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Well?
>>556720816>I will not bend nor compromise my values.Oh yeah?
so, is there any alternative to catbox or will soundposts inevitably die relatively soonish?
I'm convinced that Doto is baiting me to rape her
can i post
ace on my face
Happy sex with Ulala.
>>556721934No
MANT is fun
>>556721934did you clear cookies or doxx your email?
...what?what the fuck?...how
sometimes I think Teio can be cute
Mambo!
I want Rice Shower to rape me. I want her to innocently invite me nonchalantly into my office and lock the door and close the curtains before I can ask what's up. I want her to then fill my office with a scent that would muddle my brain and cloud my judgement, not knowing that the scent flooding my mind is of her pheromones. Then I want her to push me onto the table and begin to undress me, and when I try to stop her she strongly grips my wrists as if to stop me but not strong enough to break them. Then she will look me in the eyes with a look so crazed that I know resistance is futile yet I would instinctively know that that intense gaze comes from love. I still would resist however because of the consequences of being found out like this, but she would push onward despite my verbal and physical protests. She would force my hand unto her already wet labia to further ready her body while she covers my member in her spit as lubricant. Foregoing proper foreplay, she would guide my shaft into her nether regions as she lowers her hips unto mine, her free hand pushing on my chest, yet only pleasure would surge through our bodies because of how wet she is. The sudden stimulation brings her to a light orgasm, her tightening on me almost bringing me to my own. She would vigorously ride me as though wringing every drop out of my member while having frequent orgasms of her own. She would place her lips onto mine and entangle her tongue with mine as she interlocks our fingers while moving on me. As she feels my orgasm near she would push my member as deep into her and receive my seed directly into her womb. Her passionate lovemaking with me would last for hours, with her supplying me with water and viagra (if needed) via mouth, her intensity never waning. And when she's done with me, she would fall asleep on top of me without a care in the world, resting her body along with her trust and love on my body as if she hasn't just ravaged it.
>>556721825I like orgies
>cryslop derboid uma
>>556721934looooooooooool
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>>556722091I won arima with a 200 stam maruzen and no recovery skill.I don't know how.
>watched the bakushin armpit gif>went to sleep>got a nightmare where a demon which i could only see part of its black head as it licked/kissed my armpitthe fuck
>>556722259Are you a wizard of speed and time
>>556721934can she meister on my schaft
>>556721825Ryan LOVE>>556722113Mambo LOVE
>>556722108I hope they poured hot coffee over her head, laughed at her and kicked her out while ripping up her clothes afterwards. Teio abuse is irresistable.
Falco and Curren are friends!
>>556722171hot
>>556722335Lewd
>>556722038i waited for some daysgot the message i wasn't allowed to upload images after solving the captchathen after waiting and solving another captcha it said i can't post at all
>>556722218>>556722303That makes zero sense.
post umaporn
>>556721973>>556722171based
>>556722091>Late Start>far outside gateWhen ur brocked ur brocked
>>556722183>derboidExcuse me, but what's the full name of the franchise again?Last time I checked, it's not Uma Musume: Pretty KinenDerby winners rule this franchise.
>>556722392>capricornAnon, Open is limited to B rank or below.
>>556722178a kitasan orgy is happening at my house / my house / and kitasanis sucking my dickhhhu
>>556722335That's against school rules, making it even hotter. I heard they do it in Rudolf's office all the time.
>>556722392Post your decks immediately
I'm going to roll for Air Shakur
>>556722235Danchou this one >>556707807 >>556708827 looks like he wanted to join. He didn't post his ID yet though so you might want to ask if he really want to join and for a reservation just in case a miscommunication happens
>>556722335>threesome with both is the best solutionbased artist
>>556722402>>5567223924chans verification/ban system is INSNAELY busted and retarded, so don't think too much about it, just be happy you can post period.in case you never had this, the system sometimes throws random warnings at you for things you literally never posted, or things from MONTHS back.plenty of silly bullshit like this can and will happen.
Is your Bakushin ready for the Sprint CM?
I wanted to believe, but it's just not true, it never was HOEEH!!
hmmmmmmmmmmmumanko
there will be no HOEEHing in this thread.
>>556722681Cute Tickezoid
>>556722580Not Danchou, just an officer, but I understand. >>556708827If you give me your id, I can send an invite so that it'd be waiting for you after the cooldown expires
more like IvP4 and not IvP6 (we ran out of IPs!) it was acceptable in the 90s...it was the popular thing to do
>>556722706on my face
>>556722446Shut your face up, filthy armpitoid
>>556722728what about being angri?
>>556722602It probably means anon uses dynamic IPs and some tard got that address banned. After his router got reset, he got assigned another and it's fine now. Sometimes whole subnets are gone if someone is annoying enough.
>>556721912YesMy values include destroying Grass' hips until we can make enough runners for Arima Kinen
>>556722702HOEH is Clip_1
Hoeh.
May be I should stop making ace.Too much RNG for Bakushin and El to make perfect one.
>>556722446My mega super ultra cute adopted daughter!>>556722786Meds>>556722846I know how range bans work, that doesn't explain any of the other bullshit however.Except if there is a faggot on my provider+IP package that now and then posts cringe shit, which I somehow doubt. Possible, but I have my healthy doubts.
>>556722580I'll post it now, i didn't post because i can't enter yet, i have to wait tomorrowBut anyway here it is: 654372941830
>>556722982Decks?
posts containing the word "meds" are always ALWAYS the absolute most faggoted retarded posts
>gaslighted to believe it's hoehCouldn't be me.
>>556722982There is a Curren that snuck in there you probably want that to be checked out
Stop bullying my dear class rep!
>>556722764>>556723090
>>556722297I didn't watch but I can only think of two scenarios: Either mummy procced or the speed was stupidly high around end of classic with a high wit. I remember finishing classic summer with 700+ speed. Granted it wasn't summer but regular Maru so it might have been red shift doing the heavy lifting.
>>556723142>>gaslighted
>>556723213Wtf I wanted to post that
>>556722982Good luck deciding on which one you're sending into CM
I wish every tiktok/insta/ki**/shorts fan a warm death
Fucking the clumsy and useless away from Doto
>>556723259She's been overseas for too long, please understand.
>>556723090welcome aboard, i just invited you>>556723220also it looks like someone else invited another torena in the interim, so it might be a race at the moment
>>556723353No, someone post the NTR short with audio. We NEED more JP uma posts.
Hoeh VS Ouen Discourse Divides Uma Musume Fans#HoehGate #SmartFalcon #YamatoNadeshiko #CuteCurrenChan
>>556722815she's so cute... how long do we need to wait for her? please don't say 2 years...
>>556723415>We NEED more JP uma posts.I mean, I agree, but that isn't what I even remotely talked about... zoomer and alpha cunts still need to die and get banned off the interwebz
>>556723485I wont say it!!
>>556723401>a raceJust kick another flatliner silly
>>556723531maybe danchou will do that....
HOOOOEEEHHHH
thread needs more orange
>>5567230932 speed(Kita+ 3MLB Bakushin SSR or borrow Teio) 4 Wit or 3 Wit borrow RikoI rolled a copied of Bakushin SSR and final Ardan LB on free rolls>>556723180She is the easiest one to make. Just spam spirit bomb for skills.
>>556723213We love Baku here.
>>556723485she's a late Year5 umait's gonna be a long long wait
>>556722815what's her fucking problem?I love her
my dick on the left in her mouth (right)
>>556723598Someone should make a sound post with the actual song for this
>>556723674
>>556723401Nice thank you, i'll see if i'll be able to access tomorrow!
>>556723485dont worry anon! shes so far away shes not even on the timeline site!
>>556722550
>>556723485Sadly, it'll likely be even longer than that since she's not even old in JP yet.
>>556723598>>556723602orangecord...
you can't tell me king halo's career isn't just bad game designi get her career is about her racing in all the wrong distance races to try and get her mother to stop hating her but least they could've done is give her +10% speed bonus (especially considering she's a sprinter at core)
Reading the event story is making me want to enter Doto for CM9
>>556723528>>556723668>>556723743>>556723763...
>>556722815I want to pull her so bad
>>556722402I wish people would upload MP4 instead of mp3/ogg for soundposts so we coud just download the video with sound off catbox.
Imagine if all these posts went to the right thread it could revive it
just got "super lucky 7" on my parent run!
>>556723895
>>556723882FAGGOT THE SOURCE IS IN THE FILE NAME die with your retarded wishes
>>556722673She's by far my most consistent Uma in room matches. Her speed isn't capped but I won't try to remake her unless I manage to make a crazy good condor pasa parent.
It's one of those days huh...
>>556723882I used to do that but some anons called me names and said it's retarded to do
>>556723602You have to wait with Fuku posting until the omens are good.
Once again I forgot to load my agenda and missed 1 race for the parent run.......
just got super lucky 7" on my parent run, pogu >>556723968>FAGGOT THE SOURCE IS IN THE FILE NAMEfire in the gates, oh heeeyl!
>hur dur I wish people would do my jobgoing to sound post using super niche codecs and extensions that no social media or discord slop supports>>556723879
>>556723968Not all soundposts have the source. Either way, it's simply smarter to upload MP4s.
>>556723791All me
cocka arigatou gozaimas
>>556724126ZAMN UMADOLS LOOK LIKE THAT?
>>556724126>Falcon becomes an underground idolThis is the best branch.
Oreng...
>>556724126i thought that was a pile of shit
>>556722673my most successful umas are the ones that already had C or above in sprintmoooooooooootating was a massive waste of time
>>556724126HOE ARIGATOU
>>556724126h-hot
>>556724064It's more work to upload just the sound file, both work equally well for soundposts, and people can get the source off catbox. Some anons are fucking stupid.
>>556724137umaJP posters once again showing they are nothing but cunts
>>556723932I'm retarded and keep getting the gyarus mixed up. Is this Vivlos or Helios? Either way, S tier "point and laugh at retards"
>>556724215What about her?
>>556723832You don't actually need to win any of those races until Takatsunomiya Kinen, and you could get by on fans from 2nd/3rd/4th place unless for some reason you decided to focus on Stamina without ever training speed.>least they could've done is give her +10% speed bonusConsidering KB exists and you're more likely to have good speed cards than good power cards and she has 20% power bonus, this isn't a big issue in practice.
>>556724126I CAN SEE HER ASS HOLE AND HER PUSSY LIPS
>>556723761Brother, what are you cooking?
>>556723832You don't get it, she is loud and and prideful that's why she needs the guts growth
>>556723968Transcend Cuteness Compilation isn't a source and I get no results for it.
>>556724349helios
when anons say "bricked" as in "MLB Ramonu in November or you're bricked", do they just mean you are less likely to win plat in CM's?
>>556724473It means you won't have good stats to be competitive in any way. TT, CM, LoH, nada.
>>556724473Imagine having to play the game with 1 LB Kitasan when most everyone else has MLB
>>556724357>you're more likely to have good speed cards than good power cardsfunny you say that considering i have mlb power pasa and my kb is still 2lb
>Ayabe cheering up DotoSorry Ayabe I was wrong about you. I like you now.
>>556724610I got 4 plats without my own ksb.
>>556724513>mlb speed pasawhat? The JP thread is over *there*, retard
>>556724664were you borrowing ksb?
>>556724620she only hates opera (she got raped)
>>556724670i meant power
Fuku's umanko
>>556724610That was me for five months, what's your point?
>>556724726Sometimes, not always. But you can always borrow a card, so that's neither here nor there.
>>556724764she doesn't shave
>>556723832I've done buncha Halo careers for CM9. If I win Satsuki Sho, I'll always try to complete her secret events, it's not too bad, actually.And her career is about struggling and overcoming impossible odds. I like it thematically. She is like a more serious version of Haru Urara.
I came here because of the armpit thing, is this game any good? pros and cons...
>>556723521she's so bland it's amazing she's popularis it all just le funny maymay name?
1.9 more careers then I can go skript till gold ship calls
>>556724749nah you can cuck her in Doto career too but they're hidden/non-goal races
>>556724847It smells like incense too.
>>556724878pros>girls are cutecons>everything else
>>556724878>pros cute>consjewish
>>556724879If there is something Japan enjoys is bland food and NTR, she's both so bingo.
>>556724878if you come from other gachas like hoyoslop or BA then this game takes 10 times the amount of dedication in comparison
>>556724831nta, but if you weren't retarded like I was and blew all starting carats on umas instead of supoka, you could have a strong SR deck which from launch to Kitasan rerun could easily carry you in CM's. Kita is very strong, and MLBing her was the best decision I made in Umamusume, but it's not like she's a win condition. I doubt Ramonu will be either. F2p's tend to get borrow-locked, that's just how it goes, we're behind the curve, by necessity.
>>556724878>armpit tourismgrim
>>556724385carrot pudding?
>>556724878honestly i can't even imagine playing this without being a day 1 player
>>556724878>proscute girls, cute and wholesome stories>consNone, the game is actually nice and enjoyable, just play it at your pace
>>556725240Do your best Urara!
Digitan LOVE
>>556722802succubus
no Tamamo...Kansai-ben is not a personality
>>556722815I want Espoir to yell at me.
>>556723761You have buncha MLB Wit cards, you really should just run them (Fuku/Tachyon/Daiwa/Ardan/Marvelous etc) and borrow some speed SSR card, like Bakushin/Biko/Mayano.4 wit 2 spd for Umas with speed growth, you can go for 3 spd 3 wit if you're struggling to cap speed on 0% speed growth umas. You are way too overstamed for CM9, it's a dead stat past certain point.And full Power parents preferably. Some stam is alright if your Uma got tough long distance races in her career, but most of them are really not that good for this CM anyway.
>>556724878>proscute girls>consfans
>>556724878don't bother starting to play now, it's way too late
>>556724878>proshorse>consneed to give treats to horse
>>556724584>It means you won't have good stats to be competitive in any way. TT, CM, LoH, nada.Guess I'll pay $50 for a SEA sloptuber's coaching
>>556724878>proscute horse girls>consgacha game
Every time I try to run 2 speed 4 wit no Riko I get just about 0 spirit bombs on power so my stamina falls short for career.
>>556724878Go to the /v/ threads, they’re more newbie friendly.
https://x.com/CoolchouZhao/status/2020491471766376616lil bwo actually was shook
>>556724473Even now in JP, there has always been only one card that you needed to get mlb and that’s Kitapits. Everything else has a decent second option
>>556725176The thing with borrows is that in the future there will be many whale cards you may need for very specific builds but with the amount of cards in the pool, MLBing a card in few rolls is almost impossible.So there are a couple of banners that become human rights like KSB, if you have that card you won't rely on borrows and a rateup+pity makes getting the card a reality.Ramonu wit is one of these cards. Like, it takes 5 scenarios for Ramonu to be replaced by Rudolf, that's a long time to permaborrow a card, so it's good to roll for it when it comes out at the end of this year, like a whole ass year to farm for a card.
>Bakushin's armpits creates another uma boomYou could say its the beginning of a new era
>>556725694its yakuza bro... hes "going on a trip" oh nyoo
>>556724878you missed the bus if you want to be competitiveif you just want to be casual, train uma, and read story - career mode is challenging enoughbut it can take forever to finish on first run
WTF CYGAMES
Dacchis has one free slot open for any ojisans looking for a club.A+ club, quota is at 25 mil. Chill and friendly anons in chat.Just drop your id here for an invite or apply ingame. Have /uma/ in your profile.The one with that whore Curren is the correct one.
>>556724427That is the name of the source after translating it into EnglishI would know because I made this soundpostit's by fnsk_uma
>>556725769Good post.
>>556725694He got the call...
>>556725910Not even true. NTR is in a month. It’s designed to be a catch up banner.
>>556725967mylady I have a boner
>>556725694Seems like he had a small talk with some dudes...
>>556725694>I'm going on a trip
>>556726081SEGA really took effort in ruining this IP huh
>>556725694he's gonna suicide by 4 gunshots to the head
>>556723259>implying lighted isn't also correct because "to light" is irregularTsk tsk tsk, could not have do be my being
>>556725769
hey everyone, check out this really funny pic
>>556724878>pros Cute honse, lores are mostly tied to their irl horse counterparts, umamusume to real horseracing pipeline, and the anime are a good watch>consthe game>game is fun>no energy>rest>rewards you with sleep deprived>you have more stats to win the races>2nd, 5th, 9th>you're racing this very turn?>mood down>9% failure rate with 3 rainbows>hehe failure>18* pink inspirations with gold>have these whites>summer camp>no or 1 rainbow>finished a career after 30 minutes>600 all stats>1* stat>the pink spark you're not aiming for>1* unique>4 whites from races>CM is fun>over 60% winrate>finals gives you silver or bronze>the winner's stats and skills are far more horrible than your grinded aces>career can always fuck you up one way or another>events are horrible repetitive slops with its only saving grace is the story>events rewards you with free SSR>useless or only works for certain scenarios>new scenarios meaning new required cards to stay competitive>said card only last till the certain scenario>40m fan runs for your A+/S club>1 10roll worth monthly gibs
bottomless pit? thanks for 30 energy... oh, slow metabolism? ...make it 50
>>556725852>>556725994>>556726110>BUT, it was fun while lasted.Bro is actually DONE.
you heard of cryersnow introducingthe kidders
>>556725768That makes sense. Uma Musume got much, much better after I had my own Kita, because even with mlb sweep/kingu, capping speed was very difficult. I plan on dumping 600 pulls on Ramonu in November, pic related is my tentative pull strategy for 2026.
>>556725694bro got invited to the Satono Island
>>556726212sex without protection
>>556726225tl;dr
>>556725951thanks
>>556726212That's really funny bro!FREE SEX 0 CONSEQUENCES WOOHOOO
>>556726212havent processed this yet for if it ruins the character or not
am i retarded if i only recently found out that ura finale distance is based on which distance races you raced the most?
>>556726225if you're unfortunately enough to roll the now 2.5% chance of getting 30 energy + night owl then you should uninstall bro
>>556726225I'm not reading all that. I'm glad for you thoughor sorry that happened
>>556726397nyes
>>556726168It kinda turned into a slop franchise after Nagoshi left.
>>556726212I didn't like this...
The armpit to keibafag pipeline is real.
>>556725694BRUH
Go I want Air Groove to leglock me while she wears her outfit
>>556726362In my mind it's worse because it makes training her less funIf I wanted to be a smartass movie-critic media-literate type I'd say this justifies her character because *name of faggy closet homo psychoanalist* explained so when it came to him in a dream and she's projecting her unfulfilled maternity into the closest child-figure, which is a pathetic manchild trainer with a diaper fetish
the destructive power of that bakushin gif is something elseit's stunned everyone that sees itttttttttttttttttttllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyjj;;;.
>>556726212This image makes me feel really bad because my sister can't have kids and had 2 miscarriages and I met a joke about how everyone that comes out her vagina dies without knowing how fucked up it was. I'm sad I was like that.
>>556726579Tawake
>>556726672>>556726816
>>556726212My trainee told me she was sterile so we went raw every single day, and now I'm the father of 11
>>556726816>I met a joke about how everyone that comes out her vagina dies without knowing how fucked up it was.anon what the fuck
>>556726397it means patterns blissfully pass you by without recognition, you are not cursed to be a nooooticer.
>>556726672>>556726816now kiss
>>556725694was he actually threatened? he's not in japan, I'm not understanding why he was so shaken.I might need to learn blender or whatever he's doing to work on more armpit animations >:(
>>556726816You should be ashamed at being a bad comedian, where's the punchline broSorry to hear that, my mom had a miscarriage and I saw the fetus, it was weirdly not as disturbing as I thought
What the FUCK is the armpit thing?
>>556727020>where's the punchline bropicrel is literally doing it bwo
Is there maintenance? I can't log in
>>556726951Asians are fags who can't handle any type of attentionLook at the creator of Flappy Bird, who was earning millions of dollars for a shitty game, but then a little trolling made him pull the plug and retire from game developing
>>556727160Sweepy status?
>>556726816https://youtube.com/watch?v=2jvBywrYYYE?si=6FPCyIBtZ8-qAoRm
>>556727160anon?
>>556727121>ooo I'm gonna pretend that I don't know so that someone will post itjust ask for it outright next time don't be a faggot
why are all my skill hints "O" now
>>556726947actually i did notice the pattern when i started doing king halo runs for cm and was wondering why sometimes i got medium final (and lost because no stamina) and other times i got mile/sprint because i did some extra races
>>556727165Asians are fucking weird, man. I thought he was going to face some lawsuit over this
>>556727160you got banned
hahaha
>>556726951I actually kinda understand him. It's fun to randomly throw shit into the abyss, getting 1-2 (You)s and existing in your small niche, but it really can shook you to the core when the Abyss actually comes to life and smothers you with its weight.His phone was probably exploding from all the notifications and DMs. And that fame came from a freaky .gif to boot.
>>556726212All of the sex with none of the consequences. Unless she wants to adopt, but I don't think she would. She would probably go insane, kidnap Tamamo and keep her tied up in her basement to baby her for the rest of her life.
>>556727267when did you start playing the game?
>>556727372late july
oh shit someone asked for the kitasan nitro box image and I forgot to respond here you go
>>556727345Yeah but unless he would get in trouble for it, I just don't see the issue. Maybe I'm different because I'm a huge degenerate, yet I would be happy by this
>>556727237Fuck you I am not in the know because this thread is unironically the only place I visit for information in this game. I don't visit gacha game communities on other sites or services because of how fucking annoying the english-speaking gacha game communities are.
>>556727273If he never makes new animations with those models then it's proof he got a c&d for using official assets from cygaysIf he does, then he just shit his pants because his thin yellow skin can't accept exposure
I got super lucky 7 twice in a row :D
>>556727390god bless you, actually lost
let the big horse big
>>556727575>that witbwo....
newgen weeb should learn from their ancestors
>>556727350If that's the case can I marry Creek, have sex with her, adopt Tamamo and have sex with Tamamo?
>>556727575Nice Taurus tier Wit bwo
>>556727575hahaha what the fuck?
>>556727518Same. I watch a few youtubers (seriru/rae), use gametora/few other tools, and this shitthole.
>>556726816You have this nuclear comeback in the pocket if things ever go southhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vICX-6dMOuA&t=59
>>556727572oh come on it's not that bad is it
>>556727575>that fuckin withttps://youtube.com/watch?v=vRvHD-ljDus?si=2t9bOckrex-4DDFR
Hello friends!!
>>556727660The Touhou general is awesome because it's just a quarter hourly gooner image drop. /jp/ can't compete
I like when the algo gives me latin twitter from time to time as they compare everything to dbz and make those ms paint edits.
>>556727660>umamusume could have been as big as touhou>cygames running it means we'll never get as many great fanart, fangames, fanmusic or any fun other than what they provide because they're happy merchants that don't want you to own anything or be happySo close...So very close to a perfect sequel...
Worth it
>>556727886sexo suzuka
>>556722171Which artist did you reference in the prompt?
I like Tamamo's pokemon noises
>>556727743it's not like you did anything wrong, but you probably have 500+ careers completed, and you just NOW noticed that URA finale corresponds to the most-raced distance? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA->deep breathHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>556727518It was posted many times in those threads tho...
>>556727886>bikes>uma riding a bike>uma, who runs faster than a bike during a soft jog, riding a bike, which will break the moment they try to pedalMy autism is triggered
>>556727660Kitasan is next
>>556728040it's an umabike
>>556727870>Latin TwitterI fuckin' wish..............
Would you buy tanukarats?
>>556727950fatty
>>556727897uma got as big as it is because of the porn ban bro, without it they wouldn't be able to sponsor races all over the world without out of touch rich boomers feeling a strong rejection
>>556727660
>>556728072>nextshe always was the dedicated pit uma, probably because of this scene and she somewhat resembles Reimu
>>556727992well it didn't really affect me in any way until now, usually all my stats were good enough to just win so my brain defaulted to thinking each uma has one set ura finale
>>556728162no, im broke
>>556728152>it's an umaXXXstop this
>>556727886>new SuzukaLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOfukken saved, thanks anon. Might be the most sexo one yet
>>556725694He probably didn't want that much attention. Guy probably went to sleep after dropping the gif. Surely was expecting a decent amount of attention but not blowing up kind of attention
>>556728040if they made strong umabikes they could probably 100kph+ on flatlike in the anime when lewdolf pedals the boat
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring umaphone
>>556727897Well for Umamusume is harder not because Cygames has big nose, but because it uses external copyrighted properties.They paid for having those horses in the games, or at least made have the owner's approval in some way.
>>556727992it literally never even crossed my mind until I read this thread desuby the time you've reached that point with halo you've already won the tenno sho and it doesn't really make a differencethere are far more important things to think about in the world, e.g. armpits
>>556728179Guess the resident horsefucker is fine with thatBut at least let me make my dating sim fangame without threat of raping my finances and rectum please
>>556728307>won't ride the umacyclengmi
>>556728307they literally do exercise bike in the game though, it's not unbelieveable that they could design bikes for umas
>>556728307umagina and umanus
>>556728268SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFWOAH KITASAN'S INDECENT POST-RACE SMELL IS THE BEST
>>556728307Umad, bwo?
>>556728307Problem, Umanon?
>>556728307It's umaoid and umaslop
umad
>>556727679Dumb umas can still win if they have and hit the right skills, some poor soul will lose their finals this way
>>556728268In general her season really worked hard on her pits somehow
>>556728307uma taste.... umami...
Uma thisUma thatWhy don't Umanage to get a girlfriend and a job
>>556728307Uh oh, someone's mad that they would lose to Vodka in UmaBMX.
omg hiiiiiiiii
>9YO mare, 29 wins in 54 starts (24 G1, 3 G2, 1 G3), Descendant of Sakura Chiyono O, Agnes Digital and Mejiro RamonuThis old lady still has it>>556728354Horse names are not protected copyright in Japan, Kaneko had a whole lawsuit against Koei Tecmo when he learned that they used the names and likeness of his horses in their games. He lost that lawsuitCygames just wants to play ball with horse owners
>>556728592>>556728716>Umad bro
>>556728739it is quite genuinely the only thing they didn't completely fuck up.
>>556728307>umaXXXAnon...
>>556728797>24 GIAlmond Eye in shambles.
1 more career run and 20 more piss bottles down the drain and I can skript tomorrow I will, hm, fill up a garbage bagI love gacha
>>556729015my daughter nice nature wouldnt do this in my POV
>>556728956still mogged by winx (please ignore the fact that australia's race grading system is so decrepit that the rest of asia is having to intervene to downgrade their "G1s"
>>556728350I always liked how they implemented uma-friendly equipment and shit everywhere and how they just live together with humans without any attention being drawn to the racial differences.If this were a Western game, you would 100% have an important plot about umas being discriminated against in one way or another or tensions between ningens and umas.
Bakushin armpit thing is a psyop by Cygames to boost spending on an upcoming Chiyono banner
>>556728797>24 G1Simulator sucks, that's not realistic.Also, there are SOME protected uma names. See https://www.ifhaonline.org/resources/NP_2025.pdf
>>556728905The eye catchers were good, better than cingray's maybe
>>556728956She races in America and had a career of almost 8 yearsa bit unfair for Ai-chan don't you think?
>>556729123true, or the west would still have that chip on their shoulder, or some weird thing about it. one day they will get their act together...
>>556729123Umas aren't a race.
i can already see the group B gold
>>556729123>If this were a Western game, you would 100% have an important plot about umas being discriminated against in one way or another or tensions between ningens and umas.True, that's why western media mostly sucks, it's all about propaganda at this point
>>556729298If black people are a race then umas are a race.
>>556729298they literally do nothing but race
>>556728797>Cygames just wants to play ball with horse ownersBy not adding horses they don't own?
>>556729417based
>>556729402My mother doesn't have to fuck a horse for my sister to randomly be an Uma.
I think I’m fully burnt out
>>556729515>can't differentiate game world setting from real worldShouldn't you burgers be at work?
>>556729515they're a matrilineal race like jews
>>556729623Are you...Toast?
>>556729623see you tomorrow
>>556728797>>556729252Why is your horse so selfish?
i was really excited about this game for every CM until i learned how pace down works. now it feels like training is just pointless. kinda wild how a single mechanic literally ruins the entire game and the only thing you can do to counter it is try to fuck with the game mechanics by sacrificing a team slot.
in my FOV or, she would NOT do that
>>556729623How many careers you've done?
>>556729285
fat fuck
>>556729776how many breads have you eaten in your life?
>>556729715it sounds like you don't actually know how pace down works.
>>556729623weak
>>556729646Retard.
DANCHOOOOOOOOOUUU PLEASE MOTIVATE THE CLUB MEMBERSEVERYONE'S EITHER FLATLINING OR ACTIVITY DROPPED BY 80% COMPARED TO LAST MONTH
>>556729828Dunno, it's not something that I can check on the players profile
>>556729812EXPLAIN THE JOKE
>>556728307its literally the cutest joke in the franchise. i think tamomo is the one who has a shirt that says "umai" with a bunch of carrots around it. i laugh every time.
>>556724308>divegrass tranny is the whiny bitchadds up
>>556729715perhaps there is more to learn or datamine for you to become better at the game, and this is just the first hurdle
>>556729646the superbowl is a national holiday
>>556729649No, because the mother can have either an uma baby or a normal baby, whether the mother is an uma or not. They aren't a race.
who's this cutie
>>556725694>I'm going on a trip soon.He got ZE call...
So uma are more like albinos?
>>556729207To my knowledge, IFHA "protected names" only mean there can never be another horse with that name, not that those names are protected by copyrightAlso, Deep Impact is a IFHA protected name but Kaneko still lost the lawsuit and Koei Tecmo never had to get permission or pay to use the name in their game
>>556729903Maybe I'll think about it. Take off your clothes.
>>556730038The half-time event? Didn't know it was today, will check if there was any funny ad later on.
>>556729715Main reason why I stopped trying for CM9. No matter how much power or wit I get I'll still randomly pace down to dead last, pace down with everyone else, and if lucky able to stay 2nd~3rd and lose to the lucky pace anyway. It's fucking stupid.
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy reallyr eally really really really realy really really realy really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really love Stego
>>556726168 >>556726498>The main creative heads (with all the yakuza insides/contacts) leaves company>Franchise he created goes to shitMany such cases.>>556726672 >>556726816POWERFUL>>556727543cute boy, wish I had this specific one
>>556730148That's my wife, you sicko. Get away from her. And don't you dare post lewd pictures of her!
>>556730330Stego cute
>>556730148Daring Tact.
>>556730063>No, because the mother can have either an uma baby or a normal baby, whether the mother is an uma or notIf the mother is an uma then all her daughters will also be uma, her sons will be normal humans
Dudes getting paced down I'm getting PACE PROMOTED.
If only it was dirt... guess she might make a good grandparent next mile cm.
>>556727820Bad time, people are busy being reddit over pits.>>556729975You the type that watched "XYZ EXPLAINED!" type slop videos for the mentally retarded?
>>556730402Very cute.
>>556730451Marvelous!
>>556730530>You the type that watched "XYZ EXPLAINED!" type slop videos for the mentally retarded?Nah, I just dun get it
>>556727820>>556730530Tanukis are weird and creepy.
>>556729903last month was an exception not the usual
Thanks, umagrok. I knew it was a smart idea. I'll get right to training.
>>556729903It’s just burnout season
>>556730427So umas are mutants...
>>556730531>>556730610>said the creek poster
>>556730610Potato Creek...
I'm running 3 speed cards, then why is this the FIRST SPEED RAINBOW I HAD THE HOLE RUN thus far?100 spec prio my ass, where the fuck are you Kitasan? I'ts not just rainbows, Unity trainings and other supports too. Speed has been empty since I ran debutGO TO SPEED!!!
im gonna get a umasectomy
The other girls laugh at Taishin, not realizing her flatness allows her to more efficiently convert her body into a hypersonic missile in the final spurt.
>>556730814Nah the fastest umas are all tits cow and retarded
>>556730771There are no good cards in this game. There aren't even any halfway decent cards. There are bad cards (such as Kitasan) and there are very bad cards.
>>556730814And like hypersonic missiles, Taishin is surprisingly more brockable than hyped up to be.
>>556730330cute shota, i want him to dominate me and make me homosexual
Expel Umas that don't show up to summer camp training every day.
>Mambo 365>Autis/uma/ 371All is right with the world again.
>>556729715I kind of understand why is witgod so obsessed with pace groundwork situation now. I honestly can't even blame him if people call him gaslighting for it because I'm starting to believe it's the only possible counter for pace down.
>>556730969Stego is a cute girl.She's just really really really really flat.
>>556729120you're grandpa now
I am safe to exchange my gold shards for a crystal correct? They never go on sale?
umaflat
>>556731127Please don't tell her I'm into that she'd never do it if she knew
>>556731156Thats right.
>>556731065
let the big horse big but make her read a book sometimes?urara might be useless but tachyon is a lazy pretentious fuck who gives me the creeps
>>556729785dangerous horse
>>556731297Anything but 4 wit 2 spd power sparks is just limiting yourself for sprints. I guess 5 wit 1 spd could work.
>>556730887Suzuka is the fastest though?
Hehehe
>Katsuragi Ace 2027why...
>>556731448Is it me or it's the flat umas that end up injured the most?What's up with that?
I'm really getting sick of drive-by events that steal 10 energy
SHART FALCON FAGSYOUR RESPONSE!?
>>556731402the only power sparks I have are my golden cleat obviously trying to train a 9* speed parent that were given 1* power as a fuck you
>>556731615>Ms. Victoria Smart FalconThat 1 view was me.
>>556731615are those your videos?
>>556731095still i want him/her/them to ruin mealso i'd love to wear her shoes, those are so cool
>>556731353That's a big family
>>556731791Yes, I'm japanese making a ton of videos each day https://www.youtube.com/@Umadacchi
>>556731814When I show her my 7
>>556731615>>556731791>>556731850>samefaggingBuy an ad
>>556731297stop running p*wer cards they suck balls
>>556731016Imo Witgod puts lucky pacer WAYYY higher than it actually is. Its not a bad strat, but its not a Golshi situation where she can bullshit her way into winning just because she's Golshi.
>TURBO SPRINT AT START>GO 1ST >OH WAIT >THERE'S A SOLO FRONT>OH GOD OH FUCK I SHOULD SLOW DOWN>SLOW DOWNS ALL THE WAY TO 7THII FUCKFUCKING HATE THIS SHIT HOLY SHIT IF ITS ALREADY AS SHITTY AS THIS JUST FROM SCRIMS THEN WHAT MORE DURING ACTUAL CM MATCHES OH MY FUCKING GOD
>>556731881>being a divegrass trannybuy yourself a better team you failure of a human being
>>556730991
>>556731850subbed, ads bought
Do pet the dog girl.
Can Lates proc NSM reliably in this CM? Or is OYL + Turbo Sprint enough?
>>556731970rooms have always been way worse than rounds.
>>556731095>Stego is a cute girl>Because she's really really really really flatFtfy
>>556732071for me its pp ss nsm
>>556732059I love this dog very much
>>556731931the real reason golshi has a high hitrate is because she's not affected by pace down. it's just pace down all the way down.
runaway suzuka isn't affected by pace down btw
>samefagging stay gold spam because no one gives a fuck about her >Coming from people who can't even read her stories >Coming from people who don't even play the game Grim
>>556722113
>>556732223people will believe anything if you say pdm
>First time trying 4 wit cards instead of 4 speed>First S rankWhy did no one tell me it was a wit game. These parents shit out S sprint and S turf on one of my runs, so I just need the stars to align now..
>>556732146I would definitely say it's not BECAUSE she's flat but it is also still a charm point, yes.
>>556731850>those basuke and soccer animationsumazing can't wait to skip them in gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wNyDKg3TzI
>>556729845>>556730023i do know how it works and it's just the alpha and omega of all mechanics. it stops every strategy, it ruins every lead unless you bend the game over backwards to defeat it. pace down is literally why you don't get consistent results and there's nothing you can do to overcome it.
>>556732316I posted one Stego image because an artist I follow drew and I thought it was nice and wanted to share.
>>556731016fronts arent even uncommon this cm falco and curren are really strong, it's a meme strategy
>>556732178>peepee straight shota no stopping mating Calm down anon we're outside porn posting hours.
>>556732182especially her butthole
>>556732418It's so amusing to see all these cutscenes that were clearly made with vertical phone screen resolutions in mind, not widescreen. something about the wide angles and FOV just doesnt seem rightalso holy shit there is a lot of animations for this
>>556732438yes, based on what you're saying, it sounds like you don't actually know how pace down works.
>>556732512FIRSTRATE
Finally got the final copy of the Biko card to MLB her thanks to the racing carnival events tickets
>>556732442Go post it in the correct thread
>>556732418Teio and Luna are really cute
>>556731931>>556732461Not sure if the Els that I've seen with groundwork just lucky or not but even with fronts I keep seeing them stay properly at 2nd place because of groundwork. They don't shoot as further as golden accel at start where they'll be pushed further ahead fronts so they don't need to pace down for fronts at the start.
>>556732621why would they pay you interns to try and tell us pace down is good actually? oh wait, interns are unpaid... they do it... for free?
is current chank better with 4 mile sparks so she can run some optional races because there's barely any graded sprints
>>556731986>get caught>throw a fit to things no one even impliedBuy an ad sea nigger
>>556732681hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...............................................nyo!
stop lewding my wife
>>556732681But this is the right thread?
>>556732680
>>556732680Still waiting for my last copy to come down from the heavens...
>>556732831NTA but why? If you play the JP version and enjoy JP characters, what's so bad about them? Do they smell bad or something?
>>556732763that's funny, i don't remember saying that. it really seems like reading is a struggle for you.
>/uma/ is faster>but just because it's another baiting and being baited (You)sCan we actually just stay dead actually? I'm afraid to admit it but even SEAhours earlier were better because of how dead they were.
>>556731228Just realized I have nothing to spend it on so I might as well wait
>>556732912Jp only characters do not belong here. She's not even in an anime so you can't even cope with that.
>>556732987I don't play the JP version
>>556733054You WILL enjoy the baitingYou WILL enjoy the gaslightingYou WILL enjoy the "REE JP UMAAA A GIMME MY TEAM BACK" You WILL enjoy this very post I'm writing for you right now
https://x.com/doraya1111/status/2020336984703791586?s=20 what is that mutant hors doing?
>>556733057Technically you could wait for the TopRo free pulls to be over and then use the gold stone>>556733089Nyo, I'll post what I want her and he should too.
>>556733176oh hey its that pitslut girl from the bakushin gif
>>556732912I don't see whichever uma you're posting about in the global server
What did she mean by that
>>556732987I realized only now Jordan's nail painting comes from when horses get their hooves painted with oil or that black paint.
autis/uma/ friends, how are we so comfy in A+ this time? I'm barely fanrunning and yet we have a good margin.Were the flatfriends making it that hard, last month?
>>556733054It's superb owl day, burger normalfags will visit the thread and also there was the armpit twitter maymay. Endure it for a bit.>>556733212I don't think anyone here cares for a divegrass team, even the manager got told to fuck off to JP so this thread is divegrass FREE and I hope it stays that way, divegrass is CRINGE.
>>556729391>no red shift>no plancha>no gmahlol
>>556733273That you're the bottom, obviously.
>>556733176god shes so cute>>556733391so are these two>>556733354>I don't think anyone here cares for a divegrass teamlollmaoroflsome faggot is daily screeching about "JP UMA REE GO BACK" in here
>>556733354>he knows its superbowl dayand you have the audacity to call other people normalfags?
>>556731353>>556729785Someone has to stop her
Stay gold was the worst thing to happen to this thread
if i could become even the most loser of loser regional mob umamusumes i'd kill myself right away
>>556733354The post is talking about you. Stop shitting the thread holy shit
>>556733554>he knows its superbowl dayAn anon posted about it, I didn't know.>>556733552>JP UMA REE GO BACKThose posts have nothing to do with divegrass, I'm fair to believe more than half of this thread weren't here for your divegrass autism and that's good.
>>556733676>Those posts have nothing to do with divegrassBelieve what you like, I do the same.>Your autismI'm not the one screeching about JPuma in the Uma general
>>556733552He's the only one talking about divegrass and brought it up unprompted and kept it ongoing for some reason.
>>556733782WOAH MOMMA
Why is divegrass being mentioned?We're not even playing this season
>>556733792>Literally a singular guy daily bitching about JPuma in the "global thread">Literally a singular guy talking and actively posting divegrass clips and streamsPretending he isn't real is silly beyond fucking believe>>556733847GOOD
>>556733552>some faggot is daily screeching about "JP UMA REE GO BACK" in hereIn case you haven't notice, the one you're replying to IS the one that kept screenshing about JP UMA REE GO BACK DIVEGRASS TROON. He's been doing this whenever he's bored or knows he can keep it going. He has numbers of repetitive post about other things he can bait if one fails.
normally i dont really mind but sometimes its just disgusting how when you get a distance or track spark inherited your next 4 rests are all sleep deprived. i kept track this career and ive pressed rest 5 times and it was sleep deprived 4 of them.
>>556733354>Hey guys, how about we go on 4chan and post in some weird gay horse gacha thread before the game?
Seeking the Pearl is more related than Stay Gold in the global thread, imagine that
>>556733965Now thats a good Dream face in the last panel
Are we ever going to get something decent to sink our cleats into, like skill books are for FP, or is it just tickets once a month from here to infinity?
>>556733985I do this. This is me.
>>556733782I will seek her pearl now
>>556733920all I'm reading is that general threads are a fuck and it would be better if we could just post umas on /v/ without retards from /a/ crawling out of the woodwork to find "the thread"
>>556733985God damnit Norman, shut the fuck up and get the nachos ready!
Now that the grass has settled, what's your favorite uma propaganda?
>>556734060I think the tickets do get updated once in a while but yea
>>556734060oopige
God no wonder everyone's failing the pace down. You guys are fucking retarded for failing a simple witcheck of not replying.
>>556734159I am very fond of BROpaganda
>>556733974I usually see those posts when an anon starts spamming JP umas for no reasonGetting told to go back to your own thread 109 times has to be a coincidence must be divegrass related too for some reason
>>556734336based
why is the PC captcha so ass do I really need to be a phonefag forever
>>556734060I wish they would sell clocks in the cleat shop, I could be swimming in it as MANT arrives
>>556734386She's cuter with glasses
Alright I gave up on sprint training because I have zero sparks and none of my favorites can do it. I decided to look at cm10 and I feel like I'm having a stroke.The brown outlined parts of the track are dirt. The green is turf. Right? So if I'm reading this correctly, cm10 has both turf AND dirt portions? It's right at the beginning, so if you're a front, do you need turf aptitude to get your position effectively?
I realized that regular photocopy paper can dry out cum better than a tissue paper and doesn't smell as much as a rag so I've been using the same papers last month and it still won't break down. It saved me money from buying one time use tissues so it's really neat.
>>556733832first rate wife and first rate mother!
>>556734380It's just some faggot that will always corelate /umaJP/ with divegrass.I'm fucking watching divegrass and /vg/'s been dead since last week. There's no divegrass related to umamusume happening right now. >b-b-but /a/ have umamusumeDoesn't corelate whatever to our thread or board
We used to talk about CMs.One armpit and you all got goonerfied
>>556734380BOO!
>>556734540shes cute no matter what
>>556734405It's the opposite for me, on PC I only have to do an easy one one time but on phone I always get the "pick the one that has x four pointed stars" or "find the tetris piece" captchas and have to do them three times
>>556734542Yea, you need S Turf, S Dirt and S Mile for this one.
>>556733847
>>556734673please be oguri
>>556734380It's just one Mossad agent psyoping anons to hate both divegrass and JP
>>556734614>CMsWe all have our aces ready and getting ready for Aquarius before the release of MANT is dumb
>>556734542This only fucks over Falco btw.Maruzensky who is going to be the most popular uma for the track doesn't have any trouble.Pasa and Taiki? The same.Oguri Cap? As in peak.Urara? LOL
>>556734571Just use a PET bottle then send it to the recycling center after it fills up.
>>556734614
>>556734627MAJESTIC!
>>556733985Fuck off Jeff, go and watch your goyball on your overpriced cable lmfao.
>>556734795>black thumbnailFUCK
>>556734639While true, she is the cutest for me with her glasses
>>556734786Will we even have MANT before Aquarius?
>>556734694NOOOOOOOO
>>556734786>getting ready for Aquarius before the release of MANT is dumbI'm sure than in the 12 hours you will have after MANT drops you will be able to make parents and aces for your finals
>>556732178A shame I don't have pp, but I think I can make up for it. Is OYL + Turbo Sprint + NSM + MM too excessive or enough? I don't know if I should add more mid velocity skills
>>556734614>goonerfied>also implying this is newI smell underage b&
>>556734887>add forced thumbnail>play the video>flips from the thumbnail to a dark fade ingreat job that isn't disorienting in the slightest
>>556734807Did this one time and coincidentally it was that moment I found out cum can turn really runny, it also smelled to high heaven and turned yellow. Never again.
>>556734571this is a tama false flagger
>>556734786If I make parents now are they going to be useless in MANT?I literally know nothing about that
>>556733782>>556734336>>556734386>>556734540>>556734627>>556734639>>556734823>>556734853You have a thread you fucking faggots, use it. Oh wait you can't because you know nothing about the Uma so you come here to just fucking spam just like the stegonigger
>>556734989>A shame I don't have ppStop womanposting
>>556734673>>556734542>>556734797Don't forget, it's a dirt race so it's at night. Umas without nightvision get a lane movement debuff and a line of sight debuff so skills that affect runners in your vision cone are less effective.
>>556735098seethe, faggot
Yeah, I think that guy is just mentally ill
>quoting Seeking the Pearlretard
>>556735230>Kingmambo
>>556735230Many such cases, now post rumpelYou don't actually have to switch games, just fucking about
>>556735230Not to sound racist but all those horses look the same
>>556735037no? im just going to cut off the black frames at the start
>>556734542yeah smart falcon is unplayable here, she gets thrown in the back out of the gate because of turf e
Look at My Bro
>>556735098
>>556734159Definitely the gyaru propaganda, and not just because i am one of the spreaders.
>>556735230>Mejiro Ryan
>massquote This should at least be enough hint and clue for you retards that he's just fishing for (You)s
>>556735417Cute bro
When are we getting the paid selector ticket?
>>556735228Kill yourself
>>556735501
I would rather a hundred NTR posts over a single Ryan post.
Stop bullying the JP bwoHe doesn't get (You)'s at /v/ and everyone hates him at /umaJP/ this is his last home
>>556735646who is titboy supposed to appeal to anyway
>>556735531I'm a fan of the flat old man
I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really like JPbro
>>556735654>forcefully splits uma into two threads out of spite like a rat>now infests and pisses every thread out there off, including /v/
>"Dirt" cm>cant play dirtersthis is racist
Gold City is the biggest jobber I've seen, she always manages to lose the satsuki cho or/and the derby
>>556735654not all people deserve homes
This thread is filled with seething fagsWhat happened? Your choccy milk was expired? Did mom ground you again for not eating your veggies?
Where did I go wrong?I made it all the way to URA Finals, but got Late Start everytime and lost Stamina.I made a habit of taking Stamina to D, but Speed and Wit only ever reach A+ (tested on other characters, too). Could this be remedied by shifting from 2 Speed /4 Wit to 2 Speed/ 1 Stamina (or Guts)/ 3 Wit?
>>556735754That's not a flat old man, that's my wife.
God just drop and use the witshart image and be done with all these (You) baiting
I'm wasting my life
>>556735939my daughter and wife are so cute
>>556736001my wife and mother in law are so cute
>>556735831You have no power. But that aside, if your URA Finale were medium, she would never survive. You have to ensure you get mile URA Finale if you're not building stamina.
>>556735972>he's not bottingLol
>>556735324I don't need to switch but I can boot up the G1 Jockey to post Rumpel>>556735362Arr hors rook the same>>556735509Mejiro Dober's father, yes
>>556735098Based
I forgot Rice needed FIRST at haruten. Aaaaaaaaaa
>>556736073Okay Gandalf
Big dog WHEN?
>>556735873That's the lecherous little ojisan that sucks me dry in the trainer's office every night
>>556734542>>556734797>dirt track>the designated dirt uma needs 10 turf sparks to compete with slightly mutated turf umasFalco such a loser jesus christ
>>556735972im cleaned my bathroom and a kitchen a little bitand played umamusume. 1 more fan run to go, then gold ship calls for my toughness!
>>556736042very tru>>556736121>I don't need to switchI mean, TECHNICALLY you have to alt tab to open the emulator, which is switching the game...
>>556735903But where is Dantsu Flame (real)?
>>556736192After Daring Tact (never)
>>556735768Parfaits are disgusting. There, I said it.
>>556736234She's eating breakfast with me.
>>556736208dont say that...
Well I forgot about the first race in Taiki's special event so I missed out on 120 free stats and 2 head-on hints but I think this might be good enough to contend in Capricorn anyway... what do you guys think?
>>556734797>>556736208Falco was going to need those turf sparks anyways to run her in MANT at all.
>>556734542Aight fuck it I'm just running Oguri, Taiki, and a debuffer
>>556735972I'd probably be at the same place If Endfield hadn't hogged my attention for a while
>>556736334>>556736348boy uma are quick to get shy and girlish
>>556736073I tried adding Power in my recent Condor run by selecting an inspirer with the Power trait. I exclusively trained Stamina during Summers to prevent any setbacks.While this is well-rounded all things considered, maximizing Speed is integral to winning races.What if I only selected Supports that focused on Training Effectiveness and Friendship, ignoring Mood and Skills?
I'll be honest I'm kind of offended that he said I don't play the game.
if you are a true Falcochad, you already have your own 9* turf seiun sky anyway
>>556734159The rich girl propaganda (Ardan, Diamond, Fine Motion)
>>556736192Ningenaboo uma is a funny concept I hope she actually does get a career
>>556736514you will never be a trainer.
>.gif oh good I thought I had schizophrenia
>>556736140That's OK. Fine Motion agemasen'd me Jr year anyways.
>>556736521>556736578got his ass
>>556736578I didn't realize. Legit scared me
>>556736483Can you show what deck are you using? You may be a newfriend and advice for the sweats in this thread won't work for anyone starting out
>>556736578What .gif? No such thing has been posted in this thread
>>556735909Gold City Bukkake.
>>556736227if only she wasn't a mob
1* guts unfortunately
Genuine question, for those who may know better than me:It's really unfair i cannot use 10 tickets to do a 10 pull, like will it be a thing in the future updates? Is it already a thing in the JP version?
>>556736678stop suggesting that
>>556735972That's just around 400 hours. I've played both TF2 and Dota separately 10x longer than that. We're only just getting started
>>556736683one can dream...
I have no idea what I'm doing
>>556736227>alt tabDon't have to, I play WP in a window, don't trust japs with borderless fullscreen, they proved one too many times that they don't actually know what it means when I played other Japanese games
>>556736140>>556736636Isn't that winnable as late surger
>>556736765Bukkakes have been proved to increase skin elasticity and keeping yourself youngerI think Gold City would enjoy that
>>556736753Never ever
>>556736753it will never be a thing. for some reason, it's never a thing in any other gacha i've ever played, either.
>>556736564I am a trainer just not a very good one.
>>556736712and unity
>>556736753it's been a thing for years but they completely forgot to add it early somehow
>>556736753They'll let you spent multiple tickets in the future, I believe
>>556736753it's already a thing. check again.
FUCK this run>first round draw>turf AND sprint sparks on the first inspiration>0 rainbows for ages>mood debuffs out the ass
>>556736896Yeah, with her husband(me)
After going through her career for the first time I am happy to say that Shichi has secured a spot in my top 10. Now to find some fanart of her to stuff inside of her individual folder!
>>556736753
>>556736639She's so damn cute and fine
>>556736850>window modet b f, "borderless fullscreen" is technically window mode as well, but fucking EW. I need that VRR to work at all times, if possible, even if that means I need to get a lil autistic about it.On another note: Switching programs while in window mode could still be seen as "technically alt-tabbing" :^)>>556737090Fuji a CUTE
>>556737160good job, she’s the cutest
>>556737160Gold City is my wifeNo, I do not have her
>>556737178>JP screenshot OOOOOOOOOHHHH IM GONNA MELTY AND TALK ABOUT DIVEGRASS
>>556737092Can me and my girlfriend Jordan join?
>>556736930Blue Archive does it correctly. There's no separate single/tenner tickets; just vouchers for free pulls. They banners then give you the option to use 10 tickets at a time for the 2* guarantee or just singles. It is so simple yet companies just have no idea what they're doing.
>>556736930It's literally a thing in BA, make of this what you will.>>556737178Is that red text talking about 10 pulls adding the guaranteed 2 star? That's pretty neat if true, something they should add early for QoL purposes, but I can see them not doing it as it screws with the rolls.
>>556737304Someone is off his meddy meds, do you need a diaper change too?
>>556737178So i cannot pull like the 10 pull...
>>556737215fair
>>556737304>divegrass mentionedNOOOO BUY AN AD HOW DARE YOU OOOOOOH I'M SO MAD I'M GONNA QUIT THIS GENERAL FOR A MINUTE OOOOOH
>>556737364>>556737367I'm assuming they don't do it as to not give the tickets a chance to guarantee a 2* which is pretty scammy of them
>>556737367No, it's saying you DON'T get a guaranteed 2 star even if you use 10 tickets.
>>556737080couldve been a great fuckin run if i got ANY fucking rainbows besides fuku just permacamping wit
>>556737364You make it sound like BA had voucher 10 pulls since day, which it absolutely fucking didn't lmao, that shit was added years after that fact in global>>556737445 >>556737478>No guaranteeTRAAAAAAAAAASH! Well, at least it makes pulling quicker...
>>556736838Lvl up that Daisca card man
>>556736661Thank you for offering to look.I'm not looking to sweat in competitive. I'd just like to know how to consistently get A+ Umas (or at least one or two S).By the way, how much time do I need to sink into Cups to earn gems and other rewards? I tried for a little while, but grew impatient because of the loading times being longer than the races themselves.
>>556737304Taiki is there so it's fine! retard
I see some partner cards have their final effect at level 45 but MLB is 50 isn’t it? What’s the point?
>>556736765Never.
>>556737451>It's my (soccer) boyUmazing!
>>556737145>>556737509are the barrel horses supposed to represent something
>>556737318Of course
>>556737431>do you need a diaper change too?Yes but only from Super Creek
>>556737568They unlock more stuff at 50, like Kita's priority going from 60 to 100.
>>556737560You quite cooked wit that deck but what can you do. That Windy needs to be SSR for the next scenario, same goes for power Nishino. You are kinda cooked in race bonus for MANT.SSR? Kita needs to be MLB.
>>556737718watch and learn young'nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHIV2pOAZB4
>>556737889Can I spoil my peeny into your vajayjay?
I'm never training Gold City again dog wtf is thiscan her island alt come out already
>>556737925So for MANT all you need is to get the RB?Is that the only aspect of cards that matter there?
>>556738034Gold city gets double race stat rewards in the last year.
>>556737560I'm not those anons, but what scenario are you playing? You may just be playing the scenario inefficiently or failing the goals.
>>556737925Windy or Nishi MLB? I got them both at lb3 and I doubt I'll get another copy anytime soon. Got Natie MLB at least and I dont think I'll want to run two power cards
>>55673807950 RB, yes. Its quite f2p friendly but you missed out on welfares for RB. I really hope you can uncap that power sunday....
>>556737517I started playing BA after getting hard fucked by the Riko freebies so I wouldn't know how things used to be. That system just makes way more sense. Man, I wish uma was even a fifth as generous as BA has been to me.
>>556738085yes, but not in MANT because story events are disabled lol
>>556737560A+ umas that can run may be possible but S is not within reach with those cards. You may be kinda fucked unless you unbrick yourself with the free pulls on the NTR banner.You are better off borrowing Kitasan and using another wit card of your own, either Fine Motion 0LB or Ikuno 3LB are your options from all these cards.You can use power inherits from parents.That should give you an uma like Pasa to max speed with good wit. If you need stamina, you are forced to borrow the Riko SSR card (MLB of course) so use the Taishin card. Try getting the Brian SSR speed card to MLB as soon as you can since you have no speed cards. It's a shame you skipped half the yeppers event and marvelous sunday event, those cards were core for F2P's on the next scenario.
>>556738248I'm not that guy, but I did miss out on mlbing yeppers lolSo basically, with Urara, Pow Sunday and Wit Natie I'm already at 40Does that mean I can do whatever I want as long as I'm into that >50 RB threshold?
>>556738110is tanuki rudolf older than the rest of these?
>>556738215>Windy or Nishi MLBVery good question with a hard answer.>>556738378Yeah its like, minimum of 50 RB, then RB gets diminishing returns.
>>556736753they make the process deliberately cumbersome so that you just blow your carats and/or money
>playing MANT with less than 65-75 RBIt's fun to lie to retards but it's not fun to mislead newfriends.
>>55673837850 race bonus is kind of like a baseline. whales can get even higher race bonus and cards with better training/skills.
I haven't really paid attention to it but Bourbon has some nice affinity with almost everyone. Shame that she is dogshit at winning races consistently
>>556738443Maybe I'll just MLB Nishi for the 15RB. Shame about missing out on the spd bonus and 10RB of Windy tho
>>556738561>>556738593
>>556738378You still want a deck of cards like 2 speed, 2 wit etc like how we're playing right now. Focusing just on high RB but mixing an incoherent mix of cards is no good too
>>556738561I don't think newfriends will really be able to reach 65~75 even if they wanted to. Giving them 65~75 as the minimum may as well be telling them not to play.
>>556738561let's see paul allen's skills with the 80 RB deck...
>>556738663>power cards>ever goodIf you have to pick betwen Nishino or Stinky, MLB Stinky
Is there a strategy for hitting 1100 power in a grandparent run? Obviously running as many power sparks and high affinity, but is there any card I can take to really pump up my power stat?
there's still a week until gambling sprint cmanother week after that until VBourbonanother couple of weeks after that until MANTThere really is fuck all to do right now, huh
>>556738716the fucking gaslight doc claims another victim>>556738835Borrow Yaeno Muteki MLB / Vodka MLBUse 2 other power cards
>>556738891you can skript market opening for: excel spreadsheet using uma API
>>556738940I'll try it.
>>556738835Vodka is probably the best power pumping card. Then Pasa. Vodka is ok at LB1 or higher but Pasa really wants LB3+.
>>556738716Clearly I don't know about MANT yet but I have always prioritized RB ever since CM3, and the "it's just extra SP" is a lie. It's stronger than you think it is.
>>556738891I'm getting raped by Dia
>>556738835Get your best power spark parent and borrow 9* power
>>556738738That makes senseGuess I'll stick to permanently use Pow Sunday+Urara+Borrow +15 RB card, then I can fill the rest with 15 RB worth of actually useful cards
>>556738940>gaslight doc claims another victim>provides no arguments to disprove it, just trust me broRiiiight...... >>556739098We all did RB stuff in Aoharu but i doubt any of us bothered with 50+ RB yet. Whales still use Tazuna with no race bonuses for a reason.>>556738835Speed cards with power bonus, affinity, parents.
>>556738748Ehh maybe you're right. I got a baseline of 30 with Natie and MARVELOUS, thats plenty of space to hit a RB of 60-65 RB easily with my current cards. Guess I am ready for MANT or at least my deck is.thank you free frolls and ssr ticket for MLB Riko and Creek.
>>556738891I have to redo my TT team now that I have multiple usable SSR cards. Most of my current lineup was made without Kita & Riko.
the king is 100% choice since i don't want to even touch her career again because of how hard it isbut i can't decide on which daiwa and taiki to useeither way i hope it's good enough to get me to a finals
>>556738891i thought the cup started this week and bourbon was next week
>>556739101
>>556738743Could that possibly be this doomposter’s goal? To discourage others from playing? Surely not, right?
Anybody can teach me what goes into making grandparents? Basically I want to make a Parent El Condor Pasa
>>556737889CUTE>>556738262>so I wouldn't know how things used to beWorse in every aspect. QoL has been a slow trickling down after years of nothing.>even a fifth as generous as BA BA was my 2nd ever gacha, Uma being my third (and probably last), but I wish any bullshit f2p period would be as generous as BA is.Even without insane foresight I was able to pull for so much shit in there, which Uma obv makes worse by having uma AND cards to roll for.
no more feel good energy drink... no skript... 3 career runs to do yet..
>>556739261>provides no arguments to disprove it, just trust me broThe argument is you need 65-75 to make proper umas and if you don't believe it you will eventually will. Less than that and you won't get good stats, more than that and you won't have good skills. The doc is a big "trust me bro" from someone who didn't play the game lmao.
>>556739261>Whales still use Tazuna with no race bonuses for a reason.Isn't it because they can afford to give up one spot and still be able to hit a great RB? Assuming they're running Bakushin 10% Biko 10% Natie 15%. I used to always run with King Halo but my runs have become better after replacing her for another speed card with at least 5% RB
>>556735098seeking the pearl is in global though you fucking faggot
>>556737925>>556738287I appreciate your analysis.So if I cannot reach S without gambling for supports, how can I still earn enough carats to pity/spark characters?The only ones I want remaining (I was fortunate with the megabanner) are Rudolf and Ardan. Could I just save up, or were those mostly freebie gems I had? I also heard something about Legend races letting you unlock characters; may you tell me about them?>>556738128URAUnity is too random for my liking, though I am able to clear it.
if this shitty tama I trained before I knew how to A+ was able to give me a win (1) last CM, then is the trick just the end closer running style? can you beat pace down by shoving end sparks up halo's ass?
Please tell me that even after MANT releases, URA will still be the go-to scenario to make parents
>>556738743>I don't think newfriends will really be able to reach 65~75 even if they wanted toIf you have Yukino+Marvelous+Urara you only need 40 more race bonus. If you get Ayabe from the NTR rolls you only need 25 RB from ANY 2 cards and you're borrowing 1. You can even use KSB and Borrow Fuku.How are newfriends not able to do that?
Its a MARVELOUS Sunday once again
>>556739771even after MANT releases, URA will still be the go-to scenario to make parents
>>556739863
>>556739771that even after MANT releases, URA will still be the go-to scenario to make parents
>>556739863no, it's awful sunday
>>556739854What part of "newfriends" do you not understand
>>556737896Is there a way to actually see that in game?
>>556739771You'll never do URA again
>>556739909>>556739942OH NO BROS I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD
>>556739978don't say that...
>>556739771Please tell me that even after MANT releases, URA will still be the go-to scenario to make parents
>>556740130She can keep a copy
>>556740130
>>556739425Grandparents want good sparks but you do not truly care as much about which uma is it.Parents on the other hand guarantee you their unique skill which you want to inherit for specific stuff.>>556739519So...did you play MANT before? I mean,if what you are claiming is true, MANT isnt f2p paradise but whale stomping grounds and we shouldnt play at all...>>556739686You earn carats by doing stuff during events, weekly/monthly things and from stuff they give you sometimes. You need 200 pulls, aka 30k carats on a banner to get one of the things you want.>>556739565When i look at whale decks,i do not see them valuing RB over SSRs. They usually stay around 50 tops.
>>556739686You are making those A+ umas in URA...? If you go with a speed+wit deck to Unity and do the same you will produce far better umas with capped stats at half the effort...To earn carats you have to do 3 things.1. Be in a club. Aim for B+ or higher (B+ being for casuals or newfriends), Retain class 5/6 on TT for your weekly income, and always play graded CM, you want that. With your cards and the umas you're making, you can compete on the graded league even if you end up in the B group (you want to get in the B group for potentially getting more carats by winning there than getting demolished in group A)That's how you farm carats to get new cards or characters.
>>556740045The level up page says the benefits but you get nothing specific until you can actually level them up.
>>556740218how da hell does a statline like this hit S+, is it really just a laundry list of skills
>>556740215WOW her usual racewear is hiding HONKERS
>>556740421>is it really just a laundry list of skillsYes.
>>556740306You get better rewards by winning races in open league than losing races in graded league.
>>556740218>TWO buddy cardsHuh
>>556740218>>556740421it really is all those fatfuck SSRs, this really is a gacha after all
>>556740439
>>556740508I'll have to believe you I've never played open league, but I know the shitters that go to graded and that anon's umas are above them.
>>556740218>They usually stay around 50 tops.Which is still within "Great RB". I prioritize RB but as a non-whale even I can't get 50 even if my deck is filled with RBs. That one particular is only 40 but 40 in itself if still good RB. It's achievable with SRs but problem with SR cards is they lack stats to be good, but with SSR, you get what the SR cards are lacking.My point stands that whales can give up a slot and still achieve a great RB.
>>556739425>borrow whatever uma that has shitload of whites that you want, that also has common whites that you want in its legacy so that you increase your chances of bringing the whites into your grandparent>use your own uma that has shitload of whites along with the borrow to train the grandparent>do runs until you get an acceptable grandparent with 2-3* blue, with lots of whites hopefully>use that grandparent along with another borrowed uma that has high affinity with whichever ace you're targeting, with good pinks and blues to train the parent Pasa. Its legacy don't matter because they will get left out when you're training the parentThough MANT is arriving soon and will just leave all pre-MANT parents in the dust so don't take it that serious yet
>>556739686>how can I still earn enough carats to pity/spark characters?hoard stuff by playing the gameYou get about 50 to 60 pulls per month before gibs, more if you're a tryhardPink tickets count towards this, don't spend them unless sparkingIf you spend on the $7 pack you get effectively an extra 20 pulls
>>556740730rudy would never say that...
>>556740218>that trainer nameTT umas are not about the stats, RB, or cards but the skills.
Rumpel will race again aganist Tamamo Cross but this time Tamamo seems to be almost at the peak of his ability, a Hanshin Daishoten to rival that of Mayano Top Gun vs Narita Brian, White Lightning vs Undefeated AnglerI made up the nickname of "Undefeated Angler" for Rumpel for two reasons:1. He still remains undefeated, winning all the races he participated in2. The marking on his head reminds me of a hook, or the light of an anglerfish. Him being a front-runner makes me think that he baits other horses into chasing him and tiring themselves out, just like a fisherman would tire out or "fight" the fishI do accept any criticism of it and will accept other ideas for a nickname for Rumpel
>>556740521>he skipped two buddy card for the whole AoharuISHYGDDT
>>556739686>URAThat may be the problem anon. A+ in URA IS possible but you need MLB or maxed cards to get the stats needed to A+ or get lucky with your run.Reaching S and SS on your stats gives better rating, and same with gold skills and more skills.
>>556740798ganbatte seiun sky
Euro evening hours correspond to the greatest gaslight densities for this general. You cannot trust the Krauts, it seems.
>>556740914
>>556740902My first S was in URA, and just last week or so. It's quite doable for a sprinter.
>>556741021boing boing boing boing
44024989come test your might against Sprint Ship (she will get trolled by random pace down and accel whiffs)
Birthday girl!
>>556741163
>>556741021>design boy>give him big titsI approve of this
>>556741004Sag das nicht Brudi...
>>556740218>You earn carats by [...]I'm aware of those, thanks.The only time I had 30k carats was just before I blew it all on Kitasan's Support banner. I managed to scavenge enough again for the megabanner by reading the main story events.>>556740306I'll shift over to Unity.>1. Be in a club. Aim for B+ or higher (B+ being for casuals or newfriends)done>Retain class 5/6 on TT for your weekly incomeI win and lose equally as often in Team Trials. I don't know how to "retain class".> always play graded CMforgot this existed; I was busy trying to make Umas decent enough to not instantly lose>With your cards and the umas you're making, you can compete on the graded league<3>>556740762I'd prefer not to resort to this, but I may as well spend $7 if I'm that close to sparking.>>556740902My trouble with Unity is that you need to hit the White bubbles so they turn Blue, then tap those. By the time most of your team is popped, you have maybe ~6 turns left to train your own way.
>my shitty EoS-bait gacha game with 500 player's discord just made fun of me for playing Uma
>>556740674I see, and can I just use the same grandparents for the other side of the uma? Like Pasa will be a parent, then say I have Mummy Creek be the other parent, can they share the same parents(aka the ace's grandparents)? or should I aim for different?
>>556741301>>556741004
>>556741383grubble player...
>>556740816I love the secret onsen threesome
>>556739686URA is still better as a parent than aoharu imo. The more controlled the environment the better, and the sooner you get a good parent its gonna help you a LOT.Cards mean fuckall if you have bad parents, think of them as the foundation.
So what is the pretty derby?
>>556741317The 7 bucks is a daily pack. You have to buy at least a month prior for your target banner. It gives you 500 paid carats and 50 (((free))) ones daily for 30 days
>>556741206Uhh bwos? I thought groundwork into lucky pace was a gaslight?
>>556741660
>>556741697>it's a witgod was proven right once again episode
>>556741697Post results?
>>556741605I saw the anons above discussing the importance of white sparks in parents.I suppose I just play with Supports with skills I want, then repeatedly breed them onto an Uma that hopefully blue sparks?The persistent problem in this game is that every run takes an hour if you fast forward, and 3 if you pause to read.
>>556741916>>556741916>>556741916
>>556741317>By the time most of your team is popped, you have maybe ~6 turns left to train your own way.Yeah. That's one of Unity's bad parts. Which is why most bring cards with "Specialty Priority" to at least increase the chances of the white bubbles going to your preferred stats.I'm not sure about other anons but my training with Unity is prioritizing BOTH raising frriendship and leveling up white bubbles OF YOUR SUPPORT CARDS, you can somehow still ignore the non-support cards unless they're of multiple white bubbles in the training. Unity is usually Junior Year ~ Classic Year July going to white bubbles and popping blues while raising friendship of your supports, and then Classic Summer camp onwards is where you prioritize your rainbows and on your own cards.I also prioritize energy events as much as possible as they're very efficient.
>>556741004Are you sure it's the Krauts and not the Frogs?
>>556741724Ok, who is Cinderella, and why is she so Gay?
>>556741206>get pace promote >wincapricorn in a nutshellI still don't really understand why the end closer AI completely ignores midrace velocity skills and sits 10,000 miles behind pacers when there are no lates, especially when they have high wit and position keep is over. Gold Ship would be really strong if she would MOVE
>>556741890You shouldn't bother making parents. Make sure you borrow a good one and then use one of your ace runs that has high affinity and has decent-ish sparks. All parents that everyone has been autistically making will be outdated by the time the next scenario drops.
>>556742028post skills and cards
>>556740552Made for nakadashi with hand-holding + interlocked fingers, kissing, and whispered confessions of love.
>>556741383Priconnebro...
>>556740068you'll go back and do URA once to get the final achievements after deck creep sets in
