FUCK YOU ANDREW GRAVES!!!!! Edition# Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3545926625>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Episode 3A: Decay has been released!https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900?emclan=103582791473416093&emgid=523086940514289223>[DECEMBER] Next major episode update is still many months ahead, and development information will continue to be sparse due to spoilers. A few new images and a new cutscene have been shared.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/496087542571991439# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>556169204
Fuck Andrew? well⸻ I wasn't planning on it⸻ but if you insist
wife
>>556432592I hope Nemlei gives us more debangedrew in the future
How do you convince your sister to let you give her a facial, just once? It's not incest so it doesn't violate any laws. I think it's a nice bonding activity that would build trust. Even if she doesn't it she'll live because having your beloved brother's cum on your face isn't the end of the world.
>>556432708Nemlei WILL give us a fujobait scene
>>556432708They're part of his personality. That image exists to show he was that into the messages and what Ashley was spelling out for him and surprised by Julia talking that he jerked his head around.
>>556432989Even if she doesn't like it*
>>556432592Obligatory no homo
>>556432989A bribe may suffice.
My wife Noelle has lovely blue freckles!
>>556433604omorashi
>>556433604This implies snow sprites have blue skin pigments
>>556432996Careful what you wish for
>>556434008I am
>Open random YouTube video>Immediately plays The Show Must Be Go by Kevin MacLeodThese games are fucking inescapable
Nina sexo
>>556433645I wonder what ever happened to the nomorashii poster. I hope they're doing well
>>556433881Aw HELL naw, fuck wrong wit white people?
>>556434662Anon, that man is clearly blue
>>556433881Could Thiu be an elf?
>>556431608
>>556435483
>>556436789yeah that's me
>>556436789
>>556435483>post english ashley thing
>>556435483>ai gay>fact women cute>smile together>nemlei always woman>feel sistersThis thing is alive.
>>556435483>feel sisters end
>>556435483>Thiu stop
>>556435483uoh
>>556435483>parents need brother
>>556435483Generally speaking, it is a good idea to marry your friends.
>>556437649My mother would disagree about her first marriage. It doesn't destroy the friendship if they were actually good friends but it's sort of just wasted time.
>>556437865>it's sort of just wasted timeBut you're friends! Friends aren't a waste of time!
>>556435483>cute anon
Threadly reminder bratty sisters are for hard anal!
>>556438002It's wasted time in the sense of wasting the time you could have spent finding someone to romance instead of just being friends with benefits+
The game already gave us the Ashley Wins ending, I'd like to know what an Andrew Wins Bad End is like!
>>556439153We're going to see an Andrew "Wins" ending in cliffhanger where he really breaks the leyley out of Ashley with LU and he's left with oopsie servitude to LU and an Ashley that isn't what he idealized and doesn't fulfill his real desires.
>>556438798Based>>556439153Cute
>>556435483>thiu stop tar
>>556439153>>556439387Andrew wins is the Splat! ending. Andrew by himself lacks the will to live or do anything out of his own volition, he needs Ashley to tell him what to do and how to live. More interesting would be an Andy "wins" ending
>>556438803I hate the idea that friends can't fall in love. Romantic love is a type of platonic love!
>>556439962Then what I described is the Andy wins ending >>556439387
>>556440025But Andrew and Andy are separate entities
>>556438798What if your older sister is a moody cunt who doesn't listen to your advice but just bitches about dumb bullshit over and over? Do I get to fuck her in the ass too?
>>556440178I always found the game hypocritical, saying Ashley needed to let go of her Leyley LARP but never acknowledging that if Andrew wasn't LARPing just as hard, being called Andy instead of Andrew would have no meaning to him and thus insisting he be called Andrew just shows Andrew being just as childish as Ashley, just in a 'I'm a grown up now!' way.
>>556439962On the contrary.Leyley wins is Leyley getting what she wants, Andy, while discarding Andrew and leaving Ashley unfulfilled.Andrew wins should actually be Andrew getting Ashley, but destroying Andy and Leyley since he hates them both. But leaving himself unfulfilled because Ashley isn't Ashley without Leyley.Andy wins shouldn't exist because it's theoretically what he was trying to do before quarantine but it was already completely nonviable.And the Burial spicy vision should be an Ashley wins, where she discards Andy and keeps Andrew.Finally, all of these endings are obviously bad because the siblings will not truly be happy without accepting each others flaws and working on them instead of dividing them into a different personalities.
Julia Wins will be the real happy ending
>>556441573Julia already won in SNS (and every other route) by moving on with no consideration of getting back with him.
>>556441573You are NOT prepared for the REAL happy ending
>>556440895All the more reason to do it harder. Seems like she's in dire need of painal correction
>>556441893Neeknowers will be vindicated in the end
>>556441249>Finally, all of these endings are obviously bad because the siblings will not truly be happy without accepting each others flaws and working on them instead of dividing them into a different personalities.Exactly how I see it. Each of these is an incomplete ending where they get what they think they want but are unfulfilled.>>556441573Julia will have her head separated from her body and served to an horrified Ashley by Andrew on a silver platter during the Ashley wins ending.
>>556442858>an horrified
>>556443992Correct in some dialects
>>556443992The worst part is that it's technically correct from a vague rules-based point of view but in actual speech it's obviously wrong.
'ate hNot aichist just don't like em, simpul az
My sister owes me sex.
>>556446265Have you tried telling her this?
>>556432708Probably more in burial.
>>556432989Every morning I wake up with the erotic fantasy of giving my sister a facial or maybe just rubbing my cock on her lips
>>556439493>bullying Þiu into doing all the shitty jobs to "pay his dues"Believable Þiu L
>>556449206Marginally better than drinking poison
>>556432989Please don't try to fornicate with your sister.
>>556441893Nina will be revealed to be ???
>>>/d/11457866enjoy the 522 hours in gimp
>>556452352>gimp>522 hoursbelievable
>>556452352What does this have to do with Coffin?I'd get it if you drew Ashley pegging Andrew
>>556452352Very cute! Andrew Naegi is definitely the Ultimate Cope.
>>556452984>>556452515They reminded me of them, calm down. Have the raws and do as you wish if you want to finish it then
>>556452984gimp is a particularly annoying photoshop alternative
Hold me closer, tiny hussyCount the headlights on the highwayLay me down in sheets of linenYou've had a busy day today
>>556453315forgot file.
>>556451172Facials aren't fornication. It's not even incest.
>>556447979Based
>>556453415Imagine a dead end where Ashley is the one who physically abuses Andrew
>>556440019>>556437865People have a Westermarck even for friendships, you won't find your friends all that attractive or exciting so giving it a chance and having sex with them won't hit the highs of an actual romance. Dating friends is a great strategy if you're ugly though, it's basically your only chance to score.
>>556440019Friends fall in love all the time, that's actually how most relationships start
>>556457541This isn't 2007 anon, at this point over 50% of relationships start online. Not necessarily on a dating app, regular social media like instagram.
>>556457743Can confirm, started e-dating anons sister after grooming her on discord.
>>556457743>regular social media like instagramThis is how I know it's bullshit. No one hooks up with instagram whores, they only gather orbiters there.
>>556457743Yes, they start dating their online friends
>>556458224As a man, if you have the balls to put your face and name out there you're not average... or you're an Indian.
>>556457338>People have a Westermarck even for friendshipsThis is completely bullshit and retarded even if we assume that the Westermarck hoax actually exists, because the Westermarck effect is only meant to be apply to people you have continually been in your environment since before you were 6.
>>556458414Normal dudes upload pictures of themselves all the time. They don't get as many followers as women do but normalfags don't care about that anyway.
>>556441893>>556442448Corpsicle_1 finally colored his halo sketch and only posted it to reddit
>>556458549Maybe I'm a boomer but I can't imagine uploading pictures of myself to the internet for any reason other than compliments from women, hell I've even scrubbed my name off the internet after high school. To me the internet is the outside world. Would you wear your ID card as a badge on your jacket? If no there's no reason to make social media accounts with your real name. Facebook killed anonymity on the internet.
>>556458759Someone grab me a bow and arrows. It's time for target practice.
Ashley takes it up the ass
>>556459013I'm a zoomer and I don't like it either. Specially not after getting confirmation that psychos run the world.
>>556460273How should I tell my sister I want to do her up the ass?
>>556460798>I DO love you that much.
>>556459251
>>556457541>>556457743It's not 2007, you're right. The dating landscape has changed a lot, but in a lot of ways it really hasn't changed at all. Dating apps and things like that have basically entirely supplanted the cold approach, but both of these things are soul-rending games of chance that nobody would have ever recommended even back in the "old days" because statistically you're not going to meet the love of your life at a bar, club, or other places like that. I also think it's a *little* unrealistic to believe in the "we've known each other since elementary school and now we're married" thing, it's not uncommon, but anon is right in that there is a bit of a chilling effect for people you grew up alongside coupled with the fact that men and women both know they want to fuck pretty much the microsecond they meet, and for women especially if that spark wasn't there in the first place it's probably not going to just magically appear. It's more of a small-town thing really. The number one way of meeting somebody you want to take seriously has always been, and will probably always be by utilizing your network. Most of my friends are married and met their wives via the Real Niggas Incorporated network where a guy is dating someone, she has a sister or a friend, he or she introduces her to another friend, and they hit it off because both parties have been partially vetted by said mutual friends.
>>556461024raep
Just date your sibling.
>>556463336What if she's a hussy, or doesn't like you, or hangs out with tarskins?
>>556463461>What if she's a hussyRape her>doesn't like youRape her>Hangs out with tarskinsRape her
>>556463461Talk with her? Spend more time with her? Hug her? Make sure she knows she can always count on you.
>>556463336Not related, but does anyone have fan art where Ashley doesn’t use eyeliner?
Anon's sister had sex with a nigger
>>556464527
>>556464670Ashley you look too fucking Asian! How am I meant to get erect if we don't look related?
>>556464792Why does Andrew wear so much eyeliner? Is he gay?
>>556464670She looks cute.
>>556463336Sistercuddles are on a level no hussoid can compete with.
>>556463336I remember reading on a blog about incestous relationships about how to get it to that point and funnily enough the first thing the guy said was that it may be just impossible. I think you should have a good relationship with your sibling(s) but is there any reason you should date them specifically instead of someone else?
>>556465526>is there any reason you should date them specifically instead of someone else?What if you're best friends?
>>556464543You shouldn't say things like that anon, those are fighting words.
>>556441573Andrew + (Julia + Ashley)
>>556441893Lord unkown will regress time and prevent Nina's death?
>>556453367adobe is shooting itself in the head soon only GIMP will survive
>>556418704>It's like Andrew and Ashley already existed before the gameThey pretty much did. Sylvester and Sylvia, Lynn and Marrow, Lua and Tal, and I'd even say to some extent Eschar and Slough exhibit some of the traits and dynamics of Andrew and Ashley, some more than others, but there are recurring themes in Nemlei's games.
>>556458490>this is completely bullshitsim pau marriage studies say otherwise
>>556441573>>556441893>>556466604
>>556466878I don't speak Chinese, is that a menu item?
>>556467058It was a study of a marriage custom where a girl was sent to live with her future husband from a young age, they had a higher rate of failure than other arranged marriages
>>556461024>n_surprise_fixed[BUST].pngIf "fixed" refers to making her hair not semi-transpartent around the eye then thank you, it was pissing me off.
>>556467237Is it over for delphism?
>>556467237Nigga why are you using arranged marriages to challenge that idea that consenual romantic relationship between longtime friends are feasible?
>>556467954>not semi-transpartent around the eyeCorrect. Turns out a better set existed since 2024. https://old.reddit.com/r/CoffinofAndyandLeyley/comments/1bnhw9q
Nemlei still hasn't fixed the stray pixels in Ashley's busts btw
Ashley is like cats, very very cute and I love them, but yeah, responsible for a lot of death.
This is a terrible idea but I'd like to see art of Ashley dressed as Nagi from Ruri no Houseki.The idea of Nagi having an older brother she was secretly in love with who got her into rocks originally but works as some high paid oil and gas geologist so can only come home when he's free and just spends a weel railing her into the mattress before he has to leave seems like something that would really piss off a certain chunk of its fanbase.
>>556433604
>>556470395*spends a week railing her
>>556469072What stray pixels?
>>556465526Yeah, you're right. Unless siblings share past traumas, it’s unlikely they’d develop a romantic or sexual relationship. Platonic feelings are the closest thing to dating a brother or sister.
>>556473593Dating is platonic you faggot
>>556474430Marriage too
How much Assley can I get for two silver Sestertius?
>>556474430No, you moron. Dating by definition is not platonic. Dating implies sexual and romantic interest, even if you don’t end up hooking up with a stranger; the act of dating is still rooted in romantic intent.Platonic, by definition, is non-sexual and non-romantic. It is based on emotional intimacy, friendship, or affection without sexual attraction.
>>556475424>emotional intimacy, friendship, or affection without sexual attractionAnd I'm saying there's nothing more romantic than that. Are you genuinely trying to say you can't platonically fuck your sister?
Mark Zuckerberg is now banning Coffincels
>>556473593Even with trauma it is unlikely. I can tell from experience that the most it gave me is an incest fetish (in porn, not in real life). And honestly I wouldn't be against it that much if my sister came on me, though I would still feel shame and guilt I assume, but I have no desire for her and she has a relationship so there is that.>>556476927>Are you genuinely trying to say you can't platonically fuck your sister?Are you implying you can just become siblings with benefits with your sibling?
>>556476927Go ahead, go fuck your sister platonically. I guess ‘platonic’ has officially been redefined to mean ‘whatever I feel like.’
>>556477354>Using facebook
>>556477431>siblings with benefitsNo, I mean it can be an innocent bonding experience between siblings who are best friends.
>>556477354It was probably the piss content.
>>556477354/calg/ QOTT: "I went out of line with the piss"
>>556477946QOTT?
>>556477747I'm sorry to say, but if you think sex with your sibling is an "innocent bonding experience," you're deeply delusional.
>>556478156Quote of the thread / question of the thread
Yep. Knew it. Joel is going to make us lose Lesath and then go "UH OH! LE BOTS TOOK THE PLANET AND NOW SUDDENLY SUPPLY LINES MATTER FOR SUPER EARTH PLANETS! HERES SOME RANDOM DEBUFF TO RIG THE MO TO LOSE!"
>>556478156quantitatively ostentatious titanic tits
>>556478276How the fuck did I post this here.
>>556478235You're a hussy if you can't see the innocence in sibling incest. Why do you think it's impure?
>>556478276Ashley plays Helldivers? Since when?
>>556478461She uses arc weapons exclusively and blames you when her arc dog tk's you.
>>556478384Where did I say it's impure? All I'm saying is that in real life, you can't go to your sibling and ask them to have sex with you for a "bonding experience." Real life doesn't work like that. Do you have a brother or sister? Would you go to them right now and ask them to have sex with you, right to their face?
>>556478318I fucking love ostentatious tits and want to gulp up my sister's yummy milk, yet she sadly does not lactate. You guys seriously cannot appreciate how large a woman's breasts are until you see the hollow cups of her bra. They're called cups but hers should be called fucking buckets. I already knew she had huge boobs, but seeing her laundry truly put things into perspective. If she ever wanted to get a breast reduction, I would be liable to kidnap her the night before the operation and lock her in the trunk of my car as I drive off into the woods. I'm a pervert and I love my sister's big tits.
>>556479047There should be more art of Andrew casually holding and caressing Ashley's breasts
>>556479025>Where did I say it's impure?When you implied it can't be platonic. >you can't go to your sibling and ask them to have sex with you for a "bonding experience.Because that's rigid and obviously not cute because it screams ulterior motives/emotional distance. You need to be frolicking and rolling around on the floor hugging each other while giggling before you can platonically have sex.
>>556479047Do femanons want to breastfeed Andrew?
>>556479284I know a guy(?)
>>556479440I never said that siblings feelings can’t be platonic. My point was just discussing the difference between the definitions of dating and platonic interactions. I’m not making any claim about what siblings can or cannot feel for each other.>Because that's rigid and obviously not cute because it screams ulterior motives/emotional distance. You need to be frolicking and rolling around on the floor hugging each other while giggling before you can platonically have sex.Platonic by definition means there’s no sexual activity involved. Adding sex, even in your context, automatically makes it non platonic. You can have close, physically affectionate sibling relationships without crossing into sexual behavior.
>>556480238>You can't platonically date It's over for hopeless romantics, isn't it?
>>556480238>Adding sex, even in your context, automatically makes it non platonicSo you're telling me that a brother and sister can be super best friends and want to always be together, but the moment they inevitably get their rocks off that makes them not platonic?
>>556479025Andrew, where did your transparent background go!?
>>556480908Hold on Ashley I got it...
>>556480560You’re hung up on the word ‘platonic,’ but if a brother and sister are super close, the moment sex comes into it, all those labels platonic, non-platonic, etc, start to blur. At that point, the terms don’t really mean much, the relationship is more about the bond than any label.
>>556479670Only psychotic ex-moms want to do that, and I don't think those are frequent on 4chan.org
>>556481802Women don't feel an urge to breastfeed cute male characters? Why are foids such whores?
>>556481802>ex-momsWhat, their children died?
>>556483564They ate them in rituals
>>556483564Or their dogs. Or they just moved out.
>>556439153In which ending do I get to kill Julia? And will Ashley get to rape her corpse?
Man, am I glad to not live in some suburban shithole where going to buy something requires wasting 1.5 hours of your life and inconveniencing someone with a car.>>556396221>>556413527A bit late to the party, but, okay, I can see how that is actually annoying. But frankly, this sounds more like poor planning and communication on both of your parts than anything.Was it agreed upon beforehand that you were going to go back later and pick her up? Because if yes, then you already knew you were going to spend 3 hours driving throughout the day in total anyway. If no, then maybe she just didn't think about how is she going to return home when she was asking you to take her to the mall, or maybe she has this selfish idea in her head that you will always come to her help no matter what and was just counting on it by default. Which, sure, isn't very nice of her. But whatever the case, you should have considered what was going to happen and outlined some boundaries and communicated them to her beforehand. Like>Okay, I'll take you to the mall, but I can't afford driving back and forth twice. So I'll hang around at the mall and wait for you until X o'clock, and if you're not finished by that time then you will have to get a taxi or ask one of your friends to drive you home.or>I'll drive you to the mall, but will only be able to come back to pick you up after Y o'clock, so if you finish before that you will just have to wait around.If she already agreed to something like this but then proceeded to ignore it and still call you to ask pick her up when you weren't meant to, then yeah, you'd be justified in being frustrated with her. But if no such agreement was in place then, well, you didn't think it through yourself, so kindly be a good brother and go pick up your cute sister.
>>556467017Nina would dump his sister obsessed ass the moment he proved annoying. She's not weak like Julia, Nina would have grown to become a queen bee and put Ashley in her place.
>>556485314>She's not weak like JuliaYeah, she's even weaker. Can't even handle a little bit of dust.
>>556485518kek. You made me laugh, now back to the cuck chair, Ashley while I fuck your brother!
I wonder if bigNina is into restraint and abandonment play?
>>556485852She looks more dommy, but maybe not on Renee's level
Leyley killed Nina because she knew she would grow up to become an alpha Stacy turbohussy. It had to be done.
>>556486250Exactly. Luckily Ashley got her before she assumed her true form.Also Ashley looks good in everything, how does Nem do it?
>>556431608Would it be weird if I gift something to my sister in Valentine's day
>>556434374I don't remember if I first heard it in some YouTube video but March of the Spoons has been of my favorite tracks for a long time, I was a bit taken aback when I heard it in JIAC
>>556487593I'd sat it's a "It's only weird if you make it weird" situation. Go for it.
>>556487593Yes.Unless it's something ironic to cheer her up fpr not having a boyfriend
>>556487920*I'd say
>>556487920you sat on your sister for valentines? How do you make that not weird?
>>556488524Please understand, there was 5 of us in a small car half of which was filled with bags and boxes. Someone had to sit on someone's lap. I told them we should have rented a van, but nooooo.
>>556487593Not really it's pretty common
>>556489183You felt it didn't you, all that bouncing around and you felt your sister's arousal radiating at you.
>>556487593Does your sister have a boyfriend or something? If not, then go ahead—just don’t make it weird. I also wanted to give something to my older sister. I thought about giving her a cake, but she has a fiance, so I gave up on the idea.
>>556484965>Was it agreed upon beforehand that you were going to go back later and pick her up?The way it played out was that she planned on going to the mall without ever telling me. Then, she asked me to take her because she didn't want to drive. It was a bit snowy, so I obliged. However, 5 minutes into the drive, she said it wasn't the local mall 15 minutes away, it was the mall 45 minutes away. You know how it played out after that. I had assumed she'd be with her friends for several hours and one of them would drive her back. Though I probably wouldn't have minded picking her up if she hadn't asked the moment I got back home.
>>556489819Just give her something, goddamn!
>>556490976>However, 5 minutes into the drive, she said it wasn't the local mall 15 minutes away, it was the mall 45 minutes away.That was the moment where the question of how was she going to get back home should have occurred to you and voiced to her.
>>556491538I'm gonna be honest, that moment made me so mad I didn't say anything for the rest of the drive because I WOULD have started yelling at her
>>556491174I’m not visiting her while her faggot fiance is around.
>>556491826There you go anon. Lack of communication.To be fair, I'll give you that it was kinda shitty of her to not reveal that she needs to go to the farther mall until the journey had already began (if that was an intentional deception on her part). But if neither of you brought up and explicitly discussed how was she going to return home or how long was she going to be there, you can't be surprised that she called you at a random and asked to go back for her.
Does that anon with the prostitute sister still post ITT? I need to fuck an armpit right now
>>556492753Why do people have to communicate? Why didn't God make it so everyone could just understand each other without having to talk about it? Communicating is hard and I hate doing it
>>556493101If only we could all turn into tang where the boundaries of our souls were erased and we were all one...
>>556492459She is still your sister. Don't let that manhussy make you avoid her. Come see your sister and give a better present than that faggot ever could.
Do any sisterfags here actually hang out or do anything interesting with their sisters? You know, going to the cinema, playing board games, or just ordering a pizza and watching a movie together? All the anon stories are about arguing over dishes, investigating stolen sodas or failed money transfers, or generally having little to no shared interests.
>>556493428I'm not convinced that SEELE were really wrong
>>556493952The only shared interest we have is a high libido
>>556493952My sister an I meet up to walk our dogs together like once a week then just chat...life is exciting.
>>556494220So do you do anything interesting with it?
>>556493952We take walks, though we haven't done it in about a month because 90% of the last few weeks it's either raining, looking like it's about to, or just very fucking cold.Obviously not going to post ITT about such mundane habits. I suspect other anons who do get along well also don't have much interesting tidbits to share, so that unfortunately leaves the fuck-ups with the spotlight that gives a warped impression of the state of /calg/ siblinghood.
>>556493548Nah, on second thought, it would be weird to give her something on Valentine’s Day. I don’t even know what I was thinking. And to be honest, I don’t feel anything for her. This is her second fiance, but they’ve been together for two and a half years, and she’s also had a few boyfriends in the past. I’m not tearing my veins over a lost cause.
>>556493952Yes, we're both philosophers at heart so we enjoy tea talks. We sit around and consider the world. Pretty boring I know
>>556495431>I don’t even know what I was thinking. And to be honest, I don’t feel anything for her.Then either the spirit of /calg/ took over you or you are unconsciously jealous and aren't aware of that. I know I am and it only took a few years and some alcohol for me to realize it.
>>556494220>The only shared interest we have is a high libidoShould be fun to get together and masturbate side by side, share your favorite porn videos with each other
>>556494676Fuck. I don’t mean to be corny but fucking her feels better than other girls. Growing up I messed around with a few girls but relationships never lasted and sex felt like a fleeting moment. With her at least I don't have to fish for flings and the sex feels satisfactory enough
>>556452515>GimpFuck i hate this piece of shit software so much Its sonneedlesly overcomplicated and unintuitive The simplest of things are a nightmare do to accomplish I once did a spech bubble edit and it took me a whole 2h
>>556496169My older sister is almost seven years older than me. Ever since I can remember, she always brought "friends" to our house, and I was never jealous; I didn't think much of it. When she moved out to live on her own, my contact with her broke down a bit. After I played this game, I started thinking a lot about her. Sometimes I wish I had a younger sister.
>>556497420Which version of gimp are you using?I find it easier to swap files between GIMP and Inkscape.There are some plugins and scripts that can make life easier.
Do you guys think the graves siblings invest in anything Im sure Andrew is smart enough to realise that if he doesn't invest his money it will just lose its purchasing power through Inflation over time but at thr same time he worries to much about what stock to pick and gets to anxious to invest long termAshley would just yolo her lofesavings into something stupid like the Coffin equivalent of Bitcoin and end up a millionaire by complete accident
>>556497284Great for you anon, I'm so glad someone could find love with his sister-wife!
>>556497284Do you live together?
>>556496139Doesn't sound boring to me. That sounds like a great time.
>>556501031admit it anon, doesn't compare with pumping sticky seed deep inside your sister's holes >>556497284. don't lie to anon
>>556439153Andrew wins is gonna be a reverse of Shots and Such. He will surely rape Ashley this time>>556497284So jealous, is she more into anal or vaginal? And which hole feels better?t. virgin and sisterless
>>556501528I'm a romantic at heart. I'm more interested in siblings connecting emotionally and spending quality time together.
I want to fuck her like a wild animal
>>556506718Do you want to get every STD known to humanity?
Smoking crack with Julia behind the local Arby's
>>556506085AI messed up the left leg
>plays tcoaal for the first time>literally went through to chapter 1 to 3 in 2 days>was almost in the end of chapter 3>decides to save it and close the game>swipes so fast i've accidentally clicked in new game>desperately tried to save game in the beggining of chapter 1 like a retard>the other files set you to chapters besides 3 with the only file with the end of chapter 3 being the third one>mfw I wasted all my days on this game just to get in the beginningand this is how i break my keyboard out of rage
>>556509173So what do you think of the story?
>>556509791pretty cool, i guess.except for the part where julia somehow wishes death to andrew just for not being there help her from ashley
>>556509173Why didn’t you just load the auto save file?
would you guys play tcoaal on a crt?https://x.com/Leefromsneed/status/2019628703572242843
>>556510382never used that before nor i even know how it works eitherplus i just uninstalled the game right after i did this mistake, so i don't plan to do what you said anyway
>>556510501I would play it on a ship's radar screen.
>>556493952We work out together, sometimes we'll cook dinner together, we watch movies or shows together almost every single day, and we play vidya together. To say nothing about the occasional siblingdate.
>>556510659Did you get all the endings?
>>556510659Don't be such a drama queen. You need to replay the game multiple times to get the different routes anyway.
>>556508901I can't help but imagine crackhead Julia as Jane from Breaking Bad.
>>556483648No island-goers allowed. No wall-touchers, either.
>>556511128I only got the leyley ending and the julia hangout ending>>556511168>You need to replay the game multiple times to get the different routes anyway.like this would help me to relieve my stress. also just what I said, I've already uninstalled the game by ragequit, so I wont go back doing what you said anyway
>>556510501Oh hey. Yeah, decided to boot it up actually
I will say. Between a CRT and a 4k OLED. Crt is only good for retro titles in most cases. I exclusive use it for such. Also, I use it for media that's in 5:4. Most of the old anime and old TV shows I watch are in 5:4 so it's excellent for that. 4K is better for Blu-ray or widescreen
>>556487593If she's single, go for it. If she asks what the fuck you meant by it you can always play it off by saying you felt bad for her not getting anything.
>>556493101If everyone could just understand each other's thoughts we would have all murdered each other long ago.
>>556487593>>556515903Like most situations in life, it's only weird if you make it weird.>I got you something for valentines>Option 1: aw, thanks, love you>Option 2: thanks, but why>Option 1a: love you too>Option 2a: I was angling for a blowjob
>>556511064>To say nothing about the occasional siblingdate
>>556511035Luckily, those are mostly flat-panel displays nowadays. Turns out that when a technology>takes up a lot of space>breaks often>interferes with nearby electronics>causes its operator to go blind>drives anyone without hearing loss insanethen it gets replaced.
>>556516462We just go places together. Sometimes slop shacks, hiking, the zoo, things like that. It's nothing interesting.
>>556517160>then it gets replaced.eventually
>>556497814Well my sister and I are twins. She didn't have a boyfriend until I was away for university and honestly I couldn't tell how I felt at the time but after years I can tell it's plain jealousy. Because of our parents we practically raised each other so she means more to me than just a sister so her being together with someone else makes me feel... cucked? It's always been hard for me to put my feelings into words so I'm not sure that's the correct word here but it's definitely a form of jealousy. Anyways, it wasn't until her 5th and current boyfriend, and me drinking a bit more than usual that I realised this. Maybe never having had a girlfriend myself fuels this too. Who knows, maybe finally getting laid will solve my problems, or maybe it won't make me feel anything different and I will realize the problem is worse than I thought. At the end of the day, she is a person and has her own life. I should be ok with that.
Word on the street is that sisters are cats
>>556521797That's crazy, you're crazy.
>>556497814Can relate, have 2 sisters that are 6 and 8 years older than me respectively, never really had a connection with them like anons here have with their similarly aged or younger siblings
https://x.com/i/status/2019769638091890871
>>556527257qtpa2t
It's my sister's birthday todayI hate setting up for parties. So much hassleBut for her, I do it
>>556528409For my imouto's birthday I always take her somewhere fancy. She hates getting dressed up, she hates public venues and dining out at restaurants, but she always ends up having a good time regardless of which.
My sister really wants to have sex with me, but she has a rare genetic disorder that makes her a large black man. How do I let her down gently without making it seem like it's about her disorder? She's got a great personality, but I'm having trouble getting past the whole giant black guy thing. And no, I'm not a racist. I wouldn't be interested if she was a large white or asian guy either.
>>556518879>he didn't get together with his twinThat's tragic ngl
>>556510501PEAKCoffin really gives off these early 2000s vibe and a crt fits perfefctly to it
>>556529287I don't want to go anywhere. I don't want to do anything. I'll buy her a cake or whatever, I just hate having to have people over. I just want to lay in bed and sleep forever
>>556534696making your sister happy is all that matters.
>>556536438>t. male bpd
>>556537009that doesn't even make sense
>>556487593Not at all, people buy their sister chocolate on Feb 14 all the time
>>556518879How I wish I had been born with a cute twin sister who was as autistic as me.
>>556497420Install Photogimp
>>556463336You know what, fuck it. I'm taking you to therapy.
>>556510501My mod!!!!!
>>556487743That song is great, too. It's the perfect track for snooping around in a game. I've always had a soft spot for Radio Martini, so much so that it's in my regular music playlist. Kevin is a gift.
>>556510659>>556513856Zoomers when the game has replay value instead of being a one-and-done checklist item on their ADHD backlog
>>556518879You need to get drunk with her and hug her and confess all this to her and cry into her shoulder. She will understand that you are her one true love
>>556540591>confessnever do this
>>556540591>shoot your shot with your sister>but make sure to have negative rizz first!Silence, glownigger.
>>556540997>negative rizzOk Andrew Tate
>>556541920>andrew tate out of nowhereWhat he said is literally just basic shit every man used to know, not something pulled from some faggot grifter podcaster.
>>556542248>You're not allowed to euphorically cry in front of your sister
>>556542456Not if you want to fuck her you retard.
>>556518879Reading this I realized maybe things aren't that bad for me. My sister and I are pretty close in age so people did mistake us for twins sometimes, I have an unhealthy obsession with her to the point I've sabotaged every shot at a normal relationship I've had bc no girl is quite like her, but at least I'm not exactly sure if she's got a boyfriend, or worse, many. The uncertainty is both a blessing and a curse. I hate her friends and social media (including 4chan) like you wouldn't believe for brainwashing us into completely incompatible worldviews tho, before that we were pretty close and at least had one common interest we could talk all day about (TV)
>>556542508Who said anything about using your sister as a whore? Anon has a big heart with big love and he's gotta pour it out honestly.
>>556542456>-ick
>>556542743Yeah, typically you have sex with your "one true love."
>>556542865That's a long-term incidentality that's completely besides the point! This is about connection.
>>556543024>This is about connection.Yeah and if cry like a hysterical faggot and confess your love to any woman the only thing you're connecting is your dick to your hand.
>>556542749>not comforting your man when he's at his lowestThat girl ain't right.
>>556543138>hysterical faggotIt's not hysterical, and one's sister is also (presumably) not a hussy. If a woman is not a whore she will unsurprisingly appreciate emotional honesty
>>556543287That girl is just returning the favor.
>>556539995'Mmm'What are you saying Hag? I can't hear you.
>>556543385Your lack of experience with women isn't a problem by itself, but you have no right to advise anyone on how to interact with a woman if you believe this without irony.
>>556543385If you want a girl to be part of your life you have to be attractive. To get your sister to be part of your life like that in spite of everything else saying not to, you have to be VERY attractive. Imagine inviting a girl into your life, and signalling her role in it will be to be a sex toy who mothers you when you get sad. Who would risk social death for that?
>>556544261Me.
>>556543884>Your lack of experience with womenAnon, your entire philosophy is about increasing the likelihood of successfully having sex with the common whore. I admit that if your intentions are to seduce the common whore, then your fronts of stoicism would be productive. However, that is completely irrelevant to Anon's case, where he has a complicated emotional background with his sister, somebody whom he is already able to confide in and with whom no pump-and-dump arrangements are on the table. The point isn't about statistical dating strategy bullshit but to not lie to himself and her, because clearly it's not doing him any good to keep it locked up.
>>556524287Anons who have little sisters here can at least pretend to play the role of a “protective big brother.”But if you have an older sister? HAHAHA! It’s OVER She will always see you 'just' as a little brother and nothing more.When you were a little shit, she was already railing other guys.Having an uncaring older sister is a punishment from God, or mXWybe the Gnostics were right and He’s Satan.Sorry for the late reply, I’m kinda drunk.
>>556544261The problem isn't getting sad, hell I've been sad, I've even broken down into a heaping mess once in front of my sister whom I do not have sex with because that is bad. The point is that a crying, drunken, outright pathetic confession of your undying love is probably the fastest way to dry out a pair of panties outside of an industrial blast furnace. You can cry in front of a woman, to a degree, but love confessions are bad in and of themselves, never mind when you make an insanely pathetic display out of it.>>556544504I didn't think it was possible to miss the point this hard, but I shouldn't be surprised by somebody who thinks the most basic knowledge of how to treat a woman can only be sourced from idiot podcasters.
>>556545002>miss the point this hardWhat is the point then?? I'm telling Anon that there are things that need to be said, regardless of outcome; you are trying to engineer a specific outcome, which is a mindset I disagree with.
>>556545139>you are trying to engineer a specific outcomeI'm not, I'm saying that taking your advice is specifically blocking off a potential outcome. Confessions are dumb, full-stop. What the fuck is she going to do with that information? That's literally just dumping your emotional burden onto her, and then she will never be able to spend time with him without thinking there's some ulterior motive.
>>556545523You're saying that Anon should never confide in his greatest confidant that she is his best friend forever and he gets jealous of people who risk taking her away from him?
>>556546000No, anon, that's not what I'm saying, you know that's not what I'm saying and are now being purposefully obtuse. Anon sees her sexually, or maybe not, he's not sure, but seems to have settled on the fact that he's probably just lonely in an overarching sense and is projecting that onto his sister. If he were going to confide in her, he would say something about him missing her and/or not wanting her to drift away, not confessing his undying love for her while crying into her shoulder in a spectacularly pathetic display of drunken emotional instability or placing the emotional burden of his unresolved feelings onto her.
>>556546458>not confessing his undying love for herThat isn't what he said, though. I didn't tell Anon to confess to anything he hasn't told us.>burden unresolved XYZAny friend that's unwilling to help you through a crisis is no friend at all.
>>556546458Also, happycrying isn't "spectacularly pathetic".
>>556546826>>556546975It's amazing how you managed to just tapdance around the crux of the issue like that. Almost impressive, very sprite-like. Anon has unresolved feelings, he should not drunkenly confess his feelings to his sister and cry into her shoulder if he has any romantic intentions, and even if he doesn't have romantic intentions. Period. Your suggestion is stupid, the premise that being against this is some nefarious redpill ideology and hussy engineering is absurd, and your willingness to shift around context at-will is disgusting and disingenuous. The argument is over, and I feel like an idiot for carrying on this long when you brought up Andrew Tate out of nowhere, which has historically never been done in this thread by somebody with even a scrap of good faith in their intent.
>>556547376>and even if he doesn't have romantic intentionsWhy not?
Is calg trying to ruin someone's life again?
>>556548056Frankly, anyone who follows advice that amounts to an open love confession to one's sister deserves what's coming to them. They'd fuck their life up one way or another anyway.
>>556540393That has nothing to do with being a zoomer. He is stupid and stupidity transcends generations.
>>556548056It's not fucking up someone's life... it's do or day saving it!
>>556549196The phrase is "do or die," Ashley.
Surgeonstein had aura.
>>556549421Still does
>>556549339I don't care. I just got done shoveling it was an actual dyslexia slip
>>556549481I bought his quarter-zip
>>556549421Suregonstein will get away with it btw. Andrew shot down the revenge arc.
>>556549554Shoveling snow sucks. Good on you for getting it done. Your slight spelling error is forgiven... for now.
>>556490976>>556491826Anon, your sister is a little shit who frustrates you, but at the end of the day she is your wife. You know that, right?
>>556534696same
>>556487593It's extremely weird. Don't listen to brain-rotted fetishists who are out of touch with the real world, especially when it concerns your family.
>>556551903There is nothing wrong with buying chocolate for your friends on Valentine's Day. Why do people think real life is like American high school flicks?
>>556552018Nobody buys valentines day gifts for their sister. It's weird and any girl would be creeped out by it. Pull your head out of your ass and quit pretending real life is your fetish material.
>>556552273sisterless opinion
>>556542456No, you're not. I've heard girls, including my own sister say that their brothers showing any kind of weakness in front of them is disgusting. Sisters want their brothers to be strong.
>>556552452Pornbrained opinion
>gifting something to your family members on Valentine's Day is le badDo amerimutts just hate their family?
>>556553236Yep.
>>556552273>Valentine's Day is a fetishReal life is not American high school movies. Repeat after me: real life is not American high school movies.
>>556553236Unless you live in Asia or Brazil Valentines Day is an explicitly romantic event. Also Finland where it's just "Friends Day".
>>556553236I'm American and don't get it either. My parents and I exchange chocolate and maybe a small gift. Only you can know if your own sister would think it's weird, but I don't think it's inconceivable or inappropriate to give your sibling a gift.
>>556553923Real life is not your incest fetish material. You don't even have a sister but if you did she'd find it creepy if you gave her Valentines Day gifts.
>>556553991Anglicans and Lutherans observe Saint Valentine's feast you heathen.
>>556554074Even at my elementary school my teachers organized chocolate exchanges between the kids. I don’t get this aversion to affection displays towards family and friends.
>>556552732Women don't typically talk about the ideal erotic masculinity of their brothers. And if your sister does, yo should have sex with her.
>>556554524>Women don't typically talk about the ideal erotic masculinity of their brothersListen to the brotherlust in her voice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQmUxU11kqQ&t=42s
>>556555443George Clooney. George Clooney. George Clooney. My brother, George Clooney.
>>556555443>all those "my dad"s
>>556557604You think it would've fixed Douglas's mental health if he came home one night and pulled Ashley's shorts off and fucked her?
>>556557656NO
>>556557656His mental and physical health would never recover.
>>556558030>physical healthHow?
>parent-offspring incestEwww gross!
>>556558324Andrew and Renee will him when they hear about it.
>>556558402>offspringReptilian-kun, the word us humans use is "child"
