Welcome to the Sonic General! Here we discuss all things Sonic!/sthg/ #9029 - Hedgehog Day Edition==NEWS==>Sonic the Hedgehog's 35th anniversaryhttps://www.sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog?tab=35th-anniversary>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://variety.com/2025/film/news/sonic-4-release-date-march-2027-1236280697/>Paramount Developing Sonic Movie Spin-Offshttps://comicbook.com/gaming/news/sonic-the-hedgehog-spin-off-movies-report-paramount/==Comic Release Dates==Sonic the Hedgehog #84 - 04 February 2026Sonic the Hedgehog: Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds - 04 March 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #85 - 11 March 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #86 - 08 April 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthglinks>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#comics>Sonic shows:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#shows>SAGEhttps://sagexpo.org/>SHChttps://shc.zone/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4ru>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ OC info:https://sthgoc.tumblr.com/archive/>/sthg/ CyTube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Zone: >>555998974Thread theme: https://youtu.be/Gsd5_xzebH0
IDW is trash.
>>556046682the girls make my dick hard atleast
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>>556046718Nobody believes this.
putting all the namefags together in an inescapable room to see what happens
Drago!
>>556046798but.. what about all the times i've jerked off to lanolin and jewel and tangle and whisper.......
>>556046545>spastic retard that amy had to tard wrangleKill yourself. Wherever you end up, you'll see sticks again.
>>556046976Sticks is superior to Amy
>>556046976sticks makes me laugh
Going from "guardian of a mysterious island" to "princess of a kingdom in another dimension" is a fucking baffling jump in complexity for a character who's supposedly #5 in importance
>>556046682Perfect for this franchise
Men like bad characters like idw shit and tails. women like good characters like sonic shadow knuckles.
>>556046942
>>556046764holy shit is that lien-da? she looks great!
>>556047071Sticks is another piece-of-shit, redundant character that should've never existed
>>556047160Blaze's core concept is simply being Nega-Sonic. She is the polar-opposite to Sonic in a way where the two are like the north and south magnetic poles. She is the obvious next step after Knuckles, who is the Anti-Sonic. All of her lore just emphasizes that in a literal way, like how Knuckles' lore emphasizes his 'Anti-Sonic' status by literally binding him to a great responsibility.
>>556047160Shadow, Blaze, and Silver all jumped forward over classics like Knuckles and Metal Sonic to make themselves stand out
>>556047175omega
Over the course of engaging with opinions on this subject, I've just accepted that character growth/ development in this series either: Peaked in SA2. Went off the rails at some point. Is pure headcanon and assumptions. Exists and peaked for that specific game. (Blaze) Actually exists throughout the series (Shadow) or Horribly done.
>>556047329you're describing the IDW ocs
>>556045617>like whoRemoves Cream politeness and intelligenceRemoves Amy as Sonic girl and the love interest and makes her annoyingTakes Tails spot next to Sonic and takes his "bullied character that needs mentoring" and makes him the cheering useless sidekickFucking obliterates Knuckles taking spot his strength and his fire powersTakes Rouge strong kicking female statusUncomfortably pushes Shadow away as the moody, loner Sonic rival and equal who has emeraldsAnd Eggman is the only one that is left there but he has nothing to do with her, (she has his clothes)
AI is dangerous. I used it to make hundreds of fanfics torturing my favorite Sonic character in every way I can imagine. I love torturing characters that actually deserve a good life.
>>556047409How about we just promote Shadow as #5 like Sega already does, and let the purple cunt stay in her mary-sue world?
Delete everyone except Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Eggman, and Metal Sonic
Cream the Rabbit.
>>556047410Shadow still landed on his feet, while those other two retards just leaped over the cliff
>>556047728Add Shadow so I can still fap to this franchise and we have a deal
>>556047674Shadow should absolutely NOT be in the core 5, EVER. E.V.E.R.Same applies to Silver for the same reason. Sonic, Shadow & Silver can all, only ever be NUMBER ONE. Putting Shadow in "#5" is impossible. He automatically overshadows everyone and replaces Sonic as the main character because Shadow IS Sonic.
>>556047409No normal fan is going to address her as Nega Sonic, it's either someone who's at his level but differently like Knuckles or someone like him but bad like Shadow, Blaze is just an unnecessary OC
>>556047160>relic of an ancient civilization>princess from another dimension>amnesiac lab experiment from 50 years ago>time traveler from the future>literal feral schizophrenicSeems fine to me
The Land Before Time fan remake has not only Jason Griffith, but the voice actor for Commander Shepard.
>>556046576No sense of ridicule, just an hedgehog having fun
>>556047875Silver will never be popular enough to be a part of the core cast so there is no worry
Cope or die.
Cream, Rouge and fucking Sticks fit more as the 5th core member and that's final Blazefag, go back to your Sonic-world(1) and make another cast for yourself.
>>556047958We are all linked
>>556048178There's already coping. When is someone going to die?
>>556046686>Tails being the friend that's more expressive to the MC regarding their impact on themThis guy? https://youtu.be/rjXyEUosiaQ>Knuckles being the tsun friend that will commonly bump heads with the MC but it's all to hide their deep respect for themKuwabara? https://youtu.be/Blh5wXhy_pk
>>556047409All these "anti Sonic" parallels can be done with literally any other character and better. Blaze is an unnecessary character from an uninteresting world that pretty much only has Tanabata, everything else feels forced
>>556046576Nice to have SSS back on the menu
I am very tired, pray for an angel to watch over me.
>>556048205No, Blaze is the ONLY one that works. Cream being Girl Tails & Amy's sidekick automatically disqualifies her.Rouge is for Knuckles & Shadow, and is basically another Girl Sonic to such a degree that the freedom theme between her and Sonic is -too- similar so that automatically disqualifies her. Sticks is built around an OOC Amy, and is functionally the same as Cream otherwise (Amy's sidekick above all else) so that automatically disqualifies her, too.#5 has to be a girl specifically built around Sonic, that contrasts him in a particular way, without having any prominent similarity or connection to Amy.
>>556048178>>556048173Fags know Sally and Surge more than Blaze, it's retarded to even market her
>>556048205Would you like to pet the kitty?
>>556048178I didn't notice before, but metal isn't there... too bad, he is cool
>>556048332>This guy?someone has to do it, and it's not going to be Sonicobviously it wouldn't be as dramatic as that, something closer to his declaration against Eggman in SA2 fits better>Kuwabaraexactly
>>556048459>metal isn't thereNeither is Sage.
>>556048459sega doesn't want him to be cool.
>>556047728Metal Faggot will never recover
>>556048459Sega doesn't respect Metal and treat him like a threat equal to Sonic in powers and strength as he should be
>>556048410Who?>>556048459I'm sad that they basically treat him like nothing now.
Only Sonic fans had tried to make Blaze interesting. Sega has no idea what to do with her
>>556048564If it wasn't for Shadow, all of the fujos would be obsessing over shipping Sonic with Knuckles. I hate fujo ship stuff, but it bugs me that this isn't the case.
>>556047892That's why most of these chucklefucks only appear in spinoffs
>>556048797Oh shit, this her version of Dark Sonic?
>>556048583yes, but metal was part pf the original classic cast, sage has been around like 5 years and she appears in only 2 games>>556048587>>556048669true
>>556047892>time traveler from the futureAnd now that's Amy.
>>556048904They only make spinoffs.
>>556049106Sauce?
>>556048925Its just people trying to make proto Blaze a thing
>>556049106Movie Amy
>>556048409>the only one here who insists on Blaze's importance is a severe autistic who only cares about numerologykek
Douge
>>556049172Dunno.
>>556049172He's referring to an article that said it's rumored that she's from the future or a different planet or something. CD elements.
>>556049106With any luck the games will take note and give Amy the ability to travel through time
Who is the lady?
>>556048864Knuckles isn't extreme enough of a contrast for them to really latch onto, and Sonadow winning in aesthetic preferences I guessSonic and Knuckles are friends, regardless of their antics, they share an understanding that this guy would have my back no matter whatI find too many people want a frankly implausible opposites attract thing with Sonadow, but with Sonknux you get that and two people who genuinely want to engage with each other
>>556049352I hope it's a different planet
>>556049460Tails.
>>556046848Everyone kills themselves having to listen to Woefag spew his bullshit
>>556049351I'm talking about the pic itself
>>556049469>Knuckles isn't extreme enough of a contrast for them to really latch onto,How so, exactly? If anything, he's what they keep trying to turn Shadow into.
Frontiers won
>>556049620>they keep trying to turn Shadow into KnucklesHoly shit you're right
Yeah that's what I meant.
>>556049475I hope she's a faurking qt patootie cool and confident girl boss
>>556049620Women want to corrupt everything men build
>>556049742Meant for this >>556049610
>>556049720Sega will look at this and all the attention smooth and expressive animations get and learn nothing for the next game
>>556049620Shadow's entire vibe is much more antagonistic to Sonic by nature of their dynamic, way more than Knuckles has ever been, and that's what hooks them about itbut because they also want cute shipping moments, they have to soften Shadowwhen you soften Shadow, you get Knuckles
amy_rose, futanari, romantic
The only content where Shadow is as nice as sonadow/teamdarkfags want him to be are Archie and Prime. When they complain about Shadow being "ruined" they mean IDW and Boom. These four things all have something in common.
>>556048178>blaze>no silverRush is where the real franchise ends, sorry
>>556049620>>556049794>>556049947Sonadow and its a fujos are a cancer to the Sonic fandom
The problem is simply the fact that we do not have a true (canon) "Sonic vs Knuckles" game/story at all. Sonic 3 & Knuckles being a classic 2D Genesis game means that this "Sonic vs Knuckles" story that emphasizes their rivalry and duality basically doe not exist at all. Honestly, the same could be said for Tails & Amy, as well, with their own debuts in the classics.And then Sonic Adventure completely and utterly fails to properly capitalize on "Sonic vs Knuckles" either. Knuckles is one of those cases where his entire concept has never been well-executed and that is a severe problem that throws the entire franchise and fanbase off-balance, hence the obsession with Shadow to try and fill that space. But that doesn't work, because Shadow is functionally just another Sonic.
>>556048668I want to have babies with this creature and give him a home and family he can be safe with.
>>556049610It looks like it could be steffybs. If it is, that art probably got nuked.
What Sonic Fans think "character growth" is
>>556050238It's always a tragedy when a good artist deletes their account. What a shame
>>556050101Why the fuck do you actual closeted faggots blow a fuse about sonadow but no other gay ships? What, you want to fuck sonic yourself?
>>556048382Get it off or I’m reporting this restaurant for health inspection
Genki girls and kuuderes pair well together. Amy and Blaze SHOULD be friends.
>>556049775I hope she goes super with sonic and shadow just to see silverfags go nuclear
Mirror characters like Shadow will always be shippable to Fujos than the Opposite counterparts like Knuckles.
>>556050347This is what happened to Amy
>>556046848I'd beat the shit out of Krack and the rest of the women so I can force the males to have gay sex with each other for my amusement.
>>556050347This is what Sonic TEAM thinks it is
The problem with Tails, Amy & Knuckles is that they just don't have "their game" like Shadow has SA2, Blaze has Rush, Jet has Riders, etc. Sonic Adventure 1 has to be the closest thing for them, in that case. But for Knuckles, this also doesn't work because neither his rivalry with Sonic OR his own background/lore is explored well at all. Like, the entire game is built on HIS ancestral history and the reason why he even has this job, and it is the perfect foundation to explore his dynamic with Sonic through the lens of freedom vs responsibility... but none of this shines through in his story at all.
>>556050398Calm yourself down. I'm not gay. I hate all gay ships but I hate Sonadow the most because of how much it bastardizes Sonic and Shadow's characters and how its devotees are the most obnoxious and disgusting people in the fandom
>>556050506God that would be so funny. Silverfags raise holy hell and instantly get smacked down because everyone already thought that "trinity" shit sucked in 06
>>556050436What if they both showed each other pictures they managed to grab of Sonic's body?
>>556049285Shadow doesn't care about Rouge. He sees her as a tool useful for achieving his goals and that's it.Rouge is constantly manipulating Shadow and exploiting his ptsd to get what she wants.Official statement from Sega is they aren't even friends. Shadow will only ever love Maria. Rouge was literally designed for Knuckles. Deviating from this shows a gross misinterpretation of the characters but shitougefags don't care about that.
>>556049729I known that for years but I don't know why they keep doing this. Shadow is known for being a calm, calculated and emotionally reserved person. It's mostly a SoA thing because in japanese dialouge, Shadow acts way calmer and all that anger and hostility in the english version isn't thereI don't know why SoA wants Shadow to acts like this when nobody likes itThe only reason I can think of is because SoA sees Shadow being a "dark" character means he's evil and bad. It's a very western way of view "dark" characters
>>556050609>The problem with Tails, Amy & Knuckles is that they just don't have "their game" like Shadow has SA2, Blaze has Rush, Jet has Riders, etc.Tails has Sonic 2, Amy has CD and Knuckles has 3K. What are you talking about?
>>556050549It happened to everyone, really
>>556050609>Tailsdon't have "their game"Even if you dont count classic era there are plenty of examples.
First time Shadow's ever seen boobsMaria didn't have any
>>556050506ASS > SSS
>>556050347If you look at the games purely as they are without dubs or headcanons, you'll find that Sonic as a franchise is bland and undercooked, such as >>556050171. So if anything, sonic fans are doing the heavy lifting in making the characters appealing in fan media, even when making them ooc
>>556050171Knuckles concept is being a dumbass, it has always been executed well
>>556050940Something buggin' ya?
>>556050569seperate the males and females into their own rooms
>>556050398Because they're the two most popular characters in the franchise, so they attract all the loudest and most obnoxious faggots and femoids in the fanbase
>>556050427If Sega wants to market SSS then there is nothing you can do about itor just write an angry letter
>>556051037
>>556050576How strange. Sonic Team hasnt done this to any character, they just didn't stop the english dub from doing it
Explain this, Sonicfags
>>556050926Coincidentally the first time Silver's seen boobsBlaze doesn't have any
>>556049934Sonic will never get a game as expressive as Wonder
>>556051134Does that mean Sonic Team consented to it?
>>556049460Hakase from Nichijou. I know it's been years, but how are there anons here that haven't watched Nichijou?>just dug through my 1000+ image Tails folder>not a single one of him in a lab coatWhat the fuck https://youtu.be/TFFgpGFSr0w
>>556050436The problem there is that Blaze being "Nega-Sonic" immediately came with wanting a "Nega-Tails" role for her, which went to the Girl Tails (Cream) before we got the 'real' "Blaze's Tails" (Marine). But the problem -there- is that when you take Tails and invert all of his character traits, OR if you take Blaze and reverse-engineer the perfect complimentary partner for her in that regard... you get Amy. Marine in Rush Adventure is just another Amy, with the same personality. Even her arc in that game is too similar to Amy, just without the romance angle. And this all doesn't work because Blaze's need for a "Tails-analogue" clashes with Amy's own role and status where SHE is a Sonic-analogue with her OWN Tails (that Blaze "stole" in the first Rush game). And then there's the fact that when you reverse-engineer an "Anti-Blaze" or "Anti-Amy" ... the result is still each other, as well. Though, I guess since "Nega-Knuckles" is Rouge, then Rouge is Blaze's best Knuckles... But still, it basically creates a situation where Blaze becomes the MC, and Amy is just relegated to HER sidekick. When in reality, Amy herself should be the female MC while Blaze would be her -rival-, if anything. Though, I guess that's the same thing, just different perspectives... Blaze is like a class president type while Amy is like your girl next door, and that automatically is just the girl version of Sonic and Tails -and- a typical jock/nerd dichotomy.
>>556051141Sonic is MJ
>>556050754Shitga of America wants their deadpool and wolverine dynamic so bad
>>556051052Then I'll just skip the beating up women part and go straight to forcing men to have gay sex with each other.
>>556051334I wouldn't mind desu.
>>556051317SOA wants capeshit. No thanks, I'm with SOJ all the way
>>556051267It means SOA consented to it
>>556051334The men beat you up
>>556051163Dream Team
>>556050785>Tails has Sonic 2, Amy has CD and Knuckles has 3K.Yeah, exactly, and that means that "their game" DOESN'T EXIST. BECAUSE those are classic 2D games with basically no story at all whatsoever, in any way at all. Because the stories in the manuals and all the unspoken subtextual context within the game itself doesn't actually matter, compared to any of the Adventure/Modern era games.
>>556051272Why are they so cute and sexy together?
>>556050871None took it harder than Amy. She's "the girl who just wants to be friends with Sonic" now. No love, no romance, no passion, no energy. Just a shell of her former self
>>556051267Tired of this narrative. Naka was a day one hater of the westshit changes (except Robotnik as a name). He actively attempted to stop them. There was no "healthy blend of east and west". The original JP Sonic was supposed to be that and SOA changed shit without Sonic Team's permission because SOA is in fact larger than Sonic Team. It was only after the penders chronicles bullshit that eventually Sonic Team got to be top dog. Yuji Naka was literally on Television saying he hated westnic in the E! documentary.
>>556050754>Shadow is known for being a calm, calculated and emotionally reserved person.So is Sonic. And this is the reason. The whole point is that they are the same, but everyone wants the opposite factor to force contrast, so that they can justify pairing the two together side by side.
>>556051516Because you were abused.my best friend's sister in middleschool
>>556051134Right, they didn’t make Tails a useless tech geek or Knuckles a useless retard or Amy a useless wet blanket. That was ALL America somehow huh…
>>556051507>sonic fans can't read
>>556051291>Amy is like your girl next doorAmy's a whole Stacy, the hell you mean? Why do fans keep on thinking she's some loser?
>>556051272>>556051516NO TOUCH POTATO
>>556046682I've come to agree over time. After the Metal Virus arc, they're just winging it. The ideas and concepts are interesting, but the executions suck ass more often than not. Not to mention they hype up stories and characters and then immediately undo the hype in half an issue.
>>556051035>Knuckles concept is being a dumbassNo it isn't, >it has always been executed wellAnd THAT isn't even true in that regard either.
>>556051076Oh I will
This is how we make Rouge popular
>>556051678>The whole point is that they are the sameYeah. Shadow's just Sonic, but darker. A Sonic born from tragedy.
>>556051631But Yuji Naka doesn't work at Sonic Team anymore. The problem lies with Takashi Iizuka. He's allowing SOA to get away with this
>>556051794pear
QUAVER POSTED SOVLUPDATE HIS KPARTY PAGE COWARDS
>>556051927Ball.
>>556051807The executions just turn out to be crying, melodrama, therapy sessions, lesbians, gays, and gender-nonconforming characters
>>556051491>Only expressive in a few select cutscenes>Wonder is 24/7 during gameplay tooSonic lost
>>556051794>>556051927>>556052046Fluffy orange cloud.
The Sonic the Hedgehog website just shut down.
>>556051705>Amy's a whole StacyYes, she is, but she's also an approachable friendly happy genki girl next door. Amy is the opposite of Tails, and thus her "status" is directly equal to him. Sonic is a world renowned hero, Blaze is an imperial princess. Equivalent status, from opposite lenses. Amy and Tails are the same. Tails being a bully victim and Amy being a "stacy" are very opposite, but both are on equal level when relative to Sonic.
>>556051873If Rouge did any of that now it'd be all over twitter for months and would hurt her chances of ever appearing again
>>556052056Nta but I actually played DT. That's far from true.
>>556051962Lanolin x Gadget is slopObvious self-insert
>the comics have been in Post Frontiers for years now >None of the "BRO TAILS/KNUCKLES/AMY IS GONNA HAVE SOME AMAZING CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AFTER THIS!!!!" happenedAs expected
>>556052056There's still idle animations
>>556052193>Gadget>Obvious self-insertYou don't say.
>>556052132Leftist love Bayonetta though, just say being a slut is empowering her or something
>>556043325>Chaotix Casefiles had Vector reference Metal Sonic Kai..what tha-Oh my god, they DID. Those IDIOTS...All right, time go drop some basic weebknowledge no one asked for.We already HAD a "改" character. E-101 Beta becomes "kai" when revised. There's several translations of this, but the way it's translated in the sound test is "Improved" - in the International version, they changed this to "mkⅡ" in the boss title. (Sonic X apparently didn't translate Kai.) If you wanted to keep the translation consistent, you would render "Kai" as "Improved", "mkII", or even "R" if you wanted the vague version from the guides....KAI IS A NONSENSE WORD IN ENGLISH.Sure "DBZ did it" but this isn't anime and there's really no reason to be using a Japanese word. It's not even the right Metal Sonic - the Japanese manual indicates it's the regular Metal Sonic. Because he WAS "improved". He can shoot lasers now and stuff.Ian "Starline" Flynn really likes the misinformed revisions on the old Sonic News Network it seems. We were supposed to be past that.
>>556052113it's been down for about a week nowwas trying to search for Fast Friends Forever bios, but on 25 Jan that site didn't exist
>>556052193Quaver: I have found the perfect boyfriend for Lanolin... myself!
>>556052193>the self insert slop known as shipping made more self insert slop You don't say
>>556052218Thank god they all can boost and spindash at least
>>556052218What issue(s) did they say they Frontiers took place around?
>>556051686The fact that you have to go out of your way to read the manual in the first place is the problem. Like, sure, -I- read those manual stories thousands of times, but who else would!? Any random person playing the games is likely to not even know the manual stories exist. And even then, it's all just "told", not "shown". How much do the games themselves actually convey? Sonic 3 & Knuckles is widely considered to be the peak of the classic era stories for how much it tells the story in-game, and it's still severely limited by its own nature as a 2D genesis game with no dialogue or anything. And the fact that this is the best Knuckles has ever been handled is what severely hurts his character.
>>556051904Iizuka is a retard and don't know what he is doing.He is giving control of the franchise to people that hate the this exactly franchise by creating that Lore team and giving them power.
>>556051927Jesus, you could grab two handfuls of those hips. Imagine the noises he'd make as you railed him over his workbench.
>>556051317>>556051416The bad communication between SoA and SoJ on how the Sonic series and it's characters should be portrayed never fucking ends. I'm so sick of this, a lot of people whining about Sonic not having an identity comes from SoA turning and twisting Sonic against what SoJ does instead both of them of actually communicating between each other. It's also SoJ fault for not having a tighter grip. Then you have people like Flynn and Evan just turning the series into whatever the fuck they want but not what Sonic fans actually want to see
>>556052417Right before #68
>>556051904Meta era happened under Iizuka's watch. This toontown anthro world is purely Iizuka. Naka is the true Sonic visionary.
>>556052454
>>556052218Their idea was flawed from the beginning. The moment Sega gives Silver another ruined future they cannot possibly make it make sense in the comic
>>556052306Because Bayonetta is an adult human woman and not a 3 foot tall bat creature
>>556052348Damn, Quaver stacked?
>>556052193What did you want instead?
>>556052503Unlike the 90s the fans are able to see it happen in real time >>556052218We've been trying to tell you the English versions of the games aren't canon. Sonic Team literally doesn't pay attention to them so it isn't possible for their plot poihts to carry over from game to game. Tails Knuckles and Amy development is only in the English version.
Tails is just pure sex.
>>556051927faggot
>>556052776how
>>556051873Popular with furries, casuals gets disgusted and uncomfortable when seeing sexualized animal characters
>>556052537>"Hey guys, remember when we said the comics were gonna catch up? Well, funny story, you've been caught up for like two years now! No, we're not gonna clarify, fuck you."
>>556052454Having to outsource management of your franchise's mythology to westerners who just want to turn it into a furry soap opera is utterly pathetic>>556052503Ian and Evan were the biggest things to ever happen to Sonic. Their writing and social media antics are what opened the floodgates to this once great fandom being infiltrated and infected with progressive activists who don't care about the characters and lore but only about muh representation.
How IDW is seen as profitable enough to not axe is beyond me.
>>556052503This is emblematic of the company as a whole. It won't stop unless they somehow lose the ip.
>>556051962Seconded, I need to see the sheep getting fucked to satisfy my coom brain, please
>>556051516She's a big challenge to him. I'm sure he'll overcome it
>>556052539>the "wan battan for everything" guy is the only one who truly understood sonicWe're cooked
>>556052998I like the little tag at the bottom too>It's totally not our fault guys heheh blame the higher ups amirite?
>>556053116I'm pretty sure SEGA is basically paying IDW to make them at this point. They sell less than 5k per issue. I think they literally lose money printing them.
>>556053116IDW is paying Sega for the license. The comics need to make enough to be a profit over what they paid and the labor costs. If the comic is still going, then it's making enough to justify its own existence
>>556053428>I'm pretty sure SEGA is basically paying IDW to make them at this point.Nah, IDW pays THEM. It's a license.
Sonic:MARRIAGE? NO WAYRouge: I never want to be a mother.
>>556051516Everyone in the franchise is an amy or a sally, and they're meant to fuck each other
>>556052537It is so crazy that they spent all of 2024 on redeeming Surge now that I think about it.
>>556053075Why are westerners so obsessed with turning Sonic into furry shit?I get that Sonic and friends are animal characters but they are 30s inspired rubbershose animal characters like Mickey Mouse and Felix the Cat, not Disney anthro animals like Robin Hood and Zootopia
>>556053215Bratty bat, needs fox correction.
>>556053472>If the comic is still going, then it's making enough to justify its own existenceAnd that's the part that baffles me.
>>556052537>Evan: Y'all want another therapy session between Nite/Don, Whisper/Tangle, and Soleil/his family in the next issue? You folx would love it due to the representation
>>556053585Because of Satam. It was always Satam. Satam completely ruined how westerners see Sonic. It isn't just about the shipping. The show is a bastardization of Sonic.
>>556053676>Shadow will never look at you with disgust
Yuji Naka should return and beat some sense on Sonic Team.
>>556052537Putting frontiers before issue 68 basically means only the Japanese version can be canon what the fuck are they doing
>>556053818Please take a moment to look at and download picrel
>>556052537>Evan had 2 years of prep time to figure out where she was going to put the timeskip and instead of doing something reasonable like doing a one-off issue where the CEs and main cast are absent for it to happen she just inserts it into some random issue where it doesn't even make sense.The level of incompetency these people continue to show is genuinely funny if not mindboggling. How the fuck does this woman keep her job?
IDW is garbage and the people who like it either want to fuck all the girls or want queer owl house slop
There's nothing more "on-brand" for sonic than baffling incompetence
>>556050569I would rape you first
>>556053928>How the fuck does this woman keep her job?I'm 100% certain it's because she's the only writer IDW can find that's willing to effectively be paid below minimum wage. We know that the only reason why Ian gets hired by Sonic Team at all is because he's cheaper than Pontaff were.Saying this has made me realize that this franchise is quite literally scraping the bottom of the barrel now.
all IDW has to do was put time skips in between each issue instead of having every single issue be set immediately after the previous. Then you can have a period of time when the emeralds aren't accounted for. Because IDW is one long ongoing comic there is only one time where you can fit Frontiers. That is why it's issue 68. In every other arc you can tell that Frontiers is impossible.
>>556050926Maria has actual tit bones in her SxSG model, used for animating breasts. Rouge doesn't. Maria has a bigger rack than Rouge now. What does Rouge do better than Maria again?
>>556054025The latter is the majority of the people who like IDW and picrel is what their Twitter accounts look like
>>556054025>either want to fuck all the girls
PLAY RUMBLE!
>100 issues of comic book>in the span of 10 years>nothing happens
I'm curious. If you were to put our namefags on a team to make a Sonic fan project together, who would you put in each role? What hurdles would you foresee them having? Would you have faith in their final result?The project can be anything: game, a short comic, etc. To make this a tad more selective, the project lead can only be one person and the other pertinent roles can only have a max of three members (their respective leads included).
>>556054356I'm not even trying to be hyperbolic but this is actually disgusting behavior.
>>556054525Duofag gets the cuck chair.
>>556054346What the fuck are we doing man.
Maria is smarter than Rouge.Maria has a bigger ass than Rouge.Maria has bigger tits than Rouge (despite being anorexic, so imagine if she were cured).Maria loves Shadow more than Rouge.Shadow loves Maria more than Rouge.Maria tried to protect Shadow despite her weakness while Rouge needs to be saved like a damsel. Maria was a better thief than Rouge (stole Shadow's heart).Maria mogs Rouge even when she's dead.
>>556046576First SSS since.......??
>>556054657These are the crazy sickos who have infected the Sonic fandom en masse. You are right in being disgusted
>>556054690
>>556054151>Now
>>556054479We should make our own Sonic comic. And every issue, Rouge makes out and has sex with Tails. And in issue 100 she gets pregnant.
>>556054479We had tons of amazing developments like uhUmUh.....Shit
>>556054801Oh so lusting over the underage blob animals is ok but not liking human tits?
>>556053127It's the emblematic of a franchise made by Japan for a western market, that means the west believe they have the right to just "change anything to appeal more to the western market" and just muddling the series identity and the western people who would actually like the series real vision. If you want change things then actually communicate with the people who owns the seriesIt's no different than taking any non-western IP and just changing the tone, world, lore and how the characters act when brought over to the west. Same if it was a western made IP the was changed when brought over to the eastTaking someone else work and changing it behind their back is always disgusting no matter what
>>556054356This is how humanity dies. The internet is unironically pushing us towards extinction
>>556054479I have to give credit where credit is due. I don't think it would be possible for me to make 100 issues of a comic and have literally nothing happen or change. That has to take some genuine effort of some kind.
>>556054878>>556054970Silver's garden was nice
>>556054356>It's propaganda >An image of a husband wife and child
>>556054690>>556054878>>556055102Ask me how I know this artist is a fujo.
>>556055083There needs to be more pushback against anti-straight shit. In fact I recommend fujos get attacked so they're on the offensive.
>>556055102>>556055219She is an otomestacy actually
>>556055246Sonadow fujos are legitimate targets
>>556055323Only fujo hands draw faces like this.
>>556054994...not what I saidIt's just insane to me that tits the bat doesn't have boob controls but Maria doeslike what
>>556055456This one image tells you a lot.
>>556054356>See picture of a women happily with her loving husband and a child>Reaction is screeching and demanding she be a miserable dyke who doesn't reproduce just like themThese people need help. Or at the very least they need to get out of their crabs-in-a-bucket community.
>>556055192Heterosexuality, marriage, and having children are tools of oppression in the eyes of the alphabet mob
>>556055624It really does kek
>>556055323I want to believe sega will shill metal, amy and sonic cd as hard as they did sa2 and shadow, but I just know shadow probably got his dick sucked only because he was already popular
>>556055650Doesn't LGBT people marry the ones they love?
>>556055763Metal is irrelevant in the games Fowler worked on so
>>556055457She is a blatant Sonamy self inserter so yeah that's usually how women draw males, but not only fujos
>>556055645They can't just be "that's cool, it's just not for me" they have to make it a war
>>556055796For them, marriage is just a means to an end for tax benefits. They have so many sexual partners on the side at the same time and they expect straight people to not cringe disgust at that and to just accept it as an alternative expression of love
i hate that metamy is growing on me
>>556056106you must've seen alot of faggotry in your life huh
>>556055456Sounds about right. Back in the day, Marvel and DC would hire kids straight out of highschool to be artists. Comic art is not Fine art, and on the job training is better than art school.
IDW is not good. It has one engaging arc which was blatantly just an Archie plot being recycled. Everything after has been some of the worst filler ever. People defend everything about it with "le mandates" but if it sucks it sucks. If mandates are the reason why it sucks then it still sucks. The most successful character in IDW has been grossly misread by her own fandom as a blushing tsundere probably because her real plot has no potential
>>556055763maybe around the next sonic movie released, we will have some metal dick sucking>>556056295it's cool, the way some people talk about it makes me like it more
>>556054356Shit like this is why I really wish IDW got a new writer and they made Tangle and Whisper straight again and gave them unnamed boyfriends just to solidify how straight they are.God could you fucking imagine the nuclear meltdown that would happen on Xwitter. We'd have content to laugh at for weeks on here.
>>556056381IDW is fundamentally a rehash of Archie and it's all Ian's fault. The restoration is just the freedom fighters 2.0 and he wants to write Amy as Sally
>>556056295It's kinda neat.Metal is a reflection of Sonic's inner self, so he would have the same crush on Amy Sonic does. If Amy clues in on this, she might struggle to accept Sonic's personality despite the cold shell.
>>556056668All it would take is one writer depicting an IDW OC doing something heterosexual and it would be impossible to overwrite, decanonize, or take back since they can't do anything heterosexual. IDW characters are allowed to show attraction since there's no mandates protecting their characterization.
>>556056668It would be funny but no writer would do that unless they were using an alias because you'd have most of the IDWfags actively trying to destroy your career over it.
>>556056935*Can't do anything homosexual
>>556054356>marry and reproduce
>>556056935A single image of Tangle lusting over Sonic again like she used to would be enough.
>>556057493Horse pussy
>>556057493say bye to your post
>>556057493I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now.
>>556055613Because bat tits bad because furries bad or something. I think it's because of the cleavage too
>>556057461Silver is not Shadow and Amy's son though
>>556057493>GR15Cya later ponyfag.
>>556057590He can't be Shadow and Rouge's son since Rouge canonically doesn't want kids. Tata Shadougefag.
>>556055796LGBT doesn't support love. That's why the alphabet mafia hates Shadria, pure love, while obsessing over Sonadow and Stobotnik - abusive loveless relationships.
>>556057743You're assuming things about me. I'm not a Shadouge shipper either
>>556057484"We stan a bi-queen" and it's over
>>556057590yes he is though. his arc in 06 was meeting his ma and pa
Sonic characters fucking miniature horses is weirder than Sonic characters fucking humans
>>556048178Why amuricans keep ignoring Silver?
>>556057743Amy and Rouge are not surviving to 200And Shadow's stuck in the nofap crossClearly someone in the future rapes his unconscious body and gives birth to Silver
>>556057565lame
>>556057930They have taste
Silver is Shadow and Maria's son. This is why Lancelot's rapist looks like Maria, Galahad was a rape baby.
>join IDW>Have Tangle say "Whisper is like a sister to me" >quit
>>556057921It's the bipedal thing.
>>556057493Ugh, no, it's just trying to equate Tails to Blaze.
>>556057835Just admit you're a Shadow yume. Don't be shy
>Shadow is stuck in the nofap crossNeed someone to redraw this with Shadow now. I can't stop chuckling.
Stop trying to draw parallels between horses and Sonic characters it NEVER works
post the best webm or mp4 you have in your disposal
Silver is Shadow and Sage's child.Think about it.
>>556058281https://files.catbox.moe/8smpba.mp4
>>556057930Mostly women and literal fags like him here.
>>556058096That would be perfect
>>556058212Kek. But why Shadow, I bet he faps like once a year
>>556058184just admit you're homo
>>556057835That would require turning Amy into a cheap whore who would just abandon the person she actually loves for someone else
Iizuka said Shadow and Silver aren't relatedAmy will only love Sonic or nobody for the rest of her lifeRouge doesn't want to have kidsSonic doesn't want to have kidsEvery Tails love interest is some non canon nobody Tangle and Whisper aren't lesbians The only girl who could have fully fallen for Knuckles got decanonized
>>556058443His black arms semen is self-reproducing. If he ever figured out how to properly fap and became a gooner, the planet is doomed.
Canonfags hate fun
>>556058513I disagree.
>>556049352>He's referring to an article that said it's rumored that she's from the future or a different planet or something. CD elements.It's just the Terminator, and Amy's Kyle Reese.>I came across time for you, Sonic. I love you. I always have.
>>556058443nta 2006 memes.
>>556058096This would be perfect. Whispangle tards are the same people who attack straight Sonic ships by crying incest even when it's not incest. Would love to turn it back around on them.
>>556046576
>>556058462False accusation. Try again
>>556058467First: that's not what "whore" means.Second:_______________________________________________________________________________character development
>>556058212I mean, why not just use the official one?
Imagine the shitstorm if Silver is made to be Amy's son in Movie 4
>>556058513>The only girl who could have fully fallen for Knuckles got decanonizedWhat about Ariem?
>>556058729Do you remember how Dream Team ends? She can never show her face again.
>>556058564Imagining Shadow as a shut-in gooner is hilarious to me and I'm not sure why
>>556058729Isn't she a robot hologram dream thing?
>>556058859wet dreams
>>556058658Imagine thinking Amy would move on from Sonic
>>556058781There's an old fancomic about Rouge and Shadow being roommates with Shadow having a porn addiction. He ends up being fuck buddies with Amy and has sex fantasies about Sally and Rouge. Then he walks in on Rouge and Knuckles roleplaying, has a meltdown and chaos blasts his own house. GUN puts Shadow and Rouge in prison and force them to share each others memories. Shadow now has nothing to lose so he rapes Rouge in the prison cell.
>>556058281
>>556058578This image explains exactly why Shadow ISN'T the father. Do you really think this fag came from Shadow's DNA and care? Look at him.
>>556058589It'll probably play out with with Amy falling for him a little but snapping herself out of it because she's /ourgirlboss/. She's going to be like Boom Amy as far as her feelings are concerned.
They should bring Shade back. Not to pair with Knuckles but with me.
>>556058621>Whispangle tards are the same people who attack straight Sonic ships by crying incest even when it's not incest.Same freaks try to claim Sonic and Miku are siblings. How? Miku's licensed by SEGA and they weren't even made by the same people. They're so alien and weird.
>>556058589Imagine hearing Sonic say "I love you too, Amy" and all the obnoxious Sonadow fujos have a meltdown. It would fill me with so much joy
>>556058978I read this one kek. Doesn't he fap to the sound of Rouge fucking Knuckles like a cuck?
>>556059060>She's going to be like Boom AmySo she will be much better than JapAmy, got it.
>sthg accuses Ian of turning Amy into Sally>Wants Amy to do something Sally is known for and move on from SonicAll roads lead to Sally. You will all be Sallyfied.
>>556059036Why do you expect him to be a carbon copy of Shadow when he will be spending more time with Amy since Shadow has no time for baby sitting
>>556059036IDW Silver isn't Silver. That picture breaks his design to give him softer rounder eyes instead of his normal sharper eyes
>>556059191Boom Amy was garbage and boring. What are you smoking?
>>556059095Seriously? They're pulling the "siblings" shit with SONMIKU?
>>556059181You people are delusional. If Movienic turns out to be straight, that woudln't deter Sonadowfags, what would happen is they would all get radicalized into becoming windfags and say the movie broke Sonic's personality by making him attracted to Amy.
>>556059191>So she will be much better than JapAmy, got it.Ew
It feels like the Shadamy fags are pushing Silver as their son to push the tarot cards = psychic powers angle which makes me violently ill.
>>556059036He looks like such a beta male onions boy here. My goodness, I abhor UWUver. He's just Amy wearing Silver's skin
>>556059218>he thinks Shadow would be an absent fatherShadamyfags really are only into aesthetics...
>>556059480They think Shadow's Sonic.
Railsfags don't worry ourselves with headcanons and fanons. It's already canon.
>>556059463 (me)*onions boy
>>556059036Amy has her own DNA
>that one anon who keeps using chronicles as evidence for shadamy because Shadow is randomly psychic in that gameCan't Shade use Chaos Control?
Nobody at Sega likes Shadamy except for the middle-aged white woman who runs the official Sonic account with such bad memes it was losing followers instead of gainingThat should tell you a lot
>>556059480He would be patrol the world to make sure it's a safe place for his new family>>556059542No. Shadow's unironically better at this
>>556059617You can't saysoyhere buddy, 4chan has made it so that word always translates to onions
>>556059668I love her for writing that aggressively worded sibling text just to shove it down shadriafags
Why do you think Shadow is fertile in the first place? >Ermmm so I'm just going to make an immortal powerful male with evil alien DNA...and I'm also going to let him reproduce...that's not a horrible idea...
>>556059851That was her?
>>556059830lmao onions
>the way you ship two fictional characters annoys me!!!Okay? Block them?? Filter them???
onions
>>556059906YeahPretty immature thing to do
>>556058212>>556058674
onions have layers
>>556060105love you
>>556060105lol
>>556059352You're implying that Sonic and Amy won't become a couple in the main canon but it will happen and it's going to be the Sonadow fujos' worst nightmare and I can't wait for that day to come
Onions is love
>>556059667kek silver does it too in 06. now imagine silver doom powers
>>556060105RELEASE HIM!!!
>>556060105shadow can't do chaos with his spear anymore...
onions>>556060105Saved
>>556059667>>556060250 (Me)wait hol up. shade uses chaos control? better re check chronicles
>>556060105Incredible, I love it.
Hedgehogs....are like ONIONS!
>>556059480They unironically also think Shadow is a swiftie. Why should we take them seriously?
>>556059905Why wouldn’t Black doom want that? He wants a legion of aliens like Shadow he can control
Reddit ships: Sonadow, Shadamy, Whispangle, your ship4chan ships: Shadream, Shadria, Sontails, Crashdow, my ship
>>556060105>What will you do when the whole world starts deleting porn?Then I will goon, as I always have.
>>556060575>My ship is shit
>>556060575even if my ship is a self-ship?
>>556060250Silver would have angelic alien powers or whatever
>>556060575what about deviantart ships, tumblr ships and twatter ships?
>The reason they put Shadow on the cross was to prevent the Black Arms from reforming
>>556059191Yeah because she realized sonic is a retard douchebag that only faggots and societal rejects care about
>>556060416>>556059667Shade can't use Chaos Control, she just teleports using tech. When you play as her in the hub world it works the same as chaos control tough.
>>556060565they like to ship shadow to white girls like some people do that for dogs
>>556060575Yeah, I agree with your ship being reddit ship
>>556060571Don't they imply something like that in Gerald's journal?>Using his DNA, I was able to overcome every hurdle "Project: Shadow" had put before me. The small, sturdy biped I developed can perfectly interact with Chaos energy. Black Doom wanted me to craft a herald for his future invasion. G.U.N. wants "Project: Shadow" to generate undying soldiers for them. I will play them both for fools.Sounds like GUN wanted him as breeding stock desu
>>556047489>Peaked in SA2.Sounds about right. Heroes was *not* SA3 and was a slap in the face for all the original fans of the series.
Heroes was baby meta era shit. Stop grouping it with sa2. "Talk about stubborn and full of surprises" is so stupid and gay.
>>556061015FAGGOT
>>556061015I like all the early 2000s Sonic games besides Sonic Heroes, Advance 3 also released that year
You can't use tbheither. It just turns to desu.
>>556061202kinda onions and dumb desu
>>556060845>G.U.N. wants "Project: Shadow" to generate undying soldiers for themThis don't say much, but could also mean ways to turn their soldiers into "undying soldiers" instead of a bio weapon. One of the reasons Gerald was working on project Shadow is to find a cure for Maria, which would mean using Shadow as a base to heal Maria.
>>556061202it's why you use tbqh, bro
>>556061015if only was "talk about dying hard" instead
>>556047762
>>556061070Sa2 and Sa1 tried to make Sonic deep and mature and Heroes is on the level of Sonic Generations. Nothing but bright colors and quips.
>>556061260
Sonic characters for this feel?
>>556059830Let me try it again and see if it was my fault or autocorrect's.Onions boy
Rouge treating Tails' face as a canvas.
fast replaces "preteen" with "jewish"
>>556061202>>556061279I type desu on purpose when I want to use t b h
Onions
Onions boy
>>556061340FAG G0T
>>556061594Not even a Zero works
>>556054346heh, nice.
>>556061392Big.
Sonic characters for this feel?https://youtu.be/nY49IIUnrvc
>>556060691Metraton reference please
I wonder if they still filter senpai.
>>556061808I cry for joy
>>556061903Yup, they still filterfamlmfao. There's another word that filters into "baka" but I forgot what it was.
>>556046576>zooms in on Fatdow
>>556061624Rouge would touch this.
>>556061808>They say true love don't come cheap...>...but mine came with free refills.
>>556060105kek
>>556062043baka S mh
>>556061416>>556061594>newfaggots figuring out the filter for the first time
>>556061340Don't forget Shadow 05
>>556061808>chili dogs?or>burgers?My soul is being pulled in two directions. I can feel it ripping at the seems. The spicy aroma of chili and onions on pork is tantalizingly, but the comfort and textured masterclass of beef between 2 buns and cheese, with any topping you can imagine.I don’t know which to choose, desu. Both have onions.Which way shall I go?
>>556062043baka senpai
>>556062275>my wife died in a fiery holocaust, Sonic>oh yeah! time to light the afterburners!
Make a story about how Shadow will never love anyone
>>556062529I don't like treating Shadow like a tragedy so no
Make a story about how Shadow is stuck in VR where Maria is alive, healthy, and it feels totally real, let him get relaxed, and then take it off
>>556062529Shadow will never love anyone. Millions of human females kill themselves. Millions more human males weep.
>I'll slam dunk it in there!FAGGOT! HUUUUUUGEEEEE FAGGOT BOY!
>>556062658thisSonic treats it like a comedy
>>556062275>Shadow 05This implies there's another Shadow game besides the one from 05.
>>556062658You don't understand Shadow.
>>556061835if Nakamura likes Megamei Tensei then maybe
>>556062658This is the funniest post ever
baka you senpaitachi need to stop eating onions so much desu.
>>556062810I don't think it's exactly comedic>>556062821That's fine>>556062849I aim to please
>>556062779no uIt's pretty close to the Japanese line IIRC.
>>556062275>werehog_scream.mp3
Namefags
>>556063050which ones?
>>556062763It made us feel real good inside when the strong men wept and the women cried but what we really like is the foxes fried.
>>556062487Kek
>>556063115You know.that one.
>>556063145
>>5560632354Quan? Yeah i miss him already.
>>556063235but... you implied plural...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukE3lnyAe74
>>556063357I was about to feel bad because it was Tails but then I noticed the eyelashes and now I don't feel bad.
I got AI to write this smut
>>556062529How about a story about how Shadow will never love anyone ever again
https://youtu.be/kNDxcbGwYy4?si=0CXchEOCxm17bFhv>>556063357lol I was gonna post that pic eventually.>FearNice.
>I got AI to-[-]
Shadow is the perfect character because he's strong and badass enough to be a male power fantasy, but he's also cute and vulnerable enough to be a female sex fantasy. They really captured an audience right out of the gate.
IDieHard
Now that Tailstube is over, its kinda funny to me that NOBODY bothered to make a porn parody of it.
>>556063301Wh-what is she doing to Tails?
>>556063501Carry on.
>>556063657Ok, gooner.
>>556063501Based Knuckleschad. I've been forcing AI to write me Sonic porn too. I make Shadow get raped by women. Anyway post the next page
>>556063657It was a complete fucking waste of everyone's time. They couldn't even do what they wanted to do with it, which was smooth out the lore because the one and only time they address it, they fuck it up completely.
>Slam dunk it in thereSonic never said that>FakerSonic never said that>You turned into a big time villain doctorSonic didn't say that>I die hardSonic didn't say that>Do you know who I amSonic didn't say that just a guy that loves adventureSonic didn't say that
>>556063607Her too.
>>556063708That's eggman visiting.https://archiveofourown.org/works/77052891
>"""""""""""lore team""""""""""">does nothing but mess up the lore
>>556063759
>>556063708Tails Doll somehow impregnated Cream and she got confused (and a little jealous).
>>556064071
>>556064098I know, that comic is so wild that idk if you can even call it proper porn.
>>556064071>"Fine,"AI_Knux a lil' bitch.
>>556046576Mighty and Ray are gay
>>556064071>>556064167Knuckles is underrated. I bet he's fun to bully sexually. Grope his ass and watch his face get all red, the stoic guardian facade cracking at any type of intimacy
>>556063870>smooth out the loreSeems pretty smooth to me. What did they need to address?
>>556064167>earsStupid robot.
Reading through smut written by women out of sheer curiosity and I really do need to know why the fuck they seem to always fixate on how the man's ballsack looks. Is this a fetish thing or is it like how all men love boobs?
>>556064445
>>556064564why do you want to know? different people find different things attractive for different reasons
>>556064564Yeah, it's well-known that the ladies love a good pair of testicles.
>>556063657Tailstube's over? Finally. That was garbage even by Sonic "standard".
>>556064617
>>556064442WHERE IS SONIC 1 AND 2 FOR THE SEGA MASTER SYSTEM?|HMM?
>>556064654Genuinely just curious. I find female sexuality kind of funny sometimes. Like how they always emphasize how big and strong the man's hands are.
>>556046576Shadow only likes it when Rouge dances.
>>556064437>Be quiet~!! Be quiet~! Be quiet~!!!!
Why does Sonic twitter try to cancel Mike Pollock over his boomer takes and not Jim Carrey over his sexual assault
>>556060250>>556060691Silver is an arctic adapted hedgehog not a Black Arms
>>556064728
>>556064752They're retellings of the same event ergo they are canon. Putting them alongside their Mega Drive counterparts would be redundant.Sonic Pocket Adventure has a similar situation with Sonic Advance 1 & 2.
>>556064071>I'm not leaving >hmp fine, but you leave when I tell you to leaveReading AI stories is like watching two people with alzheimer talking with each other. Genuinely can't understand how anyone could read this other than wanting to make ram and chips cost more money
sloppa time
>>556064807it's no different than male writers emphasizing how tight someone is, or how small they are in comparison to themselves
>>556064807yaoi hands are a thing for a reason
>>556064887He's not Black Arms, he would be the White Angelic counterpart to Black Arms since they are demon coded
>>556064901
>>556064564Are you sure it was written by a woman?
>>556065075The...White Legs?
>>556064813? He looks genuinely disgusted Rouge is behaving like a TikTok slut
>>556065019
>>556064807Men aren't really as aesthethic as women, so instead of being able to lust over curves and tits, women tend to focus more on things like forearms.Women fucking LOVE forearms.
>>556065016>Reading AI stories is like watching two people with alzheimer talking with each other.Its not far off from how millennials write now. Maybe they ate too many cereal with their Saturday morning cartoons growing up and it gave them early onset dementia. I wish I was making that last part up.
>>556065128
>>556065297Of course. Strength in a male. For protection and hugs 'n shit.
>>556065232>The White Legs
>>556065183Pretty sure because every time the author tries to write from the male's perspective, I can tell she has no idea what goes on in the male brain.
>>556065428Be sweet if it was him and Relic.
>>556065297Yeah I know but how come no women were throwing themselves at me when the veins in my forearms were more pronounced?
>>556065631Probably because your stomach was more pronouced too.
Amy!!
>>556064863Sometimes I want to make a twitter account to call out the loads of fans who keep acting like Jim Carrey is some kind of angel we're graced to have when he literally sexually assaulted Alicia silverstone on stage and even putting aside moralshit his creative input on the movies has done nothing but make them worse
>>556065716
>>556065428
>>556065716No I was damn near homeless at that time lol. I had to resort to eating dog food a couple times.
>>556065232Arms stand for Army or Armada, not literally arms
I find a well-defined back is incredibly attractive
>>556065297In my studies, the most common thing to see fixated on in smut for women is:>Chest>Arms>Hands>Calves>BallsackIn that order. Obviously they also fixate on how pretty/handsome/rugged the man's face is but different women have different types so the face depictions vary wildly.
>>556065760
>>556065819
>>556066028
>>556065825That'll be why then.
>>556066003
>>556064564>>556065621The same reason you fixate on how tits look. Balls are fascinating to me. I wonder what it feels like to have them and touch them. It must be extra good to touch soft fuzzy balls. >every time the author tries to write from the male's perspective, I can tell she has no idea what goes on in the male brain.What specific errors was she making?
>>556066162
>>556064564Playing with my boyfriend's balls is fun, not even sexually. I just like messing with them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aHMndcxhtA
>>556066389okay homo
>>556066343
>>556066317
>>556048178>not even new artLmao embarrasing
>>556066497
>>556066421He's just thirsty.
>>556066317Balls are pretty fun to have until you accidentally sit on them and discover a pain worse than death.
>>556066804...how did you do that?
>>556066317>What specific errors was she making?Idk how to exactly explain it but she makes the men thing way too hard and deeply during sex and making out. I get that she's trying to be emotional and romantic but most guys aren't thinking like "I have to be delicate with her while pounding because I don't want to destroy her." when they're going at it. At most we'll probably be thinking something like "This might be hurting her but she'll say so if it's too much."
>>556066736
>>556066804I've been kicked hard in the nuts. Just the once. Never again.
>>556066947
>>556066804I got kicked in the balls so hard once that I literally puked. Somehow no real damage was done to them.
>>556067184Big fuckin' oof.
>>556066984>>556067184>the most popular game in high school was trying to kick each other in the nutsPretty sure we're all infertile.
>>556067087
>>556067282Nothing of value was lost.
>>556067370
>>556066804>>556067184I slipped my foot between one of these in Elementary School.It was more like a connecting bridge though.
>>556067282Oh so I'm not the only one who had to live through that stupid game. In hindsight that shit was gay as hell since guys were literally touching other guy's balls.
>>556067541Love her hair.
>>556067541Fuck
Updated timeline
>>556066930Oh, I see now. To be honest I have made that mistake myself while fantasizing. It's difficult not to project that type of thinking. "Ooga booga me want sex me hump" is very shallow and uninteresting to me. What is the point of it without love? But now that I think about fics I've read from men, it makes sense. There's hardly any build up or emotional attachment in comparison to what women write.
>>556067539
>>556067282>>556067575RowShamBo was a hard game to win if you don't go first.
>>556067782I think poor Knux is being a little bit groomed desu.
>>556067620Epstein......
>>556067782
>>556067949>HAG
Strong stoic macho dudes who could kill you easily are the funnest to groom. You want to groom the already vulnerable? Boring. I live for the process.
>>556067921Little girls are pure, I would never ruin that. Except maybe Cream.
>>556067769It all depends on the guy. Most guys are pretty simple, just tap banging ass, as proof of this general. Other guys are more sensitive, as proof of tailsfags.
What would a sex scene written by both genders read like?
>>556067769It's not pure primal thought. Men can get into that kind of romantic mood too and it's not like we don't think about our partners and how much they're enjoying it. It just boils down to what sex is for the two.Women get horny over emotional and romantic stuff because sex is a sign of commitment and meant for bonding for them.For men, it's more like a hunger or a thirst. We have sex because sex makes us feel good. Again tho, it's not black and white and there is some nuance. You're going to have a hard time finding a guy who's going to bang some random chick he's never met before because it's awkward for us too when it's someone we don't know at all.
>>556067712You forgot Sonic and Sega All Stars Racing and Transformed
>>556063050>>556063235Woefag? Yeah he needs to die
>>556068004Why is Knuckles such a hot slut?
>>556067890heh.
>>556066594How does he do it?
>>556068004
>it's like this, but there's nuance!!lollmao even
>>556068417I know this might be difficult to contemplate but there are differences in people.
>>556068397
What if Maria Survived?https://files.catbox.moe/ygzc6q.mp4
>>556068564The day any of you convince me that you're nuanced people, it'll rain raspberry jam.
>>556068297I know it's not that black and white, men are capable of love and romance. It still doesn't help that feeling I get that it's shallow. What about Shadow/Maria and Silver/Blaze, both written by a man? Isn't that the type of writing a woman would want?
>>556068309Much like with Crossworlds, there's no story ergo nothing to actually put on the timeline. Sonic Drift 1, 2, and Sonic R have stories granted very brief ones.There was consideration given Amy used her flying car in an IDW comic but IDW has since admitted their shit doesn't line up with the games (thanks Editor for failing to keep track of things).
>>556068594My favorite joke.
>>556067712What about Waku Waku Sonic Patrol Car and SegaSonic Cosmic Fighter?
>>556068779A joke that lost its impact a long time ago. Now its just sad.
Stop conversing nicely like normal people and start aggressively attacking each other for no reason. This is a Sonic general, act like it
>>556068585
>>556069005
>>556068228https://inverarity.livejournal.com/50799.html
>>556068727>What about Shadow/Maria and Silver/Blaze, both written by a man?I haven't actually read any Shadria or Silvaze fanfics by men, now that I'm thinking about it. Those are pretty dominated by women. I'd imagine that if it was written by a man, the focus would be how nice, warm and comforting their SO is to them and how much they want to protect and cherish them.
>>556069157
>>556068976Both Sonamy and Sonally involve changing Sonic's character to an extent that has never been seen in the games and are out of character. It doesn't matter if Evan Stanley, who works on IDW says. It doesn't matter what Naoto Oshima says, he hasn't worked on the story of a Sonic game in three decades. It doesn't matter if Sonic has random comments in Frontiers that vaguely suggest he would like to date her. There is nothing in the games to suggest that Sonic the Hedgehog would ever want to be in a romantic relationship with anyone. Ever. People who disagree with this always have to rely on things that aren't in the videogames or retroactively framing the "dates" from Unleashed, 06, and Black Knight. None of those games actually show Sonic enthusiastically taking Amy on a date, something paramount for a romantic relationship. At their very worst, these come across as pity dates.
https://youtu.be/gOAlx2XEEG4?si=_26J_pv04xePReZW
>>556068384He learnt from the best.
>>556069248The stories themselves were written by a man I mean, Maekawa. Almost all Shadria and Silvaze shippers are female, but the official content that drew them in was by a dude. It's perplexing.
>>556069340
>>556068605>Eggman music kicks inBased and topkek.
>>556069603
>>556068843Yeah I'm not touching the can of worms of answering why Sonic is a cop or how he got his hands on a starship.Sega AM1 made that stuff, not Sonic Team. Could be canon. I don't rule it out.Also, lol at Sonic's voice acting.https://youtu.be/SHVjfEoDYX8?si=oKw9zuFxX8rWw30X
>>556068605Why does every amatuer voice actor specifically try to emulate the sound of Los Angeles made anime english dubs? They sound that way so that they can fit lip flaps, copy Japanese voice cadence and they hire the same 7 guys and girls every time. This isn't an artistic choice.
>>556068976I was thinking about how nice it would be to raise a chao with a loving partner
>>556069882We finally made it to the end. Did it make you horny?
>>556070031weebs
>>556070049Careful, they can be a real handful.
>>556070159https://youtu.be/zsVKMpQiSiU?si=9mYzyTJA_Bzyl33W
>>556070031Fandub voice actors will spend their entire career trying to sound like Johnny Young Bosch and wonder why they never get the job
>>556070159
>>556070159Yeah it's not easy finding a trustworthy partner. Maybe I'll raise a chao alone instead
>>556069562Sometimes male fantasies and female fantasies overlap perfectly without meaning to. Geez it's almost like as if we're the same species and supposed to like each other or something. The writer for FMA made some of the most wholesome couples and ships in anime and she's a woman.
>>556068605https://yarn.co/yarn-clip/6d93c05f-d9d1-4d92-b0f7-e9dace370f52
>>556069439I disagree about Sonamy. I think Sonic's character just isn't intimate, but he lovers her all the same.
>got vaulted for over 14 years because Free Riders was complete shit>their big return was an underperformance sales wise despite all the crossover shill characters to boost it What is wrong with these guys? Why can't they carry anything?
>>556070402>Sometimes male fantasies and female fantasies overlap perfectlykodomo no jinkan author is a woman and a fujo.
>>556070031I doubt you could do a better job
>>556070638Funny you say that
>>556070585They're just kinda... boring.
Are there people out there still mad about green eyes?
>>556070585>give them a shit game for a failed gimmick that had no chance succeeding>take them out of their environment and shove them into a soulless kart racerIt started with ZG when they started to move away from the more saturated visuals and dropped the 2D assets, but they've been doing nothing but sabotaging them after Riders 1.
>>556070585No one wants their dick sucked by a beak.
>>556070585Jet is everything westfags want Sonic to act like
>>556071008They want Silver
>>556070883They weren't even good in Riders 1. That game has too steep of a learning curve for most people to play it and once again, Griffith made Jet sound super annoying.
>>556070729We got a voicefag among us
>>556070879No, just the blue arms.
>>556071189Sonic's arms aren't blue.
>>556069234
I will love you more when it all burns downI will love you more when it all burns downMore than power, more than gold (yeah)More than power, more than gold (yeah)Yeah, you gave me your heart, now I'm here for your soulYeah, you gave me your heart, now I'm here for your soul
>>556070585>surely it was [character]'s faultThe base game is $70. Are you 12?
>>556068605And here's the sequel.https://files.catbox.moe/h1x23h.mp4
>>556059320I had eyes and saw Japanese Amy being worse.
Which Sonic characters are part of the Shadow Wizard Money Gang?
>>556070585What the fuck is their appeal actually meant to be? >What if we made Sonic into an unlikable bird asshole?>What if we made Tails into a mean bird girl? >What if we made Boom Knuckles about 8 years in advance? They're a group of petty thugs with the only interesting thing about them being their unexplained Babylon lore which has been abandoned since 2008.
>>556071728>What if we made Sonic into an unlikable bird asshole?Jet has almost the exact same personality that Archienic has
>>556071728>lists their appeal>confused by itYou could've just said you don't like them.
>>556071847And Archienic is among the worst depictions of Sonic of all time. What point are you trying to make?
>>556071259In the movies they are.
>>556071728>What if we made Tails into a mean bird girl?She's just Bulma straight up.
>>556071937
Which Sonic character represents Marron?
Archienic and IDWnic would refer to himself as Ore-sama
>>556071876Jerkass characters aren't bad because we've had characters like Archie Bunker or Eric Cartman be breakout starts but the Rogues lack the good writing they had.
>>556070729Prove it
>>556071313You may now kiss the bride
>>556070879yes there are, what they don't understand that is a design choice by japanese people to make sonic look more anime (japanese), you can see that type of eyes design all over anime stuff, klonoa for example. sonic having black eyes is cool, but green eyes are even cooler and more edgy.some people incline a bit too much on sonic's american felix/rubberhoose inspiration when its supposed to be more than that, sonic has his own style.
>>556071546
>>556071847It is crazy to me that there are people who would read archie and not realize that it was out of character. I don't even mind the people who prefer it but it's so obvious.
>>556072154Zero Gravity has some of the best writing in the franchise.
Reminder that anyone who's remotely intelligent has pointed out since early 2025 that CrossWorlds was going to flop due to Sega paying all these companies to use their characters, many Sonic fans feeling alienated because of the shitty roster, and Mario Kart World + Kirby Air Riders being much better racing games. Now with the recent Puyo Puyo controversy and CrossWorlds failing to meet expected sales, people are realizing that CrossWorlds was never a good game to begin with.
>>556072154It could be worse. They could get uwufied like Silver
>>556072154I know, they're another example of Sonic Team fumbling their characters. The Rogues have their niche, and ST destroyed it. And Crossworlds being more of a showcase just means they're included for appearances and nothing else.
>>556072082
>>556070879The only people who dislike green eyes are classic purists. The eye colors injects new life and energy to the characters look, just like the Adventure era itself. That's why I think the classic designs are kinda dull in comparison, they look good but the black eyes makes them lack that extra color that gives them more life. Ueakawa's graffiti artstyle also helps
>>556072329>Now with the recent Puyo Puyo controversyWhat? What did I miss?
>>556072624It's a shitpost anon
>>556072329Never forget all the fucking gaslighting. >N-NO MARIO KART WORLD IS IRRELEVANT >N-NO KIRBY IS IRRELEVANT >WE DO NOT NEED MORE SONIC CHARACTERS, WE NEED MORE MORE CROSSOVERSCrossworlds was an example of how full of shills this fandom has gotten. Nobody wants the truth anymore.
I don't care about crossworlds. I don't care about the movies. I don't care about IDW. I want a cool action Sonic game that feels like a ripoff of anime.
>>556071546And another.https://files.catbox.moe/20xuws.mp4>>556069830>>556072293Thanks!
It's kind of crazy that Kirby and Sonic have never had a crossover when the two franchises artistically go well together but Kirby has had a crossover with Metroid and Kid Icarus. I think Kirby is one of the few franchises that Nintendo doesn't have 100% control over so it's not like Hal Labs couldn't work with Sonic Team if they wanted.
>>556072957>ripoffanime inspired you meanripoff means you just copy the exact same but worse
>>556073074No one in Japan wants to work with Sonic.
>>556073074Why would they devalue Kirby by putting him next to Sonic? Kirby doesn't deserve to be anywhere near this dumpster fire of a franchise.
>>556072552You might be onto something
>>556073074>Nintendo Bitch logo changes every panellel
>>556073074Hal doesn't want to belittle Kirby by implying that Sonic is on the same level as him.Sonic Team doesn't want Kirby in their games because then fans will actually expect quality for once.
>>556073045Idk if its my wifi or catbox shitting out again but is that a comic dub?
>>556072624Puyo Puyo just celebrated it's 35th anniversary and nothing good came out of it.>There's a new decal to celebrate the anniversary in CrossWorlds, but no playable Arale>A new web series, but doesn't feature any of the memorable characters from the series. Just the Puyos>The new merchandise isn't good and of course, Japan exclusive >Compile making a public apology for pissing off fans, mentioning they can't announce shit due to Sega not allowing them
>>556073226iirc kirby had similar problems with its lore, design and mechanics but nintendo fans choose to ignore it
>>556073560Sort of.
Why has Pokemon been able to be wildly successful despite its low quality when Sonic was not? Both are full of autismus maximus fans
>>556073298>The literal first scene where Goku and Bulma interact, Bulma tries to seduce Goku and stares at his dick several times.It's crazy how much perverted stuff Toriyama was able to put in his stuff. Nobody mentions the fact that Bulma flashed like half the fucking cast in OG DB. Oh yea, she was 14 when Roshi was trying to smash.
>>556073560Just let it buffer a bit. It's a big file.
>>556073226>devalue KirbyKirby has the lowest critics of Nintendo for most of his games. Much like Sonic, Kirby has sold nothing but slop for decades except instead of trying to reinvent the wheel every time they sold the literally same product every time.Kirby's image is nothing but being a cute mascot with no personality and his collab potential cannot possibly ruin something that is already ruined.
>>556073624Kirby is boostshit?Also lore is such a fucking meme that's only there to entice redditors and have jewtubers make video essays
>>556073770Toriyama should have worked on a Sonic game
>>556073561Where's the controversy part?
>>556073561What is the status of Puyo Puyo in general? Also, how does the split between original Puyo Puyo and Sonic Team Puyo Puyo work?
>>556073770>she was 14 when Roshi was trying to smashShe was 16. Goku was 14.
>>556073045This one is kinda sad.
>>556073646Because Pokemon didn't spend a literal decade apologizing to their millennial fanbase for the 2000s games and dropping all of the lore + interesting storytelling for unfunny western meta comedy that actual fans don't like
>>556073646Pokémon is simply top big to fail and stayed good until about Gen 3 before it starting falling off with the rot not being confirmed until Gen 7.Sonic fell off immediately after S3&K.
>>556073646Here is a very very simple truth. Too easy > Too hard. It doesn't matter how shit the game is. If the game is shit and too hard, people will hate it, if the game is shit and too easy, people will overlook that for the monster designs, story, world building ect. Sonic games are shit and too hard, Pokemon games are shit and too easy. It is hard to get frustrated playing a Pokemon game. You can be mentally disabled and still beat the hardest pokemon game. Even Sonic Forces can make people angry with its difficulty.
>>556073845>It doesn't count! Lore is a meme!You just proved him right
>>556073646>tons of cute mons>tons of cute humans>games are much simpler, just pick up and enjoy>various other ways of enjoy the franchise even if you aren't into vidyaMeanwhile Sonic struggles with simple genre flexibility.
What is the Dexit of Sonic?
>>556073045Maria's voice sounds like AI
>>556073561Such controversy, I can feel the fans crying from here
>>556074174The cast being NPCs after 06. It took Frontiers to get them back.
>>556074198It's not AI. I messed it up in Audacity.
The reason why Pokemon succeeded and Sonic failed is a lot simpler than you guys are making it out to be.Pokemon lets you play out your fantasy of raising a bunch of cute/cool monsters.Sonic has consistently failed to let you play out the fantasy of playing as Sonic. So consistent is this failure, that even Sonic fans expect the games to fail at it.For all the faults that Pokemon has in it's games, the glitches, the graphics genuinely looking worse than N64 games, the nonsensical stories and redesigns and all the rest, at the end of the day I can still pick up the newest Pokemon game, catch a few Pokémon that catch my interest and train and raise them.When was the last time (You) picked up a Sonic game and actually enjoyed playing as Sonic?
>>556073646newcomers can get into pokemon absurdly easy like you don't even need to play the games or even watch the anime>>556073845maybe I'm wrong but I remember fans complaining about the lack of abilities and challenge on forgotten land, the way they fix the lack of abilities with levels was super lame. its sad you don't care about the lore is kinda neat.yeah sonic have bigger problems but to say doesn't is a dumpsterfire too its just a lie, hell even animal crossing has its shit
Even the worst Pokemon games are far better than the worst Sonic game. Like for how shitty Pokemon ORAS can be, at least it has great character design, great music, decent storytelling, and fun multiplayer scenes despite having so many issues that can drag down the experience. There's literally nothing for something like Colors, Lost World, Forces, Boom, and even arguably Gens. They have no redeeming qualities and they come off as desperate pandering than being genuine or ambitious.
>>556074174>Dexit changed how I play Pokémon in two ways:>I can't use fun teams anymore, like "Ungulates only," "fossils only," or "just my favorite Pokémon." I'm kinda just stuck using what the game gives me. If I raise a cool Pokémon that I am proud of, I kinda just have to accept that next gen I won't be able to use it anymore.>More importantly, I don't trust GameFreak anymore. Before Dexit, I was a diehard fan who maybe was frustrated with some GameFreak decisions but trusted the company and bought every Pokémon game day one. Their games were a big part of my childhood and culture in the 90's, so they had a lot of goodwill from me. Now, I am very careful and selective of which Pokémon games (if any) I buy. I don't trust any of their trailers, interviews, and professional reviews. Leaks are necessary to know if their games will ACTUALLY be good. I bought Shield used and am skipping SV for the time being. Dexit and their response to Dexit completely destroyed my faith and trust in the developersso >>556074310 is right
>>556074521>When was the last time (You) picked up a Sonic game and actually enjoyed playing as Sonic?Honestly, Sonic Advance on an emulator. Something about the way the characters handle in that game feels comfy and the music is really relaxing, especially Cosmic Angel Zone.
>>556074521I admittedly had fun playing as Sonic in Frontiers for all about 1 hour until the emptiness of the world killed my fun.
>>556074274I don't know man, if a company has to make a public apology because of their fanbase is angry then it's definitely not some small thing
>>556074773Show us the apology
>>556074310>The cast being NPCs after 06.This is misinformation. Everyone was playable after 06 except for Amy and Omega.
>>556074772>spoiler I know that feel bro. Frontiers ironically would have been kino if the maps were smaller or it played like a real H&S with Sonic having better combos. The novelty wears off fast and the Cyberspace zones handling like shit kill that game.
What Sonic games need is more girls with boobs and cleavage
>>556074521I’m still playing through Rush emulated. If I still had my DS I probably would’ve finished it by now.
Compile Hearts needs to resurrect Neptunia (again) and advertise it by having Nep-nep in Crossworlds!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GtGM4sZQAXw
>>556074943It's misinformation if it's applied to all Sonic games. It's accurate if only applied to mainline console games
>>556074943>Everyone was playable after 06I'm talking about mainline games like Unleashed, Colors, Gens, Lost World and Forces and not fillerslop.
>>556075101Rush Adventure is mainline. Sonic Forces is mainline. Sonic 4 is mainline. Even Black Knight is fucking mainline.
Is it even accurate to call IDW filler? I mean usually in filler shit still happens, just not stuff that affects the main plot.
>>556074974I need some knucklesxrouge boobs and cleavage
>>556075185>Rush >mainline at all when 06 and Rivals takes a fat stinking shit all over it. >Black Knight >mainline when it's storybook Slop >4 >mainline when it got retconned thanks to Santiago lore
FuriousPie is a faggot
>>556075021>>556075486Cute canines
>>556069234Baaaaased
>>556075229
>>556075486Probably one of my most favorite official artworks of all time.
We dont talk enough about the things Espio can do with his tongue
>>556075486Cute
>>556075656Silver...
>>556075656okay espioyume
youtube just updated its ui and moved the video closer to the left side of the screen while making the recommended videos larger
https://youtu.be/NAWkntVyoDI?si=3bans8HIAtQ-zl_v
>>556075656What if Espio had aids and didn't tell Silver?
>>556075656i jacked off to a lot of froppy porn back when mha was relevant so i think i've at least got the basics down
>>556075541Who?
>>556075629
>>556075656>>556075858Imagineeeeee
>>556076076
>>556075457All of your points are irrelevant when they're officially seen as mainline and appeared in the official timeline.
stop being horny
>>556076249
>>556075185This doesn't really disprove what he said. The cast after 06 are literally just NPCs. Even if you count Rush (you should), those games are only meant for Sonic and Blaze and her story. Storybook games are spinoffs, Sonic 4 is only Sonic and Tails, Forces is Sonic with a Shadow reskin along with create-a-character and Santiago. They were not using the cast after 06 and it makes no sense to pretend they were.
>>556076372
>>556076461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJNxmMk8zvA
>>556076393>Sonic 4 is only Sonic and TailsYou're forgetting Metal Sonic. Also Rivals exists.
>>556074406>I get Jewel & TikalFuckin' based.
>>556064863They’re young and don’t know about the latter. Plus Jim Carrey isn’t involved in the fandom or the franchise beyond the movies.
>>556076582
Kit’s first appearance was in Black Knight.
>>556077445he cute
>>556076218big ol stretchy tongues are like cocks if they were self lubricating and didn't ruin themselves by getting hard
>>556076714>MetalI didn't mention him because he was a more forgettable reskin of Sonic playable in only a fraction of the game. The only difference is that he can't drown.>another spinoffThat's nice.
>>556074974Heck yeah.
>>556077748perfect
>>556077445He's so tiny....
>>556077382
>>556077621Are you a woman
>>556077852no, i just like to say things in the most degenerate way possible when i'm on /sthg/
The most degenerate way? I love how veiny Drago's cock isI adore his hairy ballsI wish he could pin me down or force his cock into my mouth
These faggots should immolate themselves. Absolutely low quality posts.
>>556078629
>>556069439Pity dates is such a cope argument
No sonallyfags?
>>556078629you understand me
>>556078629He should fuck Cigs.
>drink coffee>I go from kinda tired to completely nodding off almost immediatelywhat the fuck this is the opposite of what I wanted
>>556078949No ocshit Woefag
>>556078829Sally's Sonic is a different character than Sonic's Sonic and Sally's for me.
>>556078829The "I hate Sonic" location is /co/
>>556079132I’m gonna go over there right now and cause le epic melty
Jess...
>>556079191Have fun
>>556079107Not your boogeyman. I just wanna see blobian orgies.
>>556079272nobody cares about your shitty porn oc
>>556079272I care.
>>556079272I want to fuck your beautiful porn oc
>>556079343I beg to differ
You have exactly 6 minutes from this post before I make the new thread. You do not want me to make the new thread.
>>556079091Too much milk? If you're *that* tired fren go to bed.
>>556079263Is that an eggpawn?
>>556079412She's not mine but ty
>>556079487Gonna cum all over your thread or you withdraw that threat
>>556079512I have no idea. Doesn't look like one.
>>556079487Just be yourself man.
>>556079625>>5560796654 minutes left.
Would Shadow say this?
>>556079708Transdow the Willneverbeawomanhog
Infinite
>>556079882InfinazeRougdowKnuckspio
>>556079704
>>556079118Game Sonic and SatAM Sally could be interesting.
>>556079882espio is so cute
>>556080069I could never cum on that face. Cream is for creampies only. I mean, like, DUH
I warned all of you, now I have to cum in all your assholes.>>556080194>>556080194>>556080194
>>556080132>>556080132>>556080132
>>556080280>>556080281lol
Fuggin' idiots.
>>556080280>>556080281Ffs guys.
>>556079882InfinuxougeShadazepio
>>556080279But what if she *really* wanted to taste some today?
>>556080069>>556080694
>>556081207Cream thanks (You) for your service.
