StupidCupid Edition>Released ServersCrusader-Storm - https://crusader-storm.com/ (TBC)Season of the Crusade - https://seasonofthecrusade.com/ (Vanilla+ / TBC)Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (BBC+, Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (WoD on Legion client, Legion content coming soon)Turtle WoW - https://turtlecraft.gg (Vanilla+)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)>GuildsTo join a guild, type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, and whisper anyone for an invite.<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon, Alliance<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction<Evil> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction<Chuckers of Sneed> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire, crossfaction>BBC+https://github.com/ascensionhandynotespoi/HandyNotes_Ascension_POIhttps://bronzebeardmaps.pages.dev/>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX>Previous Thread>>556027231
I love my E-wife but why is she telling me I have to wear a collar and a leash, and ask to go out with her to pee?
>>556206794i need someone like that...
Are you all alone on Valentine's Day? Instead of doing a backflip and becoming an hero, try StupidCupid!Simply send an in-game letter to Stupidcupid listing what you are and what you're looking for. Whether you're a big Tauren BVLL or a little elven sissy, whether you're looking for a quick shag or someone to hold paws with, StupidCupid will find them for you.Monetary donations welcome but not required. Services available on Turtle Wow (Ambershire and Nordanaar). Please send letters before February 13th.True love awaits!**True love not guaranteed.
>>556207934What guarantee do I have that this a not a scam and that you are no going to post my letter here?
>>556207934What's stopping some 1 from just trolling.
I found my mini me
>>556207934
What server other than twow is worth a try right now?
>>556209958Not bad actually. Now do night elf.
>>556209958why does her hands green?
>>556209958Bridge Cum Slut.Gnoll Pack Bitch.Goldshire Gang Relief.
What’s the best class for an 81 year old great grandmother? I’m looking to get my great granny into WoW. She isn’t much of a gamer outside of Rummikub and Sudoku. What class would you recommend for her as a brand new player?
>>556210092I ran out of credits so all I got besides is this sillier looking one >>556210623Dragonmaw gloves >>556210795She is gnomes only
>>556209958Now do Istarelle
>>556212664What site do you use.
>>556212661Boomkin
>>556212664do sylma
>>556212661Balance Druid
https://twitch.tv/frznspirit/clip/StylishSaltyCockroachSpicyBoy-NS6-brplWkVX23D7?desktop-redirect=true&filter=clips&range=all&sort=timemfw people say turtle is bad
>>556214645What happened there
>>556218285Blizzard implemented antiboosting/farm mechanics to dungeons. In their infinite brilliance they made mobs become immune to slows after 15s of them being alive and begin teleporting behind you under certain conditions, I guess if you're categorized as being non-reachable.This is totally fine if your party is full with gamers but the average classic boomer is bad bad
Also people meme Turtle/Vmangos pathing but Blizzard mob pathing is straight up ass, even positioning mobs is hellish because of how they turn to face you kn ways that make no sense, it's honestly so terrible
So what happened to epoch? the fags were really cocky about it but no one is playing it or talking about it anymore
I've been playing a lot of world of warcraft recently and a few weeks ago I met this cool night elf druid while I was questing. We hit it off right away and started leveling together every day. Recently though I've been getting this feeling that the player behind this druid character in world of warcraft might be trans. What would be the best way for me to hint that I know and is supportive of her so she can be open with me and we can keep having fun together? Specifically while playing and leveling on world of warcraft private servers.
>>556228772Server was a scam ran by ascension to get developers to join it as a pity project and then shovel them onto working on ascension, owner was outed as being the same person running both and he ragequit epoch, shoveled it onto ascension's launcher and left it without updates since launch; then opened a direct replacement under ascension's name "bbc+" which is the biggest heap of slop to ever hit private servers, worse than any repack ever released on ac-webThousands. Thousands of AI generated quests, hundreds of AI generated NPCs, and terrible balancing favoring shaman, pally, and nothing else.
>>556229185>Thousands of AI generated quests, hundreds of AI generated NPCs, and terrible balancing favoring shaman, pally, and nothing else.He asked about Epoch not Turtlewow
shit was made on ac-web, at least the ai stuff has some on-warcraft themes instead of edgy early 2000s russian pserver vibes outside of their custom dungeons anyway, I swear the same person made both stormwind stockades 2 and goldshire crypts
>>556219581blizzard classic has brand new pathfinding that's even worse AND mobs can't be slowed or stunned AND they literally tp on top of you to prevent boosters
> Court ORDERS the following: The Defendant's Motion to Dismiss Defendant Josiah Zimmer is DENIED.
>>556219332>>556219581>>556230225should of had boughted character's instead of gold and gotted boosties nonny$500 is nothing
>blocks your path
>>556233013If you were blocking it you would be in front of the portal. Dumb bimbo helf.
>>556233120Good luck opening the door, nonny~
>>556233379>implying I don't have a key
>>556233379It costs like five to ten gold to get someone to open the door if you don’t have the key.
>log in epoch>/who>39 online>recognize 0 namesI-it's over, isn't it?
>>556235519How come epoch is dead if it's the definitive and best classic+ server?
>>556235642No content. One gay world boss in 6 months. The most wasted 200 hours I've ever invested in anything.
>keyholderSo he’s a janitor
>>556235519>>556235775i'm glad retards like you sufferit makes me happynot because there aren't other things that make me happy, which are plentybut because it restores my belief that there is some "greater power" or "karma" or whatever the fuck you want to call it out there making sure to give retards like you what they deserve
>>556236131ywnbaw, faggot
>>556233379evil has several keyholders already thoughbeit
>>556237426Just the one, actually.
>>556237061>ywnbawi am a man with a healthy dick and balls, what about it?
but I thought Akalix was going to get this dismissed.
>>556238221Blizzard cheated by screenshotting Akalix's linked in where it says he is head of marketing for Turtle WoW.They won't get this lucky for the other people.
>>556237481>elekkownot in evil
>>556238980Im usually against blizzard by default, but getting fucked for using pajeetin is poetic justice.
>>556219332>blizzard removing mechanics for paying customers because there are so many bots/boosties in their serverSo glad I haven't given them money in over a decade.
>>556239902>nothing ever happens so I'll dox myself>help me I'm being waterboardedServes him well.
>>556229416there's too many spelling mistakes in the twow content for it to be AI generated IMO
>>556237481>>556239849Elekkow was gkicked over this screenshot<Evil> members are not allowed to consort with <Branded> scum
>trading with alicel for conjured water
>>556241073I've ERP'd with several people from <Evil> so that's not true.
>>556241479Tell me who they are so I can gkick them
>>556241073elekkow couldnt perform. he was kicked because he never got it up. he blamed anxiety and performance issues.
>>556241236...and hamon!
>>556241236I would make alcohol illegal if I could and cucks will say "um prohibition hecking didn't work" but I would do it right by making the punishment the death penalty
ready for raid.
>>556237481Is she holding his...Y'know...
>>556241842i love the idea of singapore's public canings. imagine being hit by a wooden stick so hard that it makes grown men cry and women faint. the bruises and blisters are so bad that you cant even walk properly for months after. drug users are caned. drug dealers are hanged.
>>556237481>paying the enemy 10g instead of pinging one of several evil ubrs key ownersPathetic.
I just wanted to do UBRS and I was gkicked for itNow I have to join pugs and can't find a guild because no one wants a fucking shaman tank.What did I do to deserve this?
>>556242345It's free for <Evil> and <Branded>
>>556241842Nobody cares Muhammad you revolting brownoid
>>556243156Yeah bro I'm some sandnigger religious zealotThat is the ONLY possible explanation for why I could be filled with disgust at seeing a woman poison her own child in the pursuit of hedonismYou are so intelligent and a true champion of the white race for getting drunk then ERPing with trannies on wow
>>556243156Gutulikafish...
when i have no friends to drink alcohol with so i adopt extremist politics regarding what people can do to their bodies
when i move the goalpost because i got btfo
>>556243274>I want to make alcohol illegal because this woman is stupidNot only are you brown your also retard- nvm it's the same thing KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK KILL YOURSELF YOU UGLY MUZZIE SUBHUMAN
>>556243930>caps spamholy junkie seethe lmao
>>556241842Burgorhammed...
You only got cheated on because of your alcohol problem, Gutu.
it's not cheating if you're fully aware and allow it to happen and pretend its not happening
I want to make alcohol illegal so the spiders stop making me fall down and drop my weapon.
>>556209859Crusader Storm is shit, they have LoS bugs and the entire server crashes when you use a practice dummy
I'm surprised Legion mages weren't considered as one of the most boring classes>watch (the grass grow) cast bar go full>occasionally press a 2nd or 3rd buttonHow can anyone stand this? I found MM hunter to be more engaging than this shit and ironically it gets more flak for being boring than mages ever did in 7.3.5
>>556245353Fire mage >have to prepare little gay circle before fight, cast metoo# on every mob every 10 seconds>boss has diarrhea, shits itself all over the floor>how to interrupt my own spell and recast gay circle again, metoo allegations fell off have to recast them again>decide to drop metoo, circle of LGBTQ+ and pick something fun like meteor>20 people in my vicinity ask if everything is okay, who hurt me and why is my dps lower?
>>556245353>I'm surprised Legion mages weren't considered as one of the most boring classesthey were though, mages weren't happy to not have a single top dps spec
why is ellekow like this?
>556249849>different filename than the post last threadYou are jealous that guy got six (You)s and trying to copy him because you can't find anything interesting on your own. You are PATHETIC.
>>556250108i posted it last thread
>xhe thinks anyone's going to read through xir discord dramahttps://duckduckgo.com/?q=ropemaxxing&ia=web
>>556250108meant for >>556249849
>>556249849This is why I don't invite people from /wpsg/ guilds to my groups, they are prone to meltdowns and are bad at the game
>>556250245No, you didn't. I did. Stop copying me, faggot.
>>556250739How is that a meltdown?
>>556250454meant for >>556250245
>>556251174
I'm bored.Elekkow is Alynastrasza.Both use the same file naming system for webms they post and are posting from the exact same time zone.But more importantly, both are also massive twats.What's even sadder is that Elekkow/Alynastrasza was playing Alterac Valley from at least 7 PM to 2 AM yesterday nonstop. A loved one in his real life needs to intervene and let him know it's not healthy to play WoW private servers for long stretches like that.
>stino nearing 60How are branded and evil trannies gonna cope?
I wanna go home and ERP with my lovelies ASAP
>>556251358It's uncanny
>>556251358>levelling in fucking tel abim instead of just doing AV>on AV daythis guy's a retard
>Played Vanilla as a teenagerI haven't been this comfy in 22 years.
>dragonscale LW>literally skinning dragons and channeling their innate powers to boost your magical abilities>tribal LW>forming hunting parties to take down big game and wearing them as trophy pelts>elemental LW>uhh... regular animal skins but you rubbed water and dirt on themWhat gives?
>>556251358>How are branded and evil trannies gonna cope?The only ones who will cope are all the chuckers chuds when poongoon bails the server after 2 raids
>https://files.catbox.moe/p0w3k7.mp4 >https://files.catbox.moe/jbukfy.mp4 based or cringe?
>>556252080why was he flagged though
>>556252080binge
>>556252080He chugs water at the end of both of these, what does it mean?
>>556252680The flames of his passion for WoW and Jesus Christ burn him up and make him thirsty in a way a soulless husk like you would never understand.
>>556252680It's bottled cum actually.
how's the pop split on twow, balanced or skewed to one faction?
>>556251685I like elemental but I feel like it's never a good pick. If you're a rogue or druid you want tribal (devilsaur for rogue, the helmet for druid) and hunters/shams that don't want gimped armor values take dragonscale.
>>556252905It makes sense, I heard apparently he had a boyfriend on wow called Michu. He talks about his "peach" often whatever that means.
>>556253167Somewhat skewed towards Alliance thanks to High Elves and Paladins being good
YOOO where that TALL NELF MAGE AT DOH??
Nelves can't be mages
>>556253167everyone picks troll priest, you need to be the contrarian and go high elf paladin
>>556253167doesn't matter it's pve and you can group with anyone
>>556251358Can <Evil> form a raid and corpse camp him until he ragequits and goes back to ARC Raiders?
>>556255543Fuck off, Aj.
best class to play on a recently launched wotlk but lvl 60 server? its below 50 pop atm.
>>556256649human male paladin name Turalyonn
Sylma the ugly whore snake killed FmC out of jealousy.
>>556262831Sylma was the beating heart of FMC. One she was gone, it was over.
If any single person has the ability to kill a guild just by leaving because everyone is only there for them then you should do whatever it takes to keep them happy and if you don't you are the one who killed it.
>>556263143You cannot please a mentally ill person forever.
>>556263604If someone was mentally ill they would not be so integral to the guild that it falls apart without them.
Everything went wrong when Elaynna was kicked out of the guild.
Everyone who left <Evil> is a mentally ill faggot and the guild is going just fine without them.
Onyxia might be one of the worst servers I have played on.Really regret wasting my time to level a character there.
>>556264072TRVKE
>>556264619why are you replying to yourself
Why are they giving Elafi almost every piece of gear, even stuff he can't use..?He's LW/Engineering so it's not like they're just having him DE. Are they giving him all this stuff to vendor as payment for joining them?
Imagine if you knew what disenchanting was
>>556265356The ERP shadow council strikes again
>>556265480Imagine if your mother didn't drink while pregnant so you didn't have ADHD and could read more than 1 sentence at a time.
>>556264813I'm sowwy >W<
>>556265356Now I ain’t saying she a loot goblinBut she ain’t raiding with no broke niggas
>>556266002*plap plap plap*
Chuckers of sneed is now recruiting. Hop into the Stino stream now and ask for an interview!
turtle wow has made my agp so much worse, i want to kill myself knowing i cant be one
>>556267785Same...
>>556267516im too shy...
>>556269250you already failed the interview.
>>556267516The day I have to do an application and interview to get into a guild instead of just saying "hey do you guys need (my spec)" is the day I stop playing wow
>>556269432You obviously don't play wow then since any serious guild does stuff like that in order to better vet its recruits
>>556241842Retard. Theft was punished by death in Victorian England and people were robbed of their valuables during public hangings.
>>556269780When the "serious" guilds and the guilds that don't make you go through an HR humiliation ritual are both completing the same raids effortlessly because it's an easy ass game I feel no need to join the former.
>serious>online video game guildYou should kill yourself
Imagine being kicked from <Evil>, you have to be a completely autist. This guild forgives people who rob them of 1000g or who spam guild chat and whispers with autistic nonsense.
The GM of Evil is selling guild funds to gold seller sites.
>>556267785You want to be a turtle?
I was kicked from <Evil> for the crime of being straight and white.
I was kicked from <Evil> for doing more than 500 DPS.
I was kicked from <Evil> for consuming.
I have a gold farm idea:>join <Evil> as fresh character>ask for bags>sell bags on AH
>>556265356If you ask nicely people give you the items guys, it's that simple! I'm really nice to everyone and now that I'm finally in a guild that actually appreciates me all the gear that isn't SR'd goes to me so I can make use of the gold the most, since I play the most!
>>556270697Elekkow...>>556270828Elafi...>>556271340Silkfang...
english -yaoi -"rough translation" oyakodon bisexual
erping for items isn't the same as asking nicely
i think of erpers and the people that tolerate them as less than humans, even if you do it with a confirmed biofem and she's on camera with mic on i'll see you as less than human. if you keep playing in a guild when your gm does it i won't consider you a human too.
>>556272970dude who gives a shit
>>556273245i do, and that's enough for me.
>>556273245when people actually don't care about a comment they typically just ignore it, you know.
uhmmm <Evil>bros?
>>556272970Factually correct
>>556275589>Lion of the Saarwind is a jeetpottery
FIFTY! YEP!
>>556265356lmao faildom cucks let Evil's weakest sub become their findom queenfucking embarrassingrackbride never would've let this happen
who gives a fuck nigga tbc launch tmrw
>>556271927Burgor...
Should I make character on ambershire? How is it?
>>556282874no
>>556282874Its good, theres a decent amount of people playing in each zone, even if you still have to death with the hardcore bots
>>556282874YesIt's fun
>>556271927You get your first 16 slot bag from the guild at level 30.
>>556275589peak of /wpsg/ humor unironically
>>556283861where's the joke
>>556282874come on in, the water's fine
>>556267516They let me in randomly off of world chat
>>556285825absolutely repulsivekys
>>556285825kill yourself
>>556285825okay, im hard. fuuuuck im trying not to masturbate today i have a little scar on my pp because i shaved then went crazy fapping like 5x yesterday. driving me nuts, you are!
>>556288295post pic
I'm ready for my hit of FRESH
I could not imagine every paying a monthly sub for an mmo ever again. WoW's shop is so fucking horrible already, it's pay to win as fuck. Why woulid they need 15$ a month?
Yo guys uhhh I haven't played wowie since the project epoop drama. That shit was hilarious. What's new though? No more FMC? Did Squirtle get the UE update?
>>556291101the ue5 update is cancelled and so are most turtle devs
>>556285825>elafie.png
>>556292042For real or trolling? I really have not been paying attention. What happen?
i'm not asking for muchi literally just want turtle WoW + TBC
i'm not asking for muchi literally just want Tauri WoW + Legion
TBC = tiny bitch cock
I just want DK
>>556293483because blizzard is suing them
>>556292042And yet they are releasing a 13-16 dungeon, about to release a new zone, and two new dungeons. Weird. Weird.
>>556293815same :3
>>556293865Damn aren't they Russian or some shit though?
>>556294436shenna is, everyone else is in europeready to be raped
>>556293815turtle WoW + WotLK would be awesome too
>>556294436Blizzard's private assassins can get on a jet and rape your ass no matter where you are once the judge gives them the okay
>>556293815me too
>>556293815do you know what DK stands for?
>>556298626Donkey Kong?
>>556298626Donkey Kong
>>556298626https://youtu.be/RcP91tQ4ZSM?si=rHu8nrkDORZWcgF0
Turtle should add gorillas as a playable race
uhhh is it Gorilla WoW or Turdle WoWyeah i didn't think so LMAO
>>556301268
>>556301431Seralys...
>>556301431don't do this
JIBBED
>>556301431which wow raid is this
>>556301431orchies are awesome, but this is insanity. the dick is like, the best part!!! vaginas alone are nasty cant imagine what one of those is like...put a nuclear warning sign on that shit
>>556301991Dragon Soul
>>556301989Whenever I see that elfplayer in Stormwind I fucking lolImagine being such a whore that you change Jib’s diaper lmao
>>556302073I would kill you irl if the option was available to me.
>>556302845haha why do you say that?
