Previous: >>555922559>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year T.M. Opera O (3*), New Year Haru Urara (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Admire Vega (Power), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSRMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
ace on my face
Mambo!
>from 800 to 900 to thisits so over...
Does anybody know how to hide a game from this? This shit is kinda embarrassing
ButtSweat, a casual, B+ /uma/ club, is recruiting! All that's expected is regularly logging in, and not flatlining for days at a time (a career now and then hurts no-one after all).Be a part of a moderately active in-game chat, discussing things like exchange rates, gacha horrors, online shopping and more! Sometimes we even directly discuss the game.Reply to this for an invite, or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile text!
>>555950146
>>555950049>5 adult umas and falcoWhat
ウマオオオオ is looking for players and or victims.We'll be a comfy club until MANT comes and we'll decide the direction then.Until then 19M by the 26th of each month. Use uma.moe to figure out if you're at risk.
From rank 83658 to Rank 1, what's your excuse?
what are they talking about
can you bypass the 24 hour club applying cooldown if you get an invite instead
I love these dorks
>Guy I follow has no club but he has a very generic username which means I can't easily checkGambling on him being a high earner though I will reverse search his ID off his borrow legacy to make sure
danchou... our club advert...
Why is rice such an uwu onii chan slut in the game
Join Autis/uma/! The /uma/ club that got to A+ in its first month of existence! The /uma/ club with multiple slots for (You)! Join now!
>>555950146quality shit post>>555950232isnt that club fucking dead and the boss abandoned it?
>>555950294the only bypass is asking for a kick instead of leaving
it's a regular sunday
>>555950146Thanks, bro, I was looking for the name of the fourth game
>>555950294nyo you need to get kicked by your Danchud
>>555950239Their leader even streams himself doing fan runs so you know he doesn't bot (while he's live)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1m3OB62oK_k
I am not immune to Sirius Symboli propaganda
>>555950049what is fraud sirius doing there?
>>555950328She knows she'll die soon anon, she wants to have sex at least once
I want to quit my club, how do I let down danchode gently.
>>555950341the boss (or at least the current one) keeps recruiting every month, but no one wants to bother with an S club that can't hold S
>the yuri tranny is awakeso its a mutt go figure
>my team trials dirt umas winning many of the aquarius lobbies i enter>not worth training serious umas for aquarius because MANT likely drops right before finalsdamn... guess i got nobody to train in the month between capricorn and MANT release
>>555950341>last month was 130>deadIf this was the case no club would be recruiting and there would be an influx of S-A ranked players floating around.
>>555950483does he have your nudes?
>>555950483Your danchode can probably handle it.
>>555950483Just post>*rapes you*And then you leave like a boss
>it's not even TRACKBLAZER and every club is full of flatliners at the end of the monththe end is neigh
>>555950483Fuck his mom
>>555950483Tell him you bot and are worried club might get banned
>>555950232if u rnt going for S i am not interested
>>555950401dont say that....
Might try to fish for S later She only loses to double S umas anyway I've seen her proc unique once and thats when she rushed for like half the track
>>555950507>>555950520>can't hold S>130the og of all og clubs, fallen so far...
>end of month rewards>no end of month shop resetswhy is this, Jonathan Cyber Games
>>555950232>duped by /uma/663502262671100m+ fans/month. Give me an S/A+ club
>>555950703>>555949978
>>555950245ever since I learned about the Chowayo girl im getting flooded with videos on my youtube, you fuckers made me open up pandora's box and I cant look away
>>555950703>A+I know a good one…
>https://uma.moe/circles/908210590>go back a day>scroll down to the member list>left left left left left leftholy shit
>>555950239>EverlastWtf? They have sponsored clubs now?
>>555950245/bag/gots think they're part of the meme creature team
>Open door>See thisWhat do?
>>555950642Make your own club and find like-minded individuals, I believe. I'll even send any who want to be an S your way!>>555950703Sent
ONE (1) hour until you can redeem your cleats for more cleats.
>>555950703Umadash will have a spot
>>555950703join autis/uma/ bwo...
>>555950701It's in 1h retardbro
OH NO
>>555950703Join Autis/uma/ they need (You)
>>555950318She is NOT smart enough to hold a office job
>>555950682JP was always an A ranked club, there's no shame in bringing it back home.It will probably be an A+ since it isn't as competitive in global
>>555950941I'm not free in an hour, and rewards have already been given out
>ralkos left
>>555950296marrying luna-chan, my puny wifeadopting teio, our cute daughterfucking my bro brian on the side while she bitches about veggiesgetting manipulated by CB and her highly effective propaganda machine
>>555950925
>>555950983>>555950937How is your status rn?
>>555950875drop them off at an orphanage because i don't have time for this bullshit
>>555950049>A rank>don't flatline>don't disappearAlmondLove is recruiting 5 more active like-minded players. Leave your ID for a scout/reservation.
>>555950875Try to wake up from the Aislopa nightmare
>>555951124a+, 437 for our first month, sitting in the 200s right now
>>555950703>ex-AlmondloveOh no...
Your choice, /uma/?
welfare life is harddidnt even touch 7k sp
>>555951139>5it's over
>>555950875Oh, those kids need to go home but the bus didn't arrive?But they conveniently found a white van without a plate and no traceable electronics?I guess I'll have to ride them home to keep these children safe, what could go wrong?
>>555950875offer them food and games if they spare me
>>555950925do the cleat tickets ever get pdated i think i already have all the make debut SRs
>>555951161Aight, how many spots you got open?
WEW
>>555951170>B gutsgood to see that it stays useless
>>555951059did /uma/ club poach the whale of whales too?
>>555947796at least 5 spots>>555951187all of our core members are still intact
>>555951168i'm fucking the babies
>>555951170Your guts bro?
>>555951351
>>5559512821 at the moment >>555923063thats our danchous post from last thread. we'll probably have a few more slots open when hes back later tonight
>>555951314No he joined a non /uma/ S+ club
>>555950965The real overlord is here...
>>555951168Coughing baby > Teio
>>555950864desu i think uma deserves to be there the leastthose are all korean games
>>555951170>SRsbwo...
>>555950703All these 100m+ fan anons will betray your club and join /uma/club the first chance they get. Do NOT trust them
>>555951124I'm not inside their club but I like cheering for them. They need active players
>>555951314Ralkos the Backstabber
>>555951168Teio is a good girl! A good baby!
>>555951418probably too much drama and autism in ウマオオオオ
>>555951234the ticket is called "SR+ Make Debut Scout Race 1" which seems to imply there will be a 2 and so on? i dunno. i imagine it won't be for awhile.
>>555951314He flatlined and came back to pull for Dober. Don't know what happened in January but looked like he left on his own.
>>555951472Honestly umaooo danchode is the biggest fool. He's just handing the over.
>>555951170>seiyun scratching her ass is an actual card
>>555951379>>555951312no stego and my orfevre is lb0i have 130k carats saved for Anni
>>555951409Okay, how does this look to you? Last months club was kinda low energy.111235673405
is 500k daily fans enough for an A club
>>555951447
>>555951398Yes, five times each at minimum
Autis/uma/ is getting S this month, I can feel it
>>555950306>He's too good for the clubDamn...
>>555951552>i imagine it won't be for awhile.we already got our first race 2 SSR ticket so honestly it could even switch over at this reset
>>555951504is that
>>555950049sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after she wins the Triple Crown
>>555951452does the "there's a limited number of card events per run so good luck having more than 4 ssrs finish their chain" situation get better later on?
>>555951610send a request to danchou, i'll post in the club chat for you
>made Teio 300 wit smarter than my previous one>scores a winSo it IS wit diff
>>555950328Because you groomed her right before she did her debut race.
>>555951447>>555951615
>>555951605I wish you the best for the great unbrickening next anni!
>>555951472I earn 80 million per month and I would like to join the /uma/ club, but I don't want to get namedropped in the thread
>>555951449of course uma is there, it's the bag chibi that doesn't. it's just one artist's chibi style, not a pervasive containment breaking creature like doro or speaki or tanukis
>>555951613Yes, my A rank club has 15m/month quota which averages to 500k/day
>>555951615That was me when I was sick with the flu for two weeks
>>555951571Not really his fault desu, the previous Danchou fucked up too much for the club to get fixed
>>555951715Its her tail! Her tail~!
>>555951779>Sprint Teio
>>555951838Join uma**o and do that back room trading /uma/ danchou was talking about
I read something about Special Week's VA having a baby last year but they were born with some kind of medical condition so she was taking a break from working to take care of and spend time with her kid since they might not live very long and that made me sad
>>555951306
>>555951729No it doesnt but eventually cards are balanced around having less than 3 events and having events that end early while giving you the gold skill.typically only SSRs though, SRs still have the standard events. Daiichi Ruby SSR is notable for spooking you with a free gold skill since she only has one event.
>>555951716My two umas with the most fans. Thank you for your service sniffanon
>>555951838botters like you deserve to be name-dropped
>>555951613That's fine, having people play consistently gets you to A easily
Pasa taking off her mask feels like she's taking off her pantsu in front of you
go autis/uma/ bwos
>>555951139why do you have 7 open spots
>>555951967would explain why she was replaced by a 2D screen in the winning live concert last month
>>555951967>a woman being a loving and caring motherman I sure would like this to become the norm again
>on an insane highroll run with bakushin>senior year just started and riko hasn't shown up yet even though i had her at green since before the debut raceThey'd better fucking not, I need my Rushing Gale
>>555951932He could have quit. No reason to work so hard for no gain.
>>555952021I'm just a homedweller with no life
>>555951729>>555951979plus the support event system gets an internal rework where events are at least guaranteed to *start* somewhere in the career
>>55595202180m is doable for NEETs
>>555951967Oh, I didn't realise the kid was dying. I knew they were very sick though.
>>555951170That Seiun Sky scratching her ass is an actual card?
>>555951946She's still F so just need to get a bit lucky unlike those with G
>>555952075cute
>>555951779I was trying to make a sprint teio myself (anime version) , got a run with sprint S and turf S and she died at Tenno Sho Spring during career...
Okay >>555951774lets see....there you go>>555923063111235673405Hope this one actually stays in top 250, tier below the sweats is so volatile.
ssky is figuratively me
>>555952343Mambo S... I'll believe it when I see it at the end of the month
>>555952452they have at least 2 botters, making sweepy work overtime
>>555952425I used to be able to sleep again like that when I wake up, but now as an adult I can't do that anymore for some reason.
>>555951967She's slowly returning to work because things are more stable for the child, if it makes you feel better. It does need a transplant thiugh iirc >>555952109That is 100% the reason why she had to back out. She was going to show up but her child's condition got worse.
What song is she dancing to?
>>555952452we have to my shitters who do the bare minimum to be an S club
>>555952372Happened to me multiple times as well and even happened during my borrows so I ditched the idea of witmaxxing and powermaxxing, and borrowed MLB Fuku and brought my Riko just to be safe.
>>555952425an individual that loves fishing would be a morning-person.
>>555952452Not happening. We're taking it easy this month
>>555952576https://youtu.be/ed3PFYVtha8?si=a-LZx_Ooo41gmeDJ
When the hehe is so insane that it makes 130 mil/month earners look like flatliners
>>555952237>>555951585not only a real SR but one of the best SRs in the game next to speed Pasa10% TE and 1 skill point bonus ages very gracefully in future scenarios where you want SP bonus on nearly every card (onsen mechanics make every card appear on every training around senior summer if you play the game rightplus it has groundwork in a meta where you typically get every skill on your cards maxed out so its a nice bonusits not Air Groove SSR with her 25% TE 120 specialty priority and 100% Hint boost but its useful and used in a lot of f2p setups with cards like Haru Guts
>>555952576if you didn't remove the soundpost you would know
>>5559520871 left for a better club3 most likely burned out3 got removed for flatlining or disappearing
>>555952536False!
>>555952576https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypT2FmGZmF8
>>555951314>umaoo danchou literally asks the /uma/ club one to recruit a guy wanting S/S+>/uma/ club danchou tells a low-fan anon to join umaoo to gage how well he does with high requirementsI don’t think that’s poaching. They’re practically coordinating like a sports league at this point
>>555952576EFN
>>555952147They are still an A+ club, the only other club he could go to that is better is /uma/club and he probably doesn't wanna go there
>>555952425bend over
>>555952576https://youtu.be/dSy2DcATYUo
>>555952685Front Savvy and Groundwork in a small pool is really nice not gonna lie.
>>555951774Oh right, id assume discord is off the table,so do members communicate? Ingame chat is fucked per usual.
>>555952452our ass is getting back to A this month I aint fanslaving
>be in mambo>flatline>get A+ rewardsthanks retarded fanslaves !
>>555952682A BILLION?
>>555952759EFM>ERN>EFN>Jeffery Squarepants>EFJ>ECN
>>555952846>I aint fanslavingYou definitely aren't. Sweepy is going to do the fanslaving.
>>555952452Mhm nyo I wanna go back tp A
>>555952918you're welcome kiunai
>>555952754Can't believe the /uma/ Danchou hotline is real
>>555952918the only flatliner got kicked before reset THOunless you mean dancho... then... yea....
>>555952576The first 5 seconds of this https://youtu.be/BiAwpYIkRmUShame we'll never see umas doing this
>>555952759this is the one uma that causes a visceral, adverse reaction within me. i can tolerate twin turbo more than i can this stupid fucking zoomer.
>>555952762>check chartsHe's literally hold the club up now.
>>555952845we do our best, l33t speak is all the rage
I don't think I've seen this team name before
More like MAMBOT. Lmao.
>>555952762/uma/club was on good terms with his previous danchou he seemed to care about but he probably wanted a club with a discord
>>555952576https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILtz5nX3_fc
>>555951472Not my fault /uma/ only has one S club anon. I'll happily slave away 150m fans/month for any A+ danchou trying to get into S
>>555952221maybe not dying from a quick online search but her poor daughter does need an artificial heart and that seems pretty serious >>555952571that's good to hear at least
I wouldnt mind a club with a discord tbhfamilia which clubs have discord?
everyone who has more than 1.5k careers finished is botting
>>555952918Danchou pls come back, we miss you...
>>555953136it's reserved for especially bricked early runs.
>>555953296check the reentry
>>555953296Mambo
>>555953003Never underestimate the collective power of autism. Nobody shitposts as rad as we do.https://youtu.be/j5CBhPDQDr4?si=FUK5JfCs3tgxOXTs
>I want to be in a S club…why. It’s like barely any more carats for a competition that’s only about who plays more
>>555953176No surprised from my profile but I'm also a platoon leader from gun fuckers.So I'm giving this a shot for a bit.
>>555952682>end/start of the month>the mambo schizo goes full steam ahead about his bot spamminghilarious to see every time
>The only time Bono can practically proc her ult is if she gets rushedWhy did she even begin with a stupid hp requirement, Bono bwos don't deserve that.
>>555953514>about who plays moreWho bots more*
>>555953341It showed up on the first unity race though...Which I lost
>>555953556that's eden tho......
>>555950483Danchode here, post the rice sticker in chat right now and I'll kick you
>>555952963EFN has a better drop tbk
bwos am i a psychopath for searching my club on chronogenesis every 1 or 2 days out of curiosity to see who's been grinding and who's flatlining?
The danchou larp is fucking retarded, and I hope it dies out by the end of the year.
What A+/S /vg/ clubs are there currently anyway? All I ever heard is MAMBO MAMBO Almond, Autism and that gentle wife one.
>>555953776If you're not danchode. Nyes
>>555953776I do the same thing so we must be normal, r-right?
>>555953514If I can get 3m daily without trying why shouldn't I get the most out of it?
Wtf I posted the Rice Shower sticker and got kicked
>>555953818honestly i'll take it over the avatar posting and the gay baby shit
danchou larp is fucking retardedt. actual danchou
>>555953818the club pastebin should be up to date
>>555953839no, i'm not danchud... i'm finished, aren't i
>>555953818There is literally a club list. Most anons here just spam and shitpost the popular ones though
>>555953776I think it's normal to want to see what your club mates have been up to
I'm now fine with Mambo since they finally reached the A+ everyone and their top earner wanted to see.I will need Autis/uma/ to stay in A+ though
>>555953109>>555953176I'm not saying there is bad blood between the clubs, the previous Danchou trusted the new Danchou with the club so he probably doesn't wanna leave the club and join their biggest rivals.I left umaoooo when the previous Danchou left because it seemed obvious the club was fucked at that point but I get why the new Danchou doesn't wanna leave and he seemed like a nice guy back when I was still in umaoooo. Dunno how he's running the club or if he's doing anything weird since I'm not in it anymore.Personally if I was him I'd start a new club without any baggage and recruit anons like this >>555953257
>>555953925You can't larp if you post something only danchou can post
>Admire Vega careers sink or swim on a fucking sandwich
>>555953818>>555953841I just want to see daily gain and compare to average but end up stalking everyone while doing so...
could you imagine risking your account/a developed throwaway account and/or actually playing the game at 10x the rate for 15 pulls a month?
>>555953925I'm danchou. You're retarded
>>555953963>>555953931>Look at the list in the OPThat is not only gay, but super lame, you could say lame and gay. Give the thread some of that spicy engagement!
>>555954096Here here!
>>555954073Gold looks better thoughbeit
>>555954051Did you ever make a sandwich with your life on the line?
>>555953264>Apparently Spechud's VA met her husband through gamingAin't that nice? It's almost as if there's hope for all the anons->Their child is seriously ill at birthNever mind. WEAK GAMER GENES should not be propagated. Glad her kid is okay tho.
this is your ace for the coming cmsay something nice
>>555954272i run oguri, sfalco and smaru thoughbeit?
>>555954204
>>555954272https://youtu.be/y-H895vrIU8?si=6LwrZprxIZEeGzlw
>>555954272
>>555954358
I'm scared the top earners in my A+ club will jump ship and the club will drop to A rank
I like it when Bakushin goes "BAKUSHIIIIIN" and bakushins all over the place!
>>555951162how do you know what clubs they've been in?
>>555954420Get black mail. There's literally no reason someone won't be poached.
>>555954272I wanna squeeze and suck on her bakus
>>555954420Mambro...
>>555954367https://youtu.be/h8niNHOs_kUhttps://youtu.be/sTwEVq6VtgA
>>555954473Google doc
>>555953514>being surrounded by anons doing the same amount of playing as you want to is badit avoids all drama anon. Didn’t you see the endless stream of Mambo posts last month arguing over club identity? The leech vs fan carry debate has been going since release. Plus some anons in higher clubs will literally play less because they’ll just do a couple fan runs for the day and do other things they’re busy with. The top clubs take only 45 minutes of playtime per day if you just do fanruns
>>555954473your spreadsheet bwo?
>>555953818The good A+ clubs are not recruiting this month
>>555952576https://youtu.be/BrPcg8y2-5E
>>555954272No, my aces will be Kingu and her daughter
>>555953818umadash will have a spot soon
>>555952136UOOOOOOHMan I haven't seen that soundpost in ages.
So far which /uma/ clubs recruited or are recruiting? Curious on how many clubs aren't recruiting even after the reset.
>>555954663the comfy ones don't have quitters or flatliners
>>555954596Only the best of the best.Autis/uma/. Join today.
>>555954663>cringe ass zoomer edit for constant movement so they keep attentionjesus christ I hate kids
>>555951472umaooo 's only gimmick was being a top 100 club, take that away, there's nothing left
>>555954272Would Bakushin make a good mother?
>>555953818We're having a "problem" where our A/A+ clubs are just too good and nobody wants to leave. Last month a new club was made for the homeless but even that filled out in like 3 days
>>555954272Gonna slurp her Sports Fes alt everytime it is on screen. It is absurd something that erotic was greenlit into the game.
>highrolled an s+ rank bakushin with turf s using kitasan/riko/four wit cards and 17 power sparksYep, I'm ready for CM
>>555954473Don't tell me you've been posting your ID here without knowing anyone can just look up your resume?
>>555954761Sorry gramps it's time for you to die.
>>555954272QUICKLY FUCKING BAKUSHIN SO SHE CUMS FAST AND GETS PREGNANT FASTER
What's your favorite Falco song?Mine is https://youtu.be/1OAFVvgp0UM
>>555951139save me a spot? I quit my club about an hour ago so i'll be available tomorrow161678956521(ps sorry to my old danchode we almost hit B rank and for a while not enough people were asking for shoes)
>>555954663my /uma/ club has had three openings in two months. one was a member that burned out and requested the kick, the other two were flatliners. we've had zero kicks/leaves today. one potential flatliner but they did their job. wait and see approach. very Comfy.
>>555954801Your kids would be retarded in that "bless your heart" kind of way but they'd all try really hard at everything and be very positive. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, her mom sounds like a good person. I'd raise kids with her
>>555954920sent
>>555953578Year 1 Uma devs were not good at balancing
>>555954649>early 2020I always wonder how many of these even still work... Used to be more old stuff in here, but plenty of them broke, so I removed them.>>555954896Amadeus for fucking sure, too many memories attached to that one.Vienna and Out of the Dark are pretty great as well, or good ol Kommisarhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyRPH0cfMeg
>>555953514>A or S club (Hitler dancho)Comfy>A or S club (discord, Xm a day quota)Completely aids
/uma/Post Income and Monthly fan gain
>>555954883okay*passes away*
>>555954420Honestly, if they wanted to leave, they would have already. In my club's case, I'm surprised they didn't last month, and I'm surprised they didn't again yet. I'm happy they staying though, they even participate in chat.
I was promised a botpocalypse. WHERE. IS . IT
>perfect bingoWhat the fuck
2 more slots open in HonseFunDon't spend Valentine's month alone, see cake for club details andReply with your ID to save a spot for yourself or apply directly in-game
>>555954547>>555954586which one?
So this is the ultimate agemasen support card...
DIGITAN LOVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6eGoJiuGck
>>555953578It gets removed in the future hold strong giantess (5'11") bros
>>555955251Doto is the best wheel roller thus far. Already on card 7 because she gets all the rewards before pity. Unlike Oguri crap, who would save 3 rewards to pity.
>>555955283Twin Turbo’s still has one more Agemasen event than hers
>>555955121I have soundposts from 2020 that still work. None from /vg/ though.
>>555955283you only need to pass two chains. Twin Turbo on the other hand..
>>555954757how many fans should I be getting daily to join
>>555955436
>>555955283It's only some attributes unless you might be a psychopath that wants super lucky 7
>>555953578My Bono procs her unique without getting rushed tho. I would say it's about as consistent as Curren unique
bwos, is this correct?I don't see anything in the announcements nor on twitter
>>555955159>$133'000 a year>30 Million fans
>>555955436Danchou!?
>>555954801probably needs some work but I bet she'd be very loving
>>555955436Folkqueen's packing
>>555955436me on the bottom
Digitan LOVE
>>555955436Is it wise to let Oguri eat dick
>>555955283The agemasen is on the event card story, which is shockingly good for that kind of thing.
Ourguy is livehttps://www.youtube.com/live/JX9p7qqx/
>>555955428Well yeah, so do I, the issue is which still work.>None from /vg/ though.Never been very active on /vg/ before /uma/, so sadly neither do I, and I don't count uma or /v/ba related stuff
>>555954663>Based emotionally inviting screen movements meant to convey hype and peak intrigueI love these edits so much
>>555953776I only do that when some anon vagueposts with a graph showing flatliners and worry that it's me because I've been lazy
>>555955436Oguri PLAP
>>555955159>unemployed (unifag)>25m-30m per month
>>555955481Its the special event skill so you can train umas off your previous carnival winners if youre stuck in it.
>>555955436how did oguri get so small
>>555955643I too like Hype Moments and Aura fellow zoomer
>>555955159$150k-ish? Haven't recalculated since my raiseuhhh I'm danchou ~50million
>>555955436she can't handle allat
Trying to poach more players than I have space forSurely this won't result in 20 players abandoning their D ranked clubs only to find out the club that invited them completely filled up.
>>555955159>was 400k>90-100m. a month
S-Suzuka-san??
>>555955832This is why we do IDs and invites
>>555955159>studying EE>30m-60m
>>555955642I mean if I post a /vt/ soundpost I'll get flogged even though nobody noticed Nene.
>>555955897>no riko's whoresIt was over before it began
what's your pull plans this month /uma/?personally only pulling on Chiyono and nothing else, then i hoard carats until Grand Live
>>555955159>Unemployed (house husband/uni student)>50 million last month
>>555955929that anon is running a non-/uma/ club and runs around on doxxgenesis, poaching high-earners from random public clubs.
>>555955121I have plenty from /a/ and /jp/ that still works hopefullyumamusume
>new non-H uma doujin upload>[Chinese]damn it bugmanupload the original version first
>>555955994All uma and VBourbon.
>>555955159220K (presumably getting a promotion next month)30-50 million
>>555950875I am going to have like 12 kids with Mayano Top Gun
>>555955994I'll be pulling for V. Eishin and praying I get her.I have no reserve carats, I'm hoping this event can give me enough pulls to luckshit her
>>555955994its called Grand Concert
>>555956059The market is Chinese now
>>555955994All my funds on the Valentine bannerI'm pulling for both Flash and Bourbon
>>555955981Just get gud and don't be noticed lmao>>555956043YOU LOSE!
>>555955993I'm parent farming...
>>555955994depending on how many fukus i get from the free pulls i might try to dump on the acupuncturist
>>555955981Fuck. Dead.>>555955642I wonder.
>>555955994i'll buy the tickets that are in the shop but im not spending any carats
>>555956068All uma is whalebait. Pay for the $20 selector at anni to get that one uma instead of blowing 30k, anon
>>555955994i'm MLBing Sasami Anshinzawa.
>>555955159NEET It depends on my motivation levels but I am guaranteed to hit 40m per month minimum
>>555955994allspark then nothing until paamaa
>>555955468Enough. Most people are just playing the game.
>>555955159I'm curious about these annual incomes. Do you guys have enough excess to whale or do the jews leave you dry?
>>555955994I will be getting both Valentine units and I wont even need to spend 30k carats
>>555955994THE Scam Banner followed by Bourbon then Kita next month
>>555955994might spark fuku SSR if I pull another with the free pulls but most likely no pulls this month. next time I'll pull will be Dia-chan's banner in March.
>He logged onLMOAO
>>555955994skip skip skip skip
I could never get sound to work 4 meAny help ?
Hey, look.
>if you don't have Wit yeppers, you're bricked for MANTWhy didn't (you) warn me?
>>555956157Lol, gura my dog died still working since ~2021. I misspoke. I have a FUCKTON of mjg soundposts but I can never find them. They're all of characters saying shit in Chinese.
>>555956180You did it, good job. Have this book reading.
>>555956219>banner you roll with earned carats is whalebait>porking up $20 is notYou're contradicting yourself
>>555956219>the all-uma is whalebaitthe whales pull on the banners, the f2p/low-spend are meant to pull on the all-uma.
With a car, you can go anywhere you want.
>>555956262I still have enough to put a quarter into stocks and investments
inb4 the unironic Roblox scammer Kofi link african starts copying over updates pretending it's his
>>555955994how bricked will I be if I dont pull on Valentines Clanker?I dont really like her that much but she seems like peak lazy meta kino, and apparently she's meta for league of legends or whatever whenever that comes out
>>555955994I don't have Eishin so I don't mind pulling the banner for Bourbon and her. I don't think it's worth it though since I already have Summer Hag and Seiun for Front.
>>555955994I am getting Fuku then nothing until Neicheer+Palmer.
>Hanging out with two american umas >Tell them it's okay to push around a crowd and "act like they own the place"Is toreina-san part of the problem?
>>555956221
>>555955994Nothing. I was going to go for Seiun Sky on the All-Spark, but I’ve pulled enough of my alt targets from random pulls that I don’t need to anymore, and will just Selector her probably.
>>555956262Enough excess to whale? SureTo spend it and give thousands to cyjews? No, not convinced yet. Though, that being said, I have spent about 400 dollars
>>555955468our danchou is autistic and has no actual quota, but so far he hasn't kicked people who play the game. The two with more than 10m fans who died, have left on their own
>>555956471of all the whales in these threads, the ones who exploit the android point store are the ones i fear the mostdon't you get 1 point per dollar spent...?
>>555956474>scammer pretending they make shit that they stoleno shit
>>555956474>Roblox scammer Kofi link african starts copying over updates pretending it's hisI was actually expecting him to do that when Sweepy got so upgraded and even more upgraded with Hakurakudev collab
>four fucking runs in a row that Almond Eye refuses to finish her event chain.Gonna fucking lose it.
>>555955994acquire taiki from all uma bannerpull for v bourbonpull for ardan if i'm not bankrupt by then
>>555955994Herthen I'm saving until the Maru/Finemo banner
>>555956443>it's actually the whole fuckin bookLmao>read to you by "didn't hear it" and Jen TaylorOoh Cortana.
>>555956467"Chestnuts could be here," she thought. "I hate chestnuts."
Do they add the ability to choose a pool of umas to be randomly selected for your home screen? I dont want to let it be fully random and then hit me with an uma I dont care for
>>555956262I was prepared to give all my divvies to Cygames (~700/quarter) but then they "blessed" me with the shittiest pull luck imaginable. I'm not rewarding that behavior.
>>555956597Spend enough and Google respects you.And yes 4x is better than Cygames store.
>>555956386Get less Stam and more Wit next time Oguribwo, you can win Arima even with sub 300 Stam
>>555956262hard to whale and buy trading cards at the same time
>>555955468realistically the people getting culled are those that literally just do tt and beg for shoes. if you do a career or two a day, thats fine
>>555956487why is Oguri like this
>>555956682>it's actually the whole fuckin bookthe /v/sound thread went bonkers when anon posted that, shit was great.
>>555956717Nigga what are you talking about you choose your home page Uma, if you're talking about the background tough tits it's always random
>>555956597There's a perks system where you get points each week. It is usually less than 5 but over time it adds up.
neat 1500 carats
>>555956743Don't care my Oguri Long couldn't proc some of her skills with 1000 wit. Literally whatever.
>>555956471is that 100k spent?? are the free carat purchases limited
>>555956875Yeah and instead of choosing you can also hit random. I want a random rotation of like 5-6 preselected umas that I can curate instead of pure random
Look how pretty Super Creek is.
cleat store reset, post damage
I sure hope I get something good
>those incomes on anon's surveypostH-haha.... any wagies here....
>>555957176>66holy shiiiiiiiiiiit
I'm still annoyed at the guy who swapped his MLB Kingu for a 0LB (???) Fuku speed. That means there's a nonzero chance I'm going to see people swap to the Anshinzawa card no matter what LB it is. I'm also stupid and know I'm going to borrow it in a run at least twice because I'm curious.
1500 carats for logging in just now and 2700 more coming
>>555956738what the FUCK. so what are you spending on to elevate yourself to Google+ Tritanium Diamond tier? please dont tell me this entire thing is funded by caret purchases for more caret purchases...
CYGENEROUS
Not gonna lie I still don't get karuta.
>>555953776I'm only curious where I sit if people slacking that's up to the authorities to handle
>>555957014Effectively 1 point is 1 cent. But you can get bigger multipliers and play credit discount so I didn't actually spend this much. but last I checked some time in 25, I could have probably gotten a ZR1 if I never went down this rabbit holeAnd no they're not and they can be moved over to other devices since they're "free">>555957285I play about 4 other gachas.
>>555956986It's not about skills it's about position keep. There will be a bunch of Chasers with 1000+ Wit in most lobbies so if you're a Witlet you're gonna end up at the back of the Pace pack more often than not which means it will be difficult for you to catch up to the front after position keep ends.
>>555954195What does it mean that I find this mind numbingly erotic?
Palmer is so cute can we ACCELERATE FASTER
>>555955994Which is the allspark banner? I would pull on that since my roster is missing a lot.
>>555956467maruzensky is very sexo and I would definitely cum unprotected directly into her still fertile (lol) womb after a night drive with her, risks be damned
*sigh*
>>555957375Mine are locked to a Japanese playstore account. Any way to fanjangle it to have them apply to Umamusume global?
>>555957227yeah I'm not replying to that shit with my average wage after those lol
>>555957404It sounds too complicated, I just believe in Oguri power. That being said, I will be trying to do a better Oguri yes because I really forgot to put Riko aside for sprint farming
>>555957479it's the one opening on Feb 5
>>555957370>Final Sprint triggers at the perfect moment
>>555956717the only thing I really want is for random Umas to always have their racing outfits on when I select random
>>555950328She's not Curren
>>555957537
CYGENEROUS I KNEEL
>>555957227There are most likely 100+ anons who saw that post and you'll have a bias towards well off anons replying to it. The top 10% in the US make over 200k a year
>>555957529You just live with it
Reminder that if you don't have 1000 clocks stocked up by now you are bricked for MANT
>>555957249Make it 71 after using all my tickets!
What gold skill to use hint books on?
>>555957515doto and one cleat for me
what do you guys do with clovers? i have 400 of them
>>555957537UMANKOOO
>>555957726Fucking RIP. Got like 20-30k just sitting there due to other games.
>>555957063look how pregnant super creek is
Sigh. I already have her MLB.
>>555957375This is basically big brain whale benefits, innit?How much are you spending on the store, do you use it for purchases?
>>555957735>Just hit 700 yesterdayowari da
>>555955159>186k burgerbux>33m last month according to chronogenesis
>>555956491>I have two fronts SURELY that's enoughThe more niges you have the easier it'll get for you to loop whites off gold skills.
>>555957956I got 5 of these during the Riko freebies after I MLB'd her in URA. Number of Rikos I got? 1R.
>>555957756Your favorite uma's skills
>already made my aces>only to find out Plan X is not ideal accelerationB-BUT I ALREADY HIT THE SPRINT SPARKS FOR MY MUTATIONS
>>555955159>everyone is making 6+ figures or broke>60k>40 million
>clubdacchi casually drops the only 9* turf opera in the entire server
>>555957618Is he gonna go pick that up
>>555957735I like to live dangerously
>>555957375>I play about 4 other gachas.naruhodo. that's hilarious. gachawashing the google play store... i have noticed you can get google points for buying stuff through random apps with google pay so i was wondering if you were doing something crafty with that. alas.
>>555955159neet80m
>>555958103>Plan X is not idealumagrok is this real
>>555958103I mean, it's good if you do manage to get in the top2
>>555958116Don't worry anon I also make 60k too except I earned about 70+ m this month. Thankfully most of it is work from home so I just do my runs then
>>555957783cleatgods is this good
>>555957978Ever since I started working at a top 10 US company I spent about 1-2k per month depending on banners.High end corvettes are about 150k+
>>555958116to be fair, 6 figures isn't the same as 6 figures 10 years ago
>>555955159neetno idea 5 runs per day so whatever I get from that
>>555958242It's mid-race and only good if you proc it just RIGHT before entering late-race
This is my third one... Holy shit I might actually get her to MLB with the free pulls...
>>555958103back to the mines boy
>>555958323good parent card. 50 spec priority, dodging danger, and fast-paced/escape artist
>>555957950She just ate a lot.She was hungry.
>>55595515990k (dink)40 mil
>>555958332With that dosh you can spend on anything you want imo. More honest than hookers for sure.
>>555958353pretty sure the arabic numerals system hasn't changed much in the past decade, anon.
LB1...is this any good?
>>555958495shakur level bad
>new year gibs are innice
>>555958103>not ideal accelerationYou're saying that when even Turbo Sprint/Rushing Gale may also not have ideal timing. This whole thing is gamba, you're gonna beat whales and you gonna lose to shitters, just enjoy the highrolls you get for this CM.
how it feels when you call Valentines Bourbon as ChocoBon instead of VBourbon
>>555958440he could be distributing monthly caret packs to his umadacchis but instead hes hoarding his wealth... i hate him...
>>555958398niceholy oguri blessed me with Seiun Sky, SMaru, and Suzuka so this is good tidings. Kind of sad you cant use the card with Seiun though.
>>555958495Good events other than that shitty
>>555958458good thing we're in the US. 100k is almost twice as much as 100k back then
>>555955159am curious what you big earners do for work
>>555958581>Turbo Sprint/Rushing Galethe two skills are guaranteed to proc either early-race or late-race. they're always better than plan x's midrace accel
>>555958437AIIIIIEEEEEEE DON'T HIT ME WITH THE CASUAL "i'm married. lole" SHIT AAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEESHIT YOURSELF
Why is the /uma/ club trying to keep other clubs down?
Does this game have general continuity? Are anime and manga conceived as canon?
>>555958747I've seen turbo sprint proc as the race was already over thougever is that factored
>>555958724There's only 10 companies in the top 10 US company list. You can guess and probably get it right.
What was the purpose of not logging in for 5 days again?
>>555958353yeah, I think most white collar jobs are going to be paying at least that much as a floor nowadays. Doesn't go as far as it used to.
>>555954272I am attracted to high status women like Bakushin
>>555958764
>>555958436let her play pretend...
LB1.
>>555958910>he flatlinedYou should know how Shiraoki-sama operates by now anon
>>555958910do umadacchis really go above 200 without sparking first? why?
>>555958910LMAO
>>555958852>Does this game have general continuityno>canondon't think too hard about it or the time police will get you
>>555958440>>555958332do you pay rent
>>555958907Good guess. You might have to expand to top 50 to actually guess correctly though
>>555959040I ALREADY FUCKING SPARKED
>>555958852real life is the canon
>>555958648Damn, and here I thought I got lucky with the SR ticket
>>555959068Anon it's called mortgage.
>>555958747how? these have 3/4 chance of being literally useless (early race, second half late race) . Plan X specifically procs in the second half of midrace which is where you want it to proc
>>555955994Sparking VBourbon and all-uma banner for Maruzensky or Seiun Sky. I have 63k carats, and they will all be wiped out. I may have enough to finish the spark on Kitasan assuming we get free rolls on her.
>>555956219>all uma is whalebait>pay twenty bucks instead
>>555959040if you're planning to pull to mlb all at once there's not really a point in redeeming first
>1500 caratsCYGENEROUS
>>555958907I meant more what the actual work entails. like is it just office shit for big companies or do you gotta go out and travel to do make deals or what?
>>555956474Sweepy should start calling them out once they start copying Sweepy's codes. The scammer will surely do it and push his kofi more
>>555959235Umazing gif
>>555953818Dacchis is pretty comfy, we maybe lose like 1 person per month but have a pretty stable roster
>>555958910
I didn't get the carats tho
>>555959068i bought a house at peak covid and locked in at 2.7%i am NEVER selling this shit
>>555959284TY. Got lazy halfway through. Twice.
>>555950875I am going to have 12 kids with marvelous sunday
>>555959235I noticed this and came to check, there's no way that's intended right? Are we seriously getting 1500 every day for the countdown or is this a fuckup?
>>555959237For me I travel. My boss always questions why I rent a mustang or charger. But I tell him it's all he same rate due to the agree we have with the rental company.
>>555958747lmao BOFA gets poked at because that's an ability that can proc when you're 50m from the finish line. Same thing can happen with Sprint and Gale to make them useless, but it's still better than to not have them.
>>555959040You might get a double event that'll get rainbow cleated if you exchange early.
>>555959392It's not 1500 every day anon lmao. 300 after
>>555956219nta but my stable looks like this, and I specifically want Maruzensky, Seiun Sky, Narita Brian, and Mejiro Dober. The all-uma banner is perfect for this
>>555959218you guys realize the all uma banner requires you to spark it to pick anything you want right? how much does sparking a banner cost, again? a little more than 20 bucks if i recall...
>>555959040sparking first is utterly retarded because it doesn't help you at all and just means you're more likely to get a dupe when you could have sparked the other one or stopped early
>>555959392if you saw the banner, you'd have seen that its 1500 the first day, 300 every other day
>>555958747I thought they were like 100% must takeDoes that mean that head on and on your left are just as viable as the straight accels?
>>555959392just today, then it's 300 each day
>>555959237Yeah I'm just a mere office cuck, not a salesman. I play uma on the job for a few hours and then head home
>>555959474Let dumbasses waste 500 bux worth of carats on a Suzuka
>>555959392it's 1500 today and 300 every day after this. it showed you as much if you didn't click through the login rewards instantly.
>>555959218>thinks 20 bucks is whale territoryLol
Why are you all married ojisans that make 6 figures a year
>>555955994Nothing until the end of April. Then I'll decide whether I roll for CB or keep saving until Maru+FM banner
>>555958852umas are the reincarnation of honses from rl, you are supposed to give them their good endingexcept Machan, you are gonna forget Machan
>>555957063got what I wouldn't give to bury myself in that after a hard race
you will now realize that Falco is wearing a prototype design in her SSR card
>>555959491shut up, I only sparked for trainees so I wouldn't know this, don't call me retarded, kill yourself, why are you so mean?
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>555959750forget who now?
>>555959603yeah like, I know spending any money at all on this game is against the moral code of some f2pchads here, but the $20 selector ticket is unironically the best deal in the game compared to what they usually offer. the idea that you should spark an entire banner just to pick something instead is crazy to me. maybe people think they'll get super lucky and get spooked along the way...?
>>555956487why would you spend up to 30k carats on an uma you don't really like? Worthless, in my opinion>she's the strongest and I like winningfair enough I suppose, but I don't think she'll be as dominant as anons have catastrophized. I'm probably going to pull for her, but that's because I'm a frontfag, and by the time I pull Maruzensky and Seiun Sky, I'll have my complete front team forever (already have Suzuka). I love fronts, they're just not very good.
>>555959812
>>555959812NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>555958581Plan X is only good if it procs at section 15 or 16. Straightaway has good procs on 1, 2, 3, 17, and 18. It's basically either a groundwork, or an OYL.
>>555959143I'm expecting to never own a home I don't inherit.
ayabe remaining useful as always
>cleat cards I already own>buy tickets with cleats>get cards I already own>cleat them >buy ticketsWhat ponzi scheme is this?
>>555959474You're pointing out that a banner is whalebait while telling people to swipe you have no ground to stand on besides a crater left by your BMI past 30, buhigger
>>555959717Because I did all the things my momma taught meBe respectful, work hard, suck cock like a champ, and never break a woman's heart
>>555956487you will never make back the 30k carat investment in a meta unit just by winning more in events like LoH or CM
>>555959806you're in mambo aren't you, retard-kun...
Oh, I have to relogin. I thought I got fucked over hard out of 1500 carats.
>>555956487You should pull her because you don't like her. If you don't like Bourbon, there's something wrong with you and you need meds. That's her.
>>555959843i'm sparking that banner and buying the selectori have barely any 3* and no other banner to pull from for months so it's ideal for me
Happy New Years everyone
It is mildly annoying that they print the first decent Guts SR right before all the good stats it has become irrelevant because it has no race bonus.
>>555959305shiraoki-sama would say this
>19/20 gold crystals
what a wonderful Sunday
>>555959843Its these kind of people. Enjoy the kino epichttps://youtu.be/6UBQ4noMV68?si=WlDNnAWgOlS1Ezr3
>>555959958I just got 2 Kings from the SR+ tickets
>>555959957first UA rank umaI capped speed just before senior year
>>555960146You don't need to use them
i'm popping blues on wit
>>555960159one might say marvelous even
>>555959958
>Finally have my very own 9* and 8* POW parents>Start to update my old as hell TT teams using URA>Suddenly manage to get consistent 3 S stat uma, if not evne SS S S>Do a Unity run and nearly manage the same thing, even while using my shitty ningen pal cardWhat the hell is going on, did I suddenly learn to play the game, or is the FUKU card pulling some dark magic?A fucking shame for the absolute dog shit sparks lmao
>>555960283Wth this is is literally me. >>555957956
had to doublecheck I was lurking the right threaddon't let umaJP die
>3 metabolism events>curren fails all 3 FAT FUCK
>>555959750Please Treat Aston Machan Well.
>>555959287I think that's the first time I heard something about your club in like, four months.
kingu won 1 G1 -> 1* umatickezo won 1 G1 -> 1* umabono won 1 G1 -> 3* umamambo won 0 G1 -> 2* uma...idungedduh
IT IS CLASSIC YEAR YOU FUCKING HAG, YOUR BAR IS IN THE ORANGEWHY THE FUCK AREN'T YOU ACTIVATING YOUR FUCKING DATES? STOP LARPING AS MEI YOU OLD BITCH
>>555960418I HATE CURREN
So was the income survey to figure whales or what?
>>555959957You get noodles instead of spirit bomb?
Pay cleats to get tickets to get cards to cleat them
>Only 1 SR dupe this month
>>555960571it's to farm (You)s 300 posts in
>>555960571Cygames interns collecting data
I want to have sex
>>555959534Every bit of gamba works because CM in general and especially this one is Accel CM. It depends on what you prioritize and can afford. Gale (can potentially proc twice) and Sprint last 3 seconds, but has a larger window of error with the straights. You either want those at the start of late race, or at worst, at race start. Head-On and OYL last 1.8 seconds but has a smaller window only being in late race, if they proc in the first half of it, you're golden.
>>555960057im sorry she's kind of boring...
>>555959960swiping 20 bucks is literally a meaninglessly small amount unless you have some moral code against gacha, in which case why are you playing this game?
:OOOOOOOOOOOO
am i rarted or why are people talking about the cleat tickets if they reset in like 16 hours and not now
>>555960270not marvelous enough
>>555960673finding someone to have sex with isn't difficult, anon.
>>555960769You are retarded.
>>555960589thats a hot spring bonusIt ranges from +100 stats early game to +300 stats at senior yearthis is an early game onsen
>>555960739That's an entire week of meals
>>555960769they reseted already
>>555960757I want Brian to prone bone me
>>555960752me 4 seconds before i discover there's a grass wonder guts SSR
>>555960531why is Mambo so popularI really dont get it
>>555960840Tamamo Cross...
>>555960752oh it's just you
>>555960673with anyone in particular?
>>555960752Is it Shakur
>>555959963she's definitely proud of you, anon
>>555960805>>555960850I really am stupid huh. I looked at the rainbow cleats which i have 0 of so it was all greyed out
>Cleared the 26-30 wins missions on my first attempt to do as many races as reasonably possibleYippee!
>>555950123>germ*n gets invited>didn't see anyone advertising the club in the threadoh no...>>555960840>20 bucks>entire week of MEALSNTA but man comments like this show me how well off I am all things considered. I will waste 5-10€ on a singular meal if I feel like it that day and don't think much about it.
So this is why Fuku is good. I don't need to rest and can gamble the 12%
>>555960739I've swiped $500 last year.You're still claiming that the banner that is literally for F2P that didn't dickpull for umas is literally whale bait but swiping $20 isn't and neither is pulling for umas (the thing that makes the all banner less appealing), so shut the fuck up.
>>555960954Mambo
Training mummy creek to be a parent is such a pain in the aaa I HATE THE TENNA SHO
finally got to mlb my eishin flash
>>555960954nepo uma
>>555961050>he didn't cleat the doto cardsoh no no no
>>555960987OH FUCKIS THIS HIGH ROLL HOURS?CHECK THE DOT COLOR
>FINALLY great shiraoki gave my the last copy I needed to mlb sr sweepyWith Kitasan, Halo and Sweepy in my hands, do I even need to worry for speed cards other than Tachyon and Pasa?
>>555960987EXPLODE UWAAAAAAH
>>555961171why would you do that?
LF club members 30m+ fans. we usually recruit in game randoms but some top players are from here.
>>555961171I know it would've been "better" to cleat her but i like being completionist with cards
>>555957496
>says people don't like being told what to do>tells others what to do
>>555961289>usually recruit in game randomsfucking merge
>>555961029i really like this dude's spechud
>>555961112please explain how the all uma banner is for f2ps though? if you're f2p you have to hoard your carets for specific things, dumping them on a banner which is literally only valuable unless you spark it is the COMPLETE opposite of that.
>>555960791I haven't found anyone willing to without monetary compensation>>555960995They have to be cute and smell good
>>555961239no biko? no sakura bakushin?
>>555961289And by in game randoms we mean d**cord.
>>555961289>discord club
>Was about to hop on the 'lock with my neigha>Told him to hold on and lemme finish this run>3 runs later I totally forgotDon't let this game consume you
There's no bigger humiliation ritual in this game than retraining your entire TT team and realizing that you just made 15 new Umas that are worse than what you started with
>>555961289See >>555950703
>>555961239bricked during MANTits Shinko Windy the rest nowhere
>>555961239Kitasan+Tachyon will replace Kitasan+Halo/Sweepy and Pasa will outright kill Kitasan.
IS that Doto SSR just a cleat target?
>>555961289hmmm nyo
>>555961434Do you not just replace them one by one
I could switch to a better club away from my B+ /uma/ club. I do enough fans per day to manage an A/A+. But that would feel like a betrayal, I think.
>>555961418Deadflop? People still play that?
>>555961491yes
>>555961567Yeah
>>555961491The only welfare card you should cleat is Gold Ship.
>>555961491If you're soulless yes
>>555961491ofc, you should cleat all event cards
>>555961434but you can literally see if the new TT uma is betterI went from 600k score to 700k just by retraining 5-6 umasmaybe you shouldn't vibetrain
>>555961547There's no betrayal in these types of guilds. It ultimately depends if you're happy with B+ rewards or not.
>>555961221>9*PWRwowee I'm on a roll
>>555961491if you have ever cleated a welfare ssr in your life you are fucking BRICKED and you will never make it to the top 100 team trials leaderboard.
>>555961547same tbqh
>>555961376Oh boy a homework assignment from some retard, it's a new years miracle!
>>555960995uma
>>555961703>I went from 600k score to 700k just by retraining 5-6 umasJust because the score goes up doesn't mean it's better. The one with less score can have a better more consistent skill activation change that leads it to bringing in more points consistently.
>>555960409Fuku's a highroll card. She either produces my highest rated version of the uma I am training or new NPC fodder.
>semi-permanently gimping your TT score for a couple of extra tickets a month
>>555961403literal randoms apply to join and one even did 80m.
I'm going to use the 1500 because I have no self control and I already plan on buying opera already
>>555961658>he cleated the best long cm card
>got fine motion from the NY gift>husband rolled NY Ope from hisI must kill him
>>555961863Tokai Teio score? What's that?
Isn't it crazy that this general was unanimously agreeing that uma spark banner is bait garbage until Witgod said it's a good banner?
>>555961378and they say biwa has a big head...
>>555961393I'm a man, not a swine>>555961452>my shinpo is only lb1Fuck>>555961460I'll make sure to get Tachy no matter what
>>555961914can i see your husband's penis
for me it's hitting a new rank in TT and then get stomped by the new competition
>>555961829but you only need to hit the score ONCE a week, what do you need consistency for? my umas are consistent though, just thought your post was weird
>>555961796
>rolled NY Ope from my free 10 pullI think my wife's going to kill me
>>555961965I married for money so it's kinda small
>>555960354I despise myself for knowing what's this image referencing to
>>555962035Does he let you whale at least?
>>555962045Everyone knows fat bowser bro
>>555961863Imma score with some nice TTs tonite heheheheheh
>>555961934THAT’S NOT EVEN TRUEWE’VE BEEN SAYING ITS MATHEMATICALLY GOOD FOR MONTHS
>>555962008based leg breaker
>>555961934WitGod would never tell people to roll that banner lying VF tranny
>>555961452>Got her to 3LB todayScore. If I strike out on Ayabe guts I can MLB her with the crystal.
>>555961850Sure gives me a ton of highrolls then, at least for my low standards. Gave me plenty of record breaking stuff today and last night.
>>555961916It's a sweetness scale, if you go as high as hachimi or not.
>>555961759>homework assignmentliterally just explain your thoughts anon...
>>555960954literally nepotism
>>555961239>tachy in summer>Pasta on 2027 marchso we HODL?
>>555951139764136603337 I'm ready to fully devote myself to AlmondLove so danchou can focus on their OnlyFans
>>555961658That card gave me groundwork more times than groove + rudolf + oguri combined.
Does Straight Descent do anything in the Capricorn CM? Had it show up while training Oguri Cap but I don't know if its worth the points
>>555962229Do you have to report to your neighbors if you're hachimi
>>555962229that's some big hachimi
Another 5 stars after using the cleat tickets. Next in line is Urara.
>my first Fine Motion from cleat shopwell looks like i know what banner i am rolling for now
>>555962283it's a pretty bad gamble option, take it if it's on max hint
Is now a good time to quit? I haven't won a single plat CM yet, not a single S rank uma and my only mlb SSR is kitasan.
>>555962324>using pink tickets
>>555961880I FUCKING DID IT I FUCKING WON
>>555961934My must rolls are not in the all spark ergo it is bad
>>555961946my shinpo is 0lb, and none of the good speed SRs are above 2lbits fine though, make sure to pull for Ayabe guts and use your gold gems to MLB her. Her + Urara guts + Yeppers guts are all you need for MANT, you can run Kita and borrow Top Road, when Grand Live comes out you can pull Tachy and not have to worry about needing good SRs anymore
>>555961914>got NYopera in my first tenner on the banner>wife got jealous and decided to spite pull>got two copies of opera and one of haru in 50 pullsthe luck detector in this game is biased towards women
>>555961916It's how much you love TEIO!
>>555962382what I'm saving them for, I wanted NyOpera but got Nature'd
>>555961452>Unlucky Kitasan rerun pulls got me MLB Nishino Power>Still pretty unlucky because I'm sitting on 1LB Stinko WindyI'm just too clean to ever get more of her, unfortunate.
>>555962380>I haven't won a single plat CM>mlb SSR is KitasanYeah I'd quit too if I was that big of a shitter
>>555962389>a dyke in a kimonohurray...? good job??
>>555962442
>>555959750
>>555962389impulseCHADs stay winningspark is for weakling
If you laugh you go to the tenno sho (spring)
>>555962380all that applies to me too but i've won 4 cms trainer issue
>>555961934Wasn't the general consensus that it was alright if you want like 2+ specific umas and missed out on their banner/they don't even have a banner but otherwise you should have just sparked on their specific banner.
Thoughts on this Curren?
>>555961547nobody cares, do it or don't
>>555962442Teio!
>>555962536>me back seating streamers
>>555962380I have 0lb Kitasan, no SR sweepy, and I've won a CM lol
Oh nice I wanted this card for a while
>>555962485ohnonono JP bwos....
>>555962302Don't think it's by law, but better safe than sorry.>>555962316Running uses up a lot of energy, hachimi size seems adequate to me.
>>555962380>my only mlb SSR is kitasanhave you been cleating every event card or what
>>555962485>gaslightingthat your new strat, divegrass tranny?
>>555962485Are you?
>>555962249nta but I'm beyond excited to pull on it, and I'm strictly f2p. Reasoning: there are specific umas I want that I couldn't pull for when their banner arrived because I was hoarding for Kitasan rerun. Those umas are:>Maruzensky>Seiun Sky>Narita Brian>Mejiro DoberI haven't rolled an uma banner since August, so getting lucky and Tama-chan coming home was a welcome surprise, but my stable is tiny so the odds of me getting non-dupe spooks is pretty good.
>>555962274sent
>wife>husbandI thought you guys were 30 something loners like me...
>>555961934It's the only banner where I could get those who I skipped. I was planning on rolling it whatever /uma/ or sloptubers say
we hate Teio here
>>555962283>Does "random accel on downhill" do anything in "80% downhill cup"It activates!>but I don't know if its worth the pointsnyo>>555962473>what I'm saving them forAre you sparking the banner that you're using them on?
>>555962746coffee?
>>555961289 #clublist the discord-recruiting group is back
>>555962439If it’s any consolation, this post baited me into doing a 10 pull
>>555962283most of the track is downhill, so it seems like that skill would be pretty strong.
>>555962746>that's right teio, could you reach in there for me please
Going by the list of SSRs shown for the guaranteed SR tickets, am I right in assuming that you cant get Sweep, or any other gold that wasnt available day 1, from them?At this point, I pretty much have all those cards at MLB so I guess I'm hoping to just get a random SSR from them at this point.
>>555962612I love her
>>555962721>almondlove>gentle creature poster
>>555962709yeah i have both threads open with the tabs right next to each other and i thought i clicked the jp tab ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>555962485
>>555962746
>>555962879It's an acceleration skill, and the entire downhill is during the midrace
>>555961289>RiceBestGrl>Danchodes uma is Opera
>>555962762>Are you sparking the banner that you're using them on?Those are raffle tickets I don't treat them as part of the spark gamble those are cleat tickets don't be unfun anon let me gamble ok
Epstein said the guys on wallstreet try to make their jobs seem more complicated than they actually are so the little guy doesn't pry and stays dependent on them and that's honestly how I feel about uma sloptubers
>>555962710fair enough i suppose, i figured f2ps were probably out of carets after the kita rerun followed by AMOguri. i also have a lot of umas missing but i figured id just select them over time... maybe you're talking me into pulling on it...
>>555962612when the fuck is she going to be trainable
>>555962514Try not to be jealous
>>555962739Husband just turned 31 last month, I turn 29 this year we met on /v/ in 2018
>>555962908that artist is WAY too strong
how much will i overstam if i use riko to get rushing gale?
>>555962739Don't worry, I'm 27 and haven't dated anyone in my entire life. Instead I've had people online confess to me on several occasions
>>555963084>husbandHaha faggot
>>555962963I have AI generated voice of Teio saying "Why are you trying not to laugh" stored in memories so this made me laugh when it shouldn't.
>>555961289This is a discord club don't be retarded and fall for it
>>555963152Damn, I haven't even had that!
>>555962503I got one more copy of her during yesterday's free pulls, so now mine is 3LB. Debating on whether or not to use my gold crystal on her, or wait until we get those alleged free pulls on NTR and using it on guts Vega if I get very, very lucky. I hear Stinko is good in MANT, and I am impatient.
*gives up*
>>555963051If you don't need to think on the fly and make quick decisions your job can be done by a complete retard.
>the retention line is at 595k
>>555962910we love gentildonna too
>>555962739I'm still single but my parents have tried to set me up a few times and refused them all
>>555963084>Husband>met on /v/I mean, gratz, but also FAGGOTS!>>55596273933 loner that never dated here. Single life is chill life, simple as.
>>555959287Now that Mambo isn't a shitter club anymore and autis/uma/ is fairly well estabilished, we need another shitposting target, you know...
>>555962904SR Sweep should be in Day1 poolI remember anons shilling her when people were rerolling for Creek/FineMo
>>555963297>think on the fly and make quick decisions So, sports?
>>555963323>Single life is chill life, simple as.nice cope
>>555963297Based Einstein
>>555962910>>555963306I like the gentilcreature. She has a cute look of superiority.
>>555963084Congratulations on not being sex trafficked and shipped across the Atlantic Ocean, I guess.
>>555963268FIRST RATE
>>555963306damn... guess I should've betrayed my club for almondgentle wife gentle life>>555963420just like gentle uma!>>555963397it is, provided you're not living alone like a sad faggot.
>>555962746just know that if you let her become convinced she's crippled and can't run anymore she'll cripple you when your guard is down so that you can't run away from her and have to stay by her side and satisfy her umanko to cope with her inability to run like she did before
>>555961221>>555961745I fucking hope you keep getting lucky rolls like this, anon, nothing hits better than fate validating like this your efforts and will to live for this game-embodied slot machine
>>555962739nta but I met my husband at 27, we're both 30 now it was in /vg/
>>555963212NTA but that's easy, just imply that you're a cis woman and the confessions will just come rolling in.
>>555962437Copefully I'll MLB my FM on her and Kawakami banner so I'll be set for at least those few months of waiting for Tachy
>>555962380if you're making group a finals each time just sounds unlucky
>>555961378Now that i think about it rubys trainer would never make the first move.Ruby would have to initiate... though with how those two are trainer would probably take it the wrong way...
>SPRINT cm>the two strongest meta characters in it have an F in sprintcool, epic
>>555963625>just pretend you're a woman and those gold and free equipment gifts will just come rolling inwhy yes I too have played an MMO in the 00s
>>555963060I had 60k carats by the time Kitasan banner arrived (hoarded since October), and I MLB'd her in a single spark, which was very lucky. We're talking 4 copies in 200 pulls lucky. So I had 30k and hoarded again till now, and it's looking like I'll have 70k by the time the all-uma banner shows up. I'll probably only spark it once, I need to save for Maru/Finemo and Tachyon supoka, those will need 90k carats each.
>>555963084>>555962739I'm 38 and my wife is 44.I met her through friends I made on /v/ in 2009. She bought me the original Orange Box because at the time I was too poor to game with her because I had just graduated highschool.
>>555962003Kawakami Princess is such a good daughter
>>555963639>not a single S-rank uma >during sprint CM He's just shit.
>>555959750I'm a global only scrub what's with Machan?
>>555962739I'm a 36yo incel who's never so much as held hands with a girl who liked him back.
>>555963268Ive had decent ace runs on round 1 draws. Its not nearly as bad as a loss.That said, now that we are getting 5 borrows a day and 1/2 TP cost, you might as well give up anyway.
>>555962003
Either Stay Gold, Nishino Flower, or Daichi Ruby hate me and I'm not sure which one it fucking is but they're making me lose my mind.
>>555963889my future, is (you)!
>Unc storytime hours
>>555963152>>555963323I'm gonna be 34 this month. After some time you reach a point where the years just go by.
>>555963853her thing is that the real life horse was often compared with Daiwa Scarlet and Vodka but died young. In Umamusume she's a phantom that people can't remember, she shows up as an easter egg in the backgrounds looking directly at the camera but almost never shows up in a starring role. People can't remember her and all she wants is for someone to remember her.
>>555963767Thats the vast majority of f2p bwo...
So is left unironically less bricked because of rushing gale? Be honest with me anons
I liked it better when we discussed income, at least I could somewhat relate
>>555963905draw has all the same effects as loss
>>555963889>who's never so much as held hands with a girl who liked him back.>who liked him backHow many hands have you held without consent?
>>555964042Ok I wasn't gonna pull for her but now I need her
>>555963767it's fine to be bad at something as long as you're willing to admit it and learn
>>555963936>thinks they hate himtrainer...
>>555964017share your own stories, lil bro! tell us about the girl you met on roblox or on one of those minecraft parkour servers or whatever
>>555964112My dream is to run a CM team full of Tracen's most retarded umas
At least we haven't had an attention whore using spoilers to talk about fucking their own mother or fucking a horse or the game all in the search of (You)s from easily impressionable retards.
>>555964157He's already trying to quit anon.
I got 5 ayabes and 3 fukus in 29 10 rolls. is this good or bad
>>555964157What if the reason I'm bat at said activity comes from external circumstances outside of my sphere of controlLike fucking nip programming an rng fest to fuck me over
>>555964026>Become 18, "finally" a legal adult>Become 21, "finally" a legal adult worldwide, stop giving a shit about my age completelyTime flies the older you get, and thinking about it I can understand now why LotR and other fantasy novels always go "100 years are nothing to immortal elves, they just fly by".>>555964242YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO now people will make those posts cuz you mentioned it
>>555962739I'm soon to be a wizard or magical girl. I haven't dated since birth, but life's not so bad. I can enjoy my time the way I want to and be comfy with it.I'm not lonely either since I have siblings I'm close with.
>>555964112she can't be released soon enough
>>555964179Wonder where forever young is gonna fall on this...>>555964242We already went through the anons with horses thing though?
>>555964072Not having speed star sucks but I prefer right. I would've gotten prepared to pass and ignited skill over Plan X but I guess we gamble on the gamble CM.
What do I pick, /uma/?
ebayan will be the new most retarded horse
>>555964242Sorry I was doing all those at the same time what did I miss?
>>555964183Tell Nishino Flower or Daichi Ruby to pass on the fucking Mile spark to get Stego to A/S while also passing down my needed whites and maybe then I won't think they hate my guts. I'm on day fucking 3 with only a singular A Mile Stego but that run half my cards never finished their events so the run was a mess.
>>555964026When you're young, the percentage of your life that every new year represents is quite high. When you're older, it's tiny. One year isn't even in the double digits of your total lifetime percentage-wise. So it flies by faster.
>>555964416WIT
>>555964416wit
>>555964416wit, easy.>hint>bubble>more stats in general by FAR
>>555964416you're on 800 speed pre-summer, easily a wit hit it's not even a question
>>555964072Right is better. Turf S is worth more than Gale. The rest of the skills are better too.
>>555964458Luck is a skill.
>>555964183That should've been me...
>>555964179finally one with better resolution
if I'm not going to be able to fuck a ningen without paying I'm at least going to fuck an animalumamusume
>>555964242why did you have to mention that, now I feel bad for bringing this age shit up. The zooms here will laugh at us.
>>555964183what the fuck is even happening in this training scenario
>>555964234Maybe later if you're a good boy
>>555964340what would the ride of the rohirrim look like in the umaverse?
>>555964098You dont lose rank from a draw, and the stats for your trainee are slightly better.
>>555964546what's the speed checkpoints throughout a career?
>>555964648don't talk to me like that it makes me feel funny
>>555964632Training to be the perfect wife for her trainer.Whats it look like?
>>555964461I fucking hate how fast time flies by now. It's incredibly noticeable and distressing. -t. 32 yo
>>555964648this is my daughter, don't sexualize her
First sprint falcon try, what do we think? Last 2 skills are front savvy and PTO
>>555964632https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPVMtZF9D5E
>>555964774it's because half of your day is wasted on autopilot wagie stuff
>>555964234Most of our generation hasn’t asked out a woman before. The percentage will be higher on this site, and even higher on this board.
>>555964849no idea what your cards are looking like but you'd typically need a lot, LOT more witsprint CM training is normally 2 speed 4 wit setups
>>555964632I think it's from U.A.F. which is a sports tournament
>>555964774If you can identify it in the moment, you can make sure that you're enjoying life as much as possible. Don't wait to do the things you like. "I want to <x> someday" just go.
>>555955994All in on Ardan
>>555964705what the +1 all stats
>>555964809She is a good girl
>>555964774yeah it sucks. So much of your focus in life gets tied up in things that will happen "soon" or "later" and you're always planning for them and anticipating them, you end up losing the day to day moments.
>>555964980Does MANT and beyond have any special training animations or do they just reuse the same ones? I know that DYI has special training animations
>>555964980>koshimizu amiMUH DICK
>>555964702>Arise, arise, Riders of Akikawa!>spear shall be shaken, shield shall be splintered,>a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!>Ride now, ride now, ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending!>Death! Death! Death!>Forth UMAs!>Forth UMAs!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pis3veqKl8k
>>555955994don't want any of this shit, saving this month
>>555964416Wit easy.The main thing you need to do is to try and get some spirit bursts on power.
>>555965052>he can make things super exciting, he's smart, he's cute and cool, and he really likes meIm gonna rape helios
>>555964918I'm going to retire by 35 theres no benefit for a khhv to get anything past a 1br apartment
>>555964849>witlet front in the downhill CM>>555964918nta but yeah being a wagie is more soul crushing than pulling a lever or grinding MMOs, I would get back home and remember barely anything from work
>>555964975I had 2 speed 3 guts 1 wit. Why would I want more wit? 500 already gets me a high skill activation rate.
man, the theme song for Yukoma Hot Springs scenario is so fucking good
>>555964416Pick Bakushin
>>555955994saving for ayabewish i could do all uma for toesen but 30k is a bit too much
>>555965086Only U.A.F. and DYI iirc
Capricorn room5801795158017951
why the FUCK does pasa have so many mood down events
>>555962739I'm a 36 year old loser so add that to the tally
>>555965267better remember nothing than be thinking about it
>>555965086U.A.F, L'ARC, and Tucker's Skill up Island. The rest have scenario specific animations that have nothing to do with training though.
>>555965452man doto looks SO busty the moment she stops slouchinglike creek looks small compared to her
>>555965504Latina do be like that
>>555964286anyone..
>>555965052I THOUGHT HELIOS IS OUR YURI REPRESENTATIVE???? WHAT IS THIS???
>>555964150
>>555965452holy dotos
>>555965504AIIIIIEEEEEEE THE TIME ZONE DIFFERENCE
https://jiggie.fun/umajig
umamusume is pretty much the only thing i likei hope i can still find it fun after mant fucks up the stats foreverthe 50 skills per umamusume of the future looks awful though
>>555965673
At least you all have big dicks
>>555965438>The anon who raped this room also raped me in sagittarius round 1stop it
>>555965992
>>555965756I mean if you play female trainer i guess...
>>555965992>we started by 30+ anons posting their non-existent fuck list>now some rudolf anon wants them to post their dick lengths
female trainer is superior
>>555966136ive seen other female trainers in this game...they are kinda jobbers?
>>555965267Why are you so obsessed with wit? You were saying the same thing last CM and I won with a horse that had 1100 guts and 470 wit. And she had a consistent 37% winrate too.
>>555965941I want to go camping with StegoI want to wash her hair againI love Stego
Damn Sweepy cleared my TP while I was playing another game. Can't believe I've been refusing to use it
holy shit Aoi has skill points flowing out of her ass for free
>>555966270it does that, yeah
>>555966258Stego is the kinda trainee to insist you take showers together
>>555965316I really like that Yukoma Roman Junjouha song and a few months ago was just listening to all the uploads of it with the different umas singing during a rainy day. Super cozy.
ALWAYS IMPULSE ROLL
>>555966353I genuinely can't tell if she just has max charisma or if she's purposely flirting half the time
>>555966432holy tit physics
HOT PERIOD VF HITTING SPOTLIGHTS
>>555966210I have watched fronts pace down at the worst moment and I have seen more consistency from higher wit fronts/oonige, specially when having to race against 1200 xogurisCongratulations on winning against 300 wit gold ships, hopefully you run into them again on the sprint CM
>>555966448A bit of both?It's certainly teasing... well initially atleast.The ending of her career is fairly clear on her feelings though.
>>555966210post the previous horse build and cards and umanko
shit this is gonna be harder than i expected
>>555966209female trainers are only good for yuri or getting dicked by male trainersThey cannot raise good umas
>>555966432Suzuka..
>open game opera RAPES me with 1500 immediately \WHAT THE HECK
>>555966210I'm a witlet believer but unfortunately wit isn't a gaslight this time. I noticed my witlet is always 9th place or close to it compared to my other aces that had a decent wit
>New Year celebrationIT'S FUCKING FEBRUARY!
>>555965303I must say, this flick elicited quite the chortle from the depths of mine own core, good sir. Not only doth it contain Helios looking jovially animated which already forces twin peaks to form upon mine own face-it has acted upon the readily apparent symbiotic relationship between zoomerism and Helios' utilization of trendy vernacular to place her in a scenario that isn't unthinkable for her to be in. In fact, I'd go so far as to say it's fitting.
>>555966528confirmation bias nta
>Make Sprinter and Miler>Easily get Spe/Pow/Int into 1k+>Make Medium>Struggle to get Spe/Sta/Pow into 1kAnnoying. Time to go back to Fuku
>>555966812chinese new years!
6 7
>>555966291She also gives wit. She was a very good pal card in URA.
What spark?
I WANT TO POST IT
>>555966913purple skill spark hopefully
>>555966913>you can try again with 25% stat bonus. but this will consume extra RPyea I'm doing this every time FUCK dancho
>>555966913>participating in races will grant you CPLET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>555965316I like the Japanese instrumentation. Same with Fuku's solo song or Muramasa: The Demon Blade. Using instruments that have an antiquated sound to them with a more modern structure is neat.
>>555965992I do but don't comment on that it's weird
>>555967047RP != TP Danchou remains unfucked
>>555966913see this >>555955481
>>555966913>>555967063
>>555966805pretty amazing that it took a 70% downhill sprint for wit to finally not be a gaslight
>>555966665Uma training ability is stored in the balls.
>>555966812GONG XI FAT CHOY
>>555964286>>5559657538 SSRs in 290 pulls is pretty good. I'm assuming you arent including the free pity SSR you get for 200 pulls, but even if you are, thats still good.Too bad it wasn't on a better banner. (this one is still a decent banner though). If you are asking because you are a new player who wants to know if you should reroll your account, then Id say you can keep this if you got some good MLB golds. If you want, you can reroll to try and get MLB Fuku, as it will be much more useful than MLB Ayabe.That said, if you're willing to wait a month, rerolling your account on the FM Princess banner on March 5th would be the best move. Getting an MLB FM would be huge.
>>555967190You don't need to point that out
>>555966112Dober would look at my dick length like that
>tfw it's time to update your tt rostersigh...
>>555966913This is like a precursor to the Master Challenges except the Master Challenges are a pain in the fucking ass.
>>555967390>updating before MANTlol
Should I pull for this fuku speed?
bread?
>>555964980>koshimizu amikinda wish she had voiced Pokke instead
>>555967431>being a triple faggot brown
>>555967439the simple answer is no
Old bastards (anyone above 25) makes me sick and embarrassed to play a cute horsie game.
>>555967439yes i regularly get s ranks ever since i started using mlb fuku
>>555967439whale nof2p no retard yes
>>555967557WHORen WOULD say this
>>555965692I believe Doto is bigger than Creek according to the chart but she's also shorter so she looks even more stacked. Akebono is the same size but obviously doesn't look it because she's so much larger in general.
>>555967557>25+I'm 30+ I like cute girlsFuck off
>>555967451It's nyover. Leave it.
>>555967390i need some vague excuse to do the event points and sprint cm already feels in hard diminishing returns. hopefully 15k umamusume with double tp and 130% event bonus can clear the rest in 1 career per day. it's about time for me to play a bit less as i played a lot for last 2 cms
>>555967557Whippersnapper
>>555966442I have 20k carats im gonna HOLD
>>555964936>Most of our generation hasn’t asked out a woman before.wtf? Are you serious? Then how do you have the required nerd experience of confessing to your crush and getting laughed at by her girl gang in public thus permanently crippling you with a girlbully femdom fetish for the remainder of your cursed days? Do zoomers really...?
>>555966528With this particular CM in question, if there are other fronts falco's going to waste her ult and lose all chances of winning anyway. In lobbies full of paces and lates, I don't want to be too far ahead so the ult doesn't trigger. I'm not worried about fighting for position with other fronts, because if that is a concern she's not going to win anyway.>>555966641Here you go. I also recorded the whole thing if you want to verify.https://files.catbox.moe/efpqtg.mp4
>>555967509>>555967581>>555967610I heard Fuku speed is the best for mants or something... is that different fuku?
>>555967679aaaaaaaayup.
>>555967734no
>>555967636I find it hilarious and sad that they are basically done with tit monsters FOREVER now. Bono and Doto are just the queens for eternity and I guess Gentildonna is big too
>>555966913Wait so for this, we want to use our best parents then and not our best aces right?
>>555967734yeah it’s the best in MANT, but the issue is MANT is an f2p scenario where the whale to f2p gap is the smallest
>>555967734she's good for MANT, but you should borrow herif you get like 3 copies from the free pulls then you can consider going all the way
>>555967716i wasn't questioning it i just like umanko
>>555965756she's a zoomaloomer so she calls herself bi but really that's just for attention and she'll date exclusively guys her whole life. or maybe ruby shutting her down over and over again actually turned her straight, I dunno.
>>555967557I don't want to be affirmed by Curren though
>>555967652TT training is very comfy compared to CM training too, you only care about what uma and strategy you run on, get the bare minimum stamina and power, pump wit, and it doesn't matter if you hit 1200 speed. Every single bad turn is an extra race too so you only need to buy lots of skills without thinking much about it.Totally different game.
>>555967734>>555967857to be clear, she is good for MANT but ONLY AT MLBanything less than MLB she's trash
I don't believe in e-friendships let alone e-dating after my online friend blocked me everywhere after he accidentally self-doxxed himself as a british paki.
>>555967925I will still not witmax
>page 8are we gonna almost die again because no bakers?
>>555968045Not witmax up to 1200, but 600-800 for any uma is desirable.
>>555967696It's not hard to have negative experiences with women.
I'm more surprised with how many wom*n are in /uma/ than the fact that a lot of you are married
>>555968142the baker was an old man and he died.>>555955167its over.
>>555968142Everyone talked about getting married. It's time to end.
>>555967716there's no umanko here...
>>555967756Matikaneboomhauer
>>555968295But there is Umacon.
>try the multiple pal card meme>post ura finale is fucking LOTR extended tier with 20 epilogues
>>555968342
>>555968210its a visual novel training sim about quirky girls with just about zero horny fanservice. it shouldn't be that surprising.what surprises me is that all the ones who claimed to be w*men seem so normal. I thought I could tell from posting styles but I guess not...
>>555967734Having a Matikanefukukitaru card in your deck boosts your luck. It increases the odds of sparks activating in inspiration events, getting good conditions from events, and wining the hotspring ticket in the raffle. It might also boost race performance in career, but I'm not sure about that.
>>555968210all the """women""" are just troons and gays unless proven otherwise
Danchou just murdered someone....
>>555967682Look at that immaculate drip though...
>>555968006
>>555968006Natie gets assblasted with this EVERY. SINGLE. MORNING.
>>555968556they requested to be fucked
>no good mummy creek parent with an opening pasabros...go on without me
Bake or I will bake, I'm the Ryan poster btw if that matters
>>555968210There's a bitch that always criticizes my lewd posting.
>>555968474>zero horny fanserviceDude so many of the cards are lewd as fuck while TECHNICALLY being sfw like characters looking red faced or sweating profusely
>>555968642Give me a sec, I'll bake a Rudolf thread
>>555968540i agree tits or gtfo but these days should just show cunt
Catbox butthole
>>555968591Sorry but I don't roll for boys regardless of their usability.
>>555968474I'm only pretending to be normal because my other interests are unrelated to cute umamusume that I really want to have sloppy handsy makeouts with
>>555968556Danchou killed half the club and coerced the rest to upgrade our OF subscription tier
>>555968451You like that?
>>555968386I wanted umacun...
>>555968474I just like anime women it's not that deep.I don't like real men, or women, for that matter.
>>555968698That's not lewd...
>>555968903>>555968903>>555968903Move
>>555968861You have no imagination
>>555968861faggot
>>555968698yeah they have lewd subtext but I mean, compare it to other gachas, it's practically sunday school by comparison. The lewdest cards we have is the Ikuno Dictus feet fetish card.>>555968808oh. No wonder you seem to fit in.
>>555968591I hope she spooks me on Friday, that outfit is so killer
