>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightlord resistances chart (now includes DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>Main Information Documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://www.nightreignmap.com/en>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>556559672
>>556678702Yes, it is I who provided this thread for you. No need to thank me. I can feel your gratitude through the screen.
Dick suckers
>>556678902thank you yiting
>>556678989
I was in the epstein files bitch
Hype beast aura farmed gg 2 u tiamo
Fist Rev build maybe
>dangitJM trooned outF
>>556676047Ok the run was extremely soulless and cringe, the indian got pissed because the Executor went afk for like 3 minutes at the start and the Executor was insisting on soloing bosses so the indian kept pinging me to go elsewhere while the Executor solo'ed shit, I have no idea how we won, had it been ED Balancer these two idiots would have cost us the run
>>556679385oh yeah, hurray !!!
>>556679519I have never played with a good indian.
>>556679437this artist makes really beautiful artwork, followed.
>>556679441>Male gets a crumb of attention>Stops getting it and his spotlight passes>Troons outI have seen this shit way too often
What is your DICK level?(Depth In Current Kino)
GG Baby dragon
>>556679441who?
>>556679324name?
>TOP 3 BEST BUILDS IN NIGHTREIGN!!>video starts with cocktail Recluse>close video
>>556679441it's such a shame, he used to be one of the few worthwhile pvpers that stuck around and didn't quit because of the mental illness of the community but alas the illness got to him in the end
>>556681013Wrong, the video starts with the guy shilling his groomcord
>>556681110He sucks a mean dick now buddy
>>556680759mush
>>556681110He was a ticking time bomb, every "y'all" brought him closer to the brink. It's funny, I rewatched his greatlance, partisan, and darkdrift videos just the other day.
>put on a bunch of magic atk and carian sword buffs>Starting spell: carian great sword>Goto sparring grounds dummies>Only like 430~ per hitUhhhh is this shit broken?
>>556681110Now you can dick her down
q please :)
Another win. Ace luck and Ace team. Was level 13 with a cleared castle by the end of day 1. Everyone did mega damage. Shame all runs can't be so blessed.I'm still so far away from where I was. Still 6 games away from D4. I still can't believe I fell so far.
Guestion I've been holding since near the end of the last thread: Is there anything in the game that must be done or completed or attained before burning the Erdtree, as opposed to before defeated Maliketh?
>Yeah I'm an Wylder main how could you tell?
What do you guys run for Undertaker?
>wylder who knows how to parry one boss>caster (clutch gene)>caster (no clutch gene)>melee char teammate (6 negation passives)am I missing anyone?
Why was the magic in ER designed so fucking poorly??
>>556683230Because they always do the magic last lol
Why is Nightreign lore so fucking awful Miyazaki totally ruined Elden Ring by letting it happenMay as well just assume it’s all a joke now
>>556683230Whats wrong with it? You just mean like the menu'ing and swapping between spells?
>>556683942….that you even have to askEnd game spells suckSpell slots suckArcane sucks
>>556681119how else are they supposed to attain kittens?>>556682667>anclassic jeet seethe post
>>556683230>>556683801Because it’s slop dummy you don’t walk into McDonalds expecting a 5 star meal
>>556682667>no broccoliLooks more like a ironeye meal
Moon, 70 intElden Ring, 50 faithDoes this mean the Moon > Ring?
gg dreggy thanks for the carry.sorry i clicked the wrong tree.
>>556682140Yup, bad luck gave me ED dogs. got them down to 1/10th health before dying though.My teammates 3 and 2 bar, and then of course as soon as I swing at one of my downed teammates, a dog flies in from 3 football fields away to kill me in a single strike.ED dogs and ED Libra are absolute bullshit. Sure, the other bosses have their problems. But those two in particular are not adequately tested.
I have pressed the q button.
>>556683180My relics are starting to look pretty good. I'm just strength maxing. I used to have dormant twinblades on, but I got that dormant greathammer relic recently with a +4 physical attack. And the bonus attack sounded good, so I swapped. But twinblades are reliable weapons for most characters. They do successive attacks, which triggers the successive damage negation buff. And their charge attack does successive attacks, so you can get the charge and successive damage negation buffs to trigger at the same time. They're fast, so you don't get stuck in lengthy animations. And they proc quickly, since they hit in quick succession. I've been thinking about making a dex undertaker. But at that point, I might as well play Executor, Ironeye, or wylder. So I haven't bothered yet. But that's an idea.
qqqqqqq
Just fought ed bugs for the first time in depths 1. I thought the ed bosses didn't start until depths 3?
>>556685078I seen 3 times more ed dogs in depths than normal dogs, wtf is this bullshit
>>556679263>>556678902cringe + reddit
>>556679441The dude was always a faggot, the signs were. Good times styling on this dude in DS3 at least.
>>556682140You were never a good player, don't kid yourself.
just dodged pests on erg queue
>>556687369Stunning and brave
>>556682140>level 13>ace teamAhahahahaha
>>556683312>>556684397Cute and sexo
>>556685917Same.I've been getting a lot of base adels today. 4 in fact. I'm not complaining, because I'm winning all of them. I'll take what points I can get.>>556687281I said I was much farther in the depths than where I am today. You're the one who interpreted that to mean I was a good player.My highest score is 5700. I'm currently 2950. So yeah, I'm halfway where I used to be. That's a far fall.>>556688396Reading comprehension issue.
>>556687627yeah I'm a hero. and?
>>556688476>shitter melty kino
>>556682140>capitalizes A in Ace as in a name (player)>"Ace luck and Ace team" as your name is some sort of qualifier for quality (lol)>general boastful nature of the postYou very much werre framing it in a certain way. >>556688396oh no no no he thinks level 13 is a "blessed" tun
So Grief weapons skills give extra stats upon leveling up, right? Even if the weapon doesnt match the character, correct?
gg crucible knight
>>556689468correct
>>556689662do they stack?Like if i come across 3 Guardian'sGrief and keep them for a while, will i end up with a fat HP bar?
GGs Dogs. Haven't 3 barred to regular dogs in forever. Felt like every time I tried to cast anything or use a cocktail their ai would instantly swap to me and catch me out.
>>556689390You bodied that freak, well done.
i hate locking on barney ggs
>>556689881Good thing I brought out my forbidden greatshield raider to keep things clean.gg dogs
>>556689390>Actually thought about replying to this anon earnestly>See >>556689938>I'm reminded he's just a schizo replying to himself.Sad.
>>556690027you seem upset
>>556678702I think the whole cultural meme Twitter thing (I forgot the name) has its legitimacy. Look at how people misrepresent every pop culture reference in Souls games. They see something deeper when they're just mentioning some Hollywood blockbuster. Most things in Bloodborne, for example, can be traced back to Coppola's Dracula.
>>556683180i have a pretty good winrate with this, necklace+invaders+red balancer and as many physical attack ups as possible.
Gg heolstor~Recluse, may I recommend switching your first relic for a night invader one, its rly good..
>>556690350you already know they dont post here
>>556690350what does ~ imply
>>556690471A little sperm swimming around in his anus
>>556690027I'm pretty sure the "you blew him out/etc" NPC has replied to me before, might not be a samefag
>>556690350Only use that gesture if you're playing Shitcluse you browntinx
>>556690235That's not true at all
>>556690350Unfortunately I just checked my storage and I don't have a single one of those yet, somehow. I checked and I can't just buy one from the shops either. I've been waiting for one of those to drop but no luck so far...>>556690391I do though?
>>556690670Why are you even joining d5 runs when you aren't good enough to get there yourself?
>>556690735I like playing with the people here. It's fun.
>>556679263Fuck off **ass.
>>556690603You can get some things from historical sources. But a lot of it references pop culture. Vilebloods stuff came from Vampire Hunter D, or you have straight-up D&D creatures.
>>556690906Can you give me paizuri?
odd recluseeven executor
>>556690670show your relics
>>556691024I can give you spells, incantations, and emotes if you queue up. I don't think you can do that in this game.>>556691103Well I just emptied out my murk and got this, so that previous post is now invalid I suppose.
gg nameresu
gg heolneat relic
GGs Balancers. God damn Weapon rng was NOT great that run.
gg balance. Absolutely cursed run, cleared the map and everyone had shit items. Pebble'ing balancers full to none is awful, and laggy blue player made melee even worse.
>>556691473nigga i asked for your relic setup
i feel no remorse for slopping adel
Just lost to ED Augur. Same old story. Things are going well. Then my team starts falling. I can't pick them up, and then I die, and it's over.I wish bosses were designed to go easy on the last man standing, so they at least stand a chance. Once the other two go down, and full attention is on me, I crumple.
daily creasytroon humiliation ritual
>6 people added to the blocklist this weekGrim
>>556692598gg smol adel, I'm sorry about that mess at the start. I think I like to start that hollows ruin from the front, less mobs collapsing on you after you start fighting the invaders, and you can farm your ulti from the shadow guys
>>556692761acetroon is back and bricking runs, might be time to add another
>>556692761noob
>dodging Librapussy
>Dodging Libra
>>556690573Just terr things>>556690992>Vilebloods stuff came from Vampire Hunter D,Seems like a stretch.
>>556693459obviously we need another vanilla seed base pests run to shake things up instead of something that could potentially be mildly challenging
>>556690585It’s not one person for one so yeah that goes without saying
>>556693529hey at least someone might go down to the phase 2 charge, thrilling stuff
>tfw no wylder gf(male)
Geegees Lil Libra.
gg libra my first boon had lltb and i didn't pick it cause i forgot the nl lol
>>556694398>boon??
>>556694467the blue/purple/red/yellow orb thing that let you pick up stuff idk what it's called
i dont play female characters
>>556694594Dormant power
>>556694594no one's ever called it a boon before just say loot orb or drop
gg godfrey's-wielding strecluse
>>556692648Beat base dogs without a fall :)
>>556694731They're boons now
Dogshit game
>>556695060I'm going to rape you
>>556695443me next
>>556694594the Roguelike Special(tm) of "Pick one of three things"
>>556695834Do you mean Recluse?
>dodges libra into something potentially harder + harder mapDeserved
>>556696235First time I ever got to shop at the super duper merch. Did he not have the grafted blade for you guys?
oh whoops just sold an invisible sorc+magic atk relic oh well
>>556696335He did, but I didn't have the cash to buy it...
>>556696235At Depth 4 and 5, base bosses and ED bosses have the same chance of showing up. So if you see Libra in the corner, there's a 50% chance it's ED Libra.
>>556696335Yeah, but I just spent my money on 2 levels. I was big juicing with grafted yesterday anyway.>>556696569Good. I want to fight ED Libra.
>>556696551now that I think about it mayb we could have duped it. oh well
Wake up cunts
>>556696780How do you get attack to climb that high? I had over 600 attack once, and thought I broke the game.
>>556696912>How do you get attack to climb that high? Just Wyldeity things.
>>556697037So... cheated relics. Gotcha.
Giving duchess a costume with a back window and licking it mid adventure
>>556695060*skibidi droplets
>>556696912Isn't this like every stackable buff in the game? 6 is pretty crazy
>>556697104>sour grapesjeetkino
>>556697296What are the buffs, do you suppose.
>>556697432ritual swordgrafted L2nearby blood loss (dormant)beef jerky/other body buffgolden vow/other aura buff
also it says 5 not 6 im blind
>>556697296this is the average exegawd damage
>>556696335plsbemybf
>>556697671in the training ground maybe
>doesn't show AR because it's lower than grafted Wyldgodheh
gg fish why can't you dupe player weapons? why must fromsoft be so retardedluckily we ended up finding plenty of negation anyway
Why is aggy playing this mod? looks dumb as hell
>>556697780You can't?? That's some insanely retarded niche tech but i guess i can kinda see why it wouldn't be possible
gg mystery birds
>wyldjeet>damage
Ishizaki>Yamamura>>>MiyahackiMiyazaki gets away too much with restrictions and fanboy fame. Ishizaki is the better director and designer.
Ishizaki won bigly. Miyazaki won smally. who tf is yamamura? sounds dumb
why did they have to give the milos sword that retarded r2 moveset when you use the skill? it fucking sucks
late gg balancers, i'm done i don't want to see them again for now.
oh nonono not like this wyldjeets
they should hire the person who made the map for limveil for other souls games. it's top tier design>>556698304just switch it outbetter yet if it has a CR2 effect or if you have resin you can overwrite it since its a weapon buffI didn't even realize until very recently that Milos and Poker actually have shitty default R2's too, Wylder just overwrites them
>>556698281Sekiro and Armored Core 6 guy. He's a good candidate to replace Miyazaki. I don't like much of Miyazaki design choices as of late but I might be wrong or right when Duskbloods comes around.
>>556698420just say you got filtered by malenia
>>556698147I agree, also shouts out to Tanimura for introducing many based mechanics to the formula like powerstancing, buffing elemental weapons, firing projectiles while moving, etc.
>>556698350>>556697727
>cheating numbers at the roundtable hold dexsissies are so insecure kek
>>556698586>>556697362>wyldjeet copecinema indeed
you started by huffing your own farts with grafted stats, where as my pic is possible full natty
dont post my webms you're gonna summon him again
Translation: I got insecure by your higher AR, so I started throwing a melty and cheating AR
>>556698572I kind of liked DS2 more than DS3 and 1 due to how novel and fresh some of the things are. They should have doubled down on it's systems and worked more with them instead of abandoning them and favoring inconvenience for the sake of difficulty. DS2fags can be annoying but they're sometimes right looking back at my repeated playthroughs.
>>556698708>>556698350>>556698068>>556697671>exejeet meltdownfree entertianment
is this guy 100% unironically posting a webm of him killing an npc
>>556699059that's saar knight he got raped by an executor invader one time and now can't stop seething about them it's pretty sad
>>556699059that's what wyldjeets are the best at - performative masculinity coded behaviour even though if they were actually confident they would admit exegawds typically out damage them by a big margin
>>556699059>>556699165>>556699194>Doubling down on the meltykkkino
>>556699165>>556699194Wow that's so sad... we should be friendly to him from now on so he doesn't kill himself
Ishizaki is working on Guardian buffs as we speak.
>>556699194>>556699165>>556699281
so many jelly of deviljeet getting zdrada
Can this ''ztarda'' stop namedropping xhimself, thanks
>>556698987>conqured >entertianment
>>556699396isn't he a cheater?
>>556699165>executor invaderHe's one of the easiest so no, if any of them rape it's Ironeye and Recluse invaders. >>556699194>typically outdo them by a big marginThe cope patch did that for you, yes, no one is denying that but if we are talking Grafted stacking vs grafted stacking, then Wylder wins because it's a quality weapon with A scaling. Not sure why this triggered the mass exesissy meltdown. >>556699526you seem upset
I have no hope for their next single player game. I feel like this battle royale live service crap is wearing the team down and will get to him the hard way. Miyazaki lacks focus and it shows time and time again which is a shame since I like DS1 and BB alot. I know he loves his Fate so much but that shit will get him destroyed since the BR market is insanely competitive and advanced than what Fromsoft has.
>>556699526Oh no, here comes the 'proof' screenshots to justify him playing on baby mode.
>>556699165so he's the one that has been seething on executor for the past few months?
>seething is when making fun of terr who shits up the theadWhatever you say
>>556699584>jeetmeltykino
>>556699621Even though he mogs you at the game. Gonna cry?
Schizo mommy and schizo daddy are fighting again...
>>556699654precisely yes he's consequently also the jeet spammer
>>556699714>surely only terr bullies me... everyone else thinks im poggers!holy mother of nuclear cope
Hurry up guys and que, let's make new shitposting material
>thead culture is one guyCute newfag
1/3
>>556699870>xhe thinks "bullying" is seething and sour grapes posting kino
2 retards fighting.jpg
>greentext >"kino"if you see this kind of post just ignore it
You deserve posts like that in response to bad faith posts thoughbeit
>>556699593lmao I don't really give a shit about Miyazaki anymore, he can keep working on his super duper masterpiece (it's actually Dark Souls 5) all he wants as long as he lets the other directors at Fromsoft make their own games
gg heolster finally rolled a decent fist relic
>>556694891Won an easy base Fulghor game.
ggs heolstor
the usual strat for bug is to let 1 guy kite the moth without killing it and 2 other do the scorpion+animus, nt bug
Walking the aesthetic path is so hard when everything wants to target switch on you>>556697161Imagine the sweat pools
>>556699396even doe zdrada only fucks black men
>exejeet just NEEDS to talk about his blacked fetish now. And you wonder why I make fun of xhem
even doe there's dozens of us wyldjeets
>>556700451Oh and also, I had horrible weapon luck that game. My dormant power relic gave nothing. I was receiving the most random gear. Complete trash. Until finally at the end, the ironeye dropped the winghorned great axe. The raider was moving toward it too, but I sprinted and swapped out instantly. Then, I checked what the raider had, and he was sitting on a mountain of great weapons. The greedy fuck wanted the ONE weapon I wanted too.
oh no no our dps didn't save us exesaars?
>>556700618it's gennie culture stupid newfig die
>>556700790kys cuck
>>556700752KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Smeebros…the narrative…we’re losing it
>attentionwhoring faggots drove off all the regular ergiesGood job
>>556701402kek based. fuck the regulars
You won Devilgawd. When will you stream?
>>556701402Name one
>>556701402name 3haven't seen discord list in a while
>>556701723literally terr. hopefully he's just samefagging, not being namedropped constantly by some other obsessed faggot.
>>556696551Don't eat crabs and shards just because you don't need them btw you can just drop them for your teammates. I was hoping you were going to drop the crab for the shards then you just ended up eating all of them for no reason
>>556700451Had a trio untertaker game go south fast. We clear the starting area, then nobody is pinging, so I ping. The enemies there were powered up for some reason. I don't know why, it didn't show on a map, but they were all stronger than normal. So we died, and one of the undertakers 3 barred, and when they fell AGAIN, they just quit.Me and the remaining undertaker clean up the zone, then head out. The other undertaker is taking the lead now, and she runs into a red Zamor. This is probably the worst boss to fight as Undertaker. Because he just waits for you to swing, and then attacks back way faster. But I'm so paranoid to hit him, that I'm only swinging when it feels absolutely safe. My partner is being more reckless, and getting killed for it. We die a couple times, before I ping out, and run for it. But it's too late. The day 1 is about to end.I ping a flower boss, and we get to work. But right when we're nearly done, it blows poison directly in to my partner's face for a kill. And he's still 3 bar from the aborted Zamor fight. So he just quits there. Not wanting to play alone, I quit too.A real shame. I wanted to see what 3 undertakers could do against the balancers. In a weird way, it feels like a mirror match.
>>556697161This and a diamond-shaped tummy window so we can see her toned tummy and naval>>556700537I love blondes so much
gg normal dragon we cooked
>>556702046Are these posts written by chatgpt?
>>556702016What
>>556702161ggs
>>556702016i live rent free in the head of dragonirian schizo and saar k***ht
>>556702327reddit
>>556702046Didn't ask
>>556702016He literally still plays with us and shits up the thread as usual? Retard.
>>556702781benchod
terr joining the 'cord will be the end of /erg/
>>556703138we're in postgame erg now thougheverbeit
so /erg/ will live forever? good to know
>>556703368Wow she's literally me
If only the merch sold fan daggers
My game crashed
you fucking bastards... what do you mean unable to restore session lmao
>>556704301I can re-do and pick something else, my build was lightning slash starting dagger
Is it possible to get a relic with at least these 2 effects>night invaders>(character) effectwithout cheating?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. MY TEAM CAN'T HANDLE FALLING STAR BEAST. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. I'M DOWN 300 POINTS, BECAUSE IRONEYE FELL TO LITERALLY EVERY ATTACK. HE DIDN'T DODGE A SINGLE ATTACK.
>>556704430Yeah I’ve got Exec Skill Boost + Night Invader.
>>556704430yes
>>556704592>>556704485ok, thanks
>>556704437ok, I've calmed down. Looked at the ironeye's profile. Another chinese player with a cute anime profile picture. Some will say this is a Chinese problem. But I suspect the weeaboo nature is the real problem.
>Yeah I’m a Revenant main, how could you tell?
>>556704437you seem upset
>>556704592>exejeet and jeet'd relicsTypical
in q
>>556700752Holy fuck you nuked him into oblivion, well done.
im having a blast
im blasting over marika's tits
>>556702016>not being namedropped constantly by some other obsessed faggot.lol
gg horse terr ate my head
ded as fuck, will try again later today I guess...
>>556706608terrdjinni...
>>556700752Terr, name this player, so I can know who is shitting up the thread.
>>556706608gg horse he couldn't help it you look too tasty
>>556706837don't pretend to be terr xhe never says gg
>>556707012We know you're a little slow but you'll figure it out buddy I believe in you
>>556707143awesome vaguepost, xister.
>You only need enough strength to meet 38 virtual strength two handed even though the Starscourge GS is a paired weapon to use the weapon artIt also still hits hard like 600 per weapon per swing, despite still showing the red X indicating I don't have the stats for it. Kinda wierd, but I'm not complaining.
>>556707143you blew xher esl asshole here
mogged by terrgawd
>>556707463>>556707143>>556707736don't reply/talk about yourself terr no one likes you
>terr blue player>laggy as fuck game and wipe to death knights night 1I thought you had 1st world internet
wait, maybe he's from the ABC islands and not the actual Netherlands
when i crashed before the game even began the host was shifted to someone else (probably you)
HAHAHAHAHAHA WEEEEEEEJust lost 400 points, because we had the laggiest game EVER, and my teammates wants to aggro everything in the fort! Fantastic. And I do mean THEE laggiest game ever. I wasn't counting, but I'd estimate that it took 10 whole seconds for an item to spawn out of a chest. Honestly, it wasn't the lag that did us in. It was my team trying to rush an invasion fort at level 2. When we should have meticulously killed everything on our way up, in a coordinated fashion. But the average nightreign player only thinks about rushing the boss and nothing more. Anyway, it went so bad, my team quit, and then I did too, and I was penalized 400 points.
>>556708185idk man, it was still very laggy for me I couldn't even do damage with the beast claw half the timeit would've been funny if we wiped to the single death knight at the beginning kek it almost happened
>>556708202k
>>556708385terrjeet is the host he won't admit he's the laggy brown in this instance.
>Wiping to death knightsIt seems we will have to update the tierlist
>>556708202shut up for once
>>556708202And look at that. The player who rushed and died and caused the whole mess was a chinese player with a cute anime girl profile picture. I censored some of the information to avoid doxxing.
it was the laggy connection i swear
>>556707736see >>556700752 execuck
>>556708202>>556708530its always the chinese anon, you can block them but its a futile effort with how many there are
>>556706779errm can we name this Wylder who mogs us exesisters?
>>556708679His name is Pepe and he's GAWDlike
>>556708530it's chinese game there's nothing you can do about it
>>556708752Based if trve
>>556706779read like 10 replies above you and you'll know
>>556707920bodied that freak
gg goat
>>556709667ggs wyld & duch
gg goat no negations I just wanted more damage
>>556710161There is nothing wrong with inhaling cock and demanding to be filled with cum at all times
>>556710249This, these people do a great service to the world. I love sluts I think sluts are great. The greatest one being your mom
>>556710161>>556710352>>556710447Calm down deviljeet
>>556710473I’m glad you love sluts because I’m about to get under your desk and make it hard for you to focus on playing
Not doing red death rite bird ever ever ever ever ever should be no1 rule of D4/5
>>556711230This but red grafted scion
>>556711230>Not doing *insert boss here* ever ever ever ever ever should be no1 rule of D4/5Weapon, skill, build issue
>>556711320not sure why this enemy of all things doesn't have an ult stagger animation
>>556711349Correction: don't do it with randos
Dick suckers i fuck with my ass bitch
>>556711783they added a stagger animation for the night's cavalry like 7 months after release, and red wolf 12 months after releasescion will get one next year
>>556712191Duskbloods will get a reskin of the scion then that reskin will get a stagger animation in a year then they'll backport it to tarnished edition only a year after then nightreign 2 years after as a selling point to the nightfarer edition
gg
still managed to get to lvl 15 after losing 200k runes on day 1 gg mystery caligo
>>556712572>>556712582Ggs, Dancer is the real boss as usual
gg dreg idk what killed me there
this garbage game is crashing at the beginning of every single run now
gg, one second match
>>556708530This time I was matched with TWO Chinese players with cute anime girl profile pictures. One of them was fine. The other one tried to ruin the run.When the expedition begun, I saw we were spawning near to an easy fort with a spirit spring next to it. So I pinged it. It should be simple, we jump into the top level of the fort, kill the guy, get level 3 or 4, and move on.But after we clear the starting camp, the ironeye suddenly pings the upper left field. He wants to go fight the bosses up there... at level 2. Because he rushes directly there, I figure I should follow him. When we get there, we encounter a red powered up great lion. Of course it kicks our asses and kills us TWICE. We're now level 1 and half the day is gone.I'm so mad after the second death, I spam ping and leave to go clear my fort. The ironeye proceeds to make a series of poor decisions, before finally deciding to leave on his own. I suppose even he realized how bad he was fucking up and left in shame. As a duo, me and the other Chinese guy were well coordinated, and managed to get to level 13 with gold weapons and boss weakness. But in the end, I still died to ED Fulghor. My partner 2 barred. And I picked him up 3 times without too much problem. But when he 3 barred, I tried to block Fulghor's wiggly arm, but his arm just ate through my block and killed me. It happened so fast. Just one miscalculated attempt to block an attack, and the run is over.
gg dreglord
creasy shut the fuck up holy shit you're annoying no one cares about your blog posts
>>556712872If you don't want to talk about the game, then go play it.
Suck a dick
Im watching a japanese bird player in d5 and their meta is fascinating
>>556713383metameta, japan
Feel like my winstreak is unstoppable unless lotus, bjark and spirit decide to come back
You suck dick
>>556712718A Chinese and a Korean this time. The ghost avatar still counts as a cute girl I think.See? It's not only being Chinese that's a factor here. It's being one of those low testosterone males who is into cutesy shit.The both made baffling decisions that completely killed any ability to coordinate.Guys... I just fell back into D2. Just the other day, I was hopeful to get into D5. I was only 2 wins away. And now I backslid so far, I'm in D2. And it's all thanks to castrated chinese weeaboos.
bayle down. the weird camera was giving me some trouble until I decided to play without lock-on and then I jump attacked his legs for some ez stance breaks. kind of an easy and shit boss fight t.b.h>>556713383explain
>>556714015We still have terr, trish, and yentroon now.
>>556715048wow I agree
not gonna lie this was cool and ggs
>>556714997Remember the only consistent thing in all your losses is you
>>556679441I recall a ds3 video just prior to Elden Ring’s launch he was talking about twink builds and then needlessly interjected how much he liked twinks irl. Once I realized he was gay i abandoned that channel. He had a girl avatar too so I figured that he already had trooned out. There’s three main reasons for trooning out is so prevalent for YouTubers>You have to be narcissistic to go beyond occasional hobby YouTube uploads>if you interact with your community at all a discord server is inevitable >you need to be autistic in order to keep up a channel long enough to gain an audienceSo those are three big boxes checked off. that doesn’t mean most YouTubers are trooned out. It just means you enter any YouTube vidya or hobby space and you don’t have to look far before a caricature of a woman shows up.
>>556715637gg almost forgot to cancel the tornado so I was panicking mid jump
>>556715456Nowhere near as bad as those 3. Actually yen dragon is probably at the same level as them
>>556715913Clever words, but utterly retarded when you think about it for 2 seconds.
>>556715637He's so f*cking cool...
gg tri-bug
gg mogh and rain-resistant dogs
Phew no ED I really would not have enough FP for it even if I wasn't kissing the floor. gg balancers
>>556715989As someone who used to snipe/co-invade with saint/pinco/ghosthardware/etc back in the DS3 days, the signs were there just based on how xhe talked, and he's also brown and a cocky fag.
>>556715637this is standard wylder stuff, and I never see /erg/ wylders cancelling some other stuff like normal caligo's ice drive-by or fulghor's charge
>>556716125the dreglord raider didn't work out that match that well. i only had lightning which they are resistant to too, bummer.
>>556715989nigga acting like liking traps isn't reddit tier in terms of popularity
thanks helen, you're the mvp>>556716405it was an inspired build at least
you're going on the list for a week if you dodge for the third time in a row
>>556716589it's really good dps wise when it gets going, like vs bell hunter, but yeah, not that match
>>556716727Who are we bullying today?
>>556716398Whether it's plays made by me or someone else, the intent has never been to imply "nobody else can do this". Don't read into it too much
>>556715456No those are all mostly ok at least, Belan is the true winstreak destroyer
good morning erg!!
>>556716398I've cancelled caligos flight before, although the timing is tricky
>1/3Dead gameDead general
YUH YUH YUH YUH YUH
>>556717139he should crash like they do in dragons dogma desu
wyldjeets are just there as a staggerbot while good classes do the actual damage to the boss
>>556716935Belan has leveled up, he is ok.
>>556716398I do.
>>556715456When Terr is on my team all i have to do is funnel him some crit passives and i can take it easy for 30 minutes
>>556696847cool art
>>556698420Never played Armored Whores but Sekiro was decently fun. Better than Slopreign at least.>>556698913I get what you mean but too much of the stuff just doesn’t jive well for me to be too fond of it but yeah the potential was there.
>>556712504That sounds retarded but pretty likely >>556710545>>556710249>deletedLol
>>556708153Xhe’s from Bangladesh and just squats there actually
>>556706779you’re talking to the premier thread shitter buddy no one does it better than the terrjeeta xhimself
heh, I am finally free from you, no turning back now then
How much longer do you guys think erg has left ?Duskblood's will probably give us a boost for a few weeks but unless theres a SOTE update (lmao) it seems like this is it until the next Elden Souls game
>>556706049Calm down godfrey
>>556708530>>556712718Careful you’ll trigger the guy that gets really upset when you badmouth the Chinese for some reason
What makes a truly bad player isn’t just someone who goes down a lot, it someone who doesn’t bring their fair share of damage to the table. Lotus was a perfect example of this in most games, they had a nuke with their cheated relics but couldn’t seem to figure out openings and ended up doing no damage. I can solo bosses but the amount of hp you take off decreases the odds that something stupid will catch me out.
>>556719221Sote update....
>>556699593Agreed. It’s clear the ‘golden years’ are behind us at this point. Whatever we’re getting from this point on will be relatively low effort and strung together.
>>556702016Most obvious brain dead third person post in the thread award
>>556717832>terrjeet sniffer xher own farts in third personSee >>556700752 and pipe down
That's the best you're getting in terms of relics.
geegee
gg gigagoat i keep getting blasted by something off-screen
>>556720009wow me too
gg devil and undertaker twins. This claws build is soooo fun, at least the r1s apply bleed faster than fists r2s I think
>>556698068>>556698350>>556699165>>556699194>>556699346>>556700549>>556700657>>556700790>>556707736>>556717335Obnoxious thread shitting third world faggot shut the fuck up already no one likes you and you make this place actively worse
>>556700537Literally built for Cu
>>556712681>>556708429Many such cases.
>>556703138it’s quite unfortunate he’s already in there then
>>556719221>it seems like this is it until the next Elden Souls gamei'm actually afraid i hated elden ring, big waste of time it wasnightreign is so much tighter, i'd rather they make a nightreign 2
gg ed balancers>even doe it was bg ed balancerssay gg. NYOW.
mmm nyo
>>556684872I love this depiction. Cutest thing ever. I look like this.>>556690670>>556696551Made for burly Wyldmen.
>>556700618It’s not just you. We all make fun of ‘them’ (him).
for me it's ender
>>556701402>ergiesnice try t***
>>556721767Ergie is our word, newfag.
>>556721730same
>>556703368>>556703612We know ender
my dad said he would make a minecraft world with me, I wanted to make the volcano manor
>>556719221I mean yeah the next relevant project is at least 3~ years away at this point. I suspect we’ll go back to how we were pre-NR release with maybe some ER PvP red man shitposting and the occasional NR run going on with maybe some other Soulslike discussion peppered in since the Soulslike general was also killed by the resident brown trans autist so I doubt we’ll die or anything but we’ll definitely be slow.
>>556715989Fairly accurate analysis. >>556717832Shut it, freak.
>>556703612>>556703368Forcing fat girls to eat a salad!
Guardian is fun
at losing the game
I killed him because the queue is dead.
but last i've heard erg was thriving
It's not about winning or losing it's about enjoying yourself :)
>>556722825Nuh uh it's about hollow victories and throwing a melty when you don't win.
>dodging balancers
Im so glad I am able to have fun while playing a video game
>>556722548I’ve lost 10 pounds, I’ve been a good girl do I get a special treat?
Which SOTE weapons do you think they'll make legendary?
>>556723532let it go, bro
>>556723663It was already confirmed a second DLC is coming
gg women i was afk so i'm rather glad the boss wasn't something fire resistant since i'd left my fire build on
>>556720929>rolls too early >eats shit >makes feminine webm to try and dunk kino
>>556723343Hmm… yes! My homemade creampie! :3
>Friend keeps complaining about controls whenever he can
>>556724246Yaaaaay I love creampies!
>>556724159GG.Shield Crash is not as good against normal balancers compared to ED. They don't get staggered for the full charged animation and they backstep the last hit.It still is easy mode against them.
>>556715048Just their attitudes towards certain things, they call 2x bala "haru haru", things like that.I'm pretty sure the guy im watching is the one who brought to my attention the GC builds (hes got dozens of relic setups that incorporate them + the relevant affinity negation setups from what I can gather with my limited understanding)
Dick suckers dick heads
>i-i-is that Dogs?AHHH I'M GOING INSAAAANE
stop FUCKING dodging
haru haruuu
Sellen was made for SEX and marriage
>>556725081@PradakSaar
>>556720415I'll only believe it when I see the updated members list
>>556725130yaharoo, queue?
>>556726145no i'm going to sleep
>>556717139shit wylder, you're supposed to do it before she takes off
Salvare unblock me
GG Caligo. That was a funny run.
>>556725081>>556725130I didn't dodge dogs, i forgot to turn my thing on and had to restart the game
Are PS-servers down right now?Game kicks me to the offline mode.Console is online tho.
>>556717782>almost misses>sixth sense saves his asslmao dogshit wyldjeet
>>556726328gg baby caligogoing for the big boss at the top of the map was a bad call, we should've went south to clear the frost ruins first since it was obvious the circle was gonna close NEbut what do I know
stream?
>>556726836Seconding this. Stream?
i haven't fought ed balancers once how fucked am i,if they finally show up?
>>556726641>perfectly timed charged ult>proc 6th sense on purpose to gap close fasterWyldGAWD
>>556668916 reporting in!Any suggestions are welcome but for now our faithful hero Mango-Mango's journey continues.Leaving the Stormfoot Cata's because that shit is way too hard. Off to explore!
>>556726287I've only ever blocked 2 people and I doubt you're one of them
>>556727279post the blocklist
>>556726659It wouldn't have mattered even if it was ED
>>556724286tell him that he can remap his button layout
Dick heads fuck you
Someone else was red-targeted, and the multi-attack still prioritized me, bg
Anyone on lower depths want to queue?
gg women round 2 no good seals that run but plenty of staff'sdidn't intend to do the LLTBT strat but collapsing stars is one of the best spells
Dick suckers everybody boo them boooooooooo
>>556728991>LLTBTthat explains why like half of the fight i had 5 balancers on me, gg
>>556729236>>556728570so true saars
>>556726836>>556726973xhe's still recovering from the mass mogging from Wylders. Please understand.
>>556724348>>556724246hot!i will watch from my brownboi chair
gg 3dog weird run
gg none of us had DMG neg at full hp, very scary
>>556730024gg great hollow hotdogshelen was the GOAT distracting gladius after the merge so you could res wylder
gg greg amazing hollows run!Raider r2s are kino now
gg dreg
>>556730219>>556730103>>556728991alive general
>>556730103>>556730209Why is Belan a revenant now?
>>556730507Bratty Belan
>>556730219i was playing wylder but the game somehow selected raider while i was afk? thankfully i had relics setup
Clumsy unblock me pleaseee wtfff I like playing with you..
>>556730103WlydGod always has one by default, technically.
3 BUGS IN A ROW
>wanting to play clumtroonyikes
>>556730735I think he blocked me too actually lmao
Extreme retard general dick heads fuck you
>>556731309He randomly assumed I was some schizo post or smth when we have had dozens of good games... Please unblock desu>>556731240Whatever the thread has shit on everynyan at this point u little d*cks*ckers
I love clumsy, roxy, and shifty
I hate every single one of you.Except Terr and Deviljeet.Those two I don't even consider them humans.
>>556730735>>556731240>>556731309>>556731698Overly emotional pouty femboy twink...Very cute.
Hey erg if my dog gets a boner when he takes a shit is he gay, and if i get a boner watching him get a boner takong a shit am i gay? Thanks.
I for one love Terr and Devil,
https://www.twitch.tv/yungscrill69I be stream ...
Im not gay but when i see a naked man i get really horny and jerk off
>>556732000>Those two I don't even consider them humansTrue, they are superhuman.
>>556732116Is this doctor ratio and aventurine?
>>556732494oh god it's talking....
>>556732565It is, that artist draws a lot of them as a ship. I don't play Honky Star Rail, but I do love the boys in it.
>>556732556Have you ever jerked off to yourself in the mirror?
>>556732000terrjeet*>>556732494finally an honest stream
Terrgawd*
terr I'm pregnant... It's Devil's...
>>556732834No i dont find myself attractive
>>556681013Zorban's doing youtube videos now?
Zorban can take the entire dog knot believe or not xhe is a pro
>>556729657Understandable>>556730428>>556730506WyldGODS are so lucky to have this it’s insane
Dodging Balancers is for fags.
robbed
>>556734036Its perfect for erg then
I will make in detail guides for the night bosses and the Balancers (both regular and ED) if you'll stop fucking dodging like niggers.
>>556732000unexpectedly based post>>556732116thought she was just flat chested for a minute
gg big horse, very stacked runI want to apologize to terr for doubting his internet earlier today, he was the blue now and the game ran very smoothly
>>556734309ping was good but libra was invisible for me
never accuse a brahmin again
>>556732938>>556733070>>556732556>>556732487>>556732559Please stop shitposting and talking about yourself in third person
Extremist is getting called out by cupcake lmao
