Previous: >>556591217>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year's Scout (3*), New Year T.M. Opera O (3*), New Year Haru Urara (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: New Year's Scout (SSR), SSR Sasami Anshinzawa (Pal), SSR Admire Vega (Power), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SR Tamamo Cross (Guts)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSR02/05 - 02/12 Racing CarnivalMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
RYAN THREAD!!!
Ryan is not orange
ace on my facehags
Fuck this game
Thoughts on this?
don't forget to order themthey're releasing in March
>>556611480yeah, shes ryan
Digitan LOVE
This thread will be better
>>556611571I wish that were me
suzuka (my wife) has tiny feet
>>556611571I want to lick the other one
>Ryan thread
>>556611602i only like plushies...(small ones)
>>556611639too small
>use ticket on all banner>President jumpscare >TM Opera >it's a dupe
Should I spark Fuku? >currently 1LB Fuku>zero Creek, zero FinemoI was planning on saving a spark for Finemo and Vourbon. I will have to sacrifice Vourbon spark if I spend my spark on Fuku. For Finemo her banner overlaps with MANT banner so I can still piggy her + crystal + selector
Not feeling confident about this Sprint CM. There's no way to play catch-up at this point, right? Parent setup for mutating+Groundwork is too elaborate.
>>556611571me and who
>>556611787finemo has longer shelf life than fuku
>>556611687mayo failing out of an airplane gif
>>556611787hell no
>>556611787Dont spark Fuku, do the Finemo plan
Alright anons NO HORSE PUSSY this time
>suzuka overtakes falco right before mid-race ends>unrestrained activates at the most perfect timing i've ever seen>leaves falco in the dustHoly shit.
which Uma has the hairiest armpits
>>556611571shouldve been me
>>556611571Actually makes my cock insanely hard. Faggot crafted an animated masterpiece and chickened out. Rocked Twitter to its core in the midst of the Epstein scandal.
If we’re not getting double rewards back, we should at least get another SSR ticket or something. This sucks.
>>556611929That's basically how I lost CM3
>>556612013
>>556611571I wonder how JP reacted to this gif popping out of nowhere?
>>556612013all umas canonically have shaved pits
>>556612108those kikes aren't even giving another discount on paid caratsI can't roll in the mud like this
>>556611929how is your runaway suckzuka performing? i was on the fence about building one.
>>556612013umamusumes all have pure hairless armpits and fuzzy umankos
>>556611571Disgusting. Worse than Ryanfags. Even worse than the horse fuckers here.
1 month and 1 day to kitasan...
>>556612158I can understand if this was slop but how could anyone ever spent time drawing this
>>556612158Still would. Gladly, even.
>>556612228it didn't reach jp twitter before it got deleted
>Full Armor Matikanefukukitaru>Meisho Doto>Mejiro DoberAiee I can't decide which one to spark......
>>556611138>the politician fucking a pig on camera
>>556612020I unironically think someone would become a buff man just to become the kind of man who would rape herBut wanting to cum on her sleeping face is natural
what a garbage month wake me up when march begins
when was the last time Cyjews gifted carats?
Ed Milliband bacon sandwich
>>556612514Aren't we getting like 300 every day for new years right now?
>>556611571Disgusted. I would only do it with Maya's, and the main reason why I use her festive holiday card
>>556612445Dober has a good general purpose inherit, Doto’s has specific use cases and is pretty good. But none of that matters. What does your dick say?
I'm not afraid to say it.I am colorbling.
>>556612506
Dacchis has one free slot open for any ojisans looking for a club.A+ club, quota is at 25 mil. Chill and friendly anons in chat.Just drop your id here for an invite or apply ingame. Have /uma/ in your profile.The one with that whore Curren is the correct one.
>>556612456I expressed myself wrongIn the episode it's on live tv, they don't show any of that in the actual showBut there's a pig there so might be too haram for the Great Britistan
>>556612614You're also dyslexic.
Divine intervention on Digitan's final goal race is pretty kino
>>556611571me on the right
>>556611687>>556611731Where is this from?
>>556612559That's some old head lore.
>>556612713sweepy's unique
>>556612713
>>556612713Sweepy alt
where. is. the. oguri. cryer.
>>556612594Don't be crude. I love uma with my heart, not my base urges.
>>556612121How I won CM1: Hit godlike pace rolls on GolShiHow I lost CM3: Missed witcheck on GroundworkHow I lost CM5: Opponent hit NSM instantlyHow I won CM6: Hit NSM instantlyHow I won CM7: Hit NSM instantlyI'd resigned to live with the chaos
>>556612663And homosexual.
you know what is fucked up? this game if the hamburg steak is horse meat from the loser umas
Can you JPniggers fuck off to your thread already
>>556612790hate that little brat
>>556612812So you are a woman. Begone.
>>556612794Ogurin is too cool to have one.
>>556612252I didn't take runaway on her, big nigers brake too fast since early race doesn't last long.At the very least, she's there to cancel lucky pace if she can't make distance and/or activate Unrestrained late. She's been performing okay-ish
>0 finemo>1 fuku from free rollsI'm gonna spend the 2 anni selectors on one of these to mlb it, so which should I roll for 2lb?
>>556612880I disagree
>>556611571>Not rapidly tongue flicking those pitsSo close to incredible.
please is there one for happy meek
>>556612975Oguri...
>>556611731>when trainer won't continue the bloodline>>556612879>when trainer won't talk to me after i said anal would make my hole weak>>556611687>when trainer won't skibbidy my bop and can't stop the cringe frfr
>>556612878Don't say that...
>>556612668truehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=557urGosWG4
>>556612975>when a group of primitive barbarians go out for kbbqthere are unspoken but intuitive systems and procedures.
that post wasnt me(ek). I would never say "skibity bop"
>>556612975The real oguri wouldn't let this happen
>>556612576but i want 3000 carats in one go
>>556612463I mean I believe it but I'd sign away my soul for even less than that. We all know deep down even the strongest human in the world wouldn't stand a chance. I would easily do it if it made her happy though. And still cum on her face and tits every night whenever I could get away with it!!
will the real oguri stand up please
YADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
there is no hoeh to arigatou about
>>556613304I am Oguri Cap
>>556613326Hate that I can hear her voice every time I read yada
>A rank>don't flatline>don't disappearAlmondLove has 1 more spot for an active like-minded player. Drop your ID for a scout
>>556613326>never seen the real one beforeit looks wrong.
>>556613071
>>556613326I'm looking at her underwear
>>556613326I can see it...
>>556613429but is it true that dancho posts her onlyfans
> Looking at fan bonus cards> Check upcoming> Almond Eye is the only card with 30%> Also 120 spec prio, 20% training effectiveness, 1spd+1skill bonus, etc> 4 gold skillsIs this card completely broken? Or do future cards just get all silly like this
>>556613164Are you denying it?Then subject to this little testYou have a dear female friend who broke up with her boyfriend recentlyChoose one of the following, you:>get it on with the boyfriend>get it on with your friend>drag her into a sex dungeon where she'll be relentlessly banged by strangers while you get a threesome with her dad, boyfriend, record the whole ordeal and tell the police you were the victim of rape because she told you those nails were tacky af
>>556612820liesthere are no homosexuals on /uma/ ryanfags do not count
>>556613583almond eye is like THE generalist speed card on jp right now
sweepy childbride ver is a downgrade why did they remove the bigass hat
imagine the smell in the uma dorms...
WOMAN MOMENT
>>556613583the powercreep is full on retarded.
you mean her shoulder bag, right?
>>556613583>4 gold skillsYeah but you can only choose 2 and one option is more mid distance heavy while the other is more neutral. But no, Almond Eye is a fucking ridiculous card up there with Stay Gold, except Stay Gold isn't speed.
>>556613664my favourite
>>556613583Its the best and meta [CURRENT YEAR] generic speed card in JP
>>556613640why don't I get to participate in the sex dungeon :c
>>556613276Based and Gentipilled
>>556613656True.Just wear the witch outfit, little horse.
>>556613664especially theirs...
>>556613765mambo is accepting new members if you're interested
>>556613376You're more like Oguri Crap.
>>556612506https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38PB3sBZxf4
>>556613656>most fillies have a bride versionwhat did cygames mean by this?
>>556613728Is Almond + El Condor Pasa the Kitasan + Biko of today?
>>556613891HAVE SEX WITH MARES
>>556613891You will pull for child brides
>>556613919>El Condor PasaOld hat.
ayabe waiting
>>556613982succubus
>>556613870Damn this video fits the mood at /vt/ perfectly>>556613656The hat stays on during sex, and ONLY during sex!
>>556611639>This thread will be better>ryan threadhmm, nyo!
>>556613919I think that would be Ai + SiL?
>>556613845But I'm already a member...
>>556613919on 20% speed growth umas you dont need a second speed card, she's that goodbut also you dont really run pasa on jp anymore, since the meta has shifted to running more specialised cards. So you would run Almond plus a speed card that gives you skills for the style/distance you are training your uma for
needs more maru posting desu
>>556613583It’s the best generalist speed card. There are better specialist cards like Teio or Aruvu, but you run those alongside Ai.
Does noodle on bread really work?
>>556613765You're a male, you pass
>>556614091>401oh no no no
>>556614213We were 450 a few days ago...
wow they went up 19 ranks today
Lemaire looks here like a druggie I would spot under the local 24/7 alcohol shop
b-bwos I'm afraid trainers will quit one by one because of only one CM for February...
>>556614275
>>556614335https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1770485344996538.jpg
>>556614113Fuck, it's going to be awful for f2p when that meta comes to global
>>556614371why would I quit when I'm in full anticipation mode for VBourbon
sorry maruzen things are not very bacchi guu...
>>556614335God I wish we had 24/7 alcohol shops here. There is nothing worse than feeling the stares of people walking by when waiting for the ABC store to open up.
>>556614371Violent, abusive, but consensual sex with Doto.
>>556614164It all depends on the sauceTomato sauce or meat ragu is goodWhite sauce or Bechamel is disgusting
>>556614483brother that meta is coming in like 2 months after the first anniversaryhope your favorites all trend towards a certain running style or you're willing to spend a lot of money, because cygames will force you to "main" a style :)
Maruzen owes me a nursing handjob
>>556614091>half a club doing 3 mil daily before sprint/dirt cmsnot botters btw
I will remake my TT team from scratch today. I haven’t updated it properly in several months, and can no longer promote to Class 6.
quitting while i'm ahead on this banner, i'm not beating that pull
>>556613919El is old and busted. Here’s an example of the decks used recently.
>>556614671HOOOOOOOOOEH
>>556611571Artists are now banking out on it.
Any thoughts?
>>556614756They are drinking juice.
>>556614756sexual
>>556614371>only one CM for FebruaryFinally I can play the game!
>>556614756I can count the pixels
>>556614756I still don't have Maruzensky. Thank fucking god, I hate hags.
>>556614708the cards got brighter whiter and shinier
DANCHOU I SWEAR I'M DOING RUNS IT'S JUST THAT BUILDING SPRINT UMAS IS REALLY, REALLY UNFUN SO I JUST GIVE UP CAREERS THAT SHOWS EARLY SIGNS OF GETTING BRICKED INSTEAD OF TURNING IT INTO A PARENT/FAN RUN I'M NOT LAZY DANCHOU I SWEAR
>>556614756my wives
>>556611571BRO I LOVE FILTER/BAN EVADING
>>556614714me
>>556614708>0LBs>3LBsare you just a brokie or does this become a thing?
This is the 4th time Falcon spooked me. I should just 5* her right?
>>556614915you?
>>556614756mating ritual to make me hard and start our weekly threesome
Bwos is my Ogufat usable?
>>556615082Two cows (affectionate)
>>556614957maybe stats become so meaningless that other cards are just for hints
>>556614871I abandoned 3 of my 5 borrows yesterday because of just how bricked they were. I just made up for it with a fan run at the end.
>>556614964Spe-chan spotted!!!
>>556611571I genuinely don't see why everyone is making a big thing out of this gifIt looks generic and doesn't even move smoothly yet people are acting like it's the best thing ever
>>556611520just happened to me
>>556615123>Sparta remix in 2026I'm getting the most horrible whiplash ever
>>556615104>Date Acquired: Jun 18, 2025
>>556611571Quite pungent, my dear
>>556615179>everyonei guarantee it's mostly samefagging
>>556615104looks like a ura finale oguri fat
>best Tama sprint attempt so far>gold inspiration senior year>no sprint sparksI WAS SO CLOSE TO GREATNESS
>>556614964Reminder the Uma that spooks you the most is your official wife
>Four borrows in a row with no sprint spark despite full sprint sparks on both parents>One with Fast Learner and super high speed so I could slam wit the rest of the runIt's one of those days isn't it
>>556615294My wife is Curren Chan...
>>5566152502025, acktually.
>>556615123I don't even have the script for sound with webms and I could tell this was a sparta thing based on the movement.
>>556615294I don't mind Falcon as my wife. I enjoy her career and her support card chain alot.
>>556615294>hishi akebono
>>556613341why the long face? hehe
>>556615120I hope so, that way I can only worry about getting one spark because I suck at saving
>>556615294But I don't really like Teio that much at all.
>>556611502Mang, I miss the times of good old road trips with the bros
>>556615440She will sit on your face
>>556615294I'm winna!!
9880465298804652CM room
>>556615294But I got spooked by Taiki 6 times...
>>556615294>LaisuI'd rather kill myself
>>556615581Cute orange dog
>>556615294>teio spooked me 4timestake her away bros
>>556615294Taiki and DoberNice
>>556615294I've never been spooked more than once...
You'll retards will argue about anything
>>556615294>4 Digitan SpooksI am okay with this.
Who do i use selector on that is coming up? I wanted to get Seiun with it as i want to have my own front parent when Helios and Turbo arrive but i realized that with her being farmable after 1.5 anniv i get her for free before either Helios or Turbo release.Taiki is at 110/150 star pieces so i wonder about not ticketing her.I dont like swimsuits so i would rather get maruzensky original over her summer variant.
>>556615294>McQueen
>>556615609one more
>>556615814Bwo just pull on the all spark
>>556615294>Oguri and Spe are tiedNo...
>>556615794I DON'T argue about anything you fucker what's your problem I bet your pussy stinks
>>556615294it's mackween according to her star piece countOguri is 30 pieces behind
Save carats for Valentine Bourbon or Kitasan Black?
>>556615280why is bokumanko so big
>>556615814Eishin Flash because german tits
>>556615446>why the long face?Trust me, this joke only gets funnier every single time, when you're working with actual honses
>>556615294>gold city three times on tama bannershould i be glad?
>>556615923Choco Bourbon.
>>556615864all spark is bait. i have my carats planned out and i would rather spend 20 bucks on a selector than 200 rolls to get fucking Teio
>>556615251>>556615286No need to be mean...
>>556615876You got enough food for both of them bwo?
>>556615794>max energy large in same tier as max energy+energythose aren't even remotely the same, energy is good, it should be in the cupcake tier
>>556615609I am NOT a heel
>>556615294HAG SEXand a little of Suzuka stinky girlfeet
>>556615923you're gonna roll on kita for mambo anyway
>>556615923you should only roll for Kitasan if you're a whale/dolphin since she nullifies one of your strongest support card
>>556615609Whoops I forgor to change my Tamamo to Pace. Wanted to try if she'll fare well as Sprint B
>>556613276Doesn't she train (you) during her career to become her husband?You should be fineGod the things I would let her do to me
>>556615923VBourbon
>>556615923You'll get Kitasan in the free 60 pulls
>>556616271>B sprint pace tamamobwo
>>556616282many such cases with uma training their toreinas
>>556615294it's taiki and then either curren chang and maruzensky...
>>556616145nigga she's 2 stars only a giga retard would pull for her specifically
>>556616356where do the other 40 go? Dia? or do they really only give us 60 pulls instead of 100
>doing ura with taiki to try and make parents>hit 1200 speed 1200 wit 800 power every run with zero effortam i retarded? was ura always this easy...?
>>556616153>want Matikanemambohauser>don't care for Kitablack at all>have to wait for Cheerleading banner to incidentally pull MamboExcruciating pain.
>>556616510It's moreso that Taiki has the easiest career by far. It's no wonder it was the first and only uma to breech U_G in global
>>556614957Skills are more important than raw stats, so you need to bring the cards with the required gold skills or you automatically lose. At 1900+ spd, 1500+ pwr and 1200+ wit with enough stamina, stat differences stop mattering as long as you have enough SP (usually 7.5k+) to buy all the skills. And there are some cards like that Dura one where the difference between 0* and 4* is minimal.
200 pulls and 6 new umas (and festive opera o twice)who do i spark for?should i pull another 200?
>>556616510now try to do it with the cards you had back then
>>556616669all ears
>>556616510unity has you doing guts or stamina or even power randomly to improve your team, in ura you just need to spam what you want, worst case scenario kitasan still lives in guts
>>556616408I think she's nice as a Pace this CM because of her unique. Just really need that sprint A
>>556616625>It's moreso that Taiki has the easiest career by farCurren is easy.
im sick of creek schizo spamming random images of her to goon like a /v/tard
If you give up mid-run do you keep the fans from the races you won in the interim or do those only count when you finish the run?
>>556616759Correct, but we're talking about career difficulty
Our fucking heroes.
>>556616814You don't get to keep anything when giving up runs
>>556616749BA KU SHIIIIIIN
>>556615609>grind for a groundwork pace>or>grind for a groundwork falconI've chosen my poison
>>556616463Because we love Mambo
>>556616814The fans are attached to the Uma, not to you.
>>556616805/vg/uma is the gooner thread thoughbeit. /v/ma is good and talks about the game.
>Jp thread exists and people still talking about non global/anime Uma Fuck off
>>556616882my WIFE
>>556616669I need a cardboard cutout girl to meet me after work every evening
>>556616909false, you keep the shoes and banners you earned. Not sure about money and the SP but i farmed the year 1 mile G1 before hopeless several times like that
>>556616909Kinda figured that was the case but it's good to get some confirmation since I haven't seen anything on it anywhere and all my borrows today turned into glue
>Get gold city>Train her for the carnival event>Speed wit deck, borrow Nature>Forget she has OYL>Also turns out she has to run longslopwho's fucking idea was to give her skills locked to mile
>Sprint TaishinAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Divegrass KEK forcefully made a JP thread to get A(!) team back>He is still SEETHING WITH SMALL DICK RAGE in the main thread cuz people prefer this one over his dead JP thread>Clearly a literal phone tardFuck off
stop stirring up drama retard
>>556616282>umas reverse grooming their trainers
A lot of high fan bonus cards are also just good cards in general. Making fan run decks is surprisingly easy. Just add Kitasan and a bunch of welfares.https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports
>>556617149Nobody cares about your dead server drama, faggot.
I've never borrowed wit Neicha before... How many whale cards do stuff like this? She cures conditions? Whales are really playing an entirely different game holy moly
>>556617369Yeah that'll be useful like one in 300 runs.
>>556617245>it makes sense reading left to right and right to left at the same timewaithow
>>556616882>the Mejiro is the only one without a G1Name a more fraudulent clan
>>556617208tell the JP tranny to shut the fuck up and stop crying every single thread then
>>556616474Going off old JP schedule they gave 60 on kitasan, and 60 on NTR. But on Riko banner we're only supposed to get only 4 (four) free pulls on Riko if we're following old JP, but instead we got 100 which is the following current tradition on modern JP. We might get 100 on NTR if we're following this, but not one really knows yet how they will handle this when uma banners are involved
>>556617124Her career is a disaster. A mile + B long/medium? How about 1 mile race and all 3 triple crowns. Especially in Aoharu where you want as few A aptitudes as possible for hints.
oh you mean like you're doing right now?
If I'm building a Summer Maru, what should I have for my last support + friend support? I don't have Riko SSR, so I guess that could be a borrow, unless 3speed 3wit is better?
>while we have all these lost nip anons in the threadgive it to me straight, is jungle pocket speed bait?>maruzensky 1LB>tachyon 1LB or MLB>jungle pocket MLB or bust>condor pasa MLBthen still in love enters.
For me it's her
>>556617348Fan runs also naturally generate super high affinity parents. 25-30 race wins and a bunch of decent skills is really good.
I haven't run a career in like two weeksI haven't run a sprint career in monthsMy TT comp is outdated garbageI haven't gained even a single new year event pointI have 4 new 3* horses that I pulled on the way to Tamamo, whom I haven't even watched the story episodes or run careers forI literally don't know what the carnival shit about because i couldn't be bothered to read the instructionsI just now watched the INTRO to the karuta event and it took literally all the energy I had for this game and closed the window right after.I'm cooked, chatI think my time with uma musume is over
>>556617594>mlb fine modo whatever you want
>>556617653based
>>556617691Mambro...
Um.. Trainer? S-sorry for bothering you so suddenly... I just wanted to ask about the next CM. I’m still in it.. right?You’re not replacing me with oshi picks or anything... right?
Hi /uma/I spent TWO HOURS last night trying to find that fucking smart falcon comic and COULDN'T FIND IT. I'm mad but I will now spam the thread with all the smart falcon comics I did find, so enjoy
>>556617348why would i care about fancounts. if danchou kicks me i just join a different club and get the same rewards there
>>556617594I'd run R Riko and borrow MLB Falco for a painless run. I loathe gambling for groundwork.
>>556617594For Sprint or Mile?
>>556616604kita banner will have free pulls and mambo will be a rate up 2 star, you will probably get her along with everyone else
>>556617653jp thread's down the hall
>>556617601>speed and power bonusmauru looks nea-->pocket is 3 speed and 1 pow>10 race 20 fan and 64 spec to bootholy fucking shit what the fuck
>5 of 5 borrows got no sprint spark despite 2/2/3 and 3/1/3 on both parentsWhat are the odds of a pink spark popping anyways, I want to know how unlucky that was
>>556617691>is overit has BEEN over, anon. just uninstall and feel that sense of relief that you've didn't know you wanted.
>>556617795You are my most used uma in CM stop being so clingy.
There are races at night??? Holy sovl, do we ever get a night CM?
why is it that I have to wait a year for Marvelous Sunday, but King Richard gets into FGO NA early?
>>556617691I think this is my danchou
Which Uma do you like the most?Which Uma do you like the most as a man?Which Uma would you like the most if you were a girl?
>>556617830Ah... th-that... I only managed to get 1 Riko R... that banner was mean to me>>556617835For Sprint CM, but for eventual Mile too
>>556617871>>pocket is 3 speed and 1 powNo mood bonus and only 10 training effect makes it deceptively weak in practice.
>>556617976Yes, cygays are the jewest of them all, deal with it
>>556617017Don't let your dreams be just dreams, brother
>>556617994>Which Uma do you like the most?Twin Turbo>Which Uma do you like the most as a man?Inari One>Which Uma would you like the most if you were a girl?I'm not mentally ill
>>556617691dancho please come back....
>>556618074
>>556617601she's good but she releases just three months before pasa so yeah whalebaitalso keep in mind the unique effect means pasa is actually 2 speed 1 power bonus
>>556617881>What are the odds of a pink spark popping anywaysFreaking low.
>>556618002>Ah... th-that... I only managed to get 1 Riko R... that banner was mean to meYour silver uncap crystals?
>>556617994Manhattan CafeMarvelous SundayMarvelous Cafe
>>556617691mambodancho we miss you...
>>556612463There's a manga about this.
>>556618017no the only way it could be weak is if the scenario base training number is high. the low unity base training numbers has made even +1 speed really good.
>>556617594Umas with 15/20% speed growth only ever need 2 speed cards, Kitasan + Sweep/King Halo is enough. More than 3 wit is also unnecessary on Maru because of her +15% wit growth, so consider Tazuna for Conc/THH or Riko for Rushing Gale (at the cost of overstamming)
>>556617821You’re allowed to not care if you want. There are others who do.
JP bros behave like childs, you don't need to spam the thread you can stay but remember you're only visitors you have your own threads.
gonna make pizzas4 circle pizzas or three rectangle pizzas
>>556618002For sprint you don't need stamina. Borrow Falco and run third wit card, ideally one with relevant green skills. Marvelous for Tail Held High is premium.
what is my blud doing in practice rooms...
>>556615294Mejiro Ryan...
>>556618292its literally ONE guy, not JPbros in general
>>556618331F2P achievable deck btw
>>556618331Let a nigga enjoy some racing.
>>556618331losing to a basic bakushin probably :^)
>>556617994SuzukaMaruzensky or Ardanhard to imagine the impossible, but....probably Teio or Seiun Sky
>>556618314five hexagon pizzas
>>556618193Ah, right... let me take them out of my pocket, good idea...!>>556618276I do have a 1LB Falco, and a 2LB Tazuna>>556618324Hmm guess that's a good option tooAlright thanks for the tips! I think I am getting an idea on what to do
>>556611571Once i saw this i became obsessed by it.Is there more?
>>556618543actually yeah he ended up 5th lmfaoooooooooooo
>>556618292>bros>With an sThere are like maybe 10 people left in this general max and I'm three of them
>>556618618It's just you, me, and danchud.
>>556618331buhiiiiiiiii
>>556617931Only dirtKINO gets races at night/sundown. Holds true IRL as well.
>>556617440The Mejiro clan has no frauds.Other than Ardan.And Ryan.And maybe Bright.
>>556617691don't let the door hit you on the way out
>>556618607you will never have smelly armpits. stop coping.
name 3 horses
>jp uma is dead>kr uma is dead>tw uma was never alive>global is the only server that matters now>american scenario to release soonwe just never stop winning.
Today I ate a banana.Your response, Umababs?
>>556618737why u so evil to me...
Any build recommendations for NY Urara for Aquarius? Struggling to get something even decent here
>>556618740sakura bakushin Osakura chiyono Ocalstone light O
>>556618709>And maybe Bright.
>>556618836i hope you CHOKE on it
>>556618193Don't even joke about that man. I had to use 1R Riko and no Kita until the Kita rerun. Somehow I managed to not drop the game but man it was miserable.
>>556618836
>>556617691a-are we finally having the revolution?
>>556618292>have general of your own>go to another and attentionpostI genuinely don't understand this behavior. I don't play JP Uma Musume, I can't fucking read moonrunes, I have no way to meaningfully interact with the game so I'd have nothing to say. I've never posted in the nip general. Why do those faggots (maybe it's only one) post here? WE'RE YEARS BEHIND YOU NIGGERS WE GET IT NOW GO AWAY
>>556618836Biwa wife
>>556618940Because they get (You)'s
This one is a 3-parter
>>556618815absolute american cultural victory. soon keibaslaves will be traveling to america to watch the kentucky derby.
>>556618709We know you hate them because they're bigger than you
>>556619047it's like 10:30 am bwo...
>>556618873blo.... how did you end up with that statline...
>>556618883Correct
postan JP uma in this global thread
>>556617691Burnout is real, be careful umadacchis
>>556619029>gravuream i just brain poisoned by decades of 4chan access or is gravure specifically an ecchi/softcore porn thing?
>>556618873canon urara toreina
>>556619001I guess that makes sense. One of my posts got a lot of (You)s a few days ago so it's not like I don't understand the appeal, but it's contemptible behavior as a man to do that on purpose
>>556615179It's an image majority of people has been imagining in their heads when they see Bakushin but no one really could express it within their abilities. On this fateful day the image was finally materialized on this plane of existence and people celebrates
>>556619204Gravure is ecchi/softcore and no coping from umadols will change that reality.
>>556619029
>>556619318Idols are pretty much that, but if you point that out you get sued
>>556618174Yeah, but how low? Even with a low % chance you get 60 chances at it with full sparks and 5 borrows if I'm understanding this right, so even at a 1% chance each it'd be a 45.3% chance to get it and I doubt it's 1% for a 3* spark. I know affinity plays into it too but I don't know how much.
>>556611639>>556614081my paizuri slave
>>556618740Air GrooveAir MessiahAdmire Groove
>>5566188733 speed 2 wit 1 riko, with her growths you will get close to 1200 power just from bursting on power and speed.
>>556619029Falco, it's nice you're trying to be the change you want to see, but gravure shoots are lewd, even if sfw, there's no getting around that. Their purpose is to give men erections and make them impulsebuy merch.
>>556618740Symboli RudolfThe EmperorLuna-tan
>>556619383>>556619029last one>>556619204What is gravure in Japan?Gravure idols (グラビアアイドル, gurabia aidoru), who are glamour models in Japan that are generally more provocative than regular idols, though not to the point of posing nude.
>>556619204Isn't gravure just playboy tier stuff? Not even Penthouse, but a lot more tame.
>>556618390When I started the game, I had my eyes on some umas I liked, and didn't really even know about Falco, but she spooked my and ever since she has grown to be one of my favorites.Truly a miracle of the universe.
I WANNA MASTURBATE BUT I CANT FOCUS WITHOUT GETTING THAT SPRINT A ON MY MUTATION HONSE
>>556619495None of the odds are published. Any % that anon tells you is an unsubstantiated guess. Anyone who really thinks it's a constant % chance has got to be the dumbest nigger alive.
>>556618740Dick ButtusNaruto Gas Passer
Why does Uma Musume acts like Umas are so fast they break sound barriers and some shit, but when it comes to the actual times, they are basically just regular horses.
>>556619383>pure girl who's a bit of a slut for (You)oh my god
>>556618740Gold ShipGolShi564
>>556617994>Which Uma do you like the most?Brian>Which Uma do you like the most as a (wo)man?Brian>Which Uma would you like the most if you were a boy?I doubt my preferences would change very much if I were born with cock and balls since I'd still be a massive FAGGOT so the answer is still Brian
>>556619527Falco is an expert at that! That's what an Umadol does after all!I hear that if you pay enough money you can even get private sessions with her. What a hard worker!
There are cards that release inbetween must rolls that are typically borrow-only whalebait, Janpoke is arguably one of them. For example, in the stretch between Tachyon and El, the ones marked green are the human rights must-rolls, yellow ones are high priority picks for the gold skill, while the red ones are whalebait for specific niches.
>>556619752But enough about Curren Chan.
>>556619726It's exaggerated but a human shaped thing running at like 60km/h is absurd.
>>556619752Private time with my Umadol...
if i see one more lewd ningen in this thread then i'm going to have a melty.
>>556619752>for (You)For photographers and magazines*
>>556616669Ardan paizuriCreek nursing handjob
>>556611571I can envisage the sensation of that tongue, so good it almost stings.
>>556619702I love her so much, I had her on my alt account, had to delete it because 2 accounts is too much, then got spooked by Curren Chan on main.I miss Falco, WHEN CAN I GET HER
>>556619964eat shit and die
I'm going insaneI've broken my ura scenario record three times this morning training taiki parents, this was my highest scoring taiki ever, what the fuck am I doing wrong in aoharu?
Fuku can't run her own speed card!!!!!! I've made a huge mistake!!!!!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>556619890>average speed of over 37.5 km/h (23.35 mph) and a peak speed of nearly 44 km/h (27.33 mph).Amusing to think that Uma EASILY go at least 20km/h faster than Usain Bolt did that one time.
Back to one-offsSeriously though if ANYONE has the comic I was looking for you'd be a hero, it's older christmas cake falco on the phone with eishin flash
>>556620073LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
>>556619806Time to put the phone down, you naughty fille
>>556619708these things seem uncorrelated
>>556619172PIM POM PAM POMPIM POM PAM POM
>>556620086And the main thing is that humans can sustain that for seconds at best.
>>556620073its sad because the event chain is really cute and relevant for fuku... i want to train her and have her experience finding her older sister's yukata...
>>556616805>check the last two threads>barely any creek pictures posted at allI think you may be the schizo here
FUCK THIS CARDIS TURBO SPRINT REALLY WORTH IT? I WANNA USE BIKO PEGASUS SHES SO MUCH BETTER
>>556620072>anon takes lots of wit cards and runs lots of races which results in a lot of SP>fills up on gold skills that inflate rating>"guys, what's happening!? why can't i replicate this in the scenario where you typically can't race and where i don't run lots of wit cards!?"ngmi
>>556619873for >>556617601Also the lower half.
>>556620295just pick gap closer bwo whats the issue
>>556620073>aiiiieee smaru isn't meta because she can't use her own card>vbourbon is meta>just ignore the part where she can't use her own cards
5 TURNS IN A FUCKING ROW NONE OF MY 4 WIT CARDS WERE ON WIT
>>556620295you need turbo sprint and straightaway acceleration in case on procs to early :3
>>556620295Gap Closer can proc at 5th. It's good as an excess SP to spend
>>556620295Just take the useless skill bro.
>>556620295SLUTkura Bakushin WhoreorBitchy PegaslutThe question of the century
>>556620042?Why?
>>556620073saving this template for kitasan BLACKED release.
>>556620097this one, maybe?
>>556620296NOOOOOOOOOO STOP MAKING SENSE STOP EXPLAINING THINGS I NEED THE WORLD TO REMAIN MYSTERIOUS AND FULL OF WONDER NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>556620086>>556619890ingame they reach 25m/s, that's 90km/h (56mph)
>>556619204It's the equivalent of "pin-up"
>>556620073
>>556619520thanks, is that SR Vodka speed card good or not? might be interesting given the skills
>>556620416bobo has built in groundwork, that's her real value
>>556620473YES!!! THANK YOU! I'M SO HAPPY!
>>556620434>It's good as an excess SP to spendI have literally never, not once, had an ace run with excess SP.
>>556619964your all uma banner bwo?
>>556614091mambros... you're supposed to beat us... not the other way around...
I love this carnival event. My TT Suzuka is mopping the floor with those scrubs even on awful mood and still gets 1300 points. Much prefer this to the other events that grief your runs. Just hope there is no need for them jelly things down the line
>>556620156my bro is so cuuute>>556620245All things considered, the human body and mental resilience are fascinating, that "we" are able to pull feats like this period is something else."Jack of all trades, master of none" and all that.>>556620540>Uma are faster than honsesGonna call bullshit, but considering it's Japan and everyone probably plays things very loosely, who the hell knows.
opera bird: canon
>>556619964aelred...
>>556620585sauce is https://mangadex.org/chapter/f82c6a0d-9f72-47ea-b0d1-436d4554cd57it's an eishin flash comic, falco just makes an appearance in it
>>556620659OOOH CLUB FIGHT /uma/ CLUBS CM TOURNEY WHEN
>>556620441fuck off
Bakushins armpit has done untold damage to the umamusume community.
>>556620473>christmas cake falcookay yeah that's a neuron activation
yoooo look at this duuuuudeee
>>556620659no no NO NO N NONO NOAELRED THE BETRAYER STOLE OUR CROWN AND DELIVERED IT TO THEMMAMBO CENTURY OF HUMILIATION BEGINS NOW
Falco is lucky you can't delete umas
>>556620659I do nyot care about A+ anymore sorry
Curren is lucky you can't delete umas
>>556620908Awww, she's smiling.
>>556620727based, I used my Big Nigger Suzie and never lost a single race, she raped everything>jellieskeep doing the free races and you'll recoup about 80-90% of those jellies by the end.
>>556620908most flattering image of staten island diner i've ever seen.
>>556620832I like flash too, so that's awesome, I'm gonna read it after my career
>>556620836ive been saying this for months... what /uma/ needs is a interclub warfare, perhaps even against /v/ma...
Does the assuring acupuncturist event have higher chances of succeeding?It's not documented anywhere on game torah and I just think I may have luckshitted the first chakra
I'm lucky you can't delete trainers
For Frontrunner this upcoming CM, should I aim for Victoria La Plancha + Angeling and Scheming for my Ace? So El + Seiun parents?
>>556620908bzsed
>>556620804who? sloptuber?
>>556620939did mambodanchou really die on a hill just for that guy to club hop?
>>556621107you mean the different choices? yes, they all have different odds.charming is 80%, winning is 40%. i forget the energy one.
>>556621217Club hopping would have been much better than what he did.
>>556621217Mambodanchou hates what Mambo have become
>>556621210Cafe my beloved...
>>556620832Gott damn, do bakeries ever get a day off?
>>556620939I'm in Umadash not autisuma, you retarded niggers
>>556621217yes. Mambo was literally, unironically, unexaggeratingly, truthfully, and finally cucked. Aelred stole our fans, murdered our dancho, and gave them to another /uma/ club. It is Mambover.
>>556621365Yeah, Sunday.
>>556621217some "files" got released... so he had to go on an extended "vacation"....
>>556617795Bakushin O, you are my oshi pick
>>556620073Think about how it feels to have Amazon as your favorite, where you can't use one of the best power cards and you have to bend over backwards just to get spurt...
>>556617132this nigga is playing a different game than the rest of us, leave our poor Bakushins and Halos in peace
Wow you guys were DESPERATE to talk about mambo again lol
>Oh nice someone replied to my post with an image! >Let me just unspoil their image...>Oguri.pngI hate you niggers so much its unreal
they're friendsstop fighting
>>556621436The thing is his main's quota is 40M monthly. Imagine if his main was on Mambo...
>>556621427foul traitor, your absence granted autis/uma/ the crown as the thread of /uma/...
>>556621446MARVELOUS!
>>556621365I will make sure flash's bakery will be running nonstop from our wedding day until menopause
>>556620659>29/30Join us!
>>556621460>the texture on the pantyhose pulled tight over her assit's the little things that make art like this...
>>556621283Mambodanchou just wanted a comfy B-ranked club, so he doesn't really care about doing dailies. Also I heard his mom was in the hospital but maybe that's a lie. He might hand off ownership to one of the Four Kings, I would if I were he, just start a new club, 6M/month quota
>>556621487Bwo you were supposed to have farmed spurt parents, like, half a year ago.
>>556621529They should kiss or I won't believe it
Lucked into a Groundwork set, but awful rainbows. Might just lock it in to avoid more frustrations. Mutation is hell. Not looking forward to building Front Pasa for Aquarius again.
>>556621204Talking about sprint? Angling doesn't work at all, plancha is the only option. It's why fronts are pretty damn bad here.
sloptubers WILL try to tell you that tachyon is a MLB or brick stat stick
>>556621460>>556621587Note the rest of her leg as well, lots of little texture detail
>early charming>good stats>dirt S and Mile S>the absolute worst set of skills ever, learnt awful hints, two SSRs didn't finish their event linesI'm beginning to understand flatliners
>>556621270Yeah I'm aware but running sasami apparently has an alternate stabber event with the same choices. Just not sure if the odds are different from the original stabber event
I'm jealous of the more social clubs but I'm too loyal to my day 1 club that never talks except to shoe trade to ever leave
>>556621529christ, when you put them side-by-side it becomes very clear that shart pigeon is hideous in comparison.
Man are my chances REALLY that bad?We're both E rank...
Kawa...
>>556621583AELRED JOIN AUTIS/uma/ NEXT
>>556621365Fuck... I should run my Flash I got her a while ago but she makes me diamonds
>>556621654witgod is that you
>>556621595Still doesn't explain why he bent over backwards to not enforce the rules against someone for whom mambo was literally a side bitch
>>556621559you're being dramatic, I don't think I ever did more than 1M/day in Mambo, vs 4M/day three three or four times when I was trying to get 40M last month in my real club
>>556621427Psyop successful. Betrayer's location confirmed. Scissor Team Six, operation "Hole in the Hat" is green.
>>556621583wait i thought we got our 30th yesterdayshit guess not, yeah join us in autis/uma/post your id here or apply ingame with /uma/ in your bio
>>556621602I like Amazon. It'd be mountanous effort to create spurt parents for her because her whole deal is that she can run all distances and even dirt.
>VF discord is growing>/uma/ is dying
>>556617795Yeeeeah, about that... you're being outperformed by my Silence Suzuka pretty consistently... and my pace El is looking pretty good already.
>>556621657oh damn, had no idea
>>556621724>>556621529Well, /uma/?
>>556621837Turns out the one you invited yesterday was a famous flatliner so it probably wasn't even him but someone impersonating him
>>556621906>>VF discord is growingand how would you know this?
>>556621906Retards reproduce
>>556621956kind baby
>>556621724Falco is kinda brown (maybe from dirt racing?) so that makes her uglier by default.
>>556621724dont say that...
>>556621956stop posting slop
>>556622037i wouldn't be alone if this was true...
>>556621964>aelred leaves>some random anon uses his namesake to steal a spot in another club>mambo immediately receives an application from some anonymous /uma/ fan with a gorillion fans that has zero history of flatliningmaybe things were ok after all
>>556617795>>556617904>>556621472>bakushin is your oshiLMAO
>>556620727I only just noticed you get 5 free jellies from the carnival dailies. Using those + natural regen ought to be enough to get all the rewards.
>>556621791>not enforce the rulesPrior to November, the rule in Mambo was "3d absent toreinas get bonked, iirc." That doesn't mean fan runs, it means logins, and if it didn't mean that, it wasn't clarified. Everyone complied with the new rule (1 career every 3 days) afterwards, flatlining niggers included, and the rules were enforced, with some exceptions like El. Hell, danchou b& a flatliner three days before gibs. tl;dr you are gay and retarded
>>556621956The cutest umadol in the world who I really want on my account
>>556621956curren :>
>>556621993you can see the member count when you click the link
>>556622250seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>556622262>when you click the linkand why would you do that?
Did my game just have a stroke? How did Pasa ult from 5th? Where's the finish?
>>556622205Why the fuck are you even bothering to lie about a club you evidently aren't a member of
>>556622250eww stinky, no
>>556621956Is there a single straight man in the world who would ever pick smart falco over the devilishly curren-chan?
>>556621956>botheasiest decision OF MY FUCKING LIFE
>>556622341to see the member count and make a post saying that it greware you really this fucking dumb?
>>556622250
>>556622250Borrow my shower? Where are you going to take it??
Eh, umbrella schmumbrella. Don't need it!Heh...
I can't believe I share a thread with people who have used discord beforewhat next, you're gonna tell me you have a Faceberg account? you people sicken me
>>556621956Curren is cute
>>556622440yes, i am
>>556622346>Gold ignited pwrHOW THE FUCK
>>556622469On one side, super based toreina, thinking of everything needed. On another, super based CB for not wanting to rip apart his clothing just to be able to wear the stuff he gives her.
>>556622541how else I'm going to see spic memes
#KawaiiFalcoChan
>>556621726Some of the bad grades are predicted draws. 2-1-2 victory is really common on the first set of races.
>>556622183>Immediately jumps the gun from a seemingly innocent commentBakushin is so retarded in an endearing way
>>556622350where did I lie?>rule prior to November was 3d absent toreinas are kicked>the dramacausing flatlining nigger complied with the new rule of 1 career every 3 days>danchou kicked a flatliner just before gibstry to be move convincing, faggot. You are right about something, though: I'm not in Mambobut I WAS
>>556622469
>>556622602fuji has +20% on power so it's not super difficult
>>556622175You're autistic if that's the case
>>556622250this situation has never occurred in all of human history, btw.
>>556622541>Facebergantisemiticbwo nobody except actual boomers and people trying to sell their used furniture have logged into Facebook for like a decade now...
>>556622541Half the /uma/ clubs have discord servers
>>556622671>tail around leg/feetyes
>>556622469>>556622671>cut up pajama pants just to accommodate her>she doesn't even wear themwtf cb??? why is she so ungrateful...
>>556622671MOVING TOO FAST TIME OUT TIME OUT
>>556622183>the projectionGODDAMNIT Bakushin, stop with your thirst already, we need to win you a 3600m race, and THEN we can start a family together.
SAY NO MORE
>>556622183>He got rejectedSorry man.When I told her to rest up before emerging from her cocoon, she wrapped us both in a blanket and asked me to make her a woman.
>>556622671
>>556622541I have a confession - I used to have a faceberg account to look at boobs. I'm ashamedIt's been 8 years since I last logged in though
>>556622706Honestly the main difficulty is getting enough spirit bursts, unity training is such an RNG hell that getting enough bursts by the skill event date is highly unlikely.
>>556622346Looks like Pasa animation ate the finishline sequence, I'm not sure about the ult timing though
>"What's wrong little boy? Never had you cock sucked by a umamusume before?"This was the keystone moment of my life which resulted in me becoming a trainer.
>>556622541you can tell mambo doesnt use discord because they spend so much time talking to each other in here tbqh
>>556622671women 100% know what they're doing when this happens, right? I'm not crazy, right? holy shit
>>556622835Is it just me or did she start showing up a lot more ever since her suppoca released? I got her twice yesterday after only seeing her once every 2 months.
>>556622868
>>556622989>he doesn't know
Bros. Late Surge Maruzensky kinda sucks. Is anyone actually having success with her?
>>556622991Yea she pops in like every third of fourth run for meAlso it seems Riko can start dating you whenever now
>>556622989yes. anytime a girl does some casual shit that makes your heart race it's deliberate. they know what they're doing.
>>556621956Curren
>>556622914how many bursts do you need for the gold skill to show up in Senior November?
Shes so majestic and pure and ladylike
>>55662314510 for level 1 gold hint.
>>556622658Are you the flatliner?
>>556623105>late surgers suck>mutate a horse who isn't one into a late surgeranon...
>>556622989No anon, women sometimes just drape themselves over you entirely by accident. Not everything has intent behind it. Take your meds. You're imagining things.
>>556623145>>556622914>they think its related to spirit bursts
>>556623079
>>556622989>when this happens>whenGET OUT
>>556623105on what sprint? I've seen people try but no winners.
>>556623145Hate when the gold skill shows up cuz it means I won't be able to afford ignited.
>>55662314510. do... do you not recall the event we had two weeks ago that spoonfed you all this?
>Error code 102>Error code 205Could I please be allowed to play the game
>>556622346>he thinks placements are locked in after they disappear from the screen
>>556623305The question was about gold skills, you need 10 bursts to get gold hint to begin with. Which skill is chosen is a whole different can of worms.
>>556623087I'm an incel khv, of course I don't know! FUCK YOU
>>556623404hmmmmmmmmmmm.................................................................................................................... nyo
>>556623305>anon reveals himself to be retardedUnity Cup Special SkillsAwarded in the Senior Class, late November. The skill type (stat) is your highest team stat rank.The hint strength is based on the number of spirit explosions done during the career:4 to 9 give normal rarity hint level 17 to 9 give normal rarity hint level 310 to 12 give gold rarity hint level 113 or more give gold rarity hint level 3
>>556623404Those are the anticheat error codes...
>>556623310
>>556623429>unironically calling yourself a incel
>>556623327The what?
>>556619139Never too late to start drinkingA handle is maybe a little much, but I'm warming up with maybe a third or so
ENOUGH WITH THE COCK AND BALL PROPAGNDA
>She doesn't hate meYatta!
>>556622346She moved between 4th and 5th several times before the numbers went away. She probably passed one of the inside umas, it's just hard to tell because of the camera angle.
>>556623327I do not, I vaguely remember the event, and I'm pretty sure I maxed it out qua rewards, but I didn't remember than 10 bursts = gold skill by end of Senior Year. arigatou
>>556623419nigga she's clearly nowhere near second when the ult starts
>>556623313bwo... you physically train so that you can mentally consider yourself worthy of your oshis, right? your autism inspires you to incidentally acquire a chiseled masculine physique that makes nerdy women go KYAAAAA right? your intense passion for your hobbies and disinterest in girls gives you a mysterious and alluring aura, right???
>>556623404Anon that happens before a ban
>>556621529FRIENDSNOT FOES
>>556615294>teio is almost 5 star because she shows up constantlyplease no
>>556621956curren chan (sex)
>>556623551its simple hehehehe...... we RAPE the torena
>>556623429next you're going to tell me that you don't realize what a girl means when she touches your arm when she's talking to you or laughing at one of your stupid jokes.
>>556622376yea, me
>>556623495
>>556623580bro your geometry lessons?
>>556623532quality stuff, minus the audio quality
>>556622250>slide the elastic cordI don't understand...
just made my SR Limit Break Crystal, what should I use it on?
women are pure evil beings
>>556623660honestly.....I'd probably assume she was making fun of me
>>556622469that's so sexy
>>556622748this has happened at least one time btw
>>556615294>Only dupe so far is a Formula R MaruzenskyHag lovers stay winning.
By the way, it's a lot more fun to play uma musume while drinking and with a credit card in handI think the thread should know that
>>556623768trve
>>556623728Save it until you need a certain card for career and in general I'd only use it for the last rank.
>>556623728Power Ryan. She is meta in MANT.
>>556615294Please no... I'm so tired of seeing her behind the gates I don't want her to spook my wedding too...
I hate incelsI hate womenI'm what you might call a volcel
>>556623691
>>556623796sex with cute dictas>>556623691>someone will loudly scream seeing this image and go wojak face
I fell for the Eishin Flash, Fine Motion, Satono Diamond, Mejiro Ardan, and Daiichi Ruby propaganda..
>>556623447Pretty please>>556623468>>556623586My umas are trained organically and by a real human bean that loves them very much (me, the Torena). I fear no ban.
>>556623728Hold it for now. None of those would be meaningfully improved by adding 1LB, so after the NTR free rolls, make your decisiontl;dr HOOOOLDDDDDDD
>>556623724it means just gonna sag the pants on her butt under her tail so it pokes out from above it, meaning her asshole is right there
>>556623691>tee hee blehgrown ass woman btw
>>556623703Umas in the outer lanes are further ahead than they appear
>>556623852>power ryananon pls, at least make your bait sound believable
>>556623703okay i see it on your picture, but when the ult pops i don't think she's second? or if she were second at some point she can pop it later, is that how it works?
>>556623890
>>556624005I would do this
>>556624035its cutewoman are cutewoman are allowed to do cute thingsincel
>>556623583That’s not how things work in the real world. There is nothing of value in the 3rd dimension.
Does final push / unrestrained work in the sprint CM?I saw a suzuka with it but idk if the guy was a retard
>>556624074You under-estimate the power of Mejiro Ryan.
Bourbon's career really makes me hate Rice shower
>>556624180it's possible for it to have an effect but its very much a gamble
>>556624005Sorry to derail the horny posting, but can anyone explain how Etsuko works? Like if I raise her friendship is she more likely to appear and bail me out after a bad race?
>>556623570Cute tsundere
time to do fan run + 2 golshis only now. oven potatoes take like 1 hour!
>>556624205HAG SEX
I don't know who you are, CBfag, but I appreciate your service. Itadakimasu
>>556624232everything is a gamble, what's the chance for the gamble, though
>>556622961never cook again
>>556624205I think her husband is cheating on her with Taiki.
>>556624180It triggers in a random point in final corner. So it can work in theory if it activates at the very end of the corner but the odds are tiny.
>>556624205She still do it
>>556622961this one is hot
ever since learning about horse pussy sensitivity I can't help but wonder if umas inherited that too
>>556624370wouldn't a boob window be awful for aerodynamics?
I'm trying to figure out Pisses by myself but I'm retardedSo far I take it that>dober's uq is useless>maru's could work on late surgers?>it's mile so you don't want a lot of stam>plancha, a&s, pump and sfv are the best uq accelsAm I on the right track? No pun intended
>>556624414DID it, you ESL FREAK
>>556624205Putting 5 more kids in wife nature
stupid bakushin and her stupid fucking forehead god everytime i see her smiling cutely i want to kiss it
>woman propaganda
>>556624308really lowbecause you have to trigger it right at the end of final corner for it to carryover to late-race
>>556622961Imagine being the little brother of an uma and being molested by her friends
>>556624494me but with Kawakami Princess
>>556624462that's not pisces
>>556624232>>556624308>>gas station dialogue in "no country for old men":
>>556624308>>55662418010% chance of it triggering within the last 50m, which is the best casethe rest its wastedmeanwhile, Turbo Sprint has 6% chance of triggering within the first 50m of late-race, but even if it triggers late it's still helpful, which is why it's the recommended
>>556624171stereo music is better than mono...
>>556624237etsuko omorashi is useless and only exists to piss away your time and piss you off
>>556624436Maruzensky dominated the entire JP meta for a year wearing platform sandals and you're worried about the boob window?
>>556624237no it's random whether you get an interview or not
>>556624560acktually, this is just the usual CB Propaganda
happy birthday biko pegasusthank you for blessing all my sprinter runs for the upcoming CM with Plan X
>>556624106you may be retarded
>>556624462It's another really awkward CM. Maru's only works as a gamble on late. Inherited SFV runs out before late race (or gamble with late). Angling is good. Pump is abysmal gamble, you have to be 6th during that 1-2 second segment when late race starts.
>>556622989Women are pretty retarded. You can't expect them to pick up on anything.
I've gotten this daily for like a month, the thing is I do NOT have a good parent, it's an oguri with 3 star power which is cool, but it was back from like month 1 of the game and she won like 10 races and has like 5 whitesI think some 10 year old kid attached to my account and doesn't know any better or something, ganbare little guy...
>>556624761today Spico Pegasus is allowed to finally sit on the white council, and we will begin to enact her Minority Extermination Plan X as she's always dreamed
FUCK IT WE'RE GOING STAMINA NOW CANT RISK THAT TENNO SHO
>>556624639You say that, but when your uma finishes 6th and picks up a purple you wish she had shown up. I just want to know the specifics because I can't find them on Gametora or the Gaslight Doc, but it feels like they should be available somewhere.
>>556624862you should be able to check in the umas inspiration tab who they exactly inspired to see if its one guy or not
Is there even any point in making dirt aces now if they are dropping MANT in the middle of the CM
>>556624610Turbo sprint can also trigger on the first straight but it's usually a groundwork at that point so it's not complete waste.
How much are 200 rolls again, 30k or 40k?
Hello and good night friends!! I have to go to someone’s birthday party!
>>556623885that was not YOUR choice haha
>>556624694plenty of people adapt to running in all kinds of footwear and no footwear at all which introduces all the little intricacies of our individual anatomy. but air resistance is air resistance. boob windows are the sign of an uma that doesn't care about winning and that's disgusting.
>>556624960roughly 30kdon't pull on the all-uma banner unless you follow the directives itt
>>556624862Lucky bastard. My star uma isn't a good parent, but at least she's 9*, and I almost never get borrows.
>>556624969tanukiposters are weird and creepy
>>556625091>roughlyit's exactly 30k
>>556624969>>556625091I PISS ON THE DIRECTIVES! THEY WERE WRITTEN MY FREAKS AND OUTSIDERS THAT DON'T CARE FOR THE TRADITIONS AND OLD!
>9 fansCan't she just do a meet & greet or something
>>556624862just check your sex log bwo
>>556624237As far as I know, raising her friendship only affects the bonuses she gives out at the end of the run.I think it's +5 skill points at green friendship, +10 skill points and +3 all stats at orange friendship and +20 skill points and +5 all stats at max.
>>556625117The real trick to getting uma borrows is to have a desirable SSR card. That gets people following you that then borrow your uma too.
>>556624237I've never tried to correlate her gauge to her covering your race. She regularly ends the run not even filled to the first bar so I doubt there is any connection there.
>>556625141dont say that...
>>556625150utilize a single discounted daily pull and it's cheaper than 30k. checkmate, retard.
>>556625201Nope. Her racing career means that little to her. Like and subscribe.
>>556625141Weird thing to avatarfag over I think
mare pussy
>>556625294my knees bentyou have won
>>556625181Holy word salad batman...
>>556625324sxo suzuka
>Bloomers with tightsDeadly combo
>>556625181BASEDIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4kpdfH8Qjk
>>556625324When Trainer stops using tight pants
>>556625294
>>556625324ghostly anal sex with grass wonder
>>556623691>the mr c.b. propaganda is working on me>means i want the uma and thus don't really want the card since i can't use it in her careers
>>556625448Jewel Sphene's thighs...
>>556625492If only women were real...
>tranny mask[-]
>>556625492Not fat enough
>>556625294>>556625352Or just do this and you too can have an uma for 50 carats.
So I posted >>556604883 last thread.I then immediately got another incredible junior year, then I got 3rd in the Nov G2 and ended up with >>556625201, everything stalled, and then I lost the first Unity Cup race against the second team.I literally just spent two minutes stomping the ground imagining I was caving in Curren's face.
>>556625226>>556624943???I just checked and... she ISN'T being borrowed a lot? The majority of borrows is myself (lol) but I only do dailiesWhat the fuck?
>>556623939I fell for the Flash propaganda hook line and sinker she's my 2nd favorite umaidk about the others
>>556625583But, are you gonna use her? Ever?
>>556625607This happened to me if it will help you ease the pain >>556586638 >>556587372
>>556625492>that shoe sizeI know what you are.
>>556625561her ears are hurting bro she can't hear
>>556625583>you now remember that one retard that has spent 3000 daily pulls and hasn't gotten anything
>>556625448>meaty thighs>chubby cheeksfinally, the representation that /uma/ needs.
>>556625492Wtf I have the exact same keyboard
>>556625729penance for her misdeeds
>>556625492The amount of biological women that do kig cosplay are astronomically low so this is certainly a man
>>556625718Don't run mutants, their careers are rage inducing
AAAAAAAAAAH NAKED UMAMUSMESSSSSSSSSS
why is this making me laugh so hard
...this isn't my second copy of uma stabber, who the fuck is this
Please jerk off BEFORE posting.
>>556625849holy sexo!
>>556625886
>>556625894i will continue to jerk off WHILE posting, especially if i keep seeing sexy umas in buruma and tights
>>556625894already did it twice today, but thank you for reminding me to do it again
>>556625702She's a fine sprinter and I've also made one for TT.
Tamamo costs a measly 100 yen
>>556625894yada yada
>>556625607That's why I stopped taking pre-debut charming. The game only allows you so many good things to happen, and if they occur too early it has to balance it out with AiDs.
charming is overrated
>>556626102bourbon is autistic. do NOT sexualize her.
>>556625492sexSEEEEEEEX
Alright anons, vote on how the game fucks me over this run.https://poal.me/xlnurn
>>556626161
>>556626161I wish
>>556626161I would pullIs she releasing next week
I'm all safe at this point to finish without using juice, right?
>no one has started a "twitch plays uma musume" yeti just made one of you rich btw.
Did chronogenesis die
>>556626332depends by how many points you do per race
>>556626332yeah honestly, just do 5 runs of it at the start of the day and that'd get you about 7500/day
>>556626364more like "twitch gambles on the outcome of each race" or maybe both ideas are good idk
>>556626161>Clear style/track/distance aptitudes>Potential levels in line with aptitudesDoesn't seem that confusing to me
>>556626364uma's popularity phase is over retard, no one's getting rich off that, all the white folks leftshould have done it back when northernlion was playing, all that's left are a couple brownoids worshipping victoria frontier
>>556626364Nah I want a fit ewhore to cosplay as the uma and do similar exercises when chat plays the game
>skills never go off on the pasa race>get blocked and dieumazing
>>556626406chrono fucked to deathher keiba autism was exceeded
>>556626406Been unavailable since earlier
>>556625643it takes a while to updateeven my Digitan record is still Feb 06
>>556626254Okay we got a successful acupuncture, we're basically guaranteed earth-shattering bad luck now
>>556626364>twitch plays uma musume>chat orders the game to purchase carrats
>>556626572>Junior Year Pre-Debut acupuncturistI hope you're ready to salts
>>556626161Why hasn't Cygamesu capitalised on NPC umas?
>>556626184If she didn't want me to look she should stop flashing her panties every race
>>556626572Yeah, my run bricked too after she showed up pre-debut
>>556626184>bourbon is autistic. do NOT sexualize her.bro she literally calls you master
>>556626721I want to give Happy Meek the career she deserves...
>>556626741She either makes a god run or a brick runIt’s great
ONSEN SEX WITH TAMA
>>556626741Just got mood down into sleep deprived into mood down. I think you're right.Still salvageable but it's already falling apart w.
>>556626184Do autistic people not deserve love?
>>556625870
>>556626721the person who runs uma musume is more autistic than ANY uma musume fan, or any poster herethere's a reason they can spend AN ENTIRE ANIME BUDGET hyping up characters and still refusing to put them in the game - autism
>>556626884Just as I posted this, I did a recreation into a THIRD mood down in a row.I've closed the window because I'm so fucking done with this shit. I'm flying to Japan and doing a Shinji Aoba at the Cygames offices.
>>556626841nonstop onsen sex with Tama
>>556626841
>>556626406Sorry we had too much sex last night
>>556626161is this real????
>>556626364umamusume but I can only click wit??? [GONE WRONG]
It'd 7 stars to go from D to A, correct?
>>556627179AwoogaYes
>>556627179Yes.Pungent sloppa
I have a nasty cough and my coughs are so loud/powerful that I get a little headache after every coughing fit :(
>>556627246I've had a headache almost nonstop since September...
...
my last ace is still not ready
>>556627246>skull so empty that every cough causes the tiny brain to slosh around violentlygrim
>>556626841>>5566270373 kids minimum
I miss our gaslight guides :(Not gonna lie I kinda miss the sense of community of /uma/ in general, no effort anymore
>>556627457/uma/ has entered it's twilight phase...
>>556625894I jerk off using /uma/
>>556627246
>>556627457those guides were lifted from discord. /uma/ has never made an infograph in their life.
it would be super unfortunate if i got raped by so many umamusumes that i caught umaids
>>556627457I hate that this gaslight guide can't be disproven because what's good or not is heavily based on opinion and personal experience
>>556627662Stamina training is closed due to umaids
>>556627457Do you want one for Capricorn?
fantasy or normal el for this cm?
>>556627734heck yeah!
>>556627779fantasy
>>556627779Fantasy ult doesn't work here
>>556627779No, but thanks for asking
>>556627779Normal will be easier to win with. No clue why but I've yet to see an El Condo Paizuri do well.
>>556627179
>>556627779Normal but remember to equip the costume if you have fantasy version.
>>556627662Real horses don't exist in the human world so they wouldn't contract it
>suffering debating between rolling on Matikanefukukitaru or Fine Motion, haven't rolled on cards in forever>get a decent start with free pulls on Matikane and decide to commit>400 pulls, MLB>get spooked by Fine Motion twice (2x) along the wayI didn't know it was possible to interact with this game's gacha and not want to kill yourself afterward, what a rush
Lememe with a new meme
The only /uma/ porn that provoked lust inside of me was the one where Duramente was screwing Sweepy against a door while Kitasan listened from the other side but that's only because I was imagining myself as Sweepy
>>556628023>they'll never give us this kind of fanservice everWhy live...
>>556627457OC makers are on /v/, each side of the fence has ups and downs>/v/ has OC, more live discussion of in-game events, and a more happy/upbeat atmosphere, BUT has a lot of people in /v/ telling them to get out, meidos deleting threads, and a more casual playerbase>/vg/uma/ has more skilled players, more youtuber/club discussion, and a consistently easy to find thread, BUT is extremely prone to /pol/ topics, metadiscussion, and general heavy negativity/gaslighting
>>556628058>he blew his load on a card that dies in 2 months
>>556628058sincerely,die
>>556628180Brown hands typed this
>>556628180
>>556628190
>>556628023Anon, equipping costumes only shows up for you =\
>>556628192We have around as much oc as /v/. These things are /vg/ the sticker website is /vg/
>>556628113CHEEEEEEEEEKI BREEEEEKI
>>556628058I got 2 Creeks on my way to MLB Fuku. I think John Cygames realized he can't give people only oppressively bad luck and expect them to continue spending. Game's a lot more fun now with multiple usable SSR cards.
next thread will be so much worse
>>556628023the reason why i wanted to pull this alt-costume
>>556628192none of this is true, btw.
>>556628384anon the sticker website (which was dox honeypot) was the first original thing /uma/ had made since November
I'm turning this useless fuck into basashi
>>556628190Have you seen sports fes bakushin?
>>556628593Not that there's anything wrong with that
>>556628438why are you ignoring the rabis
>>556628593Why would I pretend to be gay when I know I'm a bislut?
>>556628531He just said there was gaslighting, no need to prove him right immediately
>>556628584The DEMON of the Sprint
If only her head were larger...
>>556628584Lacks Guts bro
>>556628803DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHBY
Noob question, does Focus activate even if you don't late start? As in, can I take it as a Groundwork activation skill?
>chrono genesis is brokenBlos? What now?
>>556628803
>>556628705>say something that is incorrect>finish out post with a disclaimer saying that anyone attempting to refute what i said is a bad actor>incorrect statement is now immune to any refutationthis is an effective spell on retards, btw.
>>556628438Definitely feels that way, the last time I rolled this much was the Kitasan + Satono banner and that was absolute misery. Made me drop the game for a bit.
>>556628361My future paizuri slave
>>556628975BIOS uma API searcher/parser?
>>556628584Skillchecked by Nishino
>>556628958Yes. Focus and Concentration take off a percentage of your delay time. Late start indication means you reached 0.08s delay or more.
>>556629015>blanket statement of "every single thing said is wrong">when every single thing posted was rightAn absurd claim can be matched with another absurd claim, not like anyone is stating any examples at this point
>>556628975we must return to 2009 and manually input our parents and cards, like the japanese. all danchous must have a background in accounting.
>>556628958Start delay/reaction time is a diceroll. Focus improves this time by 10%. Late start is just a text they display if you roll badly enough.
>>556628958Yeppers. You can have a slow start, which isn't shown in the UI, but will be alleviated by focus. It is still not 100% consistent like green skills.
i hate that i gave carnival spark to one of my parents for the cm acesi hope my followers suffer from it too
I don't think I'm going to use this Ardan card again [i failed that training BTW)
>>556628541i never used the sticker website. what info does it take from you?
>>556629551they just used it to profile /uma/ and confirmed the general is AGGRESSIVELY southeast asian
I did all the newbie missions to get the random 3 star uma ticket, got a boomer horse with a car. as for the starting selector I don't know whether to go for Rice villain, Meijiro McDouble or cripple crown/hachimi
>>556628367that's all that mattersyou aren't watching your races from someone's other screen
I can only take one, please advise. (CM ace)
Anyone got that one image of Kitasan holding the nitro crate?
>>556629689corners always
>>556629689what do your brain tell you, anon
>>556629689Always style/distance straight/corners. Cheap and easy to proc.
>>556629689Corner double it
>>556629640Sir, this is a Finnish (north asian) general
>>556628975Please understand, she's still in shock that this Sunday's races got cancelled due to the snow...
>>556629551it uses cloudflare, which tracks website traffic statistics
>>556629768>>556629792>>556629794Sankyuu.The game decided I would get a decent Curren, I shall try and improve it.
>>556629640wasn't the majority of IPs from north america though
>sharp corners on sprint CM so power is most important>it helps you with positioningis this just pure gaslight? I have never heard of power affecting positioning or being important for sharper corners
>forgot to change from medium taiki to mile taiki to challenge el>win but get 1k less points than usualthis sucks
Happy birthday to MY FUARKING HERO
Falcobros is it worth using the nishino power card on the sprint CM?Not just for straight accel but for straight accel + squeezing in extra races, falco's career is already kinda race-heavy so I'm debating just embracing it
The three tallest umas in the game all side-by-side
>>556630294>>556630434THEY'RE ALWAYS NEXT TO EACH OTHER
>>556630287It’s wild that people rent entire rooms just to show off all their merch, makes you wonder if that costs more than a sex hotel night
>>556630287>my oshi is Biko PegasusLiterally nobody says that, who would do this?
>>556630492my wife Confusion spotted
>>556630434zzz ahh animation
>>556629640No, it's actually the opposite. There are also a concerning amount of Germans too for some reason
>>556630492Biko is so fucking tiny in comparison it cracks me up everytime
guys I just got the kimono urara AND SHE IS SO FUCKING CUTEIs she any good in the dirt CM or does she just fold to taiki?
>>556630434sex
>>556630574Your wife is gonna be pissed. That was Bravados
>>556630671she's #decent, you can make her even better with runaway suzuka
>>556630492coincidentally, I love all three of them
>>556630434
>>556630696what happened here?!
>>556630559>makes you wonder if that costs more than a sex hotel nightI'm seeing tin badges and little card things that normally cost around 100-500 yen each depending on the character so if you're buying a fuckton of those to the extent of that oshi shrine its definitely going to cost more than a night at a love hotel
>>556630591Do germans like eishin flash?I'm a burger and I always liked Taiki but I don't have her :(
>tranny hours
>>556630434CYGAMES HIRE THIS MAN
>>556630828Actually, I meant whether renting the room just to take the photos was more expensive
>>556630885oomahmoosoomay?
>>556630582>hoyoverse has claimed 60 fps animation>americans now have to pretend to like sony cinematic 24 fps or else they're communist
>>556630978umamuirl
>>556630859>Do germans like eishin flash?Dunno bout the others, but I do.>>556630591>"For some reason"
>>556630967I should stop speedreading
Next thread will be better.
Can you bring a nigga and two pace chasers? Or will the nigga screw over the paces
>>556631048the jellymaxxing animation is just not my preference. 60 fps has nothing to do with it.
>>556631120Wishing for that is like wishing Tama-chan were rich
>>556630582CAN JOHN HOYOVERSE SUE JOHN CYGAMES
>>556631205Pasa unique procs in 1st or 2nd, so if you're running a Pasa pace you may be cucking it
so...is there an in-universe reason for the curren and falcon rivalry?
>>556631120
>>556631120>>556631245https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1TC1n9lhXU
>>556631120where ogurin?
>>556631284Curren-Chan is amazingly popular and cute while falco's career is her being a desperate numberfag who is obsessing over her personal popularity numbers so it's only natural that they come into conflict
>>556631303Oguri really should just eat Tamachang already.
>>556631284>Umadol loved by no onevs>Social media junkie loved by everyone
i just finished my third race in a row, going into it with 0 energy and didnt get a race fatigue event
>>556631303Why did they give Oguri a pregnancy animation?
>>556631284This one single home-screen line. (they interact in quite a few other scenes too but no one cares)
>>556630696imagine the smell of those shoes
>>556631627>>556631627>>556631627
>>556631576why are you such a FAGGOT?
>need to make a mile pasa parent with 6* dirt grandparents>she's A in both surfaces, two distances, and two stylesI am going to actually off myself
>>556630671>she just fold to taikiTaiki is good next CM? I wanted to triple front with Suzuka + S.Maru + XOguri don't tell me I have to run Taiki.
>>556624856No, that's mens. We literally won't get the hint, you have to tell us things straight to our face. We big dumb. We the biggest dumb. Are we all dumb?
>>556631303pregori cap
>>556631639why so mad?
>>556631647It's a Mile CM bro, you thought you could escape from the MIGHTIEST MILER?
>>556631652>men don't like lies and playing games>they like being straight and on pointWhy is this supposed to be a dumb and bad thing??
>>556625021Or it's a sign that they are so overwhelming confident that they can style on their opponents.
>>556631647Just run front Taiki
