Previous: >>556125579>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year T.M. Opera O (3*), New Year Haru Urara (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Admire Vega (Power), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSR02/05 - 02/12 Racing CarnivalMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/Remember to report all botters to clear the good name of Sweepy.
Mambo!
After more than a week of only running her... choco sex>>556142413I did more than that
Awaiting size anon's return.
How am I doing, does my Pasa stand a chance
PLAYER COUNT IS PLUMMETING MANT IS EOS
chill with your image post now alright
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/vUG25a
well that didnt take long
got a SSR riko copy, only good thing to come from the free pulls so far, thank you cygenerous
Digitan LOVE
>>556142710did this artist take anatomy lessons from rob liefeld
I need an uma that will just straight up shove her fat tits in my face when I ask
>>556142840Hell no, I'm gonna post 50 images of *insert uma that isn't on global here*, and there is nothing you can do about it!
>still getting dupes of SRs I already haveAyabe guts is not looking good bros
>>556142970I do this
>>556142796You don't need Riko unless it's her MLB version, missing a wit card hurts you. But other than that, she seems fine.>uma stanbased
>still haven't done the haruten mission because of training for capricorn
>>556142946Anon, that's clearly AI.
>get a 9 turf parent>nobody borrows ityea I'll be rawdogging ace runs from now on
please refrain from posting new umas unreleased in global in this thread. OR, make sure to spoiler it, thank you
>>556142916>Where is the line?When he comes inside then you are more than friends
hooray, got a 0lb fuku brick, worthless shitBUT I finally got my mlb Stinko, now I'm really really glad I listened to that anon half a dozen threads ago who said to hold for Vega guts instead of blowing my gold crystal on Stinko. She's mlb for free, and I still have my first gold uncap crystal. We're comfy now. Maybe -maybe- I'll get lucky on the NTR banner.
AW YEAH
>>556143201Opera would post this
>>556143201Your post can't stop me because I can't read.
>>556143245How wholesome of this single father to go on vacation with is daughter, warms my heart
>>556143232that was me. i'll never lead you astray, anon.
ATTENTION f2pGAWDS do NOT roll on fuku or NTR they are only good at mlb and for 4 months SAVE everything you NEED 60k banked and an emergency crystal in prep for Tachyon Speed. MANT is very f2p friendly you do NOT need to get gaslit into wasting carats on these garbage cards that give minimal benefits.
i would have sex with ayabe
>3 days until the all-uma bannerWho's going to spark it and what will you spark? I'm going to spark Seiun Sky or Maruzensky because frontfag
>>556142796wit kind of low can't recommend nsm. but if she hits and has her unique she can win
...
>>556143373Seiun Sky>Falco/Bourbon
>>556143373Pity uma banner is a whale banner.
Would you retards watch an uma anime that focuses even more on a trainer's journey than CG did?
>>556143348appreciate it, anon. This game really, really tempts you to blow early instead of sticking to a rational plan. The possible future NOW is very tantalizing and hard to resist.
>>556143360thank you goldship, I will save for Ayabe instead
>>556143362We know, Curren.
>>556141036>>556141045Ok... but my guaranteed groundwork... I have some groundwork sparks on parents but you can't rely on them obviously. I'll go for speed.>>556142907This artist falsified Ardan's breast size and made me put her in every dick. I mean deck. Ardan has 2 HUGE BREASTS. I mean she has good hints for pace chaser, needed for groundwork, and she gives massive paizuri, I mean hints. But ok, I'll just drop the sex with breasts and run someone else.
>>556143360>tachyon speed>only survives for a singular scenario as well>can survive with 1LB
>>556143497Nyo
>>556142796>sub 800 witbrick
>>556143373TAISHIIIIIIIIN
>>556143486not when your stable is pic related and you can't spark Maruzensky until November 2026, it isn't.
>>556143373not falling for it, intern-kun, you can keep your scamcha
>>556143415JOBnopusSIDE CHARACTERnopus
>OL Super CreekThoughts?
>>556143668Oooof thats harsh
>catbox upload is fuckedaieee my soundposts
>>556143678No thinking. Only cuddling.
>>556143524>le tachyon speed card last only one scenario gaslightThere is no scenario where you use ONLY one speed card. You will be using both Pasa and Tachyon until Still in Love. The card has almost 1 year and a half of use.
>>556143373holidays oguri is the obvious answer. taiki is tempting but she's also obtainable via legends races quite early on.
Out of 5 careers with Fuku I have succeeded the first event a grand total of 0 times.
>>556143678Nursing Handjob thoughts
>>556142797guy in there looks like picrel btw
>17 years old
>>556143524>durr the best speed card is only 2nd best its useless now
>>556143460dont do it
>do an ace run>get a sprint spark>do a parent run>no sprint sparkfuck off game
>>556143753What about Almond Eye bro...
>no club postingWe are finally whole /uma/
>>556143880Wife.
>>556143880why is goldship fat and missing her hat?
>>556143524I will roll on my beautiful wife.I will MLB my beautiful wife.
>>556143735I luckshitted Tama-chan, which is fucking AWESOME I didn't expect to love her so much, but that's still only 9 out of what, 45ish 3* umas? So my odds of getting non-dupe spooks are pretty good.
>>556143886
>>556143373sparking suzuka and digitan for metafag purposesif i somehow hit both, then spark alternatives are ny ope, flash, and city
>>556143880Breeding with this mare
I think Curren Chang is a WHORE
>>556143373>rolling on scam banner
>>556143560This. Uma sex is what sells the franchise. CG had a good balance with Kitahara - any more than that would be overkill. Even a cute, female trainer couldn't save it then.
>>556144049Yeah they are. Its alot of carats to spend sadly.
>>556143939I guess you can skip SIL if you did bad with your carats and can't MLB twice in 6 months for Almond Eye. That would means Tachyon is good for almost 2 years lmao.
>>556143753why would you use Tachyon over KSB? What makes her better?
>>556144053undo it
Stop posting the bald chinkoid
>>556144134What if it's an Uma Uma Torena
>>556144175who?
>>556144201Nyo
>>556144172
>>556144053NOOOO
I'm rolling for Inari One
>>556144165KSB is a frontchud card, Tachyon is a paceGOD card. Other than that you can use Maruzensky too, there are plenty of options for speed cards. You can skip Tachyon if you're not a paceGOD.
>>556144265redo it
>>556142804>Losing players to Arknight Endfield>Alot of players getting coals the entire free 100 pulls>Moomoo begging people not to burnout 1 month before MANT even startedThe absolute state of the game
>>556144201I'd watch that. Belno would be a good character for that.
I wanna hug Matikanetannhauser
>>556143373I'm gonna help you guys out because you're about to waste 30k carats. Save for the Vburbs banner right after (of whatever upcoming uma you want) if you wanna spark. You've got basically the same odds of luckshitting uma as the mega banner. There's going to be a selector ticket for $20 and another one for $20 in a month so you can just pick the two uma you want. The Mega banner is a giant scam and you should only roll on it if you've literally never rolled for an uma since release.
>>556143056>>556143394I've tried without Riko but it was brutal. I could try again but I feel I'dhave to hit a lot of power bombs to get the necessary stamina for career. Not to mention mood events fuck you so bad. I've hit 1000 stamina with the 3 wit cards, but I had 2LB Finemo instead of Arden (I was hoping for left handed and Pace Corners, got neither. Is NSM supposed to be bad this round? On my tests it has felt better than usual, so many pace chasers means it has a decent chance of proccing at a good time. Besides I had nothing else to spend the points on besides Ignited Speed or Intimidate.
>>556143373I'd have rolled for wife groove(wife) but I got completely raped by the opera banner so ill skip
I wanna fug Matikanetannhauser
>>556144317
>>556144393NSM is good but it's gambley.
>>556144308I'm a frontfag, but I'm sparking Brian's rerun banner in June, so I want to get Tachyon too. 60k carats to MLB it, but worth it, I think
>>556144418Wait 4 more days, you have to breed her on the lucky day
>>556144393you can beat the arima kinen with ~300 stam on late surger
>uma ignores 8* ignited spirit pow and inherits 1* ignited spirit wit off a grandparent instead
Late XOguri will want-Corner Recovery-777s-A Small Breather to proc off of-U=Ma as your back-up, though it won’t be as good as Breather
>parent run deck detected?>activate it
>>556144391>you should only roll on it if you've literally never rolled for an uma since release.that is exactly my position. I have 9 3* umas, and the uma I want - Maruzensky - won't be available to spark until around November, give or take how Cygames implements Daily Legends Races. I'm strictly f2p
>One away from MLB SR & SSR FM thanks to the free pullsI'm like 99% sure that if I bothered with that all Uma banner, FM would show up too.
>>556144109is digitan really meta?
I just learned about sergeant reckless, do umas treat non-thorough bred like second class citizens? I never hear mention of umas doing anything but wanting to run and "muh derby"
>95% of my clubbros didnt do more than 5 runs a day with half TP>15% even flatlinedWTF is happening with this game...>>556144391People should roll on it to guarantee the 2 most powerful umas day 1 umas Suzuka & Taiki
>>556144391>There's going to be a selector ticket for $20 and another one for $20 in a monthisn't there only one selector ticket for 1st anniyou're thinking of the paid banner which is actual scamcha
>>556144682Explode
Is the Gold Shitty SSR speed card any good
>>556144391>The Mega banner is a giant scam and you should only roll on it if you've literally never rolled for an uma since release.this should be every f2p/low-spend with a brain.
>>556144393*Meant 1K wit, of course.
>>556144837No, it's one of the worst ones even.
>>556144827>you're thinking of the paid banner which is actual scamcha>$20 for a 3* Make Debut guaranteed SSRyeah no thanks. If it were a selector I'd be tempted, but I'm not spending $20 for a 10% chance it won't be a complete wastegambling is a tax for those who can't do math
>>556144837it will be good in *looks inside* 3 years
>doing last minute El sprint parent>while using ace deckThe game wouldn't give me a good run and sprint inspiration now
I MLB'd the funny fuku card through insane luckshitting. I fear for my life I may be dying soon.
>>556144768she basically has on your left for dirt so she's a free win in aquarius unless they drop evolved skills in 1st anni
>>556144807>I never hear mention of umas doing anything but wanting to run and "muh derby"Because anything else is outside the scope of the seriesUmamusume is a love letter to Japanese horse racing and expanding the world building outside of what is needed doesn't make much sense
you WILL pull for bobo
your opinion on the allspark is, like the shopping cart test, an accurate indicator of your humanity and gambling habits
>>556145068>failed speed star last event>mood down>plan already workingDamn I'm a genius
Is trending in the charts! good in aquarius?
>>556145183BANTSHIN
>>556145206I bet you feel really smart by stating the obvious
Sex with Verxina
>"paid banners r a scam >:( you either get a fine mowtion or garbage!!!1">Meanwhile an urara trained with a wit Shakur raped people in a CM room
>>556144813the christmas trannylation umacaust? the aislop culling? game is dead, only ones playing are botters and soon there will be a 3rd extinction event when cygames takes out the sweepy's and thus, kill their own game once and for all
I take back what I said about S2 being boring. Ts is beyond peak.
>>556145397Winning Ticket is such a DUMB honse
>>556145183
>>556145312I always feel really smart because I’m a genius
>have a lot of umasDon't roll >don't have a lot of umasConsider rolling
>>556144768Digitan has gold gamble accel on Dirt and she has good Affinity with many problematic umas
>>556145440People really quit over Happy Holidays?
>>556144813sorry I already made my sprint niggasalso cyniggers didnt eradicate bots as they promised
VBourbon will be a fraud just like the two last overhyped "meta defining" umas, funnily enough Taishin was the only one who lived to expectations even if it took months
>>556145493
I know it's bait but I rally want to replywhat do I do in this situation?
>>556145442This scene will forever live in my heart
>>556145619Masturbate
>>556145619use spiritual (you) technique
>Translation >Not faithful to the JP version>Botters>Not a single cheater got banned>2x drops>Gone forever
>>556145558frontcucks issue
>>556145447How rude!>>556145493 >>556145568>The weak (poor) should fear the strong (rich)
>>556145619>rallyI don't know if It's my IQ dropping or autocorrect fucking me up
>>556145558and yet i've never seen anymore post a CM win screen with taishin in 1st place. how curious.
Bourbon finish your fucking chain for once
>>556145479Of course you are, my special boy, yes you are
>>556145068I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAIDGIVE ME THAT DOUBLE SPRINT SPARKS
>>556145558are you calling Xoguri a fraud? She lived up to the expectations perfectly
>>556145558Are anons living in two different realities? Half are saying XOguri destroyed Sagittarius, and the other half are saying XOguri jobbed.
Uhhhh why the FUCK am I only getting 1000 SP after doing a career? Wasn't it 2000?
>>556145749were you absent during the last CM? Taishin was generally stronger than Gold Ship.
If the game is dying, why are you still here?
>>556144813How does half a member do runs or flatlineWhat is your danchode doing
>556145717>gay outsider still spamming that image for attention
>meta this>meta that>my holidays>my potentialevo skills in TWO (2) days, retards.
ignore all shilling for future banners you don't care about and just use taishin for every cm
>>556145907Worst Sunshine.
>>556145958I would if I had her
>>556145538if you have some balls, standards and a personality, you just might>hur dur only faggots stop playing this russian roulette gambling trash over anti-islamd christmas
This general would be better if /vg/ had flags.
>>556145829xoguri would have destroyed my sag final but both of them late started
>>556145797Recognizing that you’re not as smart as me, a genius, is a good first step. Keep up the good work.
>>556146013can you restate this in non seething ESL babble?
I want to run a front since I like my hag wifethere's also curren joining, but who should be the third? should I run front or pace bakushin? front would synergize better but pace is stronger by itself
There is something about Sweep Tosho that makes me want force her onto her back and start forcing vegetables into her mouth.
>>556145821as someone who was there when she released in JP, she's not as dominant as she was by a long shot, I'll even say she's not stronger than her regular version
>>556146060most boards would be better in that case, sadly the flags can be very easily faked and manipulated
>>556146102Cocи мoй члeн.
>>556145981Here's your (You) :^)
>>556146060Too many Kra*ts.
>>556146060So true xister. Maybe usernames as well to make posters recognizable. Even better if we have to make an account to post here and instead of (You)s we have likes and dislikes.
>classic year early feb>sweep randomly decides to do PAL training>AT FULL MOOD AND ENERGY>does it again 2 turns laterI need to look at this thing do it's job more often, it feels REALLY fucking busted in specific circumstances
>>556146143I honestly doubts the ones we're actually using the flags against are smart enough to do that
>>556146060I'll use the nazi flag
>>556146142>she's not as dominant as she was by a long shotthat's because global is the strongest server thus far.>I'll even say she's not stronger than her regular versionno need for disingenuous hyperbole
>>556146185C'mon, anon. That's the laziest and most obvious bait I've ever done. Why did you bite on that?
>>556146142Was JP Sagittarius dominated by XOguri?Even if that was the case, that's still not a fair comparison due to NSM. Going forward it's still speculation.
>>556145558I will roll for VBourbon because she makes my dick hardsimple as
>>556146319@umagrok, translate this post
>>556146391bourbon is autistic. sexualizing her is very problematic. do better, anon.
>>556146391based
>>556146349It was a pun
>>556146480faggot
>>556146270You are seething because you would be exposed as a jeet.
>>556146450If you lose Torena, you will be send to the satono sex dungeons
Bourbon exclusively listens to autotune music.
>>556146525We only know im@s here anyon
>>556146552*change proxy/vpn*nothing personal, mutt :^)
>>556143523>falconIt's not worth taking, you'll so many stats from it. It's multiplicative so you'd lose even more stats than you'd think. The Ardan card has uses but ultimately the big factor here is that 1 spd is just too low. Your head's in the right place in her big tits but you just need to fix the speed card issue first. After that gamble on GW with parents, if you can get it good but if you can't whatever. And yes, Ardan is very sexy. Good boy
>>556146480>bourbon is autisticGreat! So am I! That means we can have autismo sex together!
Some of you are really boring
I won't pull on Bourbon because I despise training front runners with my life and will avoid them like the plague
>>556146552I was agreeing with you tho?
>Making thirdies get into debt to pay for a VPN would be bad
>>556146729said the simulated race fag
>>556146450come and get me
>>556146363every mid and long CM was XOguri unique gambling and made the game very boring, while shorter distances were SMaru and VBourbon + debuffer or normal Oguri people will tell you "half the playerbase quit because MANT takes too long" but in reality the game became extremely stale due to the dominance of the umas mentioned and lack of good characters and supports to shake up the meta
>>556146714>autistic>wants sexAre you a woman?
>>556146729>Winning PoastStream when??
The fish are biting hard today
>didnt get tam from the free trainee pulls>still no SSRs from the free support pullsmy lucky streak has ended... my wallet will be forced to open...
maya or bakushin borrow
>>556146951Mmm, burger...
>>556146808I just like honse>>556146886I doubt I would ever start streaming and even if I did, I wouldn't advertise it here
highest umanko quality
>>556146808WTF THAT NIGGA TRIED TO FUCKING KILL HIM
>>556147032>I just like honseDon't we all? No reason to call me boring tho...
where. is. the. botlocaust.
>>556147057>stallions have better umankosWhat did cygays mean by that
yummers
>>556146780Every popular VPN is range-banned and has been banned even since when Moot still owned the sitet. brownoid
>fast learner PasaWhacha think?
>>556147110my condolences/spit
>>556147110Devs realized botters pay more than non-botters so they might let them be
>>556143497I would watch an anime that's all about Aoi's struggles and growth as she has a massive historical burden, immense theoretical knowledge that doesn't translate to practice without properly connecting with and understanding her trainee Meeku, and also a little for (You) romance with the self-insert, and then end up with Meeku as the main wife because without her Aoi would never leave the friendzone
>>556147086
>>556147108>No reason to call me boring tho...I said some, not all
>>556147185Just buy a pass bwo
If I want to use 2 speed and 4 wit cards, should I borrow Bakushin or Biko?
>>556147289>*gets sexually aroused*why are autistic horses like this?
>>556147203just go with it
Buono's buonos...
>>556146709Why are you hurting me?
all uma banner is not rate up right
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>556147562there's no rate up, just a 3% chance of getting any SSR and the ability to spark anyone you want
>>556147602YOU STOP THAT
>>556147562What do you think
will i be able to get ny opera later?
post aces and decks, I need some reference
>>556147185Just get a pass dumdum>b-but thirdies can't aff-You seriously think the thirdies posting here with near perfect english are the ones living in slums and favelados and not the top 1% (family wealth) of their country?
>>556147635>>556147646then surely pulling on it is behavior of an insane man
>Bring Fuku>Does nothing all career>Shows up to give me +7 to all stats before the finalsTruly the card for the unemployed
>doing a shitty parent run>get a sprint, mile, and medium spark in a single inspiration wackwhy does this shit never happen when I'm doing ace runs?
>>556147562it's every 3* uma up to that point hyper condensed inside 3%
>>556147728It is,unless youre absolutely barren on umas.Its basically pity pull for an uma you want.
>>556147562in each 200 pulls you are guaranteed to get at least 1 of every umamusume
>>556147728the total SSR rate is the exact same, you just get less duplicates
>>556147235I'd watch that too desuThey could do that thing japs do and give it a long ass name like "Behind the Legends! Umamusume Trainer Chronicles: Kiryuuin Aoi ~ The uptight Dragon and the mumbling maiden!"
>gold inspiration in senior year>cool surely it will give me some of the pink inspirations>worse than the 1st regular inspiration and only gives two skill hintsoh...
>>556147434That's just how Orfe is
>>556147845>>556147235Japs will not watch an anime based on an imaginary uma
which uma takes the longest to enter daily legend race mode?I'm ticketing that
>>556147649yeah if you pay lol
>>556147972Anon...Most anime are about imaginary people...
>>556147976Daily legend race additions just about follow the schedule of the normal legend races, so the later they have their normal legend race the later they get added to the daily pool.
>>556147479How did I do that!? Sorry?!
>>556147845meeku
power 6* sprint 4* med 2*Usable enough fuck it
Odds all borrows to dobahEvens all borrows to flash7 all borrows to fukuDubs I let TP hit cap
>>556148058I need Ardan so fucking bad
I will ____ next uma posted
7 and EOS tomorrow
>>556148016Technically its imaginary girls based on real horses.
What's sex with Fine Motion like
I want Cinderella Gray umas
>>556148223is there such a thing as non imaginary girls
>>556147976wife groove takes 5 (FIVE) years. she isnt even good lol
>>556148245Dissapointing
>>556148245Have you ever had some really good ramen and thought "man, this feels really good down my throat"?
>>556148096You are overvaluing a horde of white. That eventual sprint spark you'd get would have some whites too. The difference to this would be miniscule, and then you'll do some excellent ace runs that simply miss sprint/turf S and are glue.
LOAD INSPECTION!PULL PLAN?for me, personally, it's the incredible value of the all-spark.
>>556148245she insists you eat ramen and dont wash your teeth before you do it and also wear a shakur wig
>>556148368>planI'm not autistic so I pull whatever my dick yearns forNow it wanted Urara and I'm dry but I'll get there eventually
>>55614836830kVBourbon save until Finemo/Maru after
>>556148245Green
>>556148157For real! Me too
>>556147972Happy Meek is a real horse now, they can make the story retroactively work
I like Uma Musume
>>556145206it's pretty simple>if you don't have many (<10) 3* umas and you're f2p, pulling the all-uma banner is smart>if you have a decent number of 3* umas, pulling it isn't smart unless your wife is the one you want
>>556148368>he intends to pullWhat if there's a REALLY good banner in a decade?
>>55614836880ksaving until summer sexshi
>>556148285>taiki, suzuka>seiun, maru>dober, brian>nishinolegends priority ezpz
Give me a quick rundown on what banners I should paypig on in the coming months
>try whale lobbiesJesus christ im getting brutalized
>>556148285>VBourbon and NY Opera all the way in Year5fuck
>>5561483680 because I'll spark on all sparks
>>5561483686k and a dream of getting both Chocolate Bobo and Eishin
>>55614836831kHonestly my main targets are years away so I doubt I'll be pulling much. Maybe I'll spark some 2nd tier favs like Yaeno and Palmer if I feel like it.
>>556145638>"SEE TEIO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU NEVER GIVE UP!!!"brought a tear to my eye, so much for thinking I was dead inside. What a precious little retarded gremlin Turbo is.
>>556148368WTF HOW DO YOU HAVE THAT MUCH
What are you guys training for? When is the acupuncture card? I want to go all in on luck!
>>556148368>LOAD INSPECTION!Balding>PULL PLAN?Credit card chan will need to do some heavy lifting this Valentine's banner
>make short distance or dirt uma>run arima kinen (mandatory)What is this humilliation ritual
>>556147728The draw of the all uma is that spark is never wasted. Every spark is going to be the No.1 Uma that you want. The downside with normal banner is that you can go all the way to 180, then pull the uma on 185. Basically wasting 200 on a single uma (sometimes worse because it could be a split banner and you end up with 2-3 copies of the same uma). The downside of the all uma is that you have to go all in to 200, otherwise it's just a terrible banner. Basically, you are trying the best case scenario (you get the rate-up in a single 10 pull) to avoid the worst case scenario (you pull the rate-up at number 199). The worst case in all-uma is still really good, the worst case in a normal rate-up is really damn awful.
>>556148542is this a real player or some secondary meme account
>>55614836876k ready for the all spark, WITGOD has spoken all spark banner is great value for F2P and anyone with a brain agrees
>>556148285>she isnt even good lolhave you been running any capricorn rooms lately
>Get the aptitudes, low-roll wit>Get the stats, no aptitude sparksWonder if taking four wit cards is worth it, Riko ghosted me until senior year this run so no Straightaway Acceleration
>>556148759https://x.com/umamsume
>>556148741this is pure investor brainthis is like trying to play blackjack to make profit
>>556148285>el condor tatas fantasy isn't even here>same for summer maru>and summer speaaaaaaaaaaieeeeeeeeeeeee
I have never ever seen the Director pulling the gold door on me since started playing the game on launch. Probably because I don't pull umas that much. VBourbon will be my first uma banner to spark so hopefully I'll see the Director there
>>556148713You can get by classic with 300+ stamina and senior with 400 as long as you play as end
>>556148741>>556148889Isn't it a paid banner with guaranteed 3*?
>>556148979what does this even mean
>>556148245all that ramen suction skills are put into good use
>first ace runngmi
I'm saving 150k for pasa because if those free pulls have taught me anything I will never get a SSR from a normal pull
>>556148368Both valentine units WILL be mine, same with Satono Diamond.Then for cards idk the first smaru banner I guess since I'll have mlb finemo with the anni voucher
>>556148987i got her once and you guys jynxed my pull with spechud
>>556149029You got guaranteed 3* for 1500 paid carats and a selector for 20 bux soon.
>>556148741tell me how getting an uma in 199 pulls is in any fucking way different from having to pay 150 carats to get that extra pull to spark it? why is that a better outcome? because you had an accumulated resource, and you got to spend it? even though what you paid for it is, in the end, exactly the fucking same? regardless of whether or not those fake pity points were spent in the end?you are very, very vulnerable to the kinds of silly psychological tricks that casinos and gacha merchants use to manipulate you.
even in the worst case scenario for all my planned pulls i'll still have 100k when ramonu drops
>>556148245Like regular sex but the security captain sits on the cuck chair
>>556149218you get 2 umas because you can spark another one instead of 1 and a dupe of itthat's literally it. Sparks in spark games are good, not wasting sparks in spark games is good. It's not rocket science
>>556149072200 pulls on a banner is always a lost battleno matter if the spark lets you pick any uma
>>556149029It'a a guaranteed if you spark itThe only reason I see for pulling on it is if you have spark and there is an Uma you really want that you didnt get, spark it and enjoy any spook you may getOtherwise it's a skip
>>556143213Not if you were both drunk
>>556149218>tell me how getting an uma in 199 pulls is in any fucking way different from having to pay 150 carats to get that extra pull to spark it?because, in regular banners, that 200th pull will enable you to acquire 1) an uma you didn't want or 2) 80 star pieces aka garbage.this isn't difficult, anon.
real indo hours>>556149342Don't bother, retard thinks you only want a singular character instead of X out of 47.
>>556149354you don't get to pick which battle you loseit's a fucking gacha bro. Let me just casually win rolling vb and what not instead of being forced to go to 180 like the last 2 uma banners I rolled on
if i am getting 2 umas with 200 pulls, i got fucked
>>556149218Its all gamba>2 smarus drop in express time>had to spark both dober and xoguri
>>556148473One day we'll wake up to our Ardan
The real value of the all spark is by double sparking or more. The banner only gets better the more you paypig on it because you can just redeem what you didn't pull, and you have basically 0 chance of getting duplicates since the rates are spread so thin. That's also the reason they never did that again because whales would have no reason not to roll on anything else since it saves them a shitton of money.For me, and (You), the only value of the allspark is getting that one uma you missed out on, just that.
>>556149549we are fucking GAMBLING HEREyou get more value out of your discounted daily pulls than a spark bro
>>556149102succubus got him...
>>556149568surprisingly, that'd still be better than what I usually get out of rolling these uma banners
Wtf is this banner in JP, I just some some youtube short of it
>>556149342>>556149431you are not going to get what you wanted without sparking. you are so unlikely to get what you want without sparking, it's actually hilarious that you're even entertaining the concept. if you want something specific and you can't get an anniversary selector, you should go ahead and get it here. but don't fucking delude yourself. you're being forced to blow a spark on it because you missed it the first time around. if you'd pulled back then, you could have actually banked on getting it before the spark, but now you can't.
>>556149720>even the gacha banners get flooded with additional mechanics
The value of all spark is that I currently have 2 umas I want so I'll spark one and picker the other. I have no further thoughts.
solution? learn to love every uma there iseven smart falcon
Reminder:McQueen > TeioRice > McQueenTurbo > RiceThereforeTurbo > Teio
>>556149727>you are not going to get what you wanted without sparking.I am going to and I will be grudgeposting you when I do.
>they're deciding to pull on all spark whether it's worth for it's cost or not>meanwhile me who's pulling on it because I want to rage pull from all my unlucky banners
solution? learn to love every uma there isexcept smart falcon
I HATE CURREN
>>556149727I rolled on stuff I want and got fucked on multiple occasions because that's how luck works. I fucking WISH I could said that banking getting shit early works, but it doesn't. Spark is the ONLY threshold you can reliably operate around. You don't assuming you get stuff before the spark, you only start recalculating your spark plans after you get lucky getting something without a spark.
We love Curren
>>556149720you select two supports to have on rateup and can change them any time, it's pretty much a catch-up banner for newfags or people who stopped playing for a while they do these with characters too but it's 6 umas on rateup and you can spark any of them
>>556149654>and you have basically 0 chance of getting duplicatesif you literally own nothing, sure.
A lot of people don't understand basic math. Please understand.
>>556149727>banked on getting it before the sparkaaand there it is, your mindset is simply wrong and that's why you can't understand the allspark
>>556149789I love ballcon specifically though
Remember: If you spark on the mega, you will always get what you wanted.
wife groove
>>556149720What's the issueYou get to choose 2 in a pool to be rate up/sparkable. If you want to change what's sparkable you can, even if you already rolled in the thing. It's a good banner, the card choices are usually the better ones.
>>556149727anon, what do you think is the probability of hitting a conventional rate-up before 200?
>>556149945if you own more than a dozen 3 stars or so then you're either absurdly lucky (you're not) or have zero self control
>>556149789I have never pulled on any uma banners and just play whichever uma the game threw at me desu
>16 sprint sparks>missed Sprint A on the best highroll I ever hadI'm mad beyond belief.
>>556150130>lv6 uniqueeveryone stop arguing and come gawk at this beast
>get umas I wantGood investment>don't get umas I wantBad investmentsimple as
>>556150130this is why i dont mooooootate below E
>>556150120then how do you have any umas at all
>>556150186uma pullers are baste
Would you rather have 2 dollars or 1 dollar + a 1% chance of getting an additional dollar
I'm too stupid to understand it. These are all my umas (newfag) and I have 60k carats. Which would be better: VBourbon or all uma banner?
>>556150097And then what do you do with the remaining pulls.
>>556150130>no NSM>no OYL>only straightaway accel>no red shift gambleit was never going to win.
>>556149102That day the kid decided to become a trainer
>>556150261do you want vbobo?do you want any specific 3* that already had a banner?
>>556149727>He thinks I am rolling on all-spark only for 1 or 2 umasDo you realise I am rolling there because I want every single uma in the game? I already have my Kami Oshi and every other character besides her is of the same priority to me. The only time I lose on this banner while getting a 3* is if it's a dupe and considering that I only ever rolled on a uma banner was with my Kami Oshi (wanted to 5* her) and got only like 2–3 other characters, there is a higher chance of me getting a new uma instead of a dupe
>>556150261Do you want Vbourbon or Eishin? If yes, spark that bannerIf no and you want umas, spark the allbanner and pick the one you like
redshit does nothing even if you delay perfect proc it, once el nigger pasa does her ult everything is over
metafags can't understand funGODs who simply love all umas
>>556150357my cute walking uma
Is it worth to spend 30k on Finemo's banner next month? I have her 0LB and always borrow her, can use anniv selectors on her too, but I already have MLB Neicha and 2LB Creek (which I was planning to spend the selectors on).
"love all umas" mfs when they lose tier B finals and quit out of shame
>>556150529no, wait until she reruns again with smaru
look at all these lucklets trying to complete with us impulseGODs (LUCK : EX++)such a weak and fragile species
>>556150560I lost B Finals last cup and I'm still here.
>>556150308>OYL on Natiewhy do you want him to use that godawful tickezo card
>>556150560I haven't been to B finals once. I might not win A finals a lot, but I always make it there because who knew that liking all umas let you use the ones that are good for those tracks
>>556150529>get finemo to at least 3LB>then MLB her during the rerun with MaruzenskyThat's my plan
Everyone's so motivated to argue about the all uma banner while I need it to only spark anime Teio
>>556150261F2P or wagie?Do your decks lean towards a strategy?Preferred strategy? Such as being always 1st or watching your end closer go from 9th to 2nd.Do you see yourself pulling for more things for a strategy (If you roll for vbourbon then grabbing fronts such as Seiun Sky or Kitasan -who has 100 free pulls- puts you in a slightly better / if you roll for late stuff then your Special week, Jordan? and Tamamo are better)Strategies end up specialized and can be aids if you're trying to chain legacies without good or a wide variety of links
fokke the pokke
how the fuck are we building fans for sprinters
>>556149982>>556149882you pull when you have a spark. you expect to spend the spark, but on a single banner, it should not typically come to that (sorry if you have abnormally horrible luck, but the odds of getting a 0.75% rate up in just 100 pulls is a coin flip). the amount you walk away with is based on your luck, and the maximum damage is 30,000 carats.in this banner, you must spend 30,000 carats to get one uma. you are required to spend the maximum amount, and you may or may not get anything else that you wanted.
>>556150560I run my Kami Oshi + two auto-select umas in every CMI expect to shit the bed, I don't care
>>556150186anyone who's played since day 1 has to have enough statues to 5* anyone at this point
>>556150783You don't
>>556150783That's the fun partYou don't
>>556150808>spending valuable statues on early umas which get powercrept to high-heavengrim
>>556150827>>556150869so are we just using lvl1-2 ults or somethingaiiiiieee
>>556150783you don't, but it doesn't matter
danchou will forgive you for low fan count this CM
>>556150742take mineI have like 3 Red Teios locking in my closet
>>556150783My "sprinter" runs the triple crown and haruten
Why are you building sprinters? I think I missed something.
Doto's new stable under construction
>>5561500971 to 135
>>556146617Succubus
>>556151002why does the roof look like a fake 3D render
>>556150808I do but I'd rather let the star capping (as in peak) happen passively instead of having to spend 5 statues per star of David until I run out and end up having to convert the stars I would earn into clovers way earlier than I'd like.Like, what the fuck am I going to do with Mambo or Turbo, pull for their upgrade?
>>556150921>Suzuka>getting powercrept at any timeHe doesn't know, he's not aware.
If you want advice on the All-Spark, post your stable, primary target, and secondary target. Don't bother arguing about it with people who have full stables. Thank you, have a nice Tuesday.
>>556150923Ult levels do basically nothing, it's like +3% effect on a single skill, tends to work out to maybe +0.02 lengths per level.
>>556150783by running Arima Kinen
>>556150783As always,you race on shit turns.
>>556150921Cute clueless newfag
>>556150923ult level is not really important for CM, what it is important for is spark farming (assuming you are interested in the ult spark) and TT rating
>>556151002look like it can fit 7 more umas in there
>>556151002WELCOME TO THE DOTO-DOME!
Danchou I'm burning out... I got less than 1m fans today and I don't feel like getting more
>>556150783Why do you not do extra races? Do you hate more skill points and more unique levels?
>>556150984Give them to me NYOW
>>556151076primary target: Any uma I don't havesecondary target: Any uma I don't have
>>556149646That would be immeasurably amazing to wake up to, the sight of her as you wake up. Literally nothing better in this world except waking up to that AND titsex
>>556151076fucking this. My stable is >>556143668 and I'm after>Seiun Sky>Maruzensky>Mejiro Dober>Narita Brian
>>556151261but which ones are worth it? sprints have fuckall in terms of G1 and barely any G2s for that matterare you guys just doing G3 and OP races?
>>556150987>harutenis haruten spring tennosho?
>>556151002>mismanage winnings from race horse's career>"OH GACHA LOSERS PLEASE DONATE TO MY GOFUNDME!">they actually do itgrim
>>556150783dancho gets raped for all i care
>>556151342YeppersHaru Tenno Sho
>>556151342yestl note: haru means springbonus: aki means autumn
>>556151334i'll do anything graded
>>556150130Moving past and beyond is completely useless, retard
>>556151347It's been like 3 decades since Doto raced bwo
>>556151347You can't possibly be this retarded.
>>556151321Sexy Nature
>>556151464oh god... conceptualize the aroma
>>556150783danBITCH will take my 300k daily and he will rike it
>>556151464It works when you overtake from 7th to 6th near the final leg.
>>556151342it's the haru urara dirt tenno sho
>>556151347Are you retarded? I am guessing you are just baitingThe retirement farm is not the owner. Depending on the farm, the owners do pay a fee to lodge a horse, but not all farms do that
>>556151334I'm actually just doing extra G2s and G3s, about 2 or 3 of them. That's usually more than enough for a Curren or Bakushin career to reach all the fan checkpoints for unique levels assuming you don't job a sprinter stakes.
Rawr I'm American and I eat so much junk food and sugar errday rawr
>>556151594>nishino flower as entered the chat
>>556150786>but on a single banner, it should not typically come to thathitting the banner uma on .75 in 200 pulls is an 77% chance, aka 23% chance to get absolutely fucked and get the worse possible outcome. umas rates are dogshit even on banner.
Taikibros she isn't winning SHIT in lobbies...
>>556151284Who are you sparking? Who are you sparking if you get the character you were planning on sparking if that character comes early? You seem to like Paces and Lates. Are you looking for good inherits for them? Taiki's decent.>>556151316You seem to have a solid plan. I hope you end up nabbing some decent sprinters along the way.
>>556151728taiki isn't good in capricorn.
Hello friends!!!
>agh, only dirt 2 but maybe a couple of runs will be enough to get dirt 3 and maybe power sparks>realize pasa has to roll dirt from 6 different aptitudesIt's so over.
>>556151728her gun doesnt workey on this track
>>556151765Hello fren!!!
https://youtu.be/r3yHxu5Dud0?si=XB5gACW1Wyg-6ucD
>>556151690Imagine if you'd tap on a 23% failure training but if you fail your run ends and then you can't play for 2 months
>>556151690so you're saying that it typically shouldn't come to that? good. just as long as we're on the same page, yes, 77% can be said to be "more likely than not". even the ~>50% chance at 100 pulls is still likelier than not. yes, those are odds that you can reasonably hope for.
>>556151250
>>556151793I just got 2* turf 1* speed on my pasa dirt parent... I can't do this
>>556151747>Who are you sparking?idk, I will decide when I hit the spark, most likely Dober or Taiki to have an easier time training my wife for CMs
Huh, I really do not care about this card at all, but if I get another copy in my last 20 free rolls I might have to bite the bullet and go for her
I will be pulling a minimum of 400 times on the all uma banner and there is NOTHING you can say to convince me not to
>>556151851
I don't know how to do math, but let me try to do it anyways.Normal rate-up odds are 0.75%. All-banner odds are 0.0333%.0.75 divided by 0.0333 is 22 (rounded down to be generous).You would have to want 22 different umas to have the same odds of pulling just a single one of them, one single time, as the odds of pulling a rate-up uma.I don't even have 22 different unowned umas.
>>556152023
>>556152019Fair enough. Solid plan. Good luck.
>>556150367>>556150435I'm going for the all banner then. I really want the hag, she's probably the best option out of my top 3 favorites.>>556150762F2P, for now.I like fronts and ends mostly, but my deck is lacking as well, still missing a lot of good SR cards. The only good SSR I own is MLB Kitasan (account reroll), 0LB Finemo and 1LB Biko, and the last 2 event cards.
>>556151576My wife, My daughter
when do we get fucking spark rerolling? I want to mutate some G ranks into sprinters but the game refuses to give me a sprint spark on my parent runs
>>556152073I have 37 unowned uma and your math doesn't account for the guaranteed non-dupe from sparking.
>>556152127Urara as the wife, Opera as the daughter?
the spark is +0.5% consolidated rate. on a regular single rate up you only have 22% chance to benefit from it. on alluma you have 100% chance to.
is rushing gale good enough to bring for sprint cm or should I ditch the ningen
u guys are frickin stupid
>>556152073Cute pige
>>556152318>on alluma you have 100% chance to.Not if you pull every uma before sparking.
>>556152339it's not worth slotting a literal dead card in
>>556152073you have a large roster and thus presumably didn't miss anyone you wanted so this banner simply isn't for you
>>556152318You didnt rate in odds of actually pulling Rice Showers and Biwas instead of good umas
>>556151859for a retard that repeatedly points to "logic" in an effort to substantiate their argument, you're incredibly bad at probabilities.>77% is essentially a guarantee, bro>same expectation but halve the trials? that's essentially a coin-flip, bro>it makes no sense for someone to divert their pulls to a zero-risk uma banner when they could have been gambling on previous bannersyou're supremely stupid.
>>556152292Other way around but I have sex with both
Thinking about it the first Kita banner was such a fucking scam
>>556152457>Not if you pull every uma before sparking.aieeeeeee i kneel
>>556152498dont say that....
>>556152019I'd advice against Taiki. She will be one of the first added in daily legends race.
>>556152318Wtf I don't remember this scene...
>>556152073I have a decent stable, to the point where I’m probably skipping the All-Uma, and I have way more than 22 missing Umas.
>>556152136MANT
>>556150108This is me >>556148709I think I have 19 3 star umas, I honestly can't tell because they're all 3+36 total
Why did I bother trying out this fucking card
>>556152597it was never about getting kita herself. It's good if you do, but remember that people barely got useable King Gaylo and Sweep tosher from it.
>>556152090>F2P, for now.If you see yourself sticking with this game, I highly recommend buying the monthly, adds 20 pulls per month: one 10-pull, ten paid dailies (which you should use when sparking).Also hoard pink tickets and only use them when you're going to spark.You'll get about 70 pulls per month from standard income -not gibs- so adding an extra 20 lets you pull the lever more comfortably.
From testing so far look like if El got lucky pace it's instawin
>>556152597I pulled around 200 + the remaining free gems they kept pumping out that time and I only got 0LB
>>556152597yeah 0.5% i regret it definitely got gaslightedcreekzuna would have been better
>>556152670>sorting by distance aptitudesociopath.
I'm pulling the new year paid scamcha for another mcqueen dupe, simple as
I kinda want swimsuit spechud but i have a ton of umas already so i will probably skip the all spark banner!
>>556152623I forgot about that, thanks
>>556152756If EL gets first two places she basically won.You make a front sprinter el and you win guaranteed.
>>556152339is it worth doing? idkbut I do know that you can still get good stats on a guts build with Riko
>>556152727Just Because
>>556152756that's why I'm bringing a front to simply deny thatquestion is do I make 2nd front or just have a dead slot and do 2 pacers
>>556152727
>>556152597Literally ended with 2LB after swiping and pulling over 410 times. Been too scared to pull on banners ever since.
>>556152686that would be zero self control then, but if you're happy whaling then more power to you
>>556151464brat
>>556152828ticket her
Just A Way
>>556152828Why do you want her so much?
>>556152849In theory that could work if not for the fact fronts have NO chance to make a big enough lead so fronts get turbocucked late race, pace Pasa is stronger if she's injected with infinite midrace skills.
>>556152857>that witis that useable
>>556152756So why does /uma/ downplay groundwork on pasa? Sabotage?
>>556152901oh are we getting an actual ticket this time and not one of the crappy ones?
>>556152885that's pretty bad luck, but every other banner has a 50% higher rate, they just made that one shit for some reason
>>556152857>400 witgwo...
>>556153014It's simply in /uma/s nature to go against whatever slotuber proposed
>>556151076My primary target is Hishi Amazon, secondary... either Bourbon, Rice or Rudolf (I'm still holding my make debut voucher after 7 months),I have only pulled for umas like 80 times in total so I'll be happy with anyone who isn't>Cleric Grass Wonder>Wedding Mayano>Any Spe-chud iteration
>>556152597I wish I had just saved for Creek since I still had to perma borrow Kita after rolling 1 copy in 400. It was such a wake up call to how punishing the gacha is in this one.
>>556152506the risk is exactly equal. you are guaranteed to get what you want in 200 pulls.the difference is, that on a normal banner, the odds are 0.75%, and if you hit it, you get to stop pulling and save what's left. on this banner, the odds are an infinitesimally small 0.0333%, and if you hit it (laughable to even consider much less expect) you get to spark something else.your entire sticking point is centered on just how much of a slave you are to fomo. the sight of 150 pity points that you "missed out on" are too much for you to bear.
>>556152801I like it
CURREN NO STOP FOLLOWING EISHIN FLASH ON UMASTAGRAM NOOOO YOUR ALGORITHM
>>556152857
>>556153015in around a month yeah
>>556153014because if there's a front she gets swatted with pdm and die especially since falcoGODS are out and about this time. It's all gamblingand making a front pasa is so hard you might as well be the #1 botting whale in the server who's also lucky
TT is really fun because you can run 4 speed and the only thing that matters is how many races you can win and how many consistent skills you can proc
>>556153039>"50% higher rate!!!">from 0.5 to 0.75%As honest as GPU benchmark graphs on youtube
>>556152849Is it even possible to bring both Pasa's sprint AND front aptitude up to A?
>>556153092>>556153185this is a meme CMI refuse to follow the meta
>>556153039These fuckers probably wanted it to be the standard rate for double banners
>>556153015you have to pay for it
>>556152981I think Special Week is cute but I don’t really like her default race outfit
>>556153157I want ANY new umaI have 3/9 make debut umas ffs
>>5561532969 sprint, 9 front sparks.Just for sprint you would need two sparks.
>>556153275there's nothing dishonest about putting it that wayit translates to exactly 50% more rainbows in the same number of pulls
>>556153296Yes you need planned out parent line with high affinity like 9* sprint grass
>>556153275yes, that's a 50% increase. it's not dishonest for you to be bad at math.
>>556153157>the risk is exactly equalproceeds to contradict himself in the very next sentence:>you get to stop pulling and save what's left. on this banner, the odds are an infinitesimally small 0.0333%, and if you hit it (laughable to even consider much less expect) you get to spark something elseagain, you're just stupid.
>>556153014because he says that shit for every cm and it has never workedmaybe this time actually is the charm idk
>>556153275its the difference between a 60% chance to grab the character in 200 pulls and an 80% chance
>>556153397well, not more rainbows, that's fixed, more hits on the rate up i mean
>>556153337Why is everyone drawing this
the all uma banner is for people that have primarily rolled on support cards and have a tiny roster or are whaling and just want a specific one they missed so they can spark it while also getting randomly spookedit's not that complicated
>>556153397There is, you nigger.>>556153407Yet you're calling it that way and not the other because it benefits your gay retard's argument.>>556153515So that's the power of +50% on 0.5%...
>>556153549Today is Setsubun in Japan, the day associated with onis
>>556153549https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Setsubun
alluma banner is objectively the most efficient banner the game will ever get and if you don't spark it you're bricked
>>556153143Strong oshi picks. Of those secondary targets Rudolf has the strongest inherit and is the easiest to build.
>>556153593we were talking about cards, of which you want lots of dupes, so saying you'll get 50% more copies in the same number of pulls is honest and useful informationthe better way to put it for characters is that you're expected to pay 133 pulls instead of 200 per rate up character on average (okay, the actual numbers are a bit smaller since 200 is the maximum, but i can't be arsed to calculate that)
>>556153572it is in fact complicated for retards who can't imagine that other people haven't been dickpulling every spare carat into character banners
>>556153650>nationally recognized holiday where it's okay to cross-dresswhere are these animal prints coming from though
A little training tip if you're training Curren-chan.You can win Mile races with Mile C if you're strong enough
>>556153681For those who haven't pulled much for umas until now, sure. Especially if you are not planning to pull much in the next few months like me (next targets are Bamboo Memory and Mr. CB), but for people who have half the roster it's not really efficient. I like the fun of every uma having equal odds
Oh neat I finally got a somewhat high roll with Fuku, MLB Fuku for some extra starting stats and MLB FineMo for the mood bonus and I would have maxxed out Wit too, or at least came close
>>556153549Setsubun + in the Star Blossom manga there is a scene with Laurel wearing an oni outfit
It isn't about value, it's about gambling. On a normal banner, you have to watch every pull, because at any moment, the gambling could stop. You could get what you wanted, and then you couldn't justify going any longer. Here, you just pull. You don't think, you don't worry, you just blindly sink your carats into it.
Difference between targeted banner and all bannerTargeted - if you get lucky, you got your uma. If you got unlucky you get fucked by pity and you get the umaAll uma banner - you get lucky, you probably will not get the uma you want. If you were unlucky, which you probably were, you get fucked by pity and get your uma
>>556154117>ace runs before mantkek
>>556153134this bakushin has been learning from laurel
>>556154117>ace runs before evo skillskek
Ryan...love?I have never seen this card before.
>>556154186How are you gonna qualify for finals with no aces, it'll probably just be the 12 hour window to remake aces for finals like we had for aoharu launch.
>>556154227It gives you pace chaser savvy
>>556154227Good stats but no RB sadly
>>556154227I used it for trainer test
>>556154186>>556154225What else am I supposed to do faggots?Parents before MANT?TT Umas before MANT?Fan runs for my faggot Danchou?Kys dumb niggers
>>556154117>ace runs before sexkek
>>556153987How did you get S rank with that stats?
>>556154227She's shown up in random event spooks beforeOnly reason I know of that card
>>556153815>we were talking about cards, of which you want lots of dupes, so saying you'll get 50% more copies in the same number of pulls is honest and useful informationIt's a statistically insignificant factoid that some vietnamese sloptuber used to convince you and many other teenagers into skipping a very important banner.
Is Sakura Lauren actually a semen demon or is it just fanart?
>>556154351Nothing, the answer is do nothing
>>556154351curry chang would say this
>>556154227Be nice...
>>556154278This one has Race BonusesIt just doesn't have good skills
>>556154428She's an actual semen demon ingame
>>556154404what the fuck are you talking about
Well, /uma/?
HEY JIMMY! GIMME A BANNER WITH NUTTIN'!
>>556154351I'm TTing
>>556154130exactly this, why is it so hard for retards to understand? This banner has two targets:>whalesGuaranteed any 3* in 200 pulls. Spooks will probably be dupes because you're a fucking BUHI BUHI OINKER, but if you want one, two, or three umas you've missed, this is a great way to 'select' them>f2poors who haven't pulled on uma banners since August 2025If your stable is ass (like mine) because you had to hoard for Kitasan and get good SR's, *and* if the uma you want isn't going to be available for legends races for awhile and/or doesn't get a rerun, sinking 30k carats here for an oshipick isn't a bad move, and if you get lucky, you'll get some spooks along the way!
>>556154472Mistook it for another card my bad
>>556154472if the value of the guts bonus were diverted elsewhere, this would be a bretty good card.
>>556154428She tends to speak with double meanings during her career, things that can be misinterpreted, and sometimes she does it on purpose
>>556154547What's a good TT uma look like?
heaviest uma?
>>556154167>looks like a thirsty shoujo heroinegoddamn that's hot as fuck
>conch-sama, what will I get from my rolls today?
>>556154786the same thing you get every day.
I've been marked...
The Tracen files have been blackpilling to me trainer bros I can't believe those sick emails from Director Akikawa. I am starting to believe the Three Goddess's are actually real.
>>556143373Summer Maruzensky because I was not very responsible with my carats early on and couldn't get my wife in a bikini.
https://x.com/kichi_tik/status/2018597865539690539
I FUCKING HATE THE TENNO SHO FUCK THIS STUPID FUCKING RACE
>>556154394Skills, I did 25 races. This was a test / parent run
>>556154717you're welcome
this is a japanese goblin
>>556154547>TTingOh yeah? Then look at these TTs
>>556154130I think that's the best thing about this banner, you are not in risk of getting the uma from the banner in the 190 -> 200 pull
>>556154961Thank you, Anon
>>556154717idk a lot of gold skills or something, max witI'm vibe-training my umas, and throwing it whatever looks good
is your oshi still viable in current JP Year?
>>556154892>i've got a great idea for our next card design! let's dress up a few of the characters as literal prostitutes, even depicting them getting ready for their next clientwhat did john cygames mean by this
>>556154901The (((Satonos))) are pulling the strings too.
>>556155067Holy Super Creeks
>>556155071who the fuck is Barremar?
>>556155071>OG Teio in AI call bullshit
>>556154130kinda but not reallynobody is expecting to not sink (a multiple of) 30k into the all uma bannerif you get ridiculously lucky and pull your number 1 target early, you can just spark your 2nd targetif you get lucky on a rate up banner, continuing to the spark (since you budgeted for this case anyway) is usually going to be a dupe or an uma you didn't want
>>556154640A real shame because the art is very cute
>>556155071taikiGAWD yea
>>556155071>taiki>suzuka>holidays oguriall you need.
>>556155212Vale(tine) Ma(chan)?
>>556155298the annoying orange...
>>556155071Even if she's not, I will still run her
>>556155298digitan SEX
>>556155071Cat Maya is SS tier for long and even the normal one has NSM+FL so she's not that bad.
>>556154118oknow I understand the succubus allegations
>>556154961>my TT team has 10 late surgers>all my med and long umas are sub 500 wit, and my mile wokka is sub 400 witIt's whatever, I'm still retaining semenJust get lucky desuwa
https://twitter.com/kimlarno_nazzo/status/2018703571416478112
>>556155071>regular Gold Ship falls off>L'arc Gold Ship is usablethank you cygay
I don’t know why but falco’s face cracks me up here
>>556155071Where's wedding Mayano?
Dirt CMs are the most kino CMs because you have an excuse to post Digitan
Doto seems weirdly eager to get the power of Satan...
>>556155281mejiro baseball
>>556155770SEXOOOOOOOOOO
>>556155834round
>>556155834My bro forgot her glasses...
>>556155837>He thinks I need excuses
>>556155770This mare is way too erotic…
>>556156049I KNEEL
>>556155071Is Teio never viable?
>>556155984>not clearing your conversationsngmi
>finally get a 9* stam parent >on a failed Ace run>first run with NY Opera is another 9* stam>all my parent runs since have been stam and mid to badWHERE ARE THE OTHER SPARKS GAME?
>>556155890mejiro basketball
>>556155834HOEH
>>556155071uhhh you guys told me that HOguri falls off after evolved skills
>>556143712Cute TopRo
>>556156184Only the festive one. The OG one is cursed with the most shitty skills, evolved skills, and unique that doesn't proc
>>556156265We were lying to you
>>556156149Training Digitan for Sprint is much easier than for Long, but I still struggle to achieve the exact stat spread I want
Is there a character with a more inconsistent bust size than bourbon?Sometimes shes petite, sometimes shes a total titty monster, all in official content.
Who's the best for OGuri (parent) out of these?
>>556156314>release Umamusume game in the middle of Teio's anime>Teio is bad>the Anime Teio is kinda bad too>the 3rd alt is merely "alright"
>>556155071Cingrey Oguri is a fraud from what I saw last chanmi. It was supposed to be tailored to her too with Arima mile but Chrono and Brian alt were way more dominant
>>556155834round + retard face
You guys got pretty heated about that all-uma banner, eh?
>>556156403she's a cyborg with variable bust-size.
>>556155834
https://twitter.com/kitsuneme31/status/1766068753371164982https://litter.catbox.moe/qtqil6.png
>>556156431Same exact story applies to mcqueen who has an even worse in-game track record
>>556156265You do understand that if a character or a card "falls off" it means that they are no longer the number one strongest, right?
>all my characters get evolved skills eventually>even launch characters like Taiki shuttle are just viable for eternityIs there just no mechanical reason to get Umas once you have enough distance ones to fill teams?
>>556156404>0LB event cards>0LB MARVELOUS EVENT CARDbwo, why are you intentionally bricking your accountshe was a free 15% race bonus.....
Is tomorrow the last day of Fuku freebies? I wanna MLB her already.
My Falco gets cucked by my other aces
>>556156737me on the right
>>556156403Air is stored in the breasts
>>556156737UHHH
>>556156602shes too powerful>>556156447and she is too strong and gentle>>556155834>the dirty friends>like at least half of themsex with brobullying (through sex) espohugging granny a ton
>>556156579McQueen has actually won CMs. When do you see Teiofags post their CM wins here?
>>556156663>power cardMarvsun and the nishino power cards are both massive gaslightNeither will be used in MANT by any serious player. you need the race bonus to come with something actually usableHave you noticed all the "mant decks" people post are slowly starting to exclude them more and more?
>>556156809When they're in Open League
>umas actually cry when they lose badly in a racewtf that’s depressing bros… I hate seeing sad umas…
>>556156808
>>556156834you forgot your smug oguri.
>>556156834marvelous gives great skills tooand if someone doesn't even bother doing events, do you think he has better cards around with RB?
I want the Breeder's Cup scenario NOW and I don't want to install the JP version.
>>556156687We still have five more days of free pulls.
>>556156957I think curren has a similar crying animationIt's heartbreaking, I've seen it in CM
>>556155071>espo and bro are SS>boy(ace) and gentle(obv) are SS>boy(cheva) and ogu are SS>dog(dura) and CF are S>lovey dovey(palmer) and propaganda(CB) are syeah I'm pretty save
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>>556156687it's like two, ends when you hit 50 or 60 if you did the thing on the 5th day of tama's
So how exactly are we supposed to get friendship levels up to 80 to get rainbows to stack with training boosts in MANT if we are constantly racing?
>>556156957and then you have urara
>>556157093artist needs to practice their hands/fingers.
>>556156632The main reason to roll for an uma is for her career/that uma being your wifePeople to this day mutate their wife and run her in all CMs and win on the JP server, I don't know how people fell for "MUST PULL, YOU WON'T WIN AGAINST THIS UMA IF YOU DON'T HAVE HER YOURSELF"
>>556157093
>>556157165Can't race pre-debut, few graded races in the turns immediately after debut. By then you're hopefully near orange with anyone, can buy bbq for +5 all bond to make up the difference or sneak in efficient training turns over a g3 somewhere if all else fails.
I thought we were getting a selector ticket in the shop for new year wtf?
>>556157316Part duexTomorrow
>>556157196>artist haha
>>556157316anon... new years was nearly two months ago.
>>5561573161st anni bwoit only goes up to the new year characters, but it's a month away
Is it hard for retards in public rooms to learn the difference between rain and snow.
>>556157406I was told we get one at new year and anni though...
Anyone else thinking about rice showers giantess trainer?
>>556157093this is the most Dober looking Mcqueen I have ever seen.
>>556157460those are the scam paid carat 3*/SSR guarantee banners
>>556156663I got the copies but have not uncapped since I was told most freebies are bad.
>Falco (forma de circulo) is in Year5damnso far away
I want to muscle with Mejiro Ryan
Have sexHave sex with human females
>>556157685but human females aren't real...
>>556157685about as probable for me as having sex with umamusumes
>>556154901>The director trying REALLY hard to tell Smart Falcon what kind of parties she was hosting, but Small Falcon was too autistic to get the hint
>>556157685
>Try fan run>Highroll a S rank>Try ace run>Chevrons make it look like URAI love RNG
I don't like how gambly this CM is
>>556157470Rice Shower is like, 2'4.
>>556157093Sorry dacchis, I missclicked out of the room so no resultsDEIO SDEBBU DA almost took it, she would have won if the ult actually procced
>>556157887this entire game is just gambling
>>556157685and give my trainee a reason to stop coming to daily trainings? no thanks
>>556157887As opposed to...?
>>556158175holy shit genius i'm going to play russian roulette now it's the same gambling after all
>>556154901genuinely why aren't we lynching the administration at tracen? are we that cucked?
>>556158267stream it
Another foot room for capricorn5561147455611474I promise I'll try to post the results this time
>>556156551
>>556154901>FROM: northerntaste@gmail.com>TO: hayakawatazuna@yahoo.com>do you have those photos of you and maruze snyk in osakawhen you looked fat and retarded? pl=s send them over
Doing literally nothing...I'm not working, I'm not watching anime, not reading anything, not even doing any ace runs for CM9.It's been like 3 days and all I've done is exist and waste money on food, wtf.
>>556155071>S in mile>S in dirtI'd say she is.
>>556158437>that pic relatedholy SHIT who the fuck drew that?!
>>556158756I can see them
>>556158770how do i unsubscribe from your blog
>>556158793its official art bwohttps://gametora.com/umamusume/supports/20045-smart-falcon
>>556156602>>556156984Who is this semen demon? I dont recognize her
>>556158770lore accurate oguri.
next thread will be better
>>556157098I'm at 200 because i got impatient. I know the banner ends on the 6th so there's either 1 day left or 2.
sex
>>556154901I can't believe the director was posting on umachan all along...
>>556158951CyGODS
>>556158968Curren.
>>556158853Chiyono O wouldn't say this
>>556158968Cooler Curren
>>556158756
>>556159009130 years in that picture
>>556159009>we will be your umas for the night
>>556158576>>556158756dia-chan, can you tell me how old are you again?
>luckshit Curren-chan on Tama banner>training her for CM>keep noticing how fucking hot she is every time I see her>her racewear holy shit>know her reputation>she still works on megoddamnit I thought I was a toreina of principle, how the fuck can I be so into a harlot? >her casual outfitSEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX>her racewearSEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Ushi.
>>556159009I will never ever regret rolling for S.Maru
>>556159260curren chan would post this
>>556159009>No Maruzensky, we're not going on another "totally tubular coke bender", I have work tomorrow
>>556159303Those beads are massive
>>556159260AND she's a pure virgin. truly a wonderous individual.
post more imagewe're behind schedule
THREE GODDESSES PLEASE BLESS MY DOTO RUN WITH 3 SPRINT INSPIRATIONS
oh nyo
>>556159480
>>556159480You can have my handsome wife
I am going to RAPE the uma posted below if I don't get shit from the free roll
>>556158437I have never seen my falco die so badly mid race before
>Race is called TOKYO Daishoten>Isn't actually held on the Tokyo track
>>556159303>condomsas her trainer I would never use condoms
>>556159657Cool it with the antisemitism digitan
>>556159646airgooed suckert.airgoo torena
>>556158985I can see it
It’s kind of amazing that /v/ threads have less waifu discussion, more gameplay discussion, yet somehow weaker umas
>>556157887>miles are lates gambling>medium and longs are recovery gamblingit's all there is to this game
>>556159612>wifethat's a boy
>>556159615SON OF A
>>556158968Curren Bouquetd’Or
>>556159646I'm guessing everyone here is the staple for the next CM minus Gold shitty. I really need to start building aces
>>556159665holy cow
>>556159829too flat. how could anyone ever like this?
>>556159695it's sfw bwo
>>556158968Curren 2
Are the artwork books translated?
>>556157685Yes.
>>556159918...I see.
When the fuck did I get MaruzenskyI legit do not remember ever getting her
>>556159918You can't fool me!
>>556159469Does this look like a pure virgin to you?
>>556158749>FROM: hayakawatazuna@yahoo.com>TO: Akikawavacation@gmail.com>Still in the traini=ng grounds . . having fun guts training with the carrot . where are you?
>>556160124That's my sisterwife, delete it!
>>556160124i'd risk getting banned for a mod like this
>>556160087i hate this zoomer so much it's unreal.
>>556160087faggot
>>556160079>actually got drugged and raped by a HAGOh no no no no
>>556159912we love flat umas here
>>556159691thoughts on OYL vs perfect prep?
>>556160087i love this zoomer so much it's unreal.
>>556159782
>>556160195unc crashing out over ts zuma
What is carrot a codeword for?
Lates are cooked in this CM, right?
>>556160329Naked dogeza.
>>556159782>>556160329
>>556160379the tracen higher ups don't want you to know this but carrot is a codeword fo
>>556160317i just thought natie looked like a bit of a scam only having 1 useful skill
>>556160368>skibidi
>>556160446only pace is good.
>>556160446nope, every uma has a chance
>>556160446lates have the most accels available but need a strong mid-game so as not to be too far behind. it's just a lot of SP needed.
>>556160479>>556160368>Don't directly involve myself with zoomer or alpha turdsThe only way I have to learn about any of this trash is unironically 4chan, and I hate you fuckers for it. It's funny as hell seeing brain rot like the maya image but holy fuck lmao.
>>556160446if you proc oyl early and chain it into a delayed red shift then you can win (add nsm too just in case)But yeah outside of that ideal scenario it's not looking too hot
7 and I will
>>556160479>>556160639
>>556160698I can SMELL it
>>556160446I just posted a room with Late Air Groove winning bwo>>556159646
why are hags like this?
Sweepybwo, is she bugged? I'm doing parent runs with Taiki and she keeps doing JBC races
>>556160738the 67 shit is just boring and unfunny beyond believelovey dovey baby making with palmer btw
>>556160752I want her to bonk me.
https://youtu.be/6vwFnKLamKY?si=_pNNFUd4QCXKENhr
>>556159063>>556159129>>556159782>>556159989I've only just learned about Curren Bouquetd'Or and I'm already in love and need sex. Cant wait to roll for her in 2031
>>556160752is that gentildonna? I want her.....
>>556160446Mutant Dober is a menace here
>>556159646>taiki 3rdbut uma heckin said....
>>556160379>carrot a codeword forninjin
>>556160989>procs almost 200m before late racekekaroo
>>556161072NINJAS!?
>>556160980>2031make it 20XX since she doesn't even have trainee version yet
>>556161175>20XXThe Rockman uma...
Got lucky today. Fuku's card was even a silver originally and changed color twice
>>556161175think we're scheduled to catch up to current JP by 2028, so I just added 3 years to be safe. I did see on gametora that she's not even out as a trainee yet
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I can never get a 7
>>556161417Taishin Miracle
>>556161175
>>556161140i would not be able to wait 3 years to impregnate dantsu
>>556156663Oh, it seems I missed a copy by not watching the last chapter of the story event. But I refuse to spend carrats to view any story since that's Jewish as fuck.
>>556161621what the fuck are you talking about?
>>556161621
>>556161621anon... you don't spend carats, you get caratsthe x20 carats is your rewards for clicking on the chapter and immediately skipping
>>556161531wow you could probably fit the entire taishin into your mouth and suck off all the sweat at once
This might be the most consistently retarded thread I've ever posted in.
>>556161608
>>556161621this must be bait
>>556161801We love you too, faggot
>>556161802
Trying out Curren wit and what the fuck it's another fucking agemasen card? My wit was literally 746 you fucking nigger
>>556161330it's another "all 3 umas proc turbo sprint at the start episode"
>>556162271it's actually better when she agemasens you because you don't really want the gold version
>>5561622715 borrowsdon't forget the dober slick squirt agemasent.airgoo torena
Saw this on X and the extremely low quality was bother me so dozo
>>556162336yeah I do
>>556159657>saudi arabia cup>on tokyo track
Capricorn room7800515778005157running out of images here
>>556162336why does current have all the gold scams
>>556161801At least it's so retarded it's entertaining. People not even knowing how wind works when a train drives by you was pushing it a bit, but still.
this is the type of shit you get when you tell people the finemo/smaru banner is worthless bait and you should prioritize the upcoming finemo banner
>>556162909>>556162909>>556162909
I can't do this anymore, iv ty
almost there
>>556162537>someone already made a proper quality soundpost beforenoice. at least found a treasure mine of videos like it
>>556162030>>556161664>>556161717>>556161750>>556161710Kek, that's what I get for never checking any story chapters. I can't believe my paranoia cucked me out getting carrats. RIP.
>>556162510there's just no coming back from a late start
>>556149646
>>556154901I rarely venture outside of here, thanks for chucking me down a long rabbit hole I was not prepared for. Not a fun read
>>556146709>>556148058Ardan is making my dick hurt..
