Previous: >>556741916>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year's Scout (3*), New Year T.M. Opera O (3*), New Year Haru Urara (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: New Year's Scout (SSR), SSR Sasami Anshinzawa (Pal), SSR Admire Vega (Power), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SR Tamamo Cross (Guts)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSR02/05 - 02/12 Racing CarnivalMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Grass will never be japanese
Mambo!
I enjoyed Shakur's story more than I expected, it's definitely up there in my top 10. She's definitely a for (You) uma.
>>556764902literally rule 63 Ken-sama
Unfortunately, the clock is ticking and MANT is coming.
>>556764820Oyakodon
>>556764820Incredible OPGO SPORTS BALL! I HAVE NO TEAM, I'M JUST HERE FOR THE FUN!
how many clocks did you save? I got 400, am I fucked?
>>556764952
>>556764902trvke
LETS GO SEAHAWKSMY HAWKS ARE GETTING THEIR SECOND CHAMPIONSHIP
>>556764952I dont get it?
I deserve carnival sparks because I'm a fucking clown. And yet we persevere.
Digitan LOVE
>>556764941>She's definitely a for (You) uma.Personally, I’d put her in a low tier
I had to spark for Urara. Spent 20 bucks to spark her.Got 2 NY Opera O, Fantasy Pasa and Wedding Air Groove in the 200 pulls.Now I will save up AAALLLL the way until Palmer (I am praying I can MLB Ayabe guts with the free pulls)
Why are browns so insistent into spreading their shit smelly disgusting gaijin culture? Nobody cares about the Super Nigger Bowl of fried chicken, can you fuck off and not sabotage the OP with your shit culture?冗談だよ、そんなに腹立たしくしないでよ
>>556763621>>556765013Mind if I invite you fine gentlemen into the latest iteration of this discussion forum?
>>556764134but only burger umas even know what a Super Bowl is. Oguri and Spe probably think it's a ramen size
>>556765249>NTRfaggot>is a hyper racist and anti-americanadds up
>>556765103Taiki would NOT say that to her friend Grass.
>top whore shows up and the thread instantly plummets in qualityclockwork
El Condor Pasa would be a Raiders fan with how much Spics love the Raiders
>>556765328read >>556762594
>>556764941The fact that she's not for (Me) makes me want to do her even harderI can save her...
I don't watch sports
>>556765369To improve quality, have an ace
>>556765369wow almost made it an hour without sitting there crying
Feels good being a Bostonfag. Which Uma is appropriate for someone wearing so many rings they've run out of fingers to wear them on?
>>556765249I like ho the anons that got angry at you clearly didn't even try to translate the Japanese lmao
>the don't say NTR fag is still hereLmao he can't even properly get into the jp thread lol what a cuck
>>556765550Sounds based to me, but also quite troublesome depending on where you live.
>>556764952Playable Happy Meek when?
>>556765573Am I blind or was Gold City always this cute?
You WILL gobble the burg and watch the feetsball, Grassu Wondah.
>>556764820
>>556765626TM Opera OShe's the one for those who love to suck their own dicks and smell their own farts
>finished making my 3 aceswat do now
>>556765775
I didn't get mummy because lazy parentmaking but S turf A sprint is nice. I don't think i give enough of a fuck to run this one back
>>556765728Blind.
>>556765304oh!? thank you for the kind invite, my good friend
>>556765626Smart Falcon
Do NOT post the TEIO TEIO TEIO piggu webm thanks
>>556765728You were misguided, she was always cute.
>>556764902She will always be a Yamato Nadeshiko
>>556765689Fuck off
>>556765728>>556765907She's unironically one of the prettiest umasBut once you read any of her events you just know her snatch smells like expired conger
>>556765901
>>556764820This makes me want to root for the Patriots even though I'm in Seattle
>>556765390>PasaStop being a stingy bitch and give me the TP30 and Glitters already, it has been three days!
>>556765728Anon she's a once-in-a-century beauty. You might need to get your eyes checked
>>556765907those western style frills on that kimono-looking dress make her tits look weird
>>556765907>lipstickneed a sloppy from City
>>556765819I agree but her tits look delicious when they bounce so bless that artist
>Los Angeles teams are basically the Japanese proxy for fans of teams since Shohei joined the DodgersWould Grass be a fan of the Chargers or Rams
Umallo
TAMOMO CROSS HAS A HUGE FUCKING ASS
>>556765978My favorite
Post more AMERICAN umas being AMERICAN
nikkei did their yearly demographics again, uma is around a 85/15 male to female ratio with the average age being in their late 30shttps://x.com/sumomodane/status/2019611003806425200?s=20
Umapyoi
>>556766305sounds about right tbqh.
I HATE training restriction events
late cuckers bros...
>>556766305>OJIISANS GAME?OJIISANS GAME!
>>556766287America is just a French colony, so this counts
'merica
>>556766305It was 80-20 a couple of years ago, either less women are playing or more men join
>>556766305Men are the ones paying up to watch horse girls race
Is this the steepest uphill we've had?
>>556766503Wrong half of the continent, snail eaters
>>556766626The former, almost certainly
>>556766378You train her strenghtI'm busy training her stamina-Love, her Manager
>>556765630It is what it is dacchiI have some dedicated haters here who would rather not read anything I have to say and go straight to hating for no particular reasonIs even funnier knowing I am American too, and I like watching the Super Bowl with a friend, even tho I don't root for any team in particular
>>556766780her manager is female therefore sex with this poster
>>556766704uma be racing on 2nd floor
aieeee i tried mutate brian and got raped by raisu
>>556766704This is going to murder so many newcuties
>>556766780threesome with her manager
>>556766704Are you guys already prepping for this?Is a triple pace team viable or is this going to be another front runner + golshi game?
>>556766287Grass put her hand over heart during the National Anthem
>>556767007Nah front/pace/late are all viable, miles are pretty kino.
You know what would be really funny? Buying the anni ticket and getting the uma I want and she shows up on the next daily roll after I redeem her. That would so hilarious. Good thing such a thing would never happen to me
>>556767007It's going to be front runners vs Taiki vs Digitan
>>556767137RetardThat's why you use the ticket AFTER the pullsThat way when you get it on the next pulling session it hurts less
>>556767007>Dirt / Mile>GolshiThe amount of mutation you need will be too much even for the most dedicated
>>556767007A&S, Ryan, and Spurt all work here so the only thing stopping you from running anything is F Dirt
>>556766305Interesting nyes
>>556765573Gold City bukkake
>>556766704looks like this will be a witlet cm for me
It's better to wait until MANT to start farming for Aquarius right?
>>556767263I'll just go with triple ace Oguri/Taiki/Eru
this is what a true patriot looks like
>>556766305I'm a white guy age 37 so yeah this tracks
>>556767362it should drop at round 2 of Aquarius
>>556766114Need a sloppy from Chrono
>>556767440Oh fuck I thought it dropped near finals of Capricorn
>>556767362No. You’ll be too behind. Just run lots of G1s on your current parents and they should be functional even after recalcs.
Don't touch my grass
>>556765609Wait a minute...
>>556767395too big
>>556766305>85/15You can't just count Kurono 15 times
>>556766305sex with uma fan hags...
>>556767362no, start making strong grandparents now, when MANT drops you will be ready to make some decent parents for your CM ace, you will have to remake your ace before the finals
This brat is asking for it
>>556767132dirt is no kino
>>556767712I'll call her mum so she can tell her what a failure of an uma she is.
>>556767748Just mootate bro
>>556767761yjk this is a tranny
>>556767712what a brat, needs correction
>>556767395I'll sack her like Drake Maye
>>556767761What is this achieving
>>556767836people can enjoy things, poltard
>>556767007Yeah, you can do El + Oguri + Taiki and be fine, raising them from Dirt B to A will be easy.
>>556767862ohhh snapsame but in bed
It is sunday yet?
>>556765304let the milk flow, my bwos
'murica
>>556767878the ritual
>>5567679918 hours of Sunday leftI cry
AWOOGA AWOOGA
>>556767137i got dober from the scamcha and then another dober from a daily the next day
>>556768061
hmm
>>556767362How much of a sweat do you feel like being? If the release of NTR corresponds with the beginning of MANT, that's 3 days after Aquarius registration begins, iirc. That's not a lot of time to create aces. But I'm sure some whales will be doing it.
>>556767362no but you have almost like a whole ass month to prepare for aquarius anyway
I just set a new scenario record for myself in a fan run
ohhh nooooo!my top couldn't contain my ample american breasts~
>>556768516Which uma would Marisa Kirisame train?
>>556768474why is cry
>Superbowl Sunday>American Uma finally hit her 3*GOD BLESS THE USA
>>556768564DONT DO IT JANNY IS WATCHING
>>556768594Sweepy
>>556768474this artist style is ugly asf, not to mention his TopRo barely looks like her
I, too, have a 3* power xoguri
>>556768671The artist doesn’t spell it out, but it looks like Top Road saw something she really didn’t want to see about her trainer and just ran off
>>556767137You think that's bad>Skipped the XOguri banner to roll Fine Motion, went to 190 without a single 3* and then got Xoguri in the last 10 before sparking>Do a paid daily roll on the Tama banner, except I accidentally did it on the Fine Motion banner that was still up and got Fine again>Get another Xoguri from daily pulling again on Tama>Buy the scamcha because I was feeling fiesty / stupid, you guessed it XOguri AGAINThis fat piece of shit haunts my dreams
>>556768564I don't have Taiki so seeing her enormous breasts jiggling in front of me during the first round of Unity Cup never fails to leave me sad and horny
>sluuuurp
>>556768734
sweepy didnt give spurt and my sparks arent good enough to trigger groundwork but still decently happy about this
>>556768721Seems to be a common answer
Teio!
is this perfectly balanced Ogurin good for anything other than making sweet love to El in her cringe wrestler outfit in the carnival races?
>>556764920
>>556768516Thank you Tama *munch*
>>556769158Stop Right There is your third Groundwork Trigger, but it has a wit check, making it risky
>>556768781Remember that you made her cry
That's my beautiful wife btw
>>556767483
>>556769320accumulatetime>=5 makes it pretty worthless afaik
>>556764820Concert Theater is probably the best feature in this game, I love watching Special Week's costume turn into her summer outfit in an instant in Run for our dream. More songs should have things like that, and more umas should have actual voice tracks available, half of the songs are from the story and they have one singer available.I'll definitely make concerts with my CM umas after the finals
>>556768781Nah she wouldn't
>>556767796>>556767861Time to give her a first rate correction
>>556769482Makes sense…
>>556769326I'm so happy I redid half my team and can hit 600K on low rolls. I won't have to worry about remaking for a long long time.
>>556769591nice
>>556769363It's fine she nearly fucking breaks my wrists in response.
The URA statement announcing Satono Diamond's death was dated the day before Tazuna found her hanging in her trainer's office
>>556769326Upgrade your support cards
>>556769620>I won't have to worry about remaking for a long long time.
>>556769515>Concert Theater is probably the best feature in this gameYou get it
>>556769620
>>556769634it was your fault, it's always your fault
>>556769769I didn't want her to go to France though.
>>556767274I never understood woman's fascination with criminal stuff.
it's been kinda boring so far
>>556760918>cardshere they are!>>556761718>Build more guts instead of wit but keep it balanced, stamina lowSo, is it recommended to go with a guts card? or just try to get fireballs in Guts?>>556760620>>556760591I see, I see. 3 Wit, 3 Speed.Thank you guys for your help!
>>556769871Do something exciting
They need to release speed Maru faster so I don't lose my mind trying to get groundwork on Falco
>>556769871I don't know, the early levels were great and stayed good until halfway through the game where content was cut and rushed 2 areas. But I would agree if you used magic first
>>556769835That’s not the problem, the problem is you weren’t there for her when she needed you
>>556770049I finally get why they call her stego
>>556769957Your Marvy…Kita, Bakushin/Brian, Sweepy for SpeedTachyon, Fuku (Ideally Marvy but not unless she’s max level), borrow FineMo
wow footsball sucks ass
Tazuna is my favorite uma
>>556769871>Maye gets sacked againI’m enjoying it so far
y'know what i'll happily take this falco
>>556770307ステイゴールドSu Te I Go Ru DoステゴSuTeGoStegoShe actually tells you to refer to her as Stego too.
I can't believe pasa is gonna get arrested mid concert
>>556770375I like spreading her umanko and listening to the pops
>>556769110I really like this image
>>556769620>won't have to worry about remaking for a long long time.
>>556770469
how do iget the daily shop to showup if im doing carnival races
>>556767245Golshi is C mile natively. It's not that far fetched actually.
>>556770091ah so she's not a front runner.
>>556769567why not? a ruler always takes what rightfully belongs to them
>>556770469i can't BELIEVE pasa got wrongfully deported
>>556770602No she's Oikomi
>dirt cm has a turf sectionmy 30k caraterinos........
>>556770350Gotcha. I have a lot of SP, so I will max Marve right away.Thanks thanks!
RUBY LOVE
>>556770753Kek, very fun>responseAAAIIIEEEEhttps://x.com/christo68914587/status/2020634504717910323
>>556770823doesn't every dirt track have a turf patch out of the gates? it's never stopped my els or taikis or oguris from losing to anon's urara in team trials
>gold inspiration>no turf sparks againAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>556770753
>>556769326You gotta give your TT umas more gold. I just saw someone with 700k points here in Class 5
>>556770823Doesn't probably matter since it's just the start and you're running her as late
>>556770658based image>>556771003>>556770753holy BASED
>>556771281Please someone give me a TT training guide. I'm washed for this dogshit sprint CM so I might as well do something. How do you scoremaxx?
>>556770753Bro has funny nails
JPniggers really can't help but spoil shit and shit up the thread while doing it when they have their own thread to talk about their Uma
this shit is a snoozefest
>confirmed Seahawks fanBurgerbros, our response??
H-Help me Anon I think some of them are alive...
>>556771407Activate as many gold skills as possible then score 1st through 3rd with your umas. Skills that are strong but inconsistent like NSM are not as favored as skills that are weaker but really consistent like Concentration.
>>556769416I will ejaculate in her mouth someday
Ayabe drops on my birthday, I guess all the birthday money will go to carats to roll for her
>>556771571>Gran Alegria and Diamond are also Seahawks fans
>>556771571>LaMeme is a Seahawks fanQuite surprising honestly. Never expected a Frog who lives in Japan to be an NFL fan.
>>556768349I was going for the proc + NSM combo because that's the only meta I know
>>556770919what a tsun
>>556772198You get an NSM Hint for free in URA for choosing the Team Name “Team Carrot” and then beating Riko
>first urara run got A turf and horrible stats>every single run since then C turfmutating is psychological self harm
>>556772348>>556772198Unity not URA
>>556772385did someone get gaslit here? why would you mutate unless you want to win the Arima Kinen for the meme?
>increasd chance at extra rewards for TT>doubt-it.mp3>clear TT once>INCREASED REWARDSI kneel
>>556771602The mini Scarlets will bully her during her sleep.
>>556772534nta I saw anons talking about how the first part of the dirt CM was turf, so I'm guessing that's why
>marked
>>556765609ace on my face
>>556772534for capricorn
>>556772692>>556772649does literally nobody here run the titty even when there's a daily mission to do so? you deserve to get gaslit
>>556772743I do, but it's on the other side
and she ated the giant doughnut and turned into a trianglefunniest shit i've ever seen
>>556772743
>>556772886she likes to eat get it?so funny
Come to practice anons!979021919790219197902191
>>556771571>hfw they didn't run the ball again
>>556772886It's funny because she's a fatass like me hahaOnly woman, which is funny because hahaHahahaha
>>556772743Cafe sexo
>>556772924
>>556770753>>556771003Doesn't one Japanese horse owner have some sort of connection with the Seahawks?
>>556773086>>556773118I wish Manhattan was real...
>>556773118
>>556773005Burgers pls! I need someone to run with.
>Drag the cursor while holding down left click out of curiosity >It shuffles through the training roomsWhoa
>>556773283me too..
>>556773298
>>556772385Isn't it fun?
>>556773486wait a second
>>556772886LOL
>>556773486mieru
>>556773592
>>556773486Time to mark her ass
>>556773497
>>556773679So the usual love hotel?
>>556773694
>>556773486rim
>>556773886
>cafe sexo postingIt is quite interesting that it was a thing for the JP anons then died out and now appears here, we truly are them from back then
>>556773679
>>556773486
wake me up if pasa has a wardrobe malfunction
I'm doing parent runs but it's so miserable...Can somebody post that Fuji Kiseki webm moving her hips to recover my will to live?
>>556774062
>>556774243
>>556772886japan thinks it's funnywhy aren't you laughing too western man
>>556773486holy
>>556774151And that's a good thing
>>556774445
lates are shit on this track EXCEPT air groove who is insane and has won 15/41 of my room matches
>>556774406Bamboo Memory!
>>556774476We only laugh at funny random Gold Ship and funny armpit Bakushin.
