Previous: >>556537025>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year's Scout (3*), New Year T.M. Opera O (3*), New Year Haru Urara (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: New Year's Scout (SSR), SSR Sasami Anshinzawa (Pal), SSR Admire Vega (Power), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SR Tamamo Cross (Guts)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSR02/05 - 02/12 Racing CarnivalMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>556563532jesus christ what the fuck is that set up>>556565037stay being a slave then, it's your burnout
>>556564892why are you posting the low fps version?see >>556551525
>>556564892Bakushin's expression is the best part hereIt's like, she knows this is pure degeneracy but the power of her BAKUSHIN training made her sweat taste delicious and is feeling an unexplainable BAKUSHIN on her sideboob so she won't let you stop
So flat
>>556564963>story text speed multiplier x10Holy fucking shit
falcobros how we feeling for capricorn
>>556565242>still bigger than Big McqueenLmao how can you be a fatass and titless at the same time
>>556564539Fuku when she sees my pits
>>556565291Curren must die
>>556565270it's honestly not even faster than regular skipping on android
>>556565291>I want your tip right hereWhat a whore
anyone feel like a practice room? My umas are probably shit but I'd like to test them anyway
I just found out about sorting your umas by date obtained to check which 3* you got first and holy shit I knew that I was lucky with my early pulls but I didn't realise I got three 3* Umas before even getting a bunch of 2* Umas.The Oguri was from the selector and the Queen was from the random pull ticket so they don't count.Getting both Maru and Taiki that early was crazy though.Also post your Umas my date obtained if you want
>>556565291i'm making blockshins just to fuck falcos up
Shinko Windy blowjobs.
For a sprint end closer, I want to borrow MLB Curren and I already have Natie. For my 3rd wit card, should I bother using my 0LB Fine Motion, or cope with SR Marvelous Sunday?
>>556565270>>556565426Still too slow. These games should just let you SKIP automatically instead of fast forward these parts you'll see literal thousands of times I bet you can cut the time wasted in at least 2 thirds
>>556565650Blockshin hasnt worked since 11/11 what are you doing
>>556565270changing the FPS cap to 120 is honestly the biggest game changer here, the x10 scale doesn't do as much in comparison, but I also never tried it with 30fps.
>>556565519go host 1
>>556565694"cope" with the better card
>>556565710it makes falco waste her unique early giving ur pacers/lates a chance to catch up
I really shouldn't sink more carats into the scam banner manThere's no way I pull Fantasy Pasa, Rudolph Original, Brian or Taiki Shuttle.
>>556565650>blockushin>sprint>aoharunigga please
Capricorn test room362719253627192536271925
>>556565291I fucking love carry over
good night you pathetic losers
>>556565862 (me)>>556565809nvm that kinda makes sense
>>556564892im so fucking obsessed with this. it's so perfect. god she's so hot. look at that face.
>>556565809just make a real front
Running 3 PCs and I still have 340 SP for Bakushin. Will there be plenty of pace chasers next CM that makes competitive spirit worth it? I need a fourth early skill in case focus doesn't proc for GW.
again660953986609539866095398
I don't even know what happened wtf Air Groove
>>556565809Falco isn't even good
>>556566285I just made that Air Groove and finally I won a test room after 50 losses. Fuck late surgers.
again94229276
>>556564916This is the best i've been able to accomplish with OG rice. Her unique can be useful but as a pace chaser it's likely to proc during accel phase so it'd be more useful as a late surger. Is it worth it running her as late C or wrangling parents to spark it to A? Pace is supposed to be the best style this CM, and if both rice's uniques are gonna be useless in CM, vamp is the way to go to get an easier career clear without demanding too much out of her stat line or burning SP just to survive.
Assuming I don’t get spooked for any horses when I pull, who do I use my selector on? I was thinking Taishin
>>556566585scary Groove, well done anon
Jobrius...
>>5565667561st rule: follow your dick2nd rule: follow your feelings3rd rule: Digitan
>>556566849
that's 2 my little whore has won, not bad, whore
>sirius>is a jokesterWho writes these
>>556566841Thanks bro. Hopefully she reach finals for the gibs.
48061418again
>>556566585can i see the build?
>use wit fuku>she orbits guts>use spd fuku>orbits witSeriously...
>>556564892
>>556567126Standard Pace Chaser, better than my 15k Late Groove without Redshift who never won a single room.
>>556566756Mummy!
24185176again
Can I get some advice?Trying to figure out if I should pull for Fuku Speed because I'm really worried about MANT as I have next to no race bonus. The 0LB Nishino Flower and Windy really hurts.Currently at 70k carats
THAT PASA WAS A CHEATING PUTA
>>556567637Post her
>>556567454This is the reason she won against Curren
449729224497292244972922GO NEXT BOYS
>>556567615yeah probably, just spend a crystal or selector to MLB finemo
forever my kingu
>>556567749this is the first time I've been remotely confident in my umas, I'm so fucking happy.
>>556567779
Does NSM stop mattering MANT? The only card that teaches it is yeppers and I don't see anyone wanting to run a 0% race bonus card.
>>556564892This image is a lie. Sakura Bakushin O is not attracted to women, she is only attracted to sprinting.
>>556567825
>>556565294fat ass and plump pussy
>>556567308who else are you running? 2 other pace chasers? Did you inherit the legacy skills? and they are cut off below or not?Why 1LB Tokai Teio?
>>556567936You'll just cope with RNGing into nimble navigator instead.
>>556567936The lack of Kyoto uphill makes them less necessary. Don't know about after MANT though.
>>556566130goodnight, umadacchi
>>556567820Or would it be better to wait for MANT to pull for NTR and Ayabe together?
MY PASA IS A RAPISTbless her
>>556567637don't call her that...
>>556568062Triple pace with Pasa and AkebonoNo inherits, surprised that still worked fineTeio gives Rushing Gale
>>556568215I have a very similar deck and got MLB fuku in about 220 pulls. I decided that between KSB, fuku, and tachyon speed when GL comes out, I should be fine on speed cards for a while with fuku filling a role as a half speed card for decks that don't need 3 gigastrong speed cards to hit cap
>>556567936no it's still bust most will just settle for nimble nav. if you have enough race bonus you can flex it in if you want
room30093667
>>556567357I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>556567615You have enough between your wellfares and your wit cards. You'll get a selector to MLB Finemo soon.
>>556567948wow... she's just like sanic...
Mambo has one spot for (YOU) open. We are a chill club, despite being everyone favorite club to shitpost about. The rules are simple and will be enforced. Post your ID, if you want to join.
>>556568235Is the corner recovery to make it through career? I haven't built my pasa yet and I was losing Arima Kinen on my parents run with my 350 stam as both pace and late
>>556568445
It really is just throwing dice, holy shit195027191950271919502719
>>556566704Grinding out 4* late 10* sprint parents just to squeeze out a little more use out of her unique isn't worth it considering LS has its drawbacks for this CM too. It's more practical to just stay as pace and hope for delayed activation which does ocur more often than not. Getting A late also dilutes her aoharu hint pool even further.Here's mine. Overshot stamina because I brought sparks but in theory I can replace them with power using Urara guts but I'm settling for this high roll. I'm not running halloween because if you're going to run off-meta, leverage every niche advantage you have. Build guts and hope for duels, pray her unique clutches out. Sure, halloween has an easier career, but she has no unique strengths since her unique still isn't buffed.
Are the Pasa and Mummy Creek inherits a trap? Are Turbo Sprint/straightaway accel better?
>>556568582I got corner recovery just because I was paranoid. Sadly I think you just get fucked sometimes. My perfect Pasa lost URA because she gassed out at 2000m, never mind that she'd just won Arima Kinen.
>>556568765Pasa's unique is a trap if you're running a late / endThey're basically some of the only useful inherits because of the way the track works so everybody just stacks both of them + turbo sprint + accel + etc to make their odds of winning even better
another one697748796977487969774879
>>556568445pipe down tamamo we know its you
Wait - everyone's taking the bottom option for sashimi?
>>556568690>Grinding out 4* late 10* sprint parents just to squeeze out a little more use out of her unique isn't worth itabout that...
>>556568671>anon brings Falco and Bakushin frontwhy? you're cucking yourself bro
>>556568602Mommy..babuh..
98562249damn you Daiwa!!
>>556567936Oguri comes kitted with nimble, and Oguri is peak, that's all you need
>>556568786Lost URA just once and you retried or lost all 4 times? I had a parent run lose Arima Kinen 4 times and another lose it twice
>>556568602Mommy is perfect!
Why are the class reps so fucking cool?
>>556569102you're not telling me you're seriously using anshin for recreation are you
>>556569260used all clockks and she failed. I was seriously mad. You can't tell me Pasa wins Arima with 5L and gasses out 500m earlier, FUCK YOU
ive had worse stamina'd umas before win the derbybut she couldnt win it, 2 pace attempts stuck at 8th2 late attempts, stuck at 8thapparently guts was the deciding factor, thanks tazunaim guessing because of the med aptitude?
92960828againI don't think Suzuka is a good strat.......
>>556569146>3* wit total>Maru and Bakushin affinity Nope
>>556569362I wanted Nothing Ventured on all my umas
>>556569437it's rare when i desire to be in both of those positions
47140854one last time with her
>declares i'm not gonna sweat my ass off tryharding this sprint CM since it's RNGfest anyway>still tryhards and mindbroken from inconsistent lobby winswhy am i like this
>this just won ArimaGo figure
>>556569468Derby is legit the hardest race in career. Don't care what anyone says about Tenno Sho Spring or Kikuka Sho. I have had god runs with multiple stats above 600 and great skills lose the derby for no reason.
>>556569514>>556569616>instantly fulldo you just recycle the same 3 people or are there a lot of snipers
Shakur
>>556569628you posted this yesterday.
/uma/, Updrafters + Slipstream or It's on? Umalator says the former is better, but I'm skeptical.
>>556569468Yeah>>556569704For me it's either the Derby or the Asahi Hai, my umas always eat shit during those races.Even base Maru is a coinflip there
>>556569775... this just happened though? I'm literally playing right now
>>556569721coupled with the fact most people don't run CM rooms anymore since its always a whalefest and sprints are the biggest fucking jokes ontop of it all.
>>556569721I set the room to public, snipers probably get it I won't do that for the next one
>>556569864how much stam did you need to survive derby
>>556569917I lost derby (won satsuki tho), that's why I don't get it
oguri you greedy fuck
>>556567615Since you have 60k carats you can pull yeah as long as you don't need to save 30k for on umd banner soon. Your Wit cards are good, you can borrow NTR or Biko or cope with Kita for your 2nd Speed card. Then you can use Sunday Power for the race bonus booster or just use Haru and Yukino Bijin Guts.Hopefully you get some Nishino Power/Shinko Windy SRs in case you need more RB but you should be fine even without them I think >>556567820Do not listen to this guy. Never waste your crystals or uncaps on cards that are already good. You use your crystal if you roll and end up with an unusable 2LB SSR. 3LB FineMo is good enough.>>556568215If you wanna wait for Ayabe you can wait. You have the cards to play 2 Speed 2 Wit instead of Guts maxxing so you don't need Ayabe.NTR is useless after MANT though while Fuku is still a decent high roll card. If you do a bunch of Ace runs I'd roll on Fuku
>>556570032She's going to eat them.
non normie room this time166911681669116816691168
https://jiggie.fun/GUHVzPfirst time making a jiggie
I hate you guys, I was winning more before you faggots showed upnexto858414858584148585841485
>>556570284try creating multiple rooms at once and linking all of them at once and ask people to only join 1 at a time so you can get a more diverse result pool.
>>556570139wat does it mean
lol now I know why anons were bitching about pdm, that shit sucksagain!737238157372381573723815
A Spe-chan ace without Slipstream is like an angel without wings
you guys are my only friends:)
>>556570351Bwo...
Woo, first 14k uma.
who's more important between the two kitasans i assume the anime is pretty dogshit
holy fuck492496604924966049249660
>>556570603The OG is strong, not sure about the other two
I just spectate those rooms and steal anons ideasnyehehe
What does it mean if only my Bakushin is winning room racesI thought this was a gambling CM.
>fail any Fuku event>abandon the bricked runSorry mambrosI'm not wasting precious time on doomed runs
ANOTHER63241933
>>556570603NY is Seiun's partner parent for medium fronts
>>556570748I thought Kitasan White had A&S-tier unique
>>556570865I don't think they will care bro...
>>556569824Former sounds better to me as well
>>556570603Every new version of Kita is meta
>>556570812it means your bakushin has passed the gambleThe rest will be sold off as sashimi
should I run SMaru + Falco + Digitan for CM10? Although I do plan to pull for VBourbon, but making her work for Mile Dirt will be a pain in the ass.
will do a few more17413812
>>556570965I'd run Taiki instead of Digitan, every Digitan I made always ends up jobbing in test lobbies
>>556570965>SMaru + Falco + DigitanThere's only like 9 character we can choose from for Dirt CM, so do you really have a choice
>>556570965I give you my permission to run that comp
>>556570012yeah that's why I said survive derby. It's a sprint so I don't want to invest in stam, just enough to get through the career
>>556570965I forbid you from running Digitan. Only I am allowed to run Digitan.
>>556571034>aethelred
>>556571048I don't have Taiki...>>556571062I have OG Oguri and El.>>556571071Thank you, that's all I needed.
>>556571189SO I WAS IN MAMBOSUE MEAGAIN507499785074997850749978
Joined 2 rooms after having an okay team. Holy crap pace promote pretty much wins.
>>556571261Join Autis/uma/
Why is M*CHICO like this?
>>556571261Join that other club
Oh screw it. CM Rooms. 1981669740510761778985177507081679555949
YOU FUCKERS ARE STRONG WHAT THE FUCK
orange
well........I thought my umas were good.....so I guess thank you to anons for teaching humility....MOU IKKAI593193675931936759319367
>>556571403some people like to put a lot of effort into something i just stay mediocre because the game could EOS at any moment
>>556571550The game can't EOS bwo
>>556570351The numbers above the head are a mystery for you to solve
>Suzuka>Helios>TurboIs every oonige retarded?
>>556571807ace bros.....
ok last one for me, maybe I'll redo my Bakushin/Pasa and see if I can improve them. Holy shit. 833963518339635183396351But this has been the first time I've been confident enough to host a bunch of practice rooms. It was fun. I'll be mutating a dirty Suzuka, Gold City, and Mambo next time for Aquarious if I don't get drunk enough to do this again. honor to Mambo
>>556571883Fuck off attentionnigger
>>556571926>still queuedNIGGER :D
>19/20 rainbow shardsDid I miss any or is that all the ones we've gotten so far? Fully cleared all events, Fuji Kiseki's showtime, and the legend race shards.
>>556571995last one is at anni
>>556571883/v/ lobbies are less tryhard if you wanna race there a bit. It's more similar to the actual CM desu
Guts Ticket > Wit Nature
So UMADash was the real /uma/ antagonist this whole time?
ever have a run where turn 3 charming did absolutely fucking nothing?my entire first year was half the the team calling in sick and the other half chilling on stam guts and power without stacking. I didn't get full rainbows till the middle of summer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JSuvvpLWqwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rok44C1rVUUmamusume ended with Grand Live story, anything after that wasn't necessary, but still I am glad they kept at it and made this franchise the best in the world
>>556572038I prefer this, I was getting cocky and a reality check is good. I think I'll probably win B Group, but I very much doubt I'll win plat. The guys I faced probably did 100-200 ace runs, I only did 30ish.
>>556572078Their danchou has big tits
>>556571926 meant for >>556572131
>>556572185Fuck off
BRIAN GIRL I LOVE YOU BUT OH GET A LIFE
>>556572030we won't be getting them in this event?
>>556564892prophetic OP
>>556571883Thanks for hosting anon, I do like when someone host lobbies because I'm too lazy to do it.
How would Maya react if I had sex with Brian
>>556572080damn. woulda kept her if that was 2 star blue.
>>556572152I joined a lobby and you'll probably get A Finals, didn't look at your umas much but they seemed fine, maybe they just need a tiny bit more Power at most
>>556572263Oh forgot there was another event. I must have been confused either way nothing has been missed
Narita Top Road udders on my face
>>556572308you lazy fuck, what the hell did you feed your umas? Fucking hellwell done you bastard, hope you win plat
this is an exclusive CM practice thread.Also please post results.
I want to lick the sweat off Ryan’s abs
>>556572080I feel you anon, but early charming is just only one of the multiple things to align for a good run.
I saw the strong ones in the lobby get triple podium. Is that just coincidence or the builds can really matter?
Need 3 Wit Cards for Condor Pasa, what's my best bet?
>>5565724377 wins30 lossesTRAINWRECK>inb4 proofs
>>556572501>3LB SSR DoberMy fellow brickedbro!
>>556572258the d plan? in /uma/??
>>556571362I'm not summarizing 4 races.Diverse field of winners, Curren, Princess, Falco and Bakushin. Special points to Princess because I haven't seen her in too many practice rooms. Host came second and third in every room I didn't win. Where's my Nice Nature?Some dumb fucker entered with just 1 uma into a room so it had to be canceled.
>>556572437My Bakushin can win, Condor Pasa can very rarely luckshit into 1st place, Curren never wins.
>>556572501Finemo, Ardan, Scarlet
>>556572437I don't think he's the kind of guy to bother with basic etiquette and posting results, anon...
>>556572475The people saying Sprint is complete RNG are lying, same for the people saying Mile was RNG. I got very consistent wins in Mile races and I'm pretty consistent in these Sprint test races.
our guy
Thoughts on my team? I think that Suzuka is as good as it gets.
>>556572634I'll give it a shot thanks.
>>556572679I got consistent results too. Losing results, that is. Can you post some of your umas? I'm genuinely confused what makes winning different from losing this time around.
eh I thought they would have pink nipples
Sprint cm room112133651121336511213365
>oguri starts to catch up to the front midrace>suddenly paces down instead of overtaking>goes to 7th>gets stuck behind npcsreeeeee
>uwu is my S+ team enough :((( pwease You'd think these pigs would have learned to think for themselves by now.
>roll for urara>maruzensky spook>thrice>it's the swimsuit versionMam, stop flashing your tits and spook me with your regular outfit
El please... You're too fast and too dumb...
>>556572781NTA. The ones I saw dominating all had speed skills up the wazoo. Speed Star, THH, etc.
>>556573154Speed helps in a racing game? Mind=blown.
>>556572781These are my 3 Aces. I don't think they are anything special desu but they have been winning fairly often for whatever reason.I really like the Oguri if you have her and wanna train her. When I lose the mid race battle and am not in a great position she can still activate Pulse and zoom past everyone for the win. Most Pace umas are fucked if they are behind in the midrace but Oguri can still win. I think that's why I'm getting consistent wins.
>>556564892What are the implications of this going viral?
>>556572943>Didn't even borrow MLB FMI kneel
>>556573313me beating my dick raw to bakuslop
>>556573313>it's reached 3m views on twitterDear god
>>556573313We will now enter a new golden era of pitsluts
>>556572943>El Condor KeksaOvertime I haven't seen any frontrunners other than me, I'm not sure if it's because y'all are done already or that you haven't started yet. /uma/ lobbies are paceslop with the occasionally late/end. AnywayOne more room479483464794834647948346>>556573352That's an honest mistake right there.
was not asking for your garbage gens
I wonder how UmaDash Danchou feels about his wife being the pit slut Uma
Should I be content with this sprint team or keep grinding to roll even better ones?
>170 rolls>3 wedding grooves>2 maruzenWHERE THE FUCK IS URARAWHERE IS MY DAUGHTERWHY HAGS
>>556573631Excluding Taishin anything less than 1000 Wit is garbage
>>556573631Does your gutsmaxxed Falco work? In rooms with other fronts, she won't even maintain 2nd.
>>556573279>NSMnooticing
>>556573313a lot of Bakushin art
>>556573781In my limited testing yeah she works. I want her to be second, because then she can proc everything at once and rocket off like mad.Of course it's a roll of the dice, if she falls below 2nd then it's all ogre.
>>556573706you're 30 rolls away just spark her
>>556573520
>>556573937That's what I'm going to doI'm just bummed out on why the hell did I get 3 grooves and 2 maruzen
uhm Danchou I'm going on a family vacation for a couple weeks. Don't kick me ok
>>556573520>muh potential UNLOCKEDthis the only time I've seen Taishin win, most of the time she eats dust.
>>556573760Retard
>>556574037You’re not going to invite me to meet your parents...?
>>556564892icame
>>556574102by family vacation I mean my wife and sons tho...
Here's your lithe, high-performance athlete bro...
>>556571313Breasts don't really do that, do they?
>hello, I would like to run as pace chaser in career so I can hopefully get some pace chaser skills for winning the race>here's 10-14 pace chasers in three G1s in a row so your chance of getting blocked is 100%. Deal with it faggot
>>556574038Sam experience. I mean I could just be retarded and selected ass skills, but I just don't see her performing that well unless she godrolls all her skills at once, she's commonly just too far behind to seriously compete with paces and fronts.
>>556574232>playtime's over>guts build instead of wit>barely any skills
>>556574165You’re not going to invite me to introduce your sons to their new parent...?
Late Surgers and End Closers are an exercise in futility for CM9. Should I just abandon them?
Is air groove working for anyone in CM9? I feel like i've been gaslit by seriru
>>556574468I am running triple lates
>>556574358They say you work me too hard and pay me too little, they don't like you danchou...
>>556574468My King Halo End Closer does reasonably well.
>>556569613Why the heck would you want your armpit licked?
Tomorrow's the day
Anyone has success with NY Urara?
>>556574493Yeah, seen her win in public rooms. I see her a lot, she's like the only late surger I'm seeing actually.
>>556574662he got da umadrip
CM sprint room30080802
>>556574662That is a COOL fucking horse, holy shit.
Digitan is too cute
This new umalator update looking kinda cool bros...
>>556568472Hi I have 300 million fans and I play a lot. My waifu is Narita Brian and I trade shoes and will put stickers in chat. Also I really really really promise I don't have an alt in another uma club.658965815512I'm in a club rn so I'll need a day to quit once I get the invite though.
>>556574828>Turbo Sprint on the first straightGGs go next
>>556574828another one44383281
>>556574946>Discord club
ChronoGenesis is dead
>>556574468Don't abandon them I'm tired of running 8 pace rooms
>>556574946>discord clubIf Mambo doesn’t want you there’s always Autis/uma/
>>556575105another one36788704
>>556574946Checks out and sent
>>556575154>>556575268did I miss something?
I'm not convinced the push for rooms is organic, I haven't participated in a scrim since cancer cup.Do whales really still care this much?
>>556575268Is Autis/uma/ supposed to be the Mambo reject club?
>>556575185DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
>>556575281another one36402874
>>556574180I said we should do some scrims but all she did was lead me back to my room and lock the door..
>>556575394Danchud why are you recruiting from discord clubs again...
>>556575404Hakuraku makes scrimming fun.
>>556575281Once in a blue moon lol
>>556575448>sprint corner never activates mid-raceFuckanother one39281689
So is it true that the shard exchange gets discounted at 2nd anniversary?If so, by how much?I could use the shards to get MLB Creek right now, but I don't want to waste them if I only have to hang on for one more year...
>>556575515Danchou is still fucking around in Japan. Putting that aside>trainer-san has /uma/ in his profile>asks to join from this thread>no flatlining in the last months>is/was in an A club, which outside of here kind of means that there is a discord And Brian is cool....
>>556575720High effort bait
>>556575720You’re missing a shard
>>556575654>nobody joininglet's make this the last one guys
>>556575720I used both of mine to MLB Fine Motion.
>>556575740>which outside of here kind of means that there is a discord
>>556575720I see you fixed the exchange buttom being grayed out. That made your last bait attemps futile, good on you for fixing your bait
can someone post that webm/gif of a compilation of oguri cap rubbing her belly ingame?cannot seem to find it anymore
>>556572579Bwo I took a shower and only now saw the reply but yeah, it was a the Plan quote, didn't expect anyone to get it. next one shall be "if I don't win the next champions meeting I'm g-g-going to die". HOPE IT DOESN'T COME TO THAT
>>556575860Bros got demotivated by the RNG
>>556575885
>>556575809AHHHHH fucking legend races man.I was so burned out I couldn't be bothered racing Nice Nature and Grass Wonder ...
>>556575654>>556575860t-there's still room for one more anon>anon opens 20+ rooms all insta-full >I can't even keep 5 rooms rolling>>556576076Almost time for CM and I have no idea who to send, it's all so random.
>>556576181it was a discord raid
>>556576181Give me 15 minutes and I'll open rooms for the next hour too.
For real though, is discounted shards legit or was that someone else's gaslight?
>>556576336You won't know if unless you wait.
>>556576181VF was hosting rooms on his alts for his stream and made fun of all the people here that lost, now he's doing account reviews so the rooms stopped
>>556576336It was another lie. If you did everything before and finished all carnival rewards too you should be sitting at 19 ssr shards and 20 sr shards
>>556576336Why would they discount the shard instead of just giving us more shards
>>556576336
>>556576336I was the one that originally posted about the discounted shards, it isn't a lie
4 in a row
>>556576630>>556576592>>556576503>>556576498>>556576423>>556576376
>>556576376>>556576423>>556576498>>556576503>>556576592>>556576630
next bread will be gas
slow day huh
>>556576376I don't wanna...If I wait for nothing then I'm making the game more painful for no reason.>>556576416Because that would make too much sense.
>>556576392>he missed an SR shard
>>556576838Its not nice trying to deceive your fellow anons
>>556576392Yeah wait hold on buddy, did you forget to buy one from the carnival shop because you are missing a gold shard.
why is bakushins' pit everywhere?
record a video of your account with more than 20 gold / 19 rainbow or it didn't happen.
>>556576937I bought everything and did everything incl. carnival. Did all the missions/shops too.
HE IS TROLLING!DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM!
>>556576982>Shrimply dox yourself
oguri cute
>>556576912but legend races give 2 SR shards and 1 SSR shard...
>>556576982Best I can do is a static screenshot alongside with a concerned/humblebrag comment to go with the post
FIRST COSTUME MCQUEEN 4 STARNOW THISPLEASE END THE FUCKING RANCID CURSE ON MY ACCOUNT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Finally got videos of all three of BNW winning room matches (this one was 7/9 when I joined, so that's why Ticket isn't there), still need to get a better Taishin since this one only has 810 wit. The Sprint sparks aren't cooperating very well and my lack of Fine Motion above 0LB (meaning I can't use her) makes wit a real crapshoot if I can get it high or not but there's nothing I can really do about that. Just need to bash my head against the wall until one of my 1200/x/900/x/900 runs gets that A or S sprint.
>>556577150based gray maxer
>>556576937Oh yeah I got one gold shard over>>556577097I am sorry you were right. Shouldnt have called you a liar. That wasnt very nice of me
>>556576392>>556576912>>556576982>>556577031holy bricked!
>>556577229bwo you're missing like 20 shards
>>556577229It's okay, it's hard to know who's telling the truth, who's gaslighting, and who's been gaslighted here
>>556577049>showing your account is doxxing(you)>>556576982my bad. I meant 21 gold 19 rainbow.I myself have 19 / 17 but havent' earned any of the 2 of each that come from the racing carnival yet. 1 of each from the shop, 1 of each from missions.
Is it worth it?Well, obviously spurt is worth it, but pot5 specifically.
>>556577309kek good one
>>556577342what else are you gonna spend that dosh on
>>556575740These are very fair criteria
WOAH THEREFREE OYL? YOU GUYS ALWAYS SPOKE SO LOWLY OF GOLD CITY I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW SHE HAD THIS
>>556577342Do it for Tamtam
>>556577342That's one of the best mid race velocity skills in the game nigger, no shit it's worth it
>>556577453Her personality is just that unlikable so anons didn't bother a second look, plus Grass Wonder has free OYL for everyone
>>556577453Aren't her growth rates dogshit
>>556577453>OYL>accel uniqueim not a mechanics expert but she always SOUNDED good to me, but idk maybe her unique sucks ass20% guts growth sucks too but hey it might be good next scenario?
>>556577453It's pretty good, she procs accels both sides of the line of "actually useful" and zero when you actually need them
>>556576245Aight lets play some rooms, starting with this one619867466198674661986746
>>556577150ALL TITTY... or no titty...I believe the choice is clear
>>556577342>is gold THH worth it?
Please be good!
>>556577453Yeah, but it’s Gold City
>>556564892>the blushing>the sweat on her faceUnironic boner generating factory. Why the fuck was this so good?
jiiiii~
>>556577453OYL is most useful on shorter distances which she is worse at because her career forces her into the tenno sho spring
>my TT team can run into S rank tams nowMONKAGIGA
>>556577753
>>556577689No one joined yet, please join619867466198674661986746
>>556568602I will subsist wholly on her uma milk and I will grow strong
>>556577954>see post>open up uma>room 9/9HAHA THAT'S FUNNY BWO HAHA THAT'S FUNNY BWO HAHA THAT'S FUNNY BWO HAHA THAT'S FUNNY BWO HAHA THAT'S FUNNY BWO HAHA THAT'S FUNNY BWO HAHA THAT'S FUNNY BWO HAHA THAT'S FUNNY BWO HAHA THAT'S FUNNY BWO HAHA THAT'S FUNNY BWO HAHA THAT'S FUNNY BWO HAHA THAT'S FUNNY BWO HAHA THAT'S FUNNY BWO HAHA THAT'S FUNNY BWO HAHA THAT'S FUNNY BWO HAHA THAT'S FUNNY BWO HAHA THAT'S FUNNY BWO HAHA THAT'S FUNNY BWO HAHA THAT'S FUNNY BWO HAHA THAT'S FUNNY BWO HAHA THAT'S FUNNY BWO
>>556577954>decide to join an /uma/ room for once>full
>>556570139umagrok explain this to me like I'm 10
>>556577954accels are overrated
>>556578124gotta move those big fingers faster teiobwo
>>556577453That might've been a positive before Nice Nature card came out
Please god just release Valentine Bobo already!I need my fix and these carats are burning a hole in my pocket...
>>556572080Second Verse, Same as the First.If this happens on the one run I actually get sprint sparks to trigger i'm gonna implode.
>>556577954Uma Musume is accel gameProc'd Mummy + Pasa One more (we're here till the next hour)536690365366903653669036
fat fuck skill printer uma
>>556578393Dictus...
>>556578475compared it to the highest rank Dictus and its a world awayit comes to be a certain point where showing the skill list is stupid because you know they have every skill, you just see the SP total to see if they got every inherited unique as well
>>556578393umaJP thread is two blocks down
>>556578348Is this the most SOVLFUL lobby ever?Too bad my Curreng hit all her accels.Another one927255169272551692725516
>>556578393So for JP players, if distance of tracks have a threshold, what is the point of any Stam this high? Why would it matter to have 1000+ stam in mile races? Is it because the sheer number of skills that you're gonna be taking 10 debuffs a race or something?
bros??
>>556578613I know, but I just like to post her name
>>556578694>>556578613its all Uma all the wayif you're lucky Global will skip MANT and grand live and like fucking, idk give you the carats for those scenarios
>>556578719irl haru would EAT uma haru thinking she's a leaf
I love this dork...I want to see her smile and grab her boobs
You think sprint is slop? Wait till MANT drops during the final round of dirt mile, you will have to play a 2 hours career in MANT to not lose to someone who took the time to make a MANT ace
>>556578709>5/9 Here's a screenshot of shame for this retard.
>>556578757You know that well that we will go through the same fucking like you guys did, MAYBE with minor qol fixes. I'm still kind of wondering, if they really will release MANT as it was, knowing full well what it did to their playerbase.
>>556578717Stam gets recalculated at the final straight and going over the stat threshold gives you a higher spurt rate. If your stam is significantly lower than everyone else you will have a lower spurt ratein Sprint/Mile it doesnt matter because everyone has 100% spurt rate no matter what
global are SICKI FUCKS they will ENJOY MANT instead
>>556578863>if they really will release MANT as it was, knowing full well what it did to their playerbase.Obviously not. They'll change the name.
>>556578906i dont like man
>sprint was supposed to be the SOUL oshi gaming CM>el condor pasa is literally unbeatable unless the room has 6 fronts
I keep fapping to my custom made in-character uma bots, I can't get hard by normal lewd art anymore.
>>556578950RUDOLF!
>>556578962There's nothing sovl this CM. It's just repetition of Bakushin Curren ShartFalco and El. The first 3 are understandable but El is peak tryhard
>>556579039I'm training a Jordan...
Idk about you guys, but I actually have MANT nostalgia and I am looking forward to play it again in globalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB6O9MihsVg
>>556578709>6 pace 3 front double falco clownfiestaSo pace eats this kind of lobby huh.Another one903686379036863790368637
>>556570812post bakshin pwease
>>556578863There is some minor hope to be had, though its because of lack of communication.Racing Carnival had its prices slashed by 80%. Normally, this only happened the third time Racing Carnival Showed up in JP. And, Earlier than any other server by a good month and a Half, we got the pal card changes, which makes MLB Riko a viable MANT card. This means our meta far more closely resembles Taiwan coming into MANT. It's frustrating that Cygames will not state their intentions with Global, but they are actively making changes for the better. Whether that bears fruit depends on what 1st anni will look like. 1st anni will basically decide the fate of Global for casual players. Cygames Knows MANT is shit, you and I know MANT is shit. The changes required to save Global from MANT drought are so significant that you could not account for every detail. We will see.
MANT is EASY and FUN! you just need to
I still find it funny with how fitting Blow My Gale is as the main theme for MANT, given the context of it being sufferingmaxxing for everyone involved
>>556578393>uncapped wit
>>556578962It's sad like the lobbies in here. No one mutated their oshis for sprint and I think those who tried are dropping from burnout one by one
you can't enjoy LARC KINO if you haven't suffered through everything else first
>>556579241>sufferingmaxxing for everyone involved
>>556579281mutating is basically thrice as soul sucking as rolling for S
>>556579137>your curren>ults>mine>doesn'tAnother lobby248165702481657024816570
>>556570812I'm starting to believe this CM is not nearly as much of a gamble as people say it is. It's the "Oshi CM" yet every room is the same 5-6 same meta slop umas once again and if you don't have have a cracked build you aren't winning anything even if you hit perfect accels. It's only "gambling" in the sense that every other CM is gambling in that you hope you are in a good position by late race and hope your accels go off.
Rape trainers. Kidnap trainers. Gaslight trainers. Follow them home and have them invite us in so we can have ease of access. Invite your friends to trainer's house. Share trainer. Make trainer a father.
last time I'll join this room in case other anons want in
87739151 CM9idk its some bullshit I miss Arima
>the virgin jap horse mant maxing for stats to win the larc>the chad frog horse barely training and eating bread all day wins
>>556575185where were you... when chronogenesis died...?
>>556577764.My penis is now erect
>>556579396>this was written and posted by an overweight man in his 30s with brown skin
>>556579369I've been trying to mutate Tama but most I can get is Sprint B from first inspiration and blank during 2nd inspirations. The Bs are those who failed haruten meanwhile the A+ turned to fan runs
As breeders cup is canon in Umaverse, who is breeding what...?
>>556579519truke
>>556579469stinky
>>556579545>webm of the umas walking through the lobby with fat (pregnant) stomachs
>>556579519Everything you cum to is the product of a man in his 40s.
>>556578717stats over 1200 are halved.this dictus is functionally 1400 stam 1450 gutsshe actually has enough to run TSS with no recoveries as pace.
>>556579217>Racing Carnival had its prices slashed by 80%what?
FINALLY get to roll for bourbon soonTHE BIG THREE AT LAST
>>556579380>NSM into Bakushin ultThat's something, I think Bakushin is strong because of situations like these.Another620308226203082262030822
>>556579063based
>>556578863They did it to the KR and CN server, they will do it to global too. No sane game company would just burn off their scenario assets that could last them for 4 months just because it got slightly less than ideal reception
>>556579645yes80%if you had spent 80 carrot juices getting that rainbow crystalit wouldve been 144 on JP
>>556579665what the fuck happened to those other fronts
>>556579743sasuga japanese game designers
>>556579806thats just all CM roomsthe one front that got to do their end of race shit actually fights to win the race, the others just give upAlso this is a weird CM where falco hopes she's a solo front so her chance of winning goes down a lot if there's others
>>556579616
>>556579039I HAVEN'T GOTTEN A GOOD ROLL BECAUSE I'M TRAINING UMAS WITH NO SPEED OR WIT BONUS AND IT'S FUCKING PAINFUL I NEED THOSE SPRINT SPARKS ON MY BORROWS WHICH ARE ALWAYS SHIT WHERE ARE MY RAINBOWS
Umas might be able to win against humans but they can never win against human cock!
>>556564892Likewouldn't this taste AWFUL?
>>556579904some of these just feel wrong
>>556579665>third 6 pace 3 front roomSo this is what happens when Suzuka somehow manages to ult, my Falco got buried and never came back somehow. Lets do 3 more rooms before I fuck off to do fan runs for Dancho.974501099745010997450109>>556579806Triple Falco room where they killed each other off.
Uma for nursing handjobs but won't make me poop into my diaper?
oh well looks similar enough Calstone with what I have available I suppose. I really suck at character creators
>>556579735>slightly less than idealbrother it was roundly critiscized and every server release has made some form of attempt to lessen the impact of MANTTaiwan and KR had Pal Card fixChina had BATTLE PASS 2 years earlyand Global will probably at the very least get Spark Reroll and evo skills, which is by far the biggest departure. Global has been the most different server in an attempt to curve the meta. 11/11 patch was a direct response to summer maru dominance, as Early evos will be a direct response to Xoguri dominance. And they could go farther, they could go much farther if they want to truly create a different identity for Global. and it starts not with fucking Autoplay, but with the endless bevy of qol that JP has right now.I am telling you right now, and on my soul, MANT will drop with Super Skip and people wont even be able to discuss it because of how big the other changes will be.
>Nobody's running Maru
>>556579545ohhh~ you know~
>>556580089
>>556580097what's the pal card fix
>>556580110fronts suck this CM, no A&SFalco is the only exception because of her ult cheese
>>556580205You just need to do one training with them to get a shot at recreations. No green friendship needed anymore
>>556580205Pal cards now queue their date events the second you click on them (or get them randomly in random events)you dont need to have them at green friendship or even in your deck to start dating
>>556580189>3M viewsYakuza sama don't look...
>>556580189>it's real
>>556580328>Pal cards now queue their date events the second you click on them (or get them randomly in random events)We kinda have this.>you dont need to have them at green friendship or even in your deck to start datingThey recently added this
>>556580031>my fellow fishébro Uma Musume is accel gameAin't no way Falco drops the ball after all that accel.Second to the last room before I fuck off322373243223732432237324
>>556580097>11/11 patch was a direct response to summer maru dominanceThat's speculation. For all we know they could've done this to enable other QoL.
>>556580453such as...........?
>>556580089DON'T FUCKING POST NIOH 3 HERE, I HAD TO SELF-BAN MYSELF FROM /v/ DESPITE THE UMA THREADS THERE BEING BETTER BECAUSE OF HOW FUCKING MAD I AM SEEING PEOPLE HAVE FUN WITH ITNIOH HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY GUILTY PLEASURE SERIES, I PLAYED 1 AND 2 SO AUTISTICALLY, SO DO YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO HAVE NIOH 3 BE THE FIRST GAME TO FILTER MY PC?NOT MONHUN WILDS, NOT RDR2 IN 4K, NOT ANY "BAD OPTIMIZATION GAME" YOU CAN THINK OF, NIOH 3 IS SOMEHOW THE MOST CPU-DEMANDING VIDEO GAME IN THE ENTIRE WORLD RIGHT NOW, AND IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK GOOD!BUT HEY, THANKS TO CRYPTONIGGERS AND AI PAJEETS GENERATING STUPID AMERICAN POLITICAL VIDEOS GAMING PCS ARE FIVE FUCKIGN THOUSAND DOLLARS NOWNOW ALL I CAN DO IS PLAY FUCKING GACHA GAMES AND BE MAD ALL DAY
>>556580562Team Trials skip, Daily Race skip, preview choice results in career events, using different markers for your favorite veterans.
https://youtu.be/arjGjLQt6x8Mambo!
>>556580624Do you hate us that much!?
>>556580632why would a balance patch "enable" any of that when theyre all seperate updates in JP?
>>556580412>Bueno is right next to Falco's ass by the final straightPace vs. Front speed diff Pace crazy wit checks man.One last room513335755133357551333575
>>556580624Someone reply an AI image to this guy
>>556580624desu it barely runs on my PC too but I can make it work. Ronin filtered my PC tho
>>556580624she's so cute bros
you guys never give me (You)'s
At this point any time I ask about red skills all I hear is "OGURI/BOURBON SUCK NOW" but no one ever tells me who's GOOD besides taiki/suzuka
>>556580624I'm in the same boat but mainly for my motherboard on her last legs and in dire need of ram. What are you specs so I can compare?
>>556580697Cherry picking fixes/features into an older version of your software is more difficult the further you go back. That's why people were saying that choice results could be sniffed, because CyGames didn't want to patch that fix into an old build. Maybe they had a giant refactor around the time of the 1st anni balance changes, and that was the only major blocker for everything else. I'm hesistant to believe CyGames fast forwarded the 1st anni changes due to balance, simply because there were no other instances of them showing that they care. Many CM's were already "ruined" by banners and scenarios that release during them.
I'm training Mayano for Breeder's Cup
>>556580624Bwo I play umamusume on a 5090, Nioh 3 is not that good
>>556580624>he doesn't plan ahead his upgrades before the bubblesSame shit happened in 2017/2018 don't worry prices will go down eventually
>>556580816Good umas still goodBad umas become good
Ardan's huge big breasts, her TWO big FAT tits. Sex with THEM!! AWOOGA >>556580624Oh yeah I still have to beat Nioh 1. It was so much fun and one of the best action games I played
>>556581117>Bad umas become good
>>556580714Aaaaaannd that's a wrap>TamTam and Mummy Creek on sprintsI admire the mutations>Pasa is too far away that Falco didn't get to ultFucking bullshitWon 4/8 matches against /uma/ this past hour, feels great. Again /uma/ always has a 4-5 pace heavy lobby, but go to pubs and it's just random. /uma/ lobbies are there to test the strength of your umas rather than gouge how your CMs will go, especially on this one that's full of RNG.Thank you for participating and reading /uma/dacchis.
>>556579743>80 is an 80% off 144????????
>>556580189BUTT WHY
>>556581196so you're saying with my 20-40% wr umas in rooms I have a chance....
>>556581117name 5 bad uma
>>556581271All Teio
> All these white sparksNeat.
>>556581338GWTHH kinda nutty though. If you can fix the pink sparks, you're gold.
>>556581338shame about the pinks but still a great grandparent or just a generic GW parent
She really is cute...
>>556581271haru uraracostume mcqueenbiwa hayadachristmas biwa hayadetokai teio
>>556581453Why is Curren such a w*man magnet
>>556581453Curren disgusting
I think some of the genuine Curren fans on /uma/ might be women...
>>556581453bwo, are you sure?
>>556581196>my gw-less suzuka can win in /uma/ scrimsI'm ready for CM9
Does anyone have that smart falcon comic where she's an older christmas cake? it has flash in it
>>556581608I run like this
DID YOU KNOW IN UMA MUSUME Top Gun is popular with female fans
>>556581651Popular with my penis.
>>556581608Nobody runs like this
>>556581608
>>556581453Is there something with Curren that attracts women? My lil sister likes her, my irl female friends likes her, and some of the online friends I'm in contact with likes her.
>>556581721she's like gigachad for men
Curren is very cute and a succubus
>>556581721they want to be like her
>>556581651what would maya main in maplestory
curren is the boss mare of tracen simple as
>>556581714cute>>556581608ew she runs like a harlot
she's so fucking funnny
>>556581745>>556581792I see (I don't)
>>556581608>runs like this >still mogs any human runner
>>556581721They want to be an eceleb whore
mare...puss...y..
>>556581578The second frame always makes me laugh. Its so autistic
>>556581891post more round falco
>>556581891i want to hit her with a baseball bat and watch her go flying
for me, it's Dober umanko
why does she run like that?
Another Tama turned fanrun midway. Danchou should start paying me 75$ or his nudes
>>556582135
>>556581713One of my best friends runs like this when he plays non-American football (explains the quality of our rooster really)
>>556581721She’s the uncontested cutest umamusume.Women like cute things.
>>556582135She's peak...
>>556582168Speaking of which, how hard is it to win the Triple Crown with her? Kikuka Sho I've won, but I job horrendously at the first two. I wonder because the game tells "she's not ready for those yet"
>>556581721Curren is evil inside and women can relate to that
Falcofags ruined her for me. I hate you guys.
>>556582168i should do that too. if this run doesnt' get a double sprint spark in senior its races every turn till the end.
sex with katawa uma
>>556582451>unbelievably cute crippled uma>you can't date herWhy are we here? Just to suffer?
Check out this grass wonder I made to survive 3600m
>>556580624Pokke might say this, but I'm not sure about that.
>>556582409I did it on my 2nd try because I was curious if she have an event for triple crown. I skipped Kikuka Sho on my 1st playthrough but still won Satsuki and DAAAAHBY, and went for Japan Cup and Arima Kinen for fans.It's relatively easy.
>>556582430I do that every time I fail to get Sprint A and every time I manage to 3rd place Tenno Sho. If she jobs Tenno Sho then I just give up not worth the clocks.
>>556582603Japan and Arima worked fine, but I'm having little luck with the first two of the Crown, could be just bad luck for many runs in a row until I stopped trying to win those
Sorry danchud after hitting two 9% failures I have decided to get off.No I won't be getting on for the rest of the day because I can't risk my cortisol spiking if it happens a 3rd timeI hope you understand
>>556582451fucked up that we can't date the sexiest and cutest npc
Thank you, Aryan woman jumpscare.
>>556582676I usually run first 2 of the crowns as a Pace Chaser if there are decent amount of fronts or good amount of Pace Chasers to proc her unique otherwise End closer. Going end closer for Kikuka works most of the time
>>556581969
Rape? Sex? Marriage? Breeding? There will be none of that today! Here have this pocket sized umahttps://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_Characterswho is not only low maintenance (you only have to feed them 1 baby carrot a day, 2 in oguri's and chud week's case) they will sit on and run around your desk all day or crawl inaide your pockets should you head out. They will keep you companies always. Will this make you motivated and happy? Tell me how you feel about a small uma companion! Do NOT hot glue her im warnning you!
>>556581721My little sister likes Digitan, and my mother likes Taishin tho
>>556582906>chronoaiiieeee danchud is always watching me
>>556582906Scenario's too long and confusing I didn't get a single thing about what you just posted. I got Cafe though
>>556582968You won't fare well during mant bro..
I just realized that my TT aces are coincidentally sorted by height. Made me smile a bit.
>>556582939Would listen to Digitan talk about yuri manga for days.
>>556583072ope is a womanlet?
when does palmer release i think i have to spark heri have not been this attracted to an anime girl mainly off appearance before
>>556583072we didn't ask
>>556582939Is your sister perhaps a Fujoshi/Himejoshi?
>>556582328This is nonsense. She's cute in their world but in our world she's about the same as most of them, and obviously Rice Shower is the actual cutest.
>>556583072I asked
>>556583101She also seems to be really cool. I too may have to obtain her.
>having a great run with Spechan>sprint A and turf S acquired>tenno sho spring>430 stam>get 8th four (4)(IV)(FOUR) times in a row even as a late and end despite getting 2nd with around 320 stam many times beforeCan't even get angry anymoreAt this point it's just apathyThis games rng is so fucking dogshit it's insane
>>556583072Soulful roster.
>>556583136Funny you mention Rice because women tend to gravitate to her as wellIt might be the “big sister”/oneesan thing
>>556583275brother you have a white recovery in your kit
>>556583275I feel you. I almost jobbed a Teio with sprint A and a fast learner. Her stamina was around 380~400 as a late and jobbed twice but luckily managed to 3rd place final clockMEANWHILE Rudolf easily places 1st~3rd with 340 stamina
>>556583275Boo fucking hoo
>>556583324Not worth buying the recovery just to clear a career race, it's highroll or bust
>>556583416
>>556583416Rice said this to my trainee after she stole my 1st place with an 8L difference
umanko
>>556583275My trainee just got 4th with 528 stamina
>Backend ErrorLET ME SEE MY MEMBERS' DAILY PROGRESS
>>556583432ok keep losing then
>>556583275>get 8th four (4)(IV)(FOUR) times in a row>rngDoesn't look rng to me
>>556583562Rice would do and say this.
>>556583275>Teiofag's knees explodeLOOOOOOOOOOOOL! Deserved! Deserved! Deserved! Deserved!
>>556583136>Rice Shower is the actual cutest.Trve
if Rice would become my trainee, I would purposely make her go through rigorous training and race consecutively until her knees explode
>>556583810fucking psycho
>>556578290CRAAAAWLING IIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIINNNMY RAINBOWS ARE NOT REAL
>>556583925no I just don't like the existence of Rice
>>556583926>Sprint BMe with my Tama right now. If I'm already dying and coughing up blood with Sprint mutation then what more with next CM for Mile A and Dirt at least B
If Rice would become my trainee I’d put in my two weeks notice off the rip.
Shiroaki-sama will bless your pulls today!
>>556583971We already know your taste is bad, even without the image you posted.
>>556572080>>556578290>>556583926>not even cracking 1k speedAre you trying to hit 1200/1000+ Speed/Wit on Cafe?
>>556584045She'd better, I'm about to drop 60k carats on the pretty derby banner.
>unrestrained hits right before the straightoh yeah baby
>>556584045>Shiroaki
I prefer fried rice
>18/20 rainbow shardswtf did i miss...
>>556584224>he afk'd for 5 days
>>556584224bricked...
>>556584115I am.It's just one of those days man. That last one I gave up training after summer and ran 8 races in a row. I'm sure tomorrow will be better. I got an S rank sprint Rice with 3 speed 3 wit, I can do the same with Cafe. I just need my supports to stop being such bozos and play ball.
>>556583416This is what Rice Shower said before breaking Mihono's right leg 3 times and giving her trainer cancer
>>556584438Rice wouldn't do that
>>556584594Do you think she has a knife on her 24/7 for fashion?
>See "favorite star" instead of "long shot star">Get excited >It's literally nothingWhat the fug
>>556584912favourite star means literally nothing
>>556584950Yes, I can see that.
i wanna collect all the inumusume but i dont have any carats left…
>get groundwork>get Mile S>get decent stats>no greensfucking fuck you
>>556584912the only one that means anything is Eclipse First Rest Nowhere because thats guaranteed 1+ SSR and its usually (but not always) preceded by Director flashing her fanthe rest are actually manipulation and tactics to make you feel cheated and keep gambling
>just 2-3 decent speed trainings for the whole senior yearSo tired of this game repeatedly stomping on my balls. I'm so fucking sad.
>>556585148golden cleat doors and having the cunny director appear are also clear tellsand of course, gates that already spawned in with rainbows
>>556581608She spotted 10 dirty old men across the street.
>>556585205>golden cleat doorsWhat
>>556585139my groundwork setup is early lead, target in sight, and front runner straightawaysurely this will work
>>556585148im still salty from getting director halfway thru tam just to get second sky dupe. Fuck you cy
5 and i fap to kingui
>do fan run>decide to take a nap>for some reason talking to an old friend while doing fan run in my dream>hot spring ticket>next moment friend is gone and Opera is there>we're going to the hot springs together>right when we arrive I remember I did a fan run and went to sleep>"oh shit, I'm dre->wake upHOW DO I GO BACK?
>200 scouts>two 3* umaI feel like vomiting and I'm only halfway done
>>556585446Oguri is a good daughter
>>556585565Trainer please stop...
>>556584142damn i should have bought final push on my fronts
>>556585232all me btw
>>556585407>he doesn't know how to resume his dreamjust sleep again with a mindset of continuing itbrain will understandI'm not joking
>>556585565
All the guides say you need to use two of the early game navigation skills to work, right? If I only have one, just how bad is it? I got this smaru earlier, but to get groundwork active on her I had to take just DD(falco AND bourbon didn't feel like finishing their event chains).
>>5565853987 and you gotta jork it to Fuku
>>556585247nyes, normally it's just plain square wooden doors
Which uma would sing this?Which uma would she sing it to/about?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCQGQ5qBQTA
>>556585787
Bourbon has to know what she's doing with that erotic racewear of hers combined with her body right... she's just pretending to be autistic
>>556585565next spark will be better>>556585787fucky kitaru
>>556585787NYOOOOOOOOO!
>>556585894I've jorked it to this artist's Matikanefukukitaru on several occasions
thanks anon for reminding me about what JaGeX found with the user clicking heatmaps it was important and so I have been looking into it a while since you brought it up and thats also why I forgot to say thanks to you before also in umamusume my club mate got my no of fans + literally like 10k so he IS doing it intentionally. now I also must wait before completely destroying him or else itll look weird
>>556583275>just happened to my runFUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>556585758So when I go back to sleep just think about hitting high rolls on ace runs when the reset happens and I'll be able to go back to the hot springs with Opera? I'm trusting you
>>556581608Girls really run like this ...I think
>>556585787well fucki gotta honor that 7
>>556585954>>556585894>>556586065Heh
I cast2400m ura finale on your mutated horse
Curren and Vivlos are both sluts
>>556585728Teiobro...
>>556585848she has probably the nicest body in the game except for silence suzuka
>>556585787>>556585841>>556585894>>556585954>>556586065>>556586080This uma really scares me, I'm so glad I'm safe from her
>>556585565>no rate up bannerWhat did you expect
>>556581608>>556581714this run animation is so ridiculous
>>556586148Dont look at your trainee list, bro...
>>556586159The 3* rate is the same as every other banner bwo, just evenly spread out.
Falco egosurfs a lot
>>556586029noyou have to go back to sleep right away for it to workit's too late now
>>556586148Just wait 7 days.
you cant go back to sleep into the same dream anon is lying for no reason or it just works for him
>>556586219I should kill you
The Toilet
>>556584912wdy mean bwo, you got a 2* right there
>>556586135
scorpiofags did you guys take TTL/Groundwork for Front Taiki?
>classic year going smoothly>successfully got sprint A from 1st inspiration>senior year>tissue>3 back to back sleep deprived >2 back to back mood downs>jobbed haruten with 437 stamTHIS GAME IS RIGGED TO THE CORE
>>556586308I HATE CURREN
>>556586316Imagine if they drop THRONE early hahah that would be so funny.
i can't believe whorren corrupted my innocent country bumpkin Yeppers
>>556586316>my child will clean his kitchen so good things happen>no, mine will clean his toilet for no reason because he bought gloves good reminder though thanks satan... I was going to do more scripting between uma runs instead of cleaning and still I probably will. not today now, though. I mean tomorrow now because of the fans situation
all these CB images make me kinda want to roll for her... the propaganda is working
Gold City looks like she takes clients.
>>556586404BASED LAISU
>>556586506yeah me
is oguri the only uma uma musume? i don't think anyone else acts like a horse
Do you guys also think about uma in weird ways?
>>556586553The fuck is a horse?
7 is a pretentious number
>fast learner junior yearOkay what kind of rage inducing run am I up for
>>556586503you would be rolling her regardless she has free rolls on the banner because she's another anni uma
>>556586632No u!
>>556586578I sometimes ask if I can go to Tracen the same way I can go to Gensokyo?
white lightning is a poverty alcoholic "cider" btw which used to cost like £2 for a bit bottle, like one of those huge coca cola bottlesget it because tammano is poor
...
>>556586553Gold ship acts like gold...ship
>>556586672She should be an alcoholic too
>>556586640I have been severly shafted every time we have gotten free pulls so far, so that really isn't a factor in my decision making at this point anymore
>>556586578Playing Uma fills me with too much negativity, so I actually don't have any goodwill or energy left for some daydreaming or fetish shit.
why did cygaymes make a CHUD the poster girl
>>556586818>Playing Uma fills me with too much negativitySame. I didn't even know I still had it in me to get salty with games. I don't even get mad at multiplayer competitive games but umamusume somehow can bring the salt and rub it hundredfold. This shit ain't healthy.
>>556586910oguri cap is the poster girl
>>556585784dodging danger is special. it isn't just navigation. It forces your uma to merge out to 50%. If you take the first corner while in lane 9/18, the umas in lane 1/2 are going to catch you. it's just simple geometry. You need prudent positioning as a 2nd navigation skill to coax your uma into merging back into lane 1 ASAP.navigation skills have a hidden component where they give forward velocity while you are changing lanes. So dodging danger procs, you merge out to lane 9 and get a speed boost the whole time. once you get there, prudent positioning procs and you merge back to lane 1 and get a speed boost the whole time.The midrace corner is 500m in lane 1. in lane 9 it's 514m. you're running 14 extra meters, 5.5 extra lengths, if you don't merge back in.Granted, you're pace-keeping as frontrunner, so everyone else will behave, you may force someone into pace-down, and you will naturally merge in a bit at a time so it won't be a full 5.5 lengths, maybe more like 2-3, but it's still a situation you don't want to put yourself in. By taking only dodging danger without prudent to follow up, instead of building more lead you're throwing it away.
i want Furashu to capture and then whisk me off to germany
>>556586638I cast 2 "Don't Overdo It!"'s upon your run
does germany have a dahby?
>>556586950I wonder if they really implemented lanes like that. The datamined race mechanics doc does not mention lanes having an effect like that.
with cosin (x, y) (where x = left/right, y = up/down on the axis(?)) , if the number is taken as an integer (range from 0 - 127 for -1 to 0, 128 - 254 for 0 to 1), then it is the range in binary (-8 to -1, 1 to 8) this is useful
surely nobody is attracted to a CHUD such as this
I'm going to bed.
I'm incapable of hearing Mayano's voice or remembering her lines. I've manually read her career 3 times but I can't remember a single line other than something like "Do you notice my charm trainer?" and I can only hear my dog's chew toy go off whenever she speaks. It only gets louder when she does the "I'm not a kid" mood down event.
>>556587129ew get that chud off my screenthis is a Chestnut-only thread
SPECHUD HATE
>>556586578Define "weird ways"
can you really claim to be a real country if you don't have a DAHBY?
>>556587116this would also make the umas position NOT its (bits (current position) flipped - current lower bound (which is -1 or +1) * - 1)
>>556587036>Riko didn't show up until after summer camp classic>jobbed career goals>no or 1 speed card (out of 3 cards) on summer >failed the only 3 rainbows I got whole career with 7%>lost against D rank team>500 speed senior year january>Tissue>not a single turf or sprint spark>failed haruten I didn't clock and stopped there. I still care about my health
>>556587129me licking spe's sweaty pits like in the OP
S4 when?
>>556587307>I should just kill myself shouldnt I? yes
>>556580002There's a recessive mutation that results in no BO and soft earwax. It is way more common in East Asian women. Note: this does NOT mean they can't stink. But the biggest funk factor associated with pitsweat just doesn't exist in them.
>>556587036Rice doesn't bring misfortune
>>556586392help
>>556587519Why wouldnt you take them on a front?
>>556587519I don't train fronts.
>>556587459
I want to believe the "gold inspiration" exists solely to further salt you. They'll show gold but not give you a single pink sparks
>>556587552won't you push forward too much, missing the SfV timing
Uh...bros? What's she gonna do to my doggy?
>>556587604But Front Taiki is already missing it in the first place...?
>>556587590lmao this is me when the inspo is gold (60 white sparks on the legacies) and I get skill hints for 4 skills at least I can cope and say that it gives me 4 or 5 hint lvls + the O versions of the skills, which means it will get better in the future. sry about you tho rice
>>556564892torena-san has an OBLIGATION to do this for bakushin after every race
>>556587604You're running a FRONT runner, anon.
>>556587659not if it's a front-heavy room, which is what the aquarius lobbies look like. i never really bothered with Front Taiki on Scorpio, but I know certain anons did especially those who ran triple fronts with Suzuka/Maru/Taiki
>>556587443Feelings of negative self-worth are a sign of humbleness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIcgFz2QBUE
>>556587372Better luck next time>>556587657>What's she gonna do to my doggy?She's a white woman be careful anon she might umapyoi it
>>556587775NyooOOOoooOOooooo
>>556587578Eating a lot of cheese can still make her stink, X-Men mutant or not
I like it when El yells "TRAINAAA SAN"
>>556587771nice nature would NOT be mean like that
>>556586578I'm dying bwos
It's important to have a moderate inferiority complex when you're a girl.
ugh fineI will start making ace now
gommen danchou but i cant farm fans without 2x rewards
When is CM anyway? In a couple weeks?
>>556587993Only a buck for six more runs :^)
when's chiyo chang banner
>>556587993bricked
>>556588067i love this cute retard
why the fuck are there no new carat deals wtf cygames
I am 8millions fans ahead of weekly schedule thanks to half TP eventI can just flatline next week and Danchou won't be able to kick me
>>556588229>buhiiiiumagrok translate this
I think if cygames just replaced MANT with Buffed Unity Cup people would generally be happier
>>556588285You should be thanking me for supporting the servers.
>>556578393Vega guts still meta?
dotoposters owe me sex
There's literally not a single situation where SR Wit Marvelous Sunday is bad. Why does nobody talk about it?
>>556588421not meta, stego exists and is by all accounts the best card in the gamebut if you need to hit statline she will do the job well
>>556588405Thank you for pulling your weight and ours.
Urara nodon't get in that van
>shit run with barely any rainbows>do another run out of anger>next run is even worse
>>556588502sexo
Saudi Cup hype video by JRA is herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6Rj9JghzDk
>>556588635>Mudslime slave owner cupno thanks
>>556588502i can see why ikuno received so much dictus
>>556588498No TE and relatively low starting friendship
>>556588502I still can't believe Ikuno Dictus is a mare. She doesn't have mare qualities/vibes AT ALL
Digitan SEX
>>556588915what would be left of you after 50 races?
>>556588502Stay gold is shit and so are you, go back to your thread you shitstain
>>556588706westerners are slaves
>>556588706damn, you are no fun
I don't have a single good ace ready for Cap yet
Gold City owes me creampie sex
>>556589037considerMr. CB
>>556588502Ikuno Dictus makes my dictus erectus if you know what i mean
>>556588706this but unironically
is dox site friend search broken again?
Haven't seen any sprinter Mayas even though she should be decent.
>>556589297tenno sho spring
>>556588706you better not be anywhere near the western hemisphere saying this shit cuz you looooost that privilege a long time ago
So does Riko just show up on any bond level now? is that a bug?
Are there any surviving clubs from JP? Decided to come back and I don't know if I got kicked or if ウマオオオオ disbanded.
a full circle = r = ~6.28therefore to calculate how many circles you get you can do r/i by using i = the highest number you can do, such as 255... that means r/255 = 40; 40 circles
>>556589332didn't stop Ricefags
>great mood>3 mood ups >followed by 2 mood downsok haha that's nice i didnt want mood effect anyway
More brown umas when?
>>556589297Her unique is good but her kit isn't good, her growths are bad, and she has to run a bunch of longs. Not impossible to make but annoying. I made a couple of test ones but moved onto others.
>>556589405sir we're global nowask in /umaJP/
>>556589405yeah just go to >>555811026 if you want an actual answer
Hehe funni number
an horse racing track if it was a circle is: (n/n * n) / r = number of circles, where n = the number of laps
>>556589512Sorry danchud I've decided no more parent farming
>>556589482japan is on the globe
>>556589512>420is Mambo gonna be okay?
horse racing track is (1*0 + n) / r, where n is number of laps; r = radianresult is how many circles the uma track is
>>556589541your mom's a (n/n * n) / r
>>556589512i'm working on aquarius aces. i'll grind fanruns again once i'm done
>>556589576!
>One of those careers where I'm never first>Also I cleared my cookies so my captcha is absolutely aidsWhat a horrible start to this day
>>556589610We'll take it easy and hold A+ as far as I can tell
>>556589686lol
Would it kill you to give me three hint levels for once kitaI can't afford this shit
The usual suspects doxxed the bakushin armpit gif creator. The gif is down.
>4th nhk>4th derbyKUYASHIIIII
post more image
>>556590013no
>>556590013Shush
>>556590013nyo
>>556590013Don't tell me what to do or i'm unleashing her
soon
>>556590013>>556590041sex them both
What the fuck Taiki
>>556587784She did it! +20 all stats.
>>556590119
>>556590129taki shes have the big AWOOGAS! >>556590157*eyes pop out of head*
>>556590157>areola and pube peekdas it mane
>>556589996Who are the suspects and why are they mad about it
>>556587307Physical abusers don't act like that. The whole emotional manipulation side is way too forced, not subtle at all, the self-loathing worthless "I'll just kill myself" person will just hurt herself, and not outright blame you for it, but hint at it, making you feel ten times worse. Meanwhile ones who tend to raise their hand will just hit you more until you submit and admit yourself it's your fault for getting hit. And you'll accept it.
>>556590013GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
hitting is worse than rape
>>556590220Horse pus... I mean, Umanko.
>>556589996That gif was doing too much reputational damage to Chiyono O, it had to be taken down
>>556580624Replying again after trying the demo and...HAHAHAHA HOW THE FUCK CAN'T YOU RUN IT WHEN MY PC CAN? IT'S A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HAVEN'T CLEANED IN YEARS AND IT'S RUNNING PERFECTLY FINE HAHAH THIS GAME IS GOING TO BE FUN I really hope the issue is fixed for you....
>>556590150>Going for the riskiest option on junior year
holy shit yakuza did it?
>>556590429That's a good thing though, you can abandon if it bricks your run
>>556590496How about you delete your post and try again after sorting your cards in a way that lets people easily see what you have
Do real horses even have pubes?
>>556589794They will never do armpit licking
>>556590568You're right. I should make it neat
>>556590575no
>computer, write every number >*plays umamusume while it writes out every number in a table* and I watch it write out the numbers 1 by 1>it gets to the end >heres your finished list! >check back on it after uma game stuff >it changed all the numbers it wrote to be the first 3, 0, and last 3
I've gotten Night Owl three runs in a row now
Blimey!
Waiting for SMaru/Finemo SSR rerun banner is too greedy, right? Assuming I want both of these, and I will have two opportunities to roll for them way earlier than the aforementioned banner.
>>556590710Just don't rest bro.
next thread will be better
please release MANT now
>>556590772NONE OF MY FOUR WIT CARDS ARE EVER ON WIT
>>556589610it's a b+ club bwo
>>556590332I'll be very surprised if cygays actually took it down and not just the animator being retarded
>>556590779mcqueen wouldnt dual wield AK47s and shoot them
hould I pull Finemo/Kawaii until I get Finemo toLB2? I dont know what to spend the selectors on
>>556590575https://files.catbox.moe/8fhf5j.mp4
>>556590759It is pretty late. You'll be fresh off Tachyon pulls, already saving for 400-600 pulls on Ramonu at that point
Is doxxgenesis club datas fucking dead
>MANT releases in the middle of dirt CMImagine having your G>A dirt horse immediately made obsolete
>>556590865
>>556590865UHHHHHH
cmon taiki this is the third academic crisis you've had this year
Don't open that link
>>556591009Should have done more wit training
>>556590865>https://files.catbox.moe/8fhf5j.mp4brave guy standing behind her whilst doing that...
>>556590862>MLB neichaYou're whaling on it anyway so why ask. I had to skip neicha to go for finemo
Don't open that pink
Surely this groundwork setup will work..
dont spread the mare pussy and tickle her butthole teasingly a little bit
>>556590865again?
>>556591217>>556591217>>556591217
>>556590865Surely this'll just be a MANT guide like last ti
>>556591228teasing doto's butthole ever so slightly
>>556590107Soon what?
>>556590865not again
Sometimes I really fucking HATE this game. What a waste of Fast Learner. KSB, Teio, and Neicha all collectively fucked off.
>>556591668marriage
