Previous: >>556053049>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year T.M. Opera O (3*), New Year Haru Urara (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Admire Vega (Power), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSR02/05 - 02/12 Racing CarnivalMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/WE ARE ONE (1) MONTH AWAY FROM MANT
>>556076234>A rank>don't flatline>don't disappearAlmondLove has 3 more spots for active like-minded players. Drop your ID for a scout/reservation
Teio!
>>556076234ButtSweat, a casual, B+ /uma/ club, is recruiting one person! All that's expected is regularly logging in, and not flatlining for days at a time (a career now and then hurts no-one after all).Be a part of a moderately active in-game chat, discussing things like exchange rates, gacha horrors, misery, online shopping and more! Sometimes we even directly discuss the game (although that often falls under misery).Reply to this for an invite, or apply in-game with /uma/ in your profile text!
Wait, weren’t people talking about 70 RB for MANT? I was super worried about meeting that number
>>556076215>the other UAT fork is ran by some guy who I don't think understands the projectHe just stole it after oofmatoes revealed his spyware and killed his fork, and put a kofi link. The tachyonfag is a confirmed roblox scammer. I doubt he even knows how to code, and he only knew about the spyware being put in from here and called him out on oofmatoes' issue page.
>>556076416People who've never played mant where talking about 70 rb, yeah
why honse so horni
>>556076416
get punched, have a kino life after
my face on ace
imagine special weekbut naked
Post home pages.
>>55607641670rb is for specific building. You just want to somehow reach 50+
>>556076591
https://posfie.com/@mou_tamn/p/JXtjW0C>The fee for using the names Seiun Sky and Nishino Flower was about 5,000 yen each.HOLY JEWS
why are they so fucking big
>>556076234for the love of god don't use guts deck have some respect for your time and sanity
>>55607641650 is enough, you have to actually get some skills you know
Gale/feet anon/size anon are you still around? I'd been waiting for your appearance to make requests...
>>556076676Look at those thick thighs. Big ass under that skirt.
>>556076764retard
>>556076715Surprisingly affordable
>>556076764>implying people will be able to mlb vega
Digitan LOVE
>>556076609
what the HECK!?
>>556076416I remember some posts here before Unity dropped saying Riko was bad because you HAVE to gamble on the top option or else your run is bricked.
>>556076764What's wrong with the guts deck?
>>556076834>hey can I get a little pussy?sorry I only have a big one
>>556076904>he didn't save his gold crystals
>>556076764>1LB Shinko Windy>1LB Fine Motion>1LB Agnes Tachyon
>>556076715Just name them Nishino Sky.
>>556076634There was an american psycho edit with that one but i cannot find it.
so this is where all the almondbros went...
but what if i don't have mlb finemo
>>556076634Not mine but
Would Kitasan do this?
>>556077119cry
>>556077023I KNOW I WASTED ONE. Regardless however getting Admire Vega SR will have a lower chance than getting spotlight SSR NTR
>>556076605Cute laisu!
>>556077174Yes but she wouldn't stop talking about her dad during the date.
>>556077174Kitasan dates the whole town.
>>556076904you get 50 free rolls on NTR banner and an SR crystalmake it work>>556076986Significantly harder than speed wit and you get 0 guaranteed skills.You're not playing CM without professor of curvature, let alone the other golds you needhere's the whale variant to show that the difference in performance is not that big, we all have to highroll summer no matter the deck composition in MANT
>>556077316Kita is easy, but she’s not a slut
>>556076234Ideally you have the unique you want to inherit as the parent and then people with good affinity as grandparents. Then load up on those skills throughout the whole lineage and there's your parent.
>Rate up onsen>Get 2 tissues in a row
>>556077348>oinker deck
>>556077374kitasan is a slut
whats sad that epstein was based except the you know
>>556076715Nishiyama is one of the most based owners out there. Still loves talking about his gems Sky and Flower years later, setting up breeding arrangements to make sure their bloodline continues despite pretty poor results thus far. Also runs a blog where you can keep up with when his horses run and some behind the scenes stuff of being an owner: https://www.ameba.jp/profile/ameba/nybokujo/
>>556077348Where the fuck are you gonna get Stamina from? Especially for Long Umas, you need a lot of Stamina to a) survive the career and b) win the next Long CM
>>556076876>Trainer, if I were ta' push you into a meat grinda'
>>556077438durararararara posted this
>>556077348>here's why X deck wont work>use this oinker deck instead
>>556076904This, there's only 1% chance of getting Ayabe and you can't get her from the pity. It's harder to MLB Ayabe than NTR
What triggers double circle Practice Perfect? Because I've only ever seen it like twice.
>>556077460based jap
>>556077481Buy recovery skills with all the SP you get
>>556077348>MLBing R Riko with 100 free pulls is so easy bro
>people think they can SR outjew the cyjews
>>556077541Only Ryan and Taishin can get it
>>556077114They all failed the penis inspection. Almondanchou has a preference
The more I hear about MANT (Trackblazer) the more I think it's going to filter me like Aoharu (Unity) for the first few days and then it will become muscle memory
>>556077174Definitely
>>556077698it'll become muscle memory but still slow as fuck
>>556077597Is this AI? How do you get 7 cosplayers together without at least 5 whales?
Autis/uma/ does not discriminate based on the state of your foreskin
>>556077698>probably a day before CM 10 finalsLEARN FAST CHUCKLENUTS
>>556077828We don't?Writing my resignation letter.
>>556077481there is 1 long CM that needs a stamina card and you on average only need to Megaphone + Brace 2 stamina trainings in summer to reach that goal if you havent MLB'd finemo by that point you're gonna suffer but it's whatever it's Golshi Slop anyway
Mambo only accepts axe wounds
>>556077348>50 free rolls on NTR banner and an SR crystaleven with the 100 rolls we get like with Riko getting 0 copies is still like 50% chance. Add to that that Vega has even lower chances to appear than a SSR and the majority of players won't even see a single Vega and therefore can't even use their gold uncaps on her
>>556077698all I remember from MANT is going back and forth through several menus. with how long the "connecting.." delay lasts on global it will be a literal torture to play through
>>556077916I’ve seen your foreskin. You don’t get to discriminate.
>>556077924Btw front runners need Kitasan+Bourbon
>>556076764>>556076234Where's fuku?
Post Taiki's Shuttles
>>556077698Learning what items are worth buying and which are bait (max energy) will take some getting used to but that's part of the fun
ああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああああ
anyone recommending to actually roll or borrow NTR should perish
>>556078045>how long the "connecting.." delay lasts on globalWill they ever fix this?
My new danchou molested me...
post umamusumes
>>556078001SR ayabe is relevant to this dayshe's the only SR you prioritize unless you're really hurting for Wit cards in which case Seiun Sky SR is priorityayabe herself can cap Guts in Onsenbut this is a niche that hardly even exists unless youre brand new in JPhttps://youtu.be/Zot9a-OltHY
Appearently Pokke has a heart shaped mark on her butt. I looked it up and indeed there it is.
>>556078254Not unless they set up servers that are NOT on Japan
>>556078228
>>556078270
https://youtu.be/CtwJvgPJ9xw?si=ydxSWxM96flH9jT_
>>556078274capping guts with ayabe in onsen...
>>556078372oh no no no no
>>556078459Anon....If i didn't level or uncap it, that doesn't mean i cleated it....
>>556078274>UAIsn't that CM level?
>>556078185It just keeps tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down
>>556078254It's a steam side problem. Emulator or playing in the phone fixes it
>>556078530You wouldn't leave it at LB0 if you didn't cleat it
anything above 50% race bonus is pure trolling btw, going to 65% or beyond only bricks your runs due to shitty supports
>>556078583yeah it is but CMs in JP arent tough until finalsSP matters more and I'm 1000 SP and 1 fast learner short of a god tier uma, though I'd need real inherits for that to matter
>>556078274I was told Uma is a wit game
For parents runs.Borrow MLB Tazuna and use 0LB Smart Falcon or borrow MLB Smart Falcon and use 1LB Tazuna? You think 10% race bonus and smattering of other stats worth it? I really value Shart Falcon for her hints, Front Savvy and Corner Recov hints are must. +1 stam doesn't sound too bad, but I'm not likely to click Power training.Probably not? Losing 30 speed, 5% train eff, ~9% fail protect and more recovery not worth?
>>556078274i didn't say she wasn't relevant or strong. You can't "prioritize" certain results in gacha anon? It still remains that with free rolls most people won't even have the option to use uncap crystals on her
>>556078745Why not? I cleated the speed Golshi and she set me up for foreseeable rainbow future
>>556078694all she's good for
>>556078818wit scales very badly past 1200 but you'd still want it at 1400 in stuff like Mile and sprint CMs where the stam requirements are still like 300-600
>>556078856No reason to level it up much if at all if you can only hit 30.
>>556078274I think you're completely missing his point. His point was not being able to get it or MLB it in gacha in one go. Heck even 200 rolls might not even land you an MLB of her SR
>>556078303cute
>misclicked first training on 0 friendship gutsglue
>>556078694>>556078909Behold, the Triple Jobbing Crown!
>>556078847you're gonna spook her eventually, MANT isn't even her most important scenario. if you don't get her in NTR banner that sucks but you're gonna get her and invest your resources into her
I am cleating this anon if he doesn't do a run before the end of the next daily reset. Kinda in a bad mood to play whack-a-uma with a potential fl*tliner
Is my MLB Ines going to be good for mant or is her energy drain still a brick
>>556077828mine is intact btw (eurochad)
umamusume clitoris
>>556078960Is there so much skill spam wit just stops mattering after a point?
>>556079120now that i agree on.
>>556079195if she has 10 race bonus like most fully uncapped SSR then yes
>>556079124We just started the month bro why are you angry at flatliners
>>556078979Ooookay? Weirdo.>>556079120Wont we get that shop with rotating cards in it? Maybe she is spookable there.
>>556079282nice
>>556079124bro sprint runs give me like 100k fans what else do you want me to do bwo gwo fwo
Danchou... my uhhhh dog died after eating my phone so I'll flatline for two weeksdeal with it kudasai
>>556079337I think I've given him enough excuses to not give him the boot for months now, but he's pushing it>>556079550Then I'm not looking at you, you're good
>>556079550>sprint runs give me like 100k fans >not doing 15 races for the skill pointsDo you even bakushin
>>556078909this is probably my favorite picture
>I am the regular jockey for Bamboo Memory, Oguri Cap, Soccer Boy and Super CreekThis won't end well
>>556079550You're fucked if you're not doing any extra races for CM
danchou sent unprompted nude pics to the top 3 earners, and I was 4th
>>556079274wit was never about spamming skills, that has diminishing returns after 800 wit, it's about Pace up mode, your pacer or late surger etc being at the front of their pack, speeding up on a coinflip chance every second, or maybe even promoting to a new pack it with the right set of skills, like a late surger moving to pace chaser position or a pace chaser running over the frontseven in global you can use wit to build for this scenariohttps://youtu.be/k3TOq9_PpKg
Which uma is most likely to give me chamidia?Asking for a friend.
>>556078303>her>visible penis
Since next CM is such an RNG gamblefest.If I give all my of honses SUPER LUCKY SEVEN then one of them is bound to be the SUPER LUCKY SEVENLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK UNDERSTANDING THE NEXT CM I'LL GAMBLE
>>556080131i've unironically seen my 1 uma proc it multiple times
>>556079825>R love me so
>>556076312584305479143I would like join your club
>>556077174Kitasan is not for (You), she is for Sweepy and the other mares.
>>556079909>end closer hitting spurt from first place because they get pushed to the front from a million middle game skills
>>556080206I had it activate once but it was on my early and test ace>>556080264SHIRAOKI-SAMA WILL GIVE ME THE FINAL EVENT
>>556080265sent
>>5560802641 in 9 chance of 60 points is an expected gain of ~7 points in each statthat's fucking dogshit lol
>721 speed leaving classic summerSomething bad is about to happen
>>556080208the R just means I was the one to choose the mare and the stallion to make the horse
>>556080264 (Me)I was trying to get at only Fuku can learn it but I brainfarted and forgot 1) other girls can use Fuku's card2) Fuku can't use her own cardlol
>>556076312>AlmondLove>losing 7 players in a single month
Fear them.
>>556080484this means you've hit a couple stacked rainbows alreadyI'd focus on other stats and reach 900 speed by senior summer
>>556080525Hue, alright.
I've been playing with Opera O recently because I got her New Year alt. While reading some of her events, I wondered: How would she act if she were interacting with the person/uma she's in love to? Would she behave like normal, but making some indirect moves? Would she be straighforward and confess all high and mighty? or maybe we could see her acting flustered and nervous?
>>556080419Even worse, unlike other greens, it needs a wit check
>>556076476
>>556080419It's actually much worse than that. The skill only has a 50% chance to activate even if you're in gate 7
>>556080417my job is pretty similar des
>>556080419Even better, unlike other greens, it needs a wit check
>>556080791no one here has a job
>>556080613I have five horses like that now
I have a ryan parent finally any other good generic parent i can make next?i don't have WHOREber
Just realize you can use Dominator on any distance with Summer Golshi's unique
>>556080808It doesn't care about witcheck. It's purely 50/50
>>556080676you have your answer in the hot springs event
>>556080919That's even better!
>>556080895holy shit dominator (large) is a thing
>>556080754>>556080808>>556080919No it really is all that bullshit
>>556080895On medium you get to proc both dominator and keen eye
maybe reliable velocities are better than unreliable accelsactually, looking at my strongest uma, i think midrace is a scam
>>556080872Please don't call her that
>>556080484It's not that bad, unless power and wit are still not above 600>>556080791Engineering?
time for the 7th straight day of nothing from pulls!
There there Rudolf, everything is going to be alright.
>>556081063hoeber is more similar to her name than whoreber
>>556080693>>556080808>>556081003>>556081021LET IT RIDE
How many umamusume have these two inspired?
>Super Lucky Seven>Taking the Lead>Outer Post ProficiencyRate my Groundwork setup
>>556080484That happened to me and it was my highest roll and a few points short of SYou just gotta belieb
>>556081048accel is good, but accel with proper speed carryover, usually final corner or straight skills, is amazing. stuff like Shadow Break, Emperors Divine Might, Duty of Dignity calls, Homestretch haste, straightaway adept, etc
>got a good SSR card>unusable unless you have 4 dupesyeah... I think I'm gonna quit...
>>556081258outer post is guaranteed if lucky seven triggers so replace it with inner post
>>556078869didnt see the second panel right away because the image is so large and got sad for a second (I thought it was the foreskin deforeskinner contraption)
>>556081258ojisan tier
soooo, are they gonna announce which theaters are gonna show BoaNE movie soon? It's already February https://www.movie-umamusume-newera-en.com/#tickets
>>556081470chill it's Feb 27
>>556081210You need to call her Luna when you are alone with her
>>556081258I would do it if I run frontrunner
>>556081450Context?
angling on pacethink about it
>>556081585hachimi broke up with mambo
>>556078831Hints are basically the same for Falco so go for taz. Or try fuku borrow so those early races are easier.
>>556081258your box, kitasan...
>>556081186I got this and a spechan.
>>556081440Kitasan vibin,
>>556081628didn't xoguri abusers do that last cm
fast forward to tomorrow so i can gamble again
>>556081585It takes place after her fracture, McQueen’s trainer comes to ask you to help train her, while Teio watches everything through the window
Maybe you should try getting a job.
>18* turf sparks and not a single one hitAIIIIIIEEEEEEE
>>556081186
umas are so pretty and nice, unlike ningen women
>>556081812i used it on groundwork makween and won
>>556081972Dia would say this
>>556081896
is plan X even good? I barely see anyone with it win
>>556081972Curren typed this
>>556082062Mr CB giving my balls a good whack!
think im up to like 80 card rolls dating back to riko with 0 ssr and 95% dupes.Seriously i'm missing a bunch of SRs, how the fuck do I just keep getting dupesssssssss I hate this game. I'm still at 1LB cafe despite playing since august... how... meanwhile 12th king
>>556076676need to sniff that big assor rub my dick on it
If im planning on using pacers for this next cm should I plan for groundwork?
>>556081186Well?!
MARUZENSKY I LOVE YOU FOREVER BUT THE OTHER UMA CAN GO STEP ON LEGOSYOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO PASSES DOWN THEIR FUCKING MILE PINK CONSISTENTLY WHILE THE OTHERS JUST FUCKING DON'THOLY SHIT
Teio!?
>>556082289no
>>556082194King loves you, Cafe doesn't care about you because she is mine. Simple as.
its not really gambling if your rolls are free, though, is it
>>556082332
>>556082418lost
>>556076591I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>556082454
>>556082332I'm the sire
Mambo!
>>556076234>>556076764These decks kind of bad compared to what I'm planning to use.
umanko
>>556082498Tama typed this
Sprint is the worst CM type because literally nothing you do matters
>>556082679post it then
>>556082729Tama doesn't even know how computers work
>>556082356
Daring Strike should be good on end closers with maxed wit right
>>556082815
>>556082679In MANT its all about wasting hour of your life racing and not actually caring that much about your deck.
>>556080957>Gets flustered when you straighforwardly call her beautifulFinally the trainer says exactly what I think!
>>556082679There are no bad decks in MANT only shit luck
>S turf groundwork Falco done>S sprint mummy plancha oguri donewho should I use as my third uma chat
>>556082797>>556082859>>556082875Forgot to attach pic lol my bad.
>>556082837Yes, my pace promoted pasa just got btfo by a Taishin with it.
>>556076312why did everyone leave? did dancho close her onlyfans?
how did umamusume achieve a world where neighgers were exterminated
>>556082606
GO FUCK YOURSELF RUDOLF
>>556082991Nyoooo...
yesterday I went outside drunk and talked to a group of Indians, hope I didnt say anything racist like I always do
*bites you*
>>556082763>can throw something non-minmaxxed in and still have a decent winrate this is how all CMs should be, doing 3-5 runs with each ace and putting in whatever is best is so much nicer than grinding a bajillion runs per ace trying to get the perfect meta setup just for a chance at winning
How many days of free rolls left? Already got my LB2 Fuku so I'm waiting if I get 2 more spook before buying.
>>556082938>oink oinkFrom what i understand 50 race bonus is the sweet spot.
>>556082858
famili
>>556083126will you waste 30 pity
>>556083062AAAAAAARGH
>>556083112I think it's a spectrum and sprint falls too far on the other end. I still want to feel like my career choices matter and that there is some correlation between the stats and skills I pick and my chances of winning.
>>556081972the reason you know umas arent ningen women is because they dont crash out and blame everyone around them when they fail, they get determined to try again and work hard
>>556082859this IS NOT TRUEIt is about training on good turns and racing on less than good turnsit is about getting bonus stats at the end of the year from running every G1 Race your character is capable of.it is about racing on turns where the items you can buy outweigh the stats you can earn from trainingit is about incorporating Mile sparks into your umas so they can run more racesit is about understanding that Late December races don't trigger race fatigue, therefore you gamble on running 4 races from november to decemberit is about Item Management it is NOT just about racesyou will do on average 35 races, highrolls anyway from 40 to 44racing every turn without a purpose and having no good trainings will leave you with a SHIT UMA thats worse than an aoharu high roll
>>556083179I'll be back right after I lick her pits clean, but you're on thin ice, scribbler! Better hope you have enough firewalls!
>>556082993Not kaichou's fault Air Groove's IQ isn't high enough to appreciate her genius.
>>556082940>1 left for a better club>3 left most likely to take it easy somewhere else>3 got removed for flatlining or disappearingLast month started well too with no replacements needed on the first week
>>556083126it's not a spook if it's on the fucking banner
>>556083164>Reroll MLB Kitasan>Save the carats until Nice Nature (MLB)>Get some FineMo spook (possible if you are lucky)>Use SSR Ticket and LB Shard on FineMo>Save the carats until Fukukitaru (MLB)Only impulse faggots like you idiots can't plan your resources ahead of time. >B-bwo your umas?That's why I'm rolling my 20k carats towards the all uma banner, i shall have a far bigger collection of uma as all are getting rate-up.
Broke ass bitch can't even afford food
>>556083350thank you based wit neicha i knew pulling on you was a good idea
>>556080414thank you, I will join in 24 hours
>>556083350>Late december races don't trigger race fatigurethis is true in every scenario, btwlike its real
>>556083350I did oversimplify it a bit, but please tell us more anon. Pulls, card composition, Gold City getting double race rewards, everything that can help.
>>556083558someone told me this shit and i did it and i got race fatigue.
>>556083476>Only impulse faggots like you idiots can't plan your resources ahead of timeHow are your parents doing anon?>I'm rolling my 20k carats towards the all uma bannerLel RIP
>>55608335040 races can fuck off
>>556083476>just get lucky brokill yourself
>>556083315I agreethat's why mile CMs are the bestyour build still matters but it's random enough that you don't need to go extreme meta to have a chance to win
>>556083636We gaslight in this thread yes
>>556083757>you will run ze races
Trying to mutate a G aptitude uma is stupid
What's the gaslights for the Sprint CM and the gaslights for MANT.
My German Uma wife is so smart!
>>556084005Its fun.
>>556083350>it is about understanding that Late December races don't trigger race fatigue, therefore you gamble on running 4 races from november to decemberwait what? is this always the case? why? is this ever called out anywhere ingame?
>>556084027>PWR stat doesn't do anything>Tachyon SPD is a must roll like Kitasan
>>556084168hoeh what the fuck
is the scamcha this week, i'm feeling up to gamburu
720 pieces + rotationhttps://jiggie.fun/vgumahttps://jiggie.fun/vgumahttps://jiggie.fun/vguma
there's haven't been a single gacha that gives me constant joy from logging in than uma musume. like kusoges manufactured by the chinks become soulless in just a few months. maybe because of uma's theme and environment, like it's joyful and has fun colors.t. quit endfield due to burnout
I knew the kinen race doesnt proc fatigue on some umas (that get a scripted boost) but they can all do it? and run the dirt before kinen too? thats nuts
>>556084372https://youtu.be/qpPWbO--9o4?si=kvGvNenFR6LNW_JW
>>556084354>rotationNo
>>556083626I'm not an expert but I did read a good guide that ive been incorporating into my practice runs on JP.https://files.catbox.moe/o8f6oe.pdfessentially there are around 200 free stats locked behind running sets of G1 Races. Triple Crown/Tiara + Mile G1s and Tarakuza Kinen and Japan Cup/Mile Championship. All other races exist for you to generate and buy items from the shop for a limited amount of time, and the challenge comes from weighing the benefits of racing for those items as opposed to your training.there is a priority list of things to buy in the pdf, but you essentially always want stat boosters, energy, to hold onto at least 2 braces of the main stats you're raising (there's no wit brace), 2 +60% megaphones, at least 2 golden hammers, and whistles to reroll your summer turns.the biggest power gains are from using braces + 60% Megaphones on summer turns where your cards stack together, this is essentially where your run either always hits or always dies so its important to have the right items on hand, you can spend the excess if you have the funds and arent in need of anything elsedont buy the fast learner hatdont buy the charming mirror unless its EARLYdont buy debuff cleanses unless its for all debuffs or for rough skin
daiwa finger licking good
>>556084458Okay PUSSY you don't have to
>>556084005yeah it fucking sucks but you know what? it's worth it when you get there.
>>556084503Woah, thanks for sharing anon
>>556084515Daiwa is ugly too
This feels so nice.
im going to download AI to my computer (or force AI to use python to make something with an API call to itself like it has done for me before) so that if I ever need to find an image I will just ask AI "find the image where it is bakushin with really big boobs wearing glasses" >hurr AI looking through your computercry about it! also, youre not important. I have given up
>>556084458at least its got edging
umamusume give me erection
>>556084628Man, get a load of this faggot
>>556082684MIGHTY
>>556084646what so 1 person did haru kinen and now anyone can do it? that part sort of annoys me about uma game
>>556084680where is the stream?
>>556084005>Trying to mutate a G aptitude uma is stupidMy only solace is that the next dirt CM isn't Mile because I might have needed to be put on suicide watch
>>556084628t.uoka
>>556084503>dont buy the fast learner hatToo expensive or?>>556084646https://youtu.be/EaUCPC_kUGg?si=paGq9In_Y1NHIdV3
>>556084797Seiun is ugly too
>>556084838Oh, did someone just do it today or something?
>>556084379No late december race procs fatigue after the 11/11 patchyou can, in every scenario, run every race from late november to late december without consequence.essentially, people run 4 races from early november to late december and tank the mood down in MANT for a lot of extra currency and the required G1 races.there are umas that heavily abuse this mechanic such as Pasa and Oguri Cap who just get to run more G1s than anyone else
>>556084838elaborate, I don't get why you are upset
>>556084865on Tuesdays we code
>>556084646This Anon is a cheater who just skinned his 1* Haru over his New Year Haru
>>556083350Can you front run dirt races with E dirt?
>>556084838why are you so upset
>>556085016>>556084646:(
>>556084884you should never be in a position where you have that much currency saved up with nothing to buy. if you do, that means you've had either horrendous luck or you've just been ignoring important items like stat boosters and megaphones and whistles etc
>>556084503>practice runs on JPI was wanting to give that a try since we likely only have very limited time to make CM10 finals aces in MANT, how many hoops do you have to jump through to try MANT on JP? Are the rental decks somewhat in line with what we'll be playing?
uma game uma game runescape
No groundworks spark unfortunately.
>>556085151
Small jig. Also, trying a strange new feature.https://jiggie.fun/s_m_a_l_lhttps://jiggie.fun/s_m_a_l_lhttps://jiggie.fun/s_m_a_l_l
>>556085294Oh those look pretty reasonable to practice with, maybe I'll go set that up later.
>>556085190old school uma game
>>556085151https://hachimi.noccu.art/docs/hachimi/getting-startedmost people will need a VPN, you are lucky if you don't need one. I'd recommend buying an account if you have like 10 bucks lying around, you can get something with like 200k carats for that price.And the rental decks are good for practicing MANT, but theyre not good for MANT. sprint deck + nice nature borrow is the closest you'll get to something resembling a MANT deck but Akebono power might as well not exist, card is dogshit
Why arent Runescape gamblers using uma races to gamba?
>>556084781
Umapyoi
>>556084940Decided to test this as I was playing while reading the thread and, at the very least, this isn't the case for URA Finale.
>>556076215As far as I can tell sweepy is the only bot that truly supports gimmick cards like fuku and NTR. No one else else figured out reading the stat gains and energy costs yet so fuku basically don't exist for them when she isn't a rainbow on speed
Yaeno Muteki.Thoughts?Will you roll for her?
>>556085621this shit doesnt work till MANT anon you're gonna get people's moods down
>>556085151>practice runs on JPNOOO DO NOT DO THAT
>>556085750no nothing about her but I will roll
>>556085621>>556084940I've been TRICKED
Shan’tBut want to
>>556086323DO IT!
>>556086323ITS STILL 50/50 DO IT
I BELIEVE in Urara.
>>556086323
>>556086359>>556086374>>556086540ALWAYS.GAMBLE.
>>556084354too long... dancho will kill me if i keep flatlining...
>>556086579Mambochads stay winning
>>556086573LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
>>556086573nice
>>55608657317% success!
>>556086323>>556086573
>marked
I think I fucked up a bit, could have finished with much more wit
>>556086891I wonder how an old Vivlosfag copes with the fact that most new people who happen upon this character will relate her immediately with a seanig manchildThe thought makes me sad
>>556086891
>>556085050Dia sex
>>556084503That was a good read.
Umallo
>>556087017brother she was released in the middle of these bannersvivlos oldfags dont exist
>>556087054
>my roamer Fuku has landed more on speed than my specialty prio Bakushin and KitasanI swear the game knows when you're doing a borrowed run to purposely fuck you up or when you're training for CM
>13.9k on a fan runFuku SPD is actually crazy, goddamn
>>556087232pull pull pull!
would you have sex with umas if their pussies are like real horse ones
>>556087317My brother in christ that only makes it better
>>556087232
>>556087054our songhttps://youtu.be/HKGwkr8EXWY?si=r4TqGMwrId9yO38s
>>556087317Umamusume pussy is its own beast entirely
>>556087317What kind of fucking stupid question is this? Of fucking course
A king, prince and princess
>>556087201>2 years agoThat's fucking ancient what are you talking about
>>556087305It is confusing because the stat lines don't seem that impressive yet the score is higher. Most of my Fuku runs end up with an NPC spread stat line yet they end up setting scenario scores.
How will this run fuck itself up?
>>556087396
>>556087201My carat supplies are NOT ready for this section of the timeline.
>>556087317Have you read about how umas estrous cycle works? Fuck yes
>>556087571
>>556087247>>556087512Fuku allows you to snowball more frequentlywhile the expected 3 double rainbows per run on a 2 speed setup are weaker with fuku, you essentially start the career with 1 double rainbow on speed and every other stat already procced.this means than an average run will essentially always have the equivalent of 4 double speed rainbows, which is usually what it takes to max speed consistently on a 0% speed uma.
I'm curious about playing in JPI know you need a VPN, I know there's a DMM version, but is there a Steam JP version?
>>556087748
>>556087201I'm going for that NN alt
>>556087873there is a JP steam versionyou need a JP steam account to play the game but if you get it to work its very good. Far superior to the DMM version.and it'll get a 60fps patch on steam within the coming months
>>556087873>but is there a Steam JP version?
>>556087317there's hope for dicklets like me...
>>556087895
>>556087873There is a steam JP version WHICH will overwrite your global version and the vice versa
>>556088054>There is a steam JP version WHICH will overwrite your global version and the vice versaWhy even fucking lie about this
>>556087317
>>55608796460 FPS is only for concerts.
>>556088050
>>556087873Last I tried, JP and global share the same file location, so you can't run both unless you install it on a different windows account or write a script to swap files on launch
>>556088019this image really presumes that horses give a shit about how long they have sex for
>>556088050>humans have more sexual staminauma sisters....
I think I would crash and burn if I did fan runs on half TP I wouldn't be able to keep up
>>556087964>>556087975damn, is there an easier way of making a JP steam account or you gotta just perma turn on a VPN and make a new account?Is there any way of getting two accounts on one system and having the VPN target exclusively the game>>556088054are you talking about appdata/locallow?this is why linux wins, every game uses their separate profile so this maybe wouldn't be an issue
Odds vodka mileEvens asswonder mileDubs cap mile
>>556088230
>>556087873>but is there a Steam JP version?Yes. Create a new steam account under JP VPN. In case you're spooked by some retards, only the DMM and Steam Global shares location, you can play both Steam JP and Steam Global without any issues aside from having two accounts. There's a hachimi/TL version that works for it but you'll have to look around
>>556088348>permaTurn on VPNMake accountturn off VPNDo whatever the fuck you want. I haven't turned on a VPN since I made the account.
>>556088256>he doesn't do fan runs and refill tp on 1/2 event
>>556088401
>>556088567
Sprintdolf died to Haruten
>>556088473I was actually double TPing until 1.2m event points and only found the courage to play the game for real yesterdayThat should be enough to put me back as the 4th highest fan earner in the club
>>556088734
>>556088896
>>556087531Sad no S on anything
>wanted to make a grand parent for my sprint aces for a month>this is my best oneFuck it I'll just make a parent Pasa and whatever gets 1 sprint or turf is going to be the parent fuck this
will sweepy bot get you banned or was it limit tested well?
>>556089059
>>556089183youll be fine
>tfw you know you should be fan farming but you're "too tired" to do it
>>556089240That's what bots exist for
>>556089215
>>556088761>>556088914lovey dovey baby making
>>556089379
>>556089513
>>556089240hehe....
>>556089520
>you should be fan farmingmaybe if you're a retarded fan slave
>>556089720You just know there's some umas with big honkers that just completely crashed out, never went anywhere, and went on to do uma x human porn.
The botlocaust will come right after cygames releases its own (worse) bot shortly after mant release. It came to me in a dream. I came in that dream
>>556089689
Wow, incredible. Thank you Cygames.
So, what's the point of choices that "End the support card chain?"The only thing I can think of is maybe thinning out your deck, but then you also have the chance to get random card events that aren't in your deck so...???
>Bot continues being improved>Hakuraku dev made his third commit to said bot>Ha***mi got a new updateWhat a day
>Finally luck shit a sprint spark>Terrible affinityHAHA
>>556077624is that Kawakami SSR any good? I luck shitted one so I might roll on that Finemotion banner
>>5560891830 bans in JP and Global since 2022Just don't run it 24/7
>>556089240bum ahhget back to work
>>556089859
>>556089762>done with cm9 aces>done with cm10 parents>waiting to finish sparking fuku before training cm10 aces
>>556090042
>>556089991i use it for fan runs onlycenter stage is good for tt umas, otherwise shes good for mood ups
>>556089904>Add Shadow Resolution option (#34)WE'RE SO BACK BABY
>>556089871its if you get unlucky and get it at the end of senior year and you cant finish the chain anyway
>>556090197
Gentildonna, but a filly.
>>556090364
>>556084354Complete
>>556076234Early start is mandatory for lates and ends to win this CM sprint.Good luck
Going through the list it's funny how there are some umas literally no one talks about.
What the fuck do I do, I already have my sprint and dirt aces, I'm bored
>>556089991Kawakami + Akebono gets you two golds for the fronts' combo and thus the white spark (though you'll be running Falco who has groundwork and a gamble for the same gold as Kawakami)As a front main is it worth it? Yeah, as anyone else - no.
>>556090364>Mother and I will be here to take care of youI'm scared.
>>556090546Does it require you to proc Early Start before the 40% mark?
>>556090589parent loop so you have good ggps for MANT parents
>>556090523
Who is smarterCalstone or Bakushin
>>556090695easily bakushin
>>556090695BakushinCalstone has negative brainLike IQ black hole
>Bursts in>Gives you +4 wit>Leaves
>>556090695how long till calstone in global?
Temba, his arms wide.
>>556090683Thank you mom and dad.
uma seiyuu are so fat what is cygames feeding themhttps://x.com/GyaruGlow/status/2018450753086714090?s=20
>>556090683
>>556090695calzone is dumber than urara and tosen jordan
Roll on: fine motion bannerdo not Roll on: NTR banner
>>556090683>didn't wake up with broken bonesthis is fake
>>556090812at least she gave me 150 stats in total to begin with
how the fuck do you run grass wonder's careerits just >blocked every single timeand you cant run her as pace because her unique won't trigger so she loses anywayi started out trying to do the mile g1's as well and now i've given up on those
>making aces last minuteFuckHow was I supposed to make my deck?2 spd 4 wit + if 18 pow?Is it dumb to use 2 spd 1 pow 3 wit if I only have 9* pow because I had to mutate?
>>556090695Both versions of Bakushin have wit bonuses. She only pretends to be dumb so the other umas have a class representative role model that they can realistically aspire to be.
>>556090864
>>556090964>last minutewe're still making parents buddy
>>556090845average middle aged japanese women
>>556090589these fillies are eager for torena cock...
>>556090845they need more of it
>>556091016I gave up on that and decided to settle on my only parent that got 2 useful whites and 2 turf
>>556091093>THE og club>311how the great have fallen
>>556091093
>>556091004
>>556076234Are the sites to top up on carrots safe? If they are are there any preferred? im getting desperate and might spend.
>>556091093>even lower than Mambo and our newest clubSweepy...
>>556091093...
#clublistDacchi from club Bricked with club ID 835612678 here, we did a poll yesterday and our club name is now... Le Fische . Please change the rentry to reflect that thanks clublist anon.
>>556091160
>>556091263KICK THE FLATLINERS DANCHODE
>>556090842
>>556091180>"are the sites safe?"0.1% risk, and by that I mean "go use it and don't cry if your account ends up compromised" when cygames cracks down on it or it turned out that they used stolen credit cards/gift cards>"any preferred one"The cygames store>"I am getting despewate ;_;! #F2Pbtw"What the fuck do you expect me to tell you? go buy the monthly pack then daily pull and if that's not enough there's the vouchers in a month
>>556091180the official site that pops up ingame when you click to buy carrots is the only safe option to not get your credit card stolen
>>556090589Mayano owes me sex
>>556091263Skaddiddle Skadouth, your penis is now in my mouth
>>556091329
Every Support banner before El Speed is a scam
danchode... I 've reached my quota...
>>556091263your brand recognition...
>>556090589this guy needs to make porn already
>Mambotters bragging about anything
>>556091525Fact Checked (True)
>>556091505
>>556091485>>556091476is it cheaper on the cygames store vs steam or the app store? genuinely don't know
Good thing Danchou wouldn't know I spent my whole TP giving up runs
>>556091263Why would you do that
>>556091706You spend the same in USD but are compensated with extra free carats.
>>556091662
Is Almond Love or any comparable club still recruiting?
>>556091706Yes.Just remember not to 10-pull like some animal (unless it's a paid banner and you're fine with the gamble) and that the vouchers are their own pack.
>>556091819gn
>>556090589Train my sprint aces so that I can have a few days of my life back.
>>556091859>>556076312Still 2 spots
>>556091904>not to 10-pull like some animalwhy not
>>556091706ive been selling off my tf2 and csgo skins for a while to buy the monthly pack, i'll probably spend my google play rewards money on a pack when 1st anni comes around.if you're desperate to pull out your credit card then the cygame's store is the best option
WHY DO I KEEP THINKING I CAN BEAT TURF QUEENS
Somebody translate this, is it some kind of boob contest or what
Curren slut.
>>556092167It's the amount of times torena-san has cum inside themDia is just happy Kita is in the club
>>556092030If you hold onto your paid carats and daily pull during banners you're sparking, the spark will end up cheaper (30k goes down to 29k after 10 dailies).If you daily pull during a banner you're interested in that but don't want to spark for, you'll spend 50 paid carats instead of 150 free or paid which means you get to save more carats for other stuff.Also save your pink tickets, they count towards sparking.The savings add up over time.
>>556092167lesbian sex wrestling
Can I go all engine no gas in the sprint CMs?
Super Creek
what are TT dirt races again, sprint or mile?
>>556092167Yeah>Main gym uniform cup>judgeshttps://translate.google.com/?sl=ja&tl=en&op=images
>>556092167TEIO!
>>556092013343376152533
>>556092356Mile
>>556092327yes but if you have to place in Kikuka Sho or TSS you'll be raped and lose the career, same goes with 2400m URA finals>>556092356Mile.
>>556092390sent
>>556091075Those are both colts...
>>556092392>>556092418thank
juvenile fillies
>>556092418>yes but if you have to place in Kikuka Sho or TSS you'll be raped and lose the career, same goes with 2400m URA finalsNot if it's King Halo's career
I slacked in last two event that had cards did I fuck up?
>>556092623you don't have to place in arima kinen
>>556092623Halo doesn't have to place she just has to run in it
>>556092481I just now left my club. I'll be able to accept tomorrow.
>>556092682If you missed the yeppers guts and power marvelous tits you're unironically bricked
>>556092682brother, fuck the cards. What about the crystals
Snuck this fast learner Rudolf past HarutenPlease don’t call her a witlet
Umas with scary gazes are the best
>>556092926
>>556092726>>556092736Not if you want her secret event
>>556092947powerlet, you want at least 1100
>>556092013918528566295
>>556092296>be a daily pull miser to save measly 1k carats on spark>mess up last banner day and miss chance to claimgonna happen and surely has
>>556092838I will come back for the fr*nch scenario then
Sweepy after the energy cost update + the release of fuku just got me my first S
>>556092947I tried making a Rudolf for sprint but it was annoying, and I wanted to make her pace and not sure if her unique works as pace.Decided to just make Suzuka instead
Urara's so cute
>>556092947She's late so she doesn't really need wit.Would you believe a lie like that?
>>556092995yeah let me just waste hundreds of points in stamina to get +10 on everything else
>>556092718release the kingstein files
The selector ticket fo 20 bucks is up to this banner right?I am half way to sparking for Urara but thought about it and if I have no one else I care about I could just cut my losses here and just wait for the ticket and save up now for something in the future
>>556093020sent>>556076312and we're full
>>556093235>pussying out at -15k carats
>>556092947I made one too but no sprint S and having a hard time winning because of witlet
>>556093235Don't pussy out on Urara now. I guarantee you care more about her than I care about Dober, but I stuck it out to full pity.
>>556093412That's rightI would have spent ZERO carats if I thought about the selector ticket earlier.This is my punishment for being a dumbass, but I won't be dumb enough to fall for sunk cost fallacy.
>>556076985>I remember some posts here before Unity dropped saying Riko was bad because you HAVE to gamble on the top option or else your run is bricked.I have a theory.Sloptubers said that because they were used to the gook meta of having infinite borrows so every run was esentially worthless and so they could afford infinite gambles. Their opinion in turn influenced their RETARDED NIGGER VIEWERS who get their info off individuals from SEA - I daresay, a "priest class"- and then those viewers spread literal misinfo here.
Her career is absurd. She's literally throwing herself at her torena for the entire thing, it's scandalous.
>>556093576is she basically kino's journey: the uma?
>>556093801>but I won't be dumb enough to fall for sunk cost fallacyngmi
Tokai Teio
Since I can't find a Mummy Creek with 9 sprint to make my Condor ace, will I be better off giving up on her skill and just pumping midgame with a different 9-sprint parent?
>>556093767>>556093884The thing is that I can spend 20 bucks and get Urara GURANTEED or keep rolling and knowing my luck (I had to spark for a single copy of Cafe on her banner) not get her.Seems like the smarter option to me knowing my luck stat is like D. If you were to see my support card deck you would also agree that I am a luckless bastard
>>556093063Are you using your fuku or renting
>>556093882Kinda, yeah. Despite everything she really likes traveling and seeing new places.
whoever assigned jordan's stat growths must be 100% retarded it would make sense if it was 10% stamina and 20% strength also her career sucks for such shitty growths she gets
>>556093854Sloptubers did the exact opposite and drastically overhyped her. Witgod was the only one that didn't rate Rice/Riko as some kind of gigameta must pull.>>556093976I guarantee there's at least one meta parent with no reruns you could use the selector on.
Which uma is for me? I'm into tall big boobed woman
>>556093945Find a turf one with sprint grandparents then gamble on inspirations off the other legacy>>556093801If you're still missing both Opera and Urara keep going.>>556093976>I had to spark for a single copy of Cafe on her bannerkek
How does umachess work? Can every piece move in an L on top of its regular moves?
>>556094178Nishino Flower
>>556094210peons move in L, there's 2 torena pieces that only move forward
>>556094178Hishi Akebono
>>556094189>Find a turf one with sprint grandparents then gamble on inspirations off the other legacyI don't have any decent parent with more than 2 sprint unfortunately, 8* will only get me to C...
>>556093976>I had to spark for a single copy of Cafe on her bannerCafe also drained me dry
>trainee ticket coming up>not a single trainee worth 20$Shame.
>>556093576>>556093882The reference goes deepKino no TabiKin no Tabi (金の旅)Golden Journey (Stego's Hongkong name)
>>556094178Akebono or Taiki, those are your choices
>>556094178dream journey
>>556094005Rented Kita fuku windy speed Bourbon tachyon and sr dober wit
>>556080846>no one here has a jobumapply umapply>>556081158hft
Wait I thought this was a support card one
>>556093945You need 10 sparks+1 inspo to make her A sprint. Bring your own 9* sprint parent and search for 1* sprint mummy creek instead.
>>556094320No single trainee is worth 20 bucks, period.
>>556094152True I COULD use a Dober (even though Ryan I believe does the job), but I pick with my heart and not my brain.I rather have the characters I like and be worse off in the strength department than the other way around. Besides Dober though I don't really know what else I could possibly want if I did care about strength>>556094189I got TWO copies of Opera anon and a wedding Air Groove. I don't want to suffe anymore.>>556094302Fellow brother in suffering.
>>556094301then don't use pasa
>>556094380Fine, I'll impregnate the donkey
>>556094320TM Opera O (New Years) is absolutely worth it because she is still a top tier parent even years down the line.
>>556094380Oh no anything but the forced standing paizuri
>>556094398>Bring your own 9* sprint parentYou think I'd be having this problem if I had a 9 sprint parent? I don't even have a 3. >>556094440But I like pasa!None of this would be a problem if the first Mummy creek I borrowed didn't remove her from the pool.
Also, Kitasan is having a lot of free pulls on her banner right? She is pretty meta for fronts? So I'll just pray for that and not use the selector for Seiun. If I don't get Kitasan then my front runners will just suck and I will accept that.
>>556094395you didn't switch banners before clicking so you lost 1500 carrot
>>556094380this motherfucker still holds the time record for arima
>>556094403YET. Fenomeno isnt on global, yet.
>parent run finally gives a 3*thank you Rice
Sex with Gentildonna
>>556094403They are if you like them enough.I'd totally spend 20 bucks on Digitan, but I already rolled for her.
>>556080846I wish I didn't have to have a job.>>556094407>True I COULD use a Dober (even though Ryan I believe does the job)I thought that too until I put both on my Golshi and saw how much more she triggered Past and Beyond than Pumping Iron>I rather have the characters I like and be worse off in the strength department than the other way around. Here's the neat part: having strong parents enables dumb oshi strategies.>Besides Dober though I don't really know what else I could possibly want if I did care about strengthNY Opera O is good for everything except sprint.
>>556094664Nasty slop.
Got a join request, decent numbers though I found out a bunch of others from that club also left...I downloaded another club's January spreadsheet.I am up to 7 of those
>>556094380I can't believe she is more stacked than SundayShe can sure hide it well
>>556094515Time to make your own parent then, no other way to it
>>556094537no I mean the selector ticket
Never forget
>>556094664AI Slop. Disgusting.
>>556094692Why is this Digitan so small?
>>556094515If you don't borrow mummy creek, you lose one reliable ult for this cm. I guess if you can make godlike pasa, it will be fine without creek ult.
>>556094403>No single trainee is worth 20 bucks, period.it's amazing what a few months of gacha conditioning will do to value psychology
At least 10 members of my crew are botting
>>556094828Lore accurate.
Post them, I haven't changed mine since Brian released.>>556094806Based gentle poster
okay, i'll fall for the gentil propagandais she for you?
>>556094860You lose if you spend.Posted from my stolen iPhone off free wifi outside a McDonalds>>556094403My wife is worth all the money in the world
ROLLINGOdds I pull 1 10x then eepEven I eep1 3 NY Umas5 9 Card7 BOTH
>>556094935I have mine set to all random
>>556094572Good taste!>>556094713The silver lining in pulling up to 100 in the banner is they I have NY Opera, so at least there is that.I will wait because I will probably need as much I can gather for the eventual bullshit that I want.
do we ever get a chance to reroll blues on old parents
>>556094896Wish that was me
>>556094935Anon, think of your poor umamusume archive.
I don't feel like going through the hoops to make a Condy parent so I'm going to borrow a mediocre one and wing my sprint aces. Group B finals should be doable enough!>>556094935The only one I have set is Brian on my home screen.
Cygames intern-sans, please give me 2 copies of Curren SSR in the free pulls tomorrow.Arigatou.
>>556094939You're powerless but she isn't which makes you feel like a bit of a bitch so you hit the gym but she finds out and she WILL fix you.
>>556095005SHITgoodnight
>>556094939she grooms you over the course of her career
>>556095050>set to brian>toraining fujibased boyfaggot
>>556094859Well Since I have neither a good pasa parent nor mummy creek either way none of my aces will have both skills unless I'm obscenely lucky. I have a less ideal creek parent I can use on pasa but I'll end up kind of low on sparks if I use it (7 PWR, 3 WIT, 2 SPD, 3 TURF 10 SPRINT). I guess I could try for a much harder statline. Is Straightaway Accel worth using R Riko in career?
>>556095009I've been drip feeding my oinker carats into the banner for her. I'll start dropping 10 pulls the day All Uma drops and hope that I have enough to justify sparking it.
I'm sorry King Halo but lately I've been fantasizing about Kawakami Princess passionately raping me and losing herself in pleasure from raping me that she won't stop until she realizes I've passed out
>>556092926me on the right
>>556094935
>>556094935Been like this since Scorpio when I switched Bourbon with Mackie
>>556095225>boyfaggot>Brian???
>>556095025once make a new trainee comes out you won't want to
>>556095351Dream Journey is so lovelyI can't wait for her
I can't win a single scrim lobby here or public, I think I'm washed for sprint, longslop is my forte
every morning after umarriage
>attention whore jpfag posting here instead of his thread
>>556095424
My boy, Ace
>>556095491post aces
>>556095695OiThat's CBYou can't trick me.
>>556095225Yessir, although I wouldn't say Brian is much of a boyfag trainee because she still looks very feminine and has her cute moments.>>556095357Another image to save to my folder, thank you.
is mutating an end even worth it all you get is 1sec of 0.2accel. vs gambling a bunch of random crap with 3sec of 0.4 accel.
When do we get an option to glue right away post-run? I have to spend at least half an hour trying to recheck my old fan runs
Which one should I update
>>556095650Megane, piercing blue eyes, soft spoken, flat as a board, beautiful hair, cool race wear Like they knocked it out of the park with her design. Probably my favorite of the Stego group
>>556095747let me guess, you'll fill the rest with nishini and marvey?
>>556095887are you going for open league
>>556095909
>>556095887start from the B+, A, then whoever has the lowest wit/amount of golds
>>556095337Post pits
>>556095887Check each one and if you have ones you can easily upgrade (ie. you made a bakushin with a borrowed Kita but you now own her) then work on that
>>556095827No. That's why you barely see any Taishins.
>>556095887Start with the ones that don't have Sympathy.
>>556095778>she still looks very feminine and has her cute moments.Show me a single "boyfaggot" uma that doesn't, just one>>556095351>StegoI know who you are>Meh>CRINGE>Gentle Wife Gentle Life>>556095556Pic related
>>556095908Now that's a good taste, anon
>>556095909Nishino's flower!
>>556094935I wish there was a way to set more than 4.
>>556095827The only real end is Taishin, who has speed carry over unique, 0.4 accel, and the higher speed/accel coefficients of ends.
>>556096395>The cutest of CFs>The cutest of cute grannies>MAMBO>OYAKODONNow THIS is an insanely based selection!
>>556095887Might as well tank the class 5s and start upgrading your TT when MANT comes
are these that bad? they literally cannot even come close to winning a single race
>>556095962Nah I like going for graded league, last time I got good results
Wonder Acute's granny schtick is stupid
Acute or Bijin for my future third dirt ace?
>>556096548What are they going to win the race with?
>>556096573
>>556096548isn't the left one way better?
I wish the nigger downloading and posting what was essentially twitter thumbnails a very pleasant ten pull low roll tomorrow
>>556096493Why would a horse eat chicken aren't they herbivores?
>>556096640
>>556096678Yeah
>>556096770yes yes post the hors eating baby chicken haha chicken nuggies look at the hons go
>>556096770you're trying to make someone post THAT video
Odds another vodka runEvens asswonder runDubs I kick the flatnigger right now
>>556096770im not gonna do it anon
>>556096548You have no accels other than your unique that isn't gonna work most of the time cause you're a Witlet>groundwork paceStop trying to build this, it's trash
>>556096747
>>556096640Narita Tits Road
>>556096902her ass is a wonder
>>556096919It's not trash, they just double circled all their skills and wasted their skill points on nothing.
>>556096832 >>556096883 >>556096913
>>556097037HOLY SHIT
>>556096770Omnivorous.
>>556097037oh my god what the fuck
>>556096548>savvy with NSMyou're actively worsening the chances of it proccingyou don't need savvy at 1k+ wit, ignore the witlet comment, obligatory turf Scomplaintalso, where are your gambles, Turbo Sprint, Rushing Gale, Head-on, Spirit PWR?The rest is good
>>556097037It's cute how he gets so proud of himself
>>556097037nuggers should trade jokic for this fella
>>556097148oguri.jpg
UMA MUSUMEPRETTY DERBY
>>556097037This but change out dog.
what dcks are ppl using for bakushin
>>556097281my own, why would I use any other?
>>556097225Slowly coming to understand that this general cannot be trusted to give feedback on posted umas
>>556097229i heard taiki when i read thisi haven't even run her career
>>556097159I wanna marry this poorfagI wanna gift this poorfag expensive foodI wanna make this poorfag super depressed by gifting her good clothesI wanna hug and kiss this poorfag
It seems like I'll be forced to use my crystal in order to MLB my Fuku, even after dropping 2 sparks on her. This game is incredibly cruel.
>>5560972816 speed BAKSHIIIIN
>Another mood down after the raffle
>Have only ran 4 careers since arima kinen CM ended>Can't bring myself to do anotherbwos is it over for me? has my time finally come?
>>556095240yes, straight accel is good. I think you can kinda breeze through pasa objective races though without riko. If you have nishino power, might be better to bring her instead.
>"strategy savvy makes it less likely for you to be blocked and decreases your chance to activate NSM"It also counts the guy in either neigh-boring lane
>>556097372
>>556097281the rental
>>556097410come join us flatgods
>>556097406>mood down immediatly after summer
umamusume who most enjoys fisting
>>556097372i actually tried an artisanal chocolate bar recently, what an obscene fuckin scam. A generic hersheys tastes better
I had sex today
>>5560972814 wit 1 R Falco 1 Fuku
>>556097612>urara>sexhey, that's illegal!
Man, every good Mummy Creek parent is fucking full.
How did you guys create Sprint parents for Pasa so fast?
>>556097612ulala would say that
>>556097612Boiled vegetable
she doesn't deserve her
>>556097342tell me what was wrong with my feedback
>>556097445i dont think people really have proof that savvy negates NSM. The thing about NSM is that its just really hard to activate when everyone goes spread out mode. That's why only 2-3 umas were lucky to trigger it in sag when it matters
>>556094935I'm gonna have it on random for a while so I read the cute conversations more.
>>556097696creeku's thick legs...
>>556097674They started working on sprint parents/aces during CM8 or even earlier.
>>556097697Too smelly
>>556097424I gave it a shot but I have to actively click on stamina/power or Falcon's dead by the DerbyRiko leads to a bit of overstamming but she'll save you so many headaches.
>>556097461feel free to correct me but she is one of the easiest and most fun characters to please in my head>poor, big family bond, generally easy goingwould love to either gift her or her siblings expensive stuff to embarrass tama>>556097586I'm sure there is some good stuff out there, but man you really need to be into chocy for that, which I'm certainly not. The most expensive bar's I've had so far was 5€ 100g Lindt stuff, and only cuz I much prefer dark choc, which they're great at, plus they're easy to get everywhere.
>>556097674Pasa being goated for sprint CM was an open secret for a while so everyone was doing parents and stalking mummy creek parents to borrow.
>only own lb1 chinko windyI'm ngmi
>>556097660what kind of creek parent were you looking for?i have an alright mummy creek with pasa as a grandparent, 4 power 4 turf 2 sprint and 3 speed with some groundwork in there if you wanna borrow that
>>556097798made for holding me close at night
>>556097037
>>556098070Couldn't be me.
>>556097908ppl gifted expensive chocolate box to family at xmas and it was ass too. Anyway -- Tam would have to be convinced to accept gfts, shes stubborn to the point of saccing her own health to spoil her siblings. Ofc her story has some unpleasant holes best not thought about tho
how much stamina/guts for hishi akebono to proc her skill for the coming cm?
ok, yeah, I got no proof that Savvy affects NSMreading up the mechanics yet again I find absolutely nothingSavvy affects Field of View, yet that's only used for Vision which is only used for visible target debuff skillsOvertake mode talks about visible umas, but the values are constant and don't seem affected by the FoV, so I think there's really nothing stopping savvy insert rudolf.jpgbut still, what an absolutely convoluted and useless mess this section is
who has the dumbest fucking reason for a mood down that isn't' Rudolf
>>556098334Like 230.
>>556098070Just use your MLB Speed Fuku and roll for MLB NTR next month
>>556098402grass
>>556098402>le hecking picklerinos>cafe/tachyon spitting on each other's drinks
>>556098334100 less than whatever you're gonna end up withrun her on a long G1 and pray you get a purple recovery skill
>>556098070Skill issues
>High affinity fast learner run>End runs with almost no notable skills
>>556098402Air Groove, Maruzensky, Urara
>>556098456>>cafe/tachyon spitting on each other's drinksIs this real
>>556098334500 cigarettes
>>556098402the post above yours
>>556098402the death of mr chalk
>>556098295>and it was ass tooStop getting bad choco>would have to be convinced to accept gftsHere is the trick: If she won't accept things (obviously), then gift things to her siblings, making her happy and equally embarrassed.If this dumb shitter won't accept her gifts that's fine, but I'm sure her siblings would fucking LOVE these clothes, toys or sweets coming from her big sisters boyfriend.
>>556098070>>556098232I'm still waiting for more copies myself, but when would I want to use her? Kind of hard to justify putting her in over Sweep or even Kingu when she'll get to MLB.
>>556098617They do spike each other drinks, but I don't remember them spitting in each others drinks
>>556098612Better than the classic no-one-shows-up-for-summer special
https://x.com/fufufuyu__/status/2018449522591179092Is this really Falco's VA? she sounds... different, did she get replaced?
>>556098119Just one with mainly Turf sparks and Power sparks. Currently, just trying to build my Bakushin ace. This is my first attempt, I randomly threw together without too much research. Now I'm wondering If I should ditch FM for SR Dober and borrow Teio SSR speed instead.
>>556098427>>556098543>>556098640uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so no one knows exactly????????????
>training Teio>Click rest>She runs the Yasuda Kinen instead>12th, -1 billion energy>Run Takarazaku anyway>Double Rainbow no energy I hate this faggot game.
>NO ONEand I mean>NO ONEwas talking about windy speed for MANT, in /uma/ in /v/, in browntuber videos, twitter, anywhere>SUDDENLYin this thread specifically>YOU HAVE TO HAVE HER MLB OR ELSE BRICKOkay.
>>556098918anon there are probably like 2 people here who have bono
>>556098912where did you get 4headon from
>>556098918her unique's fuckeddownhill mode is absolutely necessary as it gives a massive speed boost, but it also immensely cuts down stamina drain, so your ult is extremely hard to trigger
>>556098754MANT. She has highest race bonus among SR speeds. But she's probably gonna be your last choice for speed card in MANT.
>>556099073>>556099073>>556099073>>556099073
>>556098846idk sounds like her to meMaybe you're just too used to her saying HOEH
>>556098991I know she's good for MANT because an anon said my deck wasn't MANT ready because my stinky windy and nishino aren't MLBd like a month ago.
>>556099057random spirit bursts
>>556098846I love the unspoken rule where all of the dirt umas become friends
>>556098918nobody has her + it's a sprint with 80% downhills you literally have to go out of your way to tank her stamina in order for her to use her unique so uhh 18 power spark and avoid ever clicking stam/power
>>556098991Anyone with half of a braincell could decide she's good for MANT if they took a second of their lives to look at her stats and find she has 10 race bonus
>>556098949>Gigarape failure late AugustI'm going to drug this retard and let her fat fans have their way with her.
>>556099064Ah, good to know. Hope I get more copies with these free pulls.
>>556098918Stam/Guts requirements are about 200/200 combined with the wit requirements.If you want to consistently get carryover from her ult, you'll need about 230-250 stam. but that's variable with guts and wit. So no one can give you a 100% definite answer.
>>556098991One of the sloptubers, I think Henry (horse plushie mascot profile icon) mentioned her as a good SR speedo card ages ago, before she even released, in his roll guides.
>>556099353hasn't that guy won ONE (1) SINGULAR CM? A random /uma/ poster who still loses to riko has a better CM score than him LMAO
>>556085750Bamboo Memory!!