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This could've been a Ryan thread instead
>>556373871>This could've been a Deleted thread instead
>>556373814israel?
face on my ace
>>556373814Doto WOULD do this.
if cygames adds spark qol + evos + turboskip along with MANT, will it make the game better or worse?
does MANT come out before or after the dirt CM ends?
>>556373931pretty musume
I just woke up, way earlier today
genuinely so fucking mad, this could've been my S rank horsey, but she failed the URA finale because it was FUCKING medium 2400
Cute Falco
>>556373965>turboskipI need this. I don't care about anything else.
>>556373814>reduction mammoplasty DotoWHYYYYYY
>get a load of these idiots rolling for cards that will only help them in the short term they should just not have fun with the game or win CMs until the youtube-approved optimal spending target shows up
>>556374052Why do you want us to be aroused by your wife>NTRnevermind
>>556374052Seems like Narita's Top Roads have woken up as well
>Got 1LB Speed Fuku from the free pulls>Has 30 tickets and enough Carats to push to 200 pullsWould you gamba in this case?
>>556373965worse, if botniggers get banned it will get better regardless of other qol
>>556374180god no she needs MLB doesn't she?
>>556374180Nyo
>>556373814fuku showing me her sacred charms when?
>>556374182this makes no sense, you're fighting against shadows, anon, stop hallucinating
Mambo!
Teio!
>>556374126meltdown
>>556374265>t. botnigger
I love when she looks at me like this it makes my heart doki doki
>>556374315they should make the game less time consuming if they don't want it automated
>already got all my aces for CM9>no idea what to do next because I can't think for myself in this game
>>556374346@grok do your thing
>>556374463you could just not play it if you don't like it
>>556374463I heard the Cygames bot is retarded 1% failure rate will make it go rest
>>556374287Mambo LOVE>>556373871Ryan LOVE
>>556374131I don't know what you're talking about >>556374142Happens
Will Ryan finally shit me out a good spark?
Today is a lucky day.
>>556374463That’s why they add their own shitty version of the bot because even they know the grind is absolute ass
>>556374512prepare umas for the carnival event thing
>>556374512Carnival in 6 hours
hidden cryer
hebe tosho
>kita banner>exclusively get dia>fuku banner>exclusively get ayabe
Digitan LOVE
>>5563745651*Speed
>>556373965Better in general, though evos will increase the gap between the best and worst umas.
>1lbuuhhhhhdo i just dump everything now?i have 200 rolls on hand
>MLB fuku LETS GOOOOOOOOOOODIDNT EVEN HAVE TO SPARK
>>556374059Should have ran more mile races!
>>556374898you need 3lb for 5% race bonus and MLB for 10% so if you're rolling her for mant MLB is basically mandatory
See this? This is a mare.
>>556373814Is Doto actually a whore?
>>556374935explode
>>556374565Good luck It took me a mistake of running Unity while doing mile medium long runs yesterday to get my 1st 3* ryan sparkgood luck
>>556374982no, Ryan is a mare
>>556374898I got 0 in 340 rolls so beware the 7% chance to do so...
I'M ALL IN ON /BUONO/ FOR CAPRICONARE YOU?
>>556374898you will now spark for exactly one more copy (redeemed from shop)
>>556374850Bigwa Hayahugebust
>>556374982Peak mare
>>556374689EAT YOUR FUCKING VEGETABLES!
>>556375006Just like Chiyono is a bitch. Get it? Because she's a dog.
>>556374935as in fewer than 200 pulls or with spark(s) banked?
>>556374898You need 3LB and get the free selector.Or 2LB and get the free and paid selector.Only roll if you're a whale.
>>556375119I want to hug and cuddle her so much you can't believe it.
>>556374982Nobody cared about her until she put on the mask
>>556373205>actually ended up with a #decent stat spread>kitasan never finishes her chain>barely any midgame offered>don't overdo it on power last turnshe's never ulting is she
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
>>556375075Sadly I dont have powerspark as parents for her.
>>556374982
>>556375075I would be if I owned her…love big uma…
>>556375038No reason to lie to justify you liking Ryan. She's still plenty cute even as a stallion.
>>556375686big banner, bro
>>556375442I dont think its just uma clubs, I think other clubs are dying as well, my club barely played and our rank barely moved.Did Arknight really steal our playerbase?
>>556375075Do not come to my lobbies
>>556375796>>556375075Im confused about her unique, too much stamina is bad? But wont she die off? Whats the optimal stamina for her then?
>>556375905was it autism
Hello friends!!
>>556375075Why doesn't Hishi Akebono - as the largest Umamusume - eat the others?
>>556375905stop Ki-Blasting in the school
>he botted
>>556376093I'm not your friend, buddy bro pal.
>>556376093hello babbyposter
>>556376156I would NEVER bot.
>>556376093Good morning.
>>556376206That's what a botter would say.
Rare moment of Kitasan actually looking forward to stud duty for once
>>556376156
nigger game
>>556376290Unironically me right now. Been sitting here with a cold for three days straight.
>>556376093did you recover from your sickness
>>556376187
>>556376432owned
>>556376375HARIKITE IKKOU!!!
>>556376583
What the fuck am I supposed to do with a LB0 SSR Fuku. I’d rather have gotten Shakur at that point.
>>556376682TT score!
>>556376470Yes, the flu coughs are no longer murdering me.
got 6 SSRs from the 50 free supoka pulls (3 of them being banner rate-ups)...i feel like cyfags will make me pull 200 for Chiyono because of this
>>556376682she boosts your archive level by a little
Three borrow runs wasted because of dogshit RNGAlso heads up danchou I'm going back to 3 careers a week once this TP discount event ends
>>556376735wtf nonbabbypost from babbyposter
Kingu. Any thoughts?
is it just me or is the claw machine way harder than it used to be
>>556376862Jobber.Deluded.Embarassment.
>>556376862Post CM builds
what does >final leg first place mean in the gaslator? in relation to whom?
>Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe but its a nuclear wastelandhttps://youtu.be/hOlqeiHKtLg?si=SkxmIYlR0YpyPV1Z
>0LB Helios>1LB Suzuka>event BourbonYup, yup.It's front running time.
>>556376952you've lost your touch because of Riko spam
>>556376862
>>556377205Getting Helios copies is really lucky
>>556375986which stream was this?i only know the mv made with these puppets, thought it was a one off thing
Has there ever been a bigger lie in the history of this game?
>>556377579Say what you will, but I’ve only gotten like 2 tissues while this event’s been running. It’s great.
wtf i'm a freak??
>>5563775796 onsen after like 60-70 runs, yeah maybe its a 1% increase lmao
Turbo would do and say this
>>556376375is it true that he fails to get the mare preggo like 30% of the time? Unlike GOD Ship?
>>556377579no, i've gotten way more tickets than normal
>vet box fills up>will to play dropsI hate sorting these mares.
>>556377579Skill issue.
>>556377579I've gotten plenty. Like 5 of my dozen something ace runs of one uma are steamy
>>556377783why is she speaking in spanish
>>556377698>>556377886>>556377904>>556377910I refuse to believe you aren't all joking, I've done 5 runs a day since it started and have got nothing at all
>>556377783i hope all the browns get filtered by the next 2 scenarios
>>556375943anon, umas genuinely won't die on this CMyou can literally run with 1 stamina and surviveproblem with Akebono is that she needs to have less than 70% HP at halfway but downhill mode is so efficient that sometime you won't proc ityou can't lower downhill mode because it is extremely important, you get more speed from it than the ult itself so the only way to get better odds of proccing it to have a ton of skills, getting rushed, and having as little stamina as possible
>>556378085>next 2You’re not subtle with your expanded doomposting. Begone sloptuber.
>>556378000>date] [Auto] 77 new postsIt's something like 10-15% instead of 3-5%
sprint CM showed me how useful riko is because half the umas are soo moodful, like what do you mean a piece of chalk gives you mood down
>>556378000i got 5 tickets in about 40 runs
>>556378000When did the event start?I've only been doing a couple runs per day
>>556377783most umas parents know her daughters will end up eventually pregnant by their trainers anyway
I want a tiny Luna-chanwhere can I get one?
>>556378268>date] [Auto] 77 new postsaieee, I fucked up
>>556377847all mares covered (excluding 2025, the foals need to be born first) = 1045Foals born = 724724 is around 69.2% of 1045Kitasan is still a superior stud due to the greater ability of his foals
>3LB AyabeThat +5 race bonus at MLB isn't THAT important right?
>>556378454did you have to post porn
>>556377978burgers can't meme so spics have to do all the work
>>556378504Keep rolling.
>>556378324Uma are easily spooked.
Unserious game.
>>556378249I actually want all the brownoids (which includes all sloptubers) to leave
bakushin's event chain didn't finish
>actual SS aces in roomsbros...
>>556378550I really like these King Halo reaction pics, please post more :)
>>556378324Umas are still moody teenagers at the end of the day
why is there no porn of umas jerking you off with their dolls?
>>556378915One madlad actually brought an SS Uwawa
>>556378915>still loseYour point?
>>556378939I am ashamed to say this gave me an erection
Has king won a single race in these rooms?
>>556378564burgers put all their skillpoints in being racist the last couple of years but now they're not allowed to talk about israel
mant wont be that bad
>>556378705It’s a shame Helios never gets a rerun. There’s the Speed Helios that gives Golden Slipstream and THH but her stats are abysmal dogshit
>>556379228succubus
Missing woman found
>>556379140Isn't it pretty difficult to get SS with correct accels?
>>556378991I doubt it changes.>walking with uma wife and daughter>pinecone falls from tree>they both bolt >spend an hour tracking them down
>>556379096huh?
>>556378786deck? I've been trying to get that stat spread for my Curren Chan, running Kita/Kingu speed, Marvelous/Tachyon/Daiwa wit, borrowing Finemo.
>>556379217the tails are attractive, i kno
>>556379096You mean the hand puppets?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMnvp_O7zSA
>>556379539cuuuute
>>556375439Well actuallyShe's winning a decent amount, comparable to my fairly cracked out BakushinyoMaybe mandatory corner skills were a gaslight invented by big /uma/ and i fell for it
>>556377847Shadai Stallions Failed Conceptions rate:29.0% Admire Mars (162-47)26.7% Do Deuce (202-54)17.5% Efforia (183-32)15.1% Kitasan Black (198-30)14.9% Siskin (188-28)14.6% Epiphaneia (198-29)14.1% Contrail (185-26)13.0% Kizuna (185-24)8.7% Equinox (206-18)8.3% Nadal (206-17)Compared to Gold Ship 5.7% (122-7)
>>5563794736 power sparks 4 speed sparks 1 stamina spark 1 guts spark
>>556379402I worked with horses in college, and goddamn they are the most spookable creatures. >be hors just walking>step over a piece of rope on the ground>turn wrong side out upside down and boltwhich is hilarious to witness, but less hilarious when you're right next to them because they're a thousand pounds of pure muscly terrorunless they're FAT like Grass Wonder
wtf thats two in a row did the 0.7mb patch do something?
holy fucking shit hold onwas silence suzuka named "silence" because he was descended from sunday silence...?
>>556379841Acupuncturist banner patch fixes acupuncturist rateMakes sense
>>556379669I'll keep trying, I should be able to hit that. A shame I don't have a usable Bakushin, but Kingu has a power bonus which is nice
>>556379881you might be on to something
>>556379881big if true
>>556379881
Okay what the actual fuck do I need in order to have Finemo not Agemasen me out of Speed Star? Past three times I've been 600,800, and 650 wit, and she STILL FUCKS ME OVER LIKE WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT YOU DUMB IRISH WHORE
>>556379881I need to impregnate this anon.
I uninstalled
>>556379881No, try again.
I somehow got 3 Ayabes in my 50 free pulls.If I spend carrots to pull 150 more times I could probably get her to MLB, but I doubt its worth it. Is this card any good?
>>556380151Just don't let her proc her last chain before late game, should be easy
>>556380306noher value is that she's the exclusive source of her gold skill which is almost as good as gold ship's uniquebut CB wit has the same skill so in a few months ayabe is completely irrelevant
every single run i did today was cursed af what the fuck
>>556380429>snice thumbnail
Is this usable for medium CM's?This is probably my best rated horse.
>>556380490way overstammed with no good skills and no wit
>>556380429Don't do anymore borrow runs for 6 hours
>>556380306Don't tunnel vision the card but rather a conglomerate of your entire collection, your wallet (worst case scenario you spend $20 to MLB her) and general plans along with your uma roster (if you hate end closers then the card obviously has less value)
>>556380590why do you crush me like this :(
>>556380490we won't have any medium CMs until MANT this thing is useless
>>556379881why dont manhattan and suzuka interact?
>>556380897but... I like this horse...
im finally watching the new years event stories and hearing fuku's VA acting while pretending she has a cold is awakening something in me
most 3* speed sparks i got are on HARU URARAi can't stand it
>>556380490That's a good statline for CM, but as the other anon said, there won't be any more CM's for medium, you can use her for TT if you wish.
>>556380336do you seriously need 900 wit in order to get it? fuck this shit
>>556380689you askedthe fact that you can hit those statlines means you CAN build a better one, just put more in wit and less in stamina
>>556380950wait... good question...
>>556381023just 400
Tama Tama Tama Tamamo CrossYou come and goYou come and goooooo
>>556380950Different generations, having the same sire does not warrant intereactionEspecially when we are talking about Sundayman
>>556380490CM? Absolutely not. TT? Maybe
>>5563812363 golds on a TT uma? in this economy?
Finally the damn mines dropped something useful.
Yay I MLBed her with my last free pull. Don't need to spend any Uncaps on her
9 more days untiI I get chocolates from my trainee
>>556381481*cuts out of the global release, similar to Christmas as not to upset the libs*
>>556381085according to gaslight doc, chances are:>400, 60% success>600, 65%>700, 70%>800, 75%>900, 80%>1000, 90%No wonder I'm so butthurt, I keep getting her last event in early senior year when it's still a literal fucking coin toss
spam watching other uma musume stories and skipping them instantly to scrounge up enough carets to pull on a different girl feels like ive betrayed some part of my soul...
I'm seething so hard, NOTHING, NOTHING IN ONE HUNDRED PULLSFUCK YOU CYGAYS
>>556373814Doto would be tricked into doing this
>>556376470Yes!
>>556380225see you tomorrow!
Almost got enough rainbow shards. Is it worth using it on my 3LB NN wit?
>>556381705>trickedThe IRL Doto is a pervert, I won't be surprised if she raped her trainer too
>>556377567PakaLive TV Vol. 42. The official upload has been privated (which they do with all old streams, which is incredibly cringe), but there's a re-upload on Nicovideo.https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm44052742
>>556381725finally some great news!
>>556381591does the bits between each of these contribute to success chance or are they hard breakpoints (ie. does having 599 mean you have just under 65% chance or is it stilll 60%)?
>Romantic Warrior sniping my horses in Honk Kong
SMaru speed is good even at LB0 and Tachyon speed is the one you want to MLB, right? Just want to know who to save uncap crystals for.
Holy shitFirst time since half anni
Send help
>>556381779extremely worth it
Today was a fine daily career.
>>556381801>(which they do with all old streams, which is incredibly cringe)that is cringe, god forbid people enjoy old content or newfags arriving especially globabs
>>5563819807 and Fuku.0 and min roll.
>>5563819807 and you get 3 ssr
>>556381980Shiraoki-sama has your back!
>>556381792I know enough about irl Doto to know he's just a big old goof more than anything.
>>556382097THIS IS THE ONE
>>556381862RW is just too strong
>>556382140You only know the present Doto
>>556381962Winner
I GOT THR LAST COPY I NEEDED FROM THE FREE PULLS I DIDNT HAVE TO SPEND ANYTHING LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
How is this late Oguri looking for the dirt cm?I know mile S is missing, just wondering if any obvious skill or inherit is missing or if I can run this exact setup back and just hope for better inspirations
>>556382095>>556382096>>556382097*cough*
>>556381939smaru has a power bonus at 1LB and mood bonus at 3LB+tachyon has a speed bonus at 1LB and skill point bonus at 3LB+otherwise they both scale very linearly
>>556382251Nta but it's hard to not know present Doto considering the farm basically lets us see his every waking noment.
Nyooooo...
>>556382359There's only a tiniest bit of corner in late race, Pump is pretty impossible to trigger.
One banner they make you feel lucky and smug that you MLB'd a card within a single spark, then humbles you with spark 0lb on the next
>>556382658Cute jobber
Honestly looking at the 4 years between jp and global, the actual unironic must-pull supports are fairly well spaced out in release and tend to come with tons of free rolls.
>>556382460BELIEVE IN SHIRAOKI
>>556382046I can't get anything close to this even through motivated effort.
>>556381845It's probably an even, sliding scale, but the author didn't have any sources for it.
>>556382791This but 3 sparks in a row...
>>556382298>106 caratsgrim
>>556382460turn the music up and go slow, your respect for the ritual will cause one to upgrade
>>556382835I want sex with Ms. One
>Kingu is the only one winning test lobbiesI'm so cooked
>>556382834>>556383054Hell no I won'tFuck Shiraoki
>>556382819Yeah but that's in hindsight without shit like Pokke support bring good only to near-instantly rendered obsolete by speed Pasa within like a month, making all those Pokke rollers feel like suckers.
>>556382697remember when poomp was gaslighted in that cm where it had a 5m activation window
>>556380151I gave up trying to get it from finemo and used a card that guarantees it instead. Downside is I'm a witlet now
i literally have not won unity cup finals since last CM ended hopefully NSM isn't important for Capricorn haha
>>556383046yeah after AMoguri and NYopera and then this I'm drained, practicing caret retention for the next few months
>>556383164Literally how
>>5563828354 wit is pretty consistent. You can grab Head-On from Fine's secret event. The only real gamble is hitting sprint inspiration once (if you bring at least 10* worth of sprint). She even jobbed and lost the URA finals because I ran one too many medium races and ended up with medium finals.
>>556383090
>>556383085Don't worry, this is my only aceShe's going to job a lotJust hope you meet me in the lobbies
>>556382791The game gave me a single spark MLB Riko then fucked my ass inside out with single kita in 3 sparks
>>556383251unlucky
>>556383135you're running Chiyo stam card?In a sprint cm? anon.............
>>556383090>0It was foretold
>>556383342I trade it to Riko's spot. I need stam for Haruten anyway
>>556380950>>556381228What about McQueen who was Sundaymans best friend?
>>556382835>>556383254Forgot picture.
>>556383297I don't trust urarafags
>>556383164It's only decent if you're planning on running late surgers
>>556383090its shiraover
>>556383090I'm so fucking tired of seeing SR Taishin in my rolls
>>556382697I know there's a very narrow window to activate it, but what other options do I really have for accels? Taiki's unique doesnt work so running her pace doesnt sound super enticing because I have a feeling the front will be too crowded to reliably get off plancha
>>556383090>speed taishinINSANE PULL
I wish I had the Ardan wit SR mlb'd. Not because I know it's good (is it?) but because holy fucking shit she might be the hottest uma I've ever seen.
>>556383297
>>556383251probably stopped using riko>>556383164you really need at least one pal or scenario link card
>>556383297>inb4 hits all her skills at the right time
this just won a lobby full of S-ranks.................
>retards actually fearing urara
>>556383808I'M WINNER
>>556383575>(is it?)Most wit SR's are highly similar so it doesn't matter that much which ones you bring. Ardan's main bonus is left-handed hint and fat +30 energy. If you have it at MLB it's an easy pick for left-handed tracks, the same way you want Matikane for all right-handed tracks.
>>556383808what if the secret is not to gamble on acceleration at all?
>>556383575she's actually good for this CM because of left handed and pace chaser savvy for groundwork prereqs
>>556383869I would literally rather lose to the most meta buhi than lose to an urara, dacchi
>>556383808Game is pure RNG. Even my Doto without a unique can win against S ranks
>>556379881Silence Suzuka and half the umas, yes.
>>556383869Ulala should rape you
>>556384109Ulala would never
>>556383869I'm more surprised Ulala hasn't killed anyone accidentally yet. She probably doesn't even know her raw power is a lot stronger than ningens
>>556384101Hopefully American Pharaoh can do this too
>>556384297>Hopefully (mediocre dirt sire) can do this too...
Amazing RNG, ruined by Unity NPC jobbers snatching defeat from the jaws of victoryI want MANT right now
>>556384221yeah you're too ugly even for her kind soul
>>556384431You do know Sunday Silence was a dirter too right bwo? Every burger horse is a dirter.
>>556384723Luna recharge
>>556384723>You'd make a great mother
I am legitimately one career away from finishing all the rewards, bro...
>>556384681by dirt sire, I meant that all his successful Jap-based kids are dirtersand with him being 14, I doubt he will produce the quantity of offspring with the qualities to dominate Japan like Sundayman's spawns did before he has to retire+ Forever Young will take away a substantial amount of quality mares for himself after he retires this year so it will only be harder for American Pharaoh
>>556379881Man, you'll have a marvelous sunday.>>556383421SS' antics was portrayed by Golshi.
I didn't know hitting 1million was such an aggressive endeavor Best I got so far was 850k on S.Maru, it's much harder on Fuku because of the random G3 races she puts herself in
0 Fukus in free 50. SHould I double spark it? I have 100k carrots + 50 tickets. I'm f2p and Fuku is so generic I'd run her in probably every single deck forever, 0 exceptions. I'm currently bringing Kitasan and SR sweepy everywhere. My only other ssrs at full uncap are free event ones and Riko & Rice.
>>556385781Are ye having fun running yer horseys ragged ye ornery BASTARD
>>556385882Do it
>>556385882>I'm F2P and got 0 cards off free pulls, should I euthanize my account by triple sparking a flavor of the season bannerHow are these statements real?
>>556385882Fuku is shit, do not waste carats.
>>556385912I'm trying my best to not give them skin outbreak
>>556385912Soon to be mandatory in MANT
>>556385882You want her at least level 45 so no unless you're willing to get fucked by RNGAlso if you're F2P just roll for horses man
>>556386021nuke them before summer, it literally doesn't matter it's not a migraine.
>>556385882You don’t want Fuku. You want to pull. Be honest with yourself and us. Wait for the all-spark.
>>556385882Just blow all those Carats on Maru and Tachyon in the future bwo
>>556386005>should I euthanize my account by triple sparking a flavor of the season bannerlaughed out loud reading this, good post
As long as you don't mind being stuck in group B finals forever F2Ps can get away with rolling for umas as often as you want at the cost of struggling in future scenarios
>>556383808>TaikiIt didn't really win.
why should a f2p roll in the finemotion banner, having one wit card isn't going to help you win is it
>>556386473having the best wit card will help you win sometimes
So there's been a site that's popping up everywhere and it's been so hard shilled everywhere. I basically was forced to know about the site not only from here but also on other social media like X, and the weirdest part is no one questioned the site or read the site to confirm its legitimacy. I first read their race mechanics page when I saw it off X. First look and I realized that they mostly took things from the gaslight doc, and isn't even updated to the latest patch.They only took it down after hakurakudev gave them a 5 page pdf on why their race mechanics page is filled with misinformation and gaslighting.
Isn't El Condor Pasa just stupidly OP for this CM? She always wins
>>556385882yea what could go wrong :D
>>556386473Go ahead and roll on whatever else you were going to roll on anyway. Just don’t complain when you can’t get decent stat lines. Or we will laugh at you.
Remember to do a fan run after every low roll ace run
>>556386548one of the biggest potential men in the game.
>>556386548from my experience there isn't a single uma that always wins in scrims
>>556386548She is, the only gotcha is the moootating you need to do to make Pasa competitive.
>>556386278
>>556386473It's a wit card that does something on other training types both off having TE and the practice perfect buff.>>556386542>Their "About" page is browner than public transport in a large city>Black woman shilling it on twitter
>>556386473You're supposed to save for CB + Creek banner.
Nothing bad will happen to doto today.
>>556386542this post is too mysterious
>>556386814My Creek is at 2LB and my FM is 0LB, though.
Is Ardan Wit worth using for CM9? it has no race bonus
Is there ever going to be a gamebreaking long term support card that F2Ps must prioritize no matter what
>>556386952Speed Almond Eye?
>>556386473you're too late to roll on fine motion, you'll have to either roll on all uma banner or redeem her with an uma selector
>>556386542You know no one really cared about the guide if the main post that blew off is about the chibis
>>556386952Mejiro Ramonu wit.El condor Pasa speed, Almond Eye speed.
>>556385882What's with all the gaslighting niggers? Fuku is a strong card for around a year, way longer than NTR. If you're fine with the RNG in her runs you can pull for her especially with how many carats you have. You can save carats until Summer Maru/FineMo banner or Tach/Light banner and you will have more than enough for both if you don't spend too much on horses
>>556386952no, they dont make cards like that on purpose. well, except kitasan.
>>556386952Ramonu
>>556386542It's funny because I see no one on plebbit talking about it
>>556387085It’s shill o’ clock again.
>>556386005>no soundwtf, anyon
>>556386286I pay and only very recently rolled on the natie banner, I've been uma rolling before thatI only have 2LB KBAm I winning? NoWhat's the point of my reply? idk
>>556386952kitasan black ssr
>>556387258>>556386005
IDONTCAREABOUTYOURSLOPTUBER WEBSITE
>>556386801you dont pick the practice perfect option actually do you
>>556387349
I watched the entire story and still don't understand karuta rules
>no Tamo>no Fuku>only hotsprings was for BakushinFML
>>556384007I have aces with more midgame than that AND accels AND better stats and they still aren't winning dominantly. Positioning is like 80% of sprint so if you highroll your pace ups and are in 1st/2nd going into the late race you can just win regardless.
>>556387418It’s the>it’s only 2%gaslight again.Thread is shit today, post yuri.
>>556386542>hakurakudev gave them a 5 page pdflink for the file and so he wasn't part of their team? /uma/ told me he was like 18 hours ago
>>556387632Of course not, and it was posted last thread >>556367573
>>556387597>Thread is shit todayAt least they aren't posting about THE banner
I feel like I've seen this uma before. Who is she?
Aoharu will be EOS for globalbabbies, 1 hour long careers chasing flames and aoharu races against Liko fufufu
>>556387421There are cards on the floor.Someone reads the first part of a poem, the rest run to get the card that has the bottom half.It's a high IQ ojousama game.
>>556387597>post yuriSorry, but I only post umas made for straight trainers.
>>556387632https://files.catbox.moe/dcgych.pdf
>>556387632>he fell for the brownskin gaslight
>>556387781>half energy mantYOU WILL DO YOUR 10 DAILY RUNS SLAVE
Hold up guys I got fast learner again
>tfw no maruzensky gf
ROLL FOR THE ALL-SPARK
Last parent run of the day after getting nothing from 4 borrows.Call the spark, if I get nothing I will cry irl.
>>556387781I'm already doing over 35 races for affinities and danchou though I'm doing it on the side while watching something. The annoying part of MANT would probably be the part where you buy items
>>556388137Your joke was boring last night, and it is today
>>556386952
If i get unlucky with vega pulls in march, i should use my gold crystal on this filly, correct?
Who let this lady past security
BLEH I had factored in it taking a full 400 pulls to MLB Fuku but I was really hoping it wouldn't. Hopefully I can make up another 200 pulls so I can get Sweep or Summer Mackie.
>>556388245What will the Forever Young card look like?
>>556374287
>>556386952Wouldn't it be the Tamamo Power card?
>>556387597
>>556388245They really did just give her all the numbers.
>>556388245So this is what unlimited power look like
>>556388342Super first rate
>>556388379FY running on the Riyadh track with visible stars in the night sky, the name of the card will be "Dirt shall be her canvas!"
>urara can easily win arima with turf D and long D because she has an ult that worksHuhWhat the fuck?
>>556387597I initially didn't notice your post because a Raisu image was attached
The other benefit of having lots of sources of Practice Perfect is you can heal Practice Imperfect really easily without wasting an infirmary turn.
>>556388278Flower's a good choice. Chinpo Windy is another option; 5 less race bonus but she's a speed card with hefty rainbows.
>>556388732>she has an ult that worksare you talking about NY Urara or something?
>>556388745...There are women that like Brian?
I have been forcing a rice shower into front/turf parenthoodIt's tiring.
would shinko windy be a good card to use the SR crystal on to MLB? Gives 10% race bonus
>>556388075>mfw no maruzensky anons
Rice cummies
DON'T DO ITURARANOOOOOOOOOOO
>>556387597why make the thread shitter by posting yurislop
>>556388886Why wouldn't I like her?
>>556388835damn my Stinko is at 3lb as welldecisions
>>556388915I would just save every gold crystal you have for Ayabe Guts
I DID NOT GET A SINGLE SSR AND NEW SR CARDS FROM THE FREE 60 PULLS
>New Tracen Files leak
I miss the Oguri posts pitying Tama and her poor behavior
>>556388407Nyooo...
Reminder: rolling for more trainees = more likely to get lucky and get them in few rolls = more likely to save gems = more gems for support rollsYou should be rolling for trainees more often.
>>556388886Her and Sirius are like the top choices for carpet-munching action
>>556387597skill points are better than 2%
>>556387758I don't think I can...
Finally...DIGITAN LOVE
>>556389539Are you an (((expert))) or BIGGEST FAN?
>>556389390I WILL be rolling for my daugher Natie
>>556385882for the love of Shiraoki, do NOT pull for Fuku. Borrow her for MANT, save for Agnes Tachyon and SMaru/Finemo, then save for Ramonu in November. Agnes will to be triple sparked, budget 600 pulls for that, and you might want some more umas too. Fuku isn't worth it.
>>556387597always a brown phone poster
>>556386286I've only been in Group A finals once and I've been playing since launch so I don't really care at this pointJust get me my second place so I can go back to umapyoing
>>556389356>>556389339Chuckled / 10
>>556386278My creepy cute flat gf is adorable as always
>>556387421watch Chihayafuru and you will understand the rules
>>556379228She raped me
>get the perfect run>no sprint Sthis is literally the worst game I've ever played
>>556389608I am her strongest soldier, for my Kami Oshi is my precious
>>556389539Congrats! I want Digitan to be the second expert title I can get in the future. Farming 100m fans for Brian over the course of months is pretty tiring so I have to take a break from overdoing fan runs.
>>556389878>sprint S
Sponsred by Hakuraku Dev
>>556389878You don't need Sprint S, you're going to do just fine.In group B.
>have mcqueen at 5 stars>use fuku speed MLB>start career with 200+ in every statnaruhodo...
>>5563881692* power
How is she in Tracen bruhMany NPC umas are getting expelled or quitting
>>556389979buyanadtranny
>>556389468Sirius I get, but I genuinely haven't seen a single woman that is interested Brian. The few female players I see seem to mostly lust after the Gold family and other boyish umas like Ace.
>>556390036Because she is the cutest as in there is no uma cuter than her.
>>556390002you should have ignored the post anon I already cried myself to the shit spark it gave me
>>556389979buy an ad
>>556389980>you will have sprint B>you will have an A rank career>you will not win first place>and you will be happy
I used up all five borrows already and got zero viable aces. I can't take it anymore. This game sucks.
>>556390036Tracen needs a mascot and a jobber for everyone not to lose hope.>I'm losing every one of my race maybe I'm not fit for racing>bwo look at Halu Ulala! >NO WINS AND NOT COMPLAINING LIKE YOU
>>556390045You are an ad, you little bitch
My friend sent me this abomination and ruined my eyesNow you should see it too
>>556390276why are you friends with brown people?
>>556390036DEI
>>556390036Because she attracts an audience to watch lower grade d*rt races.
>>556389979This is so useful! Thanks.
so like how much race bonus do you actually need for mant ie how much of a difference does having 50 vs 60 vs 70 actually do?With sunday and flower power you've already got 30, if you mlb finemo (which is very doable with the upcoming banner and vouchers) thats 40 and if you borrow NTR (or fuku) you already have 50 and you'll still have 2 slots left in your deck.I still only have 0lb stinky but even with kita and like a tachyon wit I'll still be sitting at 65 rb, surely thats enough?
>>556390036She brings in the merch sales
>>556389979This is so useless. Kill yourself.
>>556390086>lust after the gold familyall the femoids i know who like this game are either yurifags obsessed with some random ship (daiwa/vodka in many cases) or self inserters who see some random uma and think "shes literally me." in 3 cases its seuin sky for some bizarre reason and then another girl i know loves mcqueen, which amused me enormously because of that one twitter artist. ive never met one who likes gold family but thats probably because only one of them is available in global yet.
>>556389979I already contacted my guy at cygays but thanks for the update, if more CC are involved there is higher chance for an idiot to attach a coffee link/patreon link to it. The .exe that injects onto the game is against TOS so this will help into shutting down the botters and frame it on a CC that is sponsoring the bot development.
>>556390134:{
why the fuck are people making open cm rooms nigga you're willingly playing in a shit bucket the fuck are you trying to practice
>>556390036Because her mum is big and scary
>>556390452I only have LB1 Nishino...
why are u guys so down? we still have 5 more tenners for free
>>556389979I only trust anons from here when it comes to tips about uma musume
>>556390558>Injects into the gameDo you also think OCR injects into the game? Do you think this shit would work on Linux if that was the case? are you retarded?
>>556390685anon I...
is the reason /uma/'s vocal faggots are so butthurt about uma.guide because it's made by friends of VF? And therefore it's "sloptuber shit" or something?
>>556390685anon it runs out tomorrow... there's one tenner left...
>>556390517>self inserters who see some random uma and think "shes literally me." in 3 cases its seuin sky for some bizarre reason and then another girl i know loves mcqueenI will have sex with those women>anon you don't reallyforcing them to train for 3 years of sprints, then sex with those women
>>556390685retard>>556390726retard
>>556390452i WILL drop 200 pulls on Finemo bannerI WILL NOT get a single copyi WILL delete this game
>>556390086Its hard to gather my thoughts and turn them into coherent sentences but I can at least try to explain from my perspective>Initially comes off as scary, rude and unapproachable>Terrifyingly strong competitor who can't quite quench her thirst>Despite this she's a lot nicer deep down and cares about others in a less obvious way>Still loves her sister>If you're her trainer she'll eventually follow you around like a lost puppy that likes you enough>Super duper pretty with a cool looking racing outfit>Cool voice>Weird way of talking at times but that too is a part of her charmI am hopelessly in love with Narita Brian!
>>556390773I'M BUTTHURT BECAUSE ITS BEING SHILLED NONSTOP THE MOMENT IT CAME ONLINEI FUCKING HATE EVERYONE SHILLING IT AND HOPE THAT EVERYONE THAT ARE SHILLING IT DIE IN THEIR SLEEP
>>556390575post more Halo reaction images I really like them
>>556390773buy an ad
MAMBO COME BACK
When is the Finemo banner anyways?
THREE MORE HOURS UNTIL SHE COMES HOME
Who the fuck is VF?
>>556390773I only dislike people not buying the ads, there is a link at the bottom that says "advertise on 4chan" use it.
>>556390773I mean I checked out the site myself out of curiosity and it's just not that helpfulthe card guide for some reason goes all the way up to almond eye but usually just tells you to pull on the scenario banners (wow, no shit)
>>556390887Nothing wrong with that, I just think you're a rare breed among the mold.
Don't buy an ad, in fact don't even advertise at all.
>>556390773a better question is why is VF and his fanbase obsessed with being popular here?
>>556390910>looks at thread>counts angry posts>counts shilling posts>realizes what number is largeranon........you are not making the point you think you are
>translated skill conditionsI guess, maybeit's better than gametora when just glancing, but it doesn't include the actual meanings so if it's off it becomes actively misleadingin this case it's missing the OR so it seems redundant or very wide when in fact it isn't
>>556391014
So what exactly are we getting
>>556390452>>556390871You're thinking about it wrongyou want a functional deck at 50 RB before you want to boost your RB2 Wit 2 Speed + Skill Cards /Riko Kashimoto for whale Comfortyou want fine motion on your deck so you can borrow a cm specific card like MLB Pasa Power and Super Creekthis is my Hanshin 3200 deck for example
>>556390452Afaik 50 is the baseline to aim for in MANT, so like 5 cards with 10 race bonus allows you to bring one low bonus card like Kitasan at 5%.It's part of the reason why guts decks work so well in MANT. Air Groove, Haru, Yukino (free SSR) are all 10% cards, if you manage to MLB the upcoming Admire Vega that's a 15% one.
>>556390773>website so dogshit it got debunked by a 5 page pdf
>>556391207If only.
>>556390125But according to umastagram and umatter, Curren Chan is the cutest though?
>>556390981in a month
>>556391212New beginnings (part 2)
>constant site shilling>"the site is helpful and good guide bros!!">hakurakudev out of nowhere went to their discord and posted a 5 page PDF file on why their guide is filled with misinformation>they kill the page and reason it as "restructure the section to be easier to read!"Very helpful.
>>556391014Tranny grifter that only wants to brick its audience to then sell them coaching on its discord.
>>556389979>many vf regulars worked on this site
>>556391139are you being retarded on accident or on purpose? I bet it was someone from /uma/ that posted it here originally, just to piss off the people that hate VFand you were so happy to take the bait. The site is a fucking nothingburger. It's probably better than the reference doc, but that's not saying much
>couldn't reach 1200 spethat's the best one i got in days, all the previous ones are garbage because the RNG was just that shit...
>>556391084this is important because people keep acting like you can pull on the finemo/maruzensky banner (you cannot if you value your own fun with the game)
>>556390773Sloptubers don't have real friends. Buy an ad.
>>556391326Urara is so cute just being near her motivates and raises your mood. She is pure cuteness
>>556391412It has the turdworld stamp of absolute shit
You say, VF! I say, VIRTUA FIGHTER!You say, FaggoWebsite! I say, BUY AN AD!You say, VF! I say, VIRTUA FIGHTER!You say, FaggoWebsite! I say, BUY AN AD!You say, VF! I say, VIRTUA FIGHTER!You say, FaggoWebsite! I say, BUY AN AD!
ok sprint cm was a fun ideabut mutating is dogshit and im not having fun training king
>>556391326Curren can only manipulate peopleUrara is bending the rules of Tracen, she shouldn't be here but she is
>imagine paying for seasloptuber advice when spics solved the game before global even came out for free
>>556391418uh oh VF melty>y-you're taking the bait!yeah the bait is... repeatedly telling you to fuck off when you're spam posting stuff made by this guy you like? damn im so baited right now>this site is a nothingburgerthen leave lmao
>>556391404Do you have a link to this PDF or are we just making shit up
>spi**racist as hell?? MODS!?
>>556391741where are the meta umas?
>>556391506I see
I got fast learner and sprint S but bakushin never did her second event
JUST POST (((HIS))) MONTHLY FANCOUNT AND WE WILL EITHER CALL HIM A BOTTER OR A FLATLINER
>>556391584I unironically thought you guys were discussing Virtua fighter, and I was wondering what the fuck does virtua fighter have to do with uma
>>556391835More
>>556391741L I B R EIBRE
>>556391819>meta and soulfulMy oshi>A tierOguri Cap>non meta and tryhardYour oshiSimple as
>>556391696but king already has A on sprint?
>>556391819Just look into your heart and you'll find them.
>>556391912That's the idea, and why I constantly mention the game when people talk about VF.
>>556391506>>556391835nyes
>>556391797anyon... read the thread >>556387750>>556387876
>>556391819>meta>umasretard
>>556391835Not enough. I can still read just fine.
>>556391797It's in this thread. >>556387876
>>556391980yes but kingu is a different struggle
>>556391819Any paceslop uma.
>vfbuy an ad>hakurakudevbuy an ad>sweepybuy an ad>mambobuy an ad>danchoubuy an ad>witGODyou're fine
>>556390452If you don't have five 25 Race bonus cards don't even bother playing. Stick with Aoharu instead
mambo?
ummmm 4chadbwos? 4channelerbros? 4chads? if VF is so "lame" how come we don't have our own popular youtuber...??? no no no no no no ???
>>556392171
>>556392171>gaijin bias
>>556391835>>556392034
>>556392253Mambo!
>>556392117>>556392064you can tell Hakuraku worked on this website because he keeps contributing to it for free instead of calling everyone a faggot
>>556392171sloptuber: japan
>>556392253>>556392345omatsuri mambo
>>556391139VF found out that people on here were making fun of him after we called him a faggot for ruining a tournament
>>556392253What about her?
>>556392171>mambo>buy an adhow much does it cost? i might actually do this tbqh
>>556376756That's not how probability works but ok.
>556392370bait used to be believable and creativetoday bait is nothing but >contrarian ""opinion""
>>556392253Can you guys please create a drama again so we can be freed of this sloptuber timeloop
>>556392423>ruining a tournamentQRD?
I don't think
>>556392465>he doesn't know
>>556392465Gambler's fallacy is never wrong.
>>556392253mambo...
Does Dober's unique proc appropriately for CM10, the dirt one?Trying to figure out parents. I know Ryan's does, at least.
I got nothing from all my free pulls. TOTAL CYGAMES DEATH
>>556392523someone set up a MANT preview tourney using Sprint Rental Deck and charles Butted in telling people it wasnt worth the effort and that they should use current JP cards instead (yknow the ones that give you +60 speed at level 1)
>>556392549based
>>556392253Dickthis
>>556392518Mambo... I've come to bargain.
>>556392701What is this shit? Show me Digimon!
>>556392628Use the skill simulator.https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/skill-visualizer-global/#cid=10611,sid=100591It procs too early btw.
>>556391786why do you think I'm involved with anything VF? I pointed out that there's a lot more angerposting about uma.guide than there is shilling (point me to one shillpost, please) for it.
>>556392523Some sort of MANT tournament for Global players to learn MANT a faggot in his Discord organised. VF sperged out and started telling everyone they were not playing properly, one of the fags in his discord (unironically a tranny) started crying on /uma/ about what VF was doing and it lead to pic related
>>556392523some guy: hey let's have a fun tour in JP using MANT scenario with trial decks to learn the scenarioVF: stop having funanother guy: fuck off VFVF:*closes discussion channel for tournament*
>>556392253Mambo?
Finally read the latest story chapter about Suzuka. Cried during the end at the bit where you have to press the button the cheer her on. I do think the story wouldn't be nearly as good if I wasn't already aware of Suzuka's real life story and hadn't watched some of her actual races, including her last. For example, the recurring scene where she's about to pass the zeknova tree would be meaningless. Makes me thing I should watch other horse's races before reading their corresponding uma's story.
>>556392736Ikuno Dictus in Onsen is fundamentally broken i thinkher career has 18 races so she gets the onsen buff career bonus about 5 times more than the average uma
>>556392687what is that screenshot...
>>556392628you can see these things yourself on the race sim and gametoraDober's doesnt work, Ryan's is more gambling than usual because there's a very low amount of corner during the late race, meaning you have to be 6th in exactly that like 50m spot
>>556392815digimon is for fags that hate pokemon
>>556391506
>>556392860w-wait, /we/ sided with a tranny... no... not like this... what has VF forced us to become?
>>556392523Random guy brought up bunch of his friends to try the game as MANT rental in JP, many of them new guys. VF pushed his way in and wrecked the idea like it was his college term.
>>556393095>wrecked the idea like it was his college term.FUck you made me spat my noodles
I was promised Mambogeddon.
>>556393089you've been on reddit 2 for the past 15 years everyone here is trans or very deeply retarded about their own identity in some other nebulous way
>>556392950Dictus... the strongest...
>>556393095>VF pushed his way in and wrecked the idea like it was his college term.
>>556393089whos the tranny?
>>556392937I had similar feelings. If you didn't know the story about the real horse you'd be really confused, but if you do the entire thing is tugging your heartstrings the whole time. The trainer having intrusive thoughts about the zelkova tree was weird, it made me wonder if they were having another of those fourth wall breaking moments. Overall it mostly made me wonder if this game isn't built on a massive donation from Silence Suzuka's old owners or something because the writing for that storyline was several tiers above anything else in this game so far.
>>556392950That's great to hear because I fully intended on using her even if she was shit
>>556393336The Fuku profile picture is the troon
I only have 14k gems im not even halfway to sparking the all uma banner...will i have to use THAT????
Ikuno... Dictus?
>>556393414she'll use you and then you will be crying on the ground after she breaks up with you
>>556392821>>556392958Fuck, I thought it would be an easy "Dober+Ryan=parents solved" situation. Thanks.That really is a tiny window. What're people typically running then? Relying on straight accels?
>>556393432let's see how fast people believe this one
>>556393275>everyone here is transstop projecting, alice
>>556393521Top parents are still top, but theyre still heavily track reliant. Just look at current sprint accels.
>>556393336Every single person in that image.
so what will jp do when they hit 2000 everything
Danchou isn't trans, she's a girl for real.
>>556393525why does kitasan have a dia plushie? is she gay?
>>556393336the oguri pfp using the word 'bwo'
>>556393541I believe it instantly I'm gonna rape you you fucking fukoon
>>556393541his discord profile was posted here and it was she/her troon shit. Go and join the VF discord and look at it yourself if you want.
>>556393541Do your archive reps >>555847295
>>556393653Raise the cap (as in peak) once more
>>556393497
>>556393675(You) are gay
>>556393653raise the cap to 3k
>>556393697>fukoonthis phrase is more powerful than any slur ive heard in years
Hmm... Sorry to interupt your SEA hours conversation, I have an important choice to make and need your help.The girl pictured here, the turf demon, Falco, is she going to be a pain the ass for CM10?I need to pick between going 2 front 1 pace, or 3 fronts with 1 being a Falco killer. Is Falco going to be a nuisance for other umas to activate angling? The simulator says she ults very early, but does that make unusable? Is she shit for this CM?
7 and fuku owes me sex
>>556393605Is the price of ends having very strong uniques those skills all being abysmal inherits?
>>556392171If you told witGOD to buy an ad he would take you seriruosly and actually do it
>>556393698anon I don't think pronouns in bio is a valid reason to schizo out anymore everyone has those
>>556393845Now she owns me happi lucki cum cum!
>>556393497Footkino Dicktus
>>556391741Are the cards marked with stars supposed to be banners where we get free rolls, or something else?
>>556393675You should ask the other way around; why does Dia have a Kitasan plush when she's one of the most trainer thirsty umas in the franchise?
>>556393653Add spikes and pixels>>556393864Many of them arent as awful as you think, and after MANT shared G1s are 3 affinity each. You just mutate your parents to accommodate like 20 G1s.
>>556393978Those are must pull.
>>556392937uma to keiba pipeline strikes again>>556393401>because the writing for that storyline was several tiers above anything else in this game so farnah, for the main story, it got better with Suzuka's chapter and then remained great sinceFor careers, it depends on who you ask because different careers will have different themes, but they all get better overall with time
>>556393503I like it when women are mean to me so this shall not dissuade me.
which way anons? there is +25 to power to but... yeah
>>556373814sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after she wins the Triple Crown
>>556392127what's kingu's struggle? I'm still stuck on getting Curren Chan to 1200/1000/1000 and good roster of skills, have a few more days before I move to Kingu and Bakushin
>>556393541I was here during the times the thread was having its weird moment and doxxing their ages and their relationship status and we had a very decent amount of actual w*man, some married even, so I wouldn't doubt if that one is an actual w*man.That thread made me believe even more how much of a w*man magnet Curren is
>>556393978Recommended pulls. Mind you, south americans ignored FM and left smaru SSR on 0lb but you want at least 1lb. Also later on you HAVE to borrow or have the scenario pal card.
>>556394128oh
>>556394064>>because the writing for that storyline was several tiers above anything else in this game so far>nah, for the main story, it got better with Suzuka's chapter and then remained great sinceWhy would you say "nah" then repeat what he said...
Give me the paizuri lewds, Bel*o. NOW!
Can JPfags spoil me a little? Who comes after Suzuka in the main chapter?
When is MANT?
>>556393503>>556394128Ikuno Dictus runs so many races in her career because she is autistic and thinks that her schizophrenic racing career is the optimal way to earn fans and knowledgeshe's intentionally made to poke at the hyper optimization of MANT, cygames realizing that they kinda fucked up with that scenario
>>556393703Fukuposters are trannies... It's over
>>556394201>the foids and tranners actually outnumber straight redblooded males in this threada terrifying possibility to consider...
>>556394320Your wife King Halo
>>556394195she even jobs her own races in unity cup
>>556394357how much is she for (you)?
>>556394392It's only just starting.
>>556394201>actual women*actual trannies
quick, someone gaslight me
>>556394195King has one of the most schizo careers in the game, she bounces between all distances without A aptitude. And lates like to randomly job to begin with.
>>556394572pull on your dick
>>556394423okay, then who comes after?
>>556394487she has complete trust in you so much that if you make her run 4 races in a row she'll just go "yep, I believe you trainer, no questions asked, finish the mission"
>>556394175please anons respond, I dont know which one, I think wit is better because I will end up with around 1170 speed / 1100 power and 1050 wit but I'm not sure...
>>556394306I fucked up and quoted only a fragment of what I wanted, the "nah" was directed at:>Overall it mostly made me wonder if this game isn't built on a massive donation from Silence Suzuka's old owners or somethingBecause if it was, you would expect everything else after Suzuka's chapter to go down in quality
>>556394583>do it for her
>>556394583This is why I'm training pace kingu.
I think my danchou is botting but I can't even blame him because something like 70% of the club are sub-1m shitters
>>556394392This is terrible slander. I won the last CM with fuku and I'm a straight guy that benches 2pl8. I will NOT allow women to claim my autistic wife.
>>556394175>>556394682personally? the 2nd, to make sure you cap (or get close to) speed in the end
>>556391741MLB tachyon is ultra gaslight
>>556394175Speed, you will get wit anyway and wit is a gamble stat, speed is not.
>>556394572Yaeno Muteki is the strongest trainee in the game, now and forevermore. You must 5* her.
>>556394682speed option so it can get maxed out.
>>556394818ok ty
>>556394682nigga it's a racing game not a quiz game go with speed
>>556394812you say this and then lose to double dom Xoguri packing Agnes Tachyon like 5 months after GL is outdated
>>556394357To be fair the IRL horse ran 51 races in 5 years, it would be silly to make her career not about racing a lotShe didn't get the Iron Lady epithet for nothing, she even lived until 32
>>556394572The SSR selector will disappear from your inventory after the paid selector releases
>>556394863
>>556392361do not use my wife to schizo someone
>>5563943206th and 7th chapter of the Main Story Vol. 1 are for Special Week iircFor Vol. 2 you are a different trainer with a different team, starting with King Halo then in a non-specific order, Rhein Kraft, Cesario and Fusaichi Pandora.Vol. 2 is focused on the impact of Mares in the history of Keiba
>>556393842
>>556394812Speed Tachy starts as the best speed card and then transitions into the best Pace Chaser card until.....oh, Onsen Tokai Teio, 3 years later
DOES ANYONE HAVE THE COMIC OF URARA OVERHEARING RUDOLF SHITTALKING HER AND STARTS TO CRY BUT RUDOLF APOLOGIZES AND GIVES HER LOTS OF KISSES TO CHEER HER UP
>>556395057i'd impact some mares
AIIIIIEEE
Getting tempted to buy the SSR selectorBetween the paid selector, 20 Rainbow shards and the upcoming free selector I could get Fine Motion to MLB
>>556395057everything you just said is massively disappointing
>>556395150Answer my question you double ningen
>>556395057>Vol. 2 is focused on the impact of Mares in the history of Keiba
How many free 10 rolls do we have left?
>>556394339People are theorizing it'll be sometime in March
>>556395216go for it, you've spent 20 dollars on less
>>556393286>MAX/1986what drugs were they smoking when they made the cap dynamicthis shit's annoying as hell
>>556395224What did you expect? They release main story chapters, like every half a year or something
>>556395216>mfw if i buy the selector I'll have to hooooooooard it like a cuck because I'm already rolling on the relevant SSR reruns
>>5563943392nd week of march when the kitasan uma/ntr banners drop
>>556395428>dynamicit's from sparks iircStats don't really matter on JP anyway so who cares
>>556395428it was a direct response to speed, wit and Guts sparks being useless but they didnt account for the fact that speed is still the best stat so now speed sparks are the only sparks that matter
I want to rape Gentildonna's fat tits
>>556395224I'll have you know that Vol. 2 is actual race kino and that you will regret those words.
>>556395375NONE
>>556395428do you want the whales to rape you harder or something
oreng
>>556395216Reminder a full spark is what, 380 or 480 bux? Dont forget to laugh at all uma banner pullers.
>>556395750it's based on sparks so the whales WILL rape you even harder, bwo
>>556394951>>556395156by all means get her to 1LB, MLB is not necessary though
>>556395751need her to give me a lucky bj
>>556395156Isnt Pasa just miles better?
>>556393605So it's just Mummy Creek and Pasa again, for unique options?
>>556395920yeah a YEAR after Tachyon
>>556395930For this sprint? Those two and red shift for backliners.
>>556394320If you want to spoil yourself, might as well look up and read fan translations of it.https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZZs1PbjEQdevmvGWyuJRHK15bZsQAaxqhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZZs1PbjEQdd8_tlfbiG3qhYbcgZiJ-x9
>>556395751orangeposters say trans rights!
>>556395920>I'm not gonna roll for kita because she will be outclassed>I'm not gonna roll for tacyhon because she will be outclassedyou are here >I'm not gonna roll for pasa because she will be outclassed
>>556395920it's moreso that after her scenario tachyon becomes worse than like kitasan and maru again as a stat stick and is used specifically in pace chaser decks.She's great for pacers though and is best within that niche for a while
>>556396183i'm not gonna roll for cards outside of free pull banners
>>556396073Nah, I mean for CM10. Is it just going to be those two again (and Angling I guess), for the most part, due to the tiny corner.
Never roll for cards, they get powercrept by other cards that come later
what the fuckliterally none of kita, curren, or fm finished their event chains
>rolling for tachy or pasa when almond is the goat speed card
>>556395920hehe, "miles" better...
>>556396269>>556396307isnt there some guy on /jp/ who has literally never spent a single caret? you guys could be like him...
>>556396229also tachyon as a stat stick is nearly at full potential at 1LB, 3LB+ is for skill point bonusMLB is more important for smaru as a stat stick because she has no mood effect until 3LB+
>>556394487She's a mare. Enough said
>>556395930Yup. Personally i'm finishing breeder lineups soon, as soon as i get a Taiki.
bros your dragon's hoard that only grows in size until the day you die at which point your account gets auctioned off to someone buying your cellphone for 5000 yen?
how the fuck does hakuraku keep getting more and more features every week
If a card lasts a year or more, it's good value and I'll roll on itshrimple as that!
>>556396539what the FUCK
>need to roll for tachyon speed>but my club gaslight pros say the best pace chaser and the xoguri killer is summer tachyonwhat do then
>>556396706
I bot because I have a life and because I love my club
>gets mad at me a lot >gets madder when I choose to go talk to other umasWhat is Daiwa's problem?
>>556393842you can't kill Falcokilling Falco means killing your own FrontFalco ult creates early gap which allows her to maintain the lead with little challengeher performance should be very consistent since there is no Blockshin/Seiun/Suzuka to cuck her out of A&S
>>556396821Imma be real with you anon, the nips are not competitive so their rankings aren't that impo-why the fuck is base suzuka S tier 20 years later after her release what the fuck
I kick flatliners and underperformers because I have chart autism and I love my club (only the top earners, ambivalent towards the rest)
>>556396957she's female
>>556396821An Urara just beat everyone in that Long ranking btw
>>556397026that's how taxes work
What the fuck I've gotten the acupuncturist THREE runs in a row.
>>556394812explain further? It looks pretty good compared to SMaru and Kitasan. Pasa powercreeps it, but a) Pasa doesn't release until April 2027, b) Pasa powercreeps everything, and c) you'll probably run Pasa Kita and Tachyon, or pick between two of those three for quite awhile
>>556397171So?That's just luckThere's no point in using an objectively shit umaAn average urara would lose 99.99% of the time
Zero (0) 3* umas in 50 pullsZero (0) SSRs in 50 pullsOnly two (2) SRs and zero (0) SSRs in my last 30 daily pullsI wanna kill myself
>>556397020>why the fuck is base suzuka S tier 20 years later after her release what the fuckhttps://youtu.be/8JNiYf5QI3M?si=Qzb-BXHxPJKGIxlH
>>556397275haven't you noticed that right after their release new card events happen randomly more often?same thing here
>>556391741Where's fuku and NTR?
>half of our club members are behind schedule>1 is literally deadclub rank is still fine but I don't like thisshould I jump?
>>556397020Because there's fuck all runaways till this day and her evolved skills are absurd.
>>556394487NTA but I remember some things about her onsen event, like how she gets jealous cause another mob trainer gets you tea during a meeting, she leaves the room with a feeling she can't explain with "logic", later when she’s giving you a massage in the inn room, she apologizes for something (I don’t remember what) and asks if from now on she can be the one to serve you tea
>>556396821They are recruiting people to make these rankings btwhttps://x.com/umamusume_kami/status/2019335193996492980?s=20
>>556397387Mambro...
>>556397012Thanks Digitan poster I will wholeheartedly believe in your warning and will make sure the Falco problem is taken into account>since there is no Blockshin/Seiun/Suzuka to cuck her out of A&SOh, the moootating will continue for the foreseeable future. I only needed a push to continue the dirt spark farming.
>>556397327>That's just luck
>>556394674>>556396481>>556397456>mfw perfect girl is really perfect this time
>>556397327this clownfiesta of a game functions on luck
>>556397281see >>556396467
>>556397387people are raising sprinters, thats like 100k fans/run less than usual
>>556397387>1 is literally deadelaborate
>>556397327Down the line its all about the skills.Its why i am going to breed in an accel while the skill is still relevant like this guy did. Then i am going to keep it in the pool for future parents.
>>556397012SMaru has D dirt
>Sprint CM>"uhhh where r the fans"Only botters would be this illiterate regarding fancount gathering and padding.
>>556397971how many sparks is that for A? 5?
>>556398002Hmm, so it's THAT club after all
>>5563980937*
>>556397971The thing with S.Maru is that you want her to ult on the uphill and angling has to proc a couple of meters before the hill for it to work flawless. So you either bring 777 and ult early to overtake Falco, or kill Falco early with another front and use the usual S.Maru and Rabbit tactic to pull off the restless into ult.
>>556387751Sex with Gyaru Creek
Is JBIS down for you anons?Is there another site to search horse facts and lineage?
did anyone have the spark cheatsheet again for every aptitude level
>>556396509Oh God, I'm so done with Mummy Creek... Back I go for Mile sparks this time...You mean a Taiki for Sprint or Dirt, btw? I guess both is also a good answer.
>>556396957I think she's mad cause you are flirting with them
my aces right now are plancha-less but idk if I'm motivated enough to basically redo my entire team now that I have an ok pasa parent given that it's just a gamble anyway
>>556397793Gotcha, I thought you meant getting the card at all was a gaslight. Is it worth another 200 pulls for 23sp, one more hint level, and 5 more friendship bonus? Dunno. Thinking maybe not.
>>556398269I mean Taiki as for anything. Taiki and Suzuka are both meta early umas for well...they still are. Also Taiki is just brutal in some races.
>>556398249works for meyou can try netkeiba but it depends on what exactly you are looking for
>>556398265it's alphabet and counting to 10...
>>5563982651 + 3 * n for every letter with max 10 (n=3)B -> A is 1*C -> A is 4*D -> A is 7*E -> A is 10*F -> B is 10*G -> C is 10*
>>556396957She wants you to stand there and bear the brunt of her anger, do something to cheer her up, or leave her alone to cool off depending on her whimsBut you aren't allowed to talk to another uma or ningen if you do the third one
>>556398349Skill Point bonus anon.
>>556398443thanks bwo
Why not just bring a runaway on dirt?>>556398443>>556398265Here. keep it for future anons,dont be stingy.
>>556396957she doesn't like to share
>>556398353the homepage shows up fine, but if you open or search a horse page it'll 503 Service Unavailable
>>556396821I don't know shit about Kiseki but Oguri was a massive jobber in the latest chanmi and so was Ofevre. I'm not sure why they are in SS for long. I didn't' see many Mayano but the ones I did see lost to Brian or Chrono Genesis.
>>556398349do you run a lot of pacers? (not unlikely given how popular umas like taiki and xougri are)If the answer is no, just get her to 1lb with the 200 pulls and you'll be fineIf the answer is yes, then mlb is worth itit's really that shrimple
>>556396539the saudi oil prince viewing this thread is pleased
manif only she got Turf spark
Using nonMLB cards ace training feels bad. Always MLB your cards dacchis
>>556398617works for me
>>556398665>JP anonMind giving more info on...everything you deem important? Would be much appreciated.
curren trannies are all gooning browns that wanna talk about retarded garbage
>>556394339Sex with Ardan's fat titties!!!!
I got 3 year 1 acupuncturists in a row since patchbefore patch I got 3 totaldid they break the game or are they shilling the new support card in some convoluted way?
>>556398732Am I really going to have to start "maining" a running style? A lot of my upcoming must pulls are fronts and I don't like the prospect of having to choose front only cards.
>>556398539how many times are you going to be clicking friendship training with tachyon in the course of a career? 25 times at most? that's only 50 additional SP which is less than a single race
this shit pissed me off0 fucking white skills
>>556398867No. My opinion is worth nothing. I'm just saying what I personally saw.
I cannot wait to get ZERO new umas or ZERO dirt umas on my 200 all uma rolls. I will unironically uninstall if it ever happens
>>556398875Cafe will have back problems if she's always like that with the bad posture...
>>556398957You pull MR. CB or you can say goodbye to your ends anon.>>556398989>My opinion is worth nothingi'd rather listen to you than to a sloptuber
>>556398349Skill Point bonus is the most important stat in the game after MANT.>>556398978That's BASE skill points. You multiply that with all the training%, rainbow, mood, etc.
>>556398978>50 additional SPI would suck KSB's dick if she gave me 50 skill points.
>>556399069This is why I'm doing 400.
kingu lovethat is all
>>556398957after the first anni more and more cards will be specialised, yes. That's why cards like Kitasan, Ramonu, Pasa, Almond eye etc. are so noteworthy and considered actual must pulls.Most of my favs are lates so I'm lucky in that regard, but that also means I have to pull on the Cafe wit card because it gives a strong late surger long skill.You can try playing multiple styles by being very strategic with your pulls/spending money, but short answer is probably just yep, pick a style and stick to it
>>556399220kingu hateliterally given up on 8 borrow runs in 2 days because she cant do shit for fuck
>>556399069https://youtu.be/UJC91C6KvYY?si=wYhi4IKBo7M8fPY8
>>556399108well, then, what is the number? 100? 200? 300? still doesn't seem like very much in the grand scheme of things for sloptubers to be saying that YOU HAVE TO HAVE 60K TO MLB HER OR BRICKED!!!
>>556398665Yes thats been what I saw in the Arima chanmi too. Basically everyone was expecting Oguri alt to completely dominate since the track is tailor made for her and her skills but she ended up jobbing and Brian alt and Chrono ended up being top tier instead. Orfevre was also put on fraud watch once again kek
>S rank Pasa run>it's glue because she didn't inherit a single sprint spark out of the full sprint inheritance she hadI'm about to have this Latinx goblin deported
>>556398957If your account has characters for 1 out of 4 strategies you're going to want to get support cards for that 1 strategy
>>556398957if you want to stay competitive without whaling? Yesf2ps don't have enough carat income to justify getting every important card for every style
>>556399321It's your choice at the end of the day you can save to get her at 1LB and call it a day just don't say later you didn't know about it
>>556398861>>556398353weird, thanks for the netkeiba mention, that worked great
blessed by shiraoki herself
>>556399320>He dares post Klaus Kinski in MY /uma/
>>556399069>ZERO dirt umas on my 200 all uma rollsTWO is not much bigger than ZERO
>>556399276 >>556399425>3 of my must pulls are big niges>I still need to win a medium CM with FukuFuck me life's gonna be rough next year
>>556399649>palmer can't use booba palmer card
>>556399408>fast learner pasa>i brought in wrong wit cardsGood enough...>>556399608Sorry, have some Pasa.https://youtu.be/mmJGrlInh84?si=h3bdSX-VQo4_Q_qR
>>556399321This is for GL on a single rainbow stack. +SP is extremely important once everyone reaches a point where 1200 is easy (MANT) and the only stat that matters past the cap is speed (GL and onwards).
>>556398957Ignore anyone who uses words like "main" or "ult" in this game. They're brainpoisoned slopgamers who physically lack the neural capability to think of games outside of that context.
At least I still have as my final resort if I don't roll any dirt
>>556398957pick 2 styles max or pay up
>>556399787wow a whole 4 points per training
>>556399763>He DARES repost things I posted last nighthttps://youtu.be/9roN_e891d4
>everyone is going to have Falco by tomorrow
>>556399812ults are fun
>>556399997>he hasnt programmed his quantum reroll device to guarantee he exists in the reality where he receives a falco spook
>>556399949That's also magnified by scenario bonuses giving loads (sometimes over +100%) rainbow and training% bonuses.
>>556398237I think her unique is better to secure the lead in the midrace desu, late-race uniques never have and probably never will work for fronts and anyone saying otherwise hasn't built a front before.
>King Halo drops the ball on a 6% failure chance for 60 speed trainingI AM GOING TO FUCK HER IN THE ASS WITHOUT LUBE
>Digitan easily reaches double circle affinity even if one of the grandparents is herselfis my daughter into selfcest?
>>556399965Based man of culture. Here, i dug out the Oguri song. S2 was so bad...https://youtu.be/DaFSW44XMfc?si=WbxK4xXxazYSAlu4
>>556400201That's EXACTLY what she wants though
>>556400201Why are you threatening her with a good time if you're mad?
>>556400201But she's into that..
>>556400043you didn't have fun.
>>556399949Here’s an example from GL.
>>556400201a first rate ass doesn't need lube
>>556400502Does this mean stamina cards are irrelevant?
>>556400359>Based man of culture.Back to you.https://youtu.be/BSeWA8f0Qv0
>>556400502FAT FUCK
>>556400502Post the edited version
>>556400573always have been
>>556400502i love oguri cap
>>556400585W-woah. Hope he sings Believe It or Not
>ayabe from free pullsyey, parent card
Capricorn room1105549711055497
>>556400585>Wait, I know this song...This is an in-joke that only people who know anything about older Japanese music will get. tl;dr until the 70s basically all Japanese folk music sounded like that so they all kinda blended together in people's heads
>>556400779He does something FAR funnier https://youtu.be/R2DYrww-q74But enough of Andrew, his stuff is far too entertaining https://youtu.be/9Qe7n9PkCvEhttps://youtu.be/MMRVbhbIkjk
>>556400964>lust provoking image
>>556400226To this day, Digitan has the most compatibility with other umas
>>556401002Holy offtopic batman. Well, new thred anyway soon.https://youtu.be/OMFJXgPAXWo?si=-0zPO5LZy7GUErTS&t=801
Whew... Suzuka took her shoes off after her last race, and let me tell you... she might be a miler, but she could definitely win the "Aroma" Kinen!
>>556401192that's only your problem
>>556401339rude!
>>556400573Mostly. Creek can still be used. This is GM.
>>556400585>me at 0:48oh my god that was painful, I wanted to crawl into a hole.
905911563143 8* mile mummy
>>556401335https://youtu.be/mrrv2mYLw74?t=2165
I WANT MORE BROWN UMAS
>>556401563Is there a parent other than Mummy worth taking?
OISSU
>le oguri is... le fat!uma fans only have one joke.
>>556401785for pacers? yeah, pasa
>>556401785pasa and seyun for frontsoguri and mummy for paceryan and doto for lates and ends
>>556401917Not true, the other joke is the manzai routine between her and Tama where the joke is they're both country hicks, Tama just isn't a hick AND dumb like Oguri is
>>556401917but the JP text says she's fat
>>556401917Ok Norn, stop seething and get back to racing.
>>556400964>he believed /uma/ when they told him Taiki was not good in cm9
We rollan'?
>>556402048>tama>not dumb
>>556401979getting to second on mile as a pace chaser is a tough ask
>>556402048that clip with the laugh track where she walks up to tama and picks up an entire fish and says "maguro" and tama does her slap sfx makes me laugh every single time
>>556402187>all SThank God I didn't join
>>556402047Doto? That's a new one. I don't know if I can be arsed going that route just for .1 accel, but good to know it's an option.
>>556401917issa good joek doe
>>556402195ONE MORE HOUR UNTIL SHE COMES HOME ONE MORE HOUR UNTIL I RECEIVE THE GOAT INTO MY STABLE
>>556402242yeah well it's your best option and only one front can proc anglingyou should be shoving your pacers full of midgame skills anyway to hopefully start breathing down on those fronts' necks as early as possible (ie pick Taiki since her ult ininherited works on the track)
>>556402239Not in the way Oguri is. Yes, she's a giant walking Osaka stereotype, but Tamamo still ultimately grew up in the 3rd biggest city in Japan. She knows how to exist in a city. Oguri just goes blank when trying to comprehend life outside of a small town.
>>5564021951x 10 roll is all I'll do and just because it wont bring me below 30k carats
>>556399787what site is that?
>>556402341you can slap oguri parent on any style 2bh
https://youtu.be/tMzQ_d1XLcY
What's the next "best" card we're supposed to be rolling? If it's still far away or after month then I might just roll for all spark
>>556402627>cardtachyon, after MANT
>>556402627Like actual no meming you're a fucking idiot if you don't roll for it card?Tachyon speed, then later Pasa speed
Fuku, fuck off. I'm not pulling your banner.
Uhhhh hello? Bakers?
>>556402627Tachyon is going to be very good (+2 skill point bonus) for a long time. If you're a frontfag, get 1lb SMaru, skip if you're not. Ramonu comes out in November, Pasa in April 2027
>>556402674>>556402716i've been led to believe that tachyon falls off after a scenario and she's not a must
>>556402745Why not?
>>556402781>>556402781>>556402781Bread
>>556402574https://youtu.be/2XIcYbG6MK4https://youtu.be/D193wSP0YLchttps://youtu.be/7t4lCskvtSw
Another cm9 room2274591422745914
>>556402627Fuku, right NYOW
>>556402674>>556402716>>556402797I see. Since Tachyon is still very far away then rolling for all spark should be safe as an F2P
>>556402627Fine motion this month>>556402810tachyon is a must to have at 1lb but there'll be free 100 pulls since she's part of the gl scenario banner
>>556402810you're so gullible anon. it's a speed card, you're never using a single speed card. anyway if you're gonna believe that then go ahead and don't pull on anything until we catch up to JP , they'll all fall off eventually
>>556402819Discount is too low. If it was 100 I'd consider.
>i need 4 speed cards to max speed on 0% spd growth umaspeople somehow claim that rolling for several strong speed cards is bad (Maru and Tachyon)
>>556403343you can actually use twoand 4 wit cards
>>556403343Three for 0 growth, two for speed aptitudes
>>556401501>Speed and Wit rainbows on Guts trainingThis is illegal. Reported to Cygames for hacking.
>>556403343Nobody's saying it's bad, people are just trying to help you budget your rolls (and money in case you're unlucky enough to not get a single Tachyon in 100 free rolls)But if you're willing to dump as much money as you can into the game then obviously it doesn't matter, roll for the meta cards and MLB them