. A black bartender from a speakeasy with fire powers basically.
>>555980815go back to pushing your 5kb patches, yoshi
>>555979426and don't forget about rem being the big brother to the babies
Is there any theory on map strategy? I know my team mates are fucking up 2/3's of the map and I just feel like I'm running around doing stupid busywork while they spend alone into enemy blobs or jack off the soul machines while there's a 3v4 happening 50m away.>>555980443Or maybe it's just an experiment to see what happens?
Every Deadlock character is the opposite of whatever race you think they are
>>555978362explain also Victor is the most poorly designed
>>555981175>>555979426Rem *is* Haze's child after she banged a gryphon in a dream.
I hate paige
>>555981204Can't wait to have my white children with Wraith!
Why haven't we got any character remodels for Vyper, Gay Talon, Alien Forehead woman, etc. yet?
>>555981204can't believe lash was black all along
>>555978362Nah, Wraith is. Her kit is just pure braindead tard crutch that scales up into instawin if let to farm until late game.
>>555981204Warden is canonically Irish (named Murphy in Neon Prime)Dynamo is canonically Japanese/Korean (named Sumo/Jeong in Neon Prime)Yamato is canonically Japanese (named Yamato in Neon Prime)
>>555981563too much work
>>555981204I can't believe Victor is uuhhh
>lightning scroll>refresher just get lucky lol
>>555981563because they're literally making the game as they go along, but rumor is the remodels are done or soon to be done and coming next
Would be way better if mid boss was removed>try to do anything aggressive instead of afk farming like a sperg>get wiped and give mid boss>lose game
>>555981563The artists are still figuring out ways to make them as dogshit and soulless as Graves.
>>555980443If this is true (it's not) then explain, in precise terms, how matchmaking is "fucked", without saying "i get bad teammates!!"
>>555981890>yo what if we put a hot topic stereotype in our stylized occult noir gamebravo valve
>>555978238Everyone keeps saying that he got nerfed, but in my experience playing against him is more cancer than before, like it just becomes ultra miserable if he gets going with those fuck ass bombs
>>555981908your precise terms:seeker and INITITATE players are currently ending up in archon games.new players are going against veterans on their first game and not having fun at all.YOU CAN SEE MULTIPLE POSTS ABOUT THIS IN THE PREVIOUS THREADS.for fuck sake, at least I hope you're arguing in bad faith and not genuinely defending the current MM.
>>555981908>Am I reading? What the fuck?
rem is so fucking fun to play brosi feared he'd be autoplay support slop for girls but he's the opposite of that in the support department
>>555982067I thought it was just a fluke at first but I just had a match where I think I spent about 10 straight minutes holding the enemy's blue walker, every time I was near death all it took was a grapple and an uppercut to get back to full, it took literally the entire enemy team spamming ults on me to take me down. In the end I still just came back and did it again, followed by us winning.
>>555980228Damn I went from Alchemist 3 to Arcanist 1 to Ritualist 3 in the spam of maybe 5 games.
>>555981734I don't remember seeing Warden's Neon Prime design. I remember Inferno, Sumo, Wraith, Haze, Kelvin and obviously Yamato and Gay Talon who haven't changed since.
Apollobros how are we doing?
>>555982443Why would you waste all your votes like that?
>>555982339I almost made it to Oracle before Gabe's finest ranked ninjas (those faggots Yamato and Lash in my team that kept 1v1ing the fed Shiv) got me.
>>555982502Because I want Apollo.
>>55598244325ish votes behind you on Apollo. Unfortunately I put 25 on Venator and 5 on Silver before I locked in.
>>555982584Yeah but he's going to be last no matter what so you wasted them
>>555981563>Vyper, Gay Talonthey are refining them and will launch with new animations >Alien Forehead womanthe leaked design got scrapped and is back to the drawing board with her
>>555979531>lash quit in round 1>had to fight tooth and nail 2 rounds>their drifter left>we carried last roundstop crying and fight against the odds.
>>555977059I've been on this site since 2007, but nice try retard.
>>555982619They aren't wasted votes to me anon
>>555979531forced 50 doesn't even exist in the real mode, I have a 48% winrateto be fair I play all the heroes and im shit with half of them
what are furtrannies going to do when Silver loses yet again?
>>555973683Haha imagine if she had two heads
>>555982152bhp
>everyone complaining about graves, bebop, seven, warden in porch monkey mode>nobody ever cried about pocket>just run in, press 4 and winweird, nobody even seemed to care that they were getting 4 man afflicted. It's like I'm an invisible force of nature
>>555982808Ideally kill themselves.
>>555982808Fap, play Ivy, and wait until she gets in anywayNot necessarily in that order
>>555982619Every straight man will be voting him over Celeste
>>555983017Yet I'm a straight man and have voted for Celeste.Checkmate.
>>555983083>>555983083>>555983083>>555983083>>555983083
>>555982928That's because I see pocket once every 30 games
>>555983098I have bad news for you...
>>555982928I was the first one to complain about Pocket lash victor and dynamo in party mode!
why is shiv monke?
>>555983372He just is.
The Mina on Graves futa rape porn will sell gangbusters
>>555983776Graves is a child...
>>555984217so is mina actually
>>555982135>Here's an assertion>My proof is you have to go find it yourself its totally somewhere in the last couple of 2000 postsLol.
>>555986695>ignoring the entire rest of the postthanks for confirming it's a bad faith argument
>>555979531you are the 2/3rds of the enemy's kills
>17 hours till deadcuck becomes basedyup, smells like nigger (ix*an) killin' timeTIDTVDTWDTFDTGDTZDTND
>>555993281Sorry chud
>>555994990>total nigger death btw
>>555945921Don't listen to this retard. We already know her ult isn't a toggle and that one of her main abilities is a slide kick.
>>555996887>same anon pretending to be someone elseweird
>>555999178how am I pretending anything?you dumb fucking subhuman shit braindead fucking niggerfaggot
>>555999341>blah blah blahholy seethe I get that pol is a honey pot but this is ridiculous
>>555966775>epstein was a yurifagi always hated them, now everyone will understand
