Previous: >>556502264>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year's Scout (3*), New Year T.M. Opera O (3*), New Year Haru Urara (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: New Year's Scout (SSR), SSR Sasami Anshinzawa (Pal), SSR Admire Vega (Power), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SR Tamamo Cross (Guts)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSR02/05 - 02/12 Racing CarnivalMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
If SMaru is so mediocre statwise for so much of your run, why do I want her?
My brain went on autopilot and used 3 clocks on a clearly bricked runWhat happened
I can't get Curren to 1k wit with 4 wit cards. She's dumb as fuck.
When the fuck is Ayabe dropping? I want her and I want to see TopRo in the game too on Ayane career
I hope I can get Falco someday so I can relive my idolfag days
>first 3 posts is a fucking jpnigger- no, worse than that, a staygold fag This thread will be worse
Hey anons some help building my finemo sprinter... I have some questions1. Does finemo unique count as mid race speed skill? 2. Can I use her with 1195 / 450 / 1160 / 310 / 900? The wit worries me.3. What skill should I pick?For mid race I have:Pace corner double circlesprint corners double circleProf of curvatureIt's onfinemo unique (?)Then straight/late race:Speed starturbo sprinthead-onAnd now my dilemma... I have 304 sp left and I can grab:NSM = 255 spNimble nav = 135 spCountermeassure = 128 spIgnited Spirit SPD = 180 spHomestrech haste = 136 spstraightaway adept = 136 spPrideful king = 140 spI seek your advice experienced toreinatachi
>>556537643retard-chama...
>>556537218Stego wife
OUR QVEEN IS BACKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb7s56p4U7A
>>556537345Just highroll it this one is bricked because of gw and shitty midgame
>>556537736Yeah, mine.
>>556537689FineMo’s unique is mid to late race. It can proc in either. I’d say grab NSM.
I want to roll on Vbourbon and Ehefrau FlashI want to roll on Sexy DiamondAnd I CAN'T wait any longer!
my nigga do you want the method?
>>556538049I like Spe in the chair while trainer (me) fucks SuzukaDaiwa and Vodka should be fucking together (with me)
Mambo!
Have any of guys watched the event where Calstone Light O does the now infamous karaoke scene? Because there are so many more golden moments where she is equally funny and could be used as screencaps or clips as well. I'd recommend giving it a watch if you want a few chuckles and shitpost fuel (sprinkled with some K.S. Miracle drama in between).https://youtu.be/AU7Vc4CggAk
Is Curren front good, or do I build her as a pace only?
>>556538031would it be better to grab the white version and another acel? or just all in nsm?
Is global seriously not getting the mega banner?
>>556538180This is global thread, fuck off to JP and take the staygold spammer with you if you're not already him
Do you ever take the bottom option on Rudolph's 3 workload events?Top option is>-5 energy>+20 stamina / power / guts (one event each)>+10 director/riko friendshipBottom option is>+10 energyI always feel like it's worth it to take the stats.
>>556538279Honestly, I’d downgrade the double circle skills so you could grab straightaway adept and countermeasure if that’s still an option
>>556538398every one of them besides guts
>>556538398Early I pick the former, but those simple 10 energy COULD lead you to 50+ stats in the late game
>>556538329Who hurt you today?
>>556538478fuck I'm so indecisive now, I heard that mid race is most important but these accels sound good if the double circle is not gonna make that much difference
>>556538321I think the thread is being retarded on purpose today. It is mildly erotic.
>>556538692My gf doesn't talk to me since last weekend just because I asked for an Alabama Hot pocket
I have about 42K carats in the bankHow are the must-pull banners looking this year? I wanna throw some pulls at a few random uma banners but I'm worried I'll miss something important aside from the Finemo rerun.
Digitan LOVE
Me and Ulala
>>556531407You know that it's utterly repulsive. There is no fucking charm to it, just because the arm is lifted up slightly they stuff in as many folds in as possible and a the clitoris on top even if it's not the focus because it's the trendy thing to do. And every fucking retard is like "the artists barely disguised fetish haha" but you look at their work before this shit is ass focused and really tame. I fucking hate this shit, they ruined good side milk + pit comps too. No one wants to see 15 layers of armpit folds in fanart, just ass armpit hair and light bruising while you are at it fucking freaks.
>tfw am getting stats like these with a deck like thisWhat am I doing wrong /uma/
>>556539146You haven't taken the witpill.
>>556539071I'm not the anon you're responding to you, but just know I do get where you're coming from. I find the overly detailed shit retarded too, especially since it's not even "detailed" and pretty much just made the fuck up.
>>556537796tl;dr it
>>556538269Help
>>556538608Particularly on Unity it's nice for getting Riko's meter up in year 1 without having to chase her around. Wasn't as useful in URA. I don't know how it might interact with other friend cards going forward but I'm sure there will be another scenario down the line where it's useful in the same way again.
>>556538765Double circle is rarely ever as good as another skill. You should avoid double circling skills unless you have extra skill points. It, of course, depends on hint levels. For example, double circling pace chaser straights only increases its effects 50%, while getting straightaway adept is an 80% increase when taking both into account, though it comes with an additional wit check. You can then compare the costs and do the math to see which is more efficient.
>>556539224This is for Long...
>>556539071
>>55653932460%, not 50%.
how to avoid wanting to kill myself? uma careers arent doing it anymore
>>556538049this image feels brown, especially how LQ it is. Whats hilarious though is if Daiwa is a cuck in the scenario, that would still mean a Yuri relationship exists and thus the brown cucked themselves with the attempted burn.
imagine oinking this hard and still coming down in 5th place keksprint is the buhi killer, the buhinattor
>>556539530It takes a lot to kill yourself but it takes no effort to just sit there in your home and wait for someone to rob and kill you
>>556539324I decided to keep sprint corners because its 77 sp for the second circle, but downgrade pace because its 110, I can buy another skill that way, probably countermeassure or straight adept work
>>556539530Accept it
>>556539530listen to soundposts
>>556539617I'd love to have it in higher res, but I got it from some hispanic guy's facebook and reverse image search didnt give me any resultsso I guess you're right
Pasa is actually so fucking strong in Cap. If there's a Pasa in the lobby, she instawins. I've never seen an uma this dominant in a CM. Even Golshis and Hoguris were beatable.
>>556539756Post the taaabo one
>>556539324Normally I'd take Straight Adept over raising distance/style corners to double circle (assuming the SP cost is similar). However for this CM where the midrace is all corner, I'd say upgrading corner to double circle is better than Straight Adept regardless of SP cost.
>>556539917
>>556539639Stats alone can't carry you this CM. You need good skills to actually win stuff, it's like CM7
>>556539738Countermeasure is pretty good.
>>556539869Don't worry, this is the best Pasa I've managed to make.
So Daiwa Scarlet has one of the strongest ults in the game and innate head on and people just don’t use her because ???
>>556537176I want to feed this creature an apple. He deserves it.
>>556539784i wish that was me
>>556540174A bit boring
>>556539820great advice
Goldship bros, what happened?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZM7nJeZ8JQ
>>556540174They call you whale when you hit your stat goals while running 4 extra races
buy an ad
>>556540174her ults not very reliable, people have been hyping daiwa rocket since gem but it never got much play
>>556538943ramonu is must-pull, MLB her or you are brickedtachyon + light hello, maru, mr cb + creek are all very good, you can decide on which one you want to MLB depending on your preferred style (tachyon pace, maru front, cb end), some of them can also work at 1LB+
>>556538180I don't want to ruin/spoil characters that won't appear for years.
Taiki is gonna be strong in the dirt CM, right? If I wanna run triple fronts to sit on her, is this the right sort of shape for them or am I messing something up (redshift? mcqueen ult?)
>woman sloptuber doesn’t get told to buy an adHmm...
>>556538180No but since you brought it up I'll watch it right now
Jesus, what happened to her?
How do you avoid just constantly needing to rest in a GUTSMAXX build?
>>556540582we only tell our resident lolcow and his friends to buy an ad
>>556540582I'm not gay so why should I tell a woman to go away?
>>556540174I love Scarlet but>+20% GutsI'm waiting for the Christmas alt
>>556540568Final push works so try to get that too, pasa ult works, redshift doesn't work
>>556537025putting inch in inchou
>>556540907your one and only inch
>>556540830Women shouldn’t be allowed to post on the internet.
>100k pointsthis feels genuinely impossible
anons, I got a questioncorner accel places up to 4 triggers on the corners, if an uma passes by the first trigger and the skill doesn't proc doesn't that mean the witcheck failed and it won't ever proc the skillit makes sense for a long race since it has a cooldown so it can retrigger later ondoesn't this mean that the 4 triggers are useless on a short race and only the first encountered is ever used?in this CM that means corner accel is heavily biased to early mid-race so it's useless, right?
>>556540174daiwa rocket has been glazed since cm2 but it always ends up being hit or miss
>>556540969I HATE CURREN
Clueless
>>556540174>one of the strongest ultsif it procs at the correct spot, yes. otherwise it's a brick
>>556540568>Taiki is gonna be strong in the dirt CMHer unique only works for like 50m of late-race. The real meta in Aquarius is Front Pasa with AAS or Pace Promote Pasa with AAS. Either one is meta because AAS into Plancha timing is just unbeatable. Your triple front idea is still good. It cucks pace promoters Pasa, and you have a chance of cucking mutant Front Pasa.
>>556539731You have to be in the right environment for thisIt would be a lot faster if you sit in the middle of the streets in a homeless-ridden neighborhood
HERE WE GO
>>556541426anime makween
>>556541091You’re thinking of Maestro’s condition. Corner Accel and Corner Con are truly random. That means they’re not necessarily useless, but such a huge gamble so as to not be worth it.
>>556541426>>556541468precious doto must protect
>>556541468she spooked me yesterdaythank shiraoki for outfit changing
I sold my crypto that I bought yesterday and made $500. What banner do I roll for
>>556541787please come back to /e7g/
reminder to drink heavily before rolling
>>556541468She spooked me when I was pulling for Digitan and I think I've done her career twice. I don't really have a use for her.
>>556540174I prefer Vodka
>>556541272>back to back pasa cms
>>556541868I dunno what that is
>>556538049kek nice
I'm 1/4 on the gold skill with the uma stabberThat one run she did give it was such a brick wall it gave me a B+ for the first time in a whileI'm starting to think the pal card is a scam
>>556539617Grow some skin
>>556541787Roll for the Gamble Lady
>>556538141
umanko
>>556542123learn english
>>556542130I'm dumb enough to gamble on crypto but I'm not dumb enough to add that card to my deck
is there any actual point to anshinzawa besides open league minmaxing? and tits
>>556542204You can learn another language but you can't stop being a little bitch
>>556542204Poor little baby
>>556542306Whale on Fuku before her banner ends?
What the fuck she's so cute and adorable
>>556542309Dick punch simulator if you're into that
spark alluma banner
Thoughts?
>>556539617"curi musume" is a spic meme page so yeah
>>556542309Fast Learner event
kingu lovethat is all
>>556542434We call her Cute Motion around here
>>556540582/uma/ is a progressive stack community, we put female and BIPOC* voices first.*SEA doesn't count
>>556542509what striker?
>>556542312>>556542385you brownoids are so fuckin stupid you clearly don't even understand what my original comment meant. So, literally, LEARN ENGLISH. Because your responses contextually make no sense.
>>556542404Already MLBed same with FineMo, I guess there's not really any good banners until Summer Maru so I suppose I'll save or gamble it on crypto again
>>556540479Thanks.
>>556542558kingu!
>>556540582my brain filtered that post lmao i didn't even notice until i saw this guy's reply >>556542602
>>556542532Just like every other Fast Learner event - very rare
What happened to the Biwa card?
>>556542509Sex with ArdanSex with CreekLife long friendship with Dicta
>>556542627Keep barking
>>556541787allspark for whoever u want
>>556541272Pasa fans WINNING
Consider this Uma
>>556542723Her head couldn't fit in the code
yukino bitchin
>>556542695that event also fucks you over with wallflower
i borrowed yeppers wit for macky last cm and she won
>>556541475>Corner Accel and Corner Con are truly randomI know, but they put 4 triggers, and since the average time spent in both corners is 25seconds, that means you can't proc it twiceso it'll always trigger on the first, and with 4 randomly placed triggers, you have higher odds of triggering earlier, which is bad
>>556542723((They)) don't want you to know about it.
>>556542893fast learner in exchange for a cheap to cure purple is not bad
>>556542953
>>556542842The breeding would never end
>>556542759are spics even worst at english than SEA? How'd you find this site?
SAVE ME TAZUNA
>>556537143because.....she's hot?
>>556537143stop noooooticing
>>556543135It's too lateCurren Chan world soon
>>556543087The bug when I lift a log
>>556542953nice
>>556543135THE RAPED
cm9 status
>>556542842>be a horse>name it a rabbitwhat did they mean by this
>>556542953this is what happens to gw pasas right after getting pdm'd
>>556543281zero effort. mutating my oshis is too hard so im going to throw some random bakushin at it and see what happens.
Air Shakur waiting room
>>556543281I'm actually winning lobbies but I dont know why so either you guys gaslit me good or this cm is just mega random
How many cocks should I have ready for mantHow many do you have
>>5565432812x late gamblers and a sacrificial front like every cm
next bread will be butter
>>556543468>NOT stockpiling for the REAL final boss
>>556543468I have 1 and its average
>>556543281made a bare minimum curren/bakushit/groove in about 3 tries each and i'm done
>>556543286Have you seen her eyes?
i LOVE ryan
>>556543468
>>556543108Is it in your nature to assume everyone is shit skin like you? Anyway keep barking, it's a pleasure
>>556543443she can't satisfy anyone with her 7cm
>>556543443sis....
>>556543468Curren please...
>>556543605Step aside, loser
>be horse>named falco
>>556543681muscle girls need and deserve love
>be dumb>named smart
>>556543969smart anon
>named winning ticket>win
>>556543281I have subpar aces and I'm fine with it I'd rather train mile parents
>>556543281Gambling without El Condor Pasa's ult (she has bad affinity and all my veteran Condors have bad Sparks) or Mummy Creek (never rolled for her, never been spooked by her)All I know is I must BAKUSHIN
shart fartcon
>be piss>named shart
>white horse >gold ship
>>556544045simple asUWAAAAAAA
>smart falcon>is a horse
>named silence suzuka>not silent
>>556543753I've never seen someone so confidently speak english so poorly. It's like I'm not even having an actual conversation.
this game can be so frustrating man entire day of misses, always like 2-3 mission critical things not happening
I'm not double pal-ing with Riko anymore, I will tank all of Sashimi's mood downs and whatnotTwo pals is absymal
>named Calstone Light O (Lord of Light)>is black
>>556543826She still has her hands and mouth
>>556543281I can't get sprint A with my Creek..
>>556542509marrying the boysexing the others
>sunday silence>born on a tuesday
I love Rice
>>556544327>not palmaxxing with aio+tazuna+riko+anshin+fukuare you even gambling?
>>556544268Took you long enough to write all that huh? Must be hard for your brain
>>556539146>1you only need 3 speed cards in unity. Either inherit power and bring 2 stam cards or inherit stam and take 2 power cards. You're gonna want a 2nd gold heal besides Calm and Collected, so bring creek or rice depending on your build choice. You can also ditch riko for a 3rd stam/power card if you feel lucky with mood balance. It'll take a few runs to figure out which ratio works best for your uma.>2MANT will release before the next long CM, so don't bother making longs now unless you're preparing parents or teamtrials. I'm not sure what these stat caps mean but it would seem higher stam and wit are expected for that scenario.
>OFFICIAL ACCEL TIERLISTOYL > B PWR > B GUTS > Head-On > PWR > Spurt > Perfect Prep > GUTS > Turbo Sprint = Rushing Gale > Unrestrained = Plan XWhy are you using Riko on your deck?
I don't engage with (You) farmers
>>556544353like everyone lol
I only take advice from Anonymous.
>>556544501I do. Hello.
>>556544426I got nothing out of the free rolls so I'm fukuless... I still need to learn the ways of a true gambler
>>556544416I want her to bite me.
>>556544482Bro, maths not your strong suit either, huh? It took me a whole 5s to check times and you previously took 6m to respond, which matches my response time. What an embarrassing diss.
I dunno how people rolled for the megabanner. Cygames even put Falcon on the banner art to warn people that it's shit
>>556544676I want to kiss her
>>556544114>gold city>chestnut horse
>>556544583Give me 100 dollars.
>>556544114>gold ship>not a boat
>>556541091The skill is naturally biased towards the beginning of the corners, but not necessarily towards the beginning of the race, due to step 5>Remove all candidate corners before the one selectedThis effectively means that the first trigger is uniformely distributed across different corners (but not across each corner).Therefore, the skill is useless in sprint and mile tracks where late-race starts toward the end of the final corner
>>556544305save yourself the trouble.smaru just doesnt work this cm.
>>556544485do people really lust after bakushin... shes one of the least sexual umas...
>>556544953yes she does lol, my subpar ones win all the time
>>556544485
>>556543281Team is set and I'll be looking forward to sharing 1 of the 3 times my team gets a podium with how gamba it is between strong builds and shitter builds.
>>556544994she can be hot too
Why was that anon ranting about armpits?
>100k carnival points isn't enough to buy all the useful stuffwell at least rushing for it doesn't doing it for the next two weeks pointless
>>556544994people only like her bc of her exposable armpits
So how do I get my TeamTrial team better? Like apart from the obvious just train better Uma, is there any actual stuff I should be doing to train them or different setups?
>>556544994faggot
>>556544994I am attracted to high status women like Bakushin
>>556544927well, actually, you're partly rightI misread step 5 like 3 timesbut because of step 5 it becomes good again since the odds of the first trigger getting placed on the last 50m of the final corner are 50% * (50m / 250m) = 10%and if the first trigger hits that, the previous corner is dropped so that's where it'll prochowever, connoisseur is still shit because all other times the skill is wasted, unlike straightaway accel, which still does work even in mid-late-race or even later
>>556545209run different positions in every length and get as many gold skills you can (this is the main use for the gold mobility/vision skills)
>>556545209slap as many gold skills as possible on your umas
>>556544994liar
>>556545323>>556545328So thats really all it is? Just get gold skills?
>>556540696Been meaning to try Tazuna + Fuku to see how well that works for gutsmaxxxing. You could go 2pal but you gotta really high roll for that to work.
>>556545209
fakushin the bakushin
>>556545209yeah, increase wit and get more consistent skillsthe shitty skills no one uses like Rushing Gale, vision skills, lane movement are all good nowNo Stopping Me is trash in TT because you want consistent triggers and that skill's very inconsistent
>>556545403well, also win, but winning is a gamble and activating skills comparatively isn't
>>556544994Whenever I see Bakushin's long, slender legs I get a boner.
>>556544498Rushing Gale is better than Turbo Sprint, and both are better than Perfect Prep (as acceleration)>>556545272Not really. It removes the previous corners from selection, but you can still roll an earlier trigger on the same corner. So it would actually be 0.1^4 in this CM
>marked
>>556544498oyl is terrible, insanely inconsistent. Shit wont even fire on my LS in cap
>>556537025>200 rolls on Uma banner>Only get 1 3*I got my Digital but I wanted more Umas....
>>556545585which sloptuber
>>556545697skill issue
>>556545629
What did she do it?This kills the Teio btw.
>>556545585>but you can still roll an earlier trigger on the same cornerstep 4 removes that chance, when it adds a trigger it removes the section behind from the range of locations
>>556545009only falcon wins in rooms because of her ult, no other front has an ult that works well in cap, why lie?
>>556545717the biggest lie spun by retards is that this was a "rate up" banner
WhErE!!?!?!?!!!
>>556545717we warned you bro. its a whale banner...
because you will always benefit from the spark the alluma banner has a rate of 3.5%
>>556545812
>>556545787post your amazing LS buckaroo
>>556545854do you have Laisu or Doto as one of your set umas?
>>556543281I maded this Fuji yesterday. No idea if she's good but I can't be assed to try again. A usable Fuku continues to allude me.
>>556545079This is kind of well made so I'm going to save it but I want you to know I am disgusted by whoever made this.
Friday Night Jiggie?
>here's your Chevron plus Hint(or maybe not????) bro :^)I want to punch the faggot who designed the UI for aoharu
>>556546112Next uma posted gets in the jiggie
>>556543281I have a 1/5 chance of winning lobbies with fronts.
>>556545986
>rolling right now when the most important banner in uma musume history is coming up in less than a weekAn amateur's mistake.
>>556544994Yes, I would like to slurp every exposed part of Bakushin. Only the big gays wouldn't.
What would have happened if Bakushin didn't realize the Date Instructions she used were for dates?
>>556546185>there was no hint after allFUNNY HAHA
i'm starting her career bros is she really that bad?
>Try my best sprint umas in practise against on paper worse ones>7/8/9>try again>1/2/3I get it now, so long you meet the skills and stats required, sprint is an actual lottery, I'll settle with this then
>>556546214
>>556546363She's bad, alright.
>>556546263Which one
>>556540479NTA, but, Ramonu? First time I heard of her card. What's special about it? I thought Tachy (for Pace) and Speed Condor Pasa (for general, iirc) were the ones to go.
>>556546001Nope. Everyone's random until I get that last one. Guess I'll just set everyone to not be those 3 until I see it.
>>556546192looks like it's time for a Gentil Jiggie
>>556546363she's good for miles (OYL and keen eye) and can be made to run medium and long if you wantshe pops off if her unique activates when you wantunfortunately it mostly doesn'talso guts/wit is pretty bad growthfestival is better unique-wise but I don't have her
>>556546472ramonu is the kitasan of wit cards
>>556546398
>>556546001Rice is so cute here
>>556546589What the fuck is wrong with her abs jesus
I've been obsessed with JP's newest scenario concert, and VBobo's so fucking hot on them, I think I'm genuinely gonna pull for her even though I don't run fronts at all.
i have NEVER failed to pull the horse i wanted early the only thing holding me back is "cygenerosity" with gemerinos
>>556546472becomes the best wit card after finemo as a stat stick and also gives a much more widely appllicable skill that works on any mile or mediumin later scenarios we will be running 2 wit cards, one for stats (this is always ramonu), the other for style specific skills
>>556545818She was tired of losing to Teio
>>556546589
749 pieces, Voronoi, no rotationI hope it's not too hardhttps://jiggie.fun/vgumahttps://jiggie.fun/vgumahttps://jiggie.fun/vguma
>>556546720ok i will save 60k carats for her
>>556546838she's thankfully a scenario banner card, so we'll be getting 100 free pulls
Will Ramonu be usable at 0lb
haha Rudolf
>>556546812
>>556546910Yes, you CAN use it at 0LB.The game allows you tom
>>556546363>Bad unique>Bad growth rates>Aptitudes don't match career goalsI think they fix her later on somehow. Her only saving grace is she's really hot.
>>556545009me when i lie
>>556539869>Pasas are unbeatableyou haven't seen my Pasa she might win me B finals, but I've never won a CM plat and I don't think this is going to cut itMutating F > A is a horrible, horrible process
>>556547040
>>556545451How's NY Opera for Long? She has built in Swinging Maestro
>>556545209>>556545403Wit max. 3 different positions. Reliable uniques, especially recovery uniques so you can save on stam and get more wit. As many consistant Gold skills as you can get.Run a lot of races to get more skills, while still hitting good enough stats.Depends how much you want to invest into it really
>>556546910the only usable cards below 3lb are scenario whores
>>556547252
>>556545451hmmm... i guess i will rebuild some of my team later
>>556545079I wish that were me
>>556540174Training her sucks ass. She's 10% speed 20% guts iirc, which is almost the worst growths you could have (absolute worst is probably 10% wit/20%guts). It's very, very frustrating in comparison, say, to Grass Wonder or Vodka or Oguri Cap or Maruzensky
>>556545451>upcoming umas with 0 additional informationWhy
>>556547460
>>556546910I guess? She's got the same kind of linear growth FM has except the 3->4LB spike is much harder.
>>556546398I appreciate the gentilposter's dedication to the agenda.
>>556547168>>556545830>only falcon wins in rooms
>>556547651
>>556547383enjoy that while it lasts, too...
I'm warming up to my LB1 FM, she's quite decent.
>>556547815
>>556544498idk how i feel about those evaluations for perfect prep and plan X>Perfect Prep>phaserandom==1, activates between 200 and 800 meters for 4.8 seconds, .3 accel>29.07s activation range, mostly useless 83% of the time>the other 17% of the time it's variably usefullworth 0 to 4.83 lengths average 2.415>net usefullness .41055 lengths>Plan X>phaselatterhalfrandom==1, activates between 500 and 800 meters for 3.6 seconds, .4 accel>14.6s activation range, entirely useless 75% of the time>the other 25% of the time it's variably usefull worth 0 to 5.42 Lengths average 2.71>net usefullness .6775 lengthsPrefect Prep is only 60% as potent as Plan X for getting a late race accel carryover.Do you think Perfect Prep's lanechange boost is enough benefit to make up for that?>>556545697OYL has the same activation window as Head On, ignited/burning spirit power/guts. anywhere in the final leg.OYL is position 9-5. Head On is position 5-1. Spirit is any position.Lates get punished for being too far ahead the same as paces get punished for being too far behind, but a late that makes it to 4th before the end of the final leg is doing well and pretty likely to make it to 1st in the final spurt, while a Pace who has fallen to 6th is 100% fucked.
>>556547697I don't think 'donna needs propaganda
>>556547994
>>556548078...
>>556548078I need her now
>>556548157
post gyarus
>>556548078robot mating dance
i think gentildonna SUCKS
>>556548139her color scheme makes me think of Crimson Demons from Konosuba, and her being bizarrely strong fits in with their style. Is she at all Chuni?
>>556548345
>>556548369Android.
>>556548078why are her arms so thin
King Halo and her chud daughter
>>556548386harder than a vacuum pump
>>556548351
>>556548617her meat has been allocated to her breasts and ass
>>556548540
>>556547726Yea? my B sprint tam won once too
She's so retarded in a good way
Chanmi should be teams of 4 umas and 4 torenas, races would be more entertaining and closer to what races are IRL, a field of 16 racers would be kino
>>556548703I love the dirt friendshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiUCNRxpfPg
>>556548662couple of first-rate cuties
>>556548727
>>556548082idk my LS taiki should be working a lot better if OYL was as good as head on. im too lazy to check atm but pretty sure its not
>>556548703
This is my second THH GW parent. Should I do it...
>>556548897
>>556548468No, very far from it. She's pretty serious and a giga stacey (who knows it). If you want chuuni you're looking for Gimlet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zl_TK7oFORk.
>>556548952why does Helios want cunny so much? never seen a pedophile lesbian before
>>556549087
>>556548078Usually I'm not into big boobs, but Bourbon... That emotionless, the times when she smiles, blushes or gasps... It's charming...
>>556548827Spherical
I am going to KISS Seiun Sky on the LIPS!!!
>>556549240Fan service
>My Frontkushin and Faruko fucked a Pasa and KarenI'm officially done. I'll just let umallah bless my CM run.
>>556549252Yeah okay, now get in
This is what you want, huh?
>>556549252
>>5565489071 mistake. head on is top 4 not top 5.
>>556549439
>>556549469i'm fucking double dumb i mixed the 2 up.head on is top 5.oyl is bottom 4
How many times a week does Opera O spank NTR? Should this behavior be reported to the student council or the Overlord has the right to do it?
>>556549598
Hitting the Golshi stride in real life is extremely exhausting
>>556549664Kita-chan stole Dia-chan's chest...
pretty good summer.
>>556549664Damn, Kitasan looks like this? Maybe I should roll for her
>>556549782
>>556549829>>556549906Kitasan is very healthy
>>556549863lunaCHAD
>>556549973HOOOOLY...
>>556549425There's nothing there though
>>556549939
Yippeeeeeeeeeee
>>556549906Kitasan has B85, Satono has B87 for reference. Underrated tits.
>>556549973A healthy dog
if you use the title Witness to Legend on your umas, you do not care for them.
>>556549365pasa is a fraud if youre running a front
>>556550104
>>556550134Maybe I should scout her after all
>>556550134Pitsan Sex
>>556549615oyl is 6-9, and the reason it sucks is because it just fires randomly in late race. Straightaway spurt is godly because it just fires, unlike this bs. So by the time your ls fires oyl in a sprint, everyone else might already be off, AND you might have already gotten to 5>=Its why LS might actually be the worst position in cap.
>>556550270
>>556550436
>>556550436>TL: I am the softest
>>556550078rude
>>556550660Damn, Gentildonna looks like this?
AAAAAAA I POSTED ON UMAJP BY MISTAKE AGAIN KILL MEEEEEE
>>556550626
I've missed Sprint A on Pasa careers 5 times in a row. How much affinity is everyone loading on her?I unfortunately had to tank some because most Mummy borrows on Chrono have a Pasa GP.
>>556546363*jobs*
I still don't have a single viable ace for Capricorn. I'm starting to resent the game a lot. The amount of RNG is just not fun in any way. Especially with limited daily borrows.
>>556550824keep suffering meta slave
>>556550801
>>556550907I got usable umas and stopped thereI'll try to focus on the next two cms considering I have some extra time this time around
>>556550363straightaway spurt is also 1/2 the duration of slick surge and half the power of OYL since there's no reliable way to get encroaching shadow. That's the price of consisency. On longer maps with buff scaling, it has a noticeable effect. On a short track like CM9, it's barely a skill.
>>556550956
I'm a cuck please give me an uma wife that will cheat on me with fat bald men preferably someone from /uma/.
>>556550824I was running this but just like >>556550947 said, its still hell. I got a decent looking A/A condor and I'm just done with it, im gonna go make some weird mutant horses instead
>>556551126You already have a wife ntrfag, stop cheating her
>>556551126Sorry but there isn't a single umamusume like that. You'll have to make do with a loving loyal wife.
>>556551228pic unrel
>>556551123
>>556551126Umas don't cheat
I think I'm gonna quit the game cold turkey. I love the characters and everything but the game isn't fun and I'm sick of being tempted to spend money.
got to bed anon
>>556551327no
>>556551291
>>556550767AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHADumbass
>>556551064accel for even 1s is better than accel that only works 25% for 3s. And spurts reliability lets you get into position to chain accels. LS taiki would be pasa meta methinks if oyl fired worth a fuckBut yes, fuck taishin and cyjew locking
>>556551446gn
>>556551308That is true
I do not care about pitfaggotry
I need ½ap back
You WILL use brown terms when speaking about Umamusume. TL note: highlander means one card of every type
>>556551446Love her.
>>556551126curren
>>556551525
>>556551472why taiki in particular? taiki's unique can't fire after the final corner like redshift can, so she's not chaining OYL into anything and her unique isn't chaining into OYL. Might have underthought that one anon.
>>556550767
I can't stop mutating my umas
>>556551719>invent a term>have a large footnote defining it right underneath>never use it again in the entire pageJesus christ people don't know how to design a webpage
>>556551525i'm so fucking hard rn
I want to invade Brian's territory
>>556551719>You WILL use brown terms when speaking about Umamusume.>TL note: brown means badfixed your post, no need to thank me, just do better next time
>>556551525I always thought feet, anus, armpits, etc. were dirty or disgusting, and would never sniff/lick those areas... but there's always that one character where I would do such a gross and depraved act on.Is that a waifu?
I wish to invade Brian's heart
>>556551719it would be a funny strat name with a cool reference if there weren't a skill in the game called highlandershoulda called it jack of all trades, either Jack or JOAT for short.
>>556551934highlander has been a thing in gbf since 2018 or somewhere around then, just like sparking comes from there too
>>556552126yes
>>556552170nobody but EOP redditors called it thatfor everyone else it was just a scales grid.
>>556552029>>556552128
>>556552281I want to invade her kotatsu
Other than Dumb Farco, what's the catch for the Dirt CM? Can regular Urara succeed? And about Digitan, shall I use her as pace or late?
CUTE
>>556552261caim came before scales tho
>yuri bait
What's the website for making the uma stickers? I forgot to save it...
>>556552357>he picked a b*y
>>556551934Why are retards so obsessed with naming things anyway? We don't have a name for 4 Wit 2 Speed Sprint decks. Nobody needs to coin terms for this shit
>>556549767As many times I have sex with TopRo
>>556552335the catch for Dirt CM is that it's literally like any other CM, except you need to have an A in Dirt instead of Turf
>>556552312
>>556552342>hey I'm gonna ben over with no panties on I hope your dick doesn't slip in hehe
>>556552281Give her tape back...
>>556552492I made that
>>556552481don't give the vivlos tranny any ideas
>>556552281Why is she so dumb looking, is it the lack of vegetables on her diet?
god damn she's flat
>>556551525me on the left
>>556552656
>>556552261>nobodyI also doubt you even have a sub-10m id
>>556552656that's hot
Just went to the free food taste aisle twice, am I Oguri or Teio? I'm actually Tama
>>556551834you, know.. i just checked sfv and im fairly confused about cap now. Partially explains why my two tests have been inconsistent.. but heres the thing - i *have* seen her fire oyl into sfv a few times in my practice. I also had another idea where shed lose first as a front, fall to 3 then boost forward... which also worked several times where shed rocket back to first before losing the speed battle (and she was 11111 vs 14ks). So, idk anymore. Still, mine hasn't been firing oyl much when it matters despite 1.1k witIdk... ima tap out
>>556552656Tits are graded A to G for a reason.
>>556552481>We don't have a name for 4 Wit 2 Speed Sprint decksBut we should. My suggestion is "please give me speed star" deck.
>>556552849you're an annoying broke midget?
>>556552945poverty bed
>>556552128
>>556551719Highlander comes from trading card games though which are Caucasian activities
>>556551719i thought we all called it rainbow decks
>>556552849oguri would stand there and keep grabbing more samples until she got kicked out, tama would go back every 10 mins with and without her shopping cart to look different each time.you're teio
I don't know if I should bother rolling for Bourbon, does she do anything better than Summer Maru other than having Groundwork in herself?
>>556551719>>556551934>>556552170>>556552261>>556552481>>556552163>highlander>brown term>gbfIs this insanely elaborate bait? Highlander's been a term in cardgames since MTG.
>>556551719>>556553068Which uma would pull a Highlander move and decapitate umas to try to gain their powers?
>>556552812Sorry, I'm not a 55-year old ojisan from ROB. I also didn't buy my account.
um bwos i thought you said end was le bad on dirt?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ud_XPH6Eix4
BEGONE N*NGEN
>>556553026That's all the vegetable an uma needs.
I just want to say some of you guys shouldn’t be so mean in the way that there’s no winning with you and you’re willing to argue both sides just to be a bully.Also to the guy that takes literally anything someone says in my club and twists it into some shitpost you’re just as bad.And no I’m not talking about oguriposters, opera bird posters, or even tachyonfag posters. They can be funny and even helpful in roundabout ways. There’s a worse and sadder kind of anon-hating poster here who is unironically trying to be mad and negative about everything no matter what and I hate them. I’m also pretty sure I know who the one in my club is and I suspect you’ll get what’s coming to you, I knew you from the moment you deleted that post a while back
>>556551525Chiyono O would NOT do that.
>>556553354Excellent vaguepost m'torena
>>556553260Just confirming the term is of brown/nigger origin
>>556553260Uma isn't a card game.No, the WS collab doesnt count.
>>556553412Bakushin said she sweats speed and Chiyono O wants to absorb some more.
>>556548662kingu and princessu
>>556552126correct. being truly attracted to a woman means wanting to mark and be marked by her, to bask in her essence, to experience everything about her. Everyone has their limits, but those limits shift and bend a bit under the influence of raw attraction and being drunk on lust.I'd fuck Biwa but if she started pissing on me I'd not be inviting her back. Meanwhile I'd suck Neicha's piss right out of her peehole like the sweetest of nectars.
>>556553242She's basically Maru but easier to build, similar 5 second midrace velocity unique too
Makes me wanna ask which Uma /uma/ wants to suck the piss out of...
>>556553539I got Fine Motion and now I await for the big titty midget to arrive.
>>556553269Rob Roy kills other umas to steal their bust size
>>556553678You didn't ask but it's Mejiro McQueen
>>556553678Tamamo
>>556553729not the baby...
>>556553493Magic the gathering is a white boy activity
>>556553678haru and rice easily
I guess this is my parent for mile bourbon now
>>556551525This is the third time this has been posted
>>556553242She doesn’t just come with groundwork, she also comes with Savvy and Concentration to proc your groundwork, access to early lead from events to finish that trio, access to a good Midrace gold, she doesn’t have a single distance aptitude below C so you can bring her to literally every CM, a very generically good midrace unique, etc.
>>556553493>2000's MTG>brown/nigger origin
>>556553678hachimi hachimi hachimi ~
ayabe soon...
Is this Bakushin fucked or can I move onto Air Groove now?
I love my imoutowife
>>556554124>t. 2400lb gay incestual homo
>>556554182how do you think I got so fat? it's that nearly-diabetic nectar
>>556553260The bait here is them trying to popularize the shitty term they made up and getting us to use it. The actual shitty part is we already have a skill named Highlander that is on many support cards. You can’t just use cross-slang without considering what words are in common use in the target group you’re trying to popularize it in.In short, shill retards are at it again. Safe to ignore.
>>556553628>>556554004I guess I might as well roll for her then. I don't have Eishin Flash and Uma Maru will die cause of her card.
>>556553880I finally get to post this image while in-topic
Was doing some parent farm runs, got Enthusiastic Pair really fast which surprised me. I didn't even realize you could get the event if her bond level was below green but I guess lower bond level simply makes it less likely. Hadn't ever personally seen it before, but then again I haven't used her in a long time.
>>5565539241* never triggers
>>556553514>Uma isn't a card gameThen why do you pull for cards and build a deck with them?
Any germanbros in here right now?
When did they buff Riko?
What does keiba mean? Is it named after that guy from yugioh?
>>556554417Horse racing.
>>556554301>>556554395They patched the Pal cards recently so that you can generally unlock Recreation for them sooner>>556554417Keiba is just horse racing in Japanese
>>556554354Because gacha players are retarded and if you were pulling for "friends" people would unironically get confused and think that getting them would unlock the uma to train.You're not playing cards, you're training with your friends.
>>556554417you wouldn't umaget it
>>556554417It's short for kielbasa
>>556554417
>>556551134Thanks. I ran my same setup and got Sprint A. And guess what? It was from the selfcest GP. Too bad the rainbows were bad and Bakushin didn't give Turbo Sprint.
kei = horseba = racing
>>556554417競馬 keiba競 kei contest馬 ba horse
DAKISHIMETA
>>556554386My Dancho is one, why?
>>556554603>>556554636lol
>>556554603>>556554636
>>556554603>>556554636if ba/kei means horse what does uma mean
>>556554603>>556554636which one is the horse
>>556554680I made something for the germanbros.
>>556554354>Cards are the central element—players interact mainly by drawing, playing, discarding, or combining them.
>>556554751uma is short for umanko which means vagina.so vag
Hmm, very nice.
>>556554751馬 can be read both uma (native japanese) and ba (chinese)
>>556554658FUCK I forgot the picture...
>>556554636Bamusume: Pretty Contest
The Ba is the horse.You can remember this by remembering words like Baka.Baka means horse-deer.
>>556554636Horses don't go ba, sheep do!
>>556554759Send it
>>556554395>>556554301They stealth buffed this last patch.
>>556554838why do the japanese read it as chinese?
What is a spark again, 30k or 40k carats?
>>556550885her jacket is pretty cool...
>>556554975The Japanese have a very bad historical habit of stealing from the Chinese.
>>556555013its not a spark its an exchange stop using brown terms
>>556554975because they took their entire alphabet from the chinese
>>556555024Fuck nips and horse owners for not allowing use to have a bigger influx of their literal sex designs
>>556554975most compound kanji words use the chinese readings, that's just how it isthink of how many english words are made by joining greek and latin words/affixes together
>>556555067>bakushin didnt take her meds>>556555065didn't both nations once upon a time raped each other completely? china raped and destroyed a bunch of japan, then japan did the same in ww2? not throwing shit, legit history question.
>>556554975Because kanji = imported hanzi, which is why there is a local reading (kunyomi) and one based on the original chinese (onyomi) or something
>>556554921Did someone say "Sheep"?
SparkCeilingPityRedeem NOW
>>556554889>Horse deerYeah that is pretty stupid
>>556555156hiragana mixed with Chinese characters is so ugly
>>556554946
>>556554889umas are my dear horsesthis is my only rudolf image
>>556555276thanks anon I'm now being prosecuted for a hate crime
>>556555276BASIERT!
Teio! And my beloved oshiwife.
spark passes when
>>556555216if only kanji had just one of each reading
2 story events until im unbricked
>>556555319Have another
>>556555276>>556555326I have something for germanbros too
>>556555435>life>5 strokesI find that hard to believe desu
>>556555417I would pay a monthly fee for better sparks. VIP spark pass when?
>>556555435the correct reading is sheng and the japs should have had a third nuke
>>556555459touching sleeves with fuku...
>>556554838Wait, but 馬 is read as ma in Mandarin today. Did it change over time?
>>556555156>tookImproved>>556555206>didn't both nations once upon a time raped each other completely? Yes, and the nips became a prosperous nation in spite of two nukes and the chinks a shithole while having one of the stronger economies in the worldDifference is, Chink culture is a little bitch about it and everything, while the japs just kill themselves instead of making it everyone else's problemSorry got possessed by my supreme commander overlord Spe
>>556555572yes, and the characters themselves are often not the same either
>>556555515"-ng" is niggerlicious
>>556555206Yeah, you’ll see a lot of mutual shitflinging there if you look far enough back, but modern tech, supply lines, and transportation has made that shitflinging a lot faster and a lot more notable in recent history. That’s part of why the more recent stuff gets called out the way it does. I was just making a joke likening the loaning of language and the loaning of uh, other things.
>>556555472>>556555276Gespeichert.
are there any hidden events that are worth doing
>>556555607When do you plan to move to Japan?
>>556555572>>556555642specifically, chinese itself changed more than the stuff japanese borrowed from it
>>556555435>a poet made a poem of around 50 different characters with all different meanings, but all the words are different ways to pronounce one syllable>they use that as an argument to say their language is beautifulOverly complicated languages are garbageThanks America for taking a faggy language like english and make it easier and funnier
Nyoom.
>>556555756Probably.
>>556555607Do japs get mad if you use the pinched finger gesture?
>>556555756yeah, there are some that get you good skillsthe obvious one is Runaway Suzuka, you get the skill from a hidden event
>>556555764When niggers stop destroying the place or they'll mistake me for one of the bad onesProbably never
IT IS THE BEST DAY OF THE WEEK AGAIN WHAT ARE WE DRINKING GRINDAN LISTENAN VIBING TO
>>556555901That's Koreans, also known as the cuckolds of Asia
>>556556003not alone tonight…. but post the tama one
>>556556119EXPLODE
>>556556003Drinking beer and jerking it to Creek.
>>556555738Thought as much, thank you for clarifying!>>556555607Pretty fascinating how differently the two developed considering their circumstances.Going to be interesting to see for how long China can keep up their whole Paper Tiger schtick, especially economically.>>556555901Wrong Asians.
>>556556003Water
>>556556003milk and career
>>556556275
>>556556547Creek! I love Super Creek!
>engaging with avatarfagslow IQ
>>556556708me too bro
>>556556003coffee, sprint fuku, watching house md
>catbox is still in a hell loop where SOME uploaded files get eaten alive while others get out fine
>>556557105I like Bono's jiggle
full auto when......
>>556557105i haven't heard this song in a while
Chiyo is now known as the pit licker girl
>>556557241bring back old reaction images>>556557225hehe...
>556556729Imagine being this butt ass mad the thread talks to each other instead of porn spamming
Oh god.
>>556557470i love that hons so much
>>556557470Fuck off you have a thread to post your literal who JPs
i assume she's not good at 0LB
>>556552385pls answer or I'm gonna cry
What is the chance of sasami (acupuncturist) appearing in Unity cup?I’ve done at least 200 careers in unity (550 total, so guessing about that many) and this is the first time I think I’ve seen her. Did something change with her card coming out?
>>556554247I thought hachimi was illegal to sell to ningen for just such reasons...
>>556557585FUCK
not as mad as you after getting called out lol
She's just an innocent inu musume.
>>556557715>divegrass tranny seething againUH OH
>>5565577573LB+ only
>>556557764https://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
>>556557464pls Suzuka don't hit me...
>>556557757She needs a minimum of 3LB to unlock Race Bonus and Fan Bonus and become truly effective at MLB with 10% Race Bonus
>>556557839They are horses not dogs
>>556557895ty may your rolls be blessed
>>556557778They upped her appearance rate with banner patch. You'll be seeing her more often, for better or worse.
>>556558032horses are just oversized dogs
>>556558032and horses are...?
>>556557839>innocentno one from the Sakura clan is innocent
>>556557778There was an undocumented patch, plus now Riko other pal cards can appear before the green bar
>>556557953Saggers
>>556558331Cats
>>556558578THAT right there is a RACIST
>>556558549No! Give her Saggers back!
>>556558549Saggers are o--what the shit
>>556558549
>>556558332Bakushin is innocent.
>>556556003aojiru I got from a ramen shop promotional thing, Queen songs
>>556558549Boobs need sag like man needs water
>>556558549WHOA
>>556557953Dia kissu
>>556556330Doubt it'll die anytime soon, because unlike the USSR, they handled their economy properly, and kept a tight leash both internally and externally, not to mention the hidden ops they've been carrying to destroy any of their enemies in the rest of the world. It already outlived the Soviets and considering they're only becoming stronger in the digital era, even after the totally-not-caused-by-chinese-bio-lab pandemic, they'll most likely live for a long time unless Xi dies earlier than expected and the power vacuum makes them kill each otherNow, let's see how the Venezuela thing goes, because that might cause a reaction that proves there's nothing to fear in the asian military, like in Russia with the Ukraine fiasco>>556558549Dia please have my babies I don't care if I have to inseminate you every day until my body collapses please PLEASE
>1* galoreNot that I was expecting anything since it was an ace run
My GOAT Pokke and some jobber she beat in the Japan Cup
>>556558332Chiyono O is a DEI Sakura clan member, she doesn't even have the eyes. She is safe.
>>556558930>dei memberDoes that mean there's a whole other ring of Inumusume hidden from us?
>>556558694sure, but every millimeter is a liter
>>556558151>>556558341So it was really rare before?I might’ve seen her in Nov when unity cup came out but seriously i feel like i haven’t seen her since
>>556558795oopsie poopsie, forgot the pic
>>556559017Yes. I personally appreciate her upped appearance rate, despite her screwing me over half the time.
>>556558151>banner patchWhere are the patch notes
>>556558549Dia please, I just want a normal trainer life
>>556559017there's been like 5 fucking posts with her since unity came outit was certainly bugged given that in URA the odds of getting her event are 10% (according to the gaslight doc)
>>556558549I want to become her property for lifeWOOF WOOF
>>556558549Hi Dia! I was thinking of flying down for an epic vacation Kitasan told me you were planning a party. (Fillies FTW!) I cleared my calendar. What are the details? Thank you good sir.
>>556559185Patch notes?We don't do patch notes.
>>556558549I CAN SEE HER UMANKO
The Satono propaganda is working
>>556559390I love this image.
sexsex with hagshag sex
>>556553678After thinking about this for an hour I can confidently say that I want Dia to pull me closer to her crotch (see >>556558549) and then cutely pee down my throat.
>>556559668That's a 17 year old.
>>556559668This is the youngest woman I have ever seen!
>Second ever S rank uma>NEARLY became my first ever S+Holy FUCK what a run goddamn
>>556559493I love digital. here's the alt version
How come Vodka sounds so cutesy in Brilliant Phantasia?Cygames bullying Vodka (the horse) again?
>>556559896Love it. Fits her perfectly.
>>556559929Because deep down, Vodka is cute, despite her attempts to be cool.
>>556560091Daiwa is cuter.
Is it normal for careers to take so long or am I doing something wrong?
>>556553678I drank my partner's piss once and got sick for like 2 days. Don't do it dacchis.
Anyone that can tell me the statue math for going from 4 star to 5 star when I need 217 pieces and the current cost is 2 statues?
>>556560210They take about a half hour on average, 40 minutes if you have a thinker on your hands, 15-20 minutes for a mindless fan run.
>>556560210Unity is slop and takes longer than URA nyesMANT will cull half of the playerbase soon and /uma/ will be even deader than it currently is
>>556560253>my partnerAdmit you're a homo.
>>556559801Post support cards
Her name is Scarlet
>>556560193Shut up, Scarlet.
>>556560259452
>>556560363Nothing fancy I feel, dog shit pow parent as well.
>>55656025950+75+100+71025+25+25+142935 in total
>>556559978one last pic just for you, digifriend
>>556560259You need at least 1k stones
>>556560484Beautiful She's a lovable pervert.
>>556560443>>556560473>>556560491whodoibelieve?
>>556560452do you really need riko? 4 wit and a mostly sprint mile career...
>>556560091she is a precocious young mare, after all
Biko is a better card than Bakushin, but is Turbo Sprint better than Plan X for a Late Surger? I wanna mutate Cafe and debating which 2nd speed card to bring.
>race carnival uses RP>doesn't give you daily shopDumbest shit ever
>>556558549It is disgusting how many trainers are losing their minds over this image.. and how I'm not one of them. Let me fix that.BARK BARK DIA-SAMA LET ME BE YOUR SLAVE
>>556560576Try doing it yourself and seeing which answer is the most correct.
>>556560594Well, no, probably not, but it got me my biggest ever rating yet, so it worked.
>>556560338My gf. Happy?
>>556560869>My gf. Happy?gf(male)
dotoposter rape
Okay but I really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realyl really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realyl really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really relaly realyl really really really really really love Stego.
patting my oishi
>>556560734dats no fun yo
>>556560576Me
>>556560723Look at those milkers jiggle.
>Dotoposters are piss-drinkersis there an uma with a normal fanbase?
>>556561071Luna-chads.>>556561018>HE GOT ZE EXCEL MATHCan't beat that one...
>>556561071Nice Nature.
>Lost to thisI kneel...
>>556560679turbo x wont do anything a lot of the time, it has to trigger at perfect time late midrace to do anything. Turbo sprint wont really help LS in beginning of the race too muchIf you manage to suceed career skirting her stam, post, fer my curiosity. It's possible her ult might actually be pretty good if the damn thing triggers midrace in CAP. I'm trying to get TAM mutated but its rough. Maybe I'll mutate cafe too for extra suffering - but if her ult works like one would hope, OYL will be useless as will RS and prol SFV.
>>556561071TopRo-GODS are quite normal and well-adjusted individuals, I know one in our club that I can use as proof
The more I play Bourbon's career, the more convinced I am that I should just luckshit Valentine Flash on that banner and move on
>>556561071Creekchads.
>>556561236>ningen AND fukuholy fucking LUCK CHAD
>>556561402And he LUCKED into both skills
>>556561157you want to marry a dad. you're gay anon.>>556561192seems legit>>556561271The ones that call her TopRo or similar are respecable individuals. I don't agree with your taste but I can't argue. Anyone who calls her NTR is a disingenuous little shit tho.>>556561328lmfao
>>556561018I don't remember the update in which statue costs went up to 10.
I GOT MY FIRST S+Unfortunately I didn't get groundwork from inspirations
>>556561071Teiobros shape the universe with their mass, redefining their weight and living with slugs as the new norm.
>>556561573aren't they locked to 5 max or something?
>>556561573Trust me bro they doThe voices told me
>>556561582grats
>>556561493Holy Shiraoki-sama what the shit
>>556561565>seems legitI think you're forgetting that one nn abuse copypasta
>>556562018
>5 explosions>5 stamina skillsIs this a give up situation?
>>556561025especially in that musketeer outfit... that's how you know Satono Dairy is top quality stuff
>>556561629Yes.
lately my URA runs have been better than unity cup runs i guess once you level up your cards enough it doesnt matter what scenario you run
>>556562351Friendship bonus is better in URA.
>>556562351well no, unity will still gives you better stats (easier) and tons of more skills in the end, ura can just be a bit easier I suppose, less bullshit going on
>>556561328Can't speak for my fellow Creekchads but I am definitely a freak.But this is not the place to advertise my fucked up sides so I don't do it
I just learned about irl silence suzuka's last race...
>>556561261There's no skirting the stam req unfortunately.fortunately cafe's 30% growth lets her get there a little easier.I got one with B sprint the other day but i already released her with the rest of my recent failures.And yeah I like her unique for potential wombo combo of carryover + carryunder
>press F5>see pic relatedyou STOOPID FUCK>raceconwhat the hell does that even mean? and when will you add my super mega cool new feature?
Why is /uma/ so open about botting?
>>556562460how new
>>556562536i meant what you can get away with. on tam you can get away with 330 stam as LS on tenno. Brian would be impossible tho, sky too prol
Worth it to go deep on this for more?
>>556562652WHY ARENT YOU FAGGOT!?
>>556562351Borrowing Fuku free stat buff makes G1 affinity farming fun
>>556560723dia is literally 12 you sick fucks
>>556562663I'm not, I just always thought he got injured and moved to being a sire
>fraud du nord not going to dubailol
>>556562580racecon deez nuts lmao
>>556562580peeked at the code, it means race conditionthe code is working in parallel but fucked it up and the two sections trip each other up causing errors or halting
Finally finished planning my mant deck. If I fail to get ayabe mlb would the sirius symboli sr guts be a good option?
>avatarfag refers to himself in third-person
>>556562652Most people stopped caring right about the time of the AI studio announcement. Integrity stopped mattering when it stopped mattering to the company. Most people posting about the bot aren't botting though.
>>556562792https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov7OfvslxJI>>556562807sure would be nice if the lazy BITCH wouldn't be so obtuse with his commit naming
>>556562897that would kill the vibe, and everyone knows once you kill a vibe it's gone forever
>>556559929It's because it's not her voice. She gets randomized one of the generic voice overs, and one of them just kind of sounds close enough to fool you. I was thrown for a loop when I watched Phantasia in career, and then watched it again a few turns later and her voice changed.
>>556563131b-but I like following the progress on this thing, and I'm a total retard that can't code so all I can do is guess changes from context...
Snow, night, sunset are the best looking races for me.
>>556562809If you dont get Ayabe id honestly not run Guts at alll the deck isn't very modular and is lacking in good events which Vega has in spades. she also ages well into future scenariosGuts deck is also horrendous hard mode rating inflation dogshit so please just run speed wit and a couple skill cards, you dont seem to be borrow locked so you have more options than most
>>556562128
So what exactly does sasami do besides acupuncture
Sexo time.
>>556563409paizuri
>>556563409ehhhhh gamble for free SP I guess
>>556563546me on the right
>>556563409oyakodon with her daughter
do we have any idea when MANT drops? I want to start training for the next CM but if my umas are gonna get outstat'd soon I will just remake my TT umas
>>556563532
>>556563317it's currently snowing in Tokyo come watch the races happening right now
>>556562771at least they can give suzuka a happier ending in umamusume
>>556563409>>556563532genuinely only has 2 worthwhile events and theyre both not guaranteedyou can get 130 skill points or no Skill points and Fast Learner (which is worth less than 130 SP right now, genuinely, getting the curvature discount is more impactful than Fast Learner)
>>556563689Probably some time in March
Nevermind, I guess she can beat my Curren as a solo front
>>556563739one of the streaming websites kick.com got blocked in my country fuck
>>556555067
>>556563920Post deck and skills
>>556563332So the whole guts shilling isn't over-the-top broken as people claim it to be? There's this one chink youtuber shilling it nonstop even telling people to roll on NTR banner. >Guts deck is also horrendous hard mode rating inflation dogshit so please just run speed wit and a couple skill cardsWill do. Thanks for the info
>>556563689>>556563896Finemo Rerun is early march and NTR banner is right on MANT launch so Id say somewhere between march 15-20
>>556563546Why the fuck this stopped at only Bakushin? This should have a version of every uma with visible wakipai
>>556563920post suzuka please
>>556562685every late can get away with that. You only have to get 3rd place. You might have to get lucky with NPC's Cooldown getting a shitty proc or whiffing their gold rec, but yeah i've secured 3rd on rudolph with as low as 350 stam guts.Rice is by far the worst since she has to get 1st place and frequently has to fight Creek, who has in total 12% hp recovery in her kit. I tried OG rice a few times and found I had to sacrifice 250SP to buy cooldown or i stood no chance, and Vamp Rice you have to deal with RNG. If there's 9 or more total pace/front she won't be able to reach 9th before laterace to trigger her heal and has to run as pace taking like a -90 stam demerit. Without a heal, even with 600 stam she can waste a clock or two to that stupid blue bimbo.Best Vamp Rice I've managed so far.
>>556564040Guts with no speed and power bonus are shit and most of the guts cards currently we got for free only gives more guts
>>556562730she'll be a mother of 12 before I'm done with her
>>556564046but wouldnt that be like... around phase 2 of the CM? they... wouldnt do that right?
Is Gold Spirit Speed ever worth it?
>>556564270What game are you playing anon
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>>556564348Umamusume.Burning Spirit SPD, the gold version of Ignited Spirit SPD.
>>556563978>>556564148
>>556564040well you gotta think a little bit anon, where are the gold skills in a Guts deck? for one, Curvature is your most consistent midgame and procs twice in any track above 2500m. Kitasan justifies her lower race bonus by just being a good card with a good Gold. so already the guts deck ceiling is a lot weaker due to kita being an auto include.here's my medium deck, it's a bit whaley due to getting lucky. but the idea is 2 speed comfortably caps speed on nearly every run, and finemo + 1 wit gets you above 1000 without fail. If youre borrow locked, you can use Shinko Windy as an NTR substitute.if you're missing Finemo in the deck uhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhh good luck its kinda suffering
>>556564270if you hit hints on the white version from inspiration, yes
>>556564270Way too expensive for its effect, you'd want to get the white version simply to help you proc THH in midrace.
>>556562128Is it normal to be turned on by this?
>>556564270too expensive
>>556564270Burning Spirit SPD + Daring Strike + Tail Nine would basically be your own Anchors outside of Golshi
>>556564408licking the deodorant off of tribal pasa's pits
I dont get how you do it anons, I never get S in sprint or turf, at this point I'm going with A because I'm a worthless nigger and the few times i get it I lowroll
>>556564168is that pure oshi gaming or do you have extra gameplay reasons for vamp cap?
>>556562128this pasta is talking about me by the way
unity genuinely needs an option to turn off all training animations it gets annoying after a while all i need to see is the number go up
>>556564670Sorry, dude.
>>556563226Why would they do that to my daughter?
>>556564651obviously oshigaming, the ult does literally nothign on this CM
>>556564445nta, no Groundwork aside (not sure if you really need it here unless you have to fight other Fronts) but isn't the window for Unrestrained to proc correctly in this track really small?
>>556564597you are greatly overstating anchors power.
>>556564168Just use Urara guts for original Rice, her unique does help sometimes.
>>556563532Is this the fat pig the nazis book taught me about?
>>556564702While I agree, consider the following
>>556564772you cant overstate 6 second .25 midgame thats why they made it a gold anon use your rain
>>556564892>>556564892>>556564892
>>556564963>please get banned bwo
>>556564752>but isn't the window for Unrestrained to proc correctly in this track really small?Yes, it has to proc extremely late for it to get value or else it's a wasted skillBut I did a fair amount of optional races for SP so I could afford midleg skills and Unrestrained
>>556562128Ironically enough, I feel this fits Teio better than Nature because Natura is too much of a coward, while Teio is the kind of brat to throw fitsBut you know who is perfect for this scenario?King Halo
seems I have to bake early now to avoid dogshit OPs
>>556565152just like the old days, gotta counter the seatard somehow
>>556565072utterly wrong, you do not know what you're talking about
>>556565257Oh yes, you're an expert of the inner workings of a fictional character from a product you didn't create in a fictional scenario you can't recreateStop the 'tism and enjoy shit for a change
>>556565406are you really this unaware or just joking?
>>556563546version without the gay discord nigger text?
>>556564651I am a long time believer in using your favorites for challenging content rather than the easy mode meta strats when possible. I don't subscribe to idolfag culture though.I have brought rice to most CMs but like Scorpio i won with triple tether late gamba, Gemini I left her out to Daiwa Catapult, and I probably won't bother dirt morphing her for next CM either.
