Previous: >>555667709Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Version 11.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1100• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219• Chill Season is on until 2/28>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
Not taking that risk anymore.
Open anyone?
YOU'RE A KID NOW! YOU'RE A SQUID NOW!
>>556051762I'm not a kid anymore...
>three top500 players on enemy team>zero on my teamflar
>>556052489>implying top 500 means anything these daysThat can go as low as 2200, it's not that big a deal.
>>556052695I still don't have one.
>>556052695yes, but it's moreso that the matchmaking put 3 higher-ranked players against 4 lower ranked onesflar
reminder that flar/fwar is shitter cope
>>556052984
>>556053091we know it's you, joey
>>556052984you still have no valid argument for why fwar is copeit's blatantly obvious when you are suddenly put into much lower power level lobbies and get to stomp weaklingsi don't care about flar, flar is fun because every small advancement against a strong opponent is fun, fwar is insulting key jingling by the matchmaking system, fuck it
>>556052984isn't it a literal patent used in games, to make you feel good.
>engagement-optimized matchmaking is literally patented>"f-f-f-flar is not real!"
[citation needed]
woomy
you know, we've had it too good for too longby the time splat1 released everyone was already several years into engagement-based matchmaking, but 910 is 10 years behind on every trend so we got to have two whole games of true sbmmshitty and naive, but still true sbmm and not flarfest
THIS IS NOT A DRILL>An updated trademark just appeared for Splatoon Raiders with a publication date of February 17! This could mean a General Direct on Feb 17 announcing the game to release at a later date or a Today app date drop.
>>556054204updated trademarks aren't definitive proof of anything, sadly>that time when a bunch of characters got their trademarks updated before smash ult release, then none of them ended up in the game
>>556054410it literally does for games that haven't even launched?
>>556054486trademark update =/= "IT WILL BE ANNOUNCED SOON AND RELEASED THIS YEAR"
trademark update = it won't be released before 17th
>>556054670you will cope when it gets more info this month.
>>556054064Yeah, back in splat 2 I got 5 (I think 6?) weapons to gold flag, but in splat 3 I can't even get my main above 25 freshness without getting pounded back down by flarsit's pretty obvious
anyone wanna play some open?
>>556057034I do
splatoon raiders info on the 17th wow are you guys excited
>>556057464I hope they announce it as an expansion to 3.
>>556057464nah, cautiously pessimisticif ngmi couldn't make two pretty synergtic genres work together, what are chances that he'll make two genres that will actively fight each other play nice?
>>556057718Switch1 port maybe?
gotta take a small break, 5-10 minutes, going to leave so you guys can continue if you wantif not ggs
>>556057464instead of being unreasonably hopeful i'm just going to assume we'll get new info sooner rather than later, probably by the end of march
GGs open room
GGs open
It hate DUDE and it's not because he's black
>>556054204>february 17th>the same day splatoon 3 was revealed for the first time, five years agowhat is with these devs and lining up things with trailer anniversaries
I miss saber and nono
>>556064258that's the wrong blob joeythe wrong blob
>>556064975Angle shooter is garboshit and kraken is only particularly useful on tc
So, if an inkling gets caught in the rain. Do they just fucking die?
>>556066351nah, just being submerged in water
>>556066351being rained on probably stings a little but isn't lethal
>>556065346marker is the perfect compliment to blob though, lets you secure so many more splats, perfectly matches the reticle, bounces just like blob shots so you can hit behind walls in the same way, and sensor effect is super handy too
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>chaos vs order
>>556069267>marker is the perfect compliment to blob thoughPontless when you can just run thermal ink instead, which does the same job without requiring you to use a sub weapon and also lasts way longer.
>>556069275Post your body with timestamp
*Bleeeeh*
BREAKING: Woomy
>>556066564I can only imagine what the cold would do to one...
i wonder where dynamo would fall on a tier list now.
>>556073283at least you both didn't panic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2atnj2BxfBo oh hey, someone reuploaded it.
>>556066351seems they're fine
>>556072586
>>556074306bobble hat is the only good part of coroika
pants-ing bobble hat
>>556069627>you can just run thermal ink insteadnot when you have a motherfucker that's hit two times 2.5 lines away from you and rapidly advancing on your position you need a burst of immediate firepower to not trade, which blob struggles with, but marker excels atyou can be so stupidly aggressive with a marker blob
pigtail day
Salom at rot?
>>556078356Good flopshredder.
>>556078742I could. Not a very fun rotation, but that could be just freelance I got full meter
>>556078742Yeah I’ll fight a king.
>>556079623The power of friendship will prevail.
>>556078742fhsh yes
>>556078356pigtail day
>>556083037Why he dancing?
GGs
GG's Salmonators!
Ggfshs
>>556083925>>556083871>>556083863GGs, Fug Falling Furiously Fast!
>>556084226Good woomies.
>Pearl is in the files.
pearl SA'd me.
funfact pearl was a rich billionare and adult at the time when she met marina who was 16 and homelessthink about it
pearl loves taking advantage of marginalized groups #true
>>556084401Listen! Those inklings were LEGAL! LEGAL!
>>556084363all woomies are
>>556085906Woomies with yeb hair are ugly.
>>556086591it's whats on the inside that counts
>>556085129I can't find that picture where Pearl meets Marina
>>556084958god I wish that were me
>>556087756woomy
STOP FRESHING ME AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>556088670Fresh!
>>556088032Woomy bathhouse sexo
>>556088670imagine lyingno one cares about you lol
>>556089938i care. i think anon is fresh.
>imagine lying>no one cares about you lol
when are they gonna put the rest of Splatoon 3 on Nintendo Music
ggs bb fun turfs
>>556091027once they're done spamming DMCAs to get it removed from youtube
>>556091103GGs! Fun times as always.
this you?
>wanna play open>clam shitz
>>556091027you can listen to kpop like most of us here
>>556096630Best mode, but I'll give you that both current maps can go to hell
did i do the meme right
>>556098393What meme?
>>556098629gamecube controller
What if every day was flopshredder day?
fuck this shit i'm going back to idolm@ster
>>556101385
>>556099026can you fire the squeezer on semi-auto with it? i'm curious how bad it is.
>>556099630Cod I wish
>>556101616im only level 3 bro...
how did boat get in over ark polaris
>Description: Three IDs showing Staff in different hairdos, each with various information hastily scrawled out with thick black lines. A sticker depicts Staff in a shopping basket, and two sticky notes in the top right depict Staff.For what purpose?
*mwah*
bros i wonned
judd is so fathe might even weigh more than a woomy
DLC wave 3 feb 17th
Splatoon isn't saved
>lost eight matches in a rowNinth time's the charm.
>>556096356>>556051902which one should I jerk off to
get chumped, tactifools
We won by retaking the tower on Inkblot and chucking bombs at them for the rest of the match. Thrilling.
>>556114696Why not both?
>>556115827or her too...
das gwoss
Mechanic-chan my beloved
JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JOEY-SAMA STOP ZRING ME MERCYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *splats myself*
Big breasted woomveems.
>>556131775incoming shots just bounce off them since they're outside of her hitbox.
when are they adding Takos as a playable race?
>>556133985They r
guys remember it's callieuary month
>>556142509That’s dumb. 4/11 makes more sense.
don't acknowledge schizophrenics.
rainy why did you fucking use fucking respawn punisher fucking eliter in fucking pbs?*likes blacked friday night funkin farther porn on twitter*guys remember seasalt right they should bring it back remember that map??who all in pbpost just initials are finejust curious
does anyone wish to fish
>>556146927guess it's a little too early, oh well
Just beat Side Order. Nice little story. Hope getting all the pallets wont be too tedious...
>>556154076marina's hacks make the other runs go by a little quicker
>>556145063ok why doesnt it make sense schizo? marie has mar13
>splatting a sliderfaggot right as they try to use it
https://x.com/i/status/2018520893664952452kek calliefags it ain't looking too good who knew mormons and jews are the same
>>556158482
>try to use short range weapon>enemy team gets e-liter, dynamo and splatlingflar
>>556159295Get ready to learn substrafing, buddy.
>>556159505didn't ngmi remove that in 3
>>556159741No, still works.
Yebby players when your team loses the lead
>>556158482>Autism Capital>Implying you can't just simply laugh at and mock those retards and steal the word "muffin" back and make it safe and fine to use again>>556159123You don't mind if I save this to my Splatoon reaction weapons folder?
>>556175648It's all yours my friend. :)
>>556177294Thanks, friend. :)
>>556178006Callie always has the best, cutest smiles.
>>556178127There was a nice Callie drawing today amidst the ICE garbage pile.
me when my team is winnign: woomy
>>556179394show the class, haven't been able to boot up the game today
>>556179394I'm curious now. Share?
>>556179751>>556179796
>>556180331Yes good Callie post
>>556180331Ah, a Cephalorock piece! Their art's always been fantastic!
>want to play open with /ink/bros>hammerhead:[
>>556182301this is a good post
>>556180331Based artist
>>556182951Hammerhead zones is the most tolerable version of it.
Honestly the health bars are such a huge buff to brellas they might actually be semi usable for non one tricks now. Being able to know if you hit enough pellets for it to be worth going in for the second shot is tremendous.
>>556183413they could've improved sound cues for meatshots vs not, but health bars are a brute force solution
>>556183361Nevermind, Urchin is on rotation too and that stage is dogshit.
>>556185153better than hammerhead
anyone wann play some open at rotation?
>>556186939Yes
>>556186939>Clamsno
>>556187756clams is ok
open 2/4 if anyone else wants to join
>THIS WAY
>>556189523name?
>>556190903snakeheads
>>556192025>AI
>>556192065
>>556192249You need help. Fast.
switch 1 planned obsolecence strikes again
>want to play open>clam shitzevery fucking time
https://www.nintendo.co.jp/ir/pdf/2026/260203_2.pdf>tbdLMAO
i am very sorry, brb a little
>>556192864are you being retarded on purpose?
>>556192864who in their right mind is hyped for a single player splatoon gameyou will just be shooting simple ai enemies
>>556192864the game has no estimated release date yet you fucking retarded doomnigger
>>556193205which means it's not releasing this year
>>556193407no it doesn't
Clam Blitz™
>>556192025This why we know Pearl isn't in the files as the files on her are all slop.
>>556193457yes it doesa game having no release date means it's at least a year out
>million year overtimeFuck Clam Bliz
>>556190903I am content to remain anonymous.
>>556193882there's only been one trailer for this game, back in june 2025. that trailer gave no release date. why would a financial report give an estimation before a second trailer? use your brain anon, i know you have one.
>>556194180>an estimation"to be decided" is not an estimation, negroid
>>556194412and where did i say it was? the financial report gave no estimation because there is no public estimation.
>>556192864It's so over.
>>556194594And no public estimation = it's not coming out in 2026cope
>>556194836yetretard
>>556193901>queue for 2mins>play for 5 mins + OT + TIP>30 secs results screenthis mode eats so much time
>full sub saver jr spamming bombs the whole fucking matchWhy did ngmi never make it so you can only have 1 bomb out at a time?
>>556195456they did, but only with torpedo
>>556195368you can hold A to make the results go faster
I'm so bad at this, I'm so sorry.
When will they nerf point sensor?
I think inking is too strong of a mechanic. They need to nerf it.
I need to stop dying so much.
NERF POINT SENSOR
>>556199515GG's, bruddahs!
GGs openers, sorry about some of those games i have some family trying to spend time with me>>556191885my long lost brother snakehead
I love my woomy more than I love my family.
>>556201223How did you get woomy to spin like that?
>>556200680I also love your woomy more than my own family.
>>556201337Turn the camera before you land and press ZR when you touch the ground.
>>556201223>>556202186forbidden technique
>>556202186Ok I shall make my woom/veem spin
>>556201223>>556202186How do you even figure this shit out?
>>556204606join a discord to know more in depth tips
>>556206535>more knowledge locked behind secret clubsI miss forums.
where's the bug fix patch
Hey in case you guys have been having a hard time winning, I found this real cool trick to help with everything regarding the future:After I stopped playing the game it's as if I had my life back.Hope this helps!
Protip: press down to woomy
>>556208786but woomy is my life
>>556210028the last 7 years of your life sucked
>>556210545i'd argue way more than that
The software was closed because the game card was removed.Always close the software before removing the game card.
>>556211402Wait you take your splat 3 card out of your switch? mine lives in it.
>>556211525Not even after a streak of losses only broken up by forced wins?
>>556211612No, It only rarely goes back to its case when I play something else which isn't much as the switch is the woomy machine
I have four stars on both dynamos and I think gold is better. Splat bomb makes up for its worse mobility.
>>556212143it goes back in 5 minutes later to ragequeue another "S rank" match against top 500 players
>>556200746>>556177565>>556127319handsex time
i love flopshredders
Anyways, here it is. This was before the update, just to be clear.
>>556234936bubbler nerfs never ever
>>556107403Most likely because they couldn't get King Salmonids work on it.They are big and the map is mostly a bunch of narrow slopes, so it wouldn't be a lot of fun.It's a shame really, it was my favorite sr map.
>>556236828shame we lost lost oupost too just because zunderbar is too fucking fat to fit through the doorsand all the new salmon maps are shit too, too flat and wide open
>>556237086lost outpost is dogshit
>>556239136that's what makes it so goodsalmon run exists to make you suffer, and adding additional suffering is always welcome
>>556239637you need to be studied under a microscope
You just need to become a masochist and then splatoon 3 turns into a masterpiece. It was so simple all this time.
>>556239637I'm there for chunks, not to get off.
>>556240723you're a weakmind BITCH coerced by ngmi into senseless grindif you don't like the mode for the gameplay and just play it for the rewards, you'll be better off not playing the mode and having an alternative method of obtaining the rewardalternatively, the mode itself should be improved to make you enjoy the mode itself and see the chunks as a side bonus
the game is fun because i play with friends who are as good as meif youre bad at the game just quit imo
>objectively bad map design is okay because salmon run is supposed to be le hard and le unforgivingWhy do we entertain this retard again?
left.
>>556241298objectively bad map design is jammin salmon junction, the most blank slate stage possiblelost outpost's design sets out to create a unique challenge and explicitly favour some weapons over others, and it achieves that with flying colours>le hard and le unforgivingany game with a sliding difficulty scale should top out at hard and unforgiving, otherwise what's the fucking point
>>556241954but it should be fun hard, not hard because the map is poorly designedspawning grounds wasn't fun, still isn'tlost outpost wasn't funsmokeyard wasn't fun, is nowark polaris was funbonerattle is fun
>>556239637Why are you such a contrarian?Do you honestly think your opinion being the exact opposite of the general consensus makes you interesting?
>>556242189lost outpost is fun hard because you have to keep what's on the other side of the wall in mind>smokeyard wasn't fun, is nowhow come? smokeyard was the best map since its release>>556242616it's not opposite, i just prefer variety and difficulty over grindit is normalonly terminal degenerates actually like grind
>>556243108high tide is unplayable in 2waiting for a fan platform while getting raped by fish is not fun, you cannot spin this any other way
>>556243451>while getting raped by fishjust don't get raped by fishyou have a single job, shoot the damn fish, and you still complain
Okay, honest to god, we should namedrop the armchair faggot. Have we found out yet who's it? Squinty?
>>556244761No, armchairfag hates turf
>>556244761Don't think he plays with /ink/ to begin with.
>>556244937not that i don't play with /ink/, rather, i didn't renew my nso because 910 does not deserve money so i haven't played the game itself in a whilehint- i've came to /ink/ during the splat1 drought
My splatoon lore knowledge is rusty as hell, but do they know anything about humanity or even care?
>>556246112Everything they have is built to look like our stuff. They are obsessed with human culture
>>556244761>I don't like reading his opinions, he needs to be exposed for thatI don't even glance at his posts yet I still find the idea idioticplus this is a general for a semi-living game, you can easily find two or three MD5 filters to weed out any regular poster you don't like
>>556054204>general directwhat if it's just a raiders direct instead? or an overview trailer?there's a partner direct tomorrow, seems unlikely they'd mash a general direct into the same month.
you're a squid nowyou're an adult nowyou have to pay the mortgage nowthey're garnishing your wages nowthey're turning off the heat now
>>556246112their entire culture is uber america
>>556208786And yet you're still here
>>556237086>>556239136>>556239637High tide Outpost still gives me PTSD.
SR was just better in 2. 3 makes people feel obligated to play it.
good bait
any argument that 2 SR is better than 3 SR is immediately discarded simply because you can play it whenever you want to in 3 instead of having to wait multiple hours for a shift to open
>>556251181It's all the same, bosses just make it so people who only want to do bonuses get an excuse to hop out of slom sooner rather than sticking around for the whole rotation out of politeness like in 2.
>>556251181nah, 3's is mostly a straight upgrade, other than map design (less egregious problm than in pvp) and reward system.
>>556251732also you don't have to deal with useless scoped chargers
It will never not be funny that people screamed for map edits, and Big Run and Tricolor got generally improved ones, but normal multiplayer got poles or nothing.
>>556253251every major rework was good though, other than hammerhead
They should just delete barnacle, desu.
utsu bunga
>Partner Showcase tomorrowBro come on, I just want some fucking Raiders news
>>556253778and flounder, and brinewater, and wahoo world, and mako mart, and eeltail, and mincemeat, and clam blitz
>>556254661scroll up bwo.
>>556254661february 17th or later, trust the plan
>>556254802You have no plan you just keep saying that until something happens and claim it was the plan. Which was the plan all along the plan is no plan just woomy it.
>>556254787>>556254802does a trademark update guarantee news tho? I've seen games get trademarks updated like 6 months before anything happens
>>556256945nothing guarantees anything, but it's relatively likely, especially considering how long we've gone without information
I may enjoy killing fish.
remember how long it took them to actually reveal side order and it ended up sucking hot ass anyway?
>>556257605side order was good though
>>556258018Side order was good but it fits its name too well. I want the full course. I hope raiders is a giant experiance.
>>556258018amazing aesthetic and mostly amazing music are not going to save a game with shit gameplay and mostly shit charactersmake it a proper rogue-like, rebalance the shit out of it so you don't become overpowered faster than the game becomes hard, nuke the lesbians, their test tube baby and all of the associated bosses and music out of the story (keep acht she's cool), replace missing parts with more bosses and retool existing ones because they are all extremely disappointing, add more weapons, reduce rng-based grind, and you have something goodas it is now, a game with bad gameplay is not worth playing
I wish no no would come back and save this general
>>556258018It was good but its problem was being far to bare bones especially with how common such games are today and offer so much more in content. Side Order is the most fitting name as its describes the game perfectly. >>556258667That would be a whole new game not just a rebalance that is a full and complete new game from the ground up.
Raiders news tomorrow
>>556258018it was trash and it's embarrassing how fucking Donkey Kong did a better job despite having less available base game resources. Rogue-lites by design should be fun enough to want to replay constantly, ngmi failed miserably if I'm done and bored after an afternoon
>every game has a dynamo on both teams
>>556259740>That would be a whole new game not just a rebalanceyes, they only have themselves to blame for wasting top aesthetics on an ass game
>>556258018it is, but it's not everyone's taste and even if it is your taste it will take you a while for it to "click" per sei have a ton of fun going for monochromatic runs, i need to try a prisma run it sounds tough but a full prisma seems cool and gives you theoretically more optionsbut if its not the type of game you like then yeah theres not that much in it, once you get to the credits which is like, a couple hours, the game does fall away to "do you enjoy doing this" because theres literally no story beyond that lol
>>556258018The rewards sucked. Not even a cosmetic like the teddy bear band.
>>556267813???
>>556267813You're not won over by being able to see this juicy butt in all your games?
>>556268291The only good one. It shouldn't have had the spats though.
anyone wanna open?
>>556268482the giant zipper makes up for itall outfits are improved 100% by: Giant Zipper (see off the hook)
>>556268754Imma open your ass!
>They’ve taken the lead
it's full woom againcrazy how time flies
how are we so dead? didn't we just have a major game-changing patch?
>>556279739the only thing that really changed was dynamo, and all our dynamo mains are fucking dead
>>556279739everyone's watching the overwatch stream, while we get some more key jingling dopamine pump mechanics they are getting a hovercraft cat with bedroom eyes
>>556283018>watching overwatchAnd here I thought we didn't have taste.
>>556283018>the armchairfag is an owcuckmy sides
>>556283312ow sucks in a way that makes it very fun to dissect and learn the underlying causes of its constant failuresi haven't played it for years
How does one Dynamo?Gear build and play style?
Grandpa I don’t want to play dynamo anymore.
>>556284338swim speed main saver>play styleunga bunga
>>556284338main saver and special charge, you'll be on cooler or flow most of the time. thermal ink is great on it too. dynamo's playstyle is psychological warfare. play audaciously when the enemy does not focus on you to condition your opponents to fear you, play defensively to punish deliberate enemy approach attempts and make them respect your sphere of influence, dispense support through long range chip and insane amounts of paint to force them to engage you anyway. do not hide, your prescense should be enough to make people try to play around you, just like with chargers. if you didn't teach oppinents that you are not to be fucked with in the first couple minutes, focus on pestering ones who still give you trouble, don't let them forget about you for a second, even if it's a random max range vert.
Nonno you suck stop playing
>one of the new hovercrotch heroes is literally just l3 nozzlenose with splat bomb and inkjetfunny coincidence, or?..
Bump woomy
>>556295494>still page 9Hi OP
>>556296154You thwarted it grrrr
>>556289617Vee....MO sex
I touched a woomy's bumps and now I'm on a list
>>556287154>psychological warfareNot my area of expertise, but I'll take your advice into consideration.What about long range weapons that focus on you while you're swinging?
>You hear woomy woomy woomy in the walls>A wild woomy has gotten into your houseWhat do?
>>556299836Grab my gun
>>556300231What the fuck am I looking at why the fuck would you post this
>>556300231You cant stick your head in a trislosher
>>556300452Cephs being DUM>>556300604Woomy is made of ink yes she can
>>556289674god i wish that were me
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
>>556299836
>>556302056Ok
>>556302056>those stages
>>556302056>flounder zonesIf you insist...
>>556303114i never look ahead, it's always a nice little unpleasant surprise to see brinewater and crab
MAINTENANCE!!!
>maintenance in an hourwelp
maybe 1 hour is just fine for this
Nintendo realized they couldn't have that many dynamos queuing at once so they cut the rotation short.
maintenance? what for?
>>556303775Partner showcase tomorrow
who else is waiting for a new patch while listening to kpop?
Did you guys want to go full roller meme?
is it gay if the rollers touch?
is the lobby full?
>>556304017yes, sorry
>>556303775Dynamo nerfEmergency patch please understand
The patch is probably because of flow's weird inking.
>>556304304yep, that's exactly what it addresses.https://support.nintendo.com/jp/switch/software_support/av5ja/1101.html
This is your brain on Reefslider.
>>556303775Purge the plaza of its posts! Like that would ever happen.
>>556304576the squidsquirts are now no longer imaginary, thanks nogami
Nevermind...
What the fuck
sorry to burst your bubble
dang, GGs openers
Oh this was the end anyway. GGs open, that last team was pure cancer to me
they forgot to nerf painbrush
https://www.nintendo.co.jp/ir/pdf/2026/260204.pdf
>>556309694Apply to be a nintenjanny instead of being a neet.
Is maintenance over yet?
>>556310792yes but every match has a dynamo for some reason
suddenly woomies
Anyone who kills friendly players on the other team deserves to have their legs slowly cut off and their wounds splashed with lemon juice.
shredded
Pearl says stop being a fag and be political somewhere else.
>>556312149while listening to kpop?
>>556309694The posts are a minor annoyance that you can ignore or literally turn off. The real tragic part is how they are a window into the zoomer's (and I guess alphies/coronials too at this point) terminally online minds. Remember that vast majority of them did not get groomed and indoctrinated through Splatoon plaza posts but somewhere else.
>>556312287
Practice your woomy sketches.
>>556312663>fake 4chan filenamecoward
>>556312703Don't have to, I can just pay someone to draw that woomy for me.
>>556312763Best to practice daily woomy sketches, always keep a woomy sketchbook for the authorities to check to see if you've been practicing.
>>556312287Melt the ICE
>>556312703I gave up.
>>556313051Then practice yebby sketches
>>556313282I will never do that.
who else listens to jpop while playing splat zones?
>>556312724Maybe he doesn't want people who play the game while listening to music?
What updated?
>>556315223flow state inkage isn't client side anymore
>>556312289i enjoy your posts
>>556314478corny
556251181>limited time artificial scarcity is a good thing ackshuallyI remember when bait used to be believable.
>>5563152234th kits (not for your main)
Latest update: Ver. 11.0.1 (Released February 4, 2026) Fixes to Player Controls>Fixed an issue where, when Blaster shots hit terrain or other objects, the explosion hit detection size for opposing players was slightly larger than intended.>Fixed an issue where, when some Blaster shots hit terrain or other objects, the controller would vibrate.>Fixed an issue where, when S-BLAST '91 or S-BLAST '92 shots hit terrain or other objects, the same sound effect would play as when they exploded in the air.Fixes to Multiplayer>Fixed an issue where the ink that appears at a player’s feet when they enter or extend Flow Aura was not being displayed on other players’ screens.
>oh, you won 3 games in a row?>time to lose 3 games in a row, gotta stay at 50% win rate
>want to keep playing>right joycon low batteryf u k
1king fishler?
>>556326395slom me in
>>556326395I will fish in 2 hours
>>556326795Opening after this software update.>>556326827Have fun.
what if fish were real?
>>556327797I'd kill 'em
>>556327797I'd eat them. I just had tuna on pizza.
>>556327960Not anchovies or sardines?
ggs very good woomy>>556328585I like tuna. It's more common on pizza here too I think.
>>556329067GG's!
when is fwar supposed to kick in
>>556331631When you stop playing shit weapons.
>>556331631not for you
ban 3000ms chinklings from playing blasters NOW
it's so fucking over for you tardfagstotal PB death
>>556331631Never, that's just how S rank works. You get matched with everyone including top500s trying to get to s+10 to secure xb perms next season, or top500s who are getting back to s+ to unlock xb.You need to be much better and unfortunately you don't really learn from getting stomped either so I recommend just playing other modes and hoping ngmi fixes it next game
Evens I draw for the thread tomorrowOdds I play games instead
/ink/ this is you.
You’re a fake woomy fan if you don’t use floppers
It's been 2 hours, would anyone still like to fish?
>>556337204we must go even floppier
>>556337894i will fish
>>556338670Swell, I was losing motivation to not fall asleep. Opening now
SR 2/4
DangGGs though
We had slom on PvP maps, how about PvP on slom maps?>>556341891GGs SH, I botched that Joe, but gold is gold?
What badge is typically a red flag for shitters in FL
anyone around to play some open?
>>556344782I'm watching finale of the Fallout TV show nothing fucking happens
honestly I miss when splatoon took skill
>>556336869Woomy
>>556347385Not as shameless as Blaster players and their fuckawfully balanced weapon class.
>>556348503blasters are very well balancedeven s-blast, it's not well balanced against other blasters but it's balanced against everything else by having many crippling weaknesses to make up for its strengthsstamper could never
Do you think that inkling females get jealous of octoling females because they are more curvy on average?
>vmini is the best hammer dispenser in the game>nerf to 200p>before people can consider l3d, nerf its paint because fuck l3 in particular>wiper sits there at 190ngmi is clearly desperate to make people use the new toys and discard the old stuff eh?
>>556351725>so many weapons>some are just straight up better than othersThere are times where I think they should implement a weapon rotation, but, I don't think it would end well.
I think a decent portion of the problem is specials range from win buttons to suicide buttons, and they don't take into account how good the main is at all. Fucking dartboard kits.
>>556351725so now pfs nerfs aren't "meaningless?"
>>556354681with mini's painting 10p pretty much are meaningless, and l3 was already at 200, it's just that you can see clear favouritism l3 still has nerfed efficiency btw, while mini had it reverted fully
>>556344562hlm, blue weapon badge
Splatoon Raiders: it will NEVER be released!
>>556338316Maximum flopper
who else is watching nintendo direct while listening to kpop?
PEGGLE 2
>>556365243>Watching Nintendo Ports Direct for any reason>Also shitcringepop
>>556365243mehttps://youtu.be/y8xuoKbPoPc
>>556365243>Nintendo directFirst game has a nice style to itLooks like a fun platformer game >Online coop only no SP>Game will be dead in 3 months
>>556367715of course there's no single player it's like it takes two/split fiction
that was terrible even for a partner showcase
>>556367812all those lego and marvel (and even lego marvel) co-op games on wii had an option for an ai partner, why can't this one
>>556368092that's a completely different genre
>>556368021yeah that was shit, the only remotely exciting thing for me was a Leon S. Kennedy amiibo and a Digimon game I already have
>>556368165don't care give me a clanker partner
>>556368328Yeah the RE amiibo are nice most all of the other games either already are or will be on everything else. Kyoto Xanadu might be alright as usual Nintendo fails at 3rd party like normal.
>hitbox increases for short/mid range shooters>suddenly jap splattershots can just delete me instantlyI'm noticing
>>556368658Yes games like that are very short lived and trying to find someone to play with after a few months becomes impossible. A huge shame it looks fun and I really like the style of it.
>>556369640they are kinda supposed to be "hey bro, wanna complete this fun co-op game with me?". the problem is that these kinds of games should come in a gift bundle, you get your own game and gift the second one to your partner.
>>556370164>Implying I have anyone IRL to play it withBold thinkingThis one sort of does it has local game share not really the same but close
speaking of, splat would unironically be a great platform for a co-op-locked campaign
>>556369542Clash blaster is so op now
>>556370759if you're in C rank maybe
>>556370759blasters weren't affected
wait a fucking second>nerf s-blast's blast radius>buff everyone's hitboxes>the blast radius stays the same nogami you fUCK
>>556370946I'm a+ though
>>556371039You sure?
>>556371352yeah
Weapons for stickfags>clash>luna>pain>octobrush>dynamoany others?
>open>enemy team is all the same golden banner, all the same titleoh great, we're gonna get fucking re->we instantly wipe them and then spawn camp them in a 30 second stomp
>>556370735>Playing hero mode with /ink/That could be fun, Raiders might have a coop mode
>>556372249unironically eliter, parking your laser and waiting for enemy to cross it is surprisingly effective on stickssplatlings are good for stickfags too
>>556371147>Due to the global main weapon player hitbox radius increases, the real reduction was only about 7%: 4 units 3.72 units.it's still nerfed, but barely
what no smash?
>>556372324The game is like that sometimes, with a match seeming like a stomp for the opponent towards one's team, only for something as shocking as your greentext ends up happening. I've had a few matches like that myself, where my face was basically similar to picrel.
>>556375980Why is Goblina telling me to be quite?
Anyone for short open?
>>556382380Gimme a moment to start the game.
>>556382380Hell no
>>556382380Count me in too
>>556382838>>556382851>>5563829503/4
They really need to rape splash damage across the board for the next game. If I wanted to spam AoE like a limpwristed pussy all day I'd just run M+ in WoW.
>>556385467Can someone translate this post into Ragnarok Online terms?
ggs small woompen
Good games, good woomies.
>>556385467>dynamo is reasonably balanced>everyone calls it shit>dynamo is returned to its splat1 retardation levels>everyone calls it brokenthere's no winning with you, what do you guys even want?
>>556386446This isn't about dynamo, at least the weapon is still slow as shit so you can exploit that.
Stoopid fish these hats are too big for you
>>556386446>there is no middle ground between "shit" and "broken OP"
>>556387738Fish doesn't want hat for head fish want hat for personal boat.
>>556388004Holy cute..
good weapons to get out of S rank hell?
>>556389424Jr with full bomb spam
>>556389424weapons you don't have to aim, rollers, brushes and blasters, you can win on positioning alone
>>556389587thisshit's so fucking obnoxious
>>556389424tentatek to get there on proper fundamentals, and not just cheese your way into x-battle and then flounder like a flounder on flounder heights
Genuinely what is the mindset behind people who spam the up button, if anything it makes me play worse.
>>556389424>>556389587Can confirm>>556390387Seethe
>>556391703yes, I will seethe over your shitty bomb spam because it's fucking obnoxious
>>556392298Still more honest than dynamo
So this is what tower control easy mode is like at least until the matchmaking puts 3 long range weapons on the enemy team
I ran out of money tickets.
forced wins are real
>joey maining yet another weapon that takes no skill
>>556369542>suddenlyyou must have just started playing recently
>>556395135>takes no skillthat's like half the weapons in this game
>>556395135Yeah it's kinda funny how low the skill floor for blasters is
>>556397872skill floor is low for any weapon if your opponents are stupidstop playing against stupid opponents
>>556398015>stop playing against stupid opponentsthe matchmaking put me in the FWAR queue, I didn't choose
ICE? Politics? LGBT? What are you talking about Anon, come join the Japanese hub.
>>556394902How? oddly that is one thing I have never ran out of since release. Either from shell out or Grizz and a few from the catalogs.
>>556370164that's literally what gameshare is for
>>556351458this is cope that big octo wants you to believe.
>>556400014>brown
>>556400383yes yuta we know your favorite color.
>>556400014idols don't count.
>>556400014Well, Shiver IS a veemlet...
>>556398103Don’t know how to. Plus, how will I know if my posts can even make it into the plaza?
Doesn't changing your region to JP also put get you matched with JP region players too? The p2p lag is bad enough, I don't need 500ms latency on top of that
>>556402696Switching regions has no effect on matchmaking. TTK and TKRK are the only ones that have different pools of players.
>>556402068By changing your splatfest region with the lobby machine. >>556402696No, you can only change matchmaking in x battles.
>>556402889>>556402964interesting
Huh.Is this because there was a splatfest recently
oh hey, a good plaza post
Why don’t you ink the base?
>>556403880yes
>>556404359I always ink the base and now I ink myself too
>lose ground -once->never recover
>>556404143>this is what tard ragers want you to turn off so their shitty propaganda isn't challenged in a video game primarily played by childrenBased Carlposter
>>556411369Americans are a plague as usual.
>>556411369obsessed
Practice your woomy sketches
>>556411369joey you need to go outside more.
>>556413167Obsessed as usual.
Dapples my beloved....
btw remember that one time they fucked up the parameters in 2, accidentally gave splat dualies huge projectiles for a patch and had to do an emergency patch to reduce them back because everyone started using them? they now have bigger projectiles than they had back then. now they have both full shooter consistency and dualies' forgiving nature, and that's on top of rolls, high strafe and stupidly good ink efficiencyand then there are dapples that are baisically super splatties and have even fucking bigger projectiles, they are fucking tree trunks nowyou love powercreep yet? you like things becoming easier? you love attack attack attack?
>>556417478yes i do
>>556417775bet you also prefer mayo kart to actual racing games, too?
>>556417938yeah man
>>556418030so you won't lament death of deep gameplay in favour of cheap dopamine wired directly into your brain?
>>556417938Name one good traditional racer that has released in the past 5 years.
>>556417938We like CTR here.
>>556418117whatever makes you feel better my dude
>>556418506name one good splatoon game that released in the last 5 years
>>556418915>dodging the questiontypical
>>556419089redout 2
>>556419151>arcade racer>traditionaltry again :)
>>556417938I like being able to ride walls.
>>556419341the first racing games were arcadethe difference is, some arcades have things like momentum and weight transfer just like the big boy sims, some have even more because they aren't (entirely) bound by laws of real physics, and some have speed caps and hyper-forgiving button-to-drift mechanics that leave no avenues for going too fast for the track or/and your ability
sometimes i wonder if i'm too pessimistic about things.and then i look at this miserable faggot's posts and feel a lot better about myself.thank you, armchairfag.and thank you for reading my blog.
>>556419710you are not too pessimistic. everything IS going to shit. embrace the shit, or be vocal about there being shit so that the pipes can be fixed before it overflows the basement and spills onto the streets.
>>556400014shiver a sex
>>556413343imagine being this mad about the reality you can't change with retarded shitposts in a Japanese video game
Odd I draw for the threadEven I eat today
no woomveem teehees today...
>>556420386draw your ceph eating whatever you plan to eat
goth woomy gf...
name one good Korean pop song for woomy
>>556421469stfu
>>556420472Don't think you can just slide veem*s in like that.
>forced meme
evens fish, odds nap, zero series, dubs x calcs
>>556420597Celery and peanut butter
>>556422584Eh. Fresh map, anyone up for a king?
>>556421539so it seems the filter nigger is also the woomy spammer
>>556420472Fine.
>>556423994good veemos
>>556423994Very good veemos
>>556420597I can't draw but I don't have too Woomy loves what I ate.
>>556423994Now practice veemo sketches
>>556420472
go away goji
I don't think I'll get raiders or 4.
>>556432096we got a solid case of avatar/signature use there so do your part.
nypa
>>556432550lollmao even
Think what pisses me off about this game is how minmaxed every other weapon's numbers are.
>>556432292>JPN
listening to anisongs calms me down
Frye's soft butt used as a pillow against her consent.
face down in shivers ass
>>556445473*BRAAAAAAAP*
great thread guys
Where is everyone
>>556458312gone fishing
>>556458312getting milk and cigarettes
do you play anything other than splatoon on your switchdo you even play splatoon anymore
>>556462659I sold my switch after grand fest.
rip eggstra work
>>556462659I really should be playing Bananza at least, but when I do have time to play then woomy game has top priority. I also feel too lazy to swap cartridges most of the time, too.
>>556462659I play a lot of games on my Switch 2.
>>556463546Makes sense. The last sticker will be Big Shot and that will be all the boss salmonids excluding griller, mother ship, Goldie & all three kings.
>>556464346name 50
>>556463546trash mode
Splatoon 4 will come out on the switch 3! Change my mind!
>>556466893>yo we heard you like grinding so we added grinding to your grinding so you can grind while you grind!
>>556462659The only other game I've been playing on my Switch 2 is CFV Dear Days 2 cause I was reminiscing about the time when I was really into physical Vanguard. Everything else I play on my PC. I'll buy Kirby Air Riders and the Forgotten Land expansion one day.Woomy game I play almost daily.
>>556462659not really, switch's library is almost entirely rpgs, farmpgs and other untergenresodyssey and botw were neat, fz99 was amazing when it wasn't dead, but very slim pickings otherwiseno, 3 sucks
>>556462659I only play during pbs now, can only tolerate so much of this game at a time
>>556462659No, and I took a break this season so I barely even play the one game I got this console for.
I want a switch port for Splatoon 1
1 starring various weapons for sheldon tikkits. Big swig do be feeling kind of ass.
>>556462659i play other games on switch 2
[sad news] next week's eggstra work is the final new one, future ones will be repeats of old scenarios
I have autism, just not extra work autism.
Peak Splatoon.
>>556484261missing the connection error that gets you b& right at the end
coomy
>>556487156Good woomy.
>>556487156i see this woomy almost as often as i used to see timmy's woomy.
>>556487665strongest coomer of history vs strongest coomer of today
>>556487918i wanna be the strongest coomer of tomorrowhow do i make an appealing woomy
Skeb addiction is real. I'm going through a teehee withdrawal right now.
>>556489337You don't need an appealing woomy to commission lots of art.
>>556489337>step 1: pick a woomyThere, you have an appealing woomy. May also work on veemos.
>>556490367what if my woomy is ugly
>>556447237hot
>>556489359i have four requests out for my veemo right now
alright draw his ceph with a spinner cap and a big sucker
>>556489337You need to spend your disposable income or go into debt for your woomy
i should draw my woomy with BOTH floppers on shiver's nipples
I should draw my woomy grilling a salmon.
I should sniff Frye
Good woomy.
switch 2 sales are down and they only have ngmi to blame for not propping it up with a splat4 release in the first year like spla2n with switch 1
>>556504858>on target to meet the 19m mark they set for themselvesthey're doing just fine
>>556504858you'll be fine
it’s up https://youtu.be/fbyPRRYcjrA
>>556505959get down
>>556503820I’d flick this woomy’s forehead
>>556497714>>556503076>>556503156Yes
when is wavebreaker getting nerfed
>>556514072>splatana user one second after finding out he can't destroy a wave breaker in one hit
who else is reporting abolish ice posts while listening to kpop?
>>556515893I am
How do I acquire a parasocial relationship with someone in this general?
>>556516697join them in sr/open/turftake pictures when they stand outside the lobbyask for advice on weaponsdraw their ceph
stealth jump is dishonest
>>556515893based for once
>>556518383stealth jump should be the standard for future games if the map design stays the way it is
>>556518383nah, it's pretty honest, detection radius makes it so you can't just instantly multiply team's power out of a fuckupit's not necessary on good maps, but s3's maps are kinda fucked>>556519439this but unironicallybut keep the ability, with no penalty again, and make the universal one weaker and only work on superjumps from spawn and not mid-match jumps
>>556519767there wasn't a hint of irony in my post
>>556518383
how was stealth jump nerf again?
>>556521223the farther away you launch the longer it takes to land
>>556521292jumps take longer only if they're past your side of the map
>stealth jump nerfed to avoid lockouts>flow added which sounds exactly like a snowball mechanic that enables lockoutsSo either:-the design team is schizophrenic to the point that they're adding conflicting changes-their data tells them that the condition for flow happen more often in retake scenarios meaning it's considered a comeback mechanic-flow was added to get e-sport/sweats attention and game design be damned (even more than before)
>>556519940stealth jump is dishonest
>>556524152I love her
>>556528000sure you do.
>>556524152Fryezuri.
>>556529621What the Dutch is your problem
>>556530742No lederhosen pants option.
odds short rangeeven long range
>>556532807Middle range
If you main a blas-tar you can go and get hit by a gas car
>>556533119Cinema
>>556533119Blaster players can't aim for shit and it literally doesn't matter.
Why did third kits change nothing?
Did you hear about the yebby named jeffy?
>>556535040I'll play in a bit.
>>556535702Up, join whenever you're ready.
>>556535843I’ll play too
4/4 open
>>556535020zooka mini is fun
how should we nerf pain brush
>>556538862by getting out of b rank
>>556528000I love you
>>556539836GGs.
GGs open, hope my brella didn’t drag you down too bad, I’ve been off the game a while. Long enough to forget decav charge just goes through the canopy
What's the optimal strategy for this shift?
>>556540657set up lines for the squiffer and facetank everything else
>>556540657Ink up the walls with the nova and squelchers. Don’t shoot out the brella if you don’t need to just splat the trash
>>556540291It's okay, we're here to have fun (and I play like a retard when I'm not on backline so I can't judge anybody).
>take clip>watching again after trimming>it's actually shit
>>556542883Ah yes the dynamo experience.
>>556542883every 30s on the dot
>>556542883Literally me.
for what porpoise
>>556539203no
>>556543501Collectors item
>>556543501Imagine giving those faggots money to grade a game that isn't even valuable lmao
>Get a friend request >Go to look>Nothing there?
unblock me
>>556543501>grading games after they switched to plastic cases
>>556545349Whoever did it was basically saying "fuck you" since Switch doesn't have a messaging system. Friend request harassment happens a lot to the point where nintendo hides names in X battles. I remember a japanese player did it and he was disqualified from a tournament.
>>556545656I saw art of a bird named Joey.
What if I commissioned art of my woomy with giant woobies?
>>556546969go for it anon
Rate my yebbie.
>>556547395Good yebby.
>>55654739510/10
>>556545716I think they even hide it in series now, too
>>556548338names aren't hidden in series but recently played with is disabled
>>556547395ai slop
There's someone in the pool with a 57p sub power set....with splat charger.
>>556548578I had this commissioned back in 2019.Are you guys seriously this ass-bothered about AI?
he's trying to make anti aifags look retarded by falseflagging
sex
>>556549821>Actually posting AI
i didn't realize that was AI i feel like such a tard
>>556548768maybe its the kpopfag
>>556550737it's not
>>556550834Look at the fingers
>>556551237retard
Anyone wanna try playing some open, disclaimer I'm on hotel wifi so I might DC or something
>>556552632can we play in your hotel room haha…
>>556552863LAN has been dead for like 20 years...
>>556548440>recently played withYeah that's what I meant, you used to be able to see people you played Series with, now it's only Open, SR and Turf I think.And I don't get the point of hiding names during X matches desu, since you can see them after the match and in the app anyway. Is it to prevent throwing when people see one of the top 10s on enemy team?
>>556556343>Is it to prevent throwing when people see one of the top 10s on enemy team?obviouslyit's to stop people forcing a drop when they get matched with someone they hate
>>556553315I miss LAN parties, would be rad to have one with some fellow /ink/ers. We could play a friendly tourney, maybe watch some fun movie afterwards while drinking responsibly, and have the freshest jammies contest before calling it a night...
>>556557808>while drinking responsiblyYou lost me.
>>556556969I feel like if someone is this obsessed then they will recognize the ceph by the looks, gear, weapon, or tag.
>>556558210Irresponsible drinking at LAN parties ends up with people having to be put in horny woomy jail :(
>>556557808I dont drink.
>>556559201Good for you anon, that's the peak of responsible drinking.
>Switch 2's upper USB port can't be used for data transferFucking hell Nintendo.
>>556557808It's fun to dream about having real friends, isn't it.
>>556559721u rike?
>>556559721>he bought a switch 2
>>556561070>he's poor
i think most people intend to get a switch 2 eventuallydoesn't have enough games though so it'd just end up as dusty as my switch 1 is now
>>556559921A squid can dream, eh
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