Bricked Up Edition>NewsTF2 Classified released: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3545060/Team_Fortress_2_Classified/>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>555855735
>>556253420Apparently it was sigafoo, along with the razorback nerf
>>556262908thanks for that tough guy
shupo status?
>>556263051>engineer main got spy nerfeda loch n load upon his entire bloodline
Did Zesty win yet?
You're going on an 8 hour flight to a Team Fortress 2 LAN, which seat do you choose?
3 NIGASON CART
>>556262908this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>5562638852, my neighbor will be sleeping and the people in front of me are also sleepy. I will obviously be sleeping. Cozygang supremacy.
ok give it to me straightis there even a chance that we ever get Quickplay back?
>>556265084the chance is non-zero
>>556265084no
gn fags, endeavor to be a little less gay every day
Retarded timewasting question with an ugly unrelated tranime picture attached
>>555859731
>>556266239>16-1713+*
>>556262908good OPhilda plap>>556263354shupo double paizuri>>556263750noelle plap>>556265084>>556265382yordle mating press>quickplay coming backzero
plap bait
>https://store.steampowered.com/app/3897800/Poker_Night_at_the_Inventory/Let me get stranges this time please
>>556269047I wonder if I can get extra copies if I get this
>>556266927
>>556262908>>556239040> https://litter.catbox.moe/eddkw3.png
>>556269047rouge paizuri>>556269027would>>556270250nice
Sniper is a burden on the game no matter which team he's on. Attacking Snipers only serve to turtle, pick off enemies with bad positioning and awareness, and fail to take out key targets until after Medic has charged. Defending Snipers do a lot of the same, but at least they're kind of doing what they're intended to. Either position could be better filled by a Scout or a Soldier and have more utility.Topscoring Snipers do not "carry" teams. A team with a topscoring sniper is either losing or the Sniper is pointfarming F2Ps with bad positioning. A Sniper's points can all be chalked up to being useless while real classes push and make real plays. The psyche of a Sniper is that of a vain and scorned woman; unable to hear criticism, unwilling to make decisions to benefit a group, desperate to prove something, ready to blame everyone else when their choices result in failure. Telling a Sniper to change class is like telling a woman her ex was in the right, but at least when a woman has an emotional meltdown she will look attractive while doing it.
>>556269960That nigga doesn't know shit
>>556270250Damn I gotta check this thread more often. Good stuff bwo.
>>556270686Meant for >>556266239
>>556266239>>555859731>racist is also a pedomany such cases!
>>556270250SEXOOOO
>>556269047Is this gonna be a one-off or will they be able to remaster the second game too?
Ouma sex
>>556270250>oppai koharuhorrible, she's supposed to be a washboard
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3897800/Poker_Night_at_the_Inventory/?poker night remaster is a thing soonanyone here excited to get the items without paying a million bucks for a delisted game?honestly the items are meh at best to me, it was the exclusivity that made them cool
Still no shooter as good as tf2I'm tired bro, i want something else
>>556272668kokichi plap
>>556273073I wonder how they'll censor this and it sequel
>>556272774koharu plap
>>556272668holy fuck
This may seem trivial given the gigantic cube that projectiles interact with, but this bullshit causes it to fail more often than not and only reflect the nearest rocket. So imagine how I felt finally landing it, in a real game, at complete random without even trying.https://youtu.be/Fje1sFQJmB4?t=170
>>556272668SEXOOOOOOOO
DemofIoyd
>>556275568
is a pedo
>>556276115lol
>>556272668sex this thing
>>556269047>People that got the items through steam keys rn:>People that missed out on the Black Rose after the AVA remaster didn't give you one rn:
>>556276115Incorrect, he's the least degenerate poster here.
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Throw bricks at pyro players. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>556269047>Trailer is just showing off the TF2 promo items cuz it's the only reason people give a fuckAt least they're honest
>>556269047https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ1O6fRCyzo
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
they'll make existing ones vintage, trust the plan
gonta
Reminder that most of the shit Heavy says in Poker Night is him just bluffing at the table. There's a reason it sounds out of place for his character yet he fooled so many so well since the "PhD in Russian literature" bluff is still passed around as fact lol
>>556277220all this time and they couldn't just put promo items to unlock as untradeable with new achievements like why
Zesty is live with his 90IQ /pol/ bf
>>556280195He is streaming with Viva?!
>>556280327gore is not allowed on twitch, so no
>>556280604tf2 is pretty gory, what is he playing?
>he thinks the poker night remaster will actually give out tf2 cosmeticslaughing my lol off
>>556280195lol wtf is the "if you use the tomislav, i hate you" guy doing on there.
>>556280793read the description on the store page doofus
>>556280793no need to be retarded lil bro
>>556279519every promo item, as carefree and silly as some may seem, has paperwork involvedno one at valve is gonna start sending emails and making phone calls just to get some old reskins in the hands of the few people that want them
>>556281095>>556281539>he actually thinks that they're telling the truno okay i'll give it up. i didn't read it lol.
>>556281632but they should as compensation for dropping MYM on us
Serverblight question, would I be somewhat less fucked if my server had friendly fire, allowing me to kill proxies of my own team?
>>556282604it's pretty clear that from valve's perspective, the compensation for mym is the game not being shut down and removed from steamenjoy, goy
what are some underrated custom maps? for me it's koth_namicott>>556269027>>556272668seggs
>>556282917Somewhat, but you'd still be fucked if one touched you, and with paranoia that means you or someone else goes the Thing route
>>556270250holy keyed...
>>556269047>requirements: 2gb of ram>for a 16 year old game about pokerWhat the fuck even is optimization?
>>556286827Tycho's hair is very demanding
>>556286827it's a remaster
>>556280195Hey now. I've never posted on /pol/ before
>>556262908>>556263354>>556265084>>556265382>>556269047>>556270250>>556281062baby making sex with hilda, shupos, yordles, rouge, olivia, and zelda
>>556291163wtf is this from,,,,
chicANO
chickANAL
>>556291757many are saying this
>>556276787Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Get bricked up for pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>556295027this butt also>>556291757
>>556262908https://steamcommunity.com/groups/transf2Thanks for the OP sister, you forgot your Team fortress 2 steam group
>>556295258
>>556266239average shartyfag pedo
>>556276642lol>>555859731
>schizo owner>goes to an irl event with friends and other acquaintances, in love with one of them but doesnt commit>catches them about to have gay sex>selfcucks, crashes out and gets kicked out>contacts everyone they know and suicidebaits them the whole time>never admits accountability, over half the servers staff team leaves>constantly threatens to take revenge all throughout>image related
>>556297158>>556297234Didn't know shupo/pokigirls/yordle poster turned heel with demofloyd now... Yikes
>>556275568>>556276115trvthnuke
>>556297750everyone hates the floydpedoautist bro it's not that deep
>>556297971Same with the aforementioned porn addicts too
>>556269047deploy some female armpits here
>>556298131no just the floydpedo rly
>>556298452+ the other pedos, fr
>>556298131nope.avi
>>556298131Many agree with this.
>>556298131>muh porn addicts bogeyman
>>556243746Look at the image for the ban reason you fucking retard
>>556297672who?
>>556298131this.
pornography gamepornography general
That zesty and bigb stream was fucking awesome. Lot more energetic and entertaining than the other wet blankets zesty usually has
>>556300254You can say that again sister
>>556297971many are saying this>>556298131no one is saying this
>>556300421you may keep seething sister
>>556300614>1 mention of pornography>she latches onto italright sis we get it, it's important to you
>instant deflection as usualutterly defeated and mindbroken, BOOM
>>556300993you should find something to think about besides trannies
>>556301412it's no use, his brain is already too rotten
>>556301301>>556301412>>556301491Ladies ease it up with the projection, i simply agreed with your assesment here >>556300254, i get it this stuff is serious business to you gals even more so than instead of ya know Team Fortress 2's iconic gameplay.
(Voice) Heavy: should I be awake for this?
>>556295690Steam friends...
What’s going on guys
>>556301675some redditor is acting smug by saying everyone here is a tranny
>>556272668that's a dude
>>556301778son im from old tf2g, reddit is porn brained; quit your yapping in projectin already
stomachache...
>>556301675the guy with tranny voices in his head is having a meltdown once again
>>556301675we're not having enough egg making sex with cinderace
>>556301661*medic slams the quickfix around his dick*
>old tf2gYou're quite literally a newfag. You could be here 20 years and still be a newfag.
>>556301847>son im from old tf2g>thinks old tf2g wasn't full of porn and anime and people exchanging literal dick picsLMAO larper moment
>tfw you can't say shit without these people self reporting how they are on some slav shitposter buckbroke them + thinking old tf2g was people posting porn/other peoples penisesYeap sad
>>556302038>>556302076Girls...
>woe is me i'm a retarded clown that's super obviousyou are alone and always will be
>>556302526>thinking old tf2g was people posting porn/other peoples penises>thinkingokay thanks for confirming you're a newfag lmao
>>556302705nuh uh, i still play tf2 with my old tf2g buddies weekly
tf2?
>>556302832Why are you self reporting all you did back then was focus on porn and penises sis
>>556302887it's too late to backpedal and deflect now retard we all know you're larping as an oldfag now you will never fit in here
>>556303050>BabbleStop talking about yourself oml
>>556303286kinda gay ngl
Sometime ago people here were wondering what the source of this spy wasWell it was recommended to me, enjoyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqziC-Hgmco
this will be tf2 graphics in 2026
>>556303539I wonder if we can get a second set of the items with this new game...
>>556303539>Reuses the same messed up Heavy voice lines
>>556302834no you don'tif you did you wouldn't be here every waking hour trying to shitpost
>>556304160>Still projectingyou dont know me fag, i insist stop babbling and take your medications
>>556304160trvke
shartyfag btfo yet again
>>556303539heavy has beautiful eyesand i do mean this in a gay way
>>556278964>thinks it's a bluffHeavy's character was always that he's smarter than he seems. It's entirely feasible he has a PhD in Russian literature. It's not like it's a terribly hard PhD to achieve, either.
>>556302038>You could be here 20 years and still be a newfagThat’s pretty fucking sad and grim
>>556278964https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZBoEXkDHks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
Insider info: invest in Bounty Hats. there's gonna be a boom in 4 weeks
>>556278964Does pretending that you're a scholar really help you win at poker?
>>556306842No, it's a genuine piece of lore instead of a bluff, but to some people Heavy is just the funny idiot sandvich gun man.
trader mains have gone insane
>>556307053Just because Heavy might be bluffing about the PhD thing and the other stuff he says doesn't mean he's a retard
>>556307068*transforms into eric**makes 500 of these hats for free*nothing personal kid
A taunt of the Heavy where it's just him elegantly reading a book after violently killing you would be pretty cool. Nobody has made that yet.
>>556308024books are for trannies
>>556306842No, you're supposed to bluff about the cards you have. Poker is mostly the luck of the draw. There's an argument to be made about distracting people with stories, but going on a story about how you're secretly smart wouldn't really accomplish anything nor intimidate anyone. You can be the smartest person in the world but still get a shit hand, and someone with a strong hand would still challenge you.It seems to stem from people thinking Heavy is actually retarded (which means they failed at media literacy), so that means it has to be a lie, but these are genuine character backstory moments. Telltale got Valve's involvement in writing Heavy's dialogue. If you're going to believe he's bluffing about his PhD, then you'd have to believe his other stories like being sad a sparrow died are also bluffs. And at that point it means you don't know anything about Heavy.
I want a Heavy taunt that has hip whipping out Olivia and fucking her. The taunt ends when he cums.
>>556308380Olivia as a lunchbox replacement he can pull out and fuck at any time
>>556307068can you blame them when collectorfags exist
>>556308524*nom nom nom* cunny moist and delicious...hahaha...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E0y2ZDnkpsWTF why would Heavy do this???
>>556309187he was bluffing, nothing he says is real
>>556309390>Scare the shit out of your opponentsSounds like a good strategy
some people think they can outbluff memaybe*sniff*maybe
>>556309187watching uncle dane vids makes you relate to heavy here
>>556309187That Engineer killed his entire team, that's why. Heavy is a very revenge-driven character.>>556309390Retard moment
>>556310884>Retard momentthat's heavy's every moment
pootis-POW! HAHA!
>>556311236He's smart enough to track down the Administrator on his own, something even Gray Mann couldn't do.
>>556311524he was bluffing when he did that
everything i say is a bluffexcept thatand thatand thatand that
>>556311902I'm gonna bluff my dick in your ass
sodomy hours on /tf2g/ again?
>>556312538we're always bluffing when we sodomize each other
>>556312538sodomy with pandemonica specifically
>>556269047>strangeslol. lmao. kek even
PhD? In Russian LiteraturePeach Bellini? DrankEngineer? TorturedSparrow? DeadLittle bunny? Made into a hatYup, it's bluffin' time
>>556312894Anal
I can tolerate a lot of things on my favorite internet threads, but this talk of anal sex is too far. That's where poop comes from, you know.
>>556312786Careful on what you wish for.
>>556313656anal website
>>556262908I am heavy penis guy....and this....is my penis
>>556262908another jill from me
>>556315327been wanting to post these on the steam community but i have friends that would judge. so sad cause theyre fun to do. nice to share em here at least.
>>556315327>>556315534isn't that jane valhalla
>>556315664close enough yeah
>>556315234It weighs 12 grams
>>556315534well yeah that's one pixelated dispenser with mirrored text and her hand isn't even on it in a way that makes sensejk you have made a ton of quality edits so i forgive you
>>556313656It's okay. 80% of this thread has never had sex before. Let them have their fun for nowMy fun in Team Fortress 2 is winning close matches. Hell, even a loss during a hard fought game doesn't feel too awful if my team isn't a bunch of useless cunts
>>55631757699%*
>>556317696is viva really just 1% of the thread?
>>556315327>>556315534Shame your friends SUCK. Keep it up, "anon"
>>556315327>>556315534>>556315751holy trans fortress 2
>see cartoon women>think of trannies
>>556318416its real god damn annoying aint it
>>556317787he's the 99%
>>556318416>be tranny>see cartoon character (which looks like a child)>get a bonerthis is how mentally ill YOU are
>>556291757everyone is saying this
>everything i don't like is trans
>>556318416>>556318583Yeah, those posts are really low quality, offtopic, spam.
>>556291757dude... thıs ıs not normalGet some mental help already before you kıll yourself
>>556318816>
>slave font
Has anyone else noticed that youtube is seemingly dampening voices in videos, and then offering the voice boost option in the video settings? The voice boost ends up being too loud though too
>>556316324nah youre right, im not at the same level as eva anon but i love doing em.>>556318058:)
>>556318416Keep dressing up the anime girls sis, don't listen to the haters
>>556319610i use a digital audio compressor, works great for clamping all volume down to a certain maximum. sound lock is the one i use
>>556319636based
>>556318816Sniper (Voice): Mental sickness
I remember when the deus specs were all the rage
>>556313656https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yvwu9BlI78U
>>556313719I-I meant with her on the receiving end of it...>>556319052no thanks I love my life too much to ever do that, maybe you should worry about your own life
>>556319052>ı
>>556321430the schizo is a turkroach, explains everything actually
>>556321516>turkkek even worse, I thought he was a slav, or at least polish
>>556321516isnt one of the anime posters also turkish
>>556322002would be news to me if so
bros I think I'm gonna puke I had milk and sushi for lunch and beer and pizza for dinner and I've had indigestion all day
>>556319052Unironically too late for them
>uh oh they're making fun of me again time to start samefagging
>>556322757it's his magnum opus at this point
>>556322757projection
>>556323043now learn the beggar's bazooka
>>556323043>gunboats>not using shotgundoesn't count
>>556323713beggars isn't that hard to learn. being as good as antoni is but just overload jumping on it is easy. I think I beat the first two courses for that beggars jump map>>556323827I am playing soldier specifically so I don't need to aim
damn no one talking about this???we outlived ow2 as well LMAO
>>556318583teri is canonically trans thoughbeit
>>556324831>the girls we know you all goon to + some dude to make it *totally* not obvious
>>556325580i said that because i wanted to see if i could stir something and it turns out yeah i did
>>556327341teri anon do you go on /co/ or do you just really like the character to an autistic degree. this is not an insult im the same way
where's all the trolldier montages set to skyfall?
>>556330039is... is it not obvious?
>>556331779i'm just asking!! i usually stick to one board so imagining jumping back and forth between the two sounds annoying.
HOW DO I STOP SUCKING AIIIIIEEEEEEE
>>556332758get the cock out of your mouthheheheh
>>556332758stop playing pvp games and realize that everyone better than you has either over a decade of muscle memory and gamesense built up, or have been born and raised with on ipads and are on ADHD meds so they can perceive reality faster
>>556331779>>556331915This is how normal people see you two posts
>>556333515its true!!
>>556333378Fair enough, I don't expect to be a pubstomper or something but I at least want to feel like I'm doing more than being "the guy sitting in the midline about to get flanked because he's shit but self-aware enough to not feed"
>>556331915Well, yeah, but I poke around other places too. I use the thread watcher to keep an eye on things.>>556333515I believe most people here by now know I'm not normal in the slightest.
>>556334156>thread watcherthats fair. i used to be on /v/ much more then here. i kinda like the slower pace of this board though.
He's so perfect bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZww7N9HAD8>SouthernNinja wants a Team Fortress: Classic: Classic because the original version of it was better, apparentlylol
>>556335895>SouthernNinja
>>556335895idk who that is and I don't care to know
>>556336710SouthernNinja is a poster here>>556336048At 5:45 he says all the developers are "troons". If that's true then I can foresee an endless amount of drama, if the TF2 Emporium is anything to go by.
