Previous: >>556011186>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year T.M. Opera O (3*), New Year Haru Urara (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Admire Vega (Power), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSR02/05 - 02/12 Racing CarnivalMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>556034980what the fuck matikanefukukitaru
Happy start of the week!
All natural baby
>>556035242obsessed
>>556035134no it isnt
>>556035249Nothing to be happy about
Autis/uma/ has one slot left! That’s right! Just one! Reply with your Trainer ID for an invite or apply with /uma/ in your profile to reserve this once in a lifetime opportunity for yourself!
there’s a theory that stego actually wears her trainer’s t-shirts, which is why they look so big on her
>ill just spark and get the other >got neitherTM Opera O Raped Me
>>556035267I cant believe Im even near 950 when I started late July
>Hopeful Stakes>Already a 60 bomb rainbow trainingMan
>>556035421Now do another 200 for Ulala
this thread will be better
>>556035242Post again when it's an actual uma yurinigger getting dunked on
PLEASE tell me its good enough
>you know what it's been a few years since I read Rudolf 's story I'll read if again in English since it's my primary language let me use this account I've been logging into and rolling>Let me go check cards an->You still have to uncap and level support cards >SP is still a thing Damn you still live like this
Which is a better unique inherit for CM9 for an End/Late, Pasa's or Taishin's?
>>556035242Wait, yurifags are actually pedos?
WHEN ARE WE GETTING PART 2 OF NEW BEGINNINGS
>>556035621>lv. 3 unique
>>556035662Epstein posted a link to /u/ once and now lolicons think it's a gotcha for yuribros.
>>556035698Tomorrow
>>556035662always have been
>>556035621that looks goodbut I'm still gonna say, unless you're front power > wityou could sacrifice even 200wit for just 100power and you'd get better results
>>556035621how are u struggling to get 60k fans during classic year? it's not that hard
>>556035242>the self-inserters are xitter residentsit all makes sense now
>>556035739>once
Matikanefukukitaru number and I go oshi training for the third slot
>>556035778
>>556034980>A rank>don't flatline>don't disappearAlmondLove has 2 more spots for active like-minded players. Drop your ID for a scout/reservation
>>5560358867 and I train Vanilla Urara
>yuripedos getting exposedNow they will have a melty
it drives me fucking insane that bitter glasse and little cocon refuse to race you if they winfucking cowards
>>556035938Today we dodge bricks
NY ulala is my worst performer in team trials she's even worse than the A rank niggas i made months ago
>>556035739And moot was gangbanged in the island and that made him reconsider /pol/, what a week.
>>556035956>yuritards and furry shits stir dissent, chaos and try to control every space they interact with calling anyone who disagrees a pedo>they were the real pedos all alongCan't make this shit up, Sweepy enjoyers deserve an apology
>>556036091>Sweepy enjoyers deserve an apologyno?
>>556035792Changing how you play for one unique level (in this case, worth about 0.0252 lengths) is worth it
>>556036004They're doing you a favorThey already humilliated you and killed your chances at proving your worth as trainer, might as well get comfortable and watch you winning the honestly way less important race while they cuddle with Riko in my room
another day another min roll
>>556035935are ya'll gonna try to hit A+ this month?
wtf 5 starring an uma takes like 3000 statues
>>556035242I was going to post this but misclicked lol
>>556036139What other uma is in the files...
>>556035662the big E was a fan of yuri, fnaf (furry), and futa, but the funniest part is that he wasn't into loli stuff
>finally luck an SSR>only 0lb so uselessRolling for supports is the most depressing jewish shit ever conceived no wonder this game is dying. At least these are free rolls imagine dumping actual carats into this kike faggotry.
>>556035935What counts as not disappearing?
>>556036294
>>556036294Akikawa fags being really quiet right now...They must be hiding the truth
>>556035242wtf Epstein was BASED?
I'll take one for the team, see you later bros
>>556036294Agnes Digital appears in every page.
Late setsubun
>>556035792classic year had cracked trainings so I didn't have the time to do enough extra races i think i did like 2 g3sshe doesn't get enough fans to 60k on her own before senior
>>556036448
I was wondering how people on this site would cope with their entire worldview and ideology being curated by the pedophilic billionaires they claim to be opposed to but I guess the answer is huge amounts of deflection
>>556036392>Donald Trump was a close friend of Epstein>he fell for the fake news/uma/ disappoints me once again
My parent runs have been so shit.
>>556036525what are they doing?
>>556035739uhhh yeah yuritards BTFO epstein disciples confirmed
any number but 7, and gold city is a bitch who won't ever fuck her trainer
UMA ATTACK!
can anyone make a soundpost of fuku coughing during the karuta event
>>556036635I’ll make you a parent
>>556036525My pov
Any number but 6 or 7 and curren and falco are both whores6 or 7 and they are both sluts
>>556036351Does that mean lolicons are the true heroes of this world?
how the fuck is TT score almost reaching 600k nowadays, do I really need to remake my entire team again with climax being a month away?
>>556036217Hard to say, but if it looks possible, I'll put in some extra hours to support them>>556036401Leaving a message on your profile if you have some real life stuff to take care of and you've had otherwise decent activity until then
>>556036727AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>>556036727AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NATURE NO THE HOSPITAL IS GETTING TIRED OF ME BEING INJURED BECAUSE OF YOU
>>556036463At least post a good ship
>>556035280>>556035739>>556035793>>556036392Wow, some of you people sure are offended by this
>>556035935get in there danchou
>>556036765>lolicons diddle fictional kids>they're criminals>yuritards diddle real kids>they're victimsMake it make sense
>cygames shows up 3 times in the epstein files
I decided I was bored and made Rice Shower play DnD through gemini.It's kind of fun actually.
>>556036813those two have a lot of chaos energy when they are together
>>556036727*coughs up blood and piss*
>>556037001>it's real
he sure is going all out considering his degenerate honeypot board was a psyop
>>556036887Amazing innit. They get pissy on other places too. It's all the same group of people.
>>556036992my pov in a month or whenever that banner is
>>556036887Yuri trannies are literally the most disgusting, overly sensitive pieces of shit on the internet, along with furries, chinks, kikes and jeetsSpecial Week will save us from all of them
>>556037001what has he done
>yuriniggers triggered into spamming
>>556033730Hi. Ty for your pulls.
I basically need to rebuild much of my team from scratch if I'm gonna retain my semen. Would this have been a good mile TT uma if the unique was leveled? Or should I go for more whites instead?
>>556037023They made the last event story bearable
>>556036628I think being pictured with him over 50 times is pretty suspect to be desu. Same with Clinton.
>>556037116EXPLODE
>>556037116HELLO CIAYES, KILL THIS MAN
>>556037116
>>556037116>67 and I waste all my 20 pulls on Fuku banner
>>556037112I unironically see the same reaction I've seen from them in other generals I've been to these past few days...
>>556037132they got some nice looking casual clothes...
>>556037116say cap.please.
>>556037138It’s all doctored or AI generated though. There’s no proof.
>>556037116Nicely done
>>556037076>sparks
>>556037116say this is shopped right fucking nowim not fucking kidding
>>556037129You need to level up the unique, so more races that will help you buy more whites.
>>556037001>THAT composer asking Big E for a quick visit to his island
>>556037112And then they wonder why people hate then
>>556037219Oguri cap
>>556037138>what's a smear campaignyou won't make it in this world, kid
we fucked
y*ritards? not on my watch des!
No human in this thread minds the yuriKeep posting
>>556037301more like a pap smear
>>556037351
>>556037116Consider sparking unless F2P
>>556037116Anon for the love of God do not go outside for the next week
>>556037132wish they’d used marvey’s original race outfit instead of the one we’ve gotten, though
>classic year October>get fast learner>kitasan, bakushin and bourbon still haven't started their chainsI smell a brick
>>556037262>You need to level up the uniqueI acknowledged this... but if I had more skill points I also could've bought another gold.
Matikanes
>>556037410your post makes zero sense
>>556037116yea I'm not pulling on this banner this nigga literally siphoned all the luck
What are the best parents skills for pacer?
Digitan LOVE
Only SEA tards hate yuri enough to shitpost about it, they flock to gacha to self insert and play slots and anything that is different from that triggers their schizo defense mechanism. You have to understand their underdeveloped microplastic filled minds.
>>556037410continue please i have an erection
>>556037410The bible says it’s ok, muslim snowflake. Go back to whatever dune you crawled out of.
>insulting seabros out of nowherewtf la
Extremely low quality bait
>>556037529They aren't gonna like this trvke, boss.
lolifags really going mask off, huh?
/uma/ keeps getting worse
>>556037507
>>seabros
>>556037475Matikanethreesome
>>556037410I hated j*ws before it was the cool and hip thing so him being a yuritard is the only new piece of information to me
>>556037592What the fuck is an /uma/
>>556037507Iirc head on straight descent and groundwork?
>>556037410You're doing a good job trying to make the world a better place by starting off with 4chan honey
>>556037592State of the game, state of the general.
>>556037507Whichever deck gets you head-on though there's a lot of good skills but the cards are fucking expensive.If you had infinite money you'd run Speed Maya, Speed Rob Roy, FineMotion then a bunch of other stuff probably the usual Kita+Creek for Curvature and Maestro which gives you better chances for white sparks
>>556037529Why you hate your own people?
>>556037138>>556037220>off topic tdsHe was friends with him, and when he and Maxwell were being investigated he wished the best for them, but there's no hard proof of him actually being part of the exclusive satanic pedophile club, otherwise you would've heard of that fucking 10 years ago at the earliest, or during his second campaign. Probably just a business partnership >>556037410>>556037529>>556037590t. yuritards
try pornpostingit usually works
>increased chance to get hot springs ticket>literally every run is carrotwtf i hate random numbers
>>556037410Fandom shitflinging does not compare to raping and trafficking kids, but with so many yurifags using his name to insult and belittle others in Fandom shitflinging makes it nothing short of divine retribution.
>>556037793look at him getting carrots I'm getting an unnatural amount of tissues
>>556037735>head onnta but that's exactly why I'm training a granparent Taiki with spd maya and will try my best to get a parent pasa with that and a not useless pinkI only have 4 days so I guess I'm fucked
>>556037757not reading all that, probably ai generated anyways lol
>>556037368Anyone with a brain knows that he's a double agent. The fact that some of you turned his covert operation into a political witch hunt says a lot about how little you care about the victims.
>big numbers in classic year>no rainbows in senior year
>>556037529SEA has a lot of yuritards too especially indonesians, you can easily check on twitter
>>556037410i am also infuriated by [current thing]
>>556037793They increased it by 50%, so it should be around 1.5%
Hello friends! I am better!!
>>556037529brown hand wrote this
>>556037998good job babyposternow become the best
>>556037793it actually just shifts some of the odds of getting the deluxe hamburger steak over to the hot spring ticket, since they have the same energy/stat gains so the expected value of the event doesn't change.
Why is Laurel the only Sakura without O in their name?
This is your fault.The state of this thread is at fault.
>>556037998Congrats
ウマオオオオ is looking for new members, victims, or resume builders.We'll be a comfy club until MANT comes and we'll redecide the direction then.Until then 19M by the 26th of each month. Use uma.moe to figure out if you're at risk.
>>556036472>>556037997succubus
>got kicked out of my club 2dayi think i'm burnt out bwos, the grind of career runs just to place in the next CM or stay in a club isn't fun anymore
>>556038084>paceyou asked for it
I hope one day /uma/ will get their own Digitanso they can experience her cuteness
>>556037998Hello better, I'm anonymous.
My housewife
>>556038115Should've gotten kicked 3 days earlier
>>556037529Why do people shit on self insertfags when the very foundation of the game is self insert shit
>>556038084>paceCHOWA
>>556038079because you'll be moaning her name each time she bounces on your dick>Laurel—.. o-ough... Hngh... L-laurel... i-iku
>>556038089>>556038074Thanks!>>556038157
>>556037998eat your vegetables
>>556038115Just find a club that fits your play style
>>556038097>>556038115environmental storytelling
all these people running pacerim going to make sprint suzuka/bourbon and yolo for it
>>556037206>>556037112My general is unusable now due to yuri collab, fucking koreans.
How the fuck did that one post start all this bullshit? It was already posted a day or two ago and was rightfully ignored, yet for some reason, it's today that it got a lot of (you)sHow the fuck do anons fall for such weak bait? it could be that the time zones are different, but iirc both times it was posted it was during the European dayI don't even have a horse in this race, I just want people to post about Umamusume and not some Loli vs Yuri twitter bullshit
wtf is with the tanuki obsession?makes no sense...
>>556038084Pacekushin in careerthat's not the jedi way
>>556038207Nah it's all just yuri/shipturds invading the gacha space which mostly caters to self-insertfags, male or female (just check the sales numbers)
>>556038312nikkebro...
>>556038334pace is the most consistent style in career THO
>>556038315tl;dr:lolibros won
tama is being erased....
>>556038237I did but I'm shitting blood now. Therefore I will not eat vegetables.
>>556037529>they flock to gacha to self insert and play slotsThey flock to gacha because they're free to play games that you can run on a phone. They can't afford anything else.
>>556038115If you're the guy that had 15k fans average then I hope you die, otherwise good luck finding another club
>>556038115At the end of the day, the rewards are only pocket change. Find a bracket in which you do 1/30 of the fans required, and then go 1 below for max comfy
>>556038393that's your body healingeat more
>yesterday I got 1 SR and 9 R cards from the free pulls>remembered an anon here saying that pulls on PC are better than pulling on your phone>start to realize there's some truth to it, I MLB Kitasan Black on PC>second day of free pull is a vast upgradestill nothing crazy but I'M STARTING TO NOOOTICE
>>556038207Cause he's a tourist
>>556038125>>556038216>>556038334Alright, once or twice are funny, but 3 times is asking to be corrected.YOU PLAY BAKUSHIN PACE IN CAREER, I think I know what I'm doing, unless you prove me wrong with your own numbers.
This event will be /our/ time yuribros...
Fatco...
>>556037410>think about the children!the yuritard proclaimed as he gets hard for thinking about children
>>556037928Biwife Hayahide
i mean i guess its fine but i really want MLB tachyon
TM Meisho Doto O!
>>556038534Tourist anon...
>>556038312
After a day of Ryan parent runs I think I want to curb stomp this bitch.
>>556038393anon that's because of the gay sex not the broccoli...
>>556037906>everything i don't agree with is ai trump incel chud imperialist propagandaMust be nice being a literal npc
>>556038237I like pomegranates and carrots!
>>556038097how the mighty have fallen
>>556037325>>556038126how much longer is your cooldown?
>>556038534I don't think that's the one that made them lost their shit.
ButtSweat, a casual, B+ /uma/ club, is recruiting one person! All that's expected is regularly logging in, and not flatlining for days at a time (a career now and then hurts no-one after all).Be a part of a moderately active in-game chat, discussing things like exchange rates, gacha horrors, misery, online shopping and more! Sometimes we even directly discuss the game (although that often falls under misery).Reply to this for an invite, or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile text!
>>556038483On average, 1 in 3 tenners have an SSR.
>>556038387
>>556038643any day they'll implode and free S dacchis will be on the market!
>>556038613>liked yuri and was a furry>literally made pol>lobbied for microtransactionsWas this guy the most evil supervillain in the world?
>>556035064I was running a nearly identical deck last night but with Falco for Groundwork instead of your Dictus.Did you have GW from a parent?
>>556038360>>556038613You know what Im glad we got these half tp doing for us, so I dont have to deal with that yurishit and the yurifags squatting
>>556038726
>>556038315>was already posted a day or two ago and was rightfully ignored, yet for some reason, it's today that it got a lot of (you)s11 PM in Indonesia
>>556038315This topic is currently hot on everyone's mind and just one single tourist post is enough to break single thinly layered reasoning to stay on topic
>>556038726>tama's ear socks aren't actually part of her headband>the headband doesn't even connect to anything on the left side???
I just woke up, earlier today
>>556038315I just woke up so I'm replying to every bait I see
>>556038837Why would Indonesia care about some American?
>>556038613is lycoris even yurishit? the only thing I saw about it was the red girl upside down and kojimbo's tweet
>>556038315>>556038849Sorry, I can't help myselfHating on /u/ is too entertaining
>>556038884
>>556038937It features two girls that interact with each other, so in the mind of THAT literally Epstein coded scum, it's yurishit and canon and they'll doxx you if you deny it
>>556038937Peak tourist post.
Such a shame that this run is bricked, lots of kino moments
>>556038937yurifags attach to any fandom like parasites and claim it as their own
>>556038884ARE THOSE
>>556038315It’s Monday. Human posters are in short supply.
>>556038372not when you have super shitter front leading the pace in debut
>>556039096holy mental illness
>>556038942...is it because you get to hate on two women at the same time instead of just one?
>>556038934The same reason why someone in India cares about American politics.
LaurelGooners is a casual D+ /uma/ club, who is currently recruiting for members!what makes us different you ask? well, we are a gathering of trainers who are log-in everyday to do our dailies. no target average monthly fan count!here's the catch tho:we.... we all get raped by Laurel...s-so... uh... if you still want to join, then drop your— mmpfHELP!HELP!HELP!THIS IS THE FIFTH NIGHT IN A ROW THAT SHE HAS TAKEN ME! PLEASE, HELP! SOMEBODY
holy fuark
>read the last 20 posts to get an idea of what the thread is going on about Yeah I forgot waking up early means I have to share thread with seafags and germans
i fear the uma that cleared Tenno Sho (Spring) with less than 300 stamina
>>556039154Women don't like yuri, incels do. Women are more into yaoi
yeah, can't do shit against a bad run seed
>>556039251>he doesn’t know
>>556038884I have seen this posted many times now, and why am I just noticing her fat, juicy, perky forehead
Damn, son.
>>556039123if i lose debut I just glue the run
>>556039216You are not any better spic
>>556039251>incelstroons
>>556039185youre doing better than uma**o so dont worry
>>556038496nyo!you look at your opponentsif Front slot is not empty and there is no named uma there you take the slotdon't let fodder uma lead the pace
>>556039216Nothing against you, but an avatarfag really can't complain.
>>556039542I like /u/ but only as much to hand holding. Getting sexy like this just looks wrong.
>>556039542Stop leaking Epsatono videos ITT
enough for MANT?
>>556038937It's yuribait
>>556039542Rudolf is a BOTTOM?
>>556039679no
>>556039679Yes
>>556039626You shouldn't do anything obscene in the school, period. It's a sacred ground for learning and training. Umas and trainers should respect that.
>1 million'd the event without MLBing the event cardWhoops
>>556039679but you can always use carrats
what the fuck is the point of the auto spin stopping at 25
>>556039749Always has been
>>556039542Based epstein disciple
>>556039679youre gonna have to buy skills mid career bro
oi stop deflecting everything to sea LAH
>>556039749Did you really think that dork of a woman was a top
>>556039185I might join maybe in a week, of course not because I want to be raped by Laurel or anything so don't get the wrong idea, okay?
>>556039845you wouldn't have sex with twin turbo right
>>556039749Both shitters and sane straight individuals agree that she's a bottom. I don't know how that makes you feel.
>>556039749yeah it's pretty obvious in ramonu's story
>>556039815Nips can't codeThis the same reason for shit lotto systems in FGO.<25 rolls - fair game25+ rolls - figure out what is missing and give it to the lucklet
>>556039787>>556039626there's THREE umas that draw porn of their classmates give the fucking hag a break
I'm ready
>>556039871I miss the SEAcial Week poster that would come to the thread sometimes
>>556040009remember to use protection
>>556039976>give the fucking hag a breakShe's supposed to be the role model!
>>556038207There's really no uma x uma content in this game, they're all just close friends and anything else that goes further is just fanfictionuma x trainer meanwhile... they've gone so much further with it
>>556039976Dober only draws wholesome Torena x Umamusume doujinshis though
>>556040074my zoomer daughter has some
>>556040047I shall build a loving family with Air Groove
>>556039976t. never read a career story
front dirt test runfalcon card isnt that bad i think
>>556039916Nobody wants to shag the gremlin.
I will not jerk off this week,
>>556039871It's like shooting fish in a barrel. There may be more people involved when threads are smelly but you point a finger at them and you can be sure the majority of the ones shitting up the place are from there.
>>556040182I want to have sex with Twin Turbo.
>>556040126She's in the Tracen files btw
>>556040116male trainer or female trainer?
>>556040074i'm not saying it's common, but that is a fucking lie when daitaku helios exists.
Thoughts?
>>556040257That's my Digigoat.
wtf does this mean?ps. does anyone with master mdb knowledge know how tf does the 'sucession_factor' works?factor_type is the spark type, rarity are the stars, but effect_group_id relates to nothingin 'sucession_factor_effect' the effect_group_id is gone and effect_id is confusing. I can see all the effects for blues, greens, and whites, but the pinks make no sense
>>556040116Dober's room smells like fish. She's part of the problem.
>>556040294Her tits got nerfed on that mummy outfit.
>get fast learner and charming early on>bakushit and clanker didn't finish their chainsThat's life!
>>556040356Fat belly
>>556040270>but that is a fucking lie when daitaku helios exists.You're just another retard who have never read Helios or Ruby's careerAnd again, Helios never even gets close enough to Ruby compared to Ruby's Trainer.
>>556040270Helios is the cuck experience, you clearly only watched the first video of her stories and nothing else
>>556040217
>>556040270Helios? you mean the girl that gets to sit in the cuck chair while Ruby and her trainer have a deep love story about self worth?go read Ruby's career instead of twitter posts saying they're girlfriend dumbass
>>556039916I do not know. This is the same question as asking me if I'd fuck a goblin, or my little brother, but personified into a cute girl.Personally I think I would have the strength to say no, and I would trust that because of how they are the situation would never come up in the first place.She fucking chased a firefly two miles into the woods, I don't think sex is in Twin Turbos Mind
>>556040450@umagrokwhat is going on here?
>>556040407deserved for running fart smalcon
>>556036004
The cake is a lie :o
>>556040356fat belly versionfor some reason they renamed overweight to slow metabolism in global
>>556040450Is this Sirius?
>>556040270>anything else that goes further is just fanfictionSee... this post is what I mean. You'll soon realize when Helios or Ruby gets released, umadacchi.
>>556039082 (me)3 SSR cards in deck and Kita was the only one that completed the chain, and it was in the last round. Nice Nature's chain didn't even start. What a shame.But hey, my first S rank.
>>556040173please don't breed Air Groove, one of her descendants might turn out to be some retard posing as the strongest only to get leg ouchie and drop out mid season.
>>556040217why not?
>>556040542I can't believe umas is woke leftist propaganda
>>556040217You should, though,
>>556040569Puppy-chan bit back
>>556035739>once>yuriBROShmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>muh blockedget some wit nigga
Bros - I got 3 fukus from my first 200 rolls (excluding exchange) and enough 'rats for another 200 pulls. This is the first card I'll MLB in one shot. Words can't describe this wonderful feeling after having super ultra mega misfortune all last year. Shiraoki really does reward her most faithful.
>>556040270Daitaku Helios is a sad story about a girl who keeps chasing the autistic asexual when Palmer is RIGHT FUCKING THERE-
>nothing on free pulls so far>last two banners I pulled before that also fucked me over>I'm having absolute shit luck on careers, just failed three 4% beach trainings in a row, I wish I was exaggerating, this made me give up on a career for the first time in months>next career my uma jobs on the debut race and then on maiden race even with 230 speed/190 stamina, gave up againI seriously don't want to play anymore.
WHY DO EVERYONE OF YOU HAVE MUMMY CREEK WHAT THE FUCK MY 0.1 ACCEL GWOS
>>556040270Wait till you realize the reason why Helios wants to be friends with Ruby
>>556037775what usually fixes things is pedo posting, actually, that drives away the left tards and poltards
>>556040651>>556040619Saving for Ardan
Ok but I really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relalyr elaly really really relalyr eally really really really really relaly really really really really really realy really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
Are you telling me that Daitaku Helios doesn't have sex with sexless ojisans on a whim because she wants to cheer them up and enjoy life?
>>556040481The only thing i could imagine is her accidentally being lovable but not understanding it herself
>>556040074I wouldn't say it doesn't exist, its just more of a yuribaitLook at the ball event with Ardan and Chiyono. It looks like a complete yuribait when you consider Ardan's career story (it being the one where those that played on JP would mark as the place Cygames stepped up the Torena love aspect going forward)
>>556040798
>>556040720>autistic asexualruby is mega trainersexual tho
I think it's really stupid that SSRs can NOT give you a gold skill because haha RNG
What did Large Horse mean by this?
>get one of the best junior years ever (500 speed, 300 power, 300 wit)>get thisThe stakes have never been more hopeless
>>556040569nah this is pretty casual
>>556040702wit doesn't get you unbrocked, bwopower improves lane movement, and savvy skills improve vision, wit alone doesn't do anything for side-to-side
>>556040742If you’re not Oshi gaming or a luckshitter, then you borrow. It’s as shrimple as that.
>>556040742That time anons and sloptubers told you to skip a character? They rolled for it.Falco, Curren, Taishin, Akebono, Full Armor Fuku, Summer Spe, Eishin, Jordan, Mummy Creek?Everyone has them, the secret OP umas you see in every CM.
I think it's really fun that SSRs can NOT give you a gold skill because haha RNG
>>556039916>>556040481Turbo awakening to her instinct...
>>556040913boys like girls
>>556040890No, she really isn't.if anyone, anyone at all, it'd be KS miracle
Do mambo's farts stink?
>>556040971I actually didn't really care for Cingrey like everyone else but they really drew Super Creek very nice in it
>>556040720You also didn't read Palmer's career
>>556040917Your stam bwo?
>>556041048Birds don't fart, I think.
>>556040990Fuku is fine, it's the chain that's RNG, but things like green woman and focus vs concentration or others.
>>556040990MLBing a card should significantly reduce its chance to agemasen
Is it worth to do the Fan Promise events with Falco? I always just ignored them...
>>556040990Mayano refusing to give me Head On in parent runs makes me seethe ever tim
>>556041038Another retard who never read career storiesEven KS Miracle is heavily for the trainer
>>556040990Wait you care about super lucky 7?
This is impossible, I'm training bakushin and taiki
>>556040934
>>556041207I wonder if retards from here even read something, it's almost like they orbit around fanarts only
>>556040729Don't use Urara for your loser quitter posts
>>556040913BIG HORSE appreciates Kitasan Black for being a great rival/goal.
>>556038414i had 10m for the month of january according to chrono
>>556040813I like her more
>>556040934>>556041339
Gold City molested me...
>>556041101Stam is a fake stat in the junior G1s
bro if you read the fucking story you can do like 2 runs max a day. what do you think the 5 borrows are for
>>556041429my wife would never
>>556041429You probably deserved it
>>556041207so we're just making shit up now, yeah?Bakushin is for the trainer, Taiki Shuttle is for the trainer, Twin Turbo is for trainer. Let's just keep making up bullshit because there's a 1/3rd chance any random poster here is a genuine epstein psyop victim and thats why your SEA ass posts are so brutally fucking stupid
>>556041352They don’t even read it when it’s in a language they understand, what makes you think they’ll read it in one they don’t even comprehend?
>>556040913ypu can love someone out of appreciation, respect, inspiration and many moretell me, when you tell your parents "love you", does that mean you want a threesome?
*acts on my contemplation*
>>556041414rude
Welp, done with team trials for the week.
>>556041617>he is unaware of the spike
>>556041503I will keep on exposing retards who parade fanfiction as facts
I think the desperate for (You) losers are just as annoying as the faggot Yuritards and wish there was no hint of romance at all in the entire game
>>556041571
>>556041503Weak bait
>>556041617please stop calling me a welp...
>>556041720I think you need irl friends
>>556041763any piece of art that features the T trainer is from a spiritually southeast asian loser
wow
>>556041790WELPS, LEFT SIDEEVEN SIDE, MANY WELPSNOW, HANDLE IT
>>556040913She mean "cinderella gray killed my canon"
>>556041818I have irl friends tho and none of us have girlfriends so we actually still go out with each other
I like Manhappy Cafe
>>556041883she's gay for tachyon
does helios really say 6/7? I thought that was exclusively a gen alpha thing, wasn't she suppose to be a zoomzoom?
>>556041720I think people should stop being obsessed.
/uma/, surely you have more friends than fingers right?Schizos do not count cafe fuckers.
>>556041890there's no canon in uma lmao, you can see posters about Opera in CG despite the horse being born like 10 years laterthe timeline is all fucked up and no one cares
>got mad cause he got exposed as a twitter tourist that can't readkek
>>556042021she only says it 85.71% of the time
>fourth 3* power spark when training for sprint CMOk, I genuinely believe if you bring a lot of blue spark of the same kind your ace will inherit it more easily
>>556041790
>>556042021No she's Gen Z zoomer (specifically 2018-2020 lingo) but that would be fucking annoying in modern day
>>556042093This is a common cope
>>556041179It gives you a hint for the racecourse in questionSo only if the course in question matches the course you’re training for
>>556042170canon autism is exclusively western
>>556042160doto volunteered for this
next thread will be
>>556042238This is another common cope
>>556041616symboli rudeolf
>>556041705Talking about fanficitions completely unrelated to the arguments itt, I want a story about an uma that whores herself because she's drowning in debt after failing to become a pro. Some of you get to it.
>>556041763Heliostard can not compete.
You fucks are really bored huh?No wonder that JP dacchis maintain their own thread
>>556041179if it activates before you've finished her two junior year races, and there is a race at the chosen track available before the deadline, then do it. otherwise, you should probably ignore it, unless you got something easy like nakayama or kansai that you can probably fit in on a turn with shit trainings.
>>556042160Doto used to rape POWs
>>556042160Doto is not drippy enough to wear hugo boss uniforms.
>>556042160based?
>finally used up all of your natural energyjesus fucking christ that took some time
>>556042383capricorn has got everyone stir crazy
>>556042383
>>556042383JP dacchis are the ones raiding us
>>556042487imagine the sweaty handholding
>>556042291pick any huge JP franchise and you can tell they don't give a shit meanwhile western fans are constantly tying themselves into knots trying to fit everything togetherdragon ball, gundam, zelda it's all the same
>>556042383jp fags are obnoxious in their elitism
>>556042497But that's every CM...
>>556042160
>>556042548They should raid us in bed, just saying.
>>556042487I love the scene where Teio is just staring at McQueen while she rolls around in the mud screaming with her gimpy leg. I got hard.
My trainee broke into my fucking house
Friendly reminder that Dober masturbates every single day multiple times and that's why she avoids eye contact.
>>556042528Dober... I'm afraid you're a fatass just like McQueen...
>>556042806Locksmiths must be making a fortune fixing all the doors in Tracen
>>556042383if you ever go to the JP thread you'll see that it's nothing but posts about sex and IRL horses, barely any about the game itself
>>556042806raped in peace
>>556039123But the NPC fronts in my debuts spurt just fine and I'm not in pace down extra long either
Glue?
>>556042968brocked
>>556042383I'm not making any aces until the freebies are up and I mlb fuku. Gotta take it easy once in a while.
>>556042876Runs in the Crown Name
>>556042890>posts about sex and IRL horsesoof, I almost didn't see that "and". i need my glasses.
>>556042861i bet some mob uma has a potential but she masturbates before every race to calm down and it heavily drags her down
>>556042487Teio getting jumped by Neicha, Palmer, Machitan and Winning Ticket prevented this from happening.
Wait, did they ever fix that UI thing with the event bonus?Do you just get the bonus for having them now, instead of using them? Have I been using bricked cards for event runs this whole time?
>>556043146It's been several events man...
>>556043146bwo it's been like that for months
>>556042548Wouldn't that mean more keiba posting?>>556042890I lurk in their thread constantly and most of the time there is nothing to discuss. They get new content, discuss it to death in a day or two and then wait for more contentUnless you think they should be talking about the same topics in a loop, there isn't much to talk about
>>556043146Dude that was changed a long time ago
>>556040294
>>556042968Debut race loss is possible to come back from, but only if you’re smart and don’t pick the very first maiden race
>>556043146flatliner bwo....
>Rushes to give you one hint level or simply doesn't finish events all careerKitasan Black, I hate you.
>>556040294no winter uniform F-ag
respectfully looking away from her kisekis bc she's a gay woman and i am a man
>>556043234>>556043249>>556043275I'M BRICKED
>>556040720>Palmer is RIGHT FUCKING THERE-Palmer is your wife and fellow tardwrangler in Helios's career
let's talk about this instead
>>556040294breedable
>>556039679>>556039792>only have 200Guess I'll resign myself to 1 mant run a day
>>556043434This person has never actually used Vodka. She’s not bad.
How am I doing for Capricorn, umag?
>>556043434i agree
if there is no yuri in umamusumethen how come special week has two mums?????
>>556043434Looks to be mostly correct.
>>556043434Kitasan is a fraud because she never rainbows when I need her the most. Yes, I have her at MLB and she's still a fraud!
>>556043417if you've gotten all the event rewards so far and have been fine with your cm performance, you're fine
Pace or Front Bakushin for CM? Please respond
>>556039916I mean... well... maybe just once
>>556043552btw I fucked Spe and her mom at the end of her story
>>556043297>ass>boobsEpic
no, I didnt jerk off, anonalso sexo bakushin
>>556043528Are you eating them or something?
>>556043671Pace if soulless, front if soul (but it will lose)
>>556043530assuming your logic taishin is fine too since 10TE
>2 SR Sweepys this morning pullFINALLYFINALLY CAN MLB THIS BRAT WITH THE GOLD CRYSTAL
>>556043530No one has that card
>>556043434it definitely changes based on CM and style, I've been using Eishin a lot and even over Windy or Sweepy, but that's because I run Latesfor general case, it's correct
>>556043380I didn't flatline because of it... I just did event runs with Suzuka while also spamming races.Besides, nobody can kick me even when I flatline for other reasons>>556043624I've been winning my CMs, of course. First place in A group open leagues every time
>>556039916Turbo is IMO the most rapeable uma, at least of the ones that have appeared in global or any of the anime.
>>556043757
>>556043434>Gold Ship tier>has a card other than Gold ShipNot that I disagree with Nishino Flower being bad.
>>556040971Why use a bag in the middle of a raceStupid design choice with her and every other uma who wears bags during a fucking raceIT'S A HINDRANCE AND A SAFETY HAZARD
>>556043785dancho.................
oguri posters are the most powerful race in the world
who the fuck
>>556043879i-it's a little bag of help...
>>556043908Adobe Shockwave
>>556043892I want to hug Taiki Shuttle!
>>556043898Actually that would be the Derby.
>21 fucking runs finally get a double proc into S Mile>Even got the fucking left hand/winter/tokyo race course inherits>Still in Love card is a fucking no show>Almond Eye is a fucking no show>Tamamo Cross is a fucking no show>Daring Tact is the only one who finished her event chain >Have 700 fucking skill points left over because of this shitI'm going to fucking cry
>>556043720No, just a newfag
>>556040971awooga!
>>556043434Legit how is Fuku that high when she's just a Sweepy SR but with zero priority. Don't give me that initial stat bull because we're not in MANT yet
>>556043879please don't yell at doto wtf
>>556044068Doto is a good girl.
>>556043546Looking at that Bakushin made me think I should've just transform my failed aces into TT umas
I have never seen a bad Creek poster.
>>556043737Vodka is not the same kind of problem child as Taishin.
>>556043908>lucky starKonata and friends
>>556042806
>>556044058Sure, if we ignore the 150 free stats (apparently useless in scenarios other than MANT) she's not that great.
>>556044058she's all about luck unironically, the stat gains are massive but she needs to be in the same facility as the other cards
>>556044212what a shitty card lmao
>>556044029shoo, you have your own thread
>>556044058future-proofing the image so it doesn't turn into a gaslight in a month
I'm going to rape Doto
>Get the aptitude>Low-roll on statsI feel like I'm getting close at least
>>556044029I find it comforting that even years later the game is still bullshit.stego cute
>>556044208I mean I already do thatNone of them have concentration, but I don't have the time to make TT specific umas when I'm constantly working towards CMs.
>>556044068>he believed her liesI know what's in that bag
>>556042948you haven't seen how far pace-down mode can drag you down yetit's super lethal when you get it right at the end of position keep phase and you have no comeback ult to fix it
>play earlier today and have some alcohol>go down to 30TP in like 4 hours >go to bed, sleep >wake up>60TP aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>556044029so i take the cards not finishing their event chains is still a thing in jp, huh?
>>556044029Toreina from the future?
is the game making fun of me
>>556042806the raped
>>556043434>Flower is badnyoooo I just got her yesterday with the cleat shop ticket...
Thoughts on Doto?
>>556042806>>556044256Does it constitute legal self-defense to retaliate with rape?
>>556044584Cute-o
>>556044584evil
>>556044029You run 6 SSRs by default, of course events won't finish.
AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEE FUCK
>>556044584manipulative bitch
>>556044584Rape, dairy products
>>556044584Cute, but why is she such a cow?
>>556044554now you have to be deflowered
good morning, wishing you all a very FUCK YOU monday
>>556044767Doto would NOT say this
>>556044687How do the whales do it then?
>>556044584Needs an evil alter-ego and kill Opera O>>556044767Like this, it's perfect and I want to marry her
why are doto posters so mean?
>>556044767I want to FUCK YOU, Doto.
>>556044584The cutest
>>556044767Show your udders
>>556044767why are doto posters like this
>>5560446871 SSR finishing out of 5 (the last being the scenario card which is up to you to complete) should not be normal, man.
>>556044848sex sexseeeeex
>>556043434SR Tosho is better than Windy until MANT
>>556044885
>>556044951It's Doto time you Ticketfag
>>556044985Doto would do this
>>556044985Ok this is actually good wtf
>>556044951AWOOGA
>>556044985Doto rape
you just know Dober keeps her nails short and round
I like this gamebut I don't like the huge time investment it requireswhat do?
>>556044985Is this real??? How do I do this in the game?!
>>556044985I know this is AI, because Doto's breasts are bigger.
what's wrong with you
i was thinking why the pairing with haru this event and forgot she's part of their generation too
>>556044985>AI slop
>>556045086stop being competitive and just live free
>>556045157horny
posting falcon instead
>>556045086Just take it easy?
>>556044806She will once she's done with Temu Opera O's bullshit>>556045104Minimizer bra, otherwise she'd hit other runners with her bazongas
>>556045217yuck
>>556044703>Giga luckshit a +2 mood from an out-of-deck event chain finishingWtf this might be the run
>>5560451651989bros...
>>556045086its like 1 hr a day
>>556045085the world is ruled by cunnychads, nothing new
>>556045217LOVE
I hate Sakura Bakushin O
>>556045217SMART huh? how about you give me a SQUARE root?
>>556045086Play it while commuting and as you slack off at work. This game is designed for salarymen as an escape while wasting away in their slave cage.
>>556045217I dropped falco from my capricorn team because she couldn't win shit
>>556044584Behind that meek personality is a massive pervert
>>556045086Play once a dayDon't mind about CM (rewards are shit anyways)Stay comfyRaise your waifu
We all hate Dumb Falcon
>>556045496very true
>>556045414
>>556045383Honestly I think Rice would be easier than either Falco OR Curren
>>556045086Requires to what? The answer varies and could make your problem seems nonsensical
>>556045496dont say that...
>>556035419Now I can’t unsee it, fuck you anon
>>556045331Some say Osaichi George is still seething to this day
>>556045453TRVKEplanning to skip this sprint CM too.
I was sexually assaulted by Meisho Doto in the autumn of 2013
>>556045086>join a B+ club>only make runs during events (flatline otherwise)>Run in ChamMe with whatever you have (free B-rank finals)>do dailies every day (takes 10 mins if you thorw oguri or mejiro mcqueen run)Congrats, you are playing the game actively while avoiding burn out
>>556045414Do you have any proof to your claim?
>>556044767Fuck you too, BITCH
my TT teams suck ass. I need a smug currenposter to bully me and help me train higher scoring teams...
The _real_ non-whale strat is just to reroll every single time a new uma is released in order to play their careeranyone do this?
>>556045387Can she sing Rock me Amadeus?
>>556045705I know some "people" do this, but don't understand why.What do you get from the game by doing this?
>all my agemasen event chains pop during junior year
>>556045767Cow fiiight!
They can't be THAT dangerous can they?
>>556045852I would only dare with full double circles and would still not be sure of a win
>>556045852Watch out
>>556045884Opera Ma~re
When does the Star Blossom manga get more chapters translated?
>>556045852just cock it if you fail bwo
I need this in my lifeJust this
>>556045949what the hell
>>556045814your dopamine bwo?
>>556045814gambling addiction
>>556045165>golshi is 2012i forgot he was born so much later than the rest of the main cast. for a while i was upset that golshi never got any serious racing scenes but it's probably because her storyline canonically doesn't intersect any of theirs. unfortunate.
>>556045852>both FatFuck and Tamamo in the teamyou have to assume that you will lose Dirt and Medium by default unless you have your ace there
>>556045948>justYour greed sickens me
ive got some irish cream alcohol to drink but have drunk some energy drink without pissing it back out so I dont want to inflation iseki myslf again
>>556045852>>556045903I've lost to them at least twice with 4 double circles and 1 circle. Never again.
>>556046007>>556045995what gambling, you aren't gambling anything
rape dotoposters
>>556046053least effort for the most carats
>>556045948>>556045949breed
>>556046025The third check is Rudolf. Sprint should be won by Akebono, and Gold City jobs to literally everyone. But Rudolf eats entire teams for some reason.
>>556045884that's a boy
>>556045949
>>556046161why are dog posters so prone to raping?
>>556046009He was basically the only significant horse of his generation that wasn't owned by a Shadai syndicate, so it was easy to get him, and much harder to get anyone else.
>>556045852riko is easier to beat even with lower bonus, no reason to ever take the turf queens on besides the glory
>>556046161car crash, March 17th 2026
Turf Queen variants are usually fine, but one rare one I’ve found that is actually harder than full power original Turf Queens is the Mayano variant
>>556045814not playing 1-2 hours a day for the entire month (avoiding burnout), I like to play the game and I like the characters, but some A/A+ clubs want you to pull, at least, 1m to 1.5m fans (don't know the exact numbers), that's like 2 oguri runs running all G1s (roughly 40 to 50 mins) and there are days, and even weeks, I'll say "I don't want to play this for an hour" but I don't want to miss dailies either.>"what about champsmeeting, you will never win chamMe rank A playing like that"Rewards are shit and this is not a competitive game, as another anon said "least effort for the most carats"
huhwhy are yuricucks getting spammed epstein images on xitter now
exactly, if you do a fan run with the same horse every day, then it isnt even 1hr every day. 40 miins a day if you cant do this then you are whack
>556046756Payback We went through this, I'm not giving you the satisfaction of a direct reply
>>556045814you niggas need a goal in the game
is Janny sleepy?
>>556046756Big E liked yuri
we had this bait alreadyfind new material
>>556046756Trainer-san, this is an uma musume thread
>>556044209I like to think we're chill.
>>556046756This post does not appear to be related to the video game franchise Uma Musume: Pretty Derby
>>556045949IDK if any of you are freaks like me, but this isn't actually as sexy as it looks. Just look at that big thing stuck in her anus. If you don't know, inserting large objects in your anus is _really_ fucking painful if you haven't stretched it before. (I don't just mean taking it slow: like training to do the splits, stretching isn't something done in a day.) Almost certainly she isn't feeling any kind of pleasure, even as a physiological reaction to the vibrators (let's ignore whether women really feel that much pleasure from egg vibrators and assume she's one who does). All she is feeling is pure fucking pain, not of a particularly sexual sort, from her anus being torn apart. I really wouldn't recommend it, even as someone who chokes and hits himself while masturbating.
>>556046756He went on /u/ on more than a few occasions according to the new files
>>556046756this isn't google this is the uma musume general
Kawaii Curren Chan
>>556047001sexo!
>>556046930I have joy in watching women suffer. Of course I'm not that mentally fucked and it's something I can only see in hgg2d.
I think I'm falling for the Ayabe propaganda...
>>556047001curren chan keeps sending me unsolicited nudes...
>>556047061I also enjoy watching women suffer, but only when I can self insert as the little girl.
I still don't have Raisu-chan...
>>556044345Very
>>556046930what's stopping Dober from taking it off anyway?her hands are free enough. they're just tied together
>>556044209Probably because their mommy wife tied them to a stroller and gagged them with a pacifier, so they can't post.
>>556047061same but in my case>like inflicting pain on fictional women>don't like bdsmI think I'm more into hands-on approaches>>556047165I do this every 28 weeks, like some kind of fucked up gooning menstruation
>>556047128You too?
It's funny how Smart Falcon is better in every way comapred to Curren
doing fan runs while I wait to piss so I can drink Irish cream
>>556047385Yeah but Curren is cuter
>>556044209Those babies are not yet legally able to use a phone according to their momsThe ones who do post are the ones self inserting as Creek
>>556046674>caring about high club paycheck and not caring about cmactual retard
I've been spooked twice by Curren Chan. I don't have Falco. Sorry, but a trainer does not always choose his trainee.
>>556047536Their water guns are ineffective against my rape.
>>556046756lolifags trying their hardest to not catch strays
>>556047074
>>556047486this leader has definitely read the 48 laws of power
>>556047385Curren sucks better
>>5560471907 and she will rape you somedayanything than 7 and it will be somenight
>>556047531open up a book instead of farming parents nigger
>>556047583What if you’ve been spooked an equal number of times by two or more trainees?
what
>>556047637you can't even target lolifags because big E the child rapist/trafficker himself doesn't like loli. Almost as if he knows it isn't comparable to the real thing.
>>556047712Fucking slut. This should be her G1 outfit.
>>556047832>that would be so hot
>>556047618>filled with their juices
>>556047746I review video lectures for my classes while doing parent runs.
>>556047758If we go by anime and story mode rules then you train a whole team and not a single trainee, so...
Where does she get the money to go to Dubai?
>>556047816how many lolifags are billionaires that know they can get away with it? curious
my dancho is a chode and kicked me when i had more fans than him. are there any comfy crews with spots 573846941135
>>556047918big fujin
>>556047659
hnnnnnnng I need som pussy
ayabe sweater puppies
>>556047987Sugar trainers, probably.
>>556047987youre that weird browncel that has been trying to push cuckshit with WEIIIIIII no?
>>556047918her casual outfit is cute.
>>556048016What defines comfy? B? A?
>>556048163>sugar trainerscursed concept
>>556047746i'd like to but i'm a binge consumer and i have a fucking mountain of a book/youtube/movie/music/anime/piss/shit backlog and only book can't tolerate pushing speed button every now and then on the side of the screen
Anus Fujin
491K fans at the turn before kinen 2
>>556048230C+ or below
>>556048050>>556047659
>>556048230not playing
>>556047496I dont remember having any parental instinct to take care of you guys or doing any self insert as her...
>>556047930I’ve been spooked twice each by Digitan, Falco, and Oguri…I am the Dirt King…
>>556046930this guy really just wrote a wholeass fucking paragraph just to say "I've stuck things up my ass before"
>>556047816>big E the child rapist/trafficker himself doesn't like loli.Based if true. Mind spoonfeeding me the source?
Finally a not completely dogshit support card roll, I don't know how long it's been since I've had an SSR
>>556048324please post more umas defending their trainer from abusive women...
getting deep inside of Fujin's Anus
the blossoming beginnings letters in circles looks like AI or some "I dont give a fuck just edit it somehow" on that popular font that is in bubbles
>>556048603anon told me anal doesn't feel good
i just realized that Digitan cannot get Sprint spark by herself because she has F Sprintand I have to get spark from grandparent instead
>>556048324I have the faggot desire to spoil my gfs rotten in a relationship (obviously never ends well). But Screek does that for everyone, so she's probably on a different level.
>>556048603anus futajin is not the one bottoming
>>556048463>Ayabe and Nishino FlowerI'm sorry that happened to you
>>556048705I like these imagesDo you have more of them?
yesterday I saw a girl and said HEY YOU and she talked to me. its that easy!
I have never heard of this skill before or seen this race even one time
I still don't "get" why there are so many teio abuse images
>>556048653Uma anal feels umazing though.
You guys rank bad posters? Who are the worst then?
>>556047987Vivlosbros, Currenbros...
>>556047259It's best not to go down that route... if you *really* start nitpicking you'll point out how:- Ballgags don't really stay in unless they're _really_ tight, which takes on a different appearance as it digs into the cheeks (although imagining it as a penis gag partially resolves this problem)- The rope binding her wrists doesn't even make sense from a physical perspective- Vibrator controls loosely tucked in leggings would fall out in two seconds flat- Most people can't bend their legs like that, and even if they can, they wouldn't stay in that pose naturally without additional restraints- That little bit of tape on the egg vibrator on her clitoris wouldn't stick on at all, especially if she was wet as the image would have you believe- For that matter, why is that egg vibrator standalone whereas the ones shoved in her vagOO require cables?- Almost certainly the item inserted in her anus would be pushed out in seconds by a combination of mostly-involuntary muscle contractions and there simply be nothing to hold it inThere are probably more inconsistencies. Point is, this image is sloppier than most, but even most good images have some parts where you have to suspend your disbelief. >>556048442God gave men prostates for a reason.umamusume
>>556048867Women flinch when I say their name in conversation
>>556048230B/B+ I guess? I've done about 15-20m since I started actively playing.
>>556048903she deserves the hate
>>556048987dont say that thensay "stupid bitch like all women" and refer to them as that
Its been a quite a while since I have seen a Golshiposter. Also Spebros just kind of vanished.
>>556048871Use Winning Ticket welfare for Body and Mind. Spring Triple Crown is Osaka Hai, Tenno Sho Spring, and Takarazuka Kinen
>>556048818noI only have these 5 Wing boys + that one Oguri picI found them by pure chance
>>556048871The easiest way to get that skill for me was with Winning Ticket's Power SSR from main story 3.
what's the appeal of Narita T Road?
>>556049083I see, thanks for the tip
>>556048653
I'm horny again...
>>556049193rape
>>556048903they made thirteen fucking episodes of her suffering endlessly and being physically harmed and crippled over and over again. how would she not be a magnet for abuse?
>>556048970sounds like something falco would do for free
>>556048978mister do you have phd in applied masturbation?
>>556049210anon you were horny 10 minutes ago...
Stop saying rape!
teio abuse doko?
>>5560491874head
>>556049304I'm a young healthy male, I can't help it...
bape rapeist
>>556049263
>>556048890How come my uma doesn't take off her towel during this event? What am i doing wrong?
>>556049210Try to goon to Brian it will kill your boner
>>556048978teiobros ovr repvtation....
I love it when Happy Meek beats Little Cocon and Bitter Glasse. God I wish she were playable.
...
>>556049325The word "abuse" implies improper or inappropriate use of something. Therefore, it's impossible to "abuse' Teio because it is simply the correct intended use of Teio.
>>556049358oh yeah and one of the dreams I had was with a huge bald head but I still had a tuft of hair where it is in eral life, above my eyebrows and I was like, nooo! and put my fingers on my forehead to see if I had a 5hed
>>556049187
>>556049128Is there a good Uma who has all 3 in her schedule? Those races sound tough.>>55604916thanks I'll do the story and buy it
>>556049465
>>556049581cyute!
>>556049113I try to vary the images that I post with so that it doesn't become annoying or too identifiable.
>>556049232Not worth the trouble
>>556049485She's giving me that look again!
sorry danchou but i'm doing urara runs for the foreseeable...
>>556048995AlmondLove will adopt you if you remain active. >>556035935If you want some breathing room with more flexible rules, there were a couple of A and B+ clubs with almost no requirements recruiting a few threads back
>>556049447This is making me harder
Oversized breasts are a sign of poor moral integrity
>almond>mentioned
>>556049912I don't think that's related
>>556048813Ayabe at least has daring strike and is a usable roaming support, fukukitaru is totally unusable at low lb except for gamba, I hate it
>>556048964the yurifags that had a melty over TopCun is top 10 at least
If I wasn't in Mambo I would want to join AlmondLovejust letting you guys know I love you
BETRAYAL
>>556049912
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>556050000>dotoposters are mean and shit up the thread>suzukaposters post nothing but good artit is related tho
>>5560489641. (You)
>>556050167I agree, the F-14 was mankind's greatest invention
Is Mayano SSR speed worth using just for head-on?
release the nishino files
>>556048964#1: fake or real yuritards spamming shit where it doesn't belong, VERY common on /a/Note: I have no problem with yuri, I'm straight afterall, the issue with people injecting it where it doesn't belong or making it out to be the be and end all of things.#2: Tachy poster#3: Curren pedos
>>556049912True
>>556049447
>>556050167True
>>556049991I love this artist's pissed off faces
Still obsessed as always lol
>>556050271six sevenn
>>556050271If it has a pulse, she had sex with it.
>>556050351holy shit look at those top guns
2 days in a row of this shit.Please Cygames give me 15.
>>556049646>Can't set Meek in the concert theater for umapyoiBoooo
>>556050245>>556050359super cute furry creatures? check.super cute faces? check.yup, this one is based.
>>556049602I don't remember any uma's schedules. If you want to see who can run it, you can use https://gametora.com/umamusume/race-scheduler/recommend-characters . I think Creek and Ryan have decent odds of completing the triple crown with their careers, if you have no 3* umas. it should be an easy clear if you have 600 speed and 600 stamina by senior year.
>>556049991>>556050359gentilcreature cute
>>556050385God, she's such a perfect whore it's unreal.
gentildonna fucking SUCKS
>>556050620my dick
>>556050620yeah, sucks me
>>556050551DATS RIGHT!
>>556050620that's what mares usually do duh
The availabilities of the Tiara Tour Banners are proof that Cygames hates us.
>>556049148can you post duo?
:<
>>556049602Don't pick Top Gun, Brian, or Tama because they have a conflict. The only issue is Tenno Spring due to the 3200 meter length. Just buy a gold recovery before that race and you should ace it.
>>556050464https://youtu.be/UJ1tBVtYOBc?list=RDUJ1tBVtYOBc
>>556050620No one gives a fuck about your opinion Verxina
>>556048995ButtSweat's a B+ that's recruiting.>>556038678
|:<
>>556050735A HUNDRED CLOVERS???
>>556049602Just use Super Creek for easy Tenno sho Spring
>lost during URA qualifiers because I forgot to run 2 optional milesI'm a fucking retard
>>556050620I agree, I AGREEEEEE
I hope every single Chiyoposter in this thread has a delightful evening or morning if you’re from the incorrect part of the world.
>1,5 yearsShe's on the timeline! This is slightly better than waiting 2 years for Castoria in FGO
>>556051127doto wouldn't say this
she's dead btw
pls rember that wen u feel sad or brickdednever forget ttimes wen u feeled happywen spirits are lowto alway rember happy doto
your mom die
>>556051316doto wouldn't say this
>>556050742I'm kind of warming up to her. But her mommy obsession is still scary.
Gently love Dotoposters
>>556051350mom go sky?
WTF, I haven’t seen this bitch in months
>>556051451cutie
>>556051421How about gently loving chiyo? Not the posters, just chiyo herself.
>>556051486Get the SSR and you'll see her more!
>>556051548the what?
>>556051421I make chiyoposters and dotoposters kiss in my mind palace
>>556051451sexo suzuka
pls rember that wen u feel sad or brickdednever forget ttimes wen u seethed even harderwen u feel real low alway rember kill operao
>>556051747no boobs?
>>556051503The jannies took that away from us.
>>556051486You gotta figure Riko stepped up security so sketchy doctors can't slip into Tracen anymore.
*wins arima kinen*
>>556051626
>>556051850pussy mouth *duggies*
>>556051656foolish anon letting me in to his mind sanctumim not trapped in here with youyou're trapped in here with mesoon all of your being shall be doto
>>556051656
Explode worthy pull, but unless I keep being extremely lucky getting to MLB SR Eishin is the biggest benefit to my account
>>556050481thanks for reminding me about this bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZe5J8SVCYQand while i'm at it, this gemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w
>>556035935nobody is joining...
>>556051850Based Yes fan Scarlethttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ydAANC7sl0Y
>>556050464dame desu
thoughts on pissing without shitting yourself? >>556052346 This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?
>>556052247It's still the 2nd day. There should be more as the day progresses t. joined an /uma/ club on the 2nd week
Sometimes I respond to club recruitment posts sounding vaguely interested and then disappear, just for fun. I don't even need a club.
>>556052247nobody wants to join a club named after a character that doesn't exist. She's not even out in JP. YOU'RE A BUNCH OF FREAKS GOONING OVER AN EYEBALL WITH AN X THROUGH IT AND THE RAW NOTION OF META POTENTIAL.That is to say, you're cringe soulless gameplayfags.
>>556044985Some of these new interactions are wild.
>>556052419
>>556052247I wish I could join but I'm already in a club that loves me...
>>556052247it's time to merge, just bully a few danchous into disbanding.
>>556052247It will get worse when mant releases
>>556052465Why do people pretend she isn't a selfish bitch who only cares about herself She doesn't care about trainer, she doesn't even give him shit for Valentine's
meds
>>556052531delightfully devilish, anon
>>556052582i prefer miles desu
>>556052178ayabe is actually barely better at MLB than 0LBat 1LB she gains 1 power bonusat 3LB and MLB she gains 5% and 10% race bonusshe's only for daring strike and only until CB wit comes out
>>556052247all the homeless went to autismuma gomen
>>556052543I can fap to this.Seems in her character too
Huh you can really get a race fatigue even not on 3rd consecutive if you don't have an energy left when racing. That's a new knowledge
>>556052651
>>556052740nah this is lie
>>556052419I've never shat myself. I mean, other than a baby. I did piss myself several times as an adult back when I would drink 15+ natties in a night before passing out. I slept on a mattress on the floor so I'd just prop it up to dry out. I don't drink that much anymore. I didn't read the rest of your post.
>>556047816>knowsYou mean knew right?
>>556050742>>556052049I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
please for the love of godnew threadplease
Is it just me or do Unity races for Bakushin career seems harder?
>>556052543Make Teio do it>>556052805
>>556052878for what
>>556052834>you VILL shit the diaper
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next thread will be worse
>>556052878This is the last thread
>>556052878Just got off the phone with moot. He said this is the last thread. Sorry, but them's the breaks.
>>556052878>GOD i just have to ritualpost in a new thread or i'll EXPLODE
>>556052719Taiki wouldn't do that
>>556052952just pay for a pass you freeloader
>>556052178Ehh, most SSRs are 0LB suck. At least those 2 aren't so terrible at low level.
>>556053049>>556053049>>556053049
>>556052993I know who this is based off...sexo tho
the makeout besties!!!
>>556053067gorgeous
>>556053108In Palmer's dreams maybe
>>556053204DC4L
>>556051910Is this card good I heard it sucks but I’m tempted
>>556052805Why do the absolute worst posts in these threads Teio attached, I like Teio
>>556050753
>>556052923I would just use the bathroom
>>556053390It's a MUST PULL
>>556050385Almond eye is the type of uma to steal trainers from other umas
>>556048774Spoiling a male heals himSpoiling a female ruins her
