Welcome to the Sonic General! Here we discuss all things Sonic!/sthg/ #9030 - Cyber Skeleton Edition==NEWS==>Sonic the Hedgehog's 35th anniversaryhttps://www.sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog?tab=35th-anniversary>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://variety.com/2025/film/news/sonic-4-release-date-march-2027-1236280697/>Paramount Developing Sonic Movie Spin-Offshttps://comicbook.com/gaming/news/sonic-the-hedgehog-spin-off-movies-report-paramount/==Comic Release Dates==Sonic the Hedgehog #84 - 04 February 2026Sonic the Hedgehog: Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds - 04 March 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #85 - 11 March 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #86 - 08 April 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthglinks>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#comics>Sonic shows:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#shows>SAGEhttps://sagexpo.org/>SHChttps://shc.zone/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4ru>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ OC info:https://sthgoc.tumblr.com/archive/>/sthg/ CyTube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Zone: >>556046576
>>556080132This one was made first (and I hate rails), so I'll be using this one.
>>556080198Someone found this in 200 years and got pregnant.
>>556080467I think that's the general consensus
Douge
>>556080467lol get wrecked tailsfagshttps://youtu.be/Xssze9dU47I?si=BRcfpIbzwlMtb7C9
>>556080198Finally, some good OC.
>>556080594Yeah, nobody likes rails.
>>556080198>What if Shadow was TRAPPED and BETRAYED by humanity for 200 years?
>>556080605Rouge literally can't be Silver's mom because she literally said she never wants to have children in her life in the games get fucked Shadougefag.
>>556080697Agent Orange was such a good punk rock band. Skilled at both songwriting and playing instruments
Drago!
>>556080697Ah, ah. I said I hate rails, there's a difference. Tails is more of a mixed bag.
>>556080132
Wasn't Silver born almost 200 years in the future? How can anyone from the cast be his mom?
>>556080795duh, Silver is a sonaze kid
How do you talk about Sonic all day?
>>556080132>sega says make them like like the dbz androids (cool)>ian and evan don't like this and make the like the gems in steven universe (lame)
>>556080795I never said anything about Silver.
>>556080886I probably shoulda said “tailspedos” instead. That alcoholic tailsfag is cool.
>>556080949It's delusion bases on two fictional characters larping as other fictional characters who happen to be father and son.
>>556080968Infinite supply of shitpost images
>>556080795Silver is an Arctic adapted hedgehog. He's not born to anyone we know.
>>556080968I'm open to discussing everything about the franchise
>Literally warn and give a heads up so I don't have to make new bread>Wait until the time limit is up and post>"lol get wrecked tailsfags"You're a fucking nigger, you faggot.
>>556080969
>>556081086So what about the anons that want to rape Tails themselves?
Tails hasn't been a compelling character than SA2. I don't see how he is any more valid than the diamond cutters or the freedom fighters at this point. Just another face of constant disappointment. Not a single appearance of him was warranted. Even the manga can't give him anything worth doing.
>>556081086Anon, every tailsfag is pedo by default. Or are you going to prove me wrong somehow? And what's so cool about excessive drinking?
>>556081139
>>556080949Silver is a Sonamy and Shadouge great great great great great great grandchild.
>>556081139shit ur pants harder
>>556081275I'M TRYING!
>>556080969>>556081171
>>556081139Not her but it's really your fault. Next time, don't give a warning and just do it.
Cream the Rabbit.
>>556081406made for kisses and impregnation
>>556081240We don’t all want to fuck him retard
>>556081269>Shadouge great great great great great great grandchild.Nice try. Rouge having descendants is OOC. She doesn't want kids.
Sometimes I wonder...
>>556081240Well the alcoholic tailsfag says that other tailsfags are weird, and he’s right. Plus I might know why he drinks, as I’m a drinker myself.
>>556081086It depends on the day and if I want to shitpost, hornypost or actually discuss something.
>>556080795Just because Silver isn't Shadow and Rouge's son, that doesn't mean he's Shadow and Amy's son.
>>556081406Like you wouldn't believe.
Surely this thread will be normal and we won't post degeneracy
>>556070110>uneventful KnucklesX(y/n)I read all that, and the whole time I was wishing he'd fuck us, instead of us fucking him. I almost came humping my pillow, but I definitely would've if he was fucking us. I could write circles around this guy, it was way too short.
>>556081362
>>556081631I'll....try.
>>556081229You say this as if anyone has been compelling since SA2
>>556081507I'm not a Shadouge shipper but Shadow doesn't want kids either. He can't have descendants
>>556081125People love posting the most stupid headcanons. How in the god damn fuck is he an arrict fox if he was based on a mink? Are you seriously thinking the devs who didn't know male bees didn't have stingers know this much about biology?
>>556081771my WIFE
>>556080795>shadamyfag is jealousGo harass fanfic writers
>>556081387I don't want to make the thread. That's why every time I do, I make sure the image is something that's going to piss people off.
>>556081913nta but the fox and polar bear are being used as examples.
>>556081948Well good going dumbass. You ended up pissing yourself off.
>>556081509The happy ending
>>556082061Task failed sucksessfully
>>556081575He's the son of two hogs in 200 years. None if the cast are his parents. He could be descended from them but there's no plausible way he's the offspring of any established characters.
>>556080132>>556080910Too bad Surge being a Cyborg will never play any meaningful part in the comic
>Shadouge melty that their own character doesn't want any kids I guess you hate Rouge
>>556081086I'm (one of) the alcoholics, and I don't want to lewd Tails. Specifically, I was the one that said I want to make friends with Tailsfags, but some of you guys are too weird for me.
>>556082247And that's the truth
>>556082061I'm not mad, just annoyed I wasted the 40 seconds it took me to make it.You would know if I was mad on here because there'd already be 30+ posts talking about and baiting namefags in here to start a flamewar for the whole thread. Yes I use multiple devices while doing this.
>>556081509Don't do it from a low height. The long drop combined with the weight of the body is what causes the neck to snap cleanly, causing instant death. Do it wrong and you'll be hanging there suffocating and will panic, scratching feebly at your neck as you slowly die in agony.Sonic.
>>556082249How would the games make Surge cool?
>>556082247Silver was intended to be the offspring of rouge and shadow and you can't convince me otherwise. It just works too well>Shadow: Vegeta>Rouge: Bulma>Silver: Trunks
>>556082249>idw>meaningful
shipper brainrot
>>556082342Can’t start a flamewar if everyone is samefagging.
My 200 year old bat can't be this fertile
>>556082249I know. It's uber-lame.
>>556082324I've met two anons who used to on this general and both of them were Tailsfags. They were autistic just like me!
>>556082470I'm a Dougebag and you're full of shit.
>>556082470iizuka himself said he isn't.
>>556082361She's my fav in Robotnik's Ring Racers. they nailed her Voice in that game
>>556082532How do you think I figured out who samefags on here the most?
>>556082470Rouge doesn't want kids, Bulma wants kids. Rouge isn't Bulma. Amy is Bulma.
>>556082532Then it's a flameduel
>>556082249We’re probably not going to see them again until issue 100.
>>556082487I'll still buy them though.
Silver was intended to be the offspring of amy and shadow and you can't convince me otherwise. It just works too well>Shadow: Shion>Amy: Mokuren>Silver: Ren
>Buying IDW comicsPlease do not do this. You don't reward your dog for pissing on the carpet, do you?
Crossworlds narrative is shifting again how do we save it
>>556082358NTA did you learn that from DDLC?Silver...
>>556082802I'm a shadamycel and you're full of shit
>>556082872I literally don't know where people go to buy them.Are they even shipped to comic stores?
>>556082872Don't have a dog. Got a kitty cat.>>556082910Hmm...probably I did.
Rouge: I don't want kidsShadow: I don't like anyoneSonic: I don't want to get married Amy: I will love Sonic until I die of old ageSurge: Just thinking about Sonic makes me angryTheir fans: no no they didn't mean it literally
>>556082726You were so close and you had to go and out yourself as another braindead shipper.
>>556083002Yeah, they should be. Check your local comic book shops.
Amy!!
>>556083002Seen 'em in there once or twice, usually just a left over random issue number. Probably have to be ordered in special. I use the app or google store.
>>556083028They bang, they just don't invite you.
>>556082586Where did you meet them?
>>556082698Isn’t that just Vivian Reed? She’s ok I guess. She has that anime overacting style.
>>556082802
You WILL love Tails! This is no longer an option!
>>556082802Did you actually read PSME because this is an insane thing to say if so
Shadow doesn't care about Rouge. He sees her as a tool useful for achieving his goals and that's it.Rouge is constantly manipulating Shadow and exploiting his ptsd to get what she wants.Official stance from Sega is that they aren't even friends. Shadow will only ever love Amy. Rouge was literally designed for not having kids.
>>556083428I already do
>>556083285Disney in one and Miami for the other. This place has had a lot of Floridafags on it, surprisingly.
>>556083610....now that I'm thinking about it, yea there's actually a lot of people in this fanbase that are in or from Florida. It's weird. I didn't notice that until you mentioned it.
>>556083557Did you actually think Tails was a girl or are you just gooning?
What do you spend the most money on when it comes to Sonic? Games? Comics? Merchandise? Plushies/Statues? Commissioned art?
>>556083778I post one song from gta vice city and suddenly a bunch of anons are talking about Miami.
>>556083524yeah. in the sequel the ghosts of shion and mokuren (reincarnated as two diff people) have a kid named Ren with a time travel plot.>but rapeit's a Shoujo manga, you're gonna have rape.
>>556083365>Isn’t that just Vivian Reed? She’s ok I guess. She has that anime overacting style.Bro, why're you hating?
You guys aren't any fun anymore. Now it's all "EVERYTHING HAS TO BE LIKE TEH GAMES OR YOU HATE SONIC" just grow up already
>>556082802>Amy: MokurenThat's Maria, lying fuck.
>>556083882NTA I've never been to Miami but Vice City was one of my favorite games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PrmP2trBbk
>>556083989Eh, I think Emzberry would be better. She knows how to overact in a good way as well as tone it down if necessary. She can do just about any voice.
>>556083986uooohhhh bratty babysitter, needs rape correction
>>556084187someone sure read a lot of timmy vicky smut
>>556084006Bait.
>>556084187>>556084216Wait, it's all /ss/.
>>556084006Can you go back to drawing Futa Rouge
>>556084101
>>556083428I will continue to tease him until he gets mad at me
>>556083834Bought a Whisper plushie. $60 (plus shipping).
>>556084409Damn, Maria got a fat ass.
>>556084523>shippingdisgusting
>>556083882>>556084129
>>556084101So to complete the story, Maria has to reincarnate to become Silver's mother? Remember what Maekawa wanted for Shad2? Shadow would get sealed and wake up in the future, and meet a girl who looks just like Maria.
>>556084620
>>556084532Always has.
>>556083610How do you go about meeting someone from this place? Is it just chance or do some anons actually meetup?
Why did everything suddenly die?
>>556084346from the bottom-up
>>556085287Lunchtime.
>>556085287One half of this general works dayshift, the other half works nightshift. Right now they’re switching shifts, clocking in, clocking out. That sorta thing.
>>556084006You designed this post in a lab to make people mad at Lettuce
>>556085376MTA Haven't seen this one before.
What should a Sonic game feel like?
>>556085342Seeing Cream look so happy about leaving her mom's is hilarious.
>>556085730The fan art look's unironically cooler. Longer quills too.
>rouge calling shadow handsomeDay 1 simp
>>556083834last year I spent 350 on private comms and whatever frontiers sa2 and sa1 are combined on steam on sale. i plan to spend more on comms this year
>>556085985she calls everyone that.
>>556085985Rouge calls everyone handsome.
>>556085985She has said this to Knuckles and Sonic as well.
>>556085886she'll finally get to have a personality that isn't "little girl". And have sex
>>556085817Warm apple pie.
>>556086120and Espio, and probably Vector, and some Eggman's Robots
>>556085996>private commsMay I see them?
Have you ever thought about how every girl who finds Sonic attractive must canonically think Mephiles, Shadow, and Silver are also hot?
IDW is so cool
>>556086434Sega hire this woman to write for the games. Or if it's Ian hire him again.
>>556086434wow that looks fun
>>556086508I don't see the problem with Evan writing the games. She likes 2000s edge
>>556086434Remember when she was the Genki one? I thought Whisper was the crybaby drama one
>>556086427>Amy's foursome adventures with her three Sonics
>>556086434
>>556086427They're all model tier.
>>556086586She likes the characters having died in backstories then Silver, Sonic, Scourge and some Gay OC crying about it a lot.
>>556086397No
>>556086427Mephiles doesn't have a mouth, so he'd just scare them.
>>556086434This wouldn't have happened if she was just Sonic's orbiter.
>>556086642>artificially flavored
Sometimes I want to look directly into your brains and see what the Sonic franchise would be under your direction. Yes, even you reading.
>>556086982well, there's this wolf...
>>556086982It'd be boring. Even more boring.
>>556086816It wouldn't have happened if we had good writers. Stapling her to Sonic is not the solution just like removing the characters was not the solution to fixing the games
>>556086982Pretty much just picrel. With rings and chao garden too.
>>556087059staple her to some other character then, show off their good sides. But goodness gracious don't staple her to your other OC who must insist on making everything super serious and full of crying.
>>556086982Probably like Yuji Naka if he needed schizo pills, and he didn’t take those pills.
>Get hired by IDW under a false name>Have Tangle say "Whisper is like a sister to me.">Have Whisper say "Tangle is my best friend.">Watch the meltdown happen in real time.>Quit, acting regretful and like I didn't know what I was doing.>Lol
>>556086071>>556086076>>556086120Since when
>>556087314Who are you talking about?
Rouge in Battle calls Knuckles, Tails, Sonic, Emerl and Shadow handsome. It's part of her flirtatious attitude that was more present and obvious back when Battle came out.
>>556086434>Everyone is ALWAYS crying and have so many FEELINGS for each other isn't it so POG???
>>556087314>Picrel happens anywayI'd be okay with it.
>>556087354I thought it was just a pet name she liked using.
>>556087481Me and what I'm about to do to this comic.
>>556087059>Stapling her to Sonic is not the solutionShe was literally designed to be his sidekick.
>>556087632Oooh, that would be swell. Anon you better not be bullshitting.
>>5560869821) thunder, rain and lightning2) danger water rising3) clamor, sirens wailing (it's such a bad sign)
>>556087758Kino.
>>556087354Since IDW
Fuck that and fuck you. What I want to know is what would be BANNED from the Sonic franchise under your direction. Yes, (You).
>>5560877581) Storm, Earth and Fire2) Heed my call
>>556087656And they were stupid to do it when the games have the Forces oc fuck off after defeating Eggman. Tangle should have been out on her own running into randoms like Sonic after defeating Neo Metal Sonic
>>556087882Censorship.
>>556087490Ok, prove it.
>>556087882Sonally.Just Sonally, especially Sonally and nothing but Sonally. Shadally's fine.
>>556083610>>556083778>>556085082SoCal/Los Angeles anons? You there?
>>556087882Secondary content would have to follow the characterizations from the games. I don't care which game, but it can't be made up like IDW, Prime, the movies, Archie, or satam. It has to be EXACTLY like the games.
>>556073561i've been trying to piece stuff together and to add a bit onto this>it's not just the english side that's mad, japanese fans and even other sides like spain are pissed at this for even stuff outside of the stream>pic related from a translator but even the team themselves is getting real tired of this bullshit and sega didn't even let them reveal anything about an apparent game they're working ongranted that's definitely still probably not the full picture and i can barely stomach most sites outside of here but the last thread already said it pretty coherently that sega keeps being retarded.
>>556087882I'd change the spring bounce sound back to the original one without the stupid "whoosh" noise after the "bo~oing".
>>556088130Anon that already got banned a decade ago. That stuff never would’ve make it to the games anyway.
>>556087656Sonic already has a sidekick
>>556088037
>>556087949Warcraft RTS. How I miss it.
>>556087882Silver
>>556088248You can never be 110% certain with the likes of Ian in charge.
>>556087882No more flat chested female characters
>>556088476>Only oppai loli going forwardsI can dig it.
>>556088358I tried playing some of the old mods that I used to play in my childhood and it's just not the same. Even Fantasy Life RP felt soulless.
>>556088467Nah they got Ian on a leash because of how cheap he is. Everyone knows Sonic is his lifeline. And he’s not gonna be one of the head honchos in his lifetime like Naka or Oshima. Besides Sega always shoots itself in the foot anyway so if they do bring back the Freedom Fighters it’ll be a major disappointment for everyone.
sip
>>556087882Crossover with the series that are younger than 15 years
>>556087882Women cannot be creative leads or writers.
>>556088130Sonally is somehow the most "we don't understand the core of the character" pairing ever made and it's the only "canon" pairing Sonic ever got.
>>556088906That reminds me...>>556087882Sonic is never, ever allowed to say the following words:>"I'll slow down for you."The sole exception is if she's pushing a child in a wheelchair.
>>556088906No it isn't. Sonamy is literally canon.
Have you ever considered that everyone in Rouge's life is handsome?
>>556089072Not him but he used "canon" in quotes to indicate sarcasm, most likely? And Sonant us ambigus, but kit canon. Yet.
Sonic is like Speed Racer in every way. Just wants to go fast, and do the right thing. Simple as that.
>waaaaaaah stop playing with the toys in a way I don't like it.Make me.
>>556089224>ambiguousShe's literally his only romantic interest and is promoted as such. She's canon anon. They just can't have her actually catch him but she's his endgame.
>>556087882knuckles, silver, blaze, and shadow would not be allowed to appear in any narrative where sonic is the solo lead or a shared lead that isn't any of them. in other words if it's not like sonic rush / rush adventure where they team up with sonic to fix a problem that originates as a problem for them, they can't appear. additionally no time travel plot shall ever start from a foreseen future of sonic's world. the problem must come from the future and make it's way to the past
>>556088130I don't care about Sonally but I wish Randomfox didn't orbital drop anyone who likes it. He started doing that on tumblr now and it's annoying.
>>556089337Speed racer kills.>knuckles, silver, blaze, and shadow would not be allowed to appear in any narrative where sonic is the solo lead or a shared lead that isn't any of them.I don't understand this sentence.
>>556089337>"Can I have some of your milk, Speed?"
>>556089053Archie at least has the excuse that it's based on Satam so it is obligated to carry over those stories and characterizations. IDW on the other hand is supposed to be canon and Ian is still obsessed with this idea that Sonic is a cocky idiot who needs to be taught a lesson by wise women. That trope itself is sexist and relegates most of the girls to this nagging wife archetype that he clearly idolizes. Even Rouge and Wave will start to take on this personality in some pages when interacting with Jet and Shadow.
>>556089459Yeah I don’t understand what you said either.
>>556089353Interesting headcanon, anon. Sadly, it's totally unsupported in any setting but Boom, as everywhere else Sonic avoids her more than any other character, including Eggman.
Imagine how much better anime would be if Astroboy, Speed Racer and DB were never made.
>>556089553>Even Rouge and Wave will start to take on this personality in some pages when interacting with Jet and Shadow.Wave was already like that in her debut.
>>556089459>I don't understand this sentence.>In other words if it's not like sonic rush / rush adventure where they team up with sonic to fix a problem that originates as a problem for them, they can't appear
>>556089638More Western Cartoon influence
>>556088764
>>556089553Zoomer perspective. There was no concept of "canon" at the time SATAM was running and Archie began. This discourse only began after Adventure and especially Sonic X's Two Worlds paradigm began retconning the series.
Hi, welcome to the "Stop Sexualizing Anthropomorphic Animals" recovery group!Today, we will begin by sharing reasons as to why having sex with anthro animals are BAD! I'll start and then someone else can contribute and pass it around!Ahem.>Anthropomorphic Animals are not the same species as Humans, and thus should not be mated.Now you go!
SEX WITH WHISPER'S FAT FUCKING BODY
>>556089754>Meanwhile Knuckles fucking dies in the background Makes me chuckle every time.
>>556089876>Anthropomorphic animals are not real and never will be. If we try to make them real it would be nothing more than an abomination against all that is good and holy.
>>556089745Wave nagging for humor is one thing. I don't know why Wave is suddenly "We have to play nice and be respectful" in IDW. She was the one who planted a bomb on Sonic without Jet's permission but somehow she's the one who starts moralizing at Jet to save Jewel from falling to her death.
>>556089876>>556089972Duality
You think Whisper smells? Like does she wear the same underwear twice in a row or maybe skip a shower or she just stands in the shower and lets the water run on her but doesn't use soap?
>>556089876>Anthropomorphic Animals can carry Ill-inducing pathogens to Humans
>>556090038Yeah that’s what I was thinking of. I’m not familiar with that characterization too well because I haven’t bothered to read all of the comics, Archie or IDW. Still gonna check out Fleetway one of these days.
>>556088242
>>556089876These characters are LITERALLY made for human boys in the 8-12 range.They were handcrafted specifically to appeal to a human's primal instincts.
sex with mobian boys
i poopied again tangle...diaper full
>>556088187>no LA anonsWhen will I find friends that match my freak...
Sonally is a pain to read in archie regardless of windshit. Their relationship is genuinely terrible. It's like the comic wants you to think they're incompatible. It's all part of the "tension" of if they will have character development and finally be able to compromise but by the time that happens Mr Naka or whoever the shit slammed the door and said "NO NO NO SONIC HAS NO DEVELOPMENT EVER" so it's just a waste of time watching too stubborn teenagers have drama. Fuck Sega.
>>556090201That's an ANIMAL not a humanDo not let your cock be confused
Creature
>>556088242Based
prehensile blobs
>>556090313SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFFSNIIIIIIIIIFF ahhhhhhhhh
>>556090201This was animated purposefully
>>556090442I prefer paws
>>556090317I enjoyed seeing LA on fire last year. If I was from there I’d be running around setting blazes too.
>>556089876Oh thank god, please help me. it's been over 20 hours that I got my dick stuck inside Marine's butt and she don't let me take out. I lost the track of amount of days she has been keeping locked in her room and keep coming to "milk" me. Please help me, before I lose the last bit of sanity i have...
>>556090521There's a variety of animals in the cast.
>>556086982>this cast>Adventure vibes>Rush music>X-style humans>high octane anime action>unleashed gameplay
>>556089053>The sole exception is if she's pushing a child in a wheelchair.No. Not even that. Either she goes at super sonic speed or her make a wish dream is over.
>>556089876I use the Harkness Test.
>>556090585that's not her butt, anon...
>>556090590blobs are for fishfolk
>>556090469...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY332Dz2s7M
>>556089754
>>556090585You reap what you sow
>>556089345Come here then.
>>556090760Let out some farts while you're at it too big momma. FUCK YEAH, Whisper's saggy poopified ass on my face. SNIIIIIIIIIFF
>>556090149>smellsMaybe after a long mission or something but I don't think she'd be deliberately unhygienic. Most girls prefer to be clean.
>>556090831>Buu saga GohanSit your ass down.
>>556089345>>556090831Leave these halls.NOW.I will not warn you a second time.
>>556090869Most girls try not to cry in public either. In fact where does she even live? She probably never showers or takes off her clothes cause "uuuuuu I was wearing these when the Diamondcutters died Tangle"
>>556090306>These characters are LITERALLY made for human boys in the 8-12 range>They were HANDCRAFTED specifically to appeal to a human's primal instincts.
Whisper wallows in waste wistfully
>>556090914nta but buu saga gohan looks cooler...sure, he jobbed but just ignore that for a sec
>>556090949>Most girls try not to cry in public eitheryou're thinking of boys, actually
>>556089369im ok with the first one, but the second one's needlessly retarded.
>>556090304I probably am. It just bugs the crap out of me so much.
>>556090921Aww, the thing thinks it deserves life.
>>556091063
Hey watch this
>>556090556>pyromaniacs in /sthg/ I'm sure a therapist would have a field day meeting every /sthg/ anon. I wonder how many of us would end up on medication, or straight up sent to jail or the loony bin. How many of you are talking medication right now? I take Vyvanse occasionally for my ADHD.
>>556090869>Most girls prefer to be clean.Most of them are also too lazy to practice proper hygiene.
>>556090857tangle help....straight white men.....help
>>556082586That's neat
>>556091196I'm a strait white man and I'm here to help.
>>556091029I don't like it and the what-if scenario rules it is what I would do
>>556091196Sorry Whisper baby but I'm black And once I'm done with you, you'll never go back
>>556091151i was in the mental hospital 4 times
whisper saying nigger
>>556091151I used to take ADHD medication growing up. Only because I threw a chair at a girl when I was little.
>>556091134How does he keep finding his way into tiddies?
>>556090921>Sonic almost does the right thing>that makes him DAAARK SONIC
>>556091335Whisper can say it because she has brown fleshy spikes on her cheeks
>>556091151I've never been on any long-term medication
>>556090038>Wave is suddenly "We have to play nice and be respectful" in IDW.You have got to be fucking kidding me. Again, I don't read this drivel but this is just pitiful at this point, this SHIT can't be true.
>>556091151>How many of you are talking medication right now?I currently take Fluoxentine and Venlafaxine for my depression and anxiety Does nothing for my depression but stopped my anxiety so that's good.
>>556091151Used to take ADHD meds because I had the attention span of a squirrel. Also I was prone to bouts of rage and one time threw a desk at my teacher.Glad I'm not like that anymore.
>>556091323uuu tangle... a NIGGER is touching me....
>>556091414>Killing two Metarex is the right thingPropaganda has changed youMetarex are people too and are not the bad guys
>>556091334Damn, 4 times? What the fuck did you do? At least a tl;dr if you don't wanna storytime it.
>>556091542You can call me whatever you want but I'm still taking what's rightfully mine Whisper.
Whisper being spitroast by a black and white man.
>>556091631>a black and white man
>>556091151I got put on Adderall for throwing a dictionary at a classmate in 3rd grade. The Adderall came with an ADHD diagnosis, but luckily I wasn't sent to special education, I got to stay in my regular class. My friends said I wasn't fun anymore after the meds though.
>>556091151I have autism, that's it.
>>556091151Does allergies count, or just mental?
https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/551257
>Sonic fans being surprised that majority of us are mentally ill It really is a conundrum, how Sonic is THE hotspot for mental illness compared to most other fandoms.Stand proud brothers and sisters.
>>556091270ik i just don't get why
>>556091456Eww, gross.
*inhales dramatically* WAVE IS THE NEW SALLY?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
>>556091803Nintendo knew if they stuck to a formula then their manchild fanbase would not become psychotic like us.
>>556092012I really really really fucking hate...anybody writing for Sonic these days.
Whisper getting headpats from me
>>556091151I went to prison for a few years, I think I mentioned it beforeWas not fun.
>>556092012Is this what gets passed for art in the comics now? Its bland yet Wave still looks weird.
>>556091345>>556091490>>556091752Hey. Hey. Why the fuck are we throwing things???
>>556092239gigachad...
>>556092274Tails promotes throwing things to hurt people at an early age
>>556092259And you still somehow came out a furry loving dickless pussy? How does that work?
It is pretty sweet that IDW Wave manipulates Jet to stop bullying Jewel when she tries to hang out with them
>>556091546it's not that interesting. mostly voluntary since i had debilitating anxiety over my health which morphed into a fear of death and thinking of suicide. i couldn't eat or move. i had my 20th bday there, staring at the shitty cupcake in the mental ward. it's better now, i'm not insane i think. everyone thinks you're insane in you go there though i don't blame them.
>>556092274Redirected anger due to problems at home.
>>556092458cool this is just like that green day song
Wave attaching a bomb to Sonic's board without Jet's permission because she knows he hates poor sportsman ship and wouldn't feel any pride in a victory if he cheated was one of the coolest moments of character in the games.
>>556091620......... .... .......... ... ...........
>>556092451>Jewel tries to be outgoing>it is immediately thrown in her facei feel so bad for her
I bet Whisper smells like standing in an elevator with an unwashed obese black woman with a hint of wet dog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=728qQirAUbg
If they don't want it, then let's take it.Treasure is treasure.
Uuuuuuuuu......
>>556091151I self medicate with caffeine + l-theanine + weed. And Rum if it's not enough.
Insane how Whisper and Tangle only becomes tolerable when Jewel is around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOudIoCjiC4
diaper still full...
>>556093128Maybe she should've been the 3rd girl instead of Lanolin.
>>556092274Same reason as >>556092560
Glock-22, it hold a fifty and a thirty (Fifty shots)They just took Four-Oh, it made me thirsty, ain't no mercy (Waldo)I don't want no Xan', pop his ass like a Perky (Brr)Nina on his ass, bad bitch, she be twerkin' (Brr, bop)
>>556093128whisper is very tolerable when she's in my bed
>>556092451>>556093128AHHHHHHHHHHHH
I own a Surge shirt :)
>>556092259Let me guess....drug dealing.
I can't go out for too long before the sensory overload rears its ugly head and I start freaking out and coping hard.
Whisper is most tolerable when she's slammed repeatedly into pavement like a fucking jackhammer.
>>556093432ew i would kill myself if i had to wear idw clothes
Everyone will now have blobpaws. Yes, even (You).
>>556093128Why does Jewel have a mammal nose?Why does Charmy have a mammal nose?
>>556093432You shouldn't anon.
https://youtu.be/-dawyytQj0g?si=UaSWNTzqefQQ3lDh>>556092932Thanks for the song, anon.
>>556093025
>>556093557I gladly accept
>>556093536>>556093609That's because you're a weak bitch that kneels to the demiurge.
>>556093582Why does Sonic have cat ears?Why does Sonic have ONE FUCKING EYE?(it's a cartoon and they just chose to do that)
>>556093128Lucky Lanolin
>>556091151I am literally diagnosed with schizophrenia and have to take meds for it. It's not the paranoia kind, it's the depressive kind.
MASSIVE sheeptits.
>>556093678You shouldn't because it will look bad anon.
>>556093757Canonically straight.
>>556091752damn just for a dictionary?I once picked up a wooden chair and swung it at some kid's skull in boarding school. Only got his shoulder cause I didn't think in the moment that the legs were on the corner of the chair. Same guy I tried to strangle and drown in the pool one swimming class. Not unintentionally or nothing, I wanted him to swallow water.I got let off each time cause everyone knew he was a complete faggot who provoked me first, but his parents were rich and he was a spoiled low iq shit so he wouldn't get in trouble for it I didn't either. At least I assume that's why, but he definitely deserved it.I've almost finished my Master's Degree in Law now, if that isn't funny enough.
>>556092430Now that's some projecting>>556093449Nah fraud
>>556093806False.
>>556093757>Worst IDW character (Lanoshit) being paired with the best (Jewel)FUCK NO!
If Sonic asked Jewel out, would she accept?
MASSIVE sheep ears
>>556092707Don't ever post that UGLY edit of my wife ever again
>>556093935She's smart enough to know something's up
>>556093935Isn't Sonic the one who invited her to the beach?
>>556093128Isn't that the genocidal bitch who was going to suicide bomb women and children because "well it's less people than the city haha" What a bitch
>>556093986Sonic isn't anti-date or hooking up, just marriage. Commitment.
>>556093912Truth. I looked up Surge shirts. They all look terrible.
>>556093523I know that feel anon
There's nothing wrong with being mentally ill. Society is the disease, you just want to be left alone
MASSIVE sheep ego
>>556093998Didn't Sonic only ask her because she was one of the few available and willing?
>>556094000Insects don't have feelings
If you asked Belle out she would wait for you to come up with the answer for her
>>556094090The dilemma of wanting to be left alone but not wanting to be left behind.
>>556091752>>556093831Why are Tailsfags so violent bros?
>>556094000The alternative was the ship hitting the city and killing thousands, as opposed to maybe 100 people at the Restoration.
>>556094187Tails is us because he's also oppressed by the system (Sega) and just waiting for his revenge
JEWEL NO!!!!
>>556093128
>>556093890Look what you posted lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKVmhaSY1X8
All these stories of lashing out as a kid, one thing always stuck with me. It was middle school and I forgot what elective class but there were 5 of us sitting at these tables. And at my table was this annoying kid who was a little bigger than me but kept making fun of me for no reason. He did this for weeks and I got so mad I stood up, walked over to him, balled up a fist, and punched him in the shoulder as hard as I could. Everyone at the table looked shocked and he looked at me for a second before bursting out into laughter and saying "IT DIDN'T EVEN HURT, I BARELY FELT IT!"I dunno if he was trying to save face but I remember feeling so mortified and weak that all of my anger amounted to nothing. I never forgot that feeling.On the plus side he stopped making fun of me soon after.
>>556094213ok but consider: She's the one who set it to blow up, not Clutch. She just wanted to own the chud epically and put people's lives in danger
I don't... I don't feel safe around you guys.
>>556094090>>556094180For me it's the dilemma of responsibilities.If it wasn't for my family who I love, I would probably pull a Forrest Gump. Just walk across America to wherever for as long as I feel like it. It sounds like a dream come true
>>556094412tbf, the shoulder does sound like a retarded place to sucker punch
I'm saving this thread for the next time you guys call me mentally ill.
>>556094359Hey is it me or is the shadow on the left moving slightlyI swear it is
>>556094521I was too afraid of punching him in the face and hurting himI hate being nice, people who don't care about anything live better lives. But that's for another discussion
>>556094557optical illusion caused by blurry objects in foreground.
>>556094359The complete decline of the Western brain.
>>556094494Same.
>>556094493raeping konata
Hear me out
https://youtu.be/DoSdfhaMXQU?si=5HWL62fQgSgI8G1W>>556094410lol uranium fever I remember that one
Is every single Tailsfag in here a mentally ill, ex-violent alcoholic like me?
Sexually harassing Shadow and he doesn't really respond
>>556094728You're only like me if you think Guinness tastes like sour bear piss.
>tailsfags throw things at people>tailsfags attempt to drown people>tailsfags are alcoholics on weed>tailsfags are tranny pedophilesAnything else?
>>556094728I'm not a Tailsfag but yes
>>556094867Lettuce was right, this issue doesn't accomplish anything other than placating people angry about Silver's IDW characterization.
>>556094724>fssssssss
>>556094963Hey!The trannies are Sonicfags.
>>556094864All beer tastes like shit. Have cider instead.
>>556094724>living_onahole
>>556094724need to give this another go
>>556095028Given chris' sheer infamy it still bewilders me how he continues to have practically zero aura.
>>556095057Sonic's butt? Canonically cute.
>>556095043There's a place near me that sells you a huge jug of White Cider for only 5 pounds. It's 8% alcohol content so that's already 160% of a 5% typical Beer. I'm quite proud of myself for finding that hack
>>556095120DRAW PORN NOW
>>556094728I don't drink but I am mentally ill and was violent.
We didn’t have a real Sonic in our lives. Can you be too shocked?
BED SMASHING PLAPS
>>556094963Nazis>>556095327Sonic SUCKS. You'd be pussies like Modern Tails if you had to kiss up to that spoiled narcissist all day.
>Amy's now from the future>No Silver, just Amy>still in love with SonicWhat changes?
>>556095181right now, I'm spending time with my OCswait for Wednesday
>>556094076Nuh-uh.
>>556095381
>>556095432oh its you again
>>556095384nothing, really
>>556095385Okay make it extra sexual and pornographic
What the fuck is wrong with you niggas
>>556094867for everything IDW did wrong, making Charmy cute is something it did right.
>>556095594I like Sonic the Hedgehog.
>>556093804Truth
>>556095594we spell it niggERs here thank you very much.
>>556095689massive sheep fluff, desu
>>556095594As long as I love Sonic nothing could possibly be wrong with me
>>556095594In relative to right now in this thread or are you asking altogether because the latter starts when I was born.
>>556095594Welcome to /sthg/. Today, the truth comes out.
I guess today we're /sthg/ - trauma dumps. Still 300+ posts left itt, can we go for /sthg/ - therapy sessions?
>>556095907therapy doesn't work. just trauma dump then go back to sonic characters instead
>>5560960582 more days til IDW #84, so might as well keep this going.
This is the lamest human being i have ever seen
For the past half year or so I've been looking at what's happening in the world and feeling utterly insane and lost. It doesn't feel real. Conspiracy theories are true, the government is a bipartisan satanic child torture cult, you can get assassinated just for trying to debate, the president is actually shitting his pants, epstein didn't kill himself, moot was groomed by the satanic pedo cult, ai is taking over and we can no longer tell what's real, ai is monitoring this site to send risky posts to glowies, citizens are killing themselves for illegal migrants, illegal migrant detainers are killing citizens, doctors are being sued for millions because they chop off underage girl tits, state government is aiding in multi-million dollar fraud, and i try to ignore it but blue rat comic staff have to use the chars as virtue signaling puppets so i can't ignore it, and if you criticize any of this they accuse you of bullshit that isn't true
Death to all my enemies pretty please
One anon a few days ago mentioned actually killing someone once, but only in self defense. Who else in this general has done something like that or came close to it?
Hare!!!
hontails or minails?
>>556096219all this can be fixed if you switch your bread and circus to manga only
>>556096310Thank you Angel Gabby. Your presence is a treasure.
>>556096374hontails. mina was ruined the second she kissed archienic.
>>556096139It's a long, painful way to #100, which is when the contract will end and the progressivist political shilling from the writers will finally stop
>>556095907Therapy doesn't work
>>556095385Do you have a link where you post your art? I am not too familiar with it
>>556096219Don't worry about it. Trust in God, and you'll be fine. The dead will kill each other.
Seek Jesus Christ.
>>556096219Turns out Sticks was right about everything
Does anyone here watch Pastor TC?
Assuming because of delays the average release is every 1.5 months (lowballed, not counting breaks for FCBDs and extra events and such), we should be looking at issue 100 in 2028
Honey likes PDA and teases Tails with it but he likes it so he never tells her to stop.
i have a confession you guys are my only friends and only social interaction for weeks at a time because i hate people and they hate me
>>556082361if she was in a 2d game, I would hazard gate her routes throughout the level with electric fences, like how knuckles has rocks to punch through in 3k or how blaze is fireproof in rush. then I would make her ability to magnatize to metal surfaces, being able to run on walls and ceilings, like how the elect shield did in mania
>>556096871I don't remember making this post.
i have a confession i like the other boards way better than you and they're my real friends, i only talk here when i really wanna talk about Sonic series and there's nowhere else.
>>556096743I have no idea who that is
>>556096871I’m on here because I am really really bored. I like to draw sometimes. What do you like to do?
>>556096219The war is coming, anon.Every empire has its end.
>>556096603https://www.deviantart.com/errantcringesome stuff is on the booru which is tagged with my main handle, it's mostly the stuff I do for the threadI'm still getting getting used to managing so many art accounts...
>>556096219They will call you a conspiracy theorist, a nutjob, a -phobe, an anti-semite, white, nazi and anything else but they will never call you a liar or that you're wrong.
>>556096571saw some videos about that recentlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jg76VvDm3chttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iz0QznVTTLM
>>556097173Thanks for reminding me of this comic. I'm going to go fap to it later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-arnbReJCMYou all have some serious issues.And here I am, just autistic
>>556097187I miss my social worker. She was the nicest lady I ever knew.
>>556097187Therapy is just prostitution for women if we really want to get down to it.
>>556097449what?
>>556096871i have a confession too sonic is super cool
>>556097105Say goodbye to the U.S' military bases in Europe and the Middle East. Countries in those places can finally have elections that are free and not interfered with by the country that's sandwiched between Canada and Mexico.
>>556097094spend time with nice people that I semi-recognize by their posting style
>>556097495Therapy almost never works for men and women use therapists as a replacement for a husband who will listen to them whine.You can literally go on the therapist subreddit and see therapists complaining about it.
Fuck you guys i'm just procrastinating cause I don't wanna do work. I'm gonna go do that now then that i'm bored
>>556097110Oh I seen your stuff many times then. keep up the good work!! Especially fan of sonic accurate art, that's how I used to and liked to draw.
>>556097678You weren't going to do it anyway, fag.
>>556096219Which is exactly why I cant understand why people spend their days here or on any social media constantly arguing or trying to pick fights or just generally seething about shit, real life is insane, bleak, and generally stressful, no need to make a big deal about Sonic
>>556097678To live a life of power, you must have faith that what you believe is right, even if others tell you you're wrong. The first thing you must do to live a life of power is to find courage. You must be ready to reach beyond the boundaries of Time itself. And to do that, all you need is the will to take that first step
>>556097739Sonic shouldn't be shit then.
https://youtu.be/5M8aDClBVko?si=6N_y8HwfJCP0HDmf>>556097341I’m doing both. I really derailed this thread.
>>556097838Aritotlenic the philosopherhog
>>556097739taking entertainment seriously is a mental replacement for taking serious things seriousthe more time you spend thinking about misaligned textures and poor characterization, the less energy your brain has to remind you of all the stuff you don't want to think about
>>556094867Isn't it kinda funny that only the Hedgehogs have male-female species members?
Admit it. Localization is necessary. You can't take this line 1:1 and make it sound good in English. The English version is better.
>>556097898 (me)*Aristotlenic
>>556097958Ideally yes but most people just doomscroll on site A for politics and site B for what is supposed to be their escapism
>>556098026but the localized version of the line is identical in meaning to the original. the real problem is adding stuff like "yuck" and "no way" to his interactions with Amy..
>>556098026That's just a different translation. One might sound better but they are both correct.Localization is changing everything to sound as if it's modern day america when it's not.
>>556098026I disagree but only slightly. Look at this line and how the english version changes it Here he is correcting himself to make an insult harsher. "You're the fact... no actually you're not even good enough to be acknowledged as a fake" the dub removes the correction and the acknowledgement part. So now Shadow says "Your'e teh fake, you're not even good enough to be my fake". I think emphasizing the "my" would carry the meaning of the original. "You're not even good enough to be MY fake" or "You'ere the fake around here, but not good enough to be mine" The current one does its job. It's not like they lost a major character detail but it is different and little differences like these add up into inconsistencies.
