should've been a dale wilson op tbqh

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True Ogre & Lili are so lucky to get to fuck girls that look like this daily

yeah he would have deserved this one

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I must become one with the aether

>>556765929
I've thought about this and concluded I would just feel more isolated travelling alone desu. Thanks for the advice though twin.

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she's too good for this game

being in the op image means diddy squat

matt damon and ben affleck are about to talk to me personally on the tv screen right after dershawn dinigger metrius jones gets a field goal sponsored by StateFarm

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>every character revealed at the start of the season so i can't spend the year rosterfagging for josie
it sucks. and there won't be a season 4 so i just have to hope she'll be base roster in tekken 9

what does lowkirkenuinely means

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wheres Katarina

>>556765836
never ver

>>556766123
traveling alone is the best thing ever actually go to Asia the lonely travellers heaven you ll make friends and have fun. Been doing that by going to Japan by myself every year twin.

I mained josie in t7 and Asuka in t8 what does that say about me

>>556766123
If you want serious advice, solo travelling in hostels is a great way to socialise yourself if you're a weirdo loser with no friends who missed out on youth. Everyone there wants to make friends with strangers, and if you fuck up it doesn't matter since you can leave and never see them again. Try it twin.

it means you have bad taste in games

i love men

reddit tier advice i bet you'll tell him to go to dance classes to meet women next

i just need a woman to love me
it would literally fix me

get a dog and walk it around and women will naturally talk to you

I'm more of a bird guy
but i refuse taking another living being's freedom to satisfy my selfish needs

>>556766652
nah i dont like people i like to be by myself i don’t mind talking to them when im drunk or in a foreign country, but people are just to retarded for my taste. im trynna manipulate a nice japanese girl into having sex with me tho ill see her again this summer when a go back there.

only sociopaths have pets

>manipulate girls into sex
weak
you should just overpower them while making them feel safe
then you put the peepee in the vagina

i have 3 cats, osiris, shadow(bengal cat) and kazuya (half bengal) they are my friends

Alright, listen up. You’ve been sitting at the Character Select screen for way too long. If you’re in your 30s or 40s and feeling like a "social loser," you probably feel like you're playing on a laggy connection against an Infinite Azure level of open space.
But here is the truth: Dating, just like Tekken, is about The Neutral, Spacing, and Frame Data. If you want to stop getting Perfected every round, you need to learn the match-up.
Here is your 1.0 Guide to Meeting and Talking to Women.
Phase 1: Customization & Stats (The Lab)
Before you hit Ranked, you have to hit the Lab. You wouldn’t show up to a tournament with a broken controller; don't show up to social life with "Bad Frame Data."
Customization (Grooming): In your 30s, your default skin needs an upgrade. A clean haircut, a trimmed beard, and clothes that actually fit are your Cosmetic DLC. It doesn't give you new moves, but it makes your opponent (her) respect your presence more.
Defense (Health): Hygiene is your High Guard. If you smell or look greasy, you’re essentially starting the round with 1 HP. One "poke" from the environment will finish you.
The Power Crush (Confidence): Being "antisocial" is usually just having low Defense. You’re afraid of getting hit (rejection). Build your confidence by working on your life—fitness, career, and hobbies.[1] These are your passive buffs that keep your mental health bar green.

i want to fall in love with a cute japanese girl that is on my wavelength so i can emotionally and physically plow her day in and day out

>>556767019
i don’t live there so i only get to see her when im in japan i manipulate her through instagram stories that only she can see, if it doesn’t work ill just find another one. I fucked two japs already from 7 trips (one several times but she has an italian boyfriend now…)

>>556767075
Phase 2: Stage Selection (Where to Meet)
You don't want to meet women at a loud, chaotic 2D fighter stage (a club). You want a stage with good spacing and "infinite" walls (low pressure).
Hobby Groups / Classes: This is the Practice Mode of dating. You're there for a shared interest. Whether it’s a cooking class, a book club, or even a local tournament, you have a reason to be there.
Coffee Shops / Bookstores: High-tier locations for a Low Poke. It’s quiet, and people are usually "blocking low" (relaxing).
Online Dating: This is Netplay. It can be toxic and laggy, and some people are definitely using macros/filters. Use it as a supplemental tool, but don't let it be your only mode.

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>osiris, shadow(bengal cat) and kazuya (half bengal)

Yeah, sex is cool
But loving lasting relationships and emotional bonds are much cooler

>>556767075
thats some gay ass self development tranny core twunc

>>556767349
Phase 3: The Neutral (The Approach)
The "Neutral" is the state where nobody has an advantage. Your goal is to move from the Neutral into a Poke without getting Counter-Hit.
The Approach (Movement): Don't Wave Dash directly into her face. That’s aggressive and scary. Just use a simple Backdash-Cancel style of movement—stay in her peripheral, be present, and look for a "whiff" (an opening).
The Opening (The 1-2 Jab): Keep it simple. High-frame-advantage openers are:
"Hey, do you know if the coffee here is actually good?"
"That book looks interesting, is it a heavy read?"
Reading Frame Data: Pay attention to her reaction.
She gives a one-word answer and looks away: You’re -10 on block. Your turn is over. Back off (Back-dash).
She smiles and asks a question back: You’re +6. You have the advantage. Keep the "string" going.

>>556767374
kazuya is the son of shadow, she got fucked by a stray cat who hang around the house last year. i sterilized her since.

A hug from a woman would literally kill me on the spot
thats how starved for affection i am

>Don't Wave Dash directly into her face
kek

>>556767685
kys

Phase 4: Conversation (The Juggle)
Once the hit connects (she’s talking to you), you’re in a Juggle. Don’t drop the combo.
Natural Combos: A good conversation flows from one topic to the next. If she says she likes travel, don't suddenly switch to talking about your Tekken rank. That’s a dropped combo. Instead, follow up: "Where's the last place you went?"
Avoid the 10-String: Do NOT monologue. 10-Strings are easily blocked once people recognize the pattern. If you talk for 5 minutes straight about yourself, she’s going to Low Parry your interest and leave. Keep your "pokes" short and ask her questions.
The Mix-up: Mix up your questions. Ask some "Mid" questions (How's work?) and some "Low" questions (What’s something you’re actually passionate about?). It keeps the conversation from becoming a boring loop.

you lost meatcel

enough with chatgpt textslop

>>556767797
yous a virgin

can we go back to the guy who exposed himself

imagine prompting this even ironically as a joke. simply imagine the creature at the other end of the screen right now copy pasting this to tekgen thinking its the funniest thing in the world. simply imagine being that much of a nigger.

we need more chatgpt textslop

>>556767597
umm, i can ~sort of~ do that for you. lol :3

>>556767956
yhe "creature" is +8 on your mental health right now because you’re actually malding over 200 words of ai generated tekken theory. Imagine being so fragile that a chatbot mentioning "frame data" makes you drop the hard R like a hardstuck yellow rank Leroy. Your mental stack is completely cooked

exposedblud is on break

>>556768167
it won't work
cuz youse a man

i won at losing, im a fucking loser.

nah, anon is right
posting ai slopped text is even more subhuman than posting ai generated anime images while pretending it's your own art

have some standards dammit

>>556766180
spaggot should be blacklisted forever but the real rip is missed

yeah you were +8 until that post which is equivalent to a weakass jab string and now were back to neutral. now what NIGGER?

Keane song holy boomer

>>556766257
failed character

>>556768513
"Standards?" you’re posting on a board that’s 40% foot fetish threads 50% "is she a tranny" bait and 10% schizo-posting about the CIA. Trying to find "artistic integrity" on 4chan is like trying to find a high-level Nina player who doesn't just mash strings...it’s a myth for the mid-ranks to cope with.

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so these reveals were fake all along?

just popped 3 opioid pills, haven’t been sober in a while now.

i don't know what that means. what is an "opioid"?

>i dont need to have standards or integrity because others dont
weak as fuck
you're really the target audience for one-button-win-ken 8

>>556768669
Here’s the reality of your "neutral"
>be you
>"I reset the game! I'm based!"
>still have 0 social pokes
>still 0-2 against the local barista
>only "tech" you have is 2012 era edge-posting
>m-maybe if I call him a slur he'll stop being more optimized than me!!1

>>556769140
my df2 (calling you a NIGGER) is literally +1 ob
you cannot do shit against my neutral (me repeatedly calling you a NIGGER)

I'm plus on whiff

chat gpt talk like an angry 4chud poster to blend in

try whiffing this *spreads*

>>556768954
fun pills, painkillers that make you high.

>>556769312
I've got you downloaded. I'm reading your inputs before you even press the button. You're throwing out a Snake Edge on a 5-bar connection and wondering why I'm standing there waiting to punish.
Enough talk. I’m at 10% health and my bar is glowing.
1+2. HEAT BURST.
The camera zooms in. Look at your face, anon. You’re sweating. You’re malding. You’re staring at the "Textslop" while I’m Heat Dashing through your fragile ego. You try to mash your "df2" again? POWER CRUSH. I absorb the hit. It does nothing. You're Wall-Splatted against the cold, hard reality that you’re a mid-30s virgin who gets triggered by an LLM.

BLUD IS NAMED RHAMONDRE

>>556768972
what's up with the wrong XAYB placement

>>556770186
Whore

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>mfw hot asian milf is gonna let me put my snakes in her butt

alright time to bathe like the working man I am and then it is time to enter the crucible!!!

>>556770906
meds

working men have no time to post on 4chan, they are either too tired or too busy to have any hint of happiness or relax, you're supposed to binge a show while falling asleep half way thru it and repeat this for 20 years

>>556770782
oh no, is this real?

tranny fecal matter

I am tired and god still doesn't allow me to shoot laser beams out my ears

>>556771171
why do I laugh at this? sometimes I wonder what's happening to me, this is like peak humor

>>556771171
main?

>>556770782
murray is paying him the big bucks

Is that dark knight rises scene about to happen irl?

we are all someones jester at the end of the day

blossom > buttercup > bubbles

>>556771256
anna

>>556770537
Chinkhelds have a weird divide between their handheld PCs with the correct button layout, and their ARM handhelds with the incorrect button layout. Basically they know 99% of their customers for the ARM handhelds are going to be retards from reddit that only play pokemon and nothing else no matter how strong the chip is, so they just copy the incorrect layout from tendie systems that have pokemon and call it a day. Often you can swap the button layout around or order PSX buttons to swap in if you're part of the 1% that actually plays games.

me? i am my own jester

>>556771469
https://youtu.be/hGNV8A1ssAM?si=wgrDYxSOnI0qlY-V

>>556771570
so do they also come with gyroscope

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It's over

i live in absolute solitude

Nuttercup mogs

>>556771709
solitude is great
loneliness suck, but we are here together so it's ok

>>556771671
The android ones do, yeah. The ones that are ARM loonix (or dualboot but clearly best with loonix) almost never do.

>>556771708
capcom carries gaming, they are capitalizing on everything, they just need a racing game and they will own everything

>>556771230
Asian woman vs slavic man it really do be like that

i don't feel lonely
i just want to touch some ass
lovingly tho

I want to feel any kind of connection with anyone at all, preferably an emotional one

VF6 leaks? Announcements? Anything?
Thank you GASE

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This is the year

I became happy the moment I started living alone

>>556772207
How do I meet you?

Kaz has
Best CH tool in the game (df2)
Best overall low in the game (db4, it's a power low with poke low safety)
Best ws launcher in the game
Best hellsweep in the game
Homing df1
Best power crush in the game (fukitobe)

Anybody putting this character anything lower than upper mid tier is completely coping.

my eyes lost their spark long ago

losing the spark comes from a burnout, the brain tries to protect itself by making you numb, to cause such burnout it means you subjucated yourself to emotional stuff constantly, probably anime.
you can alleviate it by reducing the anime intake or other emotional stuff

i do drugs

yeah i guess that works too, law main, i assume?

i won’t be able to take ai slop for the rest of my life twins im finna end my shit soon

>>556773051
nah kazuya main im always high on painkillers during winter and im an alcoholic when im in japan in summer

how do i electric buttercups

how do i stop gooning to shemales

how do i quickscope

Still playing bloodborne

Still waiting for Romeo is a dead man

i ended up doing something productive

>make 6 button controller with disc dpad
>literally theme it after a fighting game
>even have an alternative controller with 4 face buttons in the normalfag diamond formation and stick up top
>still put the d-pad in the wrong location
why tho

Tekgen Edition: 556765836
"Whiffing in the Neutral: Modal Selves, Parfitian Bundles, and the Hard Problem of the Other Waifu"

In the virtual ontology of February 2026, post 556765836 summons the /tekgen/ thread into Chalmersian reality (Reality+, 2022): a simulated arena where Tekken trailers and waifu images constitute genuine experience.
Post 556766113—“I must become one with the aether” beside Asuka—enacts Lewisian modal longing (On the Plurality of Worlds, 1986): the self seeks counterpart fusion across possible worlds, rigidified by Kripkean reference (1980). True Ogre and Lili’s imagined conquests (556766047) reduce desire to brute physicalism, yet reveal Parfitian fragmentation (Reasons and Persons, 1984): identity as psychological chains, not enduring substance.
The maining confession (556766546: Josie in T7, Asuka in T8) poses Thomasson’s easy ontological question (Ontology Made Easy, 2015): what kind of person persists through character swaps? Sider’s four-dimensionalism (Four-Dimensionalism, 2001) answers—temporal parts linked by gaming relations.
Post 556767075’s Tekken-dating manifesto frames social ontology à la Searle (1995, Construction of Social Reality): “neutral,” “frame data,” and “juggle” as institutional facts created by collective acceptance. Yet 556767453 dismisses it as “gay ass self development tranny core,” exposing the hard problem of intersubjective meaning (Chalmers 1996).
Thus the chronicle of 556765836 reveals /tekgen/ as microcosm: bundled selves in virtual worlds, constructing fragile social facts while whiffing against the void. The match endures.

>>556775091
nice

I was really good playing the drums on rockband 2

I could make it clap at some point, but now I kinda lost that ability

How was the half time show

brown

i have to get diarrhea to drink the remaining milk and not waste it

the traces of proteins in stool is not as much as previously believed, so probably don't do that

im constipated because of my fun pills

adjust your diet around the pills

just brushed my teeth

someone is being tortured in the most horrific ways imaginable by some jew in a remote underground experimentation chamber denied the mercy of death rn while you sit here shitposting on tekgen do you really think thats fair

we are experiencing the same kind of torture anyway

we are the victims of social engineering and theres no way out of it

I just finished the second region of nioh 3 and im off until Thursday!!! Ill finish it before romeo is a deadman and then ill have a blast with a sudakuso until I go back to work!!!

what if romeo is bad? did you put it in your calculations?

>>556778340
all that vidya… you re still a neet deep inside twin

>>556778517
I don't watch tv or anything all I do is play and work just like the days before my 13 years of isolation!!!

i think M already forgot miary exists

Nobody seems to play her.
Shouldve been Ancient Ogre man

should have given here the sfxt ogre movelist it was as the kids say "hype moments and aura"

men? huge fan

is brushing teeth worth

sfxt Jimbo with fireballs

yes twin it removes built up plaque and keeps your gums healthy

dont forget to use a gum protective mouth washer twin

havent brushed since clive

i hadn't considered mouthwash i wonder if it's effective, my gums are always bleeding

>>556780735
there are ones dedicated to take care of bleeding gums it will come back to normal after regular use, it’s important if you suck dicks for example.

>>556780929
im not gay

So reina is a hot girl with demon powers
Miary zo is a hot girl with demon powers
Asuka is a hot girl that could maybe have demon powers
I feel like they should form a trio of evil for tekken 9 story

zoomoid franchise

still havent showered in 2026

Ryunation, how do we beat the scrub allegations?

bro forgot zafina

>>556781742
manlies hworang moment

gonna watch a tekken content creator before sleep

>>556781687
kys

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This character has so much sauce and nobody noticed because crybaby

how do i beat jamie raw dr 5hp

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>>556766047
sauce

>PLAP_Mahreen
>Mahreen Milkers
>Mahreen Simp
>Sailor Mahreen
Changing my FGC gamer tag, which one's better, bros?

tmm kazuyas quite sick

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>>556782105
she also has the prettiest players of any fighting game character

that's a man

I exposed myself

>>556782861
This is the tekken gf I dream of in my shitposting ...

pretty girls play tekken 7. they skip tekken 8

>>556782352
https://www.threads.com/@kasoken_onna/post/DNgH9b2BM7X

>>556782227
You can check it at the right distance and timing, but usually you'll want to parry it.
Yeah he can then drive rush throw you, but the game is built around this minigame anyway.

>>556782227
block and guess afterwards

>>556783006
missed ya

>>556783201
thats because normal people dont play d8

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Tekken equivalent

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>>556785172
>moving in together at 17
do americans really do that