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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD
Current Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"
Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year T.M. Opera O (3*), New Year Haru Urara (3*)
Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Admire Vega (Power), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed)
Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200m
Main Story Chapter 5 is out
01/27 - New Beginnings Part 1
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>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo Universe
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Seiyuu & Concerts
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Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
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This thread will give me a boner
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Teio!
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>>556053049
>A rank
>don't flatline
>don't disappear
AlmondLove has 3 more spots for active like-minded players. Drop your ID for a scout/reservation
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>>556053049
peak uma body
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>>556053049
I was working on getting the new thread made but you were faster it seems
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Teio!
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>>556053049
ButtSweat, a casual, B+ /uma/ club, is recruiting one person! All that's expected is regularly logging in, and not flatlining for days at a time (a career now and then hurts no-one after all).

Be a part of a moderately active in-game chat, discussing things like exchange rates, gacha horrors, misery, online shopping and more! Sometimes we even directly discuss the game (although that often falls under misery).

Reply to this for an invite, or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile text!
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ウマオオオオ is looking for new members, victims, or resume builders.
We'll be a comfy club until MANT comes and we'll decide the direction then.
Until then 19M by the 26th of each month. Use uma.moe to figure out if you're at risk.
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>>556053182
Bakushin gives me a boner
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Mambo!
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>>556035935
>2 more spots
>>556053191
>3 more spots
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>strongest uma in terms of physical strength
>ningens can't beat umas
>somehow gets off of her trainer working out and demonstrating physical strength
I don't get Gentildonna
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>>556053049
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Does anyone have that soundpost of like a Daitaku Helios music video but it was themed like one of those old timey video players? I can't remember what the song was
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>>556053191
isn't it こんばんは and not わ
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>>556053297
I'm going to miss her in MANT and GL.
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>>556053406
Is she stronger than Bono and Princess? I have my doubts
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>>556053451
>https://files.catbox.moe/kl8xeb.jpeg
me on the right
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which uma would really enjoy a hard slap on the butt
besides ntr
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>>556053427
Perfect star Yandere
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Fuku and Mambo
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>>556053454
Yes, but sometimes they use わ instead to make a character sound cute, playful or silly.
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>>556053180
what's this referencing
rhythm heaven?
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>>556053454
google says wa is casual and spoken japanese
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>>556053564
my girlfriend uma (wont tell you who so you cant jerk off to her, my gf)
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>>556053263
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>>556053332
Mine now
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>>556053564
doto but she will never admit it
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>>556053639
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>>556053564
Creek
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Stego cute
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>>556053406
I mean I don't think its really that weird, its fairly parallel to irl.

Replace "uma" with "men" and "ningen"/"trainer with "women"/"girlfriend"
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>>556053564
Umas will awaken to it once you do it. It's like if you ride them on their back and will feel natural
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>>556053641
yeah
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>>556053564
Rudolf. It's always the tough, proud ones who secretly enjoy this kind of stuff.
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>>556053597
thank you
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>>556053616
>>556053647
I see, thank you anons. I took Japanese at uni for 2 years but we were mostly taught polite/business Japanese, so I've got no clue when it comes to casual/cutesy stuff.
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>>556053564
dantsu
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what uma would be a drooling retard horsegirl if you hit her on the back of or top of the head enough times with a plank of wood and then be your girlfriend/slave
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>>556053406
She respects power and respects people who want power.
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>>556053405
Yeah I got poached
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>>556053713
>Tama too short to reach the bouquet
>Oguri catches it and eats it
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>>556053564
I am going to spank Winning Ticket while wearing earmuffs have fun
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>>556053263
>>556053713
Gorgeous bride. But umas fighting for the wedding bouquet must be deadly.
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>>556053967
tosen jordan

best part is you dont even need the plank
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>>556053451
I can hold her back
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there needs to be a canon coma/vegetable pronouns uma
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>>556053451
me on the left
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>>556054083
please be nice to retarded umas they are friends not food
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>>556054067
6 7 horse
ohio skibidi
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Which uma has the best legs?
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>>556054167
chest too big, not canon
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>>556053564
SLUTqueen
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>>556054175
Explain THIS then
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Stay gold is a shit character
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I have to say I'm really glad I got Hishi Akebono during my pursuit of Tamamo Cross. She's such a sweetheart! I also like how relatively drama-free her career is, the only sad part really was when there was concern she would have to lose weight. But then she decided she was buono as she was, so never mind.
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>>556053405
It's lonely out here...
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>>556054067
>Hey Festa, I'm bored, wanna play "bully the retard" again?
golshi is kind of a dick desu
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uma game implies the existence of uma mental asyums
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7 and I draw next uma posted X Jeffrey Epstein
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>>556054434
i don't get it
did jordan see them in her mirror and offer to do their makeup before finishing hers
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>busted a nut to goldship
>hardest nut I've had in years
Actually horrid
What happened to me?
How over is it for me?
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>>556053405
sorry but the other dancho's of was cheaper
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>>556054371
>first thing you do as her trainer is tell her to get as fat as possible
>by the end of her career her knees are in peril of completely breaking down from having to carry her body
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>>556054353
beating haru's meat
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>>556054541
thats a cow eating butter
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Eat 3 pizzas.
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>>556054434
My only problem with this pic is Golshi and Festa both look like sluts from Initial D. Face is identical.
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>>556053564
Mayano Top Cunny
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>>556054523
I don't like her at all but some pics of her... would
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>>556053986
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do they run 564 week every year
pls say yes
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>>556054595
send me 25 bucks and i'll eat 4
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yeah is that meat pic literally just saying "really this is horse meat"? what a dystopian world. I cant believe the yurops would do this
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>>556053564
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>>556054175
They make excellent trainees, lovers, wives and food or glue, in that order.
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>>556054371
I like her and her career story was pretty comfy but I get sad when she repeatedly beats Biko and Biko starts to get frustrated and lose spirit
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Digitan LOVE
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>>556054726
shes literally perfect
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>>556054849
man i wish Biko was me
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Goldship threaten to rape her trainer
Then raped him after
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>>556054726
this is what my solicitor looked like
>>556054985
why is she crying
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Am I on the right track for Capricorn or am I destined for group b finals.
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>>556054876
her VA is so beautiful too.
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>>556054961
?
The only uma I remember raping her trainer is Taishin
Scarlet is left vague but most likely not
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>>556055026
i raped her
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>>556054514
Jordan is slow and Golshi is a loony toon.
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>>556054849
i liked the part where that poser faggot who just watches cooking youtubers was trying to shit on some dad who actually cooks for his family and bono had to break it up.
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>>556054961
she's an honest uma
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>>556053713
>>556053263
My beautiful traineemommywife.
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>>556055109
nah she looks like one of those pornstar japaneses
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>>556054523
share a link to the golshi image/vid/doujin you finished to.
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I haven't jerked off to a single Umamusume.
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>>556055073
witlet
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https://youtu.be/8-bgiiTxhzM?si=uP0uoaOZeDeI-Nvx
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>>556054563
Like a lot things in the game, I do find it interesting how they incorporated what happened in real life where they tried to make Akebono lose weight but he stars not racing as well. So they let him become the horse-equivalent of a sumo wrestler and naturally he ends up winning.
Unfortunately it looks like he didn't live a long time by horse standards (16 years old) which I guess isn't surprising.
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The hardest part of Scarlet's secret career event isn't beating Vodka in every G1. It's not randomly getting shot by Taiki in the Oka Sho.
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im going to do a pull request on uma sweepybot and throttle and make it run on a server via dialup via dialer.exe to make it phone call uma game servers/packets so it plays the game through phone
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>>556053332
Mambou https://youtube.com/shorts/OJKIjRrKIXE?si=8w3irdTAAg6Z3clN
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>>556053180
>hey guys look at this fun video of music game
>no music
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>>556055341
That +5 guts is really gonna carry you
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>>556055275
I have to the Daiwa+Tachyon one
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>>556055275
Me neither honestly. I don't know why.
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I'm sad they didn't make mysoginism part of Tamacross' character. She'd be so much hotter.
She's already the most breedable uma in the game, but she'd go even higher.
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>>556055234
Ok, here you go.

There's just something so beautiful and sexy about seeing Golshi frolic around happily.
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>>556055505
Uhh... anon...? Pls be joking...
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awooga!
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i yorked to haru and feel only a small amount of shame
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>>556055362
Supposedly, they named him "Akebono" even before they knew he was gonna be fat as shit, just because he was bred in Hawaii (like Akebono). It's pretty funny how he ended up living up to his name.
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>>556055465
Sexo
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>>556055505
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>>556055830
sejun sexo
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>>556055505
newcutiebwo...
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Rewatched the 1990 Tenno Sho (Autumn) and cried again...
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>>556055508
https://youtu.be/1OAFVvgp0UM?si=6XpOlOb9vue6t-mF
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Asmongold isn't streaming today either, I already didn't play yesterday cause he didn't stream now I can't play today either
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>>556055626
>she's too tight for you to fit
>beats you to death because you're an issue somehow
yeah more breedable 4sure
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Pssst…
Autis/uma/ still has an opening for 1 anon, like (You). Want to join us? If you’re applying, make sure you have /uma/ in your bio, or you can just reply with your ID for an invite.
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>>556055883
theres a daiwa in that btw
>>556055950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBE64ONqE0E
>>556055931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBE64ONqE0E
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Strawberry cake..!
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>>556055737
she was asking for it
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>>556056032
I--ichigo keiki...?
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>>556056032
jesus christ what a hag
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>>556055275
Based.
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>Japanese humor
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>>556056273
based
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>try to do some air groove ace runs
>SLEEP DEPRIVED SLEEP DEPRIVED SLEEP DEPRIVED
>this continues for two runs in a row
wtf is this RNG
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>>556056327
this sexy dog will NOT come to me in a tenner and i will cry about it
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i think bono should have sat on this guy's face until he died
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>>556056334
rumao
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>>556056429
She gets a better rerun in 3 years anyway.
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LB1 Vodka and LB3 Eishin. Good day.
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Third time she does this shit today and doesn't finish her chain. The only SSR cards I run are her and Kita. Why.
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bono goal achieved, chanko
flamingo
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>>556056472
i'm dead in 3 years
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>>556054371
>Uma with no debilitating mental illness or extreme autism about something retarded
My giant normie wife
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>>556051885
Don't remind me... the sound post we've lost...
>>556052245
It was either missle shit posting, or random ace combat music, both quite fitting.
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>>556056273
She's almost 32
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>>556056474
Noice
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>>556056506
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>>556056704
women fall off hard after like 26
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>>556056573
Just don't die, bro.
It's that shrimple.
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>>556056436
that guy? me
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women fal off hard after like 25
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>>556056780
Matikanefukukitaru makes me want to not kill myself. I love umamusume.
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>>556056780
thanks fuku
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https://jiggie.fun/UW5G5w
https://jiggie.fun/UW5G5w
https://jiggie.fun/UW5G5w
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I want Ardan so bad, but I need to MLB Finemo during her rate up in March.
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>>556056861
Hags are in demand.
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>>556056861
You stop believing this at like, 20
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>>556056754
Japanese women fall off hard at conception. That country needs more genes
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>>556056754
I'll continue her bloodline
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any good tanuki vids
please link them
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>>556055073
Bakushin needs midgame but can get lucky. Curren could use the gold accels but has good mid game should get Pasa unique also.
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>>556057014
t. 19
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>>556057014
I think they peak at 30 and fall off late 30s.
>date a 25-30yo
>start a family at 30-35
That's my plan
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women fall hard
gravity n shit
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>>556055950
>needs a roach man for background noise
Put on a documentary or something your brain elasticity is exchausted
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>>556057257
@umagrok is this true
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https://mega.nz/folder/ZmdkDKiD#gmg3FqDm7GYAdvKLyE_BiQ

updated the folder with like 100 new images from january and an extra dolphin image by popular demand
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dialer.exe
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>>556057198
25. I’m young enough that shitty women still try to take advantage of me but old enough to know better
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2LB double jet from the free pulls today...
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>>556057392
youre old hag if were woman
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>>556057014
true
30 year old here
women fall off hard at like 15
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>>556057247
please do not attempt to reproduce past the age of 35. it's bad for everyone involved.
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>>556056739
the strongest
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>>556057340
Simulations suggest so
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>>556057518
Autism is the next stage in human evolution
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>>556057518
ill kill you
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Any build recommendations for this CM? Trying to train Akebono but it's hard to get decent stats
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so how many hot spring tickets have you guys won so far in this fake event? i'm at one.
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>>556057665
random accels first the rest nowhrer
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thread is hanging extremely loose right now
anything goes as it were
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>>556057358
>bro posted his discord uma folder
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>>556057712
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>>556057518
My mother had me past her 30s and I turned out okayish
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>>556057764
sorry I've had more alcohol tonight than in months
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>>556057810
It's just complications for the women. (You) wouldn't have increased defects from it
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>>556057764
i like shitposting
not like something else would help me making better parents and aces
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>>556057595
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>>556057518
More like if you're in your late 40s pushing 50. Women don't seem to have the same problem because biology takes care of it itself
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>>556056109
It's the duty of a father to raise his daughter into a woman afterall
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>>556057925
See, even anon agrees!
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>okayish
>4chin gambling gacha realm
does he know?
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>>556058057
6 7
6 76 76 76 76 7 6
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Who's your favorite uma VA?
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>>556057810
>and I turned out okayish
The fact you are posting here is proof that this is not the case.
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>>556058138
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>>556058190
posting on 4chin is fine and not proof of tism.
posting in a gacha general on /vg/ is though.
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>>556058132
My mom had me in her early 20s, and I still ended up in the same place. Life is just weird.
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>>556057665
speed and wit. turbo sprint and/or rushing gale.
if you have a 0lb teio/bakushin, and no MLB finemo, run that alongside kitasan black, your best speed SR, your two favorite wit cards, and a borrowed finemo.
this will give you better stats than MLB bakushin and four wit SRs.
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>>556057809
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>>556058312
>My mom
bad news...
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>>556058358
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>>556058138
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What's the build for Front Runner Bakushin look like?
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hmmm it's another burgers therapy session
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>>556058138
fuku's VA is god tier
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https://youtu.be/iIpfWORQWhU?si=3BFE5OJRpr-fcKeG

5 guts helped
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>>556055830
>insist Seiun Sky should practice
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>>556058639
I would bea tyou in a wrestling match
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>>556058138
Bakushin
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>>556058624
for cm9 same as any front build just don't take A&S and get taking the lead and a groundwork combo. Not recommended tho
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Honse pussy reigns supreme
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The problem now that Fuku came out is that I can't really find enough skills to use all my points on
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>>556056032
>>556056704
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Even my therapist plays Umamasume and watches anime. Make of that what you will.
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>>556058816
shouldve worn tighter or smaller shorts and tights
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I just got a Gold Ship R card. Is that pretty good? Should I sell my account? What do you think I could get for it?
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>>556058903
There are people at X who have to learn what 6 7 is
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>>556058459
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>>556058934
Unironically usable for parent runs
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>>556055967
Do you not fucking know what mysoginy means you retard.
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Japanese women dont become hot until turn 53 (mental Asians)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWWwM2wwMww&list=RDIWWwM2wwMww
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There is no joy more petty than beating some nerd with @VF in their name in a scrim
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>>556059013
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pussy sex
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>>556059185
I support your joy but here is something that will make you happier in the long run: don't let troons live rent free in your head.
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>>556054739
It's because there was a scandal a few years back where horse meat was being as I think either beef or venison.
I've eaten horse meat, plenty of people ij Europe have, but you can't let people get away with deceptive marketing like that.
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*coughs blood*
My turf S...
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>>556059185
>>556059536
whatever, move on
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>>556059185
why do they even do that, is their brown dalit blood calling for caste designation
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>>556059536
swhaty like the way I got my balls out
I be getting money while my balls out
you talking cash dawg I got my balls out
shwaty loves the way that my balls out
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>>556053049
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinen
sniffing Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after she wins the Triple Crown
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>>556059591
>PACE CHASER skills
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>>556059574
Was being sold labeled as that, in meant.
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just lost to this in a scrim (Daring Strike and Ignited Spirit SPD off screen)
what the fuck man it's literally over
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>>556059615
It's a gamer thing for teens. If you played online games as a teen and you were a cancerous fuck, you did it.
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Drunk rn and almost made a really cringe post in club chat about how much I fucking love my bwos luckily the club filter caught it before I made a fool of myself
I still love you guys
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>>556059805
I love you too
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>>556059686
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>>556059805
drunk rn and I got my balls out
I be making really cringe 4posts with my balls out
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>>556059738
>lost to S+
Yeah no shit. Daring strike takes Taishin and gives her Golshi tier closing danger.
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>>556059591
gee bakushin why does torena let you have three exclamation mark skills
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i goon to pretty derby
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>>556059615
Clan tags
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Did the latest chinkslop game flop? The thread quality seems to be back to normal (dogshit).
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>>556059850
>witcuck
bricked
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>>556059861
>I be making really cringe 4posts with my balls out
I do that sober
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>>556059738
deck?
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>>556059591
Nice midrace and NSM bwo
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>>556059805
last week i made a really cringe poste in club chat about how much i fucking love my bwos, club filter approved it and everyone just ignored me
and i wasn't even drunk or anything just wanted to spread some joy...
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>>556059805
Love you too bwo
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>>556059686
The only good front in Sprints (for now) is Falco
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>>556059738
I think I know which Mummy Creek they used as borrow
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>>556059239
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Why doesn't Suzuka just accelerate at full speed from the beginning and leave everyone behind
it's only 1200 meters
is she fucking retarded
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>>556060013
basd
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>>556060143
>not making sprint/front Pasa
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>>556059738
It's sprint. I'm sure the same guy has lost to random junk
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>>556060161
i dont get it
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>>556060258
that would be canon
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>>556059176
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>>556059805
Love you too bwo full homo
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>>556059040
Its misogyny you fucking idiot
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>>556060278
>mutating aptitudes below E
shan't be doing that sweepy
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>>556060404
And then she breaks her leg?
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>>556059805
kill yourself
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>>556060516
Unrestrained doesnt work properly in sprint cm, she basically does that.
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>>556059805
My club only posts cringe messages
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>>556060161
a very luna thing to happen
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>>556060516
kill yourself
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And then he said "fanslaves are people"
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Danchodes aren't people either
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>>556060534
why would you say that
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>>556059937
I haven't fapped to anything but Rice Shower for the past 4 months. I want to be free again.
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When is cygames releasing their official sweepy mode, I'm tired boss...
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>>556060825
Auto mode doesn't get many fans...
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>>556060806
rice is too good
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>>556060806
More like semen shower
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>>556060825
Uma as an idle game is a weird thought.
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>>556059757
fuck man now i want to play old mmorpgs
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>>556060825
Believe in the 1st anni huge QoL with spark reroll and super skip
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It's very funny watching my Dober charge past a bunch of dead pacers with all of her mid race spead skills only for her to end up in 5th and immediatly proccing red shift (and her ult), killing any chance she had of winning the race

>>556060751
>>556060931
I love these Eishin Flash images, keep them coming
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>>556060806
pretty casual desu
I masturbated exclusively to an anime character for 5 years straight
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>>556061001
I basically treat is as an active idle game. I mainly play while doing other things.
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>>556061182
mambo!
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>>556061001
Uma is basically an idle game without auto play upgrades. Does anyone even focus on the game instead of playing it on the side while watching anime/youtube or playing an actual game?
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Does wit genuinely make your uma smarter?
I keep noticing my extra smart wedding groove aggressively pulling in front of opponents on the final straight, and then deliberately moving from side to side to continue blocking them.
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thats a lot of cope to just say "I wish I had the gonadahoonis to use a bot"
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>>556061317
I don't have a powerful enough phone or pc to do that
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>>556061317
New players, because it's a deep enough game to be conventionally fun for a while. But yeah then you get used to it and it becomes routine drudgery
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Danchous don't read this post

So if I fail the first Fuku event I'm supposed to give up and quit the run, right?
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She would be turning 6yo today...
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>>556061412
i wish i knew what is python and how to use something without an exe
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>>556061182
mambo!!!!!!
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>>556061502
finish the career
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>>556061317
I only focus on uma when I'm doing CM training otherwise I'm always doing other things
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>>556061512
sexo suzuka
>>556061530
dont know what that means but you can just read the sourcecode, or use ghidra
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>>556061608
>suzuka
Dacchi...
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That one imas song
I fucking hate Mio
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>>556060516
Funny that Suzuka became the cripple queen when she only broke it once and died while Teio got the cripple crown.
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>>556061126
Anon if you know you're extremley autistic you shouldn't use yourself as a measuring stick
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>>556061608
>read the sourcecode, or use ghidra
what
i mean i look at that sweepyshit and it's basically inscribing unknown runes on a rock and then magic happens, nah give me the scroll or i'm growing my crops the old way
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It was one @ and four O.
Guess which one was the double circle.
I hate unity cup. I hate Tazuna.
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>>556061718
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>>556061770
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>>556061843
the scroll is the sourcecode
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>>556061951
I don't know why, maybe because I don't like im@s other than the porn but whenever I see this I can only think about the ending of wataten instead of the actual song
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https://files.catbox.moe/jy1b5s.mp4
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>>556061843
>inscribing unknown runes on a rock and then magic happens
Sweepy is a Magical Girl afterall
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>>556062025
Somebody who needs to just double-click an exe file obviously isn't going to benefit from looking at source code. It seems like anon is asking for a handholding tutorial.
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>>556061904
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>>556062025
you are the reason why we don't like wizards here
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harder than a bitch
uma pour up! I need some more drink
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>>556061843
ANON, WATCH OUT, THE SOURCE CODE HAS A BOMB(dox) INSIDE!
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>>556061770
I wish webms had sound
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what uma should a futa Goldship fuck?
asking for research purposes
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>>556061317
Shadowverse+uma is a good combination. The sweaty tryhards in Shadowba always take forever to finish their turns. That's when I can do a few turns in uma.
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>>556061401
Yes
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>>556057665
2 speed 4 wit on speed bonus umas
3 speed 3 wit on non speed bonus umas
all accels are caca popoo gamba this cm so pick whatever
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DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC

IN A YOUNG GIRL'S HEART
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>>556062268
Ulala
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>>556062236
im not a programmer btw im the vb script anon tho
didnt post about vbscript a few times now today because it would be OT hehe
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>>556062268
Biwa Hayahide. Don't go with a generic choice like McQueen.
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>>556062201
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>>556062179
Ok this gave me an erection
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>>556062253
anyon...
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>>556059805
i HATE YOU!!!
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>>556062290
Kita+BAKUSHIN is enough to cap speed fairly consistently even on a +0% speed growth uma, just remember to prioritize speed training
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>>556062502
but my wits suck i NEED fine motion
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Hows it feel knowing your favorite uma is FUCKING DEAD IRL?
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>update sweepy to try out the new fancy shit
>consistently breaks in summers
love it
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Honse?
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>>556062380
what about Urara or Special week?
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>>556062406
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>game brute force killed my Creek parent run with 7 mood downs and a 2% fail training when under the weather
Alright I’m a little mad
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>>556062654
Hmmmmmnyo Kita+Bakushin+four of you best SR Wit cards ought to be enough for anybody
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is it true that SFV doesnt work on this track unless you're Late? What about Taiki herself?
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>>556062750
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>>556062720
We don't welcome your kind here.
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>>556062728
Special Week is fine. Urara would probably be bad.
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I love Curren Chan. I seriously fucking love her.
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>>556062878
SLUT
GIVE BIRTH TO MY CHILDREN
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>>556062706
>your favorite uma is FUCKING DEAD
just a glimpse into my dark reality....
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>>556062971
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>>556060423
>>556059176
mommy
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>>556062290
You pick all of them so you have the best odds of one of them working.
That's the CM. Get 1200 speed and wit sprint S and take literally 7 accel skills on every runner and if one instapops you win. If you have 21 1/10 chances to win, you have an 89% chance to win.
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>>556055830
this is a better gaslighting image
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>>556062706
Scarlet is alive and well
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>>556063125
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>>556062962
>What about Taiki herself?
nope, needs delayed activation
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Good night friends!!!
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>>556062962
Street Fighter Five
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>>556063197
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Anybody else not suicidal but wouldn't complain if he got ran over by a car and died instantly either
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"Don't run extra races in Unity" the 2100 skill points motherfuckers say while my ass runs 10+ extra races and can only hit the 1700 tops.
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>>556063369
Goodnight fren!!
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why does SR guts ayabe power creep the power SSR?
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>>556063467
guts training is not a meme
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>>556063347
SEKAI
no...
UCHUU ICHI
KAWAII
CURREN CHAN
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>>556063467
more race bonus, slots very well into the guts deck. We already have 2 f2p options for 15% rb on power cards too with sunday and nishino flower, so there's really no reason to ever use the vega power card
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>>556062706
Doto...
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>>556063409
no shit you wouldnt complain faggot you would be dead instantly. that's just everyone who isn't suicidal.
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>>556063409
That's like a dream come true
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>>556063504
Not even being a Yes fan can make me like Mayano Top Gun.
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>>556063005
sounds like a (you) problem
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>>556063409
I refuse to be killed by someone else's mistake
it must be my own doing
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>>556063568
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>>556063409
Nah, I’m suicidal, just need a bit of an extra push
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>>556063593
is the only reason to even use it for daring strike then?
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Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
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>>556063678
I think you should be showing off the PS3 game instead
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>suicide discourse ramps up faster than posts about the game
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make debuuut
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>>556063804
yeah, pretty much
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>>556063409
Pretty much. I'd do it myself, but I'm too scared of the pain or failing and being a cripple for life like Teio, so I'll just keep going and see what happens.
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>>556062706
>died: April 13, 2020
Coof got taishin
He had a great innings
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>>556063937
Everyone got bad or mediocre rolls for their free pulls today, so it can only be expected.
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>>556063915
enemy team realized he isnt a threat and ignored him
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>>556063972
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>>556062706
w-wha
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>>556062706
skill issue
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>>556064184
Hey. Like I said before, I got a Gold Ship R card. Don't look down on me.
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>>556063716
she is adorable every day of the week
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>>556064184
I got my 2nd free Fuku.
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>>556063406
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>>>>Big Sis
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>>556064395
>Big Sis
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I did a captcha
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>>556063341
why does scarlet not seem to get news/pictures of how she's doing currently like other retired horses? like dober, golshi, or cheval
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>>556062268
Jordan.
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>>556064395
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>>556064358
I’d never look down on you, R GoldShip haver.
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>>556064529
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Has anyone maxed out Fuku and how much did you spend
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My trainee found out my home address somehow…
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People that claim this is the Bakushin cm are wrong, it's finally time for the #1 uma musume to shine
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>>556064487
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>>556064609
I have. Spent 60k because I'm retarded. Don't do it.
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>>556064664
This CM is ruined
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>>556064578
This is one of the obvious choices and should be avoided.
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>>556064694
well it could be worse
you could have spent 60k and not maxed her out
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>>556064578
literally who?
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The fuck is this shit. I will be glad when I can retire her ass in MANT
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>>556064604
:)
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>longslop is tiring to train
>lots of requirements
>need to hit S
>need to get all the accels
>gold recoveries
>NSM

>sprint is boring to train
>very easy to train
>only need to get all the skills and let RNG do all the work
>witmaxxing

GIVE ME MILE CMS
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>>556064609
I am at 2LB after 200 pulls and have not done the exchange yet. I am waiting on freebies to be done before blowing the rest of my load to MLB.
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I love you /uma/
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>>556063915
Sure, I can do that
I just want to finish (reach the end of 2025) on my WP save before the 2026 version comes out
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Mejiro Dober dominates the race
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2 hot spring tickets with Air Groove today
I feel blessed
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>>556063442
Bwo don't remind me of DB Daima please
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>>556064952
thats not rumpel...
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>>556064795
YOU THOUGHT
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>>556064684
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>>556064395
>big sis
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>>556064940
s-shut up...
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>>556065146
the boyfriend shirt theory would improve her for me a lot, sadly i still dont care much for her besides that
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TO THE MUMMY CREEK SPRINT*9 BLUE*8 OWNER I WAS FOLLOWNG THAT REMOVED HER FROM SHARING OR REMOVED ME FROM FOLLOWING
FUCK YOU
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>>556065069
does using throne lock you out of rudolf, teio and tsuyoshi as solo cards/umas?
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>>556065035
Why? It's good, probably the best of the franchise.
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>>556064940
Prove it
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I wish girls were real
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>>556064587
Damn Maruzensky, so this is the power of 17's.
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post them
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>>556065069
you will use that shit for maybe a week lol
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why no one have drawn futa Stay Gold
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>>556064694
why nyot...
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>>556065387
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>>556065247
>the boyfriend shirt theory
qrd?
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>>556065161
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>>556064940
You love *me*?
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>>556065043
He heard you talking
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>>556062706
>McQueen passed away on his birthday
Damn.
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>>556065320
It looked good but the story was completely shit and retarded, even worse than super. After that I don't even want to engage with this franchise especially with the remake
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>>556065540
you are replying to bait
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>>556065567
ITS OUR BOY, THE LEGEND, THE KING OF GERMANY!
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>>556065567
masturbation early but long
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i have so many sparks kek
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>>556062706
It was tragic but I've known for a while now.
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I _HATE_ my /uma/dacchi.
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>>556062706
goldship is not only still alive but getting his nuts drained on a regular basis and living like a king
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>>556065551
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>>556065749
stop hiding that 1* wit anon
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>>556064664
WRONG
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>>556065749
What do you do with an Uma like that but with 1 blue, red and green sparks
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>>556065805
yeah, by me
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Teio!
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>>556065416
Le Fishe (A+) is NOT recruiting club members this month.
Everyone got to their quotas in time.
Thank you for your patience and cooperation.
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>>556065562
I really love Tickezo. Part of the reason I'm bouncing between class 5 and 6 is that I don't want to take my Mile S Capricon Tickezo off my TT team...
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>>556065784
Tickezo wouldn't say this.
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>>556065831
>>556065870
It's worse, it's a Maruzensky. I should start doing 40-race parent runs
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>>556064940
That it in your mouth and say it again.
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>>556065917
Didn't mean to quote.
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golshi smelly sweaty stockings
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>>556064554
A number one racehorse is above such things.
Someone could convince her to be number one at social media, but that's not really a laudable goal.
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>>556065917
>everyone got to their quota
purge the bottom 5 immediately my nigger danchou
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>>556062706
I've accepted mortality a while ago, and I'm not one to travel so I'm indifferent
But finding out these funny animals with cute names die is a bummer for a while
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Was Jordan stupid irl or something
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>>556066184
no he was the GOAT
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I'm all ears
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>>556064554
Something to do with the horse owners, most likely. We know what Doto is doing at almost every waking moment but Scarlet is basically non-existent beyond "she's alive".
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>>556065917
Now raise the quota... Become the chosen S club now that /uma/club has ascended to S+
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>>556066242
>hates irl golshi
Sounds like a top tier horse
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>>556066242
she
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>>556065604
>>556065540
The actual theory came from an artist that drew stego and her trainer sharing the same shirts, because in one of her dialogues she asks if you want to share shirts, taking in consideration her casual outfit has an oversize shirt it kinda makes sense
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>>556065447
summer maru pushes her boobs up in the Race section and it's very noticeable hehe
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>>556066309
..Scarlet is still alive??
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>>556064554
They swapped her out
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>>556066184
all that really matches with her IRL is the nail/hoof condition
I guess the dumb gyaru bit just flowed on to justify caring about her nails
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>>556065917
what's the usual quota?
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>>556066435
>summer maru was the last true sexo outfit
Fuck you cygays, fuck you race owners
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Sprint Jordan is hard to train
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>>556066470
Yep, which is kinda proving my point lol, you never hear anything about her but she is in fact still with us.
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>>556065870
You use her as a grand grandparent to loop sparks.
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>>556066184
No. Cygames just decided to make her retarded, as a joke.
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>>556066509
Only for neurotypicals. Real fanatics like me find normal outfits more attractive than just a skimpy bikini.
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fuku looks a little blue in today's free pulls
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>>556066760
actualyl thats twint urbo
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>>556066689
Personally I have yet to see an umamusume outfit that's sexier than Winning Ticket's.
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Who does this appeal to
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>>556066827
I don't believe you
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>>556066435
i was looking at formula R Maru's outfits and now both my Maru's are in swimsuits no matter what. i hate it.
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>>556066689
Bro, this is an anonymous forum, no one's gonna upvote your normie ass manlet take
>>556066847
See? At least this guy admits he's a faggot
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>>556065447
Doto is all I need.
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>>556066863
no im not lying its true if you tap on the card it will say "uma musume twin turbo" if it was fuku it would say "matchitankefurikaku" but it wont say that
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>>556066856
Probably about 90% of people
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>>556066847
Using Sexo Ticket is cheating...
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>>556066309
iirc the owners of the farm she is at also doesnt allow for visitors
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>>556064554
I've wondered this too. I'm getting more media posts about Nakayama Festa than other retired honses. There's also Tsuyoshi who's completely forgotten
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>>556066184
nyo
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>>556066628
I thought white sparks buffed the current uma only, do they also get passed on to the next generation? How's that work?
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i put @uma at the end of my nametag because i love you all :)
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>>556066689
Tamamo's casual outfit does it for me just because of the shoulder + collarbone and the baggy shirt makes me want to pick her up or put my hands under it and feel her tummy
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>>556061317
I tuned out doing a parent run twice and both times forgot to do shit like Victoria Mile. Glad for the agenda to help with that, so that's still passive, but I do focus when making TT and CM umas.
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>>556063409
I'll glue myself once I get too old to provide and take care of myself. Real racers retire by dying.
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>>556066996
why did they have to give this retard such fat tits?
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>>556067108
Well now we have to have sex
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>>556066075
>golshi
>stockings
not canon.
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>>556067032
NAKADASHI IS ALIVE???? I thought she was one of the old gen that fucking died a decade ago
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>>556065447
icchaku ni nachau yo
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>>556067160
>why did they give this girl huge tits
god youre SO FUCKING GAY
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i'll take the bullet for everyone and build a dirt oonige to cuck all the front runners
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>>556067074
Well that's silly
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>>556067074
>a total of 17 jockeys rode him (8 of them were foreign jockeys)
wow she really got passed around huh? I guess that explains the gyaru thing.
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>>556067017
That'd do it, if people can't even see her then there's gonna be significantly less news about her.
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>>556066509
>he can't conceptualise the apple
I am sorry anon
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>>556067160
I guess they noticed that she was about 98% perfect so they thought they might as well fill in that last 2%.
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>>556066856
me
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>>556066309
these posts are the only reason i know scarlet is still alive actually. i figured the last remaining umas were golshi, doto and kitasan.
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I love Rice
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>>556067196
Yeppers
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>>556067160
>this retard
Hidoi...
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>>556067196
Anon...
Nakayama Festa was born in 2006
He retired from being a stud after 2023 iirc
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>>556066856
I usually like flatties but all my fave umas are massive
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>>556067160
Cry about it. That's what she would do.
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Whoever gave Ryan and Tickezo fat fucking tits and the ugliest designs in all the franchise needs a summary execution
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>>556066856
Straight people
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>Tickezo
>ugly
holy homosexual
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>>556066856
Big titty haters.
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I think this is Daiwa latest pic from a few weeks ago
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>>556067570
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>>556067504
dont say that...
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Since we're being honest, prone bone Taishin and nibble on her ears
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>>556067196
Rumor has it if you go to the unused corner building at Big Red farm and knock twice you can find Nakayama Festa sitting at a mahjong table glaring at anyone who takes more than 2 seconds on their turn
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>>556065820
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>>556067659
Curren too, they are at the same farm
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Would you deem this deck too "greedy" for building Falco in the dirt CM? The Helios SSR has some really nice skills for Mile and Fronts but i worry about consistency along with reaching 600 stam without Riko. I use Pasa and Seiun parents
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>>556067665
kek that would make me go for a second round
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>>556067734
>mahjong
can we get a room going?
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>>556067865
Huh the whore's still alive? I'm learning new things everyday
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>>556067734
Suzuka wouldn't be found in a seedy old Mahjong parlor that smells of smoke gambling her former trainer's (who supports her out of guilt for what happened behind the zelkova tree) money away.

...would she?
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>>556066856
Literally a man.
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>>556067421
She will always be the retard uma to me because her mood up with +5 to all stats event is just her having a stroke
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>>556067934
Make fun of the character but not the real horse
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I only know how to build medium and longslop, what other umas should I invest in for capricorn? I already have a solid wedding air groove I'll use
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>>556065447
I am going mad because I am missing 2 Fuku lobby interactions even after I had her on random for a week
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>>556067980
>want to make shitpost refuting
>can't
I mean, it's not untrue...
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>>556068041
It's more like a nickname now
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Physically, I'm here. Mentally, I'm flooding Tamamo Cross repeatedly without pulling out.
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>>556068041
what the fuck is a """horse"""
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All the male irl umas are futas btw
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>>556067659
I want a girl with ears like that.
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>>556068140
this but Jordan
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>>556068174
Balls or no balls? This is important.
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>>556067659
>>556067865
They eatin snow lmao
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UMADash has 1(ONE) spot available! Join NOW!
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>>556068174
>most umas have fat cocks
kinda based desu
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>>556067196
Alive and well
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>>556068298
Futas by definition have no balls
If they have those they aren't futas, they're traps, shemales or hermaphrodites
t. guy who had to learn the tags to whitelist
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>second card free pull
>get SSR
>on banner Fuku, first copy, neat
>last SR on the roll is Stinko Windy
>2LB now, hell yeah
Glad to have my priorities lmao. NTR and Ayabe guts will definitely go similarly.
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>>556068140
>Tamamo's evil powers have allowed her to mindcontrol a poor innocent torena without his consent
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Why are there so many Spic Spica Toreina memes?
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>>556068298
Balls
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>>556065447
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>>556068498
Mexican like hors
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https://jiggie.fun/JL_2x6
https://jiggie.fun/JL_2x6
https://jiggie.fun/JL_2x6
https://jiggie.fun/JL_2x6
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>>556068498
They redraw stuff a lot, and I guess it’s easier to work from an existing model than to make a new one
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>>556068425
That's not how people use the tags on any site I visit. The terms all slop together chaotically.
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>>556065447
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>>556067869
Is it Chukyo 1800m? Unrestrained would work on that course, at which point you should borrow gacha suzuka instead. You can easily hit 600 stam with 9 sparks and a power card.
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>>556068621
Would Cafe really drink instant coffee?
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>>556068941
nyo
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>>556067869
>in the dirt CM
>but i worry about consistency
nigga we aren't even at the sprint CM you have time to test for yourself
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>bretty good junior year
>3 orange friendship
>get 2 rainbows on speed with riko
>training fail
>get another one
>training fail
>followed by a mood down event
I just felt my mood plummet in real time
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>>556067665
Semen Stakes
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twintail boy sex
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Am I not paying attention or is Super Creek’s story that she is literally going to die of depression if she doesn’t get to give some kid headpats?
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Realistically, when can we expect the return of cinderella gray? Early 2027?
I need more Super Creek.
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do we get the pay2win taiki shuttle selector before CM10?
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>>556067869
You will have to rebuild her in MANT for finals.
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>>556069212
I don't think it has to be a kid
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>>556069250
1.5 or 2 years
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>>556069212
She's basically addicted to being a mommy.
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>>556069250
I enjoy Cinderella Gray, such as it is, but not nearly as much as Pretty Derby. I hope we get Season 4.
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>>556069269
probably right before finals as usual
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>>556068432
I consented.
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>>556069212
she just wants to babysit someone and most of the time it's you cause you happen to be there
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>>556069489
NICE NATURES
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So glad slots filled up so quickly
Now I can dedicate myself to doing some runs without cheating with double TP on
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>>556069489
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>>556069489
You may have shown too much, Neecha.
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>>556068941
not her first choice but yeah
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king halo has a first rate _____
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>>556069206
EVERYTHING she does is super cute
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>>556067865
cute hors
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>>556069489
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>>556069489
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>>556069489
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>>556069250
Should we tell him?
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I don’t know what happened but in the past 3 days I got obsessed with doing Ura parent runs I hope Danchou is happy
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>>556069212
yeah

you're not gonna let her die, are you?
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>>556069679
EVERYTHING
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>>556069734
WITH ME
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>>556068107
I've realized just how few unique 3 stars I've pulled with my starting account pulls, one trainee banner spark and free pulls. I got like four of the fucking alts for 2 stars and like 2 or 3 others nothing else.
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>>556069679
caboose
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>>556069818
It's only day 2, don't burn out and let him kick you in the middle of the month
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>>556069692
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>>556069212
Super Creek's whole self worth comes from being able to baby someone (you).
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Human sex
>b-but-
Human
sex
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>>556070156
>human
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Thank you based SR guaranteed make debut ticket.
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>>556070063
Gonna miss her...
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>>556068389
A+?
I'll be on cooldown though
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https://poal.me/it1pk2
https://poal.me/it1pk2
https://poal.me/it1pk2
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>>556070268
explode
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>>556070156
Anon...
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>>556069489
I need Natie milkies
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>>556069818
I got into it after being sick of Unity rng. Unity is just Finale with another layer of rng on top and consequently even swingier runs.
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>>556070156
Something feels off with this picture.
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>>556070156
Sex with ningens is NOT okay.
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>>556067823
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>>556070459
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>>556070156
Can i have a JPfag give me a QRD on the food scenario.
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>>556070352
Unity parent runs are actually easier than URA, just choose middle every time to intentionally fail the final race. No URA spark though.
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>>556069679
laundry bin. SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>556069464
S3 ends with Kita looking at the campus and seeing nothing but NPC umas to later leave with the rest of the cast, the last scene being her rubik's cube on a table and an open window
it's clearly symbolizing that everyone moved on from tracen and they were about to graduate too, ending the A-1/Kai storyline. hope you like shonen shit like the movie or CG because that's the only thing they are interested in
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you gay faggot what the fuck does this even mean???
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>>556070775
>outing yourself as a botter
grim
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>>556069489
Thats a nice nipple
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>>556069679
Body
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>>556070815
Incorrect, that's a Nice Nature
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>>556070810
how new are you to this thread, /v/tard?
quarter of the thread bots, not to mention the (mambo) clubs
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>>556069489
>it's still there
Janny has good taste letting Nature and Curren stay yet instantly deleting Ryan
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>>556070938
been in since july, faggot
not everyone is as jaded as you
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>>556070775
bodge hehe
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>>556070754
>hope you like shonen shit like the movie or CG because that's the only thing they are interested in
But... my cute uma slice of life plus sports drama hijinks...
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>>556067869
Isnt dirt CM in MANT? Youre making obsolete umas.
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>>556070775
Oh there's a new pull request by hakurakudev too, looks neat
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>>556070775
bodge
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>>556069489
I deserve a slow nursing handjob from a blushing, flustered Natie
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>>556069679
Computer-simulated dress
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>>556069212
Her story is that she thinks it's her job to take all of the responsibility in the uma x trainer partnership in order to avoid letting you down, which only causes her immense stress (Under the Weather). (You) are there to teach her that it's okay to rely on you
And also that she will die of depression if you don't let her baby you.
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>>556070775
new screencap method was shittiing itself randomly. A bodge is a temporary bandaid fix
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>>556071142
Just saw it myself, and yes. At least partly that thing should be integrated, if not fully.
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>>556071134
Yes, they should just be making parents
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>>556071134
You still need something to qualify for group A/finals, it'll probably be like the 19? hour window we had to make aoharu aces for finals
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>>556070775
Despite the constant negative press bodge
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>>556070635

>>556070660
Grow vegetables and order food materials to prepare dishes, every 6 months you have to participate in a cooking contest to satisfy clients, you unlock different recipes in the Junior, Classic and Senior years, each dish has different buffs that apply to the whole year, higher client satisfaction gives better buffs, facilities level up like URA so leveling speed early + a food recipe that gives permanent +80% TE will make you cap 1700 speed fast, scenario pals give different skills and more stockpile of food when starting a career
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>>556071243
>new screencap method was shittiing itself randomly
So it wasn't just me, good. Thing keeps randomly killing itself on summer's, but I kinda figured it's my broken preset or something.
>A bodge is a temporary bandaid fix
Ah, I see. Thanks!
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You lads gonna be getting the GOAT end closer wit card down the line? How do lates fare in JP?
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>>556071360
so it's just unity cup but food
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>>556069679
anus, it contracts every time I move, looking like a second reproductive opening.
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>>556071445
I'm conflicted, because she's close to both the FM/SMaru and the Ramonu banner.
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>>556071360

>>556071464
>Uniti Cup
It's called Aoharu Hai, but yes. Every new scenario is something you do on the side while running your trainee G1 goals and URA finals.
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>>556071445
>the GOAT end closer wit card
But I already have Air Shakur (3LB)?
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Will you fag ever ""fix"" this tier shit that was left behind by the last retard, or at least remove it to stop potentially confusing people? The fact that "Unique" has jack and shit in it is odd as well.
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>>556071545
POST THE VIDEO NOW
YOU KNOW THE ONE
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>>556071134
climax started february 24 and CM10 ran from february 18 to 23 in JP
with the acceleration fuckery, the new scenario will most likely be released during interlude like Aoharu was
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>>556071564
>>556071657
Idk, that gold is so good for ends. Imagine if your Taishin was actually a Golshi.
What is the JP meta, is it front centered or ends can compete?
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>>556071653
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>>556071445
>speed bonus 1
>wit bonus 2
>5 race 15 fan
hory fuck that looks like a fun card, just like CB!
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>>556071710
I actually don't
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>>556071445
yeah but with the creek rerun so either way I'm getting something good
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>>556071813
>What is the JP meta, is it front centered or ends can compete?
pace shits on every other strategy so hard it's not even funny
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>>556071813
>Imagine if your Taishin
I don't have Taishin.
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>>556071662
No
Filtering shit doesn't work either so you gotta type shit like (pace
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>>556071924
>pace shits on every other strategy so hard it's not even funny
But why?
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>>556071832
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>>556071564
your stash bwo?
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>>556071992
>No
At least remove the drop down menus then, they're pretty damn worthless as they are currently.
>Filtering shit doesn't work either
You mean the length/position stuff? That seems to work fine, otherwise yeah, I've been typing shit out for a while now.
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Uma uma umya unya
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Do (You) want to join Autis/uma/?
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The Sweepycode is promised to the Tachyonfag's kofi link 3000 years ago
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>>556071882
That's a good thing
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>>556072149
Decent shape, but I was considering on pulling on both the Mega banner and VBourbon.
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>>556072228
No, but thank you for asking, pretty horsegirl
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>>556072228
Maybe you should post club placement instead.
>>556072294
UwU what is this?
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https://jiggie.fun/JL_2x6
https://jiggie.fun/JL_2x6
https://jiggie.fun/JL_2x6

jiggie is back up
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>>556072228
no
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>>556072134
meta in jp is cyclical, whichever strategy gets the newest shiniest toy is the strongest until a new shiny toy for a different strategy comes out.
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>>556072376
You mean

THIS club placement?
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>>556072228
Is it A+?
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>>556072134
billion skills, both white and golds, and all the top tier umas in every distance are pace with one front or end. take a look yourself.
https://gamewith.jp/uma-musume/article/show/258347
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i get a free kawkami princess at 70k
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Is game8 a good resource for CMs?
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NICE
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>>556072228
I would but I'm already in another club. Will be cheering on you guys tho
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>>556072484
It is indeed. See
>>556072481
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>>556072602
dozo~
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based
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>>556072228
If danchou didn't have me chained to a radiatior I'd consider joining you guys
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>>556072690
LET'S GOOOOOOOO
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>>556072602
die
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My club does uma drawings together.
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>>556072602
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>>556072690
I adore this part
>>556072602
Fucking END YOURSELF
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>>556072865
That’s actually really awesome
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>>556069489
Impregnating Nature to suckle her lactating nipples
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>>556072690
>/uma/devs working together to help /uma/
Best thing to happen with the botting arc
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>>556073000
good point and well said
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>>556053564
Iinchou would NEVER
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>>556072602
Congrats
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>>556070754
>rubik's cube on a table in front of an open window

rip goldship... it's fucking over...
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>>556072646
I think my danchou won't kick me so can you wait 24h?
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A new filly joins the stable, the debut is planned for September (current month is January)
Seems like a perfect girl for Rumpel
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>>556053564
McQueen obviously
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Pulled another Fuku-chan SSR from the free pulls. At this rate I might have to spark. One more would clinch it.
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>>556073152
Sure. Do you have an ID so I can invite you?
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>>556073000
Ch-checked?
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>>556073204
same. i'm at lb2, if i get another from the free pulls im definitely sparking. i wonder if this card is even good?
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>>556072690
My pull request got merged so fast there's no way he reviewed it well, next time I'll sneak in a discord webhook
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What is her career like? Is it just about how much she likes Vodka?
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>850k parent run
>1050k fan run
mmmmmmmmmm that's 200k less fans
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>>556073000
checked and based
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>>556073334
Maybe not specifically that, but do something silly anyway, just to proof your theory right.
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>>556073212
286908710217
See you soon.
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>>556073363
gayest horse in the game, rivalling even helios
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checkd and suckd
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>>556073363
Unreleased.
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>>556073000
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>>556073307
You get a higher score for sure because you're padding useless stats for score. But you'll most likely miss a good chunk of speed/power as a result. Highrolling isn't an argument either because that could apply to a fukuless run too.
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>>556073363
not playable yet
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>>556073557
Sent. Welcome.
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>>556073419
Helio's naked ear is so erotic...
I wanna lick and kiss it while whispering _____67_____ to her.
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when does tosen jordan fuck her trainer?
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Is SPD Fuku card even useful at all at LB0? Or might as well just use mlb halo or sweepy?
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>>556073947
When its not you
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>>556073947
a few years after graduation, if at all (depends on how you play the career)
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>>556073994
once you take her out to mcdonalds a few times
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>>556060472
fuck off she's my sogyny not your sogyny
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>>556073947
Tosen Jordan’s career doesn’t have the most explicit for (you) elements, so I wouldn’t play it for that. It’s just a good story
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>>556072137
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>>556072134
They get good skills in the future
Big reason why Paces struggle right now is because they barely have anything on par with the rest
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>>556072319
yeah you'll have to skip one of those
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>>556073947
fanfiction
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>>556067265
Yup, eanwhile Curren is faithful to IKZE
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>>556073994
general rule with ssr cards, is that none of them are useable at 0LB, unless it's just the events you want
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>>556073947
She sees you as her tard wrangler and nothing more
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>>556073032
It's pretty amusing to see, even more so when people start going "I HATE BOTTING" yet they use the other guys tools.
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When does Helios flickergoon to her torepi?
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>>556072583
it's meh
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>>556072769
Which club
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>>556074269
when he starts fucking ruby
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Mile didn't go to A.
Fuck my life.
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>>556074264
I don't bot but hakuraku is so based I'll let hakurakudev bot a little as a treat
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>>556074130
>Paces struggle right now
taurus: pace/end meta
leo: pace/end meta
virgo: pace>late meta
libra: end>pace meta
scorpio: front>pace meta
sagittarius: pace/front/end meta
capricorn: pace meta
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>>556068826
It's Tokyo 1600m
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>>556071813
JP Meta is pacers and Solo Oshi mains figuring out to beat pacers (usually just warping into a pacer)
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/uma/ club will be top 10 soon thanks to sweepy
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>>556074419
Granted I'm biased, but I honestly wouldn't care either way, to each their own and all, it's not like botter harm my dog or whatever. It's just fun to think about because you just know that SOME people will pull mental gymnastics to argue about this shit.
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>>556074391
Forgot the damn image.
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If there are no bans by the end of February, most people will probably start sweeping casually
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>>556062706
Don't make me scared like that asshole
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>>556062706
she broke her legs in france already. i'm surprised she managed to live 10 more years after that. not too bad desu
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>>556074980
mcqueen, my beloved <3
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>>556074269
Never, and that's a good thing.
Helios can fuck off.
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I think I might just be dogshit like actually
Mr.CB is cute but kinda autistic
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>>556074796
Nothing worse than being stuck on Sprint B after the last inspiration..
At least when that happens I can just end the career at TSS
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>>556074264
Sweepy had a past but if Hakurakudev is working with the current one then I can say I like Sweepy now. Still not using it though
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>>556075093
...what scenario
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>>556067328
You forgot Dober. She's a real old girl but she's hanging in there.
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is this umaJP or some shit?
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>>556075093
What is that fossil wit tachy doing there? You p00r or something???
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>>556075175
MANT
the SP is inflated because the cards are stupid
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>>556075163
Hakura having committed his third request just now is at least a sign of some sorts, unlike the last one, but who knows for sure.

>556075230
You're up early, schizo.
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>>556075163
I can't like sweepy not because of the bot but because her irl counterpart is a whore and idk how to feel about that
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>>556075176
Why her tits so small?
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>>556075240
no im saving for anni there arent any good banners for a month
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I really like gametora’s card compare tool
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>>556064554
Isn't Scarlet still living on a breeding farm but she's retired from duties?
Those places are pretty secretive.
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Today I learned that fullblooded siblings from the same Dam and Sire both being G1 winners is incredibly rare.
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>>556059850
>Listening to this CM jobber
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>>556075369
Maybe she was younger in that picture and had not fully grown yet
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>jpschizo wake up
>suddenly witshartschizo
im nyooooooooooticing
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>>556075545
>a breeding farm keeping a retired broodmare around
I don't think they have the space or the will to do that
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>teio
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>>556075758
Both of those schizos? All me.
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>finished with sprint CM aces
>finished 2 dirt CM aces
>better to just do parents till MANT
Ok so i want to make a front parent/grandparent until Selector arrives and i can get Seiun. What Uma would i even use for Front Parent Runs? No bully i am saving for favorites...
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>>556071445
Future cards are about skills not stats
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>>556075758
Now that you mention it. Not surprised desu if they're really the same schizo
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>>556075758
Kind of makes sense why he hates Seriru so much simply because he's a JP-side content creator
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>>556075925
This site https://xn--gck1f423k.xn--1bvt37a.tools/characters/rankings/succession/total lists good compatabilities. Looks like out of that lot Digitan, McQueen, and Scarlet are solid choices.
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>>556075937
that card has all the endcloser skills THO
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So, when do pacers start dominating CMs exacly?
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>>556071445
She's on a great shared banner with Super Creek so i will plan on rolling that and see what else to use selectors on instead of creek
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>>556075163
Every pull request I make is just stuff that annoys me as an end user so I fix it, I'm not a driving force in sweepy development. I will say though that I don't think there's a better bot out right now, umaplay is abandoned, the other UAT fork is ran by some guy who I don't think understands the project and umamusume-auto-train impressively somehow has a community of 1300 people but gets less work done than sweeptosher outputs solo, the feature set feels really outdated compared to current sweepy.
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>>556076046
But Digitan isn't a front runner right? Or does that literally not matter as long as i get plenty G1 and front skill sparks?
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>>556076234
>>556076234
>>556076234
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>>556071445
>can't use it with cb
What's the point?



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