>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>556450795
erg is finished
I want to look up a girl's skirt
This thread smells good!
gg dog
>>556559835Head to /gif/. They usually have a thread for that exact thing over there.
>>556559920Terrible AI slop. Please die today
>>556559979>Head to /gif/Horrible taste
>>556559920Wonderful AI slop please post more I love you
Genius way to catch him in his loops right as a new thread starts.
>>556559979How would you know that nasty degenerate faggot? What is wrong with you? Get help.
>>556560127queue up and carry me ,then i'll post another one.
>>556560345omw mommy
>>556559903What is that supposed to mean
Join the queue pls, I want to play with you guys.
I queued with erg girls
>>556560393weird post
>>556560595We did! bugs...
>>556560595I wish you could wear sunglasses in elden ring nightreign and elden ring
>>556559920Wylder is so lucky....
>>556560740Why
What if libra was in anor londo
D5 Heolster with the salty runback.
GG double Heoreally fun
It's crazy how hard Zorban won. He's become a pillar of the Nightreign community.
>>556563534That guy's great he's done a massive service to /erg/.
gg bugz!!! nice to meet you!!!
I jobbed to regular bugs in front of the erg girls... it's so over
>>556563885why so low res?
>>556563885>16 KB
woah same team
>>556563885>smartest leftroon
>>556563961>>556563993>>556564871small pic for a small boy
gg doggos
gg dog, fuck crossbow pages
>>556563648Triple recluse would still be easy, retard-kun
This is going to sound stupid but did they buff the Balancers, I feel like they gank you way easier nowadays, I feel like if you ran away only one would keep track of you
>>556566498>>556566528gg red golem
>>556566528Why is cc dating devil
gg ed goatspamming r1 is easy mode wtf, I've been playing on hard mode doing charged r2s all the time
gg mega libra, crazy fight, i was popping my ult just to do damage for free, fug it
>>556567026Recluse I'd love to help you with your relics, w-why do you have damage on 3 spears with nothing else... here's an example of one of my Recluse builds
>>556567026That's how you're suppose to rev ult. To prevent downs, not to revive 1 bars
>>556566528what undercaker skin is that?
>>556567181Yeah I was dragon cult rev and I had so much damage I was standing there ulted just to keep attacking. I like it better than beast claw, it's just more sovl...
>>556567175I haven't had the game for long, so I'm just digging for scraps when it comes to deep relics. Sorry, but I'm begging for rng to give me some more synergistic stuff too...
I have a big prawnblem
>>556567347I suggest trying to get as much magic attack/sorceries on your depth relics, defeating enemies gives more ulti +1 is nice too. And try to get a night invader's relic, it's super important for your damage. You can use her skull whatever remembrance relic, it's pretty nyaice
pretty good relic troll not gonna lie game
trishtinx still doing the "if i add an anime girl to every single one of my posts maybe people will like me more" gimmick i see
None of the incantations were designed for the enemies and bosses of the dlc
lmao cute
>>556567678I'm 200% sure this shit is rigged so dormant power has like a 90% chance of appearing with a random "improved *insert any other fucking weapon type here*" effect
>>556567583>>556567347I would argue that Affinity is better than + magic attack+ magic attack is only 2% better (10 vs 12) than affinity for at best 6% better overall (30 vs 36)sorceries is the same as affnitybut what affinity gets you over magic attack is that it boosts flame sorceries and all incants which is deceptively useful in case you get a good incantation or a flame sorcery for use against the many many flame weak bosses out thereespecially early game, getting 30% damage bonus on that giantsflame or lightning spear you get from the church makes the next boss a bunch easier until you get your sorceries
>>556567913go watch frieren L
>>556567583>>556568006>>556568108Well I just spent all of my murk at the jar bazaar and got some less useless relics. I actually forgot about her remembrance, so I should probably get that out of the way first...
>>556568108Yeah that's a good point i'll try that anyon, specially since some runs you don't get a good staff but a bunch of incants instead
>>556568068it's especially funny to get discover greatswords on a wylder relic, like, that's the default
>>556568260Nice! You were doing pretty alright for it being d5, with a good build you're gonna be so set. Remember to use the collector signboard too
>>556568132>brown tourist meltykino
>>556560523>he doesn't have a going into computer machine
>>556568273>>556568260oh and since affinity and + sorceries is the exact same and the difference with + magic attack isn't that big remember, a relic with 3 good passives and +sorcery/affinity on it is better than a +magic attack relic with shit passives or horrific downsides that +2% damage is absolutely not worth getting some fucked up resistance down + deathblight on hit comboand yeh always remember recluse can use incants as well as revenant, better even because a lot of incants are FP hungry and you got infinite FPand holy incants unlock some of your best combos, if you have a ring of light seal drop, keep it around, since Magic + Holy and Fire + Holy are great buffs with relatively fast cast timeeven 3x holy is worth setting up if you can do itand course there's always the dream scenario of getting elden stars vs dogs/heolstor/derglord
>>556568487no you're more upset!!!
not reading all that bro magic > incants in nightreign. kys
>>556568703having the option for good incants isn't bad, especially now that incants have 1 extra good blue seal while sorceries have 1 nerfed blue staff and one completely useless blue staff added (sorry but crystal release is literal suicide in depths)
>>556568260do you look like that?
>>556568617I don't get why sorceries +2 is a thing, I guess it encompasses every magic affinity, while magic attack up doesn't buff some coctails?
>>556568629You’re cute :)
Only missable thing in DLC before the rune break is Thollier potion right?
>>556569135yes
>>556559835Go to any populated shopping mall and sit under an escalator and just look up
>>556568260sex with recluse players
gg LibraDid jumping on him triggered his fight?
>>556568969gravity sorceriesthey're part or fully physical
>>556569232Thank you.
>>556568260as a sexyfootenjoyer these are the worst drawn feet I've ever seen
>>556569035thanks<3it keeps going up to 2/3 unblock me please
>>556568384>>556568617>>556568932>>556569252>>556569417Thanks for all of the advice. I'm funnily enough my first rememberance quest is to kill night invaders, so I can knock that out during the next run with you guys. I'll be waiting in the queue for people to join again!
All that for sandbag Libra
>>556569728Just remember not to dust your affinity +2 relics, they are almost as good as magic +4
>playing with randoms>about to go to nightlord>check ironeye's inventory>see a carian royal scepter with comet on it in his inventory>he kept it because it's +ranged weapon damage on itThis is a hate crime against recluses
>>556569250That gets you kicked out by security
>>556570404then do it in a train station or somewhere without security, pretend you're just chilling or having a smoke down there like a hobo. obviously works better if you're black because its raciss to arrest you
>>556566528>fuck crossbow pagesI'm always vigilant for those fuckers. Be it in a ruin, or during the day end pre-boss fight. I always home in on those fuckers. The perfumer is just a distraction from the real threat: the page.
>>556570645I've had tpk's to red pages before, fuckers kill you through every protective ability
>>556569728Did you get a game yett
gg goat
>>556569728I want to kiss her tit mole
gg normie libra, strong run... we actually ran out of things to do in the map. We all bought 3tina the skill atk vykes heh
gg smol goatei forgot to buy the max hp shield..
>>556572127drop all your negation and take all the skill attacks for funny number!!
i dodged
>>556571923Yes, we just perforated Adel. I got to use Meteorite of Astel and just unload on him. It was fun!The night invaders we killed didn't count for the remembrance quest, so i think i need to do a normal run or something. I'll just do that on my own real quick...>>556569848I'll keep it in mind!
why
>>556572581Yup you can't do remembrance on DoN of night, sad. And getting to blow a full meteorite of astel on something is so satisfying god damn
>>556570562Your first idea reminds me of a funny anime
Bloodborne lore fucking confuses me. Who created the brain suckers, celestial emissaries, Ebrietas, etc? The Choir or the ancient ass Pthumerians?Everyone in the community says they’re (those brain suckers, etc) surgical victims or experiments but that one ‘lowkey lore’ guy says that this was forgotten or even abandoned by FromSoft (…why would they leave the stitches in, then?). Is this just another case of FromSoft reusing enemies in awkward areas to the detriment of lore consistency?
>>556572581can I touch your boobs?
>>556572581Cute post...
>>556572929Yharnam is reviving old practices using the power of science, but, it’d be lame if they weren’t the first ones who made the bloat heads and not!mindflayers. It just screams mad science, not medieval.
>>556562075they really should add mimic back
I think duskbloods will literally kill fromsoft, thats how low the sales are gonna be
even doe kiketendo funded the project howeverbeit
Ggs dreg
>>556572929They should have done more with the Celestial Emissaries. Imagine if they made a giant floating one (like, an actual uniquely modelled boss instead of just some regular oversized one) with a truly enormous head and grander powers like the Nihilanth from Half Life. I find Bloodborne’s writing and world building simultaneously amazing but also a lot underdone. It wasn’t fleshed out nearly enough. Byrgenwerth…
gg that dreglord was sliding all over the place
>>556575213>ByrgenwerthFunny how they made the interior (which they don’t bother clarifying as its interior—simply labeling it ‘lecture hall’) LARGER than the exterior, and they panicked, throwing it into its own damn nightmare dimension. This is why all the Byrgenwerth slime scholars aren’t even at Byrgenwerth. The lecture hall was meant to be a part of Byrgenwerth. This is also why there isn’t a casting system in Bloodborne. They totally just didn’t feel like doing the caster-y parts of the game, to the point where they even cut the main wizard-type boss (no, not Logarius, although he certainly fits the bill—I’m thankful he’s still in the game). We were lucky to get the school of Mensis, as is. A stroke of pure luck.
GG mega doggy>>556568108I didn't get a single usable staff the whole run but a discus of light... affinity anon I knyeel
>>556575507gg guess it was a good thing I took at damage negation from the starting camp as it was basically my only negation the entire run
>>556574336After multiple flops/mid-performing titles, Team Ninja is still doing, it's going to take more than a single flop for that to happen to a company at the top of the industry like FromSoft. Wishful thinking on your part anon.
Miyazaki never should have allowed any sort of caster system in any of his games desu
>>556575678Some runs really do be dry as hell
>>556559920more?
I've acquired the bone and rebuilt my relic set. Are you guys done for the night or are there still anons in the queue? Cause I'm um, in the queue.
>>556576172I'll queue
>>556576172Yup revenant still here
I used to think Arcane magic as seen in Bloodborne was more so item/artifact based dabbling to set it apart from the more recognized Faith or Intelligence spells that come across as more so formalized. I was expecting it to be the magic item/artifact stat in Elden Ring when the game came out, not some weird awkward statistic that they clearly didn’t know what to do with. It makes no sense in lore, too. ALL magic is “arcane” by definition, in essence.Imagine if there was a type of caster that used items instead of traditional spells. It would have made a lot more sense. The Mind stat also should have increased memory/spell slots. I don’t like how we all have the same slots. It cheapens casters.
The Mind and Arcane stats should have modified Intelligence and Faith. Having Arcane -with- Intelligence should have boosted Intelligence and Faith, higher than those without it, the same way Mind increases magic use. It also would have been funny if the primeval sets prevented the caster from moving. With the additional benefit of total cosmic/nuke power. More funny gimmicky mechanics in relation to the lore would have been nice.
>>556576412so many girls in erg
>>556572929The first three are clearly just aliens, nobody “created” themThe Pthumerians are ancient, so who knows
>>556576420>>556576563You have good ideas. Sadly Miyazaki is retarded.
>>556576662They are explicitly created. You didn’t play this game. Many such cases. Maybe you should kill yourself. Retards are an infection and should be removed.
GGs Lil Libra.
>>556575709>>556575054Damage to public image is more devestating than sales numbers
>>556568629>>556569035>>556569459don't reply to yourself trish you worthless maggot
>>556576412yuck
>>556577345>new goalpost and copekino
ishizaki did not want us to have fun on the silly meme run.
I don't know about affinity on recluse, like the math checks out, but the damage just feels so much weaker than just stacking magic attack.
>>556576172Least obvious alt account
>>556578734i have a full time job and you play this game 24/7 and still 3bar more than me fucking how?
>>556578758who's alt is she?
>>556563538triple recluse team just wiped, you lost and i won haha get fucked faggot told you so
We should start doing that first hollows ruin from the entrance, I don't know why we walk into it from behind everytime where there's like 1000 mobs...
>>556572064noob
SHITTY CHINESE ROUTING KILLS ANOTHER RUN. WHY ARE THEY SO BAD AT MAKING DECISION?
>>556578671I think that poison camp was there to to break our spirits and by god I think it worked.>>556578758Anon, no. Please don't implicate me into a conspiracy or something.
>>556578734>>556578918>>556578671noobs
>>556578868yeah wtf what a retard everyone knows quitting your job means you never die
>>556578868you do not have a job, you're there everytime when i post
>>556578890>>556576412>2 shitters and a newfag>r*cluse players Yeah no wonder you lost, that doesn't change the fact that the character is easy mode, and there's nothing necessarily bad about that x3 comp just like 3x Ironeye is fine.
>>556578970the worst part of randos isnt their routing, its the fact that they are completely uncompromising and won't follow anything anyone else pings or goes to
>>556578734>>556578976>tranny avatarfag doesn't know how to play the game and jobskino
>>556579070I feel like you need at least one person on "my job is to not die" duty be it a wylder or an ironeye or something. All casters are glass cannons who just want to empty their FP bar and can't use charge or succ negation
"Heh, I won the argument the character sucks, and no it's not just me!"uh oh senshitter melty!
>>556579070nah your theory sucks bro we lost
>>556579173i dont really care if he's bad or ragey but he's really mean to me for no reason
Is everyone here on highest depth?
>>556579130You do know that Ironeye has less HP than Duchess, right? Both Recluse and Duchess have the best dodges (without cooldown) in the game and you can just do DPS from range and keep distance and rinse and repeat. >>556579227If those same players picked 3x Ironeye they would have lost bud.
Geegees Bugboys.
>>556579350Its not Christmas dummy
>>556579326ironeye's dash is better than both their marks, and his bow playstyle is less commital than even casting swift shard or pebble. sorry but ironeye is the official easiest character to stay alive.
So much free time I was able to do the libra side quest on my own
>>556579173>>556579070>>556579326>gets proven wrong>throws embarrassing meltykino
what set him off this time?
>>556579419Wrong. Duchess double dodge has most i-frames. Recluse dodge also has potential to be better than Ironeye's mark with improved dodging dormant or crucible feather.
>>556579419no one plays bow ironeye any more its more of a sidearm, the guy is a melee character
>>556579709stop capping
>>556578976By the way recluse ignore the weird/rude posts, they're by like 1 or 2 people who just shitpost all day but most peeps are chill
The reason why iron eye mark is the best dodge in the game is because it goes through the enemy and put you behind them. Iron eyes can bring up the i frame chart as much as they want but you can’t you can’t dodge through enemies and your character is baby mode because of that
>>556579687If double dodge is so good then why do I see manta still often get hit when she dodges?
>>556579863its also the distance and speed. its basically bloodhound step
>>556579321I'm on D3 and want to stay there. Only do higher when I group with /erg/bwos
>>556579996manta is retarded but there are far more retarded nightreign main streamers than her
>>556580375??? Who could possibly be worse than manta she doesn't even grasp basic game mechanics
>>556580375Nah she is easily the worst person on earth who mainlines nightreign
>>556580462Zorban
>>556580462saintriot mainly because he refuses to use anything other than zdps straight sword r1s
>>556579996You still need to dodge in the right direction, lingering hitboxes are the only thing that should really be able to catch duchess but even they’re not really an issue since your double dodge creates so much distance. Manta is a retard and dodge into every single attack and doesn’t chain dodge properly like 90% of the time and still doesn’t insert stand how to build passives
There are a ton of people 9999 because of 2x balancers, if you take that away then they wipe on night 1 to stuff like godrick or royal revenant
>>556580861nigga everyone here reached 9999 well before dlc stfu
>>556580462please donut bully this cute retard https://youtu.be/sqjW0HMk0Qo?t=20465 she is the queen of disaster kino. Why is it always the duchess players?
>>556581102name 3
I wanted to win that previous one... poor recluse..
>>556579173qrd?
>>556581158I SAID EVERYONE YOU FUCKING MOROOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN
>>556578976want me to carry you?
>>556581246Someone didnt get their Libra deal (probably before Depths) and has been having a non-stop meltdown ever since.
>>556580861Maybe. I think the worst match I ever had was in Depth 4 with two double balancer duchesses
Welp, got unlucky and got ED Libra in D3. We were a trio of ironeyes. We all had different garbs. The run was almost epic. But the other two fell to the boss quickly, a 3 bar and and 2 bar. And I wasn't skilled enough to pick them back up from that.We got the balancer's blessing early in the run, but the other two wasted all of their blessings by falling multiple times throughout the run. I managed to stay on my feet, so by the end of the boss, I had to go through the humiliation ritual of getting revived 3 times, only to die again to some other bullshit attack libra threw at me.
>>556581351daily creasytroon humilation ritual
>>556581158If you find any of the recent namedrop list, literally everyone is 9999 or close to it even the big black kino one
>>556581404I'm not in the mood for your shit today.
>>556559672Rate my journey
>>556581351should've rolled buddy
>>556581351>trio of ironeyes
>>556581410>namedrop list?
>I'm not in the mood for your shit today.
>>556579709this >>556579419>castertroon cope
>>556581246>rage quitter>griefer>general shitter and whinny bitchBut you knew that already
>>556581609with randoms?
Nice evedark bug run guys. I had fun slinging fireballs at that annoying moth.>>556581313I feel like you all are carrying with how quickly you mark stuff and sort through drops. I'm just along for the ride and (hopefully) chunking HP bars with big spells and stuff.>>556579856No worries, I'm not really bothered by it.
>>556579565see >>556579326Try not to have a mass reply melty next time.
>>556581673This means the comp is bad and he's off-meta and totally not because the players are dogshit or anything xD
Why do fat bald brown men from pakistan feel the need to attach an AI image of a cartoon woman with balloon tits to EVERY post they make about a run
>>556582206I love those posts they are the lifeblood of this place
>>556579863>xhes still rolling with this copex1/x2 mark cooldown is not as spammable as a full stamina bar, it's that simple. >>556579419Ironeye has a damage drop-off at range, meanwhile castershitters will do high dps at any range, with the exception of something like crystal shard.>>556580045>basicly bloodhound stepSo like Recluse's dodge? And Duchess is better than bhs for that matter.
>>556582008slut
>>556582206They wish they looked like that so they could escape their third world jail
>>556582206porn addiction + attention seeking, it's sad to seealso trish is latinx not pakistani>>556579856buddy no one here likes you
rent free
I like Trish
dsg won
won what?
aww man just regular caligo zzz
>>556582008I love boobs
>>556582543>>556582206>>556582521>>556581851>>556581404>>556574336gigantic trvth nvkes which struck many a nerve well done keep it up
I like to think trish was a bratty brown girl that got mentally gang-hatefucked by the BWChuds /here/ into acting like a good girl and is still desperate for our approval after she was used and discarded.
>>556559672>check back in after yearsis writefagging still a thing
...
>>556583559weird post
they're calling it the worst post made in /erg/ of all time
brown thread o algo
>>556583639>forced soul + troon dressTake your own advice exesissy
Why isn't terr using his ICONIC sable church skin anymore?
How did I lose to D3 dreglord? My team was doing very well, and then suddenly, they weren't.I knew I should have gotten those churches when I had the chance. I skipped them, because I wanted to help my team at the invader camp. But in the end, I was just 1 potion shy of a victory. I died from the scarlet rot taking the last sliver of health I had. If I could just drink one more time, I could have done it. :(>>556581673Why the greentext?>>556582107huh? What does "the comp is bad" mean? Or just "comp" in this context.
>>556583894Some known c tier thinks 3x Recluse is 'hard mode' or bad on the same level as playing Guardian or something at D5 because he is dogshit at the game, that's the qrd. So obviously, if 3x Recluse is bad because a shitter just wiped then 3x Ironeye is bad because not every good player wiped with it.
>>556583603Huh?
>>556583885Some feeble attempt at reclaiming what little masculinity xhe had.
Reminder.> By assuming that the space rocks are le evil space cancer you by default assume that women are smarter than men in this world. Carians were right all along. Only women can see the cosmic truth. Moons.You cannot, should not, condone this sort of writing.
im wyldjeet main
>>556584209>exejeet panic rollkino
Sperg who likes to write like they went to some brown gay jail and topped everyone there episode #100, love to see it
I wanted to get one last run in before bed but I seem to be the only one queued up. I'll wait some more minutes before taking my leave, just in case people join in.
what is blud talking 'bout?
so lame...
>>556584574who terr? True
I am terr
gg libra
YUH YUH YUH YUHZorb jeetinCreasy jeetinSens jeetinExtremist jeetinterr jeetintrish jeetinCirno jeetinTide jeetin'addy jeetinyuh yuh yuh
@smee
>>556584879>dodged the lolcow listkino
Shut up
>>556581970yes
>cheated relics>bad>obsessed with ****>lamehwnbgl
Uoh gg ed birds, you guys did great! Nice clutches all around, its getting cleaner every time. Sens we make a good combo with scholar and duchy
i died too much that round, time for single player games gg balancersalso i got an extra flask from libra which let me live on 1hp and 0 flasks and revive u guys, libra carried
>>556585595i think i still die in 1 hit with that bubble physick at my health
>>556585661When we walked into all of them and ultied it was kinda epic tho, we should do those kinda things everytime. picrel its mush
>>556584528literally me frthe jump timing for the ground shockwave is tighter than I thought, i jumped too early and the tail end up killed me
>>556585931The shockwaves are weird, its like they travel slower than it looks but theyre long, gotta time it good>>556584528We were in a run, sad, hope to see you soon! Good runs!
>>556585595>>556585795remarkable how every single one of your posts is as cringeworthy as the last
>>556586261thanks I love being cringe x33
>>556586306hang yourself
>>556584209this looks like D1 none of three brain cells are anticipating to dodge that attack
>>556586261jews rape kiids
>>556586261got his brown ass
:((((((
>>556586840what's wrong?
>>556586886Do you even have to ask?
Good attempt, good attempt. Adel running across the arena and not letting us actually hit him is a real pain...Well, good night anons. Thank you for the amazing runs!
>>556586963No it wasn’t I’m fucking done with nightreign after that run
>>556586963goodnight mommy
>avatartroon jobbing to adelKEKAROOOOOOO
>>556586963>>556586840Names. Right now.
which 3 just wiped to adel
>>556587114It was everdark adel, to give us a little grace.
>>556583559cute
>>556584649>capitalizationywnbt
>>556587179And? You shouldn't be dying to adel ever. Don't queue with us again retard
>>556586963>dumb titcow can't even shoot spells at the retarded dinosaurcute
>>556587353Don't be a prick
>>556587353But you dont que with anyone, you dont play the game.
This is the real reason why "people" dodge adel/fulghor. Shitters afraid of being humiliated like this for losing against a so-called boring ez free boss.
>>556587437>troon shitter meltykino
Nyoticed that having Guardian and Duchess (randoms only) in your team guaranteed that both will be useless zero dps deadweight , especially if they're Halo abuser.What's up with that?
>>556587434for free
>deletedbased jannies
>>556587736>magic against gnoster
should i come back to nightreign?
>>556588352twas unknown nightlord.also i did 80% of the damage so whatever.
>>556588603Depends whose asking.
>>556588603YesPlaying with anon is a good timeI still have fun trying to improve and trying different builds like 900 hrs after
>>556587736Duchess attracts those that want to play the best character and Guardian attracts those that want to play the worst character.
>>556588820I'm not a gay but....
>>556588820I am gay and do you look like this?
>>556589283tldr?
>>556589283
>>556589341hold handshave gay sex
When will Miyazaki release his final RPG game with femboy shota dating mechanics? I will date ''Not Miquella'' while slaying migty foes.
>>556589217YesMickey gives me a Kaworu from evangelion vibe
>>556589341>>556589457Its from Epstein as he logically discusses why trannies are sexy and not gay while reverse trannies are ugly and not fun for anyone
>>556590297I want a cute boy with a fat butt to sit on my face
>>556590405Miquella the GYATT
>>556587736guardian is zdps, raider too
>>556590698I'd say raider is sub meta rn, a good raider can fit in charged r2s during the nightlord and do like 7k damage
>>556590698Raider is decent now the only shit character is Guardian.
Watching my nomie friend stream D5 and holy mother of zdps, all 3 of them, you guys don't know how good you really have it with me.
>>556591220link me
>>556587736As Guard main I say any other one I seen is turbo bad Bird vs bugs is actually pretty good and he can guard counter fat one a lot, but like anyone he needs fire weapon to deal damage to them
None of the Fromsoft femboys look appealing to fuck. Femboy fuckers should look into other series.
>>556591493any recommendations?
>>556591526Genshin ImpactGuilty GearFate seriesDanganronpaZeldaFinal FantasyFire Emblem
>>556591669why is japan like this
>>556591493Miquella is a top tier femboy
>>556591764Low tier when compared to Venti, Bridgette, Testement, Cloud, Link etc... He's pretty low end and unknown to the public and people aren't attracted to kids.
>>556588691used to be a revenant/wylder main >>556588820i'm only at 276 hours and i don't know if i miss it there's so many games that are like second jobs where i feel i make progress all the timein nightreign i don't feel the same progression cause i beat everything, but it was fun all the timei'm probably addicted to rewards and dopamine
>>556591878>>556591669bridget is a girl tho
cant restore session
same
ggs balancers eleonoras felt kinda bad against them
gg mystery women
Holy shit nice shitnet, you cant even start a lobby without dcing it lmao, and you have the nerve to call me laggyI didnt have any issues or complains all night and I queue with you and this happens, whaaat a coincidence huh?
>>556592657>>5565927794 invaders and some dmg negation, very ggs
>>556592779Slayer unblock me please you said you'd see about it yday...
>decide to stop playing nightreign due to anger management issues>realize I have zero desire to play anything else as I stare blankly at the screenfuck...
welp sorry I trolled I really should have just kept that halo scythe huh
>>556593162all of us just played really badly there.
Why was the Arcane stat so bad?>>>/v/732485992
>>556592903you seem upset
>>556588820>>556590297>>556590678>>556592903
>>556593535You just answered your own question.
>>556591735You mean China.
>>556592903hrt induced melty right here>>556591669reddit tier list
Finally, after 7 consecutive losses, I break the curse with a win. It was only base Fulghor, but my team was kind of bad against him, and I actually carried. Imagine that. Me. Carrying.
>>556593148Play nine sols
doing the shame quit to make it scale down
gg dreggster
>>556596443gg shifterr
>>556596443Good job carrying the duotroons shifty
how do you clutch dancing lion?
>>556596726I find not getting hit by every single attack a fantastic start
>>556593148think of it as finally being free from this awful place, surely there are tons of better things to do.
>>556593974crazy how woke genshin is
>>556596726if you really want to play it safe you can just wait for him to do the two spinny moves and then punish after. stay away from the melee/bite moves, stay away when he goes thunder mode, and go in during phase transitions. weak to fire/pierce
>>556593535The dragon communion seal scaling with arcane makes me think that at some point during development, faith was going to govern holy incantations, and all the more esoteric incantations of lesser known gods would be governed by arcaneIn the end we just got a bunch of seals that give a slight damage boost to one school or another and you can otherwise use whatever you want
Queue up!
>>556598229its 9 am
>>>556583894I just lost to D3 Dreggy again. How? I had decent luck, a decent team, balancers blessing. The fight was going so well. And then suddenly, we're three bar. What?I don't understand. I'm getting worse at the game. How am I regressing?
>>556598229what's in it for me?
>>556598229no, I'm actually fighting the urge to do so
just lost a d5 run due to incompetence to dodge properlyyou hate to see it
gg horse impressive crit damage
>>5565967261. be ironeye2. press r1 while backpedalling, occasionally pressing mark when he does the lunge forward3. repeat*Note, this can be applied to every single boss in the game
>>556599570this is what the scientists also call "the best tank award" phenomena because it draws so much aggro
go live dog
gg caligo
that's terrDAWG for you
g
>shitter faggot tries to bm and gets ass raped afterwards
mmm nyo its too early
>meltykino
>>556600000checked, terr won
>>556600037I like how in vanilla ER the shit pots are considered humiliating but in Nightreign they're amazing res tools
>>556600237It's a sign of shitter gankers recognizing you as a worthy opponent...
>>556599894oh my heckin fauci what a valid and cute trans puppy girl terr is xhe must be beautiful irl...
any cute boys?
>Boss with so many effects it could make nasa pc have fps drops>Make it spam grab attacksI fucking hate Adel so muuuuch...
why is it dodge on release just rebind sprint to something else stupid gookjeetbenchods
good morning /erg/
Gg gregory good fight guys
>>556601587GG Dreglord.
>>556601674He got stagger so miuuuchI had cragblade physical starfist pure sex... Fists caker is my comfy greg build
how come there's no deathblight nightlord ?
>>556602075DLC
>>556598320Take a few days and mental image train thats how I got better unironically
>>556602075Not important enough. Death is a natural state of the world but death is only a first stage interaction of rot itself. You need the death for the rebirth of the fecundity rot represents. As such we have deathblight night end boss but not a nightlord.
>>556600037exessars are so pathetic...
>>556601973Also funny how wylder was using golden order Gs cr2, even tho it dispels us those legendary modifiers do a ton of poise damage so worth
gg greg
>The game is THIS fucking addictive with this much repetitionI tell you they have a fucking crack goldmine to build from here
ggs
>>556603161Nightreign is a paradox. Well crafted enough to always want to come back to but also chock full of untapped potential and shitty decisions.
Man ds3 is so bad no wonder everyone who likes it is mentally unstable this SHIT IS ASS!
>>556603786thats every fromsoft game
Maybe I shoulda dropped one of my skillslop weapons...
maybe dont make the condemned run a marathon so i can kill them
beast claw revs and duchess haloslop are always without failing the worst randoms you will ever see.
chinese new year, first night of ramadan and mardi gras on the same day what do we think about that, erg
You were the only one with lltbt, that's how it works.
>>556529036Basically yes that is what’s happening. I’d like to remind you of the Bloodborne era. Souls fans were burned by DS2 and then Bloodborne was announced for PS4. If you didn’t have a PS4, you had to wait and watch other people enjoy another souls game running pooorly on the Bloodborne machine. Dark Souls 3 wouldn’t launch until 2016.https://youtu.be/-idkOjAnWL0?si=uMg7r71crltKn5DB
why did the crucible knight team up with the misbegotten against me?
stand in their r1 range so they r1 and stop running stinky saar k***ht
>>556605060Redmanes have a might makes right mindset and they were there to fight Radahn when the time was right. If you lost against them or they against you, it would simply mean having no real odds of winning against Radahn himself, so no one cared about the fights result.
>>556605145Terr let's duo!
>>556559672I'm worried that I messed up Leda and Ansbach's questline. I aided Hornsent and now Leda has vanished. I gave Freyja the letter and Leda is still missing. Will Ansbach die if I don't trigger the fight with Leda? This is stressing me out...
>>556605145oh no no no deviljeet saars not like this...
>>556605145devil act like a chud but ingame he's a real sweetie
>>556605145>just let yourself get ganked and blindsided by libra teleportsNo, I don't think I will terrjeeta, you're welcome for the carry doebeit.
uh oh deviltroon melty
>>556605575>I aided Hornsent and now Leda has vanishedthat's normal I thinkif you've given freyja the letter and mentioned it to ansbach, he'll be summonable for the leda fight. I don't think you can choose between leda or ansbach if you didnt help leda previously
Why do you guys call each other indians and troons all the time
99% of the time they're right @21
>devil vs terr
I just unlocked some esoteric information but I won't tell any of you about it.
>>556607446Liar
>>556607446based knower
>>556605548Name?
>>556608020sycjs
>>556607619There's a way to consistently stick to the dancing lion like glue regardless of weapon choice or lion phase without the use of iframes but it's so mind numbingly difficult to pull off you wouldn't know how to do it. That's all I will say
>stole two Godrick and one GodfreyWhy are Duchesstards always like this?
>>556608135add me asap
gg 2bugs spooked me I thought it couldn't be anything other than libra because of that madness tower
>>556600412so true sister xhe really is!!!>>556597379it’s not though
>>556606946>>556606821It’s just terr projecting as usual. He’s the one that exhibits troon behavior.>>556604809MG is the only one that matters.
Holy smokes ... !
>>556608338Strength respec also ups vigor so you are seeing some strength duchess maybe. You can naturally fall into it if the strength respec effect ends up on a CEkino you want to use you'll pick it for the increased vigor first thinking its free hp gains for a build then realize it opens up the strength weapons on top of that 'for free.'
>>556609014this game really said fuck those bugs
>>556589283Not reading a single word of that learn to summarize
>>556577280>They are explicitly created.Where is this stated? Provide the source
>>556586261Netanyahu is so cool. Just watched a badass edit of him. Full support saar
>>556581227Don’t post my wife here faggot bitch
>>556581698>>556582206even doe the only pakistani here is you >>556583559good post continue to make more like it please it makes certain people here leak uncontrollably
I made this its me and extremist, enjoy
>>556605028Lmao. No wonder PCuckolds are such bitter sour grapes fags about it. From really put their lame asses in that cuck chair and said watch the real men have fun. Comical. Miyazaki has redeemed himself.
who invited the mass reply fag
>>556584240truth nuke which murdered shilltroons
>>556603786>>556603161Mentally and financially raped lesser person posts
>>556590678>>556590297>>556588820>>556592903For Malenia only. Back off and know your place.
>>556608624>>556608632>>556609191>>556609434>>556609545>>556609593>>556609710>>556609930>>556609746https://youtu.be/my0UnZ6fQtc
>>556609178Gg nuclear revvy We looked cool here>>556609701Niiice
>>556604381this but all 3 souls games in general
>>556588603>>556592082The game has gotten worse, not better. Just temper your expectations and keep that in mind if you do decide to return.
>>556583358truest post in this thread
>>556610043>pcuck mass reply meltyKino.
>>556609178>>556610046ya'll were fucking freight trains, I even had to have cr2 fun most of the game too
>>556605750Devil is secretly a good boy. All I do is pester him, but he’s still nice to me.
>>556610112>The game has gotten worse, not betterhow?
>>556610493no one is actually mean here except for pablo (trishtinx)
>>556593148You should be fighting to regain your humanity. What you just said isn’t normal. Fix yourself.
>>556610043>>556600182>>556600000>>556600213>>556585023>>556584929>>556584879>>556584649>>556587302>>556582869Obnoxious thread shitting faggot. What motivates a “person” to behave like this? When are mods going to finally range ban this subhuman?
>>556610360Hehe yeah I know you like those cr2 modifier weapons so I picked you a bunch! >>556583559L-lewd..
nice thread ergies
unleash the hounds
>>556583559Mental illness.
>>556583645>short, ugly, weak jaw, squalid, lapdog, kills himself and his family out of cowardicethe original chud
>>556610920when are you going to show us your butt
>>556593535>most rushed and “underdone” game is still their best one to dateSpeaks volumes to its status.
>>556610043Kill yourself
What drives someone to spam reply to hours old posts? Is it mental illness?
>>556602635thiswhy do pakistanis even try
>>556593535go back
>>556607446terr being troondian is not “esoteric information” it’s well known fact
>>556610682I like Trish. I like you too.
>it's endless terr this, terr that spam time AGAINi'm leaving now, not playing with you morons
terrgawd
>>556590098… kino incoming?
>>556607818i look like this today
>>556587114terrjeeta. proud Dalit.
>Giga broken run>It's a non ED boss
even doe he's GAWDLIKE
making an elden ring sims family with marika and godfrey but marika has babies with maliketh (werewolf form)
I don't know why I keep hanging out with you goys.
>>556612280Werewolf boyfriend…..
zuk it up
Dick suck it up dog shitter tanny
>>556612393>>556612363>>556612280Fuck no.
>>556612363here's your beautiful femboy wife and after he turns 25 years old!
I love the way dog shit smells
>>556612607Not bad.>>556612746Keep it in the 'cord.
>>556612550Okay but he’s actually so gorgeous as an old man. Anyway the modern femboy usually goes on HRT as they near 25 regardless if they actually transition. Cocky until twink death makes his appearance.
>>556609045it was a duchess with three holy attack up +4 spamming the skill of the holy dagger
>>556583885Got tired of wyldBVLLS slapping his sissy ass when they walked by so he wants to tease them more now
>>556600037>exebrown mogged by WyldaryanGood worksee >>556600037
>>556583559Pure kino. Canon and happened btw.
>>556562075Nothing would happen. Funny image though.
>>556596645Who are these characters?
for me its ender
>>556610980avatarfagging and spamming are allowed but you can't be racist, chud
>>556572929sounds like you’re a little on the retarded side>>556577312cute…
the horse exploded gg
>>556613449said no one ever
gg my favorite boss, balancers
gg pink balancers
>>556583875Got his brown ass there
>>556613681a bit laggy but ggs :D
>>556613831>>556613850Ggs except for this part...
>>556609701Wylder doesn’t have autism though
>>556592608No he’s not?
>>556612393>>556612235>>556612280>>556612057>>556611713>t*** meltykino
>>556612550He looks great as both. This is why they’re objectively the greatest race.
>>556614343wtf my post isn't even a little terr related I try to ignore your posts but this one got me wonderin, guess (You) can take home that self satisfaction for dinner today
>>556614401femboy pedophiles like you have olympic tier mental gymnastics, in an abstracted sense you could almost say it's a commendable coping skill to have for this age and day
>>556613713even doe I am saying it rn
>>556614773>mushjeet trying to shill xher duotroon partner cringe
>>556614846Even though ender lillies is one of the cutest girls in the general
>every other run is hornsent warriors into mohg into balancersgetting real tired of this shit, they need to reduce the balancers target rate in depths
>>556615001>girllol, lmao
>>556613713We love Ender here.
>>556615069>decreased the frequency of some nightlord appearances to DoN mode>added DoN night bosses to the non-DoN nightlord appearances on DoN mode>further bug fixesdatamining shows they only decreased dreglord
>>556614603I don’t like femboys retard but he’s objectively attractive in both images sorry that gets your clitty leaking I guess
>>556615453t. littlestjeff1
>>556615453leave me alone already jeff you're not gonna touch my cunny
>>556615312>added DoN night bosses to the non-DoN nightlord appearances on DoN modewhat
>>556615069Everdark Balancers is top 3 bosses
>>556615693*non-dlc nightlord appearances in DoN modeI'm drinking.
>>556615824I wish you wouldn't drink so much poison anon, take some edibles with me and don’t suffer the hangover
>>556615304>samefaggingEmbarrassing.
>>556614471ok you behaved like a faggot (terr behavior) so i thought you were him
>>556615824based
GG dalphine nice playing with you
You think Tricephalos takes three shits or does it probably only have one asshole?
>>556615803it was the coolest shit when it came out I'll admit, but now...
>>556616028get a load of this guy
>>556615994No hangovers for me bud I day drink then eat like a fatass for dinner and supper. I wake up the next day and take a massive shit and do it again. Feels great.
>>556616175we da best ...
>>556616187they sunder for private-such matters they just like hanging out together most of the time
>>556615994Im gonna do both dont be a pussy brooo
>>556615304I don't know who this "we" is, but I think they are kinda creepy, some middle-aged dude avatar fagging as a little girl with a pastel color-palette...
Queue up please!Picrel its monika from sheldon ring.
queue really slow today, is sens playing
>>556616429You know anon i never really thought of that thanks!
>>556616360Used to use that strat too when I was an alcoholic, just load up on carbs once drunk and then it's like nothing happened. At worst, a big protein breakfast in case of a hangover. Worked flawlessly through those years.
>>556616561Please stop being so annoying.
>>556616595Nah im teaching my sentient shit how to ride a bike
>>556616459It hurts my tummy and if I overdo it with the drinking I puke like crazy because of a bad liver
uh oh sensister melty
Thoughts? I'm not very satisfied with the blue DoN relic.
>>556616908are you remembering to use it to activate successive attacks negate damage?
>>556616908holy zdps, at least switch the maris relic for double balancersall your deep relics are dogshit mate
Can we sacrifice trishjeet and bring cc, man-bird or jellyfish back please...
why is it always horse?gg
gg
gg giga adel>ate shit the second half sorry about that
>>556616908earring invaders balancer (red)phys4 phys4 phys4/affi2/enemy ultcharge+1get as close to that as possible nothing else matters
Boys who play Executie look like this
Even though blood hookshot is mandatory and makes arcanecucks seethe because it makes Wylder the BEST bleed character.
>>556618137curry scented post
>>556616484even doe they duo together
>>556617652ggs, I love this build so muchand it's the weekend we can throw a little kek
>>556617853cringe
>>556618445 shut up mushjeet xhe already said you're gross and creepy
>>556618187>exedalit seething as predictedkino
oh no no no mushitters... we are losing the narrative
>>556613449>>556615304Vgh........
>>556619095cringe +reddit
>>556619095cute +wife
>>556619095She's so cute...
I miss tire iron anon.
>>556619324>>556619341>forcing your ugly troon meme this hardyikes
>(Almost) Pointing down at PvE
killing Kenneth or blackguard for their items is unironically subhuman behavior
>>556563534Zorban didn't win anything he's a fat neckbearded incel who only gets a few viewers because better streamers like Lantic use his stream as a waiting room until someone good comes online.No one actually wants to watch him
>>556618137That's true I forgot to mention it.
>>556620384you seem upset
>>556620207DAM this Wylderchad DO NOT FUCK AROUND!
>>556620542These mystery meats getting uppitiy after the recent patch, gotta keep em' in check when they chimp out, you know how it is.
I'm getting a bit bored of the Coded Sword and Erdsteel Dagger on my pure Faith build. Would the Halo Scythe make for a good option to invest in? I see it recommended a lot for pure Faith, but if I'm not mistaken high Faith doesn't actually do much for the weapon aside from the skill.
>>556620451this seems like a whole lot of cope. I hope zorban keeps getting breaded out from his streams and his audience continues to not give a fuck that he's from the anonymous chud hacker group known as 4chan
>>556620746You could use incantations. Faith has so many options. I saw someone use wazakashi with black flame blade, it looked fun
>>556620451you seem upset and weirdly vindictive
it's funny how happy deviljeet gets when terrjeet interacts with him
>>556621076I like when they tease each other
gg libra done quick
>>556621571his rock better
>>556616612>>556616360I rarely drink because I’m not a faggot but when I do I do this same thing and it always works I can confirm it’s real
please stop crawling for no reason if you want to be revived. im not going to chase after you
>>556620207He's so cool and handsome...
>>556617853>>556618137>>556618727>>556619095>>556620730>>556620542you hit the nerves on their heads and caused some dilation as a result nicely done
gg dog thrilling fight
>>556617839not everyone uses using cheat engine
>>556618137Wyldjeets really do be saying this and then thry turn around and claim scholar to be a better bleed proccer thanks to his higher arcane statAll this bullshit just to make themselves look good, sad!
>>556623000>exejeet head canonstrange
>>556623000Witnessed
>>556620815>>556620982It’s just terrjeet seething ignore him>>556621548Make both brown and fat and 40 years old and it’s accurate
>>556623837exegods have won bigly today with the gets
I just beat consort radahn, what an awful fucking boss, he's got a shitton of HP and never stops moving like a fucking ballerina.I still managed to brute force the win with my VIGmaxxed facetank build but I just know the devs expected me to dodge like 6 times and then get 1 hit in like a little cuck, fuck that shit.
>>556624941YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS GAMEPLAY FIREEEEEEEEE FRFR
>>556624941Yeah PCR is awful and consider that you fought the heavily nerfed version of the fightNot sure what From was thinking
>>556624941>what is bleed crossbow>what is hp max buildIf I could beat it at fucking sl 19, you can too
gg NBA 3 points contest
>>556622442You can't get 3 seperate relics with phys 3, phys 4, affi1, or affi2? Do you actually play?
>>556624941That boss fight perfectly solidified that From Software is a shadow of its former self and it’s only downhill from here. Very telling that Nightreign was the next product they put out after that slop fest.
GGs Uma.
>>556624387Actually they both showed me pictures and they're both beautiful. Devil is more fit while Terr is on the thin side.
GG.Big damage.
thank you for dodging shitmonia practice
if you dodge balancers then you should dodge bugs and augur as well>B-BUT I LIKE THOSE FIGHTSno you dont
>>556626245>can't you just use cheat engine??
>>556625774I know they nerfed that cross-slash move but what else was nerfed?>>556626289Nightreign and the DLC were fucking kino, I like some parts of SotE (haven't finished yet) but consort radahn is the one boss that I didn't like at all
>>556626228cmon and ___ and _____
>>556627005sorry anon you arent convincing anyone. one good line per relic is not cheat engine tier.
>>556627053finished it*
>>556627160Penjs and oenis
>>556627053>I know they nerfed that cross-slash move but what else was nerfed?He is basically 25% slower than release. They added a lot more recovery frames and slowed some moves or something like that. Don't remember clearly but against release PCR it was impossible to do more than a single greatsword R1. Anything slower than that was a garanted punish. They also heavily reduced the particle effects on his light pillars, you could not see shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YinREyO2DGYSo hyped for duskbloods!I hope the ninjewto money was worth it 'zaki
>>556627676switch 1 and 2 are different consoles though
>>556627676>sour grapes etc,etc
>>556626885this system was designed to challenge players not familiar with every boss. not for cute girls on the internet who already mastered the game
>>556626228>fire against wyrmI'm surprised terr didn't clip you for that
>>556626885>if you dodge balancers then you should dodge bugs and augur as wellreplace bugs with adel
Libra, Balancers and Gregory are the best fights in the game
>hot3dog>wholestar>greg>red birds>both horsesthe only fun fights in the game
>>556619676He’ll be back when we need him most…
>>556628551>doggosfuck themeverything else is correct
its uphttps://youtu.be/AiQY6_0dVfs
>>556627053>kinoYou people have abused that word into meaninglessness
heckin valid sis
>>556625773They made the bosses more aggressive but forgot to update the combat to something that isn't rollslop
Why don't people use RKR on miesericorde? wouldn't the crits be crazy?
>>556628805kingly channel of kingly skill
Geegees Lil Libra.
i like libra's ost
gg maris very cursed
Hugs?
>>556630454gg thank god it was just the big eepy
Feeling down
>>556630673Cheer up!
>>556630454>>556630651Ggs I hate swamps and idk why you dropped the full HP negation for the storm ruler
>>556630832i wasnt paying attentionsaw aff debuff first
>>556627676Looks like dogshit>>556628805My cock is up yes
>>556628242It's Everdark Gladius, Everdark Balancers and Straghess for me
too sad to play
>>556633991This, but cold and horny.
Looks like there's some deadness in the threadness!
>>556616280he makes a good point
sote content status?
>>556635087I think we're in the twilight era of Nightreign right now. No more big updates, it's over.
whens the next elden ring patch
Dead fucking queue.
>>556635087Me on the right
>>556635087Next patch will involve Wylder’s member deep in Recluse’s womb
>>556635689HAWT!
>>556627676https://vocaroo.com/15HddUnhLAI3
>>556636485You sound so energized today, it's cute. Are you always driving?
>>556636670Dumb simp>>556636485>>556627676That looks like the opposite of fun
>>556636927I can't help it, she activates the gay in me.
>>556630673'zuk/'addy coded post
>>556627676I honestly think Duskbloods is going to look like thisThe saddest thing is a lot of modern PvP with chinks looks like this and they're the ones you interact the most when the servers are quiet
>>556636129It is!>>556637320Silence terr
stinky saar delusions
>>556562075WHAT IF LIBRA WAS TRAPPED AND BETRAYED IN LIMVELD FOR 190 BILLION YEARS
What if frieren and recluse were friends
has anyone reached at least 1k games on a single character?
KINO loss
aiiieeeee
gg ncie backstab revive zane
>>556639142they are because they're both me
tinpoooooI didn't mean to stab you in the fucking backwhat have I done
>>556640486You're a brown balding man in his 30s
>>556636927https://vocaroo.com/19wsJBQtW75D
>>556640592In reality, I am the girl that they based revenant and recluse and duchess on from real life, and probably also frieren but I haven't seen it so I can't say but a guy said I was frieren like two weeks ago
erg/dsg girls tierlist based on how built they are for big black kino (NEWLY UPDATED AS OF 7TH FEBRUARY 2026)>S tiervarreslut>A tiernyeko knyaightzulliesycjsgemmy>B tierlero sistermellowcardboardcupcakezdrada enjoyermonicayys3bar doll>C tiermiquella goonetteender lilies fanccnora kisaragishiftyduck>D tierzombiirellana roleplayermadison
>>556641457good list overall
https://voca.ro/1eVhuQ6ffWPz
>>556639142there'll be futa sex
>everyone is dodging balancer nowkek
>>556643668based fuck that boss
>>556643668>solved scripted fight
how do i dodge without alt f4
only losers dodge
been a way for a fair bit, how long does it usually take to find a game with /erg/ these days?
I'm in late night que if anyone's up for games
>Die saving a halo slopper and a retarded Wylder that kept trying to fight a Gargoyle at level 7>Halo slopper tries to finish off the boss instead of revving me with 1 bar>-600 points
>>556640812why do you have such weird intonation
>>556646640been queuing a fair bit myself but been stuck at 1/3 for ages
>>556646640>>556646909Guys I'd play with you, really, but people get too weird about it in these threads
>>556646968I don't blame you
>>556646968Don't even have the game installed award
is anyone actually queuing or is it just ogre for me?
>>556643668>Dodging balancers by not having dlc >>5566466922 Days ago I had loss on first night tibia mariner where after we killed it and depleted adds' hp we ALL got 1shot by deathrite bird
>>556648106>we killed it and depleted adds' hp we ALL got 1shot by deathrite bird
IM FREE
>>556648501Congrats Sens.
>>556646851esl
>>556648439Game just hates me, got it
>>556648501>carried by better players
>>556649258solo actuallybut i did alt f4 cheese it teehee
>>556612064Only if Miyazaki abandons lowly human morality and embraces his coomer nature... If that were to happen we shall have a golden age.
I'll try to get to max ranksoloavoid negations whenever possibleno dodging nightlordsno relicsno iron balls/star fists except for the passivesif I lose then I have to reroll the nightlord until I get it again and defeat it
>>556650215you wont
>>556650173he told me he's going to subtly but damningly condemn the coomers in duskbloods
>>556650281Maybe but it's worth trying.
Im queued gamers
>>556650290Anon... are you saying he will damn himself and try to absolve himself from his coom-coding? Because he's 100% a hidden coomer, I just didn't expect him to have a christian themed S&M fetish...
>>556650597you misspelled gaymers
>>556650597kill yourself brown tourist
>>556648501I honestly feel like the climb to 9999 wasn't that hard at all, getting out of D4 was fucking brutal though
>>556639142>>556640486>>556640964They would be and they would take Stark’s and Wylder’s cocks together!
>>556651805Why would you say Stark
>>556651234Good evening to you too schizo sama..Gonna try a claws undertaker build today, saw a video shilling it and i dont get it, how is it better than fists? Star fist has more bleed even, 30 vs 34 on hook claws, and building up succc should be faster with the r2s
>>556651805weird cuck mentality
>>556641457brown post overall
>>556650995yes, and duh he's a coomer, the most damning condemnation of them all is a knowing one of one's own kind
Anyone who played Lord of Fallen here? I have a question
>>556652535>how is it better than fists?Its objectively not, fists are just better. Claws aren't bad but they're not even closeWhat was his arguement?
I'm so sorry about that, haven't played in a while and didn't find a single decent damage reduction all game
>>556636670What a weird post
>>556652796ask it up
>>556652895It's all good, and good to see you again on the que
>>556652796YOOOOOOOO THIS GAMEPLAY FIREEEEEEEEEEE FRFR
>>556652883Fists are almost like halo-slop at this point with how good they are so I guess people are seeking alternative builds that aren't literally meme-tier
I know I've been playing too much Nightreign, because I'm dreaming about it now. Not the game directly, but I dreamed I was in possession of a staff, that when held, it would magically lift you in the air, and fly. Normally, it would automatically navigate toward some random dragon. However, you could direct it to fly anywhere. So I was holding this staff and flying around. At first I was flying around a crowded shopping center. Like a large mall-like plaza that connected indoors and outdoors. I was just zipping throughout. But the area would also flicker and show castle-like architecture too. But eventually I flew out to open fields, and across plains, and followed streets with traffic. All by holding onto this staff like my life depended on it.It felt nice.
>>556652895>>556653004Names?
Good night, /erg/.
>>556652976I really don't like how the fire catalysts look, if I use the charred root ring and use umbral catalysts instead, do I lose damage?
>>556653446doesnt matter much, go ahead
>>556652535https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRmGRbZgMSw my take on the build. >>>556652535He's like, you can basically swing a fuckload with executing art readies skill refilling up your stamina and it's good for succ and stuff like that, but fists is literally that but so much more broken, with how the Cr2s have basically colossal tier stagger but fasterI mean whenever i find a pair of claws for day 1 its rly nice actually so sounds fun
>>556653671Roxy-tier build
>>556653671>JOIN THE GROOMCORD SIS RANDOMS LE BAD
>>556653670thanks
>>556652535That video was awful>First build is cocktail recluse>Final build is double balancer reaper iron eyeFists can proc the necklace buff very fast and scale better in her
>>556583603Nightreign newfriends don't remember the Golden Year of the previous era
>>556653776**** Has them GAWDLIKE builds u dont understand yet sis...
>>556654065this
>eternal 1/3or>get into game>people dodge and back into q
>>556652943God forbid I enjoy vocaroo anon's posts.
>>556559672I always immediately wrote off Dragon Form in these games as a meme, but holy shit I love the Priestess Heart. With my setup I'm averaging 60% damage reduction despite not using armor. I just fought Messmer and beat him in one attempt because with the Flamedrake +3 and Greatcrest talismens on top of defensive buffs he could only do something like 15% per hit. Plus it buffs my favorite family of incantations by a hefty amount. In the base game I drop down to ~20% damage reduction at best so it probably won't work well there, but I'll absolutely enjoy this as much as I can.
>>556654065>>556654378>"I heckin' love vagueposting!"QRD or fuck off to whatever other board you browse now (((old timer)))
>>556654474You're creepy
>>556654734>please spoonfeed me
>>556654734Not those anons but theres no qrd because the archive got taken down
>>556654774Weirdo
>>556654831>>556654945>"Oooh we can't tell you, ohhh there's an archive btw but it's gone now"Kill yourselves
How big of a difference is 4 and 5 compared to 3? 3 feels like pretty smooth sailing so farI still don't have any good relics
>>556655641Doesn't fucking matter. Total deep of tranny mode DEATH
>>556655486One time before the SOTE dlc came out ER went on sale and /erg/ had a lot of activity, most of it was friendly and comfy. /dsg/ was still alive back then so there weren't as many raids. We also attracted a lot of /lit/fags for some reason who wrote both long and short fics (desu half of it was coomer smut) about the game. Later /dsg/ died and their remnants took it out on /erg/ with constant raids and spamming/flooding. That and SOTE release being a disappointment nuked activity and drove people away until Nightreign came outWe had a lot of fight clubs and coop summoning, writefags and drawfags, etc. It was a comfy time to be playing Elden Ring
gg ham managed to do that hitless, although thats not saying much with how fast we got him
>>556657149ggs guys, man I'm starting to get addicted to that spam dagger R1 playstyle
What do you do if the night invader spawns at the top of the great fort?
>>556655641Think of depth4 as being depth5 and depth5 as depth6 cause it's pretty much this. For some reason the jump from 3 to 4 is the equivalent of 2 depths for enemies health and damage.
>>556652203Who else would it be? He’s the ideal male around>>556653089Looks like dogshit
>>556651602Cute.>>556636670>>556653137>>556654734I say this.
>>556657950>Who else would it be?Ok
queue
>>556657950>talking about other men like thisyou are a closeted homosexual and a rape victim
gg baby dino
add me to the 'cord?
d4 with randoms is d67 because on top of having similar to d5 enemy scaling you get mostly d3 teammates
>>556656601>their remnantsyou make it sound like it wasn’t just the same dedicated brown autist that still plagues us now
>>556658876well he is a dsgtroon remnant by definition so anon aint wrong
>>556658379>>556652576Stop projecting for five seconds you third world monkey you are obnoxious and no one likes you
Marz why do you have me blocked? I dont think we've ever talked 1
>>556659258Maybe you're trish?
>>556656154Finally, a good high test post from somebody who hasn’t cut their penis off!
First expedition of the day is a win. Dare I hope for more?
>>556660012Trannika has high hopes that you will continue to suffer unto eternity
>>556659156>brown troon meltykino
How bad is the relic effect that boosts AR when you have 3 or more of a weapon type? Is limiting your passives actually that detrimental
>>556660414>further projectionCinema indeed, terrtroon
>>556660475They fucking suck especially if it isn't even your dormant.You can pick up a weapon with just as much damage on the passive and replace the line with a general affinity or phys buff.The only scenario where it's the best is when it lines up perfectly so all 3 of that weapon in your inventory have good blue/purple passives
You suck dick bitch
>>556660894Name one person here who sucks dick.
>>556660524>can't think of anything else to say so xhe busts out the terr boogeymani accept your concession graciously
>>556655641The jump from depth 3 to 4 is pretty big, and a lot of random players aren’t ready for it. Depth 4 ends up full of people like that, so if you’re playing with randoms be prepared to get stuck there for months.
>Holy heckin' fuck it's the meteor event>It falls right outside the safe zone
GG red girlsEverything that could have went wrong the second half did lol
gg ed balancers, please consider the Maris relic ><
gg shitmonia twas fun
>>5566600122 wins in a row. My last consecutive win was 15 games ago. I got a little lucky. Almost wiped to Caligo's breath. But the raider had enough sense to get away and restore me and the other.
Gg dick suckers
Just rolled a new ER character, Prisoner.I'm going to approach this playthrough completely blind. No guide, no looking up anything, completely on my own. I'm a little hesitant honestly, but I think it will be more rewarding later on down the road.Wish me luck, fellow Tarnished!
>>556663603If only I had a chinese tier ninvader =*(
Dick suckers
>>556664396The undertaker I was playing with did an obscene amount of fire damage. I never saw that before. But now I understand. This girl was stacked up with 3 improved affinity attack power +2s
>>556664501good luck redditfrog
>>556664396ggs yeah that raider carried us hard
I keep going between depths 3 and 4 guys... I'm losing my mind with each passing game
>>556664821lol, nice try. but I know you weren't there, because I wasn't playing on the password.
>>556661234>busts out the boogeyman buzzword because xhe knows xhe’s caught The only thing you’re accepting is this ass raping, terrtroon.
>>556664925it's okay roxy maybe one day
I cant stop sucking dicks please help!
>>556664820Thank you kind anon!I've never done this before, do you have any supportive words of advice?
>>556665259put these foolish ambitions to rest
any queuers?
>>556665370You think I'm dreaming too big?
>>556665174>>556664658>>556612446>>556612393>>556664474What is wrong with this poster
Just queers here waiting to suck a DICK A BIG FUCKIN DICK MAN FUCK
>>556661150cupcake
>>556665604He wants his dick sucked
>>556665259are you a dumb woman? just play the game, it's not your first time
>>556665259Put some cheek into it you stupid bitch
>>556664954yes i was i was the undertaker
>>556665809>>556665942stop being sexist
Suck my dick with your mouth bitch
Suck my honkey dick bitch
1/3 in the queue
>>556666121>>556666276I'm confused
>>556665809But it IS my first time going in without the support of this vibrant community and/or any guides or walkthroughs. The game of Elden Ring is no small undertaking, my friend. It is a colossal, intricately woven puzzle that frankly I don't know whether or not I'm cut out to solve. I doubt myself... and therefore... strengthen myself...
What are the numbers for the Demon's Plating buff
Who is the BEST player here?
geegee
>>556667143Me retard
I wank all over my dogs shit logs now suck my dick
>>556667143terr unironically
who's various cheeses
>>556664925Same, I think I'm done.
I deserve the dog shit dick bitch fuck
People either like sucking dick or getting their dicl suckedWhich one ARE YOU?
>>556667231Even after dropping the LL item for normal libra he never targeted me with a void zone for the easy parry, goat is a true bastard.
>That /erg/ saga where some retard kept pretending he was playing the game for the first time and spammed the thread with his autistic blogposting about his new character
I am the one who cocks
twitch gawd zorban is soloing 3 player ED Balancers while threadcucks are dodging it/erg/ is over
>>556667575poor guyski
Erg is a nice juicy cock begging to be sucked will you answer the call?
>>556667575That's a great idea. I'm going to bed now but I'll update you guys on my progress tomorrow with pics. Just marathoned my way to stormfoot catacombs and the imps demolished me. I think I need better gear.
erg is finished this is the end
I played with the discord password and now i have a cold sore…
sorry i mean aids
>>556664396Defeated. :(My team was not bad, but they weren't good enough for base balancers. They got downed too many times, and then I lost the war of attrition.
>>556610315>>556611594>>556610728>>556618187>>556619861>>556653820>>556659156Goddamn talk about your brown asshole being blown the fuck out by better posters that's just sad dude
I lost my butt plug up my ass a week ago help me erg the battery died and i need to charge it
I wasn’t going to reaperslop if it wasn’t going tragic but it’s nearly 3am and my brain couldn’t figure out when to guard counter
gg dreg
>>556669525no you did great, sorry i turned off my brain when i saw rev was looting while there are 3 invader enemies on us. i really didn't want to play anymore.
>>556669512I saw it on your bedtable just this week we all laughed about it
>>556669779Thats the small one that goes in my pee hole thats a different on e
I thought i got my sister pregnant but the baby came out black so she left it at the hospital
>>556667575https://vocaroo.com/1cLFkM3Lus2V
>>556670315What have been your favorite /erg/ moments?
>>556670469she aint gonna fuck you fatass
gg mohg
>>556669865I killed a vampire with a wooden one of those way back in the day.
>>556670531thats just xher samefagging
Queue please
>>556670315pledge your alliance to the BNWO please
They should tack on a little bonus for defeating everdark bosses in the depths. Maybe like 50-100 extra points
>>556671086They do though, you get 15-20 sigils for super gatcha spins.
do you guys like my charge attack build
why did the worm come at me all 3 worm phaseswhy is worm phase even a thing
gg big worm>>556671561who knows but we crushed it
>>556671561I think it's proximityyou were the closest all 3 times
Mush how much damage were those charge hits doing?
>>5566717461.9kI had a run before where my charged attack was doing 2.2k but it's like gathering exodia because you need a raider invader + it has to be a red weapon + a bunch of passives
>>556671915terr hits harder.
>>556671915
>>556671985yeah but I'm more handsome and erg girls love me
>>556670315call me cute please
Why does Nightreign seem to be the one game where randoms get worse over time?
>>556671915Just find something big with rkr or determination
>>556672498skill based match makingif they're bad, you're bad. try climbing to d5 to play with the pros
>>556672498I don't know.
>>556672649That's a fair possibility, anyone good goes into DoN instead of running everdarks
>>556667256>>556667412>>556667490>>556669423>>556670110>>556671063>>556671985>>556577429What drives a person to be an obnoxious thread shitting cuckold like this? Genetics? Mental illness? Is the only cure tire irons to the skull?
>>556669296Well... Just encountered my first actual griefer.The guy played like a normal raider, until the day 1 boss. Then suddenly everything got super laggy. I suppose he was manipulating his connection somehow in order to induce lag.I'm fighting the bear through all the lag fairly well, but my wylder 3bars. I almost pick him up a couple times, but my efforts are interrupted by extreme lag, and the bar becoming unresponsive, while the bear and wylder slip slide around.The raider stops fighting entirely. And then start following me around, clearly trying to distract and antagonize me. The fight, despite all this, isn't going half bad. But I do eventually make a mistake and fall. Then the raider start rejecting in my face, before somehow backstabbing my corpse. So clearly hacking somehow.His name in game is My Dear SunHis name on steam is Long may the sunshine!He has a bunch of chinese friends, so I suppose he's chinese. And he has a cute girl anime profile picture. Ya know... the chinese get a lot of shit for being bad players. But I'm noticing a trend of not only Chinese players, but cute anime girl profile pictures. That's one thing they seem to all have in common.I'm sad he ruined my run. But I'm also excited, because this is the first time ever where I have cause to report a player. How fun.
>>556630265>>556640582i look like this
>>556673290Ok
>>556673207HRT will fix terr
none of the people above me are real btw
>>556559920I really like this picture
>>556673434I think that's valid.
>>556650597Made for blonde cock
>>556673207>falseflagging by replying to yourself too obvious terr
>>556673290another creasytroon humiliation ritual awesome
>>556673857I wish you had actual things to say. And not just random snarky remarks.
>>556673409we can only hope >>556673556kill yourself
>>556673556you made xher mad, congratulations
>>556674024Terr’s entire reason for posting here is to start argument and stir shit. He hates this place and everyone in it as he’s made very clear. Don’t pay any mind.
>>556674024>>556674059>>556674129Hit the nail on the head, he’s talking to himself now. Nice work.
>>556674024>>556674129Embarassing samefag
>>556674248 (me) Im retarded and new meant for >>556674103 >>556673556
>>556577280stupid faggot retard>>556609310there is none he made it up
>>556674248 (Me)Oops haha I forgot this was also meant for >>556674174
>>556672498>>556672649This is just wrong, I have played with very good players and horrible shitters at D5, haloslop just enables a bunch of retards to climb up to D5
>>556674024you seem upset
>>556674404 (me)Nope got it wrong again this was just for >>556674103 (me)
>>556674024Damn he’s really fuming at this he had to reply twice
>>556674314>>556674404>>556674692>>556674550>>556674738nerve status?
>>556674129>>556674174>>556674103>>556674248>>556674314>>556674335>>556674404>>556674692>>556674692>>556674738shut up terr get back in containment before i grab the tire iron
New thread please!
Dick sucked
please someone make a new thread right now i need to ask a question and its not me baiting for yous okay!!!!
>>556673290https://vocaroo.com/1ju2b55dUWuT
Suck my dick
>>556675492this except unironically
Fuck my faggot pussy bitch
I got a fat ass pussy bitch
>>556675630Make thread
>>556675579chatgpt do you think i should masturbate or sleep for today
>>556672497https://vocaroo.com/1nUQ7KijUI39
Just queued with an actual indian, it's so fucking overHe's using Revenant
you queue with atleast 1 when you put the erg password
>>556674815>>556675424Kill yourself
I dont play that shit bitch
GG big Dino
gg ed barney
Gg bitch
@grok summarize this thread
I spray nut out of my dick bitch
>>556676523Terminal threadshitter generously gives everyone (you)s. Gets few (you)s in return.
I said that already bitch
I will sing the 67 song And you will sing, along
You guys are literally schizophrenic posting the same random shit everyday, its starting to get creepy
Yeah im starting to get really worried something might be wrong bitch
yawn
I bet you suck pussy you fag
>>556676651Actually only one of them is doing that
I suck a pussy until it squirts bitch its not pee
run it up yem it up run it up yem it up
Its not pee
Bitch
even doe big black kino is /erg/ stupid newfig
I won. :)>>556674550>>556674738>>556674248No queuers talking shit, instead of playing games. Seeing the replies as I played, put a smile on my face.
>>556677857That skin is so ugly
>>556675579I couldn't understand 80% of what you said, your voice changer was glitchy. Just type it out next time.
>>556677962It's actually rather pretty.
Its not pee doe bitch
we need the big black kino in order to save the erg
Any cute girls here?please make the thread
Whoever makes the thread is a bitch
A big stinky bitch
I havent been able to shit all week bitch
Since you guys don't seem to be in a rush to make a new thread: Is there anything in the game that must be done or completed or attained before burning the Erdtree, as opposed to before defeated Maliketh?
Im not sure bitch
>>556678702>>556678702>>556678702Move when you want.
>>556678672*defeating
>>556677384>>556677782>>556675424>>556678214>>556678117Obnoxious thread shitting faggot die
my tummy hurts
>>556667143Devil
>>556677857why do you play in that resolution, just asking no hate :)
