>>556214151>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year T.M. Opera O (3*), New Year Haru Urara (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Admire Vega (Power), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSR02/05 - 02/12 Racing CarnivalMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
im at 80m oguri fans and then I will probably try for agnes tachyon (using her for fan runs) and do a little vodka each day to get those to 100m too
>>556232052i run like this
Germans more like shermansItalians more like shitaliansFrench people more like stech spanish more like mexican people norweigians more like bjorgeekens
>>556232323epic digits btw every1
>>556232443#cute
what does wei even mean?
>I see ooma >BOIOIBOIBOINGGGG! AWOOGA! AWOOGA! >I see uma
I like this artist
https://x.com/i/status/2018489725145797109
STOP!You have been visited by Officer JordanNo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about her on her birthday
>>556232496Just a variation of yay! from 2010s.
>>556232613i’ll take her out to a nice burger joint if she can recite the alphabet
gn
My lucky pace Bakushin just lost to this mutated Tama
>>556232613She is extremely cute and good
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>556232537
Sprint Kiseki!Not great in tests, straight into team trials you go.
>>556232721>863 pwr>no turf SPowerkeks? Your 1200 pwr or bust???????????
this pic goes hard
7 and this thread will be pure and SFW
>>556232737
Brian should eat her veggies and play more with Maya
>>556232204>>556232250>>556232396W-what? Its a sprint, just need raw speed and power.
>>556232613She's retarded (in a good way)
>>556232613I think her dream of opening her own nail salon is pretty cute
>>556232613I like her unique title
>>556232721if all the accels hit, almost anyone can win. My 11111 taiki almost beat 14k cap-made umasMy own mutated tama has won in my practice room too, both versions (pace/end)
>>556232587that hishiama one is disgustingly cute
>>556233023post all your cards
post all your credit card
>>556233154Just like the uma herself!
>>556232950
>>556232496
>>556233023I'm intrigued by what made you throw in a guts cardI'll assume you're a newcutie without Kitasan but you should know a SR speed card would've been better for what you were trying to achieveIf you wanted the gold skills you're better off with Curvature than Plan XBut you're also trying the wrong thing, you unironically want to witmax this CM
>>556233256But what is under her nose strap
>>556233373Her nose
Next time please start the thread with the same twelve images so this guy feels like he belongs>>556231627
I'm tired of grinding parents, auto campaign fucking when
>>556233185>>556233336I threw in the guts card because Seeking the Pearl is cute! and it has Grass and Pasa in the art too. It also has Straight descent and I read somewhere the CM is all downhill.
>>556233409UhhhTeio!
>>556233409i could go back to ritualposting
Actually trying to upgrade Urara's unique is hell>Have to run as Late or End>A single loss bricks your run >No G2 dirt races
>>556233591I need art of this
>>556233409sorry I grow up
>>556233480this is your mvp. Bikos usable considering what else
>>556233158But you need veggies to win the Spring Tenno Sho and Takarazuka Kinen. Perhaps the whole Spring Triple Crown.
>>556233683To be honest, without the accessories I wouldn’t know which seiyuu it is
>>556232052>runs like this>still mogs any human runner
>>556232613
ace on my face
>>556233480Run wit Bourbon, Fukukitaru, Daiwa, Fuji along with Speed windyYour borrow slot is free so a speed card if you struggle to hit 1200/x/x/x/1000
ace at my place
>>556233798Remember that Hayahide didn't have white hair when she was a kid
ace not like this
What's the best way to cheese these titles?
>>556233939Try playing the game before talking about my waifu
>>556233660What makes her so good? Decent speed card with 10RB?
>>556231680>>556232396
>>556234056I'm talking about the horse retard
>>556234128>when she was a kidThe horse was male, DOUBLE RETARD
Ever see a woman and just instantly think about trans people
>>556234165okay retard
>>556232052>
>>556234204me when i see vivlos
>>556234068For an SR windy has a large friendship bonus and the flat speed bonus is goodn as well.not going to outperform any meta ssrs, but great budget card that has 10% rb for mant, like you said
>>556234204people more like subhumans
>>556234289I kneel...Share deck and skills, I'm also in the Sprint Nature mines.
>>556232052Why do Falcon and her run like that? Is that part of their mating ritual with their trainers?I'm so glad the retarded Naruto run style didn't make it past the first trailer.
Holy jumping tits
>>556234025Senior 3G with a roided out Uma
>>556234204fortunately, I’m still sane enough not to think that way
>>556232052>curren whore thread
Handsome girls with deep voices are my weakness
>>556234356>Why do Falcon and her run like that?Aren't you forgetting someone?I don't blame you.Mayano Top Gun is the worst character ever created.
It's going to feel so good to blow this all in one go
>>556234529kissless virgin post
>>556234529i would do this
>>556234317I have her Nishi at LB3, hope I'll get one each later
>>556234529why I can't blush over other umas? what's Scarlet's problem?
>>556234608your event point increase bwo?
>>556234691She marked you
>>556234691She is Number One and most importantly (You)r Number One.
Dacchis has one free slot open for any ojisans looking for a club.A+ club, quota is at 25 mil more or less. Clubchat full of sluts(they are switching to tickezo profile pics please join before they kill me).Just drop your id here for an invite or apply ingame. Have /uma/ in your profile.The one with that whore Curren is the correct one.
i HATE curren
>>556234349I might have to borrow mlb bakushin instead and use sunday for thh
>>556234691it's kinda fucked up that even if you succeed in the event it still implied you voted for curren hoe anyway
>>556234289Pace nature is a genius idea
>>556232613she gave me a hotspring ticket on the first runSince then, I made a vow to fuck the insecurities out of her five times over each time she gets sad about her retardness
Why are we so dead
>>556235097>Why are we so deadthis is a good thing
>>556235097did the manga that this image is based on, actually end up with the fmc cucking the mc?
Teio cute
>>556234943They do pair well together, best of luck getting a good stat roll on your Neicha again.
>>556235097Sprint CM is so easy to train everyone's playing Arknight Endfield instead
>>556234691Scarlet is an insecure loser
>>556235097Out of borrows, got a dirt spark on my Pasa to get closer to booting Urara out of my legacy, danchou got his fan count while I did farmed for it, so I'm just chilling.
>>556235381is bobo waterproof
>>556235508Maybe
>>556235491French torenas are so lucky...
>godlike inspos>...>speed training completely dried out after 2nd summer camp>Finemo and Kita for some reason decided to not finish their event chains>instead got bunch of bullshit with -energy from cards outside of my deckIs it usable anyway?
>>556235508Cute
Goddamn parent running with NY Opera is pretty comfy
>>556233480>It also has Straight descent and I read somewhere the CM is all downhilThat actually makes Straight Descent kind of bad for this CM, since it is more likely to trigger somewhere where it won't really have any effect. As unintuitive as that is.It mostly being downhill is also one of the reasons why witmaxxing is so strong
>>556235713Usable in group B, but even then 1131 speed is really pushing it.
Do I really submit myself to this cock and ball torture for the next 3 weeks
>>556235851Yea her career is cozyFound out you can get her secret event in classic and senior too, which is nice
AAAAIIIEEEE I WASTED MY GACHA LUCK ON THIS
>>556235924Does her ult even work there
>sprint S>cap speed>sprint straight/corner, left handed, savvy, mummy hintsThis is going suspiciously smooth...>raped by RikoThere it is
>>556235987you know.... I didn't check. I just read somewhere that Ryan's does so I just assumed Dober's does as well (despite them being different, I know)Maybe I AM retarded
>>556235097it's 6AM nigga
Suzuka's VA is quite the cutie just like Suzuka.
>>556236063>>556235987um.... nomaybe I shelve this idea
I want to make Mejiro with Mejiro Ryan.
Make a new Mejiro
I like Mejiro
>>556235491My pov
Start of the Mejiro Climax
>>556236231You wanna be the Mejiro maker with Ryan?
>>556236158She's a hag.
>>556236512out of ten!
sexo suzuka
>Fine Motion spooks me as a trainee on the Tama banner>doesn't spook me on cards for the Fuku one
>>556235097NA is a sleep, EU is at work.
oguri sloppa (slop as in chicken breast and eggfried rice and oguri sloppy top)
When will I ever get 9* on her Im just tired of doing her career...
>>556237221Pantsu Flame is such a good racist
>>556236182It works if you overtake from 6th to 7th late enough.Which is feasible considering the lobbies will be full of paces/fronts.Not reliable but in the end if you want to win as a late you need to gamblemaxx.
I want to rape my trainee so badly, but I'm scared. What if she says yes...
Revue Musume: Starlight Derby
>>556237314How about lovely-dovely sex?
>>556237328Curren is gay?
>>556237382with paamaa
I wont fall for Curren propagandaI kinda will she spooked me recently and I can't help myself and end up liking the cute girls
>>556237469>I can't help myself and end up liking the cute girlsEven confirmed sluts who sell their body for fame?
>>556237314sexo whoever this horse is
>>556232537I like the idea that the umas who oppose love the most are the first ones to start a family
Digitan LOVE
Speaki, Doro, and Mambo all fully naked and oiled upWho wins the twerk off?
Curry chan...
>>556237696mambo
>>556237713sexo pants
>>556237382Not with Curren. She is for rape.
Sirius's jockey and Espoir City's VAhttps://x.com/AsakaOfficial/status/2018932464597770675?s=20
When are they gonna start writing events that involve me the trainer?I thought uma would be like pricon, but it's shaping up to be gayblue cuckshitfantasy instead
>>556237696Mambo space program
>>556238039season 2 of the story where kingu becomes your wife
>>556237789my money would be on Doro, because nikke is the fat ass game
>>556237672Don't fall for the succubus hons, Anon...
>>556238039You got to name your Uma team in Unity, Team Watermelon essentially
>>556237696MAMBOOO IN SPAAAAAAACE
I'm in love with an uma>>556238018They fucked
>>556238114I do every time
>>556232537>check the original post>14k likeswtf, since when Shakur is popular?
>>556232496WEI
>>556235508Yeah don't worry I checked
I still can't get her out of my head
Unintentionally spilling coffee is an accident.Unintentionally getting distracted until the coffee is cold is an accident.Forgetting to put sugar/milk in the coffee is an accident.Pouring out a cup of coffee in the sink then replacing it with sòy sauce until it's indistinguishable to a cup of coffee from the outside and then putting the lid back on is a deliberate act.Doto is evil.
holy shit I just realized that in wall-e nobody has a phone or computer and THEY are ruled by AI. things that are connected? maybe these things... this is literally walle-84
>>556238018>while Sirius is with the Fr*nch, her trainer spends time with a dirty umaAy caramba
>>556238362Meek will be a fantastic mother to our children.
>Golshi>Medium>Luna>LongWhy did the auto-selector do this?
>>556236512EVEN BETTER
I can't make good Umas.. I give up bwos... I'm too sad to continue
>>556238446a quantum statement indeed
>>556238362still waiting the stream
Umadacchis, what decks are we using for Late Surgers in CM9? Should I swap out Fuku for Tachyon or Daiwa SRs?
>>556238484post deck and your other cards
>>556238484bwo what's going on here? how is your power higher than speed?
>>556238254Shakur has always been one of the popular umas dawgGlobal is filled with thirdies who consume isekai and romcom slop where every women immediately submits to the MC so of course a majority of global players get filtered by her
>>556238484
>>556238362Take your meds Meek bro
Please I'm fucking tired. So many runs and no fucking rainbows. I use 4 speed cards and they stay on power, I use 4 wit cards and they stay on guts, I go 3/3 and it's fucking opposite day. It only starts looking good after summer then I'm hit with 5 fucking mood down events, no chains finishing, losing to riko and stamina camping during URA. I guess bakushin is the only escape known to me
>>556238503
>>556238484Tama has 0 speed growth, you need to use 3-4 speed cards every run, deck like pic related should be used if you're f2p. Its the curse of 0% speed growth
>>556238549so she doesn't become my wife just like in that fanart?
>>556238608sexo suzuka
>>5562385162 spd 4 wit, uma should have 10% spd growth.
>>556238549firstie countries are filled with faggots that make blacked edits and read cuck porn and read porn in general, thats fucking gay desu. or filled with high IQ people that read iseki because breeding doesnt favour wit selection except with the jews
>>556238531>>556238560>>556238627here>>556238545everyone sat at power
>>556238608Just witmax bwo
>>556238630She does, you just have to put in the work556238930Schizobabble nonsense
556239045third worlder
>>556234896I'm the anon who left, don't let the quota scare you. Dacchis is actually a very comfy and drama-free club, anons there are friendly and you will learn a lot about the game by being there. Shame I had to leave for personal reasons.they still trade dirt shoes though
>>556238516This for Ogurin
>>556238954Drop kitasan and use CreekBorrow MLB KitasanDrop pasa and use R Riko if you have her on MLB, or SSR Tazuna
Is there an easy way to get all support cards and their stats in an excel sheet?
>>556238954>Using 1LB KitasanBorrow MLB Kitasan and use your Super Creek3LB is good, power is a meme
>>556239196yes microsoft excel actually supports a better version (2015 version) of visualbasic script and you can just populate cells with macros. doing the math (and GET requests) with vbscript
>>556238954>spechud card>no KSBhmmmmYou should permaborrow KSB until MANT drops, if you borrow KSB you will only need to use Sweepy and Halo with it, or only one of the 2 if the uma has 20% speed growth. The other 3 cards can Fukukitaro WIT+Marvelous WIT+Daiwa WIT+Tachyon WIT+Amazon PWR+Creek STM+Cafe STM+Rob STM+Pasa PWR+Bourbon WIT and last but not least Pearl GUTSYour deck isn't that bad, it only lacks KSB human rights.
>>556238317Doto would bite your dick and say it was an accidentDoto would fuck your rival trainer and say it was an accident
>>556239141Riko is non-existent on my account, I only have a single R card
if you want to use vbscript 2015 (but better) there is a company that has made something called TwinBASIC in visualbasic script you can make tables
>>556239343So flat...
>>556239465Tazuna shouldn't be bad then, or use SR Rob Roy
I cant believe Ryan of all umas got the highest score in my URA finale. Fucking bullshit
>>556239425>no ksbI dropped 60k carats on both kita banners, both times I only got pity
>>556239489my wife
How do people get 1 mill in fan-runs?Is it just continous races? How do you raise stats then?
>>556239536>Rob RoyShould I just invest in stam along with Creek and ditch power then?
>>556239560Where did you use your half anni selector? How about Anni? Theres also 1.5 anniversary to MLBHow about the free rainbow shard? Were getting 2 soon?
>>556239196vbscript (in excel) and umamusume API
>>555811136here you go
>>556232950>hates vegan>constantly chews on grass???
i tried the E sprint thing someone posted and it's really hard
One time I saw Tama carrying buckets of water she filled up from a public faucet because she couldn't pay the water bill.
>>556239692I took a break from the game, I got no selectors
thank god I dont have a water bill (not that I use water)
>>556239665Kitasan and Halo will take care of your power so you're not completely low. Give Tazuna a try first, then go from there
>>556239510The Superior Suzuka
>>556239776Theres going to be a selector and a paid selector on anniversary you better use it on Kitasan.
>>556239765One day I saw her bite her tongue and say that she had finally tasted meat after such a long time
silence awooga
>>556239853>Loud Suzuka
>>556239853put it back
>>556239853I'm 5* that Suzuka
silence suzuka would drive a modded supra in real life
>>556239864what's the date for that?
>>556239869False, I give Tama meat every day. I even throw in some homemade cream
I love my beautiful wife
>>556240063this strange looking uma, actually. She kinda looks like you. Do you know her?
>>556240081your boobs?
>>556240117Could be near the end of this month or sometime next month, just be ready
>>556239853>I'm you, but stronger
>>556238254women love shakurmachico is a big fan
jp oaks run test on: 220/275 (stam/guts)
>>556239704niceu des
>>556240178HOLY NTR
>>556239853This is what Silence Sunday should look like
oguri won the JP Oaks on pace with those stats :)
https://x.com/yokuko_zaza/status/2018830653043978274?s=20
>>556239196https://umapyoi.net/docs/support.html
>>556240395>silence sundayYou better not be talking about the Sunday Silence we got at home.
digitan always procs her ult in capricorn but it literally does nothing >:(
>>556240454Boobs should be bigger
I love NTR!
>>556240484cute ua
All umas would look better if they didn't have those stupid ahogesThis is a fact
>>556240532no, Cafe supposedly looks almost identical to Sundayman
>got maya's love advice event at 489 witFUCK THIS AAAAA
>>556240629that's usually enough for me
a child: "yeah heres some love advice even though I never get any maidens"
>>556240594This is possibly the most retarded opinion I have ever read
I've borrowed maya's card thrice now and she hasn't given me head on once. This is worse than sweep tosher
all i can think about is umamusume pubic hair
>>556239298>>556239693>>556240451Thanks.
dead game dead general
>>556240795awooga
>>556240826good, now please leave too
>>556240795My bro...
>>556241049she would do this
>>556241109I think she would jump out of the box and suprise hug you
Good morning everyone, I am horny and I love Gentildonna and her two huge breasts thank you for reading!!
Is any uma confirmed to be heterosexual or are they all turf munchers?
>>556240826/uma/ are really tryhards. Its best if people burnout, the less competition there will be out there.
Why do you need Wit for a sprint race?Also this triforce captcha is insane.
>cooking guide (on the paper lid) on my egg fried rice says to place in oven at 200c, do not remove lid >do it>lid sets on fire
>>556241049unfortunately diamond forgot to put air holes in the box and kitasan suffocated while waiting for her torena to find the box
>>556241241Fudge Brownies?
>>556241241they're all hetero
>>556241296The racetrack has a massive downhill
>anon says "you can do consecutive races in late dec" >do 4 races with 4th being kinen >mood down >-10 all stats>skin outbreak>instant skin outbreak debuffFUGG THE RACE IS TOMORROW :D:DDD
Which one of you is this
>>556241241Tracen Academy doesn't accept dykes.
Racetrack massiveRack massiveBig tits
>>556241241They are all for me, and I'm a guy
>>556241426me on the left
>>556241487I say this. I said this.
>>556241296>Wit affects uphill/downhill performance Is this officially explained anywhere? I only learned this from a witGOD video
>>556241296The shorter the race the easier it is to hit statlines. All that's left is skill RNG and general race rng, and wit helps you with that. Also gives you spThis track has a big downhill which wit gives speed on too, and stam reduction but that's not super important
>>556241372Ummm source citations proof needed
>>556238039the whole main gameplay involves you the trainer, dumbassevent stories are just umas hanging out in the meantime
>>556241469Wrong
>>556241591Why did she do it?
mayano top hebe
Post cool horses
>>556241241How the fuck do people still give these kinds of posts (you)s?
>>556241604here
>>556241469>implying they have any say in who an Uma marks for their trainer
>>556241327WHAT THATS SCARYUh, are you okay? How did you put it out? That is some bullshit. What's the name of that thing?
A-Anon?! What did you mean when you said racing is not the only thing an Uma can do?
>>556241805They can also cook!
>>556241805racing and raping
I love Rice
>>5562412961400m race with 700m of downhill
>>556241789its called an oven
>>556241805they can be mothers
>>556241867hishi mamazon
>>556241938I meant the egg fried rice product...
>>556241867That's good!
>>556241640You know why
>>556241591wit only affects downhill. power affects uphill.
>>556241591If you've never read the mechanics doc that'd be a good starting point, for all intents and purposes it might as well be more official than what the game says since some mechanics are misleading by design, like how ingame race finish times are completely made uphttps://docs.google.com/document/d/15VzW9W2tXBBTibBRbZ8IVpW6HaMX8H0RP03kq6Az7Xg/
>>556241496
>>556241983on the top it says egg fried rice its just some stupid tin pot with a paper lid I had to oven because my bowl god mould in it even though it was airtight sealed
>>556241867Very good but can they cook lotsa spaghetti?
>>556241591in downhill you have wit checks and if you fail them you spend like double your stamina or something like that
you telling me an oven fried this rice?
>>556242139reverse, if you pass the witcheck you gain speed/accel and you save stamina
>>556242226awooga!
>>556242117Of course!
Mare uma x Stallion uma
>>556241712
>>556242357>the thousand destroyed fences stare
>>556241712he looks so forlorn. such a legend though
>>556241712old bastard
>>556238039retard
>>556242420
>>556242420He's having a good time and can do horse retiree stuff now
>>556242624naruhodo
I mean to get 0. putting that in a variable and doing the 3 =s with 1 (2 3) 4 xor result you want or do instead of +1 do -1, either works. because -1-1 = 0
>>556232496Wiversity equity and inclusion
>>556242630Don't say that...
>>556242624
>>556242475my daring tact gf
>Want to run New Year's Haru in the sprints>Have to get 3 pink spark procs in 4 daysCome on Haru just cooperate or Curren is gonna run in your spot
>556242807peppy sans banner is a good name for a horse
>most wit centric style bar none>best wit card is a welfareok surely they'll release something>aston machan 2023-05>daiwa scarlet 2024-10
>>556242624After the sweepy ban wave this general will just be this guy talking to himself and 2 people asking where everyone went
>shakur is haxxing 4chins
>>556242882You only need 2, turf S is goated but not the end of the world if you don't have it.
>>556235713This one will get rank A finals, don't trust gaslight dancer anons
vb script can do trig
>>556242936there is no "most wit-centric style", all styles benefit from wit equally
>>556235713I hope Plancha and Mummy were on a discount. Those 2 skills + NSM seems like you spent a lot on gamble skills that could've been better spent on MORE midrace. But she has the stats to win with turf s and sprint s to compensate. It's a flipcoin CM anyway.
>>556241261That's not nice I want people to keep playing, /uma/ is fun when we're all funposting, crying about cms, and being horny together
>>556242936Gacha wit bourbon is the next relevant front wit card, machan is more of a borrow option for sprint in particular. Bourbon will be like 1-1.5 months after wit ramonu for global though so only true believers have what it takes to skip the top tier generalist card for that or save funds for both.
>>556243101This is not true given that stamina consumptions is managed by wit. So the running styles that consume more stamina benefit more from wit.
Sprint CM is boring because there is both very limited selection of sprint umas but also sprint cards
sweepydev should port the uma bot to dialer.exe
>>556243263which sloptuber
>>556239094If you just needed a break for a couple weeks, then you didn't really have to leave. We'll probably hit A+ even if some people take it a bit easier for a bit to avoid burnout, as long as they give a heads-up.So if you wanna come back, you are free to do so, otherwise i hope you found a new comfy and friendly club anon!
>no motivation to do my daily career runforgive me oguri for what i must do
https://files.catbox.moe/hplzj5.mp4bot racesweepy lost to private discord hachimi clanker
>>556243321It's only boring if you are not in the mutation meta.
uma taking the inner post is (cos > sine)
>>556243443Mutating is a sin Goddesses would not approve
uma taking the inner post is (cosine * 10) < 1
odd go to workeven umasturbate then go to workdouble fake sick
>>556243101Id say fronts want wit more than others
>>556243674fronts can get away with less power and guts, that does not mean they want wit more
wit is gaslight
HELP ME CHAT I need to know which uma is heterosexual so I know who to pull for and can treat as a wife
actualyl I wasnt far off being right. thanks recent 5G tower erection (cosine came to me in a dream)
>>556243350bakushin
>>556242950I will be grudgeposting for four months until I stop bothering
>>556239707kushita brian
>>556243350I love how this is always used wrongly and then you get btfo everytime
At this point, anyone falling for it is straight up below 70 IQ
>>556243938Bakushin is super cute
Which trainee would show up at your room the midnight of her 18th birthday with a box of condoms
>>556244015I love this image
>>556244118Rudolf is the only one who would wait that long
>>556243938anon, everyone benefits from this equally, your actual argument would mean fronts need more stamina
>>556244118>condoms
>>556244118>18yankie! maruzensky
>>556244151>your actual argument would mean fronts need more staminaWait, you think they don't?
>>556244151but they do
>>556244118>condomsthey're all lesbians
>>556244118she wouldn't wait that long and she also poked holes in them
why is everyone shitting on sloptubers but noone posts their daily fans?
>>556244294they do, but that doesn't make wit more desirable as a stat for them than for other styles
>>556244151Bwo...
>>556244323im not shitting on them but heres mine lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzzQ7hXQ7qk
>>556244118I would say Brian but she won't wait that long to take what belongs to her
>>556143668I had a run like this on Curren chan yesterday. Kitasan and Biko just fucked off from speed training for the better part of two years, I shit you not. ended up with 1050 speed 900 power 1200 wit.
>>556244323
pace uses more
>>556244118Maruzen.She did this 3 times already.
>>556244342>but that doesn't make wit more desirable as a stat for them than for other stylesQuoting your initial comment so you don't go off-track>there is no "most wit-centric style", all styles benefit from wit equallyFronts consume more stamina, so pumping more wit helps them manage that stamina in downhills, this means fronts already have an incentive to train wit than other styles. There are more reasons wit is needed more on fronts, making them a wit-centric style, but stamina management alone proves they have an advantage over other styles if they pump more wit.
>>556244576stamina consumption are highest for pace chasers, not front runners, though.
daft umapunk is playing at my house my house
>>556244576i would argue that all styles benefit pretty much the same from stamina management of wit as well as the other benefits of wit, but fronts (and paces) benefit more from stamina itself than lates and ends
>>556244659I didn't know paces had the spot struggle mechanic.
>>556244659spot struggle
>"fronts need wit because it makes you consume less stamina" (only on downhills and it's at best a 48% check)>Instead of saying that fronts need wit because otherwise someone's faggot 1200 wit oguri cap will run past them before late race
what do you think about this team
>>556244782im thinking abotu (cos)
>>556244772Stamina management is easier to explain than position witchecks to an anon claiming that wit works exactly the same for all styles without an style benefiting more from it
>>556244772you realise that's the non-front oguri also benefitting from the wit right? literally everyone wants to ideally have 1200 wit. but the amount of stamina umas want per style varies. i don't see how this is hard to understand
>>556244659hasn't been since spot struggling exist
>>556244782Inari doesnt belong there
>>556244782THEY'RE SO SMALL
ends benefit from wit because if the end is a downhill and their stam is drained it drains their speed (whether they have the stam to finish or not) because of the uma speed calc it uses
>>556244659stop responding, you don't play the game
Late surgers and end closers don't need wit because their mechanics are fraudulent
start from conclusion find a reasonreverse logic leading to fronts are the most wit centric because on most tracks which have minor amount of downhill they can save 50 stam
>>556244782I think that Inari One is ugly
How much stamina does spot struggle actually consume? I've never understood how it worked other than seeing Oonigers die
>>556244950>winning ticket
>>556244782
>>556244941she's even smaller than Tama
>>556245087awooga!
>>556245072I don't think we have data, I was thinking of the reference doc when I made my initial post stating pace chasers consumed most, but that data came from before spot struggle was introduced.
>>556245090UOOOHHHHHHHH TORENAAAAAAA
>>556245198But she fat tits
>>556245046shut up
>>556245239>the reference docThat doc is a gaslight on top of more gaslight, stick to gametora.
>>556245246I want to fuck her while she makes retarded noises and says that
I love uma with glasses
I feel like giving it my all today for danchou
BNW are all ugly
i want makween to gaslight me while teio watches
>>556245447
>>556245453Doto spitting facts
I think subdued front runners is the 2nd most powerful skill in the game
>>556245447wtf no it is i who love uma with glasses
>>556244659if you ignore that they can pace down sure
>>556245324what are 3 important things it says that are wrong?
>>556245249so does marvelous and she's still invited to the club
THEY ARE BREEDING MY UMADOL!
>>556245641my wife
>>556245516For me? It's a triple front formation on Mile with Speed Eater on every member.
>>556245239Ref doc should never be checked for mechanics (and most other things, but especially mechanics). The mechanics doc has rates for spot struggle HP consumption.
>>556245453don't say that...
>>556245627>3 IMPORTANT things the gaslight doc gets WRONGbwo thinks in sloptuber clickbait titles
>>556245719btw theres a debuff sklil that affects people behind, for your front runner. this is especially good if you have a debuffer
>>556245516The 1st is hesitant front runners
>>556245719Speed Eater goes on all my umas for the dirt CM, such a BM skill.
>>556245897El sharted.
>>556245760I was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt, you disingenuous fucking nigger. Establish what you're saying is actually worth fuck all, and do it by taking something the reference doc says that's bullshit and show why it's bullshit, otherwise>reference doc is just another lie
So what are we getting from free pulls today?
>>556245897Man what were they thinking with this skill lmao
>>556245895me for the rest of my life when im in a war and get hit in the fast with an air wave from a grenade and my medic is a woman
>>556245897Nishino flower is so small goddamn
>>556246015aids
>>556246015the mejiro ryan sr as usual
Are honse's database features mogging chrono's?>Can find parents with ANY 3 blues rather than forcing you to pick>Required and optional whites>Easier to pick sparks since you get a brand new, empty textbox>Lookup is faster>Trainer name listedI don't think that the dancing chrono chibi is enough
>>556243219Theres actually less impotent americans whining at lewd images since people left for endfield. So its a good thing!
>>556246015im just happy to get pulls :)
>>556246015SR power ryan
>>556246107I-Is that...?
Machan's supple breasts and fat thighs
>>556246015Nishino Flower Power 2 copies.If Shiraoki-sama grants me a 7, maybe a Super Creek copy too.
>>556246102He's been catching up to chrono's database size too, only 500k profiles behind chrono now. It might be chronover soon...
>>556246107
>>556246015My last copy of finemo so I can MLB her and save my rainbow crystal for something else
zoomers are in then
>>556246102I've never used chrono to look for parents, hate the page design and it also gives your data to (((third parties)))
>>556246297fine... i'll kiss you...
>>5562460159 R 1 SR (i've already MLB it half a year ago)
50/100TP down on the free daily TP then I will restore 3x TP with 30x carats and deplete it, twice
>>556246015Minimal roll with a chance of 1 flip into a SR card I already had maxed
Wait, there’s a free pull today? I thought yesterday was the last.
>>556246212why did they make them so fat
>>556244782>Us RankWhat'll happen in jp when the umas go past Uss (Or I guess Us9)?
>>556246015A bunch of fucking nothing, this is why Cyjews aint wringing me a single shekel
>>556246707what? D, no?
>>556246707It will unironically progress to X ranks.
>>556246015i got my creek to level 40 on the last one so i can't really complain about the free pulls
>>556246502I wish I botted and used up my TP potions
>>556246792Can't wait for my X ranked uma to go up against a whale's XXX
Mambo!
Is there a site where I can see all the details to CM10?
>>556246707Us9 and beyond haven't been programed yet lol, maybe at the end of the month
>>556246446my cock on the left
>>556246967on the gametora CM page you can scroll down and see all future CMs
UsA!
>>556246967gametorahttps://gametora.com/umamusume/events/champions-meeting
>>556246707eos
I need to kiss an umamusume
>>556247201this uma would get it
I need to fuck an uma musume
>>556247201I will kiss Seiun Sky
>>556247201i want to rub her tummy
>>556247201seiun doesn't have allat
>>556247201off model
>>556244118>uma was born 00:16>she teases you the whole night and only lets you start fucking her the moment she was born>the time she left her mother's womb, is the same time you entered hersIt's like pottery with limes
where is the /v/ma thread
>>556247182>t. kissless
whats the best money farm? spaming g1 as much as possible or what?
>>556247527bitcoin bro $1M soon
#SexWithCurrensCunny
>>556247005>>556247045I see, thanks. Are there any guides for it already? Just so I can start building some umas, doesn't have to be perfect but shouldn't be some shitty misinfo either.
AAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH I LOVE IDOLS SO MUCH I LOVE THEIR SINGING I LOVE HOW HAPPY THEY LOOK I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE IDOLS RAAAGGHHHH
I woke up to poop an hour ago and decided to stay up to do some runs and relax. I'm noticing that the game feels much faster and smoother than usual, is this what a server all to myself feels like?
>>556247552nigga just tell me, i cant find shit on jewgle and the shit i did find was from the month of release
>>556247620motorboatmotorboat motorboat
>>556247489make it yourself DUMBASS
>>556247470wait, no, I didn'f mean Laurel. I want to fuck someone else, please. Someone with huge fucking tits—mmpf
>>556243414Eh, I appreciate the offer, but I really would not feel alright doing that, even if justified.If someday I go back to playing like before and you have a free spot, I'll surely join again.
>>556247704Just do fan runs. I run almost every race after the 1st inspiration except the 1st 3 beach races. If your stats are too low and you keep losing run less races>>556247772I kept getting banned for making threads tho
>>556247590Gametora.It says spurt starts on the final corner that is also an uphill.It shows you were 777m left is located for no reason in particular.It tells you the stat thresholds to look for. You have to learn to fish at some point so you don't get gaslighted.
>>556247590no guides that I'm aware of but what I like to do is go into the umalator and see which accels activate in the correct spot on the track (beginning of the late race phase). that's generally what the meta for each CM revolves around.
>>556247782ARE THOSE
tulip sho is good before hopeful/J.F.
>>556247503Yes, this is true
I give upFUCK the 3* sprintI can't do this anymoreI'm just gonna luckmaxx and get 2 sprint sparks during inspiration
>>556247489I got banned for making the Oguri marriage thread :(
>>556247981i do like the visual of the track on umalator better than on gametora, especially if the course runs a full circle
>>556248178she would do this
>I do like ... alright, 16th century British merchant
>>556248180does umalator show 777?
>>556247981>spurt on an uphill>if restless is the only recovery she ults right away skipping the powercheckS.Maru enjoyers, we're so back. Same goes for XOguri mutants using moxie but let's not talk about that.
>>556248389you have to mouse over the track to see how many meters in your cursor is, so no
>>556248429>Uphill 33m away from start of spurtHow much accel do we need to make it worth it
>>556248624Stop posting those ugly underwears or whatever this shit is
>>556248624succubus
Headpatting my oishi
>>556248603You need angling for it to be perfect, it's the only late race acceleration. Or Ignited Spirit PWR inherited, which would be the secret tech nobody will use.
17 more minutes until more disappointment
you telling me an uma fried this rice?
Is urara a nepo baby?
AAAAAAAAA FUCK MY DAILIES
>>556248903No, she deserves to be in Tracen unlike regionoid shitters.
>>556248903>worst at both at studying and racing>somehow still in tracen
>>556248903Don't look up Mambo's Mom bro...
>>556249162Nice legs
>>556249082That's why trainers exist, to fix thatNot bang umas
>>556248903she pays her scholarship though donations and shit
>>556249082She's the glue holding tracen together
>>556249235K E K
>>556249235Trainers don’t help with studying though.
>>556247891A flatliner with a conscience, you don't see that everyday
>>556249235>Not bang umasDon't let them kno-
>>556246015I got 2 SSR cards and 3 SSR Umas from free pulls so I expect to die as compensation
>>556249417Technically you aren't banging them, they're banging you
youre not conscience!
PLEASE GOD ANOTHER FUKU FROM THE FREE PULLS PLEASE
>>556249417Having sex with your assigned Uma is illegal and morally degenerate. If an Uma rapes you then it’s just just an unfortunate incident.
>>5562495357 and she avoids you for the rest of your life
>>556249535suzuka when I put it in her butt
CAN WE GO ONEA SINGULARJUST ONE FUCKING THREADWITHOUT TALKING ABOUT UMA ON TRAINER RAPEFOR FUCK'S SA-
Nyes McQueen staying the night in this hotel is an integral part of training if you want to win consecutive harutens
>>5562495857 and you get Air Shakur
>>556244782Taishin never makes me think loli because she doesn't have a childlike face in the way others do. Some chicks just end up small but you can still tell they're an adult.
>>556249235To be fair, no one is probably going to bang urara's trainer eitherHe talks like man who missed being a fun teenager during his teenager years and is slightly senile. Now he's just taking care of Urara because he feels like he can fix something in his stead. Other trainers and trainees have faithful meetings and choose either by the blessings of the three goddesses, meanwhile Urara was eating shit like she was abandoned by said goddesses wben it comes to racing and finding a trainer, so the senile trainer takes a pity and decides to ball it
>>556249816semen demon
>>556249681
>>556249930Tazuna exists
I just think Urara is cute, manShe should have at least one win
How do you tell an umamusume that she gained weight from eating too much without getting kicked in the face afterwards for trying not to laugh about it
>early snowy days hint>turf S and groundwork hint 5 in classic inspiration>insane training800 speed by end of classic year from insane speed rainbows>I DIDN'T NOTICE THE NEW LEGACY I WAS BORROWING DIDN'T HAVE ANY SPRINT SPARKSAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *vomits blood*flubbed it on wit training in the end though so it's a brick anyway
>>556249889Tiny women are adorable because they're so easy to tease.
what scenario/event do we get that cutscene where your uma goes into the crowd and high fives everyone
>>556250182my wife
>>556250026sauce?
>>556249235Prestigious!
>>556250323Ugh AV well whatever
>>556249535NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Finally, literally something other then nothing
REEEEEEEE
nigger game
>MLB FukuYES!>it's SR FukuYes!
>>556250338HAHAHAHAEVERY FUCKING TIME
Bono bono!
another day another min roll
Good thing I used all my pulls on Tamtam. These card pulls are a scam.
How many ROLLS left I haven't gotten a single SSR fucking nigger japs
>>556250464deck?
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>>556250323https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9869215?q=silence_suzuka_%28umamusume%29++anal+
I am curren
>>556250323https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/9869215
I AM NOW AT MY SECOND SPARK AND I HAVE ONLY GOTTEN 1 ADMIRE VEGA AND 1 MAKITANEFUKUKITARU
Pulling for cards is so dogshit man
Fuck meWhat the hell is this
>>556250607Damn nigga that's funny
>>556250607>spending pity before fully finishing your pulls
Rolls so disappointing I almost feel like pulling for umas
>>556250231scenario 10
>>556250585>>556250602thanks vros he'res your funny (new) R card pull
FUCK
well ok then>>556250420funny enough the preview for mine had 8 white and 2 gold tabs but then 2 of them turned rainbow
fuck this im skipping every support card until tachyon speed and just gonna roll for horsesFUCK YOU CYGAMES
Why can't i ever GET SHIT FROM THE FUCKING FREE PULLS!!!THIRD FUCKING TIME IN HALF A YEAR AND I DON'T GET SHIT!Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck everyone here, fuck this fucking gacha, fuck every fucking stupid horse. I hope real life horses die fucking too, fuck you!
Fuku please don't this
I really need the new Fuku card MLB right?I got one copy so far. Could spark for a second and then use my rainbows to get it higher but thats not gonna be worth it right?
>>556250898motorboat motorboat
>speedCool sprint sparks at least
>>556250607>>556250895>they fell for it
Buncha cleats againDont really want either of the rate up cards so I'm not really upset
>>556250740I had a sinking feeling that I was gonna get really unlucky after so many SRs but very little SSRs and turns out I was proven right even with using my 1st spark of Fuku
You are a piece of shit
snatch ALL hats
>>556250907Not worth it, Fuku speed is a borrow card. If you didn't get 3 copies with the free rolls you can ignore it, unless you want to whale.
>>556250907I'd say get atleast 2LB before sparking yeah.
yay more into the cleatgrinder so I can get tickets, to get more cards to grind into cleats...
https://x.com/yahagistable/status/2019055647820853719?s=20
hows the ayabe ssr card?i got 1 copy and i dont think i'll get another lol
I got admire vega SSR power card and based SR kingu and cafebut I have those SRs MLB
>s sprint>no speed star>not even fucking turbo sprintfuck this gay game
>>556250803>no NEW!張り切って爆発しろ
another 9white
LB2. Take the Daily Pull pill.
be grateful for the free pulls
Tomorrow's the last roll right
>>556232496Dunno but mexicans say that all the time
>>556251217EXPLODE
>>556251231yeah
>>556251228
>>556250538Nothing super special.
>>556251124she's 2lb nyow
>>556246517>Actually a flip into a new SSR (power Tama) and the copy I needed to MLB HaloFinally
>>556250996>Fuku speed is a borrow card.Thats what I figured but then what happens when the next "borrow card" comes along and I cant pick Fuku and the other?
Rolling for SSRs is the most miserable experience in this game and the reason people quit.
>>556251289Congrats!
>>556251058It’s Smart Falcon SSR for End ClosersIf your deck is good and you’re fine with a dead card stat wise, then put it in for your end closer
>>556250743
give me some advice people1lb natie ssr or one of the mlb sr’s?
>>556251346By the time the next borrow card comes out, MANT will be over and Fuku will be expired.
>>556251352GEMMY
jesus christ it actually keeps getting worse, 9R + 1SR and it's a cleatslop, what a fucking joke
>>556251346the next borrow card is throne which wont be until like 3 weeks before mant ends (and is a mant only card too). You can get by without fuku, the f2p guts build is constantly shilled for a reason
>>556251452>>556251462Alright I see.I wont impulse pull for Fuku and keep my Chiyo stock max.
>>556251410depends
damn calm down lady I barely know you
>>556251410unless you really need the gold skill mlb SRs are always better than a 1lb SSR
>>556251460Shinto Windy is maxed out on your end?
>>556251572she doesn't have many eggs left
>>556232496>one of the most soulful teams possible on the left vs generic otaku bait on the rightWei indeed!
>>556251352>gyaru umas have gem and coal in their lingo
Day 9 of NOTHING
>>556251228I will be grateful when the rest of you DON'T GET SHIT! Same as me. If i don't get anything then no one should get anything.
>>556251618yes, but my sweepy is on 2LB since the start of the fucking game
>>556251690>palmer keeps sending you soibooru links
>>556251691it really is hilarious how awful the rates are in this game
>>556251871>check on xitter>some dude got 3 fukus in one free 10 pull>take psychic damage
>>556251942why would you willingly spread that damage around
>>556252064nta but you bet your ass that when I encounter a cognitohazard that I'm spreading it. No way am I suffering alone
>give free pulls>half your playerbase gets fuck all and feels awful>other half shows off their multi SSR god rolls>lose half your playerbase>rinse and repeat until EOS
>>556252157>>lose half your playerbasethis doesn't happen
>Hishi Amazon power still stuck at 2lb>free pulls keep giving me dupes
>>556252204I HATE BEING CURREN
>>556249930>uraratrainer will die bitchlessUrarafags? You response?
Any good at 0lb?
>>556252157nobody's dropping the game over free pullsCM, however...
if i dont get a copy of fuku with the free pullsim quitting!
>>556252204me on the right
mr cygamesi am THIS close to shitting my pantsi need multiple SSRs NOW!!!!
>here's your FUCKALLThat's it Im dropping the game, disbanding my club rn...
WILL SHE SURVIVE
>>556252262Starts being good at 1LB, gets her Race Bonuses at MLB
>>556252323ENTER
>>556252262it gives you 30% event points :D
>>556252262no but she's not good at MLB eitheronly purpose is getting daring strike until CB wit
Test run #1: 200 stamina is too low for kikkasho even as end (8th, 8th, 10th). Will be testing 300 stamina next.
>>556252280Did you miss >>556252323>>556252351?
Just got 3LB Fuku, I'm at 127 points and have 1 uncap crystal. We get one more free 10 pull right? Assuming I don't hit MLB tomorrow, do I:>spend $70 buckaroos to spark the last copy and save my crystal>use the crystal>wait until MANT and its free rolls on the NRT banner to go by first in case I randomly get the MLB there and use the crystal if I don'tWe are getting free rolls at the start of MANT right?
I got 3 copies of Fuku from these 50 rolls so far. Now I'm forced to spark her to get mlbI fucking hate this...........
The only time I considered dropping was when I had to spark Smaru and only got a fucking vanilla Special Week dupe along the way. Cygods rewarded me with 3 new umas during the free pulls though so karma has rebalanced.
>>556252262See >>556251371The gold skill is literally Goldship’s ultimate that’s miles better than her shitty inherited version.
>>556252429do 250 and 270 (then 260) first it makes a big difference
New foal, Sodashi x Equinox
>>556250898AWOOGA BIKINI SUPER BIKINI CREEKAWOOOOOOOGA
>get fast learner on a bricked runHurts more than getting shit from the gacha
>>556252374If firm terrain, yes. If not firm depends on your swinging maestro status.
>>556252481Not even that dead statwise, 15 TE at 0LB>>556252398
>>556252398>>556252413>>556252415>>556252481>>556251371It's not all that bad then, 15TE and End gaming sounds good to me since I have Tama and Taishin both. Thanks anons.
>only rolled a 0lb fuku from free pullsIt's like spitting in my face I can't even use her fuck cyjews
>>556252450no you're not, do not do this. Do not blow 30k just to get 2 more copies of Fuku. Unless you're a whale but you don't seem like you are.
>>556251226wtf
>>556252446Use the crystal.
Does groundwork help pacers very much? I hear mixed things, I got Falco SSR from some ticket a while ago
>>556252536I can't take it anymoreher innate can't be that worth it, right? this fucking race makes parent runs so goddamn painful if you don't want a stamina spark
>>556252662At least you got an SSR
What the fuck is the point of this free pulls when the rates are rigged to the core. It's bullshit and infuriating. Literally no one has ever been lucky from these pulls and the screenshots being posted here are edited.
>>556252692yes, but it's easily countered if there's a front in the roomFalco SSR is good on fronts though
>>556252515cutie
>>556252692Yes, but it's a pain in the ass to build and people don't want to go through the trouble of doing it so they're going to gaslight you into avoiding so they can be justified in being lazy.
we should have gotten 100 free pulls on both banners, in fact we should get 100 free pulls on all banners because 200 to spark is bullshit enough as it is
UMADash is recruiting one (1) oji-san. We're a pretty comfy A+ club, 30M/month quota but how you get that is up to you. Flatlining is discouraged but if you get 30M no one really cares. The danchou is lenient and gives anons chances, but enforces the rule rigorously. If you're interested, drop your ID and we'll send an invite.
>>556252694>He doesn't understand that there's a 20% chance he gets a stamina spark regardless of what he does
>>556252761yes, I edited mine to downplay how lucky I was
>>556252694If you can't clear career just borrow it from someone else, or use a stamina card instead of a speed card. 800 power by haruten time seems fine but your speed is over 700, you may be using too much speed. Try getting 600 speed 600 stamina and the rest on power if you want to parent farm her.
>>556252631Oh wait we're entering MANT, I don't think I'll want to use it before 3LB then? I almost got excited thinking I'd pull off the power Rice combo without Amazon
>>556252692no
What's the point of late surger mid race skills if they're gonna stay at the back until late race?
>>556252909SHUTTHEFUCKUP
>>556252761I got my Biko to 1LB in the free pulls, it's not all bad. But I still have 0 Riko's, 0 R Rikos too. Not even one R Riko? wtf is this?
>>556252515Looks like a leg
I pulled on phone again and got 1 SR and 9 Rs the rumor is absolutely true fuck this shit I'm going back to sleep
>>556249816>>556250009>>556250026>>556250182>>556250429>>556250602If your trainee acts up like this it's your responsibility as the adult to report it to the Director and Tazuna IMMEDIATELY
>>556252515>>556253041sunday silence reincarnated?
>>556252694I have late surger on mine due to spark pollution and that’s how I clear the long races. Rice card also gives Straight descent (from hints) and swinging maestro
>>556253037NO
>>556253034corner skills on lates is a gaslight
>>556253041Looks like the reverse of Rhein Kraft's blaze
>>556253185>SundaymanYou could've at very least googled what he looked like before making yourself look like an idiot
Why do my idiot horses always swing so wide?
>>556253364awww i misremembered what his forehead looked like(fuck face)
>>556252515>haha how did you know I'm a single mom?
>>556252515man, horses are so cute. I found Spe as a foal.
>>556253458
>>556253465BABY WEEK
>>556253465it is freaky how horses are born like 90% just bones
>>556253507nice nature would react this way
>>556252909>recruiting one (1) oji-san
>>556253171Now that I think about Cafe and her trainer spent all the night together during that event...
>>556253465and golshi looked nice and cute until the retard genes kicked in
>haha its blackI have some news for you bro, this is cap, as in yet to be peak.
>>556253759Danchou loves pic related best but I prefer Currenposting when recruiting oji-sans
>never 1stone of those runs huh
>retard genesmore like duplicate genescause shes inbred
>>556253854All Mcqueen's side btw
What are the odds of not getting at least one 3* uma or SSR support in 100 pulls?Because I'm going to do it tomorrow
I don't even do dailies anymore. What's the point if the only shit i get is from 200.
>hanging_breasts umamusume
>>556253569and how they can walk about 20 minutes after they're born. Crazy shit
>>556253950about 5%
>>556254001awooga.reply
>>556253950Around 35%
Why would I want high wit when the difference between 700 and 1000 is a 2.5% better chance of activating skills
>>556253950....not that low. Three chances out of 100, and missing all three chances? Yeah not low at all.
can my 1400 speed suzie take me to the A finals?
>>556253950(.97^100)*100%.
>>556252909tell me how long the cooldown for leaving my current club to joining is
>>556254051What's in McQueen that makes them like that?
>>556254141I FUCK Curren
>>556254141ok now calculate how the odds of all skills activating increases
>>55625419724h or nothing if you request your danchou for a kick.
>>556254141sexo
>>556254148Do some rooms with her and find out
>>556254141Don't slander my wife
>>556254148I think so. I've been testing my Sprint Suzukas a lot and they aren't nearly as bad as I thought.
>>556254148>runawayYou ruined her
>>556253950according to pic related, you have a 64% of turning up nothing in 100 rolls.
>>556254265I don't have the other 2 fronts yet
>>556254141i would care in a game you can fail 1% training chances multiple times in a single run
>>556254220Maybe it was McQueen's parents?
>>556254342That's for rate-ups.
Which uma's donut would you eat out?
>>556253892You do realize that Sodashi is white, not gray? Her kid won't change colors later on
>>556254197max is 24 hours, less if you ask your current danchou for a b&
Why does horse sperm sound weird when it spurts out?
>>556254401The 3 legendary semen demons...
>>556254410rate-ups don't affect the 3% SSR rate, you silly baka.
>>556254342>>556254584those are the numbers for pulling a specific 0.75% rate card/umanot for any SSR/3* which is 3% per pull
>>556254584No, as in those calcs are for the probability of getting no rate-ups in 100 pulls.(1-(.9925^100))*100%=about 64%.
>>556254141the difference between 700 and 1000 is a 12% higher chance of entering downhill mode and getting a 0.29m/s speed boost
double useless
>>556254779>useless
>>5562539503* and ssr are 3% odds, so 97% of not getting multiply that 100 times and you get 0.97 ^ 100 = 4.8%
>>556254779
>>556254446My beautiful wife Tachyon's, of course.
>>556254918>>556254976if it makes you feel better I didn't cleat it, so I could get the bonus .02% TT bonus or w/e
>>556254740I must be misunderstanding how pulling for rate-ups works somehow>pull on Fuku banner>every pull gives you 3% chance to get any SSR>every SSR pulled then has 0.75% chance to be Fuku/Vegais that how it works?
This felt like a good run, call the spark.
>>556255236no, the rate is 0.75% for fuku, 0.75% for vega, and (3%-0.75%-0.75%) = 1.5% for any other SSR
>>5562552841* Guts
>>556251804cute
>>556255236No. You get an SSR and it's a 1 in 4 chance of being the rate-up.
>>556254740No need for the 1-Chance of not hitting is 47%
>>5562552842*wit1*pace
>>556255357Oh, thanks, sorry
Better hope your trainee is trainable in MANT
>>556255318>>556255441rude, it was a very gay spark though... at least it wasn't dirt*3 or I would be forced to take it
>>556255541The truly gifted umas are from the top tier and also have speed growths.
i got MLB stinko windy today
Fuck you fuck you fuck youWho do you think you are not giving me Head On shitty horse
>>556255759I'm on my 11th borrow and she still has yet to give it to me
Isnt Ogurin the actual potential uma? She can run anything with little effort.
>>556255541>curren is urara tier
>2spd 3wit riko gets through the run fairly comfortably but can lowroll on wit>2spd 4wit fixes that but makes the kikuka sho a nightmare and feels horrible to playI don't know why it feels so much harder to get SPEED when I throw in a fourth wit card (honestly what killed this run, not that it was really going anywhere with 0 sprint procs and that speed) surely you'd think that'd make it easier but that's honestly what I'm feeling. I miss Biwa's wit growth...
>error 102>can't log back in30,000 carats NOW Cygames
>>556255541#1 at MANT!!!
>>556255839>can run anythingExcept consecutive races
Just went on an uncapping spree and now I am rich
>>556255903Hehe now, clanker
>>556255903Same. It's fucking over
>>556255541So all the coming umas are ok except Mambo
>>556255903>getting the sameThe curse of Sweepy is taking effect
>>556255903Error 102 is the banned error lmao
connecting
What causes this to happen instead of +5 all and +1 It's On? Is it having Hot Topic?
j... jiggy???
>>556255541Is E enough to win dirt races as a front runner?
>>555969037>The lewdest card we have is the Ikuno Dictus feet fetish card.that is not true
>>556256269>>556256269>>556256269move
>>556256171Using a scenario link trainee
Name ONE (1) career that isn't 90% rival yuri bait. It's an yurige and you are delusional if you think any uma wants their male trainer. Just think about how all the parents in the game are lesbian couples. Why play a waifu collector where the waifus are at most platonic friends with the player?
>>556255903sexo
>>556256203in career? kind of. But not really. Haru runs in the Arima usually take about D or C aptitude, good luck winning anything with E.
>>556256382Ok but she has G in front runner, I'm talking about Maya I wonder if she win dirt mile or dirt medium with E dirt B mile
>>556255541no way mile/medium is required, I don't believe it
>>556255541CURRENSISTERS....
>>556251572you've been her trainer for 3 years
>>556256674nigga you're running races 90% of the time and 90% of races are miles and mediums.
>>556258254you haven't played mant
I'm cooming
>>556232496Why are all the other umas so angry?
>>556255541>Oguri still metaCAP AS IN PEAK
