Wedding Edition# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[DECEMBER] Next major episode update is still many months ahead, and development information will continue to be sparse due to spoilers. A few new images and a new cutscene have been shared.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/496087542571991439# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>555917498
>>556166957Andrew and Ashley are early Late Gen X early Millennial. Renee and Douglas are boomers, and Nemlei did a fantastic job of showing this.
Another one?
>>556169564On the one hand, making another thread is in poor taste, on the other hand the hijacking faggot shouldn't get to have a thread because he behaves like a spiritual welfare enjoyer.
Noelle!
>>556170845Ivy is better
>>556170845She looks well hydrated
>>556170884She's pretty but too much of a queen bee for my tastes.
>>556171420Yeah but imagine getting smothered by that peppermint butt.
>>556169204Happy sex when?
>>556169204This is the thread.
>>556172407
>>556171525You absolute fool, you're supposed to correct brats, not spoil them even more. Ivy is BUILT for rough pronebone sex.
>>556172992but a bit of brattiness is cute
>>556172407>house parents logged least mean better incest anon god read hand issue jane care search.....Do I envy Julian?
>>556172407>Thiu gay boy>Legal? Maybe. Clearly? Stupid. LOL
>>556172407>Church law>retarded dishwasher>artist hate kind nice brother >Delphism ending particular conversation Sentient. It's like a summary of the thread.>/calg/ Coffin end togetherUh...
Andrew and Ashley's relationship could be fixed with this one single action:
>>556175025This, truly, was the Coffin of Andy and Leyley general.(credits roll to orchestral version of Jester's Pity)
why there's other /calg/ thread with the same number
>>556175089That's skipping a whole bunch of steps though.>>556175465Some faggot keeps trying to bake ahead of everyone else, even and especially when somebody says they are baking and asking for what image to use.
>>556175089That's how it's going to be "fixed" in Burial.
>>556175465its gone now
>>556179509This is so unbelievably cute.
>>556179509Both a cockblock and pussblock. Next demon sacrifice right there.
>>556179509One kid being way older than the others is actually really fitting. I could see Andrew and Ashley having the first by accident and not wanting to have any more. But, after several years of realizing that they can be good parents, they have more
>>556180037No, Ashley will love her inbred children.
>>556180627guys literally only want one thing and it's disgusting
>>556181098Nothing like a hug from your snugglebug imoutie cutie patootie
>Þiu>&rew>Æley
>>556181584Millhouse-tier desu
>>556181584no
Have you ever thought about the absurdity of legalized homosexuality but illegal incest? Statistically most incestuous relationships have to be between members of different sexes, because most people are heterosexual. How is it that we allow sexual relationships that involve gross butt stuff and and ban sexual relations that are more often than not between a man and a woman that just so happen to share a little too much DNA?And trans stuff? You can legally get yourself surgically altered to resemble the sex you prefer and legally change your gender, but you can't kiss your sister on the lips? What bullshit.I don't even have a sister, but I'll defend to the death your right to fuck yours.
Actually gay
>>556179892>pussblockthe term is clam jam
>>556184618>clam jamawful phrasing
>>556184618Sounds terrible and vomit-inducing, please never try to make this catch on.
>>556183262Believe me, that shit practically lives in my head rent free and is my second most prevalent shower thought behind "how the fuck did I not realize she was into me when she literally sat on my fucking lap." It's not even that gays get to have rights, my issue is the completely asinine logic used to justify it. It was ruled that fornication laws were unconstitutional by virtue of the 14th amendment, but this does not apply to consensual incest as (paraphrased), "There exists an element of harm." For reference, in many states it's practically impossible to prosecute somebody for INTENTIONALLY infecting someone with HIV via unprotected sex. Additionally, gay men are ~12.6 times more likely to contract HIV in their lifetime (~14.3% averaged across races, gay blacks are ~33% FYI) compared to the odds of a randomly selected western european sibling pair producing a child with cystic fibrosis.You know, since the issue is "element of harm."
Slow calgee is slow
What is your preferred Better Half ending?
when the fuck will this game be fully released? it's a fucking rpgmaker game and its been years
>>556193094
>>556192087Merge has always been my favorite, it's the one I think about the most. There's something very melancholic about it that sticks with me. Thiu has the memory of being split and learning to love and be loved by each of his halves, but it's something in the past. He carries those memories into the future as he tries his best to become a normal person
>>556192087Marriage ending all the way. The narrator making fun of them is irrelevant, because they're happy.
>>556185373>>556185423it's.. the standard term, anons.sorry, i don't make the rules
>>556193630It's bloody horrific is what it isThere must be any number of possible alternatives
>>556193946be the change you want to see
>>556185585>"how the fuck did I not realize she was into me when she literally sat on my fucking lap."lmao, we all know that feel
>>556194000twat means both vagina, to strike and acts as an insulttwat twat?cunt flunk?marry parry?
You know I used to think snow sprite lovers were the problem but obviously these Noelle piss guys are just never going to stop I’m not sure I’m going to last much more before I lose it
>>556194483it has to rhyme, so cunt flunk is outtwat twat is just too redundantmarry parry implies infidelityhow about cunt punt?
>>556194680That's already taken.
>>556194545You sound pissed on. Off, I meant off.
>>556172407Why was "Andrew" so rare in the last thread?
>>556194780so is clam jamnot only is it the opposite gender term for a cockblock, its also the opposite gender term for sausage fest
>>556193630this nasty nigga eats clam jam
>>556185585Fucking a man in the ass and getting a shitborne disease or tearing their anus and killing them via a shitborne disease is completely legal, yet fucking your sister in the pussy is illegal (you can still legally fuck her in the ass though). Why does the law love sodomy so much?
>>556195215>Why does the law love sodomy so much?Stop being antisemitic.
>>556195092>this nigga doesn't eat his sister's clam jam
>>556195338Too busy being tongue-deep in her fart pipe
>>556195215You know why...
>>556195402you mean her turd cutter?
>>556195464No, no I was talking about the shitbox.
>>556195524ah, the ol' brown eye.
>>556194362no not me. no girl was ever retarded enough to ever even brush fingers while handing me something.
>>556194362>lmao, we all know that feelI don't
>>556195215I should like to fuck my sister in the ass.
>>556194887clam jam just sounds disgusting like it's her periodchecked a thesaurus for synonymshttps://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english-thesaurus/blockbut we'd need another for vagminge infringe?
>>556197295>minge infringe?three syllables, too longit's gotta be just two, like cockblock
>>556197352What words for vag could work with bar, foil or check?
>>556197564foid foil?box bar?there's gotta be an adjective that works with muff, box, or gash or clunge
>>556197564She got hole trolled
JUST CALL IT COCKBLOCKING YOU RETARDS, IT'S PERFECTLY GENDER NEUTRAL JUST LIKE SAYING "GUYS" TO AN AUDIENCE OF WOMEN, CALLING A WOMAN "DUDE", CALLING A WOMAN "BRO", OR A WOMAN SAYING "SUCK MY DICK".
>>556198183You can block my cock, Ashley
>>556197952Oh I like this one, let's add it to the shortlist
>>556198572Please do not make Ashley cockfight
>>556198648I was going to take this in the direction of propositioning Ashley to give me a happy ending, but now I'm thinking about her girlcock
>>556195694>>556196508It's far more likely you never noticed than that it never happened.
>>556199056Anon, some of us have really never had any female friends
>>556198183Cockblocked still works for girls, you just blocked her from getting cock instead of sticking one in something.
>>556198854I was thinking of the Filipino pastime
>>556197846box block or box stop?we could use many hockey puns
>>556198183Am I the only one here who finds it hot when girls say "suck my dick"? I'm not imagining them actually having a penis, but women being so aggressive and demanding that you service them activates my retriever energy.
>>556199289Yeah, I know. I'm just a pervert
>>556197952>>556199407Box block and hole troll are winners in my book. I'm grateful that /calg/ hosts the greatest minds on the internet.
I joined the BH discord and this is the first thing I saw immediately
>>556202002>discordew>bh discordyou need jesus
>>5562020026-7!
>>556202121That's the number of years in prison I'm getting for your "accidental" drowning.
>>556202121probably the lamest meme to have ever existed
>>556199056Half the population of this general are Thius
Light Thiu, dark Thiu, faux Thiu, real ThiuReal Thiu, poor Thiu, house Thiu, field ThiuStill ThiuStill Thiu
>>556203957sevenengi single-handedly carrying this fanbase
>>556204082>25/07/2024
>>556202792I'm not letting anyone take my virginity. It's MY virginity! Get your own!
>>556205613I already have my own virginity, I need someone else's!
I hate my kids.
>>556205613>losing my virginity?>no way, I never lose!
>>556207670This may be the only aspect in which Thiu is not a loser.
>>556208276False. He also won my heart.
The next update will be on Valentine's Day.
The next update will be whenever I choose it to be. I'm not beholden to your timeline.
The next update will be shoved up anon's ass while they sleep
Not to be crass, but I need Ashley's hot bitch lips wrapped around my cock
>"CLANKERS!!!"
>>556211963
>>556211654Understood. The year 2036 has been noted.
>>556212562He should've won
>>556211963Are you Andrew?
>>556215517No, and it is absolutely critical that I am not
>>556215856
God I wish I was Ashley's brother.
>>556219287were*
>>556219330Is it really "were"? That doesn't sound right
>>556219330were in that context is past tense.
>>556219396>>556219459"were" is the subjunctive copula regardless of number or tense.
God I wish Ashley were my sister.
>>556219507>subjunctive copulashut the fuck up, nerd
>>556219507>subjunctive copula*shoves you in a locker*
https://x.com/TaRid__/status/2018692909919277448
>>556219507We should subjunctively copulate.
Thiuposters RUN this general
I was going to make an edit of Tatl and Tael but instead edit Tal and Lua on them, but then I actually discovered Tael is the younger sibling ao It wouldn't make sense.
>>556221409Ashley would wear Majora's Mask and nothing would change
how do I achieve pic related with my adult sister?
I don't want Ashley as my sister. I love my sister as who she is now
>>556222926Grab her cheeks and compliment her when she's all prettied up to go out?
>>556223936I can do that when we're drunk but it's not the same without the bow...
>>556224047Give her a bow with the excuse that it caught your eye, and tell her she'd look nice in it.(This post is not sister advice. I am not a sister. You should consult a sister who is licensed to practice being cute in your jurisdiction.)
>>556224047I like what anon said about gifting it to her and telling her you think it would look cute on her, but I would add a fat jiggly asterisk to that and say that depends largely on your rapport with her and how out of the norm it is. If that's something that she would consider extremely unusual, I would wait for an opportunity to lament about how women don't wear bows any more because they look insanely cute with them.>>556224715>You should consult a sister who is licensed to practice being cute in your jurisdictionI take it you're not a Clapistani, so I forgive your ignorance on the matter, but cuteness licenses were ruled unconstitutional near the end of the 19th century due to it placing limitations on a factor that is beyond a sister's control; in effect a sister would require a license to merely exist, and as far as I'm aware the only country that does this is the UK.
>>556220743What kind of cheesy lines like this are Andrew and Ashley going to jokingly use when they get together?
>>556222781I'm still waiting on a Link/Zelda version of Andrew/Ashley redraw. Either no one's actually made one, or someone has and its lost.
>>556227448Pic related except switch their names.
>>556228247There can't possibly not be one, it's probably lurking in the archives somewhere.
>>556228989Sisters loev citrus. Sistrus, if you will.
>>556230514Sisters in estrus...
>>556169204>#519Why does this general still exist
>>556230930
>>556169204Erogaki Asher! Groping big sister Andrea! Sex with big sister's with optional consent! Sex woo sex!!!
>>556230930Why shouldn't it?
>>556230989Its not
>>556231000VtbkKf?
>>556231134It is.
>>556231364Reminder the right thing to do if you meet these two is shoot them. You are most likely in a self defense situation.
>>556172407HUSSIES WILL BE OUTLAWED!!
>>556232602The forbidden fruit is the sweetest one
>>556233367Agreed!
>>556233367
>>556232602>>556233367>Illegal Julia
>>556233367>>556233550Why does Julia always hold her hands like this as if she is handcuffed?
>>556231861If you see them, you are probably already dead or have been sacrificed to a demon.
>>556234114Encouragement!
>>556234114It’s just a reflex after getting arrested so many times for selling drugs.
>>556235620>Julia is the pharmacist that sells coke under the table that Vivian mentions
>>556170845urine sprite
>>556219570Having a hot sister must be some sort of hell if you're aware of how good her body is
>>556228247I have seen it, I swear I havebut I may have imagined it
>>556230514ashley misstook a seville orange for a normal orange...been there
I will never have a brother...
>>556240768Stop being so dramatic, Ashley
>>556240768Hello madam, are you looking to give birth in 2026?
>>556240768Tell your parents to make you one.
>>556242678Too late. My mom is a HAG!!
I was cooking dinner, and thought I'd make some coffee while I was at it because I was feeling sleepy earlier. So I started making a cup, but turned my attention to the soup on the stove and momentarily forgot about the coffee machine which simply kept going, so when I turned back the cup was overflowing and coffee was spilling everywhere. Fuck my life, this is the worst thing to have ever happened to anyone
>>556242890So your brother might end up having Down syndrome. Big deal.
>>556243076How the fuck does the coffee machine overflow? Isn't it supposed to created a measured amount?
>>556243229No, you press a button to start pouring coffee and then press it again to make it stop. That lets you use cups of different sizes, but if you forget to make it stop it will just keep going. There are models that automatically turn off after a minute to prevent this sort of thing, but mine doesn't.
I want to deflower Ashley!
>>556243596How does the machine know when the grounds should be swapped?
>>556243825We know, Andrew
>>556172530Bring in your Bible for this demon is lust incarnate!
>>556179892>Next demon sacrifice right there.She's gonna be filled like a turkey and served for Christmas dinner!
>>556243825I mean she may be weird but I'm still surprised Ashley hasn't already broken her hymen either experimenting with herself or giving it to anyone who can be nice to her. I still refuse to believe a pretty girl like her can be single at her age, was it different in the 90's? Were women pure back then?
>>556243884You are probably thinking of a different type of coffee machine. Mine's apparently known as an espresso machine. You put ground coffee into that into that spoon-like filter thing and manually insert and remove it, and the machine squeezes hot water through it. I have no experience with any other types.
>>556240768>>556242890Ask your dad to give you one?
>>556244629Exactly the one I use. Delicious espresso is great to start the day
>>556244281>were things differentwe hadn't reached peak hoification by that pointsocial media really accelerated the problem
>>556244281Play the game.
>>556245643Damn truly missed out on blessed times. All girls my age I know have been ran through several times. There was even this competition to see which girl could "milk" the most men in an hour they played in our teenage years.Ashley truly is out of this world now, which is a shame. How can we protect our sisters from degeneracy, anon?
>>556244281I love how Nem draws Ashley. Her rounded cheeks truly make her look like the "face of an angel", in a cute sort of way and her personality and expression makes her look nasty at the same time. Such a nice contrast, how could Nemlei achieve such a perfect girl?
>>556246887>...I-I was watching you shower
>>556246887>The light flared radiantley as Andrew cheekiley squeezed his sister's cheeks.
What other games do you play, anon? And anything similar to Coffin?>>556169536What age would they be now?
>>556249872Youngest they'd be is 46 and 44 if the game takes place in the early 2000s.
>>556232602FUCK THE POLICE
>>556250661She hates the police, her dad has sex with niggers, and her sister is probably part of antifa.
>>556251305wouldnt ashley hate the police given their context too?
>>556251305That's right, chud. Julia stands up to fascism and bigotry
Please, make up your minds already. Is Julia a religious, shy girl or a leftist crackhead?
>>556253691She had sex with Andrew and let him live with her before marriage, she is definitely not religious.
>>556253973She was expecting marriage, which is how most Christian women lose their virginity.>surely this high school Chad will marry melollmao
>>556253691i'd say a mix of certain traits from all of them
never forget
>>556244281Hymens aren't always indicative of virginity. Apparently they're somewhat easy to break, and a lot of times women do it on accident or not even intentionally. Even heard an anecdote of a women who brokes her when she was 12 by stepping off ber bicycle awkwardly.
Sorry, I had a stroke while typing that.
>>556254098Andrew is a cute twink, but he's not even close to being a Chad.
As far as Ashley goes. Im suspecting she's saved hers for Andrew. At most, maybe masturbating as a teenager. Probably saw a man who subconsciously reminded her of Andrew on the TV, or saw him step out of the shower one day and was subconsciously struck with the urge.
>>556254945Sometimes it takes the biggest femboy to be the biggest man, and the biggest man to be the biggest femboy.
>>556255024You're not ready for the reveal that she's a gooner.
>>556253691Both, it's a Jekyll and Hyde situation
>>556255307>Room smells like fish >Andrew so used to it he doesn't even notice anymore>partially the reason alarm bells were going off in Renee's head when she walked in on them cuddlingOh god.... it makes too much sense.
>>556254098>expecting marriageShe wasn't still married tho. At least it is better than what the hijabi girls here do, having all kinds of sex except vaginal so they remain "pure" lmao
>what Andrew would have witnessed if he stayed 0.2 milliseconds after spying on herNow I can't get the idea of Coomshley out of my head
>>556256020>>556255660>>556255307
>>556255307>>556255660>>556256552Nah if anything Ashley seems to want to remain Leyley for as long as possible. She seems afraid of the idea of growing up and after the latest Decay I think she is a bit of a prude.Even at this Ashley fails at life!
How would Julia react if you told her she'd be hotter with a cock?
>>556261306Call you a sodomite then cry
>>556261306Cocklia
>>556261306She would show up with a pet rooster the next week.
>>556261554>>556264253>>556265057I'm sorry, the horniness faded after I made that post. We don't have to talk about it
>>556265335>I wasn't being ironic
>>556265678futanari is gay
>>556265057Cute.
>>556266104IT'S NOT GAY
>>556266452You like penis.
Smartley knows how to do taxes
>>556240768This but a sister
>>556246887Imagine a timeline where Teendrew just accepted his feelings...
>>556266786It's not gay to get my ass fucked by a woman.
>>556268410Teendrew would still be a doormat and teenley would still be a Leyley. It wouldn't end well.
>>556268809That's not a woman. That's a man. A man with tits.
>>556267658Ashley is a NEET and never worked a day in her life. Also, it's illegal how cute she looks with glasses.
>>556246887That is a cute sisbutt.
>>556270142>man grows titsDisgusting>woman grows dickHotIt is that simple
>>556268809IF IT HAS A PENIS, IT'S NOT A WOMAN.
>>556269794teenley wasn't leyley, she went backwards into leyley after the incident
>>556270869IT'S 2026 UNC
Idk why, but the thread right now reminds me of this classic:https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/499167889/#q499245092 You know it's bad when even /calg/ is disturbed
One of these days the angry side of the "dicks aren't gay" debate is going to realize that 99% of the time they're being fucked with, and the other 1% of the time they need to stop hanging out with people they meet at ICE protests.
>>556270869I've got your woman right here buddyhttps://files.catbox.moe/5s016b.png
>>556271220>i'm not into gay sex but i'll jack off to it anyway
>>556272001That's not a man, that's a woman with PECKS.
>>556272165A guy opens his legs and has a cunt, and you think that of me? No. I am the girl with PECKS!
>>556267658>>556270185
>>556272525Ashley is Smartley
>>556269794Teenley was blossoming into Ashley. Getting rejected and the cope girlfriend fiasco are what regressed her into Leyley.
Give me one reason you shouldn't babytrap your sibling
>>556272525She's Geekley, then. A horror movie buff who became near-sighted from staring at the TV all day.
>>556273424"Babytrapping" is a bad foundation for a relationship as it carries an implication that it would otherwise not exist save for the sake of the child, which foments resentment and makes all parties miserable.
>>556273424anon, you shouldn't try to exploit your brother that way, I'm sure he would gladly give you a baby without that whole entrapment angle.
>>556273424Your sibling will have less time for (You)!
>>556272796True!
>>556273424Nigga if your brother is willing to crack you, he is damn well willing to raise a child together. No need to "babytrap" him, just tell him you want a child
>>556274304Sadly lots of men would, in fact, make hussies of their sisters if given the chance.
Reminder that I called her coming back
>>556274709Clearly babytrapping a brother won't work in that circumstance if they're just going to do a runner
>>556273424Your brother will always be your brother no matter how far he is from you, unlike your bf who can become your hated ex
I don't have a sister and it's not fair. I WANT A DO OVER!
>>556275995Sister propaganda omits the bad parts of having a sister.
>>556276204>the bad parts of having a sister.don't exist
>>556276204Yep. Having a sister especially sucks if there is a huge age gap.
There are no bad parts to having a hussy
>>556279075The casual way people will say things they simply do not believe hurts me on a metaphysical level.
>>556279075Except for the itch and baggage.
Nuh-uh!
>>556275197>there are blackanons in this generalshivers down my spine
>>556280760I hear from a trusted source that those make you impotent.
>>556281023/calg/ is a black general
>>556281392Everything makes you impotent, everything gives you cancer. More power to the people who want to meet their grave with a pretty and pristine body but, everyone's got a number.
>>556281392nicotine is a bit of a paradox in that it slightly boosts your testosterone, but it's also a vasoconstrictor. In and of itself it's probably not going to have much—if any—effect on your sexual health, but it could be the straw that breaks the camel's back.
>>556281392Just how horny is Andrew when he can stay rock hard despite having a big pp, smoking habitually and being drunk asf
>>556281832Interesting, I didn't know the mechanics of it. Thank you.
>>556281992rock hard is just an assumption, he only needs to be hard enough (effortless with Ashleylust until she reminds him of why he hasn't given in yet)
>>556281992Being drunk in my experience doesn't affect your ability to get harder than diamonds, the issue is that it craters your sexual sensitivity and makes it not only difficult to finish but completely unsatisfying as well. Same thing with smoking, if you're in your 20's and cigarettes are snuffing your dick out you have a major underlying cause.>>556282207Yeah, generally speaking the higher the blood pressure the worse it is for your ding dong in the long-term. Eating your vegetables, getting plenty of exercise, and not drinking/smoking constantly would probably work wonders for someone who is otherwise having even minor difficulties in the bedroom.
>>556281992>Just how horny is AndrewKeep in mind that he unmistakably has "Written by a Woman"-syndrome. Canonically big pp, lust that just masturbation apparently can't solve, youthful attractiveness despite malnutrition and substance abuse.
>>556282548>lust that just masturbation apparently can't solveHey buddy, no personal attacks here.
>>556281424tar souls in tar skins out
>>556273424She will get pregnant, hate you, kick you out and not let you see your son. You will become dependent on pot and alcohol to get through the day. Your family will hate you and you will lose all your friends.
>>556283239>tar souls inThis is our day Þiúbros!
>>556283771Thiu are canonically black.
>>556281832
>>556272556andrew looks like a school shooter with that large coat abeit not having a ugly face and ashley looks like a gothic hooker
>>556282548Lust as a vice can be solved with masturbation. There's a deeper connection Andrew craved that masturbation couldn't satisfy so he got overpowered by it and started making choices that ruined everyone in a selfish gamble he didn't believe in.
>>556284474>Lust as a vice can be solved with masturbationNo it can't. I'm not a pastor or anything, but jerking off all the time has not made me any less lustful
>>556284668I'm not about to armchair psychology you but there's some more that you're missing. Wacking off does solve lust tho, in the moment, but it can exasperate the previously alluded to problem.
>>556284837I'll explain it as an extreme horndog: masturbation can help to an extent. It can deal with the physical side of lust; pipes are backed up so you unclog them, pretty simple. It doesn't do anything to sate the psychological drive to have sex, to feel someone's skin, to connect with them, take them, and to... well I'm not going to get too vulgar but you get the idea.
>tfw a tcoaal ntr fetish mod is getting more faster than the main game itself>>>/v/732289950
>>556286710>is getting more faster
>>556286710She broke Andy's hand!!!
>>556286847To the extreme!
>>556283771WHO ELSE /thiu/ HERE??!?!
>>556287982I will! Thank you, mother!
>>556288117Why is he Nemlei-coloured?
>>556282548Andrew's sexual frustration comes from denying his own feelings
>>556286710I never played the hag mod and never will. Haggots are mentally ill.
>>556288234WOAH, you can't just ask someone that! It's Better Halfstory Month, dude
>>556253691She's evil
Thinking about Andrew and Ashley having sex again...
>bake brownies>leave them in the kitchen for the family>check on them hours later>picrel is how the tray lookedWhat the FUCK is her problem? Just eat the goddamn edges
>>556295976She's dainty, anon. What if she cut herself on the crust?
Does anyone else self insert as Ashley whenever they watch Coffin porn?
CAN YOU FUCKERS SAY SOMETHING!?!I'M TRYING TO START CONVERSATION HERE
>>556297429Considering the amount of women who write fanfics where they just swap Ashley with a self insert, I would say yes.
>>556297936hi
>>556297429I don't watch Coffin porn, but I do relate to Ashley more than Andrew.
>>556284408Kek, you're right. I wonder if Andrew ever had thoughts about shooting up a high school because of incest accusations.
>>556298079Teh Beybey
>>556297936Sorry I sold you...
>>556299535t. Nicest Renee ever!
>>556297936do you want fries with that?
>>556298079⁕Daughter⁕
>>556295976She was avoiding the crust that forms along the edge pieces. You, with a refined pallet might say to yourself "I like the crust." Women do not like the crust. I'm sure someone can find a woman who does, I've never met one.
Saints legend Drew Graves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJIiSm6sgrE
Colts legend Andrew Luck
>>556299990My mom likes the crust on pastries and desserts. That's the only one I know.
>>556299990I take her refusal to eat the crusts as an insult. MY edges are good.
>>556298327Same
>>556300024Why is his expression flirtier than the other one's? Stop looking at me like that. Red card!
>>556300778Ashley is shockingly relatable.
>>556300938I can't think of anything funny to reply with but I feel compelled to reply. The first one is b_smile the other is b_content. I didn't even realize what the difference was until now
>>556202002just saw the Thiu feet pic
>>556295976Reminds me of this:
>>556302646avoiding the edge of the cake is based TΒH. I don't want an entire wall of frosting to go \w my slice of cake.
>>556301419The replies will continue until morale improves!I'm just joshing you anon. It's worth looking closely at the sprites, there are some pretty subtle differences between them.
>>556302646I wouldn't be complaining. More delicious frosting full of empty calories for me.
I bet Andrew listened to a lot of R.E.M., especially as a teenager.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9RbfBrpilw
>>556300675That's why you cut the brownies ahead of time. Make your sister exist in the framework you create.
>>556299231Beybey = baby, which proves that Leyley is pronounced Laylee
>>556309745Even with Nemlei's post I still pronounce it "Lay-Lee"
>>556310103Heretic.
>>556310103This but Leelee
>>556310389Sorry, it flows most naturally for native English speakers and it was my default assumption prior. I sincerely doubt nemmies gives a damn how I pronounce it.
>>556310507>it flows most naturally for native English speakersMy ass. Lay-lay is what flows most naturally
>>556311041I meant native English speakers in the sense that they speak English as their native language, not aboriginal people who happen to speak English. Sorry for the confusion.
>>556311041>Lay-lay is what flows most naturallyNot if you're an Anglo-Saxon-Jute.
>>556311419That shit just comes off as cringe larp, but regardless of which I can even understand pronouncing it as "Lee lee" because at least it's just repeating the sound of the suffix twice. "Lay lay" makes zero sense in the context that it's derived from the latter part of Ashley's name, which is pronounced "Lee."
>>556311647>That shit just comes off as cringe larpYeah dude, biology and culture have no effect on pattern recognition.
>>556311938Word salad
>>556311938Not what I'm saying at all. I'm saying constantly tossing out the phrase "Anglo-Saxon-Jute" is cringe when 99.9% of people say "Anglo-Saxon" or simply "Anglo." Regardless I'm still agreeing, I'm just saying that you undermine an otherwise good point by talking like a fag.
>>556310507As a native english speaker you are simply speaking out of your ass.
>>556312331Think of two words in the English language that start with "Ley" where it's pronounced as "Lee," then think of two words in the English language that end with "Ley" where it's pronounced "Lay." Apparently my ass can speak better than your mouth.
>>556172407I don't even like him
>>556308357Do you think Andrew started humping her while dreaming and that's what woke up Ashley?
>>556312470The same way you get Dick from Richard
>>556312729Your personal experiences have nothing to do with I appreciate you sharing your personal experiences, but I think I asked a question and that didn't quite answer it.
>>556312089I got taught about "Anglo-Saxon-Jutes" in school, but that was admittedly a long time ago.
>>556312826It's just inane to pretend nicknames follow conventional English rules and/or pronunciations. The whole reason they're nicknames is their unconventional nature. God damn, English majors are so fucking annoying. It's like you people pretend you've never had an actual conversation before
>>556313124
>>556313124>It's just inane to pretend nicknames follow conventional English rules and/or pronunciationsBut they do, because phonology is unavoidable.>The whole reason they're nicknames is their unconventional natureSimplifying your speech is the absolute most conveniental thing in the history of language since forever.
>>556311419This is what I picture every time you say this.
>>556312826>Your personal experiences have nothing to do with I appreciate you sharing your personal experiencesLol, you forgot to delete your first zingerDumbass
>>556312551Such a hideous creature
>>556313374kek
I just wanna ask her to lay on top of me
>>556313541My "many Lua feels" are disgust and hatred
>>556313907bro needs to get ear reduction surgery
nemlei explicitly said that it's pronounced as "lay-lay". yet, there are fake fans who ignore the author's gospel, and mispronounce it on purpose because they can't accept the fact that they were wrong. how disrespectful, butthurt and indian do you have to be?
>>556314107Absolutely, and after that, he should get rid of the rat tails behind his moon-sized ears. Finally, he should get a lobotomy so he is bearable to be around. It's a bit of work, but he is fixable.
>>556314347Should've spelled it Ashleigh desu
>>556314347The Quran explicitly says that this word and that word are pronounced as some retarded terrorist shit, but at the end of the day I will pronounce Iraq as eye-rack; ESLs like Nemlei have no power over how native speakers of a different language pronounce words.
>>556314724>I will pronounce Iraq as eye-rack
>>556314724>no power over how native speakers of a different language pronounce wordsof course not, she most likely doesn't speak hindi.
>>556315285>accusing someone of being Indian while insisting on an absolutely foreign phonologyYou may post beef.
>>556315624>insisting on an absolutely foreign phonologyHe's insisting on a pronunciation, not a phonology Dumbass
>>556316115Gee, I wonder what's the word for the mechanisms that govern pronunciation in a given language.
>>556316115The fuck do you think phonology is? It would have been less embarrassing if you just quietly ducked out instead of using argumentum-ad-jeetum in what is possibly the least applicable scenario imaginable. Complaining about English majors while acting like a Hispanic minor. Wild.
>>556316680>>556317029Lmao pronunciation and the categorization of phonemes are NOT the same thing. The mechanisms that govern pronunciation are not in dispute, the actual pronunciation isThe fact that you falsely collated the two while calling someone else ESL is too ironic to be real
>>556317529Just keep digging
>>556317529https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_phonologyCtrl +F "pronunciation"
I ordered some stickers. I got my sister an Ashley one. She thought it was cute and put it on her laptop. It's going to be interesting when she finds out what game she's from.
>>556318282Your point?
>>556318876That pronunciation and the categorisation of phonemes both fall under phonology?
>>556318846What does the sticker look like? Is it an Ashley bust?
Fuck you guys. Now I'm pronouncing it as Lee-Lay.
>>556319261Yeah, it was this one.
>>556318846Who's the artist? The artstyle looks familiar
>>556318958Pronunciation being a subset of Phonology means they're not the same thing. Meaning that anon was incorrect to say the other guy was insisting on phonology when he was insisting on pronunciation. Meaning I'm right
>>556319953What the fuck are you talking about
>>556320048You're the English major, give it a reread
>>556319596That IS a cute one.
>>556319424
>>556320934Now make Fryndy
>>556319424you always pronounced it that way because you hate nemlei
>>556320934ANDYSSEUS YOU RAT BASTARD
>>556320985
>>556321112Literally who? Do you mean Nobody?
>>556321509I couldn't find a good way to merge the two names, and you got the joke anywayIt did it's job
>>556192087The marriage ending hits different when you have a tulpa
>>556321445Kek
>>556321708Marriage ending hits different when you're a incel NEET TΒΗ
>>556323545Now make him yiik out
>>556323959I have no idea what that means; I haven't actually played the game TΒΗ
>>556324209
>>556321708I hope yours doesn't scream endlessly.
>>556324349
>>556325750KEK
>>556324209>I haven't actually played the game TΒΗBetter Half or that other game I see posted here every now and again?
>>556329194Think he meant YIIK
I like to listen to Meant To Be Yours and imagine it's sad Thiu going full yandere over happy Thiu
>>556333075fine baka
>>556332795I want to see Nemlei redraw her old characters in Coffin's art style
>>556335479I'd pay good money for that. I wonder what she'd do differently, at even the conceptual level, if she'd made her other games after Coffin. I might try drawing some characters in the Coffin style myself if you have a request.
>>556182565do women like bows on boys
>"Was it worth it, son?"
>>556333075I've been up since 9pm... yesterday.
>>556169204Will we ever get canon birthday for Andrew and Ashley?
>>556333075The human body does not need more than four hours of heavily interrupted sleep.
>>556311419https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLzsWa20YIo
>>55634358406-06 seems like an appropriate date.
>>556344913for whom?
>>556345930for A & A
>>556345970so they both have the same birthday?
>>556346014sure, why notsame date, two years apart.
>>556302949Then don't make all those gay decorations like it's the kindergarten? Make a bland utilitarian cake that tastes good.
>>556302949>I don't want an entire wall of frosting to go \w my slice of cakepleb
Are there any /lit/ anons here? I want to Andrewmaxx by reading literature. Where should I start? I thought about reading Greek tragedies.
>>556350702>I want to AndrewmaxxRead things you don't like and barely understand for clout with people you find intolerable and shallow?
>>556350784They also need to be badly translated from french for maximum clout
>>556350702>>556350978Forget about badly-translated French, just read the original French versions even if you don't speak French.
>>556350784I want to impress my sister, so perhaps, yes.
>>556352265Kek
>>556275008Reminder that I called you a slur
>>556352265>I want to impress my sisterThen go learn actual linguistics. Just go and tell her "Did you know that despite English being nominative-accusative morphosyntactically, English verbs have ergative possession and many behave ergatively? Isn't this interesting?"
>>556346064>why notBecause it would make the Leyley birthday flashback extremely weird
>>556352737I'll try it.
>>556318846Nice. I ordered some bootleg Coffin stickers the other week and the printing quality was absolute dogshit, which is bummer because I have previously ordered stickers from them and it was fine.
>>556353785Try reading The Unfolding of Language. It's a great entry to the subject
>>556319424>>556320934>>556321445Top kek
>>556343531Why do you do this to yourself?
>>556352737>English verbs have ergative possession and many behave ergativelyHow so?
>>556283771Thiu is not a tar soul. He may think himself worthless, sure, but he is not a horrible person. In fact, Happy Thiu is a clean soul and Sad Thiu is a grime soul.
>>556287897This is to go along with Andrew's CDL in the blooming Graves' logistics empire
>>556344765I once worked in a warehouse for a few months, usually getting only four to five hours of sleep after I got home, not counting weekends and holidays. I honestly would rather kill myself than do that again. I’m completely serious.
>>556354510First of all, I need to correct myself and say that ergative possession is one of the ways English allows but not the only one. As for how:Nominative languages group their subject with their agent while ergative languages group theirs with the object. This goes with possession too. Normally in a nominative language like English, a transitive verb would be possessed by its agent "his dying" or, if we are grouping the object with the verb, you would just put the object as, well, an object next to the verb "seeing a house". For ergative languages, the verb would be possessed by the object "killing of innocents".For the verbs behaving ergatively, consider the verb "to melt". Used intransitively:The butter melts.But transitively:The heat melts the butter.The subject in the intransitive sentence shares its role with the object of the transitive sentence, whichs is an ergative grouping.Now I'm wondering if English majors get taught this or if they just read Shakespeare and ego jerk all day.
>>556354510So basically, intransitive verbs are verbs that do not have a direct object. "Sleep" for instance is an intransitive verb because you can't sleep something; "eat" on the other hand is a transitive verb (takes a direct object) because you can eat something.Ergativity however is when, logically speaking, the subject of an intransitive statement is actually the object of its transitive equivalent. Take for example "The rice cooked well"; despite being the subject of an intransitive verb, the rice did not actually perform any cooking, because a person cooked the rice well (the person being the subject of the cooking and the rice being the object of the cooking).
>>556352737At least ask her if she's reading something interesting first
>>556355751NTA but thank you for explaining the same concept as the post above yours but in simple terms that don't make my ESL brain hurt
I've been frequently drinking coffee for maybe 10 years, but have always scoffed at the idea of it being addictive because I never felt like I actually crave it and could easily go a few days without it. But for the past few weeks I've actually been getting random cravings to go make a cup even if I already had one a couple hours ago. Is this it? Am I going to get hopelessly addicted and die from a heart attack at 40?
>>556356321Anon who wrote the above post here. As a fellow ESL I don't think you'd have better time understanding it even if you were a native speaker. I just assumed that anon had familiarity with at least some of the concepts because he just said "how so"
>>556356042My sister reads, but her taste is limited to dog-shit crime fiction..
>>556298327>>556300778After one particularly heated argument I had a moment of realization that I was the Ashley in a relationship
>>556356846It really is addictive, I never considered myself a "coffee guy" outside of occasionally getting whatever borderline-milkshake from Starbucks or whatever, but I started drinking it black regularly not long ago because I had to wake up early for a job. Even though I've already quit I still have a cup in the morning most days just because I've gotten used to it, not like I need it.
>>556357276You can still convincingly pretend you're interested, it'll make her feel better
Ivy doesn't know that Noelle and meDo it in my cave every SundayShe tells her she's in work but she doesn't goStill she's on her knees and Ivy doesn't knowOh, Ivy doesn't knowSo don't tell IvyIvy doesn't knowIvy doesn't know(So don't tell Ivy)Noelle says she's out shoppingBut she's under meAnd I'm not stopping'Cause Ivy doesn't knowIvy doesn't knowIvy doesn't knowIvy doesn't knowSo don't tell IvyIvy doesn't knowDon't tell IvyI can't believe she's so trustingWhile I'm right behind you thrustingNoelle's got her on the phoneAnd she's trying not to moanIt's a three-way call and she knows nothing, nothingIvy doesn't knowIvy doesn't knowIvy doesn't knowSo don't tell Ivy'Cause Ivy doesn't knowIvy doesn't knowSo don't tell IvyWe'll put on a showEveryone will goIvy doesn't knowIvy doesn't knowIvy doesn't knowThe parkin' lot, why not?It's so cool when you're on topHer front lawn in the snowLife is so hard 'cause Ivy doesn't knowIvy doesn't knowI did Noelle on her birthday
>>556357276You should try listening to audiobooks with your sister. Seriously, it's a good shared activity where each of you can still simultaneously do your own thing like menial household tasks or playing video games. Even if she picks utter trite to listen to, you can just focus your attention more on the other thing than the audiobook itself but still spend time with her.
>>556359494I'm genuinely surprised that there's enough yuritards posting on xitter about Noelle x Ivy to warrant a song parody dripping with such pure hatred.
>hot new teacher>immediately compares her to sisterIf only it wasn't some fakecest thing because Japan. At least the brother doesn't seem to know so there's that.
>>556360108I have no idea what you are referencing but these windows look weird as fuck, this has to be AI generated.
>>556360695Definitely not because It's a 2021 VN that was probably in development since 2019-2020, back then AI was generating 800x800 anime girls.
>How dare that douchebag try and have a date with my little sister! I have to intervene!>I'm going to date this random girl that I feel nothing for btw, it's none of Ashley's business of course.I hate Andrew so much.
>>556362746>has met literal demons>is still an atheistI want to shove this faggot into a locker.
>>556362746>How dare that douchebag try and have a date with my little sisterWhat's wrong with this? Older brothers should be protective! It's only hypocritical if Ashley would've been asked out by friend B. and Andrew still had a problem with it.
>>556360896>AI was generating 800x800 anime girls.AI wasn't generating anime girls that weren't horrifically mangled before 2022.Telling how fast AI progressed that people forget how it basically didn't exist in public discourse three and a half years ago. It was only talked about by tech nerds, people actually working in the field, and people who generated text porn in AIDungeon back when it hosted GPT-3 Davinci for cheap in 2021.That only changed when ChatGPT launched in November 2022, but even then it took some time until it became a household name. On the image side of things, the discourse about art and plagiarism only started in earnest with Stable Diffusion's release, also in 2022. That was the year when it started to generate images that were only slightly botched instead of massively.
>>556362372>read twitter replies to this pic>"i like the alt version ;)"oh my, sexo
>>556362994>demon will kill the warden that starved you and your brother for months>your friends, your parents, angels and God didn't do shitThey're both apatheists who don't give a shit about religion just results.
>>556362995>It's only hypocritical if Ashley would've been asked out by friend BAndrew could only guess who her date was
>>556280760Based Ashley being mindful of her brother's health and the wellbeing of their future offspring
>>556301923Sounds horrible. Can you share where to find it? So that we know what steps to take to avoid seeing it too.
>>556354389Because I decided to go to a concert last minute after a 6 day work week, and had no time to nap.
>>556183262Its legal in parts of Europe and Japanapparently its even legal in RussiaIts also legal if it's between members of the same sex but that's only because the law is so old that in a juridical sense sexis defined as penetration of a womans vagina by a male penis so butt stuff is not illegal because it doesn't count as sex and can't be incest because incest is defined as a sex act between members of the same family
Alright, time to see why this is the least talked about Nemlei game
>>556362994Where in the game does he actually say he’s an atheist? He only says that Ashley’s demon is full of shit and manipulates them, which is true.
>>556367692>portrait brightness is inconsistent between framesHacklei strikes again. Literally unplayable
>>556367692I thought Div was the least talked about one?
Thibking about Julia again
>>556368665At least Lynn gets posted here sometimes (usually in the context of him being a cute girl)
>>556367692I love Candy Scabs. Might be her most wholesome work. Which is ironic considering it's sp00ky themes.
>>556367005Well here is some good advice for you, anon
>>556363102Link the alt please
>>556343584As in this March?Are we getting some new Yousga no Sora content all of a sudden?I loved this Anime when it came out but i thought it was super niche and no one besides people on /a/ knew of itThey are already putting the VN on steam but only in japanese so maybe thats the big annoucnmentI really hope for more than that though its the only real Wincest anime i can think of except Aki Sora and even then the Sora part only makes up 5 episodesMaybe there gonna adapt Haruka no Sora next but who knows?
>>556369676sorry, i wasn't able to find it
>>556363089>That only changed when ChatGPT launched in November 2022IMO it was a bit earlier with that DALL-E website coming around in June/July. By the fall you already had stable diffusion threads on a bunch of 4chan boards.
>>556363089>That only changed when ChatGPT launched in November 2022My wife Noelle launched a month after!
>>556372516>Anon's wife is only 3 years old
>>556372856Ananon is on the ToxiSoda files
>>556369129I'm inclined to agree so far. Although given some of the options given in the game I dread to think what other endings are going to be like. Either way, Valerie is Nemlei's cutest and purest character so far. I want to give her candy.
>>556373057It brings me great dread to know we literally live in the Coffinland timeline but I don't have my own sisterwife soulmate to retreat to...
>>556373057>be me>say it is the soda people>get called anti-sodatic>emails reveal the soda people admitting it is the soda people >the media still calls you anti-sodaticAbsolute roflmao+kek
Sisbutt hours
>>556373642Most soda company employees are just ordinary people trying to get by and have normal lives and don't know what the upper management is up to...
They call us "snowim" to liken us to cattle and pigs. They use that word all the time. They use tricks to blend in to our societies yet in private they talk about how much they detest and exploit the snowim.
>>556374034Kek
>>556373541Our reality is much more sinister than the Coffinland timeline.
>>556375023>>556373541I remember when 3A came out people here said it was fucking retarded lazy writing for the surgeon to just flat out say "I fucking love organs, I think they're the hottest thing in the world" with zero OPSEC, to the point Anons thought it was a ruse by Nemlei. Barely a year later we learnt that the western élite brag about the snuff film trade over fucking Gmail.
>>556375023Are there mass organ harvesting schemes taking place in broad daylight under bullshit pretenses in developed countries in reality?
>>556375534Those emails are some sick shit.
>>556374034*smooches*
>>556375534Why do you think so many people go missing and are never found? Even homeless people suddenly vanish
>>556373541I wonder how much the current situation of the world is driving up incest rates or at least making people have a more favourable opinion on incest. With more and more women down to fuck whatever and more and more men desperate to have any relationship at all, do they just gravitate towards the closest person available?
https://x.com/valI1en/status/2019105226444403116
>>556375534Read about the forced organ harvesting of Falun Gong practitioners.People mentioned in the Epstein emails openly admitted to killing children and engaging in other cult activities. This stuff is real.
>>556374034total moralfag death
>>556376752Hardcore!
>>556376304God damn, Andrew has HUGE hands
>>556376752Why do people cut themselves?
>>556378357They want attention
>>556378382Girls are entitled to attention
>>556366349>...Come on, we're not living past our 20s anyway.
>>556378382You can get attention without hurting yourself
>>556378521Yeah but the point is to get pity points
>>556378493>Shut up! We're growing old together!
>>556378591The shape of her top makes no sense
>>556378357It feels good. The brain releases dopamine and endorphins when you cut yourself.
>>556379143How does it work? Whenever I accidentally cut myself it doesn't feel good at all.
>>556379393It's cope
>>556380234Why is she so cute?
>>556379393When you accidentally cut yourself, your brain interprets it as unexpected damage and potential danger, so it just hurts.When someone cuts themselves, it means they are depressed and/or suicidal. Depression alters pain and reward systems, so injury triggers endorphins and stress responses that blunt both physical and emotional pain. It’s not that the pain feels good, it’s that the suffering briefly stops.
>>556380323Because she is a sister.
It occurred to me that the bunny plushies would have burned in the apartment fire, along with all their other belongings, and it made me sad.Why didn't they at least take a backpack with some stuff?
>>556381827They had to leave quickly before anyone found out they escaped
>>556381827Since we never see the bunnies in their apartment (other than them not being conceived of yet when the first episode was made), maybe she threw them out when they disengaged from each other's lives for a year? They could have been too painful to look at. It would be nice if Andrew bought her another pair in a happier ending.
>>556381370My sister is uncute
>>556385157That's just, like, your opinion, man.
>>556385157Sisters are intrinsically cute. Perhaps your perception of her is flawed (are you gay?), or you have failed to foster sisterful behavior in her, preventing her cuteness from coming through.
>>556384435If I had to suddenly leave quickly I would still take a minute to throw a bunch of spare clothes, my toothbrush and stuff like that into my backpack.>>556384678>maybe she threw them out when they disengaged from each other's lives for a year?You are probably right. Also thanks for reminding me that that happened and reigniting my desire to punch Andrew in the stomach and shove him into a school locker.
>>556385157Same, anon. 3D will always be a shit
>>556387010You forget they were running from the wardens
>>556386261It's always:>my sister is SOOOO not cute!>why anon?>she [did thing that is insanely cute]>anon, your sister sounds super cute and basically you're a fag
>>556385157What did she do?
>>556389379Become a Twitter artist
>>556389884See >>556389074
>>556389884What does she draw and does she take commissions for Coffin of Andy and Leyley?
I have no desire to meet other women beside my sister. Does anyone feel the same? It's not that I'm attracted to my sister, she has a partner, so that’s out of the question. I just find putting effort into dating strangers worthless and shallow; you can always be cheated on, betrayed, etc. But my sister will always be my sister, and I will always be her brother, even if we rarely see each other.
>>556390167I never asked and also I am not going to powerlevel here
>>556389074My sister associates with tar skins and never talks to us unless she needs money.
>>556390527Honorary tar skin and future single mother. Tell your parents you need a new sister.
>>556390527That... okay that is pretty uncute.
>>556390527Anons any strategies to fix anon's sister?
>>556391118I'd argue I'm one of the more prolific members of the sister helpline, and I'm gonna be real with you: outlook not so good.
>>556390527That's horrible. I'm sorry.
>>556390169Go to the psychiatrist
>>556391118No. It's over.
>>556390527Hot
>>556392231indian
>>556378493How would apple cinammon soda taste realistically?It sounds good but as a Soda its a weird flavor?
>>556390616>>556391118I wish our parents would stop sending her money. I don't know if our parents are in denial or somehow think it's the only thing keeping her from completely crashing out but all they're doing is protecting her from the consequences. Bad shit happening to her is the only way she'll learn.
>>556393695Talk to them, explain the consequences and how they'll lose their daughter if they don't because she's fallen in with a bad crowd
>>556367692Anybody got the Linux version?All the other games in the zip are multiplat, but Candy Scabs is only Windows
>>556391118Replace BBC with BBC
>>556393998Undoubtedly won't work if they're boomers.
>>556394060Jesus andrew lay off on the human for a bit
>>556394060Just copy the asset files from Candy Scabs into another game's folder lmao
>>556393695Did your sister ever have a job? Talk with your parents to make sure she can take care of herself and isn’t being a leech.
>>556394160He can't have boomer parents unless he's over 40 or somethinghe has a chance before it's too late, break her drag her back to reality, let her experience the actual disgust not the glitter ******s of hollywood
>>556389074>>she [did thing that is insanely cute]This is only ever the case because you all aren't in the moment and editorialize everything to make her seem cuter. Often, the post is something like "my sister did something aggravating" and the replies are "you shouldn't ever be mad at her and should always treat her like she's done nothing wrong"
>>556394289fatdrew is bestdrew no homo
>>556393386Cheap sour green lollipop flavor and okayish cinnamon. The whole thing would be a little sour.
>>556394060Nope, for some reason Candy Scabs is Windows-only. I have two copies of the game and they're identical. Slough famously uses Windows Vista and Internet Explorer to order teeth online.
>>556394640No, often it's something that is extremely minor that anon has blown up into a catastrophe bordering nuclear war, like not doing the dishes or her asking him to pick her up from shopping (VERY cute). The problem is that the "aggravating" things are almost ALWAYS the pettiest bullshit imaginable that at their most frustrating would cause a well-adjusted person to sigh and shrug it off.>>556394565I'm using boomer as a catch-all, not a literal generation in this case. Probably not the most correct, but I think most people can glean what I'm trying to say. The issue has a lot of angles that make it hard to attack. People are stubborn as a motherfuck by default, which means trying to convince someone the thing they believe is wrong is already an uphill battle. There's also the factor of external social pressure preventing people from being able to openly acknowledge certain realities regardless of how they feel on the inside, which only exacerbates the issue of "I know, you know, I know you know, but you can't admit it." Basically, he'd have to convince his sister what she's doing is bad for her health, but sisters are still women and therefore you can slam their faces in all of the stats and anecdotes you want, they'll still think they're the exception; he'd have to convince his parents to cut her off for her own good to potentially force her back home where she belongs, but then he'd have to convince his parents of the same, and they're probably older and heavily propagandized.Basically: it's pretty grim. Still worth a try.
>>556395372>like not doing the dishesAnnoying, never cute.
>>556395372>like not doing the dishesVery cute, needs anal correction.
>>556395501My sister is fairly lazy about the dishes but will (eventually) do them because she feels insanely guilty about ever inconveniencing me. Anon, if you cannot see how cute that is, I'm afraid you're beyond salvation.
>>556393998My dad got really pissed and told me to mind my own business, I don't know what she's going through, and all that shit the one time I tried to bring it up. >>556394503She worked a late shift at Walmart for a while but stopped at some point. I don't know what she does now.
>>556395372>like not doing the dishes or her asking him to pick her up from shopping (VERY cute)No it's fucking not, dude. When I drive her to a mall that's 45 minutes away, and as soon as I get home she asks me to pick her up, it's goddamn infuriating. I'm already pissed off because I know you're going to say something about how I should be glad to spend 3 fucking hours driving to and from the mall. >>556395698>because she feels insanely guilty about ever inconveniencing meThis is EXACTLY what I'm talking about. My sister does not do this. You're just adding in something that makes it cute. Her not doing the dishes isn't what's cute, your invented thoughts in her head are what's cute
>>556396221You could stay at the mall yourself. You don't even have to be there with her, just see a movie or get lunch or something.
>>556396221Honestly I don't know how your sister tolerates you. She must have the patience of a saint (which is extremely cute).
>>556396458You're trolling that anon, aren't you? His sister sounds like a huge pain in the ass.
>>556395372My uncle's like that, my mother too, dad is just clueless they're all fully indoctrinated but I still pity what happened to my cousin. I didn't realise it at the time even if I thought it felt wrong at some level. I guess his love of american "culture" is to blame, doubt he cares at least not publicly>>556395945>I don't know what she's going through,Ask him if he knows what she's going through and whether he wants a meth head single mother for a daughter with kids that look nothing like herr
>>556396441>You could stay at the mall yourselfI would've, had I known. I thought she was going to be at the mall for several hours
>>556355094Tcoaal establishes the soul colors as representing how people view themselves, rather than how objectively good or bad they are on a moral level. So the white parts of Þiu's soul, which happy Thiu is made from, are the parts of Thiu that Thiu himself considers best.
>>556391118I read all the replies to this, and to be completely desu, I don't think anon is being completely honest. All he's really said is that she hangs out with black guys and doesn't talk to the family unless it's to ask for money. Yet, the parents still seem to be making regular contact with her. Obviously anon's implication is that his sister is a druggie whore, but the fact that the parents aren't concerned makes me think anon is just wrong. I know it's very in vogue to get mad about niggers and boomers, but I think it's more likely his sister is actually just fine and anon is freaking out about it.
>>556396559>His sister sounds like a huge pain in the ass.So far the major issues I've seen him complain about are driving her to the mall and not doing the dishes. A 45-minute drive round-trip is certainly annoying given she spent basically no time at the mall, but it sounds to me like he doesn't have a lot better to do with his day in the first place. These things are really not a big deal in the grand scheme of things, and she wouldn't spend 1.5 hours on car rides with him if she didn't like him, even for the sake of convenience nor would he drive her to the mall and back if he didn't like being around her. The dishes thing by comparison is such a fucking petty non-issue that he made his problem when his parents actively told him it wasn't, and then he proceeded to go absolutely nuclear on his sister over it because he doesn't understand how humans, never mind women, work.
>>556397106Anon, his fear is completely rational and women of certain groups keeping the company of certain other groups is literally *always* a concern. It is never *not* a concern.
>>556397161>and she wouldn't spend 1.5 hours on car rides with him if she didn't like himShe would if she doesn't want to pay for uber.
>>556397106It's ALWAYS in vogue to get mad about a female family member hanging around with niggers. Even niggers are worried about this.
>>556397318>certain groups keeping the company of certain other groups >It is never *not* a concern.Come on, man. Even you have to see how broad of a sentiment this is. I'm not saying you're wrong, but if anon wants advice, we're going to need a bit more than generalizations covering the majority of the population
>>556397161>it sounds to me like he doesn't have a lot better to do with his day in the first place.Anon, if I wanted to spend that time pulling myself off, that'd be a better use of my time. It's MY time. She's not entitled to making me drive her around just because I'm not composing orchestras or writing great works of literature. >The dishes thing by comparison is such a fucking petty non-issue that he made his problem I FUCKING LIVE HERE! It's my fucking problem when the house is filthy, you cock.
>>556397629>Even you have to see how broad of a sentiment this isAnon, it's not a broad sentiment if you read between the lines. It's as very narrow and specific sentiment that proves itself right in 99% of cases.>>556397984>She's not entitled>I do it anyway>I just also complain about it endlessly because I'd rather goon myself into a coma>Also her not doing the dishes is literally a holocaust and I won't let my parents be parentsI'm not going to lie to you, you never come out of these looking like a reasonable person.
Never a dull moment on /calg/ - Sister Wrangling General.
>>556397106I guess I kind of buried the lede on that but yeah, when I said she "associates with tar skins" I meant she cycles through black "boyfriends." I don't know for sure she's an addict but the signs are there, like never having money, and almost exclusively hanging out with physical and spiritual joggers.
>>556397161It's 'she's fine' until it isn't, and she becomes a single mother with a little nig. Anon has 100% the right to be concerned about her.
Lazy bratty sisters deserve the cold indifference of a jaded brother who's dead inside.
>>556398421And the fact she's "going through" something our parents refuse to talk about.
>>556398162>Anon, it's not a broad sentiment if you read between the lines. It's as very narrow and specific sentiment that proves itself right in 99% of cases.There's no other way for me to say this, but I don't think you can expand on this without it sounding like a fetish thing. I'm hoping it's not, so please prove me wrong
>>556398603Do you mean that she's talking to your parents about it and they're refusing to tell you, or that your parents have suspicions that your sister is refusing to tell them?
>>556353231oh, yeahforgot about that...
>>556398162>>She's not entitled>>I do it anywayI fucking hate you, dude. It's called being helpful. If I had refused to take her, you'd get on my ass about that too. I suppose I should just happily be at her beck and call with a smile
>>556398646>but I don't think you can expand on this without it sounding like a fetish thingAnon, you are retarded to the point it's concerning. No, it's not a fucking fetish thing, women who associate with specific crowds end up beaten, dead, or their life irreparably ruined.
>>556399074>I suppose I should just happily be at her beck and call with a smileIt sounds like you already are, just minus the smile. If it's really that big of an inconvenience to you, stop taking her places, stop being helpful because clearly it's a massive burden and interruption to time better spent masturbating. You're clearly getting nothing out of it.
>>556398923The former. Like my sister's wellbeing is none of my concern. If they don't want me to care maybe I just fucking shouldn't.
>>556399585>If they don't want me to care maybe I just fucking shouldn't.There's going to be an inevitable point where her life falls apart, and it sounds to me like you're the only person who does care. You should continue caring because she's going to need help eventually.
Remind me anons, what are the disease figures like in the black community? I know hepatitis is high. If anon's sister has been run through by a few of them she must be pretty infected by now.Anon, I think despite your hopes pf a NEETlife and a sister to make you an uncle to cute nieces and nephews I think you are going to have to bite the bullet and find a real living and breathing woman to marry and just blot your sister out of your life for ever
>>556399074>I suppose I should just happily be at her beck and call with a smileNah, just become purposely unreliable you dork. I do this with my whole family. You brought her to the mall? Great! Now drink a cider or a beer or something and then when she texts you "Oops. I can't drive again today. Sorry."
>>556366595It's the first image tagged thiu on the green site
>>556399962I'm sure Tyrone and Co will fly in the offer her a ride anyways.
>>556399112Just because anon's sister has black friends doesn't mean they're going to get her addicted to drugs and fuck her you goddamn pervert. Maybe she just has some unruly friends and while anon is understandably concerned, his parents are right not to freak out on her. I am the ONLY person in this reply chain even entertaining the idea that his sister isn't fucking them. Two of you outright said she'd get pregnant (>>556390616 and >>556398459) while the rest of you advocate completely cutting her off.I KNOW this is 4chan, but you guys really need to get some perspective. >>556399585The fact that your parents speak more to her suggests to me that they know more about what's going on. Maybe they're right and you don't need to worry so much, anon
>>556398646Anon, THIS >>556400146 is a fetish post.>>556400210You're a fucking idiot.
>>556400146It is what it is, their family already failed if she has nons in her friend group.
>>556400297You're being intentionally dense. Go reread the reply chain, every post is either about her fucking them or about how the family needs to cut her off. Maybe, just maybe, his sister isn't a drug addled whore, and the parents who maintain regular contact with her are better equipped to help her than anon
>>556400756How about (you) re-read the reply chain and realize anon extrapolated. Your blindness to reality is not enough to change it.
>>556400864>realize anon extrapolatedExplain the extrapolation
>>556401345See: >>556398421 & >>556398603Even in this day and age I am forced to reconcile the fact that "people" like you actually exist.
>>556401558>she has boyfriends and is going through somethingWow, surely that MUST mean she's doing meth and fucking around. Freak
>>556401854>Can't hold down a walmart greeter job>Constantly begging for money>Her upstanding black gentleman caller(s) cannot or will not provide financial support>Tacit acknowledgement she's going through "something" at the very leastAt this point you're just baiting, and I'd beat myself up for falling for it in any other case but this one, because people like you really exist and they cannot legally be classified as sapient.
>>556385157>my sister is unc-AACCKK!!!
>>556402319Most deserved punch in the Nemleiverse.
>>556402143How fat is anon's sister?
>>556402143>>Can't hold down a walmart greeter jobHe said she worked a late shift at Walmart.>>Constantly begging for moneyHe started by saying she only ever contacted the family to ask for money, then admitted she's talking to and confiding in their parents at least somewhat regularly>>Tacit acknowledgement she's going through "something" at the very leastWho isn't?Sure, she could be a druggie whore for black guys. But you're absolutely determined to make that the conclusion instead of entertaining any other explanation. You've spent this whole reply chain with my refusing to admit that she could be anything other than that, and I don't get why. Yes, anon, she could be a pimps druggie whore. But you're stumbling over yourself to fight me for even suggesting that anything else could be the case. Just take it easy on the /pol/, dude. It's not healthy
>>556402486Statistically, the answer is either strung-out skeleton or tubba whale status.
>>556404331windowlickershley... very cute.
>>556402727>jabba the mudshark
>>556403776I want to do unspeakable things to Thiu no homo
>>556404554>anon insists he doesn't want to fuck his brother because he isn't gay>is actually gay
>>556404554Don't torture Þiu please...
>>556404554Accurate representation of being a Duffalo Dills fan
>>556404554>I'm not gay, but (something incredibly gay).
>>556404869I just want to shove his own dirty boxers in his bouth tape it shut tie his hands together lay him on his bed and overstim him until he cries no homo Is that really so evil?
>>556405758Thiu is effeminate enough to not count as gay. same as astolfo
Better Half nation runs this general
>>556407203Never forget that this general was built on the traditional lands stolen from the people of /bhg/ & /ngng/
>>556406097That's even gayer.
>>556400050That's it? That's the Thiu feet pic? That was just the feet overlay on an image of fem Thiu
>>556407856/JiaG/ are the original people of this thread. One day our King will return and it'll be ours again.
If my sister was in company of tar skins I would kill her, the tar skins and then myself
Despite this cruel worldAnd all my best effortsYou surprise me with just how perfect you areEven with all my flawsAnd my bad examplesYou surprise me withJust how perfect you areWhen I'm all in a spinFull of cynicismYou remind me of just how perfect you areWhen I'm at my wit’s endAnd I'm losing my headYou remind me of just how lucky I amhttps://youtu.be/yN9yN8-_fVU
>>556409389The King is dead, anon. We haven't heard from him in months, and his stupid jester just HAPPENS to make a power grab while he's MIA? We had a military coup and nobody noticed. Most toys are too busy in their little play jobs so they can bring home plastic food for their families to pay attention.
>>556399440>>556399962Sorry for the late reply, I've been thinking about how best to reply to these posts. I get that becoming unreliable would mean I don't have to take her places, but that feels like winning the battle yet losing the war.I don't hate my sister. In fact, I love her dearly. So I don't want to become unreliable because I want to be there for her when she needs it. I guess I just want her to have respect for my time. I'll always be there when she needs me, I'm her older brother. But when she has my patch up her haphazard plans and run around willy nilly, it feels like she's treating me as an afterthought. I'm just another douchebag with a set of wheels, except I don't charge her like Uber. Frankly, I just wish she was nicer to me. We don't have to get along like best mates or like Andrew and Ashley, but I just want to be treated as nicely as I treat her
>>556412789Same
>>556413527For a bit of perspective, I'm in my 30's, so when I say the driving thing and dishes thing are petty issues it's because ultimately you're still spending time with your sister and have a reasonably good relationship with room for improvement. Consider the other anon whose sister is destroying her life while he's completely powerless to stop it and I feel like that should put things in perspective a bit. No, I don't *actually* think her not doing the dishes is a good thing, but it's an issue that can be solved with time and, most importantly (I can't use an em dash or the schizos will come out), patience. They're dishes. It's annoying, it's frustrating, it demonstrates a lack of respect for your time, but it's an issue she'll grow out of and it's not worth calling a tactical Wigger-II missile strike on her room because something most guys will just eventually get over and forget is something women will often add to a statistical universe; and for nothing else but entirely selfish reasons, freaking out at her will literally achieve the opposite of what you want, because now she's not doing the dishes not just because she's lazy, but because "fuck you how dare you yell at me you prick who the hell do you think you are, my dad?"As far as the driving thing, yeah okay that's actually pretty frustrating because you literally would have been better off idling in the parking lot. The best I can suggest for that one is asking her plans prior to driving her and setting a somewhat firm pickup time (I'm not coming back until 3pm or so), all it takes is her having to waste a bunch of time sitting around because she changed her mind for her to get a sense of what it feels like for you.
Sticklegshley
>>556415642>(I can't use an em dash or the schizos will come out)Kek. I fucking hate that faggot who always tries to prove how white he is by being a pedant
>>556416340>It's white to be a pedant?
>>556416340Anon, that encompasses a fuckload of people here and on this site at large, it's not just one guy.
>>556416480Kill em allWorld is a fuck
>>556415642Yeah, I get that freaking out on her won't solve anything. And I really don't as much as I used to. But I guess I just get frustrated when I come here to vent (because I know /calg/ likes hearing sister stories) and all the replies I get are about how I'm an asshole and how she can do no wrong. I can admit to some emotional instability on my part. I dunno, it all just wears me out
>>556416701Also, 99% of internet arguments in general devolve into pedantry because eventually one side realizes they're way over their skis and are looking for an exit while still somehow trying to preserve what's left of their dignity, which usually means arguing the other person or people into a circle until you piss them off and they go off track with you. This is how an internet argument ends up three degrees separated from the subject matter and becomes an argument about definitions, semantics, and pretending like you don't understand exactly what the other people mean. If people knew how to argue on the internet, they would assert the point and if the other side can't or won't address it, laugh at them and drop the matter before they can drag you down into the mud with them.>>556417036>all the replies I get are about how I'm an asshole and how she can do no wrong.I don't know about the other people, but I kind of gave up trying to give you a nuanced take after repeatedly saying "your sister is wrong, but blowing up at her is an asshole move and you're wrong for doing it," which only causes you to freak out more because you can't (or couldn't) process the concept of a neutral third party and pulled a classic "if you don't agree with 100% of everything I do or say, you are my enemy in your entirety." I apologize for fucking with you, but if you're going to share a story then be prepared to get criticized for the things you do wrong and/or praised for the things you do right.
>>556417780>which only causes you to freak out more because you can't (or couldn't) process the concept of a neutral third party and pulled a classic "if you don't agree with 100% of everything I do or say, you are my enemy in your entirety." That... that's not how I remember it going. Did I really do that?>if you're going to share a story then be prepared to get criticized for the things you do wrong Oh yeah, that's fine. I don't expect universal praise, but I do feel compelled to reply. But I'm just rambling at this point, you get it
>>556415863It's like Andrew and Ashley already existed before the game, and they simply demanded that Nemlei bring them into this world. "Let us out of your head so we can cause chaos and mayhem!" And so she did, and so they did.
>>556416340I don't see how "prove how white he is" has anything to do with pointing out someone using an icon that was basically absent from the internet until AI started using it gratuitously.
>>556418763>using an icon Isn't it a symbol?>that was basically absent from the internet until AI started using it gratuitously.You could say the same about semicolons. Most people don't care about punctuation.
I want hard sex with Nina (aged up)
>>556418763I don't know either, but what I do know is that anyone who thinks a two-sentence post was AI generated on 4chan with clearly human syntax that demonstrates knowledge of the thread meta as well as 4chan culture at large is an irredeemable goy who needs to be subjugated for their own safety.>>556418509>That... that's not how I remember it going. Did I really do that?Effectively, yes. The common suggest was, "hey, your sister was wrong for not doing the dishes, but you need to apologize to her for dropping a tactical nuke on her over it." You must have interpreted that as "you need to apologize for being upset about this, and if you apologize for it that means your sister is right and can do what she wants."
I want gentle sex with Nina (same age as in the game)
>>556419120You aren't true Ninabro if you wouldn't do the little one
>>556419025I fucking love semicolons; I use them all the time.
>>556419025I used them all the time and nobody cares because it's something people recognize and know how it's used (and is placed on keyboards!).The key part is AI usage bringing up basically dead formatting that was for all intents and purposes replaced with just a dash, but then someone pulls up and uses this strange long-dash-thing that they've only seen from AI slop.
>>556419371>that they've only seen from AI slop.You people are obsessed. I have read several novels that utilize an em dash, I thought to myself "wow, that looks good and really helps a sentence pop," looked up how to do it, and now regularly use it—not because of chatGPT—but because I'm a renaissance man who wants to master my world. You need to be put in a cage.
>>556419603This nigga is such a pretentious fag he has the code memorized for his dead dash where a comma could, and is, used!
>>556419368Me too, but there are very few semicolon truthers left in this world.>>556419371I dunno what else to tell you, /calg/ has been em dashing since day 1. I know because ball knowers would correct my grammar for not having one. >>556419751Oh, I see, you're not a real grammarcel
>>556419603>randomly projecting his insecurity onto meYou just admitted you are only doing it to be different. You aren't even a master if your own mind.
>>556419751Oh so now it's pretentious and not AI. There's the problem, you're not mad about AI, you're a little piggy rooting around in his trough and need to invent an excuse to feel good about it. It all makes sense now.
>>556419969>a master if your own mind.
>>556420090These cats can't handle real grammarheads
>>556420337No you don't understand, learning new things and using them is pretentious. Exercising a lot to get in shape is being a gymcel. Mastering a particular subject at the expense of everything else isn't genius or passion, it's autism. Anyone who is above me is actually inferior if I change some words around. It all makes sense now.
>>556419751>has the code memorized for his dead dashReal ones use text expanders to type obscure symbols ⁕‽þ⹋⁂Ð…🙵⁝⸘Æ
I want to eat Nina (younger age than in the game)
>>556420828Epstein had aura, but I don't believe in the insane schizo shit surrounding him.
>>556420090what are you schizo rambling about?
>>556415863Its funny that nemlei jokes that theyre generic but the artstyle and colour scheme makes them unique.
>>556420118>minor spelling mistake (adjacent key)gonna call me brown?
>>556417780 (Me)>one side realizes they're way over their skis and are looking for an exit while still somehow trying to preserve what's left of their dignity, which usually means arguing the other person or people into a circle until you piss them off and they go off track with youSo anyway if you needed a demonstration in real time, here it is.
>>556419897>I dunno what else to tell you, /calg/ has been em dashing since day 1.
>>556419273I still would, any Nina is hot
>>556419273Can I give her an elixer of immortality or turn her into a vampire so she doesn't age? Asking for my friend Mr.Eckstine.
>>556421174No, I'm not gay
>>556421416https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/434514424/#434679686
>>556422401>not day 1>not even the actual em dash>not used before or after that>just some random anon bringing up the em dash randomly for improper usage when someone else points out the subject in question was potentially (and logically) a typo
>>556422673There's the pedantry. Thanks for playing.
Y'all got strong opinions on em dash, but what do you guys think about semisemicolon ,̓
>>556422763cursed
>>556422757You lied.
>>556422763That isn't okay, never do that again.
>>556419371>basically dead formatting that was for all intents and purposes replaced with just a dash>>556422673>ok /calg/ was using it 2.5 years ago but—Kek plonked
>>556423281Point's been made, time to drop it before he goes full retard and shits up the thread.
>556423281It wasn't using it, someone erroneously mentioned it. Please try again.
>>556419248Isn't she like 9 or something?
>>556394565>He can't have boomer parents unless he's over 40 or somethingI have boomer parents and I'm 25. By boomer I mean my dad is 70 lol
>>556423724out of 10!
>>556396221>and as soon as I get home she asks me to pick her upWhy did you drive away?
>>556423861based boomer or sterotypical boomer?
>>556402613>you're absolutely determined to make that the conclusionIt may as well be the conclusion of she hasn't put a complete embargo on tar skins
>>556423724Time to break out the ukelele
>>556418763>>556419025>basically absent from the internet until AI>You could say the same about semicolonsMaybe on Twitter you illiterate fucking retards. Go read the Anabasis (Dakyns translation).
>>556424975philistine
>>556419751>he has the code memorizedNo need if you enable the compose key
>>556423724>suddenly
Nina is the prettiest girl in the game and much better than either Julia or Ashley. Would.
>>556424098>I thought she was going to be at the mall for several hoursRead, nigga, read!
>>556425495Here I'll bite since you probably won't stop until someone does: NOOOO anon she's literally a child that's bad and wrong and I am EXTREMELY outraged!
>>556425548Why didn't you hang out with her at the mall for several hours?
>>556426034She was hanging out with her friends
>>556426240>hanging out with her friends at the mallAnon, you know how cute this is, right?
>>556425495NOOOO anon she's literally a child that's bad and wrong and I am outraged!
>>556425495Þedophile
Jeffrey Surgeonstien was probably the coolest guy. He was the somebody that knew everybody. You're telling me that if the coolest guy you knew invited you to fly his private plane to his private island, you'd say no? Surgeonstien was probably the coldest motherfucker ever, and you're telling me that if you got an invite to his private island full of hotties, you'd be like "erm, Surgeonstien, how old are they? Surgeonsties, can I see their IDs?" No way. You're getting on that plane just like everyone else
>>556426837Wild that "people" actually try this line now.
>>556426837Everyone keeps inventing reasons to say Surgonstein was a cultist and creates schizophrenic theories and outright fabrications as proof, but they conspicuously dodge the fact that he was a snow sprite, talked about how the snow sprites made their fortunes, and laughed with other snow sprites about the gullible humans.
>>556427238Snow Sprites are not a cipher for the Jews! Imps are, and if you say otherwise you're probably an imp yourself.
>>556427394The imps call Snow Sprites "snowim"
>>556427394Whoah, whoah buddy, the jews have nothing to do with this. Also, classic sprite deflection.>No it's not the hussies>No it's not the snow sprites>It's actually REALLY complicatedNo it fucking isn't. Snow sprites are running society, hussies need to shut the fuck up, imps need to be in prison (fort he most part), and we would live in paradise! It's that simple.
>>556427581Snow Sprites control when it snows at worst, otherwise they just want to fill their role and live their lives in seclusion. Humans used to make them little offerings like all the other minor spirits, but then they stopped and nobody cared.
>>556426460I don't care. Nina is beautiful and hot.
>>556428089Snow sprites use their immense influence at all echelons of society to push pro-sprite interests at the expense of humans, who they see as no better than animals despite sharing many of the same features as sprites. Sprites should be treated humanely, but they cannot be allowed to operate the levers of power in human society and would be happier in their villages instead of human cities and towns.
>>556428294Imp propaganda.
I realized I still have the PSD for Pedantdrew, so now you can be Quibbleshley too!
>>556428428Sisters with glasses need cock
>>556428516The need facials (the glasses stay on)
>>556428428Imagine having your frenulum caught in that tooth gap
>>556428384Imps lack any real agency, and anyone who considers them a greater threat over the sprites who displace them from their native lands only to throw open the gates to human society for them is a snow sprite or one of their pets.>>556428516sisters in general need cock
>>556428516What about sisters with glasses AND freckles?
>>556428695Buddy you can't be doing shit like this our resident chronic masturbator will literally die and it will be your fault.
>>556428695>masonic freckles
>>556428695This sister is broken and needs to be replaced.
>>556428760I draw power to make more edits from his spilt seed.
>>556428695>No freckles on the boobs
>>556428838>talking shit about frecklesNot liking redheads and/or freckles is extremely low test, borderline castrated behavior.
>>556428938odd and factually strange projection
hfnfgngfhfhgh no homo
>>556298795I feel like it's in character but Nemlei didn't want to put it in the game
>>556428585>>556428695Sisters need facials while wearing glasses
>>556429328Thiu aswell
>>556428695Hyperrealeyley
>>556428925I tried, but it looks a bit awkward.
>>556429554wrong pic damn it
>>556429214looks like a lesbian
>>556429758Good fucking LORD!
>>556429758I want her to breastfeed me
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill myself.
>>556429758unfley
>>556429758This is what Ashley should've learnt from Julia
>>556429807Then we're all in agreement that a man liking glassesdrew is in no way gay
>>556429758Now this, this is a force that could crack the most stalwart brother.
>>556430001Bayonetta ahh image
>>556430001Not in a good way anon. A masculine lesbian. You are basically gay.
>>556429895The people who say it's over are lying to you. You don't have to be perfect for other people to enjoy having you around.
>>556429895You'll make me sad
>>556429758>Yeah mom can I get a new sister? Ashley has these skin defects that aren't from our bloodline.>What? Why shouldn't I say that in front of dad?
>>556429895Because /calg/ #600 is on the way!
>>556428428>>556428695The tooth gap has been noticed
>>556429895https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHwVBirqD2sYou can't listen to great music if you're dead
>>556430545>>556429758Can you make an s_excited version of freckled + boobfreckled bespectacley
>>556430158Bayonetta is a woman, therefore: not gay>>556430302A masculine lesbian is still a woman⸻ which means not gay⸻ so i'm not gay for liking glassesdrew
>>556429758You're just reverse engineering Julia
Someone post cuntdrew with glasses.
>>556430957convergent waifu evolution
>>556430981All Andrews are cunts beforithoughever
>>556430957Andrew used Julia to reverse-engineer his sister
>>556431119Over an infinite period of time, anons eventually realize that Julia is best girl
>>556431263incorrect
>>556430839She's excited to share her latest research paper on sibling dynamics.
>>556431893Why are her glasses taped up?
>>556424740
>>556431893
>>556430517Whatever do you mean? They look so similar they could be twins.>>556431991She tripped on the steps of Coffin University while on her way to defend her thesis, and this pair was a gift from Andrew, so she wanted to keep them.
>>556430935
>>556431991Because he's trying too hard with the tape and the broken glasses thing
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