Previous: >>556284978>>556284978>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year T.M. Opera O (3*), New Year Haru Urara (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Admire Vega (Power), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSR02/05 - 02/12 Racing CarnivalMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/Just for you, Ryanfag
>>556313476umas are dogs
>>556313476New site is out uma.guideBetter than (((gametorah)))
>>556313381real? seriru lifts? big if true
>>556313476thank you anon
torapena
WHERE IS THE BOTLOCAUST?????
>>556313476>vandalized breadi love ryan
>>556313648no problem, toreina, we've got a Ryanfag in my club too, and he's a pretty swell guy. Ryanfags are cool, I like em.
Dropping CBT propaganda...
well?
Mambo!
>>556313693The Rothschild family is funding shelter for the bots. Nothing will happen
>>556313594By which he means nearly empty except for some garbage "articles" and VOD links.
I got ryan from the 1 ticket I spent on the Ulala banner. It was a sign.
>>556313693cygames lost
>>556313738theres not a lot of us, but we're aroundwhat club?
>>556313754I mean....we're all signing the Satano papers, aren't we?
>>556313459HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH THINGS
Get over yourselves
>>556313754Juvenile Filies FTW!
Dacchis has one free slot open for any ojisans looking for a club.A+ club, quota is at 25 mil more or less. Clubchat full of sluts(they are switching to tickezo profile pics please join before they kill me).Just drop your id here for an invite or apply ingame. Have /uma/ in your profile.The one with that whore Curren is the correct one.
>>556313754NOOOOOOOOOO ITS SO SCARY ON 4CHAN I HAVE TO SIMP FOR AN INDONESIAN YOUTUBER INSTEADhonestly though maybe the vf guys are right, i bet you don't see pigs fucking people in their discord
>>556313850UMADash
>>556313875
Weird of them to end half tp before CM. Usually this is what they give you for CM with increased borrows
>>556313693Just so you know, the situation is being monitored. It's not my call to tell you something will be done but you have to be aware that while this thread has always been checked for reasons you may guess, since the sweepydev and hakurakudev come from here, this thread is more relevant than before. Be careful of what you use.
>>556313893This is infinitely worse than botting
>>556313754i feel like an island is more private, eg: a discord servernothing to hide here :3
>>556313754>diddycord userAren't they all groomers?
Name ONE (1) career that isn't 90% rival yuri bait. It's an yurige, and you are completely delusional if you think any uma wants their male trainer. Just think about how all the parents in the game are lesbian couples. Why play a waifu collector where the waifus are at most platonic friends with the player?
>>556313938>filename
>>556313429normalfags refuse to use anything other than mainstream social media so even a fed-infested website like this one is too scary for them
This image was 2 months ago and it's kind of relevant now. He's still shilling a 3rd party tool that could get you banned to speak.
>>556314034fair, im in autis/uma/, its nice to know theres more of us in /uma/ clubs
this is some kind of weird false flag since the guide site does not link to the VFcordit's some literal who
>>556314082>Name ONE (1) career that isn't 90% rival yuri bait.Stay Gold.
>finally get a 3* URA>not a single skill sparkt-thanks
>>556314082goldship. her only "rival" is tosen jordan who she literally says she wants to hit with a lariat. no that is not yuri subtext.
I'm not clicking that.
>>556313879But it's true...? Or are you going to say it's not?
>>556314146iirc I've seen one from uma&co or at leas was using the ryan biggest fan title
>>556314150The dev for hakuraku helped with some of it (they are SparkyVF in the discord in case you werent aware, they also host draft tourneys and helped make the Frosty Faustings uma tourney)Talented dev
I don't know if I want to open that
>>556314161tosen jordan would fall for this bait
>>556314281
>bot fags are beastiality posterschecks out
>>556313778Yoink
>
>>556314405Nyoooo...
>>556314281I fucking hate this website and I hate that I was groomed at fucking 9 years old to be here for the next 17 fucking years
>>556314281Why the fuck am I erect
>>556314281Yeah I'm thinking it's time to sleep
>>556314410
https://uma.guide/guides/cm9-guidethis seems a pretty decent write-up of Capricorn. Can't find anything wrong with it yet.
>seafag hours
>>556314281Im surprised he doesnt get kicked
>>556314334IT'S TRUE, SHE KNOWS IT, BUT HAVE SOME TACT IN THE PRESENCE OF THE PRINCESS
>>556313693They will shadowdrop it
buy an ad
>anon sees a thumbnail>fully knowing what's in there>it wasn't even spoilered>clicks on itwhat's wrong with you
>>556314471Actual skill issue
if the beastiality poster is in your club are you kicking them
>>556314471>9 years oldyou're too young to be playing uma. fuck off, this is ojii-san general.but seriously how the fuck did you even find 4chan at NINE YEARS OLD?
>>556314281Alright, enough internet for the day. Gn bros
>>556314570everything after medium investment is nonsensical garbage lmfao is this really what discord browns are shilling?
>>556314618my trainee forced me
I have interesting news for people who like the voice of Super Creek (ara ara mommy type)Her seiyuu will be voicing 10 characters at once in the upcoming anime version of Ingoku Danchi and they're all mature lady characters (The series is about mature lady molesting shota) Here's the manga if you're interestedhttps://mangadex.org/title/415a3211-c660-4fcc-8c5a-3f22bf2657b7/ingoku-danchi?tab=chaptersorhttps://weebcentral.com/series/01J76XYF7F82J6D669X88F52WS/Ingoku-Danchi
>>556314650my uncle didnt touch me but he did think it was funny to make me watch porn
https://jiggie.fun/wzdtE8https://jiggie.fun/wzdtE8https://jiggie.fun/wzdtE8
>>556314082>Reposting the same bait instead of coming up with a new oneI am disappointed anon
>>556314680thank fucking god. finally some stuffy uma feet to sniff to cleanse my mind of these horrendous posts.
>>556314281>American hours>White people fucking horse pussy now white people fingering horse pussyWhy are white people this degenerate.
>>556314636How would I know, there's no beastiality sticker in the club chat. Or beastilaity shoe
I wonder if the fags from VF's discord is liking the horse pussy>inb4 SEAmonkeys are into it
>>556314750>Erotica>Sexual ViolenceI did it, it was me, I bought the ad.
it's another burger confessions hour
>>556314770what the fuck anon? please be fake
>>556314725No thats just what Sprint CMs are like theyre fucking stupid
>>556314796Unless I missed another one, only pig fucking webm was posted earlier
>>556314606I don't know who you are, Kawakamifag, but you have fucking excellent taste in smugs. And Kawakami has one of the best casual outfits
>>556314770
Digitan LOVE
>>556314606It's 1000% tactful Kawakami zurihime Zurikami Paicess
>>556296830For long ass flights do horses/animals get put to sleep for the duration or are they kept awake?
>>556314969i mean last year there were multiple horsefucking vids postedWhats this pig webm I missed? Teio...
>>556313753The whore vs the pure virgin
>>556314817Dirt = pigs like dirt = pig fuckerKick all dirt shoe requesters
>>556313693Cygames is all talk, my clubmates have already turned the bots back on. UNPHASED AND UNFLINCHING.
>>556314821We just know (THAT) anon is eating good
>>556314725not true, even witgod said if you can get Pasa to a good statline and Sprint A, her odds of winning are very high.
>>556314061at least they aren't lolicons!
Are any of you autistic enough to roll for umas based on an idea of a team you have? I'm set on saving carats to roll for (2) umas I think wouldn't look out of place in a magical girl team centered around Kawakami Princess.
I'm disappointed with Hakurakudev if he really was related to making the new site and even telling people to upload their data into it.I thought you were a cool one.
>>556314770where is this thread going
>>556315040Stop
>>556314858you can confess too anon, wherever you're from
>>556314281>Ryanfagslol
>>556315025Nope, its actually a terrible idea to force horses to sleep or sedate them. They constantly move around when in a trailer to regain their balance, they'll get knocked around and hit their head if they can't move
This is my trainer card.Post trainer cards. If not yours, find a funny one from your follow(er) list. Be anon if you want idc. I just wanna see what images people are using.
STOP BEING FAGGOTS
>>556314976thank you, anon. and I agree about the casual outfit. have another smug.
>>556315067I jerk off to white not brown mares
Uma pregnancy. 9 months or 11 months. Discuss.
>CB: Midriff >Symboli: Short skirt>Brian: Midriff AND short skirt
>>556315213That's my mambro!!!!
>>556315025awake. They're monitored and given necessary food and drink
>>556314281WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT PONUTS WERE JUST A MEME
>>556315136My biggest shock is learning he's from VFcord or active in it.
>>556315283>birthday is the day before Brian banner rerunIT WAS MEANT TO BE
>>556314918It's fine, now he's living out a hotel hopped up on debilitating anti-psychotics for the rest of his life
>>556289939
>>556314770The fuck? What did he make you watch
>>556315213
>>556315376VFcord is the only place to get the highest level scrims and data
Talk about something that isn't horse penises, molesting uncles or discord groomer squads.
>>556315136>collaborating with botnigger>cool one
>>556315213cute daiwa
>>556315428
Weiiii!
im not in vfcord what the fuck are you retards talking about
>>556314750THIS is who the Super Creek VA is voicing?!!b-b-based.....
>>556315213>Be anon if you wantyeah no shit where do you think we are?
>>556313693right here buddy
>>556315213Nice now let's see Paul Allen's card
>>556315882
posting FP to scare the discord browns
>>556315882WOULD
sweepy dev spreading misinfo about Hakuraku dev?! color me surprised
>>556315747Why are u still on URA
>>556315972parent/fan farmingI don't use it for aces
>>556315949>have Raisu>have Mayanoso now all I need is Nishino or Sweepy and my Hebe Team is complete.
>>556315958who wouldn't?
We will make it to Sprint Finals and NOTHING is going to happen to botters. Cygames is a paper tiger. Screenshot this.
>>556315949based
>>556313575>leto and friendsWhat happened? I literally don't know what this references
>>556314605Mares like that
>>556316052Parent/fan farms are deadass better on unity too. U get way more stats and win more races. And you get like double the amount of hints on unity
why don't we just race instead?5911659459116594
>>556316145cross /vg/ board boogeyman, you're better off not knowing
>>556316132*pomf* what are we gonna do in the room, kawakami princess?
ace on my face
>>556316112faggots
>>556316248
Which is more likely to proc in an inspiration, 1* white spark from parent or 3* white spark from grandparent?
>>556316248>ip names cute girls based on real life horses>real life horses names based on cute girlsLife is a circle or something
>>556316331
>>556315621
Who has the best casual outfit? and why is it Curren Chan?
>>556316407
you can't make a better team than this one
>>556316448i like amazons a lot
>>556315731Yeah yeah, I know, in other games nobody has given a shit about hiding their username and friend code. To me it's kind of weird that people here feel like they have something to hide, but to each their own.
>>556316251you know
>>556316476
>>556316417
>>556316183eeeh I think it's more consistent on URAalso the point of Unity is leveling up bubbles by training instead of doing races, isn't it? that means less fans, less inheritance bonus and less race sparks
>>556316567
YIPPPEEEEEEEEEE I'm exhausted as FUCK
i had the worst fucking luck on this taiki run>fast learner turn 4>dont over do it turn 6>fail 3 sub 5% trainings that wouldve given 60+ and bursts>lost the first and last unity cup matchholy fucking shit, that fast learner was literally the only thing keeping me going and it wasnt worth it
>>556316448Out of those I'm a big fan of Tachyon's. Hishiama, Cafe. I hate Seiun's and Ryan's though
>>556316657
>>556316569
>>556316251The lewd act of hand-holding
>>556315283beautiful women and the dumb uggo Brian
>>556316743
>>556315213RYAN
Will Chiyo be the first uma to actually romantically like male trai- Of course not, she is too preoccupied with her lesbian lover Ardan. Why can't Cygames ever throw a bone to the non-yuri audience?
>>556316637You can ignore all unity mechanics and still get extra stats
>>556316745
>>556316830
How long is the Fuku card good for? When is the next meta card drop?
>>556316910
>>556316931bad now, good once MANT starts, useless after>When is the next meta card drop?Tachyon, after MANT
>>556316197>bakushin won against pace promote pasavery nicenext7606181176061811
>>556316668hehe...
>>556315213I didn't know you could do that
>>556316908
>>556316996
>go eat dinner >miss the fun posting My luck sucks ass
>>556316872This one is pretty good
>>556317081
>>556313746i am cb trainer!
>doing parent runs>dober does well every run, even the "bad" runs are just a lost race or some mood downs>mejiro donkey jobs every race, constant mood downs, complete shitshow with horrible sparksdoes this happen to anyone else? Im not even a dober fag, I pulled this horse to train endclosers and Vodka
>>556317076
>>556317174
Can someone post a late surger ace for CM?
>>556317004need one more, please join
>>556317358by the time i open game it will be full
The only conclusion I got from all those irl horse family trees is Sunday Silence the fucking GOAT for producing so many of my favorite umas
What happened, why are threads so slow? Last time people said longslop, but we are past that...
>>556317239
>>556317358all my umas would job to last 3
>>556317081Tamano...
>>556291873Would this also mean the foal is a G1 winner?
>>556317403this is a good thing
>>556316448I'm weak to simple one piece dresses like Spe's and Maruzensky's
>>556316448
>>556317416
>>556316448>curren dressed as your girlfriend>falco dressed as a fucking babyWhat did they mean by this...
>>556317402I am still surprised that people like you existHow did you avoid the uma -> keiba pipeline?
How do we improve the quality of /uma/ posts?
>>556317402The savior of Japanese horse racing
>>556317583Because I'm not autistic
umas for this feel?
>>556317583is kitapits expected to be leading at some point?
>>556317562
>>556316448the GOAT not pictured
>>556316448i still laugh at sky's overalls like bitch you aint a bricklayer
>>556317636If I had unlimited money I'd rise up to the challenge of Sunday Silence only CMs
>>556317710no
>>556316448Rice, Cafe and Mackie
>>556317729>overallsis it practical for fishing i don't know anything about fishing
>>556317797explain?
damn anime bakushin is fucking stacked
>>556317715
>>556316448Halo's casual drip is underrated imoAnd I love Gold Ship's only because it makes her tits look bigger than Creek and Doto
>>556317835anything with lots of thick pockets is good for fishing
Chiyo soon!
>>556317835overalls are good for any activity where there's splash involved
>>556317890bakushin is stacked periodshe's not the biggest but she's supple and bountiful, quite athletic too
>>556317004this time pace promote pasa winslast one3684348736843487
>>556316448Teio looks like she has a micro bikini from a gast glance
>>556316448So did the Mejiros make her wear that not realizing how bad it looks on her because what the actual fuck Ryan
>>556318071I'm surprised you bought mummy on Pasa, she has enough accel
>>556317997Cute neicha.
Pokke sex!
>>556316560>>556316753
>>556318154it suits her charactershe wants to be feminine but doesn't know how
>>556317835she should have an actual fishing vest if she wants to rock the grandpa look, all the old men where i live just wear their vests even if they're not going fishing
>>556318250>I love Rice Showerno, what you love is Daiwa's vagoo, stop your damn lying!
>>556318154Because they are catty bitches
>>556313594Oh. It's 'them'.
>>556318250>Rice shower lover>Literally no rice shower anywhere other than textI don't believe you
I’ve bricked two careers in the past two days because of Tenno Sho fuck this race.
>>556316537One time, somebody posted race results and didn't hide his name. He immediately became a thread celebrity faggot. And that's why you hide names.
>>556318330blue bloom!
>>556318329women like wearing overalls casually when they're trying to look laid-back and relaxed. It's weird. It's some stupid comfy cottagecore shit like that
>>556317710Unless he has more children on the level of Equinox, I doubt it>>556317683It's not a matter of autism, any player that asks themselves a design question like "I wonder why x character has (insert a detail here) in their story/outfit/relationship with another character?" will 95% of the time arrive at Keiba as an answer and subsequently fall down the rabbit holeThen there is also following careers of current horses to look out for the next interesting one to be added to uma and get attached to them preemptively
>>556316448kawakami princess' is very cute
>>556313754Oh noes, is this us getting roasted?
>>556317174Mihono and Seiun Sky being related weirdly makes a lot of sense
>>556318448for >>556318386
>>556314750Oops!All Creeks!
>>556317710Kita despite having great results, has the reputation of giving life to late bloomers which is not really ideal
>>556317583Duramente was taken from us too soon
>>556317867Only umas descending from Sunday Silence allowedi.e. Long: Golshi, Tachy, CafeBut those are already Meta so I think it'd be fun to add more rules, like, one for each style, there needs to be at least one mare, , one mutie, at least one has to be child, one grandchild, one great grandchild or beyond, etcSo in the case of long, I'd do ZRR, Genti, Buena VistaWhich is still strong, but one is a mutation and it's expensive as fuck
>>556317992stupid stegger post your global card or go back to your own thread onichan.
>>556318595>>556314750total creek domination
>>556317992>3LBfake fan
>>556318467>It's not a matter of autism>proceeds to write an autistic wall of text
>>556317583sad tony bin died kinda young. would've been funny to have more horses that like to play the tongue game like tickezo and pero-chan (air groove)
I'm very disappointed in Eisin-having umadacchis. Why is there no >Toi, Toi, ToiSoundpost? You fools! It could ward off SEA.
>>556318593
>>556314750>Studio: Elias (Plus-Sized Elf, Yandere Dark Elf)This is gonna be SHIT
Autism is when you like something that the normgroid hivemind hasn't approved of
>>556318717>Only umas descending from Sunday Silence allowed>i.e. Long: Golshi, Tachy, Cafe>But those are already Metawas going to say it's harder to not use ss kids
>>556318071fine, last one5376439553764395>>556318156I guess I just wanted to have something to push her a little bit if she enters late race at 3rd
>>556315213Nice, let's doxx ourselves lmao
>>556318071>only 2 non S umas
what's different about these two skills
>>556318771First-rate Cuteness!
>>556318154I feel so fucking bad for her, that outfit is horrible. Mcqueen's is exactly what you'd expect of an ojou-sama on her day off, casual but quite classy. Dober's is borderline royalty's day off - and Ryan's? Something a frumpy aunt with shit fashion taste would wear. It's atrocious. Ryan deserves better
>>556317992Who invited this loser
>>556318982stamina to spare procs early race hence "approaching mid-race"
>>556318919Both are hard when you're a poorfagt. poorfag
>>556318850>3 lines>wall of texthmmmm...>>556318907Does this apply to keiba tho?
>won 1 practice room out of xth millionYep, I'm ready to sneak my way into A Finals again.
>>556318595>VA cast as Super Creek is most likely an IRL shotaconfuck me............
>>556318954what are we gonna do onee chan? follow each other?
>>556319116The evidence speaks for itself
https://files.catbox.moe/xok5zo.mp4
>>556318907>>556319116Looks like I hurt some autistic feelings
>>556319194did taishin win?
>>556319258she got brocked
>>556318982early-race vs mid-race
>>556318940pasa deck?
>>556318745I don't have one. I kind of do regret not starting when global did but when I saw the lack of QOL that I was already used to in JP I couldn't be fucked. I have an account I just log in to amass crystals/stuff from free rolls until Stego gets released though.>>556318794I could do it at any time but even at 3* it's the best guts card I could have and being (mostly) F2P and refusing to roll for cards outside of random impulse rolls I'm trying to save as much of these as possible. If I weren't hard grinding Stego runs where I can't even use this card I'd have probably done it a lot earlier. I'll just do it after the Anni free rolls.
>>556319258nope, she got last
>>556317583how the fuck did real shadai even make it on here
>>556316448Why is pasa naked?
>>556319239My future paizuri slave.
>>556319379But Eru isn't in that picture tho????
>>556319239
>>556319379you made me check, goddamn itare you happy now
>>556318973Due to the nature of sprints, this is probably going to have the most S ranks you'll see before MANT. The DIRT CM coming next will have a lot less S rankers just because you need some pittance of stamina to run that track.
>>556319473But she is naked, she doesn't have her mask on.
I am getting very close to making the perfect mutant Tamamo
>>556313754Why are they talking about 4chan
>>556318973/uma cm rooms have several variations of tryhard-whale. Theres 100% a few who aren't even testing their umas and just looking for the win dopamine. Especially when the results often get posted.
The browns
>>556319449The fact that you got so into this that you keep replying is proof that your mom had too much tylenol holy shit
>>556319356
I wish my mom overdosed me on tylenol so I could be free of my mind
>>556319587can you even proc tail
>>5563191162 many words = autism + getting emotionally worked up = u loseyou'll never win if you can't communicate the point in 10s or less.
>>556319605are not a good football team
>>556319708You can't od on tylenol, it's not even that bad compared to other OOC pain killers such as advil/ibuprofen.
I wish Super Creek would eat my ass.
>>556319604Do you want to test your possibly bad Umas against other possibly bad Umas or against good Umas
>>556319809Why do people think a football team would post in a 4chan thread?
>>556318940>raped by late startsthank you for participating
>>556319832According to Trump and RFK tylenol causes autism.
>>556319494You can reach 600 stam just by borrowing a 9* and clicking power a bit.
>>556319772Maybe if i had prof.C but kitasan didn't finished her event
>>556319239I like that you assume I got hurt instead of just being curious, a good way to rage baitIt's 4 am for me, so have a good night
Okay so I've spent a lot of time looking up Hayahide's skirt and I have a theory that she isn't wearing shorts. The hip vents on her inner layer are larger than on her skirt. So large that the waistband would have to be comically high for shorts. Instead, I think she wears some kind of bodysuit underneath.Picrel is what I theorize.Thoughts? Does anyone else think about what's happening under her garments as much as I do?
>>556313693When MANT releases
>>556319929Ask anyone here and they have been making multiple football teams with their umawives.
>>556319336Whats your deck looking like over there while being casual f2p?
>>556319985>4amWe are truly never safe from the Fins
>>556319331
>>556318681And the faggots at Northern Farm were not helping to preserve his bloodline. Get another horse to help Titleholder there you bastards
>>556320061nopan
>>556319956If the mother takes it during pregnancy the chance increases, the kids doesn't take the drug but is affected by her bloodstream. Your mother probably didn't took tylenol but she most certainly did smoke weed while drinking alcohol if you fail to understand what that means.
>>556320061My oshi's sister is more lewd than I expected
>>556319891t. whaleYou know, i was even nicer about saying it this way than in the past to exclude some, yet it still triggered at least one
>>556320104close, you should watch out for poles
>>556319985>i-i'm not mad! j-just curious!>g-good night!>he still repliedSure thing. Don't forget your weighted blanket and sleeping headphones
>>556320061This is erotic, but I need Biwa to be wearing spats with vents. It’s crucial to her character.
>>556320148>Your mother probably didn't took
>>556320104Binland is utc+2I woke up early
tylenol od causes liver damagetylenol non od is one of the least side effect drugs in existence
>>556320207Ok now answer my question
Im too lazy to use up my TPs todayAny good doujin to fap
>>556314082Would Cafe count? Her career just involves beating several rivals and leaving them in the dust to reach her Sunday Silence.
>>556319587as end/late, you shouldn't be getting mummy, you should be getting redshift.Mummy activates in 4th only when you are within 1 length of 3rd.Redshift CAN proc early, but realistically if your end closer is in 5th on the final corner you're winning anyway. It'll activate long before hug and to greater effect. it raises your speed by .48 while hug only raises it by .3 and takes longer to do it.pace/front rely on hug because they have to. late/end don't and shouldn't.
>>556320102This is what got me into A Group, knocked down to B group Finals, and then subsequently woman B group.
>556314082Not even worth a (You)At the very least try to make it spicier>>556320391I like to see that as Cafe being a special kid and Tachyon and Trainer being her parents
>>556320091I’m behind. I need to start catching up. I don’t know how to draft players, but I’m sure my trainee will explain it to me
2245 spmissed any S's, procurv, meticulous measures, countermeasure, THH, highlanderso it's probably just going to lose! but wew
So these are the American evening hours, huh?
>>556320421you dropped this
>>556320061>Does anyone else think about what's happening under her garments as much as I do?No, you might be the champion.
>>556320345Are you new? If CM rooms, both uma and public, have proved anything its that they often don't reflect the actual cm. A big one for Sag was how thered be heaps of fronts and rabbit suzus
>>556320480Good to hear you can actually get 1 win at group A with that deck, less tryhards these days?
>>556319637you'll believe it's the same keiba autist anon you were talking to earlier because it justifies your reaction but I just wanted to post that because you seem like a douche
>>556313476
>>556320586I've nooticed it's been like this since the new files dropped. Not just here but everywhere. /pol/ and their handlers are working overtime to stoke derision.
>>556320579Turf S and power is insurance in case your gamba accel fucks up. Just get lucky and you're good.
>>556320579i thought countermeasures was bad
>getting an S rank sprinter is considered "whale"Am I surrounded by shitters or goyims that impulse roll their carats?
>>556320728
>>556320686Honestly? I probably just got lucky.
>>556320648>some anons still belive this little cespoll with less than 200 users reflects the reality of the whole gameI was going to say that's funny, but I take delusions very seriously
>>556320728(you)
>>556320648So you're saying that the CM test rooms here and ingame don't matter? Why are you testing your umas here?In my experience if I can beat anons here I can beat people in Group A comfortably and if I struggle here I will struggle in the actual CM
>>556320802they're all bad lol, it's just what my deck can give>>556320780problem is I hit 0 accels
>>556319151wouldn't be the first time
>>556320839Most of those are bots. I think majority of the real players are on mobile.
>>556320702down syndrome horse.
>>556320728this happened to my best friend haha
>>556320834I think its more of a highroll getting S with a f2p deck, unless you pigged out on the Bakushin Biko banner
>>556320629
>>556320915Even assuming 99% of those are bots and we ignore mobile, this place is merely a 5th of the actual playerbase
>>556320728>a man turns into a girlman, if that happened irl, that'd be crazy........can't even imagine it.
>556320918Trying way too hard to get a (You), reeks of desperation
>>556320586So Trainer did you marry Nishino Flower yet? Haha congrats that means you are in the Nishino family tree now! Do you know what happens when you are in the Nishino Family tree?
>>556321095Meant for >>556320918
>>556320237>weighted blanketWait. Is that a weird thing to have?
>>556321095dont be mean to him
>>556321095down syndome horsedown syndrome poster
>>556321107brb marrying nishino flower right now
>>556321107I love it when umas are 2-for-1
>>556321095meant for>>556321208
>>556321187Only if you're old.
>>556321107does Seiun Sky get the corner chair?
You know its bad when most people want cygames to desperately skip MANT and Grand LiveEven cygames might want to...
>>556315213Didn't know this was a thing until now
>second summer has ZERO rainbows during a fantastic run where you get all the skills to want from hints, bursts, and support eventsA tale as old as time.
>>556321294Whew
>>556321251Same
>>556321370no one is borrowing SR Mayano bwo
>check chiyo kit>built in speed star, head on and savy>T.pulse ult>great secret events>great stat growth distribution>also cute as fuckWhy are you skipping her?
>>556321187Commonly associated with autism. I think people just like to start shit though.
>>556321202I love that channel. It showcases the cuteness of the umas, full distilled moe at full concentration.It's perfect. I remember seeing the Mambo edition six months ago and being utterly spellbound
>>556321370bro? your club?
>>556321364saying a thing doesn't make it true, you know.
>>556321434I'm more of a cat person.
Should I even try to raise sprint from F->A if I only have single circle affinity?
>>556321357gets to make more with flower so taiki can have someone new
>>556321434Her pussy smells like fuel and metal polish
>>556321434>great stat growth distribution
>>556321382Fuck me, then picking the skills after the run makes me realize how good the horse could have been.This was a champion if I just maxed speed.Welp, onto the next one
>>556315213Ikuno…Dictus
Wow NY Opera's stat growth is super problematic. Cygames should be reported to the ADL tbdesu
I'm tired of running careers, but I love my umas so much.
>>556321572KR TW and JP servers all had 75% playerbase fall off after MANTGL didnt recover that because GL sucks click speed, speed speed speed because they raised the cap to 1600 but actually its 1250 so people rioted and cygames actually made it 1600 and ruined the entire scenario
>>556321662Single circle is an incredibly broad range. It can be 99% as good as double circle down to "good fucking luck getting inspirations".If you're doing it to run Pasa, no you shouldn't. Because that's soulless.If you're doing it to run someone shitty or actually interesting, by all means, go for it.
>>556321434I don't want to fuck a dog>>556321860>posting his own IDanon no
>>556321815>>556321382Ah forgot my image like a dumbassAlso a tale as old as time
>>556321860>saggy silversad
>>556318623only three of his most successful kids are late bloomers, everyone else either bloomed really early or never bloomed at all
>>556321739mistaking her for bourbon
>>556321434Because:>only have 70k carats>need to spark all-uma banner to get Maruzensky/Seiun/Brian/Dober/Curren (haven't decided which yet)>need to spark VBourbon's banner because frontfag and I love Bourbon after anime S2>need to spark Kitasan because frontfag>need to save for Brian/Seiun rerun in June>need to save 200 rolls for SMaru/Finemo in August>Need to save 600 rolls for Speed Tachyon in JulyI just don't have the carats, and if I were just cutepulling, Hishiama, Jordan, Gold City, Falco, and Dober would come first
>>556322005I'd say this needs more speed but I just lost a room to a Sprint B Pasa
>>556321434>Right before Finemofuck you negro
>>556321920>KR TW and JP servers all had 75% playerbase fall off after MANTsource? Sounds like a lie
>>556320128taiho's not at northern farm
>>556321989You may follow me if you wish. My longslop Tachyon still gets borrows occasionally.
>>556322117Nah, she smells like WD-40 and cat shampoo she was told to clean her pussy and thought this was the right product
>>556320648>A big one for Sag was how thered be heaps of fronts and rabbit suzusMy bad, didn't know the 6 rooms I ran would have this much of an impact on everyone's perception
>>556321251
>>556321425What do people borrow? I stopped playing this game for a while after I got tired of parent farming>>556321471Got kicked for inactivity, not sure if I'm gonna get back into this game the way I was before so I don't wanna join one just to lose interest and get kicked out again
>>556321364bwo, I wanna play MANT though
>>556321920scorpio was peak umamusume all the numbers get fucked from here
>>556321920You're not telling the whole story bro why GL killed JP
>>556321434Because Shiraoki-sama told me that whatever uma I desire will spook me 5 banners later, maybe within fewer than that. Worked with Kawakami when I pulled on XOguri, I dare not be more greedy with my desires
>>556321904actually lost, holy shit
>>556322147Sorry your trainer dumped you for Kitasan, Suzuka, but Spe-chan is is with ME now, and we're very happy together.
>>556322147Fuck now I'm gonna think about suzuka porn until I fall asleep
>>556322249uma doesnt sales chart like other gacha games, you just had to be there. people were calling it "pretty stock simulator derby"during mant and quitting because its too complicatedand when you actually figure out it takes an hour to finish because no super skip.and when you timewhale you lose to double dom Xoguriand then gl comes and you lose to double dom xoguri but now featuring tachy speed skills so you lose you JUST lose
Wish me luck bros
>>556321860That's my Mambro!>find a funny one from your follow(er) listIs that even possible?I don't think you can actually look at others' cards in-game
>>556322492so no source, ok
>>556322492>double dom XoguriI won against double dom XOguri tho
>>556322328...Yeah, that sounds about right. Man, girls really are cutest when they're almost retarded.
>>556322423Please tell us onii-chan, I'm all ears
>>556322159If it maxed speed I would call it there and be done with it. But whatever I'll just try again and attempt to get luckier
>>556322614No you havent, you won against shit made in 12 hours in an era where 564 doesnt existyou will lose to solo ace double dom xoguri in every track.in every single track in MANT and every single track after 564 releases
GIVE ME MANT OR GIVE ME DEATH
>>556322147spe is next
>you just had to be there
>>556322402parent farming is a form of self harm. i have 5/8 platinums and i have never made an actually good parent for any cm.
>Actually the scenario after MANT is just as much a game killer!Really trying to get our eggs out of that one basket after dooming a scenario that some people are genuinely looking forward to trying, huh?
>>556322718when does it end
But what if the wit bubbles were really tempting?
Umas you're rolling next>rob roy>MARVELOUS
>>556322814this but unironically
>>556322591>>556315213Oops, meant to give my (You) to a Mambro
>>556320061>Okay so I've spent a lot of time looking up Hayahide's skirtWhy would you do thay?
>>556321936It is Fuku. I think I'm going to have to put Suzuka as a grandparent and mutate a top gun / rice in order to get better affinity.
>>556322903We can still be Mambros, don’t worry.
>>556322856looks good to me
>>556322876soon>Marvelous>next
When will this Stay Gold spamming fuck fuck off to his thread
I'm a dad?
>>556322814"they" don't even know what's meant by this
>>556322846You just wait. Not only did Grand Masters kill the game, but global isn't even gonna get it because it's a collab. And then L'Arc killed the game, because the japs couldn't even beat the scenario.
>>556322846Doomposters are too retarded to stick with a single narrative
>>556322856I always pop on witdon't you know it actually gives the most unity team points?
>>556322913I'm genuinely fascinated by what she's wearing under there and have been for months.I need official art of her showing all layers.
>>556322876Sexono Diamond
>>556323056A single dadIf you aren't dating one of the hags, it's over for you but at least your adoptive daughter will carry on.
This general is always making the jannies work with all the porn being posted
>>556322402For me, the borrow is the same now as it has for the past 300 runs: Kitasan Black. Because mine is 0lb and nothing else compares for basically any run ever. It's like being in a prison. I cant wait for MANT, and I doubly cant wait for speed Tachyon and Pasa. Free me from this hell.
>>556323056Thanks for raising my wives
>>556322718I'm skeptical. Anons have been fearmongering shit since Global released, under the impression that Global will behave the same as JP and CN/TW servers. But so far, it hasn't. SMaru hasn't been the overwhelming dominator, she's dominated nothing. Suzuka was fearmongered after Oonige dropped, she's dominated nothing. The balance patches coming early means Global is figuring things out JP servers never could or did. And Cygames might release more balance patches early and change the meta again. XOguri wasn't the crusher in Saggy Taurus the way anons said she would be, and I doubt VBourbon will be either. If careers really do take an hour in MANT, that'll be a problem. I grant you that. But I'm also confident Cyjews are moneygrubbing soulless husk of a corporation and that they don't want to kill something this profitable. I'm hopeful what's to come won't be shit.
>>556323173how about Haru's mom?
I wanna try to start running. Should I run on a treadmill or a track?
>>556321860I gotta take more photos of gyarus to spruce this up
>>556323342You literally need to train like you would in umamusume for months before thatSo treadmill
>>556322852EVO skills introduced 2nd anniGrand Masters Introduced Divine Speed3rd anni changes PDM for backlinersall intentional decisions to kill Xoguri and she LIVES SHE LIVES UNTIL HALLOWEEN MAYAUNTIL ZOKZOKUNTIL ORFEVRE
>>556323103under her sports shorts she exclusively wears pink lace panties with a bow
>>556323342how much do you weigh and have you ever run before?>t.used to run 30 miles a week
>>556323342>Teio poster goes to a racetrack>runs 30m gasses out>dies on the racetrack because nobody is there to help him and he can't lift his own ultraheavy body
>>556323432what's zkzok
>>5563234835' 8" @ 210 pounds 172 cm and 95 kg in commie units >have you ever run before?lol no
>>556323536https://youtu.be/SGJ-mmkDVSU
>>556323536your bro...
>>556323342Treadmill in front of a TV is my favorite way.
>>556323576Try 1.5 miles a week to start your journey>ButNo but. You said you never run before
>>556323342Running out of food isn't running Teiobuhi
>>556323576I'd recommend:>walk one mile per day for a week or two, at a pace of about 15mins/mile if you canOnce you hit that comfortably:>start jogging a mile, about 10-12mins/miledo that for a month or so, then slowly increase the distance until you're about two miles a day, then slowly increase your speed to 9, then 8 minutes per mile. Good luck anon, it'll be tough especially at first, but running is so fun!
Whats the bot that everyone's using that I keep seeing pictures of?
>OP image is my AI RyanI'm honoured
Neicha
>>556323576lose weight before running, you will fuck up your kneels otherwise
>>556323576>95kgYou are too fat to start running, you will hurt your leg bones, start by walking and light jogging, after you lose some weight try to run fasterDon't slack on the diet fatty, cut on the burgers and cookies
>>556323963
>>556323576Start with walking. Do a mile on the treadmill or something the first day. See how you feel. If you get sore, wait another day to rest and then do it again. Every week increase the distance a little bit. Get used to walking longer and longer distances. Will build your cardio slowly and help you shed some of that weight. Running and walking both get massively easier when you're a healthier weight for your height.From there, you can decide to start adding in jogging. It will be very painful at first, and you won't be able to do it for very long. You'll be able to jog for a minute or so if that, and you'll be out of breath, and sweaty, and tired. Over time, it will get better.
>>556323712That's not a broThat's an onahole
get tirzepatide it makes weight loss really easy
>>556324261>He can't do both at the same timeNgmi anon
FUCK i still dont have ricewhy live
>>556324392one hand should be up her umanko
>>556324462have you tried quinoa? it's a lot healthier
>>556324462to get rice?
>>556314336>>556315136I am not involved with uma.guide nor am I SparkyVF, what am I reading
>>556321434I do not care for Sakura Chiyono OHer mom and her friend however are hot
>>556323342At your weight I suggest just start by walking
I thought this game was making way more than this, even dying games like NIKKE are doing better, what the heck
>>556324509lies, we use that for chicken feed
>>556324261Bronahole
>>556324462you can get her tomorrowbut only if you spend 30k caratswell? what will you do? do you really want her? her stat growths aren't very good, you know? She's not very strong, you know? do you still want her, or is it just a passing whim?
Please say something nice to Oguri and her love for burgers.
>>556324545hey I'm the guy who spams issues hope it isn't annoying i do it because i like the tool
>>556322423>GL killed uma because stats above 1200 is worth 1/8Why is that bad? I get whales raging at that because they can't retard stat stick but the majority should be happy
>>556324545took a little too long to respond, busy modding the vf server?
>>556324690That wasn't officially announced until AFTER people figured that out for themselves.
>>556324659I’d make her healthier homemade burgers every day
Never surrender.
>>556324784So they're mad because it wasn't announced? What are you saying here
>>556324690it's because it was a hidden mechanic that completely warped both gameplay and pull planscygames fixed it next scenario by lowering speed to 1500 and making trainings generally better
If jpfags or larpers are both saying MANT nearly killed JP, I wonder what it will do to global
when's all umaI need to roll
>>556324586Nikke is good and fun though. They just need to stop with the collabslops.
>>556321453send it over, i wanna check if my oshi is on there
>>556324659I hope you spook me tomorrow, you adorable fat fuck. I loved you since the first episode of Cingray and think you're swell. One of my favorite umas, and no mistake
>>55632489418 hours
>>556323576Alright this kinda makes me curious what the other anons here weighPost your oshi + your height & weight or do 10 pushups
>>556324503Sweepy playing with her umanko under her desk in class!
Will we get 5k carats by the end of this banner I want the nurse of high rolls but I only have 25k…
Are these good skills to get for Bakushin?My other good option is Plan XAnd prof is a no go because Kita never appeared
>>556324894>10:00 p.m., Feb 5 - 9:59 p.m., Feb 14, 2026 (UTC)Basically next banner reset.
>>556324876huge
you are not immune to cb propaganda
>>556324665Keep them coming, I'll just close them if I don't think something's a good idea.
>>556324889It'd be fun if MANT made Global stronger because of early updates and qols
I fucked up and I'm at 0 carrots atm, is there any near must have card or uma?
Every time Aruvu shows up as 2/3rd place I watch the MV to try and take pictures but holy crap did I just get a big fat reminder of how short Stego is
>>556324926why not, here you gohttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/oNES0kdkBYU
>>556324974Sorry anon, I posted my oshi with my name and trainer ID above. I can't now link it to my height, weight, and fitness level.
>>556321434I adore Chiyos design. I really want her. But her kit isn't great. Any ult that lacks velocity is just a lacking ult at this time until we get more accel skills available. I had to spark tam, tho i am at like 75k atm. Lack of innate recoveries tends to hurt on medium/long umas, esp if youre not a whale, it can limit your borrow significantly. I'm waffling on getting V.B... shes def not going to be as strong anymore - I don't really like her valentine costume, though I would like a bourbon period (plus maru wuvs her affinity). Anyone know if her OG or Ballroom is considered better, especially evolved? Also, I need at least 100k to comfortbaly go into augustish
>>556325010all of those are good. plan x is really bad.
Kek
>>556325136vbourbon and kitasan for frontkeksyou're saving until end of MANT otherwise
>>556325069Tell me one good thing about her that isn't covered by other triple crowns
>>556325069I amUnless you post THAT webmYou know the one
>>55632516710 pushups then anon, or 10 pullups if that's too easy for you
>>556321251Smug Brian
I just had what can be discribed as an incredible frustrating dream after falling asleep at 6pm without eating dinner>For some reason I was in university but with my highschool friends. >The school was hosting an running championship>It's still school so I was doing a group assignment the night prior>get paired with a friend, one of the good ones irl but acted like a lazy nigger which resulted in me doing all the work and staying up the whole night while he just sat there on my sofa saying, uhh yep and uhhh I donno to everything I asked>no problem whatever Ill do the carrying I'm good at math afterall>get back the results, an unsatisfactory 75% which for my own uni records is high but for some reason I was probably still in highschool mode where I old got 90s and over so I got a bit frustrated and I was debating on if I should send the teacher who in this case was my mom and another women an email about it>ended up not sending the email>later start racing>lose 1st place to a el pasta in the men's bracket>then have mcqeen win the entire thing by 2 sec time in the women's bracket right afterwards>ended up not getting any glory and go directly back to dork to pack up my shit to go home>wanted to meet up with all my friends but was unable to reach any of them>spend the weekend alone>wake up super frustrated>raging erection and extremely aggressive, terrible mood, really really really want to rape just Mcqueen for some reason.I hate when I have dreams...
>>556324659as in peak
>>556325318let me just go do pull ups on the shower rod real quick
Can you recognize your trainee just by her eyes?
>>556324974Silence Suzuka5'6"120lbs
>>556325361tl;dr
>>556325386No
whats the best supp card banner to pull for coming up?
rae's dumb laugh makes me hard
>>556325386Yes. It's one of the many things I love about her (and this game in general)
>>556324586anon, they barely bother marketing the game, they have to do next to no work to run, update and maintain it because it all already happened - this game is making them easy stupid cash. Also, if they do market, it will probably be after the temporary deathknell of MANT
>>556325476wait until the end of MANT
>>556325427I want to rape Mcqueen
>>556325386Man, year 1 eyes are mostly kinda dull, you can tell which umas are old and which aren't based on that alone
>>556325524Thank you
>>556325386My trainee has easily recognizable eyes.
Umallo
LITERALLY AT 200 WITHOUT A SINGLE 3 STAR UNTIL THEN HOLY SHIT.
should i get nsm on my bakushin?
>>556325562bwo that's a 2 star
>>556325632only if you have nothing else to buy
>>556325386Left>Spechud>Cesario>Buena>Doto>Kitasan>Dia>Daisca>PrincessRight>Chevachi>Vivlos (trans)>Verxina>Gentildonna>Rickey>Mambo>Alegria>Chrono
>>556325632not for front
>>556325562
>>556325178*obviously meant to say any ult that lacks accel
>>556325386it would be worrisome if i couldn't
>>556325386not fair to put umas that aren't in global yet :/
>>556325523why/whats the banner to pull for?
>>556325386My trainee isn't in that picture, anon
>>556325670better to double circle a corners or straightaways then?
uuuooooh breeding rice and urara ToT
>>556325386She has some very unique eyes so of course I do
>>556325832i'd double circle corner since it will at least proc during midrace
>>556325361>didn't race Mcqueen just lost to El Condor Pasta>wants to rape Mcqueen anywayanon, that's rude!
>>556324545You're just getting schizo'd don't worry about it
>>556325892so straight skills are bad?
>>556325476If you're a frontfag, pull on the SMaru/Finemo banner this summer. The Agnes Tachyon Speed SSR is the next big speed card, also released this summer. Later in the fall Ramonu Wit is released, and in April 2027 Speed Pasa is released, which is Kitasan 2.0. If you have tons of carats, you could also spend a spark on the CB/Creek banner, but only do that if you really like end closers.
>>556320839Who plays Uma on Steam?
>>556326171straight skills can proc right out the gate or late race, a part which includes when you're still trying to accelerate so they're a gambleif it's an accel then it wins you the race if it's a velocity skill then it can make you not slow down during the uphill
>>556326171>so straight skills are bad?not really, no. you should choose corner over straights though. a good proc on straightaway can guarantee you a pace promotion, or a win, however there's a chance that it will proc while you're still accelerating, which is bad. with corners you know you're getting a velocity up no matter what, and you can even get a carryover if you proc it on the correct spot.
>>556326370I do
>>556326370Who doesn't?
>>556320839At least 11k people retard
is sweepy good as a trainee?
>>556326512For >>556326370
>>556326374>>556326373so nimble nav over a double circle straight for sure then
>>556326564you'd have to ask a JPfag, but I hear her career is a nightmare.
Guys, I've been playing for 70 days so far, are these cards any good? I don't really pay much attention to guides, just a few advices every now and then from these general.
>>556326370Me.
I swear I saw a version of this that had a bit more text on the lifespan of each card, anyone have it?
>>556326564She requires correction and you cannot give it until after her career.
>>556326651if it has cheap hints, maybe. i've never seen my nimble nav with a useful late-race proc. either it's too late or it doesn't.you might have a different experience with your lobbies though, so just bee urself.
>>556326676probably has YADA gimmick
>>556323291super duper cutie
>>556326370honest players, since botters use emulators
It's over...Goldshi is in the files...
>>556326731Yes. You have a way better deck than me.
I just don't get how her trainer has not laid his hand on herI would've raped and creampied Scarlet a lot in junior year if not pre-debut
Falco is going too fast...
lots of newfags don't know the real reason why a lot of people quit during MANT, it wasn't only because of careers taking up to an hour when playing optimally, but lack of game breaking umas and supports as wellevery CM was garbage during that time because sprint and mile were dominated by SMaru and VBourbon, while long was XOguri and Kita. you want to know what medium CMs were like? all 3 teams using SMaru, VBourbon, and XOguricygames couldn't find a way to take those 3 down for 12 entire months, yes, a year of seeing the same team every CMthey tried to fix up things during GL but it wasn't enough, and when GM came and they pulled their biggest jewish trickery yet people got even more furious. it wasn't until project L'ARC that the game got a second wind
>>556324659shoulda been umagram
>>556326676>>556326812Has a gatekept tier debuff with a bonus of wit down from debut to the start of the second summer
>>556326370steam is for reading story and watch concert
>>556326564She has a very good green that can be inherited. However…
>B MileHahahahaha
Gentildonna sex me
>>556326731a bit lacking in SR wit cards but you should be able to build whatever the fuck you want with SR Halo/Sweep/Sunday and SSR Kitasan
>>556327091Sorry, but umapyoi has to wait until the hot springs trip
>>556325361>woahhhhhh I want to rape McQueen!>>556327091>wooooaahhhh I want to rape Scarlet!They don't know they aren't going to be the ones doing the raping.
>>556325386Chrono my beloved
>>556325476FineMo if you haven't had her alreadyNTR if you get lucky in your free 100 and don't mind sparkingSMaru if you're front mainCB if you're end main
>>556326370>>556326731Hope you're buying the monthly pack, $7 for essentially 20 pulls helps a lot with catching up to F2Ps
>>556327097press only wit from now on and spam races
>>556326731It's pretty good for a 70 day account>mlb ksb/kingu/sweepygood speed foundation>mlb Tosen/Mayano/Manhattan stam cardsnot bad, again. Level them up to max>mlb Dober and Sunday witgood, level those up, and level up Tachyon too even though she's only 3LB>no Creek or Finemobiggest weakness of the deck. You might consider rolling on the Creek/CB banner that comes in a few months, but it would take 400-600 pulls to reliably mlb those cards so consider carefully what you want. In any case, you should roll on a banner soon (ish, waiting until the Agnes Tachyon banner this summer is fine too) to strengthen your SR deck which is still a bit weak, particularly in wit cards.
>>556327000Probably got an invite from Stay Gold
>>556327193
>>556325156thank, gonna turn this into a bunch of [sound]s tomorrow
is wit more important or power this cm?
>>556326564wowwhat an evil little brat
>>556325386Yeah, that's how I know my trainee isn't there
>>556327384power slightly, but you want both at 1000
Vivlos love, Troon hate
>>556327308ScarletTrainer still didn't lay his hands on her
>>556327134>she's angry, retarded, AND stubborngood god the lolicons are going to have a field day........
>>556327512>angry, retardedYou're very rude and wrong
>>556327512So she's a white woman?
>>556325562makes me feel slightly better getting 90 straight without anything during the free rolls..still, condolences.
>>556327468Cat mouth is a very alluring character trait
>>556327103none of that seems like it will apply to Global, though.
YADA YADAAAA
>>556327567What the fuck is her problem
>>556327681They better give us skill upgrades soon
>>556326370i don't have a phone, but i play uma on a 4k$rig and 1500$tv
>>556327681I was giving context of the japanese version but yes, they already killed SMaru and XOguri isn't as dominant as people sold her, and the same will happen with VBourbon
>>556327103my uncle who works at nintendo says we're getting skill evos early
>>556327567>vid relatedanon.......you're not helping your case........
>>556327803Not having a phone is pretty impressive, but kind of dangerous in this day and age
man i just love NOT GETTING A SINGLE RAINBOW OR BURST FROMS ENIOR OCTOBER TO DECEMBER THWAT THE FUCK IS THIS GAME
>>556327468based and kill all trannies pilled
what does homeless mean and why do people keep saying it
>>556327923I had a run where Kitasan went missing for the entire senior year
>>556327714>what the fuck is her problemYADA YADA YADAAAAAAA~~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Udm6Q8vqQj0
>>556328042my bad
>>556328007it's what tamamo is
>>556327885honestly im just a hermit always arms length from my pc &thus google voice
>>556328042update: nothing showed up during the 3 ura races either btw i have like 6 spirit bursts filled that never showed during 8 trainings and all 6 supports also zero rainbows
>>556328105Why though?She should just buy a house
>>556328126Doto please get some braces
>>556327821anons aren't even fearmongering VBourbon, and nobody's fearmongering XOguri, either, and she's been out for what, almost a month? I don't doubt they'll be strong, Kita too, but I think Cygays has figured out how to balance umas that tend towards meta-breaking and pre-emptively nerf them for Global. I still remember Cancer Cup and the apocalyptic posting of SMaru, then the rage of a thousand suns when she wasn't really all that strong and wasn't actually a win button. I'm probably pulling VBourbon, but that's because Maruzensky's one of my all-time favorites, I'm sparking her tomorrow, and she has good affinity with Bourbon, and Bourbon has Groundwork. So it makes sense for a frontfag like me who picked Suzuka back in July.
>>556325386I'd recognize princess' eyes anywhere
It has taken me 5 days of actually having it turned on that I realize that the bloomer colors for Debut/OP races are fucking randomly colored.
>>556328398I thought those were tied to the number of each uma in a race
>>556328381same, I'd recognize those perfect blues anywhere. I don't normally notice umas' eyes, but my fucking god does the Princess have beautiful eyes, not just an incredible body (though she has that too)
scarlet and kawakami look like they're related
>>556328381
>>556327314Raping or getting raped, I hope the two umas use protection
The thing about gold inspirations being a 3* spark is a gaslight.3* sparks can definitely activate on silver inspirations, and you don’t always get 3* sparks on gold inspirations.Another Sprintdolf for the Haruten pyre.
>>556328756>using protectionwhat are you, a faggot?
>>556328756They willHowever, I won't
If any club has room I'd like to join one289915966053
Can Sasami's random event fucks my run up after her card released?
>>556328672
>>556328652my cat-eyed hair vent queens
>>556328834I've let danchou know, so you may get an invite to UMADash soon. It's already the 5th so first-come first-served and all that. >rules:30M/month. That's it. It's a comfy place.
>>556328769gold inspiration is just double chances
what will princess look like if we comb her powerful hair vents down to her face?
>>556328973This makes more senseI see the 3* spark thing get talked about a lot
If I have to choose a Sprint S Turf A, and Turf S Sprint A, which one should I get?
It's 1am and I'm farming fans for Danchou...
>>556328350they didn't really change sm/xo - they just made other umas better much earlier. S.maru would have dominated the following cm if not for taiki. She also would have domd scorp, but runaway suzu. Global might also just be better competition overall, plus we do know major red flags to avoid
>>556329147Turf S is good but overrated, Sprint S is still better
I've read here and elsewhere that mummy isn't as good on late surgers, why is that? I've been building parents/grandparents towards that and I don't want to start over.
>>556329147whichever has better stats/skill, they're equally good
how fucked is my pull schedule? looked ahead and everything I want for the next year comes out in a few months.>V.bourbon>Vega>Kita>still no Fine Motion so have to see how many leftover carats I get and still dont have many strong cardssitting at like ~80k pray for me
why the fuck did Hakuraku dev do this
>1 circle 2 triagle 2 x>Win>4 double o 1 single o>LoseFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
not having speed star sucks
>>556329243redshift is better but creek works just fine. Using maru will rape your affinities. stop thinking with the idea of "if it's not 10/10 good, it must be bad!"
>>556329243you need to be Top4 for it to fire
>>556329297honestly anon i gotta be real not every uma is your wife so I suggest you pick one and dump 60k on finemo.
>>556329070
>>556329319the reference 'gaslight' doc was decent while it lasted, but a lot of its advice is shit, and the main author gives bafflingly bad ideas for pulls, like>mlb fuku/ntr>avoid kitasan rerun
>>556329319Can't be worse than the chink's gaslight doc
>>556329506>>556329319Who the fuck is this guy again?I dont know who these personalities are
>>556329243Laisu cute
>>556329319He doesn't have a gay ass name so I trust him
>>556329319finally i can post math behind my hatred
Why are people having a melty about the Hakuraku dev making a website for competitive uma players and advertising the website with the best competitive uma Youtuber?
>MLB Bono has lv4 hintsIt's not fair that all the fun parent cards cost so much
>>556329297Bourbon will be max 30k, but if you luckshit her, much less. Kita will be 30k, but we get some free pulls which will help. Vega is in March, another 30k. If you're really sitting on 80, you should be fine. Hopefully you don't have to reach pity for all three of those.
I DIDNT FUCKING MAKE THE WEBSITE
>>556329319it's just gametora for people who are incapable of critical thinking.
>>556329667>best competitive uma Youtuber?Who might that be?
>>556329782>Kita will be 30k, but we get some free pulls which will help.kita will be 15k>>556329297just buy the monthly and vouchers, that's 2 cards
>>556329445vega and kita are the only oshi picks left in the games release schedule left for me brother the rest can burn
>>556329869we get 100 free pulls on Kitasan? No fucking way50 I could understand. fucking 100? absolutely not
>>556329851VF obviously, not that he has a lot of competition. Rednu is a shitter and Moomoo doesn't play the game. And some guide makers are too embarrassed to show their CM races, if you can believe that . And everyone else is too small or too casual.
>>556329950It's the anniversary and unlike the 0.5th one all half/full anniversaries give you a fuckton of gibs and you'd be MEGA bricked if you miss one>50 I could understand. fucking 100? absolutely notAlright but you were fine with that other fag's idea of getting zero pulls, I see how it is
>>556330076>vfBuy an ad dumb tranny
>>556329851Golshi
>uma cosplay racewhats the point of stupid shit like this?
Ardan's two big fat titties, her two huge breasts, her one big fat tit, and then her second big fat tit, raaaaargh!!
>>556327134>He thinks Yada Yada lasts only an yearThat shit doesn't end until Senior Year Takarazuka Kinen (so two years after Debut) and you will like it that way
>>556329805The shills do not care. They are simply paid to advertise.
>>556330207literally anything that will convince people to go to a racetrack is a win.
>>556330207it's called having fun bro
>>556330207Prime spot for peruvian youths to find their future ex wives>>556330312>>He thinks Yada Yada lasts only an year>That shit doesn't end until Senior Year Takarazuka Kinen (so two years after Debut) and you will like it that wayI literally said it lasts until the START OF THE SECOND SUMMERNOT THE SECOND YEARSECONDSUMMER
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mejiro_Palmer#Racing_form>Steeplechase debut races start at 3000mWhat the FUCK do they feed these guys?
>>556330393AAAAIIIIEEEEE
>>556330250Amazing, however
>>556329506You shouldn't spend on Card X when better Card Y is coming soon.Then when Card Y is out, you shouldn't spend on it because better Card Z is coming soon.What's so hard to understand?
>>556329914if you give that much of a shit then buy the ticket
janny didn't ban me for that cropped curren picha.
racing in cosplay is nothing new thohttps://x.com/ryukku_k/status/1978376166407827524?s=20
>>556330324>>556330418>>556330474Also for some reason Cyagames is sponsoring a G1 race in Peru, is umamusume huge in Peru or what?
2/3 aces done. Hopefully I can shit out the last one in these remaining days because I need the borrow for Mummy Creek.
>>556330809Why Peru though? Aren't those among the poorest countries on an already poor continent?
>>556330614reserved for x.oguri
>>556330758
>>556330809cygames is doing IRL scout for potential new uma
>>556330743Well it was cropped Dumb Falco
>>556330940I may be a fat NEET but I will be the next umamusume
I'm gonna try the 1 million maru challenge
>>556331019Danchou, suck this anon's cock
>>556330921
>>556330919youre just asking for too much shit beyond your means man.youre not gonna survive without finemo
>>556330945I got banned for "bodily fluid" before
>>556331078Digitan why were you even there
Ever since I lost my first finals, I no longer do parent runs. I just borrow 3* (distance) legacies and when S aptitude procs, I move on. Hopefully I don’t quit
>>556331070But I am danchou.
Indo bros... it's not looking good>>556330809>>556330890Sponsoring something there is probably very cheap, and given that this is a mobile game even if they find a dozen couple gambling addicts with money they'll recover the investment a hundredfold if not more
>>556330809for what I could gather that race is like the japan cup of south america, and horse racing is pretty big there
>>556331150janny probably just wanted to ban a dumb falcon poster and used that as an excuse
Danchou would never suck cock
>>556331189>Hopefully I don’t quitYou will. The gameplay loop is 80% parent farm 20% ace run.
>>556330091I mean if you're right.....FUCK YES, I love Kitasan uma she's cute as fuck and I adore fronts, I just find it hard to believe Cygames would give us half a fucking Uma spark for goddamn free.
I don't like sprint and dirt CMs because my favorite umas I am saving for for those types of races aren't out yet and I am forced to make mutants to use characters I like, or just be boring and use characters I don't like.
Super Creek trainer here. I notice Curren Chan giving me strange looks on the track, Creek keeps telling me to "stay away from women like her" but I don't understand why she thinks that, Curren seems like a nice uma. Any other trainers have similar experiences?
>>556331189Parents are not that much better in Aoharu, you will have to parent farm in Mant again
>>556331203Suck your own cock
>>556329851I like rae, she's fun, and hilariously does oshi CM's.
shits being shilled hardwe gotta stick to gametora forever, fellow chudettesabandon transgender umaology
>>556331203Blow yourself right now
>>556331257hey no fighting in the thread
>>556331595Why did Hakurakudev even betray us for this sloptuber shill slop?
>>556330573>no one will ever use Kitasan again after Fuku drops, and definitely not after NTR dropsI'm MLB'ing Tachyon and at least 1LB'ing SMaru, and I'm so damn glad I hoarded 3 months so I could mlb Kita. Best decision I ever made, just got my first S rank uma little while ago.
>>556331595>First Vivlos now BuenaI know I shit on the cow-rean but at least he didn't chose to skinwalk as one of the game's characters
>>556331164Why wouldn't she be? Digitan would never miss a moment like this!
>mutts asleep>euros barely waking up>sloptuber sloptuber sloptuberhmmmmmmmmmmm
where is the witgod website
gametora, witGOD, and umalator are all you need
>>556329297If you're not pulling Finemo on her first banner then don't bother with the second. By that time she has about the same lifespan as Fuku/NTR do now.
>>556331615I'm not the guy that banned him go fight the janny
>>556331730cygays should use their power to cease and desist those fucks
>>556331417annis are the only time cy approaches cygenerous meme. some probably only play around anni in their various gachas because theyre stingy af otherwise
>>556331107if there was any other horses in the game that appealed to me i'd save for fm, as of right now these are the rest oft he uma's I see on the and pare calendar I will ever pull for. literally everything I see myself buying after this is supp cards and parents
>sloptubers are massively shilling that websiteSo it's definitely one big scam, right? That extractor tool is rigged to steal your TID and password.
>>556325156holy fuck that channels quality is all over the fucking placeI know I'm a bitchy cunt about encoding this this channel is a mess
>>556331838How about I fight you?
We got some dumbshit like urara winning virgo, natie winning sagi, you don't need guidesRead you massive retardsYou are not going to accept you're more retarded than urara, are you?
cm9 status?
>>556331297Danchou would never suck yours, flatliner-kun
>>556331991>>556331991>>556331991move
>>556331916yes never ever use it. use Guts deck for MANT too, win your CMs free!!!
>>556331935HEYNO FIGHTING IN THE THREAD
>>556331935you wouldn't dare
>>556331916hakurakudev would never...
>>556332000bricked so far, have a half-decent Curren Chan, but no usable Pasa, and haven't even started Bakushin.
>>556331916tf would they possibly have that gametora doesn't already anyway, besides gaslight and handholding. Def seems like theyre trying to cash in on the community - it sucks but never trust tools where money gets involved
>>556320890>So you're saying that the CM test rooms here and ingame don't matter? He's saying people shouldn't take them as cold hard evidence of what you're going to face in the actual CM (and he's right).The rooms are just testing to make sure your Uma is halfway decent.
>>556330414fu fu fu
>>556332000Ran out of borrows for Ticket so this'll have to do, thank god Biwa doesn't have any G rank aptitudes because getting something usable out of a G is hell. Gonna roll Taishin tomorrow and build her, i think it should go a bit smoother since she has a speed growth and I have the experience from Biwa's runs to survive the TSS but with that -3 right before the Kikuka Sho who knows
>>556332725>g dirt>f mileGood luck for the next CM kek your ticket is raped
>>556330393FREE HER FOREHEAD
>>556331935>>556331838You guys should fight
>>556332678More like GentiseX X X
>>556333093AAAAAAAHHHHH MY EYES, IT'S SO BRIGHT
