Previous: >>556741916>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year's Scout (3*), New Year T.M. Opera O (3*), New Year Haru Urara (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: New Year's Scout (SSR), SSR Sasami Anshinzawa (Pal), SSR Admire Vega (Power), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SR Tamamo Cross (Guts)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSR02/05 - 02/12 Racing CarnivalMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
Grass will never be japanese
Mambo!
I enjoyed Shakur's story more than I expected, it's definitely up there in my top 10. She's definitely a for (You) uma.
>>556764902literally rule 63 Ken-sama
Unfortunately, the clock is ticking and MANT is coming.
>>556764820Oyakodon
>>556764820Incredible OPGO SPORTS BALL! I HAVE NO TEAM, I'M JUST HERE FOR THE FUN!
how many clocks did you save? I got 400, am I fucked?
>>556764952
>>556764902trvke
LETS GO SEAHAWKSMY HAWKS ARE GETTING THEIR SECOND CHAMPIONSHIP
>>556764952I dont get it?
I deserve carnival sparks because I'm a fucking clown. And yet we persevere.
Digitan LOVE
>>556764941>She's definitely a for (You) uma.Personally, I’d put her in a low tier
I had to spark for Urara. Spent 20 bucks to spark her.Got 2 NY Opera O, Fantasy Pasa and Wedding Air Groove in the 200 pulls.Now I will save up AAALLLL the way until Palmer (I am praying I can MLB Ayabe guts with the free pulls)
Why are browns so insistent into spreading their shit smelly disgusting gaijin culture? Nobody cares about the Super Nigger Bowl of fried chicken, can you fuck off and not sabotage the OP with your shit culture?冗談だよ、そんなに腹立たしくしないでよ
>>556763621>>556765013Mind if I invite you fine gentlemen into the latest iteration of this discussion forum?
>>556764134but only burger umas even know what a Super Bowl is. Oguri and Spe probably think it's a ramen size
>>556765249>NTRfaggot>is a hyper racist and anti-americanadds up
>>556765103Taiki would NOT say that to her friend Grass.
>top whore shows up and the thread instantly plummets in qualityclockwork
El Condor Pasa would be a Raiders fan with how much Spics love the Raiders
>>556765328read >>556762594
>>556764941The fact that she's not for (Me) makes me want to do her even harderI can save her...
I don't watch sports
>>556765369To improve quality, have an ace
>>556765369wow almost made it an hour without sitting there crying
Feels good being a Bostonfag. Which Uma is appropriate for someone wearing so many rings they've run out of fingers to wear them on?
>>556765249I like ho the anons that got angry at you clearly didn't even try to translate the Japanese lmao
>the don't say NTR fag is still hereLmao he can't even properly get into the jp thread lol what a cuck
>>556765550Sounds based to me, but also quite troublesome depending on where you live.
>>556764952Playable Happy Meek when?
>>556765573Am I blind or was Gold City always this cute?
You WILL gobble the burg and watch the feetsball, Grassu Wondah.
>>556764820
>>556765626TM Opera OShe's the one for those who love to suck their own dicks and smell their own farts
>finished making my 3 aceswat do now
>>556765775
I didn't get mummy because lazy parentmaking but S turf A sprint is nice. I don't think i give enough of a fuck to run this one back
>>556765728Blind.
>>556765304oh!? thank you for the kind invite, my good friend
>>556765626Smart Falcon
Do NOT post the TEIO TEIO TEIO piggu webm thanks
>>556765728You were misguided, she was always cute.
>>556764902She will always be a Yamato Nadeshiko
>>556765689Fuck off
>>556765728>>556765907She's unironically one of the prettiest umasBut once you read any of her events you just know her snatch smells like expired conger
>>556765901
>>556764820This makes me want to root for the Patriots even though I'm in Seattle
>>556765390>PasaStop being a stingy bitch and give me the TP30 and Glitters already, it has been three days!
>>556765728Anon she's a once-in-a-century beauty. You might need to get your eyes checked
>>556765907those western style frills on that kimono-looking dress make her tits look weird
>>556765907>lipstickneed a sloppy from City
>>556765819I agree but her tits look delicious when they bounce so bless that artist
>Los Angeles teams are basically the Japanese proxy for fans of teams since Shohei joined the DodgersWould Grass be a fan of the Chargers or Rams
Umallo
TAMOMO CROSS HAS A HUGE FUCKING ASS
>>556765978My favorite
Post more AMERICAN umas being AMERICAN
nikkei did their yearly demographics again, uma is around a 85/15 male to female ratio with the average age being in their late 30shttps://x.com/sumomodane/status/2019611003806425200?s=20
Umapyoi
>>556766305sounds about right tbqh.
I HATE training restriction events
late cuckers bros...
>>556766305>OJIISANS GAME?OJIISANS GAME!
>>556766287America is just a French colony, so this counts
'merica
>>556766305It was 80-20 a couple of years ago, either less women are playing or more men join
>>556766305Men are the ones paying up to watch horse girls race
Is this the steepest uphill we've had?
>>556766503Wrong half of the continent, snail eaters
>>556766626The former, almost certainly
>>556766378You train her strenghtI'm busy training her stamina-Love, her Manager
>>556765630It is what it is dacchiI have some dedicated haters here who would rather not read anything I have to say and go straight to hating for no particular reasonIs even funnier knowing I am American too, and I like watching the Super Bowl with a friend, even tho I don't root for any team in particular
>>556766780her manager is female therefore sex with this poster
>>556766704uma be racing on 2nd floor
aieeee i tried mutate brian and got raped by raisu
>>556766704This is going to murder so many newcuties
>>556766780threesome with her manager
>>556766704Are you guys already prepping for this?Is a triple pace team viable or is this going to be another front runner + golshi game?
>>556766287Grass put her hand over heart during the National Anthem
>>556767007Nah front/pace/late are all viable, miles are pretty kino.
You know what would be really funny? Buying the anni ticket and getting the uma I want and she shows up on the next daily roll after I redeem her. That would so hilarious. Good thing such a thing would never happen to me
>>556767007It's going to be front runners vs Taiki vs Digitan
>>556767137RetardThat's why you use the ticket AFTER the pullsThat way when you get it on the next pulling session it hurts less
>>556767007>Dirt / Mile>GolshiThe amount of mutation you need will be too much even for the most dedicated
>>556767007A&S, Ryan, and Spurt all work here so the only thing stopping you from running anything is F Dirt
>>556766305Interesting nyes
>>556765573Gold City bukkake
>>556766704looks like this will be a witlet cm for me
It's better to wait until MANT to start farming for Aquarius right?
>>556767263I'll just go with triple ace Oguri/Taiki/Eru
this is what a true patriot looks like
>>556766305I'm a white guy age 37 so yeah this tracks
>>556767362it should drop at round 2 of Aquarius
>>556766114Need a sloppy from Chrono
>>556767440Oh fuck I thought it dropped near finals of Capricorn
>>556767362No. You’ll be too behind. Just run lots of G1s on your current parents and they should be functional even after recalcs.
Don't touch my grass
>>556765609Wait a minute...
>>556767395too big
>>556766305>85/15You can't just count Kurono 15 times
>>556766305sex with uma fan hags...
>>556767362no, start making strong grandparents now, when MANT drops you will be ready to make some decent parents for your CM ace, you will have to remake your ace before the finals
This brat is asking for it
>>556767132dirt is no kino
>>556767712I'll call her mum so she can tell her what a failure of an uma she is.
>>556767748Just mootate bro
>>556767761yjk this is a tranny
>>556767712what a brat, needs correction
>>556767395I'll sack her like Drake Maye
>>556767761What is this achieving
>>556767836people can enjoy things, poltard
>>556767007Yeah, you can do El + Oguri + Taiki and be fine, raising them from Dirt B to A will be easy.
>>556767862ohhh snapsame but in bed
It is sunday yet?
>>556765304let the milk flow, my bwos
'murica
>>556767878the ritual
>>5567679918 hours of Sunday leftI cry
AWOOGA AWOOGA
>>556767137i got dober from the scamcha and then another dober from a daily the next day
>>556768061
hmm
>>556767362How much of a sweat do you feel like being? If the release of NTR corresponds with the beginning of MANT, that's 3 days after Aquarius registration begins, iirc. That's not a lot of time to create aces. But I'm sure some whales will be doing it.
>>556767362no but you have almost like a whole ass month to prepare for aquarius anyway
I just set a new scenario record for myself in a fan run
ohhh nooooo!my top couldn't contain my ample american breasts~
>>556768516Which uma would Marisa Kirisame train?
>>556768474why is cry
>Superbowl Sunday>American Uma finally hit her 3*GOD BLESS THE USA
>>556768564DONT DO IT JANNY IS WATCHING
>>556768594Sweepy
>>556768474this artist style is ugly asf, not to mention his TopRo barely looks like her
I, too, have a 3* power xoguri
>>556768671The artist doesn’t spell it out, but it looks like Top Road saw something she really didn’t want to see about her trainer and just ran off
>>556767137You think that's bad>Skipped the XOguri banner to roll Fine Motion, went to 190 without a single 3* and then got Xoguri in the last 10 before sparking>Do a paid daily roll on the Tama banner, except I accidentally did it on the Fine Motion banner that was still up and got Fine again>Get another Xoguri from daily pulling again on Tama>Buy the scamcha because I was feeling fiesty / stupid, you guessed it XOguri AGAINThis fat piece of shit haunts my dreams
>>556768564I don't have Taiki so seeing her enormous breasts jiggling in front of me during the first round of Unity Cup never fails to leave me sad and horny
>sluuuurp
>>556768734
sweepy didnt give spurt and my sparks arent good enough to trigger groundwork but still decently happy about this
>>556768721Seems to be a common answer
Teio!
is this perfectly balanced Ogurin good for anything other than making sweet love to El in her cringe wrestler outfit in the carnival races?
>>556764920
>>556768516Thank you Tama *munch*
>>556769158Stop Right There is your third Groundwork Trigger, but it has a wit check, making it risky
>>556768781Remember that you made her cry
That's my beautiful wife btw
>>556767483
>>556769320accumulatetime>=5 makes it pretty worthless afaik
>>556764820Concert Theater is probably the best feature in this game, I love watching Special Week's costume turn into her summer outfit in an instant in Run for our dream. More songs should have things like that, and more umas should have actual voice tracks available, half of the songs are from the story and they have one singer available.I'll definitely make concerts with my CM umas after the finals
>>556768781Nah she wouldn't
>>556767796>>556767861Time to give her a first rate correction
>>556769482Makes sense…
>>556769326I'm so happy I redid half my team and can hit 600K on low rolls. I won't have to worry about remaking for a long long time.
>>556769591nice
>>556769363It's fine she nearly fucking breaks my wrists in response.
The URA statement announcing Satono Diamond's death was dated the day before Tazuna found her hanging in her trainer's office
>>556769326Upgrade your support cards
>>556769620>I won't have to worry about remaking for a long long time.
>>556769515>Concert Theater is probably the best feature in this gameYou get it
>>556769620
>>556769634it was your fault, it's always your fault
>>556769769I didn't want her to go to France though.
>>556767274I never understood woman's fascination with criminal stuff.
it's been kinda boring so far
>>556760918>cardshere they are!>>556761718>Build more guts instead of wit but keep it balanced, stamina lowSo, is it recommended to go with a guts card? or just try to get fireballs in Guts?>>556760620>>556760591I see, I see. 3 Wit, 3 Speed.Thank you guys for your help!
>>556769871Do something exciting
They need to release speed Maru faster so I don't lose my mind trying to get groundwork on Falco
>>556769871I don't know, the early levels were great and stayed good until halfway through the game where content was cut and rushed 2 areas. But I would agree if you used magic first
>>556769835That’s not the problem, the problem is you weren’t there for her when she needed you
>>556770049I finally get why they call her stego
>>556769957Your Marvy…Kita, Bakushin/Brian, Sweepy for SpeedTachyon, Fuku (Ideally Marvy but not unless she’s max level), borrow FineMo
wow footsball sucks ass
Tazuna is my favorite uma
>>556769871>Maye gets sacked againI’m enjoying it so far
y'know what i'll happily take this falco
>>556770307ステイゴールドSu Te I Go Ru DoステゴSuTeGoStegoShe actually tells you to refer to her as Stego too.
I can't believe pasa is gonna get arrested mid concert
>>556770375I like spreading her umanko and listening to the pops
>>556769110I really like this image
>>556769620>won't have to worry about remaking for a long long time.
>>556770469
how do iget the daily shop to showup if im doing carnival races
>>556767245Golshi is C mile natively. It's not that far fetched actually.
>>556770091ah so she's not a front runner.
>>556769567why not? a ruler always takes what rightfully belongs to them
>>556770469i can't BELIEVE pasa got wrongfully deported
>>556770602No she's Oikomi
>dirt cm has a turf sectionmy 30k caraterinos........
>>556770350Gotcha. I have a lot of SP, so I will max Marve right away.Thanks thanks!
RUBY LOVE
>>556770753Kek, very fun>responseAAAIIIEEEEhttps://x.com/christo68914587/status/2020634504717910323
>>556770823doesn't every dirt track have a turf patch out of the gates? it's never stopped my els or taikis or oguris from losing to anon's urara in team trials
>gold inspiration>no turf sparks againAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>556770753
>>556769326You gotta give your TT umas more gold. I just saw someone with 700k points here in Class 5
>>556770823Doesn't probably matter since it's just the start and you're running her as late
>>556770658based image>>556771003>>556770753holy BASED
>>556771281Please someone give me a TT training guide. I'm washed for this dogshit sprint CM so I might as well do something. How do you scoremaxx?
>>556770753Bro has funny nails
JPniggers really can't help but spoil shit and shit up the thread while doing it when they have their own thread to talk about their Uma
this shit is a snoozefest
>confirmed Seahawks fanBurgerbros, our response??
H-Help me Anon I think some of them are alive...
>>556771407Activate as many gold skills as possible then score 1st through 3rd with your umas. Skills that are strong but inconsistent like NSM are not as favored as skills that are weaker but really consistent like Concentration.
>>556769416I will ejaculate in her mouth someday
Ayabe drops on my birthday, I guess all the birthday money will go to carats to roll for her
>>556771571>Gran Alegria and Diamond are also Seahawks fans
>>556771571>LaMeme is a Seahawks fanQuite surprising honestly. Never expected a Frog who lives in Japan to be an NFL fan.
>>556768349I was going for the proc + NSM combo because that's the only meta I know
>>556770919what a tsun
>>556772198You get an NSM Hint for free in URA for choosing the Team Name “Team Carrot” and then beating Riko
>first urara run got A turf and horrible stats>every single run since then C turfmutating is psychological self harm
>>556772348>>556772198Unity not URA
>>556772385did someone get gaslit here? why would you mutate unless you want to win the Arima Kinen for the meme?
>increasd chance at extra rewards for TT>doubt-it.mp3>clear TT once>INCREASED REWARDSI kneel
>>556771602The mini Scarlets will bully her during her sleep.
>>556772534nta I saw anons talking about how the first part of the dirt CM was turf, so I'm guessing that's why
>marked
>>556765609ace on my face
>>556772534for capricorn
>>556772692>>556772649does literally nobody here run the titty even when there's a daily mission to do so? you deserve to get gaslit
>>556772743I do, but it's on the other side
and she ated the giant doughnut and turned into a trianglefunniest shit i've ever seen
>>556772743
>>556772886she likes to eat get it?so funny
Come to practice anons!979021919790219197902191
>>556771571>hfw they didn't run the ball again
>>556772886It's funny because she's a fatass like me hahaOnly woman, which is funny because hahaHahahaha
>>556772743Cafe sexo
>>556772924
>>556770753>>556771003Doesn't one Japanese horse owner have some sort of connection with the Seahawks?
>>556773086>>556773118I wish Manhattan was real...
>>556773118
>>556773005Burgers pls! I need someone to run with.
>Drag the cursor while holding down left click out of curiosity >It shuffles through the training roomsWhoa
>>556773298
>>556772385Isn't it fun?
>>556773486wait a second
>>556772886LOL
>>556773486mieru
>>556773592
>>556773486Time to mark her ass
>>556773497
>>556773679So the usual love hotel?
>>556773694
>>556773486rim
>>556773886
>cafe sexo postingIt is quite interesting that it was a thing for the JP anons then died out and now appears here, we truly are them from back then
>>556773679
>>556773486
wake me up if pasa has a wardrobe malfunction
I'm doing parent runs but it's so miserable...Can somebody post that Fuji Kiseki webm moving her hips to recover my will to live?
>>556774062
>>556774243
>>556772886japan thinks it's funnywhy aren't you laughing too western man
>>556773486holy
>>556774151And that's a good thing
>>556774445
lates are shit on this track EXCEPT air groove who is insane and has won 15/41 of my room matches
>>556774406Bamboo Memory!
>>556774476We only laugh at funny random Gold Ship and funny armpit Bakushin.
>>556774629
Until I got her, I believed all the meming about Taishin being annoyed by Ticket. But no, she's just very low energy and her friend is extremely high-energy, but she definitely values her as one of her two best friends.
>>556773005Thanks for coming anon. I literally high rolled my gambling skills.
>>556773608See what anon?
>>556774795
>>556774972Too big but still hot
Im cross dressing as an uma
>>556775006>3KB
>>556774986
>>556775006I dont get it
>>556775006
>>556775178
>>556775297me on the right
>>556775334Ummmmmm
It all returns to nothing
>>556775343
3 days before chiyo!!!
>>556774743wrong one bro...
>>556775334Those dancer outfits are really hot
>>556774972>>556775334MIERU
>>556775524
>>556775505
>>556775141 >>556775258 oh weird it says 1.9kb on my end >>556775285 thank you nishino truther i can always count on you for this
Sprintslop killed /uma/ threads have been so slow for 2 weeks now we are near EoS and Cygays is doing nothing to prevent it
>>556775773She is very cute and I might have to scout her
>>556775697
Shame the game refuses to let fictional umas be obtainable, because I would use Sol Badguy and Ky Kiske if the game let me.
>>556775768jesus..they look so fucking stupid...
>>556775858
Sprint cmp525911895259118952591189
>>556773592>>556773678>serial says HAYumamilation ritual...
Training Kitasan is really going to suck because you can't use KSB on her. Fugggggggggg
>>556774674Air Groove won a few of my rooms as well. I don't think I've ever completed a career on her because she's one of the umas I don't like at all.
>>556776037
>>556776214
>>556776183For me it's Agnes Digital, T.M. Opera O, Fuku, and Biwa, but Biwa only because her growth rates are awful; Agnes and Opera have annoying personalities, and Fuku's voice is like nails on a chalkboard, I can't handle it.
>>556776057hooooooooooooehhhhhhhh
My first gw parent...
'til ya caaaan't :']
>>556776387
>>556776525goodwork on your groundwork
>>556776183She's pretty great, albeit arguably a nasty person sometimes. She isn't very nice to trainers but she's super nice to anybody she perceives as being junior to her. And also she's extremely hot.
>>556775885Bitter Glasse looks neat but I don't like Little Cocon's outfit.
>>556776567
>>556774825I think both are true.There's definitely has moments where she's a bit annoyed by Ticket but not enough to stop them from being besties.
>>556776698I kinda like it. It's stupid and ugly, but in a way that is somewhat cool.
>>556776698cockon becomes naked quickly anyway
>>556776560don't make me cry
>>556775334please let there be one for haru
>>556765609cb da cutest
>>556774825When you never had friends you value the few you make, even if they are annoying
>>556776749
>>556775334>>556775168>>556774972>>556773532>>556772748>>556770919>>556770871Go the fuck back to your jp thread
>>556776860
>>556777004Only if you suck my dick
>>556776965
DID YOU KNOW that in UMA MUSUME the trainer himself said almond is a SPEED horse and any longer distances would easily tire her out
>>556777004chill out bro
>>556777004
>>556777137
>>556772886 i want a gag where Oguri is replaced by the actual horse and nobody notices anything different.
>>556777004Based based based
>>556777004But if they leave, how will they pointlessly provoke you into hating their favorite characters? How will they survive without being able to make you hate what they like???
>>556776582Thank you Luna-tanHopefully I get a better parent on the next 4 runs
>>556777309
I like the JP postersExcept for NTR anon
i'm not jap i just really like ace
>>556775852I actually like sprint but the thing is I already completed my 3 aces a few days ago so there's nothing to do here
Safe to report that El Condor Pasa did not get deported after the halftime show
>>556777004BASED lad calling out the jpiggers
>>556777457
So, what I get from this is that SFV with plancha is the best for dirt CM?Seems like redshift activates too early.
>>556775334Six fingers
https://jiggie.fun/U3Nc5chttps://jiggie.fun/U3Nc5chttps://jiggie.fun/U3Nc5chttps://jiggie.fun/U3Nc5chttps://jiggie.fun/U3Nc5chttps://jiggie.fun/U3Nc5chttps://jiggie.fun/U3Nc5c
>>556777618
>the """ace""" of japan
>>556777638Why are you assuming Red Shift procs at the beginning of the corner? During a Mile CM with a million late surgers?
I hate this CM so much. No matter what I do my umas are always jobbing almost every single test lobby. Witmaxxing, powmaxxing, different sets of gamble skills, A sprint, A turf, none of it fucking matters. I always have like a 5% chance to blow everyone out and win by distance and a 95% for all three to land 5th or worse. At least with longslop there was visible progress as I highrolled closer and closer to stat targets.For context I comfortably qualified for the last three A finals and scammed the win in two of them with a lower rated uma than my opponents.
>>556777810
>>556777826That's the moment it activates for Maru.
This'll be my first time getting demoted after getting into class 6I blame the carnival event
>>556777907>I always have like a 5% chance to blow everyone out and win by distance and a 95% for all three to land 5th or worseI ran about 30 lobbies Friday night fueled on half a bottle of whiskey, and my experience felt exactly like you described. But if it's really that gambly, why do we keep jobbing? What are the other fuckers doing that we're not?
>>556774674Can you post the groove?
>>556777004>anon doesn't read about future umas>would not know who he will want to roll for
>>556778001
>>556777817yeah?
>>556778182Licking Crown's erotic pits
>>556778014Fair, I guess
>>556778210
>>556778182As it should be. The game gives you four story chapters for each new trainee to let you see what she's like. The rest can be a surprise. There's no problem.
>>556778182>picPOV you are an unsupervised shota walking home one winter evening and about to be whisked away to Epsatono island, never to see his family again
why are american horses all cosplayers?
>>556778415
Does anyone have a pic of Twin Turbo without her plushie on the jacket? I really need it
>>556778563No Reason
>>556778591gn
>>556778591My first instinct was to just eat the mouth, but on second thought that’s a little intimate. It seems natural to first euthanize it by biting into the head before eating its lips.
But if we go back to /jp/ then this thread will die, we are the only ones posting here because we actually like Uma and anything related to Keiba, globalbabs are tourists that only play when there is FOMO
did not read your tremendously homosexual post
>>556778801Good night.
You can't even read Japanese
>Fail 25%>SHE appears
Uma getting localized was a mistake.
>Budweiser commercial of an Uma nurturing and protecting a baby bird until it grows up and becomes a Bald Eagle while Free Bird plays in the backgroundGoddamn I feel so Patriotic
>>556778801Good night bro
>look in the archives>trying to find that edit of bakushin gif but it's only chiyono for an edit>find https://x.com/i/status/2020278595915043007 insteadWhat a terrible day
>>556778889>>556779175Nobody's forcing you guys to stay here, you can go right back to the JP thread and you won't be missed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=073Ny5fVcik
>556779383(you) just want (you)s
i just realized CM is tomorrow
I still havent made my 3rd ace. This CM is worse than longslop
Behold! The true /fa/ arbitrator has logged in and posted their opinion.
>>556778889sorry lil chuddie but you don't get to shit up this place with keibaniggatry until MANT kills off everyone, thems the rules.
>>556779558I only have a single ace...
>>556779424The subhuman retards on places like xitter taint Uma>but why are you brows-I barely do and that's besides the point, their existence itself is a sin
>>556779613Nice ass
>>556779639Ace dresses like someone I'd fight in Streets of Rage.Good list though, I didn't realize /fa/ knew anything about fashion.
maybe the jp thread wouldn't be so dead if the jpiggers here actually posted over there
>>556779639>that Opera O and Sirius on S tierlmao. Never change /fa/
>>556779516No i was hoping someone would post the gif but i already found it
>>556779639Fuck you, King looks amazing
>>556779639>maru and natie's skirt clippingindie company please understand
>>556780021They are not clipping in-game, it's just fan-made model viewer is fucked up.
>>556779990If you're going to use other umas, please post results, especially if it's Nishino Flower.
Any use for Fuku before MANT?
this superb owl is boring as fuckthe patriots QB is a scrub, where is tom bradypretty derby
>>556779639there's too many problems for me to address so i would just like to very politely and respectfully tell you to kill yourself. thank you.
>>556779639falcobros...don't look...
>>556778889So the /jp/ thread wouldn't be dead and the bad posters would stay here? Isn't that an amazing deal if you moved there? I don't mind the random /jp/ posts but your post sounds like you want to stay in the ugly bastard thread.
>>556779639>Kingu at the bottomas if we needed any more confirmation. Next time I want a faggot's opinion I'll ASK for it, retard! Kill yourself.
>>556780121Super Lucky Seven gamblemaxxing
>>556780121Unprotected sex.
>10 lengths
Teio, probably!
>>556780370Are you the same schizo as the /v/ one who constantly acts like a janny? You type the exact same way.
>>556780130Why would Buccaneers Legend Tom Brady be with the Patriots
>>556780706I don't browse /v/ sorry.
>>556780518I will hate Cygames till the day of my death if Nippo Teio isn't added
>>556780706if you've already found the video game generals board then stop trying to make general threads on /v/
>>556780878So one of you is. That makes a lot of sense, actually.
>>556779639>Sweepy>C⋆｡° Post disregarded ⋆｡°⋆｡° Because you're retarded ⋆｡°
>>556778141556142567/#556159646
>>556781102>at least one anon knows the difference between /v/ and /vg/ une shoque
>>556779639>Palmer at SFinally someone else with good taste
>>556780721shaddup and eat your burg
herethe only rankings that matterdiscuss
>>556781537>gold shitty
>>556781397I was not agreeing with you.
>>556781498
beautiful
>>556781240wait, you can post with those girly stars and circles in this site?
Yamato Nadeshiko (male) here. I'll give you some of my nuggies (Japan) if you tell me how to build good TT umas, my current score caps out at 550k...
Why did I make this? Anyways I have the psd open file right now so post your requests
>>556781769Post your team overview.
>>556781769>you tell me how to build good TT umasuse umas with reliable uniqueget 1100+ speedget a bunch of gold skills, preferably ones that are easy to proc or cheapget 800+ wit
>>556781617>Tamano>Generic but badTHAT'S THE POINT SHES BROKE!
>>556781617>Kingu's haters are invariably faggotslike clockwork, my friends!
>>556781617fuck you
>mutating Tamamo>run is going shitty>stats way below their usual numbers>it's a fail run already>game throws double sprint sparks with a turf spark in the same inheritWhy is this game mocking me? I don't deserve this. This is not fun
>>556780130I don't think superb owl has been good in years, honestly. It used to have kind of amusing ads in the 2000s and 2010s but so far 2020 ads are not much different than the garbage you see when you turn adblock off on youtube. You get MAYBE an exciting game once in a decade if you're lucky but otherwise they're just an excuse for fatty boomers to get fatter and do nothing.
The beast made me fail a career for the first time in months
>>556780471>>556780515which one is it...
>>556781617>Urara>Generic>Bad
>>556781929God I need more umas in pantyhose. Why are there so few...
>>556781975Those are synonyms
it's GOLD SHI CHI
>>556781769here ya go
I got NY Opera and autumn Gold City off impulse tickets today
shitty will be shitty until she explicitly says she wants to fuck her torena as compensation for being such a bitch to him (me)
>>556781961It's a larping exercise. You get to practice larping as someone who enjoys sports in one window (normiepoints++) and conversely you get to practice being an insufferable fucking nerd in another. Bonus points if you don't use the word sportsball.
>>556781498Whoops, did not mean to reply to you before. Oh well, here is a relevant reply.
>>556781961the superb owl was today? huh
>>556781671go back to /a/ with your retard/a/tion
tierlist images are all bait, and I know this because I haven't seen a single tierlist that is even remotely normalI shall stop opening tierlist images effective immediately
Im happy for Sam Darnold bros...
>>556782186yeah, green cuck and snowbunny performed at halftime
>>556781617>ryan's shitty outfit>ryan is shitah okay
>classic year sprint falcoI'm about to get the worst trainings ever
prove your autism
>>556779639So you just copied my list, but removed my top tiers to A, okay retard
>>556782203>tierlist images are all baitI don't disagree....but why? Is it that much more fun to make something shitty so that anons get riled up and return angry (You)'s? Wouldn't it be more fun to make one in earnest?
>>556781961even when the ads were good they were still just fucking ads. the super bowl is one of the gayest and most retarded sporting events in the entire world, and it always has been. it is a national fucking embarrassment and the fact that we have at any point pretended that it wasn't just makes it that much worse.
>>556781789chiyo doing this to bakushin
>>556781617>haru's is "generic but bad"How?? It's cute, it fits her.>mayano's jfashion date outfit in "actively does not fit the character"You cannot be this deft...
>>556782332umausume?
>>556782332
>>556782332I shall not engage with umamusume politics
i really don't understand the difference between each sides of the pol compass, and i don't intend to understand it anytime soon
>>556781961I enjoyed the Chiefs getting blown out last year and I'm enjoying the Pats getting blown out this year.
>>556781929succubus footjob
>>556782396don't respond to flagrant bait, anon
>>556782396>deftdaft?
>>556782194Kind of cute. You’re welcome to come back anytime.
>>556782381it's hard to make a tierlist, to actively consult your opinion on every item and make sure it's consistent throughout and it's very boring tooeventually you just go fuck it and put random shit in random tiers
>>556781789licking meisho doto milk
>>556781961The last goos super bowl was when the steelers btfo the seahawks in 2006
Stop posting that you subhuman niggers.
What is Toreinas casual fit?
>>556782710whatever (you) wear in public :3
Tickezo is at the top of my tear list haha.
>>556782549Yes, thank you
Idk what happened but can't even break 590k on TT this week. Is mant going to be a new powercreep for tt umas? Might just wait until then to do TT runs.
>>556782710Gym shorts and ironic tshirts
>>556782578I can kind of see your point. I'd be tempted to really only pay attention to my favorite outfits and put the ones I don't really care about in any tier except top, possibly even at random if I got bored and lazy. Maybe I was too hard on the tierlist faggots. maybe.
>>556782710Cargo shorts, green zelda tshirt, sandals, white socks, panties, chastity cage
>>556782701okay, calm down girl. here, fetch
