Sex on Legs Edition>Latest patch:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/threads/01-30-2026-update.102822/>Steam Page:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1422450/>Where to leave feedback and report bugs:https://forums.playdeadlock.com/>How do I git in?Post your Steam profile and ask. You need to accept a friend request to be invited, so don't be a sperg.>How do I git gud?Do the tutorial, get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode, explore public item builds, watch replays. Playing a Hero for the first time will put you into a lower rank game*, so don't worry about it too much.Additional Resources:>Unofficial Wikihttps://deadlock.wiki>Collection of useful character buildshttps://deadlockmeta.com/>New Player Guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1lMBE7Nli_sVJ42d-kPHjF3MBaXZdIM46gNJQC_fMGMU/edit>Advanced Movement Guidehttps://www.dlmovement.wiki/>Unofficial Stat Tracker (Unreliable due to API rate limits)https://statlocker.gg/https://tracklock.gg/>Unofficial Voiceline Viewerhttps://deadlock.vlviewer.com/Threadlocked: >>556515063
I still havent played a real game since brool came out, since I know its going to be a 40 minute stomp where me and 3 other teammates will go 0/10 in.
what up chuddies, is the game any better now? haven't played in 8 months or whatever, my old verdict was that the moba aspect was lame and shallow for dota players, the shooter aspect was lame and shallow for cs players and the game would only appeal to TF2 psychos that like to jump around in source engine looney physics simulatoris it still the same?
First for trans rights
Why include ransoms getting more rerolls if it's still basically useless compared to just choosing from a list of op characters in street brawl?
https://youtu.be/_zbAHC9wJaI?si=yrY2YwpnVo0BF57-
Oh cool deadlock animated series! Aaaaaaand it's be made by the jeet who ruined devil may cry, great
Should a catholic priest really be buying things with names like cultist's sacrifice and vampiric burst?
Damn these inhouses are fucking dead bros what happened while I was gone
So when's the Silver rework?
>>556533653Why do you keep spamming twitter screenshots gringoyou were caught earlier.
>>556533569>Could have had amazing movement-based moveset>Her leaked moves are all typical offensive support like PaigeI feel like they just had her model done and just used it for a support since studies have shown women won't play anything other than attractive human female supports.
>>556533528critical failure
>>556533781Different nigga, nigga
>>556533653100% real
>>556533335
>>556533653I can't tell which variety of retarded you are.>>556533569God if she just had even ONE movement ability she'd be perfect.
Venator crossbow needs the HL2 ragdoll pinning on kills
>>556533792what r her moves
>>556533653>devs have no involvement it will be shit then
>>556533653>Closed alpha invite only game getting a netflix show.Fake lol.>Deadlock devs Valve have no involvement with the show.Definitely fake. Valve would not let Shanksaarr rape their brand new IP this early in with zero babysitting.
>>556533653>it's be made
>>556533653this is just a joke post riffing off of the recent baldurs gate news dumb shit
>>556533569she's a cutie
>>556533653you retards realize this is a joke right
>>556533842If she had this skin colour but with tan lines that you could just barely see it would be a 10/10
>>5565338641 is charge her phone 2 is eat hot chip3 is McDonald's 4 is lie
>>556533754the retarded whiny baby leavers made a discord so now all the ragequitters and crying faggots are never kicked out and actually go and kick YOU out if their discord fuckbuddies can get in with the hero they want
>>556533513based and same brawl > standard unless someone drags me into standard
>>556533842SEEEEEX CELESTE SEEEEEEX where's the cock
>>556533852kino
>>556533569How do you access Celeste's current model? What's the command?
>>556534114women dont have cocks
Hi, my name is Darcy Grapes, nice to grape you, and your lane, your walkers, your base, your patron.
>>556534072kino
>no femboy hero>no shortstack heroValve is really behind the timesTiddies just aren't enough anymore
>Try to watch Venator gameplay videos>Each dude has a nasally ugly voiceYeah okay I guess I'll just learn him myself
>>556534078>Endless discord clique allegations>One of the few not in the discord after all is said and doneSad!
>Win one game after 5 losses in a row>Rank jumps from Ritualist to ArchonI have no idea how this shit works but number went up so I'm happy.
>finally get to try venetor after 6 priority token attempts>someone DC's and game becomes safe to leave>token goneGAAAAAAAAABE
>>556534190>no femboy herorem>no shortstack herorem
Rank the characters based on how likely they'd be to cheat on their partner
Venator owes me sex
>>556533904>Valve would not let Shanksaarr rape their brand new IP this early in with zero babysitting.They let Studio Mir and Richard Garfield rape and gape Dota with impunity.
>>556534190>no femboy heroPocket>no shortstack heroIvy
Why am I in emissary 6 I was ritualist 2 and had never broken into emissary
>>556534114she's a grower so you cant see it
>>556534190>>no femboy heroPocket sir?>>no shortstack heroI guess Rem don't count because he's a kid but have you seen how short McGinnis, Paige and Ivy are?
>>556534323neither of these are correct
>>556534258vyper S+ tier, banned in pro play
>>556534095cute top 3, bae
dota is a solo queue gamethis game looks like a nightmare to solo queue in
>>556534234what do you mean allegations? it's just facts, in this general they blatantly advertised their discord and even said they post inhouse codes there first and don't even bother to post them here unless they can't fill up
>>556534095>only plays cute girls and infernusI'm noticing
>>5565338641 Missionary2 Doggy Style3 Sloppy ToppyUlt: Amazon Position
>paige has most healing at 34k in a 42 minute match with zero healing items (not even refresher)explain
So far the new heroes are incredibly boring>Remannoying generic support character akin to wisp and yuumi>Gravesprobably the coolest one so far, but mostly annoying. Her ult is kinda cool ig, but her gun feels clunky and her ult is also very unreliable.>Silvergeneric skillset both in human and wolf form. >Venatoragain very generic moveset. Looks cool at least.The previous 6 heroes are far superior in terms of character design and ability design. I really really really hope Celeste and Apollo are more interesting and have different playstyles to what we already have.
>>556534276we know, silver
>>556534528I constantly accused of being in a discord by those guys
>>556534562It counts barrier as healing. Idk if it just counts damage mitigated or if it counts all shields given though.
>>556534626you must be one real faggot if even they don't want you
>>556534562Are you retarded or did you think the game just wouldn't track barriers? Hover over her healing stat and see what the split was.
>>556534562Barrier Absorb counts as healing. Hover over the stat
>>556531323I dont care what a 6 stacked team of poopsockers have to say on what a hero is. The regular players aint a coordinated 6 man
>>556534559>Amazon PositionBased
>>556534323>>no shortstack hero>IvyI think you don't understand what "stack" stands for
>>556534562uhmm sweetie. prevented damage is also healing.
>>556534493thanks uwu it'll probably be graves, mina and celeste in the top 3 soon>>556534546i tried infernus like 2 games and stopped because of the bad gameplay
>>556534745mitigated
>hon hon hon, ze gouvernment wantz you le ded, zhay goodnight mon ami
>>556533518Not really >>556534342People need to shit on this games ranking system even more
I like factorio and trains, which character should I main?
>>556533864>1Breathe fire frontal cone>2Shield like Paige>3Skillshot that bounces when it hits>4Channeled nuke (like Bebop)She's really just a spellcaster. Unironically a model of a witch would have worked more, which kind of backs up the theory that she's basically a reskinned Boho.
bebop is so cancer this patch wtf
Towerless gamemode when?KOTH, CTF, CP_STREETBRAWL
>>556533864>fireball>give shield with thorns effect>projectile that bounces between enemies>some kind of sustained channel ult like seven or bebopThe 1 or 3 really should have been mobility. Gonna hope that they have built in jumps or something.
>>556528880>>556529196>>556529212>>556529217>>556529345>>556529387Thanks, she's fun. The only thing I don't like is how often we you have to reload that her gun.>>556531335But I love turrets, if a game lets me build fortifications I'm on that fucking thing. I even stacked sandbags in BFV and loved it.I still need to learn the items in this game, there's a lot. And unlike Paladins there's a lot to do around the map I think, I delivered some urn to see what it does last match? Just a level up I guess?
>>556534746Nah I just don't join random discords when there's already a thread
>>556534565>generic>archetypes that didn't exist in the game yet
>>556534827haha do you perhaps have the full image of this friend? I think it would be very funny to see!
>>556534559Is spiderverse to blame for them giving her that fucking tooth gap
>>556534857crazy that valve just tried to make unsexy widowmaker and someone thought that was an acceptable designthank god we got /ourglowie/
>>556534301>Dota 2 release date:2013>Old Blood release date:20218 years is not fucking brand new.
>>556534994Shes a horse, idiot.
>>556534875Why the fuck is my reply weird? All I wanted to do was talk about ranked being shit nog reply to me chuddie
>>5565349125cp deadlock would be KINO
>>556534928There are 2 reload items, some items that refund bullets, mag size increase items, and also it's a little advanced for a new player to make good use of but you get infinite ammo when sliding.Urn is a large amount of souls to the team that captured it.
>>556533653>adi shankarReal or not, I already dropped it.
>>556534889still convinced she's swan, so she likely has bonus air dashes and shiet
How am I supposed to lane as Graves? I stick my head out and die, but I have to be right up front to do anything.
>>556534912>>556535093i hope we get kz_ custom maps in deadlock eventually
>>556535239Swap out of lanes that have good long ranged poke.
>>556535239her laning is shit before ultbuy restro shot first item and healing rite if need be
>>556533335I want to get fucked up drunk with Silver, start fooling around with her, sloppy makeout session and wandering hands, pouncing on me forcefully with mouth agape hungry for tongue filled kisses and swapping mouth flavors, pushing me on to my back with suppressed monstrous strength, then she unbuckles her jeans that hug her ass so tightly and shapely and drops them and her panties in one go and spins on her knees to kneel over me reverse cowgirl. I want her to plant her smelly hairy pussy on my mouth, kneel and plant, plant her sweaty dark rouge colored asshole ringed with the faintest silver hairs on my nose to tickle it and let me huff her sickly sweet feminine musk, and wiggle around for her own pleasure until her whole body shakes and she gushes down my throat and her juices run down my chin like I bit into an overripe fruit. While I do my best impression of her in wolf form drinking from a dog bowl, but with her overflowing grool dripping pussy ("schlorp schlorp schlorp"). I'm so hard thinking about it the tip of my cock is burning with hyper sensitivity and a desperate fiery need. If she actually did this she wouldn't even have to touch it, the moment I felt the proof of her arousal flood into my throat it'd spasm and throb enough on its own that my balls would go taut and I'd blast ropes up over and past my own chest hard enough to hit myself in the face; except I'd paint her tight washboard abs instead, because my face would be occupied.
>>556535239He has one of the best guns in the game. Shoot people.
>>556534889I'm sorry apollo bros but I like the sound of her kit and her animations are high effort.
>>556533528This.
>>556534994>>556535053https://youtu.be/mrQmqR7NxDI?si=USs-dsmMvn1ZxKOQ
>better just play a quick brawl and get my win of the day over with>30m 53s long brawl match>Paige with just about every cooldown reduction and charge item>round 3 was a 11m 30s minutes long stalemate>traps and snares nonstop>paige clearing waves from another state>yamato with enhanced disarm hex that she spams on me or Vyper>most of my werewolf transformations were either suicide attacks or were useless because they were hugging the walkerSweatiest, most frustrating and drawn out street brawl match I've played
>>556534991https://files.catbox.moe/6h679w.png
>>556535312Just buy resto and regen. Between those and her 1-1 you're good unless you have like actual lane terrorists.
>>556535450How does resto shot work with Graves' gun? Also mystic shot I guess
>>556535239get restorative shoot and regen, sit by your tower until ult then perma push.
>>556535540You literally can't miss it, it only goes off when her gun latches on to something. Only concern is making them hit players rather than troopers.
>be Archon at shop/6 hero update>quit for a few months>be Emissary at holiday update>hero patch drops>matchmaking broken>matchmaking fixed>be Archon>another matchmaking patch>be Oracle?
>>556535348imagine her face covered in spit and lube
>>556535429STUPID BRATNOT FUNNYDIDN'T LAUGH
>>556535718
Ready up whoever is in the lobby and isn't ready yet
What in the hell are they doing to the MMR that's skyrocketing me so quickly? One week from Emi to Oracle with like 10 games played.
>>556535348imagine her face covered in kisses and lipstick
>>556535429funny brat, you keep your hymen for now. Make that faggot learn to use rule34
>everyone talking about skill adjustments>check>still phantom Vis the top 10% of the playerbase more stagnant or am I just getting worse
I stopped playing because of mo and krill
>>556533335hideous tattoos
>>556535993Mo & Krill issue.
this game will never be good, will it? the combat is just too meh
>>556535348imagine her face covered in bruises and bandages>>556535985Is Phantom actually the top 10%? I never actually crunched the numbers
>>556536004you just know the first skin mod for celeste will be a blacked one
>>556535993>unburrows and 1shots youheh, nothing personnel.
>>556533335Impregnating celeste and forcing her to abort the kid every single time.
Okay I think I figured out venator
>>556535985Most of the rank adjustments happen on the low end, because that's where the influx of new players is going.
>>556533335>Abrams in other lane feeds the fuck out of Mina>just keeps dive bombing with ult 1v4-6 and dying without doing anything>Rem on our team is calling him out for either being 12 or a bot>agree with him >Abrams: We've lost I'm just having fun>tell him if he wants to pull that shit play bots and stop terrorizing other people's games>after game ends get a comment on my steam profile "-rep can't chill and have fun" from the abrams>this is the fucking profilenot fucking surprised
>>55653608411 rank badgesphantom 1 is the 82nd percentile, asc 1 is 91 percentile
>>556531083It's good if you hit endgame and have a billion extra souls to buy multiple 6400 cost items withBeing able to apply Inhibitor and Silencer debuffs to the whole enemy team at the same time is massively valuable (compared to tossing jars at people during a time when all M1 carries have their core items and can shoot your skulls down instantly)The issue is unless your games are regularly lasting to 60 minutes, this is purely hypothetical
>>556533569>>556535348>this much dedication to being an ironic trannynot sure if it can even be called embarrassing anymore
>>556536206Well? I want to carry with him
>>556534928>The only thing I don't like is how often we you have to reload that her gun.titanic mag/escalating resilience, intensifying mag, lucky shot, active reload and/or quicksilver/magnum help with that, especially since youve got a ton of ammo by default, so even +30% is like +20 bullets. with just titanic you get circa 130 in the mag>But I love turrets, if a game lets me build fortifications I'm on that fucking thing. I even stacked sandbags in BFV and loved it.if you wanna go turrets, remember that your main way to buff their damage will be *fire rate buffs*, not spirit power. heroic aura and healing tempo will be mandatory (remember to place your turrets in your heal thingy's range, it gives +30% firerate to everything inside of its radius once you upgrade it once), same with rapid recharge/cooldown reduction items. spirit debuffers (mystic slow/suppressor) and shit like spirit resist shredder/bullet resist shredder could also come in handy versus the right matchups (for example suppressor against m1 heroes like wraith/venator/haze), since turrets spread em quite easily. >I delivered some urn to see what it does last match? Just a level up I guess?the urn gives souls (so also levels) to all teammates
why is he so fun
Silver is a werewolf so do you think that means...?
>>556536323You gotta aim good shoot good
>>556536260>fav game is darkest dungeon 2even for a furry this is some advanced mental illness
>>556536289Ranks aren't equally distributed, best bet is to go try and figure out the actual percentile splits off something like statlocker.
>>556536260>gay furry pedophilesurprised he's not the one playing rem
>>556536360yes, you are adopted.
>>556533335Beautiful. Artist source please? Also it turns out that Celeste and Apollo are actually unironically the best design character of this group. Funny how that works.I'm a CelesteChad and I'm saying right now to all ApolloChads. We're allies for life.
>>556536319>see a sexy girl>think of tranniesYou're mentally ill
>>556536260if a person ints your game the chances of them being:1. a furry2. a trannyor 3. europooris astronomical
>>556536260>Profile Awards: 1is there a way to delete those btw? or is disabling them from showing the only option?
New Item Ideas:>Impregnating Bullets
Maxed 1 and Ballistic Enchantment + Recharging Rush feels SO good on Venator, holy FUCK.
https://deadlock.vlviewer.com/voicelines?voiceline=priest_enemy_inferno_killed_mid_ult_01.mp3Why does he say Demon like it's a slur?
>>556536260>mentally ill person does something mentally illWow.
>>556536485and them being american is guaranteed
>>556536654Gee I wonder
>>556536654because it is
mina's really fallen out of notoriety if she has to dress like this to find a husband
>>556536260Abrams players your response?
>mfw counterspell Venator last ult shot
>>556536708hit a nerve, huh ivan?
>>556536583I tried it and it seemed midthe grenades scale with boons so they're never that good
>>556536353>Enemy team seethes while I gamble on their machines while they're stuck waging (laning) >They send their squad to roast me like a chicken so I just yawn and take a nap next to a teammate for a while across half the map.>Oh I lost HP? Let me just shove the wave and go all the way back to full while also making the world's tankiest minions that are going to splitpush the second you stop paying 100% attention to the lane.>And might as well have an incredibly good teamfight ult on top of it all.He generates lots of hatred and as such I kneel.
>>556536654>Why does the catholic priest say demon like it's a bad thing.
>>556534276We know, Abrams
>>556534559Celeste is a chronically horny goonette that fucks EVERYBODY during the ritual
>>556534583Silver actually would say something like that.
>>556534715Urn is a regular object and a comeback mechanic that differs in intensity depending on the gap between team income. Good you managed to deliver it.>The only thing I don't like is how often you have to reload her gun.First of all, SLIDING is a major mechanic in Deadlock. When you're sliding, you have infinite ammo for the duration of the slide. So long as you have even 1 ammo in your gun, while you're sliding, it becomes INFINITE ammo. You can slide by pressing crouch when moving at a certain speed, achieved through items that increase base moveset, environmental factors like going down stairs or being launched, or by using a bar of your stamina to dash. This is important.There are also multiple items that add ammo or give you more ammo efficiency in certain cases or give you ammo back when you use a skill, or whatever. Active Reload for example is a skill that, once every 12 seconds, will add a quick time event to your reload bar where, you reload, and then have the OPTION (you can choose not to and it won't go on cooldown) to press the reload key in time with a green bar in the center of your reload UI and it'll cut your reload time in half.Check this guide. This isn't necessarily the best guide item wise, I don't know a lot about Mikuginnis. But it is unique in that VIRTUALLY EVERY SINGLE ITEM has a tooltip by the author explaining why and for what you should buy said item. Not a ton of guides have this level of depth, you're lucky.https://statlocker.gg/builds/build-lab/258863
>>556536896Need lines of Vyper and her threatening to have nasty sex the second the ritual stops.
>>556536476I wish every every vote added up to make special prio tokens for that specific hero. To truly reward those loyal.I voted constantly for Celeste sucks that I'm gonna have to fight with the unworthy to player her since she and apollo are gonna be the most fun characters of this group.
>>556536770The DPS scales with boons. The explosion damage scales with weapon damage and enchantment gives you an actually decent AoE for it instead of its original piss puddle size.
>>556536896how do i enable celeste's model in-game?
>make an honest misplay>enemy starts talking shit>go along with it and make idiotic joke in response>continue to make jokes when shittalker enemy dies>imyankingtheirchains.png>shittalker enemy begins massively overextending to try and kill me and gets collapsed on every single time for it>continue being a shitter and cracking jokes every time it happens>they call their team dogshit in all chat and disconnect right before we win the matchname a better feeling
>>556536479Actually I see a tattooed up whore in pastel (tranny) colorsIf you find that sexy you are mentally ill
>*Infernus and Abrams bump into each other*>"Ay watch where you walkin', demon">"Ay ay what you say, demon?">Watch closely. You're about to experience a Demon Moment: The New York Oracle defines the Demon Moment as a moment where ignorance overwhelms the mind of an otherwise logical Ixian male.>"What did you say, horned demon?">"Ayy squeeze it, demon!">Causing him to act in an illogical self-destructive manner. I.E, like a Demon>*Abrams and Infernus empty their guns but they have no oranges*>"Ay wait man wait. This is stupid!">"Ay you right dawg. Look, let's put the guns away and go on about our farm.">*Venator shows up and stakes them both*>But they all end up bad. If they had their own category, Demon moments would be the third leading killer of Ixian men behind exorcisms and holy water. It's a fact.>Now let's see how a Demon moment affects a white man.>*Infernus and Warden brush shoulders, Warden spills his alchemical flask*>"Ay watch where you walkin', Warden.">"What did you... wait a minute, hahaha, IN A FEW SECONDS IT'LL ALL BE OVER!"
>>556536791>get five man sleep>press refresher>do it again>team kills them allHHHHNNNNGGG
god i love wardenpew pew pew pew
>>556536260>furry>boykisser badgethis guy is 100% a pedophile
>>556537281warden will always be solidhe will change the world
>>556536476artist is rosewaterjelly
>>556537126For me it's>Enemy team talks mad shit early game due to a lead>Turn it around, hard.>The problem child loudly complains in chat about their team.>Hit them with the tried-and-true "post their k/d in all chat">Entire lobby laughs them out of the game
How fat is Graves' ass?
Why dont you use Mods?
>>556537182Don’t let them take pastel colors. You're part of the problem.
this is my new favorite character
>>556537354league babies always gloat about laning phase and then collapse during teamfights and/or macro
you just know this game is trash because it tried to attract the dota players and ended up attracting the league players somehow
>>556537404bro look at her twig legs, her ass is as flat as a board and so is her chest. you better not be commissioning/drawing porn of her being busty as fuck or i will come to your house and rape you btw
>>556537407Model swaps don't do it for me. Stupid sounds though? Oh you better believe the owl plays free bird as it flies.
>>556537407I'm a straight white male.
>>556537331he's awesome but>my favorite heroes are gun heroes>i suck at utilizing sliding infinite ammozzzzi swear its gimping me hard
>>556537407ass too big
Some truly terrible matches todayThe matchmaking has never felt as random as it does now, each game pretty much always has a new player or a smurf or high rank player that's playing with or against new players.
>>556537512>playing a f2p valve game[x]Doubt
>>556537126>retarded teammate tries to shittalk me>double his damage and kpI don't even respond to these chimps anymore I let the results speak for themselves.
>>556537583Hello Ireland
>>556537442it's a bad meta when grey talon is playable.
>>556537182>trannies: LOL X THING IS TRANS NOW, DEAL WITH IT CHUDS >chuds: this thing is tranny now, I can't enjoy it anymorechuds literally have no sense of resistance or pushback to trannies slowly taking everything
>>556537216>IN A FEW SECONDS IT'LL ALL BE OVERKek
>>556533653It's true and it will release alongside the adults swim tf2 show and the bad robot portal movie.t. girlfriend's cousin's mother's dog's girlfriend's boyfriend's goldfish fetched coffee for weinstein
>>556537482aimed at the stars, landed in the mud
>>556537407Which mod?
>>556537482>and ended up attracting the league players somehow>only 100k something peakno lol
>>556537354also a good feelingi don't think i've ever pulled the "post their K/D in all-chat" card, my strategy is to just act like a total lunatic and just play the fool. if someone gets assblasted over "ohhh my belly is so big and round i'm so hungry for kills" then that's their problem, if you counter asshole behavior with comedy they short circuit and don't know what to do
>>556536476>Venator was good bc his kit was opLowest winrate of new heroes in a while. Leakers are fucking stupid and should kill themselves.If they say Celeste and Apollo are fun, I'm expecting them to be super bad and unfun to everyone (including the player).
>>556537583DUBLIN
Would superior duration be good on venator?For his trap, anti heal, and stun?
>>556537641>>556537816what is the lore behind thisbut hes kinda right, if im gonna get a skin mod its gotta be on model mina's thighs are already big enough you don't need to inflate em with those blowup sex doll mods
>geist, rem, paige, venator, ivy all on the enemy team>lose under the force of 6 gorillion tonnes of AOE and CCWas there anything we could have possibly done against this? Keep in mind we had no characters with aoe at all on our team, bar sinclair.
>>556536654He's literally me. Valve needs to add hero levels and relics so I can get grandmaster with him and spam voicelines.
>>556537482>Put in child characters>Here comes the league crowdLol. Lmao.
I don't really get this game. Composition doesn't matter at all, everybody becomes a sponge after 20 minutes but they can oneshot you at any time. Laning phase is hell, specially if the enemy has a healer.
>>556536260>-rep can't play for the VIBES
>>556535348She's so perfect. I unironically think she's the prettiest character in the game.>"B-but Silver, B-but Mina, B-but Paige, B-but Graves"Silver is handsome/hotMina is cute and tries to be hotPaige is just cuteGraves is just cuteCeleste is just gorgeous
>>556537890spirit res my man
>>556537945Agreed
>>556537853maybe for a melee buildbut if the enemy buys debuff resist at all you fold
>>556537853Its not terrible. You get bullet resist from the item itself and even more bullet resist for free because of your innate scaling.
>>556537917can you beat bots yet?
>>556537945>>556535348too many tattoos/too much makeuplooks like a circus clowncan't even fap to her mina is pure sex still #1then silver then paige graves is just ugly
>>556537482>dota players>desirableLmaoThey're some of the most cancerous playerbases online.Still better than the normgroid automaton league players though.
>>556537482I was under the impression that league players much like dota players don't stick around for other multiplayer games and just go back to their own game eventually since suffering whilst playing it is part of their life
>>556537814Ur coping and Venator is OP>Low winrateCus most people are aimlets.
>league streamer trying deadlock>immediately plays vyper firstwhat is it with vyper ruining new players chances of enjoying the game? happened with XQC too
>>556537951Everyone stacked spirit res to like 30-50% but any teamfight started would just result in a 3sq.mi of tankbuster aoe.
>>556536260>clowni miss this nigga so much.
>>556537482its literally the opposite what the fuck are you saying half the pro players came from dota
>>556538110>watching xqcYou're mentally ill
>>556538110kek qtpie is still streaming?
>>556538042>too many tattoos/too much makeup>looks like a circus clown>can't even fap to her OK homochud. Opinion discarded.
>>556538090Every Ven I've played with so far falls into one of two camps.1: Not really good at the character and just kind of is middling/feeds.2: GOD'S STRONGEST WARRIOR. 10/0 BY MINUTE 15. BIBLE VERSES IN CHAT EACH KILL. GAME OVER BY 25 OR YOUR MONEY BACK.
>>556537126>playing Hitler and Goebbels>go to secret shop to buy something>30% hp haze drops on me having the shop open>immediatelly ult her and she dies and drops a 1k bag>she buys curse next item and keeps trying to ragekill me in retarded situations where my team is always nearby>end match never dying to her>hit the "teehee :3c" in all chat every time she dies
>>556538121spellbreaker my man
>>556537916HAHA WOULDN'T IT BE SO WHACKY AND CRAZY IF FOR APRIL FOOLS THEY MADE ALL THE CHARACTERS KIDS FOR 2 WEEKS?that would be such a funny prank
>>556538064league has been bleeding players for years now
>>556537407why are half the mods stealing marvel rival skins for female characters in this game
>>556536260>-rep can't chill and have fun" from the abramsBASED
>>556538110but summit played geist and got his shit rocked over and over too because he was trying to play it like cs instead of a moba.variety streamers will never be able to flourish in this game, and moba streamers will never leave their main game long enough to learn this game.overwatch/rivals streamers have most of the mechanics down and the items are simple to learn when you just auto queue a build so they will have the easiest time transitioning.
>>556538192What else do slobs like these qtpie and scarra have going for them besides the small online fanbase they still have?
this is what yamato will look like in 2029
>>556538192What else is he supposed to do?
>>556538042 Alt girl is an aesthetic and preference
>>556538245He's literally just Vayne from League of Legends in that regard.
Silver's funny in brawlShe's really good early on and then completely shits the bed and dies once people get ways to fuck her over
Do you think they'll ever change Haze's guns to these?
>>556537216KINO
>>556538374who?
>>556538342>>556538354kinda basedeven dyrus is still streaming leaguei remember following that guy when i was fucking 12 yo playing leauge in 2010
>>556538090>Cus most people are aimlets.That's absolutely not the reason. They are building him wrong and focusing too much on his gun when he has a serviceable set of abilities.But he is somewhat weak, he doesn't have the bulk to brawl at close range which makes his 2 worthless.
>>556538152pros play for money, but the playerbase is filled with leaguetards and no one who plays dota for fun plays this game
I love Graves wall so much that shit gets absurdly long.
>>556538273uohh, i hope they add more bratty characters to this game
>>556538402hopefully not, why would she be carrying 2 weirdly proportioned thompsons?
>>556537216And then they kissed.
>>556535324BASED
>lost at draft 3 times in a rowgame is dead
fellas how do I quick buy?
>>556538496>no one who plays dota for fun plays this gameI do
I will be doing pic related to (You) if (You) play Venator in my games, you have been warned.
they need to add someone like annie to this game. not a pedophile, though, so make her a big fat ogre instead.
>>556538523why would wraith
>>556538110>Tried to get my friend into this game>He played viper first despite my reccs and had an awful time.>Almost quit until I pushed them to play ignis or haze and had a much better gameSeriously why the fuck do newbs gravitate to Vyper, the character that abuses a mechanic even vets still need to work on abusing? Are they secretly scalies or something?
I play Vyper and solo farm all game so I can delete healthbars at the end in seconds with gun and venom
This Celeste shilling right as Venator wins, as in the very second Venator released suddenly the narrative is "DAMN SHE'S PURE SEX" and "OMG SHE'S HOT" instead of people talking 24/7 about a new hero feels very programmed. Oh, yeah, sure. It's TOTALLY natural for opinions on heroes to 180 between releases so long as it means anyone but Apollo gets in. It definitely isn't the same anti-Apollo cabal that's been manipulating reddit and discord into thinking he's bad. No sir. There is no way a coordinated group of shills and troons have been controlling discourse to make Apollo last. None at all.
>>556538496>no one who plays dota for fun plays this gamethats where ur wrong chud(ik i haven't played in a while)
>>556538568Skill issue. Just queue bebop and win on pure mental damage alone.
>>556538436Dyrus fucked Emiru every day and had her as his personal cocksleeve for League clout when she was still like 18 years old barely legal, and was a bimbo makeup titty stream e-girl and not an uwu pajamas anime girl, and when her body count was like 90 instead of 600.
>>556538569right click
Why does Deadlock have two Rarity's in the game?First Mina (same exact personality), and now Celeste.
>>556538569Right click items in the shop page to queue them, press g when near a shop.
>>556538642Good morning sir
>>556538625She just had a massive model update, stop being retarded.
>>556538605Because gangster with a tommygun is an iconic visual
>>556536346>>556536997Thanks.
>>556538265Trvthnvke. I probably picked poorly taking witchmail isntead but I was blinded by greed of having infinite deadheads.
>>556538381Late game brawl feels so ass on silver with how hard it can be to procc her ult if they get ANY bullet resist. Meanwhile everyone is also armed to the gills so you explode while clicking on them with your confetti gun >>556537216W reference
>>556538632>1.8kstill in the tutorial, you're not a real dotard
i want to enjoy the beautiful NY night skyline but my horny vampire gf keeps trying to fuck me...
>>556538642who the fuck are these people? cyrus the II had sex with a japanese lady?
>>556538642sure... but i see hes still wifeless and childless he needs to find an asian bitch (he is a league streamer after all) to settle down with fucking a few times is pointless
>>556538625i was pro Celeste from the very start
>>556538776You're 5'2
>>556538625Stop noticing, goyim
>>556538668>>556538687very cool, thank you
>>556538625The bimbo song ritual post has been going on for a while now
>>556537407because 99% them are shit
>>5565388672-3. Now if people would stop building punch sinclair then maybe 3-4.
>>556538687>press g what kind of bootleg quick buy do you have?
>>5565388675 if I am solo queueing1 if I am queueing with my friend who likes playing himSimple as
>>556538860sigh i wish...
>>556539003>>556538961teach me how to paly sinclair
>>556538251M&K might make everyone else mad but he's very chill to play, it's incredible the amount of people that don't realise you have a near 4 second instant disable that try to dive you
>>556538642I was heartbroken the first time I saw old emiru and realized the fake autistic anime girl this is an act she does for views
pls do not speak ill of emiru, thank you..
What’s vyper’s remodel gonna be wearing?
>>556539125Nipple pasties.
>>5565388675 if Graves is in the enemy team.
>>556538992PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH PUSH
>>556539125an officially branded Lash t-shirt
>>556539125Lashes tanktop(stolen)
>>556538792>sure... but i see hes still wifeless and childlessYeah, so am I, but I'm older than he is, and I don't have a relatively comfortable life streaming playing videogames after being an OG pro player, who has his dad's nepotism plumbing business to fall back on if it all disappeared tomorrow, and I've never sucked barely legal Emiru's tongue and tasted her lip gloss and licked up drops of her fresh titty sweat while fucking her little hapa pussy raw and barely pulling out in time to blow my fat fucking load all over her supple belly. I will literally never experience any earthly pleasure close to that.So who fucking cares about your fashpilled /pol/ tier "wifeless and childless" shit.
>>5565388673 usually5 if he's counterpicking Dynamo or some shit
>>556539068Firstly you coinflip every time you pick him, because if you don't get good ults to take he's pretty bad. From that point forward you just build him a healthy amount of spirit and treat him as a walking nuke with the ability to shut down certain heroes really hard. Get good at nuking with 1, use 2 and 3 to be obnoxious and stop enemies from doing their job. Use 4 to be a better version of the enemies ult or to cancel theirs.
>>556539125where is this from? the only photos of this before was in the sandbox
>>556539296nigga just travel to germany lots of asian prostitutes on every street corner at nightcarnal pleasures are overrated, what u rly need at like 35+ is a wife and kids for fulfillment but yeah
>>556539334This pic is itself reddit.
>>556539125This looks way too cool. I feel like she needs to look a lot less intimidating
i literally always mistime my counterspell on lash ult
>>556538992>emiru is hot though, can't deny, even wo makeupwhore got ran through by every streamer to get her career including wiggers who look like this.streamer cucks btfo /dlg/ no one cares
>>556538615>heavily gun-oriented so you might think that she isn’t very complex in terms of abilities >sliding is the movement feature that stands out the most to new players as being lots of fun, so they want to try the hero who’s really good at sliding
>>556539125Body paint
>>556539087wait until you see this
>>556539450Virtually every meme you see in these threads are taken from reddit. None of them originate here.
>>556539586generic crazy asian girl, don't see the appeal
>>556539334I voted for Apollo because im gay
>>556539334Nah Apollo deserves to be last for his design but I'm sure he'll be one of the most fun to play.
The game should have KKK member hero. Tbh, the look is just too integral to the history and identity of america. To ease the controversy, they should make him a South Park / Django Unchained -tier parody idiot that gets shit from literally every other agent.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18F_H76WL14
>>556539450Yeah? How do you know?
>>556539586uhmm dating doesnt mean having sex, chud.
>>556538615Infinite ammo while sliding is retarded and annoying honestly.It should be axed and just give larger magazines to compensate.
>>556539334He better be an insufferable, snobbish upper class prick cause if he’s just a generic kinda douchey pretty boy I’m gonna be super disappointed
Maybe I would vote apollo if cunts leaked his kit
>>556534342>>556534875I'm gonna need you to explain to me why you care about ranks.The matchmaking system is shitty and broken and has been broken since 2024. The game is an alpha and keeping matches consistently competitive is low priority in a game with a half-finished roster, routine bugs, minimal leaver penalties, and balance that changes on a near-daily basis.There are no seasons and no historical records of your rank.There are no rewards for achieving a certain rank, not even cosmetic ones.You cannot see other players' ranks and have no way of ascertaining them outside of an opt-in average at the end of a match.There are no specific quantified ways to change your rank, just a best-guess algorithm that shifts it around arbitrarily based on your historical performance. You don't get 15 good boy points for winning or lose 15 good boy points for losing, it just changes.
>>556539069He's so fucking ass and annoying to play before 2.4k becsuse you're not a real character untl you have qsr and mb. But other than that he's chill. I do wish he wasn't such a solved hero the motherfucker can barely deviate. If I don't go qsr > mb > (extra regen if needed) > torment pulse I don't do anything.
any movement demons, definitely did all this intentionally(no bully i'm only 40 hours in)need to start doing that bounce off buildings i see people on vids do all the time
>>556539602That or xitter probably
Venator is gay because his shoelaces are purple, DEAL WITH IT CHUDS
>>556539772gj anonremember to crouch off the zipline for maximum movement boost
>>556539586>asian roastie>people actually simp for this
>>556539772If you wanna come off the zipline like that everytime press ctrl instead of space (assuming you didnt already know that)1 spot left for street brawlDGY19
>>556536654cuz it kinda is a slur, given how ixia inspired the modern christian idea of "hell""ixian" is the politically correct term
in-brawl, one more neededDGY19DGY19DGY19
any other rem monsters itt
>>556538342>scarranothing>qtpie>part of NA's last team that could actually compete against koreansIts not much but you could say he was probably one of north america's best players for league.
>>556538992>>556539586how do i become nonwhite enough to care
>>556538458....on opposite day
>>5565397581, he proclaims his love of penis then dashes in for a stab2, he claims no women can ever touch him, and parries all attacks3, he reminds everyone that he's laid with many men and gives himself an AS and MSpeed buff that refreshes on hit4, he screams "Faggot Flurry!" and dashes between a target and nearby enemies for a while all while being invulnerable.
*gains passive income that only one other hero can access through subway boxes*THANK YOU!!
>>556539892losers who watch people play videogames are the lowest lifeform on the planet
is haze cute?
Why the fuck would I practice movement tech when I can just buy Stamina Mastery every game
>>556533335Im voting for Celeste
>>556540023is this gay enough for 2026 tho?
>>556539961
>>556539761I don't it's just funny to me jumping entire brackets. Hope I don't get fucked by players better than me constantly is all.
>>556539959He's also literally /ourguy/. QT played League inhouses with us in season 2 before /vg/ even existed.
Maybe Epstein was right about torturing children if bullshit like Rem exists.
>game still revolves entirely around gunslopDOA
>>556540120back in my day you'd get 15 stamina from all the items
>>556537216
>>556539892Many people don't actually know this about her, not that it would necessarily change things in 2026. The uwu anime girl shit is a total and complete fabrication. She was literally known as Dyrus' fleshlight and nothing else before she changed her grift.However, I would get lupus to be able to treat her body like a playground for 1 hour and put my tongue and cock on every inch.
>>556540082THANK YOU!! for also making these posts because sometimes I have no idea what to put for 'em.
>>556540124I would've but her fans are too obnoxious
>>556534190>Tiddies just aren't enough anymorewell, we don't even have those so...
>>556540120Stamina Mastery is the prerequisite for movement tech.
>>556536658She's cool but her throwing kunais that cause people to fall asleep seems weirdShe's a secret agent/assassin/hitman, she should throw one of those tranquilizer syringe things
43 for Apollo, will it be enough?
newfag heregame looks interesting, is it actually fun to play?
>haze's knives are clipping through her clothes on the endgame portraitfix this shit icefraud
>>556540392do you like mobas?
hows that wall looking fucko
>Was Ritualist 2 yesterday>I'm Emissary 5 now What the fuck
>>556540392No. Never come back.
>>556540392Yeah it cured my chronic masturbation, now all I do is play deadlock when I'm bored
>>556539474I’ve seen some fan designs that give her more of punkish methhead esc look. If she’s not a naga tho I’m going to be genuinely upset
>all those tranny flag emojis to venators announcementLMFAO, venatorkeks???
>>556539764You can diverge after getting those items but yeah, with the way scorn works QSR is almost always going to be picked up and torment pulse is also a perfect fit for him. Without some way to make his gun not completely terrible after laning it's always going to be that way.
>>556540392its fun, but be warned there's nothing to grind for, no account levels, no battle pass levels, no daily challenges, no stuff to unlock i can't wait to release to give me more reasons to play deadlock
>>556540419thats just the regular select pose
>>556540429played smite and lol on and off since they released
>>556540392As with any moba, it's moreso for sadomasochists than people who actually want to play a fun vidya
>Inhouse full for multiple minutes>Hasn't started yetdead game?
>>556540451who caresevery rank between seeker and oracle is literally the same shit
>>556540276deadlock?
What happened to the doorman poster?
>>556533653To be honest I'm missing character intro videos like those from Team Fortress
>>556540596its more fun than those but you're still getting matches ruined by 0/15 teammates every few games
>>556539586>never been single for over a week since 13some 10/10 white dude is still gonna wife her up and worship her worn out ran through body with his entire heart and soul. Grim.
>>556540392People like different things, but certainly worth trying.>>556540517>all those rusnigger flagsHoly fuck, just cut them off from the rest of the world. Why does humanity have to suffer those subhuman creatures still?
So that lich is going to screw Graves over right? If Seven is telling her its a bad idea and going to waste her potential Im inclined to believe it.
Is it intended design that parying I think stuns everyone around you? It makes late game fights even more chaotic than they already are, half my team is in the deathball parry spamming when it hits it stuns like 3 ppl it's so dumb and chaotic idk if it'll stay this way lol
>>556540738He finally killed himself
>>556540451holy shit wtf, I was (still) Oracle VI last night and I woke up to find myself at Phantom IIII fucking won I think? wtf did they change though
>>556540517aren't you just tired of getting upset at trannies by now?
>>556540820>Lich everyone is ignoring>Only got one hand people could find>Only dumb teenage cares enough to dig it outYes
>>556540820Liches are just gay and crusty vampires at the end of the day. Of course it's going to use and dump her.
>When you finally kill the Mina
>>556540753TF2 only had 9 characters and it took Valve like 6 years or something to make a video for each one. Imagine if they had to do the same with Deadlock.
>>556540596well if you understand how laning phase works and the basics of mobas you should have fun depending if you enjoy the character you're playing, in my opinion. i've played both of those and its pretty decent to solo queue in comparison to those two other games and plus side there's voice chat.
what are you meant to do against a werewolf silver raping your team?
>>556540828just don't heavy melee like a retard or spam light melees enough that someone can parry it
>>556540287>>556540082What are all the neat little tricks you can pull off with these guys?
>>556540908i got boosted to phantom too, weird.guess they're redistributing ranks AGAIN and matchmaking being fucked up earlier today had something to do with it.
>>556541020sucks because I love heavy melee, it's my favorite move in the game
so are they ever gonna balance lash or is he gonna be perpetually allowed to be the braindead auto win do everything excel at everything 55% wr perma picked in pro hero?
Im not against sexy mods or skin but my god the coomer mods for this game are so low quality and trash.
>>556541009Just buy disarming hex? Are you stupid?
>>556541009CC. It's not rocket science.
>>556540975>M&K ult + Abram punch the MinaBrat received correction.
>>556541009Just accept the furry femdom
me and apollo in base while our team is feeding
>>556541115wow how did you typo bebop that badly anon
I like the idea of Infernus drugging and raping Mina. Fucking v*mpire bitch.
I'm about 260 games played and still feel a little lost when it comes to itemization. Still mostly just buying what the guide says with my own situational purchases. I don't really know what to prioritize in learning the game and right now my laning is pretty horrendous so should I just focus that and keep guide following?
I've noticed that sometimes with silver I have a sliver left to ult and then it just procs anyway even if I dont hit them againwhat gives
>>556540975>tfw putting in her skull just as she closes in to Rake my ass
why so many faggots? aren't they more at home in reddit and xitter?
>>556541009Walk away, she can't do anything if you don't let her.
>>556540159He used memes from this place to rise to popularity. He also invested in BTC and shit from here. Before everything went to shit and the 3rd world invaded 4chan.
venator ult is retarded bullshit
>>556541365Hello newfag
>Finally get Venator>Retard silver on my team forgets he has abilities>LoseI'm having so much fun guys :D
>>556541429TIME TO END YOUR MISERABLE EXISTENCE
silver is OP
I wonder if this game will have roles in the future when the meta settles
>>556541295No, learning what items do and when to buy them is super important, the right item can totally shut down the guy carrying the enemy team, even something as simple as rusted barrel can help you win fights in lane. Try to make a fully annotated build for yourself, justify each item with a sentence.
>>556541541I'm actually going to stop playing the game if it adds hard roles
>>556541534YOU'RE COMIN' WITH ME
>>556541541no, this game is pure brawl, they sell it as it being dota but it's actually hots, garbage low skill low brain gameplay
i am preparing my asshole for the upcoming losing streak
>>556541537Her wolf form used to be OP, lucky for you icefraud listened to reddit and nerfed the shit out of it, now her laning is still horrible and even wolf is weak and it's even harder to get into it lol
>>556541365>He lacks critical knowledgeNigga this was the first place to start grooming into the LGBTQ ideology. Back when it was traps who looked good, and would suck you off despite being a fat bastard.
>>556541060Rem has a lot of options at nearly all times, off the top of my head:-Seeing sinners spawn on enemy side, using subways to get it and get out-Putting helpers on a sidelane, then moving to other side of the map to get active in skirmishes-Putting helper on teammate about to be blown up by spirit heroesand a funny more situational one:-Using helpers to claim rejuv, ulting through mid top floor into people on rejuv
>>556539936I want to shoot myself in emi how do you deal with ritualist on a macro hero?
>>556540926aren't you tired of people calling you "Sir"?
>>556541723I've been here far longer than you, chuddie, you're not saying the truth
Is Venator ult still one shotting people after the bug fix?
>>556541801why would i be upset? i was born a male.i'm just tired of you motherfuckers screaming TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY yes i fucking know these faggots exist please just stop talking about them i don't care.
>>556540392no, im only staying for the characters desu
>purple shoelaces mean you're a fag according to clittercan someone check billys shoelace color real quick to find out what ideology he is repping? if he is red or white, he is officially a chud hero
>>556541843are we just pretending "sex with abrams" hasn't been a thing since forever now? the only difference is that now there are more characters which just equals more ammunition for fags
>>556540507naga for sure but yeah punk or methhead needs to happen
>>556541991Last thing you see after coming out of the 7/11 with a pack of menthols
>>556539812why have the trannies tried taking over deadlock so thoroughly? The official discord is absolutely ruined by them. Honestly I don't think I've seen any other game have it this bad besides memes like concord. When a new hero in any other moba or hero shooter comes out, I don't see 90% of posts claiming them as some variation of tranny mental illness like what is happening with deadlock.
>>556542060I feel guilty becauss I thirstpost for many of the male characters in this game in thread. I shan't be stopping though, I love men like how you love women.
>>556540507>punk methhead nagamy dick can only get so hard anon
>>556541541I hope not, the lack of roles makes queueing a lot more bearableI'm sure the competitive scene will have heroes in designated roles but I feel like it's better for everyone else that they don't have to be put into roles they don't want to play
>>556542060I thought you meant on the website, yeah, this general is pretty effeminate
>>556542052One shoe is orange, the other green
>>556541991Alright no body move it's penis inspection day; PANTS DOWN NOW!
>>556539772cute
If you're low health you get the cube simple as
>>556541207this made my dick twitchI have a girlfriend
>>556541843I only drop trvkes because I'm the Duke of Trvkes. Cope, seethe, mald. Or you can refute my post but you won't because you're so booty blasted dripping chocolate bussy juice because i hit you with a trvke bomb
>>556542169Based
Just a reminder not to abandon matches just because you ate shit during the first 5 minutes.>>556541521One bad team mate is not an excuse.
>>556542307>not Dvke of TrvkesONEJOB
>>556541726HELPERS CAN CLAIM REJUV??
>>556542362They can claim any crystal yes.
Silver is so fucking bad even in brawl now
>>556542113every game with a diverse cast and quirky dialogue wo anything to filter them will end up like this, Venator is the first char that a tranny would never like and is kinda off putting but he's alone against the degen hordes
>>556542278*accidentally cancels it and dies*
>>556542113Just leave the Discord and don't open Twitter.
>>556542427Nigga git gud.
>>556542113trannies stop being a thing in games once you ascend past shitter ranks
>>556542113>trannies>discordthey exist on the internet and live in discord bro
>>556542330I detest people like you
>>556542514>Get wolf form>Enemy team just backs up to tower
>lane vs mcginnis and graves (ew)>get soul lead by just outfarming them and denying while they mindlessly push>spend the rest of the game ragebaiting mcginnis in chat and never dyingi love playing mina, i love ragebaiting in all chat
>>556542113Sorry chud, but Valve saw all of those "add LGBTQ to Deadlock" Steam posts and they stepped up and listened.
>>556541060Put them on Graves zombies to make them immortal jihadistsPut them on McGinnis turrets to trick your McGinnis player into thinking they actually do damagePut them on medic trooper during lane to make it impossible to shove and make your harass that much betterPut them on another ranged trooper during lane because 1 point in 3 gives you a second one and most heroes cannot kill a Helper'd trooper in one magazine unless they're building gun and it's mid/lategamePut them on boxes as you run through the jungle since they don't break sprint Put them on Victor to make him even more of a lightspeed rape machine and nullify the downside of his auraPut them on Abrams, M&K, or any other hero who likes running at people to CC them Put them on the enemy team's sinners at 8:01 to punish them for being in your lanePut them on boxes in tunnels too because your MS is boosted in tunnels for some reason and literally nobody can contest your farmPut them on any trooper in whatever lane you're not using if you're doing a big push (like after midboss), if your team tards out and gets wiped it'll still push every lane up to walker/base so the enemy team will probably not be able to capitalize off of your deathsPut them on bridge buffs to save the 2 seconds of running up to hit itPut them on rejuv after sleeping the enemy team, this is not a wise use of your ult but it's VERY funny>>556542060TICK TOCK HEAVY LIKE A BRINKS TRUCK
when is soraka in this game? silence field would be mega op
>>556542113Evil corrupts everything it touches
How do I secure victories with early leads?I have a lot of games where I get ahead but then the rest of my team feeds their asses off and we lose anyway.Picrel is a game where me(Vyper) and Haze were lane mates and consistently at the highest souls after the early game and then two of the enemy team gets 20 kills and we lose anyway.
>>556542052>>556542252apparently his two coloured ones mean that he slimed a cop once
>playing brool>be full health>latin chanting>get reduced to my constituent atoms>this happens multiple times>start hiding when I hear prayers
>>556542820>>556542872
I am the Neuro of Deadlock...
>>556542361Forgive me I'll workshop some more
>>556541289This, but diddy & epstein.
>>556542872they're not mad at the possibility that venator might be LGBT, they're mad the LGBT people are inserting their politics into something that doesn't have anything to do with LGBT politics
>>556541991>HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
PLEASE PLEASE PLEAE SPELASLEPEALDPE STOP GIVJG ME THESE FUCKING INBRED SHITTERS PELASE IM FUCKONG BEGGINGI CAN STUN AND DISABLE THE ENEMY ALL DAY BUYT IT DOESNT MATTER IF THESE NIGGERS DO ABSOLUTELY NTOHING WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT IN PLAYING DOORMAN IF THESE NIGGERS STARE AT A DOUBLE CART STUN AND KNOCKDOWN AND STILL CANT KILL THE ENEMYKill all niggers and redditors that play this game, they need to be eliminated COMPLETELY I WANT THEM GONE AOLREADY
0-4 on Rem how many games do you think until I get one win?
>>5565388675 in street brawl2 in normal mode
>>556543163uuuuh what gives this isn't a reddit meme?
>>556542113>>556542941>>556542820>>556542872Kill yourselves, mutts.>>556542643>approach enemy during my ult>enemy goes back to safe spot>I must follow them to certain doom because of ticking clock
Why can I only do decently when playing with the ice guy?
>>556543193ult one and double cart one shot another
>>556543262>Re-engage when your ult is down>You're fucking worthless because you're human silver
Alright, I enjoyed a few games with McGinnis, setting up three turrets really helped (even if I mainly get assists followed by deaths followed by kills) but the healing zone is really small. So I'm wondering if there's a beam/leash healer like Medic/Mercy/Rei in this game?Also I have a feeling that when buying items I thought were cool I replaced some of those I already had - is there some limit on how many items of a given level you can have?
Yep it's time to be the Alpha Awooooooooooooooooo
>>556542427>even in brawl nowHave you tried not running directly at the enemy or chasing them? Every Silver I fight seems to think I'm just gonna stand there and let her claw me, but I just walk away.
>>556543262cope freak
Getting rid of steam awards has caused all the clownbaiting ARYANGODKINGPHILOSOPHERS to spread out into the wider community as a whole.
>>556540023>2, he claims no women can ever touch him, and parries all attackskino
>>556542052Purple is a vatican color.
>>556542113the absolute state of deadlock discord
>>556536896Silver's POV every night
I hope they keep nerfing Graves because she still feels busted in BROOL Such a stupid fucking character
>>556543576And the rainbow belongs to God, do you think these worms care?
>>556541343Whenever you deal a hit on a hero or receive a hit from anything, you activate passive bloodlust generation for 2 seconds totalling roughly 5% of your total bloodlust
>>556543262Don't be so afraid of wasting a 30 second cooldown ult. Making the enemy leave is also a use for it.
What a disappointment Venator is. I know his skills were leaked before but he is so boring and bad. Literally just Vindicta without flying + Wardens 1 and the shotgun stun which barely even fits with his kit. Plus his voice actor kinda sucks. So much more you could have done with a Priest vampire hunter character.
DGY19rejoin brool
DGY19 In house is FUCKING UPno chuds allowed
>>556543712He's pretty fun I just wish his 3 was something interesting
>>556543419You were buying upgrades for your items, which replaces them and gives you a discount.>the healing zone is really smallYou can buy range increase items in the shop, and McGinnis heal specifically increases it's radius with more spirit power. Stats that scale with spirit power on an ability are highlighted in purple and have a star icon.>beam healerNo, only burst healing in this game; there is no healer role.
>>556538342That guy has been streaming for 10+ years actively, used to be the #1 league streamer for a period of time, and he effectively has no money spending since all he does is sit in his room and wear the same clothes for decades on endHe's probably sitting on 9 digits at this point provided his chink wife didn't take half when she left him to go ride the cock carousel on onlyfans
>Hey guys look at the inside of this septic tank! Isn't fucking disgusting???
post top 5 heroes and rankgo
>>556543849hey where's mina
>>556542872Most of these "purple shoelaces = Venator is a raging queer" fags also happen to be vocaloid fans, here is a reminder that Teto is a white supremacist because she wears white shoelaces :)
>>556543849>I went into the gay bar and it was full of faggots! What the hell?
>>556543260the fact that i personally drew it specifically to respond to someone in the thread
Can you still play Paradox as a pseudo-sniper with her kinetic carbine?
Silver is so bad I can actually get her without priority tokens now
>be so dogshit that enemy team wins despite having 2 quitterswhops...
>>556542052I like how the troons always try clapping back with "you're obsessed stop saying trannies so much!" yet they are so obsessed with their fetish that they see SHOELACES and think of their tranny fetish. Isn't that like textbook schizophrenia?
>>556543993yes, and you can consistently get top player damage with it too
>>556542461It was so funny seeing that tranny Deadlock youtuber react to the new characters and hes like “ohh wow this character is so cute this character is so pretty shes so cool” then it gets to venator and you instantly see the cross and hes like “oh.. haha hes cool my mom would like this guy haha”
>>556543993>>556543993>>556544010>>556544036dude no one gives a fuck join the fucking in house you stupid paki fuck.>>556543756>>556543716Join, stop fucking talking you boring fucking faggots no one gives a shit what you have to say, come fill, do something useful with your boring shit life.
>>556543993You can't play Paradox at all unless you are Pro % skill levelSame as HolidaySame as Silver
how the fuck do I 1v11 on Lash?
Which Deadlocker would do this for you?
>>556544080very nice, used to be my favorite build
why the fuck did they give every one of these new characters some kind of ability that fucks with movementI'm getting fucked raped constantly as Vyper in this patch
who is shit in street brawl
>>556544150>same as hollidayis spirit holliday barrel spam not viable anymore?
It's starting to reach that point where everywhere I look deadlock receives praise, this game is going to be huge
>>556544240drifter, holliday, doorman
>>556544164Ivy, but it might not feel so good
>>556544240"tanks"silver
>>556543662>Fight Graves in Brawl>Can just spam melees on her, she makes no attempt to parry or move out of the way.Well she's attracting her targeted audience at least.
>>556544245Falls off massively after mid-game and you become an ult bot
>>556544240drifter still has a decent damage output but his gimmicks are isolation and stack farming and neither of those really work in brawl
>>556542330>match reversal>abandon matches>ate shit first 5min>one bad team matedude you're playing fuckin aram you're not playing the real game lmao
>>556544267Deadlock is being used a lot as an example to use against Overwatch (OW has new heroes and they're all generic as shit, while Deadlock ones are all unique)>>556544395You would've hated an evil Graves game I had in brawl where I got a lucky rebuttal roll and the retard enemy team kept trying to punch my grave over and over
Wonder if we get a slav since we already got latinx and other minorities.
>>556544339silver is shit everywhere though
This is it for me bros, I'm uninstalling deadlock.This shit is just like dota 2, it's a great game hindered by the fact that more often than not you're gonna get a bunch of mouth breathing fucking subhumans who go 0/10 and start screaming in whatever jibber gibber garbage language they speak and you just end up in a 30 minute waste of time.I'm not going through this shit again.
>>556544547this shit made me pick up dota 2 for the first time
she may be shit but she isn't a quitter
So what mode do you guys prefer, 30-minute stomp, or 10-minute stomp where you can't even get the items you need
>>556544517https://deadlock.wiki/RavenThere was a WIP Slav hero in a now-removed game mode called hero labs
>>556544593Why did they make the DC symbol piss yellow
>UPDATE AVAILABLEgot any more of them balance changes yoshi?
>>556544547there is literally no way to solve this, such is the nature of mobasi suppose you could make the game more casual, introduce even more comeback mechanics, passive gold, more shared stuff and the likebut then it'll die
Patch?
>>556544609nioh 3
>>556544646easiest color to see
>>55654460910 min, how the fuck is this even a question? Unfulfilling wins and do cant do anything loses are retarded and I want that shit over with ASAP.
>>556544609never been stomped in brool. maybe try a luck build or smorthin idk
>>556543604The discord is so shit it's not even funny. Got dudes calling venatir a pedophile while basically moonlighting as one. Don't even get me started on their takes on matchmaking and overall balance with mmr and so on
HOLY SHIT THEY JUST MADE SILVER C-TIER
HOLY SHIT BEBOP IS C TIER NOW
>>556544010Its telling how bad these new heros are that Apollo and Celeste are most likely going to be the same.They were so afraid of releasing another Shiv with Silver that they skipped over the period where he was good and started her off as total dogshit.
TURN ON C(TIER)NN
>>556540984well now they probably have even more money and resources to do it faster I guess, and additionally it's not their like main product?
>>556544609I hate literally everything about the MOBA mode and I fucking despise knowing that a game will be a complete stomp against my team within the first 5-10 minutes but still having to slog it out for the next half hour
>>556544164Silver after she's fixed
>>556544010Did her Ult get nerfed into the ground in the last 2 days?I don't feel invincible at all in her ult anymore. I can barely 1v1.
why did valve add futabait
Do they include lists of bug fixes anywhere near in patch notes? I want to see what was causing the Ven bug
>>556542694How is that ew, that lane is completely free for mina.They have literally nothing that even slightly threatens you unless you're dumb enough to get caught on the wrong side of a wall with 2 down.
>>556544779>Got dudes calling venatir a pedophile while basically moonlighting as one.Oh so it's literally /dlg/ but it's Venator instead of Seven
>>556544976yes it didthey made her laning better but gutted the ult, its dogshit now
Vortex Web is cokedEvery game I buy this and they don't have one, we auto win.
I'm not gonna click around the wiki for hours to find out, who clears waves the fastest?
>>556544987Apollo is yaoibait though, Silver is the futabait character
>>556545108Me.
>even my emmi games are hyper carry versus hyper carry where the remaining 10 players just sit and watchGreat progress on the game Yoshi.Totally is better than it was in 2024 (it's not).
>>556545108Geist and Seven
I was just thinking about making a hero idea that's two dwarf wrestler twins. I didn't tell anybody. I didn't think about it out loud. I didn't look it up. I wasn't even near any devices at all but once I got on my computer, youtube suddenly decided to recommend me a video about midgets fighting right on my front page. What the hell kind of technology does Google posses?. I know all of this sounds like a joke but was Lain a warning??I even thought about them launching Lash away with a Goofy cartoon scream and this was recommended on the same pagehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBLdQ1a4-JI
>>556545108seven or mcginnis or geist 1 max
>>556545108slork
>>556544665>>556544743>>556544937The only way this is getting fixed is with the option to forfeit, in a game that is entirely based (at the very least highly dependent) on skill there's no point playing from a losing position
>>556545108my penis
>>556545120no such thing as futabait ya homo
>>556545329not happening since icefrog is very very against thisfor some reason
>>556545329>forfeitgood luck with that.
>>556545258mcginnis still has to shoot them all manually, turrets are slow as shit and then you've just wasted a turret charge on a wave that took 6 seconds to clear
>>556545108followup question, are they the best splitpushers too? ratting is my only moba strategy, it's all I have>>556545217>>556545258>>556545259
>>556545389bait is something that appeals to a demographictherefore apollo is futabait
>>556545429who?
>>556545474if you want to rat you should play wraith or mcginnis
It's gonna be really funny when all 6 of these new heroes are unplayable for anyone other than pros
>>556545531he's in charge of dota, and now deadlock
>>556545558Yeah graves is really high up there
>>556545474Ivy is the best splitpusher
>>556545329next you're going to cry that pause needs to be removed.
>>556545050idk i can never proc my bite thing
>>556545438The only way for us to get a forfeit option is to have more and more people afk in spawn and open for the enemy team to win. Thats the only way to get a forfeit. Problem is whenever people shit their pants crying to open and end, they always run out of spawn and keep fighting and pushing lane.
>>556545624After she gets gutted enough times she'll only be useful as a macro play character for ppl with 500iq game sense
>>556545474Mcginnis kills towers like crazy but doesn't have a free escape like most ratgods.
>>556545474play Ivy.
>>556545474mcginnis or wraith
>>556545474Ivy and Wraith for ratting
>apollo - fujobait>celeste - trannybait>graves - pedobait>rem - redditbait>silver - furrybait>venator - barabaitdo I have this right?
I hate active items
>>556545981you missed one.>you - faggot
>>556545981end yourself
>>556540507
>>556546037>>556546041you mad
>>556546078the ingame pic of the model looks like shit, just as "early alpha" as the current one
why are there so many fags on this game
>>556546037>>556546041spot on, I see
>>556546107You're a degenerate who wont reproduce
I really like playing Paradox, did I fuck up?
>>556546107It's almost definitely botsThe post they're replying to is completely innocuous. 0 reason for two people to get mad at and reply to it instantly.
>>556546225do you win more often than you lose?
graves build im playing withconcept is build arctic blast + spirit + duration extender to maximize your root + allow your skulls + zombies to connect more reliably on your targets, it actually does a lot of damage and feels way more fun that retard gun/debuff graves, takes a bit to come online though
>>556542113100% It's because of the culture the game having a dedicated Discord caused. You need to understand that Discords are LGBTQ+ hiveminds because they're the perfect place to TALK about the game instead of playing it. Faggots don't want to play the game because it's not about them, it's about the game itself. They want to sit around and talk endlessly about themselves because they're naturally narcissistic as fuck.It's why you see a new hero posted and there's 1k+ tranny flags and then you actually go play the game and it's a bunch of white young adult males shouting slurs.
>>556545059The hell is a split pusher
>>556546327How long is your nose?
>>556546078not really a fan of this style, I feel like she should retain some of the goofy nature of her current look
>>556541775i played league enough to know that my team is retarded and doesn't know how to push waves and i just max goobers -> put 2 minions on each lane while running around and taking camps and become a millionaire in 10 minutes
>>556542932This is like the second Rem image I have saved because every other image was just softcore gay porn.
>>556544976You need to deal about twice as much damage to activate it now. Which means you can't use it in lane at all unless you're against someone with a bunch of hp, because they'll be dead by the point it's halfway charged. And if they buy bullet resist you then have to land proportionally more shots. And the amount of bloodlust needed also grows as time elapses. Basically, you're only able to use it in prolonged teamfights or by hitting and running A LOT with no downtime.
>>556540685
>>556545981
yooo valve adding cosmetics next patch ?!
>>556546629i just know she'll also take the lazy route and not do the bobcut justiceand it'd just be long hair mina which is an abomination, her hair is roughly 50% of her character identity
>>556546225Me too.I dropped three whole ranks ever since I took a liking to her.
i want lash to come home after the gym and then rub my face in his crotch
>>556542060>>556542169>>556542328I'm not gay but I do love the 'Sex with Abrams' shitpost because he just goes in and rapes you.
>>556546647Y'know those are spoofable right?
>>556546597between silver and shiv something tells me that "rage meter" characters fundamentally never work because their max meter needs to be bullshit overpowered like 2-3 characters worth to be worth using and if you can't get meter then you're weaker than half a character so it's just a polarizing mess
>>556546647>make innocuous post>anon spazzes outthis is your third post having a tantrum over a meaningless post
in-street shittingDGY19DGY19DGY19
>>556546647Wow what a harmless fetish account, anyone who gets mad at this surely cant be real
>>556545474>ratting is my only moba strategyIvyGravesRemSevenDoorman>>556546527I know your pain, also I fucking hate that most western art doesn't get uploaded to boorus and the only option is trawling twitter, gelbooru has literally two pieces of dynamo art
>>556546807I'm telling you it's botsYou probably just hit some kind of magical keyword combo. It can happen.
>download maroon 5 animals silver ult as a joke>tfw it actually helps me know where silver is since it's way louder than her normal ult sound
>>556546807
>>556546776That's why I didn't like using her after two minutes in the lobby room. Her normal form is so fucking weak
>>556540451 (me)Get me the fuck out of this rank, I'm already sick of fighting these Paiges
What am I even supposed to do as Silver if I land my combo and don't get ult from it>Bounce off someone with 2, sitting duck and get CC raped
>>556547010holy fuck where can i see more
>>5565413654chan has been defanged for some time now and just exists as a tertiary place for online people to socialize. probably doesn't help that this is the first place leaks tend to filter through if you aren't in a Super Sekrit discord to begin with.
>went back to base at full hp and dc ragequit right before the brool ended to make a statement I guess and ate a banwhat kind of 3rd world autistic retards do I play with?
>>556546815DGY192 More for brool
>>556546998I need a sound mod for bebop bombs late game, I cannot time the counterspell for when everyone is using every cd in the game at the same time
>>556547023She was fine when the normal form was just meant to run away until the ult is ready and then trigger it with the 3>2>1 combo. Now getting your ult is ten times harder so she feels awful to play 90% of the time.
>>556546747>implying jeets and seamonkeys know how to spoof their IP>implying there was any need to spoof when the country of origin was never displayed except by accident on X's part
>>556547010is he having fun
>>556547048pick another character
>>556547010where are you taking my mina player teammate?
Bring them back
>>556546998i wanna get a sound mod for viscous that changes the goo ball sounds to>NAAAAAAA NANANANANA, NA, NA, NA KATAMARI DAMACY
Genuinely what the fuck were they thinking with Graves?
>>556547096
>>556547418"How do we get pedophiles to play our game?"
>>556547367no.https://youtu.be/xqJsU0iN_UI
>>556547418its the girlfriend character
>>556547418Every shooter needs a braindead autoaim character these days
>>556546345about half, team depending.
>>556547048Pretend you're lash and climb to safety or perish
>>556547371https://gamebanana.com/sounds/85794
>>556547323she's on all-fours getting railed by that pig
>>556547048she's not really playable currently assuming your opponents aren't dogshit awful. even if you land all of your abilities you don't get enough charges to ult.
>>556547491TF2 is nearly 20 years old Anon
>>556547418if you think shes bad until they add the egirl enchanter hero. and no thats not paige, too many actives.
>>556547418they weren't, the character is pure cancer probably best for the game's health that they nerf her into the ground and maker her F tier until she's redesigned
>>556545474Ivy, viscous, and holiday have great escapesDoorman and Sinclair can teleport away with setupRem and calico can escape down tunnels if they don't get damaged for 6 secondsIvy, geist, and Paige all have grenades and set the floor on fireRem and graves can summon super troopers than boost a wave for a long timeMost characters can insta clear a wave after 20 minutes anyway
>>556537407I still cant believe she fucks dogs
I like picking Silver in brool
Go with 6 people?
>>556547739i only play brool
Is it time for me to retire?
>>556547742need 8 or you're of a homosexual persuasion
Give Brool rankedI demand it.
>>556547859I don't have much faith we are gonna get another 2
>>556547048Play something else until they fix her. She's a bruiser that can only bruise after the fight is over
2 more for street brawlDGY19DGY19DGY19>>556547904homo!
I DON'T CARE THAT THE GAME ISN'T OUT I WANT "MEET THE CULTIST" SFM ANIMATIONS FROM VALVE AND I WANT THEM NOW
>me after fixing Silver's alcoholism, depression and lycanthrophy
Join the inhouse if your penis is large.
Just found out about Venator being gay bros...dont think I can continue to play him
>>556547475If it was any other studio they would stick with that design, mostly because they wouldn't have infinite time and money to burn.
tfw no silver gf
For the love of fucking christ can we please just have a real fucking pick system?I'm so fucking sick of running into games where the enemy team has 2-3 late game gun carries and we have none and we just lose because it's fucking Seeker and nobody in this bracket can end the game before their carries come online.
>>556548247oh..
Why can I aim with Venator but not Silver
>>556548247what if I have a little sissy boi-clitty...
>>556547469She's way too old looking for that.
>>556547819>2 games played>28 commends
>>556548401then we should have sex
>>556548192Are you a cute girl
>>556548401Innocuous post spotted
>>556543604
>>556548453cisgender hrt srs femboy
>>556548375silvers gun is broken in the not working way atm
>>556546395i really don't get why they made their own dedicated forum site for deadlock and still decided to use discord for communicationmost of the people using discord wouldn't bother with the forum for communication so i don't think there would be too many posts
>>556543604>>556548519>Go to Retarded Tranny District>"Holy shit there's retarded trannies, I need to inform /dlg/ at once!"When you were a kid and learning to ride a bicycle did you intentionally fall down so your dad would spend more time with you?
>>556548519
>>556548651thats the point, to filter out low quality feedback so the forum can be better used for developing the game
>>556548519>trans highlightedare you literally looking up mentions of trans using the search function just to find shit to get mad atkill yourself
>>556548678settle down tranny
>>556548375Silver's shots missing is much more problematic than Venator missing anything >Miss shots on Venator - just course correct your aim and it's fine>Miss Shots on Silver - you are dead and useless
>>556548716
>>556544987is that bait FOR futas or...?
Silver was my least favorite design but I'm really good at her unga bunga playstyle. The resets are kino
blease... one more for street brawl...DGY19DGY19
*buys item that reduces movespeed by 1*
>>556547469She's god a massive greek hook nose and looks like she smells like shit, I doubt those are appealing to the uwu anime types
>>556548536can you post your cute butt pls
idk why Graves gets this place so schizo when dota had multiple summoners it's starting to feel like brainlets venting their skill issue desu her 1 isn't even any good and her 3 is irrelevant
surely she won't be last, right?
>little chungus rat sanrio animal character>seemingly a literal yuumi copy>actually requires the highest sense of macro and least amount of pocketing why is valve trying to get the egirls to learn to play
>>556548881
Do you think the 'cord 'roons realize Valve has no reason to bend over backwards to cater to them whatsoever?
>>556549068they already have Paige, Rem is the thinking man's support
>>556549045I assume it's because even though she's trash against people with normal IQs she absolutely shit stomps browns and zoomers
Y'all crackers be wildin about them trans folks. Shiit like chill nigga.
>>556547475Fuck the Neotokyo aesthetic was so coolNot vibing with everyone wearing some weird spaceman armor but the surroundings looked sickOccult NYC is sick too though so I don't really mind the change, but really wish there were more games with the Neotokyo aesthetic
Played with a Sinclair whose voice sounded exactly like Henry, If you told me that was his VA playing I'd believe you.
>>556549160I don't think about faggots on discord at all.
>>556549160They play the game and will buy pride cosmetics. You wont.
>>556548239why is it a fucking nigger?
>>556549241you silly doggy
>>556538042>looks like a circus clownAnon, she is a freak circus thot, that's why she looks like cheap pornstar, that's the whole point.>>556540137Is it too hard to save a real pic from google, paste it in the mirror and make it back and white?
AHHHHHHHHH i wanna impregnate the wolf girl so badi wanna grab her by the hips and breed her like a primal beast under the blood moon tail wrapped around me like a furry carnal noose—her ears twitching with every PLAP PLAP PLAP as i stuff her with my filthy human seedshe's gonna be howling my name, clawing the walls, tongue out, eyes rolling back while i turn her into a mommyi’ll give her a whole litter—no, a damn packthe village elders beg me to stop but it’s too late—her womb's already been claimed by my rampaging geneticsher fertile little tummy swelling day by day while i pat it and whisper “good girl… good breeder…”imagine the babies… fluffy-eared, tail-wagging hybrids calling me papa and mauling the mailmani will not be normal. i will not be saved. i will impregnate this wolf girl and ascend to a feral platonic idealPLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>556549241did you tell him HENRY, I NEED YOUR HELP
>>556549330Valve won't even make those. You're delusional.
why is this troon posting xer friends on discord?
>>556549192She literally is a retardstomper in low ELO, they don't know how to kill the skulls or tombstones, and panic when a beam latches on to them. It's why she had an absurd winrate in initiate and a more even one in the upper tiers. It's just I didn't expect unironic initiates in here spending a week screeching about her. She feels fine to me? Like it's probably because I play tanks or AoE heavy spirit nukers but I have no problem dealing with her, and when playing as her her gun and 1 feel underwhelming, so she just feels balanced to me now?
>>556549408silver is a lesbiansorry to tell you, fren
>>556549408If I was allowed to post images, I would post the longest kneeling compilation I have right nowThis is the post, this one right here
Bad news, everyone:
>playing like shit>get bumped up a rating tier anywaysfucking STOP I'm not meant to be in this fuckass oracle rank I'm a shitter and I belong with my people in Ritualist or Arcanist or some shit
>>556549047Cute painting/drawing anon
>>556542872SODOM WILL BURN
I think Lash might be too hard for me bros.
>>556549638Stop pretending that anyone knows who these faggots are
>>556549638what doth the oracle say
>>556549047nah there's no way apollo winshonestly i'm fine with either, i liked all the heroes anyways
just remove rank, not only does it not work properly it also doesnt matter.it only pisses everyone off
>>556549638>ABRAMS WONT FUCKING DIE
>>556549763>not knowing DSPLurk 2 weeks before posting
>0-6Is it my fault?Should I just kill myself now and rid the world of another useless deadlock player?
i didnt even know this game had a neutral objective with buffs, because not even the 'tutorial' tells you there is one.
>>556549798Yes, not only that but 6v6 is too sweaty and not action-packed enough, it should be 12v12
>>556549798rank is fine but im not sure why they pair me, an archon, into a match with alchemists to average it out at emissarylike wtf, if I dont pick a carry we get raped cause im the highest rank person in the game
>>556549679I jumped from Alchemist to Ritualist just now after losing a game shit makes no sense
>>556549638>I DO NOT DAMAGE AND DIE INSTANTLY WTF
>>556549838>NO YOU HAVE TO KNOW WHO MY FAVORITE ECELEB IS OR YOURE A NEWFAGBack to Discord, sweaty
>>556549638>WHY THE FUCK DID THIS ELVIS MONKEY JUST INSTANTLY KILL ME>ACKACKACKACKACK>IT'S SO BULLSHIT DUDE
>>556549894Reminder that the game pairs you in lane with someone to average out/equalize ranks. And then makes that pointless by letting people just swap lanes.
>>556549894Being the best player on the team is horrific>You go to skirmishes/teamfights>The worst player(s) on the team have no game sense or macro, your walkers get pressured by fucking creeps>You sigh and lanejanny because nobody else will>Your retard teammates perma engage 5v6 while behind and die on repeat
I've not once ran into a tranny playing this game. I've only run into people calling each faggots and making rape jokes and some peppered nigger drops. Which makes me wonder do they even play the game?
rate my silver build 1-10got 20 kills with it but im sure there are some better choices I could have made. I maxed ult first
>hero that parks itself in the sidelane permanently>hero that 1shots people parked in the sidelane permanentlythese are the only 2 types of characters I can play. how do I correct this behavior?
>>556549903>>556549679I went from ritualist 2 to emissary 4
>>556547590TF2 has medic and sniper for braindead players.
>>556550046looks good!
>>5565498382 weeks? not 2 years?
>>556550071Select random hero every match
>>556549879the tutorial was recorded in 2023, no one knew about them back then and they didn't give buffs, there were only two of them on the map without an icon and you could only reach them with a double jump because the buildings didn't have stairs
>>556550030if they did silver would have been voted firstinstead rem was voted first because normies and ledditors DO play the gameand then graves was second because cunnyfags DO play the game
>>556550027>6v3 game because i made the enemies>everyone charges at the bebop and all die to his bombs>one of my other competent teammates leave and now it's a 5v3>lose the game because they're literally too braindead to do anything but walk up and die to bebop
>>556549763>>556549970Stop pretending one of two things:1. you don't know who DSP isor2. you're older than 19fucking faggot ass poseur retard>Huh? "Christian Chan?" is that some Chinese guy? Some fighting game player from China? quit with the eceleb shit no one has heard of that, PAJEET. Hehe 2 years ago I was listening to King Von and now I'm racist. But only to Indians. I found 4chan in 2019 btw.
>>556550027I actually stopped queueing Paige because it kept giving me horrendous downtiers where I would spend all game clearing up our pushed sidelanes instead of being the useful support force multiplier in all the fights my mouth breathing ape teammates were picking.
>>556550147yea the games ui dont even tell anything spawned. i tried asking my team if we should do it and they didnt even know what i was talking about
Four* threads ago somebody mentioned that Paradox should have Time Lapse as one of her skills and to respond to that: Instead she should have a combination of Time Lapse and Glimpse.T0: Selfcast only, reverts her to the position she was 4 seconds ago. No regained health or other Weaver fuckery.T1: You can cast it on allies as a tool to save them.T2: Gains Weaver fuckery, reverting your health/barriers/buffs to what they were 4 seconds ago.T3: You can cast it on enemies to have it work as a Glimpse. They do not get the benefit of health/barrier/buff reversion.
>>556550046Where's your express shotHow you gonna get into wolf form
I don't even know how to begin to learn how to move in this game.
i disregarded all ratting advice and picked the fire nigga instead. he's cool but I think the main issue with the game is that it's not very fun
Celeste fucks horses on her grandparents' farm in upstate New York
>>55655002799% of my matches.and my aim isn't good enough to win the 1v1 consistently when playing the hard carries that make good lane janitors, like infernus, haze, wraith.
>>556550360Watch a movement vid, open up the free roam mode and just practice a couple minutes every day
>>556550360In the lobby there's a room with a projectorIt shows you the highest ranked matches going on and you can watch themThe Eternum6GODS do some crazy movetechsI spectated some of those games and tried to steal the movetechsMostly unsuccessfully but I have gotten good at wallhops and sliding everywhere
>>556550286nobody wants weaver's ulti brought to this game, it's bad enough that we have puck
>>556550202>having a melty this bad because someone doesn't care about your favorite ecelebSeriously. Discord. Go back.
>>556550360The tutorials do not do a good job explaining all the autistic movement tech the game has, and a lot of it just just Warframe-tier nonsense like spamming crouch to momentarily get infinite ammo.
>>556550360get comfortable with sliding, and landing dash jumps consistently.and just worry about dashing while on the ground and double jumping.and holding crouch when mantling so you power slide.forget about all the other tech until you feel comfortable doing all those.
>>556550675I'd say I'm mostly okay with those but like combining them all and then especially adding all the wall jumps the pro players do feels impossible
They need to LOOSEN the matchmaking so new players who should be ranked higher get sent up faster. I installed less than a week ago and running into obvious movetech gods from Apex Legends who clownglide up a vertical incline and then spin around my head like a stripper while landing every shot makes the game feel like shitLet me play with fellow retards please, send these guys up to eternum or wherever they belong
>>556549047There's more than enough Luna Snow players that will vote for a similar character to play.
>>556533335Is this good? Almost 600h into the game
>>556550517I've never thought that Nether Swap has been a good fit for Paradox's theme/design and I'd rather have something as frustrating as weaver ult/disruptor glimpse in it's place.
>>556550867Eternus is already inflated as is
>>556549638He is right you know
>>556550334decay, express is a garbage item ever since it nerfed the ammo cost by a lot
>>556550916DSPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNrT8cCfzv4
>>556550843just get those down first.wall jumping especially is like top 1% schmovement tech.lay a sturdy foundation before trying to add furniture.
>>556550360https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXgzfuXCSJMThis one answered all of my questions.
I actually never found Rem's secret home in the hideout before now. That's neat.
>>556550551I'm having a "melty" (fucking zoomer faggot slang) because you're an entirely fraudulent, tryhard, pathetic, PERFORMATIVE faggot. Go back to /v/.or better yet go back to x.com blud fr on godso much microplastics in ur balls senpai no diddyI'd cave your head in with a BAT.
>>556550046Inhibitor over Silencer
>Hit ascendantHell yeah niggi
>>556547010where are you finding these pig videos i need more
>>556547603I just want her 2 reworked, it's probably the best CC in the game, period, and I think the only one that can proc multiple times
>>556551467>>556551467
>>556550030>Which makes me wonder do they even play the game?No.
>>556550046wouldn't cold front be better than decay? easier to buy and can upgradeat least it seemed good in my experience
>>556551361>resorts to pretending to be retarded
>>556551448went silencer due to a bebop but yeah i can see that
>>556550286The only thing Paradox will ever get is more nerfs because she actually performs decently well in the coordinated upper 0.000001% of matches.
>>556551016once you get decay can you pretty much go wolf whenever? Havent even gotten a chance to play silver yet
Where the fuck are those sinner boxes?How do they work with buffs?
>>556554813Sinners Sacrifice machines appear on the map at the 8 minute mark and every 5 minutes after. They appear as rectangles with a little circle in the middle of them on the minimap. There are 4 individual machines on each half of the map, and one building which holds two machines right next to each other.>How do they work with buffs?After hitting the machine with 3 heavy melees, a little lightbulb countdown appears above the machine. If you land one more heavy melee right as they are fully lit (start charging the melee when only 3 lights are not lit), you'll be rewarded with 4 permanent random stat buffs, like the kind you find in the golden idols scattered around the map.
