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baked
>>556467885tachyon would do this
ace on my face
Good bake.
>Nearly DST Riko's hounds in the finalsThe eclipse title... nowhere.
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Aidan 六四天安門事件 The Flatlinen Square protests of 2025 天安門大屠殺 The Flatlinen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Mambo Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Lea+p Forward 文化大革命 The Invite Sabotage 人權 B-Club Plan 民運 Danchocratization 自由 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Almondlove Inside Job 台灣 臺灣 Daiwa Formosa 達賴喇嘛 Dirt Shoe Lama 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Aedelred Region
>>556467881Bwo the free rolls on NTR and using crystals on Ayabe guts?
>>556468151No Satono Island?
>>556467885This is what happens when uma get exposed to western coomers
>>556468171bwo everyone is running 2 Speed 2 Wit. Ayabe Guts is the poorfag cope deck.
I haven’t gotten a single hot springs ticket after getting 4 in a row at the start of the event… and I’ve been grinding Ryan nonstop for like 20 parent runs.
>>556468214Digitan is a cute
>>556468171What if my Ayabe guts is the only guts that gives bonus to not guts? Should I still bother with her? I feel like theres something wrong with this meme guts after experiencing meme guts on a regular run.
>he wasted money on the scam banner
>>556468171Is it 100 free rolls again like on Bricko
maruzensky sexy naked fucking crotch umanko legs spread open mouth whore tongue grope sniff
>>556468380All uma banner was prettygud nabbed me 5 SSR (1 dupe) and pitied Suzuka. Its great for f2p who barely pulled not paypigs
>>556468440You gotta work on your slop prompts
>>556468380All money spent on this game is wasted money
Mambo has one spot for (YOU) open. We are a chill club, despite being everyone favorite club to shitpost about. The rules are simple and will be enforced. Post your ID, if you want to join.
>>556468380but enough about fuku ssr
fuzzy umanko is the best
>>556468380>>556468667It was funny seeing anons posting their 400-600 pulls on Fuku banner
Rice eating rice
hebe tosho
>>556468823I love Rice
>>556468789It will be funny raping you in MANT CMs nigger
>2 weeks to BourbonNeed to hold my load..
You guys should roll for Throne too if you want to stay ahead in MANT
>Want to run a new uma I got from all banner>Can't skip through her career>No enough time to sit through it uninterrupted>>556469009Same, kita afterwards.Will grab the frontrunner I missed out on by the time the voucher drops.
>>556468380I don't regret it at all.I'm still pissed about that 400 on Fuku for only 3LB though
Dacchis has one free slot open for any ojisans looking for a club.A+ club, quota is at 25 mil. Chill and friendly anons in chat.Just drop your id here for an invite or apply ingame. Have /uma/ in your profile.The one with that whore Curren is the correct one.
i got 1lb fuku solely from the free pullsinstincts are telling me to drop everything and mlb her now
>>556469176>those pullsHELL YEAH!! I pulled OG Gold City and Curren Chan!
>>556469182>>556469169Save this guy from Mambo
>>556468642789911501665
Digitan LOVE
>>556469115split it over a few days skipping daily kino is better than carrots
>>556469221Do it
wait you're telling me I have to run a career with an ace that won the carnival as a parent to get that last reward? The fuck is this shit
>>556469221Go on the moomoo stream and pull
>>556469329bwo your makween
agnes hebegital
>>556467936Eat the ears first!
>>556469250You're gonna be like that, huh?
>>556469329no, you really dont have to. just spam jellies
>>556469526Fat Fuck
>>556469329If you are semen retaining rank 6 of TT, just use those uma. That skill is to help casual players who cant properly make 1200 speed umas
>>556469557
irl curren should breed with irl falco to end the umawar
>>556469639Fine by me
>>556469643>paintful
Join Autis/uma/. We’re also A+ and very cool.
I don't get the racing carnival thing Does the shard rewards reset? Do I need to to a billion races against el/Seiun/grass/king/spe every single day?
>>556469736dumb falcon said that unironically LOL
>>556469732I want to pull an all-nigher with my bro to gather data, overanalyze numbers and fuck her silly.
>>556469814No, yes you need to be a supreme racist to get those rewards
>retard that fell for the scamcha awardIs she good for anything?
i think TRANScends hair looks stupid
>>556469814Just use 50 and collect the essentials you dont need to buyout everything.
>>556468642
>>556469753Don't join these jerks.They repost stolen images.If this is how they act in public, imagine what assholes they are in private.
>>556469916no
>>556469916Yes, she’s pretty good, it’s just that she’s Gold City
>>556469814No, you have 8 days to get 10 seiun/halo/condo/grass/spe shards instead of 8-9 days to get 80 of them.It's a Japanese free to play mobile game not a chinese one, they aren't going to give you infinite gibs (if it's a chinese game they account for nothing btw) after you spend 16 hours a day playing their video game for an entire week.
>>556469916i'll trade you a suzuka dupe for one
>>556469115The fact that Uma Musume, a vertical game literally designed for phones, requires like an hour to do all your dailies (unless you throw a run early without even attempting a parent), while Honkai Star Rail, a story-focused traditional RPG barely playable on phones, has dailies that can be done in less than 10 minutes, baffles me.
>>556469947>imagining what we’re like in privateI’ll have to decline your propositioning, though I am flattered.
>>556469941What the hell is that club you were in before
>>556469916she's good for anal
>>556469916i don't like the lipstick
>AlmondLove still have open slots>Dacchis, Mambo, Autis/uma/ all have open slotAre we actually dying. Are we going to recruit from discord soon?
>>556469916She’s good for handjobs in the back alleys of Chinatown
>>556469820dont say that...
>>556470103>Dailies take too long unless you rush through themIt do be like that, mister trainer
The Spechan career meta is to immediately give up if she jobs in hopeless stakes and satsukisho
>>556467701The new hottest speed sr's are chinpo windy and el condor pasa anyway
Makweeeeen Majeeeero
>>556470391we had ~20 homeless and autismuma took all of them so now we dont have enough homeless
>open slotsCheck your DMs danchodes ;)
>>556470526I’d like to think my daily parent run is working towards something greater in the long run, and isn’t pure filler for gems and nothing else
>>556469916her short unique animation is really cool
>>556470391AlmondLove is at 30/30, idk what you're talking about
>>556469941Denied.
>>556469941Join Autis/uma/ instead
>>556470103a horse trainer is a 24/7 commitment toreina get back to work mr squidward
>>556470904>I’d like to think my daily parent run is working towards something greater in the long run, and isn’t pure filler for gems and nothing elseCan you say the same for the dailies in "Honkai Star Rail™, a story-focused traditional RPG barely playable on phones" which take 10 minutes?
>>556469643>21 yo dirt horse + 19 yo sprint mareI don't think it would be a good combination, but at least there wouldn't be any inbreeding
>>556470904I would cope with that but I'm gluing them so I can't really use it as a cope. Parent farming is the reason that tempts me the most to rely on Sweepy and only thing preventing me from using it is I love my account
>>556470986Denied?
I'm pulling scamcha when the anniversary discount carats comes out, ain't no way I'm rawdogging the carat price
am I stupid or is Anshinzawa actually good
>>556471347Yeah, that was one cringe discord club back in nov.
>>556471431Are you asking that AFTER highrolling?
>>556471431
>>556471431For sprint, yes.
>>556471431>the fucking moment I ask this
good disposable ningen hole
>>556471431It wouldnt be that bad of a card if the skills it gave were actually good desu
>>556470324I just looked for a rando club on discord desu
>>556471740Mambros dont like discord. Sorry
>>556471431Does her unique even boost the acupuncturist event spawn chance, the one with charming max energy etc
Odds I roll then use my remaining borrowsEven No roll then go back to eep
>>556471740We’ll take you.
>>556469441you monsterI could NEVER
Eden has one free slot open for any botters looking for a club.SS club, quota is don't be last. Dead and empty chat with zero tolerance for message posters.Drop your application in the channel with CV and cover letter attached, if you are selected you will be invited to join a group call and take part in an 3 hour virtual orienteering session, from there you will attend an in person group interview with other candidates.Successful candidates may be notified typically within six to nine weeks, you will NOT be notified if you were unsuccessful, from there you will spend 60 days helping the team out as an intern climbing the ranks in our smaller clubs, this is an unpaid position but will provide you invaluable experience which will remain with you well into the future.The top earner after 60 days will move on to an one-on-one interview with the danchou's bot.
>>556472027Get to grinding chop chop
>>556472027You should rest
First McQueen run.Survived the steaks.>>556472080Not as bad as applying for a real job, all things considered
>>556472027>Favorite Star>>556472094Sir yes sir >>556472156The odds wills it
>>556472080Falco stop trying to falseflag as a curren poster
>>556472271
i do really have to make a witmaxxed mile horse with all the gold skills to grind out this event
Falco should sit on my face
>>556471041ok
>>556472386If you want to do it optimally without wasting all your jellies, yeah
I forgot what I was going to post...
>>556472492Steamy umas
>>556472386Should be easy with Daiwa on both mile and med
>>556472386gwo??? that is just taiki
falcobros... it's not fair...
>>556467885finally a good OP
>>5564723861 win = 1 RP is ~1Kyou need 100k and have 9 daysjust blow like 30 jellies and you can comfortably end the event without even bothering to run career
>>556469679Digitan would do this
chiyo kick
i love my glumadacchis
>>556473056mios dio
Using 50 jellies was probably a dumb idea. But the event is over and I got the best gibs. Should we have 19 or 20 rainbow crystal shards at this point? Did I miss any? Fuckin' hope not........
Sex with Verxina
>>556473323You should've gotten to 21 if you cleared the event
>>556473323If you cleared the store and all mission, you should have 20
>>556473323no gaslight, we should have 19 now and wont be getting 20 until the valentines event in just under 2 weeks
>>556473323buddy oh my god...how did you brick yourself this early?
How many of /uma/ didnt get gaslighted by this banner? Remember when anons claim Kitasan is a must pulled due to having high specialty priority but with Fuku lol anons are proud at bricking themselves over this.
>>556473618the greyed out exchange button really ruins the gaslight
>>556473618oops hold on the exchange button is bugged on something lol
>>556473248my pov
>>556472813go to bed, curren
>>556473323you should have 22 by now
Nooooo don't send me to Epsatono Island!
>>556473808Tazuna doesn't look particularly happy with you, anon
you guys are ASSHOLES at 0600, fuck you guys!
It's not nice lying to your fellow anons, you know.
>>556474000Umamusume with money and power are really scary
>>556473761yeah...this my favorite gaslight to do and the second I clicked post I realized I fucked it by forgetting to erase the exchange button.
Finally got around to finishing itCall it
>>556474660congrats on rice shower
>>556474660Summer Spe
>>556474660If you already have Rudolf then it's a Rudolf dupeotherwise it's Suzuka
>>556474660Spe-wife
>>556474660spechud curse!!
>>556474660SPE
>>556474660Teio
>>556474660tokai teio :DDDDDD
>>556474660Taiki wife
>>556474660raisu shoah
>finally get a good run with sprint and turf sparks fast learner practice perfect etc>get fucked over 4 times in a row in a race that I previously won easily with far, far worse stats than the one in this god run I think after this CM I'm gonna take a couple weeks offIt gets too much after a certain point
>mile Afuck it I'm using it anyway >600 staminaall decent parents have stamina for some reason, at least I can cope with 601 threshold I guess..
>>556474660dupe, rip
>>556475159PRETTY DERBY!!!
>>556475159speGODS are too powerful...
>>556475159
>>556474587is there a list of events that gave rainbow shards? im at 17 and wondering where the fuck im missing 2 since i play daily
>>556475371Fuji Kiseki's event
>>556475159Face of the franchise
>>556475159bro I'm never posting my pulls here you guys just meme spechud into existence every time
>>556475159AGEMASEN
>>556475159>>556475463SPE-CHAN!
>>556475425i got to the cane rewards in that event tho
*gets on knees and cryes*dont say that....
>>556475654Give her a few months and she'll realize I scored a critical hit
>>556475654Early to Bed, Early to Shoot?
>>556475371Legend races i swear people forget to login and do the missions since it starts +7 hrs after reset especially for people who login once a day on reset, they're 100% bricked
>>556472548hat on your head...
ryan
>have 550 wit by late Feb>I want to break something right now.
>>556475846
>>556472548>>556476391>marked
How is Barmitzwa Oguri looking for the dirt CM bros
>>556475975the rainbow shard still drops at 21 races and its 27 total races
would you really go out with someone called MISTER COCK AND BALLS?
>>556476424ryan!
>>556475159man i wish i had EL PROTAGONISTA instead of VILLAIN dupe
>>556476473Excellent
>>556476473I've heard some anons say she's great for it
>>556476473GoodA little worse than standard Oguri
>>556476585You have to factor flatliner anons who shows up every few days and didnt notice theres missions on legend races outside of the daily races.
How hard would you be if you were Nase here?
>>556476705>A little worse than standard OguriReally? Why?
>>556476727those people deserve losing out, im just wondering myself why im at 17 rainbow shards but everyone keeps saying they're at 19
>>556474267Kingu
>no more free pulls
>>556476837Doesn’t have access to most of her consistency piecesYour best procs are Breather on Late or praying on U=Ma on PaceStill very strong, but can’t compete against the consistent power of Pulse
>>556476749I'd be shifting my legs a bit hoping she doesn't notice >>556476880I haven't missed a single shard and I'm also at 17, with the carnival I'll be at 19 and after 7 days of legend races I'll be at 20>inb4 some nigger butts in with "b-but you missed"no I didn't
>>556476749I guess i wouldn't be very hard since i have a pussy and pair of tits now...
>>556467885hoooly shit more
>>556467885impregnate mares
>>556477096fuck then im missing one cos i'm just missing the one shard from the total points and i bought the one from the store already
>>556476623>do not repost!WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Every time I hear Nature all I think is "what a troublesome woman"I'm glad to be one of the few who didn't get caught in the blast radius when she collectively gosling'd this entire general.
But what if I play late OG Pasa for dirt CM..
>repostsHaha what are you going to do about it? Rape me?
>>556477475I want to steal her ear socks and make her have a bad day, then put them somewhere obvious and make her feel stupid when she sees them
>>556477475meeeoooow meeeow meeeeeeow
>>556477427artists need to get a real job or whore themselves out
>>556476424nice drawing bud, you draw porn?
what ARE the ear socks even for?
stinko
>>556477729Ears are sensitive and an erogenous zone
>>556469916she's pretty good, except her potential skills, OG was a little better
>>556477786there is no way I'm marrying Win-Win
>>556477786What the fuck Windy this is a violation of professional boundaries
El...
>>556477729A condom for torena's voice, it helps them keep their heat in check.
>>556477729they keep flies out and sometimes also work as ear plugs so they don't get scared by the crowd noise
>>556477815>Ears are sensitive and an erogenous zone
>>556477958>they keep flies outMaybe for Tama who only bathes once a week to save water.
Just got a bingo in 9 spins.
i am very happy with my haul from this banner.
>>556478062euros also bath once per week
>>556478090Pretty good
>someone in my club has /v/ instead of /vg/ in their commentDANCHOOOOOOOOOOU
It’s actually optimal to lose to Riko on Akebono
>>556478090nyooooo you cant say that it's a SCAM a SCAM!!!
>>556478090how many pulls?
That's me and ulala btw
>>556478716
>>556476749I want to play goo goo babies with super freak
>>556478716>12 days 9 hours
>>556478443200, since my intention was to spark tamamo and get as many new trainees as possible which is why i held off of her own banner.if I pulled 200 times and didn't get anyone besides the spark i would have been very upset and could have just pulled her a week earlier.I also pulled 5 more 3*s but those were all dupes. and the biwa was from the paid banner to be fair.so 8 in 200 pulls? slightly above average.almost averages out the abyssmal luck i had on the xmas oguri banner.Are we gonna have these kind of banners more in the future or is that a one time thing?
>activates skills and gold skills>goes backwards instead of forwardI'm done with this sprint CM not even high wit can save me from the pace down
>cygaymes will tell you this is your "horse daughter"
>>556478935Sorry pace chaser the frontrunner sets the pace not you!
>>556476880Because it is what it is 19 is the current limit after clearing out the carnivalPeople not making it to 900k+ event points and legend races are the only 2 reasons I can think of the main culprit of why people missed out some shards. Oh and also the anons who skipped the Tama banner for 100 pulls on the Fuku cards should have missed 1 as well
>>556478984it makes sense if you're an ojisan toreina
>>556479000are you really not rolling cards until shakur stamina and not rolling umas until donna?your scenario tax?
I thought you needed the green bar for this? Never gotten it this early, she unlocked recreation 2 turns before this when she was at the 2nd line
>>556479331Latest patch
>>556479331There was an update yesterday, now you only need to interact with her once for her to go after your dick.
>>556468380>wasted>scamIgnoring that I already had it saved up and didn't have to fork anything over, Mummy came from paid carrots banner, Taishin was pity, everything between I got on the way to her.
>>556479384>>556479423oh shit, good patch, I assume that fixed acupuncturist as well? gotten her twice now
>>556479384>>556479423Holy shit, I should start running Tazuna again for guaranteed THH
>>556479523Unless you use her card, no, the acupuncturist is still as rare as always.
>>556479579The rate is still the same. You can still lowroll and not have her show up whole junior year
>>556479679still better than having to take suboptimal training for friendship. Although if she still doesn't date me, then fuck it's going to be incredibly infuriating
I probably wouldn't have completed this if it weren't for that shard. I had an entire week book binding papers and that was a whole lot more fun than this.
Hey Anon I got you some bread since for some reason you are always talking about wanting to bread umas whatever that means.
>>556479138Will getting these cards makes me competitive? Nah I dont care that much but its a good enough foundation so I can enjoy uma careers moving forward since it will be easier to clear careers with a year 3-4 deck at MLB.
there's nothing like doing first play of a kino career and watching umapyoi at the end
>>556479790Yeah it's twice as annoying now. Happened to me 2 borrow run already
>>556479861The cards and umas in the picture are indeed meta and competitive but not rolling for anything until then is going to make the game very boring and frustrating.Like, literal years of using the year 1 deck wtf.
>>556479138When he's done collecting carats for JP's 2024 cards, he'll continue collecting carats for JP's 2029 cards.
>>556479827
>>556478935You activated too much velocity skills that it caused her to decelerate.Yeah... it happens
>>556480087feeding my daughter wife Oguri Plap as in Sex
Why is the thread so slow
>>556480409What do you think
>>556480052People mentioned to me about semi-limited banners has a 4.5% for random 3* umas rate up instead of 3% so its seems to be a good idea to use carats on those instead. Also umas acquired from daily legend races will be keeping me company.
>>556480217I don't want to believe this is true but at the same time it's Cygames and their complex mechanics
>>556472080CV sent. Can't wait to get the $50 nyahaha!
>Nepo Umakek
i got a little teary near the end of tamtam career
>You can have 4 power cards and go an entire career never getting a 3 or 4 stack friendship trainingBro what the fuck even is this shit?
Hons
>>556481416me at the back seething
>>556481230Does she treat torena as her guinea pig in bed or does she completely invert and become lovey-dovey?
Mambo!
>>556481416Humans and horses are bound to be together
>>556481416smart falcon in the back
>>556481639They’re still women, so it would be normal for them to be submissive in bed
>>556481416
>>556478984Why would I cry just because she says "I love you"?
>tickezo gets bulliedTazuna, do something you ningen pretender.
Rate my scambanner pulls, I used the spark on sMaruMcqueen dupe is not pictured
>>556481681Mambo Mambo
I guess I'll settle with this
>>556481967McQueen indeed is not pictured
>>556481967It looks pretty bad. You got scammed.
This even is genuinely so dogshit, the only positive is getting Seiun Sky shards and Crystal Shards
>>556481963As her trainer, this is also your fault
>>556481967And my retarded self forgot the image
>>556482013That's what anyone marrying Curren would say.
>>556481829that's a man
>>556482124>Falco>Mummy>DotoIs call it a win
I was looking forward to the sprint CM when anons said it'll be chaotic but now that I'm experiencing it. I'm not one bit having fun because of the stupid thing that somehow pushes them backwards magically going from 2nd to 7th and never ever recovering from it. I've tried multiple builds just to try and see how to be consistent at the positioning but nothing ever works unless you're running front. I just want this CM to start so I can be done stressing over it.
>>556482013>Fille Eclaircream filled Curren
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>556482352thats called pace down modethe answer is unironically to match against players with better umas that have more mid game, or have worse umas yourself :)fun, innit
>>556482352That's pace down mode baby, fun stuff
>>556482554>>556482519Please explain to me what is pace down mode and why it occurs im dumb even if the wit of my umas are at 1200 why are they doing dumb stuff
>>556471862It does, I’ve gotten it 2/5 runs using it
>>556482656up until the halfway point of the race, the game enforces the styles (front, pace, etc) very strictly. Every style has a minimum length that they have to be behind first place and if they ever get too close they get pushed back by the game.Pace down mode is dropped about halfway through the race, but yeah if you trigger too many mid race skills too early (in this case your corner skills), then you get sent to the back with no skills, no speed, and no chance of winning
>>556482656Up until 50% race completion umas try to "stay in their lane". So if a pace chaser pushes too far forward towards a front they'll slow down in an attempt to get back to their natural position. It's mostly a thing if there's a really weak front setting the pace.
>>556482352Do you have GW on your pace? I switched from my groundwork Curren to a groundwork-less Curren and she stops pacing down and finally win in RM
The support card free pulls are nicer to me
>>556482884>>556482893>punished for being good at the gameWhy is this allowed
Anyone have a Falco cryer?
>roll for fuku>borrow guts ayabe when MANT dropsfoolproof planMANT is MINE
>>556483291
>>556482893Does that mean I can run a Front, a shitty pace, and a shitty late, and it will push back the lates and ends?
>>556483187I think this is why alot of cards in the future have skills that affect 2nd half of the race instead of regular random mid race skill is due to this pacedown
>>556482893>>556482884Is pacedown a thing irl horseracing?
>>556483187NTA but probably to keep the playing field balanced, Unfortunately they suck donkey-ass at balancing
>>556483319Thanks bwo...
>>556483512You're welcome bwo
>>556483030
No one here actually did the card scamcha right?
>It's breeding seasonShould I do it?
Which horse is living the best retirement life and why is it Fenomeno?
>>556483458Not in the sense that a singular horse suddenly slows down for no real reason. But pace setting itself is very much a thing and it's why race finish times can vary greatly if there's a strong front runner that the pack is chasing vs. some random horse forced to take the lead. And then you have world top freaks like Equinox that will late surge past everyone or set world record alone as a front runner.
>>556484071Fenomeno more like Fenomenonce
>>556484124Where are the pits?
leddit
>>556484071Gold Ship is living his best life in retirement
>>556481681Mambo LOVE>>556476623>>556476424Ryan LOVE
>get 5x fast learner in 5 borrows>cant max spd on all runs for some reasonWtf is wrong with this fucking uma? 10% spd growth btw. Which is better?
>Curren debuff skill>White version is -0.2 speed>Gold is just -0.05 more at a price of 170bruhCurren's gold debuff is a scam
>>556483771>winning post in EnglishIs this a patch or MTL fuckery?
>>556477253Hey man can you change your twitter algo so it's different from mine so I can post funny uma images without getting hit with duplicate file exists kthx
Your response?
>>556484924I hug her, of course!
>>556484924Post deck
>>556484924make her a mummy so i can give her a hug
>>556484924*gets paced down by my ulala front*nuthin' personnel karen-chan
>>556484784You can see it's MTL by the fact that the font and text size are inconsistent, a landmark of google image translateso should I do it or not?
>>556485129You know it must be done.
>>556485129do itumapyoi
>>556485024
>>556483458Dunno if it's a 'thing' but some people did it, like Sky in Kikuka Sho.
>>556484924i already crossed the finish line
I love this seethelord like you wouldn't believe
>>556485228>>556485245We will see in 4 turns if it worked
>>556485258
fuck kind of inherits do i give my kingu??
>>556485349who is that supposed to be?
>>556485476for sprint? red shift and pray it activates late
>>556485351>16x powerGood luck.
>>556485417
>>556478567w-why is she looking at me like that while she's having fun with another man...?
>>556485739>left to righthate it
>>556485739
>>556479927My trainee also calls me uppy uppy honey.
>>556485532Glue
>>556485107Retard
Oh shi- What would Uma Jesus do?
>>556486169cute
danchou has been flatlining to play endfield...
umas who usually wear some kind of legwear wearing outfits that reveal their bare legsnow that's the sexiest thing ever
>>556484924how did straight descent proc that late?
>get 2 copies of fuku in 50 pulls>fuck it dump everything>absolutely nothing in the next 150 pullsjust FUCK my curren chungus lifewe are getting a selector soon right?
never realized I had so many historical mares
>>556486621>he bought ze dip
>>556486219Charming easily, especially that early in the year. I mean charming is generally the best option anyway but the earlier you get it the better.
Do I really must bring Riko for mutated sprint Pasoid? I'm running usual 2 spd 4 wit deck. This pure dogshit just died on a Japan Cup. Just non-stop 3rd+ placements for every clock.Man, there are no words to describe how much I hate this retarded Kentucky-born latina.
Why do we love Mambo again?
>>556486621incredible amount of people falling for the whalebait card
>>556486621You should do the paid card banner, I'm sure Fuku will show up there
>>556486856Just use 6* sta 3 pow parents and play her as late, she can clear everything at around 300 something stamina
>>556484071Dober seems to be happy. Got to be a racer, got to be a mom, and now she just relaxes and plays.
>>556484071bwo, that dude got his balls swiped because his kids sucked...
>>556484071>>Gold Ship is living his best life in retirement>posts him getting earthquake PTSD
>>556486856Ideally you'd bomb guts.
>>556484071Old man Flash
>>556486621>he wasted carats on a MANT card
>>556486856You can win Derby at 150 stam, Arima at 300 stam. Those are the ones to aim for, you run late both races. Everything else you should be easy to win even as pace. Power sparks btw, don't listen to stam sparks advice, if you don't have 1k power she's glue
>>556486763>>556486880>>556486890>>556487259can you guys answer my fuckin question instead of acting all reddit about it
>>556486856post deck
>>556487349Yes, I can.
>>556487349Yes, a free selector and a paid one. If you're so balls deep in this fukusituation then get both.
>>556487349you already know the existence of it why bother asking
>>556486828ngl I wanted to gamble on Strength for once because I could have just restarted the run if it failed, but I respect your council too much.
>>556481797I don't mean submissive, I mean rather than acting like a dom or someone into kinky shit she becomes super affectionate.
>>556487349mean people get bad luck
>>556467885AWOOGA
>>556487441>free selectoras in the crystal or something else
Is there a club that I can join? Leaders ghost me and I can't find the /uma/ ones on the rentry
>>556487447ITS NOT ON THE UMA.MOE TIMELINE FUUUUUUARRRRRRK I HAVE DEMENTIA
>>556487038>>556487264Yeah, I'm running her as Late in stam heavy races. And my borrow kinda sucks, so I don't think we're reaching 1k str, unless some extraordinary luckshittery happens.Ah fuck it, I'd rather continue training King than this dogshit Uma. Already ate too much shit with El in her parent runs. I'm almost at Pasa Expert title and still have nothing to show for...Fuck, I hate her so much.
>>556487582As in a free selector, you can select any card released until Fuku speed.
>>556487582There's an anniversary SSR selector ticket.
>>556487582No an SSR selector
going to eat a pizza (tomato stuffed crust) with pringles on it and then stream for 2 or 3 hours
>>556487620>>556487653>>556487669wow thanks anyons i have so many friends
>>556487725are you really going to stream or is this another bot/schizo meek post
>>556487401
>>556467885hi /uma/ if I get the carnival spark on a legacy uma can I use it as many times as I want until the event end?
>>556487887YES
>>556487887ye
Are you still hoping to get something good out of the free rolls? Today is the last day.
>sub 5% chance per run to get a double sprint spark>need to also max out speed and wit in that specific runcould it be that sprinter gold ship won't happen
So when is the 1st anni?
If I don't get at least 5 shoe request's I'm kms myself
>>556486880sexo
SOREWANEWDAY
Where is my Free Scout???
it is a new daythe worst day since yesterdayand the best day until tomorrow
>>556482884>the game enforces the styles (front, pace, etc) very strictly. Every style has a minimum length that they have to be behind first place and if they ever get too close they get pushed back by the game.....doesnt that make groundwork pace a fucking meme
does the racing carnival races show daily shop?
>I finally managed to get the shoes
are the free rolls over? I didn't get anything from it....
>>556487992Almost exactly a month away.
>>556488178I think you want to be at the front of your style blob so you don’t get brocked
>>556488029>3
>>556487601mambo has 1 slot!
oven is going clop clop clop clop
>>556488178if there is a groundwork front, then most of the time, yeahgroundwork pace is usually a strategy employed by people assuming the lobby wont have any fronts (like capricorn where fronts outside of falcon just dont really work that well) and is for fighting for the lucky pace position, which will often lead to a free win
>>556488320Should've been camping login screen and not shitposting after reset on /uma/.
>>556487725post link when you start, you better look exactly like Meek
>>556487725add 4 burgers and you'll beat our resident record!
do people not stay on my stream because no facecam...
>>556488664I could do this it would be easy until I have to digest it all or poop just like every other time
>>556488824teiobro....
I have done way more than that multiple times throughout my life...
This Carnival thing is really, really confusing me. I used like 10 TP and made 8k/100k yesterday, but I was too tired so I went to bed. So I'm supposed to use the Carnival winners as parents to train another Carnival racer? And that gets me more points?If I don't care, can I just brute force it with carrot jellies and spam win the carnival race things? I get like 980-1050 a run. I'll just use 100 jellies, I truly don't fucking care.
>>556489130spamming jellies is the optimal way to clear the event
>>556489130>If I don't care, can I just brute force it with carrot jellies and spam win the carnival race things?i did that, it cost me like 40 jellys and took a couple of hours
>>556489130Yes you don't have to bother with the spark mechanic at all, aside from doing that one mission of finishing a career with it
>>556489130you get more points from the challenge race so it's more like 4000-5000 every 3 racesi don't even know if you get more points for using a specially trained uma with the "skill"just spam jellies
>>556489130The spark thing is really dumb. They should've made the spark enable you to earn more points but it does not
>>556489207>>556489273>>556489274>>556489312>>556489409Thanks senpaitichies. I'll just spam jellies. I just don't get why they thought this was any sort of a good idea.
have the tiger outfit umas been getting posted all day? holy shit man also post an uma in a tiger onesie diesuu
>>556489438At least it's not a Fuji Kiseki event.
>>556489103Now punch them.
>>556488498I wrote my shitpost while the game was loading
>>556489618Fair enough
reminder that if you dont have 2k club points you're bricked next month
uuuuoooorhhhhhhhhgg
>>556489820glad I clear all of these in spades, but these are a scam and I shan't purchase them.
>>556489889Toreina-san, Toreina-san!
>>556489820What's going on?
>>556489920its not like i have anything else to spend coins on
What decks are you guys running for dirt cm for Taiki? I dont even know what card I would realistically borrow that's really important for pacers since I already have fm.Do I just slot in Halo for more power and then borrow mlb ssr riko?
>>556490029sexo
>>556490075the exact same deck as mile rofl
>>556489596it's not a tigger outfit you bakathey're supposed to be oni
It would seem Autis/uma/ (A+) is still in need of another anon. Won’t you join us?
Are we getting any more Seiun Sky stars in near future?
>>556490075You need more power and stamina than usual mile for dirt so you either borrow Riko MLB and use Halo / any mile power card like Helios (secret OP) or borrow Mayano for an improved Halo + agemasen head-on.
im hoping the anon that knows is in chat so that he can walk me through sprint CM decks/umas.
>choco bourbon is only competitive for medium CMs>the same CMs that suzuka is also S-tieri'm noticing.>b-but league of heroes!years away and she's still not top-tier.
>>556490368I'll check out the Helios card, thanks anon
>>556468083BRIGHT LOVE
>>556490387sexo suzuka
>>556490387That's wrong and I can prove it. >>554647874
>>556490075>>556490368MLB Rice is good if you're struggling on stamina. MLB Pasa is the best power stat stick (high priority, excellent training stats) and has a fat +30 energy event in chain.
https://celeryman.alexmeub.com/funniest shit ever I S2G
Little Cocoon anon when?
>get Doto spook>get Smaru spook>get Eishin spookI’m know I should explode but flat is justice and I’m tired of only getting these titmonsters.
>>556490375just build three paces or two pace+one late, lil gup.
>>556490936Imagine sucking on those uddersThe pleasant softness capped by the stiff point, the plush excess drowning your fingers. Each movement, each twitch, carries through between you. A sensual umbilical cord.Now imagine exploding.
NOOOOOOO
xoguri cap : uma=2, red shift (or dazzln diver), iron will, gourmand, straightaway recovery, speed eater, that mile skill where you get speed when passing (or steadfast, medium), professor of curvature, and groundwork, cloudy + sunny + rainy days, firm conditions (this is for straightaway recovery), if you arent getting mile maivenuma=2, red shift (or dazzln diver), iron will, gourmand, straightaway recovery, speed eater, curvature, is only like 1200 points, mind (groundwork and skill spam) for this you can also get the (dirt) skill, which is rare but poggers
>>556491318
>>556491308now imagine shitting yourselfnow imagine dragons now imagine a sick dubstep beat drop*yankee hat no brim!!!!* imagine smoking gas station weedogurimagine cap (cap as in imagine)
good scamcha
why does every drawing of ardan give her tits bigger than her head? she doesn't look like that in the videogame at all
>>556491535EXPLODE
>>556485892>artist is probably a thai twinkkinda expected
>>556491363
>>556491535Grats, anon!
>>556491535>Now imagine exploding.Now imagine exploding.imagine exploding >explodingimagine
>failed to cap speedFugg
>Has 2LB SSR Fuku from the 50 free pulls and 30 ticketsWould (You) roll until 200?>>556490321Sometime near the 1.5 Anniversary when she gets added to the second batch of Daily Legend Races, ignore the bottom three rows since these are predictions.
>tazuna event on turn 2this makes her so much better since you can actually get THH reliably now
im waking up imagine dust imagine my head when imagine rust imagining, the chemicals *explodes*
Cafueee
Forgot pic
>200pulls>no fuku>literally the same shit as kitasan bannerits so overim never pulling on supportcards again
>>556492157if you didn't get any in the free copies why the FUCK did you keep pulling
what killed usalso how many points should I be doing per carnival race
2 hundred pulls no fukuliterally the same shit as kitasan its so over*inhales* IM.NEVER.PULLING.ONSUPPORT CARDS EV ER AGAIN
>>556492157Stay strong, anon. It'll all turn around. I'm sorry...
>>556489413Sex with this bokumanko
>>556485939I love my beautiful wife Tachyon.
>>556492157>>556492297
I swear to god training sprint umas is a far, far, far more miserable experience than training longslop umas
>>556489820I dont get it how dont people not have enough?
>>556487601Do you want to join Mambo?
>>556492472I bet you're a mooootating endorser, you're bringing this upon yourself.
>>556492040How do people know whats for 2027?
my daring gf tact
guys where is my free pullswhere did my free tenner goGUYS?CYGAMES????
nice nature poster sexo
>>556492040I hope Curren does come with the first batch, but most references say she comes with the second one.
>>556492472All you need to do is tap speed, wit, and race here and there for SP. What's so miserable about that?
>>556492761your sparks suck, your races are rng, and your fancount is in the gutter
>556492832I think I get the reference but I dont know the ending to it
>>556492040how many pieces should we expect to generate per day?
>>556491868>undecided on pulling>burnt 30 ticketswhy do you retards do this? you're already pot committed, anon. just go till MLB at this point.
*swipes*ok, time to see what paid banners get me
>>5564930401
>>556493261
>>556493261Hoeh
I've only rolled on kitasan rerun and free banner rolls and my stack is good. If your account is worse than mine then you should die.
>literally had zero problems getting 2nd/3rd in Haruten with 350-ish stamina in all previous failed ace runs>suddenly when my ace run is going well my uma jobs nonstop in Haruten despite having 400+ stamina and better stats12. 12 fucking clocks. Four fucking ace runs since reset, all were going well until my uma suddenly couldn't beat spring tennosho despite having zero problems prior. Really getting close to just completely giving up.
speed star does nothing this CM, right?
>get S turf>kitasan LITERALLY disappearsI'm actually tilted. it's literally the meme
>>556493287>one free character every five monthsCYGENEROUS
*burp*I love getting scammed by cygames...
>>556493671you already have at least 80 pieces from their original legend race though
>>556493675but you got your SSRs
>>556493675spechud reaps another one
>>556493782>two free characters every five monthsCYGENEROUSER
>>556492284i've been getting about 900-1200 and 2200-2500 on extreme pasa, you're suppose to get bonus points % for using an uma with a parent that won any carnival race which is the spark
>>556493487lmao me too
>>556493675>he pulled the card scamcha
You guys made sure to save a little for Chiyono, right?
>>556493650>get turf and sprint S>no more rainbows>all event chains finish>lose unity races because no arrows>god rainbows, arrows and amazing hints>chains don't finish
>>556492520No one borrows my umas :(A few vultures found mine and are picking at it very recently because of sprint cm
>>556494012I saved 50 paid gems from the monthly pack
>>556492747So that part on the pic is wrong then, apparently Curren Chan was supposed to be a "secret" during the SprinterS Legend Races which is why she only appeared in the second batch of Daily Legend Race>>556493040Sadly one Piece per day IFF you win the Daily Legend Race>>556493782And around 120 for Mcfatty and Teio>>556493876You don't get bonus points since they changed it, which is why the mission to get the Rainbow Shard is only at 100k instead of 200k
>>556494012Inumusume will get my dailies and she will come to me if she loves me
I don’t like this event
Quick question.I haven't run late surgers for a while, which unique skills you want to use with Rudolf? I'm aware of Let's pump some iron but what else?
>Uma swings too far on the outside>loseI really hate this mechanic
OK a cigarette (stummy hurts) and ill start the streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J4YqtUKOQI
>>556494217Dober's unique
Run for the Carnival thingGuess the sparks
>>5564943292* Wit
>>556494217berry’s
>>556494217pump, moving past and beyond, redshift, cap as in peak, shadowbreak
Unusually expensive sashes and monies
>>556494160>You don't get bonus points since they changed itoh thats probably why im already half way to getting the mission rainbow shard
>>5564943291 guts 1 late 2 unique
You're not New York Opera O...
buy an ad faggot
>>556494487>limit noneshould we actually burn every single jelly we have?
>>556494012Yeah, my cum
>do a 10 roll>rainbow gate>get teio>do a 10 roll>rainbow gate>get the other teio
>>556494580Not Your Opera
>>556494329Derby 2*
you do it for free btw faggot idk why you are worried about your salary (0) being paid, from min spend ~£50 ads on this ONE subthread on boardyes im sure 50,000,000 users browse /uma/gen daily btw. havent said this to you before because idc about others but you really are sad and gay
>>556494776TEIO SWEEP
i made a vow to not roll on the all-uma banner but you guys rolling is making me crumble
I just noticed that even in Makibao exaggerates the way the horses runhttps://x.com/i/status/2019404476864770411
>>556494776May want to get a diabetes check just to be sure
>>556494707It's all part of Epsatano's money laundering schemeDon't buy into it too hard, in fact it'd be best if you don't engage in the market at all
>>556479000>19 is the limit after carnivalI just cleared the carnival and finished the Karuta event (well have one more reward to go but it's the final carat reward), and I'm also on 19. I thought we'd be at 20 for some reason? Not that I'm in any hurry, I won't use the crystal until I roll next for cards (Tachyon) at the earliest.
>>556494370>>556494535You get a small prize for getting close>>556494895yay for Dahby
>>556494776Hachimi Hachimi
>>556494707No since there will be another Racing Carnival in around two months, you should just buy both Shards, all the tickets, Clocks, Parfaits, and 3-Star Star Pieces
oh shid bros https://youtu.be/rmpCm0U7VjA?list=PLJXYbtQckqx5ile6KHIRf-058XBVGjvIJ
>>556495006i dumped 70 tickets and my carat load into that banner and only received seven (7) spooks and pitied my hanukkah oguri.
>>556495275>seven (7) spooksWere they all new?
>>556495275>only received seven (7) spooksso better than expected retard
I bet Doto would be easy to rape.
My haul after 30k carrots. Didn't get the umas I wanted.
Why does wit matter so much on Capricorn if accel doesn’t even do anything early due to position lock idgi
speaking of AI, I sat for 11 hours and talked to AI about programming, and when I asked it how much this cost the environment it said the datacenter probably spent $0.15 worth of electricity, and that if I (ME) had a good computer it would be me costing the enviroment much umamusume
>>556495462
>>556495462falco and suzuka are pretty good, mummy creek too
>>556495435>samson BIG>is smallhuh
>>556468380>Red Maru>Summer Maru>Gold City>Curren Chan>Akebono>Fantasy Condor>Cleric Grass>200 pulls>scam everyone point and laugh at this retard. This has improved my stable so much it's unreal. I still have 40k carats, I'm sparking VBourbon, I'm sparking Kitasan, and I'm sparking Brian/Sky. And then in October Hokko Tarumae joins my stable harem, I'm eating WELL this year
>Carnival races DON'T trigger daily shopFucking why?I seriously hope this is an omega-spaghetti-code issue and not a intentionally retarded decision
>>556495462congrats! take good care of her!
>>556495512because you're gambling on activating everything, besides, what else would you use the extra stat points on? stamina and guts????
>>556495401i somehow hit two (2) hishi akebono, the same uma that i got from the most recent gib ticket. i am cursed with this giantess.
shan’t be pulling on the sc*m banner no sir
>>556495512you want your skills to stick
>>556495275that sounds really good bwo
>>556479810book binding is fun as shit anon, what are you saying?but I agree with you, the event was ass. I spammed Taiki for miles and Big Nigger Suzie for mediums, burned through 60 jellies and finished the event this morning. Hope those jellies aren't secretly unlocking something great later on, rip me
I'm tired of fishing for turf S on dogshit bakushincan I just ignore it
>>556495275
>>556495512The majority of the race is on a downhill until near the end, which is why you want as much Wit as possible and a lot of the Umas you see have around combined 700 in Stamina and Guts instead of 850~900
>>556495878no literally everybody else will have turf s 1200 power you will be at a massive disadvantage
>>556495462I'll trade you my Akebono for your Smart Falcon
>>556495512skills are literally the only thing that matters
>>556495878power is kind of a meme stat past 900, it gets hit hardest by scaling and it doesn't actually do much in the first place compared to skill activation. turf S is nice because it lets you skimp on power a bit but it's not completely necessary like distance on medium and long tracks.
>decide to throw one 10roll at the all uma banner>9 1* and one 2*jesus fucking christ I guess I got the message
>>556495519Every time you generate AI lust inducing shitpost, a hectare of Amazonian rainforest is gone...
>>556495878neither sprint nor turf-S really matters, just hit your coin-flips and win.
>>556496084>>decide to throw one 10roll at the all uma bannerthose are the rolls I regret the most
>>556496059thank chiyoposterthat post gave me current run bakushin S turf though
>>556495770Please tell me you can get her to 5 stars. You wouldn’t leave her on the unlucky number right?
>>556496059Turf S makes a huge difference in the midrace.
sex with uma stabbers
>>556496084If you can’t hit pity don’t rollll ever
>>556495587The name is supposed to be ironic Like winning ticket
>>556494012Saved for finemo wit and my cute lil doggie, yes.
>>556496302wtf
>>556487259qrd on ts?
>Use NNGet a bunch of pace chaser skills from the random hints NN doesnt finish her chain>Use FinemoGet a bunch of late surger skills from the random hints Finemo doesnt finish her chainfuck this game holy shit
Hello friends!!
>>556496084why the fuck would you do thatthe only point of the allspark is to SPARK
>>556496302don’t say that…
>>556496239This is probably confirmation bias, acceleration basically means jack shit during position keep which is why mid-race acceleration skills are considered so bad.
>>556495049>top reply is jojo faggotrygod I hate normalfags
>>556496358fucking hate it when a character is reduced to a single character trait like>HAHA TICKEZO CRY MUCH>HAHA OGURI EAT MUCHit's so fucking annoying and the entire fanbase constantly does it
>>556496520That's what cygames do when they appear in side content
>>556496430Hey there! and also good night cuz I'll probably not get the chance to say it later!
So when's the next best speed card? Is kitasan ever getting rerun? I don't have the carrots saved up to spark for this fuku
>>556496495Mid-race accels are bad because they're unpredictable and need multiple velocity skills to pop off in that exact moment to give you any value. But with Turf S the acceleration is always on.My turf S Gold Ship kept getting into 2nd place last CM with just her unique and cucked herself out of all her accels. Turf A didn't do that.
>>556496691Tachyon or summer Maru if what the anons here are saying are to be trusted
wtf why did I just see an image of a gross looking vagina? has my IP address been hacked!?
>>556496691Speed Maruzensky
>>556495006not sure if you're memeing or not, but I'll give you some advice as someone who got lucky with it:How many umas do you have? I had 9 3* umas and still got 3 dupes. The fewer 3* you have, the more likely the banner is going to be profitable and not dupe youWhat umas do you want and how patient are you? Daily Legend Races are (allegedly) coming next month, and pic related shows the table of umas you can progressively spark. If you've done the Legends Race for that uma and buying star pieces, you'll need about two months to pull a 3* from the first blockHow many carats do you have? What umas are you pulling this year? Can you afford to potentially sink 30k and only get your target? Assume that will be the case, are you fine with that? I was, I targeted Maruzensky, and I got her, I'd already decided that it was worth it even if no one else showed up. it wasGood luck with your rolls
>>556496496literally the ope comment is asking if the animation depicted is steel ball run, midori no makibao or uma. i hate normies but i hate faggots like you who pretend to be weebs even more. fuck off, we're not your friends just because you're a pretentious loser.
>>556496496Actual case where the normal is genuinely a faggotJojotards are scum of the earth and need to be incinerated
>>556496691SSR Maruzensky and SSR Tachyon
>>556496430hi
>>556496687Thanks! I’m probably leaving early anyways! Good night!!(a lot of times I don’t actually go sleep because it’s not night time, I just don’t post in this thread!)
I want Seiun Sky so fucking bad...
psst.hey.hey, /uma/.throne soon.
>>556496789>>556496824Is maru better than fuku? Fuku's getting rerun in may, I'm sure I can save up enough between now and then, no?
I'm not giving you a (You), you worthless sack of shit. Get a real personality before you ever address me and maybe I will acknowledge your pitiful existence.
>>556496905AlsoHello!!
>>556497045who?
>>556496986That's fair. Oh well, early good night either way!>>556497097>Mambo posterhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>556495512You gain a major speed boost in downhill mode and like 60% of the track is downhill.
the one time new year's scout is just a guaranteed random 3* right? when does the actual paid selector arrive?
Is my late surger uma retarded with 1000 wit because I have never seen rising dragon activate
Spe suddenly awoke to being able to see how many times someone has had sex.
>>556497239thats a sam hyde sketch
>>556497239random, but amusing (and true)
>>556497205First Anniversary
>>556497215I've doxxed your late surger uma it is Mejiro RyanUhh idk maybe the conditions are funny I run Winning Ticket
>>556496413Every Ace run is basically a hundred+ of independent low rolls that must go your way. Obviously, stars rarely align that nicely.>don't fail <10% training rolls>don't fail >>>20% training rolls>don't get random mood downs>your supports must clump together often enough in important stats>your inspirations must hit what you want, all low rolls usually>spirit training must be cooperative, align with your desired supports and also keep your team strong>bursts should pop where you want them>you must get random lucky hints from them>you also want random hints from your supps (you can't see them)>the more A-aptitudes you've got, the lesser are your chances to get what you want>your friendship wit training or support energy events must appear exactly when you need them to keep the ball rolling>your team shan't job races or run is dead>your ace must win their races to get SP and secret events>luckshit Fast Learner from 1-2 extremelly low rolls>and likely many more things I forgot about
>>556495709>hit a 2% chance>hit that 2% chance againwhat the fuck? What are the odds of that, .02^.02?that sucks man
>>556497205Yep a scamcha, the paid selector will be in like 1 month
>paid selector arrive me when prostitute turns up
>>556490387>>choco bourbon is only competitive for medium CMslol lmao>>the same CMs that suzuka is also S-tierLOL LMAO
>>556497239@umagrok explain this to me
I think P = (0.02)*(0.02)
does anyone have the "tier list" for parents for each style from JP that was posted here a few times?I want to plan ahead
>>556497412You fool, it's actually Kawakami Princess for Capricorn Cup. And I know overtaking is pretty hard to do in the final corner, but I've seen her do it and I still have yet to see Rising Dragon appear on the screen.
>>556497417AI OverviewThe probability of two independent events with a 0.2% chance both succeeding is 0.0004%, which is equivalent to 1 in 250,000or I think (0.02)*(0.02) = 0.00004%
anybody else think the career runs are the worst part of the game?
>>556497412OOOOOOOOOO CAFE SEX CAFE SEX SEX WITH CAFE DRINKING COFFEE WITH MY CUM IN IT TO MAKE ME HAPPY HUGGING HER BARE CHEST TO FEEL ETERNAL HAPPINESS CUDDLING WITH CAFE BRUSHING HER HAIR BRUSHING HER TAIL BEING ASSAULTED BY HER FRIEND TO TAKE INITIATIVE WHILE MY GUARD IS DOWN 7 KIDS AT LEAST CAFE CUNNILINGUES LOTUS STYLE KISSING MAKING SURE TACHYON CATCHES US IN THE ACT POUR OUR MIXED LOVE JUICES IN TACHYON'S TEA WHEN SHE'S NOT LOOKING I FUCKING LOVE MANHATTAN CAFE
>>556497094Are you a frontfag? Then yes. No? then probably still yes. Fuku is used because she has a small chance to get you (at MLB only, mind you) +20 to all stats on top of the +30 to all stats, for 250 stats total, which isn't insignificant over the course of a career. That's it. Everything else she does - roam, act like a mini pal card, etc. is done much, much better by other SSR's. If you want someone to absolutely shit out speed, Maruzensky's your girl, and Tachyon will be strong for a long time because of her fat skill point bonus at MLB. If you have the ability, choose one of those to MLB.
>3rd event is just straight up a full energy restoreIs the Accupuncture card really supposed to be bad? Seems ok unless you’re a complete lucklet
>>556497573do i trust the laughing anon or jp/kr vets? hmm...>anons, bikini hag will DOMINATE for an entire year!>you're bricked if you don't pull for her! it's all over if you do not pull!same energy.
be right back umatorenas
Does end have a shot for sprint?
>>556497896why do you even play this game, you retarded gay nigger?
>>556498218I really don't know to be honest
Why is my horse always the boss fight? My top 3 horses are just different versions of El Condor pasa. I had to use my Bakushin to race to earn her fragments.
>>556497896compared to what gooning to the girls and self inserting?
>>556496835NTA, plus I have no time to speak, but what would you do in my situation?88k carats, don't care much for parent making or serious play. would like to have a few uma here, but none that I SUPER MEGA NEED(!). Already have the ones I REALLY desire (that are released) right now, nearly rolled on Tama's banner.This isn't a "do or don't" question, just curious what others think, already aware of the potential "do it!" spam.
>>556497969>Maru>JuneAt least I'll have enough carrots by then lmfao
>>556498295She is strongest of the Golden Generation. Whole event is basically a beat down of the Golden Gen.
>>556498368need sejun sky to make that pose and be naked
>>556497574The joke in this image is that in the premise of this comic, numbers appear on top of people's heads according to the number of sexual activities they have had. The brown-haired girl in the upper-left corner, Buena Vista, has the number 116 on top of her head, indicating that she has had 116 sexual encounters. The figure on the top-right, a nondescript figure with a giant T on his face, can be identified as Buena's Trainer, with what appears to be the bottom section of the numbers 117. Buena and her trainer are known to be in what is suggested to be a mutual childhood romance -- however, the numbers between the two doesn't match up. Buena's number is at 116 while her trainer's is at 117, indicating that the trainer has had exactly one more sexual encounter than Buena, suggesting a past sexual encounter or infidelity. The character in the bottom of the image, Special Week, has the number 1 above her head, possibly suggesting a sexual encounter with Buena's trainer, who has exactly 1 more sexual encounter than Buena.
>>556498368spook chance is the same as any other banner, the point is to spark someone you really want but missed the first time around, which is not the case for youbetter to save for the future if you are more interested in unreleased umas
>>556498160Kinda but Hishiama's unique procs immediately at late race while still accelerating so she sucks.
>>556498368>don't care much for parent making or serious playthen pull whoever you want and when you want, it doesn't matter.
>>556498465I just want to race the horse I spend the most time training. I am even doing the retarded task of making sprint parents so I can use her in the upcoming sprint cm. I still haven't achieved A rank sprint yet just B.
>>556498368>he has Narita BrianI HATE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAlucky bastard toreina. If none of them really jump at you, dropping 30k carats and getting potentially only that uma doesn't sound like a good use of carats. Better to save for upcoming banners you're attracted to more. If your roster were mine, I'd pull, because I want Maruzen, Oguri, Falco, Curren, Tamachan, and Finemo.
>>556498030bringing up smaru without mentioning the accelerated 1st anni patch is disingenuous
>>556498295she's the goat
>>556496520Flanderization
>>556498862If it makes you feel any better, I also have Brian
>>556498804keep at it, anon, you will get sprint to inherit eventually, and then you'll get it to inherit on a highroll. I was about to give up, then this happened yesterday. Her skills suck ass, but it's good enough. GANBARE
thank you umagrok
https://dashboard.twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumae/
>>556497932I don't remember making this post.
>>556496520Umas that were designed in the first year suffer this fate
>>556497239there’s something hot about umas stealing other umas' trainers
Just how safe or risky is it to your account to use Sweepy? Parent farming for the next CM is unironically burning me out most especially after doing countless of runs and not being rewarded by the spark you're aiming for
>>556499026I could have had Brian, it was a fucking agonizing choice between her and Marusexy. But I went for the Red Hagsex in the end. So tempted to buy the selector and use it on Brian...I don't want to wait until the rerun banner, and lord only knows when she'll a) have a Legends Race or b) be added to the daily legends race pool.
I would MLB Sasami already if that last event chain wasn't so gamblyI can see some real high rolls with this card
twitch.tv/horsehorsehorsumusumae/
>>556497896only if you’re esl and it’s hard for you to read in english for more than an hour
Which one is stronger for pasas in sprint CM? Umastan or groundwork?
>cyjews still haven't mass banned the clankersenough is enough.
>>556499273we know as much as you do
>>556499303running her on Festa will be kino
>>556498030bikini hag dominates my dick and she will do this until bikini cutting board comes out
if the quality is bad then it isnt normally like that let me know and we can do it another day
>>556498632
Curren owes me a sloppy blowjob
>>556499715Get in line.
>>556499303>I wish my gamble card wasn't so go gamblyDo you realize how silly you sound
>>556499549lmao I am doing this pose rn
I love picking my nose
>>556499396they're about the same. Most say umastan is better since cheaper (unless you get the speed and power greens) and longer so keeps you out of pdm. Pasa doesn't need it tho just needs good midgame and late game velocity to secure second
>>556499850make this a fart soundpost
>>556499046>She has a chance of transforming into her Kulakhan monk alt.>I have like 30 monks sitting in my storage because its my favorite version of her horse to run.>Won by a nose because she wasn't blocked and just blasted off from the pack
>>556499549I really hate this scene. I get that she sits like that but did they have to keep her shoes on for this? The lab coat would get dirty that way and just having the socks would be enough.
>>556499850McQueen would say this and talk about how she's sexually thrilled eating her boogers
>>556499850I often wake up with a finger shoved up my nose in the middle of the night, even though I don't pick in my waking hours
>>556499850>Mejiro reacting to your penis size
>>556499850>when she spots your bulge wulging
what are they for?
I still have 0 copies of Kita and I WILL spend ALL of my Carats on the Uma banner! after 100 rolls: Falco (dupe), Rice (dupe), Finemo, Curren, XOguri
>>556500249Banana holder
>>556500280but kita comes out in a month...
>>556500249wait does biwa not wear spats? someone with umaviewer look under her skirt
>>556499549nothing ever happens, anon
>>556500249insertion, kinda like a paizuri hole
>37 unscouted uma to choose from>Get a dupe instead Fell for it again...
Sex with Sunday Silence
>>556499974based harpyfag
>>556483320Everyone ONLY respects the pacemaker, which is the frontmost runner of the frontmost strategy. So if there are fronts, its the #1 front. If its paces, its the #1 pace, etc. Having a fast front and a slow pace means everyone will ignore your slow pace and blow by them.Lates don't care about paces, they just keep a longer distance from the pacemaker.
>>556499850Mackie is so tiny and feminine, I bet she would smell and taste amazing
>>556496084>>556496147It's the worstAnd most of all if you're like me and after one pull to test your luck you end up sparking an uma you don't really like that much but because the shitty pulls cloud your reason
>>556500870
>>556500629>>556499121CAFE CAFE CAFE CAFE I WANT TO LISTEN TO HER HEARTBEAT SO I CAN FALL ASLEEP PEACEFULLY I WANT TO HOLD HER HAND DURING THIS COLD WEATHER TO WARM UP I JUST NEED TO FEEL CAFE'S SKIN ON MINE I WOULD KILL 1000 FUKUS JUST TO BE WITH CAFE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
>>556500249>her spats also have cutouts to match the skirt
>>556500467she does there's a hole in her spats too
>>556499850you are probably fat and disgusting, stop posting Mcqueen to illustrate your filth
>>556500668It’s very hard not to when I have Bourbon’s ass right in front of me
>>556501134>when a 60-something japanese man designs women's clothing
>>556501146It just feels so good to pick at it that there's a little piece that makes the dopamine in my head go crazy. I don't pick in public and wash my hands before heading out, so don't worry. I also like licking my precum
Condor and Mummy are the only good accels for this track, why aren't there more anons advocating running double or triple fronts to cuck the lobby? Why wouldn't that be effective?
>>556501067I am ready to become one with Mackie
what should fronts inherit if not mummy
>>556498898Opera is so fucking funny she was my first 3*
>>556489820It will remain funny how these separate currencies have an expanded and good item selection, and clovers still remain useless as shit.
>>556501457AWOOGA
why is there like a gajillion edits of this
>>556501474Run two, and make them BOTH inherit Mummy/Plancha
>>556501414what else did you explore about your body
>>556501414I did not need to read that last sentence
>>556501457we can post this but not chiyono...
So should I not use fronts if I have a pace? I don’t get this game. What if I make Seiun a sprinter will she go fast
>>556489820I've got 7, almost 8kgod I love being in an A+ clubsorry Mambo
>>556501414Trying too hard. You will never be a Teioposter.
>Pasa gets sprint S on first inherit>rainbows immediately disappear completely and she fails a 2% training the predetermined bullshit in this game is so obvious it's not even funny. this happens every single time I get a crazy inherit without fail.
>>556501414>Teiofags now using McQueen reaction images
>>556501785fronts is wacky because they want other fronts but then you are sacrificing pace slots for t hat. Seiun is also weak because her ult doesn't work this track
Sprint lobby 627261836272618362726183Come
>>556501854teiofags? you mean teioSLUGS?
>>556501457>moving the frame instead of moving the background to simulate movementwhoever made this is a retard
>>556490053Anniversary Shop>>556501603I can't wait until they finally get off their ass and increase the number of Hint Books you can buy with Friend Points per month
>>556501414now you've gone too far
bring on the 9 pace lobby
>>556501414You should be studied.
so how does carnival spark work?you run a carnival with a parent, then use that parent to make a new uma, and then use that uma to run carnival again et infinium until maxed and take that uma to beat up the npcs?
>>556501882Why do front want other fronts? Just to duel?
hehe
>>556501882I was thinking that you could screw the lobby out of Plancha by running 3 fronts, which is true, but mummy is still working, and the last spurt skill stacking overwhelmingly favors pacers/lates, so I'm not sure if it'd be an effective strategy. I'm tempted to run Big Nig Suzie and Sprint Mayano just for keks, though.
>>556502054yes, fronts are weak because by themselves the back position can catch up very easily. Front don't just duel when the game tells you they are duelling, they're constantly duelling the entire race to create a gap to the backline
>>556501457>daughter of a multimillionaire family>does maid cosplay during umapyoi
>>556501730That's just McQueen getting upsies.
updated the op with the new banners>>556502264>>556502264>>556502264
>>556502014That's the way for uma pullers or newfags with shit deck and weak umas. If you have a strong enough uma you can just bulldoze through by spamming enough jellies
>>556502184that's such female behavior. Have you READ ojousama romance novels? They're all like that, the rich sheltered (yet ardently passionate) rich girl getting her feathers ruffled
>>556502141I'm running 1 front (smaru cause I don't have falco) and a bakushin with strong midrace. Should be enough to cuck others out of plancha'ingThe last spot is a random highroll curren I got testing her out the first time lolThen I'll just queue without caring too much since it's a slot machine cm
>>556502176Seems like a hassle I’ll just use Curren and Bakushin and Bono I guess
What's with the incomprehensible retards in the thread today
>>556494223Like it makes sense but they go way too far out. They have to run like an extra 100+ meters to make up for that.
