>>556066357>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>league anti-smurf measures poll (closes February 5th)https://forms.gle/G7RonvBhFLabAoAz8>roleplay tourney IIIhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/17vcs35g-KN9wZeHn63a8TA85PAMgeyDIKjAud1Im0Ts/>registrationhttps://forms.gle/7WTxPEHdqbTcnitN8>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12xFgBhBqMumTzgn7_yOmFYTnrxltRf2uR8jUG8J_-c8/
>hannahlol lmao
>>556132242discuss
THERE'S NO PEI IN MFG SANMA?!
>>556132242>cynthia>relevant jyanshishe was a generic blue hag until forced bweeh memes
>>556132367No nukidora or pei is gone all together?I like the sanma variant where it's just another universal yakuhai
>>556131936>suji of riichi tile>on a dora indicatorlol, lmao even
>>556132330can you tell me how many characters have released since jane
>>556132409That's my point, it took sph, the diary, blobs and bwehs, uma, telly and probably a dozen other things to pull her from the brink of irrelevancy.
>>556132409>>556132615>character isn't relevant until they're relevantriveting conclusions here
>>556132424no nukialso this tileset is fucking atrocious to read from the sidetry looking at the dora indicator
>>556132615fair, but it's mostly on yostar coming up with generic bland chink designs
>>556132594idk, there are probably like a dozen chinks I don't remember
>>556132028kill yourself hannigger
>>556132367it's treated as a universal yakuhai like dragons
I'm reposting this because it's importanthttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/140328942
>>556133152you could've just posted the relevant artwork here if you wanted people to see it
>>556133152>importantto whom?
>>556133271To me
I will now play your game
>>556133006>dragons
>>556133582what are they called if not dragons?
>>556133652jihai (character tiles)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b-I_GXN53cSit your ass down and learn how to play some REAL mahjong
>>556133737performative weeb detected
>>556133737that refers to all honors thoughbeitand only the round wind and dragons could be considered a universal yakuhai, except round wind is also special and counts as double when overlapping with seat windhence dragons, since other terms lack specificity
>>556133737>jihai>not sangenpaiget the fuck out
>>556133923>sangenpaiNobody uses that term here
>>556133756i'll respect POWER mahjong if he ever gets to master 2
>>556133971I do
>>556133971jihai means character tiles not dragons
>>556133971larpers do
>>556134101jihai is an umbrella term that includes dragons
>>556134024
I'M GOING TO WAGEooooooUUUOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
>>556134024legs are so hot
>>556133756>le "loud = funny" fag stream
yuzu
so /mjg/ will thow a hissy fit if anyone says "all simples", but jihai are honors?
I got the protoruns
>>556134267that wasn't the issue
i can't tell if the worst mahjong term ever invented was protorun or gut shot
>>556134267senganpai won't be the next bakyou
>>556134383leftlord, rightlord, acrosslord
>>556134383What's a gutshot again, a kanchan?
>south 4 >skibidi toimen riichi'd>folded a hand I could've won for a 2nd place acceptancegetting 10-game lose streak has been damaging to my mentaru
>>556134471Yes.
>>556134383gutshot is a poker term
>>556134471yes because filling in the 3 between 2 and 4 is somhow like getting punched in the stomach (???)
>>556134547It was borrowed from poker like meld and dealer
poker is like 3 times more luck based than sanma
>>556134642meld isn't poker terminology exactly
>>556134697go to the casino and find out how wrong you can be
>>556134697I listen to this soundpost every time I see itjoseph-1.png
> leftlord rightlord acrosslordcringe> kamicha shimocha toimenweeb bullshit> port, starboard, oppositeself explanatory, english without being cringe, lets your opponents know you are well versed in maritime terminologythe choice is clear
>>556134797you could also say the same about houou sanma thoughthe average parlour in japan is even tougher than houou
>>556133971i do
>>556134383This one mahjong parlour I went to in Japan had yakuman translated as "grand slam"
>>556134703it was borrowed from there is the point
>>556134923that's fucking epic though? /mjg/ needs to steal this for our client
do people use the term "nut draw" with mahjong? that also comes from poker
>>556135038yeah it was really funny
>>556134912i really couldn't say that no>>556134963how can you borrow something from somewhere where it doesn't exist
I just found out that Sonoda does log reviews of his M-League matches. Does any other pro do the same thing?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClqooW8S-r8
>>556134697I hate this songIt's building to a climax that never comes
>>556134834I thought the ship terms were absolute directions instead of relativeWouldn't there be a problem if "[X]'s port" and [Y]'s port" referred to different seats?
nakadashi mangan
>>556135145how tf do you log review irl matches
doesn't meld come from gin rummy, which is also where half the mechanics of mahjong come from>>556135160it's relative to the mast of the ship tho
>>556135091meld is used in poker
>>556135068i personally do but i don't think it's very widespread no
Is mahjong the most skill-based competitive game of chance out there?
what is the "opposite" version of "dexter" and "sinister"
>>556135260>mahjong is a game about 4 captains about to crash their ships into each other head on
>>556135323no, it isn'tnext pointless thing to argue against thanks
>>556135213I just assume he pulls records from somewhere or get someone on staff to manually log the match from the video recording
>>556135371prob the same as any tcg out there
>>556135371that would be MtG
>>556135423Or sabotage your own
>>556135394doakes
>>556133652>>556133829it's sangenpai, for extra tidbit the winds are kazehai
The second phase of the /vrg/ mahjong tournament is now officially starting. All teams now may go on the Journey./jong/ team won't be playing until W1-B finishes due to their seeding from the previous phase, so probably won't post tourney updates here for a bit until they are involved again.
>>556135480i play both mahjong and mtg, these are really the only games that feel like the outcome depends on your skill instead of just random numbers
>>556135429https://boardgamegeek.com/thread/2846345/following-a-meldYou need to gamble more online
how is this level of sag even possible...
>>556135670that's bridge you fucking retard. there are no tricks in poker.is it really that fucking hard to say "whoops, you're right" for once?
>>556135145A couple of them do copestreams, hardly anyone here speaks nip so nobody bothers posting themKobago, Shirarori, Nakabiashi and Daigo do them pretty consistentlyhttps://www.youtube.com/@koba_go/streams https://www.youtube.com/@shochannel0827/streamshttps://www.youtube.com/@じゃがちゃんねる仲林圭/streamshttps://www.youtube.com/@醍醐大冒険/streams
>>556135675MJS could never
if people call everything that uses mahjong tiles "mahjong" why can't we call everything that uses french suited playing cards "poker"
At what rank would you be satisfied with never improving further in mahjong?
>>556135781I personally will not waste any further time on short flippant ego-driven responses meant to act as some zero-sum game of "winning" an internet chat, but if you do eventually decide to provide some actual serious thoughts then we can decide where to go from there.
>>556136089great job chatgpt. maybe next time ask it instead and it'll tell you that melds aren't used in poker, the game you linked is bridge and that you're a waste of oxygen
>>556136085after master 2 you no longer improve and the game is just an endless grind to celestial where you merely have to get a sufficiently long luckshit streak
>>556135785Thanks man. I wonder where they get these logs from, but I'll probably find out eventually once I start watching more of them.
>>556136089you absolute retard, you were wrong and you act like a faggot? get out
>>556135068I prefer the nut ron
>>556136201i've seen anons here go straight from master 2 to expert 2
>>556136414they were just expert 2s that managed to get a luckshit streak to master 2
>>556136201lol no, you can easily get saint 1 without ever leaving the intermediate player hole
>>556136398much less applicable tho, you don't usually get a hand with multiple outs to win where one Ron gives significantly more points than the others. Meanwhile you often get hands where one specific draw transforms your hand from mediocre to fantastic
>>556136414
>>556135615is vr jong worth it or my eyes would be fucked just for 1 game
Spend any time in Jade room and you'll realise anyone below and sometimes including St1 is 50/50 on whether they're just a temporarily unabashed Ex3
>>556136626pretty sure most players don't even have VR gear and just play on a regular monitor
i feel tempted to spend hours rolling for every mahjong fight girlthey're all too sexy
>>556135145Even commentators do https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6khIKJFlb3U
have any of you run into people in the silver room that are literally just draw discarding over and over. match history is a ton of 4th places in a row. they have the most expensive skins too. but since you can't rank down from silver room they just are thereare they the only players actually enjoying mahjong?
>>556136414I've seen 2 saints got exposed by the detectives
>>556136883those are not humans
>>556136757If you just want the girls (and not every single cut-in), it's less than 20*5 rolls per girl (assuming you will pull a girl naturally at least once)You could probably get the whole roster pretty quickly if you skip the animations
>>556136757is there a hack for this game so I don't have to spend any money? Mahjong soul takes my money already I can't handle another one
>>5561369923 girls and i've had to use faith every timethis is far worse than majsoul
I've seen anons quit mahjong forever
>>556136883they are the japanese salarymen>get on a train>queue mjs ranked on his phone>play 2 rounds>train is already at its destination>time to put the phone in my pocket>mjs won't ever ban me for it because I spend a fortune on their game
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/P2f4ozbeW1g
>>556137084they still lurk here
>>556136992playing and rolling mfg is free if you join the pisscord but you still need to spend time rolling the girlsand all the outfits
>>556136837I need to search up more of the M-League names because I just discovered why pigu is called pigu
>>556135160we literally have names for absolute directions that work in both english and japanese: The seat winds. I use them all the time
>>556136703You get disillusioned pretty fast
>>556134383What's a protorun, two tiles next to each other? Does that even have a word in japanese? Ryanmen refers to the wait so it's not the same thing.
>>556136757What do you mean spend hours rolling, this is an arcade game
>>556137275>time5 rolls are 10 seconds
>>556136291You can find the other players' channels on https://mleaguewatch.com
>>556136589>you don't usually get a hand with multiple outs to win where one Ron gives significantly more points than the othersYes you do, any atozuke or takame wait. Though I don't know what nut means in this context.
>>556137308> A pair of tiles that can become a run with one more tile is called a protorun (taatsu)From riichi book 1
>>556134834>self explanatory>lets your opponents know you are well versed in maritime terminologywhich one is it
sex acquireddaughter unnecessary
Why did scoring book 1 anon vanish
>saint friend that got me into mahjong quit about 2 or 3 years ago (claims he's washed up)>mention to him about MAKA being implemented>he decides to queue one jade match to see "if he still got it">gets 4th place and S rating>quits againI think the funniest part was that he ended q'ing against one of our anons.
>>556137502>sexhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi6IrqgANjkthat's a man
>>556137430it's the draw that makes you nut
>>556137430that's why I said "usually"in poker "the nuts" = the best possible hand given the cards you can see. this made "nut draw" = the best possible draw you can get given the cards you haveso the "nut draw" for mahjong is the best value draw you can get that advances shanten
>>556137654it's natural for hags to sound like menhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNS0oQ21DEg
>>556134834> leftlord rightlord acrosslordcringe> kamicha shimocha toimenweeb bullshit> port, starboard, oppositecringe and autistic > stern, bow, gunwaleself explanatory, english without being cringe, lets your opponents know you know what a boat is
>>556137721maybe obese ones
>>556137669it actually comes from cowboys playing poker and having a hand so certain they win they would bet everything down to the nuts of their wagon wheels
>>556137430nut shot, in poker and rummy anyway, refers to having a chance to hit the "nuts" (best possible hand) specifically. For example, in holdem you can stay in for a nut shot straight, usually on the river. Atozuke isn't really a nut shot, but it does equally portray the "need to hit to have a hand at all" part. A better example of a nut shot would be like, hitting the tanyao iipeikou side of a 6-9 wait on 67788
>>556137532never happened
>>556134834libtard, centrist, rightoid
>>556132028>hannahreal thread here>>556133805
>>556137821I could link the log, but that would mean doxing my friend.
>dealt into the chud again
> trying to save your thread from page 9lol
>>556137986>trying to thread war when this has 150 posts alreadyretard
>upstream, downstream, offshore
>>556137336you need a d*scord account to play
>/mjg/ finally accepted HannerTotal Hanner victory
>>556138095this might be the best one yetit's obvious and references the turn order
>>556138150but we always loved hanner here
sinister, dexter, anterior. doctors already have words for these things
>>556138352and the pool could be called the house
Yuzu!
>>556138352no doctor says sinister or dexteranterior doesn't even work in this context, you might as well say contralateral
>>556138150>>556138316
>>>/a/285772405Saki turned 20 today.
>>556134215Not even the loudest onehttps://x.com/wata_akaupin/status/2018610661895618670
>>556138596surely they have a word for "to the front" "to the left" and "to the right"
Hanner!
>>556138095edible (referring to chii), romantic (the best place to sit at a dinner date), inedible
>>556138723Nigger!
To the left to the right jump up and down and to the kneesCome and dance every night sing with a hula melody
>>556138869Hanner would say this.
>>556138267I've always liked the nature/geography metaphors in the game like the river (discards), and mountains (wall)Each game is about slowly scaling the mountain and approaching the flowers behind the peak (rinshan)
>>556138719yes but the person sitting opposite you is on the contralateral side of the table, they're not in the "front" as implied by anteriormiki's head is superior, her feet are inferior, her boobs are anterior/ventral, and her ass is posterior/dorsal
>>556138667
>>556139002it annoys me greatly that there are not actually good English terms for thismaybe leftlord rightlord acrosslord was right after all....
MFG doko
Is Mila a Yuzu?
MJS doko
>>556139310The council of Yuzu says no.
>>556139001bravo ritz
>>556139310Mila is a whore
>2 yuzus singed up
RC doko
>master, slave, rival
>>556139503they're gonna maul each other
RonRon doko
how am i supposed to sing up if TO didn't bother creating my main
so is bugging the TO to be added after sing ups are closed a legit 'biki tech?
>>556140297TO is already going to deduct uma if you play two hanchans in hour 1what makes you think he'll be so kind?
How fucking old is Maaya Sakamoto? I was listening to Lodoss War's OP and it was sung by her.
>>556140398>uma
Character rolling when?
>460 rolls to get a single character without redeemingmfg gacha is fucking bullshitimagine having to pay yen for this IRL
>>556140416She was 17 when she sung it but yeah, she's old
>>556140416@grok how old is maaya sakamoto
What are you buying?
>>556140416She's 45. Was wondering which Lodoss she worked in and it was the 'newer' one.
Majsoul Friends Room 65577(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=65577Memesura
>>556139797You compromise
>>556141498https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ux90A4YDLdo>newer>28 years ago
>>556141652the original is 36 years ago so in a sense it is 'newer'
>>556141498>>556141652>she was 16/17 at the time literal child labor
Queue MFG at 16:20
>>556142049There were no laws against made up, commie shit like child labor back then.
>>5561421033 hours 6 minutes from now?
>>5561421696 minutes from now
I missed the MFG koko
>>5561415612(3)/4
>>556142431What did he mean by this
>>556141561started
>>556142103i'm in
>>556142103nevermindfuji-6.png
what the fuck was that
>>556143656nanodesu
>>556142049>nooo, you can't sing a song for the anime your friends at school are gonna watch and praise you for, you have to enjoy your youth by drinking alcohol and doing drugs!
>>5561415613/4
the kids who drank and did drugs in high school are doing better than me
>>556143973you'll change your opinion in a few years
>>556143973>well socialised people with friends are more successfulNo shit. Don't tell me you fell for the hollywood nerd propaganda.
>>556143824>you have to enjoy your youth by drinking alcohol and doing drugsUnironically yesBeing a wagie from a young age kills the soul
playing riichi mahjong while halfway into a room temperature 40oz is what life is all about
>>556144486>40ozThe room temperature is 1136.522 militers?
>>556144215NTA, but never done drugs or alcohol and never wagie'd either.
How strong would his mahjong power level have been?
>>556144636the 1136.522 milliliters is room temperature
>>556144665why are those who've never experienced the full breadths of human existence often so proud of it?
yaku for this feel
>>556144921Xapitan...
>>556144921autotable (the client)
>>556144921
>>556144862the same reason all major religions in history venerate chastity?
>>556144921Riichi but someone kans your entire wait
>>556144921chiitoi iishanten
>>556144809He would've died the second he saw Kaavi's tit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtD56x6gA5E
>>556145589
>>556144862I've made the decisions and stuck to my morals and will do so until the day I die.My ideals are pure and unblemished.If you can't understand why this is the highest form of spiritual victory, I'm sorry for you.Also I wasn't being proud, and what I typed before all this was ironic.Anon simply noted that you ARE a wagie from a young age if you don't do alcohol and drugs when young.But you can also just be like me and never have to experience either.And my soul is just fine, because corrupting yourself to be part of a corrupt society isn't good for the soul, and alcohol and drugs only dull your senses, they aren't a spiritual panacea.Youth is about forming connections and experiencing love, those do mend the spirit and energize it. Sometimes those experiences involve drugs and alcohol, but they aren't mandatory.
https://x.com/naga_i1991/status/2018324164223107463
the third yuzu has hit the tourney sheet
>>556145713I suggest being a normal person instead but you do you
>zero kaavisoh nooh no no noOH NO NO NO NO NO
>one 'biki singup>it's an obvious alt (le 4chan meme in name)
>>556145713have you made your decisions or have they been made for you?
>>556146815Kaavi was already a net negative last year and she got even worse with her best perk getting changed to some yuzu slop
>>556145713I’ve never done drugs simply because I don’t feel the need for an “experience”
why is riichi book one still in black and white, despite being open source?
>>556147385Because it doesn't matter
>>556147385why are troons like this?
>troons this, troons that
>play ranked game>no progress on the event because I forgot to flip the tilesmaybe the MFG shills were right
>>556147385>i'm one of the only anons on /mjg/ with enough english ability to write RB1VNShould I try?
>>556147805what does the VN stand for
>>556141561closed
>>556146719Apparently, being a normal person in the western society implies being controlled by evil satanists worshipping Baal. I hope you are happy being part of that garbage.>>556146965I could be employed and making big money, decided against it. Life is better without being a cog in the satanic globohomo machine. But if you are asking if free will exists, it's doesn't. My decisions were guided by higher morals of purity.>>556147150Same. It's also a diceroll if you'll end up addicted to them and wasting money and life in poison. Not worth the gamble.
>>556148194>But if you are asking if free will exists, it's doesn't.
>>556148361>minor spelling mistakeI apolocheese.If you are rolling your eyes because you are an idiot that believes in free will, then I'm sorry you are a kekxpert or m1 looper.
>>556148194>>556145713you are the most based person in this thread right now
>>556148194>claims he's opposed to being a cog in the machine by being a neet>spends money on a mahjong gacha clientso much for the "spiritual victory"you are not worthy
>>556148980Never spent money on this garbage.Yiddishyui ACK yourself.
The what now
>>556149136That's a lie. I recognize your reply style. I know who you are.
Failed wannabe normalfags are far more annoying than proud neets and degenerates tbdesu. You'd be far more comfortable on reddit or facebook where you performative normalfaggotry would be appreciated.
>>556148534there is nothing to "believe" in, as little as you can believe in the trees or the sky or the seas, and other such things that simply exist and prove their existence by existingnow quit posting, your specific type of foolishness bores me
Okay, tilting at windmills hour is over. We can stop pretending to be retarded now.
I came.https://exhentai.org/g/2454380/ddd3f674cc/
>>556141561>closed>not a single GGwhat happened
>>556144862>family drinks every single occasion when you're a kid, conditioning into thinking it's what adults do>peers at school drink and experiment with drugs as if it's the cool thing to do>over half the people you knew starts smoking because of peer pressure>peers start making fun of losers who don't "enjoy life" like they do>parents start to introduce you to family drinking on events like birthdays or weddings>if you go to college, there's alcohol and drugs in every corner>if you go to work, there's drinking after work at last once a month, not to mention retarded company outings>all peers suddenly get married, drinking parties before, during, and after weddings (and they probably involve drugs, at least under the table)>family wants to drink with you during family eventsyeah, I wonder why would someone feel proud of being able to resist all that, it's a real mystery
>>556149427Congrats for never developing metacognition?
>>556149706that was my experience in MFG koko last night
I want to play mfg but I don't know where to start
>>556150049https://rentry.org/mfgrinshansetup
>>556150049you can start by not being a retard, the guide's been posted like a dozen times in the last four days, all the possible questions have been answeredyou don't even have to use the external archive to look for it, all threads are still here
>>556150237rude
it's wrong for mfgfags to be this helpful to retards
>>556150282didn't read lol
>>556150361it's one word, there's no way you didn't read that
mfg honeymoon period will end this week I'm calling it
>>556150208>Once you join the discordand that's when I stopped reading
>>556150573I'll keep antagonizing MJShills to make MFGods stay relevant
>>556150669what's stopping you from making a throwaway
>>556150573there still are gonna be occasional kokos for diehard mfgfags who won't mind trying over and over to get a proper roomthe worst thing for them is people get disillusioned when they try it out and it turns out it doesn't look as good as they thought it would
MFG looks and feels better than i thought it would
>>556132028Hanner!
I need to learn how to make mods for MFG so I can make Daburiel fatter.
mfg players
Does MFG have lobbies? Why does no one host kokos?
>>556151307I do this and I look like this
>>556150343>>556150361>>556150237if you want the classic 4tranny experience there are gorrilions of generals and boards out there where subhumans just like you spend time honing their epic 4tranny tough guy persona with moments of lucidity where they try to pity circlejerk with eachother about how they will one day make it or how two years ago was actually 10 years ago or something and other low iq subhuman shitplease go and rot there
>>556149596Pretending?
>>556151323MFG lobbies need to be filled in 90 seconds or the game starts with NPCs
>>556151307I look like this and do this
HOW TO HOST A MAHJONG FIGHT GIRL LOBBY>assume all anons already know to input 7447 and turn on private matchmaking>type "queue in xx:yy" where yy is the minute hand of your clock in 5-15 minutes' time>wait for anons to boot up mfg>queue yourself at the exact time>atarashiako-1.pngit's that shrimple
>>556151421dude, you can't readno way in hell i'm gonna be a heckin wholesome anon to a subhuman without basic cognitive skills
Kakek...My FUARKIN hero...
habbubububbhabubbubhbbubhBWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
>>556151421uhhhhhhh why is a midari trying to save /mjg/ culture?
>>556151721what if I'm in a +5.5 timezone
>>556151838There, there, it's going to be daijobu.#CynthiaDONTBweehh
>>556151901just add or subtract 30 minutes from your minute hand? it literally does not matter in which directionatarashiako-8.png
>>556151890Midarikeks were always pro-/mjg/, ever since the RC shill was first outed as a samefagging schizo
Imagine capturing the midari anon, forcing him to wear cute dresses and training her prostate for hours every day, while keeping her alive on a diet of just semen
>>556152096I'm not going to imagine this. What the fuck is wrong with you?
>acting like reddit is now /mjg/ culturecan't wait until loli of the week is seen as problematic
>Agariyame NASHI>Tobi NASHI>Renhou ENABLED>Atamahane ENABLED (Multiple Ron NASHI)pls explain
>>556152219how can you possible be this angry and pessimistic at everything?
>>556152313He spends too much time on this hellhole website outside of /mjg/
>>556152304there's so many helpful anons itt someone will surely spoonfeed you everythingdon't worry about remembering it, they'll say all of it again next time you ask
>>556152313she's on a losing streak and is taking it out on the threadI do the same
i will save midari by showing her the meaning of love
>>556151421>you need to spoonfeed every retard that asks something instead of telling them to read the guideanother brilliant midarinigger post.
>>556152304>Agariyame NASHIwhen someone is dealer in south 4 and they win a hand while already in 1st, the game continues>Tobi NASHIwhen someone goes below 0 points, the game doesn't end>Renhou ENABLEDwhen someone wins on ron before they draw their first tile (and no calls are made), it counts as a mangan or yakuman, depending on the client/settings>Atamahane ENABLED (Multiple Ron NASHI)when two or more people declare ron on the same discard, only the first win counts (whoever is closest to the ronned player following the seat order)
>>556152313>>556152447the only reason 4chan has ever been the best place to discuss anything is the "lurk moar" culture which has been a part of it since the very beginningteaching newfags not to read the thread they're literally in is what will cause to become this place indistinguishable from discord or reddit (of which you're probably part of)have fun
>>556150573It will end the exact second I get it running.
midari was secretly on the side of good all alongbravo remains the ultimate enemy
>thread culture war ragingWelcome to the rice fields motherfucker
>>556152651Ty Aru. You are the best
>>556152096
>>556152724just like what we did with touhou mahjong 2 years ago (only one anon hosted kokos)
>>556152724please procrastinate on joining the pisscordi don't want the mfg fun times to end
>>556151901
>>556152613>telling them to read the guideThat’s exactly what Midarianon is for, though?
>>556152847To be fair Touhou was FOURTY DOLLARS
All of you are insufferable faggots
>>556152096I can't imagine that because semen doesn't contain enough nutrients to keep him alive over a week.
>>556153090hoe anon wouldn't say this
heeehoooehaaahiheeeyyyyyyyy
>>556153058I was talking about 4N
>>556153107the human body is surprisingly resilient
>>556153090Hoeeeanon wouldn't say this
>>556153058You spend more than that every day for food.
>>556153090
>>556153181How long could you survive on your own cum? Wouldn’t it turn out like an Ouroboros situation?
>>556153328kodomo anon wouldn’t say this…
Cats are disgusting creatures
>>556153328I made this post
>>556153321on your own, probably not long, as it takes a lot of energy to produce in the first place
>>556145589Goldship love
Some of you guys are alright. Don't come to /mjg/ tomorrow.
Bravo eurokeks
So where was the collab I was promised
>>556153328I may be a faggot but at least I'm not p*lish
>>556146245WiFi password
this thread sucks I'm moving to /jong/
Please come to Brazil
>>556153658Detectives?
>>556153667You already renounced your citizenship. You can't go back that easily.
>>556153765It's dolphin porn do not click DO NOT CLICK
I don't need you faggotsI'll teach the children in my basement how to play mahjong
>>556153898
>>556153765It's an activation code for Ys Origin on Steam (previously claimed)
I redeemed
>>556153229No I don't, what the fuck? With 100 I can cook for the entire week.
Jade Room is my canvas, Dora are my muse; every Kan a masterwork. This is an artist in their element; the culmination of my mahjong soul.
AI slop poko and chesshttps://www.kaggle.com/game-arenacynthia-7.png
Going to sign up as Yuzu and throw every match
>>556154436enjoy your ban from this and future tourneys
they should make a mahjong client where you can riichi, chii, pon, kan, ron, or tsumo any time, but if you do it wrong you are penalized
>>556154436
>>556154714...
How to Grow, Prune and Care for Citrus Trees | GARDEN | Great Home Ideas
>>556154714that's just real life?
>>556154714It already exists. Its called autotable and everyone else playing there also cheats.
This could has been an email.
>>556154714mahjong time randomly offers a ron option and you pay chombo if you click it
>>556154583A fate worse than death...
friend list is smaller than it was yesterday
I guess I will sing up my novice alts as yuzus
>>556154920*could of
>>556154850Is it even fun when you spend your entire time arguing? It's what I hate the most when I play board games
Nobody on my friendlist is on when I'm on anymore
>>556155061
>>556155157I'll log in so you don't feel alone
>>556155157I'll be back to a NEET schedule soon
How do you make friends?
>>556155313just add them after a friendly
>>556155157You're not in my friendlist.
>>556155313You walk up to them and ask them to be your friend
>>556155051>>556128121
>>556154583It's not going to be on purpose, Yuzu just happens to be my unluckiest character.
>he didn't remove me
>>556155545>he logged in to check
>>556155443*walks up to you*Will you be my friend?
MFG opponent AI soon
>he logged in to check
>>556155623heeeeyyyyyyy
yuzu is the strongestif you get 4 yuzus at a table you can collude and all 4 yuzus will qualify and have a stacked yuzu yuzu yuzu for the rest of the tournament yuzu
>>556155692The original Bocchi
>>556155623no
Protip for making friends:NEVER EVER be the first one to send the friend request. That means you're the slave in the relationship for life.
>>556155937so true..Kaguya"love is war"sama...
>>556156039Kek
i've collected every single famous or notable anon into my friend listnow what
>>556156292I'm not on your friend list thoughbeit
>>556154342Hahi! And may you never lose that mahjong soul, anon! We still fight!
>>556156367you don't know that
>>556156463Tell me who you are so I can purge you
My friend list is quite small since I rarely send out requests, but I cherish each and everyone on them. Huggies for all the anons on my friends list!
>>556154342can you do anything but get 1st or 4th in jade
I have some one monthers that need pruning
>The first black character in Mahjong Soul
Speaking of, I'm surprised there hasn't been a mod by an anon to whitewash Musa
>>556156664Some of those guys were on my league teams. I can't get rid of them...
>>556156836Why bother when no one plays him?
>>556156837>League tourists >They're going to show up next year and bring your team down again
>>556156647...I haven't figured that part out yet....Everyone is playing to not lose and I'm playing to win, considering I lose twice as many points than I got when I win I kinda understand why, but then again they all have thousands of games and aren't saint so
Daily RPT character showcase #13!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzLSgoO4DC4Sign up: https://forms.gle/7WTxPEHdqbTcnitN8
>ai slop tourneygrim
>>556157224you are on your way to become a looper, simple as.
>>556157795Why is it all women? Are we all troons!?
Anons's kid called my boy an M1 looper at the /mjg/ playground...
>>556157224>I'm playing to winBut you're losing so clearly not
>>556157943I'd take a million loopers over a single mortal botter.
>>556158054Fried Jiangshi can be male
>>556158054Is this your first gacha? All male players are female, all female players are male. People play the character they're attracted to.
>>556157795>13There were 12?
>>556158225Legend of the Celestial Jobbers...
>>556158225ponstation looks like the ps5 devkit lol
>>556158289Wrong, I self-insert and fuck all other players, male or female.
>>556158225
>>556158464>male or female.
>>556158289I self insert into the game and fuck all the females I ronYou're an effeminate man with submissive tendencies
>anon is a gay rapist
>>556158512You heard me.
>>556158149
as a straight man, this is the most fuckable male
>>556158464>>556158578
>>556158682Reminds me of the manwhores in Thailand
>>556157795>Secret message
>>556158492I don't understand. What happened?
>>556158225>>556158492true sovlful face team this one
>>556158823lily forced ransei to naked dogeza
gay rapist anon or pedo lolicon anon?
Speaking of, I just noticed that MS doesn't have a true tomboy char. The closest is banana.
>>556157795based DLC
>>556158909i would only go to a summer camp filled with the latter
>>556157795TO. Considering how many hints had to be provided for the "detectives", I believe their secret +30 bonus should be nerfed. Make it +20 or less.
>>556158909>based retard or Epstein diddybludthe choice is clear I ron them both
>>556158993Epstein...
>>556158860That's not their OC thoughbeit
>AI slop
>>556159106
>>556159106No he was a yuritard
>>556159106Take a vacation.
>>556159213Where?
>>556159060/mjg/ meetup.
>>556157795These are genuinely so funny, keep up the good work
>>556159060this happened to me...
>>556159210He was both
>>556159250I recommend an island
>>556158682>
>>556158492lol>>556159060>>556159301>actually looks and acts like that one anon
>>556158087I'm winning just as much?
>>556159567A bit too boyish, but would I guess.
>>556159106Anon got banned for being too autistic about definitions…
>>556160641He was a /pol/tard nothing of value was lost
>>556160797he was our fellow hanner
>>556159567I would blow saki
>>556160927He was no fellow of mine!
>>556159060>skips tsumo>get ronnedClassic.This is why you never skip, kids.
>>556161240what tsumo?
>>556161240are you stupid? there was no west
>>556161385It's right there thoughbeit? Get your eyes checked.
>>556162406
>>>/a/285787300
I now wish to view "kokushi retard.mp4" please post it ASAP
>>556162480that looks like shit
>>556162480that looks nsfw
>>556162720Not it isnt
>>556162480I'll buy it and give her lots of glue
Someone please teach me how to play Blue Archive so I can prepare for the league 7 team.
How do you like your 1-pin as? A flower, turtle, tiger?
>>556162954Play?
>>556162954I thought it was an idle game like cookie cutter
God Cynthia is so beautiful
>>556162954First you type p:blue_archive into the search bar.
>>556163054A pin
>>556163524You forgot your musa emote. Don't worry I got your back.
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/140730875is this AI? it looks AI.
>>556163736I saw it earlier today and I thought it was AI. There is no AI tag but it's definitely AI
Would Washizu be on Epstein Island
why can't i buy outfits for my cute hags
>>556164163Of course.
Would Hina Momo be on Epstein island
The Boondocks Japanese Dub - Mr. Petto Calls Riley the N-word.cynthia-7.png
>>556164323
I refuse to believe there are people who don't like pandas in this world. It's absolutely, absolutely impossible! Humans don't stand a chance against the cuteness of pandas. The look they make when they eat bamboo makes me want to try some as well to see if it really is that delicious.
>>556165002They smell like absolute shit. Never meet your heroes.
>>556165002I'd like to increase the panda population.
What really happens in Saki? Some schools hold a mahjong tournament, and?
>>556165478It's tournament time for over 10 years of serialization
>>556165559>over 10 yearsThe series turned 20 today and the anniversary of the serialization is only a few weeks away
>>556165478Mahjong tournament is a test to screen and find intelligent girls to progress the female utopia without malebuta project
>>556134834>calling them anything other than their seat windperformative bullshit
>>556165478It's an official government-sponsored tournament between schools. And yes, it's consistently just been tournament #1 and hasn't left. DBZ shonenfags talk about Namek this Namek that but they got nothing on Saki.
>>556165478And they figure out which one has the most bullshit luckshitting powers of all time
>>556162954>read the story>read the momotalks>occasionally do dailiesyou are now a BA player that i can draft
>>556166153suckybros...we were the shounenspics all along?
>>556166153tbf, akagi had a single game that lasted like 20 years
>>556166153>saki namekThe losers match before finals, fuck that was long and nobody cares about mikos.
>>556166396Saki was always a tournament manga but it's seinen
>>556166420The miko school is ok.
>>556166349But anon, I want to be the captain.
>>556166580mahjongas
>>556166696biggest of them all
Who is the mr beast of mahjong
>>556166682TO here. We permit at most 1 jonger and 1 BAnigger captain.
>>556166682i suppose i can pass on the reigns if you're willing to be a good captain
>>556166580I wish mikos were real
>>556166813someone should do the math on how many kilos those funbags weigh
>>556166403It was 6 hanchans, not 1. But yeah, Washizu arc was like 20 years. At this rate though, Saki might beat it.
cocoa bros... mogged by our own mother?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PkU4kiNGaU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9kiDyAlhYM>this is AI
OYAKODON
>>556167008>Saki might beat it.One turn of the tournament alone consists of 10 hanchans in the Nationals. It means 10 hanchans for qualis, top16, top8 then finals. That's 40 hanchans in total. The nationals arc started roughly 14 years ago. Saki is nowhere near to beat Akagi's hanchan/year stats.
>>556167152hag sex
>>556166821I know a Ms. Beast
>>556166349I haven’t touched the stories in 5 years. Guess I’ll skip everything for the gibs and read it on youtube or something
>>556166682why do you want to be the baggie captain if you don't even play blue archvie?
>>556132028I DID IT BROSI WILL GO LOSE IT IN GOLD ROOMS NOW BECAUSE I DEAL IN WAY TOO OFTEN
>>556167754
oh my godmy chinese friend from ranked just did it
just let me draw the fucking tile i want
>>556167726Because you get something fun like 2hu with Team 9 which was the /bag/ via drafting. Even though that captain didn't even play BA.
>>556167356I just meant arc length. Of course Washizu's hanchans are longer.I want to see the tournament end and then have the girls move onto 2nd year and shit. Like goddamn, let Nodoka make out with her lesbian friends from both schools. I've been waiting for who the hell knows how long.
>>556166580Uh, mahjong?
>>556168326you want to be on the guaranteed losing team?
I can finally join the irc!
but, what about the shamiko team....
>>556168546Congrats!
>>556168546
>>556167726They have cute emotes.
>>556168332Even if we count the Nationals as one huge arc it will get finished in ~15 years then we move onto the Individuals since we have like two dealerships left.
>>556168546>two nyaggers and a disconnectedCongrats
RONRIICHI MENTANPIN DORA ICHIYA WITH 2 HONBAHA-SEN SANBYAKKU
>>556156089shut up faggot
>>556168546Miguel is dead. This was the peak of his career.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJLd-MooA_0
Winter is so comfy
Its summer here...
>>556170623no it's not
>8 hours until my vacation startsIt's over for /mjg/
>>556169131gato
Why would Maka prefer to discard the 7m here? I know I have a ryanmen with the 40m here now but I wanted to lock in 9m as the pair, since it’s the dora.
Lolis
>>556171363maybe 8 has more acceptance
>>556171376What would they taste like?
>>5561713638m is marginally safer so you cut 7m first as they're both going to be discarded anyway.
>>556171363if you're locking in the pair you're cutting both 78m hereusually when your blocks are set you cut from inside first
>>556171570Fresh cool candy
>>556171363>bronze room>mobile aspect ratio>paypiggy character+title>pointless time wasting questionit's a reddit repost, isn't it
>>556171938Anon, it's just a newfag. Be kind.
>>556171552>>556171723>>556171764Thank you, anons. I didn’t think discarding the more dangerous tiles first applied to more than just going for honitsu and chiitoi>>556171938I-it’s me, anon… I play on mobile sometimes when I have free time, but embarrassingly it took me over a hundred tonpuus to get out of Novice
What's wrong with being a pay piggie? They deserve the money!
>>556172209The cutest adeptchad
>>556172163newfags don't call 5m aka a 0m
>>556171938he didn't namepost so he's fine in my bookbetter than some other posters here in fact
Stop complaining for everything
>>556172315You only need to have the script and see just one 0. It's not rocket science.
>>556171837great now I won’t be able to have candy without thinking of moist smooth soft loli lips
>>556172209I'm onto you "adeptchad". Watch your back.
>>556171363>Why would Maka prefer to discard the 7m here?because you drew 4man? the real answer is to discard those worthless ass pins anyways
>>556172802>nidouke on 6m>risk losing a dora on tenpai>when we already have ryanmen-ryanmen pinfu iishantengreat idea, baka
>>556172794Gulp>>556172802>the real answer is to discard those worthless ass pins anywaysryanmen is the shape of happiness though!
>nidouke
>>556172794Of all the people who have been showing up lately who are adepts, that particular one is likely to be a real adept. I've seen him play. I'll vouch for him unless a new mortalbot that plays like a complete retard has come out recently.
>>556173680You didn't say bravo.
>>556173357>clinging to 1 dora in order to losebrilliant, also pinfu is shit
>>556173923it's not like the alternative is at all better
>>556173923>pinfu is shitshit /mjg/ says rather than admitting that they're wrong
>deranking hag luckshit haitei baiman on my oya only to feed haneman honitsu to someone with 1.7k pointsBECAUSE OF COURSE
>>556173923Learn to play mahjong before posting here.
>>556174041who won the hand?
>>556174334おまえもな
New rule: you don't get to have an opinion unless you're Saint 2 or tenhou 6d.
>>556173680二度受け
>>556174765
AdeptChads are better than Saints
>>556174765Good thing I'm a stable st2
>>556174907In certain cases their lack of self preservation makes a big difference
>>556171363Because Kamicha (guy on your left) just discarded 4m and you don't really need 7m (suji)
What's your Mahjong routine?
>>556176092Go back.
>>556173716>I've seen him play. I'll vouch for him unless a new mortalbot that plays like a complete retard has come out recently.Urk… thank you anon
>OntopicBAD>OfftopicGOOD
When will we get a REAL event?The last two didn't even have a scroll.
>>556176476threadly reminder that at sakurai's mahjong dojo they play ping pong instead of mahjong when he's around
>>556176092
>>556176567Chink new year, so like 2-3 weeks
>>556176092this one
>>556176592I feel this clip on a spiritual level
>>556176592She's bleeding petals
>>556176684This is true commitment. You live and you'll die for Mahjong.
>>556176590he knows that if he were to play mahjong now, he'd expose himself as a fraud
>made a bunny ragequit Today was a good day.
OOOOOOOOOO
What do we do about the olduglies problem in /mjg/
>>556132028Furry "fandom" goes on >>>/trash/
>>556177804you first, faggot
doko
8 missions left in birdloli's event! Let's finish them all in a friendlyMajsoul Friends Room 94535(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=94535
>>556178798flow theme
>>556178798Full!
>>556178798Started
