Previous >>556331991>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year T.M. Opera O (3*), New Year Haru Urara (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Admire Vega (Power), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSR02/05 - 02/12 Racing CarnivalMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/Please dont FOMO on Matikanefukukitaru speed card
Teio!
ace on my face
Thoughts?
>>556355752
Please help me
According to the only tier list that matters you are a mouthbreathing retard if you roll for chiyono
i hate breathingumamusume
are you a gambling LUCKGOD or some kind of pussy who doesn't want to win
Bad baits as always
>>556355886none
>>556355927Natie that low doesn't make sense. She's like the most gosling inducing trainee I have trained
why the FUCK won't kitasan negro and bakushit actually stay on speed for once
>>556355927the only correct section of this chart is cuck falcon's
>>556355927>A bunch of Umas I like in T2.5 and T3I choose to believe this list is bullshit and in my reality everyone are in EX-tier.
>>556355897What do you need?
>>556355752>gametorah instead of umaguideOP is a semite
>>556355927>Eishin top tierAcceptable
Today is the last day of free pulls hows it going so far /uma/I got nothing usable for MANT outside of getting 1 copy of SR Nishino making her 3LB
>>556355927>future ambiguous>you literally accept her engagement ring
time to go grind through depleting all of my TP in a 1/2 TP careers eventgood news is, I did it yesterday and opened the game up after 11 hrs of coding and had less than 100 TP
>>556356076>>556356098>>556356129When faced with the harsh reality, you cover up instead of facing it head-on
>>556356273WHOA
odds i umasturbate then go to work evens i umasturbate then go to work doubles i fake sick
>>556356285I make my own reality, faggot.
>>556356273
>>556355927You literally get down on one knee in front of Air Groove and smell her bare foot, how is she T2
>>556356237best I've got was 1 copy of the v*ga ssr
>>556356273Ma'am you need racewear on the track
>>556356237i mlbd stinko and nishino alongside some other srs
>>556356273AWOOGA!!!!!!!
>>556355886very bono
>>556356335sniff
>>556356285Okay but Natie that low doesn't make sense
>>556355927The only reason I'd roll for the dog is for an oyakodon team with her, her mom maru, and speBut I won't let my dick waste my carats like that when the sex beast Kitablack is around the corner
>>556355927good bait, but I wonder how anons still fall for posts with this image. It has been posted so many times already, surely everyone knows just to avoid it right?
>>556356172I need Biwa
I think i'm going to buy one of those rubber asses and stick a tail on it
>>556356508bigwa hugehead
Post I LOVE NINGEN WOMEN or I will curse your next SSR pull to be this card
>>556356538based
>>556356172I gooned to this picture a couple of days ago https://litter.catbox.moe/ryq0tj.jpgI should goon to Biwa again... Before reset
>>556356273She could be like a mother to me
Am I marked
>>556356552I love horse girlsWait I mean I love uma musumeWaitSex with umas Uhh I meant hot steamy uma procreation fuck ningen women you will never take me alive
>>556356552>last free roll>5 rainbow>it's all heri'd take this
>Onii-sama *smooch*
>>556356552but I want that card
maruzensky pussy
>>556356687>ITSAYOOOOOOOOO
>4 wit cards>no wit rainbows for 5 turns
>>556356796WHOA
>>556356796witnessed
I like this site and its gratuitous usage of Uma chibis.
>>556356796more like marezensky amirite
>>556356796
>>556356796HAG LOVE
>>556356796>>556356273
>>556356206>>556356874BUY A FUCKING AD or at least shill discreetly you fucking monkey
>>556356796Mmmm leave that hag stink to me
>>556356273finally a good post
>>556356687Rice kisses
>>556356874isn't this that one website being shilled by the VF discord to make you download its .exe?
When will janny just nuke /uma/
>>556356965Gametora owner didn’t need to buy an ad
Is guts bad in this CM? Does it only boost top speed and not accel or something?
>lose the coinflip on SSR Fukukitaru's 2nd event>disappears from career foreverwhy is Cygames like this?
>>556357015when will you just leave, fag
>>556356965Why are you so angry? >>556357013what?
>>556357035It's good if you manage to duel late-race but problem is you also need a good power and wit with max speed
>>556357035Track isn't long enough to get enough value from dueling boost
>>556356874
>>556357035Ignited guts is pretty good
stop posting pornthink of the advertisers
Noooooooooo
Don’t overfeed your fillies
Digitan LOVE
>>556357064Shiraoki-sama decided that run was not the blessed run, it happens.
>VF discord shilling again>8PM in JakartaFucking hell.
>>556356997
I would ignite Dasca's guts if you know what I mean
>>556357131My malwarebytes/windows defender scan said it was clean
guys can we not post porn, my grandfather was fine the last time you guys posted porn in spite of my request and made it through the heart attack but I think if you post anymore his heart is going to give out
cmd.exe title arg writes to the registry
>>556357092>Why are you so angry?It's been shilled non stop previous threads it's annoying. It's being brought up nonstop unprompted and same posting style like yours>complete pornposting, game discussions, literally other discussions>oh hey this site is good guise! >you can even sort it with your data!>just extract your data and upload it to the site!
>>556357210I wish she spooks me when I'm rolling for Bourb
>>556357213I never understood why they wear long socks with gym uniforms, do they serve any purpose besides giving me a boner?
I hate these filipino accounts so much it's unreal
>>556357269Not to mention they're also comparing it to gametora nonstop as if they think they're actually shitting on gametora
>>556357015I was impressed by how much /v/ is better than here currently. Reminds me of early /uma/, but sucks having to find the stealth thread there. Still, threads here are stupidly low quality last two weeks, it's only pornposting and browns shitting up any serious discussion. Honestly thinking about joining a /v/ club and never coming back.
mares are good for you
>>556357269trvke
>>556357393*filipinx
>>556357362>do they serve any purpose besides giving me a boner?Storing thigh sweat which later can be used to drug torena
>>556357423I need pussy
>>556357393>Over 500k viewsguess normies enjoy smashing cute anime girls
>>556355752Why is there a space between /uma and the /
>>556357232mb is shit since like 2020 and hindi defender is a joke
>>556357269>extract your data and upload it to the sitewtf could be a prelude of cybercrime>/uma/players are richfags>gets ransomwaredDidnt the botter dev already able to see a persons account who knows if he can manual delete umas as well. People got lucky because he sperged out too quickly in the game correct me if Im wrong
>>556357131
Is Daiwa supposed to be a front runner or pace?
>>556357537retard baker
>>556357537yro"ue
You guys ever do this?
If my trainee fails a below 10% training, that's her fault not mine.
Didnt the botter dev already able to see a persons account who knows if he can manual delete
>>556357580
>>556357232>windows defender
>7 years old
>Daiwa front runnerabsolutely never again
>>556357753my daughter nice nature would say this
>>556357792Why is Sirius sitting down? Is she a bottom?
>>556356285
>>556357794>witlet front against witmaxed oguris
>>556357574He could take a screenshot of their runs. The part where the game shows you your added fancount>who knows if he can manual delete umas as wellHe did say he can if he wanted to but that would also mean he'll be deleting accounts of everyone who updated the bot not just those he picked manually. He only had a beef with a clan named "Endless" so I doubt he would have done it.
>>556357393No fatties.
>>556357232This is a McAfee general
>>556357867nonwites on the "per capita" argument
>look up upcoming uma banners> Bourbon -> Ardan -> Vega -> Mambo -> Dia -> Mejiro Bright -> Seiun -> NishinoI want all of them, but I have no carats to support my desires.
>>556357794lol I learned 600 wit is a bad idea on a front runner back during Cancer, what are you doing.
>Daiwa front runnerAbsolutely would and did again and again
>>556358005just be lucky
>>556357883my hag was a witlet as well but her winrate was respectable enough
im a scatman skibibididibidibop
>>556358005there's always THAT
>>556357482What an interesting way to drug someone, I guess Tachyon had something to do with all this
>>556358083>Complaining about a 69% winrate
>Daiwawould
>>556358067show build and cards and umanko
Dacchis has one free slot open for any ojisans looking for a club.A+ club, quota is at 25 mil more or less. Clubchat full of sluts:Just drop your id here for an invite or apply ingame. Have /uma/ in your profile.The one with that whore Curren is the correct one.
>>556358005tannhauser should get 100 freebies
get new images meek bro
https://x.com/hermityy_sub/status/2019377307388187008?s=20
>running sprint umas for CM>get kicked from club for low fan countwhat did they mean by this
>>556358358he's autistic, they are allergic to new things
>>556357269We even had like multiple posts that wanted the site in the OP, and some are even shameless enough to recommend replacing gametora with it. It's baffling.
>>556358358there are none
>>556357859of course
umamusumeumamusume umamusume hashire
I must pull for my daughter Natie in her cheerleading outfit (which i will promptly change to her regular one because she's not allowed to show her belly to anyone)
>>556358156>on the effects of potent umamusume pheromones on male specimen>subject: torena>status: great success!
this thread will be better
>>556358320>>556358397these posts are linked somehow, but i can't put a finger on it
creek
This thread will be.
Is this enough for Oguri?
nice natures dad is the kind of person to have anal sex with nice nature
>>556358484Me being the only honest f2p /uma/ player in a sea of piggies
>>556358549sharty tacos...
>>5563585494 portions of this would be a light snack for her
>>556358474Too lazy to lose weight, solution? cardio during umapyoi. She’s a genius
>>556355927idc. i want a dog. i'll make chiyo bark for me every night i get back home. i'll give her belly rubs and headpats
its 9pm in sweepypore!start shilling sweepy!
>>556358549I can handle porn but food is just going to make me hungry
>>556358538Doto will be
>>556355886Decks?
>>556358691yada
>>556358549Oguri’s weight loss event slays me
mare pussy
>>556358691wtf, Sweep Tosho if she a Trickal:chibi go?
>>556358782erotic
>>556358460... why do you daughterfag for the one uma who explicitly wants to fuck you?
>>556358870he wants us to fuck his daughter
I have 500 speed and bought triumphant pulse
List of umamusume I want to have sex with that are currently out on global (sorted by release date)Super CreekDaiwa ScarletTaiki ShuttleMaruzenskyMihono BourbonNarita BrianHishi AmazonEishin FlashMejiro DoberNote that is is purely a list of umas which invoke carnal desire. This does not mean I would be willing to enter a relationship with every uma listed here, nor does this mean there aren't other umas which whom I would gladly enter relationships with which are not listed.I hope you had as much fun reading as I had sharing. That is all.
kek I do this
>update available>can't download updatewhat the fuck do they mean
>>556358782canon event
>>556358310Nothing special. Looks like I failed to groundwork and settled.
Slow metabolism
>>556358691https://files.catbox.moe/hplzj5.mp4sweepy lost
>>556358921FIRST-RATE
>>556358870he's into incest
I hope that when my ISP dies that when he is in hell he has to watch me watch the images that load one line at a time like its 1990s internet, because its 2025 and it is completely unnatural for the images to load this slow
>>556358568Why not just buy ryan or dobers skill
>>556359021>there are discords that race clankers
>>556358691>start shilling sweepy!yada
>>556358992
>>556359146>still better than unironically using them
people that are into incest do or should NOT fuck their daughter. the reasons for should be clear. real incest enjoyers should not, to prevent ill outcomes
>>556358549Is this considered a lot? The curly fries don't count since it's usually the first to go down (as long as it's hot, cold fries are nasty). But 3 tacos is like pre-appetizer level. It's like something you snack on while waiting for the real appetizer.
genuine question, what does the new site actually bring that gametora and hakuraku doesn't?the only thing I'm a little miffed about concerning any umasite I use is that umalator only allows 2 characters and you can't save them
>>556359021They're really making it easy for John Cygames to spot their botting huh.Also, it's my first time seeing Sweepy in action assuming it's the right one, then, Sweepydev really did a good job emulating it like a human. >One day Sweepy will become a real human and refuse to do runs for everyone
>>556359265your parents are cleary blood-related
>>556359021OH NO SWEEPYBRO THE MOUSE CLICKS THE SAME SPOT EVERY TIME also in centering the cursor, vbs can do availHeight/2 availWidth/2. the same is in squeak/smalltalk :) so that is obvious
>>556359335Teiobro.....
>>556358921Balance it out bro
>>556359378You should ask that in the discord, the hakuraku dev is there too. /uma/ has nothing to do with that site.
>>556359378>what does the new site actually bring that gametora and hakuraku doesn't?Aside from their very sketchy sorter that needs your data, nothing.
>>556358745Nothing special really. They all use the same decks, just Bakushin borrowing Biko instead.
>>556359335post bmi
>>556359335
>>556359426my ancestry can be traced back 300+ years to being all born in the same town that I was born in. I do not know my grandfather on the other side, just like the foundation horses (uma three goddesses). thats just gods willpeople CAN fuck their daughter/son, but after that it takes a long time to avoid risks from repeat inbreeding
>>556359428how long has this VBS schizo been here
>>556358549>"food" is so disgusting they just shove a pair of cheap rubber gloves in it
>>556359473>only have LB1 FM>need to wait for selectors or uncap crystal for better witmaxxing
>>556359335forgot your teio image bwo
>>556355752With my infinite hatred, I give you this gift.
sakuras
incest is based
>>556359021I don't use Sweepy but, Sweepydev, if you can somehow make Sweepy's clicks inconsistent then it would be more of a human, especially during the training buttons since they're so huge.
>>556359642Were in the same boat by the time we MLB her, Ramonu is out>SSR selector 1, 1.5, 2 anni
>>556359446I did
>>556357131> 4/70Probably false positive, what is that .exe even for?
>>556359635bwo your daily industrial contaminants intake?
Attack rate aginst humans males by Umamusumes are increasing. Here is why it is accually a good thing.
>>556359734I like the middle one, what a pure smile
>>556359734Is the entire Sakura clan retarded?
>>556358549get her some REAL tacos
>>556359734They're so... pink
>>556359778It's an injector for your uma executable to extract your player data and upload it to that website to sort your umas by inheritances. Not sketchy at all.
>>556359778>what is that .exe even for?Extracting your data. Testing false positive for a simple extractor is already very sketchy.
>>556359816only Chiyo and Bakushin
>>556359827>>>/vt/
>>556359884What about Chitose?
>>556359770It is what it is theres runs where I jobbed that race and cleared every g1s
>>556359827>vtumor
>>556359745I dont code and not sweepy but this is impossible because computers use math and all the "random" ways to do it can be a fingerprint to it being a bot anyways. its just that not doing it on the exact spot every time is a level above a colorpicker or exact coords bot if its on emulator (phone) then IMO they can even track how hard you press the screen. they do this in advertisements and datamining games as another metric for how you the person is feeling, reacting, or doing (so like with old Facebook for examplewhere they "read your mind", not that FB was touches), and the like, in that moment
>>556359827the Tuesday classic
>>556359935she's a bigger succubus than Laurel
>>556359816>oguri DUMB calling anyone retarded
>>556359790succubus
>>556359959Makes sense. I guess in the end even being a "random" will just loop every sequence and end less of a human than it already is.
>>556359842>>556359863Is it open source?
>>556360237I don't get it
>>556359745https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/blob/11167db75e4c7050e703fa57a44bdb144caca596/bot/conn/u2_ctrl.py#L30pretty much everything can be done is already donethe clicks have1) randomized coordinates2) randomized hold duration3) drift while holding to simulate finger tremor
>>556359335not a teiobro btw
>>556360237i laughed
>>556360237Spe is a thief
>>556360237i didn't laugh
I love donkeys
>>556359778Looks to be a compiled python frida script to find and extract veteran umas from game memory. However, since it's some indog vibecoded garbage they don't know how to use github actions so you can't verify the code they uploaded is actually what built the .exe they have you download. They just upload the .exe to github by hand.
>>556359335YOU CANT HIDE YOUR TEIO BRO
im doing a "random" sort of thing but I think with cryptography(?) at the moment which I think it is common to do in computer viruses where I dopRandom = Int(r * (Sin(seed \ r + r)) + 1) * 2 the "\" is just "/" for divideI can also do pRandom = Int(r * (Sin(seed \ r + r + 1)) + 1) * 2 which appears to make it even less random it uses the seed, then sets the seed to this result. this way, the number that it starts with is the seed, and the random can be the same sequence every time for each seed in sweepy bot in umamusume this could be useful(?) because pRandom = 0 can = True so if = 0 (randomly) it will maybe click a random thing, or something >>556360106one solution that they do in Runescape is recording their mouse movements for like 10 hours (playing normal), then getting each "sequence" of clicks they did, chopping them up and using sequences randomly from such a large number of playsweepy, maybe this would be useful, in how humans will let the list scroll freely a little bit sometimes, or pause, or where they click on the box. that is what I mean by != 0 then do something not random. but then it would not be able to use exact coords in some cases and maybe if = can be used to check the color
>>556360237Funnyroo
>>556360237Umas that would do this?
>>556360296>the clicks have>1) randomized coordinates>2) randomized hold duration>3) drift while holding to simulate finger tremorGod damn. I kneel.>>556360480I also sometimes spam the clicks on the "Next" button after the race because of how long the "connecting" is on PC. Not sure if it's the same on phone/emulators but spamming in itself is suspicious so I probably wont recommend it
>>556360409how good must it feel when your dick is bigger than your trainee's ears...
...
>>556360409Excuse me, but Taishin's ears fit inside my wife's ears. She does not deserve that #5 spot.
IT WAS JUST -ONE- POST!! IT'S NOT FAIR!! OVR REPVTATION
>>556360296Are the timings for choices also randomized or does it pick the exact timing every choices? I'm assuming it's already randomized but if not that would be a nice thing to add. Not sure how to explain it properly t. ESL
a persistent seed can also be set (and used every time) with shell.regwrite >where shell is createobject(wscript.shell) and >subkey is the directory for the computer it is onshell.RegWrite subKey & "FontSize", &H00000001, "REG_DWORD">this is hex 01 if to write a custom value to the key, and not affect the computer, you could do: shell.Run "cmd.exe /k start " & "titlehere" and titlehere can be dynamically set, but old cmd (compatibility mode) needs to be used so this runs cmd.exe /k start titlethis sets cmd.exe (hkey current user console), or a custom path, i.e. dim subKey : subKey = "HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Console\CustomPath\" registry valuesthen do shell.RegRead subkey & "FontSize" to get your hex value back this is useful for a persistent (and maybe unique to computer) seed which stays the same across all umamusuem bot instances when umamusume otherwise Randomize [int] without arg will set it to the system time as wellfor umamusume cmd.exe can also do << >> and other bitwise logic and shifts
How good is sweepy at playing uma anyway?Is there a full playthrough video on youtube to watch? I'd like to know the optimal way to play from a bot's POV.
>>556360982me on the bottom
>been buying fragments at the shop everyday>check trainee stars>I can claim currenNah
>>556360982Theres just too much players flatliningImagine half TP and barely anyone plays, did people really move on to Arknight? Is anyone seeing /uma/bros in that thread?
>>556361015Hayahide's head is just fucking huge, she's disqualified
>>556361043>Gemini generated imageI'm sorry Meekposter you can go back to posting the same exact images every thread. You can even reverse them if you want to post the same image again
>>556361128>play>get shit sparks>wasted 25 minutes for nothingGee I wonder why people aren't playing
>>556361128the burnout on this kusoge is finally hitting everyone at the same time
>>556359335You know posting Turbo won't hide the fact you're a Teiobro
>>556361128>Is anyone seeing /uma/bros in that thread?I can look into a mirror just fine
>>556361147im not too interested in changing image MD5 to avoid spam filters. maybe that is a good thing and I shouldnt have that power. im auto banned from wikipedia and stackoverflow from my IP adresss, but its their and theyre being jewracist
Can I come in, anon?
>>55636064690% of them, the rest you have to groom them
>>556360191I'm assuming it is based from this post >>556310373 I'm not visiting their site
this picture goes hard thoughnot going to start AIposting and being offtopic dont worry
>>556361272Is that the classic movie Rocky starring Sylvester Stallone as Rocky? Yes, come in.
>>556361179Arent we getting the spark reroll on 1st anni, I remember some tubers saying it is happening not sure how it works, the entire spark or do we get a choice if blue / red / everything>>556361230Theres 2 players still sub 1M after 5 days in my club and alot of sub 2M>>556361250???
>>556361398this picture even follows the rule in art where the sides arent balanced. wherein there are more oysters on the right than left. that the right side is more cluttered
>>556361272for a moment I thought that was a box of condoms...
pointless timewasting gameplay related question
>>556361272nice nature my daughter would do this to me
>>556361551
who is the most npc coded uma
>>556361672air messiah
What the FUCK is a Hachimi
I don't think I've seen hard mode Mcqueen job this badly before>>556361672Air Messiah
>>556361672happy meek
>>556361517Natie just wants to play the pocky game with your urethra so don't worry
I ran into my trainee during the weekend, while walking home with my girlfriend after a date. What a funny coincidence! She didn’t look that happy, though. Wonder why.
Doto posters wouldn't fight back if you took their hands and pressed them against a wall
>>556361748>\pocky game with your urethrasuddenly sexy
posting a truth bomb
>2 tries>Fast learnerShe ate up all my luck...
https://celeryman.alexmeub.com/this website goes hard im lifting from this website and stealing when I play umamusume I let this website play in the background
>>556361748
>>556361847
>>556361135Oh I didn't realize this was the open league of ear contests.We'll stick to graded contests.
>>556361847>also turf s and sprint swhat a waste that she's a late racer
im autistic even for anime gacha game players. based
>>556361763Let’s switch roles. Say you’re the trainee, and you have this kind trainer who’s always by your side. Eventually, as the virgin you are, you develop feelings and start believing that since she’s always working alongside you, she could never have a partner other than you. But then one day, you see her walking with someone else, making a smile she never once showed you. What do you think you’d feel, being a hormone-filled teenager?
>run air groove once>now attracted to herWhat the FUCK dude
>>556361971this movement is the "unnatural written dialogue screenplay" version of uma horse ears movement. think about it
>>556361128The more time passes the more tempted I get to use Sweepy. Right now I'm trying to get Mile sparks and it's already been 3 or 4 days and I still have yet to get a Mile 2* above sparks and I still have to farm Dirt sparks. Heck I think I already reached the club quota.
>>556361792… and then what?
>>556362124Men can't help but be attracted to strict women. Toriyama knew this.
My life is empty and i need to play umamusume to gaslight my brain into thinking i achieved something when i get a good ace run, botting would just take that away from me, why would I do that
I'm noticing that a lot of us are currently having problems with speed cards not going to speed training
>>556362279>IMG_phoneposter ERP fag hentai
>>556362124back off pal that’s MY wife
>>556362369First 200 specialty priority for that 40% chance of showing up on speed when?
>>556362369I'm currently having problem with 2-3 cards not finishing their event lines (usually kitasan and curren)
>>556362173no I don't think I will
>>556362361your life is empty but your soul (life) went out and found a source of happiness and purpose because you are a personif you quit this game tomorrow youd find something else
>>556362369bad career seed, try again in 23 minutes
>>556362279
wheres the jp tierlist of meta umas
>>556356552>I can be your angle or yuor devil
I love Nishino Flower
>>556362667Better racewear when?
>>556362559They're doing this in Doto's room while Shakur is looking in disgust from her bed
That sounds even WORSE, what the fuck
remember machan's thighs
>>556362006>pace grooveare you dumb
>>556362369yesterday I had 2 runs in a row with Bakushin where I couldn't even cap speed because my two speed cards never appeared on speed, it took until the 3rd try to get a good RNG seed
Reporter lady wants my cock so bad
>recreation for mood up>mood drop on the same turn
>>556362808>late groove >start at 9th place>only get to 7th-8th place cause some frontrunners diesHow do you actually play lates?
>>556362851copy
>onsen ticket rate up>tissuesgay retard game
>>556362808who said paceair groove is sent late so it's a waste because lates suck dick
>>556362851Normal Maya run
>>556361836>born with weak legs and couldn't participate in the 2 first classics>4 G1 win Kikuka Sho, Arima Kinen, Takarazuka Kinen and Tenno Sho Spring and 2nd at Tenno Sho Autumn>record time for both Kikuka Sho and Tenno Sho Spring>can win a G1 both as front runner or end closer with 4/7 G1 winrate>Most polyvalent, won on dirt, sprint, mile, medium and long>all of that in less than 2 years between when he won his maiden race and when he had to retire due to an injury after beating the record Haruten recordMayano Top Gun is more underrated than everyone on that list
>>556362559
my legacies have 60+ skills between them with double circle affinity but I only get 5 skills per inso on the parent runs I was getting like 7. how come im not getting 13 skills per inspo
EEEEEGGGGUUUIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOO :DDDD
if I wanted to run a sacrificial front to fuck over pace chasers by causing them to pace down so that my lates and ends have a better chance of passing them in the sprint race, would a regular front or an oonige Suzuka be more effective? I've done a little testing in practice rooms and the results seem pretty inconclusive to me as to which works better. I want to give my mutated Gold Ship a better chance to win.
>>556362851MINNA IKUYO *fucks up her hot bod routine*
>8 off 600 staminaThere is no way this run was a stamina seed...Call the spark.
>risk a 29% training for a hint>+4 guts +1 speed/powerI'm so fucking tiredWhy is this even a possibility
>>556363175What is going on with those chopsticks
>>5563632401 guts1 mile
Teio...
>>556360296Add autistic/impatient overtapping, if you haven't
>>556362934I need this in youtube form
>>556362747>The president gave me permissionfuck off, what about my permission? this is my room
>>5563632401 STAMINA3 FRONT
>>5563632402 dirt 1 stamina
>>556362981Meh, it's better when Opera O is the assertive one
Remember kids: If you have 1100+ on a stat, there is a higher chance of you rolling 3 stars for the sparks result.>>556363307that would be less depressing>>556363371RUDE
>>556361028>your reputation
I am once again asking for another Fuji Kiseki Boujie Showsexy Event.
fillies trainer
>>556363534wtf how how many skill points do you have
>>556363225Is this what Maya means by date?
1 more hour to the last 10-pull. I'm at 1LB Fuku so if I pull another one I'll just commit to the spark.
>>556363534What the hell do you spend your monies on?I don't think I could get that low if I tried.I don't have enough SP to blow it on card levelsI don't have enough shoes and sashes to blow it all on potential levelsetc etc
>>556361028
>>556355927it impresses me how much effort people will go through to create shit that's just lies. >Suzuka's placementyeah, and next you'll be telling me that Still In Love only loves your training dedication, or that Buena Vista only thinks of you as a friend. Comical
>>556363534How are you so poor? I have PoT5 all my umas and leveld up all my SR and SSR cards and still have over 2.5M
>Will miss the shoe rushnoooo>>556363813Maybe he pulls constantly.I know I will get rid of a lot of cash today.
>>555811161here you go
>>556363730WAAAAAAAA IT'S THE PIG PORN AGAIN JANNIEEEEESSS SAVE US
>>556363418I disagree, Doto being the top is peak even if it's only in bed/when they're alone
>>556363904>Maybe he pulls constantly.Pulls for what, what can you pull with money?>>556363929love you rabi anon
>>556362512aids?
>>556363617More than monies, but not that many overall>>556363727I have been potentialling umas non-stop for the past week or soAlso, MLB Neicha ate a chunk of my resources
>>556363813Levelling rare cards?
>>556363980if you pull for cards or umas and you get new ones you will have to spend money to make them betterif you don't pull for cards or umas then you won't have to spend money
>>556363942Mmmmmmm... nyo
>>556363813I spend and do not save. I am not financially literate.
mayano top hebe does not look like that she is a growing lady
>>556363929zamn based
>>556356208She deserved it. She is the only one who is truly sincere and serious about being in a relationship. She doesn't wait; she goes after what she wants and gets it. Off to Germany we go.
>>556364201why the mittens, the fuck
>>556364191noooooooo i dont wanna go to germany nyoooooooooooooooooooooo
hey no spamming
>>556356427Ardan next to her, and Ardan is the EX tier.
>>556364164you wish
>>556364272AIslop is bad with hands.
>>556364191Why is she smiling like that? What did she put in that coffee? What did she do? WHAT DID SHE DO????!?????
>>556364351oh my
>>556363998DamnI'm getting close to fully leveling all my cards but bottlenecked by SP, 24 umas at pot5 but I would run out of Kikuka Sho and sprint sashes before I can spend 4M
>>556364351
>>556364389>lipstick markShe peed in it
I will not look at porn
>>556364462oh shit, you are right
>>556364351Are the jannies asleep?
>>556357131Where is this from and what does it do?? I know how data is collected in this game (I've reverse engineered some parts of it) so I can tell if your data might be compromised or not
>>556364115Nyes actually
>>556364389Indirect kiss, ehe
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>556361035Every click uses the same function
>>556357131Stop being a baby Its false positive just like our porn games
>>556364665stop that
>>556364665and then you ask why the free pulls are shit
>>556364451I’ve been spending my KikSho sashes and I’ve got 77 of them left. Instead I’m getting bottlenecked by stupid ones like the Oka Sho.
>>556364351curren mogged by a literal child lmfao
>>556364665is there some scene where Suzuka is chugging water or something? why does this keep getting posted?
Do people actually use the acupuncturist card?
>>556364462Gross
Why is training 1* and 2* umalets so miserable?I've barely had any issues training natural 3* but natural <3*s are plagued with shitty careers, endless mood downs, awful required race aptitudes and significantly harder rivalsit doesn't make sense gameplay-wise, you're just fucking over f2ps, at least make the star unlock give them better careers and not just 3 new events
>>556357131>>556364585Oh nvm looked at the code. it just uses frida to sniff the data while the game is open. I dont see it sniffing your udids or auth_keys so should be safe but I wouldn't run an exe file, just run the python script from github.Really weird to build an exe file for it though... the script looks simple enough. But frida itself can sniff what's important to get into your account.
>>556364351IKUYOOOO
wtf she can do that
>>556364831GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG GULG
Can we go back to MayapostingCafe is uggo
>>556364948cafe would do this
>>556364859Confirmation bias
>>556365117no :)
>scour the internet to see the average uma in CM>everyone is hitting max spd/pwr/wit with necessary skills and extra more>meanwhile /uma/ is settling with is settling with maxspeed and 900 power/wit and just bare minimum skills???Did I miss something?/uma/ anons are washed?
>>556364831GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
SR sweepy is outdated by now, isn't she? Swapped her for SR stinko windy and now I'm capping speed on every run again
>>556365216You can have as much stats and skills as you want, if you don't hit two accels AT THE RIGHT TIME, PIN POINT PRECISION, it doesn't matter man
I am NOT going to roll on all uma!
>>556365216I will rape you one time for every double pink spark proc run I get that dies at Spring Tenno Sho
>>556364665>>556365078>>556365259AAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
>>556365216go chrono any /uma/club, we're in a lull right nowthis is now a 1 run a day (MAX) general
>>556364630I can do this all day
>you wantu sprinto sparku??!>you wantu longu sparky!??>>FUK YO WITE DEVIRI'm tired boss
what got suzuka san so thirsty
>>556364665>>556365078>>556365259GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>556365131for me
>>556364948Tits too big
*blocks youre path*
>>556364896>>556357131Also wow, they are pretty inefficient with this. They could just listen for the return output of the DecompressResponse function and the entire thing would be a readable msgpack bytes and they only need a regular msgpack parser, nothing else.
>>556365078stop it!!!!!
>>556365525>your POV before you get doxxed
I can do more than just drinking water you know
>>556365216/uma/ is always ahead of the curve, anons just realised that there's no point min-maxing stats for this CM because the only thing that matters is well-timed skill activations and that is complete RNG once your stats cross the "good enough" threshold.
Mile is by far the comfiest CM distance.I thought sprint was gonna be good but these sparks are fucking up my oshi.
>>556365053I can hear her even with my sound at mute. I should really stop training her.
>>556365604Yeah? Like WHAT?
>>556365216everyone who hits triple 1200 already made their aces a month ago, half of them finished their dirt aces nowit's god or at least good runs for people with statline that you posted, and that shit takes time if you're MLBSSRlet
>>556365604Do the Strawberry Cake.
I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HATE UNITY CUP
>>556365216Now watch those job to some fuckass horse, or worse, to a mutated Urara
>>556365580>Also wow, they are pretty inefficient with this.They didn't even know how to upload it properly on github >>556360436
>>556365604Yeah, me
>>556365216all you need to do is hit your gamba accels at the right time and have bare minimum statsnothing else matters
>>556365738>raped by turf queensVegeta, what does the scouter say about this Torena’s power level?
>>556365561I HATE CURREN
>>556365604Like eating?>>556365738Get some rest bro
>>556365631Amazon is so erotic. I was mad when i got her from a 3* ticket but i ended up really liking her
>>556365604no…
>>556365738>B rank on round 4was never gonna make it
>>556365769retard this is sprint, frontgods and pacechads rule this domain, lates have no power here
>>556365378I get to post OpeDoto and collect more OpeDotoIt's a win-win situation
cute horse babuhttps://x.com/umakawai_i/status/2019391076038299827?s=20
>>556365927Hehehe
>>556364896If anything the old internet has taught me never to run an untrusted .exe false positive or not. The whole thing is just very sketchy in itself and how they're very aggressive with shilling the site and the sorter. Not even my trust to hakurakudev being part of their team can make me use their sorter
>>556365604Just don't die
Today, I am curren
>>556366148FLATTER
>>556366097The python script itself does not contain any code that tells frida to get your keys but you know, we can't peer into an exe file, so I would just run the python script or just build the exe yourself.
>>556366075I accept your concession Keep laughing as you get ledr in the dust, shitter horse
I'm finally clocked out of the sprint CM, the lobbies result don't make sense and it's all over the place. Time to start making dirt parents
>>556365917>>556365859You ever have a run that's just
HOEH THE LINE
Hey Fred, gimme an uma with OP accelOP accelAnd a good parentA good parent?And a forever meta runnerA FOREVER META RUNNER?HEY JIMMY BRING TAIKI OVER HERE
>>556366292The cutest!
>>556366341Whens the banner?
>>556366289>ledrfingers trembling?
Is Sweepyanon here? A question now that sweepy is well known in /uma/, which A+ clubs still haven't used it? Much love.
>>556366329>sudden attack
>>556366148
>>556366329Yeah
>>556366097>Not even my trust to hakurakudev being part of their teamHe isn't, although I just saw that he showed up on their discord a couple hours ago, posted a 5 page PDF detailing misinformation on their race mechanics page and they've since taken down https://uma.guide/guides/race-mechanics which is kinda funny
Hey friends I was off watching the nintendo direct, can someone give me a quick recap of the last 30 minutes of the thread
Cafe is boring, Im not sure why anons are attracted to her.
chrono would grab my data without needing me to install some exe file anyways...
>>556365927the hell do fronts do aside from being pace bait
>>556366236>we can't peer into an exe fileThis new generation is fucking coooked
>>556366586post the sloptuber files
>>556364719I see. I think it would be more "human" to randomize the timing it picks the choices even a lil bit.For example, if after races I don't hesitate to pick the 2nd choice (-5 ~ -20 energy) but some choices I take longer choosing which to get (like a choice between 20 stam or 20 speed)
>>556366586They used his name, forced him to do their work for them. I will never forgive those Indonesian dogs.
can umas inherit sparks from their alt costumes and avoid not being able to inherit from themselves
>>556363162The best for this is a regular front that isn't very fast. You don't want full on front Urara bad, but something slow enough so that the faster pace chasers get paced down and sent into the shadow realm. This will give backliners better positioning.
>>556366329You reached URA Final at least, I actually gave up a career because it was that bad of a roll. 400 Spd at classic Oct. I can't believe it
>>556366376TODAY
>>556366647Im surprised chrono manage to do it but you need to extract data on that hk tuber paid site lol
>>556366630opinions are a thing, we have many umas for a reason
Stop posting sloppa
>>556366586>Under Construction as we restructure the section to be easier to read!ah yes the "easier to read" excuse rather than we gave wrong info. Same how with sloptubers taking down a video with shitty advice after bricking accounts
>>556366750yes, but:>0 affinity
>>556366810they can inherit sparks that way?
>>556366586>VF>misinformation on race mechanics>misinformation and gaslight on the most important part of the "guide"Of course they would do that, I didn't even doubt they would have some gaslight on their guide site. Pretty funny that they took it down though
>>556366630different people have different preferences. Although i would prefer a Bust99 Cafe instead of regular Cafe
>>556366924what did you not understand in the fucking "yes"
>>556366586Post the .pdf
>>556366630She's in the reddit movie, that's literally it
>>556366028If this thread dies early we are the reason
>>556367015your retarded sentence
>>556366630I don't have her, but we have the same opinion on coffee. Which is a plus.
>Fast Learner >but Bakushin was left at 2/3 very cool, gameanyone know if SFV works on a late?
>>556367053She looks like total shit and dying there, I dont understand the appeal really.
>>556366586Pretty sure I've seen an image of him helping them or shilling hakuraku inside their server? Wouldn't doubt if he's actually part of their team desu
>>556367090>saved from the turbo sprint gaslight>buys SFV anyway
>>556367073>yes, they can inherit sparks from their own alt costumes, but since affinity to themselves is 0 you will barely see them during inspirationsbetter?
>>556367068Doto wouldn't do this.
>>556367221I had nothing else worth buying
>>556366751do you have an idea of a ballpark statline I should be aiming for on the sacrificial front? I'm having trouble figuring out how much speed is slow enough to cause the pack to blob up but not so slow that the pacers immediately run past and ignore the front as soon as position keep ends.
>>556367231thanks thats worth it (for hydrate)
I cannot train El Condor Pasa. She is too erotic. My dick is in danger.
fyi the guide is being anti-shilled heresomeone is attempting to use /uma/ as their personal army
>>556366630Cafe is a paranormal kuudere uma. As an /x/-visitor I really like her. Her career is also good. And she's flat as well.
>>556367221>turbo sprint >gaslightSay what
>>556367360I can't believe hakurakudev is playing both sides!
>>556365525
>>556367482Money is money
>>556367024https://files.catbox.moe/dcgych.pdfIt's kinda hard to follow now that the race-mechanics page is gone so you can't read the sections he was talking about.>>556367185He has like 100 posts on VFcord pretty much exclusively talking to the umalator devs to clarify mechanics and doing bug reports, think he's just on a mission to make sure community resources are correct which is kinda based.
>>556367450It's a gamble that can work even if it procs early on fronts and paces, on lates, turbosprint sucks UNLESS you win the gamble.At least it was turbo sprint and not the turbo X gaslight (it's shit in all circumstances)
>>556367543>the COXXed
i am curren chan's personal army
>>556366630I have a thing for long black hair and flatties with deep voices. >boringThis smile is more than enough.
>>556367221>spreading misinformation so funnykys niggerturbo sprint does work, just be luckier lmao
>>556367582>turbo XPlan X, the turbo word got stuck in my brain.
>>556367582I was told it's better to gamble than to not even have the ability to do so
>>556367360>n-no guys people are just trying to make me look bad>im not the one shilling [shitty vibecoded mess]>be careful! you’re actually being manipulated! into hating me!Why does this sound familiar?
>t's a gamble>t's a gamble>t's a gambleIS THERE ANYTHING THAT ISN'T A GAMBLE
>>556367582>please gamble less in the gambling CM
>>556367582>It's a gamble that can worki don't see any gaslight
>>556367728>the turbo word got stuck in my brainas it should!
>>556365216let's see the speed power wit capped decks of this "everyone"
>>556367649Pretty sure they are just baiting to post Cafe more
>>556367573>https://files.catbox.moe/dcgych.pdfWho would win? A guide site with contributors from a sloptuber server filled to the brim with SEAmonkehs or a lone dev
>>556367860and it's working
>>556367786Getting raped isn't a gamble
>>556367860It worked
>>556367573tempted to do something like this for the "recommended pulls" section in the gaslight doc
>>556367450Turbo Sprint, on top of proccing too early, can also proc too late to be useful
evens - I finally play my first Biwa careerodds - I suffer through another sprinter Taishin run
>>556368030
>>556367780the guide is trash but it's obviously not being shilled in "good faith" and whoever's doing it is trying to cause drama with VF, hakuraku dev etc.
>>556368057Time to unleash your POTENTIAL
>>556367573Hakurakudev must be one of the krauts here because only they can be this autistic about game mechanics
>>556367923Absolutely
>>556368096post fuku soundposts pls thx
>accel gamble is badAm I supposed to take velocity skills? I thought sprints were so short that you basically don't reach top speed anyway.
>>556368057SUFFER
>make S rank Uma that can’t be used anyway because you missed the inheritance and ended up as Sprint B
>>556367573i don't understand half the stuff being said in the pdf
>>556367068Sounds based to me
>>556368162Hairjob until I cum.
>>556368057NEVER MISS IMPROVING B MILE even though maiden race isnt the worst thing to lose
>>556368172
gomenI couldn't pinpoint the right frame to loop it while she's holding the bottle up
>>556368190I find velocity rather weak next CM since I fucking lose with my unique activating rather than accels activating.
You think I'll be able to make a sprint Chiyo?
>>55636832710 sprint sparks, but yes.
I am buying Turbo Sprint, Plan X, NSM, Rushing Gale, Corner Connoisseur and Red Shift.
>>556368190>he still doesn't understand umamusume is a midrace gameYou need to be in perfect position to gamble if you lose the midrace game no gamble accel will save you.
>>556368242
Shoe PvP rangers assemble
I'm going to roll.......I'm going to roll good cards or the anon below me will fall in love and have his kid taken away from him
>>556368442SDHUT UP
>>556368364with what deck genius
>>556368186bigger
>>556368442today im touching grass sorry
Cafe is a cute
>>556367573>Start Dash>How do we have an entire section on start dash and not once mention its acceleration valueIf hakuraku dev could greentext without looking like someone from 4chan he probably would have and this pdf would have been a lot funnier to look at.He really gets his points across easily even with how complicated the game mechanics are.
>>556368363PINK MUTATED TEAM LET'S GO!>t falco urara dog (if my dickpull is successful)
>>556368442I never win the shoe lottery bro...
>>556368413Because of that, the others fail to realize is that Ignited Spirit Spd is actually useful
DIRT SHOESGIVE THEM
>>556368630I never get the gold version....
LAST 10 ROLLS GO
>>556368646You'd have to use 3 spd cards and no Kitasan
im doing consecutive races oguri cap but instead of 23 races I will train stamina 23 times
Its over a bunch of junk
is today the last free rolls?
See you tomorrow
>>556368507>Biko LB0>Bakushin LB0>event Yeppers>Kitasan MLB>King MLB>borrowed TeioI could also borrow a max Biko and swap Teio with my own MLB Riko I actually tried that shit
Good enough
IT'S OVER>IT'S OVERIT'S OVER>IT'S OVERIT'S OVER>IT'S OVER
I can cleat the Vega card, right?I'm not using it for anything.
>>556368416
>>556368774>she actually has a wedding altToT
>>556368510
>gift with every win>5-0yeah homes, we pimpin
>>556364896>just run the python script from github.your average retard has no idea what the fuck this means
>>556368510>>556368959ANON NO YOU'LL DIE
I'm safe
>>556368935
>only one NishinoHaha...
It's teiover
>>556369079Wtf where did you get this screenshot of my roll
>5 min in noone explodesdid cyjews really nerf the free pulls?
>wit sunday and pow amazon both still not MLB>got nothing but Rs and dupes on my free roll again for the third time in a row
i did not get a single SSRthis game SUCKS
60 pulls1 ssr (ayabe)0 useful srs
now is the time to do some cheeky 10-roll, /uma/
>>556357541>>556357753what should i use then tech support bwos?i have been using avast i think since i built my pc 8ish years ago. it was okay but in the past year or so they've been doing a fuckton more popups (which i don't really mind, just something i noticed).i also apparently do have malwarebytes installed. forgot i even had it until i went to check my hidden tray icons since i dont remember seeing any alerts/popups from it at all in a while.
got a kawakami princess ssr... thats a TT card, right?
>finally mlbd a wit card>it's ikuno dictus
is there any point in using an LB0 Fuku?
OH BOY
When’s the paid selectors
yeah ok fuck this game
I'll never post my pulls here again after you guys unironically memed my pulls into getting spechud
>>556369068
>>556369425None, not enough stat bonus to be useful
One guy in my 4chin club is so obviously underage
THAT'S THE WAY THE CARROT CRUNCHES
>>556356552>I'll punish you to have the card that was in EVERY max score Uma for 3 yearsDon't threaten me with a good time.
After wasting about 15+ parfaits finally I can post this while being smug about it
>>556369552I'll quit the game if this happens to me in the tachyon banner
Daily luckshit
>>556369425To get Super Lucky Seven, the most powerful and consistent skill in the game.
I am quit-
>>556369695Curren wouldn't do this for free
>>556369552L000000000000l
This is so fucking sad
>>556357156>Junior pre-debutYou have no reason not to gamblemaxxx.
50 Free pulls result>2 MLB SR>2 SSR Fuku>1 SSR FMShiraoki-sama banzai!
>>556369376Common Sense 2024 still works.If you use Windows 10 there is no more security updates so yeah. If you use Windows 11 you willingly installed malware on your PC.You don't need to install an antivirus, don't download sketchy .exe files from anyone unless it's trusted by the community, and even then, you can user virustotal to scan any files online which is the way people use antivirus nowadays instead of having one running in the background. Use a browser that allows you to use an adblocker such as ublock origin. Don't visit sketchy websites unless you know what you're doing. Don't use free VPNs, if you want to VPN pay for one.
>>556369653This will surely be worth it
>>556369552>>556369653How many SSR?
>>556369816post her third-rate rear
>>556369853>If you use Windows 10 there is no more security updates so yeah. If you use Windows 11 you willingly installed malware on your PC.are you trying to say use linux or something
>>556369836EXPLODE EXPLODE
>>556369376just use some standalone shit like KVRT when in doubt or whatever there exists for you westerners
0lb is useless but is 1lb serviceable? Or would I be better off using MLB Biko or MLB SR Sweepy?
>>556370027Windows 10 doesn't have security updates so you are stuck with your version of Common Sense. I don't use linux I'm not trans.
>Maxed SR Dober and got 1 SSR vega>Two rainbows in 100 pullscould've been worse I guess
>>556369901sex
Bretty Good
Fuku finally showed herself on the last day... but too bad she'd need to appear 2-3 more times on the free pulls for me to spark her banner. VBourbon spark is still in schedule
So, what did we learn?
>>556369901yeah im thinking freestyle standing reverse paizuri while we hold hands
>>5563698742 fuku 4 ayabe before spending pityi dont remember how many non-rate ups
so when's the all uma banner coming?
>>556370230ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne taishin ne ne ne ne DAAAAAHBYYYYYYY
>>556370281Later today, close to 7 hours from now.
>>556370230>BNW pullMarked
>>556370319
>>556370256>2 Fuku from 600 rollsWell thanks for slapping some sense into me Mr. Big Fish
>>556370115Use MLB Swipey ;)
>>556369853>If you use Windows 11 you willingly installed malware on your PC.tfw uni forced me to use it as they aren't allowed to grant access to devices without win11
Sirius waiting room
>100 carryover pulls>srs:>mlb stinko>mlb nishino>mlb tachy>mlb king>some useless mlbs like digitan biwa pearl and aoi>ssrs:>lb2 ayabe>lb0 fukuam i the luckshitter? do i explode?
>>556367573one thing that I don't get about this pdf and the race mechanics pdf is the insistence in "start delay above 0.066s but below 0.08s"it's so oddobviously, you skip an accel frame, but it's not like if you get 0.065s of delay you get a massive boost, you still only get 0.001s of accel, the difference between 0.065s and 0.067s is not monumental, the game does calculate the proper accelif it was a straight up full accel frame or not, the section would make sense, but as it's written it's just misleading, 0.08s matters because skills can get disabled, but 0.066s has no such thing
I want to slap this dumb ass smirk off her face fucking dumb bitch wasting my time
Sweet I sure love jobbing for no reason
>>5563698741lb fuku1lb ayabefestagolshikitarikopalmer (new)>t. 400
>>556370127ah okay. yeah i've basically been pretty good about common sense, just don't want to get caught off guard someday.
>>556370558>you still only get 0.001s of accelThe key point is that this isn't the case, it's a hard threshold. Below 0.066, all start delays receive the full acceleration for the next race frame. 0.001 vs 0.065 only matters because it's used to interpolate the distance you move on the first frame, but your acceleration on the next frame is identical.
I'm going to do a borrow run, wish me luck
>>556370607don’t be mean
>>556370027I installed notepad++ so my system is already backdoored by the chinese
>>556370115>oh nyooo only got 1lb fuku, now I will have to use my MLB biko :////nigger
>>556370664
>>556370826Dumb bitch should just not be a fucking retard and think just running behind the whole pack is going to win her a fucking race
I'm gonna roll all uma and get nothing along the way except the 1 spark for xoguri that I skipped for
>>556369816
>0lb fuku>going to get the paid SSR selector on anniv>going to roll on CB+SuperCreek bannerThere is no reason to use the selectors on fuku right? On 2lb she has 0 RaceBonus and only gets 5 with each further uncap
>>556370846I like trying new shiny things
>>556370972Yeah, you want at least 3LB to cope.
>>556370091cafe would do this, look at me like this, tempt me like this, then lay there as I ravage her little caffeinated rear (she slipped aphrodisiacs into my coffee)
>great training luck>even got charming from the acupuncturist>forgot sprint sparks
POST YOUR SSRs FROM THE FREE PULLS>LB0 Fuku>LB2 guts DAAHHBY>LB0 Grass >LB0 Curren
narita top road boobies on my face
>>556370972the only reason to get Fuku as far as I can see is for the chance of luckshitting her +50 all stats. All of her other bonuses like energy reduction/pal effects etc are much better served by other cards. The only thing she really does well is give you a chance to get 250 free stats.
>>5563711411 AV
>>556371179extremely based
>>556371052>>556371180fair enough. Guess i'll use the selectors on some other card then. Maybe Finemotion or so
STOP GIVING ME DUPES FROM CARDS I ALREADY MLB'D50 ROLLS AND IM STILL AT 0LB WINDY AND 2LB KINGU FUCK THIS GAME
>>556371141>0lb fuku>0lb Ayabe>0lb Currennone of those matter, but what does matter:>mlb Stinko!:D
>>556370607Hmmmm... git gud
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>>556371141LB1 fuker
>>556371141>
>>556371296this will teach me to be properly grateful for my SR deck, which is mostly mlb except for the new ones like Inari/Vodka/Ardan/Finemo etc, and some older ones like Daitaku Helios and Wit Fuku
Holy shit, Windy is fucking brokenI can basically borrow Fine Motion and even with an Uma with 0% speed growth, I can use 2 speed and 3 wit to max out Speed easily
I know how to get some of my missing events (race her a ton in a row, job a lot in a row, big win with a big plushie, Emergency Presentation is a date event that I somehow don't have) but has anyone ever gotten Hairstyle Rhapsody? I'm surprised it's never happened in any of my 119 careers with her
>>556370960Third-rate cum for a third-rate womb
does R riko card boost your mood and stam/guts the first time you train with her
Better later than never I guess.
>>556371553Yes
>>556371553Yes.
>>556371141From freebies: 1 fuku 1 ayabe and enough Shinkos to MLBFrom my double spark: 4 fukus 2 creeks tama ticket & suzuka
>>556371512>one in the pink and one in the stink!
nice thanks
>>556371646FUCKING EXPLODE AIEEEEEEE
in 600 rolls I got one fuku and TWELVE vegas
>>556371108I believe she actually puts some of her saliva in my coffee
>>556371141>LB0 TaishinMay as well have gotten nothing.
>>556371745>600 rollsdo piggies reallythis banner isn't THAT good
>lb0 fukuI-I have my own MLB Biko anyway
you know what's comfy? Doing Curren Chan runs while DDLC ost plays in the background.
>>556371732is this animal farm
>>556370802oh fuck, you're right, sorrymaybe last time I looked at this I mistakenly looked at the distance instead of the speedwhat shitty fucking code, they properly measure the distance but not the accel?
i got mlb sr matfuk just in time for end of scenario
>>556371829I'm at my wits end with this game and probably going all in on endfield once we're expected to do hour long campaigns
be grateful for the free pulls
Is Nice Nature for (You)?She seems pretty standoffish
>>556371141>LB1 to LB2 Air Shakur
>>5563711410LB AVThat's it
>>556371991play her career to find out
>>556371747h-hot
>>556371991She's pretty nice.
can't believe I actually looked forward to the free pulls, never again
>>556371141Got no SSRs
>>556371745I didn't even do 200 rolls for Kitasan, how can piggies manage wasting this muchtake the hint, Shiraoki isn't blessing your Fuku rolls
Today’s Kitasan
>>556371991https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8sD7gmOvY0
>>556371745
>>556371745Marked
FIX THE GAMEI'M CLICKING AND IT'S NOT RESPONDING
>>556371949>endfield
>>556371829UmaJP lost 60-70% of the initial players on both MANT and Grandlive. This is the last hurrah for most players of Uma Global before they quit.
>>556372064I like the helpful Falco posts
maruzensky 2nd jp derby with 132/228 stam/guts with no skills what the fuck
>>556371745At least you're clear on rainbow cleats for several months
>no ssr on free rolls on riko/rice banner>no 3 star on free rolls on tamamo cross banner>no ssr on free rolls on fukukitaru bannerim so tired...
>>556372404GOODOnly the degens of all stripes will remain.
>>556372404it is insane that you're trying to sneak grand live into it now.
I wanna start building New Years TM Opera parents, at least a solid one for Medium and Long each. Any specific parents you'd recommend?
>>556372205I wish the farm would make more laid bakc like Doto's and Gimlet's to pictures of him or at least allow visitors taking pics, videos of the horses overall. I get it they are still not retired and active stallion duty, but still.
Fhat the wuck is a yorse
>>556372404>and GrandliveGrandLive wasnt that unpopular in jp though?
Why is this McQueen so busted?
>>556372404To be fair, the reason the japs hated MANT is because they're autistic and just want to run 200+ careers per ace for each CM. Also Grand Live was never unpopular, no idea where you got that idea from.
>>556372404I don't get the MANT doomposting.We know the future.People didn't brick their banners.We know (allegedly) how to play.We even got early updates that changed entirely the meta so there is more variety to umas made.This time the future is different, this is the right timeline. /uma/ won't die, right?
>>556372530Oguri and RudolfNyoom
>>556372660Spring Tenno Sho is HER race
MANT doomerism is retardedif you don't like it...don't play itif you weren't winning A finals regularly in the first place it's not like you'll really be missing out
>>556371829you can't borrow two cards so it's this or NTR (unless you need uncaps on FM)
>>556370607dont say that...
>>556372698I think Doto should sit on my face
>>556371747Imagine a blushing Cafe leaning forward, pulling her hair behind her ear while she drools in your cup
>>556372720You mean normal Oguri or ChOguri? Why Rudolf specifically?
>>556372698>We even got early updates that changed entirely the meta so there is more variety to umas made.we got early balance right at the start of unity so with MANT i would expect a decent chance for the evo skill update to also hit which would be great for CMs
>>556372698>Everyone keep saying save for 1LB Maruzensky, save for Tachyon, save for El>People dumping their massive carat stash on Rice Riko NiceNature Fuku
>>556372660I promised her a really sweet parfait, if she ends your career run
i think maruzensky should sit on my face
>>556372843ETA on MANT?
>>556372573At least the stallions get updated photos at all. You won’t see anything about any of the mares like almond eye or chrono genesis and such at all. It was even a miracle there was a random updated photo of scarlet and curren chan after ages
>>556360480IIRC Jagex made a blog that said something along the lines that on a mouse click heatmap of an actual player, most of it was on the center, with extra weight based on the direction the mouse was before it began moving towards the button, but this is basically a fisherman telling fish how to avoid bait so It probably shouldn't be taken too seriously.
>>556372404Aside, but why the fuck are all the Youtubers obsessed with MANT? They talk about it more than the other scenarios
>>556372952Next month
>>556372882maru is for fucking frontwhales i dont play strategies that rely on having a billion full uncap cards
Test
I'M SOON HITTING 1000 FOLLOWERS WHAT DO I DO AIEEEEE
>>556372998NTR is so fucking adorable wtf
machan's big tits and fat thighs
>>556372819Normal Oguri, Triumphant pulse doubles down on Baracole.Rudolf would do the same thing, but there’s probably a point where it’s redundant. Doto’s Never Goof Up is probably better, and similar affinity gains.
t-thanks
>>556373035What's the uma your borrowing? Wanna know if I can get in your friendlist before it's too late.
>>556372882>save for TachyonThis one is semi-bait. While Tachyon is certainly useful, eventually you will only use 2 speed cards in your deck at most, and Tachyon can't compete with SMaru and Kitasan (with some exceptions here and there, and even then she's only a sidegrade).
>>556372992what are some cards that front runners need?
Well this run is fucked
>>556372992Those banners are a pokemon selection. Get Maru 1LB if you frontfag or get Tachyon MLB if you're a pacechad.
>>556373124Mayano speed isn't too shabby. It's the best Head-On source for now.>>556372992SMaru speed is for everyone. The raw stats alone put her above fucking Kitasan.
>>556373151she'll be used over smaru or another speed card on pace chasers but that's it, and she's effective at low LB unless you want that fat 2 SP bonus
>>556372998She's the type that cries when you take her first time
is preferred position the recovery for stamina when the way ahead is blocked id *and* early race
>>556373131it's VERY funny how many people need SPRINT AND STAMINA sparks, they also borrow my kitasan for like ~500 friend points daily
>>556373175nta but Maruzensky speed is really good (even for non-fronts) and Bourbon wit is a very strong front card
>>556373291
Cawfee
my fuku 3lb because I misclicked who to redeem
>>556373269I badly want to make front runners overall as I like Maru and Suzuka, but they are so aids to make.Pace and late is just more comfortable and flexible.
>>556373374What's Oguri's favorite sex position?
>>556373332I think it's more that they need sprint*9 over the stamina, or maybe if they are moootating they do need that stamina for haruten umas.
>>556373313hot
>>556373441slow and sensual cowgirl so she can eat while moving slowly
>>556373175palmer stamina but unless you're a whale you can just borrow her for longslop
>>556373441bond burger
>>556373441https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acQM0xKTuAQ
>>556373115>Triumphant pulse doubles down on BaracoleAs does every other unique that triggers somewhere on the endspurt, what the fuck are you talking about?
is preferred position the recovery for stamina when the way ahead is blocked id *and* early race? does it work on late surgers?
>>556373643>does it work on late surgers?Yes, the pace chaser stam skill works on late surgers.
>>556373643Pretty sure that's a pace chaser only skill.
>>556373814>>556373814>>556373814move
>>556373769>>556373771I meant the skill that recovers your uma if the way ahead is blocked midrace or early
>>556371141nothing
>>556372882I'm saving for CB/Creek THO
>>556373824>slop OPkys
>>556372510She's just like me frfr
>>556372064>cute>smart>helpful>cuteFalco is just wonderful, isn't she?
>>556373175SMaru spdBourbon witSuzuka welfare spdKitasan Black
>>556365525>>556365580>>556367543>>556357151Chrono RAPE
