Previous: >>556373814>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year T.M. Opera O (3*), New Year Haru Urara (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: SSR Admire Vega (Power), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSR02/05 - 02/12 Racing CarnivalMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Hachimi!
But seriously, why do Suzuka's sweaty tights and shoes smell SO bad?
kek
Teio!
>>556402781>Luna OPBASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>556402810Tachyon is pseudo-KSB 2.0, really close but not quite as meta-defining.Pasa is actual, unironic KSB 2.0 in terms of value
>>556402781>Luna opHOLY BASED
One more hour until TP hell is over
Could someone gaslight me into NOT pulling ssr fuku, please?Just got 1 copy from free rolls and I'm about to roll for 1 more copy so I can use 2 crystals and paid anniversary selector in a month.80k carats, mlb kita and creek, but not a SINGLE fine motion. I was planning on going broke for finemo on her banner or just saving for honses/tachyon ssr, but fuku is tempting me.
>>556402880Teio!
Dacchis has one free slot open for any ojisans looking for a club.A+ club, quota is at 25 mil more or less. Clubchat full of sluts.Just drop your id here for an invite or apply ingame. Have /uma/ in your profile.The one with that whore Curren is the correct one.
>>556403089It's incredibly inconsistent, it gives a nice bonus at the start but after that point it's unironic Twin Turbo SSR levels of rng to not get fucked.
>>556403089>spending resources for MANTlmao go ahead anon
>>556403089>All i have to do is use a selector in a month and then im just TWO crystals away!LISTEN TO YOURSELF, ANON.
>>556403015>>556403043
Post more good jams and vibeshttps://youtu.be/4kHl4FoK1Ys
>Biwa and Jordan don't have SSRs
This is what my d*ck looks like after a bit over 1000 total pulls on support cards. What's my score on the brickter scale looking like?
>>556403216enjoy perma borrowing fuku lmao
>>556403253For me? It's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB57CuT4smM
>>556403263Gentildonna technically has one though.
>>556403156>Clubchat full of slutshehe quirky club xd
>>556403279What the fuck is this organized by?
>>556402810After 2 scenarios but only if you don’t train pace chasers. Otherwise she’s core for like 2 more (2nd best after El), falls off after Vivlos/SiL, then makes a short comeback in DYI before the 5spd nerf.
>>556403089She's a great card but not worth blowing all those resources to MLB.
>>556403253>>556403329>Hyper based hours in /uma/Seems I made the right call by posting musichttps://youtu.be/RFGY89wDOzQ
>>556403279>he didn't cleat the golshi cardVery bricked.
Training King is pure fucking misery, I'd rather train Bakushin for the Tenno Sho than do this. I'm switching to Taiki.
Digitan LOVE
Satono Diamond and Kitasan Black are fillies...
>>556403354>>556403263Actually, so does Cesario, Katsuragi Ace and Bubblegum Fellow. Unless they're strictly saying Gacha SSR in which case...maybe specify that, considering there ARE girls here who don't have ANY SSR cards like Lucky Lilac and Sakura Chitose O.
>>556403484I'm always down to post some tunes with my /uma/ broshttps://youtu.be/KQRaj1vcnrs
Warming up for tonight's session...
>new month>3 people already flatliningi'm about ready to leave this club desuit's literally anniversary with free rolls and carats and they aren't even logging in
First recorded win for pace pasa in the history of capricorn rooms, good job anon!
>>556403740Raise it in the club chat first and dancho might just kick them.
>>556403385Uncap level. I've no clue why the secondary sort is so bad.
>>556403740Mambro...
>>556403595i love her so much
>>556403691Not many such cases these days https://youtu.be/404oPn6tudE
Wow... I got nice stats on King Halo! :D
>>556403825>MamboOnly danchou is still partying in nippon...
>stabs you>you take 2d6 damageYour move
Vivlos sex
>>556403914what the fuck am I looking at de geso
>>556403210idk man, I got some nice fucking umas while mlb borrowing her.>>556403236I mean, i'm 3 shards away from having 2 crystals. Do i just save them all for tachyon then?>>556403462I'm skipping all-spark banner anyway. What am I gonna spend 80k carats on then? I don't even have something to use ssr selector on when it drops.
>>556403790Is the Pasas power too low?
>>556404013King Halo :D
>>556403964>punch you>3d20 damageback to the grave you go
>>556403089That Fuku card just hates /uma/ so don't. The threads are full of anons needing to do pity twice just to get her at lb1
Mambo!
>>556403887Now that takes me fucking back manhttps://youtu.be/cdkLQvGoYVoUma Musume
>>556404027>while mlb borrowing herwhich you can continue to do during MANT and limit your investment in the scenario that has the least reliance on card training stats
>>556404013what's wrong?
For the love of god, when the fuck are we getting Auto? Those fucking japs are just sitting on their ass while the game is sinking like the titanic. So much fucking momentum wasted due to the usual glacial pace of those retards. For how fucking long do they actually think people enjoy doing the exact same career manually again and again...
who sleeps the best
>>556404314Why aren't you reporting the bot with me, while asking them for an autoplay?
Does Kukukluxklan Pasa work on the dirt CM? she spooked me on a random ticket
>>556404027>Do i just save them all for tachyon then?those crystals are there to save you from unlucky spark attempts. If you plan with 2 sparks for a card you want MLB there is a good chance of failing to do so with 400 rolls. The crystals are there to cushion that case and allow you not to stock up 600 rolls for each card you need MLBd
Good night friends!!!!
>>556404314There is a reason the Botlocaust isn't happening yet bro
>>556404224Lucky part is that I arrived in the "german part" of my spotify list, so I have a few things on hand.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tFoIu9nhYQBut yes, funny hons girls racing each other, while anon shills some sloptuber or slopsite
>>556404027>I mean, i'm 3 shards away from having 2 crystals.Uhh bwo?
>>556402781>non-faggot OP I am genuinely confused
1 hour until the all spark.
>>556404416can work, but the timing is too annoying to deal with. it will most likely proc too early against bad umas
>>556403279where's shakur?
>>556404371RapePassRape
>>556404041does power even matter past 700?
>>556404576I'm waiting till tomorrow to pull so I can do so while drinking
>>556403240this image is too lewd!
>>556404685Why 700 why not 600?
KitanWhat Black? Never heard of that whorse. Please excuse me I'm very busy I need to go rape my Trainer and then go make love with Sweepy right afterwards.
>>556404685Most of the winners seem to have 900 at least.
>>556404401>>556404503What bot are you guys talking about?
>>556402912I'm rolling on the all-spark, but my stable looks like pic related. If yours does too (have 9 or less 3* umas), pulling might be worth it. The fewer umas you have, the more valuable this banner is likely to be. HOWEVERgo into this banner assuming you're spending 30k for the horse girl you want, and you will get her and only her. Are you okay with that? Then pull. If not? Do not pull
>>556404518Yes, yes, also when I finished my aces and the next cm is around the cornerhttps://youtu.be/tR4vamT51Nw
>zero fuku in 160 pullsFuck that slut. Never wanted her, anyway.
>>556404685800 to 900 power is the sweet spot.
>>556404576Prime will not have what is rightfully mine
>>556404847>go into this banner assuming you're spending 30k for the horse girl you want, and you will get her and only her.Hmm. Nyo. I will pull at least 12 new uma and I will be happy.
>>556404842Nice try, Cygames
>>556403240>could easily overpower him without even trying>still likes to snuggle and feel safe anywaygod umas are amazing...........
>>556404438Goodnight fren!!
>>556404927>Fuck that slut. Never wanted her, anyway.Don't say that...
thanks.... haha.... ha....
>>556404842
>>556405034She could get out of (You)r lap, but she chooses not to, and just acts all flustered and embarrassed.
Huh, I didn't know that could happen
nonnies i want to fuck>turbofag>ntrfag>gentilfag>tamafag>cafefag>daiscafagnonnies i wouldn't touch not even with a laser pointer>kawakamifag>ryanfag>teiofag>mayafag>brianfag>tachyonfag
>>556404948>I have 360,000 carats and they're ALL going to this bannerb-based.........
>>556404872Obviously got that one on my list, but holy shit I haven't seen the actual video in forever.https://youtu.be/q6m-0IjONkM?t=40>>556404708It's also one of the best, schrimple as.>>556405131Proof that luna is the best, and would let me nibble her winter coat ears.
>>556404847My list is actually grim that's why I wanted to pull on the all uma banner. I'm lacking dirts too for the next CM and base Urara isn't much of a winner because of her unique and bad potential skills. I could use HishiAma but would still be lacking 1 more dirt>go into this banner assuming you're spending 30k for the horse girl you want, and you will get her and only her. Are you okay with that? Then pull. If not? Do not pullI'm aiming for anime Teio
>>556403253https://youtu.be/WqF5M7IK7I0?si=bQU6IqUJP5Wnw82w
>>556405131>insertgoslingimage.exe
>>556405298I feel old now, damn... I must sleep now
>>556405131affectionate luna is so supreme
the first major update for uma.guide is live! - Deck Builder!!!!!!! ft. rainbow odds- spec prio to %- donate link- various fixes (we're going to be saying this a lot)Still on the todo list are revisions and CM10 guide :exclamation: :exclamation:Expect umamusume bust size comparison soon :eyespeeking:
>half tp ending in 43 minutesNOOOOOOOO I'M NOT YET DONE FARMING
>>556405249W-what?
>>556405445am I retarded? Why are /umadacchis/ calling Rudolf 'Luna'?
>>556405356https://youtu.be/MkITLJeEcgE>>556405410You should, before I turn you into your dad.https://youtu.be/HEywIpJ57b4
>>556405478buy an ad
>>556405131Meanwhile...
>>556405582It's the IRL horse's nickname.
>>556405478I can't tell if this is an actual shillpost or a falseflagI think that's enough internet for today
>>556405591Yep I am donehttps://youtu.be/a4JSE32fuOc
>>556405494Waht the fuck? Already?Good thing I spammed training for Mile 2* and was able to utilize the event. still hasn't got it
>>556403253https://youtu.be/j_nuOyxMrMQ?si=BYeoBNhQFYnAWWmj
>>556405478buy a fucking ad
Thoughts?
>>556405410Is she Roxas?
>>556405494I'm going to miss the half tp event. It helped me set up my groundwork loop legacies.
>>556405750Gute Nacht. https://youtu.be/dSy2DcATYUo
>>556405634that's fukkin' CUTE!!!!!!!!
>open page supposed to be dedicated for information>giant square dedicated to sucking off sloptubersi will not use your shitstain site
You know, I'm starting to think the shillposting and the ensured "buy an ad" replies are cahoots or working in tandem.
5 more umas until Kitasan...but that's not changing this week due to mega-banner...
>>556405582Nickname along with her having a crescent moon shape on her nose irl
man this roster feature is greati wouldve never known i had this grandparent uma, or that her breast size is similar to Biwahs!
>>556406000anons are failing the witcheck, engaging with the shitpost instead of simply hiding stub
genuinely no idea why the hell you would ever pull on the all uma banner>but I want x uma!there's a $20 next month>but I want to expand my roster!plenty of other uma banners worth rolling for that you'll get spooked on
>>556405478
>>556406000Around 2 or 3 of those are either samefags or is working with at least one poster to bump the post. Others are genuine "buy an ad" replies
>>556406000It just gets guaranteed (you)s. Never really understood (you) farming though, it's not like you can store the ones you get.
>>556406218buy an ad redditornot paying for your gay trash
>>556406218>there's a $20 next monththere are plenty people not wanting to spend any money no matter what. Which is fair and the only reason why i could see someone roll for it
>>556406000I just read the first sentence, recognize it as shillposting, then start hating. I don't read the rest.
>>556406218a $20 ticket, I'm dumb>>556406272what am i advertising retard>>556406320weird mindset but I guess I can see it
>>556406218the only logic i've seen is that there are people convinced they will get spooked by the umas they want so they'll have a free spark to exchange for whoever
>>556406129Buy an adanad
Unlike previous iterations of CM, few Inherited Acceleration Skills are viable on this Track. The Final Corner lies entirely outside of the late-race, rendering traditional Corner-based Acceleration such as Let's Pump Some Iron, Angling and Scheming, and Shooting for Victory ineffective.Instead, Final Straight Acceleration Skills become viable. Two examples are Victoria por plancha and Give Mummy a Hug : Although these Skills are traditionally poor inherits due to their Hybrid nature, there are no better Accel Unique Inherits for this Track. As these Skills have front positional requirements, they can be difficult to properly utilize on Backliners.A possible alternative for Backliners is Red Shift/LP1211-M. While this Skill activates when positioned 5th or better on the Final Corner and beyond, Backliners can delay the activation timing of Red Shift by moving up into 5th at or after the 4th Corner using Corner and Final Corner Velocity Skills.Another possible consideration are non-Inherited Acceleration Skills. As the late-race starts immediately on a straight, Straightaway Spurt is a viable option for End Closers. Phase_random==2 Skills, such as Head-On for Pace Chasers and Ignited Spirit: PWR are mostly consistent due to the long time it takes to accelerate to Top Speed. As the only Uphill on the Track occurs during the Accel Zone, Highlander is a viable Accel Skill.
>>556406393>what am i advertising retardNTA but sloptubers are telling you to go buy the $20 ticket instead of rolling for all spark, must have set off anon
>>556406320>there are plenty people not wanting to spend any money no matter whatSo browns?
>bot going hyper aggressive about his advertisment
>>556406218buy an ad intern
I'm the only anon who passes the witchecks
>>556406393>weird mindseti heard that people are more inclined to spend again and larger amounts as long as they already paid for something in a game. Hence why some shitty mobage like diablo immortal or whatever have some -90% discount shit for 1.99 usd or so to get you to do that initial spending.personally i think it's a matter of discipline when handling money.
>>556406505The advertisement you should purchase
>>556406505Wut
>>556406510a broken clock is right twice a day
>>556406320>I will ruin my account because I dont want to spend a mcdonalds delivery order on a card or uma that will permanently be in my roster for the foreseeable future
>>556406218It's for people who just like pulling. On a normal banner, you might have to stop pulling when you get the thing you want. On this banner, you can just pull 200 times without stopping. That has genuine appeal.
>>556403253https://youtu.be/8aiwtsaGu8Q?si=oXsShJOT_JWCP4_Z
I was supposed to spark in the all uma banner but seems I'm not. Double spark turned triple spark, rolled total 1 fuku, sparked 3 copies. Have to use rainbow crystal too. Total in 3 sparks:Kitasan black 6thEl Condor Pasa 1stTazuna 2ndTamamo Cross power 1stFine Motion 3rdSmart Falcon 3rdAdmire Vega 1st-2nd-3rdMatikanefukukitaru 1stWinning Ticket stamina 1stOguri Cap 2ndNice Nature 1stMy feelings right now
This is my favorite umamusuko. Who is your favorite umamusuko?
>>556406691Hishiama isn't that big but i wish she would be>>556406750I don't understand people paying a fuckton of money rather than just quickly cooking something up. even with kitchen cleanup it's not a big deal and delivery prices are so fucking stupid nowadays
>>556406869built for kitasan black
>>556406452>in 200 rolls I will a) hit a 3% chance for a 3* umas>when I do hit that 3* uma, it will be the ~2% chance it's the uma I'm aftershow me ONE poster being this stupid
>2 fukus in 50 free pullsit is ordained i shall now MLB her wth all of my remaining fundsMANT is MINE
Anons, please, it's my fourth time asking this shit.When the fuck does MANT come out?
>>556406750You can eat bruger but you cannot eat uma musumeCheckmate libtard what nou
>>556406000Did you know if you samefag "buy an ad" others will follow suit, and then, right only then, you can start derailing the thread with even more sloptuber or shilling as everyone will start getting pissy and join the off topic unironically.This style works even more effectively if you samefag with a phone appearing as you're not samefagging.
>>556406859on the bright side, you can MLB fine motion if you buy the selector
>>556406974In a month and a week kitten
>>556406869
>>556406750>be american>mcdonalds
>>556406859>Kitasan black 6thI feel for you anon>>556406974first or second week or march
>>556406691I do know that there's the psychological aspect of normalizing spending, but if you have such poor umpulse control that you cant set yourself simple rules such as "I will only buy the vouchers during anniversaries" then I think you're better off just not playing gachas>>556406781getting the thing you want and having currency left over is a good thing though, because then you can eventually pull for something else you want as well? Idk if this goes back to the impulse control thing, but with 4 years of foresight, surely you can control yourself enough to hold back
>>556406884it depends on your living situation. if you work a lot and come home to a fucking nasty kitchen because the roommates bitch girlfriend took your eggs to make some fried rice that looks more like fried wood chips you're probably just gonna tank the cost instead of dealing with bitchy rapemeat
>>556406974In 26 minutes
>>556407091>if you have such poor umapulse controlIt's exactly the sort of person to have 7 maxed out credit cards and student debt to also play gacha games sadly. From my experience those sort of people that are really bad at handling money are just not able to resist the siren call of gambling
>>556407112Rapemeat? She lets you rape her? Isn't that a good deal then
>>556407091It's for people who like pulling. The overall value of the banner is not good, but pulling is fun. You understand that much. You can go in expecting to pull 200 times, pull 200 times, and get the thing that you wanted, and at no point do you have to worry about how many pulls you've gone without getting the thing you wanted, because this time, the spark isn't an unfortunate consequence of your terrible luck, it's something that you were absolutely going to use from the start no matter what happened.
>>556407112That sounds like it comes from personal experience and i worry for you anon. i had the luck to have the agreement of being the cook of the flat and pay a lesser share of groceries. So i saved money and ended up making food i actually like anyways.
>>556407091nta, but I'm dumping 200 pulls on the all-uma banner>whybecause I've loved Maruzensky since I started hanging around /uma/ and I'm tired of not having her, and I don't want to wait until September/wheneverthefuck we get Daily Legends race and I have to do 50 fucking days before I spark her, so November 2026. FUCK THAT I WANT HER NOW GODDAMNIT so I will get her. Simple as. Maybe I'll get lucky and some of my desired spooks>Dober>Seiun Sky>Narita Brian>Rudolf>Falco>Curren>Oguri>Gold Citywill spook me, but I'm not counting on it. I haven't pulled on an uma banner since August 2025, that ends today.
>>556407370no you-- she's annoying and lets her toddler walk around naked from 2am to 6am while shes high as balls Im saying it in a derogatory fashion
>>556407040>>556407064that's too far away, I'll get kicked for flatlining by that point...>>556407152I wish
Bought a new mouseI will no longer terrorize the lobby by spinning something 5 times every couple secondshttps://jiggie.fun/umajig
>>556407475that sucks, you should try and find another apartment if you can:{
>>556407471>I've loved Maruzensky since I started hanging around /uma/I guess that wasn't the very start of global server right? Otherwise you could've used your selector on her from the beginner quests. I know i did that on jp server
>>556407431Yeah I get that, but there's plenty of other banners that are fun to pull on as well. Even just this month we've got the Valentine and fine motion banners...>>556407471you can buy maruzensky for $20 in a month and keep your 30k carats
I'm tired of this retarded Cygames intern (or sloptuber worshipping retard) telling people to just buy the ticket
>>556407503>I'll get kicked for flatlining by that pointPost the Seiun sticker in chat right nowDepending on your club, the danchou's response may be an opera o sticker and/or a kickI am personally going to just post the opera o sticker and then ask how many days
>>556402781great OP
>>556407503>I'll get kicked for flatlining by that point...Club chat exists. Use it.
>>556407843I had to use real money to buy carats for holidays oguri, the ticket is a bargain compared to 30k carats
>>556408037
>>556408082did you buy carats not knowing the ticket exists or do you want to cash it in for someone else?
>>556407843>sloptubers>telling you to spend moneyIf you spend money on the game you'll not only have less money to spend on private coaching but also less reasons to
>>556408289>private coachingBy God don't tell me there is people paying to be coached in a gacha game
>>556408281I bought carats because I wanted to win the longslop CM and I did, I won't buy the ticket though there is no uma that I want that I don't have, but if your choice is to either use 30k carats or buy a ticket -and you can afford the $20 ticket, because I know some of you are jobless browns who can't afford $5, which is okay just pointing it out- the ticket is better than pulling on umas.
umas for this feel?
>>556408082>30k caratsfree>uma ticket$20Wow great bargain anon
>>556408404you remember that giant gaslight doc? People paid like 80 usd or so to have a 5minute video made by that guy
>>556405494>event already cappedhehdont care
>>556408404I would post the image but I don't want to loop any more of this discussion
>>556407625I started in July 2025, grabbed Suzuka with selector because I've loved her for the past 8 years this April. After a week I discovered /uma/ and Maruzensky and decided she'd be my next pull. Now, six months later, she will be
>>556404624Oh no I've been MaRkEd
>>556408471Teiopig and Top Cun duh?
>>556408471I think Tracen's swimsuit uniform is sexier
>>556408487>>556408527There is no hope left on this earth
You guys are my friends I bless your rolls
I hate every single one of you. I hope you get nothing but Teio and Spechud dupes.
>>556408289
>>556408571godspeed anon. Enjoying the umas is the best way to play this game
>>556408663I don't hate you, anon, hope your very next roll is a 3*/SSR! a good one too, not a stinky one like Curren Chan
Umatism has 1 open slot!>B+ casual club>no quota>trade shoes>play the gameReply with your friend code or search for the club with the Pasa danchou in-game.
To the anon who is going to make an alt to roll on Anshinzawa:Drop your friend ID once you're done, I want that card as borrow too but don't want to waste a friend spot on someone who is going to change it in a week.
>>556408680
>>556408663I dont have Teio so I wouldnt mind
>>556408663
>>556408680That totally sounded like a troon inviting you for some gay sex
>>556408849Ah fug is that today? I'll try and set up that google play desktop thing so I can get it done.
Does Suzuka show her feet during summer training?
>>5564089607 minutes actually
man I'm lucky my Oshi is free and has a unique that works on every tracksome of you are retarded
>he's too poor to afford spending even $20 on a video game
>>556408914I'm going to steal that turbo image
>>556408962Why do you ask?
>VFtrannies>sloptubers>pedophilesIsn't it a bit early to be brown hours? I mean seaniggers are asleep, but then again eurojeets are niggers too, not a single white left in that region
>>556409003clearly he wants to avoid training Suzuka in case she does
>>556408962I hope not
>>556409001Be sure to use it wisely
>>556409003Why do you want to know?
its 50 dollars an hour, btw
LOADING UP
>finally see a smaru winning a lobby>"wow I wonder if I'm building mine wrong!">mfwyea im just gonna, make a digitan or something
>>556409285BUHI
>>556408962why would you ask something so lewd of a lady?
>>556408982My mouse ran out of battery!!!!!
>>556409289Making digitan is always a correct choice!
>>556409289>wasting a slot on groundworksWhat a chud
what the fuck is this
>>556409285>1/4 of a pity>$100>on a scam banner
>ignoredkek
>>556409236Yeah, mant coaching is definitely a substitute phrase for gay sex
>>556409236truly it is written, "A fool and his money are soon parted"holy. shit. I mean, if I could make $50/hr telling anons to fill the blue clouds in Aoharu Junior/classic year, using proper decks, building proper parents...I'd do it too. I'd only feel a little bit bad for unironically running kind of a scam.
Is we getting all banner in 30 seconds?
im gonna fap first before spending on the all banner
>>556409420If you have god tier cards like that you can afford to waste a slot on a dead power card.
It's officially US hours. Europoors go to sleep.
first 10
OK going to take a disgusting, American shit, then pull Maruzensky.
CYGENEROUS>gorushiwhat did they mean by this
Let me just cook these racing carnival umas then pull.
>>556409420I'd use a Falco if I had my own. Not gonna waste a borrow slot for her though
What do you mean I have to do a whole ass career to set up a reroll account? ASDF
El Condor Super Saiyan
these used to have carats in them
I got McQueen uma and Chiyono O support
That was a fine roll
>>556409909skip the tutorial anon
oh what the fuck, you have to use your grandparents
>carnival races use rp
>>556409709>23:04Not yet. Still got a few more hours.
I dont know if I'm luck or unluck, anyway I'm not rolling anymore
So, my plan is using the free ssr ticket (the one that gave us long ago) + 2 rainbow cristals for Fine Motion Wit. Later, the next will be pulling for Speed Tachyon on her release and then to her rerun. Is there another card I have to take in mind? Because I want to save some for my Oshis
>>556407575I'm solving all the jiggies... quick anon, before they are over...
>got mcqueen despite having 130/150 starsfug
>all of Fukukitaru SSR's chains are RNGwtf
>the carnival race umas get points like it's TTYou updated your TT umas, right anon?
>CM bgmwtf
This shit is too complicated
>>556410127depends:if you like fronts then at least mlb 1 Maru speed is a must (also a good stat stick, but you're dead set on MLBing Tach then you can probably skip her)if you like ends then you need at least 1lb cb wit
>>556409586here let me help you avoid coaching by giving you what they spam in your DMs after you pay themHi Unity Cup guide by Sparks (stolen by Anon)When filling your spirit gauge (NOT AFTER IT HAS ALREADY BEEN USED) white arrows grant your unity team XP BASED on the facility the arrow was onYour facility levels are tied to your Unity Team level.Therefore, raising Unity Team level = Raising Facility levelIn URA, you raise facility level by pressing speed 1,000 timesIn Unity, you raise it by filling spirit gauges, and exploding them(White arrows do NOT give xp after the bomb has been consumed)Without going into numbers again: The priority for arrows per facility is WIT>>>>>>>SPD>>>PWR>STA>GTSWit provides almost 2x the amount of xp from speed, and 3-4x the XP from other facilitiesPre-debut: IGNORE FRIENDSHIP. CHASE ARROWS. Priority is ALWAYS on wit arrows. Pop bombs asap, don't greed. They will pump your facilities THE FASTEST compared to the other ones.Beginning of year 1: Fix friendship guages. You want to go into summer 1 with rainbow possibilities, so now that you have chased some arrows, get everyone to rainbow territoryAfter summer: Continue to chase arrows, but now you can greed bombs a bit moreAt year 3 you will probably stop chasing arrows at all. Now it's just look for friendship trainings at lvl 4-5 facilities until end of run
>>556410281Mile is the one set of TT umas I haven't updated.And it looks like parents are the best to run your umas in, so this event fuckin blows chunks
No lucha
This only goes up to NY Opera right? I can't wait a month for Admire Vega?
>>556410389that's piracy
>EXTREME CHALLENGEIf you can A CM, you can joke this
AnshinsawaGODs...?
>>556410308Tachyon is bigger than that and Cafe is smaller than that. How do they get BOTH wrong?
this sounds fucking useless though?
I hate umamusume:pretty derby
>>556410548Okay this got a chuckle out of me
lole
I am unironically grateful for this, I was so broke and destitute I could not afford to do a borrow run.
>no carats in the shop >no gibs carats for months nowholy fucking jew might actually drop this garbage soon Ark Knights has been way better
>>556410759you get carats from the challenge races bwo...
Cant say I'm big on Fuku, but at least it's not a dupe
>>556410759Drop the rice shower sticker in chat right now so danchou can kick you
>No fine mo wit>No all banner>All we get is a weird as hell new TT slop thing
>>556410863You get goycarats from challenge races*
Okay, so for the Carnival races, I want to enter my strongest legacies, and NOT my aces right?
I did both paid banners.1 Bourbon dupe and 1 Turbo SSR.Where do I get a refund?
>>556410326is it not effectively just do runs then use the trained horse to do challenge racesi only skimmed it for about two seconds
>200 pulls for 7 umasehehe>>556139972kys nigger
>>556410953wdym new scam banner dropped bwoThat's uh... something. Knock off all banner
>>556411047Drop the rice shower sticker in chat right now so danchou can send you a refund
>>556410953Your Pretty Derby Scout?
She doesn't look that tough
>no one is pulling for all sparkOH NO NO NO NOOOOO
>>556410486If nothing else it will help for my King Halo ace runs for this CM.
I rolled the Paid banner. QRD on the Rob Roy SSR?
Do I actually need to bother with the carnival race spark or can I just skip the mechanic?
I got jewed on the last scam banner ain't falling for it again.
when the selector ticket that lets you just buy an uma drops, is it only available with money or can I spend premium carats on it? I stocked a few from the monthly but if I cant use them in the uma selector for the anniversary I will just spend them in the current premium
>>556411180what all spark faggot
>>556404204
>>556411021In theory, yea. But looking at my TT aces farm carnival points, fuck sending parents that's wasting RP away.
>>556411021Yeah ideally strongest parents
>>556411202reliable source of right/left handed, gold recovery procs early race so it's basically for white spark generation
>>556411175piece of cakealso nice music in the race
>>556411180there was one anon o /v/ early that was going all in with 200k carats
>>556411205no, skip it, you could use a parfait for the same effect
Wtf
>>556411175el condor pasuri
>>556411283
>>556411205its literally just a mood up if you run them in "event" races so yes its useless
yeah i'm just redeeming the seiun sky sharts idc about the rest of the event
Heh. I’m not broke. I’m gonna roll the paid banner.
>1 shard from the shop>1 shard from the event missions>19 totalfucking cocktease man
>>556411180It's Thursday night here, I'll be pulling tomorrow when I can drink during.
>do a single pull>game crashes suddenly>bakushinholy shit
they buffed Riko so her event happens as soon as you click on her
>>556411465You should already have 20 if you get that...
So carnival is not time gated? just use carrot mini's and farm the event?
>>556411202Her second chain event is really strong. I frequently borrow this card just for that.Easy access to left handed. You can even get Right as well, but its generally better to use MLB SR Fuku for that.As with all SSRs I wouldnt use them in an ace run, but at 0LB its still good for left CM parents.
>>556411283so THAT's what he was using them on...
>didn't get a single (You)that's fine I guess
YES 1500 'rats well spent
>>556411529you can't gaslight me
>Falco, Curren, and Digital are featured on the all bannerThat's kinda cute
>Full Armor Matikanefukukitaru>Wedding Air Groove X2>Christmas Biwa>Spe-chvd>Kimono Gold City>HISHIAMAI got my queen bros, good pulls besides spe-chvd
>people talking about some kind of all banner>no one is posting pulls, except the pay fags using their scam banner
I HATE BLACK PEOPLE
so is this event just spending a bunch of rp to run the same races 100 times?
>>556410331The mayority of my Oshis are pace.I'm pulling for Tachy Speed because I've heard that she will be the next Kitasan (therefore, she would last for at least 2 scenarios). Correct me if I'm wrong, though.
>EXTREMEplap plap get deported get deported
>>556411359100k* my mistake
Finally a use for these
>>556411252>wasting RP away.Bro, your carrot jellies?
oh theyre out
>>556407048Made for nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love.
>>556411695I think so. It kinda blows and I already don't want to do it
>disappears when event endsWHAT IS THE POINT???
>>556411586Here (you) go
>>556411662Forgot to post the image
>>556411761I only have 80...
>>556411825wasting your time :^)))
>>556411703she wont be the next kitasan in the sense of being the best generalist cardbut if most of your oshis are pace then you she's a great investment at mlb because you'll still be using her as a second speed card even after pasa comes out
>>556411687no one fell for the shitty scam all uma
>>556411792I'm still in previous career before half TP ended. Are these just more scam paid banner (random SSR) or is it the selector? If not, when will we be even getting the selector.
I knew hoooooooooooooooarding carrot jellies would pay off heh
>>556411316>Blocked againFuck this mode
>>556411407Vegeta, don't do it! It's dangerous!
>start first run of the day>misclick and pick recreation turn 1Should I start from scratch or it's salvable?
>>556411792that was worth it i guessi can 5 star fuji with this too>>556411916banner
>>556411825it's just to help newcuties and poorfagsyou do not need the skill at all to beat extreme racesanything A+ can probably beat extreme races
>>556411792That's the scamcha not the selector btw
>>556411687The paid scam banner is actually less of a scam than the all spark banner. Its 1500 carats to get a 3* vs having to spend 30k.
Wait, Mambo is hot?!?!
>>556411957no arrows on turn 1/2 and the stat increase in unity is shit at low level, honestly hitting recreation turn 1/2 is a decent option
>>556411884Thank you, Anon!
>>556411916scam banner
>>556411996nigga what all spark banner? where is it? is it invisible to p2f chads?not that I give a shit considering I already have the uma I want (that are available), but still
>>556411974>bannerEh, guess I'll skip it. Thank for answering
>>556411525this is actually real they buffed Riko in the same way China and TW did today randomlyall pal cards from now on will have their event in the queue as soon as you click on them, could be anywhere from 2-5 turns
isn't the scamcha still worth it though? you are getting something garanteed out of it
>>556411974ill also take that, thats mlb sweep now
So I have to make TT umas to participate in this event? I ain't got time for that shit, I have to make DIRT parents
>>556411957It's over. Reroll your account
>>556412163*gives you Air Shakur*
>El Condor Pasa is the final boss of the Golden GenerationHeh, nothing personnel Spechuds
>>556412051Why else you think she's more popular than Fuku?
>>556412157>in the same way China and TW did today randomlythe fuck did cyjuice mean by this>>556412206>city in a clipping long dresshot
https://x.com/DoDeuce_8116/status/2019010629496172772The End closer experience
rolling for umas is actually the biggest scam in this game when you think about itsprint? your free bakushinmile/medium? your free ticket ogurilong? your free goldship
>>556411916prob march
Not gonna lie. This racing carnival event actually fucking sucks.
urge to gamble get out of me and come back during VBourbon
>>556412230the card one is a scam for sure, but the uma one on the other hanf...
@sweeptosher I need carnival event bot
>>556412279it means the chances of battle pass dropping in MANT release have increased by like 5%
>>556411407>>556411939Scamcha'd...
trying to justify spending 30k carats...i want my princess so bad bros
>>556412051>Mambo is hot?!?!Ehm, she always has been, dude
>Maruzensky (dupe)>Doto (dupe)>Oguri (dupe)>Digitan (dupe)>Akebono>HishiamaIs this...good?It feels like dogshitWhich uma is best to spend the spark on?
>>556412308*gives you a teio dupe*
>>556412206me on the right
I'm supposed to run this shit with parent uma, right?
>>556412292 >fine mo not till fucking marchshoulda rolled for tama
>>556412367Yeah, it's very bad.
>>556412352coulda bought like 5 bigmacs for that
>Unexpected Side event shows up even though Riko only has a blue support gaugeWhat the fuck? I thought it could only happen once its green
I thought a ton of people here were hoarding for the all banner...?
>>556410125burned all my 30 tickets and ended up with also this oh well I shall hold for Bourbon now
>>556412421if you can make good aces already you dont need the spark at all
>>556410548Best meme format desu
>>556412421yeppersyou can run it with your GPs too
>>556412292is finemo really that worth it? the 35 special priority and the agemasen skill make it feel kinda...
>>556412078>>556412292I can continue living as an F2P until march then. Thank!
>Anniversary celebration>New paid banners >No new carat dealsC'mon Cyjews
KING JOBBER LMAO WHAT A FUCKING LOOOOSER GG EZ WIPE MY ASS WITH YOUR TONGUE KING OF JOBBERS
>>556412582special priority is a bit of a meme when you look at what it truly meansbesides that finemo is an excellent wit card
>>556412502It got buffed in this update
Is there a point to trying to MLB the accupuncturist?
>Freedom is the right of all sentient beings>It is also your Freedom to ROLL FOR THE ALL-SPARK
>try to farm the star shards from the carnival since it's RNG>already at 20k pts after a couple racesI guess since it uses the TT system they have to do it for class 3 people or something...
>>556412504>ton of peopleit's just the same 3 guys who wouldn't shut the fuck up
Finally a good use for RP refillsevent still sucks though
>>556412352
...well then
>Guts Tickezo from paid banner Yep, it's a scam
>>556412421The idea is that if you get the spark on a parent, use them to raise a new trainee then run the new trainee in the event they get the next level up on the sparkBut there's no way I'm doing that 5 times to get Level 5, I'll just throw a Level 2 Summer Maruzensky at it
>>556412753>a literal whomy german wifeand my actual wifeXPLODE
you guys have paid carats???
>>556412753Anon will still try to convince you it wasn't worth it.
>>556412753holy luckGOD
>>556412708Was funny the first time, still is.
>>556412173shit i just realized now i have a perfect candidate to gold crystal since i got mlb sweep from the scam banner
>>556412681You enjoy donating money to cyjews for a meme.
>>556412829Whale general
>he sparked on the all uma "scammer" and received shitty useless dupes you can at least still spark your waifu right? Surely you didn't waste 30k carats when you already have her...
>>556412753Check THIS out!
>>556412827>>556412845>>556412885...if I told you what I've gotten so far in my path to get a Taishin spark, you wouldn't believe me
https://poal.me/18zu85https://poal.me/18zu85https://poal.me/18zu85
I'll spend money on a selector but not some rng bullshit like this.
>>556412829had
>>556412659even after ramonu she will still be the second best after all right? I'm only at lb0 so im debating using the tickets on her and pulling once to pity next month
>>556412753
Fine. Don't take my fuckin money,,,
Don't we get paid selectors next month that actually let you choose the SSR you want instead of having to gamble for it?Why are we rolling these paid banners.
I got curren with my ticket single pulls! Allspark banner off to a good start
>>556413029I don't get the point of this event, I could get to 100k points and finish the event in 1 hour by using 50 jelly.The Fuji Kiseki event was annoying but at least there was more gameplay than just skipping races to the end then collecting 1k-2k points per race.
>>556413197because i like gambling and have the money
>>556413197gambling is fun
>>556413156after ramonu she'll be the second best in terms of stat output, but really only be used in pace chaser decks since other styles will get their specialised wit cards soon after (eg bobo for fronts, cafe for lates etc)
>>556410442What do you get by beating el?
>>556412829you don't buy the only worth buying thing in this game anon? the monthly carats?
>>556413158Ok so what I wanted was Taishin. From Eishin forwards, this is what came along the way. Mummy came from the paid banner.
A lifetime supply of cleat shop goodies
im immune to scams
oh wait, this Carnival event is pretty cool actuallywell, I'd prefer a little post-career content, I'd love to elevate my early aces into current powerhouses but it's not that type of gamestill, why is this a fucking yearly event and not monthly or biweekly, the regular events sucks compared to this
>>556413305Holy explode.
>>556413281Like 2.5k points and her star.
I have gotten only Falco and Digitan dupes from the All-Spark banner so far.
>>556413197I'm buying both.
>>556413345show how many rolls
I love Rice
>>556412352Can I trade my Bourbon dupe for your Falco dupe?
can I get an explanation for someone who is retarded about this current event? Why do I care about it beyond rewards?
>>556413472it's the scamcha
>>556413472thats the paid scam banner
>>556413305>anon had to pity what he wanted but tripped and hit the lottery on the way thereThis is beyond humblebragging
>>556413493As a Bourbonlet, yes I would take this trade.
>>556413029so what's a good event idea to you anons?
>>556411586Here (You) go
>>556413498>Why do I care about it beyond rewards?you dont
Get fucked
>>556413498>Why do I care about it beyond rewards?thats the neat part
>>556413498I am mentally retarded. I'm here to tell you that you care about it for the rewards.
>>556413580Sacrifice 20 veteran umas at the blood altar to give me better sparks.
>>556413476Did you buy her figure?
>>556413580Uma breaking into my house and jerking me off violently event
>>556413580The spark system is already insufferable. An event tied to the insufferable spark system is going to be...you guessed it.
>paypiggy 1500 goycarats>tm opera fucking owhy did i fall for this obvious scam?
>Manhattan Cafe from the paid uma banner and SSR bannerI think the game might be trying to tell me something
>>55641358015,000 carats, 5 rainbow shards, 10 gold shards
>>556413546Muh
Got Lucky Fuku... Is she good?
>>556412253>Why else you think she's more popular than Fuku?Mambo!
>>556413305I hope you understand anon that you're fucked on rolls for the next year, they're gonna make you pity everything to make up for this
>>556413546
>>556413794She's lucky.
>>556413546Anyone else really scared of NTR? I just get this uneasy feeling from her when she looks at me
I don't have Falco, forgot about my carats plan, lost consciousness, when I came to I'd done three 10 rolls. All of them were 1 SR.
>>556413732what do you mean tied to sparksyou just dump the carrot jellies you weren't using into races with your old aces and you get rewards
>>556413580My favorite uma dates me, makes a family and gives me 5 children, all umas we'll be able to raise and groom togetherAlso 100k carats would be fine
>>556413732but isn't the spark activated at the start of the career and therefore doesn't interact with inspirations at all?
hellohow many fans do you need with haru for valentine's, fan fest and holiday events?
Got my last copy of Creek with today's free pulls!
>>556412753I HATE YOU
>30k points for 1 shard>6 days uuuuh
>used my 3 tickets from the carnival event on the all uma banner>got nothingwhat a scam!
>>556413580an event where you feed the umas and their bellies get big haha
>the half tp event is overNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
so is the anniversary selector paid with $$ or can be paid with prem carats too?
Skill issue.
>>556413840>nintendo ip>cygames ipHoly lawsuit
>>556414009actually 100k pointsyou did look at the missions, right
>>556414073$20
My all uma pulls were umazing. 8 3*'s and 6 of them were brand new not including my selector.I can't believe people were gaslighted into not pulling on this banner lmao.
>>55641395840k 60k and 90k
>>556413927>>556413956Maybe I just don't understand the event, then
>>556412421>>556412573How much of a bonus do you even get from the spark
What do you do?
>>556414043That's why I spent all morning grinding away at my TP to get down below 15 as much as possibleI'm just glad the demon is finally goneFor now
>racing carnival sparks apply to parents even if you're in the middle of a career Neat
>>556413580Waking up and noticing a cute trainee sleeping soundly in my arms
>>556412573Oh shit, it gets retroactively added to the legacies of any uma it inspired before it gained the skill.
Just finished my career. BLESS MY ROLLS SHIRAOKI-SAMA
Fuck my buhi life...
>>556414286Ultimate gambling
Got scamcha'd
>>556414230turn 360 and walk away
>>556414324Compensated dating...
>41k caratsman... i could spark a taiki
Is it me or Fuku looks kinda hot when serious?
>>556413580Inviting URA big shots to my island parties, recording the rituals and blackmailing 6000000 carats out of them afterwards.
how does this event work, I get points no matter how many times I beat seiun sky? I have like 180 of the tp restore.
>>556413580Tazuna sits on my face for two hours every day for a week
>>556414240But it doesn't look like sparks apply to career >>556414286Thanks for reminding me to roll on her, I almost forgot
90 pulls4 off banner spooksNo SasamiThis sucks!
>>556413580an event where we have to milk our trainees and taste test and rate it
all-spark banner status?
>finally get an SSR from the free pulls>dictus foot fetish guts cardt-thank y-you cy-cygenerous....
>>556414730we found the one guy rolling for salami
pls explain Mummy on Falcon.as a solo front does she not insta lose if she gets overtaken?is it to fight other fronts in case she doesn't get 1st place?
https://youtu.be/5g_b-FO90jQ?si=PbkewmOrMCT2bgDE
>>556414762i like her events
soooo I need to remake all of my aces with the carnival spark?
>>556414590Can I go?I'm not a big shot but I don't have any traceable family, no money and my skin is silky smooth, and my stem cell and adrenochrome count is said to be through the roof whatever that means
how the fuck does this event work
get fucked
>>556414590>blackmailing 6000000 caratsAre you sure it was 6 million? It wasn't in the filesSeems like a lot of carats to move around without causing a scene
>>556414230I immediately slam the door and throw the security latch. She's been outside in the rain, which means she's likely infected with the infamous Deadly Japanese Cold. I'm not risking letting that walking plague vector into my apartment.
what a boring event, I already finished it, now what?
>>556413305EXPLODE EXPLODE EXPLODE DIE DIE DIE
>>556414590Now that the EpSatono files have been released, you will pay for your umacrimes
>>556414860>race with TT umas and win>repeatThey use TT scoring system for points so stat stick bricks would give you shit score.
>>556414803>as a solo front does she not insta lose if she gets overtaken?she does not, you will be overtaken by paces no matter what you do. falcon wins with a late-activation on her ult. hope you can at least 2nd place for it.
>>556414737If her milk tastes like old book I'm gonna cum
>>556414590THE EPSATONO FILES HAVE BEEN RELEASED. WHY HASN'T THIS UMA BEEN ARRESTED YET.
>>556414762That card gets 15% RB at MLB+friendship. Pray you see her feet again every time you roll.
>>556414860you race, you get points, you exchange points for thingsThat is it. Anything else is just fluff
did 2x10 on alluma, got scammed. That's enough
>>556413727>>556413942>>556414590>>556414264>>556414616>>556414737I like these ones
>>556414971>They use TT scoring system for points so stat stick bricks would give you shit score.yyyaaaaayyyy the worst part of the game is the event, hurraaaayyyy
>>5564147566 new umas and + selector.
i'm getting like 1.3k a race how are you supposed to get to 100k in 6 days
>>556414958That's where you're wrong. You see, actually, nothing will happen.
I thought the paid guaranteed 3* was a scam?
>>556415014Apparently the big Satono was found dead in a jailcell. Some believe big Satono got plastic surgery and is actually still alive
>>556414803yes
>>556414590Do you guys know who isn't in the epsanto files?
>>556414881well, they transferred small amounts daily for 5 years to make sure it was done without being detectable
Is today the last of the free rolls?
how much will the selector ticket cost?
>>556414924Continue grinding it until you get all rewards from all races. Also, buying all items in the points shop.It's an incredibly boring, retarded, grindy event.
Okay but I really really really really really really relaly really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr ealyr eally really really really really really really realyl realy really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>556414851>when the 11* Adrenochrome hint proccs 4 times
>>556415219Riko
man these generals will be wild when Dia releases.
>>556415153S-surely Director Akikawa will mobilize her SWAT team any day now.. otherwise Dia is going to GET me for snitching
LET'S. GO. GAMBLIIIIIIIINGG
ONE FUCKING RACE WITH MY CM WINNER NETS ME ONLY THIS MUCH
So this event spark and skill does nothing outisde of its specific modeWe just put the spark on our parents, but then we have to use those parents in parent runs to make more parents, and then run races with those parents, and then makes more umas with those parents. Those final umas are the ones we can races with to get good event scores.This event is unfettered ass.
>>556415360I don't have enough Nakadashi Festas for thiscongrats
Just will your hints into existence bwos
>>556415460What? I just wonnered the whole event using my Taiki and Oguri from TT and I'm already at 80k points what are you on?
>$70 is 60€thank god for the weak dollar. i should fly for a vacation to the us
>>556414924You and I engage in umapyoi
>>556413230Update. using my last 20k gems I got bridal air groove, swimsuit special week, and seiun sky. I need to grind 42 more wishes to get a spark or maybe I'll have to use THAT
You don't even guarantee a star piece after a race. What tedious garbage.
lost $25,000 in the stock market today, then threw the dice on hopefully getting a few more copies of Fuku SSR on the way to spark. Got none. So she's at 2lb. then spent the rest of my carats trying to chase the last two and got none. pointlessly. kinda wanna uninstall. today blows
>>556415460It's not even worth getting, it's just one extra skill that barely does anything and only counts as much as a normal skill in terms of points. Just put your TT umas in.
>>556414984>you will be overtaken by paces no matter what you do.ah that makes sense
Wanna make sure I did my math right, we get 300 carats/day for 9 days? Trying to figure out how many we have left from this freebie thing
>>556415748My condolences. That is, indeed, a shitty day.
>>556415748>i just lost 25,000 dollars at the casino>this seems like a good day for gambling
oh lord I really need to enter my TT umas here huh
>>556415645>>556415774So the easiest way to clear this event is to not interact with it at all? I want the intern who rolled this out SPANKED.
>>556414230activate my ANTI PROPAGANDA shield barrier
>>556415748>stock market leechDeserved
Sweet. She was one of the few characters I actually wanted from the scamcha
Got my first dirt umathat I will just use for dirt inspirations
>>556415947You know what they say - a gamble a day keeps the doctor away. Or two. Or three. Damn why am I not winning
>>556411180I got Kukulkan Condor from the paid banner, 160 rolls of nothing into Fine Motion into Autumn Gold City into pic related then I sparked Jordan, all new.99% of gamblers quit before they win big.
>>556415947
do I really need those 100 carats?of course I do...
>>556414441>>556414884>>556416000I rolled a 5, your efforts are futile and she forced her way in.
fucking waste of money
>>556415748Jesus
how?
>>556416243>nishino flowerI CAME
>>556414230start a family
>>556415669I fucking miss the days days of 1,40€ to 1$, now THOSE were the fucking days...
>>556416228If you have a career started, run one or both of your parents through the carnival eventThey'll latch on
>>556415986I always it was made for casual players to have some new content gimmick. Annoying for everyone else especially CM tryhards
>>556416147POTENTIAL UNLOCKED
It's crazy how effective the gaslighting against the all-uma worked. A banner so good that they never run anything like it ever again and people are just passing it up for soulless cards.
>>556416395Don't call my uma jabber soulless you stupid bitch
boy sex
>>556415748you win some you lose some
>>556416242>>556416335>>556416395is this so called "all-uma banner" in the room with us right now?
Wow, all those year one cuties and they chose FALCO to be the face of the all-banner? HOOEEHH ARIGATOU!
>>556414230>"you don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to eat these" as I hand her a bowl of eggs
>>556416395This general is the most soulless uma community online outside of clubcords so it's fitting
Lmao, got my oshi at 100 pulls and got to spark for Taiki Shuttle instead.I got >Xmas Biwa>Brian>Gold City>all my 1 and 2 star trainees to 3 stars>pic relatedWhat was that about not pulling for this banner?
>>556416395Sasami is the best.
>>556416393Luck stopped time to try another one
>accidentally click the condor>hit with a 10 minute timer>Check if Taiki is good, she isn't>Have to use a Grass WonderMiles are truly the american race type...
>>556416643not buying your ad, VF/guide tranny
>>556416395>>556416643Post all-uma banner results
>>556416395the xog bankrupt all f2p, broAll uma is a whale banner for whales to fiil out their smelly roster
>>556416395opera's banner raped me sorry
>>556416553I want to play with CB's tiny hat
>>556416395My future wife isn't on the all uma banner so I'm skipping
>>556416727this fag >>556139972 doubted (You)
>>556416395They never ran it again because you can basically farm legend races for ANY uma every day and also buy the monthly tickets to spark ANY uma.I would run the all-uma banner if I was missing a key uma like Suzula, Taiki, or Maruzensky. In my case I have all 3 of them so I don't need it.
>>556416395But I've been telling people to roll for it?
>>556416738Yep luck completely stopped. Time to continue tomorrow or when I feel like rolling
>>55641594790% of gamblers quit right before they win big
>>556416395I have already a lot of umas I didn't even career ye, because the schedule, and my schedule is so packed.Also I BADLY need better cards.
>>556416395Anon if it was soooooo good dont you think Cygames would still be doing it?no of course not it fucking sucked and is strategically placed a month before the best Y1 Banner uma had (Finemo/Princess Rerun)
>>556416536I'm glad didn't couldn't or decided not to use the real name, soccer boy sounds terrible for a girl>What's the worst uma/horse name?
>>556416395I daily pulled on it once and didn't get Falco, so I'm not pulling on it ever againI mean, Falco's even featured on it - scam banner
the new racing carnival event kinda sucks desuthey should've made the extreme uma some mega SS+ uma that you have to actually use the event stuff to beat
>>556416395I have all the characters I wantedI have all the support cards I wantedGet fucked
>>556416727you got lucky, this single post probably just tempted 10 anons to spark it, and 7 of them have just rage quit the game after getting the expected outcome, you happy now?
my follow list. please run your umas in the shitty event please. i need points.
>>556416765I was raped
>>556416536
>>556417083>(Finemo/Princess Rerun)why is fine motion considered so good if her specialty priority is so low?
We're not rolling on the all banner because we all saved for Chiyo
>>556417161I have shit luck with cards, so yes.
>>556417280read the fucking thread you lazy cunt
>>556417137But then newbabus would cry and shit their pants, losing potential customers
Okay, so let me see if I understand how the carnival works:First we want to enter our best legacies in the carnival to get the spark on them, along with those legacies parents so that they can get it on them twice.Then we go back to our regularly scheduled CM ace runs using those legacies with the level 1 carnival sparks.Then we enter the aces we make from those legacies in the carnival to get the level 2 spark.Then finally we just enter our TT umas in the Carnival because its unlikely that one of our recently made aces with the carnival skill will have good enough sparks to actually be useful in career, and our TT aces already earn enough points to make up for not having the carnival skill, and I have 100+ jellies anyway so who gives a fuck about grinding for the level 3 ace spark.
>>556417280>Why is a card with high race bonus and TE good?Really?
Got 3500 paid carats in my pocket and two banners to use them on. Let's see what happens.
>>556417108>What's the worst uma/horse name?Wife so cute, call her Mister.
ive yet to see a single proof of this so called all banner, all I see is cringe idols and scam banners>>556417447and this cute shit
>>556417429How many points does the Carnival skill give? I thought it was just a stat + mood boost
Did I get gaslit early on because I thought once you get 100 star pieces you can unlock an uma if you didn't have them yet
>>556417454thank you for being cooler than >>556417379
what's the point of the carnaval spark if it's gone after the event?
>>556416395this banner is incrementally good the more sparks you dump on it which I dont have
>get A and S Unity rank on the same trainingWhat I didn't know this could happen
>>556417626wasting your time
>>556417457I'm in a similar positionAre you refilling (if at all) on their webstore or via google play
>>556417554150. From the trainee list.
>>556417429you can skip allat by just using carrot jelliesyou do have them, right?
>fine motion is great!>proceeds to consistently park her dumb ass in guts for 3/4ths of the careergreat card, that fine motion
How do you get Lv2
>>556417727fuck my stupid treina life...
>>556417809>fine motion is bad!>proceed to park my cock in her smart ass and guts 3/4ths of the careerI love her
>>5564178541+1
>>556417854You run 100 more carnival races until its on your parents grandparents grandgrandparents
>>556416395the Uma I want is not in yet so shut up
>>556417562No, but seriously the issue with most wit cards is that they only give you wit and nothing else. Spec prio is a modifier on the 15% base, kita's 100% turns that into 30%.TE works anywhereRace bonus is generally useful and gives you extra skill points and secret event rewards (so the +15 speed from getting triple crown with Umamusume A gets affected by that)Nearly every wit card having wit as it's stat bonus is bad because wit only applies to a single training.Then there's wit bourbon and seiun who have a speed bonus so they're marginally more useful if they land on speed or guts.Then there's also practice perfect and the gold skill, hints aren't great but they're better than say, Daiwa's recoveries for pace.
ne ne ne ne ne ne Taishin ne ne ne ne Taiiiiiishiiiiiin DAHBY!
This is one of the shittiest new year gacha events. I actually hate this game now, not just memeing anymore.
Dupes
i cant wait to train zenno rob roy we are gonna have very intense training sessions to ensure shes at the top of her game
Did I win
>>556418302Yeah
what banners should a new cutie roll on?? this one or the fine motion one coming soon
>>556418169nyoooooooo stop posting cute wives
>>556418302>FalcoYeah
Is this usable? I want to end this suffering
>>556418354How new? Are they missing event cards? If so then Finemo.
Got this for my SSR card on the paid banner. She's cute, but is the car any good? I don't really see anyone talking about it. (The less said about the duplicate Maru I got on the other banner the better)>>556417721Mostly Google Play but I did buy a pack from the website too.
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>556418286how long?
>paid 10 roll i'll take this a sign to mlb her card
>>556418468why are you running holidays ogurin on this track she's beyond useless
>>556418540WE GOT A WINNER
>>556418468what the fuck are you doing
>hey go through five layers of eugenics to get a trainee with bad stats >or just spam the mode over and over with all those mini jellies the roulette wheels have given youTruly a puzzling dilemma
>>556418468That wit would be glue on a Long track, let alone a Sprint
>>556418540marked
>>556417805Thanks for the (you), but please read my posts in their entirety before replying thnx.
>>556418623>>55641873121 bucks for this.... I got enough Shakurs to mlb her if I didn't cleat them all.
Aieeeeee I used my RP before checking the event
900 wit and Finemo scams me once again
>>5564184681 mid-race 1 straightaway recovery and shake it out. pray that you proc 3 late-race skills during the final straight
>>556418802your jelly?
>>556404164i got lb3 from 120 rolls including free ones :^)
>scamcha i thought this was an sr card ngl, unlucky
>>556418792that's a cute Curren
>>556418468Looks good to me
>>556418873this is what we're hoarding them for?
>>556417809>>556417913Hm.. I feel like this goes deeper than the duality of man.
Enjoy your evening anpan
>>556404164i got 6 ayabes and 6 fukus in 310 rolls...
You would think that anons that are telling you not to roll for uma banner and to save your carats properly wouldn't be spending for a scam banner but here we are.
>>556419019You got anything better to use them on?
>>556419019Yeah, jelly is useless so use it.
>>556418567>>556418624I think she's neat>>556418693Fuck she's my best so far even though I'm running 4 wits>>556418852Should I aim to obtain any skill in particular in my next attempts to increase my chances?
>>556419078>there are only 2 anons
Should I save my Gold Crystal or use it on 3lb Seeking the Pearl, 2lb Tachyon, 2lb Nishino? I'm guessing just save it.
Is everyone here retaining enough cum, enough to use jelly so freely?
>>556419329Save it for Ayabe guts.
>>556419329save it for ayabe guts sr
Extreme? more like Extreme Jobber lmao
>>556419364I should retain more cum to save more carats but some uma luds are too good
>>556419364You only need to highroll once per week, and you have like 100 tries.
>>556419364I have so much cum that I only do TT races to luckshit myself into the top 1k players. Retention for top 1k was 700k last week.
how many rainbow shards does everyone have i haev 16...
suzukabros any luck with runaway/solo front? If not I might mutate her into a pace
>>556403156289915966053, if you still have room
>>556419580Just so you know, pace runaway is not a thing.
I accidently fag fingered and sent in my sprint dober into a mile raceShe won lol
>parents are notoriously weak because they do a lot of races>the carnival mode encourages you to use a parent uma IN A RACE and WIN so it can parent off some buff that goes away inb 6 daysEvery other part of the carnival mode seems cute but that part is absolutely baffling
Oguri wants to rape me but she doesn't know how to do it, could the Satono family help her with this?
>>556419231You know, if you really want to gamble with shake it out. Scrap the straightaway recovery and replace it with another mid-race recovery. So 2 mid-race and shake it out.Late-race skills this time are peak gambling. You can only ensure it with Highlander and, even then it's still delayed, Head-on but it's activation time is random late-race, and others would be from late-race unique inherits or gambling with turbo sprint and rushing gale. You're basically gambling full time if you want to make her work this CM.If you want a simpler gamble then 2 mid-race and 1 straightaway recovery praying that straightaway recovery would activate late-race
>>556419913They'll teach her by raping herAnd you'll get nothing in return, you'll get killed before you can say anything, and any record of her existence will be deletedWell done faggot
>>556419756Yeah I'm still puzzling over this. Should I even bother with leveling up Carnival Spark/Skill?
hi Teio...
>>556416395I'd pull it if 3 of my must pulls (Dia Palmer Neicheer) weren't coming up
>>556420059This is the umamusume world we live on retard, they don't kill anyone and umas are privileged class, even Oguri yes, fucking idiot learn the lore
>el perro de caca is the final bossTHE REAL MC OF THE GOLDEN GEN
>>556420120You're fat now
>19 rainbow shardsI CAN ALMOST TASTE IT...
>>556419913>Oguri wants to rape me but she doesn't know how to do itthis made me laugh for some reason lol
>2 borrow runs left
>>556420120You made your choice...
>>556419364Anon, if you have to use jelly to get retention, then your TT team isnt good enough.If you can't get retention from entering TT 10-12 times a day using free RP, then a couple of extra entries using jelly is unlikely to get you retention either.Even if that wasnt the case, getting the rainbow shards from the Carnival event is easily worth missing out on retention this week.
>>556419730of course, plan was just to run her with the standard pace stuff even if she can't use her unique
>the biggest tits in the game belonged to a HUMANumas absolutely MOGGED
>finally 20 rainbow shards>wont be able to use my uncap crystal until tachyon speed comes outIf I don't see it I don't need it
>>556418491I got her too. I think she's good on fronts but she's still a >Powercard. At least she's cute.
>>556419756I'm getting like 1000 points per run using aces. Might as well use my stock of 180 jellies instead of trying to subject myself to runs that would take longer than the time it would take to complete the event by spamming jellies.
>>556420349Pretty sure Doto is still bigger anon.
>>556420381>>finally 20 rainbow shardsStop that.
>>556420381Did you miss one?
>>556404164>$400 to mlb fuku I should have listened
ok boys who do I get from the rape banner
>>556410446Yes. No.
>you can date pal cards that aren't in your deck if their event shows up in the new updateHoly shit you're about to see the most obnoxious high rolls from whales
For the paid banner, who did you end up getting? Was it worth it?It wasn’t either of the TM Opera Os for me, but I can definitely take Manhattan Cafe. Narita would have been nice too.
I should do a run with everyone's best buddy now that I have him.
Can carnival races not trigger daily sales or have I just been unlucky? I still have one more left.
Okay damage report>200 pulls>Biwa, Opera O, McQueen dupes>S Maru, Gold City, Akebono, Fantasy Pasa, Cleric Grass, Curren ChanSix new umas. SIX!! AND THREE WERE ONES I WANTEDnow I'm sitting on a spark. Who do I get?>Dober>Narita Brian>Seiun Sky>Maruzensky (Red)>Oguri>FalcoDECISIONS
>>556419231>>556419948>3 late-race for shake it outGive Mummy a Hug, Highlander, NY Opera O unique, Tama unique, Rice unique. Trust.
15 borrows when?I'm almost tempted to start building parents
>>556420739become a pimp and get Curren Chan
>>556420739taiki
>>556420836Dupe Falco. Obviously not worth it.
I still dont get why you'd roll on the all uma banner unless you desperately wanted seiun sky and missed her in the past
>>556419756You don't need it. The skill itself only grants 10% bonus stats and a higher chance for mood up, both only for carnival races. A random ass tt horse would obliterate any of the carnival races.
>>556420845Falco or Oguri for next CM.Maruzensky, Seiun or Dober if you want to do proper parent farming in MANT (pace/late, front, late/end)Narita Brian if you are based and want the best parent.
>>556420836Narita Brian, who I was gonna use my selector on whenever that lands. Very very worth it.
>>556421029what a big uma
>>556420841Don't think so. I ran 6 and haven't gotten one. Another reason why this event was hated, I guess.
>225 jelliesSo I just blow my load on the carnival right?
>>556421102I had to spark for Seiun Sky in the all uma banner, that fucking cathorse slut.
what do I even use the crystal on?I sadly didn't have any carats for neicha, I only have 0LB finemo, biko and bakushin, and no other SSRs to mention ofwtf
>>556421249Yeah, you won't even need more than 100 jelly to finish the event.
>>556420845See >>556413305. I also got a dupe each of Anime McQueen and XOguri that I didn't mention.
>>556413840not changing the "mario" at the top into "mambo" feels like a crime
This uma
>>556418540
>>556421328The good thing is that the crystal has no expiration date, you can use it on ANY card from now or the future.Use it on any of the must pull MLB banners you will face in some months from now so you save yourself 30k carats
>>556421421
>>556420739If you want to run fronts, and have more freedom with your borrow choices, then Sky.If you want to strengthen you legacies just in general, then NY Opera O.If you want an uma thats usefull for a lot of CMs but kinda useless for legacies then XOguri.If you want to make your TT team stronger, and also get a decent ace for certain CMs (especially the upcoming one) then Fart Smalcon.If you want to get your oshi then get her, although I assume if that was the case you wouldn't have asked.
>>556421102i want TAISHIIIIIIN and a few spooks would be nice
>>556420349If she took off her glasses, Tracen academy would be no more
umamusume rape
>>556415669Unfortunately then you'd have to be in the US
>>556421508You have no fucking idea!
>>556421102You seem to be under the impression that this dogshit company deserves my money.
Am i tripping or doesn't Riko's recreation unlock event happens only at green friendship lvl or higher?
This event really needs an auto button
>>556421102I desperately wanted Seiun Sky and missed her in the past.I also got zero dupes.
>>556421421Imagine her bush
>>556421995we're getting seiun sky sharts right nyow bwo
>>556421916Also happened to other anons. I think it' a bug
>>556420752bukkake
>>556421916GO GO MAKE ACES
Would've preferred Neo Universe but eh, it is what it is.
>>556420739You're missing the best Uma in the whole world
>>556422171wrong thread retard, go back
>>556421995naisu
>>556422040>10 shards out of the 60 I was missingWhat part of DESPERATELY WANTED you didn't get?
>>556421916its part of the update
>>556422171>can get JP cards on the paid bannerGoddamn no wonder you lot are paying
>>556421102>>556421995seiun actually gets a rare rerun with brian
>you need 81k to get all the important rewards in the carnival shopYeah. I'll just blow all my jellies on this dogshit event and call it a day.
>>556422250no one wants this ugly ass uma don't lie
>100000 carnival points in 9 daysidk if this is even possible without jellies but I'm glad I hoarded them
>>556422528Her appeal reveals itself after you get to know her a little
>>556422484I hope you enjoy the gorillion loading screens
>>556422484You want to get 100K for the mission, but yeah.
>>556422682also she is figuratively me
i thought you guys were saving for valentine bourbon
>>556422250you can buy another 10
>>556422250you get 20 THO
>>556422787I can take it chill over the event period once I get 81k.
>>556422693Sweepy will save us
>>556422924nuh uh Im cumming all over this bannerbeen mighty needing to
aand im 100 rolls, 0 rainbows. Hooray. Don't think ever even had this shit of luck in grub of all things.. i better not fall for the scamcha, guaranteed to get spechud
Thanks for the gibs Condy
Make a new thread I need to ritual post
>>556422924VBourbon is garbage without Seiun.
>>556422924>vibrator: ON
>>556422528dont say that...
>>556422924I'm saving my seed for mecha biwa. Even taking supplements that give me the biggest messiest loads ever.
>6 maresMares are getting too powerful
do you prefer your sleep deprived umas happy or sad
>>556422071stop saying that
>>556423068Kill yourself staygoldnigger
>>556423172mares eventmares yearmares domination
>>556423189plappy
>>556423192never
>>556423172oguri has the most strokable hair pattern
Huh you can click on the chibis for an interaction? Guess my boredom gave me something newparent farming is such a pain
LUNA!
>>556421249there's not really a rush to complete the event quickly so you can also just wait for your rp to fill and then use jellies to get what you need done on the last day
oh shit I pressed give up but I didnt realize half tp was over gomen danchou, no fans today
Are the odds in my favor?
100 free rolls --> nothing, no 3 star or SSR at all400 on mega banner --> end sky mcqueen, doto, maruzensky, jordan, summer spe, mummy, agnes digital2x pity: haru urara, eishin flash, tamamo cross or manhattan cafe?
Ok, now what?
>>556423026damn Brian looks so ugly and retarded on her winning pose
going into all uma wish me luck
>>556423748>>556423748>>556423748move
>>556423696IT'S ALL 50/50 DO ITnice
>>556423619bbut my daily shops...
>>556423721When is she not?
>>556417548In the first Carnival for the Japanese version Level 5 gives you +100% bonus on points, but the Shop and Even Mission costs and requirements were doubled. They ditched that from the second Carnival onwards and we got the same treatment (you only need 100k points instead of 200k to complete all the event missions in Global) so we don't have to grind for Level 5 Skill
>not pictured: Doto and Doberwho the FUCK do I spark, anons?
>>55642374230 rolls new uma wedding groove yay
>>556423838carnival event can activate daily shops
>>556423721Don't say that...
>>556423939either dober or digitan
>>556423939your favorite
>>556422924>Chocobo, Ardan, Kita, DiaWish me luck
>>556422924You misspelled Valentine Flash
>>556423682Send the opera o sticker in chat so I can kick you
>>556422924Listen nigger, I am saving for my wives and that is not bourbon even though she is cute.
>>556424670I have double the fans of danchou already he cant afford to kick me
>>556423607
>>556417854you have to loop it basically. as shown in the graphic. Get spark on parent that parent passes the skill to trainee who has to place top 5 in the race rinse repeat with that trainee as parent. Not really worth it it's more for weaker trainers to be able to beat it anyone else should just spam their jellies
Made it to pity, trying to figure out who to use exchange ticket on. Where's that pic of anon reviews of how good their stories are? New umasGold cityAnime teioSilence SuzukiSpecial weekAgnes digitalNarita taishinTamamo cross (free rolls on her banner)
