Previous: >>556831285>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Aoharu Hai aka "Unity Cup"Current Rate Up Trainee: New Year's Scout (3*), New Year T.M. Opera O (3*), New Year Haru Urara (3*)Current Rate Up Support Cards: New Year's Scout (SSR), SSR Sasami Anshinzawa (Pal), SSR Admire Vega (Power), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SR Tamamo Cross (Guts)Current CM: Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mMain Story Chapter 5 is out01/27 - New Beginnings Part 101/29 - NY Opera & Haru 3*+Fuku SSR+Ayabe SSR02/05 - 02/12 Racing CarnivalMid February - Capricorn Cup - Chukyo Turf 1200mhttps://umamusume.com/news/100040/https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes/>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Valentine Taiki Shuttle (3*), Valentine Sounds of Earth (3*), SSR Matikanefukukitaru, SSR Neo UniverseNew Scenario "Yukoma Hot Spring" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/93Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyz/
>>556861167>We missed out on more live footage/postingTragic... Got a refund I assume, or how did that work out, out of curiosity?>Horses are so fucking cool, and cute.This silly franchise sure taught me to appreciate them a whole lot more
Does Moving Past, and Beyond not work for the next CM?
>>556860524Fuck you I lost that CM because all of sudden I'm matched up with a fag that had new skills I didn't even know existed and because his ace had a statline that was impossible to hit on URA
shocked OP didn't link us to the jp thread againyou're alright, OP
Gaia Force of High Quality Threads
>>556861557The corner is in an awful position so nope
>Bakushin is class rep>Top Road is also class repPlease explain, im playing global, I know nothing
>>556861735wait so pump doesnt work either?
Bancho cute
>>556861749You know schools have more than one class, right?
>>556861749bakushin is worker class and ntr is bourgeoisie
>>556861853pump works, similar to cancer cup
Uma fighting game when? Or Tekken crossover when?
>>556861681Silver Sonic of Absolute Dogshit Threads
>>556861862My kinda girlfriend!
>>556861991nyooo....
>>556861853Pump works better for some reason lol
Sex with Verxina
Thoughts?
>>556861853Pump and A&S works but they have a very small activation window since Late Race happens right before the final corner ends
>>556861681
>>556861967Never, because cygames and horse mafia are fags who hate fun
is it worth torpedoing affinity for a maruzensky uniquehow good/bad is matikane or grass wonder's uniques
I desperately want to _hug Gentildonna
>>556862114she can do whatever she wants to me
>>556861967That bear dead. Panda bear dead too.
>>556861020
>>556862114Need
>>556862114
>>556861303sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after she wins the Arima Kinensniffing Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after she wins the Triple Crown sniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt while she's using my face as a chair
Is my acc bricked? I only started recently.
>>556862114put it in her butt that's why she's called pooper freak
Digitan LOVE
>>556862423
>>556862262Yes.They're pretty mediocre as inherits
>-500 carrats>-1 Rainbow Crystal ShardDANCHOU WAS RIGHT I AM A LAZY RETARD
>>556862493youre not going to have fun next scenario, I can tell you that much
umanko, as in, umamusume cunt
>>556862276Gentlewife
>>556861967>Tekken crossover when?Umas don't deserve to be in such a horrid dogshit game
>>556862493>2 TeiosUnfortunately bricked.You're very lacking speed cards to carry you off scenarios but hopefully next scenario can be doable with your race bonuses cards
>>556861749Toresen has more than one inchou because it's a big school with many classrooms
>ayabe guts is HUMAN RIGHTS for MANT>10 race bonus I’m nyooooticing
>>556862493you've got 40 minutes to reroll for MLB fuku
>>556862114I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will embrace being chained and collared by herI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>556862717it's 15 anonchama
>1h left of karuta>finish last career>2 spots on bingo left to go, and 40 coins>roll 1, it instantly lands on 1>could it be?>30 coins, 1 to go>spin the wheel baby>see all coins disappear>>it's a hit>last bingo card cleared, last coins clearedmy ocd is satisfiedthanks for reading my blog
>>556862717look at the unique passive, retard
>>556862717One day the shills, doomers and hypefags will get what they fucking deserve
>>556862638umanko, as in, mare pussy
>>556862483>>556862273powerful artistpowerful toreina duo>>556862276gentle wife gentle life
>>556862723Me when I risk it all for that triple rainbow on level 5 speed training (failure rate 35%)
>>556862423>sniffing Bourbon's perky, leotard-covered rear after she wins the Triple CrownMy beautiful undefeated triple crown trainee...
>>556862795>>556862810Fucking gameTorah needs to be replaced. It said 10%
sweepy, does the training double click (to skip animation), which you changed to lower the delay the last time, work on rainbow training? does it skip the animation stillim testing my own clicks and on rainbow training, clicking straight after (when the rainbow is popping up) does not skip the animation. the click delay is 0.01 I thinkand that you can click the window (during rainbow, and after (during skip)) a few times as well as a heads up from my manual testing ingame
Patting my oishi
>none of the event chain finishnigger game
>>556863001Shut up umaguide shill
>>556862723me when I click a 4% failure chance guts training with 4 unity training on turn 5
>>556863001Retardbro...
>>556863001are you retarded?
>>556862723Everyone talks about what happens to the Umas who fuck up but never about the Torenas. Have you ever thought about who WORKS in the glue factories? Who has to see it all happen with their own two eyes? The horses die for their sins, the torenas have to live with them, they are not the same.
https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/blob/main/module/umamusume/constants/timing_constants.py#L1in a think it used to be 1.5(?)
>>556863069Haru Urara wouldn't say this
So it is possible to get +5 with enough RB
>>556863184>>556863186Fine, compare tool shows but it should display it correctly on the actual card’s page.
>>556862717Turn it in your nooooticing badge NOW
>>556863001buy an ad
>>556863069https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P77Jfm3iB6M
>>556863310did you think there was some sort of hard cap
>>556863285she would, and if king halo hears it seiun gets crucified
>moving nowhere, and bricked doesn't work AGAINoh no no no??? dobrebros? latechads????? our matriach (parent)? wtf my win condition uma inherit?????
>meekschizo is a botternyo...
>>556863283Let him cook.
Good night friends!!!
Is shrewd step worth buying? I somehow keep getting it from spirit bombs
How many rainbow shards are we at right now if you haven't missed a single event? is it 19?
>>556863574ohnononononono he missed it hahahahahahahahahaha
>>556863000She's so cool
>>556863315>one of those comes straight from the card pageI said retardbro ironicallyNow I'm serious, you're a retard
>>556863574
>>556863574Anon...
>>556863574here
>>556863478no I am learning how to kode botting is cool and I can finally see how they are made - by real professionals! (Chinese insiders)
>>556862493no such thing as a bricked ie ruined account, but yours will have some tough challenges for the next few months. >no good speed cards>very low SR deckYou have a bunch of umas though, that should tide you over for awhile. My recommendation: Start saving carats immediately, then blow everything you've got on the NTR banner next month. With any luck you'll MLB her or at least get close, and that card will serve you well in the upcoming scenario. The other reason to go all-in is that there's a very good SR card, also for the new scenario. The final reason to go all-in on NTR banner is that you desperately need a stronger SR deck. Post-NTR banner, save like a fiend until Light Hello/Agnes Tachyon. This will be your first major upgrade, which goes especially hard for you because most of your 3* umas are pacers. I would skip the SMaru card, then save until November for Ramonu and Sounds of Earth, excellent Wit and Stamina SSR's, respectively. Then save again until Speed Pasa, at which point the difference between your deck and the rest of /uma/'s won't be significantly different unless they're Day One whales. tl;dr no you're not bricked but your umas will be substantially weaker compared to most because your support card deck is very weak. Strengthening it should be your first priority.
Would Curren let me cum inside?
>>556863504Good night fren!!
>>556863574Yes, it's 19.
>>556863706wow you've been saving that free rainbow crystal for a while huh
>>556863737vibing isnt coding
>>556863793She lets you cum ONLY if it's insideDoesn't matter what hole first, but it has to be all of them, in whatever order you wishBut you have to kiss her later, so choose wisely
Tanuki posters will be prostituted
newfag here should I reroll fuku or fine motion?
>>556863832He can use it in any card even if he's saving it for almond eye.
>>556863947the rainbow hodler
>>556862423uma butts are a gift from god
>>556863832The semen retention must continue, torena-san
>>556863834asking AI is really useful and you can mine it really hard to find out cool things its especially helpful for me because I can ask it to: >list a bunch of different functions (different ways to do things) >go through lists (like the registry) and find cool things>write out (that 10 years ago I wouldve had to type manually) a list of numbers to make charts, like a dec - binary - hex chart
>>556863457
>>556863393got a hard cap for you right here
>>556863793She won't let you, but she'd prefer if you did anyway.
>>556863916fine motion. you can borrow fuku
>>556863574Yes, it's 19. No, anons are not telling the truth, they're just being contrarian wannabe comedian FAGGOTS
>>556863749ty anon-kun I will do my best, mostly having fun just reading about my umas for now
>>556863457i'll save my tachyonpost for later in the thread, I hope that's fine with you anon-kun
>>556863832nta but those should be saved for cards with longevity imo, so nothing really to use it on currently (especially with 2 selectors coming next month with mant)
>>556864212Umapyoi with all of them
I cant code so it is useful for me because I can ask it to >list umafunctions>list reserved umavariables >list umacommands >give me the /? result of a cmd command to avoid using their bad display
>run kikuka sho with 350 stam frontrunner>1st>i accidentaly selected tenno sho
>>556864235sex sex sex sex sex>>556864309based
>>556864349happy for you and sorry for your loss
basedhowever if you get any ideas about using it, my experience of it from this month is that ~6 hours of asking AI = 10 minutes of logically thinking about a problem (if you actually want to get things done). it is good for getting words on the page
>>556864235>sexier than that other literal nsfw pasa imageHow do gyarus do it...
wtf Maru I just wanted to farm points
>>556864539sex appeal goes beyond "haha nipples and pussays"
Can you recognize your oshi just by looking at their seiyuu?
It's ironic because in order to use Artificial intelligence, you need actual Natural Intelligence, otherwise you'll end up fucking up
>>556864597WHAT THE FUCK MARUZENSKY STOP
>>556864630and that place beyond is the ass
What decks do people use to make guts Umas?3 Guts/2 Speed/Riko? 4 Guts? Only 1 Speed?
this applies to every umamusume, they are like dogs
>>556864630Scantily clad > naked > decently clothed > totally covered
Just in time.
asscheeks from the front thru thigh gap sex (appeal) >>556864698agree. I have seen it be a mess
Can someone explain to me why Spe-chan is considered a chud?
>>556864760>>556864845Bit of a case by case thing for me, but generally I'd agree.
>>556864927irl horse
>>556864927Yes.
>>556864917all umas should have this bust size
>>556864917awooga! needs BIG swimsuit!
>>556864864The legendary butt fangs...
>>556864927Racist horse. Hates Chestnutters.
>>556864917books are stored in the boobs
>>556864948ObviouslyIn the case of Ryan it's completely reversed
>>556864927got prematurely ripped apart from his human mom who he loved very muchfoster chestnut horse mom abused himbecame a chud towards chestnutsforever mind broken by el and grass (chestnuts) and would have a melty any time he saw them which was very often
>>556865121In Biwa's case she stored them in her head
Hmm today I will do some runs using the new Fukukitaru card>wit +4>card doesn't show up the entire run>wit +4>finally get the first event to trigger and lose the first round of unity cupWhat a fun game
nta but he did the same thing I did>go to gametora>go to supoka, sort by descending race bonus>pic related resultsbecause I'm a dumdum and didn't select upcoming supoka as well. I can hit 60RB before borrow, so if I borrow NN I hit 75. Whales can hit 90. If I get retardedly lucky I'll MLB Ayabe on free pulls, gets me to 80. But I'm not counting on that, counting on getting zilch like Riko banner
>>556864845
Everyone wants Special Week's shoes.
>>556863706>holding the rainbow crystal since November>hasn't bothered to do any events, missing half the rainbow shardswhy? Isn't that at cross purposes?
>>556865212didn't grass have a boner when he saw spe
>"dude MANT is so awful it's the worst scenario the japanese hated it!">turns out all the hate is coming from autists who run 300+ careers for each CM and being upset that MANT allows actual planning and calculating instead of just spamming the slot machine
>A&S doesn't work for capricornSo what do you even inherit on fronts? Nothing? Generic bullshit like Shooting Star?
>>556865530Are you really only working on Capricorn right now?
>>556865530>capricorn>frontsThat's your mistake bwo
>pre debut>already 3 +30 energy events, no slow metabolism
Stop making me horny
>>556865706This is a bad sign btw
>>556865603
>>556865835Taishin seems like the kind of girl who hates you in public but loves to sext you
Mambo!
call me crazy but i think i might skip ramonu and go for bobo wit instead (because i'll have also just blown my load on CB wit)NB: ramonu's TE is contingent on buying 5 velocity skills
>>556864948Fuji has huge sex appeal and not just because of her racing outfit
>>556865530Creek and PasaAlso, it works but won't be the 100% best choice
I still have my ticket and crystal because I have choice paralysis.
>>556865998You will buy over 30 skills when Ramonu drops anon.I hope Taishin is your oshi if you are spending carats on propaganda and balls.
>>556865998...are you not buying 5 velocity skills?
>>556829649does she run good
Start making me horny
boy sex
>>556866326uoooh sexy umamusumesuoooh junior fillies
>>556866326Sure
>>556865835It was a total gamble, either she kills him for asking for something that bold or she finally caves, glad he actually won
>>556864689Yeah.
If you're going to roll for the doggy please be respectful to her. i don't want to see any lewd stuff regarding her, I will not allow it >:(
You know what I need?King Halo licking Kawakami Princess armpits.
>>556866437unironically one of the most stinky duos to date
Don't umas smell really bad?
>>556866169well, i just dropped 200 pulls on all uma for her, and i'm also pulling shakur, so yeah, kinda>>556866201in the middle of a career? i mean, i guess if you need to before ramonu is any good, then you'll do it
>>556866370remember that they are weak to kabedons
>>556866513You need to stop being brown
>>556866608horses smell like hay and sexy pheromones
>>556866608insanely and unbelievably stinky
>>556866510No
>>556866370
>>556866608Spetard and oguri do.Too much eating and farting.
sorry danchoe.... I'm too deep into the urara mines...not my fault there are like 3 dirt G1s and 1 is in summer
>>556865465>end career 30s too late>missed another rainbow
>>556863504gn
Finally got my first 9*
>>556866861congrats anon
>>5568668619* late?
>>556866861Congrats! The first one opens the floodgates to even more!
>>556866861Fugg
Caprihorny is here!
>>556866861Congratulations
>>556864689>fatOBUHI
>>556866861>9* power>9* dirt>9* uniqueWTF CONGRATS
They'll give us a selector for the anniversary, right?
>>556866437Why's there a few blurry pixels down by Cafe's ass?
>can easily run my wife for this sprint CM>can run her for dirt CM without too much trouble>could already run her perfectly in medium/longIt doesn't matter when or where, she's always ready to go one on one
Am I bricked? Started 2 months ago.
>>5568671261 free and 1 paid, yes
GO AWAY
>>556867183But CMs are three on three on three..
>>556867183>she's always ready to go one on oneWith the Undertaker?
Luna is a dumb name
>>556867182You don't wanna know
>>556867187no. I addressed this in an earlier post, most of it applies to you, but less so because you have kitasan
Fine Motion refused to give me Speed Star.
>>556867187ur fine
>>556867187no, but you need more SR copies to build a race bonus deck
>>556866796This Urara face makes me feel some things...
>>556867264Baku, this isn’t the pit I was looking for
>CM timeFINALLY
>>556867342So is Anonymous, yet here you are.
>>556867187>lb2 yeppersYesJust like me with lb3 yeppers REE
>>556867463lollmao
Why aren’t we using our IGN’s here?
>>556867516You can use and uncap crystal on it
>>556866232We won't really know until she runs in a debut, there are indicators (the double circles in the bottom right corner are one of them) that can signal a foal being good but they do not guarantee that for sureAlso noticed that I was retarded and somehow imagined Curren and Falco already having two foals. In reality, the second one is on the way
>>556867650But I am?
>>556865998The deciding factor might end up being how important Race Bonuses are in Grand Live. 5 isn’t a lot but it is something. Gold Groundwork is really tempting, though…
Explain to me how to play with Wit as if I were 5 years old
My umas have so much trust in me that they allow me to be in the locker room when they change before and after a race.
>>556867489Kris S deserves this costume more
I like Tachyon's voice but with the 2 oranges this song is so much better
>>556867843think about how each training = +1 to your training count (on speed). AKA training speed = -1 from MAX 25 (or 20) to get to level 5 (or 4) to get big gains
>>556867843drop dictus and dober
Image training for MANT
>>556867886kek
>>556868064What's stopping an uma from straight up crippling their trainer for life for making them do this?
>>556867843Don't play 2 speed on 0% uma, unless you hate yourself
>>556866868
>>556867843WHY ARE YOU IN URA
>>556867773i guess the question is: is it worth investing in the card and swapping out taking the lead for gold groundwork and better stats, assuming you still have access to regular groundwork via smaruyou can get taking the lead from palmer stamina, but there's not a chance in hell i can afford her on top of everyone else, so she'd have to be my borrow slot
>Club member mentions that twitter gifIf he wasn't contributing like 400k fans a day I would've taken him out the back and euthanized him
>>556868189She rebelled by jobbing at URA but check out these phat whites (pls don't ask for the blue)
>>556868060and?
>>556868392why?t. not him
>>556868064what the fuck, did you never raise any stats just pure race?
>>556868439get a third speed card, get a wit with 50 specialty priority (DaiSca/Tachyon/Sunday)
>>556868395not him but please post a video of a run where you do a lot of races. I have never gone above 4. I only do 3 races twice a run. I want to get 1M fan runs I want to see how you guys are doing it
>>556868269newfag btw
>>556867973No it isn't
>>556868480Rotten apple spoils the bunch
I love Rice
>>556866796
>>556868538I don't have them on MLB yet
>>556868392>getting upset by the absolute lowest level of degeneracyThat's not evens scratching the surface of shitgo back to where you came
>>556868847DELETE THIS
>>556868269It's faster for parents
>>556868847I would do this to Ulala
>my Fine Motion does nothing this CM and just diesDamn, do I really need to make a different Ace?
>>556868704>parental modecouldn't be me
>>556868602Unity is better if you have bad cards, and it’s good to get experience in the format
>>556868860>getting upset over me getting upset at someone elselmao, faggot
>>556868392>I would've taken him out the backkinky
BWO IS THAT BIG?
>>556868392that image has corrupted the entire uma community. if you filtered your club for people unaffected by it you would be alone.
>>556869169always has been
I’ve liked Bakushin/Kita pits since day 1 though?
>CM alreadyI wanted to make a better King Halo but 3spd 3wit without mlb wit cards and no proper 3rd speed card is AIDS
>>556868498>>556868547Yeah, you can clear career with Oguri on just races, although it's not consistent. Take speed+stam sparks and a deck that maximizes your RB, train mainly speed junior year, and you can just start racing nonstop as soon as the game allows you. Not recommending this btw, it's not very efficient.
parent farming with El is such a clock waster. She constantly jobs career goals I don't know how and why
Believing this place wasn't a degenerate cespool before Bakupits you're a tourist that should go away because that's the most normal thing us fuckers like
>First Dirt S Mile S run with Shichi>Good skills and rolled high until senior year summer so speed and power never reached above 1100>Second Dirt S Mile S run with Shichi>Barely any skills, loses almost every race and low rollsDamn
>>556867843I don't think Rudolf is the best for this. You spam wit for easier energy management, take speed rainbows whenever you can, and hit stamina/power if the TE/bonus cards land on it. Takes a bit of time to recognize how low you can go in terms of energy.
>posting the four eyeseeew
>>556866796wat club so i can snitch
>>556869482Can't be worse than Ryan.
>>556869169awooga!
>>556867843when no rainbow on speed, click witdo not use ikuno shittus card
>>556869487As a genuine /uma/ citizen I prefer more wholesome topics like Tachyon rapist and irl mare fucker
>>556863014I deadass didn't even know u can skip the anim
Prostitute umas
>>556869487y-yes us 4channers t-the internet hate machinewe're anomalous
>>556869676Hi Curren Chan desu!
>>556869656yeah I realized it and then ran straight to sweepybot to try and snag a push
>>556869487Armpits by themselves are great but I find licking and sniffing them gross, even more so when they're sweaty
>>556869656yo fr bruh legit no cap??
Post'em I slacked halfway through
Its Urara's first day on her new job say something nice to her!
>>556869645bad support?
>>556869810wrong tit size, please kill yourself
>>556869810Awooga, big tits are good
>>556869931I dunno, like 2mil I think? I'm on the jp client so I can't check right now
>>556869957no energy rec
>>556869931You brought me happiness Doto I will be sparking for you on the all uma
>>556861539the races are tonight/tomorrow actually
>>5568699312.6m
>>556869931Decent
>>556869941Look at her go!
>>556870008nyoooo
Retention secured
>>556863014>>556869818Wait what the fuck are u talking about I'm playing manually and tapping again does nothing Is this gaslight
>>556870360
>>556869028She's my wife
>>556870360bwo, it ended at 593k last week
>>556869931I was slacking off but had 120% event bonus so still got points
>>556869931>>556870183Well shit, never mind.
>>556869941>>556870269Surely nothing wrong will happen.
>>556870529proof?
>>556869810awooga
Luna means moonMoon means to show one's ass
>>556870760it means a round ass
>>556870625our proposal
Your oshi is a slut.
>>556862423I say this
Anyone spent their hint books yet?
Maya has potential for this CM but she keeps jobbing at haruten
>>556870994On Oguri's 777 only
>>556871052Bwo your Tachyon Triple 7 parent?
>>556871027god i hate being enslaved by stinky uma feet...
>>556863793For the right price
>Capri sign upsAaaaaaaaaaaaa i don't have anyone to field noooooooooooo
>>556871236>slopping my dear boy wife
>>556871163I made one of course. Parent gives 2 hints and discount is 3 hints so it's at max discount if I get it on inspo.
>>556870994I've been thinking about maybe spending them on Taiki since I've been using her every mile cm, but with Bobo and Dia-chan around the corner I think I'll save for a bit longer....
>>556870994You are supposed to spend everything on your favorite uma you soulless metafag
>>556870961
>>556871236wtf now I hate Kitasan Black too
>>556871261Who do you want to field?
600 pieces + rotation + voronoihttps://jiggie.fun/vgumahttps://jiggie.fun/vgumahttps://jiggie.fun/vguma
>>556871236I'm gay for boys with tits now
>>556871236Cheval means big boobs
>Zero effort slopwhy are you niggers replying
>>556871519>voronoi
>>556869931
>>556871261I hope there isn't any anon rushing a last minute sprint pasa here
Are FKKTR + Tachyon still the best spark farming combo for compatibility?
>>556871037Too big
>>556871261I didn't have a good sprint parent until literally yesterday, many of us are in the same boat
>>556871027What deck are you running?
>>5568718894 wit 2 speed and 4* stamina sparks
>>556871236Too small
>>556871841You literally don't need a sprint parent. Just use whoever has the most power sparks and borrow someone with turf.
I want to go fishing with seiun sky
>>556871983Try switching to 3 Speed and 3 Power with the same spark set up
>>556872207yeah, "fishing"
>>556872232But she's a pace chaser she needs wit
I want to go peeping with Digitan
>>556872321You’ll be fine with FineMo borrow
>>556872321Don't get wit from sparks use cards
I want to have sex with Mayano Top Gun
there is ONE (1) G1 race which gives wit spark, so DO IT!
>>556872537Pidar scum
>>556872386Shouldn't I use Riko instead? 2 speed 3 wit and Riko?>>556872386>>556872456You are literally telling me to use 3 power cards lmao
>>5568726353 speed 2 wit riko, change to late on tenno sho spring
>>556872635OH WIT NOT POWER
>>556872758>Don't get power from sparks use cardsHuh???
>>556872635>>556872758>>556872853I meant 3 Speed, 3 Wit. Not 3 Speed 3 Power. Sorry, Long day.
>>556872731>>556872758>>556872935Thanks I will try again
>>556872935>Sorry, Long day.Anon, Long was last cm. This one's a sprint.
>>556861303What does the red exclamation mark mean before transferring some of my umas?It's been ages since I've played and I don't see anything explaining it in game.
If I have to borrow one and I only have 0LB to use of the other, should I borrow Bakushin or FM?
Is this the armpit game?
>>556873205it says it in the image
>>556873205It's literally written in your screenshot. You've used it as a parent before.
>>556873194
>he thinks uma is degenerate when other gacha shit have literal porn in itlol
>>556873278if 2 speed 4 wit borrow bakushin
cute
Ahhhhhh that hot spring trip felt nice
>>556873405this isnt porn theres no actual butthole. still have to use your imagination (this is softcore porn)
>>556873282uma is a sniffer's game. pits, feet, butts, take your pick.
>>556873315>>556873321I JUST noticed that and feel stupid as fuck. Thank you.
getting confused by this cmthe more mid race i put the further back they end up
>>556873629>getting confused by this cmstop overpreparing for the rng cm
>>556873629Power check?
>the creek FAGGOT HOMO woke upthread dead
glue. nail polish remover. paint. paint thinner
does anyone have an image or gif of maya pointing her fingertips together in game
>>556873725sprint SUCKSI can't wait for the return of mile kino
>>556874106>dirtno kino there
Are there Super Creek versions of this meme?
>>556874106Can't wait for the kino with 9 playable characters
>>556874139Curren Chan...
>>556873612I'll take some musky pussies
...
>>556871683cute flustered wei
>>556874439Danchou...
Have you guys thought about how genuinely horrifying it would be to live in Uma world? These people that are otherwise normal but have enough strength to kill you with their bare hands. No matter how hard you train you'll realistically never stand a chance if they decide to get serious, Nishino Flower would curl your highest bench PR. Rape is the least of your worries; violence is much more common, and mentally you'd be afraid to talk back if they tried pushing your boundaries even in mundane circumstances.Is this how women feel around men? Jesus christ.
Yada yada I don't wanna ii ya da
>>556869931I failed to unlock the 3 million point threesome scene
Can horses enjoy cunnilingus?
>>556874672God created men and uma, Colt made them equal.
>>556874672Uma is based on Japanese values not american ones so it would be okay.
>>556874860What if the uma also gets a gun
>>556874672How did I know what the last sentence of this would be from the first? Oh right, you type like a pseud. Fuck off.
>Overprepare for the most RNG CM to date>Lose to a 900-1000/400-500/600-700/300/500-700 uma with sprint/turf A anywayAre you ready for sprint CM?
>>556874859Only if you're good at it, and since that requires practice I doubt your umas will
>>556874672horrifying?
>>556874859they are not that different from women
>>556874860there is no colt only filly
>>556874957There's no way anyone's overpreparing for sprint. I'm sure /uma/'s been done since 2 weeks ago.
>>556874957>underprepared>if i lose, i expect the outcome>if i win, it's double the win considering i did subpar umas this time aroundAll results lead to my victory
>>556874957I consistently win against /uma/ so I'll easily get platinum
>>556874672Everyone can point a gun at you and kill you in the real world you dumb fucking nigger.
>>556875147I consistently win against /uma/ and lose against public rooms so I'll get matched with a gigapig and get gold.
>>556874948Maybe it's because you agree with me and you know deep down that I'm right.>Type like a pseudwhat the fuck is a pseud?
>>556874957I'm never ready for any CM.
>>556874957>he spent a month farming groundwork parents and aces>my retard paces will steal the lead back via turbo sprinti can't wait for the kino
>>556875225ok she is actually unintelligible here
STOP FUCKING POSTING PORN
>>556875269Google it.
>Still I Rise in today's Tokyo 3Rthird time's a charm eh
Does double circle affinity provide a significant boost for inspirations or is there virtually no difference if you're just a few points away from hitting the double circle?
>>556869931And this was with me being busy for 2 days during the discounted TP period and letting danchou down by not being able to fully deplete the bar on those days. Being able to break 2 million is still fun to see.
no actually the little anime girl could not curl my PR if not because youre retarded then because she doesnt run on all fours
>>556875216Man whenever Taishin does that I feel the impossibly wild urge to hug her>>556875225They really nailed the GFE here
>>556874672>imagine walking through the park back home after a long day at work>get chased by a pack of gyarumas who were just smoking and drinkingrunning is useless, fighting is useless, all you can do is beg and hope it ends quickly
>>556875547yjk
>>556875453no, it's just a threshold and it's not a maximum either
>>556869931MLB Fuku really balooned my points, even while grinding out sprint aces.
>>556874957i thought i was figuring it outhave to be top 2 to get the accelerations so i put heaps of midrace in some careers todaybut they activated too early and got pushed even further back than normalso now i'm done, i don't have any bright ideas leftmaybe will try to make el cp
can I win B finals with her?
I need this horse in my life so bad
>>556875453Just makes it so instead of running 1000 careers to get what you want, to maaaybe run just 998
>>556875648your lucky groundwork pace to avoid pace down?
>>556875650it's all rng who cares
>>556874957I stopped trying when I lost a lobby to some little timmy's A rank taiki with 1000 speed and no accels
Ardan's BIG boobies, holy fuck! She has two of them, TWO fucking FAT tits! Goddamn. One big fat titty, and then one FUCKING more!! I LOVE HER AND HER FAT TITS RAAAAAAAAAARGH
>>556861303Looking for 1Anyone else wants to join? Rules are the following>5 days of inactive login or 5 days flatline >6 million monthly quota >Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here and put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
>>556875792
I won
>>556876017This is true
>>556876017WINRAR!! WOO!
Day 2 of my descent into horse madness. I fear that the smug opera horse and the pink goofball have ensnared the lump of coal that used to be my heart. It burns us. Send help.
>>556875706>lucky groundwork pace to avoid pace down?are you talking about making groundwork pace to try to become pacemaker when there's no fronts?it's a pretty separate consideration from pace down because pace down is continuously on for the first half of the race and so can't be "avoided" by any one thing
>>556874672>>556874672>Is this how women feel around men? Jesus christ.Hot, I know.
>>556874957Preparing and chasing the "perfect" run is part of the fun for me, regardless of the result.
>3* groundwork appears on the Seiun that jobs some races instead of the one with 700k fansFuckity fuck fuck fucking fuck
>>556874672No, cause even 10 women can beat a man but 10 men can't beat an uma
>>556874672Don't look up the target audience/majority consumer of rape literature
women its women the demographic
Three sleep depriveds in a row
>>556876379It's male trainers followed by regular women
B+ freshly boiled post dox to join
>>55687637985% ojiisan, 15% cucks
>>556876704Mambro...
>>556876379wtf it's all epsato
>>556876540yeah cause im fucking her (shes so based and cute)
>>556874957I'm oshi gaming with C Biwa and Kawakami, I did have to throw in a meta pick with Bakushin, but I'm happy getting a chance to have some sovl where anything can actually win. Best chance to have fun before the dirt CM which seems like that's going to have some definitive winners no matter what.
>>556875894THAT'S MY WIFE DELETE THIS.
>>556874672I think you're massively overanalyzing a fictional universe that exists solely to exhibit "horse racing but cuter"
oh no i'm going to be killed by an umamusumeplease no anything but that
hi umas if an odd numner - 1 = an even number then why isnt 1 - 1 = 0 = an even number tell me that
If an uma suddenly fights another one, do their trainers have to fight too?
>>556876765
>>556877441
Man, coming here was a mistake. I got a severe uma asshole licking fetish from the "sniffing tazuna butt" ritual posy. What would uma asses taste like? Would their anuses be self cleaning like real horse? Would they kick you while you lick?
Bakushin is hot and her racewear design is one of the best and few acknowledge it because she leans towards joke character. Acknowledge it now
>>556871519Done
>>556877441because an even number is not an odd number - 1an even number is a number that can be divided by 2 with no remainder in the result0/2 = 0, no remainder
>>556877567of course, the contract said: for better or for worse
CM10 gaslight guide when?
>>556876654Grassu would not rape me..
>>556878061just pull up the cancer cup guide and ignore turf horses
>>556878159I still remember that novel...
it's impossible for me to rape an umamusume and also impossible for me to be raped by an umamusume
>>556878273please post it
>>556878293Orfevre would rape you in a heartbeat. Literally NOTHING you could do about it.
>>556878293Yeah cuz umamusume aren't real
>>556862717Reminder
>>556878159>when torena refuses to roleplay and just consents right away
>>556878403https://www.pixiv.net/novel/show.php?id=16530352#2
i hope i get matched against retards who are chasing >55 rb in MANT
>>556878486if you don't have at least 2 of these cards MLB, you're NGMI
>>556878234Can you post that one
>>556878413Don't worry Shion's got this
Why did witfraud say that Taiki is bad for this CM?
>>556861303Urara raped me
>>556878770Gentil wouldn't rape me
>>556878413>Orfevre(You) would be luck if some random faceless Umamusume A look at you
The only cards you NEED as in HUMAN RIGHTS for MANT are Urara and Yeppers. If you failed to MLB any of them your umas will DIE.
>>556878486I think this is bullshit>39 SR cards>18% chance for SR>1 SR guaranteed per tenner>Ayabe rate up is 1%how is this not better odds -by a lot than SSR rates? >3% SSR rate>0.75% NTR
>>556877851post one even number that is still even when you - 1, please
>first eishin careerDEUTSCHLAND
>>556878535Does getting erect mean I consent?
>>556878703ntaI have two of these at 3LB and one of these at MLB
>>556878726Shion misses and accidentally hurts her foot because she'll always be second rate
>>556873405umas for this feel?
>>556876379>world where women exist who can overpower men>thread is constantly full of people fantasizing about being raped by umaswtf we literally ARE women
>>556878841Truly the most shocking one
>>556878892marked
>>556878687kansha!
>>556878892AUSLANDER AUS!
you fuckers told me it was only 1 hour per career
>>556878912No but cumming does
MY FIRST WIN
>>556878061>CM10 gaslight guide when?>accelsfront uses A&S and planchapace uses plancha + creek I guesslate uses pump + redshiftends lmao>statline1200 speed, 601 stamina, 800 power>metaSMaru/Falco/OG Pasa/XOguri for frontstaiki/OG pasa for pacedigitan/OG Oguri for lateends lmao
>>556878887You can spark SSR, you can't spark SR
>>556878486reminder that with every new release the odds of getting the NEW card you want are worse than in the last releasehowever this also means that the odds for THIS card you want are better every time because you can get it in the future pulls too.. a natural log? e? perhaps...sooo yeah idk if he put into his calculation here all of the future banners that we all know will happen (so we dont need infinity) because of JP
>>556875648please do not post these mean bully pictures
WHEN THE HECK IS MANT COMINGI'M NOT TRAINING FOR THE DIRT SHIT CM IF ARRIVES DURING IT
>>556879134i can't tell if you're giga retarded or trying to be funny
>>556878841
>>556879258round 2 day 2 of aquarius
>>556879168holeh based! GJ, keep going. I look forward to seeing more wins in the future with your trainee!
>>556879163Wallahi I'm finished
>>556878892BASED>>556879125ULTRA BASED
DICK CUM VAGINA SEX IN PUSSY. INTERCOURSE send post .
>>556879314
>>556879168Congrats anon
>>556878912yes. If you really and truly do not want to have sex and you are a man, you will not get erect. If you have enough mental control and are simply disinterested in sex, you cannot get forced to get erect. You have to have carnal desire or you won't get hard. you can be forced to ingest erection-causing drugs, but a) I'm not considering that, b) the cleverer umas would already slipped those into your drink, and c) just fuck your trainee, what are you, gay?
>>556879110Chaika sex.
>>556879518>>556879314>>556878841These ones are hot as fuck
>>556878815Because SFV is an accel skill so you won't get the full 4 seconds of accel as late race position starts halfway through its duration (remember you only accel when late race starts, which is why Pump and A&S has barely a window here since the late race position starts when the final corner almost ends)
>>556879168gz beast
>>556879175I'm aware of that, but that has nothing to do with probabilities. Please address the compared probabilities
>>556879568>If it's a legitimate rape, the toreina body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.
>>556879662
yes you can get an erection when you dont want one without drugs case 1: being touch-starved (anime website) case 2: prostate stimulationcase 3: taboo; fear-response; olfactory
i blame dark bays
>>556879763Which uma would stimulate your prostate in order to put p0n0s in vag00?
Why are you arguing with women? They’ll never admit to being wrong.
sister stuck in washing machine
>>556879902>women>on 4chan
Did Victoria Frontier post a guide yet?
>>556879901gold shiprudolfi maruzensky the german one
>>556879974Curren posters are 50% women. Brian posters too (different sets of women).
>>556879970>
>>556879901Grass, Dia and Cafe's Friend while Cafe holds you
>>556880160I'm not a woman, I'm just gay
>>5568778510/0 = 00 is an even number! mwahaha!! https://i.4cdn.org/vg/1770681990265798s.jpg
>>556880160I'm a woman and I post none of those>Post titsYou don't want to see 30+ year old tits.
>>556880202ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING ROLLING
Imagine being in Tracen while umas are in heat
>>5568803030/0 = 1
>>556879763Can confirm
>>556879568>If you have enough mental control and are simply disinterested in sex, you cannot get forced to get erect.idk about you and i don't want to get weird about this but i can say from experience that this isn't 100% true
>>556880160What >>556880356 said, especially saggy black woman tits
>homos arguing about fake genders again
>>556880356>X posters are Y>But I'm Y and I don't XYour complete inability to comprehend basic logic makes me believe you might actually be a female.
>>556880378wrong!
>>556880202Is she inside? or I'm inside?
>>556880446why are you black
>>556880356>>556880446things said by our christmas cake office lady coworkers as we chug beers together at the bar after workall-gender ojii-san general
>>556878486>>556878887>>556879704>>556879198>100 free pulls Riko+Rice>50 free pulls Fuku>Still at 0 R Riko
>>556880605Doto would say this
>>556878687Whore trainer, seducing his innocent umamusume with his exposed collarbone. He needs correction.
got a hard on just from a girl talking to me once like a little freak I am
Human women aren't real, post umas instead.
>>556880665>Didn't get a single copy of R Riko from the 100 free pullsGrim, did you at least pull a SSR Riko from there?
I'm a torena not a slut
Why has /uma/ attracted a crank I already have to deal with them at work
why the HECK didn't they just give oguri or pasa A dirt they FORCED me to get more sparks
>>556880902Got her at 0LB at Fuku banner
>>556880910t. 0 = odd crowd
>>556881002because they're frauds that barely ran dirt unlike digiGOAT
>>556878687I wish I could read
>>556880910wtf is a crank? you interact with them at work? are you literally a cog in a machine attached to a spinning device?
>>556880905Real trainers don't seduce their trainees wearing tight pants>>556880910
>>556880758I did nothing wrong..
There's no women in /uma/ until they post proofs of their fat or flat titties.
>>556881002It's a gameplay feature to make you breed Urara's dirt sparks. Game design and all that. Urara having dogshit affinities, being useless and a starter uma makes the gameloop all the more necessary.
>>556880565correct!0/0 = 67 because 67 * 0 = 0
>>556881192With the power of clankers you can read any languageI need to do my reps too
thaf...that, dont ean to be- dont wanna be!
>>556881218Why did you reply to me I don't wear tight pants
>>556881253
>>556881272>make you breed Urara
>>556881303once again you are taking what I say and using it wrong... but ogey its just let 0 = 2 I dont know what this whole world has a such a big problem with letting 0 = things. or 1 = things if I ever build a computer I will probably do it so that you can make let 0 = i, or 0 = string. then you will seeuma
>>5568811180 is a prime number2 is the only even prime therefore 0 is not even
I got 174 skill points left. Double Wet Conditions, Intimidate, Ramp Up, or Double Sprint Straightaway? Or can do single wet and straightaway?
>>556881695thankyougoing to mental gymnastics this for 5 mins
>>556881731Oops, wrong pic.
Grabbing Kita off the very first 10 pull, mutating her in mant then running her for the dirt CM
>MANT will give us much more skill points>Nothing to spend it on because im forced to run Fuku, Nishino, Yeppers and other stat sticks
>>556881731Ramp up obviously, how is this a question
>>556881623>relentlessly pedantic and unskillednow this is true autism, none of that weak baby food "savant syndrome"
if mummy is so le good why didn't anyone gaslight me into pulling for her?
>>556880160that is the dumbest shit I've heard in weeks. I don't think you know anything about women, or Curren/Brianposters
>>556882029Member of the 50% spotted
>>556881253damn, trainers look like this?
>>556881731>single wet and straightaway?this is best, always go for more skills than stronger skills unless you're talking about gold accels
>>556882020>Nobody said to pull Falco>Nobody said to pull Taishin>Nobody said to pull MummyIm nooticing
>>556881695no, a prime number is ! < 1 * = 2 (if 3 then it is not, I mean) in uma game skills codeif it was shifted, so that a prime number didnt have to be greater than 1, and had to be greater than -1, then 0 would be even
>>556881253>anon is posting juicy ojii-san ass again
>>556880430it is true, even attested to in historyRomans during some periods of persecution would chain Christian men and have prostitutes try and get them erect so they could fuck and violate Christian sexual ethics. They thought that was funny. Sometimes it worked, but sometimes it didn't, and when it didn't, they got mad
Unsure of what to do so I will do a Initial stats run. Which turns out to be a F2P deck
ogurisaurus rex
>>556882261Giwtwm
>>556882116I can also do Plan X from Countermeasure?
>>556879134Everytime I see witgod I can only think of the sweepy image
>>556880665>>556880902me too! well, almost:>100 free Riko/Rice pulls>200 Kitasan pulls>50 Fuku pulls0 SSR Riko, 0lb R Riko VERY DISCOURAGING
I get that that's where our first meeting was, but why was I hanging around the dorm pools without a trainee?
>>556882369it is pretty inefficient, so nolike marginally useful 10% of the time, really useful 10% of the time, and completely useless the rest of the time
>>556881917You will get skills from winning races based on distance and strategy as well, that's why people will try to get to 50% Race Bonus while balancing Gold Skills.>Another Disorient (or other useless debuff skill) hint from Unity BurstI honestly hope we will get less of that in MANT
>>556882359SHE'S REAL
>>556882114Nyes.
in primes => -1 woorld, 0 is the smallest prime numebr that wrld? umamusume
>>556882324Behold my initial stats with speed and power sparks
>>556882359the meme is full circle...
>>556882359Ogurin Rex...
>>556882669Uhh
>>556879680It was even worse during Virgo, 2 seconds of 0.4 accel is already great
>>556882669
>>556882359this is like people talking about gilgamesh and they use the fate version
>>556882669>>556882324forgot pic of course
>>556882481The Three Goddsses told you to go there.
>>556882898>TeioBricked run
>>556882110that's all it takes for you to think anon is a woman? If they Currenpost (most of which slutshame memeing) or Brianpost? god that's depressing. you can usually tell if a woman talks on 4chan if they talk enough, but they're so few and far between, get harassed when they speak up as women (good, tits or gtfo), that unless they use obvious tells like instagram grammar/punctuation (which anons can easily imitate), you won't be able to tell. >inb4 foid spottedI am a short, balding, ugly oji-san, the nicest thing I could say about my appearance is that I weigh 130lbs
Imagine being some random boy thinking you have a shot at scoring an Uma GF during their school festival but then you get there and it's super obvious that they're all definitely fucking their trainers
>>556881695>0 is a prime numberIt's not. There's also a misconception that 1 is a prime number but this is also false. A prime number is defined outside of the requirement that it is not the product for two smaller natural numbers only for n > 1. The reason for this draws back to the Fundamental Theorem of Arithmetic (also known as the prime factorisation/unique factorisation theory) which states that every number (n > 1) is represented as the unique product of a set of primes (e.g. 20 is factored down to 2 x 2 x 5 [via breaking down 10 x 2, or 5 x 4]); as a result, 1 cannot be a prime number because if it were then there would not exist a unique factorisation for any number, since you could endlessly string 1's (e.g. for 20 you could have 2 x 2 x 5 x 1 to 2 x 2 x 5 x 1 ^ n). This same logic applies to 0, and any negative (since you could just string together something like -2 * 0.5 * 2 * -0.5 which acts as 1 and then string those endlessly)
>>556882853I see nothing wrong with that
>>556883157that's when i knew i wanted to be a trainer
0bwos we so back
>>556882898holy early stats batman
>>556883160The integers are an integral domain therefore 0 is a prime
>>556883091aelred...
mare pussyfilly pussy
>>556882359>no source link, no results on ResearchGateSad!
>>556883091Aelred...
>>556883091please be a teiobro.... ovr repvtation...
>>556883310who?oh, the pic. Some anon posted it a few threads back, and I just pulled Curren so I saved it. it was in a thread with mambodrama iirc, don't pay much attention to that retarded shit
prime numbers start at n > 1 0 < 1 0 isnt a prime shrimple as that so 0 = even is still on the table
>>556883473Uh huh
>>556883157Sure there are some umas that don't go to Tracen...
>>556883448wasn't Teiobro confirmed fat and gay, or was that several teioposters? don't know. I am neither of those, sorry to disappoint.
I'm a male.
>>556883592The ones that don't are 7/10 at best and are probably out of shape
Stop with the psyops
bwos i ran a 10minute mile today
I want to be the little fillie
>>556883604I'm a Teio and I'm not fat (182 cm tall and weigh 65kg) and I'm not gay either.
>>556883513ARMPIT SPOTTED
>>556881695so you are saying 0 is an odd number...
I miss when these threads were worth keeping up with>>556883797good job, you're doing more than my lazy fat ass
Allllllrightly things are going very well!
can someone give me the QRD for the dirt CM?inherits and such
kingu lovethat is all
>>556883604Teiobuhi is fat and lives in a crackhouse with slugs crawling around
Is /uma/ normally this shitty right now? It's past my bedtime.
>>556883972Do the same you did for cancer.
>>556883815sorry I meant to say 165kg here haha
>>556883696Then just forget it, I’ve heard they spend the night with their trainers at a hot spring inn every now and then, not to mention they also spend New Year's and Christmas together
Is there a new set to grind tomorrow or do we get few days of rest?Im tired...
>>556884048i can't remember what i did for cancer
bwos i don't think this much clicking and menuing for 2 hours every day looks fun bot chads won.....
>>556884014>fat>ogre feet>slugsIs Teiobro just Shrek
>>556883018>>556883240Hopeless will decide our fate
>>556884048I honestly don't remember what I did other that my Grass wonder won
>>556884048My aunt died of cancer
>>556884036yes
>>556884014>crackhouseCease your slander. I have been keeping with the lore and her lives in a farm house in rural europe.
>>556884116that looks like my average danchud run
>>556883513>like Hayahide's body>loathe her dogshit growth %>she keeps spooking me on uma banners>just spooked on all-uma banner AGAINGODDAMNIT ok fine, game. Have Narita Taishin spook me, and the next CM, no matter what it is, I'll run BNW. Someone get a Fukuposter in here to witness this solemn oath in the presence of Shiaoki-sama
>>556884116>3 consecutive runsMy biggest issue is getting those skin issues and if not recovered will lead to worst mood
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
If your first MANT run isn't an ace borrow run in the middle of CM10 you are a third rate trainer
>>556884228My danchud doesn't even do runs
>currenchan falling 3 14% trainings in a row *smack*You fucking horse bitch
>>556884116yeah wtf this is the average fan run no? this also has reminded me that sometimes (with "skip race") I can click that white button before it even pops up in the menus if I do something, but I havent figured that one out yet in testing
>>556884314With items you can cure all bad conditions and get great mood + energy before a super training that you also duplicated and rerolled for 7 rainbows in guts.
Uuuhh oooh TM Opera O trainers, your response?
Not looking forward to the menuing. I normally play uma while watching something else.
((n * -1) * 0.5) * -1 = even number
>>556884530buy an ad
This is going to sound crazy, but I feel like a high guts growth rate benefits more from you clicking on stamina, than it does using guts cards and clicking on guts.I'm totally getting Mecha Hayahide though.
>>556884116YEP YEPPERS SWEEPY GODS WINAGAIN
>>556884116Can we skip race aka show results from the training menu like we do with Team Trial and Daily races instead of heading inside the race?
>>556884626Neurotypical spotted
>>556884626you are trans
>>556884530It is a very zoomer thing to call someone neurodivergent instead of an autist
>>556884146We live
>>556884116Bots can't even handle MANT yet so we're all in the same boat
>>556884696haha.....
>oguri and el get a free win in CM10 because they're the only dirters that can run 20 medium and long races in MANT
>>556884635if you click reporter before debut race and shes on wit, and you recover energy, you gain guts, either by gaining all stats or by training guts with a higher chance of success (Psuccess) from higher energy
>>556884820
i gave up on doing any more for sprint cm so I'm boredumamusume
>>556884772
>>556884553if you want to be retarded, this is how you do it
>>556884752Nah just a tranny thing
>>556884635I keep telling you niggas that gutsmaxxing is for umas with power/speed growth not guts
I'm experiencing Brian deficiency and I think the only cure is by doing a career run with her so I can stare at her face for 30 minutes
>>556884959I dont know what lim means and 0.5 (binary) is 0.1 which means it is negative, actually
>>556884843Bro your Maruzensky who can run all distance
>>556884843just turf up your falco long is irrelevant mile is where its at
>>556884843Your mutant ace? I will be running Dirt Nice Nature ace
>>556885095brian is having sex with me
>>556885095
>marked
>>556884862Is this a fucking AI post?
>>556879509
>>556885247Suki....
>>556885316no. it has something (havent figured it out yet) to do with entropy
>>556885293
Mummy's unique for lates/end (along with pump)for the dirt CM?Or do I go for a speed one like Rudolf or Brian
>>556885316You're very close to the truth.
>>556885491
If you think about it energy is never truly recovered
if -0.5 in binary is 1.1 then what is 1.5 (positive) 1.1 0.5 is 0.1
>>556885247Brian... y-your tape...
>>556885686
thingken bout mejiro ardan
>>556885884
>>556884228whoa you have the MANT shop available in your danchud runs?
>>556885817it's 110 111 (in base10)
>>556886041
>>556886197what is it in binary, and twos company? in umamusume
Late starts are a hell of a drug.
>>556861303so which uma(s) is getting the #2200 thread
>>556886231
>>556886358Ryan
>>556886358Whoever decides to be the next oshibaker
>>556886276it's 110 111 in binaryit's threes company too
>>556886421
>>556886358happy (me)ek
>>556886358ryan, naturally. sadly 2200 falls under brown hours, not white
>>556886358I've messed with the number while making threads a couple of times, sometimes it got noticed and fixed and sometimes I got away with it. The number may be lower or higher by around 10 threads.
Day 4327 of trying to farm a Digitan who has a sprint spark of any level as pink. Still no progress. Starting to wonder if it's even possible. Have gotten a medium 3 star spark and at least eight 2 star sparks for style. I refuse to give up.
>>556886314Her ¿Smile? And optimism: Restored.
>>556886645
>>556886767https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjDF62wuIrM
>>556886358*rapes you*
>>5568866243 * 1.5 = 1.5... makes u thinkwait that makes sense
>>556884935Just you wait, I'll beat you and become the new prez
>>556886767you have to win at least 1 sprint G1 i reckon
>>556886876Pokke hanging out with the runaway besties is a cute image
>>556886842
>>556887028every run I win like 15 optional G1s. They're pure parent runs. Every G1 I can run, I do.
fokke the pokke
>>556887052
>>556886018Me? Never.
>>556887008You ain't touching shit, deer daughter.
what is cafe's personality besides... le coffee?
>>556887230
>>556886358Cafe
i roughly planned out my pulls until eru speedso...what comes after that?
>>556887404What’s your personality besides le shitposting?
>>556886358>#2200a takarazuka kinen winner
very cool anon this talk helped me find something interesting to try out and the thing being related to a common question/problem (all me though btw)
>>556887430
>>556887636
post your f2p mant deck
>>556886358Nobody who deserves it.
>>556887615Agreed
>>556887817
>>556887994
>>556887940If Im running Christmas Oguri, El Condor Pasa and Maruzensky this should be good right?
>>556888182
>>556888365
>>556887385bleh bleh bleh not even 2nd
>>556887940Stinko Windy, Power Marvie, Nishino Power, Guts Yeppers, Guts Groove (hope to swap with Guts Ayabe), borrow FineMo or speed Fuku,
>>556888567Nnnnnnnnnnnnot canon!
>>556888557
fun 5 seconds
>>556888725she has a big mouth
Semen Stakes
>>556888742
more like cum stakes
>>556882670why is Brian an eggplant
((n * -1) * 0.5) * -1) = even numbern = 0((n * -1) * 0.5) * -1) = 0(0 * -0.5) = 0 so it would seem...
>>556888921
we're dead this will be cute art poster and schizo meek until the end of time
>>556888842
I've been procrastinating on this carnival event, what's the quickest way to get points?
Cafe love
Is there a modified APK for Uma Musume? I want to try something
>>556886750my paizuri slave
>>556889182There's nothing stopping you from abusing the jellies
>>556889104
What other parents are worth making for CM10 aside from Seiun, El, and high affinity umasThere are no good mile/dirt Mummy Creeks to borrow
>>556887940I'm gonna be fucked...ksb, urara guts, sunday power, tachyon wit, dober guts or another speed card, and Fuku borrow
>>556889182It's purely spamming your jellies and using your TT aces or even parent umas if they have a bunch of abilities that can proc. The carnival spark doesn't matter if you're already winning, it only boosts your stats, not points.
semen retained again
>>556889282
>>556889475
I'm still hunting for that one witgod to retain my semen...
>>556889446is it 600 yet
>>556889320I've been watching streamer rooms and late Oguri forma original seems like she can do some stuff, so red Maru/Ryan is something to consider if you're into that playstyle.
>>556889757>>556889757>>556889757move
It's frustrating how easy it is to whiff Sasami's first event chainIt whiffs like every other run I feel
>>556889721no, its at 570k at the moment, and itll probably get to 600k at sunday for the first time in game
>>556889638
>>556886358To make a new thread do I just copy (OP)'s text and change the number?
>>556887404Play her career
>>556889756Ok that sounds better for my sanity than making 2 or 3 fronts